THE WELSH HUBUB, Or the Unkennelling and Earthing of HUGH PETER That Crafty Fox. HEr will speak truth, her scorns to tell you tales, Was gallant things, called prophecies in Wales Truer than Mandivill, which do assure us Arthurus quandom Rex, & Rex futurus: Law there; nay more, our Merlin farther goes Descending to our times, and points at those, Who shall disturb our peace, and raise strange wars Amongst ourselves, with horrid civil Jars, Murder with rapine, and saith that Sais Kee Shall plundra Kefill glace, and Kefill Dee, From honest Taffy; that the Mole or want Shall undermine us, and our Rights supplant: This Mole Expositors with one consent Do call the long-tailed ramping-Parliament: That this is come to pass none can deny Though Cutterell mawr, himself were standing by; An other in his learned rhymes doth say, The Lion's whelp is forced to fly away, And that the 7th of Ireland he shall be Again restored unto his Royalty, Hall, Ned, Mall, Bess, James, and two Charles, I wiss Make just up seven; our Merlin doth not miss And that in express terms a Monk shall bring And reinvest great Charles our sacred King: And look you here now, is not this all true Her will speak one word more and so adieu When all this is full-fiild, then draweth on The time we call naw mish Capisteron; And what's that Hugh? I'll tell the 'tis a time When such as thou shall up a ladder clime, Not unto Peter, Porter at heaven gate, But there to fetch a swing or two, thy fate Will have it so, and if it be thy chance Amongst the traitors for to lead the dance, Thou shalt not turn alone, there will be more To follow the upon the self same score, To traverse ground, to change to turn and fling and cut strong Capers in a hempen string; I need not name them, Hugh, thou know'st 'em well, They'll make a lusty Cushing dance to hell: But yet me thinks, it is not very fit That men alone without some female chit Should make a Ball, send for thy deer Nan Hedge, For whom in former time thou wast a pledge; Though M●rss the Gaoler brought her back again To wood-street Counter, and there lod'g the If one will not suffice, then send for more The world well knows Hugh Peter's loves a— And though, his calling of the soul takes care, Yet honest Hugh will give the flesh a share, And teach his Auditors, how they may see, And find out Puss sitting in Majesty: The surpless he abhors yet loves the smock, And when he fails of that heel use the frock, And so disgui'ed he thought the world to mock When Martyred Charles his head lay on the block: If by these signs you cannot find him out Instead of Hubub I have sent a scout, Who now returned, this narrative declares, The subtle Fox some times is catcht with snares, On friday 'twas, which some call venus' day Because that Planet than doth bear the sway And is predominant, and hath a slight A pretty one withered be day or night To couple loving things: the scent grows hot, And though our Hugo cunningly had got Himself into a Quakers house called Broad The fittest host to harbour such a—: Murder will not lie hide, his haunt is found, And steps are tract, without the help of hound; Hugh hunts not counter yet the wily whelp Finds out a cunning shift himself to help; To bed he goes, where Mrs Peach lay in The woman being green I hope no sin Was there committed, (weighty things in hand Men upon colours do not often stand) The proverb saith, here lurking he lay still As safe as any these lies in a Mill Oft in the pulpit he was wont to say He envied much those little doges which lay In Lady's beds places far more fit For men of lusty courage and choice wit, He hath his wish; the officers forbear In modesty the child bed to draw near, And fall to search all the Rooms and places, As 'tis the common use in such like cases, The next house was John Days an upright Quaker Because a Cobbler, and a great partaker With Hugh's desines: whilst each one beats his brains To find the fugitives, and spairs no pains Scouring each corner with a Zealous eye Wereied but as big where in a mouse might lie: Hugh takes his time, and whilst their all at gaze, Makes an escape and hies unto the Maze; His rapiere with his bible, and his coat He leaves behind, by which the searchers note Hugh cannot be far of, to Horse way down Where one Nathaniel Mun, a man well known— Had his abode, a tape-maker by trade, Though it were fit far he halters made, Peter conveys himself; with open Cry The chase is followed, Law-now by and by They find the horse, Mun's wife she keeps the door They thrust, she holds; I cannot tell you more, But some do say she had adown-right fall, Yet I'll not say she played at up tails all, Up stairs with full careirs the sergeant goes But at the door he finds one to oppose, And stoutly too, by which he aims and right 'twas Hugh himself, with all his main and might, That strength is reenforced with new supplies For, Mr Arnold, Hobkins, Harris flies Unto the battery, who with doubled force Compel proud Peter to retreat: Remorse Now seizeth on him, and he faints for fear All symptoms of a Quaker now appear, With Impudence and brazen face he cries I am not Peter, who so calls me lies My name is Thomson; if that it be so Then Duplex nomen Duplex Nebulo: My action's good it'h law against you all Who thus abuse and wrongfully miscall An honest man, toth' damage of his purse And infamy of him; which is far worss. With this arrives young Peach (whose wife lay in Within which bed Hugh-peters' with out sin Had hid himself) and being asked if he Such Gloves, or Cane, as those did ever see, I did quoth he, and testify I can, They do belong unto that Gentleman, Pointing to Hugo: Hugo in a fume Denies it stoutly; but yet doth assume The pair of gloves, which on his hands he draws, Those bloody hands worse than Tigers paws, I'll not deny but these are mine quoth he Liars ought t'have a present memory, Which Hugo failed of: Hugo must away, The case is clear, he may not longer stay, Then take him, Derick, Gentlemen I pray Call me not Peter, least upon the way The incensed many hearing of my name Like Doctor Lamb should stone me for the same This granted Hugo, once again doth crave That he some private conference, may have With Mirs. Mun, women are best pleased when They meet in private with strong dockt able men; But that denied, the stallion being dry After the sports and heats of venery, He calls for drink his spirits to revive, It seems their thirsty who do often— Two quarts of rotgut beer he swallows up Desiring neither goblet horn or cup, Though I suppose horns he might have had Having himself, made many run horn mad. Now to the Tower must poor Peter trudge, Patience good Hugo 'tis in vain to grudge Before the grave Lieutenent he is brought What change is this? would ever man have thought, Cromwell's Confessor should be forced t'appear, Before a Royalist or Chevalier As a Delinquent; yet 'tis true, 'tis done he's under loyal Sir John Robinson Where we will leave him to repent, if he Be not too over grown in villainy, Once her remembers he did make a preach, And in her sermon did false doctrine teach Saying, the Welsh were only good to be Made hanging Clappers for a wooden tree: But yet her cousin lives, and may in time Behold Hugh Peter's mounting up, and climb The tritle tree, which stands by Hide park pale, For if her judgement do not highly fail He hath deserved it: thus the Fox you see Is earthed; if you do ask how this can be, Go to the Tower and you shall find it true Or else believe me not, and when old Hugh From this frail world shall take his last farewell, I'll be his friend and ring his passing bell, With out a clapper not with out a rope For that will be his end as most do hope London, Printed by P. Lillicrap. 1660.