To His HIGHNESS the Prince of Orange, The Humble ADDRESS and SUPPLICATION of the PARISHIONERS and INHABITANTS Of the Famous TOWN of LINTON SUBMETRAPOLITAN of TWEDALE.  

PROLOGUE  
VIctorious SIR, still faithful to thy Word,  
Who Conquer more by Kindness then by Sword,  
As thy Ancestors brave with matchless Vigour  
Caused Hogen Mogon make so great a Figute.  
So Thou that art great Britain's only Moses;  
To guard our Ancient Thistle with the Roses:  
The discords of the Harp, in tune to bring  
And crub the pride of Lilies in the Spring.  
Permit, Great SIR, poor Us amongst the Press  
In humble terms, to make this blunt Address;  
〈◊〉 Linton Verse, for as your Highness knows  
You have good store of Nonesense else in Prose.   

SIR, first of all that it may please  
Your Highness to give Us an ease,  
Of our Oppressions more or less,  
Especially that Knave the Cess.  
And Poverty for Pity cries  
To modify our dear Excise:  
If You'll not trust Us when we say't,  
Faith, SIR. We are not able to paid:  
Which makes Us sigh when we should sleep,  
And fast when We should go to Meat:  
Yea scarce can get it when to borrow,  
Yet drink we must to slocken sorrow;  
For this our Grief, SIR, makes Us now  
Sleep seldom sound till We be fow.  
SIR, Let no needless Forces stand,  
To plague this poor, but valiant Land.  
And let no Rhetoric procure  
Pensions only but to the Poor.  
That Spendthrist (ourtiers get no share  
To make the King's Exchequer bare.  
Then Valiant SIR, We beg at large,  
You will free Quarters quite discharge.  
We dwell upon the King's high Street,  
And scarce a day we miss some Cheat.  
For Horse and Foot when they come by,  
SIR, be they Hungry, Cold or Dry;  
They Eat and Drink, and burn our Peats,  
With fiend a Farthing in their Breicks.  
Destroy our Hey, and press our Horse,  
Whiles break our Head's and that is worse  
Consume both Men and Horses Meat,  
And make both Wives and Bairns to great,  
By what is said your Highness may  
Judge if two Stipends we can pay:  
And therefore it You wish us well  
You must with all speed Reconcile;  
Two Jangling Sons of the same Mother,  
eliot and Hay with one another;  
Pardon Us, SIR, for all Your Wit,  
I fear that prove a kittle Put.  
Which tho' the wiser Sort condole,  
Our Linton Wives still blow the Coal;  
And Women here as well we ken,  
Would have Us all John Thomsons Men.  
Therefore, dear SIR,  You be gone,  
Cast Kirk and Meetinghouse in one;  
Whose mutual Charities are as scant  
As Papists is to Protestant.  
SIR, it was said ere I was born,  
Who blows best bears away the Horn;  
And he that Lives and Preaches best  
Should win the Pulpit from the rest.  
The next Petition that We make,  
Is that for brave Old Teviots sake,  
Who had great Kindness for this Place,  
You'll move the Duke our Master's Grace;  
To put a Knock upon our Steeple,  
To show the Hours to Country People:  
For We that live into the Town,  
Our sight grows dim by Sun go down.  
And charge, SIR, our Street to mend,  
And Cassey it from end to end.  
Pay but the Workmen for their pains,  
And we will jointly lead the Stones.  
In case your Highness put him to it,  
The Mercat Customs well may do it.  
As for himselt he is nor rash,  
Because he wants the ready Cash;  
For if your Highness for some Reasons,  
Should honour Linton with your Presence;  
Your milk white Pelfrey would turn brown,  
 you ryde-half but throw the Town.  
And that would put upon our Name,  
A blot of everlasting Shame  
Who are reputed Honest Fellows,  
And stout as ever William Wallace.  
Lastly, Great SIR, discharge usall.  
To go to Court without a Call.  
Discharge Laird Gifferd and Hog Tards,  
James Dowglas and our Linton Lairds;  
Old William Younger and Geordy Purdy,  
Laird Giffoord, Scroges, and little Swordie  
And English Andrew, who has skill,  
To Knap at every word so well.  
Let Kingside stay for the Town-Head,  
Till that old Peevish Wife be Dead;  
And that they go on no pretence,  
To put this Place to great Expense.  
Nor yet shall contribute their share,  
To any who are going there.  
To strive to be the greatest Minione  
Or plead for this, or that Opinion  
If we have any things to spair,  
Poor Widows they should be our Care:  
The Fatherless, the Blind, the Lame,  
That Starve, and to Beg think shame.  
So Farewell, SIR, here is no Treason  
But wealth of Rhyme and part of Reason.  
And for to save some needless Coast,  
We send this our Address by Rost.   

EPILOGUE.  
Thrice Noble ORANGE, Blessed be the Time,  
Such fair Fruit prospered in our Northern Clime:  
Whose Sweet and Cordial Joyce affords us Matter,  
And Sauce to make our Capons eat the better.  
Long may Thou thrive and still thy Arms Advance,  
Till England send an Orange into France:  
Well guarded thorrow proud Neptun's Wawes, and then  
What's sweet to us, may prove sour Sauce to them.  
As England does, so Caledonia boasts,  
She'll Fight with Orange for the Lord of Hosts.  
And tho' the Tyrrant hath unsheathed his Sword,  
Fie fear him not, he never keeped his word.