THE PROCEED AT Turners-Hall, In Relation to the Great DEBATE BETWEEN George Keith AND THE QUAKERS, As the same was Managed In a Dispute between two Moderate Persons of Different Persuasions.  Tho. 
WELL met Brother Will. I find a Spirit of Curiosity has led you, as well as myself, to Turners-hall.  Will. 
And pray, How were Matters carried; for, like the Foolish Virgins, I came when the Doors were shut?  Tho. 
Carried dost say, Montes paturiunt nascitur ridiculus mus; There's a great Cry, but a little Wool; half a dozen Persons, more like bawling wrangling Billingsgate Scolds, than Divines or Scholar, threw Dirt into one another's Faces, I think without either Sense or Reason.  Will. 
That's Strange! The Challenger is a Man of Learning, Prudence and Conduct; besides he had the Civil Magistrates Authority for his Proceed there.  Tho. 
His Learning, Prudence and Conduct I question not, Arbour cognoscitur ex fructu; however, if I dare be so bold as to speak, this Day's Dispute has been no Ornament to it: And as for what you talk of the Magistrates Authority, I understand it to be no other but a free Leave for both Parties to meet, if they please, with perhaps half a dozen Officers to keep the King's Peace; but I think there was no great need of that, the other Party, I suppose, never designed to disturb it.  Will. 
But Prithee, since we are very intimate Friends, and biased to neither Party, let's talk freely; Have not the Quakers brought a Reproach upon their Innocent Religion, by not clea●ing themselves from the Absurdities, to speak no worse G. K. has publicly charged them with.  Tho. 
That there are Errors in both Parties, you and I, of different Persuasions, shall easily assent to; but that the Quakers are more Blame-worthy for not appearing at G. K's Summons, will admit some Debate.  Will. 
Your Reasons Pray?  Tho. 
My Reasons I think are plain enough, for G. K. is a Revolter and prejudiced Person, Livor & Invidia carpere dente solent: Malice never speaks well.  Will. 
Nay, stay Brother, I think you are much too hasty, to make a Man-Midwife of: If G. K. have a clearer Sight and Discerning of Things, and is as willing to convince his Brethren of their Errors (Nemo sine crimine vivit) as he is to Retract and Amend his own, I think he cannot be justly charged as an Impostor or Revolter; for have not able Divines, more or less, in almost all Ages, altered or varied something in their Opinions, without being thought chargeable of Apostasy; and have they not also laboured to undeceive them they have misled, without being reflected on as envious prejudiced Persons; but Omnes comparationes odiosae sunt.  Tho. 
I agree to the Major, and should not harbour hard Thoughts of G. K. did he prosecute more Christian Methods, to compose the Difference betwixt him and his quondam Brethren, than I see he yet does; for let me tell you, those Divines you spoke of, did not make it their Business to raise Brawls, appoint public Disputes, and to side with Persons of different Persuasions, to make the Breaches wider in their own; they very well knew how directly opposite such Proceed were to the Doctrine of the Apostles, who taught, If thy Brother shall trespass against thee, go tell him his Fault between thee and him alone. etc. Matt. 18.15. In the most obdurate and hardened Obstinacy, the Gospel forewarns us from bringing a Scandal or Reproach upon Christianity, by our Disputes and Divisions, If any Man seem to be Contentious, we have no such Custom, neither the Church of God, saith St. Paul, 1 Cor. 11.15. You cannot imagine how a Roman Catholic will rejoice to see the Protestants Clash and run into Divisions about External Rites: The Divisions amongst the Quakers, for aught I can learn, are but about Shadows and not Substances, and therefore I think it's an ill Bird that defiles its own Nest, as G. K. does; for, to my Knowledge, he yet continues to profess himself one of the People called Quakers.  Will. 
Ay! sayest thou so. I thought he had solemnly protested against any thing like Quakerism.  Tho. 
Protest against it! There's no such Matter (qui nescit dissimulare nescit vivere.) But I think they greatly wrong him that call him Quaker; for aught that I can learn he is not very subject to Quake or Tremble at any thing.  Will. 
You are pleased to Romance upon the Matter.  Tho. 
No, I am Serious, but if I were so Merry disposed, some merry Conceits might be remarked on.  Will. 
What Conceits I pray?  Tho. 
Why, truly pleasing Fancies might be drawn as well from the Champion himself, as from the Martial Field; (Conveniunt nomina saepe rebus suis) however out of respect to the Worthy Company the Hall belongs to, (whose Merits, Loyalty and worth are Illustrious) I shall wave making any Reflections; only let me observe (si fas sit it a loqui) That so long as G. K. has any thing to do there it may very properly be called Turner's Hall.  Will. 
What, do you make him a Turncoat?  Tho. 
Truly, in my opinion, he seems little less in his Religion, whatever he is otherwise; but be that how it will, sub judice lis est.  Will. 
I have no Acquaintance with the man, but I have heard it very creditably reported that he is a very learned man; perhaps his Knowledge, in some measure (like the vicar of Bray's) consists in suiting his Temper to every Genius, Mode and Custom, according as it will best serve his Interest: It's an old policy, Cum vivas Romae, Romano vivito more.  
To Live at Rome, like Rome, is a venial crime.  Tho. 
Truly, Brother, you have very well helped the Lame Dog over the Style; I'll sing you one small Catch for more I cannot till I have wet my Throat)  

A Turncoat is a cunning man,  
That cants to Admiration;  
Says this, or that, or any thing,  
For People's Approbation.   Will. 
Come, come let's go and take a Hearty Glass; for there is more cunning in daubing than bare slapping Dirt on the Wall.  
☞ Dixi, Deo teste, quod verum estimavi, nec Hominum gratiam, nec propriam utilitatem respiciens.   

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