Wanton wenches of Wiltshire Being a Pleasant Discourse between Fo●r young Females, as they Sat together in a convenient place to scatter their Water, who being overheard by Two youngmen, occasioned the whole Discovery of their Discourse. Tune of, The Maids a Washing. This may be printed, R. P. depiction of a woman depiction of a woman depiction of a woman with bared breasts depiction of a woman with flower NOw young Bachelors all draw near, And you a pleasant Discourse shall here: Of four young Damsels all meeting & greeting Each other together in fair Wiltshire: All complained at a sorrowful rate, Because they could not enjoy a mate Whilst they made their sad pitiful moan They thought they were private and all alone. One said, I must departed a space, For here I am in a woeful case, I find I'm ready to scatter my water, Therefore I must find a convenient place, where no young man may see what I do, And then i'll strait ways return to you; But unto this they would not ways agree, They'd all go together for Company. Hand in hand then a way they go, Like loving Sisters all in a row, Two young men hearing their tattle & prattle, Resolved some more of this Gigg to know: Therefore watching them whither they went, These two young men by joint consent, Both resolved in Ambush to lie, Where both words and actions they might descry. depiction of a man with bared chest depiction of a man in an interior arch depiction of a fortified house My sweet Sister, says one I find, Night and day such a pain in my mind, Because I am not the blessing possessing, Which I might enjoy if young men were kind, How I tremble while here I reveal The inward torments which now I feel, But yet in vain do I utter my grief, Since no one will yield me the least relief. Once I heard of a woman old, Whose face was wrinkled, and blood near cold, But yet I tell ye, she crying, replying The sorrow I suffer cannot be told; You may easily guests at the cause, And need not stand very long to pause: Now if old Women such passion express, I hope a young Damosel can do no less. Said the Second, young sweet-faced John, You know he is a young lusty-man, I dearly love him, provoke him, and struck him, Yet he will not Kiss me do what I can I have fed him with Custards and Cream, And all things that can pleasant seem; Nay, call him my honey, my love and dear, And Yet I protest I am ne'er the near. Said the Third, I am pure Coal-black, And that you know has a dainty Smack, Besides, I know I am witty and pretty Than why should not I have those joys I 〈◊〉 Being youthful, and just in my prime, And loath to lose my Teeming time, Yet brisk young Gallants no kindness will What reason have I to be served so. Then the fourth did begin to prate, And that was bony, brisk bouncing Kate, Who did with fury, behold 'em and told' That she was stark mad, for a manlike 〈◊〉 Tho' I'm shorter than others may be Yet wherefore should this hinder me? Behold I am of a delicate Brown, No Colour is better in all the Town. Nay, the worst of us all might serve, For surely Bachelor's don't deserve To have our Favour who spite us, & slight And suffer poor Damsels to pine and starve; But we'll tattle no longer of this, So ev'ry Sister sat down to P———— s, But yet before they had perfectly done, The Youngmen they laughed, & the Wenches Printed for J. Back, at the Black Boy on London-Bridge near the Drawbridge.