PS 3525 . 1647 C3 11919 Copy 1 Di Californica BY William Hathorn Mills GAUFORNICA By WILLIAM HATHORN MILLS San Bernardino, California BARNUM & FLAGG COMPANY 1919 Copyright ^' A529778 >;PP -6. (QIQ Contents Page The Golden West 5 A Great Franciscan 6 San Bernardino 8 San Buenaventura 9 Los Angeles '. 11 Ontario 12 El Camino Real 13 A Fair Land 14 Flora Californica 15 Sursum Corda 16 Orange Day 17 Northers 18 A Famous Victory 18 Ruri 20 It Was Evening and It Was Morning 21 After Sundown 21 A Sunrise 23 Achievement 24 Early Days 24 A Year Later 25 Forty Years Later 26 Camp-followers 27 An Imp 28 Big Bear Lake 31 Trails 32 Things Old and New 34 Forbidden Fruit 35 Titular Honours 35 In the Wilderness 37 Some Dawg 38 Billy 40 The Golden Rule 41 California 43 Aurea Poma 44 Eschscholtzia 45 Out West 47 The Golden West npHE isle that to Montalvo seemed -■• Half faery, half Elysian, What time he wrote, and writing dreamed, Las Sergas de Esplandian — This, less all freaks of phantasy. Less fables born to die away, A dream-land made reality. Our California is to-day. All sorts of fruits it freely bears In groves, thick laden as Christmas trees- Oranges, lemons, apples, pears. Figs, olives, peaches, — what you please. Elsewhere it is as a garden-field Of flowers, asparagus, beet, tomatoes; Its very deserts, watered, yield Alfalfa, melons, dates, potatoes. "A land of corn and wine and oil" — That is what Canaan was of old; All this our Californian soil Is; you may add its herds and gold. For it's also a land of ranches, where Cattle and horses are bred and fed; It's also a land, where miners tear The golden ore from its native bed. But its best possession, its best asset, Is the gold that ripens the fruits it bears — The sunshine-gold, which all may get, For it's lavished on all in equal shares. These are those who call it "the Land of Heart's Desire" — a present Utopia; Those, who have studied the ancient arts, Might call it a Cornucopia. Others have named it "the Golden Land" — An El Dorado realized; But its minerals bring less gold to hand Than the fields its rivers have fertilized. Call it whatever you will, it is The pick of the earth — a paradise, With certain eccentricities. Of fruitful fields and smiling skies. It isn't perfect; that's confest; Eden itself with a snake was curst; But, spite of rattlers, and of that pest, Culex, of all lands it's the first. A Great Franciscan IpRAY Junipero Serra, we, *■ Pondering your life-history. Bare our heads to your memory. Truly yours was a beautiful soul; Truly yours was a lofty goal; Truly your life was a perfect whole. As a valiant soldier of Christ, you bore The brunt of the battle that won this shore. And we hail you its true Conquistador.- Si monumentum quaeritis, Strangers, who visit this land, it is All round about you, and it's just this: — A land from heathen savageries Redeemed by uplifting enterprise, And made a fruitful paradise. It's all an issue of what he wrought: A realization of what he sought: A fi-uit of the lessons he lived and taught. For he was the first evangelist Who brought to this land the Name of Christ- Aye, and its first agriculturist. He taught the natives the arts of peace; He made their abominations cease; He changed their deserts to tilths and leas. Weary often he must have been In body — aye, and in soul, I ween. But his heart was great, and his faith serene. And so the dreams of his youth came true; For the Indians loved him — believed him too, And did whatever he bade them do. Won by his influence they became Christians — disciples, whose lifelong aim Was to live lives worthy of their new name. And the mission stations he founded here, Tho' ruined now, are a witness clear Of his work, and make his memory dear. 8 > Aye, anci of sacrilege they indict Those who afterwards did despite To his order, as reckoning Might was Eight. Fray Junipero, loyal son Of the Faith, I think, when your race was inin, You heard your Master's — "Well done: Well done." San Bernardino A BOUT us tower, a vision grand! "^"•San Bernardino's peak and range; Like giant battlements they stand Changeless, yet monuments of change. Snow-crowned, magnificent, serene, They seem to meet and pierce the skies — A sheltering rampart, and a screen From the chill North's discourtesies. It's thanks to them that the valley teems With flowers and fruits, with com and oil; For the waters, caught from their springs and streams. Make runnels to irrigate the soil. What's in a name? Well, names there are. The sound of which, as a trumpet-call, Summons to fight for the right, and dare All for its sake, tho' the heavens fall. Aye, dare whatever a man miay do. Or bear — as erst the Apostle Paul, de Xavier, Damien, dared, what tho' To do what they did was to lost their all: All, that i's, that the world counts good — Its ease, its pleasures, its luxuries; All that our natural tempers would Choose as a heritage and prize. That was the way of the friars, who came Hither a hundred years ago; That was the way of the Saint, whose name They set on the hills, and the vale below. It's just the way of the Cross — the way Of self-denial for others' sake — The way, whatever the world may say, All of us always are called to take. So we dwell in the midst of memories. As well as amid fair scenes of beauty — Memories calling to high emprize, And steadfast effort to do our duty. San Bernardino, here's to your health; Here's to your growth, and prosperity; And we wish you, what is the truest wealth, Courage and faith in your destiny. San Buenaventura WENTURA, they Vv^ho lately dipt ^ Your name, and "San Buena" skipt, Into a blunder surely slipt. What's in a name? There's this — a claim That they, who bear a noble name, Should live lives worthy of its fame. 10 . San Bernardino dipt, it's true, Saves breath, but then it loses too All inspiration as Berdoo. Fortune may be or good or ill, And, seeming good, may but fulfil The mockeries of an evil will. Success may be too dearly bought. And fortune's gifts, if wrongly sought, And wrongly won, are things of naught. So "San Buena" seems to say, Seek fortune in a righteous way. As in Junipero's earthly day: Who gave this place in days of yore The name a Christian saint once bore, To christen it for evermore. Therefore, Venturans, don't forget The prefix which of old was set Before your name, and should be yet. Let memories of your ancient name Move you to make your eveiy aim Such as Junipero would acclaim. Your Mission Churches stand to teach What faith and duty mean, and preach Christ unto all within their reach. Long may they serve their ministry; Long may the Cross, which stands on high, Lesson you how to live and die. 11 A beaco"n for the ships at sea, A beacon may it also be Signalling souls — "Come unto ME." Fair are your mountains, fair your sea; Your fruits and flowers are fair to see; Aye, all is fair as fair can be. Let these reflections of God's grace Move you to run your earthly race As souls who long to see His Face. Los Angeles 1 OS Angeles, the angels' town! •■—•What if an angel-host came down To visit their own city? What would their thoughts be? Thoughts of glad Emotion, or reflections sad Of sorrow and of pity? Some things they surely would approve As tokens of unselfish love At work for human weal — Your hospitals, your libraries. Museum, parks, academies, Your Churches' holy zeal. But are there not, your bounds within, Abodes of vice, foul haunts of sin. Which shame your high estate? Are there not crimes and infamies Practised by brutes in human guise — - Things such as angels hate? 12 , ' O Angelenos, let your aim Be to live worthy of the name The holy name — you bear; So shall the angels help and guide And keep you, whatsoe'er betide, For ever in their care. Ontario (California.) r^NTARIO, that is, in English phrase, ^^ "Great Lake" — thus Hiav/atha's brotherhood, * "They of the long lodge," named in ancient days, The inland sea fed by Niagara's flood. We, too, on whom Old Baldy's head looks dov/n, Have an Ontario; but what's our claim To use this title for our little town? Where's the "Great Lake" to justify the name? The lake is here all right. Yes, but, as tho' Set upside down by a gigantic hand. It lies interned 'neath eighty feet or so Of solid earth — gravel and clay and sand. A sandy waste — that's what the valley seems; But tap the subterranean lake', and lo! The desert is as garden-land that teems With crops of all the fruits and flowers that grow. A miracle? Well, yes. Yet it's a thing That human hands are working day by day; They bore and pump, and then "Water is King", And the waste places answer to its sway. 13 The hidden things of Nature are the gifts She has for those who seek, who follow on Until they find; such seeking souls she lifts From truth to truth till the great Truth is won. * The Iroquois. El Camino Real A S erst Saint Paul went forth to claim -^•■The kingdoms of the world for Christ, So Fra Junipero Serra came To be this land's evangelist. Never was truer Saint of all The souls who that high name have won; His was the courage of Saint Paul; His was the spirit of Saint John. He opened out the "King's Highway," The aim of his imaginings Being that it should be for aye A Highway of the King of kings: No common road, tho' all might fare Along it, but a road whereby The messengers of peace might bear Their message and their ministry. From South to North the stations rose, Which marked the track of that highway; Each held aloft the Cross which shows God's truth, God's love, God's conquering sway. 14 . And Indians, won from their fierce creeds, Learnt to obey the law of Christ; Its Gospel satisfied their needs: They tested it, and it sufiiced. So "El Camino Real" came To be a royal road indeed; It realized Junipero's aim, And is of his eternal meed. For, consecrate by him, it was A very "Way of Holiness" — A way by which freed souls might pass Zionward thro' earth's wilderness. A Fair Land THIS is the fabled region where The Hyperboreans lived out West — An Eden, ever bright and fair, Which great Apollo ruled and blest. It is the garden, named of old "The garden of the Hesperides,'' Whose golden Avalon foretold Our groves of golden oranges. It is the land men wont to call Atlantis — an ideal Isle, Whereon the sun at evenfall Smiled, as he set, his farewell smile — The land which, in a later day. Padre Junipero Serra trod. What time he built "The King's Highway,' And consecrated it to God. 15 That, at which Earth's old-timers guessed, Or gazed as in prophetic dream, Before our eyes is manifest, And bids us still ''follow the Gleam"— The Gleam, which flashes light thro' sin And death, and gives to weary men Foreglimpses of an age wherein Earth shall be Paradise agahi. Flora Californica r^ where you will in this fair land, ^-*By canyon, chaparral belt, morass. Up mountain trail, by ocean strand. Wild flowers salute you as you pass. Scattered about in gay parterres. You see the flower that types our State: That gilds rude wastes, once brown and bare: That makes the gold of the Golden Gate. The Spanish bayonet rears its head With its bell-hung spike — a gallant sight; The wild paint-brushes dash with red A riot of yellow and blue and white. Roses, primroses, pimpernels, Heaths, lilies, violets, pinks galore, Brooms, sunflowers, Canterbury bells — You meet all these and a hundred more. There are those that greet you from afar; There are those that cluster about your feet; But, far away or anear, they are Friends, and the welcome of friends is sweet. 16 ' All lands are God's, but of all lands this Seems likest Eden before the Fall; And its wild flowers seern to stamp it His, As with His own seal-manual. Sursum Corda j\ BOUT us stand, in brave array, "**■ Hills, an encircling galaxy. Save where they slope to make a way For winds that blow from the Western sea. Old Baldy, Cucamonga's height. The long range of Saint Bernardine, The mountains Santa Ana hight, Jurupa's rugged peak and chine — These are our Hills; within their reach Our valley lies from end to end; They compass us about, and each Is to us monitor and friend. They gather and hold the winter snow In storage for the coming Spring; From them the hidden waters flow That make the valley laugh and sing. Pointing aloft, and crowned, each morn And eve, with a light ineffable: Steadfast, tho' of convulsions born — What are they but a parable? Our thoughts are turned on crops and marts, On cares and tasks that each day brings; They say to us — "Lift up your hearts. And set them on eternal things." 17 They speak of order, shaped and made Sure by the very pangs of birth; They bid us wait< nor be dismayed, Tho' Armageddon shake the earth. Hills of the Great Pacific Coast, Ye have no voice, but there is a word In you as the psalm of a mighty host That praises, and bids us praise, the Lord. Orange Day I N CALIFORNIA'S heart there lies A country that Pomona loves — A paradise in a paradise — The kite-shaped tract of orange groves. Navels, Valencias, Tangerines, Lemons, within that belt are found — Aye, all the tribe of the Citrines — And mark it as enchanted ground. Eastward, as with wide-opened arms — The arms of welcoming constraint — Stands, as a portress to these charms, The city of Siena's Saint. And once a year, to manifest To all the lands that lie back East One glory of the Golden West, She celebrates our Orange feast. So too^ amid the festal days. Which California marks with white. One bears the name, and tells the praise, Of her best fruit, her heart's delight. 18 > We keep this day in gratitude For this fair fruit, this golden gift; It's up to us to make this mood An inspiration and uplift. Northers (^HARLES KINGSLEY once upon a time ^^ Welcomed in verse the North-East wind; And yet one slew him in his prime, Which surely wasn't very kind. We too of California know North-Easters — more's the pity o't; And some of them are cold enow, And some abominably hot. In praise of them I'll write no ditty; Or cold or hot they are a pest; I'll only say it is a pity They can't be instantly suppressed.' The only use that I can see In them's to make us realize That in this present order we Can't have a perfect paradise. A Famous Victory (March 14, 1915.) r^ OWN the Cajon Pass rushed, aslant -"-^Our vale, a Norther on mischief bent; To blast the young alfalfa plant. And drift the sand, was its fell intent. 19 It raised sand-clouds that hid from sight The hills and even the sunny sky; And we thought of it as an evil sprite — The breath of a demon's jealousy. We watched its approach with a boding fear — A fear akin to a grim dismay; For the clouds came nearer and yet more near, Till they weren't much more than a mile away. 'Twas 10 of the morn; thus far, that day, A wind had blown from the Western sea — A kindly Zephyr that seemed to say, "My work is a work of charity." For a little while, as if surprised By the sudden rush of that desert wind — As if it hadn't yet realized The danger — it seemed of uncertain mind. It was but taking breath; anon It rose to the instant emergency; And, like a giant refreshed, put on Its strength, and clashed with the enemy. It met the challenge, accepted it. And flung it back, all undismayed; It made the invader turn and quit — Routed it; so the plague was stayed. Thereafter, until the day was done. It blevv^ more softly, yet freshly still; It seemed content, now the fight was won, To reassure us of its good-will. 20 Our West winds call at Los Angeles, On their way to us from across the sea; So we reckoned the angels were in that day's War, and gave thanks for their ministry. Ruri 'T'HERE is a charm in city-life — ^ Its business, its society; Some even like its noise and strife; But Oh! a country-life for me. I've lived in cites, great and small; I've wrought and ruffled it with the best; Yes, but the issue of it all Was simply this — longing for rest. For rest, that is, from hustling — not Surcease from work of heart and hand; Such rest as this I think I've got Now, for we've gone "back to the land." We lack some luxuries, no doubt, For shops and library are afar; Our little market tov/n's about Five miles away, and we've no car. Yes, but we also lack the roar — The hurly-burly — of the town; We cross our roads at leisure, nor Fear lest road-hogs should knock us down. We've lots to think of, lots to do; In fact with jobs we're mostly throng; Nor are we lonely, for, tho' few Folk are about, they're coming along. 21 And more will come; this settlers' land Claims thousands more, and it's good to know- That folk may come by the thousands, and For all of them there'll be room enow. We want no slugs, no "I-won't-work"s ; The land has no room for that crew — No room or use for the man who shirks; That sort may go to Timbuctoo. Millions of fertile acres cry For plough and labour to claim their wealth; And the meed of a rancher's industry Is not only crops, but peace and health. It Was Evening and It Was Morning I. AFTER SUNDOWN T~'HE sun had set, but far away * The mountains held its radiancy; And clouds above the horizon lay Like islets in a silvern sea. What seemed like rippling wavelets lapped The fringes of each islet's coast; What seemed like crowns of glory capped The summits of the westernmost. On the near isles one might descry. Or think it, groves of stately trees, 22 And on the main the apparency Of white-sailed boats that crossed the seas. Here, growing chillness in the air, And shadows of advancing night: There, warmth and all things everywhere Bathed in a flood of gracious light. All an illusion? Well, maybe; And yet one wonders if at times A veil is lifted, and we see Reflections of serener climes. "The light that never was" — was this A gleam of its ideal sheen: A revelation of what is Beyond the sun, beyond the seen? The happy Islands of the Blest, Atlantis of Egyptian fame. The Hyperboreans' home of rest — Were these a name, and but a name? The gardens of the Hesperides, Where Hera's golden apples grew, Elysium, Avalon — were these Dream-isles or visions of the true? Ah, who shall say? Yet, tho' our eyes Cannot discern its immanence. Ever the world Eternal lies About this world of time and sense. As in a mirror now we see The things that are, as mysteries; 23 And that fair vision, it may be, Mirrored the things of Paradise. It showed, as in a mystic scene, A picture of night-conquering day, Flashed, as it were, upon the screen, • And lit, by an Eternal ray. 11. A SUNRISE. Fog all around — a fog that hid The very mountains from our sight: That seemed to challenge and forbid The morning's claim — "let there be light"- So broke the day; it was as tho' The powers of darkness and of light Were battling, and one might not know Which of the twain would win the fight. Then, with a leap, or so it seemed, Above the hill-tops rose the sun; It chased the night; its radiance streamed Thoro' the fog; the fight was won. A glory lit the Eastern skies; A splendour crowned the Eastern heights; The valley seemed a paradise, That woke to greet the Light of lights. Thereafter came a golden day — Sunshine and breezes from the West — One of the days that make us say, " 'Tis California at her best." 24 Not all our morns are such as this; Perhaps it came to lift our eyes Beyond earth's glooms to Him, Who is Lord of all suns and worlds and skies. Achievement A SETTLER'S THOUGHTS I. EARLY DAYS. SHE'S coming to me Across the sea — The lass that I left in the Old Countree; She's coming to bear My name, and share My life, my every joy and care. For her dear sake I came to make A home in this \vaste of brush and brake; And my task, I trow Is accomplished now. For my land's all watered and under plough. The crops of a year Have set me clear To build a house that will please my dear; And before my eyes All-fertile lies, Won from the desert, a paradise. 25 bless the man Out of whose brain-pan Came the thought of wells Artesian, For the water flows, And each food-plant grows, Till the wilderness blossoms as the rose. She's coming to me Across the sea. — The lass that I left in the Old Countree; She's coming to bear My name, and share My life, my every joy and care. II. A YEAR LATER She came to me Across the sea — The lass that I left in the Old Countree; Twas as I said: So we got wed, And are doing our best to go ahead. It's half a year Since I met my dear. And she stepped ashore on New York pier; Then right anon We were made one, And gee! how quickly the months have gone. She's brought me luck. And I shan't get stuck If only I've half her grit and pluck; 26 While she is near I cannot fear, For her very presence is help and cheer. There's work to do — Uphill work too-^ Or ever success comes into view; But, if Fm not wrong, We shan't be long In making good, for we're going strong. We've got a plan To found a clan Right here, as soon as ever we can; And possibly That thing may be. For we're thinking now of a family. III. FORTY YEARS LATER As I look back On life's past track. The moral seems to be — "Don't be slack. Stand for the right. And with all your might Do each day's tasks before the night." After a while We made our pile, Tho' at times the kettle was slow to bile. 'Twas toughish work. But we didn't shirk, And we never suffered our jobs to irk. 27 With a will we wrought; With a will we sought To do our duty as scamping naught. Our simple creed — Good work, good speed — Cut out "manana" from thought and deed. We had a plan, When we began Our life's work here, to found a clan; And that clan, I trow, Is founded now, If four generations are enow. She's still with me, Who crossed the sea. As a lass, at my call, from the Old Countree. Her hair is white. But her smile's as bright As ever, and she's my heart's delight. Camp Followers DOAD-RUNNERS three our camp frequent, •■■ ^And eat up all our odds and ends; They look on us, I guess, as sent By Providence to be their friends. Fragments of bread and cheese and fruit: What we don't want of quail and duck: Such things as these all seem to suit Their taste; they take them as pot-luck. One visitor we had complained He'd left one night at his tent-door 28 A dozen eggs; next morn remained Twelve empty egg-shells — nothing more. Road-runners had surveyed the show; Had found his eggs, and, sucked the lot; This aggravated him, and so He finished their career with shot. He'd not forgiven them; as for me, Who have no new-laid eggs at stake, Birds that eat rattlesnakes are free To take whatever they can take. They're having carousals now around The chair whereon I sit and smoke; One's not two yards away; he's found I'm not an inimical bloke. He lifts and lowers his nodding crest; His tail wags ceaselessly; I think He's really doing his very best To perpetrate a friendly wink. Ah! in a moment he has gone; He has a feud, which nought can staunch. With passing motor-cars, and one Is hurrying up toward the ranch. T An Imp HE little chipmunk Is full of spunk, And it takes a lot to skeer him; Yet he's also wary, And somewhat chary Of letting you get too near him. 29 But all the same, He soon gets tame, Especially if you feed him; He'll sit on your foot, As on a tree-root, Or stump, if you don't stampede him. It isn't funk When he makes a bunk, But he takes no needless chances; . He's pert and spry, Or still and shy. According to circumstances. He burrows a hole — This wily soul — In the ground, and there takes shelter- Or, if need be. Streaks up a tree With his family, helter-skelter. He sits on his heels . ^ To take his meals. And his jaws go snicker-snicker, With the energy And velocity Of a Waterbury ticker. Locusts he'll eat, But he's mighty sweet On corn, new-sown or reapit; And he'll loot your larder, If you've no warder, In the shape of a cat, to keep it. 30 He munches apples; With nuts he grapples; Likes carrots and beans and berries; His appetite Is cosmopolitfe, But he's extra fond of cherries. His cheeks bulge out Till they're just about As tight as he well can pack 'em; Then off to his holt He makes a bolt, To digest his supplies, or stack 'em. An inch away From his hole one day I laid a rind of bacon; He sat on a chunk Of wood, and wunk At me, if I'm not mistaken. As soon as I'd gone To my chair, he was on The spot, to inspect this treasure; He nibbled a bit, And it seemed to fit; So he finished it at his leisure. Would fish food vary His dietary — I wondered, and thought I'd try it; The head of a trout Resolved my doubt, For he passed disdainful by it. 31 For stale refuse He has no use — This clean-souled little rodent; Where a rat would thrive He couldn't live, And, for that matter, wouldn't. Curled up in his keep, He spends in sleep The winter; but when spring's beauties Peeps forth, he awakes. And promptly takes Up again his round of duties. The litle chipmunk Is never punk: Never a feckless slacker; He works for his food, Aye, and makes good, As nut-storer, and nut-cracker. Big Bear Lake In summer time the summer heat ^ Sends lots of townsfolk to the sea; Perhaps the Beaches draw the elite, But Big Bear Lake's the place for me. It's no haunt nowadays — this spot. Despite its soubriquet, of bears; But bears' society is not A thing for which one greatly cares. ^, 32 Big trout in the big lake abound, And freely take fat hellgrammites; Big mountain ranges stand around, And lift to heaven their pine-clad heights. As for society, you meet ' By daylight feathered friends galore, And chipmunks gather round your feet, If you but feed them, by the score. Then in the evening as you sit Beside your camp-fire — by the way, Your camp-fire-place must be a pit — Neighbours come round and make things gay. They tell you tales of many things; Then, to the Ukulele's chords. Some sweet-voiced singer softly sings Songs in Hawaii's native v/ords. Big Bear Lake's the place for me. Depressed by toil and heat; its gifts Are rest, cool airs, soft minstrelsy, Sport, smiling faces — all uplifts. Trails npHEY are not what we'd like to see — • -■■ Your roads, O California; Tho' perfect roads exist, maybe. Only within Utopia. Yours, like the curate's egg, in parts Are excellent — good, till a reach Occurs of tracks which break our hearts. Or move thoughts far too deep for speech. "No passing:" "Road up for repair:" "Road passable but dangerous" — Such legends face us, and we fare By by-ways worse than villainous. Deep drifts of sand that clog our path: Chuck-holes that jolt us into fits: Wash-outs left wash-outs, to our wrath: — These things knock patience into bits. One trail alone there is whereof I never heard a word of blame, A word of scorn; no scoffers scoff At it, tho' some smile at its name, Walking thro' "Pine Crest" grounds one day, I saw a sign that made me quail; "Danger: Keep out" — it seemed to say, For thus it ran— "The Spinsters' Trail." "This is no place for me, I guess," Was my first thought, "who am a man." I thought, of Tennyson's Princess, And from those precincts all but ran. But is that alley consecrate To spinsterhood ? Is its intent That spinsters here should congregate. Nor fear the approach of any gent? It seemed to me that, whensoe'er. Looking along that mystic trail, I glimpsed a couple strolling there. One of the twain was always male. 34 Spinsters, spinning webs for swains, In perilous paths you see no harm; Rocks, sand-banks, pit-holes are but gains, If you can clasp a man's strong arm. O Spinsters' Trail, queen of love-lanes, Your sign-post lacks some words, I fear; Should it not add — "No hope remains For bachelors who enter here"? Things Old and New **^^LD friends, old books, old wines," we say, ^^ "For us" — 'tis a good saying too; Old friends are best; new books give way To old; old wine surpasses new. Here you may have old friends, and here Find in our public libraries Books of all ages; yes, but where Are wines of ancient vintages? , Our climate is as fair and fine As Portugal's — aye, every whit; We have the grapes that yield her wine, And make it. But what's done with it? Shades of departed connoisseurs. Forgive the tale I must unfold; Our Calif orni an bons viveurs Drink our Port wine a fortnight old. 35 Forbidden Fruit \Y/'HAT was the fruit, the fateful fruit, ^^ That brought in death and pain and teen — Quince, apple, plum? The question's moot. Save that it wasn't a Citrine. It's true that some lay all the blame On shaddocks': that's an idle guess. All Citrines, worthy of the name, Are charged with thoughts of happiness. Orange blossoms, wedding peals Ring from you, tho' your bells are mute; Orange pomes, unless one steals, Thank Heaven! you're not forbidden fruit. Titular Honours nPlTLES, bar titles borne by peers, *• In this new land are rife — Some of them echoes of the years, I reckon, of civic strife. Even of peerage-titles there Is one, if I'm not mistook. You'll hear if, when you're at work, you wear A collar, and that is "Dook." Thus I've been dubbed such names as these — Professor, Colonel, Cap., Doc, Major, Judge, and, if you please, Uncle— that means "Old Chap." Titles of dignity I once Disclaimed; 'twas idle chatter; And so, since nobody called me "Dunce," I reckoned it didn't matter. For, since expostulation just Provoked a gentle smile, Dumb acquiescence seemed the best; Protests were not worth while. I was, I said, no son of Mars, And so was not to blame If I showed blank ignorance of all wars, I was "Colonel" all the same. I mentioned that I'd no nephews or Nieces, and must confess The title was strange to me therefore. I was "Uncle" none the less. Each appellation was, I guess, A sort of courtesy; And, since it made for friendliness. That was enough for me. I'm not yet General; that's to be Perhaps, and w^ho knows what more? There may be yet in store for me The title of Senator. I may arrive at the dignity, Fate willing, of Commodore; But I thankfully add that certainly I shan't be yclept "Guvnor." 37 ENVOY THIS little ditty is not, of course, A tale of The Upper Ten; It speaks of those we call, by force Of habit-, just working men. I'm talking of boys with whom I've camped By river and sea and lake: Of boys with whom I've trailed and tramped Thro' swamp and brush and brake. Hail! comrades all, who gave me names Of honour in days past: Hail! To the honours I disavow all claims, But here's to you all — Wassail! In the Wilderness "ThRO' the Mohave desert I ■*• Wandered, and feared I'd gone astray; Until at last my searching eye Espied three sign-boards far away. I banished fears, hitched up my pants, And blessed some Good Samaritan; Amalie Autolubricants Soon changed my blessing to a ban. I tried the next; another sell Mocked me, and stirred my soul to rage; The Fireproof Baltimore Hotel, Los Angeles, claimed patronage. One chance remained; my eager gaze Sought the third board; hope perished there; The Goodrich Tires, always all ways, Just tired me out, and bred despair. Then, as I fanned my fevered brow, I wished all mischiefs to the gents Who reared those boosting signs; and now I never read advertisements. Never, O never, will I try A Goodrich tire, or patronize The Baltimore Hotel, or buy Aught the Amalie Store supplies. Illogical? Well yes, maybe; I will forgive them by and by. When sign-marks of topography Map out the land, and show its lie. Some Dawg \Y/E have a dog; we call him Bobs; ^^ Named after him of Indian fame; He gives himself a lot of jobs; In fact he plays the chore-dog's game. What is his breed? Well, what you please, For what it is I couldn't state. Perhaps it's best to say that he's Cosmopolite or conglomerate. Some of his acts transgress the laws Of comme il faut — what ought to be — As when he jumps with dirty paws On us in romping slobbering glee. He chased the chickens, till he found Such acts meant an unpleasant row; He used to make holes in the ground Sacred to flowers. He's shut out now. He barks, and wakes us up, at night Now and again; and that, no doubt, Annoys us; yes, but there he's right; It means coyotes are about. Ground squirrels, flooded out, he'll catch; Gophers, let loose from traps, he'll kill; For all small varmints he's a match; But one thing baffles all his skill. When Uncle takes his hoe, and goes To stub up weeds, and potter round, Bobs follows him, and, I suppose, Reckons himself a prize greyhound. For quite a while you hear no sound; Then suddenly Bob's little song Starts, yelp on yelp, for he has found His quarry, and so is giving tongue. The old jack-rabbit goes three yards For his one yard; Bobs doesn't care; He always thinks it's on the cards He'll catch that wretched halfbred hare. So ventre k terre he yelps and runs Till the jack-rabbit's off the ranch; Then he comes back, as knowing the fun's Over, and drinks to a revanche. % 40 This is his grand ambition; he Lives to see its high hope fulfilled; I think his very dreams must be Of old jack-rabbits coursed and killed. As soon as ever we can, we will Give the old blithering ass away — That's what we say; but Bobs is still Here, and I think he's come to stay. Billy "VY/^E'VE got a second dog now, name of Billy; ^^ Him, when he came, Bobs deemed superfluous, And sought to shift, only to be knocked silly In the immediately resultant fuss. It took three fights at least to end that row. For Bobs hates interference with his jobs. And reckons that he can run the entire show; But Billy's half as big again as Bobs. What is his breed? Ah, we can meet that query; Billy's a thoroughbred Dalmatian, A scion of noble stock; in fact a verv Fine specimen of that distinguished clan. Que diable va' il f aire dans cette gal ere ? Ah well, as having spent years upon the land. When taken to town, he couldn't settle there; He found town-life a thing he couldn't stand. He scorned the tame rdle of a carriage-dog; The canines that he met were not his sort; 41 Along the streets he didn't care to jog; He wanted space to roam in, freedom, sport. So he was brought to us; here all things are According to his mind; he wanders free About the ranch, and finds in constant war Against ground-squirrels a constant ecstasy. He sees a squirrel sitting by its hole; Points, with his tail erect alas! but straight; Then, as a wave of passion floods his soul, Makes his onrush, and starts to excavate. His head first sinks from sight; then, spasm by spasm, 'Mid clouds of sand, his body follows suit; His tail-tip disappears; result, a chasm — A mighty chasm — but nary game as loot. Yet, all the same, he's helped to clear the ground About the house of these banditti, and. As for the rest, we don't, as we look round, Begrudge them their small interest in the land. That and guard's duty are his industry; Thus are his hunting instincts satisfied; Thus, as joint-guardian of the farmery. He takes his place as comrade at our side. The Golden Rule <