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Les diagrammes suivants illustrent la methods. 1 2 3 1 2 3 ♦ 6 6 i i > War Sketches Hedl'^v V. Mackinnon ! I ■■■■^^.^r" WAR SKPrrCHES WAR SKETCHES RKMIXISCI-XCKS OF Tlli: BORR WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA 1S99-1900 m- HEDLKV V. MACKINNON LATK OK (J COMP.W^ 2n|> matt. UOVAI, can a MIAN KKOT \ 1 O ^ THE EXAMINER PUBUShlNQ COMPANY CMAIILOTTETOWN P F 1 1900 I Kiilcr«-(1 itctoriliiiu lo X.i ,,f ii,,. 11...1; . . , ,. yi-;ii- KuKr liy i ! II" H. \'. MACKINNON INTRODUCTION. jif ■ i- ■ I ANY books have already been written on the Boer war in South Africa and manv more vv.ll be sure to follow ; but, to Canadians, no descrip tion „f the war will appeal more stron^rlv than such reminiscent sketches as are contained in this booklet These pen pictures trive the best possible idea n\ the imi)ressions made on tlir minds of the men in the ranks, and faithfully portrav the life of the soldier, with its lij^hts and shadows, durintr a cam miSn m many respects uni.aralleled in the historv of (mr (Jreat Empire. Tlr. writer of the sketches has carefully kept vv.thm the ranjre of his own experience ; and what .1 thrlhnjr experienci. it was throuu-h which he in common with his comrades, passed, durin^r the year of service. They fouj^ht : they endured the fati«-ue of lonK dreary marches over barren veldt-acro.ss hujr, l<opje.s-throujrh mud pans and rivers ; they felt the panjrs of hun«-er and the indescribable horrors of thirst m a waterle.s.s land. They did it all .so bravelv so uniinchin,dy, that their Bri^^adier in wishin-^ them bon voya.^e in a tele,.ram to Col. Otter added '^ Tell the men 1 feel that any credit I mav have h I.N'l'l<(»I)i;<TIUN trained in this u.ir T shall owe Kiru-ely to the splendid way the Koyal Canadians served ine. " I bespeak for this booklet a uide readin-, and I leel sure, from my perusal of the sketches, in which scenes familiar to myself are described, that the i-eader will come away understandin^r somethin^r of the life of ••T(,mmy Atkins" actually enya^-ed hi a J-^reat campaio-n. The pen pictures are alike in- structive and entertaininjr. T. F. FI'LT.ERT(^N. I ! e splendid niX, ;uid I in which that the ethin<!f of f^ed in a alike in- RTON. B ON TREK. " Walk ! you beggars ! walk ! " ri?[X(; the last twelve months the })nvs wh,, went from this Island to serve in South Africa have passed throuj^rh-as the old sayin^r is -many and varied experiences. Commencino- at Belmont, where they learned what onti)ost dnty means, and endino- at Pretoria, when their work was crowned by success. there was crowded into this short space of time, days of sutferinn- and hardship such, that tho.se who have not experienced it could scarcely l)elieve possible. We have yone into action, on the now famous field of Paardel)erir, sinniny. whistlin,tr, and even doinjr the cake-walk, not throun-h bravery, but rather throusrh sheer i-norance of dan-.r. It was no uncommon thino- to see a man jret up and walk two or three hundred yards under fire to liu-ht a pipe or cijrarette. or toofather the water bottles from his chums and jr,. down to the river to fill them. We have jrone out at nio-ht to brino- in the dead and wounded, and in many cases have made poor fellows mcn-e comfortable in their last moments. Often nie,ssao-es for home and mother were spoken from lips fast becominjr silent, Closing eyes looked lovinylv on photofrraphs of a mother, sister or ..weetheart"^, "and hands lony u.sed to holdin- a rifle were clasi.e.l in prayer. ^ a ON TKEK We have forded rivers where men and horses were carried away by the rushin<»" swirl of waters, some to find safety further down, others to meet their death, if not nobly on the field, at least in the honest en- dCfivor to perform their duty. We have lived on one and a quarter biscuit per day—lived, but in a state of such weakness that 1 have seen two formerly strong" men restinjjf every few yards when carrying a forty pound box of biscuit. Our clothing- hung in rags. The legfs were cut ofi' our trousers to make patches for other parts. I^uttons were gone, and in many cases men were without coats at all. Night after nig^ht we .slept in six inches of mud. in the pouring rain, with absolutely no protection. A thunder storm was always welcomed, for the flashes of lightning- seemed to vary the monotony of the inky darkness, and the light was cheerful. Nor was this only for a night or two, but for weeks at a time. We never could get our clothing" or blankets dry between the rain storms, and the condition of the g-round made us feel so sick of life that an oft-heard expres- sion was. "Cheer up, boys, you'll soon be dead!" Of course at times we had our little fun. It was interesting' to walk among the Highland reg^iments and hear stories of former campaigns. When the rain was not too bad, and there was any wood to be had, we used to g-ather round the cook fires and singf songs of a more or less cheerful character. But the pleasure was so little and the sufl'eringf so g^i'eat, that nothing ■seemed to break the monotonv of misery. It was I )r.ses were i, some to iir death, onest en- scuit per is that ] J very few ►iscuit. e cut oti' Buttons 3ut coats mud. in tion. A e flashes the inky vas this ne. We between ground exj^res- It was jfiments he rain be had, r song-s leasure lothin^ It was DN TRKK 9 rather annoying to clean our rifles and find them half an hour afterwards knocked out o^ action by mud and water. Annoyin^r, too, when our one solitary biscuit accidentally fell into the mud and had to be scraped clean, thereby decreasing- its .size. But all these thing's could not compare with the horrors of that awful march from Jacobsdal to Bloem- tontem. The scenes of sufferin^r witnessed on that seeming-ly endless tramp are .so imprinted on the minds «.f everyone who took part in it that they will .stand out clearly when all else is forjrotten. The grreatest hardship of all was, of cour.se, scarcity of water. I have .seen men stumbling- alongr with heav- in,^ breasts and blood-shot eyes, oyer rock, sand and sagre brush, mile after mile, beg^gnng., praying., yes even cursingr for water. Poor fellows with "lips cracked and bleeding-, would hold the water bottles to their lips vainly endeavoringr to find a last drop in them. Some wiped with their hands the prespiration trom their foreheads and then rubbed the moisture <>n their parched lips. Others, pale ami weak from hungrer and thir.st-would rush to a dirty pool on the i-oad. and. pushing, aside the grreen slime and filth suck up a few drops of liquid poison. When any kind ot water was to be had we were joyful, and even thoug.h a rag- had to be put over the mouth of the water bottle to keep back the hundreds of little ani- mals we thanked God. In our worst times a mud puddle was always welcome, for a few handfuls put in a handkerchief and .squeezed would furnish, sufficient water to moisten the lips and throats of three or four 10 ON TREK I > I I men. No talking- was done on that inarch, for we needed all our spare wind, and besides, breathinp^ was painful enoug-h without making our throats more parched by unnecessary conversation. Blistered feet were plentiful ; veldt sores, those terrible ulcers, were common, and the way those boys from comfortable Canadian homes strug-gled along when every stej) must have been a hell is deserving of the g^reatest praise. In times such as those our officers would often pass down the Imes, usually with a word or two to cheer us up and help the weaker ones along". Only four more miles, boys," "Try to hang" on," "It won't be over two hours till we halt," etc. And the tired soldier would grasp his rifle more firmly, the poor fellow with soleless boots move with a quicker step, and the man almost crazy for water would straighten up, each with the look in his eyes that showed he would "stick it out" for that day's march at least. And when the long-looked for pond ""ime in sight, with what joy we hastened to the halting--place, piled arms, threw off our equipment, and hurried down to drink cup after cup of water, —.sometimes slimy, it is true, .sometimes dipping- it up from between the horses and mules that needed it as badly as we did, but still water. Then on returning to the lines we heard orders read: "Reveille at 2 a. m., blankets in waggrons at 2.30, breakfast at 3, march off at 3.30 a. m " The orderly men brought supper from the cook "house, blankets were spread, darkness beg-an to settle, and we lay down to sleep, — our day's work done. :h, for we ithinjT was *oats more iterert feet leers, were omfortable every step e j,'-reatest often pass I to cheer Only four ; wont be red soldier ellow with I the man each with "stick it ; in siiiht, lace, piled down to limy, it is the horses I, but still ird orders jrfTons at m.' The )l\ "house, !ttle, and 9 i THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS DINNER. •"Some men live to eat. others eat to live, but we did neither.' " WE were at Belmont, a half homesick and wholly discontented crowd, anxious to do somethin^^ more than ^rarrison duty and lon^injr for a move. Our idea-perhaps a somewhat mistaken one-was that we had come out to Africa to fight and not to spend our year m seeminq-ly useless outpost duty on the line of communication. This anxiety of ours to get into a hffht was a great source of amusement to the Imperial troops, but although they smiled at our wild talk they always gave the same piece of advice, "Dout hurt yourselves in looking for a scrap, for after you have been in one you won't like it so well." We di.scovered the truth of this statement later on. However, Christmas was drawing near and grad- ually from war our conversation flowed into the channel of what we were mi.ssing by not being at home. We knew of course that presents had been •sent to us, but as many other things had gone astray we did not anticipate very much from that source Our hopes were based chiefly on what the Army Serv- ice Corps would issue and our Colonel buy In fact our Captain had told us that there was to be a plum II' i • 12 TIIK KAMOIS CIIKISTMAS IMNNKH puddintj for each man, lots of chicken, etc., and more fruit than we could eat. The puddinjrs we knew were canned goods, probably partially dried, and would need steam inj^ to brinjf them to proper condition. In anticipation of this many of the boys made from old biscuit boxes a curious style of steamer. They bent the tin in a circle, nailed the edfi^es tog^ether, put a bottom on in the same way, and punched holes through it with their bay<mets. One tent, we knew, had no less than eleven of these utensils for sixteen men. It was truly a case of labor lost, for all the puddings they received might be served in an ordinary flower pot. The wished-for fruit arrived in due course but to those of us who were at the Quartermaster "s stores at the time it did not smell very fresh, to say the least, and when we shoved our fingers through the cases there was a sort of soft, mushy feeling that was not altogether satisfactory. But the fruit would be good, for had we not been told so, and there was plenty of it — but it did not arrive while we were there. Christmas Day came and each man woke in the morning with such a hungry look in his eyes that he was at once handed a piece of biscuit. We did not hang up our stockings the night before but one man had pinned a pair of trousers on the outside of the tent to dry, and found them minus the buttons -an ostrich had been on the warpath. For breakfast we had the usual bread and coffee, although we did not call them by those names. Bread f • , and more : knew were and would ondition. boys made steamer. s tog-ether, iched holes , vve knew, or sixteen or all the n ordinary rse but to Ts stores the least, the cases t was not I be good, plenty of ce in the i that he ! did not one man e of the ;tons - an id coffee, Bread THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS DINNKR ]Ji is kno^Ti as ' rooti, " tea or coffee as ' hot stuff ' any thick kind of food like porridg-e or boiled mealies is called 'burg-oo,' a thinner mixture such as soup goes by the name of 'skilly,' potatoes, of course, are •Murphys,' pre.served beef 'buUy,' and the making and eatingr of any food is ' having a drum-up. ' But this is by the way. For breakfast, then, we had rooti and hot stuff- not exactly what we mi^ht be eating at home where the breakfast hour is usually spent in cracking- nuts for the children,-but we were quite .satisfied with what there was, for had we not been told that there would be lots of everything nice for dinner. At nine o'clock the ration bug-le sounded and our orderly men went to the Q. M. stores to draw the luxuries. We even sent a few extra men to help with the loads and the rest of us lay in the tents anxiously awaitingr their return. In due time they appeared, but with a sad report. Nothing had been issued but the regular quantity of bread, beef and vegetables Strangle to say, this did not trouble us in the least for we had been told that the dinner on that day was to be a f^rand one. Ah ! Here was the explanation. A serg-eant pushed aside the tent door and jerked out his head moving- from side to side as if keeping- time to his words : "The Colonel as hordered that hall the men ave dinner hat the usual hour. Hextras will be hi.s.sued hat three ho'clock.- His head waggled some more and finally disappeared. Of course the ' hextran 14 TIIK FAMdl'S CHRISTMAS fUNNKR 1 '', would be hissued' for we had been told so, and knew we would not be deceived. Dinner was cooked at twelve o'clock but the cooks must have been greatly worried, or busy preparing; for the sumptuous repast that was to follow, for the stuff they sent into us was not fit for dogs. We left it in the pot untouched, as no one cared about pai*- boiled beef when in a few hours chickens and plum puddings would be common. The dinner was thrown out, the pot nicely cleaned with sand and water, and taken back to the cook-house, bright enough to re- ceive any chickens that ever laid eggs. About two o clock a call was heard " No. 1 Section turn out for your puddings, " " and everyone rushed to the door. In an instant twenty-six men were gathered round the spot whei^e, on a blanket lay packed in pretty tins, our puddings. It was a time we had long wished for and now right in front of us was the reality. Hut as we gazed on the big heap before us something seemed astray. We could not count the whole twenty- six. Then the corporal spoke. "You see boys, there is a pudding for each man but we are a few short — twenty-three short in fact — so number two tent with fourteen men will take two tins and out of them will give one-third of a pudding to number one. This makes an average of about eight men to each pudding, and the Colonel hopes you will enjoy them."' Were we worried ? not a bit for we had been told that there was lots of pudding and such being the case any more would not be good for us. We did not use i, and knew t the cooks preparin),^ ow, for the s. We left about par- and plum ^as thrown water, and igh to re- '. 1 Section rushed to e g-athered packed in e had loiifr he reality, something'- ie twenty- 3ys, there w short — tent with them will ne. This I pudding, been told r the case i not use I 4 •nil': KAMors christmas dinnkr ]-, the steamer previously made, but divided the '> plenty" into twelve parts and received our shares on spoons. Then mifi-ht have been seen an exhibition of true c.mrapre, for every man opened his mourh and actually swallowed plenty plum puddinjr, in fac; all he could eat. at one mouthful. xNo one thoufrht ot indifrestion ; the chan«-e to .such a rich diet never bothered an> person, but strange to say, after having all the plum pudding we could eat we did not experience that full teeling. One fellow in an ashamed sort of way mur- mured that he would not object to .some more, but he was a glutton and did not know when to stop eating. -Who is orderly man here?' The corporal was .speaking. -Gone out.' -Well anyone will d,>. 1 want a man from each tent to draw chickens • (Gen- eral chorus :" 111 go. • "You come Silver.- "Wait tilllwa.shmy hands.- '-You are a chump. I don t want you t(, draw the chickens in that way but just to draw them from stores. " Silver went-but never returned. Three oclock came, four, half-past four, and no chickens. Suddenly a faint voice was heard- -You fellows ! Will you give your rations of chicken to the man m hospital who has fever ? The other companies are domg so and we expect to have plenty to give him a feed. You know a fever patient does not eat much We looked at the big pile of chicken-two wings and a thread of meat--enough f<,r twelve men, and c<,n- ■sidered. Here we were with a splendid dinner before us and actually asked to give it awav when we had I 10 THK FAMolH CHRISTMAH DrV^KK eaten nothing all clay. Ah! Hadn't we? We were nearly forjrettinfr the puddinjj. But we looked ajjain at the two wind's etc., and thoujfht that all that, to be eaten by only twelve men, mijfht hurt us, so the verdict was in favor of the fever patient. When it had f^'one, the pflutton who wanted more pudding annoyed us still more by sayinj^ that he miy^ht have had a yood square meal for his pet tarantula if we ha«l not been so quick in giving the grub away. They told us that the sick man had a splendid feed —we doubt it. At five o'clock we were ordered to fall in and when the regiment formed up on parade the six barrels of beer were opened — all but Ave of them which were kept for future use. The company orderlies brought pots t'lnd each mess received its share. Then (mr senior major made a short speech in which he thanked the regiment for its good conduct up to the present time and said that in return for our excellent behaviour we were to receive a plentiful supply of fruit to make the day seem more like Christmas. In addition to this, if none of the men got drunk on the most generous share of English beer already issued we would be given an extra ration of rum — two brimming spoonfuls. Regiment was dismissed and we returned to our tents with the intention of doing our best to keep sober after drinking a whole pint of beer. On reaching our tents what should we find but the non-coms, dividing the issue of fruit into equal shares. We stared in wonder at the big basketful before us and almost TIIK KA.M(»rs niRISTMAS DINNKH r ' We were H)ked .'i^ain all that, to : us, so the . When it *e puddinjif fni^rht havt- ta if we had ivay. lendid feed n and when barrels of I were kept mjrht pots our senior lanked the •esent time behaviour it to make ion to this. : generous Id be |,^iven ?nfuls. ed to our keep sober iching- our s. dividinjT stared in id almost wished it had been kept in stores for a few days, for how could we manajre to do it justice after all the plum l)uddin«- and other luxuries which had jrone before ? However here it was. three black bananas, one oraufre. four plums, eleven K'rapes, and two maufrroves ;- and we had to eat it. Even the jrlutton had hard work to swallow the last of his two frrapes and such bein^r the case it is easy to ima^nne how the rest of us felt. We dreaded cramps and lay down in the tents to rest our overloaded .stomachs. It had been a si)Ien(li(l dinner, we were told so at least, but the beer must have made a jtckI many of the men drunk, for the rum was never i.ssued. PAARDEBERG. " The Canadians hastened the inevitable." |UCH has been said and written of this our first enjrag-ement, but as it comes home to the people of Canada more than any other fi^ht in which our rejriment took part, it may be classed as one of those events which are always new. At other times in the campaign we have endured for a .short time much greater hardships, but never were there four weeks of misery such as those from February 17th to March 15th, 1900. We had left Graspan on the morn- ing of Tuesday, Feby. 13th, and reached Klip Drift early the following Saturday. Fully expected to have a day's rest there, but about sundown orders came to pack up and be ready to move at a moment's notice. We started at seven in the evening and marched until ten, when a halt of an hour or so was called that the mules and oxen might be watered at the river. Dur- ing this hour we slept. Then it began again and we went along, mile after mile, hour after hour, not knowing where we were going or what was ahead of us. One misery we were spared on that march— the heat- but the night was fairly warm and we were in a very sandy part of the country, so that the dust bothered us almost as much as the sun would have done. We were short of water, for the supply at Klip Drift was PAARDKMKRO 1}> limited and many of the boys had found it impossible to fill their bottles ; but our captain-a man in every sense of the word-did everythin^r in his power to mak'e it easier for us. He, in some way, manajred to obtain about half a bucket of water ami served it out with his own hands-one cuj^ful for ten men-and the last person in the company to wet his lips was the captain himself. We were hun^rry too, but hun^rer is for^^otten in the lonj^injir for water. Towards morninjr j^runs were heard in advance and we quickened our pace, not knowing- what was poin^r on but wishinjr to jret there before the finish. As liRlit be«-an to break over the hills and we could see the road, numbers of scraps of me.on and citron riml were found .scattered alon^r our line of march where they had been thrown by the Kaffirs accompanyinjr our advance yuard. These were ea^rerly picked up sciaped, and eaten by our men, as they were both juicy and cool. The last few hours were terrible, but everything must have an end and shortly before six o'clock we halted in a grove near the bank of the Mod- der. Rations were at once issued-one and a quarter biscuit per man, tea was made-the ration of tea at that time being one twenty-fourth of an ounce and sugar one quarter ounce-and we tried to eat a morsel before going into action. It was useless, for before the tea was cool enough to sip we were given the usual ration of rum-one half gill-and ordered to fall in. We went first at the double to the slope of a rising ground on the top of which our guns were in position, 20 I'AARDKnKRO but after stayin^r there a short time were ordered back and proceeded to cross the river. At the point of crossing— Troop's Drift— the cur- rent was very swift and the water varied in depth from two to six feet. From our place on the bank we saw the Gordons wading- across, three or four of them C9r0^m»„A Omit; '■ AJfe-SU£.>y KIMBERLEY Z''^, R( ^TT TToo^ Qj/\COBiOa(, Pa«rdc Ber^ CMH«U» joining- arms and thus supporting- each other, but when our fellows started they carried ropes over and by a number pulling on each end we were enabled to cross in single file more easily than the others had done. Our haversacks, containing the fragment of biscuit supposed to represent a day's food, were tied around our necks, rifles slung as high as possible, and watches or other articles liable to be damaged by water were placed in the helmets. In this way we forded the im^ > ^- /■■^i»w^,%rt ■ /,■ PAARDEBERG 21 Modeler, and althoujrh many of our men were thrown off their feet by the rushinjr river none were lost. On reachin},^ the farther bank we had a good wash and filled our water bottles, after drinking as much as we could hold, and then formed up to begin our first fight. As one of the boys remarked, "We were up against the real thing then. ■' The general plan of attack is so well known that a description of it would only be a repetition of what everyone already understands. Enough to say that we were extended to ten paces and advanced. Our company was held in reserve during the greater part of the fight, but on this day, on account of the ground sloping towards the Boer position the casualty list among the reserves was larger than is usually the case. We had, of course, got wringing wet when crossing the river, but the sun came out about nine o'clock and in a few hours our clothing was almost dry. Then a most unusual thing happened. Our men, lying under fire, but not actually engaged, one by one fell asleep and enjoyed the best rest they had had for some days. While sleeping, a heavy thunder storm came on and in a few moments we were as wet as ever. As it was now late in the afternoon there was not enough sun to dry our clothes and consequently the same old, miserable feeling tackled us again. It was about this time that Father O'Leary walked along the lines, stopping to speak to each man, espec- ially the French Canadians, and doing his best to cheer them up. A plucky action on his part, but very foolish 22 PAARDKBKRO for he was making- a tarjret of himself and drawing fire on each man he spoke to. During all this time the usual quiet excitement of a fig-ht was keeping- up our interest. Every now and then a cry would come for stretcher-bearers, and by and by some poor fellow was carried past moaning^, often with blood trickling- down trom his wounds. One of our own boys, who has not come home, walked alongr the line, under fire, .i^^athered the water bottles from his chums, w( nt to the river and filled them, and then came back and deliberately carried each (me to its owner. And in our reg-iment dozens of brave deeds were performed, any one of which was worthy of the Victoria Cross had the proper report been sent in. It is a very strangre thing- that in the Royal Canadian Keg-iment, which did its part so well and received such praise, uot one man ever received the V. C. This was not because no one had earned it. but rather that the deeds of valor performed in our numerous engtig^- uients were never reported, and no effort was made to reward any of the boys for their heroism. About four or five o'clock on Sunday afternoon as we were beg-inning- to tire of the thing-, the Cornwalls were seen commgr up from the rear, and we found that they were to do a bayonet chargre. Before making- the final ru.sh they lay down with us for a few minutes' rest, and it was then that the mistake occurred which gave us such a name for bravery, but which was paid tor with the blood of many of our brave fellows. When the Cornwalls halted, preparatory to charg-ingr PAARDEBKRO 28 a and H Companies of their corp.. were ri^ht beside G and H of the Canadians, and when, in a minute or two the order was passed alonjr for G and H Com- panies to fix bayonets, we naturally understood it to refer to ourselves and acted according-ly. Almost in- stantly the bucrles sounded the charge and we started. When our other companies saw G and H rushinjr alon^, they fixed bayonets and did the same, so that the work which was intended to be done by the Corn- walls became a combined rush by both battalions. The charg-e failed. No men who ever lived could have made a success of it, but the jrrandeur of that wild rush must have ^aven the Boers a much hijrher opinion of British courajre. The Colonel of the Cornwalls, who ordered the charjre, and who held in his hand five pounds for the first man to reach the Boer trenches, fell at the first volley, when leading: his men, and was buried by them next day. This piece of work practically ended the davs fi^rht- injr but firing- was continued until lonjr after .sundown, when all our men who could be found, .rathered tog-ether to march back to where we were encamped for the night. When we had walked about a mile our junior major appeared, and, after giving us orders for the nijrht, asked for a volunteer search party togfoout for dead and wounded. In the whole cam" paigrn there is nothing- more creditable to Prince Edward Island than the fact that all the men who formed that party were from her shores. And it i^ u PAARDEBERO the more worthy of praise, as all our own wounded had previously been brouffht in. The scenes witnessed on that field where so manv heroes lay dyinjr, are beyond description. It was sad in the extreme, but amid the sadne.ss was a feelinjr of pride— that we were permitted to form part of an army which held such men in its ranks. One poor chap shot throufrh the throat told us that he was not badly hurt but dreaded lyin^r on the field all nifrht. His wound, he said, was not painful, but interfered mth his breathing. We g-ave him more clothinjr and promised to send a stretcher out for him. "No," was his answer, " Dont say that. So many have promised a stretcher and I have waited hours for it. Let it come as a surprise." We found him in the morniny—dead. For the remainder of that ni^rht we slept, in spite of the cold and huno-er. It had been found impossible to brinjr our wag-ons over the river and food and blankets were not ready for us. On an average five men tried to find shelter under one rubber sheet. Next day, Monday, we rested after burying- the dead, and in the evening- marched out to a rising- ground a few miles from the bivouac, where our Brigr- adier made a short address of cong-ratulation and thanked the battallion for its conduct on the previous day. Tuesday morningr we moved out to take our place in the cordon formed around the enemy. All day we lay on the field doings some fine shooting with almost no ■ ^•WSiHi " /, I»AARI)KBERG 25 danger to ourselves, and at sundown retired to the hills where we were to do outpost duty. Here we re- mained until about noon on Friday, starving-, shiverinjr with the cold, and wrinfriny wet all the time from the continuous rain. While on these hills some of our men mana^-ed to capture a nice heifer which was killed and eaten in double time, the meat beinjr put on to fry almost before it was cold. On Friday our company moved back near Troops Brift to a hill we afterwards named Starvation Kopje, and on it passed three more days of misery. Rain every nijrht, no firewood, wet clothin;,r and blankets, outpost duty and a two mile walk for water. From this position we had a splendid view of the .surrounding- country and could see all that was yoinjr on in the plain below us. Here we first saw a larj>e army, almo.st fifty thousand men, and could watch all their movements. The boys would sit for hours enjoy- injr the spectacle and observing the effect of the shrapnel and lyddite which poured unceasino-lv into the Boer trenches. Rut even this little excitement yrew monotonous and on the third day our only topic of conversation was about when we were likelv to ^o home. Poor boys ! None of them dreamed how soon some were jjroinjr home. On Monday afternoon we came down from the hill and marched up the river to the British trenches whither the rest of our battalion had preceeded us. I„ passinjr over the position first held bv Cronje we actually had to break ranks to avoid the" carcasses of i 26 PAARDEBERa mules, horses and bullocks with which the frround was almost covered. The stench was sick'eninfr ; so bad indeed that in our regiment the name Paardeberg was seldom heard. We used a more vulgar but certainly a more expressive word and called the place Stinkfontein. In the evening- tea was made and served on the bank of the river and when the nijrht jrrew sufficiently dark we moved in silence to the trenches and took up our posi- tion in readiness for the advance. Our orders were that we were to move out at 2 a. m. in two ranks, the front rank with fixed bayonets, fifteen paces in advance of the others, who were to sling their rifles and carry picks and shovels to assist the Royal Engineers in digging the new trench. Front rrnk of course to act as a guard in case of an attack. The new trench to be two hundred yards nearer the Boer position than we then were. We lay down in the trenches to get a few hours sleep and at two o'clock were awakened and got ready for the advance. Orders were passed along in a whisper and we started. We knew that the Boers were about six hundred yards away but never imagined that we were to get any nearer to them than the distance ordered. So when, the word to halt was passed along we lay down, thinking the worst was over and that we only had to keep quiet until the new trench was made. But in a very few moments, to the surprise of everyone, word came to advance again. On and on we moved, scarcely daring to think what the result might be but hoping that our leaders knew what they were doing. For the last minute or two the 4**^" - V>;'-^» I PAARDEBERO ?T nervous strain was intense. We knew how far our trench was from the Boers, and could judjre fairly well the distance we had come, so expected every second to be ris-ht on top of the enemy. This mijrht have happened, but one of our feUows kicked a tin can, probably there for that very purpase, and then came a •single shot from the Boer sentry, followed by a volley that almost took our breath away. The flashes from the rifles made a continuous blaze of lijrht rifrht in front and we could almost imajrine we felt the heat from them. Men dropped on all sides and in a few seconds the air was filled with cries and groans from the wounded. Those who were hit in that first volley and did not manage to get back almost at once were afterwards killed, for. being disabled, they could not throw up any protection for themselves. The rest of us, using our bayonets as picks, and canteen covers or hands for shovels, quickly dug small holes and piled the clay in front as a covering for our heads. The hardest part of the whole thing was to he there being shot at without returning the enemy's fire. The Boers knew we were .somewhere in front of them but could not tell exactly where and were firing at random. Conse^ quently had any one of our men discharged his rifle the flash from it would have betrayed our position and the probable result would have been that not a single man of F or G companies would have come out alive. Then the thought struck us that we were in a delicate position should morning break and show us to the enemy. But before this happened the fire gradually fii^ 28 PAARDKBKKd n slackened and we crawled back one at a time to the trench which had been built. However, another un- comfortable feeling- arose from this cause— that here were F, G and H Companies of the Canadians forty yards from five thousand Dutchmen and nearly six- hundred yards from any of our own men. Our only plan therefore was to scare the life out of the enemy and keep down their fire. This was done to perfection, for all the men g-athered in the trenches with rifles cocked and ready for anythiufr that mijrht turn up. We thoug-ht the Boers would be anxious to see what had occurred in the nigfht, and just as day was break- ing our suppositions were shown to be correct. One man, more ea/^er than his fellows, slowly raised his head over the trench. We just had time to observe the look of surpiise on his face and then there was not much face left to look at, for nearly all our fellows fired to^rether, and over a hundred rifles aimed at one small tar^ret less than fifty yards away made that Boer look surprised. In fact he lost his head entirely. From that time until the sun was up they were continually jumpinjr around their trenches wavino- white flajfs. but everyone who showed himself was shot. About seven o'clock the matter seemed settled, for a veldt-cornet of theirs came {rallopinfr over the field with a lar^re white flajr on a statt'. The Boers laid down their arms and came troopinjr out of the trenches; the ten days" fijrht at Paardeberjr Drift was over : the Canadians had hastened the inevitable : Majuba was avenged, for Cronje had surrendered. .-'^*'^ OUR DOCTOR. "Bless thee, Bully Doctor." WE was a F-enchman, with all the peculiar char- acteristics of his race ; short and slijrht, but well put tojrether ; a thorough athlete and quick as a steel trap. When he joined us first, his knowledjre of the Enjrlish lanf^uajre was somewhat hazy, but {gradu- ally improved as time passed. On the steamer from Quebec to Capetown we befran to discover that in the little doctor we had a bit of a curiosity, but not until we reached Belmont did we find out just what he was. The task of drillinfr the stretcher bearers fell to him as junior surjreon, and the way he handled them was somethinjT marvellous. In the forenoon we always manaired to jrather around, at a respectable distance of course, and watch the fun. No sio-n of a smile ever appeared on the faces of the onlookers, but when the show was over and the " little doctor " jrone, we {rave our feelings full play, and lau<rhed until we were sore. As a rule the men underjjfoing- the operation fell in before him properly. Then he would number them, and proceed to {jfive a few orders,—" Stretcher bears, move to the rifrht in file ! Form fours ! Left ! Go on ! Move ! Quick march ! Rijrht form ! Stop ! Halt ! ! Whoa ! ! ! Oh, Damn de Engrlish ! ! ! !"' .*_-*- r->* 30 orK DonoR r HLs usual method of treatinjr anyone who reporteff sick was-lookinjr at the sick report-" Jenkin«, Wen- kins. Henkins. Oh, 1 don't know, but come on anyhow, whatever your name is. Well, my boy, what is the matter?- " Cramps. Eh ? What! You will have cramps? Well T will jrive you three pills, you under- stand : you take one pill now. one piR at dinner time, one pill to-ni-ht. and the other in the morning-. You understand ? And if you not well next week come back a^-ain, eh ?" He was always (juick in his movements, and ex- pected every(me else to be the .same. Woe betide the man who was slow in answering- to his name when called from the sick report. Nothinjr was too bad for him. '-My boy, you think I am .sit here all day to wait for you ? Why you not come when I call, eh ? You ever come to me this way agrain. I will g-ive you some thmjrs that make you move more quick, eh ? You understand? Now. what is the matter ?" In the medicine panniers the pills always went by numbers instead of names, and his favorite seemed to be number nine. No matter whether the man for treatment was sufferingf from a touch of sunstroke or a blistered foot, it was all the same. On one occasion, when the victim was. by his own account, feelinjr pretty feveri.sh. the doctor called for number nine The orderly replied that there were no number nines in stock. Quick as a flash came the request, " Well then g-ive me a six and a three. • Talk about Yankees bein^r equal to any emerg-ency : with our doctor necessity was ■^'%.'«> (r • >rK DOCTOR 81 certainly the mother of invention, and he always rose to the occasion. While he was on duty at Klip River, the Sjrt. Major of the Royal Irish Rifles reported sick with a veldt sore on his hand. Lookinjr him over carefully, the doctor broke out : " My boy, you are Serjreant Major you have one sore hand, eh >. Well, my boy, you eat too much. I will «-ive you two ,)ill,s, eh ; you will take one pill every two hours, you understand ; the last one not .so soon "' Rut when a man was really sick no one could be more attentive than he. We all liked him. althoujrh bis manner was, to say the least, verv peculiar. In cases where his knowledjre of sury-ery was required, he always did his best and treated the different wounds or sores with all the tenderne.ss of a woman. One of our boys received a nasty cut, and the doctor was as attentive as thouyh the wounded man were his own brother. He came into our car on the armoured train one eveninjr with a pillow in his hand, and jroinjr over to the sick man asked : - Well, my boy, how your head is this evening- ?■• - Pretty .sore, doctor. • " Is it one jump, jump pain?- -No." -A pain that stands .still all the time?- ^Ye.s.- -And sore, .sore like blazes ? - - Yes. doctor. " •' Well, my boy. I will o-ive you one pillow for put under your head, eh ? You will put the pillow down and your head on the pillow you understand, eh ? .And the.se two little pills v<m will take, now one of them if your head is .sore, and the other one I will wrap in a piece of paper, eh. and it you will take in the ni^rht if your head is .s.re a<.-iin I . H2 OIK IMKTOK you understand?' The piece ..f paper in which the I'ill was vvrajjped was fully as lar«-e as a juistaire stamp. He was certainly peculiar, a thorou^-h Frenchman, but with a very soft heart, and. am<.n«- the few pleasin^r recollections „f a hard campaign, one fijrure will be remembered when most others are for^rotten —that of (mr little French Doctor. '^-ej^ ^i'^^i^ A INDIGESTION PILLS. "Now good digestion wait on cippetite. dnd health on both." mFIEY weie first heard of at Belmont, when some 1 of the boys received letters sayiny- that the IH'ople at home were sendinjr „ut a number of boxes containinfr puddinys. cake of all kinds, chocolates, cigarettes, and in fact lots of evervthiuo- o-enerally supposed to make Christmas what it ouj^ht to be, After that, in almost every letter we received there would be the expre.ssion: " ] hope the Christmas boxes reached you all rifrht," and we invariably answered that they had not exactly arrived but that we had heard they were on the \vay. Then one dav we were told that the cases were in Cape Town, and our officer had wired to have them forwarded at once to Belmont. Naturally that jrood news raised our hopes, and. as the day on which they should arrive drew near, a few of the boys always happened to be at the station. But they did not come, and we be^-an to ima<rine all sorts of thinirs. Perhaps they had u-one the wrony" road. An accident mi^rht have happened to the train. l>er- chance .some hospital men had commandeered them for the sick. Anythinjr mijjfht have occurred, and we jrrew pale and hafrjjfard-lookinjr from the terrible strain ; II -tr«L- r-s» :u I^fT)IOESTlON r'lr.LS on our nerves. But after a time the exh^e was worn off our suffering- and we were able to think of the mat- ter with a cahiier mind. In fact the non-arrival of the ^oods formed a common topic of conversation and we were never tired of <j^uessin<f what would be sent to each fellow. It fjfot to be a standinjjf joke in the com- pany for someone to remark, whenever a train was heard, "there come our Christmas boxes, boys, "but Christmas came and went and we enjoyed the presents in imajifination only. We lay on our backs in the tents thoroughly ajjpreciatinjr' the plentiful supply of imajjf- inary chocolates, raisins, and almond nuts with which we ended our spiritual banquet. It was a time when the xihilosophy of Christian Science would have been very comforting'', but none of us were well read in that subject and thus were not ible to properly enjoy the ima<ifinary viands. A ci<ifar with even a faintly percep- tible flavor, and any smoke at all, would have been relished more than the ones we had, and even army biscuit satisfied our appetites in a far g^reater de^a-ee than the visionary plum puddinys and cake could ever have done. It was a Barmecides feast all rijjfht. but only as rejL>"irds the first part. The second half was still to come and sometimes we re<rretted that imlike Schacabac we had no one to strike for causing the delay in furnishinir it. Time passed, and gradually we ijfrew to think less of our Christmas boxes until one day, after Paardeberj^-, word was received that they had been sent to Kimber- ley, and miyht come across to us by tran>p )rt. At ^mmii^74 INIJKJESTION PILLS .^- that .statre of the (fame we were in a state „f semi- »tarvati.,„ and had the presents reached us then thev would have been appreciated as perhaps nothing, was «-er appreciated before. But the, did not come and after a da, or two we became quite resi^^ned to our ate never expecting, to .see the cakes or puddings untd we started for home. A short time after this we marched into Bloeuifon- tern and very soon g^ot better food and far more of it than we had received since leavinjr Grn.s Pan While quartered at Bioemfontein our re^nraent .vent ■mt several times on reconnais,sance and when the -hsaster at Sannahs Post occurred we were hurried out t" reinforce or tr, to mend matters. It was a fast march and fair,, ,on,. ^^■, were not in ,„,k, condition or here had been rain nearl, ever, „i,,ht since we eached the town and our tents had not arrived A tew da,s later ue marched back to the city and there u-e few m G Company who will for,.et the surprise t^t awa.ted us. Our tents were all pitched and readv tor us to occupy, and the Christmas boxes had arrived fecarcel, had we piled arms and taken off our e.,u>pme„t when the order was heard G Companv fall ." for ,our Christmas presents.- And we fellin so <l".ckly that our non-coms, almost wished that there >vere presents to be is.sued at every parade. We fairlv ran to the Quartermasters stores and there la, three an,e boxe.s-T,,K boxes-containinjr the ^ood thin.,s that we had been thinkiu,. about for months >«r the New Brunswick b„,s there was a lar^e case 36 INDKJKS'TION IMI.LS Hi »l> i with a small box in it for each man. From Charlotte- town three boxes had been sent — one larj^^^e one from the ladies of the city with a present for each of us, the other two containinj^ private shifts. By chance, one plum pudding-,* which should have been in the larji^e box was packed in one of the others, and it is the only thinjif we ever received from the people at home. The principal box for the Island boys had jifone to G Co. of the Butt's. But although the puddings, etc. had failed to materialize we still had our private presents to fall back upon, and they were well worth receivin<r. Sev- eral of the boys g^ot larj^e fruit cakes, tins of milk, oysters, jam, salmon, etc. It was amusinj^- to hear the remarks as each name was called, and the man stepped forward to receive his box: "Is that frcmi her, Bobby?" ''Now remember your failiny. Shaky, and don't eat too much." "Come to dinner with me to-morrow, will you — and bring" a few doug^hnuts along-, " etc., etc. When the cases were empty and there was no chance of receiving any more, we hurried back to our tents and beg^an opening the different packagfes. "Oh ! what nice red and blue ribbon — and I need a bootlace." " Say. boys, homemade candy in a tin box — just what I wanted to hold my towel and soay) — have a piece." "Here, darling-, try this — well 111 be blowed. If there ain't some of Jack Joy's oysters. Open them quick. "' " You fellows just keep your hair ♦From Mrs. (Capt.) Bartlett. 'mim74 INDlOESTiON PILLS 87 on for a few minutes. First thin? vou know every- thmcr will be eaten and you will have nothing- for to- morrow. • "I say, old man, here is a package of Sweet Caporals for you-came in my box. " ' " G ive me a taste of that cake, Silver. " •' Boys, look here ; a whole bi.. truit cake-but there s citron in it; what a pity ^' " What s this? A tin of condensed milk-Oak brand That must be from the new factory at home. We'll try it in the tea this eveninfr.' " Pay attention. y(m fellows. Here is a box of ci^rars for the crowd, with the compliments of the barbers of Charlottetown. They will just ^ro two apiece. Pass them round. •" "Some one go for the tea, ifs ready. " - Whos orderlv man"'- "Ah ! here it comes. Dish it out plea.se. • Now. let us have a proper supper. Say ^race, Silver." "All rif^ht. Shut up fellows. Oh Lord, thanks awfully. Eat!"- Then we started, and for the next half hour every- one was too busy to talk. Scotch cake, fruit cake doughnuts, tarts, canned meats and fish, bon-bons and ra,sms vanished as if by magic, and it was not until one ot the boys looked up, and uttered along-drawn A-h-h-h ! that we understood how much we had eaten. Had the people at home onlv seen us then they would not only have considered themselves well repaid for their trouble, but would have wished -as we did-that they had sent more Our company was the only one in the regiment which received anything like this, and we found great pleasure in inviting members of other companies to oome and see what the little Provinces had sent to their li Mr ^ INDIGESTION PIM,S boys. Some of the others were well supplied with ^I'fferent articles of underclothinjr, had received plenty money from their own towns and been well treated m many ways, but when it came to a ffood biy- feed of the thinjrs they used to eat at home, the underclothes and money were all forjrotten and the one thought in their minds was "why didnt our people send some «Tub mstead of those blooming- socks. " We enjoyed watchinjr the hunjrrv look in their eyes as they walked up and down our lines, vainly wishin.r for an m^itation to come in and have a taste, and the enjoyment was increased by the knowledjre that while we had rao-g-ed clothes they had jrood (mes and would not ffive us any. The presents as a whole lasted for two davs, and after that, for about a week, we had at every meal a small piece of cake from some which had been held m reserve. Gradually, however, everythiufr disap- peared, and in a few days the only .sij^s of the pres- ents that remained were the boxes they had come in Hut every now and then at supper one of the boys with that hm^nnjr io„k in his eyes would remark : -'j; wi.sh we had some more of that fruit cake."" *!r ■»:-vi®iPf^-. OUR FRIENDS THE ENEMY. " His army is a ragged multitude Of hinds and peasants, rude and merciless." mnK Boer is a coward. No one who ha.s ever bee,, 1 in action ayain.st him can reasonably think- otherwise. In the mornin,r ,^hen he ,roes out to fi.-ht hus one prayer to Heaven is that he mav be shown how he can most treacherously murder our men With a bandolier, bible, and white fla«-. he takes his position amonj, the rocks, leavin^r his horse at the foot of the lull furthest from the British. A Dutchman can hide himself and find almost ab.solute protection, where a tSntish soldier would expose his whole body In person the Boer is-to use a common slan.- ex- I>re,s.sion-not much to look at. The men, althc.u.^h tanned by exposure, are usually of a fair complexion ^vith mouse-colored hair and watery blue eyes These eyes are a distino-uishin,. characteristic of the people <>rn.ore than any other race, they have the sneaky." treacherous expression always .seen on the face of 'a coward. In most cases he dre.sses in a suit of ...ey homespun, often just as useful as our khaki for aMv 'lenn,. himself invisible in the sunburned ,a-ass of the veldt. A lijrht slouch hat with a handkerchief wound round in the form of a pu^aree covers his head, and 40 OUR FRIEXDS TIIK KNK.AH' If! .11, iiil i in his les^s are g-enerally protected by leather le'i'jring's. Picture to yourself a filthy, ifrnorant-lookinj]^ fellow in a costume like this, wearinjr over his shoulder the in- evitable bandolier full of ammunition, in his hand a Mauser rifle and you will see the Boer as we saw him, a cowardly cur, belonj^in^ to a civilization of three hunc^r. \ rs ago, and a cancer on the face of the earth. As a fiij^hter the Dutchman most certainly is a suc- cess in his own way. He knows his country perfectly, is a g-ood ri''-r- ,]Aes not object to filth, eats any old thinjj. ana vr's ''■';>. s' when there is the least sifjfu of daufi^er. Th , ruL i.' -ay kind of warfare is, ''Injure the . neniy ?.' ■ iruoh o • ssible, with the least loss to yourself," anJ il pr.^, [i mv« the maxim certainly, but before it always piace.-^ another, older than the hills, to the effect that "he who fijfhts and runs away may live to fljifht another day. ' In practically all the enji^auements in which our rejjfiment took part, the firins»- was at long" ranj^e, sel- dom becomin}>- less than three or four hundred yards. Whenever our firinjif line g'ot to within any decent ran<re, the main body of Boers fled down the far side of the hills, mounted their horses, and rode oft' as quickly as possible to the next suitable position, leaving a few men ajjainst us to keep up a pretence of firinjif and cover the retreat of the others. In several cases our fellows, workin<r towards the position in the ordinary form of attack, rushed the kopjes with fixed bayo- nets, only to see on reachinj^ the top the main vm^«» 7. OUK FKIKXDS THK KN'K.MV 41 b-Kly „f Boer« a ,„i,e a.ay an,l still ,,„i„. s,„„e- left behmd, e,ther intentionally <,r by their horses ™nn,„,, away, but in most cases they entirely escaped us and our only satisfaction ,vas in hearin./fron, the natives, who saw the enemy in retreat, that they were carrying, away with them a certain number of killed and wounded. We have never had a decent chance at them w,th the bayonet, but have seen others catch hem^for .nstance, the famous charjre of the Gordons at Hout Nek. Here we heard the Hi,d,land cheer and »m,led kno^vinp that althou«h we were not lucky enough to be in it, the ,.allant Go,-d„„s .ere harin.". their reven,.e for Ma,rersfontein, To our straining ears came the shrieks and ,.roans of wounded ..nd dym,. Dutchmen, and we fairly huf,(,ed ourselves with dehjrht, each man picturing to hi,n.self the worried look "n h faces of the Boers as they saw the relentless tee, draw nearer and nearer. Our greatest hope was to engage them at close quarters, but the op,x, tunity never came, for every ti,ne we made a rush they ZZ J-'one, but we knew that in many cases other regm.el have got mto the.n, and while we regret our own j." fortune ,„ this respect, we rejoice th.t the ™rk wh.ch would have giy.n us so much satisfaction ": done, and well done, by others In the battle of Poplar firoye, as an mstance of l,o„. the Boers ,nanaged to get away, three or four ,ne„ -re left to handle a forty pound gun ,n„unted ol™ l.'rge kopje. com,nandi„g our lin, „f advance. The 42 OL'H FRIKNDH TMK KNKMV H '' til firing" from this gun delayed our column for four hours, during which time Kruger and Steyn who were present, were able to flee. In Roman history we read about Horatius and two companions holding the bridge against Lars Porsena and his army, but who can say that the few men who worked that gun on the big hill might not become just as famous were there a Macaulay to put in verse the story of their exploit ? In this particular case our brigade could not march past that kopje when the shells were dropping all around, and for all we knew it might have been a trap : but after a time another battalion of ours — the Shrop- shires I think,— worked round to the rear, climbed the hill, and captured the gun. But the damage had been done. The delay enabled the Boer army to get away, and for the remainder of the march into Bloemfontein we fought a continuous rear guard action. And thus it has been all along: cowardly, tricky and treacherous, the Boer is not worthy of the British soldier's steel. A disgrace to Christianity and modern civilization, he has put up a good fight simply because he knows the country perfectly, has at his command any number of natural fortresses, and is a good hand at retreating. There is no doubt but that, as the Boers have for years been preparing for this war. enonnovis quantities both of food and ammunition are buried throughout the country, and are being drawn upon from time to time, as occasion requires. But it cannot last forever, and in a very short time we may hope to see our army, under the Generalship -> 'in^ '^'^'mm (M •^'f Lord Kitchener, thorouo-hlv fitted -mrl • , ior the species of .nierill. u-.rf-n ''''''''"'' The extreme mobility of the enemv i ■ f i, .,,„,,. . -^ '^"'^ enemy is the cause of the ..PIMrent s„cc.»s „f his mov™,e„t,s, but >vith „e„ Wses .n„ p,ent.v „f the„, there is „„ ..aso Z ™. ...valr, could „.,t e„„a,i.e matter, and the fi„er he .cu,u „f the earth, the thorn in the si„e „f e1 ' l.'n,l. be settle,] once ami forever ■»^k3o. ir "SPASMS." "For spangled nighf does not always spread its shade for mortals." /JVN Ntn. Ye.-,i-, nijjht G Company was ,ktaile<l f,„- uTll , ! '■'™" '" "''"™'" «'•■"■"" ""<' -em up the hne shortly after five o'clock. The evening, was clear an,, cool, though not at all unco.n ftrtable and we anticipated a „uiet ni,*ts duty. At that t.me of the year the ,,r„„„d became very hot dunn,. the day, and towards ni,.ht sent up waves of heat throu,* which the stars seemed to waver to and fro. The ser<r.-,„t ,•„ ,, ' ,. ^"e sergfeant m charije of us-the same who shook his head so much on Christ- mas da.y-was of a very nervous disposition, and ..bout e,,,ht o'clock, as a particularly bri.^ht sta -meup, we noticed his eyes fixed very intently upon t- «oys, m a hoarse whisper, "the Boers are sendmg up fire balloons from Ma,.ersfontein. Lo„k !'' Ihat s a star, sergeant." eyesr'"' °°"'' '"" "™'' ' "'" "^''-'^ "-V o"" ^ The man from the permanent corps broke in. Perhaps one of the angels is smokiuff a ci,.arette or lighting a match on his hob-nailed boots ' Jm\--^y^mmi4 •«IMK.M»- u Show t . """"' "' "'"•""« "" ^' '-« '>»ll-«- billow them where it Is." The man went, an,l ,-etnrne<l with o„)er.s for the 3'! t„ .H np and watch that the bahoon die, burn an,- ,„«ulati„n ,.,r the wirele.,« tele..n,„h line. * * •St We were at Paardeberfr when Ladysmith wa^ eheved and were f.elin, pretty miserable. Su,: P he. were .short and the n,en were almost «tarvi„ , wa form"," '"■" '■"'" ""^ """™"- '-^ ''='«^""'" was formed up on parade. Naturally we thon^^ht that "ur v,ctory was to be celebrated in some a^.eeabl ~. Perha,. they were ,„in. to give u.s an eTtt b.scu,t perhaps only half of one ; but every man felt I that something, pleasant would happen. When tered 1 -.7 !^ composite regiment had en- tered I.adysm,th. ■ We were told not to cheer or make any demonstration- no one knew why-b^ th" ng What d„, we care about Ladysmith or Buller s cavalry when we were starving? Why didn^ r 1,'ive us something to eat' Th„ k .. , ^'^ a„,i «, ., ""^ battalion was dismissed and then the men gave vent to their nent „„ t , While »!,« , P°°t up feelings. While the people at home were wavin,. fl-„r« fl • each othe.. we cursed Ladysmith and the Boers, M'> SPASMS anatheinized the Army Service Corps for not furnish - injr more food, abused our officers, and went away to drink cup after cup of Modder River water with the enerj^y of despair. And that is how the Royal Cana- dians celei)rated the relief of Ladvsmith. * When the disaster at Sannah's Post occurred, our brififade was hurried out from Bloemf(mtein, but at Sprinjrfield, about ei^'^ht miles from the city, quite a number of the men fell out. Amonjjf these were three who had been out in that direction before without haviufjf any fij^htin','" to do, and not expectinjj^ any on this trip thouirht it quite an unnecessary march. These three came back to Sprinfjftield camp where some Life Guards were doinjjf some {garrison duty, and in order that they mijjht receive }J"ood treatment one of them pretended that he was suft'erin}.^ from a touch of sunstroke, and the other two that they were escortinjjf him back to Bloemfontein. The Guards made a nice bed of straw in the loft of a barn, loaned the three Canadians some of their blankets and greatcoats and shared supper with them. The night was passed very comfortably, and in the morning the supposed sick man bluffed the doctor and was ordered into hospital at Bloemfontein. All were to be sent in on a Red Cross wagon which was leaving Springfield at nine o'clock. When the Canadians saw the Kaffirs inspanning the mules they went down to the spring for the purpose of tilling their water bottles and forgot to coine back. By (I SPAH.MS" 47 the Hide of the stream was a nice yrove in which thev lay hidden and fr,„n whence they could watch tlie (iuards searching- the house and barn for them. After a time the wau-on started and when it was \vell out <.f sijrht the three made dinner. Rice had beLMi bou«-ht the day before, each man had lots of biscuit, tea and su^rar, and they had a fine meal. After dirin^r. s(,me- one suyjrested a bath, and as such thinj^rs were rare in tho.se days it was thoroujrhly enjoyed. They dre.ssed and rambled around amon^r the trees f<,r a few hours and towards eveniufr strolled back to Jiloemfontein. Reached camj) alxmt .seven o'clock but could not find a place to sleep as all their blankets had o-„„e „ut ,.u the tran.sport wajron with the battali ui. However, the town was still open, so with a .sovereiyn borrowed from one of the officers they went in. One of them had previously spent a ni-ht in the city, .so led the way at once to a private house wh. . e «-increr beer and cakes could be bouu-ht and a bed supplied if nece.s.sarv. They afterwards told that between the three thev" ate twn dozen cakes and drank nine bottles of beer." Candles and writing paper were furnished bv the lad- of the house and the three retired to a room in one" of the adjoining- buildino-.s. Each man sat up two and a half hours to keep watch -the time beinjr told bv the length ot candle consumed -and made the hours seem less lonff by writinjr letters. At five o'clock next moru- m^r they left the house and reached camp before reveille, perfectly satisfied with the knowledge that they had passed two days and ni«hts in as pleasant I 4g si»AK>rs and comfortable a manner as any of the army haci ever done. i i ll * * Towards the end of Aujrust, DeWet was hoverin>>' around the railway line in the vicinity of Klip River, and in consequence of this, we, on the armoured ti-ain. Were kept Ccmtinually on the move, patrollinjjf the line from Vereenij^injj to Elandsfontein. The <»-an"isons at the different stations were weak, and every nifjht we were sent to some place to assist in case of an attack. But on Friday, Auj^. 81st, General Chermside found it necessary to make an inspection of the line from Elandsfontein Junction to Pretoria, and it was our duty to escort him. We left Pretoria on the return journey Friday afternoon and reached Elandsfontein about 7 p. in. Orders were that our enjjcine was to be sent to Johannesburjif for repairs, so we were side- tracked for the niiifht and the eng-ine detached. As everyone expected, DeWet, knowinjr that we Were well out of the way for that niy^ht at least, held lip a train, and early next morninjif we were hurried down to the scene of action, — about four miles south of Klip River. Of course we were too late. The Roers had taken all the stuff they wanted, set fire to the train and hurried off to the hills on either side of the line. When we arrived the whole was a mass of Haraes but throujrh the smoke we saw that .several Carloads of food were still almost uninjured. Immed- iately after our train stopped most of our men were sent awav on observation duty to jruard afjainst an m»^ '^-^^^ A *■ spasms' 40 attack, and the remainder put on Fatijrue uorU on the burning- train. After haulino- off the cars all the stutr they could jret at, our men decided that some of it would be far safer if stowed away in our own cars and at once proceeded to dispose of it in this way. Here- upon a .sentry was placed over the yoods with orders that no unbroken cases were to be touched, but in the smoke it was almost impossible for the sentry to see what was beni-r done, even had he wished to do so. and thus the accidental fallinjr and consequent break- injr of a case was never noticed. In our car, which carried the rations, only one man had been left, and he was not of much account as a forajrer, but manay-ed to jrather in a little. Abcmt an hour after the fun be^an he came out to where we were on duty and made us almost wild by the stories he told of the jrreat quantities of jam, mutton chop.s, etc., which were bein<r acquired by the other cars. We abused him for not layino- in a supply for us, and his answer was that he was only one man, and could not be expected to do much, but that he had carried down a few tins of jam-four or five hundred-and two or three cases of mutton chops. This made us feel a little better, and when in a few hours we were re- called, and each man brouoht down about a hundred tins more we were quite satisfied. Our train pulled out shortly afterwards and for the next three weeks we remained on it doing- grarri.son duty at Klip River. From Sept. 1st Jam Saturdav- until we were well out to sea on our wav home, there 50 SPASMS 1^ was lots of jam. Every evening when the Johannes- burfr Exprsss came past our men were carryinjj out armfuls of it for the troops g-oinf*- down the line. At each meal a pile of tins were put on the floor of the car for g-eneral use and in a few days everythin{jf was covered with jam. The sides of the cars were so smeared that a loaf of bread fluno- against them would almost stick there. This state of affairs attracted flies and at times we almost regretted that the stuff had ever been brought in. Our feelings were well des- cribed by the immortal Peterson in the following lines: " Flies in the butter. Flies on the ham, Flies on Bobby Graham s face Walking in the jam, Flies buzzing round your ears And in your nose and eyes. But we're having such a jolly time We don't mind flies." But we were glad of it afterwards, for when we started down the line we carried with us several hundred tins, and succeeded in getting one lai-ge box on board the ship. Tins of it adorned our mess table, the envy of other companies, and while they were eating soggy bread without anything to make it more palatable, we spread on it the strawberry, gooseberry and apricot, and ble.ssed DeWet, the armoured train and Jam Saturday, .^^%?«l* (, FIVE MINUTES ON AN ARMOURED TRAIN. •' Brief life is here our portion." @UR train was not of the regulation pattern, but as a proper one was not available, it had been built by General Chermside to i)atrol his section of the line -from Kronstadt to Pretoria. It was com- posed of an armoured en<rine, officers' coach, jruards van, three low-sided box cars,-one for the pom-pom or Vickers-Maxim, the others each carryinjr two Ross-Maxims.— three roofie.ss box-cars for the rifle- men, a van for the tele<rraph corps of engineers, and a small flat-car with tank containinjr our emerjrency supply of water. The armour with which all the cars, excepting enj^ineers' and water tank, were pro- tected, consisted of heavy sheets of steel plate backed by six inches of oak,— perfect protection from bul- lets, but of course useless ajrainst shell tire. Throujrh this armour port holes were cut in the sides and ends of the box cars, and it was only by the entrance of a bullet throujrh these that a man could be hit, unless indeed, we happened to come under fire at the foot of a hill, where the Boers mijrht be able to drop their lead in the top of the car. The e.scort to the train was : five men and an officer for the machine <run, fourteen Ross Maxim. 52 FIVK .MINriTKS ON AN A K,M( ilUKI) TKAIN squad and officer for the (juick-firinjr jruns; and sixty men with officer, of the Royal Canadians, as riflemen. Our party was divided as follows : No. 1 Car, thir- teen men. one corporal, one serj>eant and one color- serjjfeant ; No. 2, twenty men. (me corporal, one ser^reant ; No. a. twenty-one men and one cor])orai. No. 1 Car carried the stores a-, well as men. and ir; it we lived, moved and had our heinj.r, from July 20th until September 25th. It was an ea.sy job-we used to say the snap of the whole war,— and while there the men refrained all the flesh they had lost on the march to Pretoria. In the evcninjr.s we u.sually gathered in the car to talk about the war, and what we would like to eat; and were a stranjrer to drop in suddenly he mijrht have found the conversation, if not very instructive, at least amusinir. •' Weary, let s challenjre them to a ^arne of whist." "All ri^rht. come on, you fellows." "Oh, no you dont. Go and <ret some marbles or .some easy, little y-ame. and we will play you. There is no use in beating- you all the time." "Chee.se it, for Heaven's sake! You know quite well we have Avon every frame this week." "You have won? Why, last nijrht our little man and I had six points before you <»-ot— " "Some son of a jrun has swiped my canteen. Which of you fellows took it? Dont all speak at (mce. If I catch the man who took it. Ill— " " I saw a canteen drop over the side just as we pulled out of Vereenijriny. What was yours like ? " 11 i! .■^"%w*i (. VIVK MIM'TKS (»N AN AH.MOURKl) TKAl.V 53 '■ Had two dents on the side and my name cut in the bottom. Some of you fellows lend me one for a few minutes." "Fweddy, jro on and make a little drop of tea. Sandy will jrive you .some sa.y-ar. "" " Make it yourself. " •■Til ^ro for the water if you make the tea: come on now, and 111 never forjret your kindness— not for a lonjr time anyway." " Pass the jam I "Hand me s(mie of that hot stuH'. Silver. i)lease. ' ''Ccmie and <jfet it yourself. I'm not working- to- day." *' Pass the jam I ! '" ''Well, let me pass then. You don't mind if 1 step on you. father, do you ? Gosh ! There jroes Silver's tea ! That's what little boys jret for not being- obliy-ing-. ' ' "Oh! There comes Trouble a^'-ain : every time we sit down he bejjfins wanderinfr round like a lost sheep. Why in—?" "Pass the jam! !! " "Say, someone, kindly hand our little boy some jam. Here, darlin<r, have a whole tin for yourself. Have two tins. Catch !"-^Bitn Splash! and another canteen of cort'ee runs over the floor. "Well, of all the clumsy brutes ever I saw you take the cake ! " "But supposing- Ruller does o-et to Lydenbury. he will lose half his men with fever and--" '^ J ^5^ 54 KIVK Ml.MTKS ON AN AR.MOI RKI) TRAIN "For {Toodness sake stop talkin{r war, and jrive us something- to eat. Heavens! My bread is ffone. Sandy, ^nve me to-morrow's rations, like a g-ood boy; oh, please do. and 111 never ask you ag-ain." Another man conies climbin<r into the car with: "Look out for me, Fm a coming- g-eneration. Did you fellows hear the news?" "Yes, we heard it longr ajro, what is it ?" "The Royal Irish say that Ladysmith is relieved." " Very likely, isn't it? Just about as true as the yarn those Northumberlands were frivinfr us at Vereenig-ing-— that Cronje had surrendered." "Well! anyway, DeWet is .surrounded below Rhe- noster. and can't escape." "Sandy, will you please count tho.se marks on the side of the car just over your head, and tell us how many times DeWet has been captured?" "But you knew her, didn't you? Thev lived on Pownal Street, between Grafton and Richmond. Her sister worked in—" "As u.sual. Talking about g-irls. " "Say, Fweddy, what is your idea of Heaven?" "Haven't g-ot any." "Oh ! Fweddy ! That is too bad. You should g-et an idea at once. No family should be without one. What's yours, Silver ? " " Eh ! Oh ! Mechanics Hall, — at the piano, and HER. ' ' "Well an.swered. my boy, but ju.st change the name of her, and you come about rigrht." FIVK MIMTKS OX AN AK.MOl RKI) TRAIN i);) **What would you jrive for a ^-ood feed of oysters now ? ' ' "Shut up! don't talk about oysters to me. My little man, please pass the pressed chicken, and if you have any lemon pie left — ah, none left: well then, another hard tack will do." "What's the latest about going- home. Gadg-et ? " "Nothing." "Come on, now, tell us the latest telegram." "I'll watch it. Last time I told you the news vou would not believe it and it came straight, too. I'll carefully watch telling you any more news." A loud shout from outside : ' ' Fweddy ! Fweddy ! Here is the Johannesburg express, and there are girls on it too. Hurry up!" A wild rush over the sides of the car ; the train pulls up, stops for a moment or two, and then steams off. The boys scatter over the veldt; some to play quoits: others to talk to the Royal Irish; the cars are deserted, and the excitement of the dav is over. ^i^-» OUR CHUMS-THE GORDONS. " Scots wha" hae wi' Wallace bled." TN the British army there are five re-iments u-hich 1 wear kilts, the Camerons. (Jordons, Seaforths Forty-Second or Royal Hio-hlanders, and the Arjryle and Sutherlands. Another corps, the Hiu-hland Liyht Infantry, wore the kilt at one time but lost it at Waterloo. ' There are different stories current in the army re-ardinn- this event, but no one seems to know the true reason. One story is that, beinjr in a tijrht corner, they dropped the kilts in order that they mijrht be freer to fijrht. But some say that it wa.s that thev mio-ht run away the more easily. This last is not .so likely to be true as the first, because the Highland Reo-iments are not as a rule trained to run away. However, the rhyme common in the army is : " The H. L. I., the crazy crew. They lost their kilts at Waterloo"" The Hi.irhland Brijrade, which was formerly com- tnanded by General Wauchope. but now by Hector MacDonald, is formed of the H. L. I., the Seaforths. Ar^ryle and Sutherlands, and the 42nd-the famous Black Watch. In the South African campaiy-n the .^^P4ii^ OUR Clir.MS— TIIK noKDONS ;>( Cameron Hifjfhlanders were attached to the 21.st Bri- j^-ade with the Sussex, Derbys and ('. 1. Vs., and the Gordons or "Gay Gordons,' as they are sar- castically called, were with us.* We saw them fii'st at Oranjjfe River when we wei"e buildinjr railroads. They marched from their camp to entrain for M odder Kiver. and as we stood and wzitched them \>o past with their lonjr. loose stride we thoujrht what tine-looking'' men they were and tried to imaj^ine how they would look in a fijjfht. After that we never met them ajruin until the IHth of February, when we were brijraded. and started from Graspan on the march to Bloemfontein. In line of column the reifiments form from rijjfht to left in order of seniority, so that our briy-ade marched and camped with the Shi'opshires on the rij^ht, then Corn walls, Gordons and cmrs. This fcn^maticm made us far more friendly with the "Jocks" than we might otherwise have become, but another reason for the stranjre friendship was that the Gordons have no sister refij^iment in the army. Of course they are the wives of the Scots Greys, but the Greys are a mounted corps, and were not in our division, so the (rordons were all alone. The fact that we were in the same state formed a bond between us and it is seldom that two bodies of men from different parts of the world become such true friends as the "Jocks" and " Canucks." *'rhis article only tak^.•^, into account liic- l)atlaliuii> with which we came in contact. .JH (ll'll CIllMS — rilK (i(HU>0.\S I On the march to Pannleberfj they were at first both anjjfry and anuised at the way wc acted. While actually on the road oiir fellows moved alon^r with such a lon<ji stride that the other re<ifiments found it very hard to Ut-e)) up. and. in fact, (m the morninjr oi the fourth day. instead of allowinj^- our battalion to set the pace. Smith- Dcn-rien called out : '"The Brigade will advance in line of column, the rioRDoN Hi(iiii,A.\i)i:!is directiny." And then they had tlieir revenjiv. for towards evening' when we were iifettiny pretty well used u]). what slKUiId we hear but the whole bunch of pii)ers startinjr the '" White Cockade." The step (piickened in time to the music, but if the (lordons thoujjht we were H'oinjjf to be left they were much mistaken, for our men went akm^" as thoujjh it were only the beyinnin}>- of the walk instead of the end. We finished in fine style and came in to the haltinjjf-place witliout a sij^n of fatiyue. althoutrh we were all feelinj.>- played out. Then to g"et square with the others who were just as tired as we were, our boys .started sinj>-in<»" and danc- ing while supper was beintj cooked. That settled the lousiness, for the Gordons thouoht that men who could march as we had done and seem so fji^ay afterwards were all rijrht and would make g^ood companions. Fi-om that time until the end of the job one could scarcely tell when in bivouac which was our rejjfi- ment and which the Gordons for they were always over talkinjif to us, and our men of course returned the calls. Thinj^s went on in this pleasant way until OIH (III MS— ■'UK (i(»RI)()NS after tht^ first day's (ij^ht at Paardeberfr, when their jrotKl ()i)ini()ii of lis was increased if jxissible by the way our boys acted under fire. The feeling- thev held for the '-Indians ■' is well sh')wn in a story told of a Cornwall and Gordon. In the fi<rht of February IHth, the Cornwalls were held in reserve until the middle of the afternoon while we were in the firin»- line all day, and the Cornwalls accounted for this by sayinjr that they were kept back in ca.se the Canadians miy-ht run away. "What?" was the (Gordon's answer. '• You keep the Canadians from running- away, why man it would take more than sixteen of your bloomin/jf lot to keep the Canadians from y-oinm- back a step. On our side as well as likinu- the (Jordons l)()th personally and as a battalion, we admired them. In an army like the British, where every man is a hero, it is ahnost foolish to say that any one rej,nment is braver than another but there are different styles of bravery. The ordinary British soldier will face death as calmly as thou;jfh he were >»'oin<»- to dinner, but the Gordons were always happy as well as calm and never kxst their heads. On one occasion when they made a bayonet charoe at Doom Ko]> the Dutchmen lay behind rocks waitinjr for them and calling- (mt all kinds of abuse. An officer of theirs tells that in the charge he saw a biy sergeaut finishing a man with a Ixiyonet and heard the Boers shout- ing to him "Come on, you gfi-eat big- woman, come (m, we wait for you."' And the .serg-eant answered. : (iO <»l K (111 .MS TIIK (i(»HlioXH "Hoot, mon I Dinna fear. Til be there a lot too soon for you. " He was shot throuirh the head a few seconds later. In rej,''ard to former campaijifns they have very little to say. Any one will tell you what sort of a country Ejrypt or India is. but when it comes to an account of any of their entjatifements they ;ire silent. They alway say that too much prai.se was jjfiven to them for the charijfe at Darjjfai, and state that the other battalions did all the hard tijji'htinjjf i>efore they took any ])art in it. But even a sim])le statement like this cannot V)e yot out of them easily. They are not boasters by any means and look u])on others as just as ^innl men as themselves. One evening"", on the march to Pretoria, after we had finished a fairly stiff enjj^aj^'e- inent in which the brunt of the work fell to the (Gordons, we were lyinjjf in bivouac when they came marchinjif back to take their place in column. They looked worn out. tired after the d.ay .s work, and were not in the best of spirits as they had lost a jrood many men. biit ju.st as the first of their line reached us our men burst into one loud, rinjrinjjf cheer. At first the "Kilties" did not seem to under- stand what it meant, but when they saw that it was they we were cheerinjr a remarkable chanj^e came over them. Rifles went up to the .slope, their step quickened, chests were thrown out and the battalion went past as if on review before the Queen. Then as the other re.sjfiments in our brifjfade noticed oni Clir.MS TIIK (KtltltOXS (H vvh;it was jr„injr „„ they took up the cheerin^r and wild "Hurrahs- ran down the line. It was as ^rreat an honor as could be paid to any corps— to be cheered by their own companions, and they well deserved it. One of them speakin^^ about it afterwards said that it was the happiest moment of his life and that if the Canadians only knew how much trood it had done they would always feel pleased with themselves. When we left them there were tears in many eyes and .sadness was felt on both .sides, but throujrh it all we were proud that it had been our privilej^e to march and fiyht beside such men. Expre.s.sions of rejrret were heard on all sides and more than once has one of them told us that he felt far worse at partinj^ from the Canadians than he did from his own folks at home. We felt the .same. As tijrhters they are perfect. As men the whole Firitish army should be proud of them and as friends n(me could be truer or more kind hearted. (~)ur battalion has been di.sbanded. and as a fij^ht- inir unit we will never more meet the Hi^rhhinders. They may forget us— I think nt)t -but one thin^^ sure is, that no man of the Royal Canadian Rejri- ment will ever fory-et or fail to admire-not the (iay, but the '>rand Gordons. * We've wandered mony a wearv fit Frae morninfr sun till dine ; But seas between us braid hae roard Sin' auld lan},>- syne. 11 HOW WE ANNIHILATED THE TURK. •'A perfect creature, nobly planned." p was at Wo.vehoek in the Oran^re River Colony I that we first saw the bird, and surelv ''never iM^hlea on this orb a more celestial vision. - We had just co„.e in iron. Heilbron, and were feelin.r quite happy after a severe enjra,.ement with a herd ot sprin,rbok which resulted in a complete victorv 1 heSouth Wales Borderers were doin^ .arrison dutv at Wolvehoelc. and in some manner best known to himself one of them had commandeered or otherwise acquu-ed a fine lar«-e turkey. At any time in the campai,rn turkeys were a rare sio-ht, but to our astonished eyes here appeared a regular beautv-for that ountry to produce -wei,.hino- at least twelve IKHinds. ,,, ""^' ^^'"'"^ '''' t'^ ^^^t possession of the fowl v that was the point that troubled us. and for a time •^) 'nnuls were concentrated on the all-important subject. As the affair turned out we need not have troubled ourselves about it, for the S. W. B's con- sidered a turkey supper far beyond their wildest dreams, and .such extrava^^ance could not be thou-^ht ot for a moment. Under the.se circum.stances the ••"'y thin.r for them to <lo u-as to dispose of the bird by auction ,„■ otherwise. S„ ,vheu we arrived they were Ixoldinj, an ar,.ume„t a.s t., the respectivj i|dva„ta«e» of .-,„ auction or hrttery. The latter ncthod wa. decided upon, and they i.nmediatelv »t,u-te<. .elhn. tici.et.s at .sixpence each-twentv-flve t.Jcets to be „„!<,. which wonhl ^.ive then, b;tter returns than a strai,.ht .sale. Our fellows, with a y recollection of „,„-ti„,e Christmas dinners, all hat hey d,d not decide to buy the whole t,ve„tv- hve, but before this could be done our little man had clo.sed with the owner of the turic an,l secured for ten or twelve shillings. It was borne in mp to the car and hun. .p on a pe. in one ■-nd, wlule the crowd sat round and o,,.„l open- '""uthed at such a vision. ' w.:\o"r"f "" •" """' "'*' "■ ^•"""■""- "■'-' v>as to be ,l,me, and we appointed three men a c,.mm,ttee of ways and n.eans. who were to treat '"' .•■'■;■"""' ""■"'■■'-' ^'" <"™» at any station where :::;7"' ^""' '"■• •' f«» "ours. ,.■„,. ,„.o .,avs ti, b huu, .,,teinthe end of our car, arnon, b es of b,.scu.t, bully.beef and .Maconochies rations uutU ,u .son,e ndu.ls came the fear that unle.ss we n foun a chance for cooldn,. it n,i,ht liKe riches, take to ,tselt wi„,,s. for at that tin.e of vear tl,; 2 "•- 'varraer than is absolutely neces'sarv for the preservafon of food. fJut jus, as though our . eral Knew what was passin, ,„. „,„.„;„,„,,, came tor us to nn>,-..M/i ♦ i"i- puK.vd to \il,„en.s Orift on the J' 1 .'t 1 6-4 now WK ANNIIIir-ATKl) TIIK TURK h } banks of the Vaal — the one place on the whole line which we would have chosen had such been our privi- lej^e. In Viljoen's was a military bake shop, in which worked some very decent fellows belonjjfing' to the 5th Northumberland. They, we knew, would consider it no trouble to roast the turkey for us, but would rather feel pleased with the thouj^ht that while they were livin<jf on beef, another part of the army could indulge in turkey. Suddenly in the midst of our rejoicinjr an awful thin},'" happened. Someone — it is better not to mention names — .suj,*"- •rested that it mififht be an improvement on the supper if the bird were drawn and dressed. Let a veil be drawn over the first part of the opera- tion. Our next consideration was what we were to use for dressinjif. Many su^jfjcestions were offered, but the mixture decided upon, and which any one of the boys can heartily recommend to persons desiriny a recipe for dressinfj, was as follows : — Two army biscuits, finely powdered with a pom-pom shell, one loaf of bread crumbled as well as possible with the hands (our bread was too fresh and turned out lumpy), one packet of mixed spice, half pound of breakfast bacon partially fried, as much lard or any old sort of <,'"rease you can raise, two tins of Mac- onochie rations No. 4, with meat extracted, salt, pepper, etc. to ta.ste. This must be well mixed in a bucket, moistened with one half pint of water and f(mr rations of rum, and used as soon as pos- sible. Our little man held the fowl between his •.iir^'t II' >W WK ANMim.ATKI. TlIK TIMK (jf, knees, the corporal inserted handfuls of the mixture and the strono- man-who has been used to artillery work-rammed home with the handle of a bavonet. The cavity was closed by punching, holes in each side with the marlinspike on our ammunition knives and sewin,r up with a strand of twine, taken from the su,rar ba,r. While this was .oin,. on, our commit- ee previously appointed had paid a visit t(, the '>ake shop and on returnin«- reported that cmr sup- positions were correct, the bakers bein<, quite wiUin.- o undertake the task. So, with an oat ba. wrapped ound him as a protection from the .sand storm then ra^nn,r. we carried all that remained of the once proud cobbler to the shop, and with u.anv instructions as to turnin. etc., handed him <n-er to the cooks, not without mis,nvin<.s as to his safety but hopm,. for the best. We were told to ccnne back at seven o'clock and take delivery of the bird The hours pas.sed .slowly. I cant remember ever spendin,. such a Ion,, evenin,.. and one woul.l have hou,.ht that .some of the men had lost their best trends. On most faces was that hungry look usually betokenino- a lon.nn,. for the indefinite. ()„e nr,u m particular .sat with open mouth and wide staring- eves, ^a.in^ at vacancy, till son.e person inserted •between his teeth a piece of biscuit. Then the laws came toirpfht.,. ,„;+i, .. , . expression on his face was like that of a pleasant dream, and dream true. But in i>ne who has been h: ■sudden 1 ivinj.i- y awakes to find the an instant the ex pression i;ii now \\K Awmii.A ii.() iiiK 11 i: cliaii<^"e(l : the bisouit (ln>])|»e(l on tlu' (ioor. :[\u] witli a >m(>theiv(l " Damn !" tin' poor soldier cliinbjd out ol tlu" oar and wt-iit to soothe tiis injured t\'elinL!> with a ciii';irette. I>nt no two lionrs can last forever, and >^"ra(hiallv the hands of tlie coriyoral s w.'tcli approaclied the appointed time We (."aUed upon all the hoys to foi'ui lip. and with a (piiids. firm stt.']) walked over to the oake snoi) Tl lere lav the turkev. on tlu COVi^'l" ol a diekshee. a lovely brown eolor and sendinii" out a p 'rtunie far njire i)L'asinn- tlian aiiy atlai' ol' looses could havi' been. The Color isloke raided aloft over his lu\ad the cover coidainnii;- our darlini^-, aud we formed in line. In front marched the i)and an accordeoii ])laved i)V — . next. ( 'oloi-> with tin.' i»ird. and then thirteen of us headi'd by tlu' c<ir])oral. The Dead .Nhirch is not allowed to l)e ])laved on serv- ice, and at anv rate we woidd lia\e found it too mourn ful foi" >uch a hap]iy occasion. !)ut we had the '■ CoiKpierinL;' Hero. ' ■■.Ma])le l^eaf. and " Ihatish I i i-enadiei"s, " In triuini)h we marched to the cai" and climlied over tin.' side. I>v mutual consent the ciirp(>i-al was chosen to do the carvinjj. and it was done in a manner onlv ac(piired bv loiii;" experience'. Then of course, our little man, as owner i»f the bird, was called upon to >erve it. It was an e.vcitiuL:' nioiu.-nt. for after evi.'ry one had receivei a sliare. w.' waited ai sirspeuse to heai" what name would follow the inevitable '" \nu oidv L:(»t .1 small share, iiaxe some more . ■„-i!f^*,> ""^^ ^^l-: AXMUM.ArK/. ■ I'liK rruK ^ '"' '»^"^-'«si,.n lor „,,,,.), . ui (lo not su])|)(,se th-if- if f I .ninut..s to ,at our ' '" ^'''''^' '"■^■'•O'. and not to l,e nrul '^^ ^■''-' " " -as,i.,.n tu-oi.,-. ,■ ' --•" -^ so each n.an the ,>an.,L ,: '^: "^^^ ^' "-'"• -^<^ '" this ..v ">vr to „ur litH. tlH- m,„„.v „,!» |,,-„,.|,,| .U,tv „ ' , Z '^ "'" "■•■ '■ '"-■•"' "•"■ ... , . ' "^^'^ '"■■'" n.st^ to n.:.k-.. •. ,> ^iK'x'ch in ,-(M,|v t,> , . ~ ^" ■""'''■ •' ^'i<"-t who after '""■ "tte^an^t^ oou,^, '■ ""^^' '^ ^^-^'^ "-arlv |,,,,tin,.. s spivad in tht <| ')laiil\\'t> cai-. pixF ajKl <.^rrt"(l tht also ontside anoth i^r Wf ^■■'••""Hl to a hard \\ l>v th OSf oor. av d ''ours tht own t( •'"'y sound to Iv I ' slt't-|). an '■"ow u-onid t ''-■ard \va> urn <i in a u'htni ( )nt r t^ w S, o\vr in hi some IV old man. if y SK't'l) \ou can snai- "■■'vni- another juece of th e it. I •tud remark. \\onld not mind t" oreast. pv 'Hi n P^ DID WE LIKE IT? "Everything is mere opinion." as an experience, Yes. As a year pleasantly spent, most emphatically. No ! There was not much to like about the trip and few of our men would care for the experience a seccmd time. None of us would willin^rly have missed it, but havinjr seen practically all there is to be .seen in a war we are «iuite content now to let others try it. We have fcujrht, marched, and starved ; have seen battle's- - lots of them-in .so far as one really in action can see .1 battle ; have performed the sad duty of buryinj." our comrades : have been witnesses of brilliant bayo- net charjres and have attempted the same thiny- ourselves. We know what it is to stay awake on outpost duty with nerves strained to the utmo.st ten- sion thnmo-h the " lonely watches of the ni«-ht ■ hstenino- to every sound no matter how faint and searching- the darkness for any sicrn of a treacherous foe. We have worn clothinjr in such a tattered state that it could not be said that we were dressed, but only pai-tially covered. The filth was abominable, and water to wash even our hands and faces was rarely seen on the march. :sr^^^ ^^. I>ID WK LIKK IT ? gjj Many of our men suffered from fever, few have escaped sickness in some form or other, and is it stranjre that we did not see much fun in this '? One experience we were denied, and happily so-we were never defeated in action, so cannot tell what it feels like. The o.mntry throuj,* which we marched was raon- "tonous. In the Oranfre River Colony the soil is dry and sandy with plenty of rock mixed amon^r it A ™nburned .rass intermin^.led with stunted Karroo bushes forms a coatin^r over the veldt, and kopjes, heaps of round iron-stones, piled one upon another as over Giants' ..raves,' ri.se abruptly from the but althou,.h we spent a g-ood part of our time in that country we saw nothino- but mealies and citron Of course around the farm-houses where there is any attempt at irri,.ation, we found small vegetable srardens, but none of any account. Wood is almost unknown, and all the houses are bmlt of mud or c„rru,.ated iron. The homesteads themselves nestle in the valley between two kopjes t.r»t the .stone walls forming, kralls for sheep or oxen' then the farmhouse, a square, one-storied buildin. usually of white-washed mud, with rou^h thatched root and at a short distance a number of Kaffir huts Over ,such a country as this we tramped for weeks' footsore and weary, bothered by flies, short of water' and hun,.ry. We suffered both from the direct rays ■>f the sun and the heat radiated from the earth (0 1 1 W K 11' aj.';tinst wliii-li latter protci-tioi). ()iii- t'l'c't otii" lii'lniets w i'i\' () Course riip Wfl-f blist ^"i-c froin rluniiuat fivd. limits stiff ai](( 111' ufiwht of ,,1 sin. and our -shoulders chaft l)V niucli pleasure in this a? "■ •'Miiipiiient. Theie was not in a little summer stroll at iionu' W'v Would also I lave greatly preferred a clean bed m Canada to some of ilu. spots on which we uir few short lion l"s of |-est. In t inr,' of war. ^pent sieei)- my acconmiodations ai' Usual plan was to i- very primitive, and tl around on tlu le ■>eai-i-|i of some htti space les- avinsj' found what wa,- yround m ii'n])y than the rest. cotisidei-ed a suita )ie we s])re;id our blankets an ■^pot middl .\ ay down I'ntil tht )V\\ we had '<>'" each man i-a.i,'yvd blaida-t and a ^1 while in 15! lari- oi a laibber one heet. -mall but oemlontein n the remaind Comfort. I'w ones were i.ssued. and for er ol th( .||>l> we enjoyed comparative tw Our company, with tli " in tents at Hloemlont e e.\ ceptioii of a nio-lit or s. were ue\er un in houses at S])rinn •lannary L'2nd until October 1; we had the oitportnnity of test oni. and about tw o wee • liffcrent kinds of der cover from t. f)urin<)- this time in«^- the (|ualities of sou 111 r I'li' ard to their abilitv t ii-nish conilort at ninht. and tl le unaniiiuui .f o s decision "iir iiu'ii IS that far the best. On a .li'ood bin- p ya-a.ssv rou )ne ot rctcks is bv nd which, by the wav. IS usnallv and the who! xinipy on,, is compelled to lie straight e weiiiht of <uie l)0( y C(unes on the ••sIlOllM.M-s .111(1 hip. iJut (. ■^i<iliriil iiaiidlirin- ,,1' t Itracticc. to work- t ♦^^•tM-v jiart tak.-s ii tlli^ way romlurt i> i " •' '"'Mvi'-. it is ..a,,v. I)v i>* nu-ks. only ai-(|iiir •I'lwii aiiioiiu- th, If lto(|\- <■<! iiy lonj.'- Ill so t hat "'\vii •^han- of il u- WfiLiiit. 1 1 '|"<I a suit, ">iii\'(|. and if th tl'lt-' stollf f L-'Tfatlv ill "I" a pillow 1 ori'ast'd !)v f sift'|)cr can It' roiiifoi-t i< planiin his an i'I>"ii it and thii- t " ill a hriit posit on '"■"•"in- a iv>t lor tl '^vfii this luaniur ,,r ;i-^ plt-asant as in a " "■ lu-ad. |5iiv p''iid,iin- a njuht is not (jiiite • HKi iH'd at X lloiilc !'!■ \va.- oiir 'I'litf trill' that a coininn- to him " I'lil t) h.tv! ar "■'h'ii Toiiiiii y .yi't,- it i- all that'. t roni) 11*' has niori' t 't' IS that lan rnou;j-h. Put t lu- dot not n-ft it nil (lav meat. IT '•••itioii consists of .Mtlu-r I w^yy ol'tiMi. T ''• l>iilly. or i tin M iiH'at (»r iCdiiochif rat ll)s fiv.l, ions with Diillv I 11). Vfyetal !>• nix-ad or 'h-'^ is issut.'d : | t wii f a ut'tdx ■uit. usually the latter .i^'iii laiin ditto. <>Z. C( )ti ee <'>^- suyar a IK addition to th I II' jam pt-i' day. I'i^'iit.v pepper and salt. "/. tea IS. ch twii eese or haeoii <■' a Week, tw "lay l)e dra.\vn f<|i''il to a piarter " -^<>H-(^s of either beiiiu- eoiisideivd pound IJiit it \va> meat. that ratioi "Illy uhij,. on tl \V(.' n-, ,t thi- ll' aniKuired tr; I in amount ol loo(| is wer At other 1 line •' y^-yy short aiis for I <'iii<l we had to tr y all sort? Willi )Urn- We n-ot on ^''t'pinn- up ,,„,. streii-ih. \Vh at e (, npfiil ^•om p,^r day, and found it "' ""'HI- <'f half erushed .\.> almost inii "'^itt^''- of fact I mvself I • ■>SSll)|f t O LOO I !a\'e L:(>lle to t le 72 DM) WK 1,1 KK IT : refuse pits and after (11<,''.i,'"iti^'' up sheepskins have piclted from them the little lumps of fat which had come away from the bodies durinjj the skinninjf process, and used that fat to fry tlie cakes made from the mealies. Often on the march we came across patches of citron, half ripe, and filled up on them. But they were .sickening" thinjrs, and we jjfrew to hate the sijjfht of the stuff even in fruit cakes. This food was not equal to what we mij^ht be ealinj,'" at home. Very few Chinese laundries accompany tlie British army, and consequently we found it ditlicult to keep clean. Often the boys who had any underclothes would take them off and wash them in a river or pool, only to find on returninjr to bivouac that we were j'l'ettinf,'' ready to move ajjain. Then the wet clothes were put on, and after a few hours' marcliiny through du.st became as dirty as ever. But in spite of all these discomforts there is a strong- attraction in the life of a soldier. Where can one meet a finer class of men than in the British army, or where find more excitement than in battle ? The very worst hai'dships only served to teach us how to appreciate comfort when we aj^ain found it. Many times throu<rhout the campaicfn did we wish ourselves back in Canada, but never was anyone sorry for havinfj come to Africa. We all knew that the experience was worth the hardship. Among our men now, however, the general opinion is that one campaign is enough for any ordinary <^^' '»ll' WK UKK IT ? 73 '"•I" : and that, althoujrh the fi.rhtin.r • •. • ^^tn-n,. within us. the next tim T ' " '''' Canada for F.rek.n s ^' ''""""" '^''^^'^'^ fied to t u '' ''' ^"•" ^^^ 'l"'te satis- ^-' to stam, w,th the ..nall lx,v on the street -rners and shout mth all our .ni.^ht : 0<»i. .Savk Thk Kin,,, ^^