THE Welsh Ambassador, or the happy News his Worship hath brought to London. Together with her thirteen Articles of acreements, which her propounds to all her Cousins in her Countries and her Cities to consider of. Printed for I. ●●●●rwood. 1643. THE Welsh Ambassador. IT is not uncaknowne to her oworlds that in her time of her Springs, or her summer seasons, her Kings and Princes go out with her troops and her company to Wars and to pattailes, as in her Low Countries does her cousin her Prince of Orange, and in her Kingdoms of England her cousin Prince rupert's with her white Tog, which as her Moderns hold is a Prince disguised; and also her own Countryman prince Griffith who is gone out the Lord caknowes whither, with her troop in her beaten silver and her cold laces; for her thought it requisite and fitting, it being her time of year when her men's and her ' omens are hot in her Reins and her p●cks, and her motions and her agitations in her members & her ploods, which makes her men go to wars with her ' omens, and fight with her in her beds till her sweat again, to send her Ambassadors to all her peoples and her natives to make her offers and her treaties of peace and atonements before her proceed to her open wars, in which her men shall be sure to get holes in her pates, out of which her wounds shall spring up her horns in such number that her shall never be cured of while her has preath in her podies. And her would have her to take notice and good regards that her Ambassador is a Gentleman of Wales of ferry ancient families, of a ferry pig and a high house, and her ancestors were with her cousin Noah's in her Arkes, and came into Prittaine with her progenitor Prutes, and was had in create estimation ever since in her welsh Mountains. In Winter her has her uncaknown palaces, and in Summer time her has her habutations in her oods and her Mountains, & if her has desire to understand her names, her is called plain Cuckoos, for her affects no, other titles nor denominations then what hath been given to her ancestors. Her cares 〈◊〉 Ri●ing in states or in her pontificalibus, in her Coaches, or on her horses; out her is carried like her cousin Perseus through the aures, and twixt her Heavens and Earth's, and takes her journeys on her wings; her needs no interpreters, for her understand all her Languages, & all her Nations understand her when her cries Cuckoos; and so much shall suffice for her descriptions of her persons and her qualities; now her shall proceed to her Articles, and her effects of her Embassage. Her is sent to all Christian peoples, to her Tucks and her Infidels, her Pagans and her Shows, to let her understand her pleasures, which her has set down as followeth. Her first Article of acreements which her propounds is to her men and her wives, that live in her huge create Cities which is, that her men shall in the time of her Springs provide her backs of Armour of proofs, and have her long pikes which her bears about her in her breeches, well st●●ld and stiff on all her occasions when her coes to encounter her wife's bodies to bodies, naked or in her Corslet of her shirts and her smocks in her fields of her beds or her Coaches, or her shall be sure her wives will denounce open wars against her, and never acree to peace, till her Ambassador of Wales have come to her houses, and at her doors proclaimed her Cuckolds. H●r second Article which her offer in the behalf of her create Princesses, her wives to her subjects her husbands is, That whereas her used in her winter seasons not to firk her Tobies, nip her Nardivies, smoke her phob●sses, tickle her Cuquoques, or which is in her plain welsh English whip her jetros, or ●ounce her podies: Her must be sure to give her her due benevolence at least twice every night, and once after her dinners called nooning, for her trinking betwixt her meals, or her does menace her accustomed proclamation of wars; which is to cry Cuckoo to her faces; and her wives do threaten also to go to beds to her journeymen, and her elder or well-grown apprentices, & experience her with one of her foreman's. Her third Article which her tenders her of peace is, that her husbands call her wives sweet Chucks, Honeys and Pigsneys, though her call her Rogues and Rascals, nay beasts and Cuckolds; that her beware how her use her hands, or often to bestow on her arms or her shoulders her blows or her pastinadoes, though her wives break her pates with her Ladles or her Skimmers; or if her will not acree to this her Article of peace without her exceptions, her is in all her names to denounce her Husbands open wars and defiances, which shall last till her houses be too hot to hold her, and till her boys as her walks her streets use her Ambassador's Language, and cry out Cuckoos. Her fourth Article is, that as her Spring is fresh & creen as her Leeks or her Onions, her first be sure to take her wives into her fields and her meadows and give her creen cowns; her must also provide her new (as her cousins in Wales do her wives once in seven years) and let her be in her fashions or her will set eff her wares and her commodities by retayls to purchase her fine habits & new Garments, which may breed much wars and divisions in her families. Her fifth proposition which her maketh to avoid civil wars and dissensions betwixt her omens and her husbands is, that her husbands l●t her wives have her wills, or her will have it inspite of her teets; that her husbands have no fears, nor her jealousies, nor her misu●derstandings of her wife's honesty, though her chance to see her in pe●s with her friends; for her jealousies as her all caknows are her author of her civil wars; and if her husband's crow yellow in her hearts and her livers, her Ambassador tells her as her friend, that her shall carry her ensigns on h●r foreheads, and be stander-bearer to her Cuckoos or Cuckolds Her sixth proposition is, that her husbands must satisfy her wife's appetites and her long, which her are very subject to in her Springs, when her blood flows in her veins and her arteries, as if her had a mind to have two able men's, one to take her up before, and her other behind, and carry her in her chairs which her call Sedans, to her create ped at Wares her must suddenly and with all celerities fulfil her pleasures, or it will beget jars and prible prabbles which her shall hardly appease, without create peril of being transformed as her cousin Ast●on. Her seventh Article is, that her must in no wise hinder her wives from going at midnight to her cousin's labours, though her imagine her go to her houses of Hospitality, which her in welsh call Bawdy-houses, nor in her mornings when her tincle Tankling bells rings from her repauring to her spiritual exercise, with her brothers in her Conventicles; not must her be so profane to think her is con to her podily Recreations, for than her proclaims her open wars as an enemy to her peace and tranquillity, and worthy to have her name of Cuckoos. Her eighth Article is, that her husbands for bear her Wines and strong trinks, and her wicked herb of Rebeccas, for her strong rinks make her trunks, and causes imbecillities and disabilities in the rising of her flesh, and erecture of her members; and her Rebeccas makes her mouths stink like her close stools or her privies which are beshitten, such as her all caknowes are very odious and odoriferous in her omens nostrils; if her neglect this her Article, her may kiss her wives blind sheeks as soon as her lips, and for want of doing her drudgery her selves, her shall be sure to have it done by some of her neighbours. Her ninth Articls for peace is, that her husbands be not familiar with her Chambermaids or her Kitchen queans, nor take her ●p in her holes and her corners, for that is her absolute preach of peace and will admit none of her reconciliations or atonements till her wives have made her look out before as does her town pulls, and then her Ambassador shall every day twit her in her teeth with Cuckoos. Her tenth Article, which is the l●st her shall propound to her husbands is, that her shall suffer her wives to consume her estates as her pleases, let her keep her Cash and her Coins, and sheet her of what her lists. Let her have free quarter in all places of her kingdoms, to have as many men as her has minds and appetites to solace her po●ies and tickle her concupiscence, to wink when her sees her in ped with her friends as at small faults, and then her does testify that in her ratification and subscription to these her ten Articles or Propositions, her shall live as long ●s her can blow her nose backwards in peace & amities with her wives otherwise if her refuse to set her hands to all or any of these her Articles, her Ambassador has full power to renounce & reclaim her open wars and pattailes, worse than those her Countrymen had at Keyntons', and the word to give the signal to the fight shall be Cuckoos. Her Empassador has also her treaties and her negotiations with other peoples, and all manner of creatures her has a Message in her first place to do to all her Sectuaries, which is that other will not let h●r hairs crow or wear nightcaps, her shall be subject to take cold on her beads, that if her will not leave her preaching in Tubs, and her false Dectrines, her shall if her travail into Spain be burned for her heretics; and her was bid to tell her, her may shance be whipped in E●glands, or hanged in could times for papbling ou● her blasphemies and her sectuaries. Her has a Message or Embassage, cat her as you please to her Cavaliers, that Plunder and take her cousin's purses on her King's Highways, that if her do not mend her manners and leave her nimming and her shifts, her shall reckon her years by her Gregorian account, and finish her days with a long Psalm at her Callows; for her Ambassador is to declare, that Plundering is but plain Burglary or Robbing, it is but the word changed. Her is to denounce open war to all her create fat Bawds, that buy her young wenches up that come out of Wales and other of her Countries at her Carriers, and sell her firginities, though her have lost them five years before with some of her own cousins, dearer than her do her welsh Runts, if her give not over her Trades; her houses shall be plundered on May Day next by her Prentices, and her be carried Prisoners in her Carts to Bridewell, her Powdering-tub, or her Newgates, and there her shall lie without Bail or Mainprize. Her is to proclaim all her Tailor's Thiefs, and all our Bailiffs, Sergeants, and her Yeomen caknaves. Her is charged to do her Message to all Tapsters and Vintners that her do not neck her Cans and her Quarts, lest her go to the ●●vell for her measures, and be beaten by her trunkards. Her is friendlily to admonish all Nations under her Suns to beware least her plead, more than her trinks, that her have a special care how her go to wars one with another, lest her get blows and caknocks on her heads an● her Cox combs, which may much prejudice her healths and her welfares. Her would wish all her Cousins in her Kingdoms of England to spend no more than her gets or buys in her Lands, by her Revenues, lest her call her fool for her labours, and proclaim her to all the world peggars. Her is to pronounce her menaces to all her Whoremasters, that her shall die of her pox, or carry fire in her breeches which shall burn the rest of her podies, if her do not leave h●r whoring. Her is to tell as her part of her Embassage all her Usurers, that her are tammed to create king Plutarch's hell, where her shall be kept as safe as her kept her bags. Her has as part also of her sharge to proclaim all omens that have pastards or shildren lawfully begotten out of her Matrimonis, and in her Wedlocks, crushes, that is because her let men crush her podies, and in plain interpretations signifies, that her must give them her appellations of Corkatrices, Giminivers or strikers, or as her ancients term her in Wales, her Harlots or her whores. Her must defy all such of her cousins for fools as wear pables, or refuse money from her betters, and her must call all her backbiters caknaves, her Pimps Panders, her roaring boys Rascals, and her Roundheads Russetting. And this is the effect in priefe of her Embassage, which her has prought out of Mountains of Wales to all peoples and Nations, and if her refuse to hearken to her treaties her may shuse, and go hang her selves in her own Carters, for her neglect of her Vrshipfull Ambassador her Cuckoos that will never chance her notes as her fools now adays do her fashions, but justify her cries and her Proclamations to her whole orlds, as her is a true Britain and a gentleman of Wales. HER Ambassadors Message described, to the tune of the merry Pedlar, etc. ON a day when Jenkin Did walk abroad to hear The Birds rejoice, With pleasant voice, In Spring time of the year; Proudly and loudly Her heard a Bird then sing, Cuckoo, Cuckoo. The Cuckoo never lins, But still doth cry so merry merrily, And Cuckoo Cuckoo sings. Her thought her had flouted Poor Jenkin with a jeer, And told in scorn That the Horn Should on her brow appear; Sound and roundly This bird one note doth sing Cuckoo, Cuckoo, The Cuckoo never lins; But still doth cry so merry merrily, And Cuckoo Cuckoo sings. It is known her Country Doth many profits bring, Sheep and Goats, And cloth for Coats, And many a good thing; Cheeses and Freezes, And that fine bird that sings Cuckoo, Cuckoo. The Cuckoo never lins, But still doth cry so merry merrily, And Cuckoo Cuckoo sings. Her colour is most comely, And a Round-head is she; And yet no Sect She doth respect But of her note is free; 'Tis pity, in City, That this same bird near sings Cuckoo, Cuckoo. The Cuckoo never lins; But still doth cry so merry merrily, And Cuckoo Cuckoo sings. If that she in Cheapside Upon the Cross were seen, Out of hand, The trained Band: Would come against her in spleen; Drumming and Cunning, To kill this bird that sings Cuckoo, Cuckoo. The Cuckoo never lins, But still doth cry so merry merrily And Cuckoo, Cuckoo sings. Therefore her Ambassador No Pedlar is of wares; Her hath no pack Upon her back, Nor for no Cuckold cares; Without fear Doth jeer, And in one note still sings Cuckoo, Cuckoo. The Cuckoo never lins, But still doth cry so merry merrily, And Cuckoo, Cuckoo sings. FINIS.