Mercurius Alethes: Or, An Humble Petition Of The Corrupt Party, Dissolved at Westminster, April 20. 1653. To the present Power in Being. Together With a former Petition, penned in the year 1650 for the benefit of some public and private friends, and delivered onely in a Manuscript by the same Author. Wherein is much Truth acknowledged, As also 1 Corruption. 2 Partiality. 3 Want of Charity. 4 Insolency and Pride. 5 A world of self-Interest Poculenta & esculenta non sunt bribamenta. Nemo sine crimine vivit, Nemo sine bribery thrivit. London, printed near Pauls Stable, 1653. To the Right honourable the Supreme Power of the Commonwealth of England: The humble Petition of the Corrupt party disbanded at Westminster, April 20. 1653. Sheweth, THat we who have been very self-ended, and for the public much good pretended, the Countries means much expended, & in the Commonwealth few things amended, Having received many Reproaches and obloquys from many men, and also having undergone many conflicts and checks from our own spirits within us, and being never questioned by the young innocent Parliament newly dissolved, ending its days in its minority, before it had done good or evil, Causeth us( Right honourable) to address ourselves unto you, in an humble Acknowledgement of our past carriages, and to become your Petitioners for these just and reasonable things, which we hope cannot be denied. And first of all, whereas the Country justly and truly complain of us, That we have enriched ourselves, and impoverished them; That we are many thousands the better, and they are many thousands the worse; That in those Times wherein Liberty and Freedom were so much talked of, we took the liberty to get great Estates for ourselves, and freed them from theirs: indeed our consciences do now tell us, That times of Misery and Calamity were not times for us to enrich ourselves especially by the ruins of other men. And we are thus far charitably conceited of the Country, that they would have never murmured or repined at us, had we been but in statu quo as we were at the beginning of the Troubles; nay, although we had been something the better, and they somewhat the worse: But when we, who were entrusted to be their servants, grew rich, and they grew poor, it made them justly suspect us for Thieves, and in plain terms tell us, that those large Gratuities which we have bestowed upon ourselves and others, were not our own, but ought to be employed for the use and ease of the Commonwealth. If by the word others you conceive this to be spoken of any of the Army, who adventured their blood when we adventured our breeches, you are mistaken: for such persons( say they) let health, happiness, and honor attend them. Onely a word by the way, with modesty and submission too, they speak. Seeing in the land of Ease, otherwise called Lubberland, the greatest wages for sleeping is but eighteen pence the day, the Country being contented that they that do double duty should have double pay, eighteen pence the day for eating, and eighteen pence the day for sleeping, which almounts to 1 l. 1 s. by the week; they humbly entreat such Officers of the Army who receive great pay, and are not much in action, being otherwise provided for, would content themselves with such pay, seeing many poor Country-men help to pay the same, who get their money by their hard labour, and sweat of their brows. And withal be pleased to remember, that if they that sate by the stuff when the spoil was taken at Ziklag, were to carry part of the spoil, as well as those that took the spoil; by the same Rule he that for bread ploughed the field, is to carry a share of Freedom and Liberty, as well as you that fought in field. And further they speak to you, almost in the language of tears, not to follow the example of others, to suffer a renowned Kingdom quondam, now kirsen'd Commonwealth,( whom you profess to serve in love, as your freeborn Mistress) by heavy Pressures and Taxes to live in a sort of Slavery, languishing under her longing and tired hopes, after a promised year of Jubilee, whilst ye( as the onely sons of Liberty) flourish in wealth and prosperity. And the poor Country-men would whisper a word more into your ears, noble Officers of the Army, in the behalf of their clergy, not to meddle with them for taking money for studying and preaching, when ye yourselves take money for eating and sleeping. But having made a little Digression, we must now return unto ourselves, and ingenuously confess our own errors. First of all, we professed to do much good to this Commonwealth; but in truth, we have done more good to ourselves, then to the whole Commonwealth besides. Secondly, we undertook the Reformation of this Nation: but these times have brought forth more Informers then Reformers. Thirdly, we entitled ourselves, The Keepers of the Liberties of England: and indeed so we were; for we took the Liberty, but left the Subject in bondage. Now also we see our Partiality. We could rate a poor Country-man for a small parcel of Land, when peradventure indebted for the same; or a poor Trades-man for his trade and ware in his shop, when it may be as much in the Creditors books as the worth thereof: and yet could let great Officers go free. What Contribution paid the Speaker for his great Office? What the Postmaster-General, whose Office is now set at 10000 l. per an. at 3 d. the Letter, when formerly enjoyed by Prideaux at 6 d. the Letter gratis? What the Officers at Drury-house, Gurney house, Worcester-house, Goldsmiths Hall, and Haberdashers Hall, who laid up more money by the yeers end, then a Gentleman of 500 or 1000 l. per an. in Lands? Besides many Counsellors and Clerks of great practise, both at the houses above mentioned, as also in the Chancery and other Courts and yet never paid any Contribution. But as we have been partial, so likewise very uncharitabe; nay, we have preferred works of courtesy before works of Charity: we bestowed 50000 l. besides Lands of great worth upon ourselves and friends, and never thought to relieve the poor of this Nation, many of them being almost ready to perish for want; and suffered many poor souldiers to languish and fall in the streets for want of pay; nay, we have dealt like Bankrupts, who many times give great Legacies by defrauding their Creditors; and have we not bestowed great means upon some persons, before we have paid the public debts of the Nation? So also we have been very insolent and proud: many of us who heretofore were but of equal rank with our Neighbours, were grown and flown so high in those times, that we could scarce veil our bonnets to that man, although heretofore a man equal in reputation with ourselves, although he came with cap in hand, and bended knee; but now we have seen by experience, that pride will have a fall: who would have ever thought that we, who had a hand in the Government of this Nation for these many yeers, should have all our honours laid in the dust in a moment, and nothing left to support our spirits in this our condition, but onely this, which we speak with confidence to our small comfort, we never departed the House without the general love and good will of the whole Nation? Not alone for ourselves are we become Petitioners, but for all that have been in Office under us, whether they be sub-Committees or other Agents; of whom a wonder may arise, as sometimes those three wonders arose of the Fellows of a certain Monastery in the Low-Countries, which were these: First, How the Fellows of such a house should have so much Corn and no Land. Secondly, How they could have so much money and no revenues. But thirdly, How it was possible they should have so many children and no wives. And is it not as great a wonder to see many of our Officers, who having having heretofore had little or no estates, have in these times gotten competent estates, profess the State to be indebted unto them in considerable sums of money, and yet march under the colours of honest men? But now we fear that all the Estates we have gotten in these times, will prove but Aurum Tolossanum like the gold of Tolosse, that eats up all the rest of the gold that it's put into, or will prove like Sejus horse in the story, fatal to the rider. Alas, what if we leave unto our posterity estates got in times of misery and calamity, and that to a whole Nation; when there was a spirit of Division, as a judgement fallen from heaven upon this poor iceland of ours, that for eight pence the day many thousands were hired to cut the throats, not alone of foreigners and strangers, but of their own Country-men, nay their own natural brethren; nay, the fathers against the sons, and the sons against the father? This day we call to mind the saying of Elisha the Prophet to that Committee-man Gehazi: Is this a time to take gratuities and changes of raiment? Was this a time for us to enrich ourselves, when this nation lay under a general calamity, when many thousands of our Country-men could take no comfort either in bed or board; when the word House ho! like a sudden Thunderclap struck terror and amazement to all the inhabitants that heard it; when the condition of thousands carried with it a suitable resemblance of that threatened curse and across: At evening thou shalt say, Ah, would it were morning; and at morning thou shalt say, Ah, would it were evening, for the fear that shall come upon thee: when men were forced to leave house, children, wife, and goods, and for refuge and shelter betake themselves to dens, fields, caves, and woods: when many poor Country-men, some of them too who assisted us with purse and person, had not a beast left in field or fold, for Plough or Pail: Was this a time for us to enrich ourselves, when there were so many objects of pity, so many families by fire made harbourless, so many wives by loss of husbands left headless, so many parents childless, so many children fatherless & many of them breadless? Monstrum horrendum inform ingens, &c. Oh monstrous, horrible, unnatural men, fie upon us. But what will our posterity say hereafter? Oh, saith one, My father left me a Linsey-woolsey estate, and patched up by the ruins of other men, gotten in bloody times; when in this Land there was not onely Accldama, a field of blood, but the Land it fell was Gee Haimatos, a land of blood: it never prospered with any of us: I had much rather he had left me an Ax, Spade, or Threshal, accompanied with a blessing; for I fear, what was got upon the devils belly, will go away upon his back. Oh that we had followed the practise of noble Nehemiah's excellency; excellency! not titular, nor real: for, First, he was a man of a very public spirit; he would not eat the bread of the people, nor be chargeable unto them: he freed the people from their Oppression, but not from their Lands. Secondly, he was a very good Church-man; he built the walls of Jerusalem. Thirdly, he was a very vigilant soldier; he held the spear with one hand, and built with the other hand: very industrious, and yet professeth, that in twelve yeers he bought not any Land: and we dare affirm thus of him; He would have proved an admirable Parliament-man, had he been well fellowed. Now seeing that we cannot but really aclowledge the truth of the premises, and seeing the urgency of your occasions for the payment of the navy at sea require great sums of money; be pleased to accept at our hands the sum of five hundred thousand pounds, which may very well be spared by us and our Officers, which is conceived not to be the one half of what we have got in these distracted times. loathe we are to part with all, because our wives and children cannot go in that handsome garb, as they have done since these troublesone times began: and whereas old Augustine is ready to stare in the face of our consciences, with his Non remittitur peecatum nisi restituatur ablatum, the fault cannot be remitted, unless restitution be made; as we conceive the means of the whole, if there be ability: we hope we shall be able to smother Conscience and throw dust in his eyes, by telling him that indeed it was truth in his time, according to that light that he saw acting under a low dispensation, but it doth not so much concern us who are carried up in higher administrations in these times of more knowledge. And whereas we use the words, accept at our hands, we entreat you to take it gently, because our moneys stick to our hearts, and you can hardly take a pound, but it will bring a piece of the heart with it: but rather then go without it, rape, take it by violence, although therewith you pull out heart and all. If you will not accept of it upon the former terms, borrow it of us upon your engagement never to pay it to us, or our posterity; or, Secondly, Which is as good, upon the public Faith. Or thirdly, That it may be the last debt that ever shall be paid upon the public. And in so doing, you shall be extremely honoured, and appaer eminent in the hearts and eyes of all the people of the Nation, and if you think fit and convenient, they shall solemnize a day of Thanksgiving for it. And lastly, you shall thereby make us contrary in opinion to an eminent Members wife of our house, mistress L. who within these few yeers said, If she were assured of Heaven when she died, by her good will she would not go thither as yet. Take from us the forementioned sum, you shall wean us from the love of the world, make us more fit for Heaven, And your Petitioners shall ever pray, &c. The Petition penned in the year 1650. To the Right honourable the Commons of England in Parliament assembled. The humble Petition of many Committee-men, Excise-men, Sequestrators, Gullectors, and others employed in the public service for the private wealth, Sheweth, THat we who have been long base and knavish, and for the present scarce honest, and for the future promise never to be much better, are become Petitior ners for these ensuing particulars, which we conceive to some of you can seem but just and necessary. But because we would have the better success in the particulars concerning ourselves, we shall first of all present you with an humble motion in the behalf of the Clergy. First, That no Clergy man under any pretence whatsoever, upon plea of any privilege, or of his Pedigree, as being of the Tribe of Gad, or under pretence of love to his Native Country, or for wholesome air for himself, or his wife, shall accept of any Call to remove from a Parsonage or vicarage, worth 2, 3, or 400 l. per and. to a living of 30, 40, or 50 l. per annum. That you would be pleased to pass an Act to enforce them to love those souls best, where there is best maintenance, and to preach rather for a competency for themselves, then for an extent of Charity to the poor. That you would cause some of the sacred Synod, who are well acquainted with the Original and Practical part of the ensuing Text, being a Dutch proverb, to translate the said proverb into the English Tongue, for the benefit of their weaker brethren. Pfaffen Gierechiet, undt Gottos Barmhertsechiet, weret von nua bis en Ewechiet: Which the rude and common sort of people, or vulgar translation reads thus; Priests covetousness, and Gods goodness endure for ever. And now we shall present you with things concerning ourselves and State, and shall humbly crave, that we who have been employed in the public service, for the private wealth as aforesaid, may continue our employment, for that itis conceived we are more expert therein,( having served an Apprenticeship to the Trade) then others who are but Novices to the profession thereof. Secondly, That in our places we may enjoy our former privileges, as to instance in one for all, when the practise of the Law, and the Office of a Committee shal concur both in one person, it may be lawful for that person to take a fee, as he is a practitioner of the Law, although he sit chairman at the Committee, when the cause shall be heard, because itis found by experience many times, the client speeds never the worse. Thirdly, That we may prefer our own private good and interest, before the public good of the Commonwealth, because Charity begins at home; and under the Rose be it spoken, our hopes are, we shall the rather prevail, for that as we conceive, and as we have been truly informed, there be among you who practise the same; and therefore we do desire still to continue under the command of mayor General Self. Next, whereas the Country murmur and repined at the large gratuities, great salaries and sums of money conferred by you on some men for small service, and on the first day of Saint Charity, proved kind hearted each to other, in bestowing the Commonwealths means and moneys upon yourselves, when as by the just Verdict of the Country you were but Trustees in the behalf of the State, and had no more lawful power to dispose of the States money to yourselves, then Trustees for poor Orphans have to dispose of the said Orphans goods to their own proper use: Yet we humbly crave that your honours would be pleased to continue and keep what you have received, without any revocation, or the least admission of any retribution or repayment; because the old Tenet formerly held in some cases in the Chancelors Court, is become new in practise, Quod fieri non debuit factum valet. Gentlemen you have it, and I beseech you keep it. That from the Country there may be likewise a continuance of that extraction of the Spirits of Whey, Whig, Butter-milk, Crab-drink, Pound-perkin, the washing of Apple husks, Bonnyclaver, Carawhibble, Water bewitched, commonly called small drink, being principal ingredients in that Confection of 1500 l. per and. for that honourable Officer the Auditor of the Excise; and proportionable quantities we humbly crave for the rest of the Fraternity and other Officers, who are now become the Tribe of fortune, whilst many of our poor brethren, in this our English Nation, who in the prime yeers of their new Liberties and Freedoms, I may not say of Cham's curse, but of Issachars blessing being fully possessed, are become a Tribe of Many-Asses, as sensible of their pressures and bondage, as Balaams Ass of his burden and blows, speaking almost with a whining tone, by reason of their oppression, like the poor French, groaning and sighing, Ha, ha, the Parliament, &c. That there may be likewise an utter abolition and extirpation of all Common-Prayer, as well out of Hedges as Churches; for itis very well known, that not any of us can go about our public employments, but the hedges are lined with Common-Prayer, for seven miles together, the forms whereof are these: There goes a Teaser, a pox take him. There goes a Sequestrator, a Plague consume him. There goes a Committee-man, Would he and all his fellows were hanged. There goes an Excise-man, The Devil-braek his neck. Lastly, Whereas it is the humble and hearty desire of the Country, that a just and strict account may be called for and taken of us, who are employed as aforesaid, forasmuch as we account that a thing both vain and frivolous, and a misspending of precious time, our humble and hearty desire is, that no just and true account may be given until the day of judgement; and then both you and we shall all account together. And your Petitioners shall ever pray, &c. Calculated for the Meridian of London and Weminster, where knavery is elevated above honesty three Degrees: but may generally serve for all England. Perlege hunc Tractatum cvi Titulus An humble Petition, in quo nihil reperio veritati contrarium. IMPRIMATUR, Ralph walls. FINIS.