A PERFECT Cure FOR Atheists, Papists, Arminians, and all other Rebels and traitors, both against CHURCH and STATE.  
TAke half a month's voyage to the Mistaking of Cales; three grains of Salt brought from the Isle of Ree, where so many brave Gentlemen were murdered, five Promises for the relief of Rochel, ten flames of the Spanish Ships that were sent to conquer England, one hundred barrels of powder that was sent from the Tower for their assistance, one ounce of Sir Thomas Overbury's Potion, one dram of King James his cordial made by Buckingham, of his majesty's Protestations, and Proclamations, of the Cabinate counsels Honesty, of Harry jerman's honour Of Prince Rupert's Religion, of Digby's honest Heart, of Prince Henry's perfumed Gloves, of each two grains; of the Ashes of all those Towns the Cavaliers have burned in England, of each an hundred bushels, 400000. Flourishes of the Cavaliers swords made red with Protestants blood, seven of the good Purposes they had to demand the five Members, one of her majesty's good Intentions to this Kingdom, with one hundred thousand pounds worth of the Crown Jewels she pawned in Holland, the five famous battles, of Edghill, York, Newbury, Cherinton-Down, and Naisby; the Siege of Gloucester, Exeter and lime, the hopeful Promises of Peace, when they fell upon the Redcoats at Branchford, one hundred thousand cursings of the Parliament pronounced by a damned sort of Rebels and traitors, with as many blasphemies from the same cursed crew; the massacre of Bolton, the plunder of Leicester, thirty five patentees, two or three years' payment of Shipmoney, thirty Commissioners of Array for Oppression and Tyranny, two headfuls of mischief of Bristol and Cottington, thirty three heartfulls of the Oxford junto fears, and three pound of their slavery, half an ounce of University Oaths, one scruple of Choplogick, three Arguments at Law of Heaths own making, five gallons of Holy water of the Vicechancellors own consecrating, one Case of Conscience of Doctor Ferne in the behalf of Tyranny, one of Finches just judgements, especially that against Thomas Bensted that was drawn, hanged, and quartered for beating of a drum, two ounces of the Irish Commission, one ounce and half of the wax that sealed it, three penfulls of the ink that wrote it, two Kilderkins of Irish Protestants blood, fifty two Atheist Commissions to plunder Roundheads, three of the King's performances at a Sessions at Oxford, when much was said, but nothing mended, five Subsidies granted, and the Parliament ended, three quarters of a yard of the King's morning cloak he wore when he broke the last Parliament, and three hundred projects to break this, of Sir Jacob Ashleys' fidelity to fight for the Protestant Religion, of Capulets Lordship, and Lunsford's left heel, of each three pound, three of Sir Marmaduk Langdals' intents to relieve Colchester, with three thousand Scots Rebels to assist him, three of old Harry's Letters to the Pope to assure his Holiness he will live and die in that Faith, three Common Service Books sent to Scotland to begin Popery there first, three pound of Doctor cousin's Candles he set up on Candlemas day for to say Mass by, three devout congees to the high Altar by three degrees of comparison, three flames of the wax Candles that stood upon the Altar in the King's chapel at White-Hall, three bricks of the little Popish chapel built at his Chamber door at White-Hall, where he might lie in bed and hear Mass; three good Notes of the Cavaliers own writing of a Sermon on a Fast day, and three half penny worth of their Charity to the relief of the Irish Protestants, three Crowns worth of Straffords Kingly honours, three thousand scandalous lies made by Cavaliers against the Parliament and Army, which were as true as their damned swearing, and laying of wagers to confirm it, that my Lord Fairfax was killed by a Butcher, and who saw it, and that L. G. Cromwell was killed by his own soldiers, and buried in Gloucester, both which I hope shall live to see a thousand such Rebels and traitors hanged, if not worse, three half penny worth of Holland's Chastity, and three half penny worth of Goring's good Conditions, all the Honesty and Religion both their partakers ever had, three of my Lord Francis last God-dam-ye when he ran himself headlong into Hell, rather than take quarter of a Roundhead, in the Rebellion at Kingston, three half penny worth of the truth and honesty of the two Constables of Putney and Wandsworth, and the rest of the Inhabitants that aided and assisted the thieves in robbing Sir Robert Wood and his Kinsman, three farthing worth of the Cavaliers bounteous Charity given to Christian Protestants, slanderously called Roundheads and independents, three dances about a Maypole on a Sunday in the afternoon, three hundred Tolerations for profaning the Lord's Day, three bushels of ashes of Beaver-hats sacrificed in healths to the King, Queen, and Black Boy in the buff. Put all these in Lucasses brainpan that was shot to death for Treason and Rebellion, with fifteen drops of his majesty's tears that he shed for grief when he heard it, and covered with Straffords night cap, and set it on the Embers of the Suburbs of Colchester, that was burned for the liberty of the Subject, and make it boil the space of a Masque or Mass at White-Hall; then strain it with one of Canterbury's lawn Sleeves when he stood to see Burton, Pryn, and Bastwick's ears cut off in, and sweeten it with three thousand three hundred thirty three handfuls of the Surrenian Petitioners bays they did wear in their hats when they went for Peace, or pull the Parliament out by the Ears. Give three quarters of an ounce cursing and swearing, made murderous hot with the breath of a Jesuit blown through an Organpipe, and wrap the neck hard with a yard and a half of Tompkins halter, and stop the breath one hour. If this fail to cure any of them, the Devil mend them all.  
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