THE EXPLANATION. To the Tune of, hay Boys up go we. I. OUr Priests in holy Pilgrimage, Quite through the Land have gone, Surveying each Religious House Of Abbot, Friar, and Nun: The yearly Rent, And full Extent Of every one they know; And in whose hands Are all our Lands As ancient Writers show. II. Those Places all shall be restored, As in short time you'll hear; I know the Man has passed his Word, Of which you need not fear: He did ne'er evade One Promise made, Nor failed a Friend in Woe; But when 'twill be, Nor I, nor he, Nor the Devil himself does know. III. Religious Men shall hither haste, Their Zeal shall make 'em run; The Jesui'ts shall your Wives keep Chaste, Each Friar Confess his Nun: The Men shall Shrive, The Women sweet— ve So all shall be forgiven, Your Daughter's Whore, Then quit their Score, And make 'em fit for Heaven. iv For Lady Abbess shall appear An old Fluxed Bawd or Punk, Has F— ked and B— ggered Threescore years, Talked Bawdy, and been Drunk, Religious Puns To teach the Nuns Committed to her Charge; And mortify Their Lechery, As Nature does enlarge. V The Vestals all shall Virgins be That never went astray, Have been trained up Religiously The clean contrary way: In Julian's Song For Whoring long, Tho' oft 've noted been; Nature of Force Will have its Course, 'Twas all but Venial Sin. VI Your Colleges shall be our own, As Vacancy does fall; We'll strip each Doctor of his Gown, The Parson's turn out all: There Revenues great, With pleasant Seat, The Church to us has given, To sing you Mass, Confess each Ass, And make you fit for Heaven. VII. Nor will we any longer wait, After such Notice given; Nor shall they in the Pulpits prate, Or teach the way to Heaven: 'Tis our Province You to convince; Our Arguments shall be, Without dispute To make you mute, Then, hay Boys, up go we. VII. Now, Heretics, consider well The Game you have to play; You yet may keep on this side Hell, If warned by what we say: But e'er your Lands Shall 'scape our Hands, Which have been long our due; We'll Stab, we'll Shoot, And Damn to boot, Then, hay Boys, up go you. FINIS.