THE cobblers LAST will and Testament: Or, The Lord HEWSON'S Translation. I. TO Christians all I greeting send, That they may learn their souls to mend By viewing of my Cobler's End. II, First, to the New Lords I would give All, But that (like me) they're like to fall, Though Heartless Fleetwood has no Gall, III. Yet he deserves this Legacy, ROPE take you all, well may I cry, You're Murderers as well as I. IV. And will thus (Wryneck) end your race, Since wilful murder hath no place In the late Parliaments Act of Grace. V. My Paring-Knife I'll Lambert give, He may have use on'c if he live, For's Throat as well as his Brow, I believe. VI. But Richard and Harry I have forgot, Shall I give them my Hammers? No, I will not, For they did not strike while th' Iron was hot. VII. Vane take my Bends, and Wilks my Clue, Atkins my Hose of Saffron Hue; But Gregory saith my Clothes are his due. VIII. My Cushion will fit Queen Dowager Cromwell, Whilst Shipton Wife's Prophecy she doth thumb-well, In Chair of State 'twill ease her bum-well. Ix.. For Oliver thou didst set me on high, I aimed not at it, though I winked of an eye, Yet I wish not now to come thee nigh. X. For sure ere this thou'lt burn with thy nose, Which out of thy nosth rills brimstone throws; Would thou wert here to singe my foes. XI. There is another Lord that's Rich, To cure the City whose fingers did itch, But only I went thorough-stitch. XII. And yet they say I was out of my trade, When as Phlebotomy I made; Some chirurgeon to do't, I'd better have paid. XIII. Ill-looking-death turn back thy shaft, If Charon me O'er-styx should waft, It would disgrace our Gentle-craft. XIV. I'th' Good Old Cause I traded still, But in't my Lordship smelled some ill, To mend it though, proved past my skill. XV. Therefore to Tyburn I must ride, Although it cannot be denied, But that I have lived single-eyed. XVI. And if my foes would do me right, They'll say, I've set the crooked straight, Why then I am a man upright. XVII. I wish the Jury find it so, John Lilburns Jury would say, no; Stitch up the Lord, let the cobbler go. XVIII. But 'tis no jesting matter I trow, For I can't laugh, although you do; Yet may make a wry-mouth, or so. XIX. Before when we debauched the Nation, We could have vouched our Reformation, By a day or two of Humiliation. XX. Now 'tis not currant pay, for I Have wailed my sins, and yet they cry, Hang him, he weeps but with one eye.