NEWS FROM WALES OR, THE PRITTISH PARLIAMENT.  
CALLED, And assembled upon many could Reasons and Considerations, and for the benefit of her Countries to secure them from her Round-head, Long-tayld Enemies, by the crave and politic wisdoms of her Prittish Purgesses.  
With many other Pusinesses, Projects and Purposes, tending to the Relief of her Prittish Commons, and the Honour and Reputations of her Country of Wales.  
Newly sent up py her trusty and welpeloved Cousin the Welsh Empassadour, to give all the World Notice of her purpose, to call a Welsh Parliament.  
And lately her manifold Grievances hereunto joined and annexed.  
Written py her loving Cousin and Well-willer Morgan Loyd.  
Printed for J.G. and A.C. 1642.   

The Welsh Parliament.  
HEr Countries of Wales peing te ancient Nurseries and habitations of the true Prittish blood, ascending from old antic Families, having to her create disgrace received many affronts, indignities, and injuries from her cunning enemies, especially from that Rascal, Repellious Rogue or Round-head Robin Little-eyes; and having in due and hasty considerations thereof penned and published her Declarations, Complaints, and Petitions, together with her Protestations, in hope to have good answers and satisfaction thereunto; and contrary (look you) to her expectations, have to her further reproaches received nothing put contumelies and dirisions, and no orders taken for the peating out neither with Cuns, Pikes, nor long Pills, her long-tailed enemies, who make her country's poor and peggarly, to the construction and ruin of her Coods and undoing of her wives and shildren: Her blood peing therefore very hot, and her heads full of learned knowledges in all points and politic pusinesses, and having create understandings, and many quick piting griefs in her posome, her is in the names and appellations of all her shires and their mountains, purposed to dissemble and call a create and crave company of Prittish Purgesses, who sitting in her cry apparels and long Hooks in her hands shall lay about them in judicature and sentences, and shall make the create Malefactors and defenders with te small eyes to run into punishments, and not tore to appear before their bold prittish faces dissembled and gathered together on one of the Welsh Mountains, in manners and fashions (though a fare off) like unto a Parliament, and then her will amongst her own com●●●● men and cousin Purgesses find respects and favours, and have all her Pills and Petitions not withstanding their bad orthographies and English enditings read to the end, and beyond the end, and more revenges, botes and shudgements past and repast upon her Round-headed Long-tayld Enemies than her out of her could natures and compassions can desire. And some part of her Countries and the Prittish Ocean being in prospects and sights & very near unto Ireland, where it may be supposed, that py the running away of Rebels, create pieces of pred and scheese have for haste dropped out of their knapsacks; whereby her Long tailed enemies have been ready to fall on, it is therefore thought fit in her prittish wisdoms, that her Countrymen should be ready at morning, noon and nightwith create watches in Sea-towns, to peat her enemies, if they should out of their cruel stomaches come in create troops come upon planks or poords of ships, swimming over her prittish Seas, with purposes to land in Wales, and this he do purpose shall first pe concluded and agreed uPon in the prittish Parliament. He do next mean though her purses poe not so p●g, yet her have hands cod plutter a nails and arms too, and therefore he will not pe put into fears with her create huge high Mountains, put he do purpose to make to make Taxations and Easments upon all her shires and lay on silver two pences upon all her cuntry-mans' heads & pates, and with could moneys as her have contrived and plotted the pusinesses and sharges to a farthing, her will make all her mountains whereon her Coats, sheep, Runts', do take bare Commons together, to be as plain as her table in her house, and this her will pring to defears and purposes, with her shovels and her spades and all her boys shall work till her proud mountains pe turned into creen middows, that so her cows & coats may fill their pellies, and make her creater store of butter and sheese, than ever was in any lnowledge or memory in Wales, And whereas her poor tenants in her Countties are forced to pay create store of Rents for her poor Cottages, her must also pay shillings and pence to her Shentries and Landlords, her will have therefore public laws contrived in goodfashions, that her may dwell in pig houses, and pe not subject to sell her Cows at her markets, to her great hindrances and losses, to make moneys for such unreasonable and prutish payments, put that her may pay two pennies yearly, according as it was in the days of King Arthur, a create while ago, and not be found to run away in her old apparels up to Loudon, to hid herself from her Countryman Landlord. He is also resolved, that this shall be also taken into considerations and consultations in the Prittish Parliament. He is also very angry, and in great Furies, against her pabling Countrywoman of hers, that when her is in her rages any where, and do out of her blood swear by S. Taffie her will in similitudes and imitations answer her again with polices and repetitions, and cry S. Tavy, then if her cast her looks into admirations about her, & if her ask what pooby is that, that makes her in the pryars, her will say what pooby is that, then if her say come out if her dare for her nails, her will say if her dare for her nails, and when her after much molestations of mind enquired and asked the questions of Sir senkins the Curate of her parish, concerning the affronts, and what welsh Devils hanted the uds, he made his resolutions and definitions, that it was her puling Countrey-womens' Echoes, as he calls her, who had in the stony powells and pellies of the mountains, Her will therefore make her humble suits, that this welsh she lived gen Echoes by names and surnames may pe punished out of her uds and mountains, cause her hath so often stirred up her prittish plonds with hermow and shears, & her could never in all her days have a blow at her crowns with her long welsh hooks, for if her could her would have cut her tongues out of her heads, for mocking her Country wen, but cause her is her unknown country woman the fore her will put in strange Articles and Inditements against this Tivell in the uds, that so her pritish Parliament m●y rake Order to punish the pawling tongue of Mrs. Nobodies, or Mrs. Echoes as they call her. There is also a kind of fellows in leather tublets & plew priches, that when her pring her could pease, parley, Oat, & bread corn to crind at her mil; was never honest man, put cozen her in the measures of her parley & other corns, her will desire her prittish Parliament either to turn her out of her mills in her countries, or make her honest if her can or hang her on the mountains. And whereas in her countries there are apundance of very pleasant prooks & River, and was create store of could fish in them, the pritish Parliament shall make laws and statutes for the could of her Commonwealths and Countries, that Red-Herrings with pels about her necks shall pe put into those prooks and Rivers, that her shenerations may multiply, and with her angle her may go to the prook, and take red herring at her pleasure with pels about her neck, and this matter of could note her welsh Parliament was take into her consideration, And moreover whereas many create Goats take their foods and diets on the crags and mountains, her was desire her welsh Parliament, that cause her have as long peards' as her country man, they may pear Arms as well as her countryman against her so, with Roundheads, and small eyes, those butter and these eaters, and in dangerous occasions, pecsme soldiers in definces of her countries of Wales. There was moreover a prown politic enemies, that with much cruelties suck the blood, and eat the pones of her sheep and young lambs, and do much oppressions, and then slip into the uds, and hid her selves in habitations under th● ground, put her welsh Parliament shall put her politic v●ships to trials, and having found her a plood-sucker, shall if her can, command that all her head may pe cut of on a plock And her welsh Parliament shall make a could law and order, that when her comes to markets or Fairs, and fall to pribble brabble with her country man, her may sound past his body and preak his crown without fear of being carried pefo●e Shustice Morgan her cousin, to make her appearance for fait and Patteries of her Countryman. And because her Parishes are consisting of a few pighouses out of which a little smoke doth break forth at the top of shimneys, and that her Schoolmasters have put poor & peggerly pensions, for her Instructions of her shildren, he was therefore in intention to desire her welsh Parliament to give her child's Tutors and Schoolmasters ten. more yearly for to pay her pooks reparres, and other could necessaries, than so her children may learn to make better Orthographies, than her Forefathers, and not put up derision for her pad-English. And moreover her Parliaments shall provide that there was be more could Leeks sowed in beds to wear in her Monmouth Caps upon St. Taffies tay, and that none shall mock her for her customs and fashions in doing so, in adorations of her could codly countryman. And that if her rice or co a wooing to her cousin ap jenkin's, or her cousin ap Williams daughter out of mere amours and affections, and with her could actions and playing on her Welsh Harps do get ●er in tunes and matrimonies, and do happen afterward to like better of her cousin powel's daughter and heir to awl her lands and coods, her Welsh Parliament shall allow her to have a pair of wives as well as a pair of poots, that her may commit Matrimonies with the one for affections, and with the other for her create and rich portions, and not be hanged on shibbits for her could wills And her will also sue unto her parliament, that her may have Cr●nstones in awl Towns and create Corporations, to ●tind and make sharp her tongues welsh pills, that they may cut her enemies into ships and small pieces, and descend her lands and coods and awl her countries against her bragging foes, that would invade her pounds, marches and Territories of Wales. And that if any of her poor cousin or country men do through necessities, wants, and poverties, steal or porrow of her next Neighbours, any cow, sheep, coat, or peast, and be apprehended for felonies, her shall py statutes of Parliament not pe put to her pook because her is pad reader of English Pooks and languages. Put as for points and crounds of Religions, her care not for entering into such create disputations, put her do with all her Papists in her countries were panished, that her might as true Protestants live on her lands in create honours and Reputations, and her will be always ready with pills and hooks to peat down papists in awl her countries, and spend her best blood to maintain the could Gospels, and that herself is true Prittain and ancient shen, tlemen of Wales, as it shall be recorded in the Welsh parliament which we call from the top of the Mountains that her cousin ap Lewes, her cousin ap Griffeth in the Vale, her cousin ap Thomas, ap jones, ap David, ap Williams, ap Morgan, ap Powel, and ap jinken, with awl their other urships in Wales, may upon the mountains in create haste & expeditions meet as Purges of the welsh Parliament.  

The Pusinesses and considerations of the welsh Parliament are these.  
THat could watch may be kept in Sea-towns, to prevent the landing of the long tayled enemies.  
To lay two pennies on all her Country man's heads, for her Mountains with her Villages.  
That her may pay small Rents to her pritish Landlords.  
That Red-herrings with pills about her necks may pe put into prooks and Rivers, to make create generations.  
That coats with as long peards' as her country man, may pear Arms against her foes and enemies.  
That all her politic plood-sucking Foxes heads may be cut off on a plock.  
That ber may preak her country man's pate at market, and not pe troubled for salt and patterie.  
That Schcolmasters may have yearly 10. s. pensions more to puy her pooks.   
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