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 OHILDEEif OF EATUEE, 
 
Oh ! la fleur de I'i^den, pourquoi I'as-tu fande, 
 Insouciante enfant, belie tve aux blonds cheveux ' 
 1 out trahir et tout perdre dtait ta destinee 
 
 ROLLA. 
 
CHILDREN OP NATURE. 
 
 a mov^ at m^Am WmAan. 
 
 BY 
 
 THE EARL OE DESART, 
 
 AUTHOR OF •« ONLY A WOMAN'S LOVB." '« BBYOND TIIE81I V0ICB8." 
 
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 TORONTO : 
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 1878. 
 
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 Entered according to Act of the Parliament of Canada, in the year one thousand eight 
 hundred and seventy-eight, by the Rosb-Beltord Publisiiino Company, in the office 
 of the Minister of Agriculture. • -- 
 
CHILDREN OF NATURE: 
 
 A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 Ye rich fwok aw, ye'll aye dui reet. 
 Ye peer fwok aw, ye'll aye dui wrang ; 
 
 Let wise men aw say what they will, 
 It's money makes the meer to gang. 
 
 Anderson's Cumberland Ballads. 
 
 Lord Brocklesby, thirteenth baron, was not a man that 
 you can describe in two words. Esteemed clever from his 
 youth up, and always showing promise which he always 
 failed to fulfil, he had astonished his Eton tutor by the ease 
 with which he could throw off Latin verses, which were, 
 for the quantity, of pretty good quality. But they did 
 not improve as to the latter attribute, and idleness soon 
 restricted the former. At college, although he never 
 shone legitimatel}^ in the schools, he was accounted for a 
 term or two a great debater and a master of verbal fence 
 at that little Parliament where Praed made mincemeat of 
 Macaulay ; but, nevertheless, his rivals always passed him. 
 He never did more than enough to keep up a hazy charac- 
 ter for cleverness, originally earned by the suddenness 
 with v<rhich he had showed the restricted ability he did 
 possess ; and when he retired content with his Peer's de- 
 gree, his contemporaries were just beginning to forget ali 
 
6 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 about him. His mind might then have been likened to a 
 vessel beating in short tacks against wind and tide, and 
 perpetually missing stays; appearing to a spectator to be 
 sailing bravely through the water, but yet never getting 
 any nearer to the goal. 
 
 Now, having struggled to be a great man for half a 
 century, and having neglected that county and parish 
 work for which he was essentially fitted, he had at last 
 resigned himself to the inevitable, and tried to be content 
 as a patrician with slender influence, a moderate income, 
 and two unmarketable daughters. There was a wife, too, 
 but of her hereafter. Of course a man like Lord Brock- 
 lesby, although merged in the crowd of papas who bring 
 ugly daughters to ugly houses in Eaton Square every 
 season, and depart at the end of July with ugly feelings, 
 could not be wholly repressed. He took up theories. He 
 made for himself a theory on every conceivable subject, 
 and was only too pleased that his affairs should go 
 wrong, or that his relatives and friends should be in diffi- 
 culties, that he might quickly trot out a brand-new 
 theory which should — if there was any virtue in philosophic 
 knowledge — put all straight again. He did everything 
 by theory. All the clocks in his house were set to differ- 
 ent times; for he observed that one of them was pretty 
 sure to be right, and by discovering which this was, or by 
 taking the mean time of all, you could be as well posted 
 up in the matter as the Director of Greenwich Observa- 
 tory. 
 
 He paid his cook ir a singularly ingenious manner. 
 By his side at dinner was placed a card, on which he made 
 a mark of every help of food he took upon his plate; for, 
 he argued, the better the cook the more helps you will take. 
 He also noted on this card the appetite with which he 
 sat (Jown ; for, as he said, refined and superior cookery 
 aims not only at present satisfaction, but also at the en- 
 biincement of the capability for enjoyment on the mor^ 
 row. These cardg were stored up, and the marks adde(J 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 together every quarter ; but from this sum-total had to be 
 subtracted other marks made in a book which he kept in 
 his room, in which he entered any ailments he might suffer 
 from — one mark, for instance, for those not proceeding 
 directly from the stomach, but ten for indigestion or such- 
 like outrages on a cooking animal. The result was ar- 
 rived at by a scale he had devised, according to which the 
 cook was paid; but as the dinner cards passed through 
 the hands of butler and cook, the latter functionary took 
 care, by a judicious addition of marks, to be as well re- 
 munerated as any other member of his noble profession. 
 Again, the salary of his gamekeeper in Ireland was re- 
 gulated by the number of packs of grouse he was able to 
 show him at the beginning of the season ; and every 
 August poor Lord Brocklesby made a dreary expedition 
 over his nearly birdless moors, being shown, by a strate- 
 gic arrangement worthy of Count Moltke, the same pack 
 over and over again. One theory of his had given a good 
 deal of trouble when the family came to town for the 
 bringing "out" of his two daughters — namely, that these 
 young ladies should be dressed by contract by the milliner 
 in their county town ; and it required all Lady Brockles- 
 by's diplomacy to avert so terrible a fate. When his lord- 
 ship was Postmaster-General, a theory he entertained, and 
 was very nearly putting into practice, that all letters, 
 unless they showed upon their face a declaration by the 
 writer that there was nothing of an indecent, immoral, or 
 defamatory nature inside, should be opened before delivery 
 by the District Postmaster, kept the whole Ministry in an 
 agony of terror for a week ; and when he insisted on tak- 
 ing all the ballast out of his yacht to prove the truth of a 
 theory of sailing he had developed, he said, from watch- 
 ing the ducks in the pond at home, his friends began to 
 think of the expediency of some restraint being put upon 
 him. His cruise on this occasion was no farther than the 
 Needles, for then his vessel lay on her beam-ends, and he 
 had some difficulty in getting back to the safe waters of 
 
8 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 the Solent. He was afflicted, too, in these later years, 
 with an absence of mind that caused him to make ridi- 
 culous mistakes. On one occasion it almost required 
 force to remove him from the House of Commons to the 
 more exalted Chamber, he having forgotten his translation, 
 although some fifteen years since. His retiring to rest in 
 the first bedroom he could find when attending a ball, and 
 the subsequent astonishment of the distinguished hostess 
 at finding him there (for it was her room he had chosen), 
 is a well-known joke at the Clubs. The insults he was 
 guilty of through saying the right thing to the wrong 
 person were innumerable ; had he been able to perform 
 miracles he would have made the deaf to see and the 
 blind to hear. 
 
 Lady Brocklesby was a woman of the world. A daugh- 
 ter of the noble house of FitzCrewe, Jind, therefore, as 
 everyone knows, niece of the late Duke of Cheshire (the 
 Duke, who spent so much money in his youth, and denied 
 himself even a toothbrush in his later years ; and whose 
 eldest son, the Marquis of Tarporley, was allowed the ex- 
 travagance of a silver watch when he was thirty), she 
 had every right to be a leader of society, and to consider 
 her marriage with Lord Brocklesby, then a smart young 
 man with some pretensions to intellect, a 7nSsalliance. 
 She might have been a success, for she was pretty, but all 
 was spoiled by her notion that she was clever. She was 
 entirely given up to a species of cunning, which she deemed 
 diplomacy. Heaven had provided her with many good 
 gifts, but she set up one only — this cunning — to worship, 
 and, like all idols, it failed her at a pinch. She would 
 scheme and intrigue mysteriously for days to obtain what 
 outspokenness would have gained her at once; if she 
 spoke the truth it was by accident, or because truth 
 seemed at that moment to be more misleading than fiction. 
 Suitor after suitor had been frightened away from her 
 daughters' side by the pertinacity with \C^hich she acted 
 on the horsedealers' maxim of praising bad points and 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 9 
 
 leaving good ones to speak for themselves. Hesitating 
 men saw the bad points plainly enongh, and, hearing them 
 praised, lost all faith in the good ones. 
 
 And yet Lady Brocklesby had some power — the power 
 gained by fear. She had made slander a fine art, although 
 even in her skilful hand it now and then, like a boom- 
 erang in the hands of a novice, flew back and hit the 
 thrower ; but, never losing sight of the good old adage, 
 she made sure of some result by a prodigality in the 
 amount of mud with which she would bespatter an ad- 
 versary. One of her strict rules was invaluable, and was 
 the true secret of her power in the world — she never for- 
 gave nor forgot ; and not content with this — which is, 
 after all, a common Christian custom — she never let slip 
 he earliest opportunity to return i blow. If a rival, 
 having sat up too late or eaten too much supper the night 
 before, stabbed her at luncheon time, that rival knew well 
 that Lady Brocklesby s whole foil would transfix her be- 
 fore the day was over. Her justice had this advantage 
 over the popular idea of the article, in that, while iron- 
 handed, it was anything but leaden-footed. Another of 
 her attributf;s, and one which surely attests her greacness, 
 was that she possessed an infinite capability of imagining 
 a wrong when she wished to avenge one. Queen Eliza- 
 beth, and other sovereigns nearer to our day hare caused 
 revolts for the purpose of punishing them ; but none of 
 them ever rose to the level of Lady Brocklesby, who con- 
 cocted the wrong in her own mind as easily and pleasantly 
 as she concocted the revenge. Loudly did she parade her 
 misfortunes, eagerty did she drag aside the domestic cur- 
 tain, plaintively did she gain sympathy and rouse indig- 
 nation over her woe; and. ^"ke many an historian, she 
 believed in her own fictions after a little ventilation of 
 them, and what began as an ingenious lie in her mouth, 
 ended as a truth which she honestly felt it was cruelty 
 to doubt. 
 
 The eldest son and hope of the house, Spencer Chil- 
 
10 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 lingham, member for the family seat of Sinnington, in 
 Snarlshire, might be shortly described as a thinking ma- 
 chine in which the motive-power had been forgotten. He 
 loaded himself with facts as an alderman loads himself 
 with turtle-fat, and was utterly unable to digest them. 
 The knowledge he had about him must hare beesi enor- 
 mous ; but there it lay, a heavy, inert mass, as useful to 
 himself or to the world at large as a fly in amber. He 
 had ken up women's rights, and read so much on the 
 subject that, beyond a hazy notion that trousers were 
 disgraceful unless worn by the weaker sex, he carried 
 away no conviction from that course of study. 
 
 He made a speech, at dinnertime, in the House of 
 Commons, in favour of marriage with a deceased wife's 
 sister, and flooded his few hearers with quotations from 
 amorous bachelors and scraps of the Scriptures ; but ir- 
 reverent scoflers remained as unconvinced as ever ; mere- 
 ly remarking that ho would kill off" a large family of sis- 
 ters, if he talked much tc^ them, in a short space of time. 
 
 He attended meetings in favour of yearly Parliaments, 
 of abolition of the game laws, of abolition of capital pun- 
 ishment — in fact, he wfi/S so anxious to abolish so much 
 that you would have expected a certai a amount of trucu- 
 lence in his appearance, a taint of iconoclast in his 
 address. ' 
 
 Yet he was " the mildest-mannered man " that it was 
 possible to see ; in stature but five feet four, with narrow 
 shoulders, sandy hair, and a nervous stutter. But he 
 wore an eye-glass, which was to him what the enchanted 
 rose in Thackeray's fairy-tale was to Prince Bulbo. 
 When it fell with a clatter against his waistcoab buttons, 
 you saw a little figure, which inspired you more or less 
 with an inclination to laugh ; but when, with a twitch of 
 the little head, and opening of the little m.outh, and an 
 alarming elongation of the little face, that glass was 
 flrmly restored to its place, you could hardly avoid quail- 
 ing. It beamed., like a fiery note of interrogation, througl^ 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 it 
 
 his conversation, and gave unlimited strength to liis argu- 
 ments,, which appeared to proceed f ro~Q it ; and how could 
 you answer an eye-glass ? We have heard of a man who 
 succeeded in life solely by virtue of a high, broad fore- 
 head, and twenty foreheads cannot match a sagely-posed 
 eyeglass. 
 
 There were two daughters, Emily and Jane, the former 
 somewhat red in the nose and sour in the temper, having, 
 in the twelve or fourteen years since she was presented, 
 endured many disappointments. Much in the spirit of 
 the old lady on the wi-ecked ship, who, when the captain 
 said they must now trust in Providence, exclaimed, " Has 
 it come to that ? " she had taken up religion as a last re- 
 source ; and her mother, who rightly deemed a rector 
 with a fair living would be better than /lothing, did not 
 at all discourage her devotional fervour. Jane, or Jenny, 
 as her brother Jack called her, had not yet arrived at the 
 time of life when curates could be acceptable ; and her 
 rather pretty smile, rosy cheeks, and neat little figure 
 were to be seen in every drawing-room in London where 
 young men and young women meet, tsnd Coote and 
 Tinney wake the echoes of the night. 
 
 Jack was the youngest oi the family, and was most 
 certainly its ornament. A not uncommon occurrence, as 
 if Nature prefers to finish — like a French penman — with 
 a flourish. But notwithstanding his superiority — possi- 
 bly in consequence of it — he was in his family circle an 
 Ishraael, or rather, we should say, he performed the? part 
 generally ascribed to the domestic cat. Whatever went 
 wrong was put down to him ; everything he said and did 
 was twisted to his disadvantage ; and he was not in con- 
 sequence very sorry when he was obliged to accompany 
 his regiment to Canada, and to confine his quarrels with 
 bis relations to a paper war. Between him and his 
 youngest sister there was a certain friendship ; but you 
 cannot expect a girl • going out " in London to think 
 much of an absent brother, who does not even know bv 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 name the fine people whose doings would fill her letters, 
 did she take the trouble to write to him. 
 
 The " family mansion," as it was termed by the house- 
 agent when to let for the winter season, was mouldy, dirty, 
 ugly and thoroughly respectable. Entering into its grimy 
 hall on a fine day was apt to give an imaginative visitor 
 a thrill of the kind felt when entering that wonderful place 
 at Rome where the monks' skeletons grin upon you so 
 queerly. There was an uncompromising heaviness and 
 respectablity about the painted deal hat and umbrella 
 stand, and an inquisitorial air in the face of the hall por- 
 ter, as much as to say, "Are you one of us ? " which set 
 the hearts of the curates who called on Miss Emily 
 a-beating, and which caused even the young blades who 
 " looked up " Miss Jane the day after the ball, where 
 they had stayed so long in the conservatory, to put their 
 hands mechanically in their pockets, feel the gold therein, 
 and calculate mentally how " a fellow " can live upon 
 £500 a ye&r. 
 
 It is a bright day in June: all the blinds of No. 119, 
 Eaton Square, are pulled down ; luncheon is just over, 
 and the family are congregated in the drawing-room, in 
 that listless, uncomfortable state which the introduction 
 into the system of a large hot meal, at about the worst 
 hour human beings ever chose for that ceremony, always 
 entails. The Chillinghams were old-fashioned in some of 
 their ways ; and on the hottest day the leg of mutton or 
 joint of beef would steam under the nose of his lordship, 
 who would say a hurried grace, in which the word 
 " Amen " alone was audible, wipe his brow, and distri- 
 bute well-proportioned helpings to the perspiring family 
 circle. 
 
 " Jane, dear," said Lady Brocklesby, taking up the 
 Morning Post and carelessly turning over its pages, " did 
 you say Lord Windermere intended to call to-day ? " 
 
 " Yes, mamma," answered Miss Jane, starting : she had 
 been ^arrowly inspecting an incipient spot upon her 
 
A STORY OF MODEBN LONDON. 
 
 13 
 
 bad 
 lier 
 
 fair cheek in the looking-glass. " Yes ; he said he'd 
 call before four, as he goes down to Iv jwmarket this 
 evening." 
 
 " Well, then, we can give those poor horses some rest, 
 as we shan't want the carriage till night. It's no use 
 telling his lordship that we must have two pair." 
 
 " Eh, eh ? my dear ! " said Lord Brocklesby, desisting 
 in his efforts to induce, by wagging his head, a bullfinch 
 in a cage to pipe his solitary tune. " Another pair ? dear 
 no ! One pair's quite enough. The whole thing's a mat- 
 ter of habit ; once get a horse in the habit of trotting, and 
 he'd just as soon trot as stand still. Get him in the 
 habit of standing idle in the stable, and you might as well 
 have a clothes-horse. One pair's quite enough." 
 
 " Dear me, papa, do not talk such nonsense ! " said his 
 eldest daughter, somewhat snappishly. 
 
 It was her day for district-visiting, and the victory of 
 the charitable spirit over the carnal instincts of the flesh 
 — which leaned toward an arm-chair and a novel — 
 always caused some little acerbity in her tone on these 
 occasions. ' .■ < . . ^m; ,■ 
 
 Lord Brocklesby was about to prove his theory, when 
 he was interrupted by an impatient exclamation from his 
 elder son, who, seated on a straight- backed chair and 
 armed with the family paper-knife — a huge weapon 
 which lay usually on the round table, and fascinated you 
 with its utilitarian ferocity of aspect — was perusing, con- 
 tempt and defiance beaming from his eyeglass, one of those 
 new monthly reviews which the illuminated of the earth 
 shower* nowadays so plentifully upon us. 
 
 ** Trash ! Ignorance ! Here's a man pretending to in- 
 struct others, who absolutely repeats the old fallacies 
 about sanctity of marriage — family life indispensible to 
 a nation's welfare — the propagation of the human " 
 
 " Spencer," said Emily, rising with some dignity, " you 
 might at least wait till / am gone before conmiencing 
 your impious and immoral harangues ! " And with a look 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
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 in which a longing to go to sleep struggled with contempt 
 for the rest of her family, she departed. si 
 
 " Don't you say a word against marriage ! " cried Jaae, 
 merrily. 
 
 Spencer put up his eyeglass and transfixed her. 
 
 " A word against marria,ge, Jane ? If you can be seri- 
 ous for ten ndnutes, I will read the beginning of my arti- 
 cle foT' the Edectio Magazirie, in which I prove that in 
 the idea of iiiarriage is the germ of all hum£|,n wickedness. 
 I begin in the garden of Eden, and " ' 
 
 " And I don't care a fig-leaf for your argument," said 
 his father, chuckling. 
 
 " You are getting coarser every day," said h^ ladyship, 
 who was writing a letter. 
 
 " Perhaps another time will be better for you to read 
 me that, Spencer," said Jane, timidly. 
 
 " Always another time ! I'm not sure I care to read it 
 to you at all," and Spencer, in a huff, resumed his article. 
 
 "Marriage," sai/i Lord Brocklesby, who was always 
 talkative after luncheon, " marriage is a capital thing — 
 sometimes ; " this word was added after a glance in the 
 direction of the writing-table. " I knew a scamp once — 
 in fact, a fellow that had been footman with us — stole 
 some of the plate, and then married, and keeps a public- 
 house. Oh no ! by-the-bye, that was another man — no, 
 this one was transported for forgery ; or it was the other 
 — I forget — but I know marriage is a very steadying 
 thing. Perhaps a little change now and then " 
 
 "Oh, papa ! " cried Jane, " what a shocking idea ! " 
 
 " Shocking ! " echoed the wearer of the eyeglass. " What 
 a parrot-cry that is. Do you know what cleverness con- 
 sists in, Jane, nowadays ? It consists in shocking people. 
 You can only make them listen by upsetting their preju- 
 dices. Make them angry at first, and then " 
 
 At this interesting moment a servant entered the room 
 ^th some letters. 
 
 "From Jack, I see," said his lordship, handling the 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDOJS. 
 
 15 
 
 one which he had received in a somewhat suspicious 
 manner. 
 
 " Phonetic as usual, I suppose ? " said Spencer. ^ ^ 
 
 " Dear old Jack ! " sighed Jane. 
 
 " He really spends a great deal in postage," said her 
 ladyship. 
 
 " Hope he don't want any money," murmured my lord. 
 
 " They're an affectionate lot," said the footman, aa he 
 closed the door. 
 
 Jack's letter ran thus : 
 
 " My dear Father, 
 
 " Before I announce to you the very important step in 
 life which I have taken, I must ask you to remember that 
 a whole year has passed since you knew me as a careless 
 and, I fear, sometimes very foolish • boy. Of course I 
 know a year isn't much, but when one is on one's own 
 hook, and seeing a good deal of many different kinds of 
 life, it seems to me that one puts on a lot of experience 
 very qoicklj^. I feel at least five years older than when 
 I got into such a row tor putting my umbrella under the 
 police-inspector's horse's tail. It was good fun though 
 to see the beautiful way he lit on the top of his hit ! and 
 I really do believe, my dear father, that I should be in- 
 capable Tww of any such childish folly. You will say I 
 am beating about the bush ; but the fact is that my news, 
 now I am putting it on paper, seems much more startling 
 than it would to tell you face to face. I am married ! I 
 t^iink I can see my mother's face when she hears it, for I 
 1: ^ow she considers all Americans are barbarians " 
 
 " An American ! " faltered Lady Brocklesby. 
 
 " But if she only knew my darling little Alice she would 
 soon alter her opinion. Well, I had better tell you all 
 about it as quickly as I can, and don't be angry with me 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 till the end of my letter ; and be angry with me, or say I 
 have not acted rightly then, if you can. She is simply 
 the prettiest, best, most — never mind — you'll see her 
 soon." . 
 
 " He is very kind," said Lady Brocklesby, with a sneer. 
 
 " You know that I took my leave fishing in the back- 
 ^ oods this year. 1 left Montbec with Charlie Fairfield, 
 but Old Grumpy — I mean Colonel Grampion — soon tele- 
 graphed for him to come back, as there was not an officer 
 to each company. Such bosh, wasn't it ? So I was left 
 alone. Well, I wandered about with my Indians, and 
 fished a little and read a volume of Shelley thut Charlie 
 had lent me, over and over again, till I got to feel quite 
 sentimental, and began to long to see some one to speak 
 to besides the dusky fellows — capital chaps though in 
 their way — but thtai they wouldn't understand Shelley. 
 I'm not quite sure I did ; but he made me feel just as I 
 used as a boy, at evening church, when too fev candles 
 were lit and they sang a pretty hymn. Some fellows are 
 always having adventures, and I have often longed to 
 have one of my own. It came now with a vengeance. 
 
 " One day — just as I had almost made up my mind to 
 go back to Montbec, although I knew Old Grumpy would 
 collar me for duty at once if I did, and I had t. fortnight's 
 more leave to run — I came upon a pretty little Indian 
 village, in which there seemed to be a commotion. The 
 name of the place was nearly unpronounceable and quite 
 unwritable ; ' ^ it was something like Cocknawelago. 
 
 " I made out, after some trouble, that the commotion 
 was caused by the extreme illness of a chief — they were 
 Blackfeet — who seemed uncommonly popular ; and they 
 all were anxious to know if I had any medicine with me. 
 I had some quinint left, and of course I went at once to 
 the chief's hut. To my astonishment he was not an In- 
 dian (I had often heard there were a few civilised beings 
 
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 17 
 
 among the Blackfeet, but nevertheless finding one was 
 odd), and, moreover, a gentleman. There didn't seem 
 to be much more life in him, and my quinine, I fancy, 
 did more harm than good. I believe he only took it 
 to please me. Poor man 1 His joy at seeing one of 
 his own class was excessive. He said he had scarcely 
 seen one for ten years, as he avoided the towns. It's no 
 use my writing to you now the story he told me of his 
 life, and how he came to be in this position. He was 
 evidently a gentleman, and a dying one too, so that there 
 was every reason to believe he spoke the truth. He had 
 nothing to be ashamed of, but had been very unfor- 
 tunate. 
 
 " * I am not afraid to die now,' he said to me at last, 
 * for I see by your face I can trust you. I was in the 
 army once myself, and, as one brother-officer to another, I 
 ask you on your honour to protect my daughter.' " 
 
 " You can imagine my astonishment all the more when 
 he went on to say that she was in the hut. To make a 
 long story short — he died ; and at his death-bed I first 
 saw Alice. She was left quite alone in the world. If her 
 father had relatives he never mentioned them, nor had 
 she any clue by which she could trace them. At the age 
 of eight she was taken away from towns and from civil- 
 isation and taught to be happy in the wild life they led. 
 She told me she had been very happy, and I was again 
 astonished to find how much more she knew than all the 
 long bills to private tutors and Eton masters you have 
 paid — my poor father — had taught me. Mr. Spranger — 
 that wag his name, Colonel John K. Spranger, once of 
 Boston — had been her school master. I was going to say 
 he had been her mother, for she had never known one ; 
 but at any rate he had made her love him very dearly. 
 Her grief at his loss was terrible ; she looked so lovely, 
 so innocent, so helpless. Even you, papa, would have 
 thought as I did — that there could be nothing better 
 than always to see such eyes, always to meet such a 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 
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 sweet, sad smile. I did not know what to do ; all I did 
 know was that she could not stay with the Blackfeet. 
 Even these curious old chaps, the head warriors, saw that, 
 but Ibey were all very sorry to part with her. I took 
 her away, and we made tracks for the nearest town, 
 Anaba. I couldn't leave the poor child, you know, and 
 yet of course it seemed odd our being together ; for she 
 was eighteen and I am not so very old. The worst part ' 
 of it is that T look still younger than I am. After all, 
 twenty-four is a very respectable age. At every hotel 
 there were fusses, till we agreed to call ourselves brother 
 an^ sister. Oh ! I learned so to love her during that 
 
 journey — much more than one can love a sister " 
 
 '■" . 
 " Well, I'm sure," put in Miss Jane, with a toss of her 
 pretty head. .^ 
 
 " And you can guess the end. What could she possibly 
 do for herself if left alone ? No man could have deserted 
 her. I know, if you had been in my place some years 
 ago, father, you would have done as I did — I married her 
 at St. Albans, Maine, and we love each other, I really and 
 truly believe, as no two human beings ever lov^ed before. 
 You need not be afraid, because she was brought up among 
 the Indians, that she is gauche, or in any way unfit to 
 mix in society. Mr. Spranger had travelled a great deal, 
 and evidently been always among the best people wher- 
 ever he went. She knew a great deal more than I did 
 about everything, even about London and English towns 
 and things of that sort. Her father had always got 
 newspapers from the towns, though he never would enter 
 them, and had kept himself well up in European politics. 
 I found a copy of the * Quarterly Review ' in the hut and 
 a manuscript about ' The Indian Races in America,' 
 which I must get published when I come home. He 
 was a very clever man I am sure ; though, how he con- 
 trived to drees his daughter so that, although not of 
 
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 19 
 
 course * in the taslijon,' she was not remarkable, beats me ; 
 I declare her get-up vas quite as good as I have often seen 
 on Jane or Emily at Sinning ton " 
 
 Both Jane and Emily smiled a little contemptuously 
 here. 
 
 " And as to her manners, if duchesses have better man- 
 ners than others she might have been one. Well, I over- 
 stayed my leave. I was too happy to remember Old 
 Grumpy, and got such a wigging when I got back ; and 
 weren't ail the fellows astonish'^d when I introduced them 
 to my wife ! No one could help liking her though. Old 
 Grumpy put on a pair of patent leather boots — which 
 gave him torture before a week was out — and as to 
 Dalesman — our major, you know — ha declared I had acted 
 very wisely. He knows the world well, too, does Dales- 
 man (his uncle, Sir Thomas Dalesman, is the man who 
 won the Derby last year, you know) ; so you see I have 
 some sense on my side. 
 
 " I know you will all dote upon her when she comes 
 home. Tell Jennie that Alice means to be great friends 
 with her. And now, my dear father, I should very much 
 like to have your advice as to staying in the regiment or 
 not. Of course I am awfully fond of the fellows, and 
 Alice is a great favourite already — a regular queen of the 
 regiment. Dalesman has been tremendously kind, and 
 given up to me his field-oiRcer's quarters. But all the 
 same, I find the expenses very heavy for a married man, 
 and the Colonel — who is not a bad old chap, barring when 
 he has the gout — seems to think it is not what he calls 
 ' correct ' for me to live with my wife in quarters. So I 
 fancy that I ought to sell, and see whether I can get any- 
 thing at home that would bring me in more than soldier- 
 ing does. Write and tell me what you advise. I never 
 wrote so long a letter before ; but I want you to persuade 
 my mother that I have not done so foolish a thing as she 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 will think it at first. With best love to her and to my 
 sister, and to Spencer, if he is with you, 
 
 " Ever your aifectionate Son, 
 
 " Jack Ckillingham/' 
 
 The effect of this communication upon the family circle 
 may be imagined. Lady Brocklesby turned green with 
 rage, while the head of the family swore audibly, and 
 Miss Jane forgot to be shocked thereat. 
 
 After all had given vent to their feelings of surprise, 
 horror, and indignation, the natural desire of people of 
 the world to make the best of a bad job supervened ; and, 
 after a lengthy family council, it was decided that Jack 
 should be advised to sell oat and come to England, when 
 the family influence should be used to advance his 
 interests. 
 
 Lady Brocklesby wrote the letter, which was studiously 
 cold, and made scarcely any mention of Alice, and then 
 his lordship copied it, adding, however, a postscript of his 
 own, which his wife did not see, and which was as 
 follows: . • .■■, A ■■".;; ■-.:.■..'--,.' %;>•/;'■;,?;■■ ;.^.;.^^-^:^^''v^-:i;'^v''-/'.''^'',' 
 
 " A scheme has been floating in my head for some time, 
 and your foolish behaviour decides me to attempt to give 
 it effect. I propose that a Younger Sons' Benefit Society 
 be formed, to which each younger son (of our class) shall, 
 from his coming of age, subscribe so much per annum. 
 The difference between this and usual benefit societies 
 will consist in the fact that the charities will be given, 
 not at the death, but at the marriage of the members. 
 We will talk it over when you come. God bless you, you 
 silly boy ! " 
 
 Not many months after the despatch of this epistle a 
 young couple landed at Liverpool. He, a frank, hand- 
 
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 21 
 
 some lad, such as may be often met with in this country, 
 with laughing blue eyes, broad shoulders, and a sunny 
 honest smile ; and she, simply a lovely woman. Her 
 figure was perfect, straight, symmetrical, graceful. Masses 
 of dark-brown hair, of the shade which is unbuyable, 
 were coiled round hor small head, and the only fault you 
 could have found with her face was that it mocked your 
 endeavours to decide as to when it was most charming. 
 Is it not in one of George Eliot's novels that the heroine's 
 eyes are compared, in their dreamy wistfulness, to those 
 of a dog ? 
 
 Alice Chillingham's eyes seemed always to be asking 
 for something — not with that bold, hungering look 
 which is much the fashion among certain ladies that we 
 know, but unconsciously and shyly ; and there was a 
 latent power of fierceness in them, too, that seemed to 
 indicate that the worship they could not help asking must 
 be kept within due bounds. 
 
 Innocent of evil, ignorant of the world, which never- 
 theless she had been educated in some measure to meet, 
 she steps into our tale a lady by birth, for was she not a 
 true child of nature ? 
 
 Among the letters which met Jack Chiilingham at 
 Liverpool, there was one which we may as well transcribe. 
 It was from the friend of his school-days, with whom he 
 had managed to keep up that rarity among the male sex 
 — a pretty regular correspondence. 
 
 " Married and done for, my dear Jack ! ' Needles and 
 pins, needles and pins,' eh ? How a conscier.i tious nursery- 
 maid, probably ' keeping company ' with the footman, 
 could have instilled such cynical poison into our infant 
 minds I know not. Perhaps she looked upon needles and 
 pins as a useful part of a trousseau. 
 
22 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATIFRE. 
 
 " Do you remember old H , at Eton, and his f(;arf ul 
 
 speech when one of us was trembling before the birch — 
 * I'll make you unable to sit down for a week, sir.' Why, 
 my dear Jack, you've gone and made yourself unable to 
 sit down for life ! Married at four-and -twenty ! Good 
 gi'acious ! By the time you are beginning to understand 
 how to enjoy life you will find your son treading on your 
 heels, making love to the same woman a.^ yourself, black- 
 balling you at the Club, and giving the Jews post-obits 
 on your life. You may feel as young as you like ; you 
 will have to take to an alpaca umbrella and square-toed 
 boots. How I shall laugh to see you at the Zoo, with 
 your family, putting down a bag of nuts and half-a-dozen 
 buns while you wipe the nose of Augustus Edward, while 
 Alfred Plantagenet takes the opportunity of putting his 
 hand through the bars of the hyaena's cage, and Gloriana 
 Mathilda, feeling herself neglected in favour of her 
 brother's nose, screams so that a crowd collects and hoots 
 you for ill-using her. And then, when you travel ! I 
 think I see you ' taking baby ' in your carriage because 
 the nurse feels faint, not having had a glass of porter or 
 other refreshment for at least half an hour ; or collecting 
 your luggage — five enormous black cases for your wife, 
 and seven corded trunks for nurse and staff, and a rickety 
 old biscuit-box which holds things the said staff finds it 
 absolutely necessary to have at hand during the shortest 
 journey. Or I can imagine you in the Brompton Road 
 bargaining for a double perambulator, and getting eight- 
 eenpence off it if you take it without the fringe of the 
 parasol. 
 
 " I suppose you'll shave your moustache and grow those 
 squat whiskers which go so well with paterfamiliasian 
 respectability. The first, I understand from good au- 
 thority, you must do, as babies will not stand them at 
 kissing time ; and, with a baby, I am also credibly in- 
 formed, all times are kissing times. I haven't got a 
 present yet, but my idea is to invest in a magnificent copy, 
 
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 23 
 
 bound in calf, of a little volume I once saw somewhere, 
 * Dr. Somebody on the Rearing and Management of In- 
 fants ; ' and I might add a treatise of my own, to be 
 called, * Sweet Slobberings, with a Short Dissertation on 
 Pap.' Eh ? Don't be angry, old chap. I can't help laugh- 
 ing at the idea of your really being — what I have always 
 regarded with mingled feelings of pity and adiniiation — 
 a married man ! Mind you send me a line directly you 
 reach town to say where you are. London is cram full, 
 and I am enjoying myself immensely. My sister — ^you 
 know Nelly ? — says she is sure she shall like your wife ; 
 and my queer old aunt. Lady Meldrum (called Mrs. Mala- 
 prop, generally, though not of course by her dutiful 
 nephew) declares she delights in Americans — they are so 
 ' aboriginal.' By-th.e-bye, she (Lady M.) gives a ball on 
 Wednesday. Why not let it be Mrs. Chillingham's (I 
 nearl}^ wiote Mrs. Jack's) first experience of a London 
 ball? Don't let her humbug j'^ou with the idea that she'<» 
 got no time to get a gown —women always have gowns 
 when they want to go anjnvhere. That's the experience 
 of your old pal and sincere one, , , ^ 
 
 ' "Badsworth. 
 
 " P.S. — If you're allowed a little wager I can put you 
 on a real good thing for the Ascot Stakes. Verb, sap." 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 Never the earth on his round shoulders bare 
 A maid trained up from high or low degree, 
 
 That in her doings better could compare 
 Mirth with respect, few words with courtesy, 
 
 A careless comeliness with comely care. 
 Self -guard with mildness, sport with majesty. 
 
 Sidney's Arcadia. 
 
 The balls at Meldrum House were — for whatever reason 
 no one could exactly tell — estimated as somewhat superior 
 to most large gatherings of the kind. The wine was no 
 better ; the company was not particularly select ; the 
 house was not more fitted for dancing than many others ; 
 but it had been decided hy that mysterious and whimsi- 
 cal power called Fashion, that the Meldrum House balls 
 were good ; and good in consequence they >« ere universally 
 esteemed. Lady Meldrum had the knack of securing some 
 interest in the shape of a foreign lion, or a new comic 
 " entertainer," or a band from a wild country, which 
 played out of time on strange instruments; and it was 
 well known that her laws as to invitations were as fixed 
 as Fate. No one whosv; name was not on that visiting- 
 list could hope to enter the portals of the big, dingy house 
 
 in B Square. She was, besides, a proficient in the 
 
 art of rudeness, and those who escaped her darts (after all, 
 the majority) admired in a timorous way the perfect in- 
 difierence with which she would hurl a piece of clumsy but 
 stinging contempt at the greatest as well as the smallest 
 of her acquaintance. A good-natured, ill-educated, vulgar- 
 looking, and rather vulgar-thinking old woman, her posi- 
 tion at the head of " Society " was as curious as that of 
 the fly in amber, or the frog in stone; and thoughtful 
 lookers-on found her a more puzzling fact than even the 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 25 
 
 apple in the dumpling was to our worthy monarch. 
 Natural ignorance and petulance having caused her at the 
 outset of her career to commit what would have been 
 terrible gaucheries in one less highly placed, she had the 
 shrewdness (which is cunning stripped of malevolence) to 
 see that anything original is acceptable to " Society," as 
 long as its originality wars only with individuals, and not 
 with " Society " i^^elf. A sort of female mixture of Beau 
 Brummel and Dan O'Connell ; full of impudence, ignor- 
 ance, wit, self-confidence, and good-temper, she was what 
 the high-pressure of the nineteenth century life alone 
 could produce — a creation which not even the poet of all 
 time, who exhausted worlds and then imagined new, could 
 ever have pictured to himself in his wildest dreams. 
 
 And to think that that high yellow barouche, after 
 which Guardsmen and Foreign. Office clerks smile and 
 murmur, "There goes old Malaprop," should call up such 
 thoughts as these ! But every created thing has its use ; 
 and a vulgar " leader of Society " does a good deal for the 
 old argument which Burns gave voice to in his song, 'For 
 a' that, and a' that." 
 
 All in this world raay be earned except that thing with- 
 c>a a name, which perhaps the word " retinement" best 
 •expresses. Let refinement be unnecessary for social suc- 
 cess, and there will be plenty of galling, of proud "kibes;" 
 the field-marshal's baton will be in many a private's 
 knapsack. 
 
 It is a pity that advocates of equality do not know more 
 of " Society." Its present rules of advancement the^ 
 could no more take exception at than could they at those 
 ^f the Stock Exchange. The age of social prejudice is 
 dead. 
 
 Lady Meldrum's ball on this occasion was " to have the 
 honour of meeting H.R.H. So-and-So," and even her 
 nephew, Lord Badsworth, found it none too easy to pro- 
 cure an invitation for his friend and his wife. 
 " It's all very well, Frank," said my lady, " but a man 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 H 
 
 with a wife is a nuisance, particularly a newly-married 
 man, who knu\7s nobody, with a newly-married wife " 
 
 " He could scarcely have anything else," put in Lord 
 Badsvvorth. 
 
 " Who knows nobody either. Now if she was pretty " 
 
 " So she is," said the young lord. 
 
 " How do you know ? " 
 
 " Because Jack Chillingham always had perfect taste, 
 and wouldn't have married an ugly woman." 
 
 " Pooh ! " said Lady Meldrum. " Your uncle had per- 
 fect taste, they say, once ; and you see he married me. 
 And as to men with taste marrying pretty women, I never 
 shall forget— not if I live to be as old as Lady Megglefield 
 — what I felt when I saw Mrs. Arthur Bray, the artist's 
 wife, who is like a London statue after so many years' 
 exposure to the soot, sitting in the very best seat at my 
 concert the other night — the seat I had kept for Mrs. 
 Belfort. How I bundled her out, and how angry poor 
 Arthur was about it ! " And she burst out laughing. 
 
 " I should think so," put in Lord Badsworth. 
 
 " Oh, it didn't matter. They neither of them could 
 afford to quarrel with me. Bread and butter, my dear 
 Frank." 
 
 " Well, aunt — so you won't ask Jack and his wife to 
 your ball ? " 
 
 " Do you think they — I mean she — is presentable ? " 
 
 " After she's been here, she w,ust be." 
 
 " Yes," said Lady Meldrum, seriously, " of course it 
 would give her a great start. Poor thing ! Well, she 
 may come ; but look here, Frank, I shall trust to you to 
 see that she does not commit any absurdities — vaise with 
 her husband, or say ' Sir ' to anyone, or talk about being 
 * crowded ' after supper like the girl in Punch, because, 
 you see, I've all the best people in London coming — you 
 should have seen Lady Sandymount's face when I re- 
 fused her an invitation point-blank — and I don't want 
 anything to go wrong." 
 
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 27 
 
 brings 
 wigwam 
 
 " My dear aunt," said Lord Badsworth, " from a long 
 and careful study of human nature, I am convinced that 
 anyone entering your house must at once becomt^ infected 
 with the principles of good taste and propriety ; and as 
 to any woman in these enlightened days dancing with 
 her oAvn husband " 
 
 " That'll do, Frank," interrupted the old lady, rising 
 abruptly from her writing-table, where she had been look- 
 ing through her visiting-list. " ISow you can go. I ex- 
 pect Flittery here directly, and he hates the sight of 
 you." 
 
 " As I do of him/' said he, taking up his hat. 
 
 " Oh, he's the dearest little man ! He's my Red Indian : 
 all his scalps — and he scalps everyone — to my 
 He's such a character ! " 
 If he keeps for himself all those he takes from others 
 he ought to have a funny one." And with this Lord 
 Badsworth left his worthy aunt to receive her expected 
 visitor, after having obtained the card which opened 
 to Jack Chillingham and j^lice the portals of Meldrum 
 House. 
 
 When in one of those neat lodging-houses with which 
 the small streets running out of Piccadilly abound, he 
 wfl.«j, shortly afterwards, introduced by Jack to his wife, 
 be felt that he had been indeed pleading in a worthy 
 cause. Plainly, but prettily dressed, shy enough to charm, 
 but not enough to repel or to cause shyness to others, her 
 beauty enhanced by those looks of confidence and love 
 she could not help casting now and again towards her 
 husband, Alice was indeed one for whom, in olden days, 
 armour-clad cavaliers would have delighted to joust each 
 other to pieces. In her innocence of society and the ways 
 thereof there was no silliness — none of that ugly awk- 
 wardness which is so remarkable in the British school- 
 room, and which it takes all the arts and wiles of a 
 D'Egville to eradicate in time for the first Drawing-Room. 
 The daughter of an exile who had elected to abandon 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 
 civilisation, having seen scarcely anyone but savages 
 hitherto, and having had fr companions but her dogs, 
 her birds, and the flowers, a h are so companionable to 
 a solitary and therefore roii tntic child, Nature had evi- 
 dently predetermined she should be " a lady." 
 
 And a lady she was, from the coil of brown hair so 
 cunningly arranged to show oflf the perfect shape of her 
 head, to the tiny points of her bewitching bronze toes. 
 Badsworth had expected prettiness, with probably a nasal 
 ' 'vang, and a rusticity which would amuse him, and was 
 irtled by the composed, merry naivete with which his 
 account of his struggle for the card was received. 
 
 " I am so glad you brought it," she said, smiling ; " for 
 now I know one man in London, and shall have one 
 partner, at any rate — that is, if you'll let me dance ; " 
 and she turned to Jack, who was contemplating with 
 delight the effect she had evidently produced upon his 
 friend. 
 
 " Of course, I should think so, dear. And as to your 
 knowing no one in town, we're about in tho same boat. 
 Except old Eton friends, or fellows who may have been 
 at the same tutor's as I was, I declare I don't know a 
 soul." 
 
 " Oh, we'll soon remedy that," said Badsworth ; " and 
 my aunt's ball will be a capital place to begin. I shall 
 constitute myself Lord Chamberlain to their Royal High- 
 nesses Prince and Princess Jack of Chillingham to-morrow 
 night, and make everyone give me a huge card to read 
 their names from. What are your royal highnesses' rules 
 as to introductions to your court ? " 
 
 " Oh ! " said Alice, " they are very simple. All the men 
 must be handsome and dance well, and all the women 
 must be good-natui'ed and dress well." 
 
 " By Jove !" cried Badsworth. '^ You'll have a very small 
 court then — at least in London. I might manage half-a- 
 dozen men nearly up to the mark, but good-natured, well- 
 dressed women ! Fancy any well-dressed woman being 
 
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 A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 good-natured when she saw another woman equally well- 
 dressed ! " 
 
 " That reminds me," put in Jack, " that there'll be 
 precious little time for your dress to be finished, dear. If 
 that infernal Madame — whatever her name is — doesn't 
 send it in time, I declare I'll — never pay her bill." 
 
 " What fun it will be ! " said Alice. " Why, I've never 
 danced with you. Jack — ^you .never gave me a ball at 
 Montbec, as dear Captain Fairfield promised — but now 
 won't we have a turn ! " 
 
 Badsworth coughed nervously. " Well, you see, Mrs. 
 Chillingham, it isn't exactly the custom in London for 
 wives " 
 
 " Don't married women dance here ? " And Alice's face 
 fell. 
 
 " Oh yes — dear me, yes — they dance, but they 'don't 
 dance with their own husbands — only with other people's 
 husbands." 
 
 "Never mind," said Jack, coming to the rescue, as Alice 
 coloured at the idea of having said something stupid. 
 " We'll defy etiquette — we did it before, eh ? — and dance, 
 despite all the dowagers in Europe." And then Jack — 
 Alice putting in a word now and then — gave a full and 
 circumstantial account of their momentous journey, and 
 the three young people laughed till they cried at Jack's 
 description of the wedding and its attendant difficulties. 
 "By-the-bye," said Badsworth, as he stood at the open 
 door on his way out, "the Eccentrics meet to-night. Would 
 you let your husband come there after the ball, Mrs. 
 Chillingliam ? " 
 
 " He mustn't sit up very late," said Alice, with perhaps 
 the least shade of acidity in her tone. The best of wives 
 cannot avoid slight jealousy of her husband's oM friends. 
 
 " What on earth are the Eccentrics ? " asked Jack. 
 
 " Oh, it's a club ffot up by Johnny Beere, Alf Taylor, 
 and some other of that set. We meet once a week to talk 
 or read our own effusions, if they're funny ; and tiiough 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 \\\ 
 
 we're all uncommon good in reality, we try to think we 
 are esprits forts, and believe in nothing — except, of course, 
 Women. There's some clever talk sometimes. Johnny 
 Beere's great fun, and several lawyer chaps tell capital 
 stories ; and the poet of the future is too good, when kept 
 within bounds. You'd better come." 
 
 " I'll think about it," said Jack. And, of course, when 
 Badsworth was gone, Alice reproached herself for having, 
 even in thought, wished to prevent Jack enjoying him- 
 self ; and after an amicable contest, in which kisses were 
 the principal weapons, he resigned himself with the air of 
 a martyr to doing what he wished. 
 
 There is a well-worn story of a pig, and the ingenious 
 manner in which his Hibernian driver got him to Cork. 
 It is strange that husbands so seldom see in it only a par- 
 able addressed to them. 
 
 " What a beast of a thing a hired brougham is ! " said 
 Jack, as they rattled over the stones with a series of jerks 
 suggestive of the coachman going to sleep every few min- 
 utes, and waking himself by administering correction to 
 his unfortunate horse. " I must go and settle about hav- 
 ing one from Peters' to-morrow." 
 
 " Oh, Jack, do you think we can afford it ? " said Alice, 
 with a gasp, as her back was nearly broken by the effects 
 of an unusually sudden awakening on the part of the 
 coachman. 
 
 " Oh dear yes ; everyone says it's much cheaper than 
 cabs in the long run. Thank God ! here we are. Lost 
 your gloves ? By Jove ! haven't you any more ? It 
 would never do to go in without gloves. Do try your 
 pockets, Alice ! " And Jack panted with heat and excite- 
 ment, and felt the first delicate twinge of matrimonial — 
 what shall we say ? — infelicity. Luckily, the gloves were 
 discovered under the seat, and in a few moments our 
 young couple were ascending the broad and easy staircase 
 of Meldrum House, accompanied by Badsworth, who had 
 met them in the hall. 
 
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 31 
 
 " Lord Badsworth — Mr. and Mrs. Chillingham," shouted 
 the nan at the bottom of the stairs. 
 
 " Lord Badsword — Mr. and Mrs. Sinningham ! " shouted 
 the man on the landing. 
 
 " Lord Badwords — Mr. and Mrs. Sinagain ! " roared the 
 man close to Lady Meldrum's elbow. 
 
 " Why, we sound like three wicked people out of the 
 ' Pilgrim's Progress,' " whispered Badsworth in Alice's ear, 
 as she approached the lady of the house ; who, covered 
 with diamono s, and rosy-red from the labour of shaking 
 hands, was scrutinising her through a gold-rimmed eye- 
 glass. 
 
 " Quite pretty, I declare, and nothing of the Yankee 
 about her. You know the story, Mr. Flittery ? Met her 
 in the train, and married her before they'd gone ten miles. 
 Quite a common thing in America, I'm told ; and the 
 guards take holy orders sc as to be useful. How d'ye do. 
 Lady Piralico ? Oh, you've brought both your girls, I see; 
 I only asked one. Dear me ! look at the duchess ! She's 
 fatter than ever. I hope she won't dance — the house is 
 old." 
 
 And so the old lady rattled on, her little speech about 
 Alice having been made in a loud tone while the poor 
 child was close to her, with as much composure as if she 
 were part of the furniture. Mr. Flittery stroked his re- 
 fined black moustache with his delicate white hand, and 
 departed in search of some one to introduce him to this 
 new beauty, while Badsworth, feeling some pleasure at 
 the remarks she elicited, conducted Alice to one of the 
 inner rooms, and obtained a vis-d-vis in the approaching 
 quadrille. Jack feeling rather out of his element, saun- 
 tered listlessly about and longed to see a familiar face. 
 He reflected, too, with some trepidation, that his mother 
 and sister were pretty sure to attend this ball, and that, 
 as he had not yet been to Eaton Square, or presented his 
 wife. Lady Brocklesby might in all probability be inclined 
 to vent her anger on Alice. It had been by Badsworth's 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 advice that he had not at once hurried like a dutiful 
 son to his parent immediately after reaching town. 
 
 " I wouldn't," his lordship had said. " That letter was 
 intended to be as cold as possible. They don't at present 
 mean to be very nice to your wife. Let them see she 
 could do without them. Let them see that you and she 
 have other friends : you may be sure if my aunt or any 
 other biggish people take her up — and they can't help it 
 when they've seen her — ^your mother will be glad to follow 
 suit. You know, old chap, I wouldn't say anything to 
 hurt you, but Lady Brocklesby is— just a trifle-worldly ; 
 and your wife asked out and admired, and not seeming 
 to want her help, will be quite a different thing to 
 your wife dashing straight to them for patronage and 
 assistance." 
 
 Jack had thought the advice good, but he felt never- 
 theless some perturbation at the near approach of the 
 meeting with his outraged parent. 
 
 To his intense delight he at length espied the face of 
 an old school friend, or rather one who had been at school 
 with him, and now only ranked as a friend in consequence 
 of his isolated position. 
 
 "Hollo, Keyser!" said he. 
 
 " My dear Chillingham, how are you ? " said Mr. Key- 
 ser, rather astonished at the warmth of the other's greet- 
 ing. " Where've you been ? I haven't seen you for some 
 weeks." 
 
 " I haven't been in London for four years," said Jack, 
 almost indignantly. 
 
 ** God bless my soul ! Haven't you ? By Jove ! Quite 
 a new boy. Well, you've had the best of it. We're all 
 very stupid here ; even our wickedness doesn't make us 
 amusing," and the speaker gave a weary glance around 
 him, as one who should say, *' All is vanity." 
 
 "I don't suppose people here are worse than anywhere 
 else," said Jack " or than they have always been." 
 
 " Ah ! you've been away, you see," said Keyser, crossing 
 
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 his arms and gazing sternly at the throng of hot dancers. 
 "You don't know what a pitch we've come to. There'll 
 be an awful explosion soon," and he nodded, and seemed 
 to be capable of pr(jphesying terrific woe, 
 
 " Dear me ! " said Jack. " How ? " 
 
 " I daresay there are fifty or sixty young married 
 women here to-night," said Mr. Keyser. 
 
 "Well?" 
 
 " Well ; out of them I don't believe there is one with a 
 rag of character." 
 
 Jack must have looked very horrified, for a gentle 
 smile stole over the stern determination of the other's 
 face. 
 
 "Not a rag. Morality is scattered to the winds. 
 They're all the same. It only takes one season — ^not al- 
 ways so much — to make them so. You think any of 
 those couples dancing there are innocently amusing them- 
 selves ? Pooh ! They're all laying plans for deceiving 
 their husbands. Luckily, we who have not been fools 
 enough to marry " rr? 
 
 Jack hemmed uncomfortably, and Mr. Keyser, who 
 seldom found so good a listener, went on in a melancholy 
 tone ; " We, I say, can look on with calmness, if with sad- 
 ness. Look at that young fellow there, with the square- 
 shoulders and fair beard. That's young Windermere, 
 who last year came into the largest property in England. 
 Half a county, coal, iron, all kinds of nice things. What's 
 his purpose, his use in life ? To have what the French 
 call * good fortunes.' He has caused two divorces already, 
 and there's a third ought to come off; only the husband 
 is nice and blind, you know " 
 
 " 1 don't quite understand," said Jack, whose eyes were 
 fixed upon this ogre's partner. 
 
 " Windermere is so rich he can manage very often to 
 
 buy the husband as well as the wife. Look at him now 
 
 — he's got a fresh victim, you see. Evidently a newly- 
 
 maiTied woman. He's saying the same things to her he 
 
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34 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATUEE. 
 
 has said to all tho others. Look how she listens to him ! 
 No doubt her unfortunate husband is safe in bed at home, 
 and she'll humbug him about the dull ball she's had to- 
 morrow morning, and then some fine day he'll find 
 out " 
 
 " Stop — confound you ! " cried Jack, hotly ; " that's my 
 wife ! " .' 
 
 In the meantime Alice was making a, very decided suc- 
 cess. She was not followed by "a murmur of admiration," 
 because such a thing never occurs, save in a novel; nor did 
 people stand on chairs to gaze at her, as they are reported 
 to have done when the Gunning sisters first shone upon 
 St. James's Court ; but there was a perfectly well-defined 
 conviction in everyone's mind at Meldrum House that 
 night that she was the prettiest woman in the room. 
 
 And she rather lost her head. The men, who one after 
 the other implied to her, without a soupgon of impertin- 
 ence, that she was charming, were so different to the 
 gallant officers of the 110th, whose attentions were al- 
 ways stupid or overdone. When Lord Windermere, with 
 the frank air which had deceived so many, assured her 
 that it was a real relief to them in town to be surprised ; 
 and, although they thought a good deal of their own 
 beauties, they had been surprised to-night — when little 
 Mr. Flittery confided to her that the beautiful Duchess of 
 Starville had retired angrily to bed — when H.R.H. danced 
 his third time with her — she could not help being flat- 
 tered, and her only woe was that Jack did not come and, 
 as it were, take part in her triumph. 
 
 She looked at Jack and herself as being so entirely one, 
 that it was hard to be obliged to enjoy anything without 
 him; and he, standing gloomily in the doorway, was curs- 
 ing the fate which had made him a second son and 
 lieutenant in a marching regiment, instead of a young 
 duke with twenty palaces and a conquering air amongst 
 women. Jack had always considered himself rather a 
 dandy in the garrison-towns he had defended ; but here, 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 35 
 
 amonf^ all these men who seemed so entirely at their ease, 
 his coat obstinately wrinkled at the collar, his boots turned 
 up at the toe and looked plebeian, and as to his gloves, 
 and his hands in them — where to keep them so as to 
 combine ease with elegance was more than he could 
 devise. 
 
 Mr. Keyser's monologue on the depravity of London 
 morals had also, absurd as it was, contributed to depress 
 him, and he was not sorry when the smiling face of his 
 mother appeared in view, and his misery, if he was to 
 have misery, promised to become active instead of 
 passive. 
 
 Whoever had witnessed the meeting of mother and son 
 would have gone to bed that night and blessed Heaven 
 for allowing so much maternal love still to remain in our 
 cold world ; yet there was no affection in Lady Brockles- 
 by's heart for her handsome second son. Her crafty, in- 
 triguing nature unconsciously rebelled against his frank 
 honesty, and she felt his fearless glance almost an insult ; 
 why she could not tell. There is no doubt that dishonesty 
 has more dislike for honesty than honesty for its reverse, 
 and with reason. 
 
 She had not been long in the ball-room before she 
 espied Alice, who was then dancing with the Royalty, 
 and, forgetting her Republican origin, was experiencing 
 and showing that pleasure which Royalty has always the 
 power of giving to those loyalists by nature, women. 
 
 " Dear me," said her ladyship, " who is that lovely 
 woman dancing with his Royal Highness ? " 
 
 " That," said a stander-by, who could not allow him- 
 self to appear ignorant, "that is the great American 
 beauty, the heiress we have all heard of — millions of dol- 
 lars and ever so many marble palaces ! " 
 
 "Ah, Jack," sighed she, turning to her son, whom she 
 insisted on keeping near her to introduce him to " people 
 he ought to know " — " there, if you'd done something of 
 that sort — millions of dollars ! " 
 
CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " I did something of that sort," said Jack, smiling, 
 " though without the millions of dollars, and not one 
 marble palace, because that lady happens to be Alice." 
 
 Lady Brocklesby turned — not white, that she could not 
 do when in her war-paint, but a shade paler in the few 
 spots where it was possible, and bit her lips angrily. 
 That the daughter-in-law she had intended to keep down 
 and patronise in a lofty manner, the poor Yankee girl 
 who had caught her fool of a son, and upset all her plans 
 for the aggrandisement of the family — for of Spencer she 
 had ceased to have any hope — should be so lovely, so 
 evidently admired, dancing with a Prince of the Blood 
 Royal ! 
 
 That she should even be here in this exclusive house 
 at all ! It was ver^ mortifying, and the poor woman for 
 a moment was in danger of showing her mortification ; 
 but the weakness passed off, and she was able to congra- 
 tulate Jack in cordial terms on the beauty of his bride. 
 Jane was honestly in ecstasies, and thought with rapture 
 how far preferable such a chaperon would be to her 
 mother. 
 
 Strange, perhaps, it may seem, but a girl reaps many 
 advantages from being often with a pretty married 
 woman. Although not the rose, the proximity brings her 
 some of its odour ; and instead of comparing the two to 
 the disadvantage of the girl, men are rather inclined to 
 attribute to her some of the pleasure they have received 
 in the company of the two Of course, we allude to re- 
 latives ; a girl who lives too much with married women 
 after a few years is looked upon and treated as such by 
 men, who would propose to her about as soon as they 
 would run away with a solicitor's wife. 
 
 Alice Chillingham was agreeably surprised at the 
 warmth of her mother-in-law's greeting, and she and 
 Jane were bosom friends in ten minutes. Not that Alice 
 ■was at all gushing, or over expansive to her own sex ; but 
 was not Jane Jack's sister ? 
 
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 87 
 
 t. 
 
 Already poor Jane began to feel the advantage of 
 having so pretty a sister-in-law ; for, while they remained 
 together, never had she been surrounded by so many 
 of what she would have called " the best men " in the 
 room. Even the Duke of Cheshire, who cordially disliked 
 his cousin, was civil to her in order to join the little 
 knot of which Alice was the centre, and continue one of 
 those half-serious, half-laughing flirtations with which 
 elderly gentlemen are obliged to solace themselves for 
 the want of more real joys ; a flirtation of chaffing com- 
 pliment and repartee, which Alice kept up with a sub- 
 lime, and to some of the hearers, almost impious, careless- 
 ness of the fact that she was addressing one of the great- • 
 est men in England, who had never been known before 
 to stay so late at a ball, or sav so many words to a woman 
 in public. 
 
 "You must be very fond of your uncle," Laid Lady 
 Brocklesby, as at last the Duke moved away. 
 
 " My uncle ? " said Alice. 
 
 " Yes; that's the Duke of Cheshire — my cousin." 
 
 " Oh dear ! I'd no idea — or I wouldn't " 
 
 " I never saw him so amused before," interrupted her 
 ladyship, smiling at Alice's confusion ; " and, after all, 
 there's no law against a man flirting with his niece." 
 
 "Now, Mrs. Chillingham, are you ready for supper? *' 
 said Badsworth. 
 
 " Did I promise you ? " 
 
 " Certainly." 
 
 " Oh no ; you promised to come to supper with me ! " 
 and Lord Windermere looked his most piteously innocent 
 look. 
 
 " I thought I was to have the honour," murmured a little 
 French attacM, who was accustomed to be thrown over. 
 
 " You're all wrong," said the merry voice of Johnny 
 Beere, the " funny-man " of society ; " Mrs. Chillingham's 
 just made a vow that, if I doii't] take her to supper, she'll 
 never sup again," 
 
38 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 
 " Well, ' said Alice, looking round with a bright smile, 
 " as I can't go to supper with all of j^ou, and as, if I choose 
 one, the others might hurt him, I shall go to supper with 
 this gentleman ; " and, putting her hand on Jack's arm 
 she gave a little saucy nod and moved away. 
 
 She did it so prettily that Jack was delighted, and no 
 flirting couple in the siipper-room enjoyed themselves so 
 much as these two. Think of it, ye gods of etiquette — 
 the husband with his own wife ! 
 
 " Who the deuce is that fellow ?" asked Lord Winder- 
 mere. 
 
 " That's the President of the United States," said Beere . 
 *' He has a vested right to sup with all American women.' 
 
 " Her husband," put in Badsworth. 
 
 " Oh, that's Chillingham, is it ?" said Lord Windermere, 
 thoughtfully. " Hasn't got a rap, eh ? What an infernal 
 bore it must be to have a pretty wife and no money ! " 
 and his lordship lounged across the room to find some fair 
 companion with whom to discuss champagne and plovers' 
 
 eggs- 
 
 " If Windermere tries his hand there," said Badsworth 
 
 to himself, " I'll " but he did not finish the sentence, 
 
 probably because he had decided on no course of action. 
 
 Everything, even a ball at Meldrum House, must have 
 an end, and Alice was not sorry when^ surrounded by of- 
 ficious youths, vying with each other as to who should 
 place her cloak over her white shoulders, she awaited, 
 (not without some anxiety on Jack's part, as to the pro- 
 bable condition of the coachman) the coming up of the 
 hired brougham. 
 
 " Remember you're coming to the Eccentrics," said 
 Badsworth to Jack, as Lord Windermere handed Alice 
 into the carriage. 
 
 " Oh yes. Jack," cried she, smiling rather sleepily out of 
 the window, determined that her wish to " talk over "' the 
 ball with her husband should |iot stand in the way of his 
 enjoyments, 
 
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 A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 39 
 
 " You must be eccentric if you sit up beyond this hour," 
 
 said Jack, hesitatingly. ,., ', i Thi« 
 
 - So we are. We do nothing hke other people, ihis 
 is our regular hour for meeting; f^^e a week^ Come 
 along ; Johnny Beere's going. Good-night Mrs. Chillmg- 
 ham We'll return your husband in time for morning 
 
 ^ToTd'Windermere's affabiUty to Jack as they walked 
 to Mount Street was beyond description ; and Jack who 
 had been inclined to resent his free-and-easy manner and 
 air of being already intimate with Ahce, quite changed 
 his mind before they reached the gloomy mansion where 
 the Eccentrics disported themselves, and vowed to himselt 
 that this fortunate youth was a "real good chap. 
 
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 40 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 Their speech 
 In loftiness of sound was rich, 
 A Babylonish dialect, 
 Which learned pedants much affect : 
 It was a party-coloured dress 
 Of patched and pye-balled languages. 
 
 Hudibras. 
 
 i i!' 
 
 Following Badsworth and Windermere up a gloomy 
 staircase, Jack found himself in a large barn-like room, 
 evidently once a studio, in which some fifteen men vere 
 lounging and partaking of refreshments of the liquid order 
 The air was thick with smoke, and this, combined with 
 an insufficiency of gas, produced a sinister effect, which 
 was enhanced and made almost awful by the low tones in 
 which the several groups were speaking. 
 
 Jack silently sat down upon a vacant chair, and folt as 
 if he were intruding on a Shaker prayer-meeting. 
 
 *' This is your first visit to the Eccentrics ? " asked a 
 man, with his face arranged after a Vandyke picture, who 
 sat next him. " Yes ? " " You will be astonished, sir, at 
 what you hear. The conversation here is wonderful ; its 
 brilliancy is unknown elsewhere. You will be able to 
 listen to tournaments here that the best saloTis of Paris 
 couldn't give you. We all say what we think, sir." 
 
 " Oh !" said Jack, feeling that he was called upon for 
 an observation, and wishing they would say their good 
 things a little louder. 
 
 " Yes; we are enlightened and we show it. Mrs, Grundy 
 isn't a member of the Eccentrics," and the Vandyke gentle- 
 man laughed, but still under his breath. " We don't talk 
 here, sir," he went on, " we converse ; we shirk no sub- 
 ject ; we are shocked by no opinion. Only the other day 
 we elected Walt Whitman a member." 
 
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 A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 41 
 
 Jack expressed his astonishment, although he had no 
 clear idea as to who this gentleman might be. 
 
 " Yes, there is no conventionality about us. The only 
 thing is," and here the speaker lowered his voice, " it may 
 perhaps strike you that there is a little — a little con- 
 straint among the members." 
 
 " They all seem afraid to speak up," said Jack. 
 
 " So they are," answered the other, with suppressed 
 triumph, " so they are. We don't tolerate stupidity here, 
 sir, and they're all afraid of saying something stupid." 
 
 " Rather spoils the fun, doesn't it ? " asked Jack, who 
 began to think that bed would be preferable to this 
 Elysium of modest if enlightened ones. 
 
 " Fun !" echoed he of the pointed beard — " fun ! We 
 don't come here for fun. We come to impart and to re- 
 ceive ideas. You see that group near the fireplace. 
 They're probably talking about the new theory of atoms, 
 or discussing Dean Wobbleboy's last discovery as to the 
 identity of Ritualism with the worship of frogs. They're 
 all clever men there and go deep, deep into matters. And 
 there, by the window, with long hair and spectacles — 
 you see that young man ? He's an iconoclast — doesn't 
 believe in anything." 
 
 " Does he believe in himself ? " asked Jack. 
 
 " No ; says he has no reason to believe himself to 
 be himself. Then there's the man he's talking to — a 
 poet — a poet of the future. Hasn't published anything 
 yet ; but when he does — whew ! " and the speaker gave 
 vent to a low whistle, expressive of the rapture of the 
 world when these poems did appear. *' Hush ! he's gettin,^ 
 up ! He's going to read his last bit. Listen ! " 
 
 A thrill went through the whole room, am^ all leant lo'^- 
 ward in eager attention as a pale and knock-kj»ejd youtii, 
 with red hair and freckles as unintelligible as the stars of 
 heaven, arose, and in a quivering treble thus proceeded: 
 
 " Some of the membere have been kind enough to ask 
 pae to read a little thing — a very little thing — I scribbled 
 
42 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 the other day. It is a humble endeavour to show — as all 
 my writings are humble endeavours to show — that the 
 highest form of aestheticism, the noblest kind * poetic 
 utterances, is perfectly consonant with practical, and what 
 is called everyday phraseology and business-like accuracy. 
 Just as a chimney-pot, to a true lover of art in its uncon- 
 ventional sense, is as heart-stirring as a sunset, so the bare 
 enumeration of facts, conveyed with an aesthetic purpose, 
 is as lovely ss all the rapturous vagueness which is gener- 
 ally called poetry. My little thing is called : 
 
 The Return of the Lover. 
 
 The weather got finer ; the fleecy clouds, et cetera, 
 
 Seemed to open out and curtsy to the sun. 
 
 And all the world, tumultuouslv heaving, as it were 
 
 A woman sailing, unaccustomed, on the sea. 
 
 Brought up its richest treasures of sight and yound. 
 
 Its maTiifold riches of verdure, colour and electricity, 
 
 To welcome back the gentleman who loved the lady. 
 
 Loved her exceedingly ; 
 
 And came, having made his fortune in the East London 
 
 Candle Company, Limited, 
 
 Came now with Two Thousand Five Hundred Pounds, 
 
 Eight Shillings and Tenpence per annum, 
 
 Secured, well secured, in the respecatable Consols, 
 
 And with his Joints, Sinews, Muscles, Veins, Arteries, 
 
 Cartilages, Bones, Fluids, Nerves, 
 
 Arms, Legs, Thighbones, Chest, Back, Breast, 
 
 Neck, Throat, Nose, Mouth, and Eyes, 
 
 Tongue, Liver, Heart, Lungs, and Stomach, 
 
 All in good order 
 
 (As might be seen by reference to his doctor, at 150, Brock 
 Street, Grosvenor Square), 
 
 To claim his blushing bride. . 
 
 So cometh love to him who hath the courage 
 Of speculation and an eye for a bargain ! 
 The ear of the market is difficult to gain, 
 But it is gainable ; and fools are plenty. 
 
 "Sublime! " cried the Vandyke gentleman, in a rapture. 
 "What a moral; what practical good sense; what accu- 
 racy in the statement of the lover's means, and of his state 
 of health, and of his love — ' loved her exceedingly,' you 
 see. Fifty pages of raving couldn't do more to make you 
 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 45 
 
 feel his love ; and what beauty in the opening lines — the 
 description of the clearing of the weather, and the very 
 elements conspiring to welcome the man who has con- 
 quered the world by means of a candle company. Oh, 
 beautiful — beautiful ! " 
 
 Jack looked at his neighbour but could detect no signs 
 of irony. He seemed in tremendous earnest, and his re- 
 marks having been audible throughout the room, the poet 
 of the future ran across and warmly shook him by the 
 hand. 
 
 " Mr. Chillingham," said Lord Windermere, " let me in- 
 troduce you to Mr. Curlingfield — a very important member 
 of our Club." 
 
 Jack bowed, and Mr. Curlingfield did the same, and ran 
 a hand covered with rings through a dishevelled mass of 
 stiff, upstanding hair. 
 
 " What do you think of the Eccentrics ? " he asked, in 
 a low tone which showed that this was not to be con- 
 sidered a brilliant remark. 
 
 " It seems very — nice," answered Jack, at a loss for an 
 adjective. 
 
 " Ah, you should be here some nights ! You should 
 have been here the other day when Professor Dabble gave 
 U8 his theory of human tails. He distinctly proved that 
 in Ireland, in the twelfth century, the natives considered 
 it a mark of good birth to have your tail curling to the 
 right ; and the Irish patriot, O'Flaherty, who was a guest 
 that night, was so angry about it, that they very nearly 
 came to blows." 
 
 " I suppose he didn't like to think his ancestors wore 
 tails," said Jack, smiling, and nearly laughing outright as 
 he met Badsworth's eye. 
 
 " Oh no ; but he declared he could prove that the race 
 of kings from which he is descended always curled on the 
 left side, and he means to move for papers on the subject 
 when the Irish Parliament meets again. Then there waq 
 the Wedneodav before l^t -:---" 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
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 i 
 
 " That was when you read that capital paper of yours, 
 wasn't it ? " asked Windermere ; and Jack thought he 
 discerned a semi-closing of one of his lordship's eyes. 
 
 " Yes, yes ! " and Mr. Curlingfield looked modest, and 
 again raked his hair, " it was rather an interesting sub- 
 ject. I tried to prove, and I think I may venture to say 
 I did prove, that Juliet was not entirely brought up by 
 the nurse ; but that, as the position of the Capulets would 
 .-surely warrant, she had a governess, or perhaps a nursery 
 /governess, which Shakespeare doesn't mention, for reasons 
 which I am now giving in an article I am preparing for 
 'lite Nineteenth Century. It will rathei- upset the com- 
 mentators, I expect, Mr. Chillingham ? " . 
 
 " It will, indeed," said Jack, gravely. 
 
 " It is absurd to think a nurse could have taught 
 Juliet to speak such good blank verse, is it not. Lord Win- 
 dermere ?" 
 
 " Perfectly absurd," replied his lordship. 
 
 At this moment a burst of laughter, which was alarm- 
 ing after the decorum which had hitherto reigned, made 
 them all turn, and hail the entrance of Mr. Beere as a dis- 
 tinct relief. 
 
 " As glum as usual," he said, opening a bottle of soda- 
 water. " Has the spirit moved no one to make a joke 
 yet ? Oh, I see what it is ! the poet of the future has been 
 at you. No wonder you look depressed, like a set of high- 
 art chairs stuck against a wall covered with sunflowers. 
 Sing a song somebody." 
 
 " No, no," said Badsworth ; " here's a fellow come on 
 purpose to hear a sermon." 
 
 " You're a nice chap to ask one fresh — I might say 
 reeking — from the haunts of fashionable vice to enter 
 upon such a solemn thing as a sermon. Never mind. One 
 can always strive to do good." 
 
 And, assuming a comical grave air, he commenced in 
 an unnatural voice, with quavers and desperate shakings 
 ^t the most telling sentences, as follows : 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 45 
 
 " Old Mother Hubbard, she went to the cupboard, 
 To get her poor dog a bone ; 
 But when she got there the cupboard was bare, 
 And so the poor dog had none. 
 
 " These beautiful words, dear friends, carry with them a 
 solemn lesson. I propose this evening to analyze their 
 meaning, and to attempt to apply it, lofty as it may be, to 
 our everyday life. 
 
 ** Old Mother Hubbard, she went to the cupboard, 
 To get her poor dog a bone. 
 
 " Mother Hubbard, you see, was old. There being no 
 mention of others, we may presume she was alone ; a 
 widow — a friendless, old, solitary widow. Yet did she 
 despair ? Did she sit down and weep, or read a novel, or 
 wring her hands ? No ! sh ", luent to the cupboard. And 
 here observe that she tuent oO the cupboard. She did not 
 hop, or skip, or run, or jump, or use any other peripatetic 
 artifice ; she solely and merely went to the cupboard. 
 
 " We have seen that she was old and lonely, and we" 
 now further see that she was poor. For mark, the words are> 
 ' the cupboard.' Not ' one of the cupboards,' or the 'right- 
 hand cupboard,' or the ' left-hand cupboard.' or the one 
 above, or the one below, or the one under the floor, but 
 just the cupboard. The one humble little cupboard the 
 poor widow possessed. And why did she go to the cup- 
 board ? Was it to bring forth golden goblets, or glitter- 
 ing precious stones, or costly apparel, or feasts, or any 
 other attributes of wealth ? It was to get her poor dog a 
 hone I Not only was the widow poor, but her dog, the 
 sole prop of her age, was poor too. We can imagine the 
 scene. The poor dog crouching in the comer, looking 
 wistfully at the solitary cupboard, and the widow going 
 to that cupboard in hope, in expectation maybe — to 
 open it, although we are not distinctly told that it was not 
 half open or ajar, to open it for that poor dog. . . ,_ 
 
 *' But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, , ; • - 
 And BO the poor dog had none." 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 I 
 
 " ' When she got there ! ' You see, dear brethren, what 
 perseverance is. You see i ' ' ea^uty of persistence in do- 
 ing right. Site got there. tre were no turnings and 
 twistings, no slippings ^jlidings, no leaning to the 
 right or faltering to tl i.t. With glorious simplicity 
 we are told, she got thevt,. 
 
 " And how was her noble effort rewarded ? 
 
 " * The cupboard was bare ! ' It was bare ! There were 
 to be found neither apples nor oranges, nor cheesecakes 
 nor penny buns, nor gingerbread, nor crackers, nor nuts, 
 nor lucifer-matches. The cupboard was bare. There was 
 but one, only one solitary cupboard in the whole of that 
 cottage, and that one, the sole hope of the widow, the glo- 
 rious loadstar of the poor dog, was bare ! Had there been 
 a leg of mutton, a loin of lamb, a fillet of veal, even an 
 ice from Gunter's, the case would have been different, the 
 incident would have been otherwise. But it was bare, 
 my brethren, bare as a bald head, bare as an infant bom 
 without a caul. 
 
 " Many of you will probably say, with all the pride of 
 worldly sophistry, * The widow, no doubt, went out and 
 bought a dog-biscuit/ Ah, no ! Far removed from these 
 earthly ideas, these mundane desires, poor Mother Hub- 
 bard, the widow whom many thoughtless worldings would 
 despise, in that she only owned one cupboard, perceived — 
 or I might even say saw — at once the relentless logic of 
 the situation ; and yielded to it with all the heroism of 
 that nature which had enabled her without deviation to 
 reach the barren cupboard. She did not attempt, like the 
 stiff-necked scoffers of this generation, to war against the 
 inevitable; she did not try, like the so-called men of 
 science, to explain what she did not understand. She did 
 nothing. 'The poor dog had none!' And then at this 
 point our information ceases. But do we not know suffi- 
 cient ? Are we not cognisant of enough ?, ., -r* -, ' 
 
 " Who would dare to pierce the veil that shrouds the 
 ulterior fate of old Mother Hubbard — her poor dog — the 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 47 
 
 n, what 
 in do- 
 gs and 
 to the 
 plicity 
 
 cupboard — or the bone that was not there? Must we 
 imagine her still standing at the open cupboard door, de- 
 pict to ourselves the dog still drooping his disappointed 
 tail upon the floor, the sought-for bone still remaining 
 somewhere else ? Ah , no, my dear brethren, we are not 
 so permitted to attempt to read the future. Suffice it for 
 us to glean from this beautiful story its many lessons ; 
 suffice it for us to apply them ; to study them as far as 
 in us lies, and bearing in mind the natural frailty of our 
 nature, to avoid being widows ; to shun the patronymic 
 of Hubbard, to have, if our means aflford it, more than one 
 cupboard in the house, and to keep stores in them all. 
 And, oh! dear friends, keeping in recollection what we 
 have learned this day, let us avoid keeping dogs that are 
 fond of bones. But, brethren, if we do, if fate has or- 
 dained that we should do anything of these things, let us 
 then go, as Mother Hubbard did, straight, without curvet- 
 ing or prancing, to our cupboard, empty though it be ; let 
 us, like her, accept the inevitable with calm steadfastness ; 
 and should we, like her, ever be left with a hungry dog 
 and an empty cupboard, may future chroniclers be able to 
 write also of us in the beautiful words of the text — 
 
 " And so the poor dog had none." 
 
 " Well," said Jack to Badsworth, as they walked home 
 in the glorious morning, and with some sense of shame 
 met healthy workmen, whose new day of toil had begun 
 before theirs of pleasure had ended, " well, that Eccen- 
 trics' Club of yours is the queerest place I ever was in." 
 
 " Yes, it's sometimes amusing. Johnny Beere's sermon 
 wasn't bad, he did the whining tone splendidly — and 
 some of the crotchets aired are very funny. Winder- 
 mere and I belong simply to laugh at it all; and I 
 can assure you that when the Iconoclast begins to 
 break images the fun is fast and furious. The worst of 
 the place is that they are so proud of their conversational 
 powers that no one dares speak above a whisper. They 
 
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 48 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 only have the courage to read their effusions. By-the-bye, 
 your father is a member, and always comes on our ladies' 
 nights, only you mustn't tell her ladyship. Good-night, 
 old chap ! Don't forget you and your wife dine with me 
 at Maidenhead to-morrow — or, rather, to-day." 
 
 "Did you enjoy yourself ?" said Alice, when Jack came 
 in. 
 
 " Not a bit. I was longing to be here. You enjoyed 
 your ball though?" 
 
 " Yes; everyone was so kind. Oh, Jack," as she sat up 
 in her eagerness, " I am so glad I'm pretty. You know 
 you are prejudiced ; but I do think I am, after to-night, 
 and " 
 
 " And why should my vain little wife be glad she has 
 cause for vanity ? " said he, putting her hair back from 
 her blushing face. 
 
 " Because you're more likely to go on caring for me 
 -Jack." 
 
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 1 . r\ ;, "<■ <:■■:' 
 
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 49 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 He troubled was— alas, that it mought be — ; i- 
 
 With tedious brawlings of his parents dear. 
 
 Sidney's ^rmdia. 
 
 Such is the luck that some men gets, while they begin to mel. 
 
 I Gammer Ourton's Needle. 
 
 Besides that natural antagonism which a deceitful char- 
 acter feels for a frank one, Lady Brocklesby had a specific 
 reason for disliking her second son. Looking upon her 
 chances of life as far better than her husband's — and 
 indeed she was by several years the junior — she had some 
 time before Jack came of age decided that on his attain- 
 ing that period when the law allows a man to consider 
 himself a man, she would have the entail of a property in 
 Berkshire cut off, and an augmentatien of her jointure, 
 in the shape of a resettlement, efiected. To do this re- 
 quired the consent of her husband and both her sons. 
 Lord Brocklesby, saying that it was a matter that affect- 
 ed the latter far more than himself, was inclined to do as 
 they might wish ; merely observing that the charges on 
 the property were already far too great, and that the 
 future lord would, even as they now stood, be a poor 
 man. 
 
 Spencer, although not at all relishing the diminishment 
 of his income, had joined so heartily in the agitation for 
 the abolition of primogeniture and the law of entail, that 
 he could scarcely refuse ; more especially when his mother 
 pointed out how Jack's prospects could be bettered by 
 the arrangement. To every one's astonishment, Jack 
 declined to be a party to the transaction. Her ladyship 
 was furious. 
 
 "You calculate on your brother's dying unmarried, and 
 4 
 
50 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 you are careful not to lose a penny for yourself," she said 
 with a sneer. 
 
 " My dear mother, Spencer is only a year older than I 
 am, and I look forward to his marrying before long. Of 
 course I wish your jointure was far larger than it is ; but 
 it is as big as the property can stand, and I don't think 
 it would be fair on Spencer, or on whoever had the title, 
 to make the charges bigger. Why, my father says that 
 even now " 
 
 " Your father is very much hurt by your extraordinary 
 conduct." 
 
 " No, my dear mother ; I think you are mistaken. 
 He quite agrees with me about it ; only he was willing 
 to leave it to Spencer and me to decide." 
 
 " Well, I must say Spencer has shown you an example 
 of unselfishness ; but it has always been the same. I've 
 taken your part and been worried to death by all your 
 follies and extravagances, and now you turn on me and 
 refuse to do what really should be possible without your 
 help. It's the most atrocious piece of ingratitude and 
 cupidity I ever heai'd of;" and her ladyship's thin lips 
 were pressed together till her mouth looked like a skill- 
 fully sewn-up wound. 
 
 All this was rather hard on Jack, but, secretly encour- 
 aged by his father, who had not had such an opportunity 
 of annoying her ladyship, without danger to himself, for 
 a long time, he stood manfully to hia guns, and when he 
 sailed with his regiment to Canada the mother's blessing 
 he carried with him was of a dubious nature. But 
 although Lady Brock lesby was quite ready to do him any 
 harm that she conveniently could, she was equally ready 
 to be proud of, and make much of him, if he achieved 
 distinction, no matter of what kind. She had a respect 
 for prosperity so intense as almost to overcome her malig- 
 nancy ; but woe betide those who incurred her dislike 
 and could not rise beyond her power. Vce victis ! If 
 Jack were to rob a church, and live prosperously and 
 
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 51 
 
 unsuspected on the spoil, his mother would have over- 
 whelmed him with attention and flattery, which would 
 have been very nearly real; but of Jack, living on his 
 pay in a marching regiment, and doing his duty to his 
 neighbour in orthodox fashion, she had a most supreme 
 contempt. 
 
 His extraordinary marriage had au tlrst, to a certain 
 extent, pleased her. In the first place, it was pretty sure 
 to be a punishment to him ; in the second, it was out of 
 the common, and something to talk about. There must 
 have been some gipsy taint in the old FitzCrewe blood, 
 for nearly every generation had produced a rebel to 
 social law ; and even Lady Brocklesby, to whom worldly* 
 applause and success was as the breath of her nostrils, 
 liked, in the little bit of her heart which had any truth 
 left, a dash of Bohemianism and defiance of custom. She 
 put her wealth and position first, of course, however dull 
 or monotonous they might be ; but she respected a pen- 
 niless gambler or a card-sharper who succeeded, far more 
 than the respectable taxpayer who kept within bounds 
 on five or six hundred a year. 
 
 Alice Chillingham she had at once seen was worth mak- 
 ing a friend of ; she might be a weapon against her son ; 
 and in any case the initiation of such a pretty, fresh 
 woman into the mysteries of London life would be amus- 
 ing ; while watching the development of her faculties — 
 and Lady Brocklesby now looked upon her much as we 
 look upon a puppy before its eyes are open — would be a 
 highly interesting psychological study. Beside this, the 
 constant chaperonage of Jane was apt to become a little 
 monotonous ; and the visitors to Eaton Square were not 
 so numerous as to make the addition of a few attracted 
 by Alice's naive wit and bright eyes anything but an 
 advantage. 
 
 Jack and Alice, ho>vever, preferred the liberty of their 
 
 lodgings in C Street to the two upper rooms offered 
 
 them in Eaton Square ; but a compromise was effected 
 
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 52 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 by virtue of which Alice spent most of her time in the 
 Eaton Square drawing-room, and assisted daily at the 
 heavy luncheon. 
 
 One morning — they had then been in town about two 
 months, and as yet nothing had been done to find Jack a 
 profession or that mysterious " appointment " of which 
 those who do not want it -alk as if it grew on every 
 hedge — one morning he received a note written in the 
 neatest of little Anglo-Greek hands, and bearing the 
 monogram of the Duke of Cheshire : 
 
 ^ My Dear Jack, 
 
 " Tarporley House, Maida Hill. 
 
 " Come to lunch with me to-day at two sharp. Drive 
 straight up Edgeware Road, and about two miles up. 
 Anyone will direct you to this house. 
 
 " Your aflfectionate Uncle, 
 
 " C." 
 
 " Oh, the dear old Duke ! " said Alice. " He's going to 
 
 give you something. Let me see. What ought it to be ? 
 ord Chancellor or Lord Chamberlain, or Lord of the 
 Admiralty, or Deputy-lieutenant, or " 
 
 " Stop — stop ! you're coming down in the scale too 
 quick. No ! I expect he isn't going to give me anything 
 except lunch. And he's so much in love with you, dear, 
 that he ought to stand the betrayed husband as much as 
 that." 
 
 " I say. Jack," said Alice, after a pause, during which 
 she had flattened her little nose against the window-pane, 
 and dropped — as she did about fifty times a day — her 
 work, handkerchief, and last-received letters upon the 
 floor, " I say, Jack ! " 
 
 '* Well ?^* said he, looking ap, rather red in the face, 
 after collecting her property from under the table. 
 
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 53 
 
 " Do you know that I am not sure that I quite care 
 about him ? " 
 
 " Care about whom, mobo vague of womankind ? " 
 
 " You mustn't be angry." 
 
 " I shall probably do someone an injury. No matter, 
 out with it." 
 
 " Well, I declare I think Lord Badsworth is quite de- 
 testable sometimes. I thought he liked me at first ; but 
 now he's always looking grave ; and the other night — at 
 that stupid ball, when we knew so few people — he told 
 me that I was making myself conspicuous. Fancy his 
 daring to say I was conspicuous ! " 
 
 " But what did he mean ? " asked Jack, in a more 
 serious tone. 
 
 " Oh, it was something about my dancing so much with 
 Lord Windermere ; but as I scarcely knew anyone else, 
 and as he himself wouldn't dance, and you wouldn't, and 
 as I couldn't sit still, what was I to do ? " And she 
 turned up her big eyes in half -saucy inquiry. 
 
 " I'll tell you what it is, Mrs. Chillingham," said Jack, 
 brushing his hat with his handkerchief, " you're a flirt, 
 and I ought to insist on separate maintenance. It's my 
 belief that while I am at my Club, studying the statistics 
 of the cotton trade, or dipping into ' Locke on the Human 
 Understanding,' as is my custom, like the other members 
 of the Club, of an afternoon, you are holding orgies over 
 your tea. By-the-bye, to be serious for a moment, have 
 you or have you not accepted Windermere's play and 
 supper on Tuesday ? " 
 
 '•' No, I'd forgotten ; but I'll write now. What shall I 
 say?" 
 
 " Oh, say * Yes.' He's an uncommon good fellow, Win- 
 dermere, and it's very thoughtful of him, because, of 
 course, he knows that until I get this appointment," and 
 Jack unconsciously assUii**3d an important and official air, 
 " we can't afford many pla;y If I see Badsworth, I shall 
 

 54 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 bring him home to join us in eating our chop to-night, 
 unless you dine at Eaton Square." 
 
 " No, I lunch there. But why should we have Lord 
 B. ? " 
 
 " Pooh, dear ! " said he, putting on his hat, and touch- 
 ing her forehead with his lips ; " you mustn't quarrel with 
 dear old Baddy. I shall insist on your kissing and mak- 
 ing up." 
 
 Then, as happy and careless as the swallows that v -e 
 darting amid the shadows of the old park trees, he started 
 to walk across by the Marble Arch to Tarporley House. 
 The Duke received him very graciou,sly, although his ad- 
 vent caused the interruption of one of the most exciting 
 scenes in the most exciting French novel of the season. 
 His grace, however, although glancing from time to time 
 at the paper book lying neglected on the table, bore his 
 privation very well. 
 
 The luncheon was excellent. Only the Duke's secretary 
 joined them, and beyond correcting every statement that 
 his employer made, and staring at Jack in stern wonder 
 whenever he ventured to open his mouth, contributed 
 little to the conversation. 
 
 " The weather is going to change," said the Duke ; "the 
 glass is falling." 
 
 " I beg your grace's pardon, the glass is rising," said the 
 secretaiy. 
 
 " The glass at the M Club was falling last night," 
 
 said Jack. 
 
 The secretary looked as if he could crush the last 
 speaker if he liked, but happening to espy a ti*utHe on his 
 plate, he resumed eating, and Jack escaped. 
 
 " That speech of L 's last night in the Lower House 
 
 must have been very fine," remarked the Duke, as the 
 anal glass of sherry was being poured out. 
 
 " Dear me, no," said the secretary. " I saw J this 
 
 morning, and he assured me it was poor — quite poor, and 
 that the cheers in the newspapers are imaginary." 
 
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 55 
 
 light, 
 Lord 
 
 " Yes," said the Duke, with a smile, the reporters are 
 very capricious in that respect. I remember " 
 
 " I don't think," put in the secretary, " that, as a rule, 
 they are incorrect. I have a large acquaintance with that 
 branch of journalism, and 1 think I can safely say they 
 are very seldom incorrect." 
 
 " What do you think of my secretary? " asked the Duke, 
 when he and Jack were alone in the smoking-room, and 
 the latter was thinking that he had never known what 
 good tobacco was till he had lit the enormous Claro now 
 in his mouth. 
 
 " I think he seems rather " 
 
 " Inclined to contradict ? Eh ? Yes. I don't think 
 I've made a remark for the two years he's been with me 
 that he hasn't contradicted. He quite comes up to the 
 character I got of him, and is invaluable to me." 
 
 Jack looked astonished and the Duke smiled. 
 
 " You see, my dear boy, when a man has the luck — 
 good or bad, I scarcely know which — to be what I am, 
 he seldom or never obtains anything from others but grin- 
 ning acquiescence. If I were to try, I should find a 
 Polonius at every turn who would vow the clouds were 
 weasels or whales or what I pleased ; and of course this 
 is pleasant, but, like too much of anything, it is unwhole- 
 some. So, meeting that fellow at dinner one night, and 
 leaving the house in a fury with him for what I thought 
 his impertinence, I next morning thought he might be a 
 capital ai-tidote or blue pill to take after a surfeit of flat- 
 tery. He thinks me an ass, and I believe has the greatest 
 contempt for me, but he has a good head for business, and 
 it's wonderful how much less peevish and dictatorial I 
 have become since he's been with me. But " — and here 
 the Duke glanced at his French novel — " I mustn't keep 
 you all day talking about my affairs. The matter in hand 
 concerns you. I suppose you're hard up ? " 
 
 "Yes, lam, but " 
 
 ** Of course, of course — we won't go into it. I've no 
 
— -TTPj^-rw"! i.'.yvjpw,i|fljil|iif,p^ \ JJiiMPllii 
 
 56 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 t , ' 
 
 head for figures, ani never could form an idea as to what 
 people can live upon, I spend every farthing I have — 
 that is all I know of my own affairs — so you mustn't 
 expect pecuniary help from me." * 
 
 " I assure you, Duke, I never " began Jack, 
 
 colouring. 
 
 " Of course you didn't ; besides, I don't want to make 
 an enemy of you — such a pretty wife as you have too ! — 
 and money transactions between gentlemen always bring 
 ill blood. No, no ! But I ought to be able to help you 
 in other ways. I suppose you haven't got any politics ? " 
 
 " No — not exactly — at least, that is, I haven't any clear 
 ones." 
 
 " Of course not — why should you ? I doubt if I have 
 any myself. I dislike the Government because they have 
 never given me anything, but I probably should dislike 
 them more if they had, as political work would kill me. 
 The Opposition appear to me to be the worse of the two, 
 although I have no reason particularly to dislike them. 
 Perhaps, on the whole, you'd better be a Radical." 
 
 " A Radical ! " 
 
 " Yes, it would bring you more prominently forward, 
 and it wouldn't prevent your turning into anything you 
 liked afterwards. All clever young men begin as Radicals. 
 Why not begin by writing a pamphlet calling for Yearly 
 Parliaments, Abolition of the House of Lords and of the 
 Church, and Primogeniture, and Fixity of Tenure for 
 English Tenants, and all that sort of thing ? " 
 
 " But really, Duke," gasped Jack, " I couldn't " 
 
 " Oh, you needn't be afraid of getting any of them. A 
 young politician must begin with some folly, and, as Horace 
 Walpole said, ' one nonsense is as good as another.' I 
 shouldn't be surprised if there is a vacancy at Shod- 
 borongh before long ; and it would be amusing to throw 
 the Government over and bring in a red-hot Radical. 
 Think over what I have said, my dear boy. I fancy I 
 can answer for your getting into Parliament somehow. 
 
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 67 
 
 what 
 ave — 
 ustn't 
 
 \ 
 
 Jack, 
 
 for 
 
 Of course I'll pay all expenses ; and when there you'll 
 have to shift for yourself. If you play your cards well, 
 and turn round to the winning side at the right moment, 
 you ought to get something before long. My secretary 
 shall let you know directly old Tollebens has determined 
 to retire from Shodboiough. The Government are think- 
 ing of giving him a baronetcy to go, as he doesn't always 
 vote straight, and believe I shall bring in one of their 
 nominees." And the Duke, after shaking hands with 
 Jack with a gaiety produced by the thought of his pro- 
 jected trick on the Government, turned impetuously to 
 his novel, and was soon revelling in its suggestive in- 
 decencies. Jack did not quite see how a seat in the 
 House, plvyS any amount of Radicalism, could add much 
 butter to his bread ; but the Duke's wine was so good, 
 and his manner so genial, that his political immorality 
 escaped any severe comment from the young man. 
 
 When he reached Eaton Square he was astonished to 
 hear high words in the drawing-room, and, on entering, 
 to find Alice, with her eyes flaming, standing in the 
 middle of the room, angrily addressing his brother Spencer, 
 whose eyeglass was less confident than usual, while Jane 
 shivered in a corner, and Lady Brocklesby, with a smile, 
 went on with her eternal letter- writing. 
 
 " You shall not say such dreadful things to me ! " cried 
 Alice, with a stJimp of her foot. 
 
 " My dear Alice," replied Spencer, fixing his glass more 
 firmly, and shifting nervously from one little leg to the 
 other, " I was only telling you the very elementary truths 
 which it is right all should know. There is but one 
 object in marriage — look in your Prayer Book and see — 
 and if that object is deleterious, as it is in many cases, 
 then there should be no marriage. I really cannot under- 
 stand how a sort of false shyness should be allowed 
 to blind people any longer to the practical view of 
 the contract two people make to live together for the 
 sole " ' • 
 
58 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
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 1 mi ,i 
 
 Mi 
 
 " Stop, Spencer ! '' said Jack, looking rather serious. 
 " Don't let us have any more of this." 
 
 " Oh, he's been too dreadful," said Alice, casting a furi- 
 ous look at the eyeglass. 
 
 " My dear Jack," put in Spencer, " I was only telling 
 your wdfe what Malthus, and Bradlaugh, and all writers 
 of any " 
 
 " Confound Malthus and all your infernal nonsense ! " 
 cried Jack, angrily, putting his arm round Alice's waist. 
 " What can be the good of your talking to her in this 
 way ? and with your sister in the room, too ! " 
 
 " Oh, I stopped my ears ! " cried Jane, from the corner; 
 *' I always do when Spencer begins his horrid speeches !" 
 
 " But do you really believe " began Spencer. 
 
 " I only believe," answered Jack, " that if you ever dare 
 to talk any of your nasty philosophy before my wife 
 again, she shall not come to this house. I wonder you 
 can allow it, mother." 
 
 " My dear," said Lady Brocklesby, from the writing- 
 table, " / have no authority here. I don't see how you 
 can expect me to lay myself open to " 
 
 At this moment Lord Brocklesby entered, beaming with 
 pleasure. 
 
 " I've got it. Jack — I've got it ! " he cried, waving a 
 letter in his hand. 
 
 " Got what ? " said her ladyship, crossly. 
 
 " Why, Jack's future is safe ! He's appointed, at my 
 earnest request — by Jove, Jack, it is a chance — Secretary 
 to the Association for the Regeneration of Society ! " 
 
 " What Association ? " cried Spencer, starting up. 
 
 /' It's all arranged," continued his lordship, in intense 
 excitement ; " you'll have— oh, I forget what the salaiy is 
 at first — nothing much, but tx) increase — to increase as 
 the Association succeeds; and I think I may say" — and he 
 wentso far as to look at his wife for applause — " that I 
 have managed, the thing pretty well." 
 
 " Just ring the bell, please," said Lady Brocklesby, in 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 59 
 
 l,n indifferent tone. ** The noise you all make gives me 
 Ihe headache. Tell them to post these letters when they 
 lome. Remember, Jane, the carnage will be round at 
 ive. Good-bye, Alice dear ; we expect you to lunch to- 
 [iiorrow," and her ladyship sailed out. 
 
 " Do you mean to say," asked Spencer, pale and solemn, 
 I" that your society has come to anything ? " 
 
 " Dear me, yes," answered Lord Brocklesby, smiling. 
 I" We have a splendid mission before us." 
 
 " And you expect to attain the perfection of the human 
 Irace ? " 
 
 " In time — in time, my boy," and his lordship rubbed 
 I his hands. 
 
 " Bah ! " suddenly exclaimed the hope of the family, 
 startling himself by his energy, and dropping his glass. 
 " You're a set of dreamers. Now, there is reality in my 
 plan : the social changes I have sketched out would have 
 
 but no matter. Jack, I wish you joy of your post ! " 
 
 and the Honourable Spencer left the room in great agita- 
 tion. 
 
 " Jack," said Alice, as they walked home, " what does 
 it all mean ?" 
 
 ' It means," answered he, in his emotion, stopping so 
 suddenly as to cause imminent risk of collision with a 
 country clergyman who was close behind, "that your un- 
 fortunate husband comes of a family of lunatics." 
 
 Alice gave a pretended start of horror, and they walked 
 on ; and the clergyman went back next day to his congre- 
 gation and pointed a terrific moral in his next sermon, by 
 the adornment of a tale of his in his travels having been 
 present when a husband avowed to his wife the hereditary 
 taint of madness that ran in his blood. 
 
 " Happy, thoughtless, gaudy creatures," preached , he, 
 " going gayly down the Piccadill}'^ of existence ! how can 
 you tell that the word ' madness ' may not sound in your 
 ear at any moment, and the gilded drawing-room be ex- 
 
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 60 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATUPE. 
 
 changed for the howling darkness of an eternal lunatic 
 asylum ? " 
 
 Neither Farmer Chawbacon, nor Farmer Giles, nor even 
 the Squire's agent could tell ; so the sermon was very im- 
 pressive. 
 
 When they reached C Street, Jack found in his 
 
 pocket a paper which he remembered his father had thrust 
 into his hand as they parted ; and after dinner, when he 
 and Alice were sitting in the little black-hole which the 
 landlady called " the library " (although it boasted but a 
 drunken-looking deal book-shelf hung crooked upon the 
 wall, with three old " Books of Beauty," a volume of 
 " Household Words," and a cheap copy of '* Proverbial 
 Philosophy " therein), he lit his pipe and opened this 
 document. It was in Lord Brocklesby's handwriting, and 
 ran thus : 
 
 " Plan for the EncouragiJment of Free Trade in 
 
 Vice. 
 
 " To be attained by the Enrolment of a Society Limited (to good Society). 
 
 ** Similia similibus curm 'wr. 
 
 " The object of this Society would be to apply a homoeo- 
 pathic method to the great evils which now exist in society, 
 and which all enemies of Communism must deplore as 
 giving a handle to those who stigmatise the upper classes 
 as corrupt. Vice of the sort we mean is a delicate plant 
 which thrives only as long as it is in hot water. Take 
 away the reprobation which it now, to a certain extent, 
 carries with it, you will eradicate its many evils, and by 
 * supporting end them.' It has truly been said by many 
 of the opponents of any scheme to restrict the sale of in- 
 toxicating drinks that the trade would find its own level 
 if left to itself, and that the abolition of licenses would 
 cause drunkenness to cease. 
 
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 61 
 
 lunatic 
 
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 I wrong, 
 
 " In the same spirit we propose, by granting any amount 
 of license, to make vice eventually odious in the eyes even 
 of the most hardened sinners. 
 
 " M. Dumas, in Paris, has attempted to inculcate virtue 
 by holding up the mirror to its opposite. The reason of 
 his want of success is that he allows a little of the halo of 
 social disapproval still to linger round immorality. 
 
 " What is the pleasure of doing wrong ? Its being 
 If nothing is wrong the pleasure will cease. The 
 human is naturally good ; therefore all incentives to 
 wickedness being removed, human beings will be good. 
 Q. E. D. Herrick says — 
 
 " He that may sin, sins least ; leave to transgress 
 Enfeebles much the seeds of wickedness ; 
 
 I and Herrick lived in the reign of Charles the Second. 
 
 " The primary objects, therefore, of our Society would 
 be to abolish the boundary mark now set up between vice 
 and virtue ; to make it a sine qua non for reception into 
 the houses of the associates and their friends, that no 
 scruples on any moral point should be retained ; and to 
 insist on * the world's ' recanting, for the present, its no- 
 tions concerning marriage and all the relations of the 
 sexes to each other." 
 
 " By Jove ! " said Jack, whose pipe had gone out. 
 
 " Well," yawned Alice, searching vainly for her high-art 
 needle- work, upon which she was sitting, " what a time it 
 is since you spoke ! Say . ^mething." 
 
 " I'll tell you what " — and he rose and lit their bedroom- 
 candles thoughtfully, while his wife opened her big eyes at 
 his solemn tone — " I'll tell you what Look here, 
 
 Alice, promise me that you will never be a philosopher!" 
 
 " Never, Jack ! " said Alice, rising to take her candle, 
 and joyfully finding her work ; " I'd die first !" 
 
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 62 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 Womankind more joy discovers 
 Making fools than keeping lovers. 
 
 ROCHESTEB. 
 
 1 
 
 Why, if thou never was't at Court, thou never saw'st good manners ; if 
 thou never saw'st good manners, then thy manners must be wicked ; and 
 wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art in a pai-lous state, shep- 
 herd. 
 
 As You Like It. 
 
 Alice had just begun to discover that it is very difficult 
 in London for a liusband to be perfectly his wife's com- 
 panion and confidant, when she met Mrs. Belfort. Mrs. 
 Belfort was so undeniably pretty and popular, that she 
 could afford to be without jealc>usy of other women's looks, 
 and, whether on the principle of the fox that lost his 
 brush or not it is hard to say, she certainly was always 
 ready to help any young married woman of her acquaint- 
 ance, to join the ranks of " fastness," of which she was the 
 queen. The gilded youths, who were almost as much at 
 home in her prettily-furnished drawing-room as in their 
 club, sometimes heard of Mr. Belfort ; but he was never 
 seen, and was generally looked upon by them as a Mrs. 
 Harris, to be brought out as an excuse when some dis- 
 tasteful project was mooted or a lover's jealousy had to be 
 assuaged. But Mr. Belfort was, however, a reality of flesh 
 and blood ; an unfortunate who, not content with spending 
 his honestty and laboriously-acquired wealth on pictures 
 and china, and thus benefiting Art, must needs purchase 
 a pretty girl, young enough to be his daughter, from a 
 country rectory , and cast her, with diamonds and stepping 
 horses, upon the world of London, and with no surer guide 
 for her giddy vanity tlmn his poor, plodding, double-entry 
 self; thereby benefiting neither Nature nor Art. He 
 
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 struggled at first to make a partnership of the business, 
 but he was too old to learn the ways of society, and at 
 last, like a philosopher, he resigned himself to being only 
 the husband of a flirt, and nothing more. Minna Belfort 
 was no Aspasia, no Phryne, no Lady Audley, no heroine 
 whose heart is granite till the last chapter, when it be- 
 comes soft as butter for some totally inadequate reason. 
 She had been intended to be a very good woman, and 
 would have carried out the intention had not one necessary 
 ingredient in her composition been unfortunately over- 
 looked. This was what people call " a moral sense." 
 After some terrible escapade she would look innocently 
 surpnsed at any blame she incurred, much as a puppy 
 does after knocking down an old Sevres vase with his 
 tail. She was pretty — how could she help that ? She 
 was admired — could she prevent it ? She liked admira- 
 tion — why not ? it was her nature. Whatever her deeds 
 might be, she always avowed her intentions to be of the 
 very best, and might have quoted Butler, had she ever 
 read him, to the effect that " to do is less than to be wil- 
 ling." Nature had ordained that she should dance on the 
 brink of a precipice. If she sometimes fell over — well, it 
 was Nature's fault entirely ; and as to lookers-on being 
 angry, what business of theirS was it as long as she didn't 
 hurt herself ? 
 
 " You can't really think me wicked, poor little me ? " 
 she said to old Lady Gruffly on one occasion, opening her 
 blue eyes very wide; and even the stern old woman, 
 whose ideas of what women should be were higher than 
 King Arthur's, could not herself say that she did think 
 the pink-and- white child before her was wicked. And 
 the world, which is supposed to be so stem and unfor- 
 giving to faults like hers, laughed in a gentle way when a 
 new story came out, and never lifted the knout which 
 had flayed so many lesser offenders. After all, Minna did 
 look very pretty playing in the sunshine amid the flowers 
 on the chasm's brink ; and when she fell in, it was for her 
 
64 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 husband to decide whether she should be picked out and 
 set playing again. 
 
 One of the secrets of this forbearance was that she had 
 never said an ill-natured thing, nor had ever felt a pang 
 of that jealousy which is v>he curse of women of her kind. 
 
 If a lover after looking into her eyes for some time 
 began to prefer Wack to blue ones, she cared nothing. 
 His taste might be correct. If he came back, so much 
 the better. If not, so mush the better for someone else. 
 It seemed so natural to her to change her own fancies that 
 such changing in others was no surprise. If any one of 
 the opposite sex remained impervious to her charms, 
 there was no harm done, tlis was the loss, not hers. She 
 might pity him, and 
 
 Think they want of health or sense 
 Who want an inclii-ation, 
 
 but she would no more be ani^y with him than she would 
 
 T'ake offence 
 At him who pleads lis passion. 
 
 Ignorant enough to make the hair of a School Board to 
 stand on end — for her father was one of those men with 
 views about education who always teach their own chil- 
 dren nothing — she had to a high degree that power of 
 mimicry or assimilation with her surroundings which is 
 possessed so often by the half -educated. It is sometimes 
 mistaken for tact ; and it is tiie younger brother of this 
 art which is the grease of the wheels of life : but it differs 
 from it insomuch that a connoisseur can always detect a 
 something spurious in the ring of the metal. The hall- 
 mark is well imitated, the taste appears to be perfect, but 
 it is only imitation. Luckily the world is not composed 
 of experts. And the eleventh commandment never gave 
 little Minna Belfort any concern whatever. She would 
 have pitied society had she Iteen cast out from it, and 
 would gaily have entered any other that was open to her. 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 65 
 
 Had she chanced to be the first woman, she would have 
 sweetly ogled the bearer of the flaming sword while pass- 
 ing him in the gateway, and would have charitably con- 
 cluded that he had an affair on hand elsewhere if he did 
 not relax his frown. 
 
 Superficial observers have supposed that the greatest 
 crime a woman can commit in the eye of her sex is to 
 look well, but there is a greater — the arrogation of supe- 
 riority in sentimentalism. Minna Belfort was a universal 
 favourite with women, who petted her in very much the 
 same spirit as did her male admirers. No one ever dreamt 
 that she attempted to lead captive more than the senses 
 of her temporary victims ; their hearts, «Sz;c., were left for 
 legitimate and more sentimental flirtations, in which she 
 took no part. A pretty bubble on the sea of existence 
 she wf "5 one of those "personnes si ligeres et si frivoles 
 qu^elles sont aussi eloignSes d'avoir de vSritahles dSfavis 
 que des qualitSs solides^smd to waste more time upon the 
 analysis of her character would be to break a butterfly on 
 a wheel. The attraction she had for Alice Chillingham 
 would be difficult to explain. The difference in their 
 natures had a good deal to do with it, and there was 
 something in the pretty helplessness of the other that 
 appealed to Alice's stronger character. Besides, Mrs. 
 Belfort avowed an intense admiration for Jack, and a de- 
 termination to subdue him and detach Darby from his 
 Joan if she could, which amused the young wife, strong 
 in the consciousness of safety. 
 
 "He is such a difficult dear," said Mrs. Belfort, one day, 
 as Alice sat beside her in the neat victoria Mr. Belfort had 
 lately presented her with, " and always looks at you when 
 he might be looking at me. Why, he can see you at any 
 
 time, while me ," and her lips formed themselves into 
 
 a pretty pout. Alice looked to see whether there was any 
 reality in this complaint. 
 
 " You could scarcely expect," she said, smiling " to bring 
 
66 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 i; I 
 
 fire and sword upon our happy hearth all at once. A 
 little time " 
 
 " Oh, my dear, that's no good at all. He'll be taken up 
 by somebody else when he gets more known, and then it 
 will be too late. I do wish I could happen to meet him 
 just after you've had a quarrel ! " 
 
 " We never quarrel." 
 
 " Don't you ? Well, I should have thought you would. 
 I thought poor people always did." And she bowed with 
 a bright smile to a passing cavalier. 
 
 " Though, after all," she went on, after a pause, during 
 which a little — a very little — twinge of envy of Minna's 
 . fine house, fine clothes and fine carriage troubled Alice's 
 mind, *' T don't see why you should. My father and mother 
 used to fight terribly over the legs of mutton and grocer's 
 book. But I suppose they were crosser than most people, 
 and they were old, too ; and I daresay we shall all get cross 
 when we get old and ugly." And the poor little woman 
 sighed as she glanced into the future and its possibilities. 
 " What will one (^o when one is ugly ? It will be too 
 But there is Lord Windermere. Let us stop the car- 
 riage here for a few minutes. John ! John ! stop ! " 
 They were taking a morning drive in Hyde Park, and the 
 obedient John pulled up his prancing gray ponies under 
 shadow of the trees near Ap'sley House. 
 
 "Lord Windermere," said Mrs. Belfort, solemnly, " Mrs. 
 Chillingham vsays you are behaving disgracefully to her." 
 
 " And in what way have I offended ? " said Le putting 
 one delicate boot on the step, aui leaning gracefully over 
 the carriage. 
 
 " I never said anything of the kind," said Alice, rather 
 haughtily. 
 
 " Oh !" exclaimed Mrs. Belfort, with a mock astonish- 
 ment. 
 
 " Are you going to the Glormes' to-night ? " said Lord 
 Windermere, in a voice which would have suited the im- 
 parting of a great secret. 
 
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 " I don't think I shall," replied Alice, vexed, but at 
 what she did not know. 
 
 " Won't Chillingham let you ? " 
 
 " Jack — I mean Mr. Chillingham — wouldn't dream of 
 preventing me if I wished it ? " 
 
 " And you don't wish it ? " 
 
 A beholder of the two would have supposed from his 
 eager manner that the fate of Windermere's whole life lay 
 in the reply he should receive. Mrs. Belfort was engaged 
 in a gay conversation with a young gentleman at the 
 other side of the carriage. 
 
 " I don't see what it matters to anyone," said Alice, 
 wishing they could drive on. 
 
 " Why, I've scarcely seen you to speak to since Friday, 
 and then " 
 
 " Well ? " 
 
 " Why, then your friend Badsworth' forbade you to 
 dance with me." 
 
 " What (lo you mean, Lord Windermere ? You know 
 perfectly well that Lord Badsworth has nothirig to do 
 with my partners." 
 
 " But he wants you not to go to the Glormes' to night." 
 
 Alice hesitated, and wished she could get hold of the 
 whip and reins for a moment; but Mrs. Belfort, with 
 averted head, was obstinately continuing her conversation. 
 
 " How do you know ?" she asked. 
 
 " No matter. I generally manage to find out what I 
 want to know. Badsworth is just the sort of fellow who 
 should regulate where a — a pretty woman can go; and 
 the Glormes' house " 
 
 " Lord Badsworth does nothing of the kind ! " ex- 
 claimed she, her eyes flashing. " I don't understand what 
 makes you think so. But Jack — 1 mean Mr. Chilling- 
 ham — doesn't much like — j~" 
 
 "Oh, he only is obeying Badsworth, his oracle." 
 
 Alice's hand tightened round the handle of her parasol. 
 
 " I daiesay I shall go," she said. 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 ii 
 
 "You won't dare," answered he with a meaning smile, 
 putting his good-looking face very near to hers, and caus- 
 ing Badsworth, who happened at that moment to catch 
 sight of the group, to use a strong internal expression. 
 
 '* Dare 1" and Alice laughed, but not the pleasant laugh 
 that was usual to her ; '* I siiall certainly go." And as 
 she said this, she returned with a studiously careless nod 
 the half-sad, half-reproachful glance which accompanied 
 Badsworth's bow. 
 
 The prejudice against the Glormes' house was one very 
 inexplicable to all properly-constituted minds. Of course, 
 everyone knew that for many years their county had 
 obstinately refused to receive them, and that the doors of 
 all but the most careless were in London closed to them ; 
 but then had not the times changed ? There was Social 
 Progress, as well as Disestablishment of Churches, or Des- 
 poiling of Landlords, to the front ; and the old landmarks 
 are worthless now. 
 
 Sir John Glorme's character was no doubt made up of 
 many hues — generally d rk ones — but, as we know, " all 
 colours are blended well by gold ; " and when he came 
 into his fortune the shame which had overshadowed him 
 while hanging on the very outskirts of society vanished 
 into thin air. 
 
 It is true that at his house assignations were made ; 
 but then they were great ones who made them ; and if 
 the Duke of This happened always to dine on the same 
 night as Mrs. That (Mr. Th?.t being curiously absent, 
 perhaps dining with the Duchess of This), who had a 
 right to complain ? 
 
 It is true that at his house no woman with an atom of 
 womanly feeling would allow her daughter to be seen ; 
 but did not this give all the more room for the young 
 matrons to tread measures upon the slippery jjarquet ? 
 
 It is true that his house was beyond doubt or cavil 
 disreputable ; but as it is Go\^Ay true that it was fashion- 
 able, it mattered not a jot. 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 C9 
 
 Windermere was quite right in saying that Bads worth 
 had advised Jack not to take his wife there. Jack had 
 foolishly let Alice know of this advice. Is not the result 
 obvious ? Alice insisted on going. Nevertheless, had she 
 not, in the midst of her irritation at finding that Winder- 
 mere knew the truth about it, met Badsworth's frown, the 
 chances are, she would have spent a quiet evening at their 
 lodgings with Jack, and contented herself with regrets 
 over the list in The Morning Post next day. And so the 
 first quarrel came about. 
 
 " You're quite mistaken if you think I am going to 
 arrange my conduct according to Lord Badsworth's 
 whims." 
 
 "And you're quite mistaken," said Jack, hotly, " if you 
 think it's only Badsworth, and not myself too, who 
 objects to this." 
 
 " I detest Lord Badsworth ! " she cried, rather inconse- 
 quently. 
 
 " All wives do detest their husband's friends, I believe," 
 said Jack, trying hard to be sarcastic. 
 
 " I don't know, and I don't care, at)out other people's 
 wives ; but I do know one thing " 
 
 " Nonsense ! " and he kept up his sarcastic tone. "And 
 what may that be ? " 
 
 " That I shall go to this ball." 
 
 " Alice dear," and Jack became serious, and forgot the 
 ironical role, " it would hurt me if " 
 
 " You mean it would hurt your particular friend. 
 There's nothing wrong about the ball. Everyone's going! 
 Minna Belfort told me " • 
 
 " Minna Belfort is " 
 
 " Well, what is she ? I suppose you know she is my 
 friend?" 
 
 " Never mind what she is. Thank God you are not 
 like her ! " 
 
 " Your mother says I ought to go." 
 
 " My dear Alice, you married me, not my mother, and 
 
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 70 
 
 I must insist- 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 But what he was about to insist 
 
 ii 
 
 upon will never be known, for at this moment the door 
 was thrown open by the maid-of-all-work, and Lady 
 Brocklesby, smiling, and congratulating herself that she 
 had certainly heard high words, entered the room. 
 
 She did not look her best, for she and Alice were about 
 to proceed in broad daylight, arrayed in evening costume, 
 to pay their respects to their sovereign ; and perhaps, after 
 the age of forty, a low gown in the daytime is trying. 
 Her manner, however, was charming, and never did a 
 mother-in-law express more admiration than she over her 
 pretty daughter. 
 
 Jack in his Court suit felt ridiculous and stiff; while 
 Alice, angry with herself for quarrelling with him, and 
 therefore much more angry with him, determined to gain 
 herself an ally in the conflict. 
 
 " Only fancy," she said, when the details of her cos- 
 tume had been sufficiently inspected, " Jack says I mayn't 
 go to the Glormes' ball." 
 
 " Not go to the Glormes' ! Why "t would be a great 
 pity to miss it. The amount of fury which I've heard of 
 in consequence of the limited number of invitations is 
 tremendous." 
 
 " I don't think they're respectable," said Jack, bluntly. 
 
 " My dear Jack," and her ladyship's lips grew very thin, 
 " I scarcely see who constituted you the judge of others. 
 People of far higher position and as good character as 
 you, I hope, go there. Of course you can prevent your 
 wife going, if you please, but it certainly seems to me 
 rather a selfish proceeding, and very childish." 
 
 " It's neither selfish nor childish," said Jack, conscious 
 that dignity in a Court dress is impossible. " I simi)ly 
 don't choose Alice to go among a set of married women 
 who are " 
 
 "I think, Alice dear," interrupted Lady Brocklesby, 
 with gentle and acidulated firmness, " we had better go 
 now. It's a good thing to be early and not miss Her 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
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 am sure Lord Brocklesby gives me quite enough of that 
 sort of thing." 
 
 And Jack, thoroughly snubbed, as much by his wife's 
 sulky silence as his mother's words, made himself as small 
 as he could, and entered the family coach. 
 
 Perhaps there is nothing more trying to a man's tem- 
 per than to stand about for a couple of hours in a strange 
 costume, with a sword stuck through his tails, among a 
 crowd of women who wonder what he does there. At 
 
 any rate, by the time the ceremony was over, ai^d C 
 
 Street reached, he was thoroughly out of humour, and the 
 sun set upon a very respectable quarrel between our young 
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 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 ' Alas for love ! The honey that he brings 
 
 Leaves bitterness : the arrows that he speeds 
 Return upon him \vith avenging stings. 
 
 He thinks to wound, and 'tis himself who bleeds. 
 
 Frederick Tennyson. 
 
 " My dear Alice," said Lady Brocklesby, as, with Jane on 
 the front seat, they drove to the Glorme ball, " you need 
 not put yourself out at all about Jack. His wishing you 
 to stay away from this ball was only a whim, and now he 
 is quite pleased to go to his club. Besides, my dear," and 
 her ladyship's thin, battered, berouged face looked almost 
 fiendish in its attempts to be arch, "you can't expect 
 a young husband always to be at his vdfe's elbow." 
 
 " I don't see why not," said Alice, looking gloomily at 
 her pretty white arm, and wondering \v^hy her companion 
 must talk. " If Jack was at all " 
 
 Lady Brocklesby waited for the remainder of the sen- 
 tence, but it was inaudible, as a heap of the rocks which 
 a beneficent vestry puts down for the benefit of the horse- 
 dealers was then encountered by th<3 carriage-wheels ; 
 and Alice was not inclined to raise her voice for the 
 pui-pose of abusing Jack, angiy with him as she was. 
 
 "No, my dear," said her ladyship, when they got oflf 
 the stones, " Jack is naturally like other young men ; 
 indeed he must be worse." 
 
 " Worse ? " 
 
 " Yes ; because you see he has never had anything of 
 this kind before. London was a sealed book to him till 
 now ; and of course you must expect " 
 
 " What ? " said Alice rather faintly, as the other 
 paused. 
 
 " Only a few of the natural indiscretions of his age. 
 
 III! 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 78 
 
 He was always a good boy, wavS Jack, but very — terribly 
 — fond of amusing himself in a way which a silly wife 
 would object to, but which you " 
 
 " Oh, mamma," cried Jane, in her excitement forgetting 
 the awe she felt for her mother, " that stupid Timmins 
 has given me two left-handed gloves ! What shall I 
 do ? " 
 
 " You really are too annoying, Jane," said her ladyship, 
 angrily. 
 
 " But it wasn't my fault, mamma ! " and poor Jane 
 nearly burst into tears. " It was that idiot Timmins ! " 
 
 " I've got two pair," said Alice, and was only too glad 
 to assist in coaxing Jane's rather plump fingers into 
 one of them, and thus to escape any more conversation 
 about Jack's propensities. 
 
 The ball, as far as she was concerned, was a failure. 
 Angry with herself, she was, naturally enough, angry with 
 everyone else ; the floor was sticky, the music was bad, 
 her partners danced ill — in fact all was out of tune. Lord 
 Windermere seemed to wear an air of triumph, too, which 
 annoyed her especially, and she could have boxed his 
 ears when, putting on his most winning smile and bend- 
 ing his curly fair locks towards her, he thanked her for 
 coming to the ball. 
 
 " It isn't your ball. Lord Windermere," she said, in a 
 defiant tone, which caused Mrs. Belfort, who was close by, 
 to laugh and whisper to her partner. 
 
 " No ; but I may be glad you have come — after all the 
 difficulty, too." 
 
 Alice turned away to someone else, but ras painfully 
 aware of the smile of amused superiority with which Lord 
 Windermere had received her snub. 
 
 Sir John Glorme was insufferable to her, too. A satyr 
 in evening dress, he leered and paid compliments which 
 would have made her laugh had they not made her blush. 
 He ostentatiously armed her about the room, and stand- 
 ing close by, he gave out her name and his opinion of her 
 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
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 beauty, as if she had been a picture he had just purchased 
 at Christie's. 
 
 " Splendid, isn't she ? Just what I like. Not a bit 
 
 too small and yet not one of your d d big women. 
 
 Not fat, and yet plump enough for a Turk. No ; she's 
 not a widow — worse luck ; she's got a husband, but " 
 (with a wink) " he isn't here. Every dog has his day, 
 eh, Keyser, my boy ? " 
 
 Mr. Keyser assents with a languid smile, and asks her 
 — politely ignoring her fury — to dance. 
 
 " Some dogs ought to be drowned as puppies, and never 
 have any day," she says angrily, as they cross the room 
 in search of tea and respite from Sir John's half -drunken 
 admiration. 
 
 " Ah ! " HP ' \ Keyser, gazing into vacancy and seeking 
 ideas ther. , ah ! — ^yes, he is a boor ; but then, you see, 
 Mrs. Chillingham, there must be some such in the world. 
 Depend upon it that the unpleasant things of life are — 
 are — very disagreeable." 
 
 " That's very true," said Alice, smiling. 
 
 *•' You think so ? Yes, very true," and he sighed an 
 enormous sigh. " I have often thought — but, shall we sit 
 down ? You don't care about dancing, I suppose ? I 
 have often thought that the world would be a very sad 
 one without its griefs." 
 
 Alice glanced at him with some respect, for the remark 
 sounded clever. 
 
 " How ?" she said. 
 
 " Well, I've studied human nature pretty deeply, and 
 that's my conclusion. Depend upon it, we are all very 
 foolish. Now, look at this ball. Here we are, a number 
 of more or less intelligent people, collected together to do 
 nothing except jump about " 
 
 " So you really won't give me one dance ?" interrupted 
 Lord Windermere, looking very humble. 
 
 " Will you take me to the conservatory ? " said Alice to 
 Mr. Keyser ; " it's so hot here, and " 
 
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 75 
 
 " Not one dance ? " repeated Lord Windermere stand- 
 ing in her way, and taking no notice whatever of Mr. 
 Keyser. 
 
 " I said I would not before," and Mr. Keyser was as- 
 tonished at the firmness with which the little hand upon 
 his arm impelled him towards the door. 
 
 " But you don't go so far in these days as to mean what 
 you say ? " asked Lord Windermere following them. 
 
 " Lovers' quarrels," whispered Mrs. Belfort as she 
 whisked by. 
 
 " What o'clock is it, Mr. Keyser ? " said Alice. 
 
 " I have no watch ; time is an exploded idea now. 
 Depend upon it, Mrs. Chillingham " 
 
 "Lord Windermere," said Alice, turning round in 
 exasperation, " what o'clock is it ? " 
 
 " Eleven," 
 
 " And my carriage isn't ordered till twelve. Mr. Keyser, 
 will you take me downstairs, and then get me a cab ? " 
 
 Mr. Keyser looked at his dapper boots, and as he took 
 her downstairs mentally enumerated the various puddles 
 he might have to encounter before he could reach a 
 cabstand. 
 
 " Good God ! you're not going away ? " exclaimed Sir 
 John Glorme, who met them in the hall as he was return- 
 ing from a last inspection of the supper table ; but Alice 
 escaped into the cloakroom. 
 
 Poor child ! she was suffering agonies of remorse for 
 her disobedience to Jack, whom she pictured to herself 
 sitting in the little sitting-room alone and unhappy. 
 
 " I've never been anywhere without him before," she 
 thought ; and she also imagined that the manner of the 
 men to her that night was different to when her natural 
 protector had been present. 
 
 With her shawl on, she brushed past some new arrivals, 
 and stood out in the street ; but there was no cab or sign 
 of a cab. The absurdity of her position struck her for- 
 cibly, and she could have laughed had she not felt more 
 
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 inclined to cry. It was not very tragical certtiinly. Only 
 a young married woman who had gone to a ball against 
 the wish of her husband, and determining to go home, had 
 anticipated the arrival of her carriage. Yet it is doubt- 
 ful whether small griefs, when the heart is soft and 
 foolish, are not worse than great ones in the more sensible 
 and more joyless years. 
 
 A voice at her elbow — a pleasant and respectful voice 
 
 said, " Well, Mrs. Chillingham, I don't suppose you mean 
 
 to walk home. Will you take my brougham ? I won't 
 
 charge any fare." 
 
 , "Oh, Lord Windermere, you're very kind ! but T 
 
 thought I should be able to get a cab. Mr. Keyser " 
 
 " Keyser, poor fellow, is moralizing over women's 
 caprices, and the ulterior destiny of thin shoes, half a 
 mile off at this moment. You'd better have the broug- 
 ham." 
 
 " But are you sure it's no inconvenience ? " 
 "Not a bit. I never meant to stay here long, as I 
 have to go to another place ; so I kept it." And Alice 
 found herself walking down the pavement with her hand 
 on his arm. 
 
 " Home, I suppose ? " he said, as he shut the door of 
 the little Wugham. " Oh, bye-the-bye, could you drop 
 me at Boodle's ? It's not a yard out of your way." 
 " No ! no ! no ! " she cried, in an agony. " No, thanks ; 
 
 please tell him to go to C Street," and she pulled up 
 
 the window, and nearly took off the tip of Lord Winder- 
 mere's well-shaped nose. 
 
 Sorrow for Jack's loneliness and her ill-treatment of 
 him was a little interfered with during her rapid drive 
 by the natural curiosity which compelled her to examine 
 all the little conveniences and inventions which coach- 
 builders exhaust . their ingenuity * upon when building 
 miniature broughams for rich bachelors. Scent bottles, 
 pockets for letters, a flask-case, brushes, looking-glasses, 
 receptacles for cigars, cigarettes, and ashes, almost blunted 
 
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 the pang of mournful pleasure with which she hurried 
 back repentant to the embrace of her lonely husband ; 
 but when the carriage stopped, and she was admitted by 
 the sleepy maid, all the feelings that had spoiled her ball 
 returned in full force, and she dashed impetuously up- 
 stairs. All was darkness. With some difficulty Alice 
 found the match-box, an.i, having lighted all the candles 
 she could find — for one of the angelic traits in women is a 
 fondness for light, if not sweetness — searched for Jack 
 in such a way as to suggest that he was in the habit of 
 hiding himself behind the curtains or under the bed. 
 The search being fruitless, she sat down in what the lady 
 who was kind enough to accept five guineas a week for 
 the rooms called, in bitter irony, an easy-chair, and took 
 up the first book at hand. It was the last fashionable 
 novel from the practised pen of a great man — in fact, 
 the greatest man of the day. Opening it at random, and 
 listening anxiously for the glad sound of Jack's latch- 
 key in the (Joor, she read as follows : 
 
 " Vavasour sat, clad in \ morning costum6 of one of 
 those gauzy substances that seem to carry our imagina- 
 tion to the luxurious atmosphere of the fair East, and 
 pondered ; his hands (covered with rings wherein spark- 
 led jewels that would have shamed the Koh-i-noor) 
 before his face. Outside the ebony door, with its crystal 
 handles and golden panels, treading softly to and fro, on 
 carpets from the looms of sunny Persia, were the two 
 butlers, conversing now and then, when in their peregrin- 
 ations they met them, with the six grooms of the cham- 
 bers ; behind whom, radiant in brilliant uniforms of gold 
 and sky-blue, with their silk stockings flashing in the 
 tempered light of the sun streaming through the Vene- 
 tian glass windows, might have been observed a group of 
 five-and-twenty stalwart and respectful footmen. These 
 were not the whole of Vavasour's servants, as may well 
 be imagined, but the remainder were engaged in the 
 multifarious duties of the princely establishment. Th© 
 
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 head butler entered the apartment and approached his 
 master witli noiseless tread. 
 
 " ' Your lordship will see the tailor ? Your lordship 
 made an appointment with him.' 
 
 " Vavasuur looked round carelessly, letting fall on the 
 table-cloth of finest linen, which was honoured by bear- 
 ing on its silver sheen his brilliant breakfast equipage, 
 a hand shaming even that in colour by its dazzling 
 whiteness. 
 
 " ' Yes ; let Mr. Rule be admitted to my presence.' 
 
 " * Your lordship would honour me with some com- 
 mands,' said Mr. Rule, approaching Vavasour's chair, 
 bearing in his hand the measuring implements of his call- 
 
 '* 'Yes,' said Vavasour, starting as from a reverie. 
 ' Let me have a hundred coats, a thousand pairs of panta- 
 loons, and a hundred and fifty waistcoats. Place as many 
 precious stones in the waistcoats as you can. Let them 
 be everything that money can command and good taste 
 allow.' 
 
 " * The price will be fourteen thousand pounds,' mur- 
 mured Mr. Rule, reverently withdrawing. 
 
 " ' My steward will give you a cheque,' said Vavasour, 
 sinking again into a reverie." 
 
 Alice yawned, opened the window, and looked out. No 
 sign of Jack. Again at random she turned over the leaves 
 of the interesting work in her hand. 
 
 " There was a ball at the Duchess's. The ladies Migno- 
 nette and Endosphryne sparkled in gem-set grounds, that 
 paled even their splendour when the lovely eyelids were 
 raised, and floods of outlook from the flashing orbs burst 
 forth. The Duke, having just returned from an audience 
 Tidth Her Majesty, at Balmoral, was well and happy. 
 Tamarind, the artist, who spoke seventy-two languages, 
 and held that the nose and not the mouth was intended 
 for the organ of speech, chatted amiably in the domestic 
 circle : which circle he boasted he could always ' square.* 
 
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 Suddenly the Lady Mignonette approached, with a tear 
 trembling on her beauteous chf.ek, ready to fall on the 
 equally beauteous parquet floor. 
 
 "* What is the matter, Mignonette V said the Duchess. 
 
 "' I have been grossly insulted !' replied the patrician 
 beauty, with streaming eyes. 
 
 "'By whom?' and the blue blood of the Duchess 
 mantled on her brow. 
 
 *" I have been spoken to by a commoner.' 
 
 " There was a breathless silence, a fearful pause, vJid no 
 one can tell what the result of this communication might 
 have been, had not Vavasour at that moment approached 
 and claimed Lady Mignonette's fair hand in the approach- 
 ing valse. 
 
 "' Are you fond of waistcoats V asked he, when they 
 reposed after the first wild whirl. 
 
 "' I have seen so few. Are you V 
 
 " ' Oh, Lady Mignonette,' and Vavasour sighed, * I have 
 made so many mistakes. The world is a riddle.' 
 
 " His partner looked up at him when he gave vent to 
 this withering sarcasm, and blushed. 
 
 "' Cannot you guess riddles ?' she said, timidly. 
 
 "' Oh, no!' said Vavasour, * for I make mistakes. I am 
 so rich, and yet I make so many mistakes. The world is 
 very flat, Lady Mignonette.' 
 
 "*My dear Mignonette,' said the Duchess of Carabbas, 
 approaching them, 'the Duke of Grandblessington and the 
 Prince Tortonibullico are dying to be presented to you. 
 May I have the pleasure ? ' 
 
 " Vavasour turned away and bit his lips ; then saun- 
 tering through the scented saloons to one still more odor- 
 iferous, he coquetted daintily with a truffled ortolan." 
 
 Alice threw down the book impatiently. Was Jack 
 never coming home ? Visions of midnight murders, of 
 garrote robberies, of all the dark possibilities of which she 
 had ever heard or read, rose before her. One o'clock ! 
 Was there ever such a wretched wife as she ? 
 
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 The fashionable beauties of " V^^-vasour " having failed 
 to divert her attention from her melancholy situation, she, 
 after craning out ^ the window again and seeing nothing 
 but the policeman, took up another book that lay upon the 
 table, and determined to forget Jack, the ball she ought 
 not to have gone to, and all her miseries, in its perusal. 
 The volume opened where Jack — with supreme indiffer- 
 ence to what the authorities of the circulating library 
 might say — had turned down half of three or four pages 
 to mark a favourite passage. 
 
 "The rain came down drip, drip upon our two bare 
 curly heads. I saw a slug crawl over the toe of my not 
 very sound boot, and a big pearly drop run slowly down 
 my lover's nose, and made him look like one of those 
 faces on the top of Milan Cathedral — gurgoyles, I think 
 they are. I speak first. 
 
 "'Ned!' 
 
 "* Well. Nice and dry, isn't it ?' 
 
 " I burrow my head inside his waistcoat, so that he may 
 not see my burning blushes. 
 
 "' Do you know what a gurgoyle is V 
 
 "' Is it anything to eat V 
 
 "* You dear old stupid 1' I exclaim, my voice muffled in 
 consequence of my position. ' I don't think you know 
 anything.' 
 
 "'Yes, I do — by Jove, yes !' 
 
 "* And what's that ?' and I come out " my retreat for 
 a moment and look up at him. 
 
 " ' That you've the biggest, sweetest eyes that ever 
 drove a poor fellow to distraction !' 
 
 " The plash, plash of the rain made a soft musical 
 accompaniment to the music taat Ned and I uncon- 
 sciously are performing in our jwn hearts. Our lips met, 
 and remained together — it seemed an eterrJty of happi- 
 ness. Oh, my .splendid Ned! — my grand, ugly, honest 
 Hercules! ' 
 
 " * Don't ! don't ! don't ! ' I cry at length, and he holds 
 
 
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 me at arm's length and looks into my eyes with a sudden 
 fierceness. 
 
 " ' Have you jver kissed a man before ? ' he says, gnaw- 
 ing a large piece ofi" his tawny moustache. 
 
 " ' You hurt my arms,' I cry, half -angry, half -pleased 
 to see the splendour in his eyes when they are fierce. 
 
 " * Poor little arms ! ' — and I am clasped close in his 
 embrace again — ' but have you ? ' 
 
 " * Never ! ' I say, emphatically, in his ear, hoping he 
 will not see the blush which the recollection of my little 
 
 flirtations with A , and B , and C and my 
 
 engagement to D , calls up. 
 
 " There is a pause, and I feel a cold drop of rain making a 
 promenade down the small of my back. I shiver. Three 
 or four rather improper quotations from the Bible come 
 into my head ; a parody of a Welsh hymn echoes in my 
 brain ; and all the time the relentless rain falls upon our 
 two heads, so close together and so heedless of it. In- 
 voluntarity I put one of my white arms round Ned's neck 
 — that stately column of brown flesh — and pouting my 
 red lips towards his till the damp moustache touches 
 them, I say in a shy whisper : 
 
 " ' Kiss me again, Ned ! ' " 
 
 Strange to say, even this refined and delicate love scene 
 was scarcely sufficient to keep Alice's thoughts from her 
 absent husband. She put down the book with a sigh, 
 and determined to think. Being a woman she naturally 
 thought of herself, and in a minor degree of others in 
 their relations to herself. But the thinking experiment 
 did not succeed ; as, to her horror, she found Lord Wind- 
 ermere's "half -sleepy, half -insolent face intruding into her 
 thoughts. Lord Windermere ! It was curious that she 
 should think of him, for she detested him ; at least, she 
 felt that detestation was the proper state of feeling which 
 every decent young woman should be in as regards his 
 lordsh:' i And then the clock struck two, and a new 
 policQi ^n, with boots that creaked more horribly thi a 
 
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 his predecessor's, came on the beat ; and Alice's brain was 
 clouded over with the mists of drowsiness; her pretty 
 head fell back against the preposterous cretonne of the 
 arm-chair ; one innocent white hand hung down, having 
 dropped the volume in which sweet tales full of passion 
 and delicacy were told ; and — low be it spoken in the ears 
 of those followers of Byron who cannot see a woman eat 
 — Alice sent through the open window a gentle snore to 
 mingle with the music of the morning breeze, as it played 
 for a moment scornfully amid the chimneys ere speeding 
 away to the " green woods and pastures," w^hich are "new" 
 and beautiful at each rising of the sun. 
 
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 There are who lord it o'er their fellow-men 
 With most prevailing tinael ; who impen 
 Their baaiag vanities to browse away 
 The comfortable green and juicy hay 
 From human pastures. 
 
 Endymion. 
 
 We have said that luncheon in Eaton Square was always 
 a function of some importance, but on this sweltering 
 afternoon of July there was an extra solemnity in the 
 whole business, and the stout butler beat the gong with 
 the air of a drum-major. 
 
 " Good God, my lady ! " says Lord Brocklesby, walking 
 impatiently up and down the drawing-room, " are we 
 ever to get our luncheon ? I really don't think we need 
 wait for Flittery." 
 
 " Mr. Garter is coming," said her ladyship, impressively, 
 glancing at her eldest daughter, who blushed, and looked 
 out of the window, while Jane patted her affectionately 
 on the hand. 
 
 " Oh, Garter's coming, is he ? " and his lordship gi'unted. 
 " I'd have ordered a second joint if I'd known." 
 
 " I am sure, papa," exclaimed Jane, still patting her sis- 
 ter's hand, " Mr. Garter doesn't eat any more than other 
 people ; and remember all the work he does." 
 
 Emily lifted her gray eyes to the ceiling, and appeared 
 to derive consolation from the whitewash which our Bii- 
 tish taste delights in. She was one of those women to 
 whom martyrdom is almost as much a necessity as matri- 
 mony, and who will nxake the former for thenihclves de- 
 spite any amount of contiadiction, being unfortunately, 
 unable to manufacture the latter state of existence. But 
 her martyrdom, which conaisted principally in the painful 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATtJRE. 
 
 effort to be martyrized^ was nearly at an end. The golden 
 gates of which she had often, with unconscious incredu- 
 lity, spoken to old men and women, about to find all out 
 for themselves, were passed by her or nearly so ; and now 
 that she hwd reached them they turned out not to be the 
 vague dreai. ji a disappointed woman, plajdng at sanc- 
 timonious utility while she longed for worldly uselessness, 
 but the actual portals into a splendid harbour of domestic 
 felicity in this world, which even she — the despised by 
 the worldlings — could reach and pass through. 
 
 The Reverend Theophilus Garter, Rector of St. Ban- 
 bury's, in the West End, and prime institutor of a genteel 
 Protestant style of confession, was a prize worthy of a 
 gi-eater fisherwoman than Emily Chillingham. To begin 
 with, his living, aided by many gifts which such an ascetic 
 nature as his naturally drew forth, made him a well-to-do 
 man. He was caressed by many great ones, and knew 
 as many family secrets as there are in all the tin boxes of 
 Lincoln's Inn Fields. He was young- — about forty -five — 
 with a splendid mass of naturally curling and glossy brown 
 hair, which formed what the most enthusiastic of his lady 
 district visitors called an aureole round his intellectual 
 head; his figure was neat, his dress perfect, his gloves soilless 
 as his soul, his boots all that there could be of most un- 
 parsonic, his hat curled at the brim, his flower fresh every 
 morning from Solomon's, his voice sweet as Patti's when 
 it wooed the doubting, stern as Mr. Gladstone's when it 
 warned the defiant ; his gait important, without a tendency 
 to waddle, and gay, with no soup^on of swagger ; his ad- 
 dress that of Chesterfield and D'Orsay rolled into one ; 
 and his morals for himself as strict as his morality for 
 others was broad, benevolent, and forgiving. 
 
 That he should cast his eyes on Emily was a surprise 
 to her as well as to several hundred other virgins of 
 demure age ; and it would be uncharitable to suggest 
 that a small income of £1000 a year over and above her 
 younger child's fortune, left her by a defunct spinster 
 
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 aunt, could have had anything to do with Mr. Garter's 
 choice. 
 
 As yet he had only spoken with definiteness to Lady 
 Brocklesby, and there was only a tacit understanding that 
 this afternoon was to witness the glad enunciation of 
 " Yes," which was already leaping in anticipation out of 
 the delighted Emily's mouth. 
 
 " Confound it ! I shall go down ! " said his lordship. 
 " Unpunctuality is all very well in common people, but 
 in parsons it is inexcusable. Ain't they always telling us 
 to remember how time flies, and how we must prepare for 
 our latter end ? If I'm right in my theory that Paradise 
 will be what each man likes best, dear me ! what an enor- 
 mous larder Garter will possess when he goes over to the 
 majority ! " 
 
 " I don't believe," said Spencer, " that, supposing for a 
 moment tliat the theory of an after existence is true " 
 
 " Oh, Spencer ! " from Emily. 
 
 " That there is any notion yet put afloat by the wildest 
 of visionaries which supposes us to take our stomachs out 
 of the world with us." 
 
 ** My dear boy," said Lord Brocklesby, who was always 
 awed by his elder son's eyeglass, " you mistake me. I did 
 not mean that Garter would actually swallow mutton- 
 chops in the other world, but that he would perpetually 
 drefc // he was doing so — do so in his soul, wliich of course 
 I know is all that he can take with him. And talking 
 of that reminds me that we have flsh to-day for lunch — 
 it's Friday, you know, Emily, and his reverence fasts on 
 the fish before he feasts on the meat — and it's getting 
 cold. I know a man — you may have known him, Sptincer ; 
 no, by-the-bye, you weren't born — but he was a capital 
 fellow ; only cared al)Out eating. Stay, was that him ? 
 yes, or else it was another man in the same regiment. 
 Well, you needn't yawn so, Jane." 
 
 ** 1 wasn't yawning, papa." 
 
 " Weren't you ? Well then, you were imitating the 
 
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 hippopotamus when he expects a bun, and very like it 
 was. Well, this fellow that I've told you all about was 
 so annoyed once at having to wait for dinner, and know- 
 ing that the soup was spoilt — it was Bisque, I fancy — that 
 he had an indigestion, and died of it that night. At least 
 I fancy he died ; I know I never heard any more of him." 
 
 " Dear me, my lord," said Lady Brocklesby, looking in 
 the glass, and wishing she had put on just one touch more 
 rouge, " you are quite overwhelming with your recollec- 
 tions. Mrs. Nickleby was nothing to you in the way of 
 connected narrative. By-the-bye has anyone seen Alice 
 or Jack lately ? " 
 
 At this moment Mr. Flittery was announced, and im- 
 mediately afterwards Mr. Garter, and they proceeded 
 downstairs in the shy, disconnected manner in which Eng- 
 lish people always do any social act for which hard-and- 
 fast rules are not laid down. 
 
 Of course the Rev. Theophilus sat by Emily, who, in a 
 seventh heaven of delight, listened to the remarks he found 
 time to make between his mouthfuls. 
 
 " I am too shocked," says her ladyship, the servants 
 having retired, "and I cannot believe it. Surely, Mr. 
 Flittery " 
 
 " Oh, my dear Lady Brocklesby ! " 
 
 " You can speak out here ; we are all relatives except 
 you," and she smiled in a beneficent fashion on the per- 
 spiring rector. 
 
 " Well, it is certainly ti'ue," said Flittery. 
 
 " That she. left that ball with him in his brougham ? 
 I did miss her very suddenly, but T never dreamed of 
 this." 
 
 *' Who — who — who ? " cried his lordship, who was en- 
 gaged in eating a hot plover's egg out of an egg-cup, his 
 last gastronomic freak. 
 
 " Why, Alice," said his* wife, in veiy clear and distinct 
 accents. " I am afraid she has committed an imprud- 
 ence," 
 
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 " Pooh, pooh ! " said his lordship. " The world is peo- 
 pled by imprudences. I am sure there'd be no marriages 
 
 without, except, of course " And catching the four 
 
 reproachful eyes of his eldest daughter and the clergyman 
 he faltered. 
 
 " I am very sorry to hear this," said Mr. Garter, slowly, 
 as if his words had to force themselves through the lun- 
 cheon he had just eaten. " She appeared to me to be a 
 pretty creature, and I had hopes of awakening her before 
 long to a sense of what she might do for the souls of 
 others." 
 
 " At present she is only concerned to wear out her own 
 soles valsing," said Lord Brocklesby. " But why shouldn't 
 she take a lift from Windermere ? I suppose her carriage 
 hadn't come." 
 
 " You understand nothing about it," said her ladyship, 
 crossly. " I only hope it will never come out. Of course, 
 my dear Mr. Flittery, you " 
 
 " Oh, / never talk ! One naturally comes across many 
 odd things in one's life in London, but I am always silent 
 as the grave about them; and in the case of such a charming 
 person as your daughter-in-law, I need scarcely say " 
 
 " As far as I care, you can say what you like," cried 
 Lord Brocklesby, getting rather red. " I'm not afraid of 
 my little Alice ever doing anything that won't bear day- 
 light. By Jove ! " and here he poured out his third glass of 
 sherry, " I remember such a pretty girl that came out in 
 '43, and they got up stories about her, and I said I would 
 vouch for her good name with my life, just as I would for 
 little Alice," and he smiled pleasantly. 
 
 " And what became of the young lady ? " asked Spencer, 
 cruelly, knowing his father's idiosyncrasy. 
 
 " Became of her ? Oh, poor thing ! I forgot that — she 
 ran away two months after marriage with a courier, or 
 something of that kindj; but 1 never followed her history 
 up." 
 
 " It is indeed sad," said Mr. Garter, " when one thinks 
 
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 how many people are cast away through not meeting at 
 the critical moment with some one who can say a word of 
 comfort to them. Lady Clementina Greyswill, with whom 
 I visited one of our districts this morning, tells me that 
 the wonderful effects of the few words she has at differ- 
 ent times said to that little Mrs. Belfort, for instance, have 
 done wonders." 
 
 " On the principle of setting a thief to catch a thief, I 
 suppose," said Spencer. " Poor Lady Clementina avoided 
 her ultimate destiny of sanctity as long as she possibly 
 could, and it was only when that last wig of hers was an 
 egregious failure that she turned to the arms of Holy 
 Church, which doesn't object to paint if piety be put on 
 as well." 
 
 " I think that is rather uncharitable," said the parson, 
 with as near approach to ill-humour as he ever showed. 
 " Dear Lady Clementina brings great experience to her 
 glorious campaign against wickedness in high places. As 
 a woman of the world she can speak on equal terms with 
 women of the world ; and if some of the vices she reproves 
 have been committed by her, does not that fit her 
 peculiarly for showing their emptiness and insufficiency ?" 
 
 Emily looked at her neighbour with pride, and Spencer, 
 warned by vigorous kicks under the table from his father, 
 gave up the argument. 
 
 In a short time the clergyman and Emily were alone 
 together in the drawing-room ; the remainder of the fam- 
 ily, having, on various pretences, strayed away. 
 
 Emily, feeling very red and uncomfortable, sat on the 
 edge of her chair and tried to recall instances of courtship 
 in the religious romances she sometimes read. 
 
 The Reverend Theophilus smoothed his tie, brushed up 
 his curling hair with one white ringed hand, coughed as 
 he was wont to do while inspecting his fashionable con- 
 gregation before the sermon, and, leaning over the backjof 
 Emily's chair, thus began : " Dear Miss Chillingham. 
 Very dear sister in the Lord. It has often crossed my 
 
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 mind that I should thank you for your cordial co-opera- 
 tion with me in our humble efforts for the regeneration of 
 others ; for your comprehending my meaning so well when 
 often it seemed doubtful to the crowd. Miss Chillingham 
 — Emily — may I call you Emily ? " 
 
 " Oh yes ! " And she trembled till the thin gilt-legged 
 chair creaked under her. 
 
 " Emily as my sister you have done great things for our 
 cause ; you have, although born in the purple, and capa- 
 ble of enjoying in society all the admiration and excite- 
 ment your station and beauty would bring you" — Emily 
 clasped her hands with grateful delight — "you have 
 chosen the good part ; you have preferred to labour with 
 me for the sake of the souls of others. It seems to me, 
 Emily — dear Emily " — and here he took her willing hand 
 and swayed it about as he spoke, much in the manner of 
 one negligently playing with a dog's tail, looking mean- 
 while in the glass at his comely features, and wondering 
 whether Lord Brocklesby's interest would go as high as a 
 bishopric — " that there is a position for which you are em- 
 inently fitted, and which your lady mother has no ob- 
 jection to your entering upon. I mean that of my 
 wife." 
 
 Emily gave a long sigh ; it was the happiest moment of 
 her existence. Shall we grudge it her ? shall we laugh 
 at her poor withered affections, wasted on this lump of 
 affectation and hypocrisy ? Surely not. As long as her 
 eyes are not opened, and he remains upon the pedestal 
 where she has mentally placed him, she will be happy ; 
 and if her narrow notions of religion do no good to others, 
 still tKey are credited by herself, and are not, therefore, 
 altogether fruitless. 
 
 Meanwhile the conversation in the back drawing-room 
 turned upon Alice's adventure after the Glormes' ball, as 
 related by Mr. Flittery. 
 
 " I always knew it would be so," said Lady Brocklesby. 
 " Jle knew nothing of her before marriage ; and these 
 
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 American girls have 8uch freedom given them ! And 
 Lord Windermere too ! Certainly the most dangerous 
 man in London. Poor Jack ! my poor boy ! " 
 
 " Ah ! " said Mr. Flittery, sighing too. " It is sad ! And 
 he has no suspicion ! A charming fellow — charming ! So 
 fresh and unsophisticated ! But, Lady Brocklesby, how 
 ignorant of the ways of London ! " 
 
 " I think," said she, after a pause, during which Mr. 
 Flittery twisted his little black moustache with loving 
 tenderness, " I think it will be better to say nothing about 
 this sad affair as yet. It may mean nothing, and I 
 wouldn't have my poor boy's domestic happiness ruined 
 by doubt before it is unavoidable. I may depend upon 
 you ? " 
 
 " My dear lady," and Mr. Flittery rose and smote his 
 breast, " you know that /, at least, am not given to scan- 
 dal." 
 
 And in twenty -four hours half society was talking of 
 Lord Windermere's new victim, 
 
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 CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 Love is maintained by wealth : when all is spent, 
 Adversity then breeds the discontent. 
 
 Herbick. 
 
 A FORTNIGHT has elapsed since the unfortunate Glorme 
 ball caused the first disagreement of any seriousness that 
 had occuned between our young couple. Perhaps Jack 
 would have mollified more easily to his wife's earnest ex- 
 pression of repentance when he came home and found her 
 sleeping by the open window, had it not been that she 
 was abetted in her rebellion against his authority by Lady 
 Brocklesby, and that Lady Brocklesby — whom he mis- 
 trusted, despite the fifth commandment — knew all about 
 their quarrel, and its termination in the utter rout of the 
 husband. 
 
 Besides this, while Alice was waiting repentantly for 
 his coming in, he had been assisting several young gentle- 
 men of the Household Brigade to get through an evening, 
 and the extra glass or two which he had perforce swal- 
 lowed that night took the wrong turn, and produced cross- 
 ness instead of geniality. Certainly Jack was decidedly 
 ill-tempered at breakfast next morning, and refused to 
 be moved by the red eyes and inflamed nose opposite. 
 
 They had now moved into what the agent called " a bi- 
 jou residence" in North Street, Park Lane, and after a 
 week's practice had managed to perfect themselves in the 
 feat of turning round in the drawing-room without knock- 
 ing anything down. And they had begun to experience 
 the horrors incident on a young couple, ignorant of every- 
 thing connected with domestic economy, trying to keep 
 house and entertain their friends on £500 a year. Jack's 
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 norance. He had an almost Micawber-like belief in the 
 " something" which would surely " turn up," and his 
 mother, who had helped them to set up their establishment, 
 had rather fostered this idea, the argument in her mind 
 being, '' If I can bring him into pecuniary trouble he will be 
 glad to consent to the entail being cut off for the sake of 
 a sum down," Alice, naturally enough, had no notions 
 on the subject of money whatever. Her natural shrewd- 
 ness, however, often told her that they were going too fast 
 but Jack always assumed so business-like an air, and so pa- 
 tronisingly soothed her when she remonstrated on the 
 number of " little dinners" and casual luncheons they gave 
 their friends, that she — believing him to know most 
 things — was easily quieted for the moment. Nevertheless 
 when she saw people continually waiting in their little 
 hall, and noticed that after the weekly visit their cook 
 paid to Jack's sanctum with " the books," his face was 
 gloomy and his manner tinged with a dash of bitterness 
 and railing at the fortunate ones of the earth, she could 
 not feel quite at her ease. 
 
 " My dear Alice," Jack said to her one day, " if we live 
 in London at all, we must live more or less like othc^r peo- 
 ple. Of course I economise as much as I can, tlio.igh 
 Perkins is infernally fond of stock meat ; and as to there 
 being extravagance in my asking fellows in to lunch or 
 dinner, that's all nonsense, What's enough for two is 
 enough for three, or for four either." 
 
 " I think that's false reasoning," said she, gently. 
 
 " Well, all I can say is, the weeks we have no one the 
 books are just as big. It appears Goggles eats as much as 
 most aldermen, according to Perkins, by-the-bye." Gog- 
 gles was Alice's pug, a very king of pugs, fat as the his- 
 torian Gibbon, ugly as Wilkes the patriot, ill-tempered as 
 Xantippe, who made a philosopher. 
 
 " Poor Goggles ! but seriously, dear " 
 
 " Seriously, Alice, it's a waste of time to talk about it, 
 3y-the-way, Windermere dines here to-night." 
 
 ■* Jtle dines here very often." 
 
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 " Yes ; and he declares Perkins cooks admirably. I am 
 sure she ought to, considering what I have to pay." And 
 Jack sauntered off to smoke a pipe downstairs. 
 
 Lord Windermere had managed to establ* h. himself 
 thoroughly as ami de la maison ; and was so useful to 
 Jack that it never occurred to that young and credulous 
 gentleman there could be any stronger motive in his con- 
 stant visits than a wish to enjoy the company and conver- 
 sation of Mr. Jack Chiilingham. Lord Windermere's 
 manner with men was as perfect as with women. The 
 frank aspect with which he listened to their opinions, and 
 humbly subordinated his own ; his genial smile and shake 
 of the hand on meeting ; his careless honhommie and in- 
 tense appreciation of jokes, no matter how old or bad, 
 combined with his singularly attractive face, secured him 
 almost as many friends as he had acquaintances ; and even 
 those sensitive husbands or pretty wives, who formed the 
 class against whom he had declared war to the knife, 
 felt that they were matched against a worthy foe, to be 
 defeated by whom was almost itself honourable. 
 
 It was only now and then that a flash of hard worldli- 
 ness betrayed — in a careless moment — the cynical, cruel 
 nature of the real man ; although in cases when he thought 
 such an assumption desirable, he could subdue some darkly 
 romantic French-novel-reading dame with a blatant athe- 
 ism and misanthropy which even De Musset could scarcely 
 have done justice to. 
 
 That Alice was certainly the prettiest new beauty in 
 town that season was quite reason enough for him to wear 
 her Qplours ; but he had soon found another reason in the 
 indifference with which she received his homage, and he 
 would now have been very seriously annoyed had any 
 accident prevented him from still basking in the light of 
 her smiles. And she did smile upon him. Perceiving the 
 mistake he had made at first, he now addressed her with 
 the most respectful and formal courtesy ; and Alice felt 
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 for them, and for the friendship he evinced towards Jack, 
 whose circle cf friends in London widened but slowly. 
 
 It is sad how true the lines from Herrick prefixed to 
 this chapter are. Love may exist comfortably in a cot- 
 tage, no doubt, but it must be a cottage whose chimneys 
 do not smoke, a cottage with modern drainage, windows 
 that will open and shut, and a pleasant neighbourhood. 
 Love and worry will not abide together ; and poverty, 
 especially that form of it called "genteel," which has to 
 sacrifice half of its little all for appearance's sake, means 
 worry. Worry leads to loss of temper, loss of temper to 
 hard words, which although loon forgiven are in most 
 cases never quite forgotten. And the use of hard words 
 one day makes it certain that they will recur another day, 
 another, and another ; until Love, who exists only upon 
 sympathies and dulcet tones, spreads his wings and be- 
 takes himself to where people are rich enough to bill and 
 coo, and drink champagne, and keep their tempers. 
 
 Neither Jack nor Alice was exactly aware of it, but 
 each little disagreement they had over their domestic dif- 
 ficulties was another nail in the coffin of their young ro- 
 mance. He had on one occasion told her she was " worse 
 than useless," and after retorting that he was " horribly 
 unkind," she had wept bitterly over the remark. 
 
 A week later she smiled at the recollection of her exag-f 
 gerated grief at so small a thing, for now he had actually 
 said, " It was a pity they had ever married ! " It is true that 
 at the time this terrible observation was made Jack was in 
 a state bordering on frenzy, caused by the discovery that 
 their rate of living exceeded their income by treble its whole 
 amount, not counting anything except what they placed 
 in their mou'hs — an emotion that was excusable when, in 
 addition to this, all their servants had just given wai-ning 
 in consequence of being denied a hot supper. Yet it had 
 set Alice wondering, going back to what we may call first 
 
 Erinciples, and speculating — the most dangerous of specu- 
 itions for a young wife — on what might liave happened 
 
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 if that part of her existence which embraced matrimony 
 had been differently planned. 
 
 Badsworth, who worshipped the ground on which 
 Alice's high heels rested, and who was furious at scraps 
 of tea-table gossip, connecting her name with Lord Winder- 
 mere's, which he sometimes heard, attempted to warn her 
 that her innocence of evil was taken by " the world " for 
 a taste for it. 
 
 " Do you mean," said she, sternly, her eyes looking very 
 stern, and her hands tightly clenched together, " do you 
 mean that you think so. Lord Badsworth ?" 
 
 "No, no," he cried hastily, wishing the floor would 
 swallow him. " I only mean that people are horribly 
 ill-natured, particularly when the thing is about any 
 pretty woman who is not — I mean whom they didn't 
 know — that is, who " 
 
 " You mean who is not quite one of themselves. And 
 so Jack and I are not to be permitted to choose our own 
 friends?" 
 
 Alice tried to speak in a dignified tone, but her voice 
 shook a little with anger, and the look in her eyes would 
 have alarmed a bolder man than Badsworth. 
 
 "For God's sake, Mrs. Chillingham, don't misunder- 
 stand me. Of course I know perfectly well how cause- 
 less most stories one hears in London are ; but as your 
 friend, I " Her lip curled, and he went on desper- 
 ately. " Well, as Jack's friend, who would like to be 
 yours, it does drive me mad to hear people daring to 
 talk." 
 
 " Don't you think, as Jack's friend " — and there was a 
 cruel emphasis on the phrase — " you should speak to 
 Jack ? I can assure you I shall take no orders as to 
 changing my friends from anyone except him. Of course, 
 as Jack's friend you have a right to say what you like to 
 him ; but I scarcely think the position carries also with 
 it the right to insult me." Her bitterness was probably 
 m part due to a dim consciousness that Badsworth had 
 
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 not spoken entirely without reason. We always deny 
 more indignantly the crimes we have nearly committed 
 than those of which we are wholly innocent." 
 
 Badsworth gave a groan, and, seizing his hat, fled from 
 the storm he had evoked ; and had the satisfaction of 
 running against Lord Windermere's button-hole flower 
 on the staircase, as the latter ascended. 
 
 *' If ever I interfere in that way again," he said to him- 
 self, as he walked down Park Lane, " may I be but 
 
 it is too bad of Jack to be so infernally green. And as 
 to speaking to him — no, quite impossible. 
 
 If Badsworth truly supposed that his anxiety was alto- 
 gether, or even principally, caused by his early friend- 
 ship with Jack, and not at all by the impression Jack's 
 wife's beauty had produced upon him, he must have pos- 
 sessed a remarkable genius for self-deceit. But some 
 very truthful and very religious people do possess such 
 genius, even to the point of believing they are • charitable 
 when mentally consigning their friends to the pains of 
 hell fire. 
 
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 Autumn approached, and the Demon of Change took 
 possession of the souls of those persons who condescend 
 to call themselves ** Society." 
 
 The butcher who supplied No. 12, North * Street, Park 
 Lane, had agreed to wait a few months for his money ; 
 sufficient funds had been discovered to satisfy the de- 
 mands of the parting servants ; and the banker's book 
 was considerably on the wrong side, when Jack received 
 the following letter : 
 
 ^*Dear Mr. Chillingham, 
 
 "The Duke of Cheshire desires me to inform you 
 that by the retirement (to be announced immediately) of 
 
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 Mr. Tollebens, the seat at Shodborough will be vacant 
 in a very short time. His grace thinks that you should 
 at once proceed there and place yourself in the hands of 
 the local agent. If you will call on Mr. Horton, in High 
 Street, you will receive all assistance from him. It is 
 entirely due to his zeal and sagacity that Mr. Tollebens 
 came in at the last election. I am further to tell you 
 that the Duke wishes to defray the whole expense of the 
 election, whether contested or not. 
 
 " I remain yrs. faithfully, 
 
 "George Seymour Smyth, 
 
 " (Priv. Secretary to the Duke of Cheshire).'* 
 
 "It's a curious thing," said Jack, after some expressions 
 of gratitude to the Duke, " that he never hints what my 
 politics are to be." 
 
 " Write and ask him," put in Alice, with a flash of tho- 
 roughly feminine common sense. The Duke's answer, 
 however, scarcely gave the aspirant for senatorial fame 
 much information. 
 
 " You can be," the Duke said, " Tory and stupid and 
 safe ; or Liberal and mediocre and hesitating ; or Radical 
 and clever and ruinous. An honest Ijiberal-Oonservative 
 would be a fine animal. But fine things in politics are 
 impossible. Mob rule is the worst of tyrannies, and we 
 approach nearer to it every day ; not by accident, but on 
 purpose, simply because the kind of ruin is popular, and 
 popularity means place. On the other hand, standing 
 still is bad ; and any setting up of classes of human beings 
 over other classes is utterly indefensible. I sometimes 
 think a duke with wealth and castles is the most ridicul- 
 ous object the sun can shine on, except, of course, an 
 anointed king. Yet the 'Majesty of the People' is a 
 myth. It is — as you can see by what I say— out of the 
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 question for me to give you advice. Only recollect that 
 principles are necessary in politics, but what they are 
 matters very little. Shodborough shall vote for you, or 
 I will know the reason why. 
 
 " Your affec. Uncle, 
 
 "C. 
 
 " Give my love to your wife. I hope her bright eyes 
 are not dimmed by our London smoke." 
 
 Perhaps it is a fact worthy of noticing that when Lord 
 Windermere heard of Jack's approaching departure in 
 search of political glory, he at once telegraphed to the 
 master of his yacht at Cowes that his cruise was post- 
 poned ; a change of plan with which, in that paradise of 
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 La RoCHiSPOUCAULD. 
 
 " Madame, 
 
 " I take it of bad part that you have not sent me a 
 cheque for my bill, for I have large moneys to pay to other 
 peoples, and what can I if I am not paid by my clients ? 
 I suffer in having to say that if I do not receive my due 
 before a week I shall be forced to bring before M. your 
 husband my claim, and to tell M. Chillingham that I am 
 about to request my advocate to gain it for me. 
 
 "lam, Madame, 
 
 ; " Your humble servitor, 
 " Louise de Brebaut-Grandcours." 
 
 This missive, written in small characters, ornamented ' 
 with magnificent spidery flourishes, was received by 
 Alice some half hour after Jack had left for Shodbo- 
 rough ; and Jack's last words had been a desponding 
 hope that they might not be in St. George's Workhouse 
 before long. It was certainly very terrible ; and besides 
 this magnificently-named maker of exquisite confections, 
 compared with which Worth's best work was devoid of 
 poetry, there were many other tradesmen who had, now 
 the season was well nigh over, been displaying an uncom- 
 fortable curiosity to see, as they themselves would have 
 put it, the colour of ChiUingham's money. Visions of 
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 borough rose in Alice's mind ; and she pictured to herself 
 the agony of a whole nation at seeing the future orator, 
 the budding Prime Minister, at the very outset of his 
 career, led, manacled and guarded, to the gloomy seclu- 
 sion of a debtor's gaol. Alice was not well versed in the 
 Bankruptcy Laws, but she had a dim consciousness that 
 at that moment they owed more than they could pay, 
 and that they were therefore to some extent dishonest, 
 and therefore to some extent deserving of actual punish- 
 ment. She had not yet been acquainted long enough 
 with genteel poverty to know that there is nothing dero- 
 gatory in attempting to cheat a tradesman by taking his 
 goods and paying for them in promises only. And what 
 made the discovery of all she owed on her own account 
 still worse was, that Jack had always insisted on deluding 
 himself into the belief that he had a wife who was supe- 
 rior to other men's wives in the matter of economy in 
 dress, and boasted so loudly that she, spending nothing, 
 could look better than other women who ruined their 
 husbands in milliners' bills, that Alice never had the 
 heart to disabuse him ; i}.nd though, perhaps, she had in 
 her pocket a stern demand from her bootmaker, or an 
 .outcry of indignant protest from her glover, preserved a 
 guilty silence, and allowed Jack still to " lay the flatter- 
 ing unction to his soul " that a woman can dress well and 
 spend little. ' 
 
 And now there seemed a very conspiracy of their 
 tradesmen suddenly to demand their money. Just at a 
 time, too, when money was even scarcer than usual in 
 North Street, and when it would be terrible for Jack 
 either to have his victory embittered, or his defeat made 
 doubly sad, by a disclosure of the crisis. What was to 
 be done ? She looked at her banker's book (Jack had 
 insisted on her having a separate account for the small 
 sum she called her pin-money ; for, as she remarked, 
 " Then you see, dear, I can't possibly leave the firm alto- 
 gether penniless. Women are always afraid of writing 
 
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 cheques." Alas ! the figures were on the wrong side, and 
 it was only a few days ago since her attention had been 
 politely called to this fact. 
 
 It never struck her that the relentless milliner would 
 have gladly lent the money to pay her own bill, or that 
 there were genteel little doors off the Strand, with three 
 unobtrusive, almost aristocratic balls above them, where 
 jewels, lace, and many other things can be deposited, and 
 a consideration received from a gentlemanly person who 
 takes charge of them. No vulgar " popping," or pawning, 
 or receiving of tickets ; quite a commercial transaction. 
 But, then, she was as yet a novice in the art of saving 
 appearances on nothing a year. All she did know was that 
 something uncommonly like ruin seemed already to have 
 come upon them, and that if she could save Jack a pang at 
 any cost, she would ; for had not his romantic love for her 
 been the cause of all ? Women are the true philosophers 
 where money is concerned. They solely value it for what 
 it brings, and rarely — except in isolated cases of old maids 
 who keep starving cats and omit to wash — love it for its 
 own sake, as many men do. In real life as well as in 
 novels women face ruin better than men ; it is only after- 
 wards, when the man has braced himself to bear the ine- 
 vitable, that the woman begins to kick against the conse- 
 quences of the ruin she had so boldly defied, and which 
 in the abstract she had not feared. It is Lombard Street 
 to a China orange that she then makes these conse- 
 quences worse to herself and to all about her; for the 
 capabilities of feminine repining are inexhaustible. They 
 were male dogs that licked the sores of Lazarus ; female 
 dogs would have scratched them. 
 
 In these days of energy, lawn-tennis, roller-skating, 
 and bear-fighting in high places, women have lost some of 
 their old and well-established luxuries ; and one of these 
 is that piece of consolatory refreshment, " a good cry." 
 A fair lady jilted would be much more likely now-a-daya ' 
 to throw a sofa-cushion or a loaf of bread at the faithless 
 pX^Q, or to accidentally topple him over on the sham ice, than 
 
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 to retire to her bedroom, let down her back hair and 
 weep as in the good old days. Yet the '* good cry " was no 
 doubt a very great comfort, surpassing in its pick-me-up 
 qualities even the glass of disguised alcohol with which 
 modern doctors soothe the nerves of great ladies living 
 on excitement. Alice, regardless of being behind the age, 
 and recking nothing of red eyes, laid her head upon the 
 terrible letter from Mme. de Br^baut-Grandcours, and 
 wept bitterly; and at that moment Lord Windermere 
 was announced. 
 
 " I beg your pardon, Mrs. Chillingham ; I " 
 
 " Oh, never mind," and she tried to smile, and hoped 
 she did not look ' an object." " You know women are al- 
 ways allowed to make fools of themselves sometimes, and 
 — and Jack's just gone to Shodborough," 
 
 " Yes ; but only for a week or so ; and to come back a 
 great man, licensed to make laws for us. I wonder 
 whether he could be persuaded to bring in a bill to make 
 women speak the truth." 
 
 " Why, Lord Windermere, don't you believe me ? " 
 
 " Believe that you were crying, and trying to spoil those 
 lovely eyes, because Jack has gone away for a week ? No." 
 
 " Then its very rude of you," and Alice attempted to 
 be angry ; but his kind tone was pleasant to her, and she 
 dreaded being left alone to think of Mme. de Br^baut- 
 Grandcours and St. George's Workhouse. 
 
 " Something in that letter has given you pain ? " 
 
 " No ; " and she crumpled it up nervously. " At least 
 — but it doesn't much matter." 
 
 " Doesn't it ? Well, for my part, I can't see what the 
 use of friendship is if one hides one's troubles from one's 
 friends. Now, if I were in trouble, I should tell you at 
 once, Mrs. Chillingham, though I daresay you'd be bored." 
 
 " No, I shouldn't, really." 
 
 " You see, I — it va^j be impertinent, but I don't mean 
 it so — I've taken a very great liking for you — and Jack : 
 I feel sure that he would tell me if he got into any roW. 
 
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 " ^ell, something has gone wrong anyhow. Have those 
 precious relations of yours been doing anj'ihing ? " 
 
 " Oh no ! but you musn't cross-examine me like this. 
 T suppose you think a woman never can keep a secret." 
 
 "I'll tell you what," said Lord Windermere, after a 
 pause, during which he had never taken his eyes off her 
 blushing face ; " I know what it is. It's money. Don't 
 be offended. Jack told me he was hard up. You were 
 crying about money." 
 
 " Somebody says that's the only thing worth crying for 
 in this world," she said, evasivly, 
 
 " Yes, of course. Bills, banker's book over-drawn of 
 course ; and here you are fretting your poor little self 
 
 over it all, hile I Do you know, Mrs. Chillingham, 
 
 the injustice in this world is terrible," and he jumped up, 
 and marched up and down the room. 
 
 " How do you mean ? " she asked surprised, by his 
 vehemence. 
 
 " Why, there are you and Jack — ^you the prettiest, 
 nicest woman in Christendom, and he the best fellow, 
 worried to death about money matters ; and here am I, a 
 selfish, useless animal, with such a heap lying at my 
 banker's that I can't spend it. I've just been taking my 
 cheque-book round to pay a lot of things, and it's filthy to 
 
 think that I can't actually spend enough, while you " 
 
 He stopped close to the table where she sat. "Look 
 here, Mrs. Chillingham, its ridiculous your being worried 
 about such things. Let me lend you enough to stop 
 your bothers." 
 
 " Oh no, Lord Windermere, it wouldn't be right at all. 
 Jack " 
 
 ** It would only be lending it to «ck really ; only 
 you see he has this election in hand just now, and it 
 would be a pity to worry him about milliners' bills, 
 wouldn't it ? Besides, y^erhaps he doesn't think you owe 
 quite as much as yo^i do." 
 
 Involuntarily Alice glanced at the dunning letter which 
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 Lord Windermere seized it. " Yes, just as 1 tliought," 
 he cried, impulsively. ** Well, you know, Jack wouldn't 
 be pleased to see this." 
 
 *' No," faltered she, feeling that it was no use to pretend 
 to be dignified under these circumstances. 
 
 " Then why ever let him be troubled by it, or any of 
 the others ? For, of course, there aie others." 
 
 " Really, Lord Windermere " 
 
 " Oh, my dear Mr.^ "!hillingham, you really must not be 
 offended. If you won't allow me the privilege of a friend, 
 I know Jack would — only why not save him annoyance 
 just now by permitting me to pay all these things, and, of 
 course, you — th .t is, he — can repay me at any time ? " 
 
 The woman 'vho hesitates is lost, they say. Alice hesi- 
 tated. She — unlike Mrs. Belfort — was blessed or cursed 
 with a moral sense, and she felt that to accept money 
 from a young man was not strictly right. Still she did 
 not believe it to be very wrong ; and, no doubt, as Lord 
 Windermere said, it would really be as much a loan to her 
 husband as to her. And then the pain and bitterness it 
 would save her and Jack ! Of course it would be paid 
 back ; and to Lord Windermore the temporary loss of a 
 small sum mattered nothing. Would it not be unfriendly 
 to refuse ? Yet, was friendship between a man and a 
 woman possible ? Alice believed it was, and came from a 
 country which has proved that it is so — that is, where 
 the blood flows slowly, and the soul is taken up with dollar- 
 making. And as she hesitated. Lord Windermere wrote 
 a cheque for £1000, and laid it on the table. 
 
 " Don't let us say another word about it," said he. 
 " When Jack leads the Radicals to victory, and takes 
 away all our property, I shall probably come to you for 
 a great deal more ; and," — here for one moment he aban- 
 doned his respectful, almost business-like manner as he 
 took her hand — " dear Mrs. Chillingham, I would give my 
 whole foicune to obtain for you a moment's pleasure." 
 
 And he was gone, leaving Alice with his cheque and a 
 kiss his lips had dare(i to press upon her hand. 
 
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 Alice's first impulse was to tear up the cheque and give 
 orders that Lord Windermere should never again be ad- 
 mitted. That her hand should have been kissed was not 
 so very terrible, for pretty women cannot always stand 
 on tiptoe of virtue when tliey value adequately their 
 prettiness and its advantages ; but that £1000 should lie 
 on her table as it were paid for that hand-kiss seemed 
 shocking. 
 
 And yet was it, after all so shocking ? Good heavens ! 
 A young married woman taking money from her — friend? 
 Yes, surely he was her friend and nothing else; and Jack's 
 friend, too. And it was to save Jack from trouble that 
 he did this. Of course, it was possible for ill-natured 
 people to say ill-natured things, but if she in her own 
 heart knew there was no harm, there was no harm. 
 " Dear me," said she to herself, " I wish I had been at 
 Oxford and learnt logic." As far as she knew, this £1000 
 would clear off all they owed. Yet — what a nuisance 
 Lord Windermere was, giving it to her instead of to 
 Jack, though, perhaps, Jack's exaggerated sense of inde- 
 pendence would have made him reject it. But surely, 
 then, if he would have refused it, it must be wrong for 
 her behind his back to accept. She seized a pen. 
 
 "Dear Lord Windermere, 
 
 "I return your cheque, which I could not think of 
 accepting, and I am astonished " 
 
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 No ! that would not do ; for if she had been astonished 
 she would ha e shown her astonishment before Lord 
 Windermere went. One thousand pounds ! It was a 
 large sum ; and how delicious it would be, when Jack 
 came back, to feel that there would be no money trouble, 
 crisis, or discoveries ! If Lord Windermere were only 
 twenty years older ! Yet, surely, it was absurd to care 
 about such folly as what spiteful people might say. If 
 she did accept this loan — at this point she took up the 
 cheque and unfolded it — at any rate. Jack must know at 
 once. She had a dim perception that Lord Windermere 
 would be pleased if she had a secret from her husband, 
 and nothing was farther |rom her mind than to gratify 
 him. But if it would be a gratification, did not that fact 
 alone prove decisively that she should not take this 
 money ? ' 
 
 Again Alice took up her pen. 
 
 "Dear Lord Windermere, 
 
 "I return you the cheque which you were kind 
 enough to offer to lend Jack and me ; because I think 
 that, if anything of the sort were done, it should be 
 through my husband, who understands about money mat- 
 ters. Very many thanks all the same for your great 
 kindness." 
 
 Certainly a stupid letter ; yet how could she explain 
 Iierself better ? It should certainly go ; and the envelope 
 was nearly directed when Mrs. Belfort was shown in. 
 
 Mrs. Belfort was one of those who are so entirely igno- 
 rant of deep feeling that they cause in lookers-on not so 
 blessed by Nature a feeling of shame at the absurd 
 reality of life to themselves, while this pink-and-white 
 doll unconsciously and without effort attained what no 
 pagan philosopher ever could quite honestly acquire. 
 She simply took life exactly as it came, an(J would nq 
 
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 more have complained at a freak of Fortune than sh^ 
 would have assaulted her ticket because the train war. 
 behind time. We have heard of laughing philosophers, 
 and of many other sorts, but the philosophy of ignorance 
 is the only kind that is quite perfect. 
 
 " I am in despair," she said, sitting down on the sofa, 
 and looking a picture of smug prosperity. " Quite in 
 despair, dear." 
 
 " And why, Minna ? " 
 
 " Charlie's left me ; gone after Mrs. Delmar." 
 
 "Charlie? Mr. Belfort?" 
 
 " Oh no ! Ey-the-bye, it is a coincidence. He's Charlie, 
 too. Oh no ! I mean Charlie Wildair. He was my 
 especial last season, and I meant it to have gone on for 
 another. Isn't it dreadful ? " 
 
 " My dear Minna " — and Alice Ipoked very grave — 
 " you know I hate your talking like this, and I believe you 
 only do it to annoy me. You don't really mean the dread- 
 ful things you say." 
 
 " Oh yes, I do ! Charlie really is desperately taken by 
 Kate Delmar. But, after all, perhaps I shall get over it, 
 though he certainly is the best-looking boy to be seen 
 anywhere now. Almost better-looking than Windy — eh, 
 Alice ? " and Mrs. Belf ort's big blue eyes rested maliciously 
 on Alice's face. 
 
 "I don't think Lord Windermere particularly good- 
 looking," said Alice, demurely. 
 
 "Oh!" 
 
 " He is very agreeable — sometimes." 
 
 "Oh!" ' ; 
 
 " And very fond of Jack." ' . .. ' 
 
 "Oh!" ' " - '-^^ '"■'■' '^"^ 
 
 " Why do you go on saying * Oh ! ' like that, Minna ? " 
 
 " Did I ? But, I say, Alice, you've been crying. What 
 a pity ! Tom Babbles declares every time a woman cries 
 she loses so much of the size of her eyes — decimal some- 
 thing or other he called it. I haven't cried " — and she 
 
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 pondered gravely for a moment — " not since my old man 
 would make the honeymoon a fortnight instead of a week. 
 And it was aggravating, for Charlie Wildair was desper- 
 ately in love with me then, and who could tell what a 
 fortnight's absence might do ? And after all my trouble 
 and anxiety, here is Charlie gone after all ! Do you like 
 my fiock, dear ? " 
 
 " It's lovely/' said Alice, abstractedly. " Do you know, 
 Minna, I want to ask you a serious question." 
 
 " People are always wanting to ask me serious ques- 
 tions. But they are generally men." > 
 
 " How do all th% women who are poor, and whom one 
 sees in different gowns every day, and with carriages and 
 things, manage it ? " 
 
 " What a funny question ! " said Mrs. Belfort, glancing 
 round the little drawing-room, which Jack in a fit of ex- 
 travagance, had furnished in the highest of what we are 
 now pleased to call high art. 
 
 "Well, but how do they ?" 
 
 " Why, people give them things, I suppose," said Mrs. 
 Belfort, carelessly. 
 
 " What sort of people — relations ? " 
 
 " Relations, dear ! Who ever heard of relations giving 
 anything ? No. What's the use of women being pretty 
 if they can't get things given them ? Why, though my 
 old man is very good to me, and scarcely ever grumbles 
 at what I spend, I find occasional presents very useful. 
 Poor dear Charlie Wildair — I am so sorry to lose him — 
 nearly ruined himself last year giving me things. In- 
 deed, I believe that house at Ascot — which my old man 
 was so cross about, that I had to declare I'd leave him 
 if he didn't apologise — must have cost Charlie his year's 
 income." 
 
 " And you took that from Captain Wildair ? " 
 
 " Of course I did. I shouldn't have gone to Ascot else ; 
 and I had the loveliest frocks — one, I remember, wa^ 
 blue, with -' 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 109 
 
 " I think you were very wrong," said Alice, rather in- 
 dignantly. 
 
 " Oh no ! Everyone does it ; and there's something so 
 pleasant about having things given one like that, that I 
 don't know why the fact of having a rich husband should 
 prevent one taking them — sometimes." 
 
 " Does everyone really do it ? " 
 
 " Of course they do. Why, you know as well as I do 
 that there are at least a dozen women going about now 
 whose husbands couldn^t pay for their dress, let alone all 
 their other expenses." 
 
 " It's very dreadful," said Alice. 
 
 " Dreadful ! Why, dear, I suppose rich men, particu- 
 larly rich bachelors, were made for the purpose ; and it's 
 quite the regular thing now. Nobody minds." 
 
 " Of course •! can understand." said Alice, slowly, " a 
 woman accepting a loan from a friend " 
 
 " Of course ! That's what it is — they're only loans from' 
 friends. Why, Emily Greenell told me the other day 
 that her husband always expected Lord Courtall to pa,y 
 the coal and beer bijls for each season." 
 
 "What! that boy?" 
 
 " Oh, he comes of age next year ; and he can get any- 
 thing from the Jews, they say." 
 
 " Look here, Minna," and Alice stood up in her agita 
 tion. " Supposing I told you that Lord Windermere had 
 — finding out by accident that my bills for dress and things 
 were rather troublesome — had offered to lend me enough 
 to pay them — only a loan of course — and I'm to tell 
 Jack ? " 
 
 " I should sa^ that Lord Windermere was only doing 
 what he ought," said Mrs. Belf ort, smiling ; and I shouldn't 
 trouble Mr. Chillingham about it, if I were you. Hus- 
 bands and wives often see a thing in different lights." 
 
 " But there's only one light in which anyone could see 
 this." 
 
 " Well, my dear, all I can say is, those poor ponies will 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 be grilled if they stand any longer in the sun. Men never 
 know when they're well off ; and if I were you I wouldn't 
 give my husband an opportunity of refusing a piece of 
 luck. Lord Windermere is enormously rich," 
 
 " But to have a secret from Jack ! " said Alice, half to 
 herself. 
 
 " Oh, I've heaps of secrets from my old man, though I'm 
 tremendously fond of him. He certainly gives me much 
 more than an one else, except compliments, and I do like 
 being told I am pretty." 
 
 "Do you? I hate it!" Alice's tone was decidedly 
 cross. It had certainly been a mistake to try and obtain 
 advice from this frivolous little woman ; but, neverthe- 
 less, the matter-of-course way in which she had taken 
 what was to Alice an announcement of great importance 
 had its effect ; and, when Mrs. Belfort's high-stepping 
 • ponies had rattled out of North Street, Alice tore up her 
 note to Lord Windermere and placed the cheque in a 
 drawer, so that she might still further think over the 
 course she would pursue. 
 
 So Mme. de Br^baut-Grandcours and the others got 
 their money, and Alice, half in innocence, but only half, 
 put her little foot on the path downwards. 
 
 Lord Windermere, when twelve hours had elapsed and 
 the cheque had not been returned, crowned himself in an- 
 ticipation with victorious laurels, and had he known as 
 much of Milton as of women, would doubtless have ex- 
 claimed — 
 
 If this fail, 
 The pillared firm: ""t is rottenness, 
 And earth's base b^^^o on stubble. 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 Ill 
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 
 What is a wise man ? 
 
 Well, sir, as times go, 'tis a man who knows himself to be a fool and 
 hides the fact from his neighbour. • 
 
 Old Play. 
 
 When Jack called at his club on the way to the railway- 
 station, he found there a telegram from Mr. Hort-on, of 
 Shodborough, saying that things were not quite ripe for 
 his advent, and that he had better defer coming for another 
 two days. Nothing loth, he returned in a swift hansom 
 to North Street, and was received by his wife with as 
 much effusion as if he had been through a campaign, or 
 been engaged for a winter in attempting to reach the 
 North Pole without lime-juice. 
 
 Failing to obtain any political directions from the Duke, 
 and his own mind being in a chaotic *tate with respect to 
 party cries and ambition, he determined to take counsel 
 of his friends before going to Shodborough. His friends 
 however, although willing enough, were not very capable 
 in this respect. Johnny Beere being consulted first, sug- 
 gested " Down with heverything " as a fine Radical motto; 
 but on Jack humbly observing that he thought that a 
 little strong, the professed " funny man " advised him to 
 take " Speed the plough, and down with machinery and 
 free tretde ! " for a war-cry. 
 
 But this wouldn't quite do. 
 
 " Look here, Jack " — Mr. Beere called everyone by his 
 christian-nam e after an hour's acquaintance — " I'll tell 
 you what we'll do. We'll have a dinner — a regular 
 
112 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 on Liberty, and the ' Mill on the Floss/ and all sorts of 
 Mills, which 'grind exceeding small' in the season here, 
 by-the-bye. * No mattar,' as they say in melodrama. 
 Why don't they call it apple, or nut, or ginger- beer drama? 
 as irtMos — the Latin, you know, for melons — are seldom 
 sold at transpontine theatres. The Venus of Melos — 
 misspelt Milo sometimes — lost her arms from disease 
 brought on by eating too many melons. Did you ever 
 read ' Fau se Alerte,' in * Monsieur, Madame, et B^b^ ? ' 
 Some French archaeologists swear that, like the parvenu- 
 loved Heralds' ^^Uege people, they have found Venus's 
 arms, but I don l believe it. But I am wandering from 
 the subject, as Queen Elizabeth said when she ran away 
 from Lord Essex, after boxing his ears, or might have said. 
 Never mind, we will return, as the Czar won't say when 
 he takes Constantinople. We will have a thoughtful din- 
 ner. 1 read a book — first-class — the other day, in which 
 the host was elevated (you never can make a joke before 
 a Roman Catholic) by his idea of having bills of talk as 
 well as bills of fare. That's what we'U have. I'll ask 
 the people, and we (5an all pay our share, and you shall 
 stand or sit at my right hand ^ndi keep the thing going 
 with me. Eh?" 
 
 "I don't quite see," began Jack, bewildered by the 
 other's flow of talk. 
 
 " Of course not. You now see through a glass (that 
 sherry and bitters) darkly ; but after such a dinner as I 
 will order, we shall see everything face to face. We'll 
 dine at — ah ! at the Aquarium ! There's ^mething fishy 
 about a political candidate which suggests it ; and you 
 can't be offended, as whatever you do there'll be plenty 
 of tanks — I mean thanks — with nothing in 'em. To 
 morrow night — eight o'clock. Are you game ? " "^ 
 
 " Of course ; though I ought to go to Sbodborough by 
 the last train that night. But who will draw up the con- 
 versation menii ? " 
 
 " I will, and I'll make everyone swear to observe it. 
 
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 113 
 
 the 
 
 By gad ! how intellectual we will be ! I say, old chap,rub up 
 your first principles, and all that sort of thing, will you ? * 
 
 " But what have they got to do with politics ? " 
 
 " Oh, I don't know ; but they might come in, and a 
 fellow like you, with a pretty wife and a duke for an 
 uncle, and a conscience, as I'm told you have, ought to 
 know all about first principles. But of course I shall 
 bring in politics about cheese-time. * The word poltik,* 
 as Count Smorltork said, ' surprises in himself,' and there's 
 nothing like surprise to aid digestion. We'll have politics 
 all dessert-time, and go on with it as long as you like ; 
 and we shall have a capital opportunity of comparing the 
 gifted * Zazel ' on the wire to a politician. I can hear 
 Keyser moralising about it already." 
 
 " The cannon would be the confidence of his party, I 
 suppose ?" 
 
 " And the net she falls so softly upon the outside mob, 
 always ready to hold up a fallen minister." . . 
 
 "And which he, like Zazel, only makes use of as a means 
 to get back to the cannon." 
 
 " Well, look here, Jack," said Johnny Beere, as he 
 sauntered towards a group in another part of the room, 
 " eight o'clock sharp — wits sharp, I mean." 
 
 » 
 
 " Not going to Shodborough till the day after to-mor- 
 row ? " said Alice, when she heard of this dinner-party. 
 " I thought you were in such a hurry ? " 
 
 " So I was, dear," said Jack; "but you see one day can't 
 make much difference, and though of course this business 
 is mostly fun, still I may gather something from it. I've 
 got to write my address," and Jack looked rather ruefully 
 at the foolscap, as yet unsoiled, which he had purchased 
 ior his mighty effort. 
 
 " Let me write it,' said Alice, bringing her husband a 
 light for his cigar. They were in the " den," or library, 
 of North Street, after dining out. 
 
 " Write away." 
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114 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " You're a Tory, of course ? " 
 " Anything you like." 
 " Well, let me see. ' Gentlemen- 
 them gentlemen, don't you ? " 
 
 You always call 
 
 
 " Always," said Jack, lazily enjoying the first whiffs of 
 a cigar which represented a day's income. 
 
 " ' Gentlemen,' " went on Alice, sitting at the writing- 
 table with an important air, and reading her words slowly 
 as she wrote them, *" if you elect me for Parliament you 
 will be doing a great good to England, and pleasing your 
 landlord very much.' " 
 
 " That's an argument ad hominem" spid Jack, with the 
 superior air that the quotation of Latin before a woman 
 gives a man. - ^ 
 
 " I daresay it is, replied Alice, inking her fingers in 
 perplexity ; " but I don't quite know how to go on." 
 
 " You must say which side I'm on." 
 
 " But how can I sav so when I don't know ? " 
 
 " That's just my difficulty." 
 
 " Oh, i know. * In consequence of the great difficulty 
 
 in taking a decided line in the unparal ' Where do 
 
 the two Il's come, Jack ? " 
 
 " First two," said Jack, sleepily. 
 
 " * Unparalleled difficulty of the present situation, I shall 
 be ' Are you listening ? " 
 
 " Yes, darling," and Jack waved his cigar in proof of 
 being awake. 
 
 " * I shall be ' No, ' I am,* that's much better—* I 
 
 am only prepared to tell you that whatever question may 
 come before me as your representative, I shall most cer- 
 tainly take the side which is right.' I don't see how any- 
 thing could be better than that." 
 
 " No," said he, rising and putting his arm round her 
 waist as he leaned over the table. " But they would want 
 to know what I thought right." 
 
 "Surely they might leave that to you," cried she, rather 
 indignantly, " What can a lot of butchers, and bakers, 
 
 
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A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
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 and people know about it? They must leave you to 
 settle that." 
 
 " I wish they would — when I've found out for myself." 
 
 " I'll always tell you what / think," said Alice, with a 
 pretty saucy air of wisdom. 
 
 "You!" 
 
 " Yes, sir. I'm not so ignorant as you think. I've had 
 pamphlets sent me ; pamphlets about the Turks, and mas- 
 sacres, and vivisection, and the Contagious Dis " 
 
 " Did you read them all ? " cried Jack, starting. 
 
 " No-o ; but I mean to. I had a lot about the contagi- 
 ous thing — something to do with cattle, poor ill-used 
 things, isn't it?" 
 
 " I vote we go to bed," said Jack, throwing away the 
 end of his cigar. 
 
 " But you'll let me help you with the address, dear, 
 when I've read all my pamphlets ? " 
 
 " Heaven forbid ! " said Jack, kissing her. " Don't you 
 bother your little head about politics — at least till I'm in 
 Parliament." v 
 
 " Ah, Jack ! " said she, putting her white arm round 
 his neck, and turning her great eyes up to his, " I long 
 for it to come right. Then I shall go every night to the 
 House, and how proud I shall feel when you make the 
 speech of the season, and everybody says when they 
 see me, ' That's the wife of Mr. Chillingham, the great 
 orator ! ' " 
 
 " You foolish little woman ! " said Jack, pinching her 
 ear. Do you know what a seat in the House means ? As 
 far as I can make out, it means sitting in a bad atmos- 
 phere, listening to bad speeches, while every now and 
 then you try vainly, like a bad fisherman, to catch the 
 Speaker's eye." 
 
 " You silly boy ! " said Alice, " you know perfectly well 
 that you will make a great success. At any rate I know 
 It, 
 
 " I only know you look too pretty to-night." 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " And you are not going to dine at home to morrow, 
 our last night ? You haven't ever been away yet. I wish 
 you weren't going at all ! " - 
 
 " And how about Shodborough ? " 
 
 " I hate Shodborough ! Why can't they elect you 
 without all this trouble ? Send your photograph and the 
 address." 
 
 " If I sent yours it might do more good," said Jack, as 
 he followed her up the narrow staircase. 
 
 " How 'jlad I am that he won't have Mme. de Br^baut- 
 Grandcour's bill to bother him ! " thought Alice as — 
 
 Her gentle limbs did she undresa, 
 And lay down in her lovliness. 
 
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 CHAPTER XII. 
 
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 Others apart sat on a hill retired, ■ ' ■ '; 
 
 In thougnts more elerate, and reasoned high - '^ ■' 
 
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 And found no end, in wandering mazes lost. 
 
 Paradise Lost. 
 
 Lord Brocklesby was so delighted at his second son's 
 public spirit in consenting to stand for Shodborough, that 
 he took a step which he had been contemplating for some 
 time, and from which his wife had been very eager to 
 dissuade him — he doubled Jack's allowance, and added to 
 his will a codicil by which Jack would inherit a small un- 
 settled property about equal to the present addition to his 
 income, at his father's death. As thfe will stood before 
 the codicil, Lady Brocklesby would have taken the pro- 
 perty, and she was naturally much incensed, and looked 
 round her anxiously for some means of revenge. 
 
 " You do it all, I suppose, for the beaux yeux of Alice," 
 she said. 
 
 " Partly, my dear — partly," said Lord Brocklesby, some- 
 what nervously, " though I think I would have done the 
 same had she squinted." 
 
 " It seems to me you are blind." ■ ^ ^ '^ 
 
 " No, I'm not, but I am getting a little deaf." 
 
 " Yes— :to the calls of justice." 
 
 " My love, do you suppose Jack and his wife could pos- 
 sibly keep out of debt on five hundred pounds a year ?" 
 
 " They are in debt as it is, and Alice is behaving very 
 badly to my boy," cried her ladyship, angrily. " The 
 more you give them, the worse it will be ; and do you 
 suppose that your wretched little hundreds can pay for 
 Alice's dress ? And somebody pays." 
 
 " What on earth do you mean, my lady ?" 
 
 " Never mind. Some day you'll regret leaving your 
 wife a pauper for the sake of " 
 

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 CHILDREN OF Nx^TURE. 
 
 But even lady Brocklesby couldn't say the word that 
 rose to her lips, and the conversation ended, leaving his 
 lordship more or less happy with the conviction that he 
 had annoyed his wife and yet had not laid himself open 
 to any very terrible retaliation. 
 
 " There, darling," said Jack to Alice, when he heard of 
 the addition to their income ; " now we shall get on 
 famously, particularly as we owe so little. Fancy if you 
 were like Mrs. Belf ort, or any of that lot ! Why, we should 
 have been broke long ago ! But, by Jove, it's wonderful ! 
 You dress better than any one of them, and cost nothing ! 
 Good-bye, dearest ! " 
 
 " Good-bye, Jack," said she, with tearful eyes. " Mind 
 you write every day — twice a day if you can ; and tele- 
 graph if I could do any good at Shodborough. How 
 horrid this dinner at the Aquarium is ! J should have had 
 you for another three hours." 
 
 At the Aquariun were assembled Lord Badsworth ; Mr. 
 Curlingfield, the Shakespearian commentator and hypercri- 
 tical f'hilosopher, who would have revelled in the famous 
 discussion as to how many angel s could dance on the poiiic 
 of a pin ; Johnny Beere, brimming over with bad pun3 
 and gay, nonsensical i un ; Keyser, the gloomy moraliser, 
 who kept his skeleton not in his cupboard, but in his 
 pocket, and who allowed no banquet to pass over without 
 its production ; Sir John Glorme, the wicked man, about 
 whom boys on entering London life spoke in awe-stricken 
 whispers, and of whom stories were told that froze the 
 blood of mothers, and caused all decent bodies to shudder ; 
 Flitterv, the man about town, who lived no one knew 
 how, bu o always on the best food and with the best com- 
 pany, and who knew a little of almost every conceivable 
 subject ; and Spencer Chillingham, who came with his 
 eyeglass to help his brother with a little advice, gnd, if 
 possible, to startle somebody by the negation of something 
 they believed in. ■■., -= 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 119 
 
 After all, it requires some intelligence to hold a sincere 
 creed ; any fool can be a sceptic. The blue-nosed ape at 
 the Zoological Gardens does not believe the sun will rise 
 next day ; it is so far above him that he scorns to have an 
 opinion ; but he does believe that the scheme of the world 
 is conceived with a view to his receiving a certain amount 
 of nuts every Saturday afternoon ; and he gets the nuts, 
 and the sun rises, and he says, " How foolish are the other 
 apes who have creeds as to the ^nn which they can only 
 see, while I believe alone in the nuts which I can crack 
 and digest." So the blue-nosed ape is clever and enlight- 
 ened, and never dreams that when the sun doesn't rise the 
 nuts will cease to come. But such ideas as these had not 
 entered the head of Spencer Chillingham, whose gospel 
 of incredulity was credulous to the extremest degree, and 
 who grovelled before the Pope of Disbelief more humbly 
 than Ultramontane ever bowed down to the Monarch of 
 the Vatican. 
 
 Their table was placed in a gallery overlooking the 
 glass-covered hall, and as they unfolded their napkins 
 and glanced at each other with that awkward suspicion 
 which Britonb usually affect before they are warmed with 
 meat and drink, a band below struck up an inspiring 
 medley of popular airs. 
 
 *' I rise, gentlemen," said Johnny Beere, solemnly, " to 
 protest against any flippancy to-night. This is an im- 
 portant occasion. My friend — our friend — Jack Chilling- 
 ham, is about to enter the lists and tilt against the enemy. 
 It is for us during dinner to discover what the enemy is. 
 I propose, therefore, that we form ourselves into a mix- 
 ture of a Social Science Congress and a St. James' Hall 
 Conference *o discuss, in the intervals of mastication, the 
 several subjects upon our conversation menu." 
 
 " MenuaiUe, he means," said Flittery, twisting his 
 moustache. , , 
 
 " Eh ? " said Badsworth, amused. 
 
 " Menuaille is French for ' bosh,' " and Flittery smiled 
 in a superior manner. 
 
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CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " The first subject is," went on Beere, referring to a 
 card beside his plate, " ' Th':: Aim of L'ie.' " 
 
 " I know," said Flittery, still smiling and still superior. 
 '* Aimer ! " 
 
 " Are we to make bad puns ? " asked Spencer, angiily. 
 
 " The aim of life," said Keyser, dreamily, " of course it 
 is to forget — to forget the past, to ignore the present, to 
 shut out the future." 
 
 " What would you have, then ? " said Badsworth, 
 laughing. 
 
 We should have " — and Keyser dropped his spoon 
 and looked up at the glass roof — " we should have our 
 Innerness — the life which is independent of the freaks of 
 outside eventualities. I myself, who have succeeded in 
 rising above all carnal feelings " 
 
 " Sweet or dry champagne, sir ? " 
 
 " Dry. I am able to look on happily, or if sadly, with 
 only the qualified and charitable sadness of a spectator, at 
 the passions and hopes and fears of the world. I am 
 able 1 don't think much of this champagne, Beere." 
 
 " Pooh ! " cried Spencer, delighted at the pause oc- 
 casioned by Keyser's sipping of his wine. " You are not 
 put here to look on. We are all actors, and no one wants 
 to be a super, or, if undertaking a big part, to be a stick. 
 Everyone's duty is to fight against prejudice; and pre- 
 judice is rampant. The world is like a gigantic lunatic 
 asylum, in which all the patients are not only curable, but 
 are rapidly becoming well. The keepers know this very 
 well, but also know that they will lose their salaries 
 when all are sane and there is no need for the asylum ; 
 so they give the unfortunate patients everything they 
 can imagine to keep them quietly mad, and only let one 
 or two out now and then when their sanity is beyond 
 question. But, nevertheless, there are so many sane ones 
 inside now, that the keepers and doctors must soon be 
 beaten, and the gates of the humbug-building be thrown 
 wide open for all to go out." 
 
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 121 
 
 " It strikes me we are wandering from the subject on 
 the card, * The Aim of Life,' " said Jack, looking at his 
 brother with some dismay. 
 
 " The aim of life," said Curlingfield, rubbing up his 
 hair, " is to enter into the glorious thoughts of the giants 
 of old days." 
 
 " By Jove !" said Johnny Beere, quite puzzled. 
 
 " Take Shakespeare, for instance. I myself have writ- 
 ten a pamphlet to prove that the disputed passage con- 
 cerning * runaway's eyes ' was never " 
 
 " Shakespeare ! " interrupted Sir John Glorme, who had 
 already obtained by skilful manoeuvring two glasses of 
 the Perier Jouet. "Shakespeare wrote for his time. 
 Swinburne writes for ours. And as to ' runaway's eyes ' 
 
 — except that they are frequently d d by the husband 
 
 who stays at home — I don't see what they matter. Be- 
 sides— — " 
 
 " Gentlemen, gentlemen ! " expostulated Beere, tapping 
 the table with the handle of his knife. " * The Aim of 
 Life,' if you please." 
 
 " The aim of life is to be happy," said Jack, hesitating. 
 
 " Yes, but how ? " said Beere. 
 
 ** By making others happy, of course," said Sir John 
 Glorme, with a leer. 
 
 " To be happy," said Badsworth, looking rather stern- 
 ly at the baronet, "it is absolutely necessary to be un- 
 selfish." 
 
 " Bah ! " cried Spencer, " selfishness is the very main- 
 spring of human movement. The whole fabric of civiliza- 
 tion and religion is built upon it. What does the first 
 mean ? — Trade ! What does trade mean ? — A, B, or C 
 trying to make a fortune for himself. And as to the second, 
 what keeps the mob straight or makes them wish to 
 keep so ? — Fear for themselves of that " 
 
 " * Something after death,'" put in Curlingfield, " which, 
 a.s Hamlet says in the improved version I have ready for 
 the press ' • 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " Selfishnees," went on Spencer, hurriedly, '* is the 
 real power in the world. Energy is another name for 
 
 XL* 
 
 " So the aim of life is to be selfish ? " Si Jack. 
 
 " Not exactly," said Flittery, who had scarcely listened 
 to the foregoing, being engaged in subduing by the power . 
 of his eye a young lady dining at the next table. " You 
 must discriminate. The aim of life is to get on. If a 
 man starts at the bottom of the ladder, he must see that 
 his feet are flrmly planted on each rung as he goes up. 
 When they irmly planted, and if he isn't obliged to 
 hold on with .o hands, he may use them to assist others 
 — to the rung below him." 
 
 " Didn't it ever strike you," said Badsworth, " that we 
 are all here engaged in trying to guess a riddle ? " 
 
 " I never could guess riddles," murmured Keyser. 
 
 " And that it is well worth guessing ? That life is not 
 a mere lounge, but a school where the best boy will get to 
 the top if he learns his lessons thoroughly ? " 
 
 " But what the deuce is the lesson ? " said Sir Johr. 
 " I've studied human nature pretty closely for these 
 last twenty years, and I only have found out two 
 things." 
 
 " And what are they ? " asked Jack, as the baronet 
 paused. 
 
 " That men are great liars, and that women are greater 
 liars." 
 
 " Twenty years — and that the result ! " said Badsworth, 
 half to himself. 
 
 " Well," said Sir John, turning on him, " what have 
 you found out in your five years ? " 
 
 ' I think I have found out this — that we often make 
 people what we think them. If you determine only to 
 see the bad side of a man's or woman's character, that is 
 the side you will be shown. When two people try to see 
 eaxih other's hearts, the good in one reflects the good in 
 the other, and the bad the bad," 
 
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 " God bless my soul ! " cried Johnny Beere, " here's the 
 fish done, and we are as far from having found out the 
 aim of life as ever. What's the next subject ? ' The Aim 
 of Life ' is abandoned ; we come to * The Causes of Sue- 
 cess in Society.' " 
 
 " A pretty wife." said Sir John. 
 
 " Intellect," said Curlingfield. 
 
 " Ej9Prontery," said Keyser. 
 
 " Stupidity and credulity," said Spencer. 
 
 " Good looks, good digestion, and knowledge of human 
 nature," said Flittery. 
 
 "We might argue the point till dessert-time," said 
 Bads worth ; " it's too complicated. I should be inclined 
 to say that a popular man may be anything except a man 
 without a pleasant grin." 
 
 " The pleasant grin has it," cried Beere. " But Baddy's 
 quite right. The subject is too big£ we'll take a corner 
 of it — ' The Causes of Success with W omen.' " 
 
 " Ah ! " murmered Sir John, smacking his lips and look- 
 ing positively fiendish in his archness. 
 
 " Earnestness," said Jack. " I fancy what women like 
 most in men is for them to be thoroughly in earnest. 
 They tell me that in foreign society. Englishmen are liked 
 so much — although they are gauche, and usually unable 
 to pay a compliment or walk out of a room — because they 
 mean what they say." 
 
 " I don't think that," said Keyser. " Mystery is what 
 women like. They only admire what they don't under- 
 stand. Byron knew this when he hinted at his mysteri- 
 ous crijnes and unholy passions." 
 
 " My dear boys," said Sir John, pulling his shirt-sleeves 
 over his chalky knuckles with an air, " you are both at 
 fault. Woman's one great pleasure in a man is to deprive 
 her female friends of him. You remember the old story 
 of the young man who went to the head of one great firm 
 and asked for his daughter, saying the other great firm 
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 the latter firm and asked to be made partner on the 
 ground that he was to marry the daughter of Firm No. 1 
 — and got both. "Well, that's the kind of thing I mean. 
 Make Mrs. A. think Mrs. B. longs for you, and make 
 Mrs. B. think Mrs. A. pines for you ; and, by gad, sir, they 
 both begin to long and pine, for the sake of spiting each 
 other." 
 
 Keyser looked intensely disgusted during this speech. 
 
 " They talk of women," he said half to himself, " and 
 the word love is never even mentioned." 
 
 " Why should it be ? " asked Spencer. "What is it ? 
 A sham — a poetical delusion. A thing some half-witted 
 fop, who had nothing better to do while guarding his 
 sheep on Parnassus, invented as a compliment to himself 
 when he talked nonsense to his shepherdess. I don't 
 want to be coarse, for I know it shocks Flittery, but the 
 plain fact is, that love consists solely " 
 
 " Hi, hi ! " cried Beere, bringing his knife down on the 
 table with a bang. " You're off the track. Pull up. I 
 don't see anything of love in the menu, though there was 
 turtle soup. No, it's time for the subject of the evening. 
 Jack's thirsting to astonish us with a brief account of the 
 Constitution. 'Politics!'" 
 
 " Define politics," said Keyser, who had not spared the 
 champagne, snorting with pleasure at the prospect of 
 puzzling even Spencer Chillingham. 
 
 " Politics," said the latter, adjusting his eye-glass, " is 
 the art of keeping the majority of a nation under the de- 
 lusion that they ought to be content to be poor, power- 
 less, and downtrodden, and hiding from them the fact 
 that they could kick their masters into the sea at any 
 moment. The fabric of civilized life is built entirelj^ on 
 imposture, and politics forms the machinery by which the 
 charlatans, who have climbed to the top on the ladder of 
 universal ignorance, work." 
 
 "I'm sure," said Flittery, deprecatingly, "politicians, as 
 a rule, are far from being charlatans. Consider for a 
 
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 moment how ail the best men in England join the House 
 of Commons, and remember what the House of Lords is! " 
 "I do, indeed," said Spencer, shuddering; "the most 
 splendid exhibition of arrogant stupidity to be seen in the 
 world." 
 
 " Really, Chillingham," said Flittery, his colour rising, 
 " I am ready to listen to many extraordinary remarks 
 from you ; but, as I happen to have two uncles in the 
 House, I must beg " 
 
 " No quarrelling," said Beere, " and stick to the sub- 
 ject. Let the candidate f jr Shodborough tell us what he 
 thinks." 
 
 
 
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 '* I don't quite agree with my brother there as to politics 
 — that is, the definition of the term," said Jack, wonder- 
 ing whether the Aquarium authorities would object to 
 his smoking a cigarette ; " and I don't see the good of 
 my telling you fellows what 1 think. Our object is to 
 settle what I am to think." 
 
 " Of course," cried Johnny Beere ; " so it is. It's a 
 mere question of choice of parties, as the linkman said, 
 when he read The Morning Post, and the biggest party 
 is the best, or at any rate that at which there is most 
 * carriage company.' " 
 
 "Yes, there's the grand fault of our system," said 
 Spencer. " The meddling of the well-to-do classes with 
 politics is most pernicious. How can a man with a good 
 coat legislate with a proper respect for rags ; a man with 
 clean hands see nothing disagreeable in dirty ones ; a 
 contented man know anything of the majority of his 
 countrymen, the discontented ? " 
 
 " Why, would you like to see the American plan — the 
 politicians a low and despised class — adopted here ? " 
 asked Flittery, in a tone of horror. 
 
 " Not a bit of it," said Spencer, firmly. " The politi- 
 cians of America, for all their apparent fierceness, are 
 Philistines. No! I hold that all but labouring men 
 are merely ornamental ; the real flesh and blood is to be 
 found " 
 
 "In Mr. Bright's residuum ? " asked Badsworth, smil- 
 
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 ing. "And where would you and the other well-con- 
 ducted Democrats be then ? " 
 
 " What matter where we are so long as power is in the 
 proper hands ? " cried Spencer, enthusiastically. " Oh, 
 I'd give every hope of fame or success I have, just to see 
 the prosy nobodies I have to listen to for such dreary 
 hours in the House kicked off their pedestals by a lot of 
 strong-minded nature — educated shoemakers." 
 
 " There's nothing like leather," murmured Beere. 
 
 " Man," went on Spencer, warming to his theme, "man 
 is so ignorant as yet that he does not know what a grand 
 thing he is when stripped of all the artificial and effete 
 attributes which silly custom has grafted on to him. 
 They tell us we cannot make a Utopia, and I ask why 
 not ? Poob ! We can make anything. We are omni- 
 potent as regards ourselves ; and as to equality — perfect 
 and pure and simple equality — being impossible, why, 
 the only wonder is that a little knot of people who hap- 
 pen to hold the gold and silver of the world should have 
 been able so long to prevent its advent. It will come — 
 it is coming fast— but I fear we have lived rather too 
 early." 
 
 " Never mind, old chap," said Beere, clapping him con- 
 solingly on the shoulder ; " cheer up, and remember that 
 if you had lived any later you would have missed 
 Zazel." 
 
 " But I don't quite see," said Jack, who was rather im- 
 pressed by his brother's enthusiasm, " how all this helps 
 me. I can't go and tell the Shodborough people to 
 divide the Duke of Cheshire's property amongst them." 
 
 " Good God ! " said Flittery, " Shodborough is intensely 
 Tory. You must be blue there." ' -{•- -^ - - 
 
 " Must I ? " said Jack, feeling that at last something 
 practical had been arrived at. 
 
 " Green enough here," said Beere, par parentMse. 
 " By Jove, here's Zazel ! We must shelve our debate for 
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 " No ; I'll tell you what we'll do," said Badsworth. 
 " Each shall write down as shortly as he can his 
 opinion on the different subjects of the day, and Cur- 
 lingfield, who is a master of the language, shall weld the 
 thing into one harmonious whole. Seeing that young 
 lady on the wire will perhaps keep us duly impressed by 
 the beauty of the old theory of the balance of power, 
 and the cannon part remind us of the horrors of war." 
 
 This proposition was assented to, and after a short time 
 the following admirable address was with some conscious 
 pride produced by Curlingfield : 
 
 " To THE Electors of Shodborough : 
 
 " GeNj'LEMEN, — I am unable to resist the request of so 
 many influential inhabitants of your borough, and I beg 
 to offer myself as a candidate for the vacancy in your 
 representation in Parliament. It being advisible that no 
 doubt should exist as to my opinions on the several ques- 
 tions which now divide men's minds, I will as briefly as 
 possible, tell you exactly what I think on each of them. 
 
 " Taking what is called the Eastern Question first, it 
 appears to me that while another war in defence of a 
 corrupt state such as Turkey would be most impolitic, 
 the occupation of any part of that kingdom by Russia 
 would be detrimental to the interests of this country ; 
 and that, although a causeless jealousy of Russia is most 
 unworthy of us, it is the duty of Her Majesty's Govern- 
 ment to allow no fear of propping up even Turkish mis- 
 rule to stand in the way of preserving a proper balance 
 of power in Europe, and the absolute freedom from 
 danger of our empire in the East. 
 
 " My opinion as to the proposed extension of the fran- 
 chise is simple. I consider that the agricultural labourer 
 is the perfect equal of many to whom the right of voting 
 has long ago been given ; but I should be strongly against 
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 in anj way with the power enjoyed by the present 
 electors. 
 
 "As to the Church of England, for which I have the 
 deepest respect, I should be most strongly against any 
 measure of disestablishment, unless I believed that in the 
 interests of freedom and in deference to the mighty /and 
 enlightened body of Nonconformists, such a measure 
 could be considered necessary. 
 
 " The game laws no doubt press hardly upon those per- 
 sons who want game and are prevented by circumstances 
 from preserving it ; at the same time I am bound to say 
 that there is nothing more sacred, more bound up with 
 the prosperity of this country, than the rights of property. 
 A measure which gave the poorest cottager an inalienable 
 right to the wild creatures provided by Nature, and re- 
 tained for game preservers those other rights which are 
 to my mind so essential, would meet with my hearty sup- 
 port. 
 
 " And I hold the same firm opinion as to the laws con- 
 nected with land. Should it ever be advisable to make 
 changes here, they should be such as to satisfy the land- 
 owner, whose greatness is bound up with the greatness of 
 England, while bringing peace, happiness, and prosperity 
 to the doors of every farmer and labourer in the land. 
 
 " To the Irish among you, I will go so far as to say 
 that, calling together the glories of the old House in 
 College Green, where Crattan, Curran, Shiel, and Flood 
 thundered their splendid rhetoric, I would gladly yield 
 to them the Home Rule they demand ; with only this 
 proviso, that not the smallest change be made in our glori- 
 ous Constitution, as amended in the year 1800. 
 
 '* I shall be amongst you almost immediately, and shall 
 be happy to answer any question you may desire to put to 
 me; although I apprehend, after this clear enunciation 
 of my views, that there will be little necessity for this 
 course." 
 
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 have it posted in case you should forget it or leave it in 
 your pocket." 
 
 And in High Street, Shodborough, next day, there was 
 much rubbing of spectacles and pondering over this 
 document; and while Mr. Horton, the Conservative agent, 
 asserted stoutly that Mr. Chillingham was "Blue to the 
 backbone," Mr. Rellible, the butcher, who was strongly 
 suspected of toying with tl e advanced Liberal party, 
 although he supplied the FitzCrewe family with meat, 
 declared that there was no doubt the young gentleman 
 belonged to Birmingham School. 
 
 And when Mr. H-opgoal, the son of the oil and colour- 
 man, and the idol of the Republican Club held at the 
 Goat and Horns, read the address, he turned pale, and 
 shivered at the thought of what his brother Republicans 
 would say, could they see him baffled by the words of 
 a member of the effete aristot racy. But, then, poor Mr. 
 Hopgoal did not know that the address had been written 
 after a great deal of Perier-Jouet, amid the boundings of 
 Zazel, applause of the spectators, and braying of a lively 
 band. Perhaps if he had known this, he would have 
 burned his books, even his copy of Tom Paine, and fled 
 to some land where life is taken more seriously. 
 
 The result of the efforts of Mr. Curlingfield was that, 
 when Mr. Horton and a choice deputation of " Blue " citi- 
 zens attended that afternoon at The FitzCrewe Arms, 
 they were perfectly in the dark as to Jack's opinions, and 
 that unfortunate youth found himself under the necessity 
 of forming these opinions hurriedly as he sat on a hard- 
 backed chair, faced by half-a-dozed perspiring gentlemen 
 in shiny black frock-coats, also on hard-backed chairs ; 
 while, as the ready question preceded the reluctant and 
 stammering reply for two mortal hours, and the cuckoo 
 came out of the clock on the wall at intervals and laughed 
 at him, and the sun shone on him and seemed to dry up 
 what little brains he possessed, and the children playing 
 
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 in the road screamed and put his half -formed answer to 
 flight, and flies settled on his nose and drove him mad, our 
 poor hero felt that, after this, he would have borne 
 patiently all the tortures of the Inquisition. 
 
 In the end, however, Mr. Horton carried him triumph- 
 antly through, and, at a great meeting held at the town- 
 hall two days afterwards, he was adopted as a fit and 
 proper person to represent Shodborough in Parliament, 
 although he scarcely as yet knew what his political opin- 
 ions were or were supposed to be. 
 
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 It was impossible that Alice could see so much of two 
 such women as her mother-in-law and Mrs. Belfort with- 
 out being in some degree contaminated. Hers was an 
 impressionable, credulous nature, assimilating itself in- 
 sensibly to those natures with which it came in contact, 
 and by reason of its ignorance of guile failing to see harm 
 where less pure ones would have recoiled with horror. 
 She had many points in common with her husband — his 
 impulsiveness and absence of suspicion ; and it was easier 
 for her to believe that the things she had always consid- 
 ered wrong were not so very wrong after all, than to be- 
 lieve that they were as wrong as she had supposed, and 
 yet were commonly practised by those amongst whom s!ie 
 lived. All the young married women she met appeared 
 to own admirers as naturally as they owned parasols ; 
 and where there was no concealment or attempt at con- 
 cealment it was difficult to believe there could be wrong, 
 or what poor Alice considered wrong's companion, shame. 
 For the last two months Lord Windermere had been so 
 continually at her elbow in public, that gradually the 
 whole of her ac^^iaintances had tacitly agreed to look 
 upon him as part of her establishment ; and — Jack hav- 
 ing already sufficient of the husband about him not to 
 bnjoy being a cavaliere servente — she did find it agreeable 
 enough to have a good-looking, pleasant young man always 
 at hand to anticipate and obey her lightest wish. Be- 
 sides, he was decidedly the principal target at which 
 mothers were shooting, for hia wealth was considerable, 
 
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 and what woman — the sweetest, the most unselfish — can 
 resist the pleasure of making her sisters angry ? 
 
 Jack Chillingham, whose knowledge of London and 
 London ways was very limited, would no more have 
 dreamed of hinting that Lord Windermere was too much 
 with his wife than of knocking her down. Lady Brock- 
 lesby, by cleverly-dropped bits of admiration at Alice's 
 success and other women's discomfiture, associated Lord 
 Windermere in her mind with an agreeable sensation. 
 Mrs. Belfort took the whole thing so much as a matter of 
 course, that Alice, when with her, felt ashamed of the im- 
 portance she attached to it ; indeed Mrs. Belfort would 
 as soon have thought of going out without a gown as 
 without a lover. Jack himself liked to have Windermere 
 to save him trouble, and indeed expense, in many little 
 ways ; and thought that his own conversation and parts 
 were as much that nobleman's attraction as Alice's com- 
 pany ; besides which, Jack, who was of that comfortable 
 order of beings who are satisfied with their own things 
 because they are their own, thought that Perkins (the 
 £2G a year kitchen-maid who was so reckless with the 
 dripping) was sufiicient to bring any gowr'Triet to North 
 Street. Thus all combined to make the downward road 
 easy to Alice's pretty feet ; and the world looked on, and 
 nodded and smiled, and was ready to turn from her with 
 contempt when she reached the bottom, to find no way 
 up again. As yet, however, the decline was very gradual, 
 and on either side the r^ses bloomed, and merry com- 
 panions in bright clothes made the road gay enough. 
 Hurljngham, Prince's, the Orleans Club, countless din- 
 ners, parties, and balls, race-meetings, garden-parties, in- 
 vitations to country-house for the winter ; and, above all, 
 a constant shower of delicate flattery, of only half-con- 
 cealed love-making, of passionate glances, and of triumph 
 over other women — if Alice's head had not been turned 
 she would have been a Gorgon ; and what woman ever 
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 Windermere's manner had not altered, as she was inclined 
 to believe it would. On the contrary, it was more deeply 
 respectful than ever, and if she sometimes surprised a 
 passionate look in his eyes, it was a surprise, and he al- 
 ways at once averted his gaze, and appeared confused. 
 In many indirect methods he humbly apologised for the 
 kiss he had in a moment of ungovernable feeling ventured 
 to press upon her hand, until at length Alice, full of pity 
 for his apparent remorse, was almost driven to tell him 
 there was no harm in it. Windermere knew well when 
 to " make the running " and when to " wait," although it 
 required a prize as fair as was Alice Chillingham to induce 
 him to remain behind so long and so patiently. He knew 
 perfectly well what the world said, and therefore had all 
 the prestige of a success ; the delights thereof were, in 
 his opinion, not far off. The main difficulty was that he 
 had not as yet been able to hit upon the weak place in 
 Alice's armour. Her innocence was not stupidity; her 
 vanity was too small to have much influence on her actions; 
 her impatience of control was something, and Badsworth's 
 interference had certainly furthered his cause ; and as to 
 her love for Jack, or her capabilities of loving, Winder- 
 mere had very hazy notions as to the meaning of the 
 word : looking at " love " as a convenient form of express- 
 ing coarse ideas in a drawing-room. He had easily fath- 
 omed Badsworth's feeling towards Alice, and it was with 
 some pleasure that he beheld the suicidal step of interfer- 
 ence taken by that young gentleman. Badsworth, on the 
 other hand, was driven nearly mad by the calm way in 
 which Alice had been, so to speak, handed over to Win- 
 dermere, and cursed Jack in his heart for a booby un- 
 worthy of a pretty wife. 
 
 When the latter had been about a week at Shodborough, 
 and reported that another five days would finish the task 
 of cajoling the electors for the present, a small party was 
 got up by Mrs. Belfort for the pui-pose of attending the 
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 entendres out of their mouths by means of a supper at 
 Lord Windermere's chambers. 
 
 " Somehow I aon't think Jack would quite like it," 
 said Alice. 
 
 " Nonsense, dear ! " said Mrs. Belfort. " What is there 
 to dislike in it ? " 
 
 " You see — Lord Windermere's chambers " 
 
 " They're very nice ones ; such pretty pictures — classi- 
 cal, you know, dear ; it's wonderful to think how small 
 the milliners' bills must have been in classical days ! " 
 
 And Mrs. Belfort sighed as she thought of the forth- 
 coming wrangle over her own extravagance which she 
 had annually with her husband ; for on this point only 
 did he dare speak, his commercial instincts for once sup- 
 plying him with some semblance of authority. 
 
 " Well, I suppose I had better say yes. What is the 
 party?" 
 
 " There are you and I and Mrs. Jellaby and Lady 
 Glorme, and each of us brings our man. I've Charlie 
 Holster, Tiny Jellaby has Jim Sunnerton, Kitty Glorme 
 has Flittery, and you, of course, have our noble host." 
 " I hate all this pairing," said Alice, impatiently. 
 " Nature, my love," said Mrs. Belfort, calmly, " only 
 nature." 
 
 With the exception of our heroine, a faster party than 
 this could not well have been got together, even by Mrs. 
 Belfort ; and when Badsworth, who was in a box with 
 some men, saw them enter the stalls, he groaned aloud. 
 In one of the intervals between the acts he met Winder- 
 mere in the lobby. 
 
 " Come to supper with me to-night ? " asked the latter. 
 " All that lot are coming." 
 
 " No thank you," said Badsworth, stitfly, biti ^^g his lip 
 with vexation. 
 
 At the door of the theatre, when they were waiting for 
 their carriage, he made an effort. 
 
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 " Must I ? " said Alice, mocking him and laughing. 
 " No, T don't suppose I must, except that I am hungry." 
 
 " I wish you wouldn't." 
 
 " Do you ? Why ? " she asked, carelessly. 
 
 " Because — because Do you think, Mrs. Chilling- 
 ham, that Jack " 
 
 " Here's your brougham," said Windermere, coming up. 
 " Can you give me a lift ? " 
 
 "Alice hesitated, and met Badworth's reproachful eye. 
 
 " *^ertainly," she said ; and they drove off. 
 
 The supper party was an immense success, as supper- 
 parties often are. Ijady Glorme sang little love songs 
 exquisitely, and gazed fondly the while into Flittery's 
 eyes ; Mrs. Jellaby was in a splendid vein of somewhat 
 risqu^ humour, and kept them all in roars of laughter and 
 Alice in an agony of blushes ; and Charlie Holster and 
 Jim Sunnerton danced a burlesqued cancan in a style 
 which enraptured the company. 
 
 The chambers consisted of two rooms, in the inner one 
 of which the piano stood ; and when Alice sat down to 
 it to sing them an English ballad, whose innocence was 
 like a ray of sunlight there amid the garnish glitter of 
 the gas, the others sat in the front room to listen ; all 
 save Windermere, who leant over the piano and gazed at 
 Alice's small head and white shoulders with quickening 
 pulse. The champagne had passed around briskly, as 
 good wine does, and he was not as much master of him- 
 self as usual. Not that he was drunk ; no one had ever 
 seen him to show signs of having taken too much wine ; 
 but his passions were more fierce, and his prudence weaker 
 than they should have been. And Alice — will readers 
 turn from this tale with loathing, if we say that a 
 woman, even the purest, cannot drink three, or even two 
 glasses of sti'ong champagne, amid a Babel of laughter, 
 joke, and song, without her imagination being a little ex- 
 cited — without her blood circulating a little quicker than 
 in the morning ? Moved by her own simple song, she 
 
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 turned to her neighbour instinctively for sympathy and 
 met his passionate gaze. 
 
 " Your song was cold," he said. *' They married and 
 had children, and went to church, and were happy ever 
 after. Here's a little thing from the French, which I 
 heard the other day." And as she rose and stood by the 
 piano, he sat down and sang in a true if not powerful 
 voice, with much expression : , 
 
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 " My soul has a secret, my life has its mystery, 
 
 My heart is stnick down to the ground at a blow, 
 'Tis so hopeless I fain would conceal the sad history, ■ 
 For she who has done it her deed does not know. 
 
 Not all my life's homage to her unperceiving it 
 Would render less lonely my heart's solitude ; 
 > Alone I should live in the cold world, and leaving it, 
 Leave her unwon ; nay, leave her unwoo'd. 
 
 Straight is her path ; not to right noi to left of it 
 Tixm her soft eyes, although God made her kind ; 
 
 She recks not of love nor of those who, bereft of it. 
 Murmur of death and despair to the wind. 
 
 And all but her duty austerely unheeding, 
 
 She'll glance o'er these verses, so hot with my flame ; 
 
 And sweetly unconscious she'll turn from her reading 
 Of her that I love, and will ask me— her name ! " 
 
 Alice was silent ; she did not care a straw for the man 
 at her side, but she was tete montSe — in a state when a 
 woman should be in church or under lock and key. Her 
 imagination was on fire ; the world seemed all love — 
 gentle pure love, such as angels may feel unblamed. 
 
 " My_ darling," whispered Windermere, suddenly catch- 
 ing her to him almost fiercely; and his lips met hers, and 
 for a moment — for a short moment — she suffered him, 
 and did not even turn her head away. 
 
 But his triumph was short. 
 
 "Lord Windermere!" she cried (the noise in the next 
 room luckily being at its height), wrenching herself with 
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 eyes—" you have insulted me ! I will never speak to vou 
 again!" ^ -^ 
 
 He attempted to speak ; but with an imperious gesture 
 she turned away and entered the next room. 
 . " Mr. Flittery, will you see if my carriage has come ? It 
 IS much later than I thought. Oh, it is there ! Thanks. 
 Good-night." ' > i 
 
 " I'm sure there was a row," said Flittery, as he walked 
 to his club with Sunnerton. " Probably she is spending 
 too much for his lordship. Did you notice her eyes when 
 she came into the room ? By gad, how splendid she looks 
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 The electors of Shodborough were much taken by the 
 frank pleasant manner of the young candidate sent down 
 by the Duke of Cheshire ; and as his grace allowed his 
 agents to spend money much as they pleased, all went 
 merry as a marriage-bell in the little town, and Jack 
 began to think politics not such weary work after all. 
 He had some sense of humour, and the canvass disclosed 
 to him many amusing interiors, which made amends for 
 countless hot and heavy afternoon dinners of which he 
 was frequently compelled to partake. The (politically 
 speaking) weak-kneed butcher was his staunch ally now, 
 and had no doubt whatever but that Jack was not so very 
 " Blue" after all ; while the patriotic band of Republicans 
 were in despair, and hated the aristocracy more tragically 
 than ever. 
 
 Mr. Flitterj', who liked to make himself useful to dukes, 
 came down to bear our hero company, and share some of 
 his burdens of politeness ; and Flittery was not to be des- 
 pised as an assistant, for had soft words been able to do 
 so, he oould have buttered nil the parsnips in all the ajar- 
 deus of England. Mr. Horton reported to the Duke that 
 the seat might be pronounced is nearly safe, and Mr. 
 Tollebens be now permitted to accept the stewardship of 
 those mysterious things, the Chiltern Hundreds, coupled 
 with a baronetcy, the price of his retirement. Jack was 
 beginning to become a little wife-sick, if we may coin a 
 word, and longed to see Alice's bright eyes again ; so he 
 
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 received with much satisfaction Mr. Hortor nounce- 
 ment that in a few days he might go back * ^n, there 
 to hold himself ready to swoop down v ab electors 
 
 directly the vacancy actualty occurred. at before he 
 went he had one other duty to perform, which was to 
 assist at the opening of the new Theatre Royal, Shod- 
 borough, built by the Duke, who was fond of the drama, 
 and presented by him to the town. All the dead walls — 
 and there were an astonishing number of dead walls at 
 Shodborough — were covered with yellow posters, quite 
 eclipsing the modest blue ones which contained Jack's 
 address, announcing that the eminent tragedian, Mr. 
 Arthur Arnington, and the star of burlesque, Miss Violet 
 Vandeleur, WERE COMING, and that a performance 
 would be given on such a night " by special request of 
 His Grace the Duke of Cheshire, the Honourable John 
 Chillingham, and Mr. Peter Weekes, Mayor." 
 
 
 It was four years before the time of which we are writ- 
 ing that Captain Reginald Hargrave, of Her Majesty's 
 Fourth Regiment of Foot Guards, was returning from 
 
 hunting with the H bhire foxhounds. He had seen a 
 
 good run from a good position, and was going slowly home 
 in that agreeable frame of mind engendered by the con- 
 sciousness of having acquitted himself well. His horse 
 was rather leg- weary, and, with a cigar in his mouth, he 
 walked beside it, every now and then resting his hand 
 affectionately upon the mane. A good-looking, broad- 
 shouldered youth, like many others you can see any day 
 on parade, or slowly traversing the cool Arcade of Bur- 
 lington-— not much intellect, but a good conscience, a 
 splendid appetite, and a total ignorance of fear. Why 
 should Nelly, the pietty daughter of Farmer Tilcott, of 
 the Crown Farm, have been standing at the little rustic 
 door that led into the orchard just as the captain passed ? 
 
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 Was it chance or was it fate, or had the little flirt seen the 
 red coat from her window*^nd descended ? All that is 
 certain is, that she blushed prettily as he took off his hat 
 and stood still, apparently somewhat embarrassed on his 
 side. 
 
 She spoke first. 
 
 '* I hope you've had good sport, Captain Hargrave ? " 
 
 The voice was low and soft, with just enough of the 
 country accent to add piquancy to it. 
 
 " Capital, Miss Tilcott," said the Captain, looking at her 
 with a]l his eyes ; " but I think meeting you is the best 
 part of thfe day." 
 
 " Oh, Captain Hargrave ' Men always say those silly 
 things, but they don't mean them." 
 
 " By jingo, I do, though ; but I can't keep old Marmion 
 standing still. Will you walk a little way down the road 
 with me ? " , 
 
 " Poor Marmion ! " said Nelly, laying her little hand — 
 not as white as some in Belgravia, but well-shaped and 
 pleasing to the eye — on the horse's neck ; " yes, I can 
 walk a little way, though papa wouldn't like it." 
 
 And then they walked together very slowly, and the 
 old story was commenced — the sad old story of credulity 
 and passion, of folly and crime, of momentary happiness 
 and life-long remorse. How often they met that winter, 
 until Hargrave was obliged to'go back to £own and duty ; 
 how Nelly pined for her absent lover ; how they corres- 
 ponded stealthily by means of a married sister in the 
 village ; how he hesitated between what his relations 
 would have called folly and what he knew to be crime 
 and cowardice ; how he chose the latter ; and how a pure 
 and trusting maiden became, because of her very trust 
 and purity, a thing which all properly brought up people 
 should shun with loathing and contempt, it matters little 
 to enter into here. The whole thing is so sad, and, alas ! 
 so common. It is happening every day, it will go on 
 happening, and it has always happened. As long as the 
 
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 world is divided into classes, and as long as hearts refuse 
 always to recognize the barriers which divide them, so 
 long will there occur these lapses frc:n the path which 
 seems so broad to those who have never been tempted out 
 of it. 
 
 Reginald Hargrave was no exceptional villain, no wicked 
 baronet of melodrama, to whom rustic virtue is an 
 absurdity ; he simply yielded to what appeared to him a 
 stern necessity ; for who could doubt that when duty and 
 inclination clashed, the former, at least where a woman 
 was concerned, should give way ? 
 
 He could neither forbear to see his loving little Nelly, 
 nor could he brave his father and astonish his scoffing and 
 sceptical brother-officers by marrying her. So he fell 
 back on the proverb, in medio tutissirn,u8, and was very 
 happy and made her very happy for a time, until she 
 found out what she had become, and knew that in com- 
 plying with his love she had, though he himself scarcely 
 knew it, lost his respect. Then all the usual results fol- 
 lowed. There is a ^'eat sameness in these stories. Quar- 
 rels, neglect, misery, separation ; and the man drinks the 
 waters of Lethe, and the woman the cup of degradation ; 
 the one adds a feather to his cap and receives more adu- 
 lation from his fellows, and the other is clothed with shame 
 as with a garment, and finds no course left for her but to 
 exult in her degradation if she would not die of it. Nelly 
 Tilcott, discarded by her family, deserted by her lover, 
 looked round for a means of existence, and chose the 
 theatre. Super, ballet-girl, small parts, an attempt at a 
 better one in a country theatre — success. She climbed 
 the ladder easily enough, thanks to a pretty face and some 
 intelligence ; and when, as Miss Violet Vajideleur, she 
 came to Shodborough, she was a star of some importance 
 in that lesser heaven occupied by the queens of bur- 
 lesque. 
 
 No one seemed to be at all surprised at Sir John 
 Glorme's appearance with her, nor at his taking the two 
 
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 best boxes in the theatre for every night of the company's 
 stay in the town. Several of the Shodborough ladies — 
 notably the wife of the principal solicitor — said it was 
 disgusting, and would have hissed poor Nelly if they had 
 dared ; but, oddly enough, they did not seem half so angry 
 with Sir John — who must have had something to do with 
 the matter, after all — and were delighted when Jack 
 presented them and their husbands and daughters to that 
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 Sir John Glorme was not a man much subject to emo- 
 tion ; every part of him, heart included, was as tough as 
 his face looked ; yet his liaison — or whatever the word 
 may be for such things — with Miss Violet Vandeleur was 
 of more importance to him, was more necessary to his 
 welfare, than most previous affairs of the sort. He did 
 not know that the absolute purity of her mind (a sad 
 contrast, alas ! to what of her was not mind) was the cause 
 of the hold she had over his senses. 
 
 "A pretty woman is like a good dinner," he said; 
 " there are many cooks clever enough to entice you to eat 
 more than is good for you ; but, by gad ! this woman is 
 like a better dinner than any ever eaten at Bignon's — you 
 can't stop eating, and yet you feel none the worse for it." 
 
 Nelly — or Violet, as we had better call her — saw the 
 best side of Sir John's character, not knowing that she 
 had been the first to bring to light the fact that there was 
 any side to it not wholly bad, and did not hate him. Their 
 union was, in her opinion, a purely mercenary transaction, 
 in which she would most scrupulously be honest as long 
 as the bargain which she had made was honestly carried 
 out. The poor child hated herself — as she now was — so 
 much that she had no strong feeling of any kind left for 
 others. She was popular behind the footlights, because of 
 her absence of professional jealousy ; and in front of them 
 the many young men who raved of her, and sent her 
 bouquets and bracelets, and spent weary hours at stage- 
 doors to see her enter her — or Sir John's — brougham, 
 
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 voted her either as oold as ioe, or else a wonderful speci- 
 men of fidelity. 
 
 And she was faithful, in a weary, sad way that would 
 have touched a worse man — if such existed — than Sir 
 John Glorme. 
 
 She had chosen her life — at least so she said to herself, 
 ignoring, woman-like, the fact that a certain captain with 
 blue eyes had been a scoundrel to her ; she had chosen 
 her life, and she would at least live that life with as little 
 reproach as possible. She did sometimes remember the 
 old days in H shire, when she only dreamed of hand- 
 some princes and dukes, who came to woo and wed the 
 farmer's daughter, in the intervals of real enjoyment and 
 innocent laughter, which seldom gave an opportunity for 
 day-dreaming. She did sometimes wonder, with a dull 
 aching at her heart — which Heaven forbid you, reader, 
 may ever have — why she had felt so unutterably happy 
 when his lips had first met hers; and she did sometimes long, 
 but with a longing that was almost killed at its inception 
 by despair, for one hour of her old feeling to return, so 
 that she might be able once more to believe, to trust, to 
 sin, even, but to sin, without knowing of the shame. 
 
 Everything was so cut and dried now. No sentiment, 
 no illusions, no romance. Carriages, diamonds, houses in 
 Brompton, perpetual laughter and empty love-making, 
 applause of the stalls, envious glances from the boxes, 
 enthusiasm of the gallery — bah ! she would have given 
 all these for one second of the thrill that used to be called 
 up when that somewhat stupid guardsman touched her 
 hand and gave vent to an inane compliment. 
 
 "But it had gone ; quicker than youth, anticipating that 
 restless visitor, beauty. Only four years ! And here she 
 was — she thought a fair temple it migkt be, but nothing 
 but ruin within. To act, to eat and drink, and have a 
 sufficiently rich protector, that was her aim in \ii&^> 
 
 Poor Violet ! Could Sir John Glorme, as he gloats over 
 you as his property, and hugs himself with the conscious- 
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 ness of being envied, only know what a tumult of unar- 
 ran^ed thoughts are surging within that well-shaped 
 head, what incomprehended desires are disturbing that 
 little brain, which he thinks never goes beyond dreams of 
 a new gown or anticipation of a Richmond dinner on 
 Sunday, he would be, not ashamed, for men of his stamp 
 leave that at their first school, but rather l larmed. Poor 
 Violet ! Impetuous, truthful, loving (though she knew it 
 not then), there was a whole poem in her nature, and 
 man — slave of habit — could only read the sad prose he 
 hD:d himself tried to scrawl upon her heart. 
 
 As she had two names, so she had two beings. There 
 was the Nelly Tiicott, who had believed in love, and who 
 had given up everything that made life worth having for 
 her lover ; and there was Violet Vandeleur, the burlesque 
 actress, who believed in nothing and nobody — not even 
 in herself — and had buried her heart, or thought she had 
 buried it, in the same grave which had gaped to swallow 
 up her character. Such was the young lady who, with 
 but little to hide the charms of her person, played before 
 Mr. Weeke^, the Mayor of Shodborough, Mr. Flittery, 
 and our hero, and was kind enough to accept an invita- 
 tion afterwards offered by the two latter to sup at the 
 FitzCrewe Arms Hotel. 
 
 It was a very pleasant entertainment, and certainly 
 equalled in gaiety, if not in refinement, that other supper 
 in Windermere's chambers of which we have heard. The 
 champagne was not good ; but Flittery had taken care 
 that it should be well iced, and ice is to wine as fox-hunt- 
 ing is said to be to society — it brings all classes together 
 on a footing of equality or nearly so. 
 
 Violet Vandeleur had a half-mocking, half-sad manner 
 that was veiy captivating, if a little be w^ildering at times 
 to the tyro; and Jack caught himself once or twice 
 wondering whether she were laughing at him or no. A 
 tinge of bitterness lay under the surface of her mirth, and 
 a close observer might often remark the cruel — if covert 
 
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 — sneer with which she received a compliment to her 
 beauty. The sneer was at herself, but those who saw it 
 naturally were alarmed, and it came tg be understood at 
 those clubs where young men do congregate that Violet 
 V. (as she was termed) was not one to be " tackled " with 
 impunity, or until the hardy cavalier had a certain amount 
 of wine beneath his belt. Jack Chillingham was thor- 
 oughly disgusted at the coarse speeches which Sir John 
 Glorme permitted to escape him, and at which Violet did 
 not even pretend to blush ; but he was pleased to observe 
 that she never replied to or seemed much amused by them ; 
 and once or twice he thought he detected a look of in- 
 tense sadness cross her features before the Baronet's 
 chuckle over his own wit had quite died out. Flittery 
 wondered lazily why Lady Brocklesby was so anxious to 
 part her second son from his wife, and rather wished he 
 had not engaged himself — for, reasons connected with a 
 certain invitation to a very select house into which Flit- 
 tery had not yet succeeded in creeping — to assist her in 
 her project. But Alice might have read all Jack's thoughts, 
 as he sat beside the burlesque actresi and tried to under- 
 stand the magnitude of the gulf which divided her from 
 her sisters with titles in Mayfair. Of course he could see 
 at once that she was not exactly what he called a " lady ;" 
 there was still in her voice a trace of the old country 
 " burr ;" and the natural brusque grace with which she 
 moved had not — although perfect in its way — 
 
 That repose 
 Which stamps the caste of Vere de Vere ; 
 
 while she seemed this evening somewhat defiantly to fling 
 her profession in his face by using theatrical slang and in- 
 sisting on " shop " talk. 
 
 Mr. Arthur Ajrington, the tragedian, who only became 
 " eminent " when out of Londor., ^eing contented with 
 very small parts when in that city, ow^iived himself ex- 
 tujtly as a tragedian should do. H^ was laconic, gloomy 
 
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 mysterious ; his hair was long, his ey«.s glittered, his gait 
 was dignified, until, unfortunately, a ninth tumbler of 
 champagne proved too strong for even this worthy descen- 
 dant of the school of rant ; and he dropped his " h's," 
 forgot his dignity, gloom, and mystery, hiccuped like a 
 low come. lan, and was eventually carried to bed by two 
 waiters, while he, in most affectionate if maudlin terms, 
 apostrophised Sir John Glorme as one to whom his heart 
 " would ever warm in friendship's tenderest tie." 
 
 But before this untoward if not unexpected event oc- 
 curred, Violet had left them, with a glance from her deep 
 dark eyes into Jack's face which made that incipient 
 politician remark to himself for the fiftieth time that 
 night, " Poor girl ! What a pity ! that old brute, Glorme ! " 
 and, going to bed perhaps the least bit affected by the 
 amount of doubtful champagne the laws of good fellow- 
 ship had compelled him to swallow, he fell asleep, and 
 dreamt that he rescued the black-eyed damsel from a 
 host of dragons (all with some resemblance to Sir John) 
 himself gorgeously and becomingly attired in golden 
 armour, and bestriding the winner of that year's Derby 
 but that when — the sward being covered with defunct 
 monsters, and Violet clad in the costume of Aladdin, safe 
 and sound — he rode with his vizor raised, to receive his 
 reward at the hands of the Queen of Beauty, that lady, 
 who was no other than his wife, reviled him horribly, 
 and finally condemned him to reside in Shodborough 
 High Street with Mr. Horton, and make a speech every 
 day from the balcony on the subject of the incidence of 
 taxation. 
 
 And while Jack wasted his time dreaming, Mr. Flittery, 
 after plunging his face in cold water, lit another cigarette 
 p.nd wrote to Lady Brocklesby a letter which detailed all 
 the events of the past twelve houi's. ^ ^i. 
 
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 CHAPTER XVII. 
 
 But love is siich a mystery, 
 
 I cannot find it out ; 
 For when I think I am best resolved, 
 Then I am most in doubt. 
 
 SucKLiNa, 
 
 For man was invented logic ; for woman the art of 
 reasoning by sentiment ; and as the male monopolises, and 
 sometimes makes sad nonsense of, the first science, so does 
 the female take the other to her fair bosom, and cherish- 
 ing it there as only woman can cherish an absurdity, 
 make the sickly thing live and flourish, and often get the 
 better of its robust and real brother. With a fair fieid and 
 no favour of intellect, we would back the deductions 
 formed by feminine wishes, joined with vague reminis- 
 cences of a brother's or a brother's tutor's catchwords, 
 against all the hard-and-fast proved facts of all the Oxford 
 professors. Angry as Alice was with Windermere for 
 having dared to kiss her, she was still more angry with 
 him for using those words — " My darling." This was 
 indeed preposterous, audacious, wicked to the last degree. 
 She was not Im darling ; she was nobody's darling ; 
 darlings ceased te be such when they married, or at least 
 after the honeymoon As to the kiss — well, there are 
 few women, even the most austere, who think very much 
 of a kiss. Perhaps they lack the nerve from the lips to 
 the heart which Voltaire^ mentions, and which the sterner 
 sex probably possesses. It may be that a kiss is so essen- 
 tially the antechamber of love to them, that they no more 
 are affected by it than we are by the entrance-hall of a 
 king's house. Of coui-se we know that to get into the 
 ftugust presence we nuist pass through the hall, but it is 
 not until the lackey has his hand on the door of the re- 
 
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 ception-room that our heart begins to beat and our knees 
 to incline inwards. To a man who has reached, through 
 vanity and a wish to excel his dogs and horses, the semi- 
 sentimentalism which does duty for the whole article in 
 this " empty day," a kiss is the very embodiment of 
 ecstasy ; the exact mingling of love as poets ha^^e it with 
 love as men have it, which suits his real sensualism and 
 his sham sentiment. 
 
 " The first kiss of love " is such a pretty thing — until 
 
 we find that the second kiss is rather better ; and 
 
 But we are leaving little Alice Chillingham all this time 
 with tearful eyes, swallowing her wrath as best she may, 
 and her breakfast not at all, as she sits with a letter be- 
 fore her in the place where her plate of buttered toast 
 should be. 
 
 " Can you forgive me ? I shall never forgive myself. 
 Yet fjD explain my madness would be another insult. Oh, 
 Mrs. Chillingham ! you in your purity can never under- 
 stand what a demon a man can be when But I will 
 
 not — I dare not try to excuse myself. I was drunk, I 
 think — not with wine ! Will you believe me when I pro- 
 mise never to offend again ? or must I go away and never 
 see you again ? Surely it can be no crime to see you 
 sometimes, and to talk about the weather ? I am sane 
 again now. I know what your servant will say when I 
 call, but can you not think that the brute of last night is 
 dead, and that the Windermere who is alive has no con- 
 nection with him ? Of course you are angry, and so am 
 I ; and both of us with the same person. Surely here we 
 are agreed, at any rate ? There is nothing I would not 
 do to reinstate myself in your good opinion ; for I feel — 
 pardon my presumption if T am wrong — that you in some 
 sense know me better than others — -that you have pene- 
 trated what might be called the crust of worldliness which 
 we are all covered with in Lot don, and know that I am 
 not quite the brainless money-spending machine 1 pre- 
 tend to be. You are growing still more angry as you 
 
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 read this letter ; you are vowing to yourself that you will 
 never see the conceited fool who insulted you again ; but 
 remember that, come what may, you cannot prevent me 
 always being your friend — -your true, your respectful 
 friend through life." 
 
 There certainly was nothing in this letter to offend her 
 anew ; yet she felt that the very writing of it was a fresh 
 fault, and she also knew — though she scarcely owned it 
 even to herself — what the forgiving of his offence would 
 in truth mean. No amount of sophistry on either of their 
 parts could prevent their future friendship or acquain- 
 tanceship being of a different kind from what it had been 
 before. They had their secret, which would, whenever 
 they met, be in their thoughts, and each would know it 
 was in the mind of the other. No ; she could not, in 
 honesty to Jack, whom she loved, forgive this imperti- 
 nent, troublesome, good-looking lord. She would not an- 
 swer his letter, and strict orders should be given not to 
 admit him. Of course they must meet in society, and 
 anything in the shape of cutting would only make peo- 
 ple talk ; but her converse with him should be henceforth 
 but " Yea " and " Nay," and it would be hard if he found 
 an opportunity of even asking her to forgive him. 
 
 And yet he was very charming ; his manner had that 
 soft caress in it which comes so well from six feet of man- 
 liness, and he had been so far educated as to be able to 
 touch lightly and pleasantly enough on many subjects 
 above the ordinary society style of conversation. 
 Although frivolous, he knew how to make his frivolity 
 graceful ; and although cynical, his cynicism could seem 
 at times only the cloak for a generous, almost a confiding 
 disposition. Moreover, Windermere had also all the ad- 
 vantages which repeated conquests give a man ; the con- 
 fidence, the experience, the art se faire valoir, which wo- 
 men always appreciate. They are utterly unable to 
 comprehend modesty in men when they themselves are 
 concerned, and do not quite despise the most harmless ot 
 
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 coxcombs as long as he only blows his trumpet loud and 
 long enough. 
 
 The result of Alice's cogitations was that no answer 
 should be sent to Lord Windermere, and that, at any rate 
 for the present, and until Jack returned, he should not be 
 admitted into North Street ; and she took up her pen, 
 and wrote a long letter to her husband, describing all she 
 had done for the last week, with some most amusing de- 
 t'-ils as to the " engagedness " of Emily Chillingham and 
 ti.e rector, but omitting all mention of the man who was 
 in her thoughts. Jack, smoking his pipe in the Shodbo- 
 rough Inn, was struck by this omission, and supposed that 
 Windermere had gone yachting, and then thought to him- 
 self what a good fellow his lordship was, and how lucky 
 it was that Alice liked him, " for," said the sagacious 
 Jack, " wives so seldom take to their husband's friends." 
 
 But Alice had reckoned without her host in supposing 
 that it would be so easy for her to avoid the man with 
 whose name all society was coupling hers. 
 
 That very night she met him at her father-in-law's in 
 Eaton Square, and was sent in to dinner with him. It 
 might have been awkward had not Windermere possessed 
 as much tact as a Frenchwoman, and chatted pleasantly 
 about the different topics of the day with the most perfect 
 unconsciousness ; and at last Alice plucked up her courage, 
 and soon found herself conversing as easily and gaily 
 with her neighbour as if she had not a few hours before 
 been vowing by all her gods she would never speak with 
 him more. 
 
 Flittery, just returned from Shodborough, was on the 
 other side of her, and she happened to catch some words 
 between him and Lady Brocklesby which caused her to 
 prick up her ears. 
 
 " You'll never make me believe it of Jack," said Lady 
 Brocklesby, shaking her head resolutely. ". I don't believe 
 he'd have the courage to speak to an actress — at any rate 
 not during an election. And is she so very pretty off thti 
 stage ? " 
 
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 " Violet v.," said Flittery, in a judicial tone, " is about 
 as pretty a little thing as you could find anywhere. Pret- 
 tier off than on the stage I should say." 
 
 " Of course her character " 
 
 "The less said about that the better," said Flittery, look- 
 ing horribly knowing. " You know old Glorme is — but," 
 and here he lowered his voice and leant across the table,, 
 "I think our friend Jack has " The rest was inaudible. 
 
 " What's that about Jack ?" asked Alice, in her clear 
 voice. 
 
 "Oh nothing," said her ladyship, sportively. "Only 
 that Jack, in the interval of politics, is studying the drama, 
 and with a very good instructor." 
 
 "And who may that be ? " 
 
 " Oh, no, Alice dear, we mustn't say ; that would be 
 telling tales out of school." 
 
 "But what is it all about ?-^what is Jack doing?" 
 asked Alice, with a touch of asperity in her tone. 
 
 " Only giving little suppers to Miss Violet Vandeleur," 
 said Lady Brocklesby, rather too eagerly, and with diffi- 
 culty keeping up the sportive tone in which she had com- 
 menced. "A terrible scandal, isn't it, dearest ? But we 
 have our little suppers, too," and she glanced at Winder- 
 mere. 
 
 " Suppers ! little suppers ! " exclaimed Lord Brocklesby 
 from the other end of the table ; " the very worst things in 
 in the world. I remember poor Harry Coulton, who shot 
 himself after supper at Grockford's. Everyone said that 
 his depression of mind was caused much more by the lobs- 
 ter jsalad than the loss of money ; and he had lost a cracker! 
 Now, I come to think of it, though, I'm not sure it was 
 after supper he did it, as I remember hearing the news 
 just as I was going from White's down to the House of 
 Commons, and that would have been too early. Stop a 
 bit — no, it couldn't have been White's, because " 
 
 But Alice could noi^ wait for the end of these remini- 
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 " What fun for Jack ! " she said, laughing, yet rather 
 constrainedly. " I'm so glad he has something better to 
 amuse him than snuffy Mr. Horton, and the horrid, greasy 
 electors, who are always making him make disagreeable 
 promises. And sO|Miss Violet — what's her other name? — 
 is pretty, is she ? " 
 
 " Oh, lovely," said Flittery, carelessly ; " and they say 
 — of course I know her very little ; I've rather a dislike 
 to that sort of thing myself — that she is very attractive, 
 better educated than most, and full of sentiment and 
 that sort of thing." 
 
 " How nice ! I've always wanted to know an actress." 
 
 " You'll soon have an opportunity then, my love," said 
 Lady Brocklesby, rather dryly. 
 
 '' No, no ! " shouted his lordship, who had caught the 
 last words. " Don't you do it, Alice. Never you let Jack 
 get among those people. It's like drinking opium, or any 
 other bad but attractive habit. Such freedom, such fun ! 
 Why, I recollect the day when I lived, as it were, behind 
 the scenes, and when " ■ ' 
 
 " I don't think we need have your experience," said 
 her ladyship, snappishly ; " and they wouldn't ppply 
 here, for Jack has, I should suppose, no intention of 1 ving 
 like you, behind the scenes." 
 
 " Oh, I wasn't married then ! " said Lord Brocklesby, 
 with a sigh. 
 
 Alice had the fullest confidence in her husband, and 
 yet she felt rather disquieted and inclined to be jealous. 
 She remembered the kiss she had received — she who was 
 so devoted to Jack — and felt that temptation is not 
 always too easily overcome. 
 
 However, Jack was to be back next day, and it would 
 go hard if she could not speedily efface from his mind 
 the recollection of even the loveliest actress that ever 
 wreathed a painted face in smiles. 
 
 Lady Brocklesby was very sympathetic in the draw- 
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 " You mustn't mind, darling," she said, pressing Alice's 
 unresponding hand, " little things of this sort." 
 
 " What sort ? " asked Alice, rather defiantly, and her 
 eyes looking fierce, 
 
 " Well, well, if Jack is foolish, my dear, you see he is 
 very young — and — actresses aie very taking to young 
 men. Besides, in these days, dear me ! one scarcely 
 knows what is wrong and what is right : even the best 
 people do such odd things. By-the-bye, how very much 
 changed Lord V/indermere is ! He used to be so very 
 general in his attentions — a male bee, getting honey 
 everywhere ; and now they say he is no fun at all, and 
 his best friends declare him almost a bore — so gloomy 
 and preoccupied." * 
 
 " What makes you talk of Jack and this actress in 
 such a way ? " asked Alice, suddenly. " How could he 
 help meeting her at Shodborough* ? Don't you suppose 
 he is able to speak to a woman without falling in love 
 with her ? " 
 
 "Of course, my dear," and Lady Brocklesby smiled 
 pityingly. " Of course, people do exaggerate and are 
 often most ill-natured. There may be nothing in it, and 
 even if there is, you couldn't expect to be difierent to all 
 the young married women ; and it makes not much dif- 
 ference whether it comes sooner or later." 
 
 " I hate hearing you talk like that, Lady Brocklesby !" 
 exclaimed Alice, with unnecessary vehemence. ** I don't 
 believe the world even here is as b d as you would make 
 it out. I don't a bit see why two people who — who 
 love' one another should ever drift apart, as you hint they 
 must." 
 
 " I don't see why they should ; I only know they gen- 
 erally do. Ah, my dear Alice," and her ladyship sighed 
 deeply, " when you have lived as long as I have, you will 
 know what I know — that it is only for children and poets 
 that such words as love and constancy have any mean-^ 
 ing." 
 
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 " Well, if one can't remain a child, one may try to be a, 
 j)oet." 
 
 The men entered at this moment. 
 
 " Alice is wishing to be a poet," said Lady Brocklesby, 
 .as Windermere approached them. 
 
 " Women — pretty women — are poetry itself," said he 
 gallantly, scarcely glancing at Alice's red cheeks. 
 
 " Ah ! " said Lord Brocklesby, " not so bad ; but nothing 
 to what we used to say in our young days. Now a young 
 man puts his feet up on a sofa and tells a lady to ring 
 the bell : and as to saying a pretty thing or turning a 
 neat compliment, they can go no farther than the poke 
 in the ribs or slap on the back, which used to be reserved 
 for the Jove-making of bargees and farm labourers." 
 
 '' Bravo, my lord ! " cried Flitte y, examining his dap- 
 per slices. " But I hope we are not all of us quite bears." 
 
 " No," said his lordship, who hated Flittery because my 
 lady liked him, " some of you are asses." 
 
 Windermere kept studiously away from Alice during 
 the rest of the evening, and commenced in the distance a 
 bantering flirtation with Jane, which that young lady 
 received with far greater gratitude than it merited, and, 
 almost alarmed by her good luck, cast anxious glances 
 from time to time across the room to see how her sister- 
 in-law " took it." She was somewhat disconcerted, how- 
 ever, by the abruptness with which the young lord's man- 
 ner changed, and became distrait and cold; and the 
 indifference with which he wished her good-night, having, 
 he said, to attend " the House," nearly caused her to cry 
 from disappointment. 
 
 There seemed something very eccentric in the manner 
 of driving adopted by Alice's job-coachman that night as 
 he started from Eaton Square. He was alone on the box, 
 and Alice was terrified at seeing him roll to and fro before 
 they had gone many yards, and show unmistakable sig^s 
 of being almost helplessly drunk. 
 
 Bang ! they went up against a lamp-post. The shock 
 
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 caused the man to drop the reins. The horse, albeit 
 usually of a mild disposition, was so surprised at finding 
 himself free with the reins at his heels that he speedil}' 
 broke into a canter shaved a cart by an inch in Grosvenor 
 Gardens, whirled the carriage round the corner of Ara- 
 bella Row with such violence as to threaten an upset, and 
 before they reached Buckingham Palace Road was going at> 
 a good hand gallop, with Alice too frightened to scream 
 or even to faint, and too wise to juiap out, huddled up in 
 a comer with her hands clasped, while the coachman held 
 on to the side-rails, and, with his eyes shut, muttered 
 mingled prayers and curses. 
 
 " Hollo ! " cried a young gentleman in evening dress, 
 and accompanied by a large cigar, who was crossing at the 
 comer of the Palace. " A runaway ! By gad I some one 
 must stop them ! " 
 
 Waving his arms and shouting, »he checked the career 
 of the frightened horse, and seizing him by the bit 
 brought him to a halt, at the expense only of a broken 
 hat, a fall on his knees, and the consequent damaging of 
 his black trousei-s. 
 
 " There's no harm done," he said, looking into the 
 
 gentleman and taka 
 
 brougham. " By Jove ! Mrs. Chillingham ! How lucky 1 
 With your permission I'll remove this gent] 
 his place." 
 
 Suiting the action to the word, he took the coachman, 
 who struggled feebly, by the collar, and deposited him in 
 the road, amid the grinning crowd. Then, taking the 
 bedraggled reins, he drove rapidly off. 
 
 "IJiope you haven't been much frightened," said he, as 
 Alice got out at her own door. " Good-night. I think I 
 know your stables, and will take the carriage there ; " and 
 lifting his battered and muddy hat with distant respect, 
 Lord Windermere drove away, leaving Alice, agitated by 
 very mixed feelings, on the doorstep. 
 
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 II n'y a point d'accident ai malheureux dont lea habiles gens ne tirent 
 quelque avantage ; ni si heureux que lee imprudenta ne puissent tourner ji 
 leur prejudice. 
 
 . . La Rochefoucauld. 
 
 " And so you don't care for your profession ? " 
 
 " How can I ? Don't you see what it is ? It's all very 
 well to talk bosh about holding the mirror up to nature, 
 and the stage being one of the great what-d'ye-call-'ms 
 of the age, and that sort of thing ; but it isn't, you know. 
 Of course, when a fellow puts on black clothes and plays 
 Hamlet or Othello, he may be a great man ; or when a 
 woman lets down her back hair and looks gloomy, and 
 makes the pit cry, she may be an artist, and all that ; I 
 can't say much about that branch. But I'm sure that 
 when a woman kicks her legs about and speaks bad lines 
 with worse puns, and winks at the young men in the 
 boxes, and — well, you know what I mean — I'm quite 
 sure that's not art, and when I'm called an artiste in the 
 papers it amuses me." 
 
 "But why don't you change and do something else,' 
 then ? " 
 
 " My dear boy," Violet Vandeleur assumed an air of ' 
 protection with regard to Jack that rather amused him, 
 *' you ask silly questions. Ah ! " — and she sighed — " I 
 wish I could change a good many things ; myself most 
 of all." 
 
 " And yet most girls in the class you come from are 
 envying you ? " said Jack, to whom she had confided her 
 history, or as much of it as she liked to tell. 
 
 "Do they? I suppose so. How little they know 1 
 The triumphs of a burlesque actress ! I declare some- 
 times, Chillingham, that I could spit in the faces of the 
 
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 grinning stalls for being such fools as to like the trash I 
 am saying or singing. And then the gloating old fellows 
 with opera-glasses, and young men from Aldershot, 
 who wait outside the stage-door and who send me notes, 
 and bouquets, and presents through the door-keeper. 
 Triumphs ! Every moment of the life of such as I am 
 is a fresh insult — all the worse because one can't — one 
 hasn't the smallest right to resent it. If I could only 
 
 " and the little hand was clenched and the white 
 
 teeth set resolutely. 
 
 " Could only what ? " 
 
 " Get away from it all — from the life, and everything," 
 she said, glancing almost imperceptibly at the door 
 through which Sir John Glorme might be expected shortly 
 to enter ; " sometimes to meet a good woman, or a man 
 who did't think one was only made for his amusement, 
 and nothing else. I declare, , Chillingham " — and she 
 raised her earnest black eyes to his — " I declare I don't 
 believe they think actresses have any souls ; they think 
 they are all paint and legs and jokes — ^and shame.'* She 
 said the last word half to herself, and with a slight 
 shudder. 
 
 " You said you longed sometimes to meet a good woman. 
 J am sure you would like my wife." 
 
 " Your wife ! " cried she, holding up her little hands in 
 horror, half real, half mocking. " Me meet the Honoura- 
 ble Mrs. Chillingham ! — me, Violet V., the incomparable 
 dancer of cancans ! " 
 
 " I don't see," began Jack, annoyed ; but she touched 
 him gently on the shoulder, and inteiTupted him. 
 
 '^You're a good fellow, Chillingham — I very nearly 
 called you Jack — but you don't know even your own 
 world. You don't know quite what I am, and how aw- 
 fully wide is the ditch between ladies in society and — ^no- 
 ladies out of it." 
 
 " But you don't know," said Jack, hastily, " how differ- 
 ent my wife is to the people you hear about. She isn't a 
 
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 fine lady a bit, and I know she would like to talk to you, 
 and perhaps might be able to comfort you a bit when you 
 feel low, like to-day." 
 
 " God bless my soul, child ! Why, the touch of the hem 
 of my frock is contamination. Don't you know that my 
 disease is catching ? " 
 
 She had lost her softness now, and said this with a 
 bold, mocking glance, which put to flight the sentimental 
 speech which trembled on Jack's lips, as indeed she in- 
 tended it should. 
 
 " I su})pose you're the best judge," he said rather 
 huffily. 
 
 " Of coui-se I am, and when you come to my age •" 
 
 " Why,, I'm two or three years older than 70u, Miss 
 Vandeleur ! " 
 
 " You forget how I have lived," she said, the mockery 
 giving place to a sad, far-away look. " I've packed twen- 
 ty years into four, T think. But why 7nu8t we talk of 
 me ? — it's a subject I detest." 
 
 " Then you are alone in that opinion," said Jack, gal- 
 lantty ; but she did not reply. 
 
 " Chillingham ! " she said suddenly, after a pause, during 
 which he had wondered what it wa.« that made her so 
 much more attractive than most women of her class, 
 " you're a good fellow. I should say you were the only 
 man in England who would speak to me of his wife. You 
 are one of very few who speak to me as if I were a fellow- 
 creature at all, and not always only a toy to play with 
 and despise. You make me feel more human —as if there 
 was some softness left. Tell me of yourself and her, your 
 wife. Is she pretty ? " 
 
 "Lovely," said Jack, enthusiastically, recalling the 
 smile in Alice's mouth and eyes as she bade him fare- 
 well. " And as good as she is pretty. You can't have 
 
 any idea how " He stopped suddenly, remembering 
 
 some vague wisdom about not praising one woman to 
 another. 
 
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 " I can have no idea of a good woman, you mean," 
 said Violet, rather defiantly. 
 
 " Oh no ! I didn't — indeed I didn't. I w;"3 going to 
 say I was sure Alice had no uncharitablene^s in her. I 
 wisltyou would let me tell her about you. She would 
 delight in seeing you. May I ? " 
 
 " Go and ask one of your fine friends thnt question," 
 said Violet, scornfully. " Or, rather, take cai e not to, lest 
 you find yourself in a lunatic asylum." 
 
 At this point Sir John Glorme entered, his brow a little 
 clouding as he saw Jack still in Violet's company ; for the 
 worthy baronet did not quite rise — cynic by profession 
 as he was — above the vulgar weakness of jealousy ; and 
 Jack was soon called away on electoral business not of the 
 pleasantest nature. Mr. Hopgoal, the bright light of the 
 Republican party, had suddenly issued an address, dated 
 from the Goat and Horas ; and poor Mr. Horton, who was 
 naturally of a desponding frame of mind, was in agonies. 
 The Duke of Cheshire, although generous in large matters, 
 was somewhat too fond of justice in the abstract, and f little 
 too intolerant of vulgarity and flattery, to be very popu- 
 lar with the multitude, and there had grown up, with the 
 ballot and other atrocities, a general though scarcely ex- 
 pressed opinion in the town that it would be rather a fine 
 thing to show some independence at last, and vote against 
 the FitzCrewe influence. 
 
 A leader only was wanted, and Mr. Hopgoal, a thorough 
 Shodborough man, connected by birth with half of the 
 best tradesmen, brought up at the Shodborough school 
 and speaking with the Shodborough accent — for Shod-, 
 borough prided itself on the purity of its tongue, and its 
 superiority in this respect to London — was the very man. 
 The Dissenting interest would go with him, for the Duke, 
 although he never entered a church himself, and when he 
 couM be induced to mention religious matters, gave ut- 
 terance to a kind of mild and easy-going materialism, or, 
 we might say, atheism without a backbone, which shocked 
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 good people, was a sturdy supporter of the Establishment. 
 The Irish party, too, would vote for Hopgoal, as he seemed 
 inclined to break somebody's head. Altogether, Jack's 
 prospects had darkened very much, and the meetings of 
 the committee at The FitzCrewe Arms quite lost the 
 comfortable glass-of-liquor-and-chaff air which they had 
 assumed before the Hopgoal address appeared. It was 
 true that the advanced Liberal party had always threat- 
 ened an opposition, but Mr. Horton had counted on their 
 candidate being old Mr. Mealey, of Mealey Park, whose 
 views were gentle, whose chances were small, ^nd who 
 had too wholesome an awe of the great house of Fitz- 
 Crewe to make a very desperate battle of it. 
 
 In the intervals of promising and vowing, and butter- 
 ing and cajoling, Jack, however, found time to write a 
 letter to his wife, explaining that he was kept at Shod- 
 borough by unexpected circumstances, and going on to 
 tell her of Violet, and the interest she had excited in him. 
 
 " You could not help liking her," he wrote. " She is 
 so pretty, and so sorry for herself, a: i ashamed of her 
 life, and queer altogether. Poor girl ! she says she has 
 no friends, no good woman to whom she can even speak ; 
 and I told her I knew you were enough above prejudice 
 to be kind to her, and to see her sometimes. She is not 
 a bit what one would suppose ; and really, when she told 
 me her history, which I will tell you when we meet, I 
 felt as if she had behaved in her life rather better than 
 one could have expected. I believe she has an engage- 
 ment in London soon, and I look forward to seeing my 
 darling wife doing an unfortunate girl a real kindness, 
 maybe saving her — who knows ? — from her present life." 
 
 It was perhaps unfortunate that this letter was put 
 into Alice's hands just after Lord Windermere had, as she 
 thought, saved her life at the risk of his own. 
 
 Fate seems very blundering in its arrangements some- 
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 Thurt from your presence forth I k'«^> 
 
 A loHt and lonely man ; 
 Reckless alike of weal or woe, 
 
 Heaven's benison or ban. 
 He who hjis known the tempest's worst 
 
 May bare him to the blast. 
 Blame not these tears — they are the first ; 
 
 Are they the last ? 
 
 Pbaed. 
 
 It is no doubt a nice thing to have your life saved, but a 
 good deal depends on its being done by the right person. 
 Alice, reflecting ov^er her adventure, was inclined to think 
 sometimes that it would have'been better that she should 
 be a mangled corpse than that Lord Windermere should 
 have prevented that consummation. " Is it fate," she 
 thought, " that seems to deny me the power of avoiding 
 him, and throws all these opportunities in his way ? * 
 When people begin to talk of Fate they are generally in 
 a bad way ; for a scapegoat is never looked for until there 
 is at least reasonable cause for believing that he may be 
 recpiired. 
 
 Of course Windermere called next day "" to inquire," 
 and equally of course Alice could not deny herself to him 
 under the circumstances. Indeed, it cannot confidently 
 be affirmed that she wished to deny herself. That he 
 was a hero to her she no longer attempted to coticeal from 
 herself ; but, good gracious ! there are plenty of heroes 
 about, and there was no reason she should care for this 
 one man more than any other. 
 
 " Yes," he said, after her somewhat incoherent gratitude 
 had been expressed, " yes, it wa^ lucky your horse was 
 8top|)ed in time ; but as to danger — there was no danger 
 to u\e ! — or difficulty ; why, any other fellow in the street 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 would have done the same in a second, only I happened 
 to be nearest to the brute's head." 
 
 " Why you were knocked down and dragged on your 
 knees, and you tore your clothes, and spoiled your hat — 
 and " 
 
 "Very serious damage ! I did do it rather clumsily, and 
 it's not kind of you to remind me of the fact. There was 
 a butcher just behind me when I stopped you who would 
 have done it with one arm." 
 
 " I don't believe any butcher would have done it," said 
 Alice, rather indignantly ; " and I insist on being grate- 
 ful to you, Lord Windermere, whatever you may say." 
 
 " Gratitude is better than dislike, at any rate," said he, 
 looking into her eyes; "and I was afraid yesterday that 
 you hated me. You ought to forgive what I did, be- 
 cause " 
 
 "Oh, I don't want to talk of it," cried Alice. " We've 
 forgotten all about it," 
 
 "You may have," he said slowly, and half to himself. 
 *'Ah! I wish /could!" 
 
 Alice affected not to hear, and seemed much in .erested 
 by something in the street. 
 
 "Jack's coming back directly," she said at last, after a 
 long pause — a dangerous pause — a pause in which each 
 thought of the secret between them — the fatal kiss. 
 
 " Is he ? " said Windermere, starting. " So soon ? " 
 
 " Soon ! he's been away nearly three weeks." 
 
 "And it has passed like three hours. I wonder if I 
 have ever been so happy before." 
 
 " Happy ! You rich men are always happy, are you 
 not ? " Alice tried hard to be playful, but scarcely suc- 
 ceeded. 
 
 " Are we ? Do you know, Mrs. Chillingham, that I 
 have, within three weeks, found out a great truth." 
 
 " And what may that be ? " asked Alice, looking rather 
 uncomfortable. 
 
 " I have found out that what I called pleasure and 
 
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 what I called pain up to this year, were not pleasure and 
 pain at all. They were only miserable counterfeits; shams, 
 I know the real thing now — both sensations — and they 
 have revealed themselves to me together." 
 
 " I don't quite see," said Alice, still interested in the 
 street, and only showing him her exquisite profile as she 
 gazed intently out of the window ; the while an Italian 
 organ-man, desperately sanguine, grinned, and nodd'id, 
 and bowed to her over his instrument. " I don't quite 
 see how anyone can feel pleasure and pain together." 
 
 " Don't you ? Have you ever been in love ? " 
 
 Alice looked round for a moment, and then quickly 
 resumed her unconscious tantalising of the Italian. 
 
 " What a question. Lord Windermere ! " she said, as 
 lightly as she could. " I thought you said the other day 
 that love had been civilized out of modern society, and 
 was only left in the village ale-shop, or among the hop- 
 pickers." 
 
 " Did I say so ? I was a fool. I never knew what 
 love was till the other day ; and then, when I found out 
 that the poets are not liars, that no amount of veneering 
 and sham civilization can kill the feeling which I now 
 know is the mark of our superiority to the animals — a 
 feeling which seems to be heaven and hell together — I 
 also found out what is the meaning of those sad words, 
 " too late ! " 
 
 " You are very sentimental this morning," said Alice, 
 'constniinedly, " and moralise like Mr. Keyser." 
 
 " Do I ? " he sighed gently, and looked, for Alice 
 glanced round for a moment, very handsome, as the sun 
 just touched upon his curly fair hair. " Well, I shnn't 
 bore you much more at any rate. I'm going to India 
 next week." 
 
 India ! It seemed a long way off; and there were 
 tigers and shipwrecks, and he had just saved her life. 
 Surely these were the only reasons why she felt sick and 
 faint as he said the words, and why her little hands 
 
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 grasped the bars of the window so tightly. The Italian 
 was getting tired of smiling, and began to think the 
 pretty lady in the window, for all her prettiness, was a 
 miser. India ! Why, people went to India every day ; 
 it was no journey at all now, they said. Besides, he was 
 nothing to her, this fair-haired man, with the soft smile 
 and stern 'eyes. Jack — Jack ! She only cared foi^Jack; 
 and he was fooling away the time he might have saved 
 her from all this — bother, with an actress — a pretty, a 
 fascinating actress, whom he wished, oh infamy ! to intro- 
 duce to herself. 
 
 But she only said, calmly : 
 
 " To India ! I didn't know you cared about travelling." 
 
 " Nor do I." 
 
 " Then why — why do you go ? " 
 
 " Because I cannot stay at home ; because I dare not 
 be near — dare not be in England, I mean. If I stayed, I 
 should go mad. I am glad " — here he rose and came to 
 her, as if to say good-bye — '" that Jack is coming back at 
 once. I know he is very fond of you, but ill-natured 
 people will say ill-natured things, you know, and it's 
 hard upon a poor little woman to be left all alone like 
 this." 
 
 Somehow his imminent departure for India seemed to 
 excuse the familiarity of speech. 
 
 " I want you to look upon me as your friend always," 
 he said, holding her hand, "and " He stopped, seem- 
 ing unable to say more. 
 
 Alice's little hand trembled in his, but she apparently 
 forgot to remove it ; and then they two stood while you 
 might have counted a score, and the organ-man departed 
 in utter disgust to play elsewhere. 
 
 *' When do you go ? " she said at last, gently. 
 
 " I go to-morrow ; that is, I go to get things ready, and 
 shall not come back to town again." ,;, , -^ r 
 
 " And must you ? " 
 
 " Unless you tell me to stiy." 
 
 
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 Alice was silent. The battle within her was too strong 
 for words. In the last ten minutes she had — as the man 
 beside her said that he had — found out a great, a terrible 
 truth. She had discovered that there were depths in her 
 nature which had not been stirred till now. She could no 
 longer deceive herself. She loved Jack — she knew she 
 loved him, as dearly now as the day when she stood en- 
 circled by his arms on the deck of the good ship Scotia ; 
 but this new feeling that had sprung up and seemed to 
 tear her very heart— it was far different. It was horrible 
 — it was delicious. It frightened her - it enchanted her. 
 Whatever it was, she felt born to be its slave. Was this 
 indeed Alice Chillingham standing by the window ? 
 That person seemed to have died, and with her her inno- 
 cence, her soft likings which she called love, and, alas ! 
 her happiness. She was no hypocrite to herself, and as 
 she looked up into Windermere's eyes she felt that all her 
 being had gone out to him ; that, come what might, strive 
 as she would, she was a guilty woman at heart. But she 
 would fight undauntedly to the end. 
 
 " What have my wishes to do with it ? " she said, tak- 
 ing her hand from his. 
 
 " I don't know, only that I have no laws now but 
 them " , , 
 
 Another of those deadly pauses, so much more eloquent 
 than any words. 
 
 " You — you will come back soon ? " She was tearing 
 a rose to pieces, and its petals fell at Windermere's 
 feet. 
 
 " No ! " he said fiercely. Then, stooping and picking 
 up the remainder of the rose which had dropped from her 
 hands, " Forgive me. I shall come back — when I can 
 bear to " » . • ' ; .. . ' 
 
 "To do what?" .: 
 
 Womanlike she hurried on what she would fain have 
 averted. No woman ever truly prays to be kept from 
 
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 temptation. She wishes for the temptation, that she may 
 — overcome it. 
 
 " To see you, Alice ! Will you not let me look into 
 your sweet eyes once more before I go ? ' 
 
 See looked up again. 
 
 " You ought not to speak like that ! " 
 
 " Ought not ! " he echoed, bitterly. '* No, of course, I 
 ought not. It is so easy for you, happy with your husband 
 and all you love, to say that to a miserable devil whose 
 life is a hell to him, just because he ought not. Don't 
 mind what 1 say, Mrs. Chillingham — I am half mad ; but 
 it is your fault. We shall not meet again for years. 
 When I come back all will be altered. Though I can 
 never forget what I feel ior you, I shall be able, at least, 
 to bear it with composure Now — but I am tiring you — 
 good bye." 
 
 He held out his hand, but she seemed not to see it. 
 
 " Do you think it is you, and you only, who have things 
 to bear ? " she said gently, looking him wistfully in the 
 face. " Did it ever strike you that to force yourself to do 
 your duty is sometimes as hard a fate as to be forced by 
 others to do it ? You men are very proud of your capa- 
 bilities of devotion and self-sacrifice when you love; but 
 will you ever sacrifice the love itself ? " 
 
 " Oh Alice ! " cried Windermere, suddenly interrupting 
 her. He had read her secret — his success — in her wistful 
 eyes. " Do not send me away! Tell me to stay ! I cannot 
 tear out my heart ! Do not be mad, and make yourself 
 miserable for a wretched prejudice I " 
 
 His arm was half round her waist ; his face close to hers. 
 The battle seemed all but over. 
 
 " No, no ! You have no right to think I meant — I 
 
 You must leave me now — I am not well." 
 
 Her white cheeks and trembling lips testified to the 
 truth of this. 
 
 
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 " No — I implore you — go ! I may be weak — wicked, 
 but I have strength enough left to tell you this : that 
 never willingly will I see you again." 
 
 " And I must go — to India ? " 
 
 " As you please." 
 
 Alice's tone was cold, but her heart was beating so 
 fiercely that she feared he would hear it. 
 
 " You mean this ? " asked he, softly. 
 
 " Cannot you see," she cried, " that you are torturing 
 me?" 
 
 " Forgive me, Alice — I may call you Alice once more ? 
 Good-bye — good-bye." 
 
 He bent over her hand ; his lips touched it. He was 
 gone. ' • 
 
 The closing of the street-door awoke Alice from an ap- 
 parent reverie. 
 
 " My God ! " she said in her heart, an expression of 
 startled horror on her face. " f^orgive me ! But I love 
 him — I love him ! " 
 
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 CHAPTER XX. 
 
 Alaa ! the love of women ! it is known 
 
 To be a lovely and a fearful thing : 
 For all of theirs upon that die is thrown, 
 
 And if 'tis lost life hath no more to bring 
 To them but mockeries of the past alone. 
 
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 Lady Meldrtjm concealed, under all her oddities and 
 vulgarities, a good heart ; and she had never been able to 
 cultivate up to the required pitch the art of destroying 
 characters and taking pleasure in hearing them destroyed. 
 She could say a rude thing with infinite gusto ; but she 
 bore no malice if the repartee was galling ; and she ob- 
 stinately refused to believe in the absolute decay of morals 
 which is supposed to have set in nowadays. Alice's face 
 and freshness had charmed her, and her indignation at 
 the stories now openly told of that young lady knew no 
 bounds. 
 
 " It's just like you all ! " she said. " Just because she's 
 prettier, and nicer, and more innocent than any of us, you 
 can't allow her even the mildest of virtues. Why, you've 
 only got to look at her and hear her talk to know these 
 tales are false — as false as Flittery's smile." 
 
 Flitterv was at once her friend and her detestation. 
 She despised him thoroughly, and never lost an oppor- 
 tunity of showing it, but he fetched and carried very 
 well, always knew what was going on, was tant soit peu 
 ornamental, well connected, and altogether an admirable 
 tame cat. 
 
 " Well, all that I can say is ," said this gentleman, 
 
 not noticing the reference to himself. 
 
 She interrupted him. " Whenever Flittery is going to 
 
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 be terrific in his spite he says, ' It's all he can say.' Now 
 for it!" 
 
 " Well, Windy is never out of the house ; and Mr. C. 
 is very often out of it — and — well, well, time will 
 show." 
 
 Badsworth, who was standing close by in conversation 
 with some other men, gi-ew very ppic and bit his lips, but 
 said nothing. 
 
 " At all events," said Lady Meldrum, " we might as 
 well have the story. I hate hints and innuendoes." 
 
 " The story is a simple one, and not a bit surprising to 
 anyone who has had their eyes open lately. Coming 
 back from Richmond last Sunday with his coach, who 
 should Charley Heyward meet going there — it was even- 
 ing — but Windermere in his phaeton, and with him a 
 lady in a veil ; but who was easily recognised as " 
 
 " As who ? " asked Badsworth, eagerly. 
 
 Flittery glanced at his face with a covert smile. 
 
 " Why, Mrs. Chillingham, of course." 
 
 " I don't believe a word of it." 
 
 " There is no reason why you should," said Flittery 
 turning away. 
 
 Then Badsworth went to his sister, to whom he had 
 got into the habit of confiding his griefs and joys. 
 
 She was a bright little thing, a painting by Watteau — 
 this Lady Eleanor Stonegrave. Artistic, sentimental, 
 mirth-loving, firmly believing in good was she, and pat- 
 rician to her dainty finger-ends. Her little head was full 
 of what she called — her pouting lips almost refusing to 
 bring out the big words — the amelioration of the masses; 
 but the practicability of her schemes was not much supe- 
 rior to that of the French queen, who could not under- 
 stand why the people should be silly enough to starve 
 when they could buy such charming brioches at two sous 
 apiece. Life was, as she intended it to be, very pictur- 
 esque to her, and as she had not yet met any man endowed 
 with a sufliciency of this quality — picturesqueness — she 
 
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 had hitherto refused all offers, and preferred to remain 
 Lady Eleanor Stonegrave. 
 
 " But what can I do, dear ? " she said, when her brother 
 had finished his recital. 
 
 " I'm sure T don't know — except — couldn't you warn 
 her how people are talking ? Of course, I know how 
 good and innocent she really is, and so do you." 
 
 Lady Eleanor shook her head softly. " 
 
 " Yes, you do. You needn't shake your head, Nell — 
 you must. But you see she doesn't know London, or 
 what brutes people are. And Windermere is such a cun- 
 ning brute." 
 
 " I don't see how I could interfere," said Lady Eleanor. 
 " She'd think it great presumption in an unmarried 
 girl ; and besides, dear, do you know, I don't much like 
 going to North Street, If Lord Windermere isn't there, 
 that odious Mrs. Belfort is sure to be." 
 
 " How like a woman ! Because poor little Mr. Bel- 
 fort doesn't happen to be in your ' set ' she is perforce 
 odious." 
 
 " How like a man ! Because a woman is pretty, no 
 matter what else she is, she is * poor little Mrs. So-and-so ' 
 at once. But, surely, Lady Brocklesby hears things about 
 her daughter-in-law ! She is not a woman people are 
 shy of talking before ; and I've seen her watching Mrs. 
 Chillingham when she's been talking to Lord Winder- 
 mere, in a very peculiar manner." 
 
 " Confound her ! " cried Bads worth. " I believe she 
 has some reason for wanting mischief to be made between 
 Jack and his wife. What an ass that fellow is, to be 
 sure." 
 
 At the time this speech was made, the ass in question 
 was shouting himself hoarse upon the hustings, making 
 prodigious points, audible only to the reporter, and in which 
 " the British Constitution " seemed to play a prominent 
 part. 
 
 But it was all of no use. The rebel spirit in Shod- 
 
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 borough flamed out fiercely at last, an(^ at the close of 
 the poll the numbers stood : 
 
 Hopgoal 
 Chillingham. 
 
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 " It was all that actress ! " muttered poor, perspir- 
 ing Mr. Horton, as he stood in the balcony of The Fitz- 
 Crewe Arms, and saw the crowd melt away which had 
 been listening to Jack's valedictory oration, to which he 
 had with great effort succeeded in imparting a lijetter-luck- 
 next-time air. 
 
 " It was all that d d actress ! It must have lost us 
 
 at least one hundred votes of the Low Church people, 
 that seeing him gallivanting about the streets with her." 
 
 Windermere did not go to India after all. He came 
 again to North Street for one more farewell, and Alice 
 hating herself for the weakness-r-asked him to stay in 
 ICngland. 
 
 She attempted to throw a sop to her conscience by 
 saying " Not at home " to him twice the next day, and 
 with feminine inconsequence allowed him to take her a 
 drive into the country the day after. 
 
 She scarcely yet realized the full meaning of what she 
 had done, of the change which had taken place in her. 
 She knew Jack was coming back immediately, and she 
 shuddered at her ingratitude, at her wickediaess .in not 
 being delighted, as a short week ago she would have been. 
 And yet, alas ! she was very happy — happy with a wild, 
 passionate enjoyment that she had never felt before. 
 
 With some women it is far greater pleasure to love 
 than to be loved. 
 
 Alice never asked herself whether she was not giving 
 her all, and receiving nothing in exchange. 
 
 Her " faith, unfaithful, made her falsely true." 
 
 Windermere, however, was not aware of the fulness of 
 his triumph. He did know her well enough to be aware 
 that she was not like the dozen or so of other women who 
 
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 had listened with downcast eyes and r.dttej^ng bosoms 
 to his soft words. That she was compromised, was enough 
 for him. That was tho great barrier to be crossed, and 
 the rest was easy. Her fits of coldness, her impatient 
 rejection of the smallest caress, her indignation even at 
 his calling her by her Christian-name, he looked upon as 
 so many feints to draw out the commencement of the 
 liaison as much as possible. That success was in his 
 grasp he doubted not at all, and he would not have ob- 
 jected to \N^at he considered her affected prudery, had it 
 been May instead of August, or were his yacht not await- 
 ing him in Cowes Roads. 
 
 Little knew he of the fierce ^)attl8 between passion and 
 dutv that raffed within Alice's heart. Little knew he of 
 the ridiculous pedestal upon which that young woman 
 had placed him. Had he dreamed of all this, he would 
 probably have retired alarmed ; for, as he had often said 
 at the club, '* there is nothing so disagreeable as to have 
 a woman too seriously in love with one." Whether this 
 speech did much to reassure the suspicious and pitiable 
 husbands who overheard it is, perhaps, doubtful. 
 
 Foi" the first time since they met in America, Alice met 
 Jack's honest look of admiration and rapturous embrace 
 with embarrassment. For the first time she felt that she 
 was acting when, in answer to his fond questions, she 
 avowed anew her affection for him. And ^''^^t she did 
 love him — in a way. 
 
 It was simply that till the other day she had not known 
 what p; ssionate love was ; she had mistaken the calm 
 happiness with which she accepted Jack's homage and 
 protection for a far different feeling. 
 
 As she lay down to sleep that night, her strongest senti- 
 ment was intense pity for herself, and a vague anger 
 with Fate for having so deceived and tricked her. 
 
 On one thing she was sternly resolved. Lord Winder- 
 mere, Jack, no one, should ever know the fiery ordeal she 
 /ad gone through. She would do her duty to he^ hu." 
 
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 band just as if no such person as the young lord existed. 
 She would cut this gui'^y passion out of her heart. Not 
 at once — that she knew to be impossible — but by degrees. 
 She would force herself henceforward to be contented 
 with such happiness as an unsatisfied heart could afford. 
 Her life would be incomplete ; she would be another of 
 those human beings who have just missed their destinies, 
 and have themselves made this world nothing but a stony 
 path along which to hurry, when it might have been a 
 garden of lovely flowers, wherein to linger is pleasant. 
 
 Jack's delight at returning, stung her to the quick. 
 She thought of Judas as she returned his kisses. She 
 almost longed to confess all, and throw herself upon his 
 pity ; and — it must be confessed that she had not had 
 quite time yet to pick up all the ways of society — she 
 fell on her knees, and, while thanking Heaven, with 
 charming inconsequence, for having brought her into this 
 sweet temptation, prayed eagerly that she knight be given 
 strength to overcome the same. 
 
 And Jack, ere he went to sleep, thought to himself that 
 his defeat at Shodborough, his poverty, and the pile of 
 disagreeable missives which awaited his return, were 
 amply compensated for l)y the pure love of his beautiful 
 wife. 
 
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 Desipere est mortale etemo jiingere et unii 
 Consentire putare, et fungi mutua posse. 
 
 Lucretius. 
 
 Armado.— Adieu, valoitv ! nist, rapier ! be still, drum ! for your manager 
 is 'n love : yea, he loveth. Assist me, some extempornl god of rhyme, for 
 I am sure I shall turn sonnetteer. 
 
 Love's Labour's Lost 
 
 The " season " flickered — flamed up at one or two despe- 
 rate gaieties, by means of which lovers of London tried to 
 obtain momentary oblivion of the long boredom now 
 approaching — and finally went out amid the champagne 
 and heat of Goodwood and the calmer joys of Cowes. 
 
 Like every other season it has been a " very bad one :" 
 the tradesmen had despaired, and made their cent, per 
 cent. ; the lucky proprietor of park chairs had amassed a 
 fortune in coppers, but had grumbled at the averseness to 
 seating themselves shown by some few spring captains ; 
 the linkmen apparently existing in a perpetual state of 
 hoarseness and semi-intoxication, had returned to the mys- 
 terious bourne from whence they should emerge when 
 the swallows again came back and to'd us it was summer ; 
 cross mammas and triumphant if perspiring papas con- 
 veyed their charges — less fair, less blooming, than a few 
 short months ago, and with the weight of one more lost 
 opportunity upon their shoulders — away to the green 
 pastures of home ; the tailors were beseiged by anxious 
 dandies who had put off" ordering their yachting or other 
 rural clothes to the last ; the doctors were sending their 
 patients to German baths, and were themselves arranging 
 their holiday tours : and the thorough London fogies were 
 congratulating themselves as the clubs gradually emptied, 
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 of the papers in order to make certain of retaining them, 
 or to hide tlie amusing novels under sofa cushions. 
 
 The bursting of the bubble of a London season has 
 something melancholy in it, and might indeed be made 
 the theme of several pages of moralising had we not to 
 attend to our story, and to develop as far as in us lies 
 the ulterior destiny of Alice Chillingham, 
 
 It is so much the fashion among novelists to take liber- 
 ties with the post-bag, that we offer no apology to our 
 readers for laying before them the following letters : 
 
 No. 1. From Lady Eleanor Stonegrave, at Hollingly 
 Hall, Cheshire, to Lord Badsworth, St. James Place, 
 London. 
 
 " Mv poor dear Frank, . 
 
 " Fancy your being kept stewing in London in 
 this weather and with no one to speak to except the 
 policemen and milkmaids ! I declare I think the army 
 ought to be broken up — or at least the guards ought — 
 when the season is over. Who on earth is there left in 
 town worth guarding, I should like to know ? So you 
 want me tell you all about our party here. I think I 
 can guess the reason, and am very angry with you, and 
 shall tell you nothing, except that we are all very cheery 
 and lazy, and the lawn-tennis ground is jierfect, and the 
 pUice beautiful in its way ; I don't care much for the 
 style. But the Duke is a Goth, and says Morris and Co. are 
 — well, he says a very rude thing about them, and always 
 laughs when I try to talk of high art. 1 suppose some 
 people, even sensible ones, have that sense wanting which 
 teaches us that there can be poetry in the leg of a side- 
 board, and a symphony in a kettle-holder, ^Esthetic 
 Perception is — but I wont give you a high art lecture, for 
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 tioned. The party here is not very large. It consists of 
 Mrs. Jellaby, who dresses in exquisite taste, and manages 
 to talk to every body about things they like, as if she 
 thoroughly understood each subject, and makes eyes at 
 the Duke, who lat o-hs at her behind her back, and is 
 charmed by her. Tnen, of course — how wicked we are 
 nowadays, to be sure ? — of course there is Charlie Hols- 
 ter, with very high collars, and much shirt-sleeve and bad 
 manners, but cheery and pleasant in a way too, and de- 
 voted to Mrs. J. ; Mr. Keyser, who moralises at breakfast, 
 which is a crime worthy of hanging, and who will try 
 and talk about art to me. Do you know, dear, that I 
 half believe — but, no ; yOu will only say I am conceited ; 
 all the same, I do think something. Mr. Tollebens — I 
 beg his pardon. Sir Marmaduke Tollebens, Bart — a snuffy 
 old gentleman, isn't he ? but full of intelligence, till after 
 dinner, when I fear he is generally rather too full of his 
 grace's '48. They took him to bed last night after he 
 had twice evolved a chair out of his inner consciousness, 
 and therefore had twice sat down rather painfully on the 
 floor. Another baronet — that dreadful Sir John Gloraie. 
 I cannot understand why the Duke should have asked 
 him here. One never breathes quite freely while he is in 
 the room, and there is something in his blood-shot eyes 
 which haunts me. We are, however, spared one inflic- 
 tion — Lady G. is not here. Johnny Beere, who is, as he 
 himself says, in tiptop form, keeps us all aliVe, though 
 how he manages such high spirits the fii*st thing in the 
 morning, when I hear he is the last to leave the smoking- 
 room, is wonderful. He and some of the younger men 
 pulled Mr. Keyser out of the bed tho other night, and Mr. 
 Keyser tries to cut him, but he won't be cut, and it is 
 amusing, though, perhaps, rather a shame. I think on 
 the whole practical joking is vulgar, and Mr. Keyser 
 takes it very welJ, considering. Lady Meldrum is here, 
 quite splendid, ridiculously overdressed, and a terror to 
 
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 the poor Duke, whose secretary must, I think, have in- 
 vited her out of contrariety. 
 
 ^' Then there are a lot of inferior FitzCrewes — cousins 
 and nephews, and others ; nearly all nice-looking, and all 
 ready to black the Duke's boots, which boots, by-the-bye, 
 are rather large just now, as his grace has a touch of gout' 
 and isn't in the best of tempers. 
 
 " Let me see — is that all ? No. There's Mr. Flittery, 
 who's amusing, and the best raconteur I know — good- 
 looking, too ; and the Chillinghams. Do you know, Frank 
 dear, that I like her very much ? Not a bit what I used 
 tj fancy her in London. I think she is melancholy ; she 
 is so gentle, and gives way to ever^^one in such a pretty 
 way. What eyes she has ! The Duke is hopelessly in 
 love with her, and no wonder. I can scarcely imagine 
 any man being near her for ten minutes without being 
 hopelessly in love with her. I£o2v I wish she would sit 
 
 to dear Mr. W as a * symphony,' or an ' arrangement,' 
 
 or something ! But she scarcely seems to think herself 
 pretty ; indeed I think she is the only unconceited woman 
 I ever saw. She has her pug and her husband with her. 
 The pug — Goggles by name — is delicious, with its tongue 
 hanging out of its mouth, and such a skin ! The hus- 
 band — well, I rather like him ; but — I suppose it's some- 
 thing wrong in my nature — I never care about a man 
 who is so palpaL. y in love with his wife. Of course he 
 ought to be, but I think he might manage to hide it. 
 Between you and me, I fancy his devotion ])ores her just 
 a little ; but then too much devotion bores every woman. 
 Mr. Keyser says that contempt is what a )\^oman likes 
 best ; but I hope that is not quite true. I know I hate 
 being despised. What a long stupid letter I've written ! 
 But it's your own fault. Make them give you leave as 
 soon as you can, and come to Stonegrave. We'll have 
 some acting ; and if you're all very good I'll paint your 
 scenery. — Your very affectionate sister, 
 
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 " P.S. — If you happen to be anywhere near Leicester 
 Square soon, go to Lambert's shop, and pick me up some- 
 thing delicious and quaint in old silver, as a present for 
 Emily Chillingham — something slightly ecclesiastical 
 would be best. 
 
 " P.S. No. 2. — I forgot to say that Lord Windermere 
 has accepted an invitation here, and comes the day after 
 to-morrow. The Chillingham s at lunch suddenly an- 
 nounced their intention of going to-morrow, but they 
 have been persuaded to stay another week." 
 
 Letter No. 2. — From Alice Chillingham, at Hollingly 
 Hall, to Mrs. Belfort, Cowes, Isle of Wight. 
 
 "My Dearest Minna, 
 
 " I really don't think that I have anything to tell 
 you. Compared to your doings — dancing, yachting, and 
 must I add, flirting ? — we are as quiet as qiiakers. The 
 Duke is charming, and we are fast friends — not fast in one 
 sense, you understand. He is far nicer when you know him 
 well ; his indifference, cynicism, and selfishness are all 
 put on, and if he were not a duke he would be perfect. 
 You will have seen in The Post what our party is ; I 
 know you are a great reader of the fashionable intelligence, 
 so I need say nothing about it. I was very much relieved 
 not to find a particular' person. You ought not to have 
 written to me as you did, Minna. Supposing that what 
 you said were true, or half true, would it not be a terrible 
 thing for him, for me, for — for everyone ? You know we 
 can't all be like you, and turn everything serious into 
 childish play. I envy you, dear, though I don't approve 
 of you, and I can't possibly imitate you, and would not 
 if I could. Jack is so good, and kind and nice ; not a bit 
 cross or put out at his disappointment about Parliament, 
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 think the Duke likes him extremely, and I'm • 'ire he 
 ought to. . , . 
 
 " I had to stop writing, as the luncheon-gong sounded ; 
 and now, what do you think ? The Duke has just an- 
 nounced that Lord Windermere comes on Friday. I've 
 told you so much that I might as well tell you more, for 
 I know you do not talk. I daren't meet him ! It is too 
 bad of the Duke to ask him — or, at any rate, it is too bad 
 of him to accept ; but we are going. I have persuaded 
 Jack that I want to go to North Street to arrange my 
 things before we let the house, and that I am dull here ; 
 and we shall go to-morrow. The Duke is furious ; but 
 I can't help that. Meet that man I will not at any price. 
 You don't know how torn and miserable I am, dear ; but 
 never write to me as you did last. Consolation does not 
 lie in that way. , 
 
 " In haste, 
 
 " Yours ever, * 
 
 " Alice CftiLLiNGHAM. 
 
 " P. S. — After all the Duke has persuaded Jack to stay. 
 Only forty-eight hours before he comes ! That odious 
 Mrs. Jellaby is full of her feeble wit, and she and Mr. 
 Flittery are whispering in a corner and looking at me as 
 I write. How I wish we had never come here ! " 
 
 Letter No. 3. — From Lord Windermere, the Wraith, 
 R. Y. S., Plymouth, to Lieut.-Colonel Herbert Der- 
 ringer, Travellers' Club, London. 
 
 " My Dear Herbert, 
 
 " Beastly weather, and rather lucky for you you 
 didn't come. Thunderstorms and calms. I think T shall 
 give up yachting. It's a snare and a delusion. Perhaps 
 
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 a big steamer with a party of cheery fellows who would 
 all play high, to go round the world in, might be fun. 
 Certainly trying to win a race when there's not enough 
 of wind to blow your flag out is damnation. I'm not sure 
 you are not right in hanging on in town. I am not sure, 
 indeed, that you are not right in everything. You have 
 no ostensible means of livelihood, and yet you live better 
 than I do. You haven't got a drop of the milk of human 
 kindness in you, and you are the most popular fellow in 
 London. You hate women, and they all dote on you. 
 You never take the trouble to do more than walk down 
 Pall Mall, and yet we all know you can shoot and ride 
 better than any of us ; and you profess never to open a 
 book, or to know an inn-sign from a Raphael, while your 
 friends are perfectly aware that you can write verses as 
 witty as Hood's and as melodious as Tom Moore's, that 
 you have read every work in English, French, German, 
 and Italian worth reading, are a first-class classical 
 scholar, and can paint at least as well as half the R.A's. 
 
 " You are an absurdity, that's the fact of it, and it 
 amuses me this sweltering day, lying under my awning, 
 with a pipe and a bottle of hock, to remind you of the 
 fact. 
 
 "You want to know what I am doing. Well, I'm 
 thinking of a pair of dark eyes. Not an unusual thing 
 with me, eh ? But this time I am not the victor musing 
 on the field of battle, but the beaten general wonder- 
 ing how the deu ;e he made so many mistakes. Of course 
 you know who I mean; even you must allow she is perfect. 
 I made all sorts of promises to keep away, «Sz;c. — you see 
 it has progressed — and I now intend deliberately to break 
 them. If there'd been any wind at these confounded 
 regattas, or if the Wraith had done better when we did 
 have enough to move through the water with, it might 
 have been different. But the ship is no good except when 
 reefing is i-he order of the day, and I'm sick of the whole 
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 Cheshire's invitation for next week at Hollingly, where 
 she is to be. 
 
 " Despite your solemn assurance that another row of the 
 old kind would be the last straw to break the camel's 
 back of the toleration of society, I intend to have one 
 more. Besides, I don't care a damn for society, and even 
 if it did look black — which I don't believe it ever would 
 on me (it only disapproves of those it can kick with 
 impunity) — Alice's eyes are worth a bigger price than 
 that. % 
 
 " She puzzles me rather. Whether she is amusing her- 
 self or is really seriously taken I can't make out. Some- 
 times I think: she is desperately in love with her husband 
 — not that tJtat even often stands in the way of a larky 
 woman. Sometimes I believe she only flirts with me to 
 be seen of men — and women; but ofteni-st it seems she is 
 wretched and sentimental, and trying not to show me she 
 cares for me. 
 
 " I wish you would go into society more, you old her- 
 mit, and then you might have i,4ven your valuable opin- 
 ion. She has the most lovely bands and feet I ever saw. 
 Lady Brocklesby is a curious w« man. All the season her 
 chief endeavour appeared to be to arrange that I should 
 meet her daughter-in-law. Perhaps to some women 
 match-unmaking comes as natural as match-making to 
 others. But it struck me as odd and rathv3r disgusting. 
 Write and tell me the news occasionally ; and if you have 
 any sweet love ditties written in your hot youth, you 
 might send them to me. It may be, according to Butler, 
 that — 
 
 ' She that by poetry is won 
 Is but a desk to write upon,' 
 
 but I haven't found it so ; only the poetry must be rather 
 incomprehensible to have much effect. 
 
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 Letter No. 4. — From Lieut-Colonel Herbert Derringer, 
 Travellers' Club, to Lord Windermere, Hollingly 
 Hall. 
 
 " My dear Winpy, 
 
 ** You're an ass, as I've told you a thousand times. 
 The Divorce Court is as vulgar as Hampstead Heath now; 
 and you look as well riding a whirligig on Margate Par- 
 ade as running away with your friend's wife, in these 
 practical days. The ridicule is all thrown on the Lotha- 
 rio, not the Benedict now, — on the horner and not on the 
 hornee. They manage these things better in France ; but 
 we do not live in France. A.s to defying the opinion of 
 people you live with, you talk like a boy of sixteen. You 
 might just as well cut off your feet so as to walk without 
 suffering from your corns. Of course, the opinion of your 
 set is a nuisance ; just as having your hair cut is 
 a nuisance ; but it must exist, and you must not let 
 your tangled locks stream ' like a meteor to the troubled 
 air.' 
 
 " However, ' Gang your ain gait.' I never trouble my- 
 self about other people's affairs. Only one thing — do not 
 commit the common mistake of being a friend of the hus- 
 band's. It is bad form. Just as I never tell a lie — not 
 from principle, but because it is less trouble to speak the 
 truth — so I have a reasonless, and utterly irrational per- 
 haps, dislike to anything like deceit. 
 
 " I have burnt all my school-day verses, I think — at 
 least lean lay my hands on none but these, v/hich are almost 
 too silly even for you to have written. However you 
 are welcome to them. > .r 
 
 "Yours ever, 
 
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 f:? '^ " Herbert Derringer." 
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 thought them perfect, we may as well place them before 
 the reader, on whom their perusal is not obligatory ; 
 
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 Oh, sweet eyes bathed in liquid blue ! 
 
 Oh, pouting rosy lips ! 
 Oh, tiny ears of shell -like hue 
 
 Oh, fairy finger-tips ! 
 
 \\^en to those lips my own I press, 
 
 And when that little hand 
 Nestles in mine with shy caress, 
 
 And — a magician wand — 
 
 Turns all my blood to sudden fire. 
 And bids me leave our mirth 
 
 For the stern joys of fierce desire. 
 Then heaven comes down to earth. 
 
 Then, as thy soft dishevelled hair 
 
 Half hides but to adorn 
 The glory of those bright eyes, where 
 
 A thousand Cupids mourn 
 
 That they are chained in heaven above. 
 
 And cannot come to kiss 
 Thy lips, whose wealth of earthly love 
 
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 I pray for death, that ne'er again 
 While beats my quickened heart, 
 
 Those words may come, so full of pain, 
 " Oh darling, we must part ! " 
 
 To feel that as I die thou'lt press 
 My eyes—ail filled with thee— 
 
 With quivering lips, whose mournfulness 
 Would make life sad to me. 
 
 Were joy indeed ; and I could then 
 
 A happy conqueror die. 
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 Who live so lovelessly. 
 
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 While thou'rt alive, and kind ; 
 
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 Love it is a tender thing, 
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 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 You have uot known 
 The dreadful soul of woman, who one day 
 Forgets the old and takes the new to heart ; 
 Forgets what man remembers, and therewith 
 Forgets the man. 
 
 D. G. ROSSETTI. 
 
 The shrubbery at Hollingly was celebrated. In its oora- 
 plicated windings it was easy to lose yourself — at least 
 many couples said so after a prolonged absence, thus 
 falsifying the old adage that two heads are better than 
 one, for no person alone had ever yet been puzzled into 
 forgetfulness of his proper road. How Alice and Wind- 
 ermere found themselves, the day after his coming, in a 
 shady walk some two miles from the house, the former 
 of them at least never knew. They had commenced their 
 walk with a large party, but there had been much straggl- 
 ing and defection, and at length, as we have said, they 
 were alone together. It was one of those afternoons 
 which make up to us English for the disagreeables of our 
 changeful climate. A bright blue sky, in which white 
 fleecy clouds sailed lazily, occasionally passing before the 
 sun and giving us a giateful respite from his beams ; the 
 shadows on the distant hills, ever changing, ever beautiful; 
 the bark of the sheep-dog in the neighbouring fields, 
 blending almost musically with the tinkling of the Swiss 
 bells which the Duke insisted on putting on his cattle ; 
 and with the hum of the honey-gathering bee, a scent of 
 many flowers on the summer air, a delicious feeling of 
 repose all around. 
 
 It was a day, an hour, . jr love ; but of course for love 
 only which is legitimate. However, we giieve to say 
 that these two young people sauntering along, but few 
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 their surroundings. Nature is too careless in these matters, 
 and the philosophers ought to see to it. 
 
 " I will go if you wish it," he said at last, stopping 
 short and facing her. 
 
 She said nothing, and the birds went on singing just 
 as if there were no such things as death struggles in 
 human hearts. 
 
 " I don't know why I came — I " 
 
 " No ! Why — why did you come ? " 
 
 She spoke eagerly, but never looked up. 
 
 " I suppose it was because I couldn't stop away. Destiny 
 is too strong sometimes." 
 
 " Destiny ? Is it destiny ? " 
 
 " Call it what you will," he said softly, and managing 
 to meet her eyes for a moment. " Any name will do for 
 — misery." 
 
 " Misery ? " 
 
 " Yes. What else is all this ? You make a plaything 
 of me — fool me — drive me mad with those eyes, and then 
 talk of propriety and duty as coldly as you would order 
 a bonnet. I suppose women are all the same ; but I did 
 think that you " 
 
 " You thought that I was as bad as many others whom 
 you have — known ? " 
 
 " I thought you were — what you are — an angel, or 
 perhaps I thought nothing. I sim])ly fell in love ; and 
 who reasons, or thinks, or argues then ? Now you have 
 had your success, and can go and laugh at me and try 
 somebody else." 
 
 "Do you think so hardly of me ?" 
 
 "Have you not played with my love ?" 
 
 " T have not .'"'and the colour rose in Alice's pale cheeks 
 as she looked up, her lips quivering with repressed feel- 
 ing. " You know I have not ! Do you believe one can- 
 not feel and — and hide it ? " 
 
 She put her hand on her side, and her breath came 
 (juickly, but he would not spare her a jot. 
 
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 " You hide it so well that it is hard to believe in its ex- 
 istence. It is so easy to talk of hidden feelings, while you 
 order me away." 
 
 "No, no!" 
 
 " You do not wish me gone, Alice ? You do not know 
 how much rests on your answer." 
 
 " Why," cried the poor girl, " why do you try me so 
 hard ?," 
 
 " Because I love you — because you love me. Can you 
 deny it ? Tell me now, here, once for all, as you shall 
 answer for your word to heaven, that you do not love me." 
 
 There was no answer ; her breath came short, and with 
 one hand she grasped the branch of the cedar under which 
 they stood. There was no answer, and no sound but the 
 distant cooing of a wood-dove. 
 
 " You cannot say so ! " His breath was on her cheek, 
 his arm round her. 
 
 " God help me, I cannot," she cried, raising her tear- 
 stained eyes to his and yielding to his embrace. And 
 their lips met, and the birds sang on, and the sun shone, 
 and the calm oxen cropped cheir evening meal and jing- 
 led their merry bells, just as if there were no such things 
 as shame and remorse, as crime and breaking hearts, as 
 faith and honour and purity trampled underfoot, in the 
 world. 
 
 As she stood before her mirror that night, ere going to 
 the drawing room, and saw her own loveliness ; as she 
 listened at dinner to the old Duke's courtly compliments, 
 and smiled approval of Flittery's stories ; more than all, 
 when Jack took her in his arms before going to the smok- 
 ing-room, r.nd vowed his little wife was perfection, there 
 was one person who hated and despised Alice Chillingham 
 from the depths of her nature, and that peison was Alice- 
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 So justice, while she winks at crimes, 
 Stmnbles on innocence sometimes. 
 
 Hudibras. 
 
 The French cynic, who sometimes took a rather narrow 
 view of society, has written, " On peut trouver des femmes 
 qui n'ont jamais eu de galanterie ; mais il est rare d'en 
 trouver qui nen ayent jawiais eu quune." It is sad to 
 think this may be true of women in general. At any rate 
 it was not so of Alice. Her love — now awakened in full 
 force for the first time — was an unselfish and an abiding 
 passion. She had given all, and it was a grief to her to 
 think there was no farther, no greater sacrifice she could 
 make. There was scarcely any remembrance of herself 
 in her mind — all was his. Women who can feel like this 
 had better never to be bom ; they are unfit for the busi- 
 nesslike and practical nineteenth century; they are anoma- 
 lies, who should have existed only when Arthur rode in 
 search of knightly adventure, with Excalibur flashing in 
 his hand. Jack had been the first civilised young man 
 Alice had ever seen ; her youth had been strange and de- 
 solate, and his ready sympathy and frank admiration 
 would have touched a girl even less impressible than she. 
 Till now she had never dreamed that he was not first in 
 her heart ; only there had been a never expressed and 
 scarcely understood feeling of disappointment with life, 
 .and with what she considered was love. It seemed so 
 tame and humble compared with the article as described 
 in poem and romance. Perhaps it was her fault, and 
 could only be attributed to her coldness and earthliness. 
 Now, suddenly, painfully, she was disabused. She knew 
 now how swiftly the blood could course through her veins ; 
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 the sentiment which — let the cynics and utilitarians say 
 what they please — after all does govern a good part of 
 the world. A gambler is supposed to live in a world of 
 his own, quite untouched by changes arouqd him. Em- 
 pires may fall, relatives may die, wives may elope, Mr. 
 Gladstone may write pamphlets. What matter — shall it 
 be black or red ? A woman " in love " for the first time 
 is much in this state, drunk, dreaming, bereft of feeling, 
 of affections, impervious to all v/hich does not touch that 
 one subject. The " moral sense " of which we spoke before 
 is for a time beaten entirely down, only however to ari,^e 
 again when the first delirium is past, and to take a cruelly 
 effective revenge. It was impossible that Jack could fail 
 to see the change which now came over Alice's manner to 
 himself. But he — and he alone of all lookers-on — entire- 
 ly failed to guess the cause. Of course as she grew colder 
 and could less and less often be prevailed upon to indulge in 
 those little marital toyings which are so annoying to look- 
 ers-on, he grew the hotter and the more anxious for such 
 distractions. After a round of visits, in most of which 
 they met Windermere — the shutters of North Street 
 were taken down, and Jack, reluctantly giving up 
 his vague plans of hunting — plans the state of his bank- 
 er's book sternly forbade the execution of — determined to 
 get through the winter as best he might by the aid of his 
 clubs, a little harmless play, and much theatre-going. He 
 was growing almost as moody and fitful as his wife. Do 
 what he would, he could not put a stop to the estrange- 
 ment which was growing up between them. They were 
 drifting apart, he saw with dismay, and he was powerless 
 to prevent it. There was nothing he could really take 
 hold of. Alice was soft and gentle, contradicted him far 
 less than before, smiled when he came home, smiled even 
 when he came home very late at night — a piece of matri- 
 monial rebellion she had used to take some umbrage at. 
 There was no al)solute thing to complain of. When he 
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 When he asked her if she was unhappy, she only kissed 
 him and said " No," and then perhaps put on a false air 
 of gaiety which hurt him almost more than her mournf ul- 
 ness. 
 
 Poor Jack ! It was a sad experience for a young, ar- 
 dent nature such as his. He had no hardness- — not even 
 so much as is necessary in the hard world — and he believed 
 in good so thoroughly. Life to him was what a smiling 
 port is to a sailor who has been long at sea. Everything . 
 was lovely ; promises were kept ; faith was reliable. 
 There was no purgatory in his idea of existence — it was 
 either heaven or hell. 
 
 And he lost much of his equanimity of temper, became 
 decidedly " cross," and absented himself more and more 
 from the pretty little house in North Street. 
 
 His embarrassments in the way of money were also 
 not calculated to enhance his happiness. Creditors 
 were rapidly losing the oily manner of the tradesman 
 anxious to please, and assuming the obnoxious air of the 
 dun. Jack's spasmodic efforts at economy did but little 
 good, and indeed had the effect of rendering these folks 
 suspicious, and neither he nor his wife had very clear 
 ideas as to that grand principle of economic life, that there 
 are exactly twenty shillings in a pound. 
 
 The more Jack stayed at his club the oftener during the 
 winter did Windermere run up from Melton, where his 
 horses had a splendidly easy time of it, and an unlooked- 
 for opportunity of attempting the mysterious equine feat 
 of eating their heads off" ; and of course the world, both 
 at the head-quarters of hunting and in London, wagged 
 their heads and said things of Jack which would have 
 startled that young and innocent gentleman. 
 
 Windermere was not by nature worse than most other 
 London men. He governed himself according to his lights, 
 and could scarcely be blamed because he failed to see there 
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 for it. From the moment of his going to Oxford — we 
 will do Eton the justice to say there are no toadies among 
 the boys and few among the masters — he had been put 
 upon a pedestal above other men, and invited to be selfish, 
 and to permit lesser mortals to flatter, and fetch and carry 
 for him. 
 
 Once launched into London society, he was at once the 
 target for all the bright eyes around him. With good 
 looks, good temper, average abilities, an old title, bound- 
 less wealth, who was so regardless of worldly advantage 
 as to say him nay ? And as he tossed his coroneted hand- 
 kerchief about, surely he would have been of extraordi- 
 nary virtue to remember that what was genial fun to him 
 was grief and ruin perhaps to many others. Society 
 shouted in his ear continually one refrain, " Amuse your- 
 self ! put your foot on my neck ! trample me well down ! 
 I like it from your lordship ! " and sang of him in the 
 words of Herrick : 
 
 May his pretty Dukeship grow 
 Like to a rose of Jericho ! 
 
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 ^lay the Grace and the Hours, 
 Strew his hopes and him with flowers, 
 And so dress him up with Love 
 As to be the Chick of Jove ! 
 
 Could it be expected that he would think of any other 
 person than himself, when all conspired to point out that 
 he owed no duty but to that person ? 
 
 His manner with women was almost perfect, and stood 
 in marked contrast to the awkward insouciance now af- 
 fected by our golden youth. He had found that, although 
 it was no doubt less trouble to lounge and yawn, and put 
 your feet up, yet courtesy was amply repaid by increased 
 success ; and he knew well that a pleasant smile is very 
 little trouble, and carries with it its own reward. 
 
 To men — except those of his own set — he was reticent 
 and somewhat haughty. But he was too rich to be un- 
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 popular, and the people he snubbed rather respected him 
 for doing so. 
 
 Careful enough in small things, never spending half-a- 
 crown when a florin would do as well, he knew when to 
 be generous, even lavish, with proper eflfect ; and he would 
 sometimes fool away money on race-courses, or over cards, 
 with apparent recklessness, while in reality knowing ex- 
 actly how much it would be convenient for him to lose, 
 and being quite ready to stop when the limit was reached. 
 
 Alice Chillingham was only one in a long line of vic- 
 tims ; perhaps one of the most difficult, and therefore the 
 most valued, but not standing out from the crowd with 
 any especial prominence. She cast down her pearls, and 
 the pig who picked them up did so as a favour, but was. 
 enough of an educated pig to prefer them to acorns. 
 
 The liaison was a great boon to those who remained in 
 town for the winter, when so few people run away with 
 each other, and when, as the Frenchman said, we all com- 
 mit suicide in the Thames. 
 
 The utter ignorance of Jack, of his criminal pretence of 
 ignorance ; the beauty, the freshness, the Americanness 
 of Alice ; the wealth and previous performances of Win- 
 dermere, all combined to make it one of those choice 
 pieces of scandal which to quote — or rather to misquote 
 — Gray, did 
 
 Wake to ecstasy the living liar. 
 
 The Rev. Theophilus Garter, who had by this time 
 united himself to Emily, heard of it, and lifted his white 
 hands in pious horror. Emily consigned her brother and 
 his wife to the lowest pit of that place which amiable 
 philanthropists so pleasantly declare is to be the ulterior 
 destiny of most of us, and admired her husband. She 
 always admired her husband ; and as he liked being ad- 
 mired, they lived very happily. ! ^' 
 
 As vanity is the ruling passion and the most lasting, 
 so it follows that true happiness between two people tied 
 
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 to each other for life, can only exist when one is mean 
 enough to flatter, and the other is stupid enough to like 
 being flattered. 
 
 A fool and a hypocrite run capitally in double har- 
 ness. 
 
 Emily was one of those women who begin with a cer- 
 tain quantity of faith, evenly spread over religion, fashion, 
 love and all the other objects of nineteenth-century esti- 
 mation, but who, from some inward cause — such as ugli- 
 ness, shyness, or want of surface geniality — gradually lose 
 all their beliefs save one : the one which combines in the 
 highest degree hysterical sentiment and comfortableness, 
 and which is accessible to the ugliest and the most shy — 
 emotional religion. All the enthusiasm that had carried her 
 through night after night of painful wall-flowering balls ; 
 that had enabled her to ride over a fence (with a feeling 
 akin to that of Curtius as he dashed to his doom, in her 
 heart), because Lord Eskdale was out hunting, and had 
 avowed himself fond of ladies who can ride ; and had 
 buoyed her up as she studied and tried to commit to 
 memory for sentimental quotation poetry the meaning of 
 which she failed to grasp, and of the music of which she 
 recked nothing : driven out of one fortress after another, 
 had at last fixed itself firmly in the mighty stronghold 
 of the Church. What she worshipped was the outward 
 and visible sign rather than that which it symbolized, the 
 servant-priest rather than the Master that he served, the 
 granite-built church she repaired rather than the un- 
 known region she tried to think she would like to repair 
 to ; but her faith in its narrow groove, was not particu- 
 larly harmful to herself or to those around her ; and if 
 she complacently regarded the imminent destruction in a 
 painful and never-ending agony of most of those with 
 whom she daily shook hands and exchanged compliments, 
 after all she gave charming tea and beautifully cut bread- 
 and-butter in the pretty house hard by St. Banbury's 
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 ful charity which seemed to combine justice and mercy 
 in a manner befitting a Christian in Belgravia. 
 
 The Reverend Theophilus, inspired one afternoon by 
 many muffins and several cups of tea — greasy, glowing, 
 and good-looking — had ventured to attempt to snatch 
 this brand, their near relative — and a fierce light beats 
 upon the pulpit of a popular preacher — from the burning ; 
 but the reception he received in North Street was too 
 much even for his persistence. 
 
 Alice surpassed herself in her indignation — the sense 
 of fury which arises from a knowledge of tho justice of 
 the accusation — and, her temper having been a little 
 rufiled that week by some performances of Jack's, spoke 
 up and flashed her great eyes in a manner which caused 
 the sainted Mentor .? wish himself awav. 
 
 Alice thought he was a hypocrite ; she looked at his 
 patent leather boots, his lavender gloves, his brushed-up 
 hair, his general aspect of pomatum, and could not be- 
 lieve in his sincerity ; but she was to a certain extent 
 wrong — next to himself, the man certainly believed in 
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 Vetabo qui Cereris aacrum 
 Vulgat-it arcanae sub iisdem 
 Sit trabibus, vel fragilemque mecum 
 Sol vat phaselum. 
 
 Horace. 
 
 The behaviour of Jack's, which we mentioned in the last 
 chapter as having ruffled his wife's temper, was in tliis 
 wise. We will not insult our readers' intelligence by 
 telling them that, although she was in love with another 
 man, she was ready to resent and to grieve over any dim- 
 inution of Jack's regard for herself. That goes without 
 saying. And she believed that such a diminution was 
 taking place. He made no secret of his acquaintance 
 with and admiration of Violet Vandeleur, the actress ; 
 indeed, out of pique, he was rather inclined to exaggerate 
 his liking for her. As often as possible he took Alice 
 to the theatre where she displayed her well shaped legs ; 
 and Alice frequently detected, or thought that she de- 
 tected, glances of intelligence passing across the foot- 
 lights. That she had no right, situated as she was, to re- 
 sent this did not make it any more bearable ; and woman- 
 like, she tried to make havoc of the data in her domestic 
 history, and to prove to herself that her own conduct was 
 palliated by circumstances which followed it. It was of 
 no -use, however. Had Jack been a very Lord Rochester 
 she could not have done other than despise herself. And 
 Jacl as no Lord Rochester. He was not even libertine 
 enougn to be popular in this naughty day. Alice would 
 have been astonished had she known that his visits to 
 Violet were almost exclusively taken up by the discussion 
 of herself. Thirsting for sympathy, and finding his wife 
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 frank little actress, who had taken a real liking for him, 
 and was grateful for his confidence and friendship as she 
 had never been for the vows and diamonds of her many 
 adorers. As she truly said, she had never been treated 
 as a woman, much less as a friend, by any man since she 
 left the old farm-house ; and it was intensely pleasant to 
 her to sit, in her pretty little drawing-room in Brompton, 
 and give Jack good advice and sympathy, and feel for the 
 moment — until Sir John came in with his false teeth and 
 falser laugh — that she was of a higher use in the world 
 than to dance a cancan. 
 
 She had a soft voice, and could throw a world of tender 
 interest into her eyes. Besides, she was warm-hearted, 
 and grieved to see this promising manage so soon broken 
 up. Alice she had seen from afar oft', and Jack delighted 
 in the honest admiration she evinced for that lady. 
 
 " She is pretty, isn't she ? " he would say. 
 
 " Prett)'- ! she's a regular stunner — I mean a beauty ! I 
 shall never cure myself of slang. Jack, so it's no use your 
 looking glum. Fancy your not being happy with her ! 
 And you are so fond of each other, too ! " 
 
 " I don't know about that. Look here, Violet, I'd give 
 all I had in the world — not much, certainly," said poor 
 Jack, mentally appraising his effects — " to gei- her to look 
 at me once again as she used. I don't believe she knows 
 what's happening ; I believe she can't help it ; but she 
 doesn't care for me any more — that's the long and short 
 of it. ' And he commenced to pace up and down the little 
 room, the countless little tables covered with china mon- 
 strosities having many nan^ow escapes as he brushed by. 
 
 " Do you think there's anyone else ? " asked Violet, 
 watching him gravely. 
 
 He stopped short. 
 
 " Anyone else ? I don't quite undei^tand." 
 
 " I mean do you think she likes anyone else ? They 
 say women, even great ladies, sometimes do it." ' 
 
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 He burst out, " I've a devilish good mind never to come 
 here again. Anyone else ? Violet, must you think every- 
 one as — like yourself ? " 
 
 " No, no, Jack," she said humbly. " Of course I didn't 
 mean it. You see I can only judge from my fellows, and 
 know nothing of the swells. This Lord Windermere you 
 talk about so often — he's your friend, isn't he ? " 
 
 " Yes," said Jack, mollified, but still frowning. " He's 
 my friend and hers too. He saved her life, you know — 
 or at least did a plucky thing which many fellows wouldn't 
 have done ; and — and, besides, he has been very good- 
 natured to me." He was thinking of several hundreds 
 which Windermere had lent him to settle a whist account, 
 and which stood somewhat between him and his rest at 
 Dresent. 
 
 " I ne\ er heard of Lord Windermere's being good- 
 natured before," said Violet, looking up quickly. 
 
 " Didn't you ? Oh, I daresay you haven't heard much 
 about him. He's the best-natured fellow going — the 
 most generous in fact." Jack thought this at least was 
 due to the man who had saved him from what he believed 
 would have been disgrace ; he was so very ignorant of 
 " the way we live now." 
 
 ** Jack," said Violet, suddenly, touching his arm to bring 
 him to an anchor, " you haven't borrowed money from 
 him?" 
 
 " Well — well — yes. How did you guess ? Why do 
 you ask ? One can always borrow from a pal, I suppose ?" 
 And Jack looked huffily surprised. 
 
 *^He's no pal of yours." 
 
 " No pal of mine ! Oh yes he is. Quite enough to " 
 
 " To borrow money from. Jack, I'm sorry you have 
 done this." 
 
 " My dear girl, of course I am too ; I'm sorry I wanted 
 the money, and I'm sorry I haven't paid it back. But I 
 hate talking on unpleasant subjects. Windy 's as rich as 
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 turn of luck must come soon ; I don't believe any man 
 ever held such cards as I have for the last month." 
 
 " Does Mrs. Chillingham know you play ? " asked 
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 "You're in a very inquisitive mood this morning, Vi. 
 No, I don't suppose she thinks I put on quite so much as 
 I do." And then he went into a rhapsody over her wonder- 
 ful cleverness as the manager of a household, again dwelt 
 on her beauty, and finally got back to his misery at her 
 coldness, and his determination to bring matters to their 
 old footing ; while the actress sat quietly by, knowing the 
 whole miserable story as well as if it had been enacted 
 before her, and trembling to think of the day when this 
 eager, loving, credulous boy should come to be aware of 
 his dishonour. ^ - 
 
 That time was not far ofi". A few days after the con- 
 versation we have recorded, Sir John Glorme met Jack as 
 he came out of the Brompton villa. 
 
 Sir John was not in a good temper. He was fully 
 assured that this good-looking youngster was poaching on 
 his preserves, and he had been for some time trying to 
 make up his mind whether he would cast Violet off and 
 fly to a fresh conquest, or whether he could, without in 
 any way compromising his dignity and his character for 
 success, warn the impudent trespasser off. - ' 
 
 As luck would have it, on this especial afternoon he 
 had received bad news from his trainer, added to which 
 was the fact that a chase he had engaged in just before 
 had ended in the triumph and escape of the prey. 
 
 " Ah, Chillingham ! Here again, eh ? Do you suppose 
 I pay for all this " — and he waved his arm so as to take 
 in the garden, villa, pretty stables, and Violet herself — 
 " for your benefit ? Of course I'm delighted to see you 
 when I a/sk you — when I ask you." 
 
 Jack was too preoccupied to care for the Baronet's 
 anger, and was about to pass by with a careless nod, when 
 the other interposed. 
 
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 " Did you hear me ? Because you can't stay at home, 
 I don't want yoi:' to ive here. I pay just as much for 
 Violet as Windermere does for your wife, and you have 
 no more right here than you have there." 
 
 He tried to laugh, but an awkward sensation that he 
 had said too much oppressed him. Young men are some 
 times so hasty — ^and so strong ! He was somewhat com 
 forted, however, by seeing a stalwart policeman busily 
 engaged in eating an orange on the other side of the street. 
 
 Jack stared him in the face as if he had heard nothing 
 for a moment, and then, in a low, hoarse voice, said : . 
 
 " Say that again — all of it ! " 
 
 Sir John was not at his ease. There is time for much 
 that is disagreeable before even the fleetest policeman can 
 cross a road. . • - . :.^ 
 
 " I only — only hinted you should not call here while I 
 
 am out." * .; vi W..V,; 
 
 " But you said something else." 
 
 Jack's tone was low, and hu words seemed to come 
 through his closed teeth ; but he didn't look at the Baro- 
 net, and that worthy began to feel more at ease. 
 
 " I only mentioned what all the world knows — that 
 Windermere calls very often on your wife." 
 
 " But you said — about paying " 
 
 " Do you mean to pretend you know nothing of it ? " 
 asked Sir John with a sneer. . . 
 
 He was reassured by Jack's calmness. The latter looked 
 him straight in the eyes now. 
 
 " Sir John Glorme, you dared just now to say that 
 
 Windermere paid for — my wife. It's a d d lie. He 
 
 lent ine some money the other day — that's the mistake. 
 
 But look here " J ack made a step towards him, and Sir 
 
 John glancing over his shoulder, saw with dismay that 
 the policeman had moved away — " If I ever hear of your 
 whispering such foul lies again — and if such tales get 
 about, I shall know who spread them — I'll kill you like 
 a rat ! " 
 
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 Jack looked rather fine as he towered over the shak- 
 ing form of the disconcerted Baronet, who, however, 
 managed to reply with some semblance of dignity : 
 
 " I am sorry a momentary feeling of anger made me 
 say what I did, I only repeated what is in everyone's 
 mouth. I am glad to hear it is not true. I advise you 
 to have it contradicted." And he passed unmolested 
 through the garden ga^^e, and disappeared into the villa, 
 where he speedily steadied his disordered nerves with a 
 strong draught prepared by the fair hands of Miss 
 Violet. 
 
 Jack stood still in the road while you might have 
 counted a hundred. A v il had suddenly dropped from 
 his eyes. Trusting as he had been before, in exactly the 
 same proportion was he now hopeless. It scarcely oc- 
 curred to him to question the truth of what Sir John 
 had hinted. 
 
 Trifles, light as air. 
 Are, to the jealous, confirmation strong 
 As proofs of holy writ. 
 
 And it must be admitted that Windermere's constant 
 visits to North Street, the extraordinary fact of milliners' 
 bills being no longer a constant torment to the establish- 
 ment, and Alice's changed manner, were scarcely trifles 
 to one with his eyes newly opened. 
 
 The wish may often be the " father to the thought," 
 but on many occasions we seem eager to convince our- 
 selves of what we dread to know. A jealous man, con- 
 stantly seeking what he would not find, is only one amid 
 innumerable instances. 
 
 A passing hansom caused him to look up — for *n our 
 direst woe we are unwilling to be run over ; it was empty, 
 and in another moment he was whirling away to meet 
 his fate, which on this occasion was represented by 
 Messrs. CoUinson and Hoade, the well-known bankers, 
 with whom he had an appointment, which the cabman's 
 question of " Where to, sir ? " recalled to his memory. 
 
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 Venus in vain the wedded pair would crown 
 If angry Fortune on their union frown. 
 
 Lord Lyttletok. 
 
 When I was at home I was in a better place ; but travellers must be 
 content. 
 
 As You Like It. 
 
 There was some excitement at Sinnington, Lord Brock- 
 lesby's place in Snarlshire, where the family were pass- 
 ing the winter, for the Duke of Cheshire had suddenly 
 proposed himself as a visitor. His grace was not much 
 given to going to other men's houses ; for, as he said, 
 if he changed his habits, he was a nuisance to himself ; 
 and if he adhered to them, he was a nuisance to his 
 host ; and least of all did he go to the Brocklesbys', whom 
 he detested. Once a year, in the summer, he was induced 
 to eat his dinner in Eaton Square, but several times of late 
 he had shown symptoms of rebellion against this very 
 moderate piece of family duty. So his note asking to be 
 allowed to come to Sinnington, if they could find room 
 for him, created some stir. The notion of the possibility 
 of not finding room for the head of her ladyship's family 
 was very funny ; for as Spencer observed, fixing his glass 
 with a fiercer twist of his eyebrows than usual there 
 was- scarcely any menial office which they would not 
 have undertaken for him with grateful pride. 
 
 Shy and reserved, except in the company of pretty 
 women who could talk, with a smattering of a good many 
 things, and showing on the surface a sort of easy-going 
 satirical power which was rather alarming in a duke, even 
 the boldest social iconoclast was somewhat afraid of him ; 
 and there was an air of mystery about the doings in the 
 
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 big villa of Maida Vale and in the pretty hotel in Paris, 
 which had a prodigious effect on those unfortunate ones 
 whose wickednesses were known and could not, therefore, 
 be deemed more heinous than the}'^ were. He took a sort 
 of miid interest in Lord Brocklesby, which had com- 
 menced when he heard of that nobleman having proposed 
 to his hslf sister. 
 
 "Either he is mad," said the Duke, "or he is the pluck- 
 iest individual in Europe ;" and even yet he had not quite 
 made up his mind which he was. 
 
 The strongest feeling the Duke probably had of a pos- 
 itive kind was a dislike to the clergy, and had he known 
 that among the guests of Sinnington were the Rev. Theo- 
 philus Garter and his bride, even the business he had in 
 hand would scarcely have been powerful enough to take 
 him there.. ' ^ 
 
 This business was no less than to expostulate with the 
 Brocklesby s on the little trouble they seemed to take to 
 keep Alice and Jack out of danger. The Duke had — 
 later than others, for he discouraojed gossip — heard of 
 what was said about Alice and Windermere, and had 
 smiled sadly, but more or less indifferently, until the 
 money part of the story was told him. He was fond of 
 Jack — in his careless, selfish way — and admired Alice 
 excessively. When he had the gout at Hollingly she was 
 the only person he could bear near him ; and somehow 
 the little mock flirtation which, according to his usual 
 habit, he had instituted with her, did not seem so mock, 
 did not remind him of his age so much as most of such 
 affairs. Like many elderly men who have sneered at 
 women all their lives, he was quite ready now to fall at 
 the feet of any who would only " make believe a great 
 deal " that he was some twenty years younger than the 
 Peerage would have it ; and young ladies who blushed 
 when he spoke to them, and trembled in expectation of 
 a caustic mot, little knew how easily they might have 
 gained a ducal coronet, If the Duke had been a country 
 
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 squire he would have married his cook ; as it was, the 
 responsibilities of his position, and a sense of refinement 
 which he at once cherished and despised, alone kept him 
 from some nearly equal folly. We say "folly" from habit, 
 but after all the cook generally makes the squire uncom- 
 monly happy. 
 
 " That's a nice boy of yours, Brocklesby," he began, as 
 he strolled back from the farm with his host, his brain 
 bewildered by all the ingenious theories connected with 
 agriculture to which he had listened. 
 
 " He is," said his lordship, emphatically, stopping short, 
 and confronting him. " He is that, entirely owing to the 
 way I trained him. My theory is — or was ; I've invented 
 a still better plan now — that, as surprise is the essence 
 of wit, so it is the element which we should oftenest call 
 up in teaching. Let a child know nothing until, say, ten 
 or twelve years old, and then suddenly tell him that CAT 
 spells cat. He never forgets it ; it so surprises him." 
 
 " Did you teach Jack in this way ? " asked the Duke, 
 half Weary, half amused. 
 
 " Yes No, by-the-bye, I only thought of it after he 
 
 had gone to Eton, or I should have. No. I had intend- 
 ed to try it at the village school, but her ladyship — who,- 
 clever woman as she is, is rather slow at grasping new 
 ideas — joined with the dolt of a schoolmaster in objecting, 
 and " 
 
 " Why don't you ask Jack and his wife here ? " asked 
 the other, abruptly. 
 
 Lord Brocklesby never objected to being interrupted. 
 A subject was to him as a stick to a dog when he has 
 fetctied it out of the water. He worries it, and tears it, 
 and clings to it, but is quite ready to drop it if another be 
 thrown in for him. 
 
 " God bless my soul ! Why, we do. At least, we have. 
 They've been here this winter." 
 
 " I think it would be well to get them away from town 
 now. Of course, Brocklesby, it would be affectation in us 
 
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 to pretend we haven't heard any of the ill-natured stories 
 which are being spread about them ; and their being here 
 would do much to stop those stories." 
 
 " To tell tbe truth," said Lord Brocklesby, looking rather 
 perplexed, " I did mention the subject to her ladyship the 
 other day " 
 
 " And she didn't like it ? " 
 
 " Well, you see, with all her faults she is very sound on 
 one point. No one can ever say she tolerates the fastness 
 which is all the fashion now, and " 
 
 " You mean she thinks Alice too fast to associate with 
 your daughter ? " asked the Duke, his lip curling. 
 
 " I'm sure, my dear Cheshire," said his lordship, ner- 
 vously flicking at the laurel leaves with his stick, " I'm 
 sure / have no vulgar prejudices, but after having tried 
 both, I have to come to the conclusion that a quiet life is 
 preferable to a stormy one ; and her ladyship requires a 
 very light hand. Besides, I've a theory that " 
 
 " Don't you see," interrupted the Duke, impatiently, 
 " that these foolish children are simply going to perdition 
 left to themselves ? They neither of them know anything 
 of the world, and they've got into such trouble that only 
 -a miracle can save them. Why, do you know what they 
 say of your son ? ' 
 
 " Yes, yes ; and of course it's not true. No Chilling- 
 ham would allow anyone to pay for him. Yery few 
 Chillinghams got the chance. We were always an un- 
 lucky family " 
 
 " Why, do you mean to say " began the other ; but 
 
 his lordship went placidly on : 
 
 " I remember a fellow — you probably knew him — Jack 
 Mendlip — oh, no, that was the elder brother; this was 
 Tommy Mendlip, with a cock eye, you know. There 
 were stories about old Middlesex paying for him ; and 
 Mrs. Tommy was lovely — octoroon blood or soipething, 
 met her in America or Africa — but of course they were 
 all lies. She ran away with someone soon after, though ; 
 
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 yes, with Middlesex himself. And then Tommy went 
 through the Bankruptcy Court, and was made governor 
 of some place or other, and drank himself to death in six 
 months. Ah," and he sighed sentimentally, " those were 
 jolly days, weren't they, Cheshire ?" 
 
 The Duke saw that nothing was to be done in this 
 quarter, and his next attack was made on Spencer, who 
 had come home armed with piles of blue-books to prepare 
 a Bill it was his intention to bring forward the next ses- 
 sion, having for its ooject the prohibition of the accumula- 
 tion of wealth either by nations or individuals, which he 
 ingeniously proved was the initial cause of all evil. As 
 he said, it was a large subject, and it was not to be won- 
 dered at that he was rather inaccessible during its con- 
 templation. As a matter of principle he disliked dukes ; 
 but this one with his good-natured smile and total 
 indifference to his (Spencer's) most startling assertions, 
 rather awed him. 
 
 " Really, I never trouble myself with these matters," 
 he said, laying down his Adam Smith with a sigh. " They 
 seem very unimportant ; and, as a matter of fact, their 
 occurring to one's relations does not alter their import- 
 ance. As a practical, impartial man, I ought not to mind 
 reading in the paper, 'Brown v. Brown and Jones, less 
 than Chillingham v. Chillingham and ' anyone else." 
 
 " Carry that principle out, and it ought not to matter 
 whether you or Brown is kicked." 
 
 " Ah, philosophy is not perfected yet. I do believe it 
 would be possible for a man sufficiently to conquer mat- 
 ter by mind to be able to look upon actual bodily pain in 
 himself as calmly as if it were in someone else. But to 
 return to the subject on which you spoke. If what peo- 
 ple are saying is true, what can you or anyone do ? If it 
 is untrue, what need to interfere ? " 
 
 " The simple fact is, my dear Spencer," said the Duke 
 with difficulty controlling his impatience, " that there is 
 a clear duty before your parents " 
 
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 " It can't be so very clear, or they would see it," said 
 Spencer, adjusting his glass. ' ■ 
 
 " Well, I shall speak to your mother," and the Duke 
 turned away, muttering a word which sounded very like 
 "idiot." , ,: : ., 
 
 His interview with his half-sister was not more suc- 
 cessful than the others. She was ready to do anything 
 he liked, to take his advice in any case, except this. On 
 this point he really must allow her to take her own line. 
 Women understood more of these things than men, and 
 she had a distinct duty to perform to her daughter. One 
 could not be too particular nowadays, and — well, the 
 fact was that Alice did not come of the same class as 
 themselves. Although the Duke and others had been so 
 kind about it, of course the marriage had been a terrible 
 thing for Jack ; and what had happened was only natural. 
 Indeed, she herself had predicted it. Her dear brother 
 must not be offended ; it was so good of him to come 
 down to Sinnington and have a few quiet days with 
 them ; he really must not be offended, but Alice could not 
 be asked there. Jack, of course, would come when he liked." 
 
 " And Windermere too ? " asked the Duke, with some- 
 thing like an oath. A' ... 
 
 " Lord Windermere can go anywhere. I don't mean to 
 defend him in this instance, but men in his position are 
 often more sinned against than sinning. And Alice " 
 
 " Good God, Theodora ! do you mean to hint that that 
 pretty innocent little thing " 
 
 Lady Brocklesby coloured through her rouge. 
 
 " I mean to say that from the very first she was a flirt, 
 and that from the very first. she had determined to make 
 up to Lord Windermere ! Before she came into the family 
 he was most particular in his attentions to Jane — lunched 
 in Eaton Square continually." 
 
 " That must have meant something," put in his grace, 
 with a horrible recollection of one hot meal he had acci- 
 dentally been caught for. 
 
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 " In short, I have reason to know that he liked her ex- 
 cessively." 
 
 And Remembering her wrongs at the hands of her son 
 and daughter-in-law, Lady Brocklesby's lips thinned till 
 you could scarcely see where her mouth was. 
 
 "Well, I shall ask them to HoUingly at once." 
 
 Afraid of her brother as she was, she could not resist 
 the sneer — 
 
 " Do you think that will restore her character ? " 
 
 The Duke was shocked to think that a relation of his 
 could look so ill-tempered, but took no notice of this re- 
 mark. He at once recognised the truth which was in it. One 
 of the disadvantages of his bachelor position this certainly 
 was. Nevertheless a vague idea entered his head that by 
 doing violence to his tenderest feelings and filling his 
 house with bishops and curates, he might make the com- 
 pany so excessively respectable as to send Alice from it 
 with the world's absolution upon her. 
 
 " Important business " soon made his return to London 
 necessary ; and he entered the Maida Vale mansion, feel- 
 ing intensely the extreme wisdom of those Eastern po- 
 tentates who, on ascending their thrones, kill off, for pru- 
 dential reasons, every relative they possess. 
 
 
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 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 
 v My prime of youth is but a frost of cares, 
 
 My feast of joy is but a dish of pain, 
 My crop of com is but vain hope of gain. 
 The day is fled, and yet I saw no sun. 
 And now I live, and now my life is done. 
 
 Ghidiock Titchhoume. 
 
 " Sing to me," said Alice, shivering ; " I feel low to-day ; 
 low and frightened at nothing. Sing to me." 
 
 Windermere was not a brilliant performer, but in a 
 room his voice was quite loud enough, and he knew how 
 to throw more expression into it than many greater sing- 
 ers can do. 
 
 " Bright eyes 1 bright eyes ! your guilt is clear, 
 A wicked theft you ve done ! 
 ■ . . A man and a heart aid enter here, 
 
 And the man went out alone. " 
 
 ** Bright eyes ! bright eyes ! the heart you hold- 
 Encaged, no more to rove — 
 Is starving, shivering in the cold, 
 For hearts subsist on love. 
 
 " Bi^ht eyes ! bright eyes ! you have so much 
 That it could live upon ; 
 A heaven is in your finger touch, 
 • And in your smile a sun. ■'■■:■ ''^'^■■■'.•'x^':-':^:-^^-,':''' 
 
 " Bright eyes ! bright eyes ! you should not proVe 
 So cruel in yoiu' play. 
 Or let it feed its fill on Ic 
 
 Or let it die to-day.' 
 
 love, 
 
 Alice sighed. She had not listened to the common- 
 place words of the song, but the simple melody had been 
 an accompaniment to her thoughts — thoughts which, had 
 •he guessed them, would have astonished the good-looking 
 
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 youth beside her. She was leaning on the piano, both 
 the little hands supporting her chin, her eyes looking 
 dreamily at nothing. 
 
 'Tis expectation makes a blessing dear : 
 
 Heaven were not heaven if we knew wnat it were. 
 
 What was this cold feeling of disappointment at her 
 heart but the disappearance of the glamour with which 
 she had surrounded her first love, the awakening from the 
 dream which she thought, in her insensate folly, would 
 last for ever ? 
 
 Was it for this she had lost her own respect ? — was it 
 for this she had been so false, so cruel, so contemptible ? 
 And yet she loved him with all her heart still. She met 
 his inquiring gaze. 
 
 " I am unhappy, Clare — wretched ! Do you think 
 wickedness always makes one so ? They used to say/' 
 she went on, with a miserable attempt at a smile, " that 
 everything wrong is pleasant. I'm sure it ought to be, 
 considering what one gives up for it." 
 
 " Gives up, Alice ? I don't quite understand ; " and he 
 twirled his moustache rather angrily. 
 
 " Well," cried she, " is it : othing to give up one's peace 
 of mind, one's self-respect ? — to be daily, hourly lying to 
 and deceiving one who is so true, so generous ? Oh, Clare, 
 I wish I was dead — I wish I was dead ! " 
 
 Heedless of grammar she bent her head upon the piano 
 and sobbed. 
 
 Windermere, like most men, hated scenes ; like a spoilt 
 man, he never endured them. 
 
 " This is nonsense," he said, rising, and taking up his 
 hat and onyx-topped cane. " You're overstrung and ner- 
 vous, and " 
 
 " Oh, what have I done ! what have I done !" ^e wailed, 
 and he fairly ran away, observing as he opened the door, 
 " You ought to hi. more sensible, dear. This is absurd. 
 Everybody does it ; " and .with this he went downstairs 
 
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 and was soon in the afternoon express on his way to 
 Melton ; wondering, as he meditatively puffed his cigar, 
 why women were so foolish, and could never make them- 
 selves agreeable for more than a fortnight. 
 
 '• She takes things too seriously, that little woman," 
 he said next day to Charlie Holster, when enjoying with 
 that hard-riding young gentleman those sweet smoking- 
 room confidences which follow a good day's sport and a 
 dinner worthy of it. " She'll frighten me away before 
 long, and only have herself to thank for it." 
 
 " Ah," said Charlie, wagging his head with all the sa- 
 gacity bred of two bottles of champagne and unlimited 
 glasses of fizzii}g drink afterwards ; " women are all very 
 well in summer. They ought to follow the example of 
 the swallows, and go away somewhere before the hunting 
 season begins. You've lost some of our best things this 
 year, Windy, with all that philaudering up in town. 
 What do you ride to-morrow ? " 
 
 " Gad, I don't know. Whatever the great Mr. Jones 
 pleases, I suppose " 
 
 " You let that fellow have his own way far too much," 
 said Captain Holster ; and, leaving the subject of woman- 
 kind, the conversation turned to that of the more useful 
 animal — in winter — the stud-groom. 
 
 On his way to the banker's, with whom he had an im- 
 portant appointment to discuss w.ays and means, Jack 
 tried his best to collect his thoughts. He was utterly 
 stunned by the blow he had received. Alice — his Alice 
 
 — false ? It could not be ! And yet He wondv. . 3d 
 
 vaguely what made the people he met stare so curiously 
 at him, not knowing that his eyes were the eyes of a 
 madman, and his expression almost that of a murderer. 
 
 Mr. Hoade's explanations and expostulations in the 
 bank-parlour he scarcely heard or heeded, and that worthy 
 
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 junior partner concluded that he had imbibed too much 
 sherry. As he rose to depart, however, Mr. Hoade let fall 
 sgme words which fully aroused him from his trance. 
 
 " If you could only keep your account with the same 
 regularity as Mrs. Chillingham, it would be so far better. 
 I don't think she has ever been overdrawn." 
 
 Alice had, when they first set up house, petitioned, as 
 a great joke, to have a separate account ; so that, as she 
 then said, laughing, her economies in dress might be kept 
 quite distinct from Jack's extravagances in other domestic 
 arrangements. 
 
 " Ah I hasn't she ? But it would be difficult to confuse 
 so small an account." 
 
 " I think of the two it is rather the larger. I must 
 wish you good afternoon now, Mr. Chillingham," and he 
 turned away with a bow. 
 
 " Rather larger ! " cried Jack. " Might I 1 suppose 
 
 there would be no objection to my looking at Mrs. Chil- 
 lingham's account ? " 
 
 " None in the least," said Mr. Hoade. " I will send a 
 clerk to you with it." 
 
 There it was, seeming to stand out from the rest of the 
 page, transferring itself as it were from the paper to 
 Jack's brain, the entry : 
 
 June , 18 . . 
 
 Per Lord Windermere, £1000. 
 
 The clerk, who was a clerk of some position, and had 
 studied human nature as it is to be found in Camberwell 
 and in the novels of the day, read the romance in real 
 life before him at a glance, and his scorn of the stupidity 
 shown by Lord Windermere in supplying proof against 
 himself in the shape of this cheque was extreme. In- 
 deed, the transaction was scarcely worthy of his lord- 
 ship's skill and wariness, though, as lie afterwards observed 
 to Mr. Flittery, "You see, I had my chc(jue-b()ok in my 
 
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 pocket, and a chance of creating a secret between her and 
 me which might never have occurred again. If I'd sent 
 notes even an hour afterwards she'd have refused them. 
 The thing was to let her see, while she was bothered about 
 the dressmaker's bill, the money to pay it by its side. 
 All the same, I grant you it was a false move," 
 
 " Per Lord Windermere, £1000." Jack stood looking 
 at the entry till the pitying clerk was fain to recall him 
 to a sense that time is money. 
 
 " Have you done with the account ? " he asked. 
 
 Jack stared at him, put on his hat, left his gloves and 
 stick lying on the table, and walked out, pursued by his 
 hansom, which he had forgotten to pay. 
 
 He got in, his property was brought to him by the 
 messenger, and the cabman said : 
 
 "Where to, sir?" 
 
 " Where to ! " It sounded like cruel mockery. He had 
 no home now. The people walking along the street 
 seemed to know of his shame ; the cabman surely was 
 sneering at him. Where could he hide himself ? But 
 even with a broken heart you cannot sit in a stationary 
 hansom long. Fate, the great policeman, sternly orders 
 us to move on, whether vre know where to go to or not. 
 
 There are times of such great misery that to act seems 
 impossible, when the heart is so crushed out of a man 
 that he can only grovel in the mud. 
 
 " Go to No. — , North Street," he said. 
 
 Arrived at his own house, he paid the cabman, and 
 drew oat his latch-key, but dared not enter. 
 
 Badsworth's chambers were in Jermyn Street, and he 
 bent his steps that way. 
 
 Badsworth was at home, for it was dressing-time, and 
 delighted to see him. 
 
 "You never look up nowadays, old fellow," he said. 
 " But, hollo ! What's the matter ? You look as if you'd 
 seen a ghost ! " 
 
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 I'd better go home;" and he rose and moved wearily 
 towards the door. 
 
 " Sit down ! " cried Badsworth, seizing his arm. " You 
 look as if you were going to faint. There, drink up that 
 stuff; it's old brandy. That's right. Why, Jack, I 
 thought you were as strong as a horse." 
 
 " Frank," said Jack, not taking his eyes off the ground, 
 " did you know it ?" 
 
 " Know what ?" asked the other, the truth flashing 
 across him. 
 
 " About them — him and her ?" 
 
 " I— well, the fact is " 
 
 " You did know ! Why didn't you tell me ?" 
 
 " I know nothing certain. Jack, old chap " — and he 
 put his hand on his friend's shoulder — " you mustn't be 
 too quick to believe " 
 
 Jack roes impatiently. » 
 
 " I believe the worst." 
 
 " Oh no ; trust me that " 
 
 " I will trust no one — no one ever again. She tricked 
 me— fooled me ; but I'll kill him ! By God, I'll kill him! 
 And you knew it all, and stood by, and call yourself my 
 friend ! What did you know ?" he asked turning fiercely 
 on Badsworth. 
 
 " I knew " — Badsworth spoke slowly, and in a low voice 
 — " I knew that he came very often — too often — to your 
 house. I knew that people said " . 
 
 "Well?" 
 
 " They said that you couldn't afford to pay for her 
 gowns, and " 
 
 " Go on." 
 
 "Surely you can guess what they said. It was not 
 true, Jack, though." 
 
 " True ! Yes, I suppose it was true. I haven't found 
 out whether he paid all her bills / I only know she 
 told me she owed nothing the oth tty." 
 
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 " Do men — is Windermere likely to pay away money 
 for nothir " 
 
 BadsM Ji was silent. 
 
 " What do you mean to do ?" he asked, after a pause. 
 
 There was no answer. 
 
 " You ought to ask her for an explanation, at any rate." 
 
 "An explanation!" Jack laughed bitterly. "Women 
 can always explain things. No. He shall give me one 
 though, when I've paid him. I owe him money myself, 
 too, Frank." 
 
 " Look upon my purse as yours, old chap. He ought to 
 be paid at once." 
 
 " No, I won't borrow from friends again. Who knows 
 that you may not be as false as he ?" 
 
 Badsworth drew back the hand he had extended to 
 press Jack's — the nearest approach to a caress between 
 Englishmen. 
 
 " Forgive me, old fellow, forgive me I didn't mean it. 
 I would take your moi?ey, if I would take anyone's. I 
 must go now." 
 
 "Where?" said Badsworth, placing himself between his 
 friend and the door. 
 
 " I don't know. I must be alone somewhere and think, 
 or I shall go mad. Do you believe in a broken heart, 
 Frank ? I wonder if it s only in novels such things 
 happen ?" and with a ghastly smile he pushed by to the 
 door, and walked hurriedly down the street. 
 
 Alice waited dinner that night till nine o'clock, and 
 went to bed eventually after a solitary meal, somewhat 
 alarmed at the unusual absence of her husband. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXVTI. 
 
 North. — You are a gentleman, and a gamester, sir ? 
 
 Armado. — I confess both : they are both the varnish of a complete 
 
 man. 
 
 Lovers Labour Lost. 
 
 Jack walked away from Bads worth's chambers with no 
 thought where he was going, and wandered aimlessly on, 
 much to the inconvenience of the other pedestrians, who 
 would probably have affirmed, had they been given the 
 opportunity, that no crisis in a man's life excuses him for 
 running up against his fellow-creatures. 
 
 Some irony of fate seemed to force him to think of his 
 wife as she had been — it seemed so long ago — when he 
 trusted her implicitly ; and not as she was now, deceiving, 
 outraging him, making him an unconscious party to what 
 appeared to him the most heinous imaginable offence. 
 
 His previous blindness was now made up for by an al- 
 most preternatural astuteness. A thousand little circum- 
 stances, widch had in reality no bearing on the matter, 
 ranged themselves in his mind on the side of the prose- 
 cution. 
 
 Everything Alice had done or omitted to do for the^past 
 three months spoke, he thought, volumes for her love of 
 Windermere. It is to be observed that Jack never looked 
 upon this business as anything but serious. He could not 
 believe in his darling doing this thing — treating him, who 
 loved her, so cruelly — except for one all-powerful reason: 
 that she loved this man. 
 
 Jack sighed as he thought of his own inferiority in 
 looks, in position, in weaKb, in intellect, in address, in 
 everything. What wonder he was not able to keep her 
 for himself ! And yet he would have been so loyal, so 
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 him best ! No doubt they had had petty difference's ; 
 perhaps he had been harsh sometimes ; but surely she liad 
 known all the time how utterly he loved her. 
 
 He had stayed late at his club ; but if she had really 
 disliked it, did she not know that he would have vowed 
 never to enter a club again ? It certainly seemed hard 
 upon him. He was young, and might have a long life 
 before him ; and he shuddered, much to the astonishment 
 of a passer-by, as he thought of a long life without her. 
 He was one of those men, rare now either in life or fiction, 
 whose fondness for a woman has something higher and 
 stronger in it than his fondness for horses, pictures, or a 
 good dinner. Not romance reading, but the natural ro- 
 mance inherent in a fresh young heart, made him think 
 of love much as the poets talk or sing of it. Religion he 
 believed in, and would gladly, no doubt, have given his 
 blood for it had he lived in the olden time. In these days 
 the belief is tempered by the distance from week-day life 
 at which it is now kept. The spare zt ai that was in him 
 had gone all to his love, and his worship of the little wo- 
 man he had made his own was, to a certain extent, re- 
 moved from all the grossness which we are accustomed to 
 associate with that inclination of one human being for 
 another, which itself provides us so greatly with amuse- 
 ment and scandal. 
 
 That Alice could have sinned for any other reason than 
 passion in its purest form he never for one moment 
 thought ; that she had not sinned, considering the cir- 
 cumstances which he knew, he did not believe, for he 
 possessed no power of casuistry which draws a broad 
 society line betw-een the will and the deed. Had Alice 
 told him that she drew Windermere on and extracted 
 gold from him by pretended affection. Jack would have 
 been more mortified than he was now. That she could be 
 false through love was no doubt horrible ; that she could 
 be false through falseness would have been far more so. 
 
 Forgive her ! What ! was he to forgive one so immea- 
 
 
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 surably superior to him ? He had never felt his insignifi- 
 cance till now, and now he valued himself much in the 
 manner a dealer does a horse he means to buy. But he 
 hardly knew how to manage such forgiveness. For her 
 happiness — he said this to himself a thousand times — he 
 was ready to give up any chance of his own. For her 
 happiness he would give up even the semblance of honour, 
 and he would almost give up honour's self. But this 
 man : was he worthy of so great a prize ? Jack remem- 
 bered the niany equivocal stories he had heard about him ; 
 remembered many C3niical remarks about women spoken 
 at clubs and in smoking-rooms in the small hours. No — 
 he would not give her up to him. Although she did not 
 think so, he, Jack, was more worthy of her love than 
 Windermere. And could he not perhaps gain it back ? 
 Might this not be a temporary hallucination ? Of course, 
 as a great part of the world has it, a husband should not 
 forgive in such cases ; but what rigb.t had he to decide on 
 her future, which any action of the kind he had half an 
 hour ago contemplated would be ? Could he, who loved 
 her, be the one to ruin her — to make the tongues of men 
 and women cry derisively at her shame. And how, oh 
 how, could he live and know her to be away from him 
 and cast out ? It is to be observed that Jack had not 
 that strict code of morals with regard to the found-out 
 ones which distinguishes society. He was only a young 
 husband suffering the very commonplace agony of dis- 
 covering that he was but a husband and nothing more. 
 
 It was late before he awakened from his trance of per- 
 plexity and sorrow sufficiently to descend to the mun- 
 dane action of looking at his watch ; too late to think of 
 dinner, had he indeed been able to eat. Grief is, however, 
 a thirsty thing ; and, when he had retraced his steps and 
 found himself not a hundred yards from the green-baize 
 doors of The Buccaneer Club, he tume<' in to partake of 
 one of those champagne cocktails for which the place is 
 celebrated. ' 
 
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 As he moodily drank it in the front room, the muffled 
 sounds — such as " Baccarat !" " Nine !" " That's another 
 hundred ! " " Now, then, make your game !" — that came 
 through the folding-doors leading into the play-room, 
 suggested to him a possible escape from the unbearable 
 position of being in debt to Windermere. 
 
 He rapidly calculated his resources. There was his 
 fortune. Not much when translated into a yearly income, 
 certainly.; but not a bad sum with which to tackle fortune 
 for a night, even in so high-playing a club as The Buc- 
 caneer. Then of his commission-money there was a little 
 left, and he had a few pounds at his banker's. True, if he 
 lost all this he was a ruined man; but, ruined already as 
 he was in every other way, what did such trifles as £. s. d. 
 matter ? Of course the tradesmen would suffer. That 
 was sad, no doubt. But debts of honour must be paid 
 first, and, after all, young gentlemen like Jack Chilling- 
 ham cannot be made to sympathise greatly with shop- 
 keepers. That it is so is wrong ; but it is so, and will be 
 as long as there are carelessness and sharp practice in the 
 world. 
 
 Jack opened the folding-doors and entered the next 
 room. No one looked up at his entrance; all were too 
 much engaged in waiting for the dealer to announce his 
 cards. " Nine," said he, dealing himself an opportune six 
 on to the king and three; and the faces all round the long 
 table, excepting that of the dealer, fell considerably. 
 Englishmen, save when under foreign eyes, do not gamble 
 as well as foreigners. 
 
 Among themselves, expressions of anger and disappoint- 
 ment are given vent to, and do not add to the pleasant- 
 ness of the spectacle. Jack sat down after purchasing a 
 sufficient number of counters with a cheque, the amount 
 of which rather astonished the steward, whose duty it 
 was to sell those dangerous pieces of ivory. At first his 
 play was cautious. He staked a £5 counter every time, 
 and won. Then he be^an to double the stake, and still 
 
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 won. At last he thought he was justified in putting on 
 two £100 counters, and they were swept away. 
 
 We will not weary the reader by recounting how 
 Fortune played with him, alternately coaxing and flout- 
 ing him, for all the world like a flesh -and-blood woman, 
 until he had lost all the money which he could possibly 
 lay hands upon in any reasonable time. 
 
 He was not an experienced gambler, and his voice 
 shook a little as he arrested the next deal, and said, 
 " What's in the bank ?" 
 
 The dealer, Lord Sandymont, a youth who was busily 
 engaged in gambling away a fair fortune he had lately in- 
 herited, looked up surprised. 
 
 He had never dreamed of such impertinence as that 
 Jack Chillingham, a married younger son, one of the class 
 that Sandymont associated with alpaca umbrellas and 
 wide-toed boots, should dare to measure swords with him 
 across the green cloth. 
 
 He, however, carelessly counted the gold, n ' ., and 
 counters in a pile in front of him, and replied, " A little 
 over two thou'. Better say two thousand five hundred. 
 That'll be the bank." 
 
 There was a low murmur round the table, half of ad- 
 miration of Sandymont's grand manner, half of impa- 
 tience at Jack's delaying the deal. 
 
 " Banco ! " said the latter. 
 
 Now let it be known to the uninitiated that this means, 
 " I claim the bank from you, and will play you one game 
 single-handed to see whether you keep it and take my 
 money, or I take it and yours." 
 
 A low buzz succeeded this challenge. Sandymont 
 whispered to his nearest neighbour, and the pause waa 
 awkward. 
 
 Jack understood it, and coloured painfully. " You need 
 not be afraid of my not paying," he said. " I don't say I 
 can give you the money to-night, Sandymont ; but if I 
 lose I can give you a cheque which you can present di- 
 
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 rectly I have seen my banker. I have more than double 
 this amount in the world." 
 
 Sandymont felt ashamed of himself. 
 
 " Nonsense, old fellow," he said. " I don't know what 
 you're thinking of. We are all gentlemen here, I hope. 
 So it's Banco, eh ? Come on then ! " 
 
 The cards were dealt. In Baccarat the object is to get 
 nine. With three court cards you are " Baccarat," and lose. 
 
 Jack got five. Should he take another or no ? The 
 rule by which steady players are guided says " No." But 
 Sandymont looked as if he had something good. He 
 risked it. A five! 
 
 " Bac ! " said he, trying to look cool and careless, but 
 succeeding badly. 
 
 " Do you add that to the bank ? " he asked. 
 
 " Might as well," answered the dealer, carelessly. "Yes, 
 the bank, gentlemen, is now five thou'. Would any gen- 
 tleman* iike to go Banco again ? " 
 
 There was some bravado in this speech, for Sandymont 
 was the heaviest player at The Buccaneer, and the stakes 
 were getting higher than was usual even there. 
 ' " Go on, Sandy ! " said Charlie Holster, who was 
 anxious to begin again with his £10 counters. " Of course 
 you can keep the bank. Go on ! " 
 
 " Stop ! " cried Jack. " Can one go Banco twice run- 
 ning ? " 
 
 " As often as you like," said Sandymont, thinking 
 the usual modestly-betting boy was drunk. " Do you want 
 to?" 
 
 " Yes ; I'll go you again." 
 
 " It's five thousand now, Chillingham," said a neigh- 
 bour, in a warning voice. 
 
 " That'll make seven thousand five hundred you'll lose," 
 said another. 
 
 " Or win," retorted Jack. 
 
 A hand was placed on his shoulder, and he looked round. 
 It was Windermere. 
 
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 " You're going too far, old chap," whispered the latter, 
 leaning his hand on Jack's arm. "Don't be a fool. 
 Banco for such sums with a fellow of Sandy's luck 
 is perdition. I wouldn't try it, I know. Why not 
 back out ? " 
 
 Jack felt as if the hand on his shoulder scorched him, 
 but he controlled himself, and only said in a low voice, 
 " Leave me alone." 
 
 " I say, my dear fellow," went on Windermere, who 
 thought that Jack had had too much champagne, and 
 was good-naturedly anxious to keep him out of a scrape, 
 "you ought to recollect that you're married, and have 
 others " 
 
 " Leave me alone, I say ! " cried Jack, angrily, with a 
 shrug of the shoulders. 
 
 The other held his peace, and stood there to watch the 
 denouement. 
 
 " You really mean it ? " asked Sandymont, who had 
 been leaning back in his chair, amusedly watching the 
 little scene between our hero and Windermere. 
 
 " I said Banco," answered Jack, laconically. 
 
 " Eight ! " cried the dealer, triumphantly, throwing his 
 tw6 cards on the table. 
 
 Jack felt the beads of perspiration on his brow. He 
 had two court cards. The third came slowly, as if San- 
 dymont enjoyed his suspense. At present, ten not count- 
 ing. Jack was nothing. There was but one card that 
 could save him. 
 
 How clumsy the, dealer seemed; what a time it was 
 before he extracted the top card from the others ; it ap- 
 peared to be an age before it was turned up upon the 
 table. Jack wondered that those nearest him were not 
 startled by the noise his heart made. 
 
 That card perhaps meant ruin, dishonour (for Jack was 
 now playing for rather more than he could p ay) ; it might 
 mean that he should remain for life in debt to W indermere, 
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 The card came down ; it fell, through some clumsiness 
 of Sandymont, face downwards, and Jack's trembling 
 fingers could scarcely put it right. 
 
 A nine ! 
 
 Sandymont twirled his moustache, but made no sign of 
 annoyance. " A near thing, that," he observed, and called 
 for a brandy-and-soda. 
 
 Jack with difficulty repressed a shout of delight. 
 
 " It's your bank," said Sandymont, rising ; " or I'll go to 
 banco with you if you like. But not unless you please." 
 
 " All right," said Jack. Eat two thousand more, and 
 he must have won enough to pay Windermere everything ; 
 perhaps even to square accounts with the tradesmen. 
 
 " Five thousand in the bank," he said, trying to imitate 
 Sandymont's cool air, " and, Sandy, your banco. Nine ! " 
 
 " By Jove ! you're in luck," murmured the ex-dealer. ^ 
 " I've had enough, and it's time for bed." 
 
 " I shall go too, I think," said Jack, rising, and feeling 
 his limbs trembling beneath him. " Waiter, another cock- 
 tail." 
 
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 CHAPTER XXVIII. 
 
 Should all despair 
 That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind 
 Would hang theinBelves. 
 
 Winter's Tale. 
 
 Letter from the Duke of Cheshire to Lady Meldrum. 
 
 "My dear Lady, 
 
 " I^ is many years since you and I were friends, but 
 I think we neither of us have quite forgotten those days 
 when we were foolish and didn't know it. What folly wis- 
 dom is, considering it can only get as far as to show us we 
 are fools ! I am growing old ; you are a woman and can- 
 not do so ; still I believe I shall not be wrong when I 
 venture to hint that you have reached that age when a wo- 
 man can like and be kind to another woman. Am I not ? 
 And you can do a kindness now. 
 
 " That pretty little Alice Chillingham, in whom I know 
 you take a great interest, is making a fool of herself, and 
 not a soul about her, as far as I can make out, has taken 
 the smallest trouble . to stop her from running into the 
 hole she has dug for herself. 
 
 " I have only just realized how far things have gone, 
 and I am told — but this you will know best — that several 
 people whose good opinion is of value have declared that 
 whether the husband chooses to shut his eyes or not, they 
 will receive her no more. Bo you think you could do 
 anything, my dear lady ? You know W. very well, and I 
 know of old that you are no coward. No man could 
 speak to him on the subject, but a clever woman could. 
 Will he drop it ? That is the question If he would I 
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 believe we could save the child even now. You and I to- 
 gether surely could, if I turn eminently respectable and 
 have bishops always in Maida Vale.. Another thing I 
 should like to know. Is he at all in earnest, — that is 
 would he marry her if things came to the worst ? I sup- 
 pose not. I wouldn't have in his place. How differently 
 one looks at things from outside 'certainly ! I declare that 
 my liking for this girl gives me nearly all the ridiculous 
 feelings of a husband. I should hate to think of that 
 pretty, fresh, innocent little cieature, with the most natur- 
 ally aristocratic manner I ever saw — ^so different to the 
 hothouse article we know here — being thrown away like 
 those we meet occasionally in a theatre-box or at a Ger- 
 man watering place. 
 
 " From what I hear, she is desperately smitten with 
 our friend W. (by-the-bye, he is certainly the most suc- 
 cessful young fellow of the day, though, my dear lady, I 
 fancy he would not have come up to the mark twenty 
 years ago, eh T) and believes in him most thoroughly. 
 Would it be of any use to shake that belief ? You have 
 tact and I am deficient in the article, or perhaps too lazy 
 to draw upon the fund. I leave it to you, merely saying 
 that if in recollection of old days you will do your best, 
 you will confer a very great favour upon your old friend, 
 
 ■ "Cheshire." 
 
 Lady Meldrum, on receipt of this epistle, at once 
 sent for Windermere, who, rather surprised at the urgency 
 of the old lady, at length was prevailed upon to go to 
 
 B Square. She was not long in coming to the 
 
 point. 
 
 " And so you are doing harm again, and more than ever 
 this timo, too," and she held up her fat finger in half- 
 playful menace. 
 
 " I don't quite understand," said he, lazily leaning back 
 in his chair, and speculating en her ladyship's weight. 
 
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 "Oh, yes you do ; you understand very well. I mean 
 Mi^. C " ■ .:■:,. •^::::'. „^..^ .- I*.' - 
 
 "Mrs. C ?" ;-..i' 
 
 " Yes, '^ou know." 
 
 " I know so many people whose names begin with G. 
 There are the Calverleys, and the Comens, and the " 
 
 " I mean Mrs. Chiilingham." 
 
 "Ah, a nice little thing ! American, you know, and 
 fresh. Different to most. Oh, yes, I know her very 
 well." 
 
 " Windermere," said she, with as much seriousness as 
 she dared — he would be frightened away very easily, she 
 felt — '* you're doing more harm than you know there." 
 
 " Dear me, no," he said, stroking his soft moustache and 
 speaking in a sentimental tone. " Dear me, no. She is 
 doing more than sJie knows, you should say. I declare. 
 Lady Meldrum, I'm desperately in love with little Alice." 
 
 " Are you, really." 
 
 " Of course. But what makes you so serious about 
 it ?" ^ 
 
 " I'm very fond of her." 
 
 "So am I." < -. 
 
 " Ani yet you would ruin her ! " 
 
 He looked at the old lady in surprise. There was no 
 badinage in her voice now. 
 
 " Ruin her ? " 
 
 " Yes. Don't talk to me of the way of the world and 
 what they all do. Because society has been vulgarised by 
 a set of snobs who think it is fashionable to be vicious, 
 or because a few fools in high places are so, is that any 
 reason why intelligent ladies and gentlemen should be- 
 have like a set of third-rate French actresses and boule- 
 vard-strutters, or like tho footmen and maids in their ser- 
 vants' halls ? But if only in that way, Windermere, it's 
 bad enough. But I say that a man like you, who delib- 
 erately sets himself to seduce the wife of his friend, 
 merely because she is innocent and fresh " 
 
 ill! 
 
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 Windei'mere was not accustomed to being lectured. 
 
 " He is not my friend," said he, sulkily. " He is not^n 
 my set." - 
 
 " All the more reason for you to keep away from his 
 house," cried her ladyship, rather illogically. " Tell me 
 one thing," and she stood up in front of his chair, and 
 held a large paper-knife over his head, as if prepared for 
 physical force, if necessary — "tell me one thing — how 
 will it all end ?" 
 
 " How am I to know ? " asked he, with half-comic per- 
 plexity, glancing at the formidable piece of ivory over his 
 head. ^ ^* 
 
 " Who else is to know? Now, answer me one question. 
 When the crash comes " 
 
 " I don't see why any crash should come," 
 
 " But I do. The husband is not like the most of them 
 nowadays." 
 
 " Isn't he ? " sneered Windermere. 
 
 " No ; he is not. But he's a fool, and doesn't, know 
 you're a blackguard." 
 
 " Lady Meldrum ! " cried he, springing to his feet, and 
 regardless of the paper-knife. 
 
 " Yes — I repeat it ; and you may call me out if you 
 like. When that poor girl finds herself without a home, 
 without a name, for your sake, what will you do ? " 
 
 He was silent, meditating instant retreat, and the future 
 avoidance of " this old madwoman's " company. 
 
 " Will you prove then that I am wrong in what I called 
 you just now ? Will you marry her ? " 
 
 " Keally " 
 
 " Will you marry her ? " 
 
 " I think, Lady Meldrum," said he, haughtily, and 
 moving towards the door, " that you rather forget your- 
 self." 
 
 " No, I don't ! " screamed the old lady, in a passion, her 
 '* front " trembling with emotion. " No, I don't ; but I 
 should do so if I were to omit to tell you what you are. 
 
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 if I were to omit to brand you with the name of coward 
 and " 
 
 But he had fled, and her ladyship, even in her wrath, 
 remembered that after all he was not much worse than 
 all the others, differing only in this respect that he was 
 more successful. 
 
 " I am sure I did all I could," she thought to herself, aa 
 she whirled along in the high yellow barouche that after- 
 noon ; " but as to stopping such things as these, you 
 might as well try to empty out the sea with a teacup." 
 
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 When Jack got back to North Street after his lucky 
 gamble it was broad day. He crept quietly upstairs to 
 his dressing-room, his heart beating at the idea of his 
 wife's waking and meeting him. As yet he had not made 
 up his mind what to do. All he knew now was, that he 
 had enough money to pay Windermere all he had paid 
 for her, and what he had lent him,seif . 
 
 As he had his hand on the handle of his dressing-room 
 door, his eye was caught by a note lying on the tray which 
 held Alice's morning tea, and which her maid had laid 
 down for a moment on a table on o;>e landing. It was in 
 Windermere's handwriting. 
 
 An irresistible impulse caused him to seize it and tear 
 it open. 
 
 " My own Darling, 
 
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 " I will call wlien J. is oui *^his afternoon, and 
 
 He read no more, but leant down his head upon the 
 mantelpiece and groaned. 
 
 The first agony oi seeing himself mentioned to Alice 
 as an alien, as one to be got out of the way, was very 
 sharp. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXIX. 
 
 I lov'd a lasse, a faire one, 
 
 As faire as e'er was seen : 
 She was indeed a rare one, 
 
 Another Sheba queene : 
 But, foole as then I was, 
 
 I thought she lov'd me too ; 
 And now, alas ! sh' 'as left roe ! 
 
 Falero, lero, loo. 
 
 Master Witheb. 
 
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 " A NOTE for you," said Jack, entering Alice's room. She 
 was in a peignoir — one that her husband had often ad- 
 mired — and looked singularly pretty with her soft hair 
 falling on her shoulders, and her feet shod with the neatest 
 of coquettish slippers. - ■ 
 
 She looked up inquiringly, and started as she saw the 
 handwriting on the envelope. 
 
 " I have read it, Alice," he said in a low voice. 
 
 She did not speak for a moment. It had come then, 
 the discovery, with its attendant shame, and all the hor- 
 rors she had often pictured to herself. 
 
 " Forgive me, Jack ! " -- * .. 
 
 Jack stood still in front of her, the letter still in his 
 hand. j .. 
 
 " Had you not better read it ? " . 
 
 But she could only cry out again — 
 
 " Forgive me ! " 
 
 " Yes, I suppose I must. It is the fashion nowadays, 
 
 they tell me, to forgive these things ; but " and here 
 
 his misery overcame his sarcasm. " Oh, Alice, I did not 
 think you would have used ~me so." 
 
 She was aln^ost choked by her emotion. To see Jack, 
 whom she loved (in a way), who had trusted her so com- 
 pletely, with whom she had spent so many happy hours, 
 
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 broken-hearted, and because of her, was terrible. At 
 that moment her chief feeling was pity for him, joined 
 with anger against that splendid scapegoat, Kate. 
 
 " Oh, Jack ! I didn't know — I didn't mean — you could 
 not think " 
 
 He stopped her sternly. 
 
 " What could I not think ? Have you not taken this 
 man's money ?" 
 
 There was no answer. 
 
 " Have you not received him unknown to me ? " 
 
 No answer. 
 
 " Have you not been to his rooms ? " 
 
 Upon her face came a look almost imperceptible, which 
 seemed to be born of some sweet recollection. 
 
 Jealousy is keen-sighted, and Jack recognised it at 
 once as such. 
 
 " You love this man ? " he cried fiercely. 
 
 She looked up, and meeting the anger in his eyes, again 
 contemplated her pretty slippers. The little white hand 
 clenched itself as if for combat, and her breath came 
 quickly. 
 
 "Do you love him?" cried her husband, again ad- 
 vancing close to her, in an almost menacing manner. 
 
 She met his gaze bravely enough this time, poor child, 
 deeming herself to be loyal even in her dishonour. 
 
 " What wbuld you have me say ?" 
 
 " The truth. But still," he went on, as she was about 
 to speak, " remember that what you say will decide our 
 future. My happiness, at any rate depends on it. Alic^ ! 
 do not delude yourself. Remember how happy we have 
 been together, how happy we might yet be, and do not 
 let some passing fancy weigh against such love as you 
 have known. " 
 
 " I have been horrible, cruel, wicked ; so bad that I 
 deserve the worst you can do to me. But, oh. Jack, I do 
 love him. He is ho " 
 
 " Stop ! " cried Jack, huskily. " I can bear a good deal. 
 
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 you I shall go mad!" and he paced the room in un- 
 controllable agitation. 
 
 She was the first to speak. 
 
 " Jack, please listen to me for a moment, and then do 
 what you think best. When I met you first, and when 
 you asked me to marry you, I had seen no one. I did 
 believe then — I believed until — until three months ago, 
 that all I had of love was yours ; and then I found " 
 
 " You found that, like all other women of your stamp, 
 you wanted more than one lover!" cried poor Jack, 
 desperate. * 
 
 " No. You have a right to be angry. I cannot bear 
 you to be sorry, for I am not worth it. I did not know 
 for some time what my feelings were about hwi ; and, 
 believe me, Jack, I did try to stifle them. Do you re- 
 member when I asked you not to see so much of him ? " 
 
 Jack assented with a groan. She, in the selfishness of 
 love, was slowly tearing out his heart-strings. 
 
 " I did try and avoid him, ever so many times, and 
 then — then I heard stories of you and that actress ■" 
 
 " D d lies ! " muttered he. 
 
 " And, Jack, I am 710^ like the women you compared 
 me to just now. I know that it is only possible for me 
 to love once." 
 
 " As you will say to the next person to whom you are 
 good enough to transfer your affections. Oh, mj'^ God ! 
 why have I to bear this ? " He leant his head upon the 
 mantelpiece, and there was silence in the room for a time, 
 at last he turned, and she thought she saw a trace of tears 
 upon his cheek. 
 
 " Alice, my darling, my own, say that all this is a 
 hideous dream, and let us wake now ! You cannot have 
 changed so utterly. I love- you so much that you cannot 
 do anything but love me in return. Say all this is false, 
 that you have been a little foolish, flirted too much- 
 done wrong, if it must be so. God help me I I would 
 
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 233 
 
 forgive you all, for I love you too much to lose you ! 
 But for the love of heaven do not say that your heart 
 has gone from me. Speak, darling ; tell me you are still 
 my own little wife ! " 
 
 He had taken her in his arms and covered her face 
 with kisses ; while she remained cold and passive, but 
 trembling in every limb. ^^ 
 
 " I will be a good wife 'to you," she said, slowly, and as 
 if each word was an effort. " I will never see — him — 
 again, if you order it, and " 
 
 " You will say that you love me ? " 
 
 " You know I am very fond of you." » 
 
 " But you love him ? " and he started up. 
 
 She did not answer. 
 
 " Answer me — I demand it as a right, and will be fooled 
 no longer. Do you refuse to give up this schoolgirl senti- 
 ment for a blackguard who will throw you aside like an 
 old glove when he has done with you, as he has all the 
 others — for a man who has bought you with a few gowns, 
 and a few thousands — for a snob who goes about parading 
 his marquisate before frisky matrons as a shopboy parades, 
 his sham diamond ring before shopgirls — for a " 
 
 Jack scarcely knew what he was saying in his justifiable 
 rage. 
 
 " Stop ! " cried Alice, with her eyes flaming. " Stop ! 
 I have said I will obey your orders, and will promise you, 
 although it, will break my heart, never t^ see him again ; 
 but " . 
 
 " You own that ! My God, this is tuo much ! You 
 oy^n that it will break your heart not to see him ! D — -n 
 
 you, you " and he used a word which we cannot 
 
 write as he spoke it, and which we will not indicate by 
 any of the pretty phrases now much in vogue to designate 
 what is rapidly becoming a respectable — nay a fashionable 
 class. 
 
 " You shall never say such words to me again ! " cned 
 she, drawing hei'self up. 
 
 
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 He was mad from rage and mortification. Surely there 
 was so :cuse for him ? 
 
 "W ot?" 
 
 " ,ase I will not stay with you to hear them." 
 a only want an excuse to go to your friend" 
 
 " 1 want no excuse, and you know," she cried, looking 
 very pretty as she confronted her angry husband, her 
 eyes flaming and her cheeks flushed, " that I want no 
 excuse. I have behaved badly to you. Until now you 
 have been far too good to me, and I have repaid you by 
 deception. I confess it. Do as you will about me ; but 
 remember one thing — I will not bear such words as you 
 used just now." 
 
 "Alice," said he softening again — for the terror of 
 losing her was strong within him — " I am sorry for what 
 I said, but you drove me very hard when you said you 
 — you cared about him." 
 
 " And what could I say ? I have had enough of lying 
 and trickery. I do love him, and I oughtn't to, and I 
 can't help it." 
 
 " But not very much ? " asked Jack, inviting more 
 torture. 
 
 " Why do you force me to say such things ? " she asked, 
 half petulant, half pitying. " Why do you cross-examine 
 me like this ? Why not do what other people do in these 
 cases ? " 
 
 Alice's idea of the explosion had been quite different 
 to this. She had expected ruin and desolation, and tragedy 
 and blue fire, and all the concomitants of a domestic 
 esclandre. And here was the injured one pleading as if 
 he were in the wrong, and making her deliberately choose 
 to step off" the path and down the precipice, instead of 
 falling over without a chance, and with no time to reflect 
 on the inconvenience attache'd to the fall. 
 
 ** I love him so much that if I were to lose him 1 should 
 lose all the part of my life that makes life anything but 
 
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 eating and drinking and sleeping. So much that nothing 
 can ever come between my heart " 
 
 " For God's sake, don't talk of hearts" interrupted Jack. 
 " There are no such things in the bargain you have driven 
 with his lordship. You spoke just now of ' the actress,' 
 as you called her in your splendid disdain. Well, you 
 know what she is. She is, I now see, a thousand times 
 purer, better than you are. She, at least, can be loyal and 
 true, and " 
 
 " You had better go back to her," said Alice, with a 
 touch of jealousy. 
 
 " Why not ? She, at least, is honest. When she takes 
 money there is no doubt about the reason. She hurts no 
 credulous fool of a husband by doing so." 
 
 " I will not be insulted in this way ! " cried Alice, with 
 a stamp of her foot. 
 
 " Are yoii insulted ? Why ? Surely you insult your- 
 self sufficiently by what you confess to me." 
 
 " Oh, Jack," and she turned to him with a gesture of 
 despair, " I wish you were my brother and not my hus- 
 band." 
 
 " It's a choice of evils," murmured Jack, sullenly. 
 
 " I want a friend. Jack, and you won't be one to me." 
 
 " No — I'm only your husband." 
 
 " Don't beso unkind. How could I help making a mis- 
 take ? Have you never made any mistakes ? " 
 
 " It appears I have made one very big one." 
 
 Alice was frightened by this unusual caustic tone. She 
 drew nearer to him. 
 
 -" Don't you care at all for me now ? " she asked, hold- 
 ing out her hand. 
 
 Jack hesitated ; then seized the little hand and drew 
 her close to him. 
 
 " I love you ! " he whispered in her ear. " I love you 
 so that I would kill you before I'd let you be anyone 
 else's ! You have sworn to love me always, and you shall, 
 
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 or at any rate you shall stay with me and let me love 
 you!" 
 
 " And I must promise ? " she asked, tremulously. 
 
 "Promise! What?" 
 
 " Never to see him again, never to " 
 
 " Do you want to ? " 
 
 " Once more ! " she cried, breaking from his arms : " only 
 once more, to say good-bye ! " and she laid her head down 
 on the arm of the sofa and wept bitterly. 
 
 Jack shivered from head to foot. In vain for him to 
 try and persuade himself that this was no more than a 
 passing fancy — a flirtation which the example of such 
 friends as Mrs. Belfort had drawn her into. - ^ 
 
 " D n him ! " he cried. " Why should he have come 
 
 between us ? Shall you never forget him ? " 
 
 " I will do all you wish," murmured Alice between her 
 sobs. 
 
 " You will live with me and keep his memory in your 
 heart ! You will do what you call ' your duty,' and be 
 as false as hell all the time ! No ! Go your own way ! 
 Dishonour yourself and me — perhaps it is fashionable — 
 only go ! I will not see you again. Thank God, we have 
 no child to be cursed with the history of a bad mother ! 
 Go ! This house is mine, and you who have deceived me 
 had better follow your heart and leave it ! When I come 
 back I shall expect to find it rid of a woman whose pre- 
 sence is an insult to me ! " 
 
 He hurried from the room, and, after a few hasty direc- 
 tions to his servant, from the house, leaving his wife to 
 battle out as best she might, the fierce struggle between 
 her duty and what she, poor ignorant child, conceived to 
 be a higher obligation — the love of her heart. 
 
 How it would have ended may be considered doubtful, 
 had not Windermere appeared in North Street that after- 
 noon. , 
 
 To strike >yhile tl)e iron was hot was his favourite axiom 
 
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 wliere the other sex was concerned, and here be found the 
 metal pliable enough. Alice did not tell him any details 
 of the scene that had taken place, but he gathered enough 
 to see that now was his grand opportunity. And he took 
 it. Before the lamps were lit, the fatal "yes " had been 
 said, and, while the respectable folk left in town were 
 discussing their dinners, a young wife was bumping along 
 towards Charing Cross Station in a four-wheeled cab, 
 trying to believe she was happy, but only feeling that 
 she was guilty. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXX. 
 
 I meant no ill. 
 That which brought me hither 
 Was a desire I have to be with you 
 
 Rather than those I live with. This is all. 
 
 The Ooblint. 
 
 Oh how mysterious is the bond 
 
 Which blends the earthly with the pure ! , 
 
 Margaret Davidson. 
 
 Lady Meldrum's flitting from B Square to the sunny- 
 South was a very impressive affair. Conscious, perhaps, 
 of some want of dignity in her person, she was very care- 
 ful to preserve as much as possible in her surroundings ; 
 and her butler had a larger white waistcoat, her hall- 
 porter a redder nose, and her footmen more bulbous calves 
 than those dignitaries in other establishments which 
 attempted grandeur. And surely if it were incumbent on 
 one of her ladyship's position to parade the evidences of 
 rank and wealth before the limited public of London, it 
 was still more so when the southern counties of England 
 and the length of France were to be traversed ? Part of 
 this retinue consisted of his lordship, who sailed away 
 from the English shore, where were his fat pigs and his 
 beloved prize bullocks, with much the same feelings at 
 his heart as saddened the fair Queen of Scots when going 
 the reverse way. 
 
 He had never attempted rebellion, for he was a weak 
 man, easily overborne, and 'his wife was no ordinary foe. 
 She was fond of him in a brusque, rather cruel fashion, 
 and suffered no one to bully him but herself. She fain 
 would have him by her as a sort of roi faineant, or, we 
 might say, invisible deity, which she, as high priest, could 
 
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 239 
 
 manipulate in her own way, but which still Hhould be a 
 deity to others. When she talked pompously of *' my 
 lord " and " his lordship's wishes," persons who had never 
 seen him were rather awed ; and Mr. Flittery did not for- 
 get for some time the reception of a joke of his at my 
 lord's expense met with at his wife's hands. It nearly 
 cost poor Flittery the run of one of the " best houses " in 
 London. 
 
 The arrival of the cavalcade from B Square at 
 
 Charing Cross created some stir even at that busy place. 
 An American " belle " would have stared at the amount 
 of large black boxes there were there, guarded by maids, 
 footmen, and couriers of every nationality, and all in vari- 
 ous stages of fusG and fury. A King Charles' spaniel, a 
 parrot, and a most obnoxious monkey added all they could 
 to the confusion ; while my lady, very red in the face in 
 consequence of a hastily-swaJilowed meal before starting, 
 stood in the middle, alternately giving excited instruc- 
 tions to one or other of her domestics, petting and sooth- 
 ing the animals, and saying an affectionate farewell to the 
 friends who had come, as in duty bound, to see her off. 
 
 " Goad-bye, dear ! Write all the news ! Villa Gor- 
 goni, you remember — Villa Gorgoni, Nice — not Nizza, 
 now — it's French, you know, and very wrong it was of 
 Napoleon. Am^lie, what on earth are you doing ? Don't 
 you see those rugs are on Jock's head ? — he'll be crushed, 
 poor dear ! Why, where are they putting my luncheon- 
 basket ? In the other carriage, you stupid man ! Oh 
 yes, yes ! I'll tell you all that happens there ; and there's 
 .always something amusing happens at Nice. Gambling 
 and love-making go together, I think. Poor little Topsy ! 
 Never mind, then ! Did the nasty man tread on his tail ? 
 Amdlie, where have you put those meat biscuits ? No, 
 not those ! — the new sort Mr. Flittery got me the other 
 day. Can't find them ! Well I won't start without 
 them. Put them in my small bag, did I ? Impossible ! 
 Oh yes, here they are ! Train going ? Dear me, 
 
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 why it Wants at least five minutes to the time ! Good- 
 bye, dearest ! Mind you write ! That woman who 
 passed us just now has a pretty figure, but I didn't see 
 her face. Why, there's Windermere ! I wonder where 
 he's going ! Take care, John ! — that's not the way to 
 take up Topsy ! I ivill not have her taken up by the 
 necx!" 
 
 " We must start the train, my lady," says the guard, 
 in desperation. 
 
 " Quite right, guard — of course you must. Unpunctu- 
 ality is the source of all danger. Would you just take 
 hold of Jock's chain ? He won't bite ; my maid seems to 
 have forgotten him. Am^lie, take Polly in the carriage 
 with you. Mind, Thomas is to come and find out if I 
 want anything at each station. Oh, inspector ! — do you 
 think there is any wind ? Will the sea be smooth ? " 
 
 But the bowing ofiicial could not reassure her voluble 
 ladyship, for as she spoke the train glided out of the sta- 
 tion. 
 
 In another carriage of the same train were seated 
 two travellers, man and woman, both of whom seemed to 
 be rather absorbed in reflections. 
 
 Even in these days of bioad-mindedness, running away 
 from your husband is rather an important matter, and 
 Uice, although we can find no excuse for her, was not 
 of the mould of those ladies who change their lovers 
 nearly as often and more easily than they change their 
 gloves. She had that " moral sense " which seems so 
 uselessly annoying when it has failed to deter us from the 
 commission of a fault, and it — conscieTice some calJ it — 
 was worrying her most terribly now. 
 
 The other afiair of this sort that Windermere had had 
 — to do him justice there had been but one before — was 
 so different. Then the lady had laughed and joked, and 
 wondered pleazi^ntly what he (a deceived husband is 
 always spoken of as " he," just as a corpse is " it ") would 
 say when her flight was discovered. She had called for 
 
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 " B. and S." at one of the stations, and had insisted on 
 SI oking a cigarette on the bridge of the steamer. 
 
 Now the lady was all tears and tremor, and poor Win- 
 dermere began at last to feel as if he were a bridegroom 
 trying to console his school-room bride for her parting 
 with " mamma and sisters." 
 
 " I can't see why you came, if it makes you so unhappy 
 already," he said at last, rather petulantly. 
 
 The reply was femininely inconsequent. 
 
 "You, at least, ought to be the last to reproach me." 
 
 " I don't, darling — of course I don't — what I mean is 
 that if we are going to be miserable " 
 
 " How can I be anything else ? " she asked, raising her 
 tearful eyes. " I believe Jack will die. I do indeed. 
 He was so fond of me, Clare ! " 
 
 " And you regret it already, then ?" ' 
 
 He spoke huffily. Had he lost his hunting, and put 
 himself to much inconvenience for this ? 
 
 " I don't know. Everything seems to be all wrong." 
 
 " I suppose you don't care about me any more. It's a 
 pity you didn't find it out two hours ago." 
 
 " Oh, I do ! You know I do. Should I be here else ? 
 You're not quite kind, Clare. I am giving up everything 
 a woman prizes for you — my name, my home, my hus- 
 band '* 
 
 " Really, Alice," said he, lighting a cigar, and puffing 
 viciously at it, " we can't go into the matter in this way. 
 Your husband is " 
 
 " The best, kindest man in the world ! " 
 
 " Look here ; let us be serious. When the train gets to 
 Dover it will be perfectly possible for you to go back to 
 him. You know how dearly I love you ; but don't think 
 for a moment, Alice, that I am base enough to take ad- 
 v«ntage of you in any way ; but, of course, if you go 
 jac' now, my dream of happiness is shattered. Can you 
 not believe I will make you happy, darling ?" 
 
 " Forgive i^^e, Clare," said she, " I am a fool. I know 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 I cannot live without you ; but I do wish I hadn't been 
 obliged to treat poor Jack so badly." 
 
 Then Windermere, thinking that affairs had better rest 
 on this footing, said no more, except such words as are 
 inspired by folly and love, real or feigned, and poor little 
 Alice forgot for the moment her remorse and fears, and 
 allowed herself to be happy in the ridiculous belief that 
 "love is enough" to carry the pilgrim through life's 
 dangers. 
 
 All for love and the world well loit. 
 
 It is sad to think that any sane adult person should 
 ever have believed in such an immoral axiom. 
 
 They drove straight across Paris, ajid took the morn- 
 ing train to Marseilles, again at the station meeting the 
 Meldrum party. Alice shrank back when she saw her 
 ladyship's portly form, and again escaped recognition, 
 although the gold-rimmed eye-glass was very busy to dis- 
 cover whether Windermere was alone or not. 
 
 And now a catastrophe occurred which was important 
 in its consequences, although seemingly of no great mo- 
 ment at the time. Windermere, who had a dim aristo- 
 cratic notion that time was scarcely made for such as he, 
 disregarding the fact that they had but ten minutes at 
 Lyons, determined on a thorough toilet, and had the sat- 
 isfaction, when about half clad, of hearing the train leave 
 the station. Even for Lord Windermere they could nc^ 
 bring it back. So there was nothing for it but to follow by 
 a slow train that started in a few hours, or await the next 
 express. He determined on the latter course, and sent a 
 telegram to the station at Marseilles, telling Alice which 
 hotel to go to and await his arrival. His nom de voyage 
 was Mr. Keswick (this being the second title in his family), 
 and so his telegram was addressed to " Madame Keswick." 
 
 It did not strike him that he had omitted to tell Alice 
 of this change of name, and that therefore his message 
 was not very likely to find her. 
 
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 243 
 
 Alice's dismay at finding herself dashing south alone may- 
 be imagined, and her utten: helplessness on arriving at 
 Marseilles was piteous to behold. She had been kept 
 awake all night by her thoughts, and the excitement which 
 had hitherto sustained her was fast dying away. The 
 disappearance of her companion was the last straw, and 
 she fairly broke down in the salle d'attente as she realized 
 the fact that she had forgotten her purse — or perhaps pur- 
 posely left it behind, not wishing to take anything that 
 might be Jack's — and had no notion where to go or what 
 to do. Windermere's servant had been assisting in his 
 master's toilet, and was also left behind. 
 
 " Mrs. Chillingham ! " said a voice at her side, and she 
 turned to encounter the astonished gaze of Lady Meldrum. 
 
 « Yes— I— that is " 
 
 " Child ! " cried her ladyship, excitedly, not heeding the 
 looks of curiosity around. " Child, what are you doing ? 
 Is Mr. Chillingham here ? " 
 
 Alice turned to escape, but the stout old lady held her 
 arm. < 
 
 " No," she cried ; " you shall not go — at least, not till I 
 have told him what I think. Where is Lord Windermere ? " 
 
 She spoke sternly, and Alice, wearied out with excite- 
 ment and bodily fatigue, was no match for her. 
 
 " He was left behind accidentally at Lyons," she stam- 
 mered out, " and I was going to " But at this moment 
 
 nature gave way, and she sank back fainting on to one of 
 benches that lined the room. 
 
 " Am^lie, quick ! my salts. Now then, look up dear : 
 " that's better ! You must come to my hotel. John, is the 
 fiacre there ? Now, my good man, stand -^ut of the way. 
 Don't you see the lady is ill ? Give her 3 ou. arm on the 
 other side, Amdlie. There! th.Ll^ do. She'll be quite 
 well in a minute. Cocker, cb VHoW de VUnivers! Vite ! 
 Drive on ! Now, my Loi^ of Windermere, we'll see 
 whether a stupid old woman cannot checkmate you for 
 once. Was there ever such a lucky meeting ! " 
 
CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXI. 
 
 This soul hath been o 
 
 Alone on a wide, wide sea : 
 So lonely 'twas that God Himself 
 Scarce seemed there to be. 
 
 Ancient Mariner. 
 
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 Scarcely knowing where he was going, already broken- 
 hearted at having used such bitter words to the woman 
 he could not help loving, Jack found himself in Brompton, 
 and was soon seated in Violet Vandeleur's hijou house. 
 Before he had told her much, she guessed the whole truth, 
 and overflowed with compassion and such advice as her 
 experience of the narrow world in which she lived had 
 given her. And the world behind the foot-lights is not 
 a bad parody of that in front. 
 
 The " paying public " are perhaps a little less jealous, a 
 trifle less conceited and egotistical, than the artistes whose 
 success to a great extent depends upon their conceit and 
 egotism. The grand v)bject in life, as on the stage, is to 
 stand on your friend's shoulders for the better reaching 
 of the topmost branch, and to give that friend a kick 
 downwards when the branch is firmly grasped, and he can 
 be of no further use. Violet had had to fight her way to 
 her little eminence like the rest, and was naturally har- 
 dened and unrefined by the process : but, surviving all her 
 caticans and double entendres, displays of legs and of 
 temper, chaff* with semi-drunken spring captains, and 
 mean shifts to gain the advantage of a rival, she possessed 
 a true woman's heart in her bosom still ; and was, more- 
 over, far more impressed by a catastrophe in the ranks 
 above* her kin than she would have been by the direst 
 occurrence among those with whom she lived. 
 
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 245 
 
 Wlien Tibbs the comedian deplored the loss of his wife, 
 who had preferred the aristocratic company of a heavy 
 dragoon, Violet looked upon it as an excellent joke ; but 
 that the Honorable Jack Chillingham should meet a sim- 
 ilar fate was terrible indeed. 
 
 Jack's chivalrous manner to herself, and apparent ignor- 
 ance of the fact that courtesy is not required for such as 
 she, had made a great impression upon her ; and, if it was 
 impossible for her to be what is called " in love " with 
 anyone, she cared so much for him that, in his presence, 
 she felt ashamed of herself, abjured strong liquors, and 
 rarely if ever let slip an oath out of her pretty mouth. 
 
 " Don't give up, Jack ! " she cried. " It may all come 
 right. You know she does like you best, and then " 
 
 *' But I know nothing of the kind," he said moodily. 
 " I would have gladly laid down my life for her ; and this 
 is my reward." 
 
 Violet thought she had heard words something like 
 this on the stage ; but only said, " She could not be so 
 cruel." 
 
 " Cruel ! For inhuman cruelty, give m_e a woman who 
 knows that a man loves her — that she is sure of him, 
 let her do what she may. But, by God, she shall see that 
 I am not so helpless as she thinks ! " cried he, knowing 
 that he was talking nonsense. " She shall go her own 
 way and 1 mine, and I don't care if I never see her false 
 face again." i 
 
 "Yes, you do, Jack," said the actress, gently. "Yes, 
 you do, my poor boy. You can never live without her." 
 
 " Can I not ! You shall see," he began ; but the words 
 died upon his lips, and he buried his face in his hands 
 with a gi-oan. 
 
 Violet laid her hand gently upon his shoulder — a pretty 
 hand, not so white as Alice's, except when powdered for 
 performances, but pretty, and not plebeian. 
 
 " Jack, my friend, I am only a poor actress whom all 
 play with and despise ; but I like to think I can be your 
 
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 friend — at a distance, of course, but still your friend. If 
 this is as you say — if all is really over between you and 
 your wife, still do not let it spoil your life. Believe me, 
 Jack, there is no woman that ever breathed worth such a 
 sacrifice. I daresay we are all much alike. Human 
 nature is not very different in Belgrave Square to what it 
 is in Brompton. Only in Belgrave Square they hide it, 
 and we don't. If she had loved you she could not have 
 done this ; if she did not love you, surely it is best the 
 discovery should come. Should you like to go on with a 
 woman who was shamming to you all the while ? — whose 
 every kiss was a lie ? With one of us — well, you buy us, 
 you know, and you are aware pretty well of the value of 
 the article — but with one of your great people it must be 
 truth or a pei-petual sham and falseness." 
 
 "What matter, if one thought it was true ? " asked Jack, 
 unconsciously repeating Othello's cry of agony. 
 
 " But you would not really think it was true ; at least 
 not for long. A hundred little things would show you 
 its falseness every day, and the attempt to make yourself 
 believe you were happy would soon cease. No, Jack ; the 
 fact is sad enough, but that it should be known as a fact 
 is all the better." 
 
 " You are rather a Job's comforter, Violet." 
 
 " Am I ? I don't remember much about Job; but if 
 our stage-manager had a little of his character I think I 
 should like him better. But now, Jack, will you take 
 my advice for once ? Go back to Noi-th Street, and make 
 certain you and she are not deceiving yourselves. Do ! " 
 
 " I must see her once more," he said, rising, and mov- 
 ing to the door without looking round. " Yes, I will go 
 back. Slie shall say all that again to me if she can. If 
 I could only wake and find it all nothing but a bad 
 dream ! Do you know, Violet," he continued, with his 
 hand on the door, " I sometimes cannot believe it is 1 
 who am so wretched, remembering how only a few days 
 ago I was the happiest fellow in London." 
 
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 247 
 
 " Poor dear Jack ? " sighed she, as he went out, and a 
 sudden eagerness coming over him, promised a cabman 
 an extra fee to drive quickly to North Street. 
 
 There was no Alice there. He supposed shi had gone 
 out driving, and sat down in the drawing-r( om to wait, 
 A pretty little room, with marks of Alice's artless taste 
 and refinement everywhere. Vne little sketch she had 
 done at Montbec, on the wall, recalled to him the happiest 
 moments of his life. Her work lay upon the table, and 
 he took it and pressed it to his lips. As he laid it down, 
 he became aware of a letter addressed to him, which 
 was near it on the table. Surely it was her handwrit- 
 ing ? She had written to tell him that the cruel words 
 said that morning were false ; that she was only trying 
 him ; that her love was his and not another's. He tore 
 open the envelope— there was a forget-me-not upon it, 
 which he remembered distinctly afterward, as one often 
 notes trifles in moments of intense excitement— and read : 
 
 " Forgive me ! Forget me ! I was not worthy of your 
 love. I am a wretched, wicked woman. Nothing you 
 can say is bad enough. But try and forgive me some 
 
 day, and do not grieve the loss of one "w^ho is ^what 
 
 you said just now. Good-bye. 
 
 "Alice." 
 
 Two hours afterwards Alice's maid, surprised at the 
 absence of her mistress, came to the drawing-room and 
 found Jack seated there, with a letter in his hand, gazing 
 into the fire. She had to address him several times be- 
 fore he became aware of her presence. 
 
 " Mi's. Chillingham returns to dress? " she asked. 
 
 " Returns ! returns ! Never," said Jack, as one in a 
 dream. 
 
 Perkins confided to the man-servant that master 
 seemed quite odd-like, as if he had seen a ghost. Per- 
 haps in the declining fire he did see the ghost of his hap- 
 
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 the servant's part could induce him to dine ; and as their 
 mistress still did not come back, an inkling of the truth 
 began to ooze out. It was not long in reaching next 
 door ; it travelled from downstairs to my lady's chamber 
 mysteriously in many houses that night ; and next morn- 
 ing it was pretty well known in London that a new 
 amusement was to be provided for scandal-lovers; and 
 while male old women ran from club to club collecting 
 and inventing savoury details, austere ladies, whose only 
 virtue consisted in not having as yet broken the Eleventh 
 Commandment, cast up their splendid eyes, and hinted 
 how they had known it would end in this way many 
 months ago. 
 
 Strange to say, much blame fell to the share of the 
 victim ; and if there were but a tithe of truth in what 
 was said of Jack, he must have been a very Chevalier de 
 Faublas in his code of morals, and have possessed the 
 wealth of the Indies to keep up the numerous establish- 
 ments with which he was credited. 
 
 " D n it all ! " said Sir John Glorme, in the bow 
 
 window of his club, " I can stand a good deal. No fellow 
 can call me st ait-laced ; but, by Jove ! young Chilling- 
 ham is too baa. I shall cut him if he presumes to go 
 into society again." 
 
 And the general club public rather agreed with this 
 new champion of comparative morality. Windermere 
 alone came out of the ordeal of social criticism without 
 a stain upon his character. Women one and all became 
 eager to know him better, and many a young gentleman 
 whose " ©nly wish was woman to win " cursed in his heart 
 the fortune which had not given him Windermere's pos- 
 ition and talent for conquest. 
 
 Lord Brocklesby had come up to town to have his hair 
 cut — at least this was the reason he gave his wife and 
 family — and, hearing the news, drove off at once to North 
 Street. 
 
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 The old gentleman was more iseriously i)ut out than 
 he had been since the Government refused to adopt a 
 Reform Bill he had concocted in a stray half -hour after 
 dinner, and was inclined to be angry with his son for al- 
 lowing Alice to prove his predictions concerning her to 
 prove false. 
 
 " It must have been your absurd jealousy," he said. 
 
 " Jealousy ! But I'm not going to argue about it with 
 you, father. The thing has happened — too late to ask why." 
 
 And not all his father's ingenious theories concerning 
 matrimony, and schemes for the prevention for the future 
 of such occurrences as this, could move him from the 
 strange state of lethargy into which he had fpJlen. His 
 mind was so entirely absorbed by his loss, by thoughts of 
 her, that he could spare no thought on anger with the 
 man. That would come ; but at present the killing of 
 twenty Windermeres seemed so insignificant beside the 
 loneliness, the lovelessness, to which he was condemned. 
 For two days he did not stir from his house ; his father 
 was fain at last to return to the country, piteously la- 
 menting the times gone by when a man was quick to 
 avenge his dishonour with a ready pistol. 
 
 At last he roused himself and crawled to Scotland Yard. 
 
 " Yes, sir ! " said the smug detective, washing his 
 hands in the air. " No doubt we shall be able to ascer- 
 tain where they are very shortly. The gentleman is 
 pretty well known by sight, you see, sir. Can you let 
 me have a photo of the lady ? If you have one about 
 you now, so much the better, as we can commence inquir- 
 ies at once." 
 
 Poor Jack hesitated, and then, with trembling hand, 
 drew out a large locket which he wore round his neck 
 and gave it to the man. 
 
 " Ha ! very pretty, very nice," said he, opening it as he 
 would have opened a box of cigars, while Jack could have 
 murdered him for profaning it by his touch. 
 
 " May I ask, sir, whether this is at all flattered ? 
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 " Not in the least," said Jack, shortly, clenching his 
 fists. "You will take care of that, please. I — I — set 
 some value on it, and should not like to lose it." 
 
 " Most careful, sir; rely on us. If you will call again 
 in about two days, I have no doubt we shall have a per- 
 fect case for you." 
 
 A perfect case ! Jack groaned as he thought of his 
 little Alice being part of a detective's " perfect case !" 
 Probably he might have ascertained where they had fled 
 without resorting to Scotland Yard ; but he shrank from 
 speaking to or seeing a friend, and found it easier to put 
 the facts before a stranger than to listen to the condol- 
 ences of Badsworth or Keyser. One little note he received 
 that day did give him some comfort, he scarcely knew why. 
 
 It was from Lady Eleanor Stonegrave, and said, " Do 
 not be too unhappy, dear Mr. Chillingham ; I for one do 
 not believe it is true, and I do believe you will find there 
 has been some terrible mistake." 
 
 A very shocking thing for an unmarried girl to write 
 about, or know anything of, such a matter ; but then this 
 one was rather unconventional, and was too fond of her 
 brother, Badsworth, to refuse him anything ; and he 
 thought, not wrongly, that one line of condolence from a 
 good woman will do more than a dozen pages from the 
 dearest of male friends. 
 
 The detective had little occasion to use his abilities, 
 for that very evening Jack received the following tele- 
 gram: 
 
 " From Lady Meldrum, Villa Gorgoni, Nice. 
 " Alice is with me. Left London under misconcep- 
 tion. Come and join her here." 
 
 The night -mail carried one passenger whose eager- 
 ness to get on could not be satisfied by the speed any 
 engine might attain to ; and much wrath and confusion 
 was created at The Buccaneer Club the same night by 
 the appearance of Windermere, calm and collected, look- 
 ing utterly unlike an eloper. 
 
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 The quiet of Lady Meldrum's darkened salon in the Villa 
 Gorgoni was a relief to Alice after the intense excitement 
 of the past forty-eight hours. She as yet shrank from 
 making inquiries as to how she got there, where Winder- 
 mere was, or how much Lady Meldrum knew. From 
 some little peculiarity in her ladyship's manner, a soft 
 gravity very unusual with her, she however conjectured 
 that her story was pretty well known. Still it was not 
 until the next day that curiosity mastered a shrinking to 
 enter upon the subject, and she said : 
 
 " How kind and good you are to me, Lady Meldrum. 
 I'm sure I don't know why. Has — has any one called to 
 see me ? " 
 
 " My child," said the latter, plumping suddenly down 
 on a chair beside the sofa on which Alice was propped up 
 by skilfully-arranged pillows ; for she was still weak — 
 worn out by excitement ; " my child, some one has called. 
 He took some time discovering where you were ; and he 
 shall take still longer to see you — if I can prevent him." 
 
 " Oh, Lady Meldrum ! I must ; that is, I " If was 
 
 rather a difficult sentence to finish. - > 
 
 " You have done a foolish, wicked thing, Alice Chil- 
 lingham," said Lady Meldrum, severely, " and Providence 
 has interposed to save you against your will." 
 
 " But my promise " 
 
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 " Sucli promises are made honourable by the breaking 
 of them. You have promised, child ! What ? To break 
 your husband's heart, to disgrace his family — not that I 
 care twopence about them — and to cast yourself out for 
 life from the companionship of honest folk. Do you 
 know what people will call you ? " 
 
 Alice covered her face with her hands, and moaned 
 piteously. Even in the midst of her grave thoughts she 
 could not help remembering that her position was some- 
 what ridiculous. 
 
 " I can't help it. The thing is done now." 
 
 " No dear. The thing is not done. You have simply 
 come a sudden journey to Nice with your friend. Lady 
 Meldrum (who is fond of you, notwithstanding all your 
 naughtiness), because of a silly quarrel about your bread- 
 and-butter with your husband. You preferred it thin, 
 he thick ; and so " 
 
 " Oh no, no ! You don't know all. I can never go 
 back now." 
 
 " Yes, you can, and shall. I don't suppose he will be 
 such a scoundrel as to talk ; and not a soul can tell you 
 didn't come with me. I don't suppose anyone will dare 
 to disbelieve me." And the old lady drew herself up, 
 and looked very fierce. " Besides, I have taken other 
 measures to put an end to this folly." 
 
 " What measures ? " asked Alice, anxiously. ' 
 
 " I have telegraphed to your husband." 
 
 "To Jack!" 
 
 "Yes, to Jack," said Lady Meldrum, good-naturedly 
 mimicking her tone of horror. " Would it be so very 
 dreadful to you to see him ? " •' - / , • ., 
 
 " CJh yes — at least — with Aim here." . 
 
 " You think they will shoot each other. Dear no, my 
 poor child. Men don't think us worth risking their skins 
 for US nowadays. At any rate, I don't think there is 
 cause for alarm, however sanguinary our ill-used Jack may 
 be, for he can hardly fight a duel from an express train 
 
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 with a man in another express train going in an opposite 
 direction." 
 
 " What do you mean ? " cried Alice, starting up. 
 
 " Lie still — you're too weak to get up, you see — and I'll 
 tell you. I mean simply that Lord Windermere returns 
 by the evening train, to-day, and that I expect Mr. Chil- 
 lingham about three hours later." 
 
 " But I must see Clare, I must " 
 
 " That you certainly shall not," said her ladyship J^^- 
 ly ; evidently prepared, if necessary, to use force for the 
 canying out of her scheme. 
 
 Alice, pale and languid on the sofa, and torn by con- 
 flicting emotions, certainly did not appear very diflicult 
 to control just then ; and Lady Meldrum, as she looked 
 upon her fair form and great wondering eyes, felt herself 
 quite the mistress of the situation. Much as she talked 
 about and laughed over the details of elopements and 
 such like events that add piquancy to the London season, 
 she had never been actually mixed up with one before ; 
 and the pleasure of this thought was only marred by the 
 conviction that, even to her most intimate friends, silence 
 on the subject would be for ever necessary. Winder- 
 mere's departure she had achieved by admitting him to 
 an interview with herself, and then declaring that Alice 
 was so ill that it was out of the question that he should 
 see her ; by stopping and burning promptly the impass- 
 ioned note which he had caused to be conveyed to her ; 
 by announcing to him that Alice had entirely repented, 
 and had telegraphed for her husband ; and by showing 
 - him distinctly what an absurd position he would be placed 
 in did he remain there to face a husband who would 
 not only horsewhip him, but who had also, so declared 
 Lady Meldrum, cut him out. 
 
 Windermere had a decided objection to violence. Cour- 
 ageous enough in principle, he was of a prudent mind 
 when detail came to be considered ; and, it must be ad- 
 mitted, that to be cudgelled or shot without the satisfac- 
 
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 tion of having anything tangible to be cudgelled or shot 
 for, is an unnecessary inconvenience. 
 
 Above all things he disliked and feared anything in the 
 shape of ridicule. As other men seek glory, honour, 
 goodness, or superiority of any kind, so he sought, as his 
 life's object, the conquest of wc: len ; and he knew full 
 well that a woman will pardon anything- -crime, duplic- 
 ity, or cruelty — before she will pardon ridicule. 
 
 Souvent celuy qui demeure 
 Est cause de sou mischef : 
 
 Celui qui fuit de bonne heure 
 Peut combattre derechef. 
 
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 Impressed with this truth, he thoughtfully retraced 
 his steps from the Villa Gorgoni. The position was too 
 awkward to be maintained ; Alice was doubtless a nice 
 little thing, and much enamoured of him, and it was cer- 
 tainly very aggravating to have the cup then dashed from 
 his lips ; but if he clung to it there was a chance of los- 
 ing the sipping of many other cups almost equally sweet. 
 Alice had certainly been the beauty of the past season, 
 and he had been much envied, and would be more so if 
 he persevered. Should he stay on and brave all. It cer- 
 tainly was d — — nably hard on him. But then there was 
 Chillingham, a determined looking fellow and a barbar- 
 ian ; one who did not know the ways of society, or what 
 to do in such cases as this, but who was quite capable of 
 knocking him down, or giving him a black eye on the 
 Pro7neru.de des Anglais. That would be insupportable. 
 The idea of travelling about with the lady and a swollen 
 nose, or bones too much bruised to hobble, was insup- 
 portable. Yes ; a return to England and the delights of 
 the shires was the only thing, and he ordered his valet to 
 take tickets for that night's train. 
 
 On Alice — except as regarded himself and his own 
 vanity — he did not bestow a thought. What she might 
 feel never entered into his calculations. Indeed, he was 
 
 
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 consciods of a mild anger against her for having in some 
 wise been the cause of all this inconvenience. That he 
 had been hardly treated he felt ; and he was not accustomed 
 to hard treatment. 
 
 Thus, while Alice oobbed her heart out on Lady Mel- 
 drum's sofa in the darkened, scented room, and pictured 
 her lover's misery, and groaned over her involuntary 
 falseness to him, and tried to nerve herself — urged there- 
 to by her good-natured hostess, to stifle the love of her 
 young heart — Lord Windermere lay back comfortably in 
 his railway carriage reading a French novel, and planning 
 in his mind ever and again some of those little enter- 
 tainments which pass away so pleasantly, and often so 
 profitably, to men of his kind, the long winter evenings 
 in London, when the earth is as hard as iron, and the 
 foxes are perforce allowed a temporary respite. 
 
 And in another train, tearing in the darkness along the 
 lovely shore of the tideless sea, came one with heart and 
 brain on fire with revived hope, with love that seemed 
 to go stronger frori every rebuff*. Never did journey ap- 
 pear so ]ong as did this one to Jack Chillmgham. In 
 vain he set himself to splve the mystery of her disappear- 
 ance, the reason for her having written that wild, guilty 
 note ; he could think of nothing but the delight of clt^sp- 
 uig her lissome form again in his arms, of pressing his 
 lips again to hers. 
 
 An old Frenchman and his wife, who were in the sam » 
 carriage with him, chuckled and whispered to each other, 
 amused at his impatience and restlessness, and wove a 
 - charming romance, of the Parisian sort, thereon. How 
 they would have stared had they known that this was a 
 husband, and a husband placed in the position of hus- 
 bands in French comedy from time immemorial ! 
 
 Perhaps, however, even this would not have surprised 
 them; for, they might have said, the English are almost 
 mad enough to be fond of their own wives. 
 
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 Lady Meldrum to him in the hall of the villa. " Don't 
 startle her, and don't mind much what she says. I know 
 you had a quarrel, and you must make it up. There, go 
 upstairs, my dear boy, and give her a kiss." 
 
 The southern twilight was just disappearing as Jack 
 entered the salon, and it was nearly dark. Trembling 
 with suppressed emotion, and forgetting everything ex- 
 cept that he loved her and was near her, he groped his 
 way to the sofa. 
 
 " My darling ! " he said, as he put his arm around her 
 and drew her to him. 
 
 " Clare ! Is that you ? Oh, my love, I am so glad ! " 
 
 At that moment a servant entered with the lamp, and 
 Alice saw her husband standing before her with an ex- 
 pression in his face which neither she nor any one else 
 had ever yet seen there. - - : » 
 
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 If Love be rough with you, be rough 'vith Love ; 
 Prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down. 
 
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 And still she sobbed, " Not for the pain at all," 
 She said, " but for the Love, the poor good Love 
 You gave me," — so she cried herself to sleep. 
 
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 " I don't believe a ward of the story," said pretty Lady 
 Newmarket, fcwile princeps in the most select of circles ; 
 " and even if there were some truth in it, T don't see 
 what reason we have for making ourselves disagreeable. 
 If she did run away from her husband — well, he ran after 
 her and caught her, and didn't seem to mind ; and as to 
 Windermere having gone with her, that must be all non- 
 sense, for he was in London, to my certain knowledge, at the 
 very time she arrived at Nice. There certainly was some 
 mystery, my dear ; and she did not go with old Mala- 
 prop, whatever she may say. Still, we have nothing to 
 do with all that. I rather like a woman to have a his- 
 tory, and I intend to know her." 
 
 This about settled tlie question of Alice's position in 
 the smart world, for Lady Newmarket was certainly at 
 the top now, despite her doubtful birth and insatiableness 
 in flirtation, and her words for the present were law. Of 
 course, many had wagged their heads and been scornful 
 when the appetising cup of scandal was dashed from their 
 lips at the last moment — and in the dead season of the 
 year too — by the tale written adroitly home by Lady 
 Meldrum ; and some incredulous ones, resolutely refusing 
 to allow their pleasure to be balked bv such paltry atFairs 
 as date;^, still declined to see in Alice s sudden journey to 
 
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 France, anything but an elopement with Lord Winder- 
 
 mere. 
 
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 Indeed, particulars were not wanting of the meeting of 
 the lover and the husband, of a cudgelling, of a duel, of 
 fearful wounds, of showing of the white feather, of the 
 faithless wife's tears and lamentations, and of the ulti- 
 mate triumph of legitimate virtue. According to some. 
 Jack had demanded £10,000, and had eventually been 
 content to accept dishonour for half that sum. Others de- 
 clared, on the contrary, that after receiving a tremendous 
 drubbing, Windermere had refused to stand a shot, but had 
 incontinently fled by special train, obtained at enormous 
 expense, and only after much influence had been brought 
 to bear on the French Cabinet ; while perhaps the favour- 
 ite story was that Alice, having a dark lover at Nice, 
 had only taken advantage of the noble lord's purse and 
 escort to meet him, and had dismissed her temporary pro- 
 tector on arrival at the station. 
 
 Whatever the truth might be, Windermere's associates 
 all remnrked that he had returned to Melton in anything 
 but a ji.oilant state of mind, and that for a week after he 
 rode much harder than was his wont — for he was ordina- 
 rily very careful of his person, and if splenetive, could not 
 be accused of rashness. •' v ■ ' . 7 - . •• 
 
 Alice and Jack spent their winter in the South ; they 
 both felt that the old life in North Street could not 
 again be faced just yet ; and amid the thousand joys of 
 Italy, her blue sky, her orange trees and lovely mountains, 
 and bursts of song and melody, and dreams of heaven 
 caught for us by kings of men and preserved on canvas, 
 and visions of beauty perpetuated in fair marble, they 
 tried to forget that for both of them life had suddenly 
 lost most of its attractions, that the play had siiddenly 
 ceased, and nothing but a long vista of hopelest , work, 
 with a grave at the end of it, had taken its place. 
 
 Twenty times a day did Alice vow to herself that, come 
 what might, there was one thing left for her, one object 
 
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 she had in the world — to do her duty. It was cold and 
 comfortless no doubt, and her life henceforth was to be 
 lit by no ray of sun ; but there it was starmg her in the 
 face, and she would meet her fate unflinchingly. Some 
 little comfort perhaps she unconsciously derived from a 
 vague notion of martyrdom ; an idea that she, poor 
 child, was somehow for the good of society sacrificing her- 
 self, laying her bleeding heart upon the altar of conven- 
 tionality and decorum ; and once or twice, while musing 
 over the perfections of her lover, she caught herself 
 wondering whether many women could be so good, so 
 virtuous, as she. Her task was more difficult now than 
 it bad been ; for Jack, cut to the heart every minute of 
 the day by some new evidence of her estrangement from 
 him, had become morose, even at times savage, when in her 
 company. She did try to love him in the way he wished, 
 so much, so vainly ! and he saw the attempt and recog- 
 nized the failure, and was made angry by both ; while 
 she, with some of that unreason which ill-natured males 
 attribute to her sex, felt angry with him because she 
 could not succeed in her laudable attempts. To an ob- 
 server they would have appeared a happy couple, who 
 had got over all that bubbling affection which is so an- 
 noying to lookers-on, and were content to glide through 
 life side by side without any disagreeable friction. They 
 were both too full of what they considered great woes to 
 carp at trifles, or to cause any of those petty scenes 
 which make life seem often so mean a thing. Jack was 
 silent and moody certainly; and when alone with his 
 wife, as we have said, his ways were almost fierce ; but 
 so many Englishmen, particularly when travelling on the 
 Continent, with hotel bills to pay, and tickets to take, 
 and bargains to be made in strange tongues, are moody, 
 sometimes even fierce, that this alone would scarcely lead 
 you to suspect there was anything serious to divide him 
 from his wife. Of course, as he had daily evidence that 
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 made a mistake when she thought she loved him, so much 
 the more unreasoningiy and passionately did he worship 
 her shadow ; and the continual struggle within him, lest 
 he should fall at her feet and ask her to trample him, and 
 let him grovel always so in the light of her eyes, even 
 though these eyes lightened at another's name, would 
 have worn out a better temper and more patience than he 
 possessed. 
 
 When toAvards the middle of April they at last turned 
 their steps homeward, after a winter that seemed ages to 
 both, and with mixed feelings prepared to pass through 
 another of those bustling orgies called London seasons, 
 instead of a bright, careless boy, credulous, and therefore 
 happy, there accompanied the beautiful Mrs. Chillingham, 
 about whom so many tales were told, and for whose face 
 on his canvas so many painters longed, and in whose 
 honour so many dandies gave an extra twirl to their 
 moustache, a sad, depressing, and certainly sullen-looking 
 man. 
 
 Alice would have been more than human — and she was 
 very human, poor child! — had she not wished to see Win- 
 dermere again. Only in the distance, that she might be 
 certain she could face him without a tremor ; to see, too, 
 that he was happy, and had — this was a difficult thing to 
 wish — forgotten her and their wicked journey, and all she 
 had promised him. And as they drove from the station 
 through a blinding snow-storm, and she gazed dreamily 
 out of the window with that rapt look which speaks of 
 strong feeling. Jack knew her thoughts, and writhed 
 with pain, with humiliation, with resentment, pnd above 
 all with a deep sense of self-pity. A heart is such an in- 
 tangible thing, there is no laying hold of it and keeping 
 it. Strength is no use, cajolery oi no a<^count. Reasonless, 
 it goes whither it will, and we may whistle ourselves black 
 in the face ere it will return. Not being able even to 
 keep the one in our own bosom, it would assuredly seem 
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 it twenty bridesmaids, showers of old shoes, cabinet min- 
 isters to make speeches, and the biggest cake and greatest 
 number of presents ever known, it will perhaps fly off a 
 few months afterwards in a totally wrong direction, and 
 cause all sorts of pain and annoyance to all sorts of moat 
 respectable, nay, even sometimes to most high-born 
 people. 
 
 If Jack could only have philosophised a little he might 
 possibly have cured himself, but philosophy is, with most 
 of us, only a fair-weather guide, and to feel keenly was 
 all the art known by our unfortunate hero. 
 
 The piles of bills neatly laid out upon the hall-table did 
 not constitute an agreeable welcome to North Street, and 
 many minor misfortunes, such as the cook's ^sence with- 
 out notice, the man-servant's too-evident booziness,and the 
 smoking of newly-lit fires, added to the general discomfort 
 and dreariness of that first night " at home." Then of 
 course there were no newspapers, and Jack's stock of 
 cigars was run out, and the key of the cellar had been put 
 in so safe a place that no one could find it ; and the snow 
 fell doggedly outside, and, thawing as it fell, made loco- 
 motion either on foot or on wheels almost an impossibility. 
 Alice's temper had been a little ruffled by the loss of a box, 
 coming immediately after the derangement incidental on 
 the rough Channel passage ; and Jack, who would not have 
 owned to sea-sickness for the world, was certainly none 
 the better for the tossing they had experienced. As he 
 sat in his little den that night, without pipe or book to 
 keep him from his thoughts, his greatest enemy, if he had 
 one, might have accorded him pity ; while Alice, with her 
 flushed cheek on the pillow, tears stealing down her cheeks, 
 tried to sleep, and, while vowing she would be true to her 
 duty, sobbed for the recollection of her love. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXXIV. 
 
 As all things mourn awhile 
 
 At fleeting blisses, 
 Let us, too; but be our dirge 
 . , A dirge of kisses. 
 
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 Mrs. Belfort happened to be in town when our two 
 travellers returned ; and, as at this early period, before the 
 Derby had collected the usual crowd to take part in the 
 town festivities, London was rather dull, she came often 
 to North Street, and resumed her intimacy with Alice, 
 which the course of events had rather broken oflf. Alice, 
 hungering for sympathy which she was afraid as well as 
 ashamed to demand from anybody else, had so low an 
 estimate of Mrs. Belfort's capabilities in the way of British 
 shockableness, that no more agreeable society could at 
 this juncture have been provided her. To Mrs. Belfort's 
 mind a lover was as much a necessity of a pretty woman 
 as a cloak in cold weather or a fan at the opera ; and, in- 
 nocent of all reasoning, her instincts brought her straight 
 to the same result as regards the use and duties of hus- 
 bands which has been so often attained, after pages of sen- 
 timent and copious philosophic disserta.tion, by legions 
 ^ of French novelists. Alice's story, or as much of it as 
 she could extract from that blushing rebel against the 
 Eleventh Commandment, filled her with pious wrath. 
 She felt much as a Lord of the Admiralty would feel were 
 a brand-new ironclad to be moored in the Thames as a 
 boy's school. Everything, she would have argued, had 
 Providence implanted the power of argumentation in her 
 brain, has its use. The use of a pretty woman is — first, 
 to marry well ; secondly, to flirt well. Of course there 
 should be as nmch discretion put into the second as the 
 
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 first; but to do the one and to be forbidden to do the other, 
 was as if you buttered your loaf and then could not cut 
 your slice off. There is nothing pleasanter to an harmo- 
 nious mind than a sense of completeness ; and for a wo- 
 man to only half fulfil her destiny is as disagreeable and 
 annoying to a well-regulated person as a picture hung 
 askew is to a correct eye. 
 
 " Do tell me all about it, dearest," she purred, holding 
 a teacup in her gloved hand, after an interesting digres- 
 sion on the fashion for the coming season. " Did you run 
 away with him ? It must have been such fun ! How I 
 do wish " 
 
 And Mrs. Belfort heaved a deep sigh, suggestive of 
 thoughts too big or too burning for mere words. 
 
 Alice did not notice her friend's question, but appa- 
 rently spoke her thoughts aloud when she said musingly ; 
 
 " Things do seem hard — too hard almost to bear. It is 
 difficult at my age to give up all thoughts of happiness." 
 
 " Fiddlestick ! " cried Mrs. Belfort, almost energetically. 
 " Give up ! Time enough for that, my dear, when \^'« are 
 given up — I mean when we get old and ugly. So mon- 
 sieur le mari is a bear, is he ? " 
 
 " No, he is not a bear — at least not particularly." 
 
 " No, I don't suppose bears are jealous," said Mrs. Bel- 
 fort, thinking of a recent surreptitious visit to the Zoo- 
 logical Gardens with Charlie Holster. " But, really, my 
 dear Alice, you mustn't stand any nonsense. He'll be 
 going on with some one else soon, if vou don't take care." 
 
 "He! Who?" 
 
 "Why, Windy, to be sure. They say he has been 
 making up to Mrs. Surfcees at Melton this winter, but I 
 don't quite believe it." 
 
 " You mustn't think it would matter to me if he did, 
 Minna," said Alice, though a thump of her heart and 
 a sudden tinge of colour on her cheeks belied her words. 
 
 " Well, after all, there are as good fish in the sea as e v^er 
 came out of it, and a change is very nice, certainly. I 
 
 
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 know I always get tired of a man after a year. Even 
 Charlie Holster is " 
 
 " You don't know me a bit ! " cried Alice impetuously, 
 " and I hate to hear you say such things, for you don't 
 mean them," she added, looking affectionately at the 
 pretty little doll opposite her. 
 
 " Perhaps I don't know you, dear. I know very few 
 things, except that one can be very happy if one deter- 
 mines to be, and I suppose very miserable if one likes 
 being miserable. I don't." 
 
 "But can't you see, Minna, that sometimes one is 
 obliged to be miserable ? Now, if Captain Holster " 
 
 "Dear old Charlie!" 
 
 " If Captain Holster had to go to India or some other 
 dreadful place " 
 
 " Well, poor fellow, he's so impressionable, he'd be very 
 happy with the — what is it they are called ? — the grass 
 widows." 
 
 "And you?" 
 
 " Me, dear ! Oh, I — I should get someone else. How 
 good-looking Lord Bads worth is ! " . 
 
 " Is he ? " said Alice, absently. 
 
 " Is he ? Do you mean to say you don't know what 
 he thinks of you ? " 
 
 " No, dear, and I don't care. As to coming to see you 
 often, of course I will, as often as I can. It isn't very 
 pleasant here now." 
 
 " It's too bad of Mr. Chillingham," said Mrs. Belfort, 
 rising, and surveying herself in the glass over the mantel- 
 piece. " Dear, dear ! how red this horrid east wind makes 
 one's nose ! It really is too bad of him ! I wonder what 
 he supposed when he married a pretty wife ? But I 
 must be off ; mind you come to my music to-morrow ; 
 quite a small party." 
 
 " Yes — but — you know I can't meet Lord Windermere, 
 Minna." 
 
 " You can't ! Why not ? " 
 
 " You must not ask him when I am coming." 
 
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 How 
 
 what 
 
 " Very well," and Mrs. Belfort smiled knowingly. " I'll 
 join with the husband, and the poor child shall be kept 
 out of mischief. Good-bye." 
 
 Lady Glorme, too, whose hard defiant manner and 
 coarseness of speech had before repelled Alice, now be- 
 came a constant visitor in North Street. An intrigue 
 was her favourite pastime, whether of her own or of 
 others, and as Sir John was a pander by nature, she met 
 with no opposition in her schemes concerning Alice and 
 Windermere. ' 
 
 Alice's previous insensibility to her advances had, 
 moreover, given her a slight reason for revenge, and she 
 thought that if no more amusing occupation distracted 
 her thoughts, it would be interesting enough to bring this 
 little affair to a denouement, and then turn on her friend, 
 and let her see whether innocence would lare better than 
 brazenness when the world's tongqp was wagging. 
 
 The Brocklesbys remained in the country, and it hap- 
 pened that few of Alice's intimate friends had yet come 
 to town, so that, in her wish to escape as much as possible 
 from the house where everything reminded her of the 
 lover whose memory she worshipped, and the husband 
 whose faith she had betrayed, she divided a good deal of 
 her time between the two residences inhabited by Mrs. 
 Belfort and Lady Glorme. 
 
 And Alice's nature, rendered weaker by her unlucky 
 love or fancy, or whatever it might have been, was more 
 ready now than before to receive the insidious lessons 
 continually instilled into her. Her code of morals re- 
 ceived shock after shock ; human nature seemed to be so 
 different, so much worse, so much more easy-going than 
 she had imagined it. At last her own sin, which loomed 
 a few weeks before a giant of atrocity, appeared nothing 
 compared to actions she heard daily spoken of with jest, 
 with envy, with approbation. 
 
 Rigid virtue did seem so ridiculous when criticised by 
 those to whom, in all sincerity, virtue could only be hypq-. 
 
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 crisy. Had Jack possessed an iota of worldliness, a very 
 little knowledge of the society into which he had plunged 
 his pretty wife, there would have been time even yet to 
 have stepped in and saved her. But, crushed by the 
 weight of his hopeless love, he only stood aside and 
 awaited the end with despair. They seldom met now, 
 except at dinner ; and by tacit consent it had been ar- 
 ranged that the oftener Alice could find a dinner at a 
 friend's house, and Jack could therefore dine at his club, 
 the more agreeable it was for both. 
 
 There were times, however, when Jack revolted against 
 this arrangement, and would stay in all day, or accompany 
 Alice in her shopping expeditions, or walk with her in 
 the park ; but the experiment was never successful, and 
 both were intensely relieved when the end of such long 
 silent days came, and with it bed and oblivion of care. 
 
 There were times, too, when Jack, with heated words, 
 demanded an explanation of their misery, as if by ad- 
 ditional probing he could cure the gaping wound. And 
 then there was probably a furious quarrel, during which 
 both said things they afterwards regretted, but which 
 rankled in the hearts of the hearers. It is so easy, so 
 natural, and comfortable, to forget the evil things you 
 have said ; but it is almost impossible to forget the in- 
 juries said to yourself. 
 
 At his club Jack now a;Ssumed a new character. Silent 
 and shy before, he now talked louder than any in the 
 smoking-room ; his modest pint at dinner was changed 
 for a bottle : and his one glass upstairs to moisten his 
 tobacco into an indefinite number. Whenever a bit of 
 gambling was going forward, he threw himself into the 
 thick of it, with varying luck, and soon acquired a cer- 
 tain name for coolness in either fortune, and for the amount 
 of strong waters he could place under his belt without 
 showing signs of it. 
 
 He became far more popular, and populaiity had always 
 been incense to him ; but now its charm was gone. Ever 
 
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 present with him, whether holding safe the odd trick when 
 the stakes were " ponies " and " fifties," or congi-atulating 
 the debutante behind the scenes after a successful first 
 night, was the recollection of the homeless home, where 
 the woman he loved so passionately beat herself against 
 the bars and cried out against her cagement. One night, 
 after a protracted bout of Scart4, during which Sir John 
 Glorme had without much difficulty extracted from him 
 a sum lepresenting about three years of his income. Jack 
 returned home in the morning light, and the fresh air 
 found out the cleft in his armour, and forced him to walk 
 in a manner suitable enough in a sailor, but not creditable 
 to a gentleman in evening dress. 
 
 Alice, detained in the drawing-room by the charms of 
 some new novel, had gone to sleep in her chair, and there 
 he found her. Steadying himself with difficulty he leant 
 over her, and passionately pressed his lips to hers. It was 
 months since he had thus kissed her, and in the confused 
 state of his brain he imagined that he had obtained a 
 triumph, and smiled foolishly as she woke. 
 
 " What— who is it ? Jack!" 
 
 *•' Yes, dear," and trying to combine dignity with senti- 
 ment he looked, as indeed we are sadly obliged to own he 
 was, rather dissipated and more than a little intoxicated. 
 
 Alice rose indignantly, and, when he attempted to stop 
 her passage to the door, pushed him easily aside, and 
 swept out of the room. 
 
 He had tried to speak again, but a horrifying conscious- 
 ness of his own condition caused the words to die upon 
 ^ his lips, while the look of contemptuous aversion he saw 
 upon her face almost sobered him. His thoughts refused 
 to arrange themselves in his poor fuddled brain, but he 
 felt that the last link that had bound her to him was now 
 broken — that the respect she could not before help feel- 
 ing for him was gone for ever, 
 
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 To be wroth with one we love 
 Doth work like madness on the braia. 
 
 Ckristdbel. 
 
 And I have thought that peace of mind 
 Should not be for a smile resigned ; 
 And I've repelled the tender lure, 
 And hoped my heart should sleep secure. 
 
 Moore's Anacreon. 
 
 Badsworth's feelings when, soon after the flight to Nice, 
 he had obeyed his friend's instructions and delivered to 
 Lord Windermere a sum of money representing as nearly 
 as possible what that nobleman had lent to Jack or paid 
 for Alice, had not been a,greeable. He had been grievously 
 shocked and hurt by the whole business ; for, while Jack 
 was a dear friend, Alice had seemed to him the living 
 embodiment of all that was perfect and most innocent in 
 womanhood. 
 
 Many a quarrel he had risked at clubs hy his savage 
 interposition when her name was lightly spoken ; and, 
 indeed, had he happened to live in those dreadful days 
 when L an, bored and hldse, could not )mfortably sneer 
 away a woman's character without having perhaps to 
 answer for his words at the sword's point, he might have 
 found plenty of enjoyment for his rapier. The many 
 half -unconscious snubs Alice had inflicted on the profes- 
 sional lady-killers raised her a good many keen enemies 
 amoi.g them, and when she came down from her pedestal 
 and behavea as they had predicted in their wrath, it was 
 impossible that the triumph should be entirely stifled and 
 many a side-splitting joke and neat riddle tc led to 
 Mieir skill in making scandal amusing, p.nd an agreeable 
 
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 .set-off to more important converse upon horse-racing or 
 polo. Badsworth's own feelings towards Alice he studi- 
 ously retrained :*'»om analysing. All he knew was 
 that in the hour ot her downfall if such must come and 
 he knew of the wretched state or affairs in North 
 Street — he could not do otherwise than feel for her that 
 pity which is nearly akin to love. And Alice read the 
 pity in his kind eyes when they met, and nursed an utter 
 reasonless gi'udge against him for it. She knew him 
 loyal and true, and perhaps felt that this loyalty and 
 truth made her conduct a shade worse — that it added 
 another pang to the sorrow and shame she could not help 
 feeling in her saner moments. 
 
 She met Windermere sometimes now in society, but 
 their greeting was of the most formal kind, only once or 
 twice when accidentally she met his artistically melan- 
 choly, sentimentally wistful gaze fixed upon her, the 
 light words upon her lips died away, and she felt as if 
 she were choking with suppressed emotion. Perhaps 
 her beauty and charm of manner caused more sensation 
 this season than it had the last. Great personages had 
 smiled on her now, and the titled toadies hastened to 
 supply to their leaders that flattery which takes the form 
 of imitation. There was now also a certain melancholy 
 in her air which many thought suited her better than her 
 former childlike gaiety, and when soft words fell from 
 the exquisite mouth, while the lustrous eyes gazed 
 dreamily into vacancy, many a man whose creed was 
 generally that of cynical worldliness felt that it would 
 indeed be worth while to ffive 
 
 was 
 
 All other bliss 
 And all his worldly worth for this. 
 To waste his whole heart in one kiss 
 Upon those perfect lips. 
 
 But she did not flirt, in he ordinary sense of the word. 
 There was a natural ca^ ^s in her tone, a gentle sweet- 
 
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 ness in her voice, which she could not have suppressed 
 had she attempted it ; and the wretchedness of her heart 
 made her grateful to all around her for what she deemed 
 their kindness. 
 
 That all the world should love her was very comforting, 
 and like a child she clung the more to kindness when she 
 felt she scarcely deserved it. 
 
 Any ideas Windermere may have formed as to seeking 
 fresh conquests vanished at the sight of her success in 
 society ; and had he expressed' his thoughts aloud he 
 would have said he was just now riding a waiting race. 
 
 He was not ignorant of the secret of her altered man- 
 ner, and knew well the meaning of the unwilling looks 
 she often cast in his direction. He understood, too, or 
 thought he understood why her words were so cold when 
 she addressed him, and why she took such pains to avoid 
 a tete-d-tSte ; and he bided his time patiently and confi- 
 dently, congratulating himself on the fact of there being 
 yet many weeks to elapse before the end of the season. 
 Perhaps, had he known the fierceness of the struggle in 
 the poor child's heart, even he would have relented ; but 
 he scarcely Believed in th existence of deeper feelings 
 than his own, and considered that the love which novelists 
 sometimes portrayed as divorced from any grosser feeling 
 was only a pretty invention of those novelists, and had no 
 place whatever in real life. Like many another woman, 
 Alice had set up a worthless idol for her worship, but it 
 must be allowed that in this case the idol was excessively 
 good-looking, very popular, most agi'eeable, and rode, 
 danced, sang, and made love like the Admirable Crichton 
 himself. 
 
 She was not the first of her sex who had deemed him 
 worthy of a great sacrifice ; but unfortunately she had 
 not acquired tne .art of spreading her passion thin over 
 many such affairs — as the butter in our schoolroom days 
 was spread over the l^af — and dashed down the whole 
 pat at once, to eat dry bread for the remainder of her life. 
 
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 As the season went on Jack went less and less into 
 society, and spent more and more time at his club. The 
 Duke of Cheshire had given Alice a horse, and it was his 
 delight to accompany her every morning in Rotten Row; 
 pleased, as all elderly men are, to be seen with an acknow- 
 ledged beauty. Her talk amused him excessively, and 
 with him she was more at her ease than with others ; 
 and sometimes, listening to his half-hearted but amusing 
 cynicism, almost forgot her troubles. He knew perfectly 
 well that all was not right between the young couple, and 
 had a vague idea that he might do good by seeing more 
 of them ; so that the frugal luncheon or dinner in North 
 Street was often honoured by his pleasant presence and 
 old-world courtliness. 
 
 Lady Brocklesby, seeing which way the wind blew, 
 trimmed her sails accordingly, refused to be offended by the 
 many excuses Alice invented to escape the dreary meal 
 in Eaton Square, and was most effusive in her admiration 
 of and affection for her daughter-in-law. His lordship — 
 who was busy inventing a matchless torpedo — was only 
 too pleased that things should go smoothly again, and 
 gave, in strict confidence, so many different versions to 
 his cronies of the Nice journey, that tney all were effec- 
 tually puzzled, and only agreed upon one point, that 
 " poor Brocklesby was breaking up — head going — no 
 memory — always thought him a little odd,' and so dis- 
 missed the subject. 
 
 Spencer Chillingham, having suddenly adopted the 
 tenets of the Free-Love Brotherhood, and gone to America 
 to look, more closely into them, was not likely to be an 
 advocate of family severity ; and as to Jane, she did not 
 think it necessary to judge for herself in such matter's 
 and was only too delighted to be taken out by her sister- 
 in-law, and to bask in some of the reflected rays of her 
 popularity. Emily alone stood out. It was all very well 
 to hush-up the scandal of the elopement, but until she 
 heard a proper and verified explanation, she would be- 
 
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 lieve it did occur, and her brother's absurd weakness in 
 condoning it could not alter her notions of right and 
 wrong. The Reverend Theophilus was a little inclined 
 to dispute his wife's ruling on this point ; but, like a wise 
 man, be thought it better to give way occasionally on 
 small matters, so that the great ones might be more cer- 
 tainly decided in his fvour, and did not seriously con- 
 test her determination. So, when Alice, as in duty bound, 
 drove in her neat victoria to St. Banbury's rectory-house, 
 " Not at home " was the invariable response — a circum- 
 stance which, we fear, troubled our pretty sinner not at all. 
 One morning Jack, contrary to his wont, had come on 
 foot to the park — ostensibly to cast his eye over a new 
 hack of which the Duke of Cheshire was proud — and as 
 he walked moodily down the path by the carriages, 
 scarcely noticing the salutes of his friends, a voice from a 
 smart pony-carriage arrested his steps. 
 
 " Oh, Jack ! Mr. Chillingham I mean. How are you ? 
 We haven't met for an age. I've just got an engagement 
 
 at the Theatre. Ain't you glad ? Why, how seedy 
 
 you're looking ! " 
 
 *' Am I ? I can't say the same of you, Violet. You 
 are Vjlooming. Better looking than ever, I declare, if 
 that's possible." 
 
 " Now, you know, sir, yovb are not allowed to pay me 
 compliments. I thought that was our compact. 
 
 " You see the sudden surprise was too much for me. 
 So you have got the great engagement at last. When do 
 you open ? " 
 
 " Oh, directly, I believe — ^and I'm to have real good 
 parts. You must come the first night." 
 
 "Come! of course, I will ; and bring all my friends." 
 " I say, Jack ;" and Violet put her pretty face down 
 
 close to his, *' it's all right again, isn't it ? " . , . 
 
 She spoke in a low voice, and with much sympathy in 
 her eyes. - 
 
 Jack hesitated, and looked annoyed. ^ 
 
 *' All right again ? Yes, of course it is," 
 
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 " Oh ! I'm so glad ! " she cried, clasping her hands. " I 
 was sure it would be so; that you were mistaken. I 
 never was so pleased at anything in ray life as when 
 Charlie Holster told me so." 
 
 " Oh, he told you, did he ? " said Jack, raging within at 
 his affairs being talked over by such people. 
 
 " Yes ; you must come and see me again as you used, 
 and we will have some more pleasant chats. When ? 
 Why not now ? Let me drive you home. My ponies are 
 such ducks, and I'm quite a first-class whip — even Tom 
 Bobsley says so. Oh no! Perhaps it wouldn't do for 
 you to be seen in my trap !" And her laugh had a touch 
 of bitterness in it. 
 
 They were at the end of the drive nearest to Apsley 
 House, and were therefore close to the Row. As Jack 
 was about to refuse Violet's invitation, rather surprised 
 at her asking him so to defy the convenances, he hap- 
 pened to see Windermere, mounted on the most perfect 
 thoroughbred that money could secure, and looking a very 
 good specimen of a young Englishman, twist his horse 
 suddenly round, and accost a lady who appeared to be 
 riding alone. 
 
 That lady was Alice, the Duke of Cheshire having 
 turned to the railing for a few momenta to exchange some 
 words with a friend on foot. 
 
 Jack fancied that he could even at that distance see 
 the blush that mantled on her cheek when Windermere 
 bent his head eagerly down to address her, and ground 
 his teeth. 
 
 ^ " Well, good-bye ! " cried Violet, shortening her reins, 
 and taking her ivory -handled whip from its socket. " I 
 shall have a turn round the park." 
 
 " Take me with you," said Jack, and in a moment he 
 was at her side. " Now drive as close to the end of the 
 Row as the pejler will let you. I want to see if — that's 
 it!" 
 
 " Who was that lady who looked at you so oddly ? " 
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 asked Violet, as they whirled along towards the Marble 
 A.rch 
 
 " That ? My wife ! " 
 
 Violet looked round quickly. Something she saw in 
 his face kept her unusually silent during the remainder 
 of their drive. 
 
 " Believe me, I feel for you," Windermere had said to 
 Alice in the few moments that elapsed before the Duke 
 returned to her side. " It is cruel of him to humiliate 
 you in public. My poor darling, will you never let your- 
 self or me be happy ? " 
 
 Then, with a grave bow, he rode off, feeling that the 
 incident of that morning had brought him very near in- 
 deed to his triumph. 
 
 The ride that day in the park, the Duke was forced to 
 own, was not a success. No efforts of his could dispel 
 Alice's taciturnity, and at last when she begged to go 
 home, on the plea of a headache, his grace was not sorry. 
 Furious with Jack, angry with herself, almost angry 
 with Windermere for daring to speak as he had done, she 
 returned home, and underwent veritable torture at lunch 
 eon listening to the empty and ill-natured gossip of Flit- 
 tery, and trying to laugh at the somewhat foolish jokes of 
 Johnny Beere. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXXVI. 
 
 'Tis o'er ! No more we face the odds 
 
 Against our hopes that fate has set ; 
 And only ask, oh, cruel gods ! 
 
 One moment when we may forget. 
 
 R. D, Stordale. 
 
 " I shan't see you any more this season, old fellow," said 
 Badsworth to Jack one morning at his club ; " for I'm off 
 in the Wraith for a cruise, and a bit of racing, too, perhaps, 
 if I can find anything slow enough to beat." 
 
 " Take me with you ? " said Jack. " Who is coming ? " 
 " Only Keyser. Of course I should be delighted. 
 
 Nothing I should like better — only " 
 
 " Of course if you don't want me," began Jack, offended 
 at the other's hesitation. 
 
 " Don't be a fool, Jack. I was only tliinking that per- 
 haps — well, you see — do you think it would be wise to go 
 away just now — to leave Mrs. Chillingham all alone ? 
 She would be dull— — " 
 
 " Dull ! " interrupted Jack, bitterly. " No, my absence 
 won't make her dull. Heaven knows we are dull enough. 
 No ; put all that out of your head, and don't be inhos- 
 pitable. I crave a berth on board the Wraith ; and will 
 the friend of my youth refuse me so slight a favour ? " 
 But there was a lack of humour in the bombast ; Jack's 
 jokes, never very comic, were utterly devoid of fun just 
 at present. 
 
 " Very well," said Badsworth, but still reluctantly, 
 knowing, as he did, the falseness of the line which tells 
 us that " absence makes the heart grow fonder." " Very 
 well, only you must look sharp, as I want to sail to- 
 morrow in time for the Porthampton regatta. The Wraith 
 is all ready, and we've nothing to do but to take down the 
 
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 box from Fortnum and Mason's, and provide ourselves 
 with some light reading and smoke. Mind you eschew 
 nails in the heels of your boots ; old Sharp, my skipper 
 and tyrant, is very particular about his decks, and would 
 order me overboard if he saw the imprints of my hoofs, I 
 believe. By Jove ! we'll have great fun. Keyser amuses 
 me, though most people think him a bore, and he is really 
 a good fellow at heart." 
 
 " Yes," said Jack, sighing, and watching the blue smoke 
 of his cigarette curling upwards towards the ceiling, " we 
 will have fun ; we will forget all our bothers for a short 
 time, at any rate ; the gentle moralising of Keyser shall 
 mingle its influence with the ripple of the waves against 
 the good ship's side, and lull us to dreamless rest ; while 
 amid the battle of the elements we will — oh ! hang it, I 
 forget what people do amid the battle of the elements — I 
 only know I feel inclined to lie down below on such occa- 
 sions. And, thank Heaven, by a judicious silence as to 
 our course, we need scarcely ever get a letter. How long 
 shall the cruise be ? " 
 
 " Oh, about a fortnight. We can do some of the regattas 
 and end by a look at the Irish Coast. Well, you are on, 
 eh ? Meet me to-morrow morning at Waterloo at eleven 
 o'clock." 
 
 " I'm going for a cruise with Badsworth," said Jack that 
 evening to his wife. 
 
 " Are you ? " she said, coldly, without looking up from 
 her book. " I hope you will enjoy yourself." 
 
 "Thank you." 
 
 *' Shall you be away long ? " 
 
 " About a fortnight." 
 
 "Oh." 
 
 " Perhaps you'd like me to stay away longer ; 1 daresay 
 I could manage it." 
 
 She raised her eyes calmly. Since the episode in the 
 park, when she thought Jack had so gone out of his way to 
 insult her publicly, her manner had hardened considerably. 
 
 
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 " Wliy should I wish you to stay away, or to go away ? 
 It's all the same to me." 
 
 " Yes, I suppose it is. I daresay if I were drowned or 
 hanged to-morrow, it would be 'all the same' to you 1 " 
 
 " I hope you won't do anything foolish or rash, so as to 
 run a risk of being drowned ; and as to your being hang- 
 ed — well, I suppose that is always in your own hands." 
 
 " You are very sarcastic this evening." 
 
 " Am I ? I didn't mean to be. But perhaps it is a 
 second case of the man who had been talking prose all 
 his life and had never known it." «' 
 
 " I don't care twopence about the man who talked 
 prose," said Jack, returning sulkily to his evening paper. 
 
 " I don't see why you should," replied his wife, turning 
 over a page of her book. And this was their parting : 
 for soon after, and without further conversatioix between 
 them, Jack left the house and sauntered, cigar in mouth, 
 to his club, where at least he could gain a temporary 
 oblivion of his cares. This was their parting. Alice, 
 amid her other qualities, was possessed of a strong natural 
 pride, which she had often been cautioned, in her early 
 youth, would assuredly bring her to a bad end. And the 
 insult in the park she could not yet forgive. It seemed 
 so much the worse because it occurred just when she was, 
 as she thought, so bravely fighting the desperate battle 
 agf*inst her own fondest wishes. That she should be 
 stabbed by him whose honour she was at such a sacrifice 
 defending ! It was outrageous. 
 
 She dreamed of no revenge ; it did not seem to her 
 that, as Mrs. Belfort insisted, this act of Jack's put him 
 outside the pale ; destroyed all the right he had to her 
 loyalty ; but it did seem that she had been cruelly in- 
 sulted, and that she owed it to herself to resent it most 
 haughtily. So it came about that they parted with 
 cold, querulous words, and Jack went down next day to 
 Southampton with his friends, and tried, his heart feeling 
 like a stone in his bosom, to emulate their thoughtless 
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 The Wraith was a neat schooner of a little over a 
 hundred tons, well built and well found and fitted, al- 
 though not in that gaudy drawing-room style now so 
 much in vogue. She looked like business all over ; not 
 too smart and ladylike for a turn at trawling, and not 
 too slow to hold her own in a smart breeze against many 
 of the racing machines. As, meeting a stiff nor'-easter 
 off the Foreland, she sent the spray flying over her 
 graceful bows and the bubbling sea hissing up to the lee 
 rail. Jack for the time forgot his woes, and felt his spirits 
 rise with that enthusiasm which we patriotically believe 
 only Britons feel when they are struggling with wind 
 and water. 
 
 The newnesss of the life, too, had a singular charm. 
 Of course, the unscrewing of the swing table was forgot- 
 ten, and great was the breaking of crockery in conse- 
 quence. Of course, Keyser tipped his chair over back- 
 wards at dinner, in the midst of a mighty jobation as to 
 the civilising effects of ozone. Of course, everyo^ie 
 bumped their heads and skinned their elbows in sudden 
 and thoughtless movements, and, of course, each incident 
 caused much laughter of the hearty kind seldom heard 
 in Pall Mall. 
 
 And Jack, when, with much difficulty and rasping of 
 shins, he had climbed into his narrow berth, said the lit- 
 tle prayer which had somehow survived from his nursery 
 days, and which he repeated half-shamefacedly on going 
 to sleep each night, and the short addition of which he 
 was the author (in which Alice's name and happiness 
 and love came), with more confidence in his simple words 
 being heard than he had felt since the day when he met 
 Sir John Glorme outside Violet's house. 
 
 It would be untrue to say that Alice felt no pangs of 
 conscience at the coldness with which she had parted 
 from her husband. Notwitstanding his ^performance in 
 Violet's pony-carriage, he had, she could but confess, been 
 very good to her. She could readily understand what 
 
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 he felt at her changed feelings, and she pitied him from 
 her heart — pitied him as if she was not a free agent in 
 the matter, and was almost equally to be pitied for being 
 perforce the cause of unhappiness to one she esteemed. 
 If Windermere, with his undefinable charm, had never 
 existed, had never bewitched her with his glances and 
 whispers ! But it was too late. She could only be mis- 
 erable, and make those who loved her miserable ; and 
 in the meantime there was, there could possibly be, no 
 hann in her extracting as much amusement and forget- 
 fulness out of society as possible, and if the exigencies 
 thereof required that she should occasionally exchange a 
 few formal words with the man ever present in her 
 thoughts — well, it behoved her to meet this temptation 
 boldly, since it was unavoidable, and to beat down the 
 cravings of her weak heart. She nursed some resent- 
 ment against Jack for going away just now ; for in some 
 degree she felt his presence in North Street a protection. 
 
 Mrs. Belfort looked upon the yachting tour as a direct 
 interposition of Providence in favour of nature and the 
 laws of modem society, and was most ingeniously indig- 
 nant with her friend for refusing such assistance. 
 
 " Opportunities," said she, reflectively, " are not always 
 to be had for the asking. It is a curious thing that, 
 although there are twelve — at least, I suppose there are 
 twenty-four, aren't there, dear ? — hours in a day, there 
 are so few opportunities. Charlie — my old man, you 
 know — has really got quite fussy lately, and I know he 
 means to bother more than usual over my bills, even 
 though I manage to keep back half of them. And he 
 utterly refuses to take me to Cowes this year, though I've 
 got the most lovely yachting frocks, and a bathing-dress 
 — ah, something like ! I'll show it you when you come 
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 threat, which, however, she was quite capable of putting 
 into execution ; so, to avert any fears on the part of our 
 most respectable readers, we may mention, that by giving 
 up Cowes, she did prevail upon Mr. Belfort to go to Trou- 
 ville, and managed to excite much attention there, both 
 by yachting frocks and bathing costume. 
 
 Her calm, babyish recklessness created much havoc 
 among the French dandies, and inspired them with a re- 
 spect for the English style of flirtation which they had 
 never before felt. 
 
 M. de la Pollisonniere indeed declared that she was well 
 worthy of his homage ; which he would no doubt have 
 laid at her pretty feet had he not at that moment unfor- 
 tunately been engaged in attracting the matrimonial at- 
 tention of an American heiress, whose dollars would, he 
 thought, be most useful to Mademoiselle Fanchette of the 
 
 Theatre, Paris, lately become rather too greedy 
 
 for the Marquis's somewhat attenuated purse. 
 
 This stern devotion to duty in preference to pleasure 
 gained the poor gentleman much pity and admiration 
 from Alphonse and Victor and all his friends of the cercle 
 at Trouville ; and it was written home to astonished 
 youths still lingering in the French capital that De la 
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 The ring of silver voices, and the sheen 
 
 Of festal garments — and my lady streams 
 With her gay court across the garden j?reen , 
 Some laugh and dance, some whisper their love dreams. 
 
 Fr.i!;DERicK Tennyson. 
 
 I pray thee, by the gods above, 
 Give me the mighty bowl I love, 
 And let me sing in wild delight, 
 " I will— I will be mad to-night ! " 
 
 Moore. 
 
 With all their faults, the bitterest enemies of Sir John 
 and Lady Glorme could not deny that on all occasions 
 when they extended hospitality to their friends, the thing 
 was done with no niggard hand. The best dry champagne 
 flowed as if it were but five shillings a bottle, and Gun- 
 ter's supply was drawn upon with a recklessness which 
 seemed stupendous to the lucky guest. 
 
 The pair might be under a cloud, but at any rate its 
 lining was well silvered and gilt, and with your mouth 
 full of pdtS de foie gras, washed down with Chateau Mar- 
 gaux of '48, you could scarcely be expected to take pains 
 about finding the dark side of the cloud. 
 
 Perhaps the villa near Maidenhead was, next to his 
 figure and air, the thing of which the Baronet was most 
 proud, and it certainly was a pretty little place, with its 
 rose-clad walls, cunningly-devised nooks and corners, 
 which Sir John called, with one of his coarse laughs, 
 " flirting-traps ; " with its smooth lawn, broken here and 
 there by brilliant flower-beds and flowering shrubs, slop- 
 ing down to the river ; with its neat stables, its miniature 
 farm, its exquisite piggeries, built like so many dolls' 
 Swiss cottages ; its billiard- room, its ball marquee at the 
 
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 back, its shady polo-ground, and its general air of wealth 
 and good taste. 
 
 A great many good people, after one visit to Kose Villa, 
 declared they would never go there more. But they gen- 
 erally did return when asked ; and, wh^n there, fell into 
 the prevailing habit of whispering in gloomy corners, and 
 looking as viciously mysterious as possible. 
 
 When Alice received an invitation to one of the Rose 
 Villa parties her first impulse was to refuse. She had 
 seen a good deal of Lady Glorme of late, and had found 
 that lady's utter contempt for goodness and habit of 
 classifying the world as hypocrites or knaves act like a 
 tonic on her — disagreeable, but strengthening. Still,from 
 knowing Lady Glorme to becoming one of her set was a 
 long step, and Alice shrank from doing what, neverthe- 
 less, she knew so many young married women who en- 
 joyed the esteem of society had done, and going to this 
 Maidenhead villa without her lord and master. 
 
 Some instinct, too, told her that Lady Glorme had a 
 reason for trying to bring her and Windermere together 
 again ; and she mistrusted herself if she were tried too 
 hard, or too high, as the racing slang of the day would 
 have it. 
 
 Had it not been for a joint attack made by Lady Glorme 
 and Mrs. Belfort she would have refused point-blank ; 
 and even then she only consented provisionally. Her 
 visitors, however, were well aware of the truth that the 
 woman who hesitates is lost, and Lady Glorme had but 
 little fear of her party being without the graceful pre- 
 sence of the beauty of the day. 
 
 Never, perhaps, had party gone off better than this 
 one. Johnny Beere outdid himself in eccentricities ; 
 Charlie Holster -v ant through the most complicated 
 aquatic feats ; Flittery was swamped in a canoe amid 
 loud merriment, and crawled dripping on shore with a 
 terrible grin upon his wet face — for he saw a duchess laugh- 
 ing. The comic singer from the racecourse sur]>asse(l 
 
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 such good society, to raise the blushes he could command 
 when performing before less elevated folk, and inwardly 
 cursed the want of indelicacy of his muse. The sun was 
 bright, and no fear of damage prevented the ladies from 
 wearing their gaudiest plumage ; while the young gen- 
 tlemen in their white hats, trousers, and coats resembled 
 so many aristocratic bakers. 
 
 Alice was there — looking very young and pretty — and 
 enjoyed herself excessively until she saw Windermere 
 scull down the river in an outrigger and proceed leisurely 
 to disembark at the villa landing place. Why did he look 
 so handsome in his careless boating dress ? And why did 
 he come there ? Were there no other parties in or about 
 all London, that they must always meet ? As she angrily 
 mused in this fashion, her eyes met his, and she blushed 
 as she tried to answer his bow with proper carelessness. 
 To hide her embarrassment of course she talked more, 
 and appeared indeed to flirt more, than usual ; and young 
 Mohawk, of the Life Guards Green, with difficulty con- 
 trolled his emotion as he thought he had at last, after 
 years of trying, achieved a veritable triumph. 
 
 " Will you give me that rose ? " he said, wondering why 
 her voice would be so husky when he most wanted a 
 melodious note. 
 
 " This ? Oh yes ! " and Alice smiled as she met the 
 eager gaze of his somewhat expressionless orbs. 
 
 " Thanks — so much. By Jove, Mrs. Chillingham, 
 you're a " 
 
 " Good judge of roses — and who to give them to." 
 " " No — I was going to say that you are the 
 
 " Look, Captain Mohawk — there are Mr. 
 Captain Leedle going to run a race in sacks. 
 I wish you'd run in a sack too." 
 
 " I will," cried poor Mohawk, desperately. " I will if 
 you wish it. But, oh, Mrs. Chillingham, may I call you " 
 
 "Oh, do look! — that's capital — poor Mr. Beere — soiLe- 
 
 Beere and 
 What fun! 
 
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 Ct^tLDT?^:N OF NATTTRE. 
 
 one ought to pick him up. Now you may go on, Captain 
 Mohawk — you were telling me all about your bear-fight 
 after mess ; let me see, you'd got to where all the chairs 
 had been thrown out of the window, and Lord Softy was 
 setting fire to the curtains." 
 
 " I don't care to talk to yon about such things," said 
 Mohawk, with indescribable tenderness. "I'm sure you 
 don't care to hear them. Don't you think one can feel 
 serious sometimes ? " 
 
 " Yes — I should say poor Mr. Beere does at this mo- 
 ment — poor fellow, his nose is bleeding. By-the-bye, 
 have you ever seen Goggles, Captain Mohawk ? No ! 
 Then you must come to North Street and make his ac- 
 quaintance. He's sure to bite you — he's so jealous — he 
 always bites my particular friends." 
 
 ft was lucky for Captain Mohawk's self-esteem that he 
 did not see the indifferent sarcasm in Alice's eyes as she 
 said this. 
 
 "I should like it of all things — but I don't think I 
 should come to see Goggles." 
 
 ** Shouldn't you ? He's well worth it." 
 
 Alice was getting a little tired of her military admirer, 
 and looked round for someone to relieve guard. As she 
 did so Windermere happened to saunter past with Mrs. 
 Surtees on his arm — Mrs. Surtees, whose name had been 
 coupled with his during the winter — the best-looking of 
 hard-riding women, and not inexperienced in the chase of 
 other animals than foxes. 
 
 After this Captain Mohawk found his flirtation terribly 
 uphill work ; indeed, he soon made an excuse, and betook 
 himself to the house for sympathy and champagne-cup, 
 declaring to Jim Summerton, who was likewise strength- 
 ening himself for renewed attacks upon his natural enemy 
 — woman — that after all little Alice Chillingham had 
 devilish little in her ; whereupon the Honourable Jim 
 winked, and looked so unutterably arch, that his friend 
 respected him from that hour. 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
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 When Windermere took Mrs. Surtees for a stroll and 
 disappeared from view, a great change came over our 
 heroine. This was an unlooked-for solution of all diffi- 
 culties. The way along which she could flee from temp- 
 tation was cleared for her. And yet it was scarcely 
 pleasure that agitated her. Jack, could he have read her 
 thoughts, would have found there ample revenge for what 
 he had suffered from the pangs of jealousy. 
 
 It seemed that the hour when the party were to collect 
 for dinner would never come ; and when it did come, and 
 she found herself seated between her host and Captain 
 Mohawk," whose attentions to her. Lady Glorme had, of 
 course, observed, brought no comfort; for opposite to 
 her, so that she could scarcely tear her eyes from the con- 
 templation of them, were Lord Windermere and the ter- 
 rible huntress. 
 
 It was hard to bear with equanimity. To renounce is 
 all very well, and carries with it the sweetness of virtue and 
 of martyrdom. But to be renounced ! That is far different, 
 for it neither receives nor merits anything but contempt. 
 
 Alice was not accustomed to employ much art in con- 
 cealing her emotions, and her host beside her, and Lady 
 Glorme at the other side of the table, read her like a 
 book ; while Captain Mohawk wished he was anywhere 
 but beside this silent, rather alarming young woman. 
 
 Mrs. Surtees had a dim suspicion that she was being 
 made use of for some purpose ; but plots were things to 
 be expected at Rose Villa, and all was fish that came to 
 her net. A few hours' flirtation with Windermere was 
 in itself an agreeable thing; and if he meant nothing, 
 why, she meant nothing either, so they were quits on that 
 score. Besides, although rather a queen at Melton, she 
 was scarcely at her ease in London, and was not sorry to 
 show these fine ladies who could not ride a young horse 
 over a gate to save their lives, that she, Kate Surtees, 
 could do something besides ride a young hoi*se over a 
 gate, and do it as well as they. 
 
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 Everything must have an end — at least, so people say 
 — and at last Alice's torture ceased, and they broke up 
 into small groups on the lawn, the men lighting cigars, 
 some of the ladies — we are sorry to record — placing 
 cigarettes between their delicate lips, and some betaking 
 themselves to the river and drifting about lazily under 
 the bright moon. A subdued laugh or an occasional burst 
 of song that came across the water sounded prettily in the 
 still night, and even men of the Mohawk stamp felt the 
 influence of the scene. It was an hour when Diogenes 
 himself would have made love, had he but a couple of 
 bottles of Sir John's dry Monopole 'inder his belt, lit one 
 of that worthy's half-crown cigars, and sate himself down 
 under the bright stars with a pair of soft, shining eyes 
 and pouting lips within three feet of his philosophership. 
 
 " Will you come out in a boat with me ? " 
 
 It was Windermere who spoke, and his voice was sweet 
 music to Alice's ears. But she tried to be stem. 
 
 " No, thanks ; I shall do very well here." 
 
 " Oh ! Ah, yes ! here's Mohawk coming this way. I 
 won't interrupt." 
 
 " Oh no, no ! " she cried, in almost comic despair. 
 " Anything but that. Do save me from him ! " 
 
 " I see you are saved. He cannot pass Kate Surtees's 
 chair." 
 
 " Had you not better hurry back in time, then ? " 
 
 " Hurry back ! Poor Kate ! No, I think we're about tired 
 of each other by this time. I like horsey talk very well in 
 winter, but it is desecration to drag it into a scene like this." 
 
 " I thought you — you liked her ? " 
 
 " So I do. She's a fine rider ; better than many men 
 who think they can go, but she's out of place anywhere 
 but on a horse." 
 
 " You did not think so all this afternoon ? " 
 
 " * Quand on vJa pas ce qu*on aime,' you know. I 
 could say now, with that very industrious gentleman de- 
 ceased, * I have wasted a day,' " 
 
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 His words were careless ; but his tone belied them, and 
 he threw himself down on the grass at Alice's feet. 
 
 They neither of them spoke. He was no novice in these 
 matters, and knew well the inestimable value of judi- 
 cious pauses when hearts are full. At last he said, throw- 
 ing away his cigar, which fell with a splash into the 
 river, and made a bubbling circle of light — 
 " I wish life could be always this." 
 " What — dining with the Glormes ? " Alice's voice 
 would tremble, despite herself. 
 
 " No, sitting here, near to you. Oh, Alice, you do not 
 
 know " 
 
 " Oh, here's Windermere ! " cried Beere, who did not 
 reckon tact amid his virtues, coming up to them. " We 
 want to have a charade in the ball-room. Lady Glorme's 
 got a whole heap of properties. I've engaged myself as 
 low comedian, and we want you to play the lover." 
 
 " I never make a fool of myself," said Windermere, 
 rising. '' Come out in a punt, Mrs. Chillingham. I'll 
 promise not to upset you." 
 
 And as Windermere's strong arm with one stroke sent 
 the punt out well into mid-stream, Johnny Beere shook 
 his head with all the wisdom induced by a good dinner. 
 
 " Poor little thing ! It's a d d shame ; but, after 
 
 all, it's no business of mine." . m 
 
 The charade was a great success, particularly when 
 Captain Mohawk appeared as suitor for the fair hand of 
 Mrs. Surtees and failed to find any words in which to ex- 
 press his devotion ; Johnny Beere, as a fine lady, was per- 
 fect ; and Flittery's rendering of a sentimental ditty was 
 - deservedly encored. 
 
 But perhaps the great success of the whole day was the 
 choice piece of scandal the whole party carried up to 
 town with them in the last train, in consequence of 
 the non-appearance of Lord Wii\dermere and Mrs. Chil- 
 lingham. 
 
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 Those eyes before nie smiling thiis, 
 Through good and ill, through storm and shine, 
 
 The world's a world of love for us ! 
 On some calm, blessed shore we'll dwell, 
 Where 'tis no crime to love too well. 
 
 Lalla Rookh. 
 
 The punt had scarcely got way on her before Alice re- 
 pented that she had so weakly yielded to Windermere's 
 half -imperious invit .tion. And yet knowing, as of course 
 she did, her own strength, there was nothing that the 
 most censorious could carp at in the fact that they were 
 spending a quiet after-dinner hour on the river, as is done 
 by so many against whom no one would dare .wag tongue. 
 
 It was, however, of no use to argue against the convic- 
 tion which forced itself upon her, that this aquatic expe- 
 dition was a crisis in her fate — that she had in this one 
 weak moment knocked down the wall she had been so 
 laboriously building between herself and the danger she 
 longed for and feared so much. 
 
 Even Windermere, whose boast was that no woman had 
 ever for a moment made him forget himself, Mt to some 
 extent the influence of the hour ; and as he d/opped his 
 punt pole, and sitting down opposite to his passenger 
 allowed the boat to drift with the stream, it really seemed, 
 he afterwards declared, as if he might possibly be tempted 
 to make a fool of himself. 
 
 '* At last," he said. 
 
 Alice tried to answer, but no word would come. She 
 was saying " At last " too in her heart, poor child ! 
 
 And then began the sort of jerky, apparently meaning- 
 less t^lk which is so impossible to render on paper. Every 
 
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 289 
 
 syllable of it has its own peculiar value to those engaged 
 — in every silence there is a volume, in every broken-off 
 sentence a whole world of meaning ; but it is dull enough 
 to outsiders in all conscience. Windermere saw that his 
 best chance lay in persuading Alice that, although cold- 
 ness and avoidance were very proper and correctfin the 
 ordinary run of these cases, theirs was no common instance 
 of unhappy love ; that although, of course, the world 
 might applaud her for breaking his heart and rendering 
 the rest of his life worthless and miserable, it was a selfish, 
 nay, almost an immoral kind pf morality after all — for 
 which she of course would take her orthodox reward both 
 in this world and in the next, and could therefore afford 
 to sit comfortably still, and watch his struggles and 
 wretchedness with all decorous equanimity. That is, if 
 she* could — if she was so cold, so calculating, so cruel. If 
 she meant thus to beggar him to the end of time of all 
 the wealth of love in him which he put under her foot — ■ 
 well, perhaps it was correct. No doubt any one of the 
 bench of bishops would say so, and she could afford to 
 sneer at the ravings of a poor fool who could only love 
 and place his love above les convenances. She had had a 
 victory — no other woman, whatever people might say, 
 had ever touched the chord in him which we all have in 
 us, if we only knew it — and of course she was in her 
 right to triumph. But oh, would she not for one brief 
 moment, now; that circumstances had made it possible 
 that they should meet face to face once more, despite all 
 her cruel avoidance of him, would she not look kindly at 
 him — say one word (it would not be compromising, she 
 -need not be afraid of Mrs. Grundy there) to cheer him, 
 and make it possible for him to go on fighting against the 
 hard world, although all happiness was lost to him for ever? 
 Windermere said all this and much more to the same 
 effect, far better than we can write it ; and he was aided, 
 also, by a pair of uncommonly eloquent eyes, and a voice 
 which he well knew how to make the most of. 
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 " And when does he come back ? " asked he, after one 
 of those long silences which say of much. 
 
 " I am not quite sure — but soon, certainly." 
 
 She sighed. The allusion to Jack came disagreeably in 
 upon her reverie, and forced some unpleasant sanity into 
 her sweet madness. 
 
 " And then, I suppose, we shall never see each other 
 again ? " 
 
 " Oh yes — often — at places, and " 
 
 " No, I mean alone." 
 
 Alice said nothing. He was only putting her thoughts 
 into words ; and instinctively she felt that all her strength 
 would now be needed. 
 
 " We must see each other sometimes — we tnust" 
 
 " I am afraid that I — that is, that he " 
 
 " Alice, it is absurd for you to deny that we cannot live 
 without meeting. It is too late now for scruples — is it 
 not ? " 
 
 Not the most sharp-eared could have heard whether the 
 word that Alice's lips formed was " Yes " or " No." Per- 
 haps she scarcely knew herself. 
 
 Whenever the stage of preconcerted arrangements for 
 deceiving a husband is reached, all pity, all excuse must 
 be swept away. And yet Alice — as we have striven to 
 show — was not naturally bad. 
 
 There was much in her that was noble, that was self- 
 sacrificing, that was true. Yet here was her nobility be- 
 ing dragged in the mud at the chariot- wheels of a worth- 
 less profligate, her self-sacrifice twisted into a selfish act 
 of cruelty to one whose misfortune was that he loved her 
 and had given her his all, her truth become nothing but 
 organised deceit and petty lying. And yet, O reader, if 
 any prim critic should tell you it is unnatural, that we 
 are not describing human beings and human events and 
 failings as they are, do not believe him ; but look into the 
 world "of men and women going and coming around you, 
 and tell that prim critic that he should buy a pair of spec- 
 
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 tacles. It would be so easy, so pleasant to draw the good 
 girl who does r'ght always, and continually lets fall 
 pretty sentiments and does charitable actions, and makes 
 up flannel petticoats for the poor while the worldlings 
 dance up at the Marquis's castle, and who of course mar- 
 ries the Marquis's eldest son, after three weeks' nursing of 
 that young gentleman when he breaks his leg out hunt- 
 ing at her door, and she has brought him to a sense of his 
 soul's danger during that period. Then, on the other 
 hand, there could be nothing more sternly agreeable than 
 to portray the wicked girl who is fond of diamonds and 
 gowns, and never makes up flannel petticoats, and does 
 make up to young men, and insists on going to the Castle 
 while her little brother is dying; whom the Marquis's 
 eldest son, after a brief . ^rtation, finds out and drops 
 ignominiously, and who eventually gets killed in a rail- 
 way accident, or catches the smallpox, and is hideous ever 
 after. There would be little trouble in writing social 
 history after this fashion, and it would no doubt give 
 pleasure to many respectable admirers of " the eternal fit- 
 ness of things." The only argument to be urged against 
 this course is that, by some misconception possibly, human 
 beings are not so easily labellable. They insist on having 
 queer twists, and odd, unsuspected quirks, which are 
 most annoying to all spectators with regular and well- 
 balanced minds. 
 
 Had anyone with an ear for music been on the Thames 
 
 'bank near Maidenhead that night he would have been 
 
 gratified by a song which came from a punt floating down 
 
 the stream, sung by a melodious tenor voice to an ^r 
 
 which, if not original, was pleasing enough. 
 
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 A myriad visions see 
 Of love for aye — oh, gently say 
 
 That you are mine ! 
 
 Our hearts may float for ever, love, 
 
 Upon the stream of night : 
 No rocks nor shoals shall sever, love. 
 
 The silent troth they plight, 
 If only you to love proveTirue, 
 
 For you are mine ! 
 
 Then with the light of eyn, love. 
 
 Blessed light from drt y eyes, 
 That hold another heavei., love. 
 
 In their unspoke replies ; 
 And let me know, 'mid weal or woe. 
 
 That you are mine ! 
 
 Poor Jack ! He had never written a verse in his life, 
 and had no more voice tha,n a peacock. 
 
 " By Jove ! '" exclaimed Windermere, as uhey landed at 
 the villa, " no one here. They can't have gone. Why ! 
 look here, Alice ? This is a pleasant fix ! The last train 
 has gone." She clasped her hands in absolute despair, 
 " We must get a special," said Windermere, and they 
 hurried to the station. But of course, at that hour, a 
 special was out of the question. 
 
 Alice felt that she had been caught in a trap, and was 
 indignant. Get back to London somehow that night she 
 declared she would, even if she walked the whole way. 
 What Lady Glorme and her party must have said of her, 
 what " all London " would say of her to-morrow, was ap- 
 palling ; and when at last they obtained a rickety fly and 
 a pair of horses, most of the romance of the evening had 
 fled, and for twenty weary miles Alice had the pleasure 
 of contemplating what appeared to be something very 
 like ruin. 
 
 
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 Oh, 'tivS most sweet 
 When in one line two crafts directly meet. 
 
 Hamlet. 
 
 his life, 
 
 nded at 
 Why! 
 ,st train 
 despair, 
 ^d they 
 hour, a 
 
 ^nd was 
 cfhi she 
 
 e way. 
 
 of her, 
 vs^as ap- 
 
 fly and 
 iinif had 
 
 leasure 
 ig very 
 
 " Give her a little more sheet — steady so. Stand by, 
 somebody, to sing out directly ha sees the flash of the 
 gun- — it'll come a few seconds afore the sound. Look 
 alive with that tackle there ! How many minutes yet, 
 sir? 
 
 " Two and a half," said Jack, who, watch in hand, was 
 intently regarding the beach in front of the Porthampton 
 Yacht Club, where was stationed the gun by which they 
 were to start. 
 
 It was what is called a " flying start," in which one 
 gun is fired for preparation, and five minutes afterwards 
 another, when the vessels have to cross an imaginary line 
 between two objects. Nothing requires more skill, for, 
 though it may be fatal to the yacht's chance to lose even 
 half a minute by being late over the line, a fraction of a 
 second too soon, and you have to turn back and recross, 
 thus losing much time. 
 
 " One minute more ! " sang out Jack, and the graceful 
 little ships, crowded with snow-white canvas, neared each 
 other and attempted a little jockeying to gain the coveted 
 .position of No. 1. 
 
 " Half a minute only ! " 
 
 The Corinne^s boom is well over the Wraitlis taffrail, 
 while the latter is putting her nose perilously near the 
 rigging of the Vol-au-Vent 
 
 " Time ! " 
 
 There was a wliite puflT of smoke, and ])efore the sound 
 came, three of them were past the mark-boat, their skip- 
 

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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 pers vying with each other in their frenzy and the loud- 
 ness of their words of com ntiand. Captain Sharpe of the 
 Wraith looked on with giim approval, as Jack lent a 
 strong hand in the various rope-pullings to be gone 
 through before all was considered to be as it should be 
 for the long turn to windward they began with ; even 
 Keyser roused himself from his ordinary state of rumina- 
 tion, and forgetting all about cause and effect, tore the 
 skin off his hands with reckless indifference, and would 
 even have gone aloft had it been required of him. The 
 only fixed ideas he possessed on the subject of yachting 
 were that you must wear white shoes, carry a large pair 
 of opera-glasses slung around a blue serge jacket, crown 
 yourself with a police-inspector's cap, and stay on that 
 portion of the deck which was uppermost, if possible 
 without holding on to anything. Having also some misty 
 idea on the subject of the immense advantage of shifting 
 ballast, he gave himself a good deal of occupation, when 
 it came to beating in short tacks, by going down to the 
 cabin each time they went about, and carefully removing 
 three books, which constituted their library, two umbrellas, 
 an ink-bottle, and a packet of pens, from one side to the 
 other. 
 
 His friends, imagining that he looked paler than his 
 wont, attributed these constant disappearances down the 
 companion to a wrong cause, which was very hard on 
 poor Mr. Keyser, as he boasted himself to be an excellent 
 sailor. 
 
 The Wraiih sailed well ; there was just enough wind 
 to render the carrying of topsails before long of doubtful 
 benefit, and soon she had managed, by dint of not loading 
 herself, as the others were doing, with more than they 
 could carry, to establish a clear lead of the whole fleet. 
 As the wind continued to freshen, and canvass began to 
 disappear, those on board her became more and more 
 jubilant. 
 
 " By Jove ! " said Badsworth, *' if this goes on we shall 
 
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 gone 
 
 even 
 
 shall 
 
 do it. Fancy the despised little Wraith showing her 
 heels to the clippers ! Look at the way they are bury- 
 ing themselves, and here we are on a level keel. Why, 
 we could play billiards on the deck — eh, Keyser ? " 
 
 Keyser, who had just emerged from below, nodded 
 mysteriously. 
 
 " There goes the Fionas topmast ! Hurrah ! " cried 
 Jack exulting in a true philosophic spirit over his friend's 
 misfortunes. 
 
 "There's no cause to be glad," grumbled the skipper, 
 glancing round. "She'd have to take it in directly. 
 Can you make out the mark-boat yet, Mr. Keyser ? " 
 
 Keyser, who deemed it right at intervals to sweep the 
 horizon with his glass, took a long survey of the dancing 
 water, but failed to find what was wanted. 
 
 " / see it," said the captain, with sarcastic emphasis, 
 "/see it half-an-hour ago just on the starboard bow." 
 
 Keyser gazed steadily over the port-side, and Captain 
 Sharpe chuckled. 
 
 That sound was of good omen, for he had never been 
 seen to smile until he thought he had his race pretty well 
 in hand. 
 
 Yacht-racing is one of those amusements which afford 
 no gratification to any except those actually engaged in 
 them. There is nothing much more uninteresting than to 
 see a crowd of vessels sail past a fiag-boat at long inter- 
 vals, and to hear that the one which passed last is the 
 winner by time ; still less amusing is it to read an ac- 
 count of such doings. So we will spare our readers any 
 more of the chances and changes of the race in which the 
 Wraith was engaged; until on rounding the last mark, 
 she found herself a good mile ahead of anything, with a 
 straight run in home dead before what had now increased 
 to half a gale. 
 
 There were only about five miles to be traversed, and 
 small fear of her being caught in that distance. 
 
 The enthusiasm of his companions had communicated 
 
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 itself to Jack Chillingham ; and Alice and Windermere, 
 and all his minor woes, were forgotten in his longing for 
 the victory of the Wraith. 
 
 A good luncheon, at which they were electrified by the 
 discovery of Keyser's genius concerning the ballast, fol- 
 lowed by that sweetest of soothers, the fragrant pipe, 
 disposed him to look at everything through rose-coloured 
 spectacles, and to forget the world was anything but lunch- 
 eons, and p'pes, and yacht races. 
 
 "This is ^hebest fun I've ever bad," he said to Bads- 
 worth, as they enjoyed the liberty they could now indulge 
 in harmlessly of standing up on deck (for they were 
 before the wind), and calmly and proudly surveyed the 
 vainly-pursuing yachts. 
 
 " I shall always ask myself on board the Wraith when 
 she is in commission, old chap." 
 
 " You shall," said Bads worth, warmly. " She shall 
 never win a race without you to help. Hollo ! what's 
 that beastly steamer doing, Sharpe ? " 
 
 " That's Lord Coddleboys', the Blunderbore. She'll 
 give way for uq. right enough." 
 
 " Well, she's running it rather fine, anyhow. Confound 
 it, Sharpe, she'll be into us ! " 
 
 They all ran instinctively forwards, as a large screw- 
 steam yacht came dashing at them at the rate often 
 knots, they themselves going about fourteen. 
 
 "Put your helm down ! " shouted Sharpe. "Put your 
 helm down ; get in that spinnaker : look alive ; she's 
 into us ! " 
 
 The crash was terrific. The steamer's sharp bow cut 
 half through the Wraith's side, and her floating was only 
 a question of minutes. What had happened on board the 
 Blunderbore no ono ever quite knew. The ladies she 
 carried had wanted to pass as close as possible to the 
 winning yacht, which altered her course a little with a 
 shift of wind as they neared her, and at the last moment 
 the steamer did not answer her helm. 
 Jack was standing close to where she struck the Wraith^ 
 
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 rmere, 
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 b pipe, 
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 ndulge 
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 ^ed the 
 
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 nfound 
 
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 ard the 
 ies she 
 to the 
 with a 
 loment 
 
 Waith, 
 
 and when, after the first crash, those on board had a mo- 
 ment to look round and realize their position, he was lying 
 on the deck motionless, in the midst of an entangled heap 
 of smashed bulwarks, blocks, rigging, and spars. 
 
 There was no time to lose, and they had scarcely lifted 
 him up the side of the Blunderbore before the Wraith 
 began to settle down. 
 
 The steamer backed out, to avoid danger from the 
 tottering mast, and in ten minutes Badsworth's pretty 
 ship had disappeared under the waves. 
 
 Of course, for they were close to the harbour, they were 
 surrounded by a crowd of ships and boats of every des- 
 cription, and one very smart tourist in a pleasure-boat, 
 whose nose betrayed his origin, was enterprising enough 
 to offer Badsworth a small sum of money for his submerged 
 ship, while a sharp-looking individual with a note-book 
 forced himself up the side of the Blunderbore and took 
 down a detailed account of the accident, for a local news- 
 paper, from Keyser, whose nautical knowledge was used 
 to such effect that the readers of that local newspaper 
 were next day informed that the Wraith backed into the 
 Blunderbore s quarter in consequence of the latter's having 
 shifted her balloon jib ani set her standing rigging. 
 
 Lord Coddleboys was most profuse in his apologies, 
 although he would not quite admit his vessel to have been 
 in the wrong ; for Lord Coddleboys nursed a private idea 
 that when he careered over the waters in his expensive 
 vessel, with the Commodore's burgee at the main, and a 
 beautiful new ensign flying astern, it was little short of 
 impertinence for any other ship to get into his way ; and 
 " the idea that he could bo in any way bound by the rules 
 of the road was repugnant to him as savouring of revolu- 
 tion and anarchy. 
 
 " Do you think you are much hurt. Jack ? " asked Bads- 
 worth, wiping the cold perspiration off his friend's brow 
 as he lay on the sofa in the Blunderbore' s main cabin. 
 
 " I feel all crushed ; I think it must be something wrong 
 with my chest — and ribs — great pain inside," " 
 
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 " We shall be in harbour directly and get a doctor. 
 Cheer up, old fellow ; it may be nothing. A broken rib 
 or two often feels very bad at first." 
 
 Jack shook his head, and even that movement caused 
 him to wince with agony. 
 
 " Is the old ship gone ? " he asked. 
 * "What does the ship matter ? Oh, Jack, I trust you 
 are not badly hurt ! " 
 
 ■X " I'm sorry, though, for the ship. The Blunderhore 
 might have " 
 
 " D n the . lunderhore ! Coddleboys ought to be 
 
 shut up as a dangerous idiot, and his skipper hanged. 
 Is the pain just as bad ? " 
 
 ' 7es, very difficult to bear. Are we near the harbour 
 now ? " 
 
 Badsworth ran up on deck, and returned immediately. 
 
 " Close by. They are signalling for a doctor." 
 . "And Oh, my God ! this pain is awful. A tele- 
 gram to " 
 
 " Oh yes, of course, Jack. Mrs. Chillingham will know 
 it in an hour, and catch the evening express. Be here by 
 nine o'clock." 
 
 " Thank you. Baddy," said Jack, with a feeble motion, 
 as if to press his friend's hand. " I shall like to see her. 
 She's very — very pretty, isn't she, Baddy ? " 
 
 The pain was making him almost unconscious of what 
 he said. 
 
 Badsworth bit his lips. It is hard to look on with 
 proper indifference at a fellow-creature's sufferings, what- 
 ever the philosophers may formulate. 
 
 The doctor was not long in making *" his mind. 
 
 *' You should telegraph to his relations at once," he said. 
 " The poor young man will scarcely live through the 
 night. He has received fearful internal injuries." 
 
 " Poor fellow ! " said Lord Coddleboys, when he heard 
 the news. "But to have him die on boa.d my vessel ! 
 It really is quite unusual — devilish annoying. Wilkins, 
 ^o and order dinner at the Marine Hotel," 
 
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 CHAPTER XL. 
 
 Dear as remembered kisses after death, 
 And sweet as those by hopeless fancy feigned 
 On lips that are for others : deep as love, 
 Deep as first love, and wild with all regret : 
 Oh, death in life, the days that are no more. 
 
 Tennyson. 
 
 Dans la pauvre &me humaine 
 La meilleure pens^e est toujours incertaine, 
 Mais une larme coule et ne se trompe pas. 
 
 De Musset. 
 
 what 
 
 " What o'clock is it ? " asked Jack, feebly. 
 
 Badsworth glanced at the handsome clock fixed above 
 the cabin stove — a clock presented to the Most Noble the 
 Marquis of Coddleboys by the members of the Royal 
 Spittlelick Yacht Club, " as a slight mark of their esteem 
 and admiration for his lordship, both as a man and a 
 commodore." 
 
 " A quarter to nine. She will be here in half an hour. 
 Do you feel any worse, old fellow ? " 
 
 " No ; only weaker. The pain is less. I suppose one 
 can't die without having some warning — half an hour's 
 warning. It would be so terrible, my God ! never to see 
 her again — never to " 
 
 His words came slowly, and towards the end of the 
 sentence became inaudible. The silence was only broken 
 by the ripple of the water against the ship's side, as she 
 swung head to the tide, and an occasional burst of primi- 
 tive song from one or other of the yachts lying around. 
 In consequence of the accident there were to be no fire- 
 works, but the crews did not see why ^ little privatQ 
 pciusic should also be forbidden. 
 
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 300 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 Good-bye, Charlie ! While you're on the sea 
 , "^Vrite me a letter, love — send me a letter, love. 
 J Good-bye, Charlio ! While you are away 
 
 Do not forget your Nellie, d -a - arling ! 
 
 came in as a strange accompaniment to the dying man's 
 groans and laboured breathing. 
 
 Jack caught the words of the song. 
 " Mine is a long voyage — no letter — nothing but to be 
 forgotten !" he murmured. ■ < 
 
 " Oh no, Jack ! " c led Badsworth, tears starting to his 
 eyes as he leant over the sofa. " No, no, my old friend — 
 I shall never — she will ne'"^': — forget you ! " 
 
 " Yes — you will — you should. Don't think I am so 
 selfish as to wish What time is it ? Surely it is half- 
 past nine now." 
 
 " Just. The train is sure to be rather late. There's a 
 fly waiting at the station, and Keyser will be there to — - 
 to break it to her. Or would vou rather I went ? " 
 
 " No — don't go — I might — it sounds cowardly — but I 
 shouldn't like to^die alone. She is sure to have got your 
 telegram, isn't she ? " : . ; ' . ■; - 
 
 " Certain. I sent one to Eaton Square to make sure, 
 and I also telegraphed to your man-servant to take the 
 news to her wherever she might be dining. Your people 
 will come down too, you know." 
 
 Jack moved restlessly, and tiie pain caused him to give 
 a sharp cry. 
 
 "Yes, they'll come, of course," he said, when Badsworth 
 had given him some of the stuff sent by the doctor ; " but 
 — they'll leave me alone with her — at least at the last, I 
 want to tell her all. Oh, Baddy, I behaved so ill to her. 
 Poor Alice, my poor darling. One day I was mad, and I 
 insulted her in the park ; will she forgive me, do you 
 think ? It is easy to forgive a dying man, they say. You 
 don't know how I loved her-7-I don't think she knows — 
 but she will know now, she must believe me now." 
 He spoke half to himself, and seemed to require no 
 
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 to her. 
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 answer ; and Bads worth could not have made one, for his 
 heart was very full. . ' 
 
 The clock with the gi-and inscription strucl;. ten. Its 
 tone was rich and pompous, and it must have been ashamed 
 to register the last moments of a miserable wretch with 
 but a' few hundreds a year. 
 
 " Ten ! She must have missed the train ! " There was 
 despair in Jack's voice. 
 
 " It may have been late. There ! I hear the boat com- 
 ing alongside." 
 
 " Go on deck, Baddy, and ask them all not to come down 
 for a minute. I want to see her alone first. I can't die 
 without being sure she loves me in spite of all." 
 
 Badsworth hurried up the companion to find no one on 
 deck but Keyser. r - 
 
 " Why, where ? " he began. 
 
 " Never came. Not a sign of anyone. I sent another 
 telegi-am, and got the station-master to arrange for a 
 special to be ready at Waterloo, so she may come at any 
 moment yet. How is he ? " 
 
 " Sinking fast. God grant she may come in time ! Oh, 
 Keyser, I scarcely dare go down and tell him." 
 
 " It is hard — awful, ^ut she is sure to come — perhaps 
 dining out, and the stupid servant made some mistake. 
 One or other of the telegrams must have reached her ; 
 and then there was one to the Brocklesbys." 
 
 But unfortunately no one happened to know that Alice 
 was at Rose Villa, for she had first gone to Mrs. Belfort's 
 and been driven by that lady to the railway-station. 
 
 The disappointment obviously hastened the end ; the 
 "hope of seeing his wife had to some extent buoyed Jack 
 up hitherto. He gave way to despondency now, and 
 became weaker every hour. 
 
 Eleven — twelve. The stern clock would have no com- 
 promise with time because a broken-hearted man wa» 
 dying, and rang out with all its accustomed stateliness the 
 news that another day had come. • 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " Never to see her again," he said. " Oh, my love ! my 
 love ! " 
 
 The telegram sent to Lady Brocklesby reached her just 
 as she was on the eve of starting with Jane for a peculiarly 
 desirable dinner, to be followed in the same house by.a still 
 more peculiarly desirable party. It was a house the entrance 
 to which even Lady Brocklesby had found it very difficult 
 to force, and it certainly seemed to her that it would be 
 madness to throw away her victory, earned by much 
 trouble and some eating of dirt. Besides, very probably 
 the danger was exaggerated — people did exaggerate these 
 things so often; there was sure to be an early train, and poor 
 Jack could be no better for their giving up this one party. 
 Had they only been asked to the gathering after dinner 
 it might not have mattered so much, but everyone knows 
 that to be asked to the dinner before the party is a sign 
 of great favour. She was not sure, indeed, that in some 
 sort it was not her duty in this instance to put her natural 
 feelings aside, for when Royalty is to be present an invi- 
 tation is almost a command, to disobey which is a lack of 
 loyalty. Some vague and confused reminiscence of a 
 Spartan mother, or a Roman father sacrificing his son 
 upon the altar of his country, came into her mind. Then 
 a telegram might be so easily overlooked in the hurry of 
 the moment — put in the pocket and forgotten. It might 
 have been from his lordship, who had gone down to the 
 country to try his torpedo in a fish-pond ; it might have 
 been on any unimportant subject. There could be nothing 
 odd in her not reading it till they returned home that 
 night. 
 
 " Are you ready, mamma ? " asked Jane entering the 
 room, dressed all in virgin white, and looking very fresh 
 and pretty. 
 
 Her mother inspected her approvingly. 
 
 " Yes, my dear. We are in capital time ; and I think 
 your dress does very well. Let us go." 
 
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 303 
 
 fresh 
 
 think 
 
 The clock in the cabin of the Blunderbore struck one. 
 Keyser, pacing slowly up and down the deck in the moon- 
 light, was hailed by an approaching boat. 
 
 " Is that the Blunderbore ! " 
 
 "Yes." , ■ „ .V ■ .. ■ , :: ,' ■,. 
 
 " A telegram, sir. A shilling to pay." 
 
 " From John Smith, North Street, Park Lane, London. 
 To Lord Badsworth, Porthampton. — Mrs. Chillingham 
 gone out of town with Mrs. Belfort, and not yet returned. 
 Half -past twelve o'clock." 
 
 Jack had still enough consciousness left to be aware of 
 the receipt of this telegram, and they could not refuse to 
 acquaint him with its contents. It seemed to revive him, 
 and his voice became stronger than it had been for three 
 hours. 
 
 " Will you go, Keyser — kind friend ? I want to speak 
 alone with Badsworth. Come back soon to say good- 
 bye." 
 
 " Baddy," he went on, when the other had resumed his 
 vigil overhead, " there is no hope now of my seeing 
 her. I must tell you. Put your head down. I can't 
 speak loud. I loved her, you know, and tried do right 
 about her, but she — we were veiy happy once — she cared 
 more for Windermere." t- • . . 
 
 Badsworth was silent. It is idle to prevaricate or in- 
 vent smooth things face to face with that stem truth. 
 Death. 
 
 " She loved him very dearly, and he — I think he would 
 be good to her " Badsworth made a motion of dis- 
 sent, but Jack went on hurriedly, stopping now and 
 again to take breath, and his voice growing feebler as he 
 proceeded. " Yes — he would — he could not help it. Her 
 heart is pure, and she is so beautiful. Tell her — my last 
 wishes — that I, who loved her more than she knew — want 
 .her to be happy — happy and good. I want her to marry 
 him — tell her that. Perhaps I may know of her happi- 
 ness — and it would make me happy then — though I can't- 
 
 
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 see her once more. — Oh, God ! — it is cruel to die without 
 saying good-bye ! — We parted almost in anger, Baddy. — 
 Tell Ler that, and tell him — tell him — a dying man's 
 prayer to him is to be good to her, to make her happier — 
 better, perhaps — than I could." 
 
 He paused, and across the still water came the sailor's 
 refrain — 
 
 Good-bye Charlie, while you are away, 
 Do not forget your Nellie d — a— rling ! 
 
 " You will do +his, Baddy, for your old pal." 
 
 " I will, so help me God ! " said Bad worth, holding 
 Jack's feeble hand in both his own. 
 
 " Good-bye. I think it is come now. Tell her I loved 
 her ; tell her " 
 
 Something like a blush came over his cheeks, as he 
 whispered ; habit even at that supreme moment making 
 him ashamed of such a piece of un-Englishism : — 
 
 " Give me a kiss." 
 
 Badsworth pressed his lips to the cold forehead, his 
 eyes dim with tears. " Good-bye, old friend." . v. 
 
 And Keyser, looking in through the door, saw, and for- 
 get to moralise over the incident — saw, and coming in too 
 late ever to exchange words with poor Jack Chillingham 
 again, was not ashamed to sit down and weep like a 
 woman. 
 
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 She mav turn an J hide 
 , ', From the spirita that glide, 
 
 • And the ghost that stands at her bedside : 
 
 But never a kiss the vow shall seal, 
 Nor warm embrace her bosom feel. 
 
 The Qiteen's Wake. 
 
 The twenty miles or so between Rose Villa and North 
 Street took a long time to traverse. The horses were 
 unusually bad, and the driver who did not relish being 
 knocked up at this hour of the night, exceptionally sulky. 
 
 In vain Windermere expostulated in strong terms, and 
 showed his companion that his temper could sometimes at 
 least be rather irritable. In vain he offered bribes for an 
 increase of pace. Ill temper had conquered greed in the 
 coachman's bosom, and he doggedly jogged along as 
 solemnly as if he were driving a hearse. 
 
 And Alice watched the dark hedges as they passed 
 slowly by, and had ample time to reflect on what she had 
 done, and on the consequence thereof. It must be con- 
 fessed that a more miserable lady could scarcely have been 
 found in t^e land. 
 
 Flirtation is a very delicate plant; and there is noth- 
 ing more fatal to it than the small contretemps of every- 
 day life. It recks nothing of grand incidents, fearful 
 storms, earthquakes, horrible accidents, but tight boots or 
 •gloves out at the finger are annihilation. Every jolt of 
 the fly, every angry oath from Windermere, flew away 
 with another bit of sentiment ; and when they arrived, 
 jaded and fairly tired of each other's society, at the door 
 of her house, both were relieved to an extent they could 
 not have believed possible a few hours before. Winder- 
 mere, indeed, was accustomed to lay down that two hours 
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 is as much as you should ever be alone with a woman ; 
 but even he had considered this in some sort an excep- 
 tional case. 
 
 " You had better come in," she said, with a weary- 
 smile ; " your club will have been shut long ago, and 
 Smith is sure to have left out some wine and water — 
 or something." 
 
 *' Thanks. That confounded flyman was enough to 
 make anyone thirsty." 
 
 And he accompanied her upstairs. 
 " A telegram ! — two telegrams ! I wonder who they can 
 be fro ! " she said listlessly, taking up the two envel- 
 opes which lay upon the table. 
 
 "Oh, please, m'm," said the servant, "I was to tell 
 
 you — at least the telegrams are to say Poor Mr. Chil- 
 
 lingham ! " 
 
 *'' Poor Mr. Chillingham ! What " and she nervous- 
 ly tore open one of the telegrams. 
 " My God ! " ' 
 
 " What is it, Alice ? " cried Windermere, approaching 
 her, and, forgetting the presence of the servant, placing 
 his arm round her, for she tottered as if about to fall. 
 " What is the matter ? " 
 
 She shook ofl" his arm as if his touch were contagion, 
 and faced him. 
 
 " Matter ! The matter is that while I have been — been 
 false in heart to him with you ! — with you ! " — she repeat- 
 ed the words with a bitter scorn that startled him — " he, 
 my poor Jack, my husband, has been dying — dying ! 
 
 and I, who should liave been at his side ! Oh, 
 
 God ! " 
 
 She read and re-read the fatal telegrams with a stony 
 look of despair. There were the words — no doubt about 
 them. For once the telegraph clerk had written clearly 
 enough : " Come at once. Jack is seriously hurt." And 
 then the other, more urgent : " Come immediately if you 
 .would see him alive. Special train ordered. He is ask- 
 
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 jman ; 
 3xcep- 
 
 weary 
 
 0, and 
 ater — 
 
 igh to 
 
 ley can 
 envel- 
 
 to tell 
 r. Chil- 
 
 ervous- 
 
 oaching 
 placing 
 ) to fall. 
 
 [itagion, 
 
 -been 
 repeat- 
 n— " he, 
 dying ! 
 - Oh, 
 
 a stony 
 3t about 
 1 clearly 
 And 
 y if you 
 ; is ask- 
 
 ing for you." Smith held out another : " This was re- 
 ceived in Eaton Square two hours ago — * It' is too late. I 
 come up by next train. Wait my arrival.' " 
 They were all three from Badsworth. 
 " * Too late ! ' 'He is asking for me ! ' " cried the be- 
 wildered horror-struck girl, throwing up her arms. " Too 
 late!— too late!" 
 
 And Windermere was only just in time to save her 
 from falling, and to lay her on the «ofa. But she did not 
 swoon. Providence would not let her have a moment's 
 oblivion yet, 
 
 " I will not believe it ! " she cried. " It cannot be ! 
 
 Only three days ago so well — so Smith, get me a cab 
 
 directly ! Porthampton ? It is only two hours by rail. 
 They say a special is ordered. Go ! quick ! Don't you 
 hear my order ? " 
 
 " Beg your pardon, m'm, but " hesitated the servant. 
 
 " I think," said Windermere, gently, " that you had 
 better wait, as Badsworth tells you. You see he says — 
 it is — too late." 
 
 " Too late ! " cried she, turning on him with a strange 
 glitter in her great eyes. 
 
 *' Too late ! and you dare say it to me ! You, for whose 
 
 sake I have sacrificed — I have sacrificed I hate 
 
 you ! " 
 
 Windermere shrugged his shoulders almost imper- 
 ceptibly. He was used to the inconsequence of wo- 
 mankind, but was beginning to feel keenly the annoy- 
 ance of a " scene." 
 
 " But I cannot stay here," she said, after a pause, during 
 which she had again pored over those three significant 
 telegrams, " He is a«king for me, I tell you. Let me go. 
 Why do you keep me nere ? He may forgive me yet, he 
 may. I will go to him ! " 
 
 She spoke wildly, and, on her way to the door, sud- 
 denly sank down on the sofa and covered her face with 
 her hands. 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 Thf 7 heard her murmur again, " Too late ! " under her 
 breath. 
 
 Windermere took up a " Bradshaw." 
 
 " The early train leaves Por^-hampton at five. Let me 
 see. Badsworth can be here in an hour." 
 
 "An hour 1 " she cried, starting up again. " I cannot 
 wait an hour. I must know all. I must " 
 
 At that moment there was a ring at the door-bell. 
 Badsworth had taken advantage of the sympathies of the 
 authorities at Porthampton, and obtained an engine to 
 bring him to town. 
 
 He entered the room now, and started as he saw Wind- 
 ermere. Alice's dress, the open telegrams upon the table, 
 showed him at once the state of the case. 
 
 " You never got them ? " he said, pointing to the 
 table. 
 
 Alice seized him by the arm, her delicate fingers press- 
 ing into his flesh. 
 
 " Is he— is he It isn't true ? " 
 
 " It is true," answered Badsworth, sternly, for the sight 
 of Windermere had taken pity from his heart. " It is 
 true. He died a little after one o'clock this morning, 
 very peaceably. You would like to know the particu- 
 lars, I suppose. Are you able to hear them now ? " 
 
 He glanced at Windermere as he spoke, and that gen- 
 tleman understood the look. 
 
 " It is too terrible," murmured he, in a very touching 
 tone of compassion — " too terrible. I had better leave 
 you to tell her now. Poor Jack ! " And with that he 
 moved towards the door. 
 
 " Stop ? " cried Alice, with startling vehemence. "No, 
 you shall stay. It is right that you, for whose sake I 
 have wronged the dead, should see my punishment. It ia 
 right, Lord Windermere, that you should know — as I am 
 now to know — what was happening when you sang 
 songs — love-songs, while he was dying — to me in the 
 
gen- 
 
 "No, 
 
 ike I 
 
 It is 
 
 I am 
 
 sang 
 
 the 
 
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 309 
 
 boat. Go on, T am strong enough to hear anything 
 now." 
 
 Poor Badsworth never had a more difficult task than 
 that which he now set himself to do. Furious with 
 Alice as he had been on entering, the potent spell of her 
 beauty came upon him now with full force, and there 
 was something in her manner which forbade him to doubt 
 the reality of the shock that had come upon her. Simp 
 ly, and as shortly as he could, he detailed the sad story, 
 but when he came to the long hours of waiting for her, 
 and to Jack's despair at her non-appearance, she inter- 
 rupted him. 
 
 " You hear ? " she said to Windermere, who had unwil- 
 lingly obeyed her and remained. " You hear ? To lis- 
 ten to your sweet speeches, to plot against his honest 
 faith in me — me, his false w if e — I did not come when he 
 called on me in his last moments. This, his last kiss, his 
 pardon, his love, I have given up to you — for your — 
 what ? What," she cried, in a tone of irrepressible 
 anguish, " can you give me in exchange for this ? " 
 
 Windermere did not stir. This was really getting in- 
 tolerable. The woman was mad — natural, perhaps, but 
 very disagreeable. 
 
 " I do not think," said Badsworth, gently, " I do not 
 think he ever sui)posed you staid away on purpose. Wo 
 
 knew there must be some mistake — you were out, 
 
 >> 
 or 
 
 " Do not speak to me in that way," she said. " Do not 
 look kindly at me. I am a murderess — the murderess of 
 a heart. Oh, Jack, Jack ! I did love you ! I know 
 it now, and I can never tell you so ! Where is he ? Let 
 me give him one kiss. Come with me to him, Lord 
 Windermere, and stand there while I tell him so — and 
 say ' No ' to it if you can.'* 
 
 Sh(! raised her head defiantly, and looked Windermere 
 in the face. 
 
 
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 310 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " You had better go," whispered Bads worth to him. 
 "Your presence seems to hurt her" — and his lord 'ip 
 promptly availed himself of the opportunity. 
 
 " He will be here very soon," said Badsworth, as iice 
 stood in the same still attitude, as if carved in stone. 
 
 "And he will forgive me ? Oh, say you think he will 
 forgive me. But no — he is dead, dead — and I love him." 
 
 " He did forgive you, my poor child," said Badsworth, 
 taking both her hands in his. " His last words were love 
 for you." 
 
 " His last words — t. l — O God ? I shall go mad ! It 
 cannot be true ! Say it s all a joke — you are making fun 
 of me, dear, good Lord Badsworth ? Don't go on with it 
 any more — it is rather — I mean — tell me the truth. You 
 have only done it to punish me for what I did ? Let it 
 stop now, for it tries me too much." 
 
 Her eager eyes gazed into Badsworth's with something 
 of the fire of madness in them as she clutched his arm 
 with nervous hands. 
 
 " It is too true," he said. 
 
 " True ! true ! And I was false ; but I was never false 
 to myself. I know all now. I never loved him," point- 
 ing with a contemptuous gesture to the door through 
 which Windermere had departed ; " and now — too late." 
 
 Not a tear came as she rocked herself backwards and 
 forwards seated on the sofa, with low moans of despair. 
 
 The exquisite hat, which had been the admiration of 
 the guests of Rose Villa, had slipped aside ; her dark hair 
 was dishevelled in a manner which would have carried 
 despair to the soul of Mrs. Perkins ; her face was white 
 as death ; and black rims had already formed beneath 
 her unnaturally staring eyes. But Badsworth had never 
 looked upon anything more beautiful, more sad, than this 
 young widow in her despair and self-reproach. 
 
 What she suffered then she has never, she will never, 
 tell to anyone ; but when a few hours afterw^ards Bads- 
 
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 311 
 
 worth left her alone with the body of her husband— the 
 *'it" which is always invested with so mysterious an 
 awe— he thought he had never read in human face so 
 sad a tale of hopelessness and profound misery. Who 
 shall say what passed in that darkened room during the 
 long hours that Alice, tearless still, watched by the side 
 of him who would never smile on her again ? 
 
 There is grief no intense that no words can describe it, 
 sadness so deep that no on-looker can appreciate a thou- 
 sandth part of it. 
 
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CHILDREN OF NATURE, 
 
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 CHAPTER XLII. 
 
 Her tears fell with the dews at even : ■ - • .• '. ' •; ; ' , 
 
 Her tears fell ere the dews were dried ; ' '• , 
 
 She could not look on the sweet heaven, , . 
 
 Either at noon or eventide. 
 
 Tennyson. •''.';/•• 
 
 ]■ t - ' ■ ' ' . 
 
 The bellH shall ring, the clerk shall sing, ' 
 
 The good old wife shall winde us ; f 
 
 And the sexton shall lay our bodies in the clay. 
 Where nobody shall find us. . y 
 
 Neto Academy of Compliments. 
 
 Those of Lady Brocklesby's intimates who were ad- 
 mitted to her at this time of her grief were much impressed 
 by the redness of her eyes and nose, and by all the other 
 signs of maternal affection which she exhibited. That he 
 had not always been a good son to her she frankly ad- 
 mitted ; " but one forgets all that now ! " she exclaimed, 
 between her sobs. " If I could only have seen the poor 
 boy once more, and told him how freely and fully I for- 
 g^YQ him ; how my mother's heart bled for him ; I should 
 be happier. But it is some consolation to us to think 
 that we did all we could ; and that all we have now to 
 do is to bow to the decrees of an all-wise Providence. 
 * He gives ; He takes away.' That is a beautiful passage. 
 Poor boy ! His has been a sad history — a wasted life. 
 That woman was a great trial to us, my dear. How 
 could it be otherwise ? No birth, no breeding, and — ah ! 
 we could have borne all that — but no character. That is 
 what hurts us. Such a disgrace to the whole family. 
 I'm sure I hope poor Jane's prospects are not irretrievably 
 ruined by such a connection. Of course we shall have 
 nothing more to do with her — but she was my son's wife. 
 And the way she got over Lord Windermere was wonder- 
 
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 f ul. She met him here, yo r know, a good deal, when his 
 attentions to Jane were V3ry marked. All these stories 
 true, dear ? Yes, I fear so. She was telegraphed for 
 over and over again, but was at Maidenhead with Lord 
 Windermere. Isn't it terrible ? It is all very well to 
 talk calmly over such things, as wo often do, but when 
 they happen in one's own family, ah ! then one knows 
 what they really are ! " ^ 
 
 People carried away with them from Lady Brock lesby's 
 presence a confused idea that her ladyship was very good 
 and long-suffering ; and that Jack's death was especially 
 intended by Provideiice to show how far goodness and 
 long-suffering could be carried. The affair of the tele- 
 gram she kept discreetly locked in her own breast, and if 
 she did in the corner thereof feel a regret that even such 
 a party as she and Jane had enjoyed that night should 
 have stood in the way of her again seeing her son aliva, 
 still there could be Ijut little doubt that she had done 
 her duty to society, and surely society comes before 
 individuals. 
 
 She rather enjoyed a lazy existence of sal- volatile and 
 sympathy, tempered by pretty religious adulation and 
 self-abasement ; and, seated with her back to the light, 
 and a supply of pocket-handkerchiefs at hand, there was 
 really someth *ng very touching about the extreme good 
 taste of her resignation. 
 
 Grief is so often apt to be vulgar and unpleasing, that 
 it was a pleasure to come across so soft and refined an 
 article as this. 
 
 We will not go so far as to say that no one was sorry 
 for Jack but Alice and Badsworth. Many of his friends, 
 taken by his frank boyish manners, were very sorry for a 
 day or two. 
 
 It is a mere platitude to say that the dead are not re- 
 membered ; and, although there is something pathetic in 
 the ease with which a life goes entirely out of view and 
 remembrance almost simultaneously, the pathos is more 
 
314 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 or less artificial after all. If the gaps left by those who 
 fall were not instantly filled up, we should not be a very 
 useful army to fight the enemies around us on every side. 
 
 Alice's terror at the approach of the moment when it 
 would be taken away and hidden under ground was becom- 
 ing hourly more intense, when she was as much surprised 
 as she could be then by the entrance of Spencer Chilling- 
 ham, who had but just arrived from America, and had 
 grown a long tuft under his chin. Lord Brocklesby had 
 called at the house, as had also Emily Garter, bursting 
 with satisfaction at the assistance propriety was receiv- 
 ing from the " hand of Providence," and Minna Belfort, 
 who had a kind of loyalty in her nature ; but Alice had 
 refused to see anyone. To be alone with her remorse was 
 all she asked now. 
 
 Spencer, by asserting that he came on business con- 
 nected with the funeral, was however permitted to enter. 
 
 The head of the coffin had been left open, and the can- 
 dlelight fell upon Jack's face, calm and peaceful, and on 
 the girlish figure that bent over it. 
 
 Spencer had need of all his philosophy, but it did not 
 fail him, and he commenced his business in a matter-of- 
 fact tone. 
 
 ** The funeral has been arranged for to-morrow ? " he 
 said, after a few awkward expressions of sympathy, 
 which Alice scarcely noticed. She bowed assent, and 
 clutched the sides of the coffin with both hands, as if to 
 defy them to remove it. 
 
 " At Wokingham ? " 
 
 She gave a low cry. There was something in the men- 
 tion of the place which reminded her of how far he was 
 away from her. Had she not reproved him on one occasion 
 when, relating some of his early Aldershot adventures, he 
 had spoken laughingly of the " cold meat train," and ex- 
 plained to her the meaning of the name ? 
 
 How little they either of them then thought but 
 
 Spencer went on. 
 
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 315 
 
 
 -but 
 
 " Yes ; my father was so far right as to object to all the 
 fuss and nonsense or sending — sending it — down to the 
 country. Funerals are an abomination altogether; a 
 farce, and an unhealthy one. Now, poor Jack was above 
 all vulgar prejudices. Don't you think so ?" 
 
 He put up his eyeglass in almost a pathetic manner as 
 he asked this question. 
 
 " Yes," she said, not attending to his words, but only 
 conscious some answer was required of her. 
 
 " Oh yes ! He was so good — so kind ! Jack ! my love ! 
 My own Jack ! " 
 
 It would have seemed that only a fiend could have tor- 
 tured further the poor child, sobbing her heart out over 
 the coffin ; but then Spencer, although kind at heart, was 
 a philosopher, and was just now under the influence of a 
 new hobby. Philanthropy is generally wholly regard- 
 less of others, and would rather do harm than be defrauded 
 of its own especial style of benevolence. 
 
 " You have an opportunity now of showing that you 
 are above them too. Jack's death may be made the com- 
 mencement of a great movement which shall do inestima- 
 ble good to the human race. Did it ever strike you that 
 incalculable harm is done by the present style of burial?" 
 
 Alice had once heard her husband, when what he called 
 " mugging up " politics for the electors of Shodborough, 
 speak of the Burials Question ; so she said vaguely," You 
 mean about the service. I shouldn't like anything to be 
 different now to what is usually done." 
 
 " Oh, I don't allude to the religious or sectarian view 
 of the question, though of course tha,t must be settled 
 soon : the words ' ashes to ashes, dust to dust,' in our 
 service are more applicable, by-the-bye, to the right kind 
 of sepulture than the wrong. No ; what I allude to is the 
 actual disposal of — of the body." 
 
 Alice opened her eyes wide — eyes looking all the 
 larger because of the wanness of her face — but said 
 nothing. 
 
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316 
 
 CHIIDREN OF NATURE. 
 
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 " There is nothing but red-tapeism, vulgar clinging to 
 habits because they are habits, blind fear of change, which 
 prevents the whole world taking at once to our plan. All 
 we want is a few examples among the upper classes. 
 People are so silly as to think a man with a good coat is 
 more likely to be right than a man with a bad one. Now, 
 here is a capital opportunity. He, poor fellow, would not 
 have objected, and I cannot believe you will object. Cre- 
 mation, there can be no doubt, is " 
 
 Alice started up. r^ , ; i J' 1 
 
 " You wan't to burn him ! " 
 
 " Merely reduce the remains to a white ash, which, 
 placed in an urn of whatever pattern you like, and which 
 I should be glad to provide, would be as worthily sepul- 
 tured there, surely, as slowly rotting in the ground, and 
 disseminating poisonous vapours around." 
 
 " Go away," said she, with a feeble wave of her hand. 
 '' Go away. Oh, my Jack, my poor boy, they want to take 
 you from me and burn you, to leave me quite alone — 
 alone in the world, and to burn vou ! " 
 
 " It is folly to associate companionship with what is 
 nothing but so much matter to be disposed of in the best 
 way," said Spencer, holding his ground, but requiring all 
 his philosophy to do so. Either his eyeglass was very bad, 
 or it had become unaccountably damped and blurred his 
 vision. Still he held his ground. 
 
 "Put aside such folly, Alice. I tell you that )'ou have 
 an opportunity of doing much good, and at the sacrifice 
 only of an utterly rea Monless scruple. In an oven heated 
 up to " 
 
 But Alice could bear no more. Crying out to him once 
 again to leave her, she flung herself upon the coflin, 
 encircling it with her arms, and went into violent hys- 
 terics. 
 
 No philosopher alive but would be conquered by 
 hysterics ; and, after calling for assistance, our specimen 
 fled, thoroughly ashamed of the weakness shown by his 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 317 
 
 ging to 
 i, which 
 Ian. All 
 
 classes. 
 
 coat is 
 I. Now, 
 uld not 
 It. Cre- 
 
 which, 
 
 which 
 
 sepul- 
 
 d, and 
 
 hand, v 
 .0 take 
 lone — 
 
 hat is 
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 ng all 
 y bad, 
 sd his 
 
 have 
 rifice 
 eated 
 
 once 
 offin, 
 hys- 
 
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 imen 
 
 his 
 
 eyeglass, and wondering what it was that caused the 
 strange and unwonted feeling of a lump in his throat. 
 
 The next morning dawned, dark and dismal, with 
 masses of clouds fleeting rapidly across the sky. No one 
 was in the street but a policeman and a belated gentleman 
 in evening clothes, with a singular bad opera-hat, trying 
 to persuade his legs to carry him home without unneces- 
 sary and undignified detour. 
 
 Then came some workmen, proceeding to their daily 
 toil no doubt. No, they stop at No. — , North Street. 
 Alice hears the sound as one of them gently draws out 
 the bell-pull. The noise of a carriage — very late even for 
 the most enthusiastic cotillon dancers. No carriage for 
 the living — the carriage that takes us our last drive. 
 Nodding plumes and seedy-looking men in black. Alice 
 looks out of the window. That equipage, with its unreal 
 air of woe, has a strange fascination for her ; she scarcely 
 can realize that it has come to take from her all that is 
 left of him she wronged and loved. Yes, she loved him. 
 Does anyone dare to deny it ? Her tortured heart for 
 ever asked this question defiantly. Two of the men come 
 upstairs and enter the room. Goggles barks fiercely, and 
 one of them laughs at the grotesque little creature's 
 impotent ferocity. That laugh rouses her. She dashes 
 to the door, but it is too late. They are in the room. 
 Smith and Wilkins appear behind them. Alice feels her- 
 self alone in the midst of her enemies. With a wild cry 
 she clasps the coffin, her head resting upon it. They 
 screwed it up the night before, despite all her. efibrts; 
 and she has torn her tender fingers trying in vain to open 
 it again. 
 
 " Let me see him once more ! " she cries. Then, as they 
 lay hold of it, one on either side, she contends fiercely 
 with them, trying to unclasp their hands. 
 
 " You shall not ! " she shrieks. " It is mine ! It is 
 mine ! What right have you to take him away ? Leave 
 go — oh leave go ! I will pay you well to leave him here. 
 
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 318 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 See ! here is my purse ! One — two — ^pounds, and I have 
 some at the bank. I will write a cheque. But do not 
 take him away ! " 
 
 " Poor thing !" said one of the men, perplexed. 
 
 " Come away with me, ma'am," said Wilkins, the maid. 
 " You'd best come away." 
 
 " They shall not take it, Wilkins. Smith, order them 
 from the house. It is mine, is it not ? Make them go ! 
 Only one day more — let me have i+ one day more — only 
 one!" • s.:,:' .■-:•■.;,>;■.- ■ 
 
 " You eee, mum," said the honest servant — whose expe- 
 riences, though vast according to his account of them to 
 admiring footmen, did not quite enable him to meet this 
 difficulty — "you see, all the arrangements are made; and 
 one day or another won't make any difference to you, 
 mum, after it's over." 
 
 It is possible that even this argument might have 
 failed of its logical effect if Alice had not fainted away. 
 
 When she awoke it was to an iliness which mercifully 
 deprived her of the power of thought ; and Jack soon lay 
 among the hundreds of forgotten dead. The clergyman 
 who performed the ceremony was much pleased by the 
 presence of the Duke of Cheshire at the funeral, and per- 
 haps he had never read the service with more pathos and 
 correctness than on this occasion. 
 
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 b do not 
 
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 he maid. 
 
 ler them 
 hem go ! 
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 ihos and 
 
 .■■•J"-\l ■;■/■.' '■■/■' 
 
 CHAPTER XLIII. 
 
 ' ' It Bounds like stories from the land of spirits, 
 
 If any man obtain that which ho merits, 
 Or any mei it that which he obtaiua. 
 
 CoLBRrooB. 
 
 Kepe ye content awhile, so that your tongues ye holde, 
 Methinkes you shuld remembre, this is no place to scolde. 
 
 i-' Gammer Chirton' a Needle. 
 
 There was but one opinion in London as to Alice's beha- 
 viour. Some, indeed, said she had lit Windermere's cigar- 
 ette with the telegram announcing Jack's accident ; others 
 that she had telegraphed back to the effect that she could 
 not come, being better employed. Dark hints were even 
 thrown out that the accident was not quite so accidental 
 as might be supposed; although how Alice could have 
 been in league with Lord Coddleboys' skipper was not 
 explained. But the universal opinion was that she had 
 passed the bounds of tolerance. And, strangely enough, 
 all the anger against her was not mixed up with much 
 pity for Jack. 
 
 A man unlucky in his wife is never the object of strong 
 sympathy, save from those who are, or suspect they soon 
 may be, in a like strait ; and many people talked of the 
 poor fellow's fortnight's cruise in the English Channel in 
 much the same way as they might have spoken of a voy- 
 age to the Antipodes. 
 
 " Why did he leave her alone ? " they asked. And of- 
 ten they went on to speak of small establishments else- 
 where than in Norfch Street, of whole families of hidden 
 children, of Don Juanism infinite. 
 
 The weekly papers inserted mysterious articles, which 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 were delightful puzzles to their many readers, as keen for 
 scandal as terriers for rats : 
 
 "It is said — with what truth we know not — that a 
 certain noble lord, whose eccentricities are proverbial, is 
 much embarrassed by the discovery that his son, whose 
 sad death by accident on board a yacht we all deplore, 
 has left no less than three widows to bewail his loss, and, 
 Avhat is worse, to demand jointures at his lordship's 
 hands." 
 
 Then a week later : 
 
 " It is not true that poor Jack C had embraced 
 
 the doctrines of polygamy. Far from it ; we understand 
 that he was above vulgar prejudices of any kind, and was 
 
 never' ^married at all ! Lord W is horror-struck at 
 
 the matrimonial danger he has escaped." 
 
 In another of these journals there appeared the follow- 
 ing: 
 
 " So poor Jack Chillingham has gone over to the ma- 
 jority ! Well, he wasn't a bad fellow ; could take his li- 
 quor like a man, and, if he had a wonderful knack of 
 producing the king at 4cart4, de mortuis, &c." 
 
 Again : 
 
 " The American lady, whose beauty electrified us this 
 season, is so inconsolable at her sudden loss of a husband 
 that she has determined to take another one at once. 
 The favourites are a noble lord whose good looks and 
 great riches are well known, and a young viscoimt in the 
 Guards who was lately bereaved of his yacht. But nei- 
 ther of them likes the prospect." 
 
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 321 
 
 s keen for 
 
 •t — that a 
 v^erbial, is 
 3n, whose 
 il deplore, 
 loss, and, 
 lordship's 
 
 embraced 
 aderstand 
 I, and was 
 -struck at 
 
 le follow - 
 
 the ma- 
 
 ike his li- 
 
 knack of 
 
 d us this 
 
 husband 
 
 at once. 
 
 looks and 
 
 mt in the 
 
 But nei- 
 
 s^> 
 
 Alice at length yielded to the peremptory commands of 
 her doctor, and took a drive round Regent's Park, closely 
 veiled. But veils were no protection against the piercing 
 glance of McSquirter, of The Piccadilly Pioneer, who 
 happened to be taking a constitutional, and imbibing 
 ideas with the pure air there ; and in his next issue ap- 
 peared a crushing paragraph : 
 
 " A fair lady, about whom all London is talking, not in 
 her praise, appeared in public last Tuesday. It was cur- 
 ious to see with what a sudden blindness her quondam 
 >icquaintances were seized as she passed." 
 
 Of course Alice never knew of all this. Nor, poor 
 child, would she have cared much had she known. But 
 Badsworth was driven nearly mad by it all, and eyed the 
 collection of whips and canes in the corner of his room 
 with savage longing. His promise to Jack weighed upon 
 his spirits, and it was some time before he could muster 
 up sufficient resolution to fulfil it. 
 
 Meeting Windermere one afternoon at The Buccaneer 
 Club, however, he determined to get it off his conscience, 
 and asking the other to go with him into an empty ca rd- 
 room, which looked gloomily dissipated in the day-light, 
 he, as shortly and simply as possible, recounted what had 
 passed between Jack and himself in the cabin of the 
 Blunderhore. Windermere was half -amused, half-angry 
 at what he considered the other's impertinent meddling. 
 
 " Really, Badsworth," he said, " I cannot allow anyone 
 to interfere in my affairs." *^ 
 
 His haughty tone roused Badsworth at once. 
 
 " I scarcely see how you can take that line in this case. 
 I am to blame in not having spoken sooner to you in the 
 matter." . . 
 
 " You are to blame in speaking at all." 
 
 Badsworth made an effort to be calm. 
 
 *' My promise to poor ChilLingham " 
 
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 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 " Does not excuse anything. You had no business to 
 make such a promise." 
 
 " You will permit me to be the judge of that." 
 
 " It is no moment to me what folly you may commit, 
 unless it entails any impertinence to myself." 
 
 " Impertinence ! Lord Windermere, I advise you to 
 choose your words more carefully. I have a right to an 
 answer from you." 
 
 *' You have no right to speak one word to me of my pri- 
 vate affairs. As to this particular absurdity, if you had a 
 spark of knowledge of the world, you would be aware 
 of how inexcusable it is. A lady does me the honour to 
 like me ; we accidentally miss a train ; the world chooses 
 to put a harsh construction on it, which I admit is very 
 annoying to us both " 
 
 " Annoying I " 
 
 " Allow me to finish what I have to say. The world 
 is wrong, no doubt ; but the world's mouth is too large to 
 muzzle. We have to bear it. As to what you call my 
 'duty,' I can scarcely believe you are in your senses to 
 come to me with such transparent humbug. You thrust 
 yourself into an affair with which you have nothing to 
 do, and then you are astonished when I tell you are 
 impertinent." 
 
 " I am not going to have that said to me twice. 
 Lord Windermere," said Badsworth, his face white with 
 anger. 
 
 Now Windermere had just finished a very good luncheon, 
 and two or three large glasses of sherry make a very good 
 substitute for natural courage. 
 
 " Won't you ? Take care, my good friend, lest with 
 your talent for meddling in other people's concerns you 
 don't get kicked some fine day." 
 
 The calm sneer was perfect. Windermere was cele- 
 brated for his calm, aggravating sneers. He was much 
 the taller and the stronger man of the two, and rather 
 enjoyed the ^ixcitement of the (^[uarrei. 
 
 U .;! 
 

 A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 323 
 
 siness to 
 
 commit, 
 
 you to 
 ^ht to an 
 
 ' my pri- 
 on had a 
 )e aware 
 onour to 
 . chooses 
 t is very 
 
 le world 
 large ti> 
 call my 
 Senses to 
 •u thrust 
 ►thing to 
 you are 
 
 e twice, 
 lite with 
 
 mcheon, 
 3ry good 
 
 est witli 
 irns you 
 
 i&H cele- 
 as much 
 d rather 
 
 " Will you kick me, my lord ? " asked Badsworth, com- 
 ing close up to him and looking dangerous. 
 
 " It would be a great deal of trouble," said the other, 
 in ultra-languid tones. " But I suppose I should if neces- 
 sary. 
 
 " Take that, then, you infernal scoundrel ! " cried Bads- 
 worth, losing all self-control. 
 
 The " that " was a smart cut over the face with the 
 back of his hand, which Windermere was too late to ward 
 off. 
 
 The shock and the sherry combined made him a giant 
 in his righteous self-defence. A vulgar brawl in a club 
 was certainly distasteful, but when a man is angry the 
 ini.nediate use of his natural weapon is pleasant to him, 
 particularly if he be bigger than his antagonist. 
 
 One blow in the face, quickly followed by another ar- 
 tistically planted between the eyes, and Badsworth, trip- 
 ping against a footstool, came heavily to the ground, just 
 as three or four members, startled by the angry tones and 
 other sounds of combat, burst tumultuously into the room. 
 Badsworth rose quickly, but of course no further display 
 of pugilism was permitted. 
 
 " He struck me, gentlemen," said Windermere, looking 
 very cool, and quickly ari'anging his cuff, which had be- 
 come somewhat ruffled, " and I was obliged to knock him 
 down in self-defence. I am sorry such a scene should have 
 occurred here — very sorry — but it was no fault of mine." 
 
 " I struck him," said Badsworth, looking very dishevel- 
 led and unheroic, " because he is a scoundrel. ' 
 
 " You see ! " said Windermere, with a smile of lofty con- 
 tempt. " The matter must be placed in the hands of the 
 committee. Rainford, will you see about ciilling a meet- 
 ing. I^ of course, cannot attend, but shall be happy to 
 give you all information in my power ; and 1 daresay 
 Lord Badsworth will explain how it was that a dif- 
 ference he has with me concerning a lady — whose name 
 r at least nuist refuse to mention — has made him forget 
 
324 
 
 CHILDREN Of* i^ATlTRE. 
 
 ili,' 'i 
 
 the rules that hitherto have governed gentlemen, which 
 tjp to this moment I thought all the members of this club 
 were." 
 
 The Marquis was plainly master of the situation, and 
 the indignation against Badsworth was universal. Good 
 heavens ! People outside would say that The Buccanneer 
 Club was rowdy — that the members settled their differen- 
 ces by vulgar fisticuffs — an example must be made ! 
 
 A few days afterwards the committee met, and, acting 
 on Rule ^'^^III., which enabled them to return the subscrip- 
 tion and erase the name of any member who " behaved 
 in a manner immoral, untj3ntlemanlike, or prejudicial to 
 the interests of the club" — for the Buccaneers were very 
 strict except in money matters — decided that Badsworth 
 should be requested to withdraw from their innocent so- 
 ciety. . 
 
 But before this, Badsworth — confined to his room with 
 a black eye and swelled lip — had written to demand 
 Windermere's instant presence in Belgium, and the letter 
 was promptly laid before his commanding-ofiicer. This 
 offence, added to the disgrace of being expelled his club, 
 necessitated his withdrawal from his regiment, of which 
 he was foolish enough to be very fond. Thus ended his 
 first and last attempt to vindicate the laws of friendship, 
 honour, and morality ! 
 
 All right-minded persons will, no doubt, think he was 
 justly served. Nothing can of course excuse violence in 
 these days of frock-coats and chimney-pot hats ; and as 
 to that immoral institution, the duello, thank Heaven we 
 live in a land where there are judges, police, damages for 
 defamation, and above all, a sound and educated Public 
 Opinion ! 
 
 To crown all, Alice was very indigiiant with him for 
 having, as she said, humiliated her in such a manner. 
 " To think," she cried, looking very pretty in her widow's 
 weeds, "that you should suppose I could ever forget 
 Jack ! It was cruel of you. Lord Badsworth ! Your pro- 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 325 
 
 which 
 lis club 
 
 )n, and 
 Good 
 anneer 
 iflferen- 
 ! ! 
 
 acting 
 bscrip- 
 ehaved 
 icial to 
 •e very 
 sworth 
 ent so- 
 
 [n with 
 iemand 
 3 letter 
 This 
 is club, 
 which 
 led his 
 idship, 
 
 le was 
 3nce in 
 and as 
 ven we 
 ^es for 
 PubUe 
 
 dm for 
 lanner. 
 adow's 
 forget 
 or pro- 
 
 mise ! Oh, I cannot, I will not, believe that Jack ever 
 thought me so heartless, so wicked. But I forgive you." 
 
 ^ en, indeed, Badsworth began to see that there was 
 something in this life as we lead it that was past his 
 comprehension, as perhaps there was. 
 
 Be it remembered that he was young, and had not 
 wholly put aside the voice of enthusiasm, which, being a 
 blunder, is worse than a crime. Be it remembered that 
 to his innocently obtuse mind this splendid Public Opi- 
 nion, that we — who are wise — all love and revere so much, 
 was only the outcoming or effect of a variety of causes, 
 mostly mean and sordid ; that he had not yet accurately 
 gauged the extent to which moral obliquity is absolutely 
 necessary to worldly* eyesight ; that, in fact, ho was not 
 yet, what by the grace of society he might, perhaps, still 
 become, by careful observance of the most successful of 
 his fellows, a true humbug — we apologise — a thorough 
 "man of the world." He did not yet know, as we, the initia- 
 ted, know, that as poison is often used for medicinal pur- 
 poses, so falsehood is necessary to bring out the grand 
 truths of life ; that wisdom now is best rendered by 
 cunning ; that friendship means gratitude for services to 
 come. Let us hope that some day, when he has lived 
 down his present disgrace, he will, by fully recognising 
 these facts, be able to jog along pleasantly with the rest 
 of us, treading on no corns by reason of over-obtrusive 
 honesty ! 
 
 The only drawback to Windermere's triumph was that 
 the Duke of Cheshire, whom he rather reverenced as one 
 of the last of a race to whose grandeur even he could not 
 quite aspire, cut him dead whenever they met. " I have 
 never," he said to Flittery, " been so bothered about a 
 woman before." 
 
 " Poor old chap," muttered Mr. Flittery, twisting one 
 of his lordship's magnificent cigars about in his white 
 fingers, " it certainly has been uncommonly hard upon 
 
 you." 
 
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 326 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIV. 
 
 Tout est dit ! le bonheur s'est enfui pour toujours : 
 
 Et mon cceur vivra solitaire. 
 A tous les monuments mines de mes jours 
 
 J'ai cueilli la parifetaire. 
 
 HOUSSAYE. 
 
 " I don't understand what they all mean," said Lady 
 Meldrum. " Do they think that no one can throw stones 
 at them ? The idea of Lady Newmarket setting herself 
 up ! She of all people ! " 
 
 " You forget," said the Duke of Cheshire, rather sadly, 
 " you forget the Eleventh Commandment." 
 
 " No, I don't. Thou shalt not commit " 
 
 He interrupted her rather hastily. 
 
 " Thou shaft not be found out." 
 
 " Oh — ah — well, I daresay. I never heard it before. 
 I've so many things to do, you know, and I never had 
 much education. But, Duke, can we do nothing for this 
 poor child ? " 
 
 " I fear not. The fiat has gone forth. She is to be sent 
 irretrievably to Coventry." 
 
 " Coventry ! What a horrid place ! Where people 
 hang with grooms and porters on the bridge, and women 
 ride on hoi*seback without any clothes. It is the most 
 cruel thing. I'll ask her to my parties, at any rate." 
 
 " To be cut by everyone. Besides, she absolutely re- 
 fuses to go anywhere. No, my dear lady, we can do 
 nothing for her in that line. What I wanted you, with 
 your kind heart, to do is to find out how we can assist her 
 in other ways. She has no relatives in the world of her 
 own, and the Brocklesbys have, as you know, cast her 
 off." 
 
 " As if that mattered ! The Brocklesbys are " 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 327 
 
 >id Lady 
 )w stones 
 g herself 
 
 ler sadly, 
 
 b before, 
 jver had 
 ^ for this 
 
 o be sent 
 
 e people 
 i women 
 the most 
 Lte." 
 
 iitely re- 
 can do 
 ou, with 
 issist her 
 d of her 
 cast her 
 
 \ 
 
 n 
 
 "Yes; but you see it does matter. It means bread-and- 
 butter to her." 
 
 " You don't mean to say they would let her starve ? " 
 
 " Not quite, but very nearly. It isn't his fault; but he's 
 afraid of his wife." 
 
 Lady Meldrum thought of her lord, and was silent. 
 
 " And his wife has ordained, as far as I can make out, 
 that our little Alice is to go as near to starvation as possible. 
 She has been put by them, I suppose, in a wretched brick 
 house at Clapham," (His grace shuddered at the idea.) 
 " And I want you to arrange that she should move to 
 some nicer place which I would gladly give her. You see, 
 she's my relation." 
 
 " Duke, you're a gentleman ! " cried the old lady, im- 
 pulsively. " Of course I will arrange it. Do you know, 
 sometimes I wonder whether our code is quite just. There's 
 Alice Chillingham, so pretty that no man could help 
 making love to her — no man who was a man, at least — 
 even poor dear Meldrum made eyes at her, and I caught 
 him — it was splendid ! And then, on the other hand, 
 there is myself — look at me, I'm as good-looking as ever 
 I was — and that's not saying much. Tut, tut, man, don't 
 I see myself in the glass every . day ? What temptation 
 have I had compared to that lovely child ? To say nothing 
 of being as rich as I want to be, while she has had to 
 struggle to put gowns on her back. No, Duke, things 
 are not fairly arranged in this world, though you and I 
 have no cause to complain." 
 
 " I don't know," said the Duke, rather absently, and 
 forgetting to whom he " spoke. " Complaining depends 
 upon temperament. We all have cause enough. Look- 
 ing back on opportunities wasted — on umitigated lazi- 
 ness and selfishness — the retrospect is not a happy one. 
 But," he went on, rousing himself and half smiling at the 
 idea of moralising to Lady Meldrum — " but this has 
 nothing to do with the subject. Lady Brocklesby wishes 
 to keep Alice out of society, an outcast, at Clapham, all 
 
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 m 
 
 I 
 
 328 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 a 
 
 ?dy 
 she 
 
 y upon 
 
 her days — and moreover she wishes existence 
 struggle for her. "We must prevent' it. You ha^' 
 been good to her, and she would take from yc 
 would, I fancy, fling back in my face. May ^ 
 you?" 
 
 " That you may," said the old woman, with emphasis. 
 
 But it was of no avail. Alice accepted, with apparent 
 eagerness, the rdle marked out for her by her mother-in- 
 law ; and accompanied by her maid and Goggles, retired 
 to the dreary little house kindly taken for her by that 
 lady. 
 
 The awfully sudden bereavement she had sustained, 
 coming, as it did, at a moment when she had just put 
 aside her honour and been false to her plighted troth, had 
 utterly broken her down, and she had even listened 
 meekly to a joint lecture delivered to her by Emily Garter 
 and the pious Lady Clementina Greyswell. It was not 
 to pluck a brand from the burning that these ladies came ; 
 that was not the aim of their kindly religious principles ; 
 it was rather to convince the brand that it was destined 
 to be utterly destroyed. They left her proud of the des- 
 pair they believed they had filled her with ; and attributed 
 to their gloomy prophecies what was the effect of the 
 remorse consuming her. 
 
 Before the season was over, Windermere, having a latent 
 fear that the Duke of Cheshire and Lady Meldnim be- 
 tween them might yet compass his marriage with the 
 lady whose pretty ways had served to while away a season, 
 but whose position was not such as to make her worthy 
 to wear the celebrated Windermere diamonds, engaged 
 himself to a sweet girl of seventeen, just come out, the 
 third daughter of a ducal house which was noted for its 
 matrimonial successes — a house which seemed, indeed, to 
 have a vested interest in all the rich young men of 
 London, so naturally did it appropriate them when- 
 ever it sent a tender scion into the world. The young 
 woman had perhaps some school-room notions of a 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 329 
 
 a 
 
 ,?dy 
 
 d,t she 
 
 ij upon 
 
 Qphasis. 
 pparent 
 ther-in- 
 , retired 
 by that 
 
 stained, 
 ust put 
 oth, had 
 listened 
 J Garter 
 svas not 
 3scame ; 
 nciples ; 
 iestined 
 the des- 
 ributed 
 of the 
 
 a latent 
 um be- 
 ith the 
 
 season, 
 
 worthy 
 
 ngaged 
 
 out, the 
 
 for its 
 deed, to 
 men of 
 
 when- 
 i young 
 of a 
 
 love-match, and scarcely cared to be disposed of so 
 arbitrarily — 
 
 •, ^ But Strephon sighed so loud and strong > ;.., 
 
 ,y' "' He blew a settlement along ; 
 
 And bravely drove his rivals down i '; ■ ' * 
 
 With coach-and-six and house in town. 
 The bashful nymph no more withstands, 
 Because her dear pa])a commands. 
 
 And soon everything was as pleasantly arranged as could 
 be, and all the friends and acquaintances of each family, 
 and many who aspired to rank in that number, began to 
 seek for wedding-gifts which should make as much show 
 for as little cost as possible. 
 
 Poor little Jane Chillingham, who had cherished in her 
 heart of hearts a romantic admiration for the good-look- 
 ing lord, pined for a short time, and read a great deal of 
 poetry about broken hearts and lonely lives and solitude 
 and desolation, in the retirement of her bedroom ; and 
 Lady Brocklesby hinted darkly that she was not one of 
 those who would sacrifice her daughter on the altar of 
 mere worldly prosperity ; but a very magnificent ormolu 
 inkstand, which her ladyship obtained a bargain, figured 
 among the list of presents in Tltc Mornmg Post never- 
 theless. 
 
 In one of the most sad-looking and respectable of all 
 the sad-looking and respectable houses of Clapham* sat 
 our poor unworthy heroine, fallen from her high estate, 
 her name smirched, her happiness departed. Yet she still 
 ventured to be fair ; and might, perhaps, were it not for a 
 proud obstinacy which misfortune had strengthened, have 
 
 * We beg to say, in deprecation of Claphamite anger, that we are well 
 aware there are many charming residences there ; but near the railway there 
 are long stretches of two storied stucco houses which teem the very abomina- 
 tion of desolation. 
 
330 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 been happy yet. She knew well enough that Badsworth 
 needed but a sign to fly to her feet. She recognised now 
 his unselfish devotion, and she was grateful to him for it ; 
 but no consideration whatever would induce her to break 
 the oath she had sworn to herself over her husband's 
 corpse — nothing turn her from the life of repentance she 
 had vowed to lead. 
 
 Mrs. Wilkins enters hurriedly, eager, as all servants 
 are, to impart bad news. " Goggles seems odd, mum ; 
 took with a fit, I think." The little wretch of a dog who 
 had but one good quality — love for his mistress — opens 
 his glazing eye, attempts, but abortively, to give a wag of 
 his uncurling tail, and with a last effort licks Alice's 
 hand. Then there is a shiver, and he is gone to the happy 
 hunting-grounds, where he may have more success than 
 he had with the too fleet rabbits in this life of disappoint- 
 ment. 
 
 " And if you please, mum," says Mrs. Wilkins, after 
 paying a due compliment to the defunct, " I should like 
 to leave at my month. I couldn't bear this place any 
 longer, it is so dreadful lonesome, and not what I've been 
 accustomed to." 
 
 It is the last straw. Alice lays down her little head 
 and weeps. No Goggles, no Wilkins ! Everything that 
 reminded her of the past to go ! Trivial, childish, is it 
 not ? But, after all, life is made up to a great extent of 
 trivialities, and many of our most poignant griefs are 
 very childish. 
 
 Then, to feed the flames of her gi'ief, she extracts from 
 her desk a letter — read nearly every day — which was 
 found among Jack's papers. It was probably written in 
 one of his dark hours of jealousy, and had been accident- 
 ally kept. 
 
 • 
 
 " My love — for you are my love — I forgive you. God 
 knows whether things might have been otherwise — 
 whether I am to blame — it is too late to think of that 
 
A STORY OF MODERN LONDON. 
 
 331 
 
 Lsworth 
 ed now 
 L for it ; 
 break 
 sband's 
 ice she 
 
 ervants 
 
 mum ; 
 
 og who 
 
 —opens 
 
 wag of 
 
 Alice's 
 
 i happy 
 
 sss than 
 
 ,ppoint- 
 
 s, after 
 dd like 
 ,ce any 
 ve been 
 
 le head 
 ig that 
 ih, is it 
 :tent of 
 iefs are 
 
 its from 
 Lch was 
 itten in 
 3cident- 
 
 now. You will only get this letter when we shall meet 
 no more. Alice, it wasn't your fault — you tried to love 
 me — I know it. But it could not be. My heart is bro- 
 ken — but it is by Fate and not by you. Think some- 
 times, oh, my darling, of the happy days before you found 
 out that you did not love me. 'Think sometimes of our 
 happy talks about our future together. How little we 
 dreamed then that we could separate ! — that there was 
 no such thing as our future ! I have the past at least, 
 Alice. You cannot — he cannot — rob me now of the recol- 
 lection of that, lost though it is now. It was no pretence, 
 it was no delusion. You did love me — do not say you 
 did not — that when your eyes met mine they did not 
 speak the truth. Before such love as mine no lie could 
 live — the moment the change came, my heart knew it and 
 warned me. Think of me sometimes, Alice — the thought 
 of me can do you no harm ; for, as regards you, at least, 
 I have no blame to fear. Be good, dear ; try to think of 
 me as a friend who would fain still watch over you, and 
 do riot hurt me more than I can bear. You were made 
 for a far higher position than 1 could give you. You are 
 the loveliest woman on the earth. But be good, my love, 
 be good. Good-bye." 
 
 Incoherent, badly written, blotted — but it came from 
 the depths of a true man's heai-t. 
 
 And Alice, staining the paper with her tears, prayed 
 for that release which the grave face of the second-rate 
 physician who paid her so many visits dimly fore- 
 shadowed. 
 
 It is sad when the heart dies before the machine which 
 it animates is quite worn out. 
 
 God 
 rwise — 
 of that 
 
 So Lady Brock lesby got the settlement of the little 
 property in Hampshire for which her soul had longed, 
 
332 
 
 CHILDREN OF NATURE. 
 
 and Jack and Alice Chillingham were as thoroughly for- 
 gotten in " London Society " as we shall be, oh reader ! 
 when our grandchildren, dressed in the prevailing fash- 
 ion, pass over our mouldy graves to worship their Crea- 
 tor according to the lights of the day. 
 
 Ainsi tout change, ainsi tout passe : 
 Ainsi nous-m^mes nous passons. 
 Sans laisser, h^las ! plus de trace 
 Que cette barque oh nous glissons 
 Siir cette mer oh tout s'efface. 
 
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