A Strange BANQUET: OR, THE Devil's Entertainment by Cook Laurel, AT The PEAK in DERBYSHIRE; WITH An Account of the several DISHES served to TABLE.  
To the Tune of, Cook Laurel, etc.  
 

COok Laurel would have the Devil his Guest,  
and bid him home to Peak to dinner,  
Where Fiend never had such a feast,  
prepared at the charge of a Sinner;  
With a hey down, down, a down, down.   

His stomach was queasy, he came thither coached,  
the joggings had caused his cruets to rife,  
To help which, he called for a Puritan poached,  
that used to turn up the white of his eyes;  
With a hey, etc.   

And so he recovered unto his wish;  
he sat him down and began to eat:  
A Promoter in blumb broth was the first dish,  
his own privy-kitchin had no such meat;  
With a hey, etc.   

Yet though with this he much was taken,  
upon a sudden he shifted his trencher,  
As soon as he spied the Bawd and bacon,  
by which you may know the Devil's a Wencher;  
With a hey, etc.   

Six pickled Tailors sliced and cut,  
with Sempsters and Tirewoman, fit for his pallet,  
With Feathermen and Perfumer's, put  
some twelve in a charger, to make a grand-salet;  
With a hey, etc.   

A rich fat Usurer stewed in his marrow,  
with him a Lawyer's head and green sauce,  
All which his belly took in like a barrel,  
as though till then he had never seen sauce;  
With a hey, etc.   

Then carbonadoed and cooked with pains,  
was brought up a Seajeant's cloven face,  
The sauce was made of a Yeoman's brains,  
that had been beaten out with his mace;  
With a hey, etc.   

Two roasted Sheriffs came whole to the board,  
the feast had nothing been without them,  
Both living and dead were foxed and fur'd,  
and their chains like sausages hung about them;  
With a hey, etc.   

The next dish was the Mayor of the Town,  
with a pudding of maintenance put in his belly,  
Like a goose in her feathers, in his gown,  
with a couple of Henchboys boiled to a jelly;  
With a hey, etc.   

Next came the overworn justice of Peace,  
with Clerks like gizzards stuck under each arm,  
And warrants like sippets lay in his own grease,  
set over a chaffingdish to be kept warm:  
With a hey, etc.   

A London-cuckold came hot from the spit,  
and when the Carver had broken him open,  
The Devil chopped his head off at a bit,  
but the horns had almost like to choked him;  
With a hey, etc.   

A fair large pasty of a Midwife hot;  
and for coled baked meat in this story,  
A reverend painted Lady was brought,  
long coffined in crust till now she's grown 〈◊〉  
With a hey, etc.   

The loins of a Lecher then was roasted,  
with a plumb Harlot's head and garlic,  
With a Pauder's pettitoes that had boasted  
himself for a Captain that never was warl●…  
With a hey, etc.   

Then boiled and stuck upon a prick,  
the gizzard was brought of a holy Sister,  
That bitten made the Devil almost so sick,  
that the Doctor did think he had need of a 〈◊〉  
With a hey, etc.   

The jowel of a  for a fish,  
a Constable soused, pissed vinegar by,  
Two Aldermen-lobsters laid it a dish,  
a Deputy-tart, and a Church-warden-pye,  
With a hey, etc.   

All which devoured, then for a close,  
he did for a draught of Derby call,  
He heaved the vessel up to his nose,  
and never left till he had drank up all;  
With a hey, etc.   

Then from the table he gave a start,  
where banquet and whine was not to ●ee●…  
All which he blew away with a fart,  
from whence it's called, The Devil's Arse  
With a hey down, down, a down, down.    

Licenced and Entered according to Ord●●   

LONDON: Printed by and for W. O. 〈…〉 to be sold by J. Deacon, at the Angel 〈…〉 Gild- 〈◊〉.