A mock-Song: Or, Love and no love. The youngman with this Maid would fain be doing, And very earnest was with her in wooing; But the Maiden she was very cunningly witted, I think no youngman never was better fitted. To the Tune of, Mars and Venus. With Allowance, Ro. L'Estrange. ALL in the Evening as I walked in the fields to take the ay●, I spied two Lovers there a talking, under a pleasant shady Bower; The youngman said sweetheart dost love me, For I vow now I am come to prove thee, if thou will be true and constant, And grant me love for love again, For I swear my heart with love is slain. Maid. Indeed good Sir you do but flatter, your compliments cost you no money; I'd have you rest yourself contented, for all you call me love and honey: For a Maiden she had need be careful, And of young men's promises to be fearful; they're given so much to dissemble; And tell a Maiden a hundred lies, as many as there is stars i'th' skies. Man. Alas fair Maiden your mistaken, i'll be as true as I do say: And take these Gloves now in a love token, and let us dally a while to day. The time is pleasant, let's be doing, As a remembrance of our amorous wooing; and be so civil to my question; If thou and I can but agree, I take much delight in thy company. Maid. O Sir I see what your intent is, your a pretty man I understand; To bring a Maiden to destruction, if she could be by you trappaned: but hold you, for tho' your tongue runs nimble Some men they can lie and dissemble; so cunningly that he can woo: To bring a Maiden to their Bow, But I am not one that will do so. Besides your nose Sir is so messel, you spend what should maintain a Wife, That is a sign that you will baffle, you make her weary of her life: Besides your countenance looks sour, That you can both lout, pout and lour, out of a Crabtree you was bred; Your Vinegar face makes me afraid, I'd better in my grave he laid. Man. O prithee Maiden be contented, I have gold to make amends for all; For want of beauty i'll show more fancy, thou have thy servants at thy call: Besides i'll be so loving to thee, Because I can small beauty show thee, what in my heart shall not be wanting: If thou will yield thy love to me, That we in love may both agree. Maid. Indeed Sir you I cannot fancy, that's not the thing I stand upon; If I have a man he be neat and handsome, take your answer now Sir, and be gone: For a Frying-pan face shall not me entangle, I'll keep out of false Cupid's angle, nor no golden baits shall fetter me: I live well enough if I can see, For a single life to a Maid is free. Man. Why then fair Maiden I must leave thee, God send thee a husband to thy delight, I am sorry my Crabtree face doth grieve thee, a fairer may chance to have more deceit. All is not gold that now doth glister. Nor all not lead that doth look rusty: the Trial of a man is all, If thou canst not love me another shall, You may chance to leap and get a fall. Maid. I wish you Sir once more to hear me, I have a word more for to say; If I should yield and you deceive me, I might repent it another day; Therefore i'll not be tied in Marriage, But live a Maid in a civil carriage, a single life I hold it pleasant; For a woman to go whether she please, She's free to work, or take her ease. And so i'd wish you to be jogging, and take your fortune where you can; Many Maids has believed youngman's cogging and by that means has been undone. For as long as a Maid she can live single, And keep out of Cupid's tangle, she's free from sorrow, care, and strife; Before many a man that has a Wife, And lives a pleasant happy life. Printed for P. Brooksby, at the Golden-Ball, near the Hospital-gate, in Westsmith field.