O Raree Show, O Pritee Show. Will you see my Fine SHOW.  

I.  
HERE be De ver pritte Show, just come from Parry;  
Me show Shentlemen, to make you merry:  
Here be De great Spring, Dat dance De Machine,  
On which De Lovis Dor be the most plainly seen.  
O Raree Show, O pritte Show.   

II.  
Here, first me present you vid, De dismal Disaster,  
De Servant be hanga, for De serving De Master:  
Here be De great Malbro who all De Vearld know,  
Vas banished for saucily beating De Foe:  
O Raree Show, etc.   

III.  
Here be De great O— d made General in Season,  
Prohibit De Fight, to bring France to Reason:  
Here Britain, with Sacred Regard to Affiance,  
Break Treaty, to strengthen the Band of Alliance.  
O Raree Show, etc.   

iv  
Here be De Vise Politician dispatched  
To Parry; to treat a Peace Dey Der hatched:  
Here be De Congress at Utricht, where noting is Brooded,  
De Plenepoes' meet, to agree what's concluded:  
O Raree Show, etc.   

V  
Here be De noter prittee Transaction,  
To give Lovis all, giveth Allies Satisfaction:  
Here be De Politic Harlequin, mind him,  
You ne'er shall Twice in the same Posture find him.  
O Raree Show, etc.   

VI  
Here be De Addresses to De Throne of Great Britain,  
Say Hereditary Right will make Hanover sit on:  
Here be De good Protestant, who love no Priest Jerkin,  
To save his Relishon looks to Lovis and Perkin:  
O Raree Show, etc.   

VII.  
Here be De vice Politician Dat said it,  
De sinking of Debts, be De restoring of Credit:  
Here to preserve De Constitution of Britain,  
A whole Dozen of Lords are made at a Sitting.  
O Raree Show, O Prettee Show.   

VIII.  
Here be De Cabal of Whigs Dat are brought on  
A hatching of Plots Dat no Soul ere taught on:  
Here be de 500 l. for De taking Macartney,  
Dis must be a Plot de Reward be so hearty.  
O Raree Show, etc.   

IX.  
Here be De 50 l. for De Paul's Screws,  
Which had Dey all gone had ne'er hurt De Pews:  
Here be De Bandbox and Inkhorns, since the good Man survived it,  
'tis not worth one Brass Farthing to know who contrived it.  
O Raree Show, etc.   

X.  
Here be De Great D'Aumont's whole Cellar of Claret,  
Burnt by a Plot laid as high as the Garret:  
Here be De 500 l. for De Letter Dat told it;  
De Straw Garrateer can most likely unfold it.  
O Raree Show, etc.   

XI.  
Here be De Skelton, do no more Den his Licence intended,  
By Advertisement, and Swearing is Nobly Defended:  
Here be De go Volks, Dat of no Plot did think,  
Until Skelton and Lovis, first stirred up De Stink.  
O Raree Show, etc.   

XII.  
Here be De Great Berwick just coming from Parry,  
With a Damnable Plot to make d'ye Papists merry:  
Now give De l'Argent; and when we have got 'em  
Me show Chevelier de St. George at the Bottom.  
O Raree Show, O Prittes Show.   
O Raree Show, O prittee Show, Who see my Fine Show?