The welshman's Life, Tooth and Periall. TOGETHER WITH A LONG Narrow prod List, of the care her took in hers life-time, to make awle hims friend and acquaintance merry at her teeth, abscribing the manner of hers finerall, with fair cost bestowed upon them that comes to hims Periall.  
Hims narration.  
TO make awle hims neighbours and stranshers the better acquaintance of her overgrown charity, upon the next tay after doom tay, if him can live none longer, was command awle her sheneration as well short cote as long tele, to eat him vittills up.  
Where pershanc them shall have better shear than them had at her wedding an awere.  
Imprim. Shaul be first serve in without toore in fair wooden plate & earthen trencher one creat sheep-arm with too leg, with eleven slice of Cows-pody cut smaul and fine answer, eight ladill full of Welsh Formoty made with leek, six sucking shickins with shell on them pack, four oaten Pancake baked upon a wooden stone, too calfs-pate, one Sow-babby: eat countrymen & pee merry.  
Item, When you have eat up all the good sheare, and that you see was dead indeed, was desire him friends to take a little pain with her, to pull out her Gut, Poding and Intrils, and to perry them under a tombstone, him knewed her sweet wife Shone will ched one creat tear as pig as too milston, pecause was tinke shall have no more husband.  
Item, her further request is, that when was die, would have you to pool the skin off her pack, and to make her own son new pair of poots with him, a peec of tough leather was warrant you.  
Was awlso bestow the scull of her head (when the brains be taken out) amongst hims friends to make a trinking pole, that as often as was trink helths, was say, gat-a-mercy on her soul, was hold a gallon of cold cider was warrant you.  
Was pestow hims Tongue upon her x Maudy, was make her speak proper Welsh me warrant you.  
Was give hims Eyes to plind Robin the sing-palate, to make him see hims own wife from' neither man's.  
Was give him nose to Mrs Moll Hoper auc of Linden, pecause she have had non this ten and twenty year.  
Was give hims Teeth to her x Tavid ap Shinkin ap Watkin, to make pins for her harp string, O was play notable fine dance me warrant you.  
Was prey to perry the rest of hims body under the forenamed tombstone with the rest of her powells, and to sing one merry palate for her sake.  
But stay stay, was awlmost forgot herself, me would farther entreat you that you will for me sake do this much more venid baugh.  
Imprimis, to set over hims tombstone her grandmother arms, which is too creat leek and the Tagger mawer answer.  
These things friends me sharge you do, or else my cost shaul haunt you; So till the morrow after Domes tay friends farewell. Dew eatee whee.  
An Epetaph written py hims youngest taughter Guentlen and engraven on the tombstone.  

Under this tombstone lies the very same,  
Which had seven stile belonging to him name.  
Who killed him? Tooth, did Tooth her father kill?  
Cat's plit had him his Tagger & her Bill.  
Not twenty Tooth could kill her valiant father  
Tooth not kill him, put him kill Tooth rather.    

LONDON, Printed for Richard Burton at the sign of the Horshooe in Smithfield. 1641.