Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2016 https://archive.org/details/sandymarriedOOcony I SANDY MARRIED BY THE SAME AUTHOR THE STRAYINGS OF SANDY THREE GIRLS AND A HERMIT TWO IMPOSTORS AND TINKER THE CONVERSION OF CONCREGAN AUNT JANE AND UNCLE JAMES LADY ELVERTON’s EMERALDS SOME HAPPENINGS OF GLENDALYNE THE BOY, SOME HORSES, AND A GIRL SALLY SANDY MARRIED BY DOROTHEA CONYERS METHUEN & GO. LTD. 36 ESSEX STREET W.G. LONDON -afc tT\ .$y? I '7/3 /VV.r/ Published in IQ13 SANDY MARRIED CHAPTER I Ha ! Oh ! my life ! If I were young again. — Merry Wives of Windsor. R EGINALD HANNYSIDE looked critically at the hand-rail of the rustic bridge he was walking* across, and directed that it should be renewed at once. “ With oak,” he said. “ wSee to it, Wilson. Send to Northlap for proper stuff. It was disgraceful ever to have put on this wretched wood.” Sandy Acland looked at the woods all round with a surprised air. The bough tops were green with promise of summer ; twigs and stout branches and sturdy trunks made tangling maze all round. “Send to Northlap” said Sandy. “Haven’t you got a hatchet, Wilson ? There’s enough wood here for a hundred rails, Reggie.” Hannyside pursed his lips. “ Alex.,” he said sharply “ green stuff which might last five years.” “ Well, there’ll be heaps more in five years, won’t there ? ” said Sandy equably. The big park stretched round them, tidy even in its vastness. Young trees grew inside their iron guards; the palings shone new-painted, white, and smooth. A herd of delicately coloured Jersey cows cropped the rich grass, graceful, black-muzzled things, each one with a recorded pedigree. Half a mile away a big house stood out, clear cut in the spring sunlight. A great pile of mellow brick, smoke pouring from a dozen chimneys ; a place which seemed to speak arrogantly of wealth. 2 SANDY MARRIED “Search me for peeling walls, for a speck of disrepair," it might have said. “ My owner must treat me as I expect to be treated. If one of my slates is loosened, half a dozen tradesmen must come to repair it ; when my face wants its annual painting, the bill for it represents a clerk's yearly income." The trim opulence of England was all round. The woods were no wild straggle of undergrowth ; laurels were pinned down and trimmed ; paths and rides were cleared and tidy. “ Heaps more," said Sandy again. “ Waste of money buying oak for one's grandchildren to put their hands on, eh ? ” Mr. Hannyside looked thoughtfully at his guest. “ Go to Northlap this afternoon, Wilson," he said drily, “ and order the rails." “ Better buy a hatchet,” said Sandy absently, as he peered down into the stream. “ You have changed, Alex.," said Hannyside slowly. Sandy hoped that he had. The river glided between its flat banks, in shades of translucent grey and green ; here and there little crinkles broke it, or silver flash of shallow. Long wisps of weed hung out, green and plumy ; there were a few brown deeps, where big trout might lurk. Sandy’s hands were across his eyes. Peering into the slowly moving water, he caught sight of a trout lurking between weed and rock, a fish of two pounds or more. “There!" said Sandy, “good fish! Full of ’em, I suppose," he looked up at the hatchery. “ Full of ’em," he said. “If Mikelo was here," he added, “he’d get that fellow by tickling him. Or," Sandy leant over further, “ he’d do a lot with a cross-line, when no one was look- ing." “ A cross-line," Hannyside groaned ; and the head man made respectful echo: “A cross-line. Here, on the Litchen ! Do you poach in Ireland, Alexander? " “ Do you think you’d get an Irish country fellow to take SANDY MARRIED 3 a fish out on a line and a fly if he could do it otherwise ?” grinned Sandy, pleasantly. “ If one winks at it, they don’t do it aggressively, that’s all. Brr ! ” he threw a stone at the trout. “ England’s terrible tidy — even the rivers are trimmed up.” Mr. Wilson, bailiff and steward, might have been heard to murmur from the depths of a crimson face, that “ ’E ’ad marked down that there trout for Mr. Hildebrand, and now he would move on.” “You have changed, Alexander,” said Hannyside. “ Sadly.” “ Lord, no ! — gaily ! ” said Sandy placidly. They walked through the shade of a beech wood, silver stems and lace of tender green, for the spring was just bidding good day to summer. Rides were cut, wide and even ; the undergrowth was trimmed and trained. Even the anemones, carpeting the ground with white and blue, looked as if they had been planted ; the wood ended on a stretch of grass close to white railings, running round the tall red brick house. Inside them rhododendrons flared, and azaleas blinked, and a wealth of spring flowers blazed under hot April sunshine. “ Changed, have I ? ” Sandy looked up quietly at his friend’s grey face. If he had changed, he was not marked by a fatal illness ; he was not old and white and bent. Ten years, the stride from middle fifties to middle sixties, is a large one. He had left Hannyside well-pre- served ; a little careful as to his choice of hair dyes ; but well set up, active, healthy. He met him again, and saw him an old man, close on seventy, with the same grim humour twinkling in his eyes and round his firmly cut mouth. “ A little odd,” people whispered now of Mr. Reginald Hannyside. “Fine place, ain’t it, Alexander? And — I don’t know who to leave it to. That is why I sent for you. Hey there ! ” he swung the gate back sharply, “ this gate is in a piteous state. 1 have not been down this way for two 4 SANDY MARRIED months. Only just back from abroad. Hey there ! Wilson ! ” “ They can give it a lick over in ten minutes/’ observed Sandy. “ Give me a pot and a brush, if you like, I’ll do it now.” “ Without, I presume, scraping or burning off the old paint,” said Ilannyside calmly. “ May I ask what your place is like, Alexander ? ” Sandy’s face grew bright. “ The best in the world,” he said. “ And everything gets done in time, too. Of course, there were twenty or thirty years to run after ; we’ve only caught bits of them ; but if you saw it, Reggie — and the old gardens, and the stables— they’re all new. And the horses — and Nora.” Northlap Priory boasted a veranda over its terrace. It was warm and sheltered there. Hannyside directed that tea should be brought out. He sat down heavily on a long cane chair, looking out at the trim Park. It was plain to see that he hated leaving his home. Then, recollecting hospitality, he offered Sandy a cocktail. “ Bless you — no thanks ! ” said Sandy. “ Sauces and liqueurs nearly did for me once. I live on whisky now.” Mr. Hannyside looked apologetically at his butler, who, with the assistance of two footmen, was solemnly endeavour- ing to lay a tea-table. “ Not altogether, y’ know,” said Sandy, catching the look. “ Though they tell me it preserves life,” Marston, having placed a chased silver tea set on a laced cloth, and arranged a seed cake and some bread- and-butter beside them, observed coldly that tea was served. Sandy took some black and chilly tea without enthusiasm ; with a sad look in his eyes he watched his host sipping hot bovril. “ Alexander,” said Hannyside, “ are you completely buried alive in that hopeless country? ” “ I’m completely happy there,” said Sandy. “ And we SANDY MARRIED 5 come to London twice a year. I come to wonder how I ever lived in town, and went to my office, and toddled to my club, and played Bridge vilely, and called it life.” “ But — do you mean to say you are content to stagnate,” barked Hannyside, “not to try to make more money — to get on ? ” “ Even a gold coffin can’t cheer a fellow up when he’s in it,” observed Sandy equably. “ I had made enough ; bless you ! I’m a millionaire at Castleknock. Alexander the Great will waste my substance serving the king ; and Nora already thinks of a stray Duke for Kathleen, my daughter. If you’d given up the arena ten years before you did, Reggie,” he paused. The old man’s face grew suddenly very old. Years of toil ; a few years of rest with a large fortune, but with broken health ; with a fell disease which could not be cured. He had Northlapf Priory ; he had his stud of racers ; but he had got them all too late. He sighed bitterly, peevishly ; and took up the evening paper. “ Gold Dreams are going up,” he said. “ I’ll sell mine at fours ; but I am nervous about Mammons — very nervous. I’ll ’phone to Naughton in the morning.” Sandy yawned, and wondered if he might have more bread-and-butter; he had cleared the plate of wafers. “ If I could have a little more,” he said pleasantly to Marston, who had arrived with cigarettes. “ Of course, if the butter’s out, or anything, the cake will do.” The outraged face of Mr. Marston was as ice and thunder adroitly blended. He sought for words to crush this red- headed guest who spoke of necessary things being “ out ” in households which he, Marston, accepted service in ; and could think of no revenge save that of directing an under- ling to cut three plates full of brown and white and home- made bread, and to cut them slowly. “Want anything?” said Hannyside, turning. “Oh, bread-and-butter. They ought to have brought toast or muffins. Toast, Marston.” 6 SANDY MARRIED “ H’m ! Tell Mrs. Peters toast is required also,” directed the offended butler, and then in a whisper, “ Nothing but potatoes, I hunderstands, at the other side of the Channel — bread a change.” “At six,” said Hannyside, “we’ll go to the stables. There is Red Fancy to see. And Delight ; and either of them might win a National. I’ve tried for twenty years,” he said excitedly. “ The Northlap stable must do it still. Must, I say ! The blue-and-silver hoop must come first at Aintree. I’ve never had luck with the horses, Alexander, never! Bed Post fell when he must have won. Ben Nevis broke down the day before the race ; and Cromartie began to cough just when he’d done a good preparation.” Reginald Hannyside’s face worked feverishly. His seat upon his hobby horse was now secure. He had tried to win a National for twenty years, and never seen his colours in front. “But that,” he said, “is not what I brought you from Ireland to talk of, Alexander. I am not sure what to do with the place and the horses.” Sandy gave up hopes of bread-and-butter, and fell to smoking. “ Who’s your nearest and least unpleasant relation ? ” he said shortly. Mr. Hannyside chuckled grimly. “ There are two,” he said. “ Both near — equally unpleasant. Hildebrand, son of my only sister ; Araminta, daughter of my only brother. Araminta — Hildebrand ” Hannyside grew exhausted, and took a lozenge from his pocket. “ Marry ’em,” suggested Sandy, petting an engaging Clumber spaniel. Reginald Hannyside grunted hopelessly. “ My sister Maud,” he said, “ married a Bethel angel, or something of that ilk. Hildebrand won’t go to ordinary church ; he does something with forks and bursts of original oratory. An organ is an appeal to Satan. He can’t do with our prayers. Araminta ” SANDY MARRIED 7 “Ara — minta — A — r — a ,” said Sandy to Bob, the Clumber. “ Funny name, Bobbie.” “ Araminta is a person with a mission in life. My family are not happy in their selections. My brother’s wife looked on widowhood as a kind of holiday, and took to politics and religion to console her.” “ But if both are religious,” said Sandy briskly, “then certainly marry ’em.” “Marry ’em.” Hannyside stamped his foot. “They’d have to be married in a graveyard. If Hildebrand is a Plymouth angel — I may have got it wrong ; Ara- minta ” “ Ar — a — mint — a,” crooned Sandy softly. “ Yes, Araminta is nearly a Catholic. Can you marry a person who thinks a church too ornamental to pray in, and a lady who goes to confession, and wears a cross, and fasts in Lent? But I’ll settle ’em, perhaps I’ll settle ’em.” He chuckled cunningly. “ I’ve made my will, Alex., though I have sent for you. I’ve made it, and I’m hanged if I know where it is.” “ Make another,” said Sandy absently. Mr. Hannyside shook his white head. It appeared he could never again compass so many legal complications in any will, and he liked complications. “ I made it,” he said vaguely, “but fact is, I’ve got no head, my boy. I had it with me in France. You know I’ve rented a villa near Paris for a few years ; and I had it in Scotland — and I must just write round and get it found.” “ Bread-and-butter, sir. Toast, sir,” said Marston, with impressive superiority, laying down three plates and a muffin dish. Sandy thanked him graciously. “ Forgotten tea now,” he said cheerily. “ Butter came all right since, I suppose. Here, Bob ! ” Mr. Marston breathed through his nose, as he remarked that in this establishment butter was never lacking. “ But locked up, p’r’aps,” said Sandy, sympathetically. 8 SANDY MARRIED “ Cook out. Sorry to have asked for it. Here, Bob, old boy.” Marston stood in Jove-like majesty as the footmen cleared the table. He was offended. He did not know where this guest could have come from. Mr. Hannyside got up. He looked enviously at Sandy’s easy jump from his low chair. He muttered something about fellows keeping young like that for a certain time. “ It’s young Blackbird,” said Sandy, “ Blackbird’s daughter. One has to be active with her. It’s that and the west winds and the hammers and nails.” There’s no oak for coffins in Ireland. We have to keep young, he was going to say, but bit back the foolish jest. The stables were half a mile away. They drove there in a luxurious motor, over an avenue through the Park. The training ground, with its stiff, bushed-up fences, was farther on. They were big and grim as the obstacles at Aintree, and it took a good horse to get over them. The failures and the future hopes were just getting their last feed. With a memory of Crimson Rambler, now deceased, tingling through him, Sandy Acland looked at the range of sumptuous boxes ; at the golden piles of wheaten straw under the horses ; the silvery hay which was being carefully carried in for them to eat. There was no “ Get over, Brownie — over with ye, ye schemer,” as Patsy flung bundles down through the square holes between stable and loft. “ Blinded that Crow does want to be,” Patsy would grumble, (< with his eye sot above on what’s failin’ to him.” Watson, the head man, observed the mysterious dignity necessary to his class. He listened with the condescension of a grown man to a child, as his master praised and criticized and questioned. Mr. Watson would, of course, strip Red Fancy, if his master wished it. “ But a nervous oss, sir, an’ not fed yet, sir.” Watson SANDY MARRIED 9 chinked silver in his pockets softly. “ Still, as you wish, sir, of course.” “ Remind you of the Downs, sir,” said a voice behind Sandy ; “ of Ramblers and otherwise, sir.” Acland turned to see Phillips, imperturbably valet-like ; unchanged by the passage of ten years, and grave as if he had never whipped a mule across the hills, or ridden Holy Robin in the wall country near Athgarvon. “ Phillips ! ” said Mr. Acland reprovingly. “ Walked down to see the horses, sir. All jumping horses, so was doubly interested, sir.” “ Your man,” said Hannyside, “ is a sportsman, I see.” Sandy observed, resignedly, that he feared Phillips was. Reginald Hannyside’s eyes grew bright with enthusiasm, bitter with futile regret, as he looked at his favourites. Year by year he had striven vainly, pinched himself before riches came to him, to have his representative in the National. Bought recklessly now that he could afford it, and still success eluded him. The “ little queerness ” which his physicians alluded to was wiped away as he peered at Delight and Red Fancy, at Hackler’s Boy, and Pop-Gun. Red Fancy had run well in last month’s National, finishing fifth, and had then been purchased. “ He’s the one to do it,” said Hannyside. “ Look at him, Sandy, he’s the model of a chaser. Look, man, look ! The handsomest horse in England. He only wants age.” As the blue rugs fell from the mirror-like coat, Red Fancy was revealed as a great, lathering chestnut, a little over-topped, a little heavy, to please Sandy’s eyes, in the shoulder ; but a magnificent horse, with great quarters and powerful hocks. “ He’ll do it. He must do it ! ” babbled his owner. “ There’s a horse, Alex., there’s a horse.” “ Remarkably fine animal, sir,” said Phillips gravely. “They must patch me up for it. I must see this fellow win. He fenced without a fault this year ; he’s only eight ; I’ve never had a horse like him — never ! ” IO SANDY MARRIED Watson stood smiling benignly. Here was something which the hunting gentleman from Ireland was not likely to see. A chaser in the pride of his career, trained and fed by Mr. Thomas Watson. “ Not much amiss there, sir,” said Watson condescend- ingly. Sandy’s views upon horses had changed since the days when he had made a complete circuit of the Crimson Rambler, and stopped aghast as he had observed the tube in that worthy animal’s throat. “ Nice horse,” said Sandy thoughtfully ; “ but ” “Yes, sir,” said Watson, with urbane condescension. “ Yes, sir ? ” “ He looks as if he might not go on through dirt,” said Sandy slowly. “ Over-topped a bit, and his hocks away from him.” “ Might fail in the heavy going round Currie,” observed Phillips. “ Would not mind a mount there all the time, sir.” “ Phillips ! ” said Sandy sharply. “ Certainly, sir,” replied Phillips, lapsing into silence. “Sheet that ’oss,” said Watson in pitying tones. “ Sheet him, Joe. When the eye, sir, gets used to the cocktailed ’unter, it is difficult to judge thoroughbreds, sir,” he said, kindly, as one who wished to be civil to his master’s guest. “ That, sir, is the best-looking chaser in England, sir. Blood, bone, stamina ; faults, sir, are himpossible to find ; but, of course, as I say, when the heye gits used to the cocktailed . . .” “ All long tails at Castleknock,” murmured Phillips. “ Missus most particular as to tails, Mr. Watson — most. Several boys killed pulling them tails, in fact — several.” “ Phillips ! ” called Sandy again. “ Well, one was, sir,” said Phillips. “ Mikey Donoghan, sir.” “ Killed,” said Hannyside. “ Killed — my God ! ” “ Quite unconscious for an hour, sir,” said Phillips. SANDY MARRIED 1 1 “ Never — er — blasphemed once, until he recovered, so must have been. Took us ten minutes to tie up his bruise, and most ungracious, sir; threatened to use force with the injured limb when his head ceased swimming, sir, because the bandages were too tight. Two of Mary’s dusters and a roller towel made most secure, sir.” “ But then — he was not dead,” said Hannyside, blinking at the valet. “ Impossible to kill an Irish boy outright, sir,” said Phillips consolingly. “ The worst of it was, it made Lady Locket self-willed about her tail, sir, for all that season.” “ Phillips ! ” said Sandy again. “ This is Delight,” said Mr. Watson, with polite reminder. Delight was represented by a big, Roman-nosed head and four doubtful legs. If they could be kept right, he might yet earn brackets; but the “if” was a large one. A nervous, irritable horse ; he lashed out as they came in, squealing peevishly. The chasers of lesser repute were to be looked at next day. They passed on to Pop-Gun, a descendant of Carbines, a powerful brown, a little on the plain side, with legs of iron and perfect shoulders. A long, low horse, but no favourite of Watson’s. “A pig to eat and a pig to get to gallop,” said Watson, discontentedly. “ But as you can’t throw him down, Mr. Hannyside trains him on. We bred this one, sir.” “ I like him,” said Sandy, looking in, “ much better than Red Fancy.” “You would, sir?” said Watson, blandly. “You- — would, sir?” The bland contempt in Watson’s voice was unmistak- able. He slid some more riches through his fingers, and coughed politely. “ Sheet him, Edward,” he said royally. “ You think they look well, sir? Horses in Ireland, I am told, very rough, 12 SANDY MARRIED though fit to go ; but, of course, with bog peat bedding Hand black oats, you labour under a difficulty, ’Oss came ’ere once from Ireland — took us three days washin’ ’im to clean ’im.” “ It was a jarvey horse,” said Hannyside apologetically. “ One I bought at the show for a trapper.” Here Phillips, thoughtfully inspecting an empty ear of wheat, asked, with extreme politeness, what bog peat bedding was. “ Only seeing hunters,” said Mr. Phillips, with childlike curiosity, “ which is bedded on straw, I should like to know.” “ Bog peat beddin’,” Mr. Watson said frostily, “ is all they have in Ireland ; the boy who brought that there jarvey horse told me so ; and ‘ yallowmal,’ which I imagines is maize.” “ Potatoes,” Phillips suggested, “ is also used, Mr. Watson ; likewise bacon rinds and egg-shells; very clearing, the latter to soup, so, no doubt, to wind — and ” Sandy went hurriedly after his friend, who was going on to the boxes of the failures, kept luxuriously in their decline. He left Phillips and Watson to thrash out the merits of feeding stuffs as used in Ireland and England, and he felt sure that Watson would learn of several curious condiments before night. Here was old Ben Nevis, hobbling a little, but fat and blooming ; Kathleen, a matron now, with a long-legged foal beside her ; old Rouge Royal and Cromartie. The horses had a big paddock to range in by day ; their days of trial and stress were over. “ They did their best for me ” — old Hannyside patted Ben Nevis’s tan nose, so I keep them. They’ll be kept until they can’t eat well, and then they’ll die easily. But I’ll go first, Alexander — I must go first.” Biting his thin fingers — a sudden futile blaze of wrath in his eyes. Money, science, wishing, could not keep him among his beloved horses. He was here with the rustle of straw in his ears ; with his stud all round him ; with the SANDY MARRIED 13 new hope of his career, and there had been several, fit and well in the same box, and he must leave the horses ; there was no hope. “ But I’ll see Red Fancy win,” he muttered. “ I must see , that. I must see that ; the blue-and-silver shall be first yet. And if not in my time — after it — after it. I won’t give up, Alex., I won’t give it up.”; Sandy smoked in silence. He felt that it would be cruel to ask how a dead man meant to go on racing ; then suddenly he saw light. “ Heaps of life in you yet,” he said gently and kindly. “You mean you’re going to have the stable carried on, Reggie.” “ If I don’t win before I go,” Hannyside muttered. “Yes; carried on. Wait — wait until you see ’em, Alex- ander ; the heirs that must come after me — one or the other — Lord ! ” “Decided yet?” Sandy inquired. “Will really fixes it?” The look of childish cunning, so often visible in old eyes, came into Reginald Hannyside’s. He said, with a low chuckle, that they would see — they would see. “ And you’re executor,” he added, “and trustee, and everything. That’s what I sent for you about — to ask you not to refuse.” He stopped to pant ; they were walking back. “ There’s a third one,” he said, “ a little cousin, Alexander ; but not a niece or a nephew. Now if I could leave it to her — if I could — I must find my will, Alexander, and show it you. It’s a puzzler, my will — and there’s a codicil for you, because I don’t trust Araminta.” “A — r — a — mint— a, a,” sang Sandy to himself. “Or Hildebrand,” said Hannyside. Phillips overtook them and walked respectfully in the background, until Hannyside called him up. “ You are fond of horses ? ” he said. “ From the days of the Crimson Rambler, sir,” said Phillips, “and Holy Robin, I have adored them. Mr. 14 SANDY MARRIED Acland, sir, won a race on the Crimson Rambler, sir ; like- wise on Holy Robin. Doubly, sir, same day.” “ You were better at riding on a bus when I knew you,” said Hannyside to Sandy. “ Horses does look wonderful well in England,” went on Phillips. “ Very superior gentleman, Mr. Watson.” A Hannyside eyed Phillips suspiciously. “ Would like to show him the other side of the Channel, sir,” said Phillips kindly. “ He was quite interested in our stable methods, sir.” “Phillips,” said Sandy, “get on and get my things ready.” “ Certainly, sir,” said Phillips cheerfully. “ Since that man,” said Sandy, “ came with me to Cahervalley, and married Bridget, he has been impossible. He hunts three days a week now — buys his own horses, and keeps them.” “ Good gracious ! — your valet,” said Hannyside. “ Your man ! ” “ Exceedingly often my master,” said Acland placidly. CHAPTER II The matter being afoot, keep your instruction. — Measure for Measure . “ T\ /T ISS CYNJOHN MELLICOMBE,” announced 1V1 Marston sonorously. Mr. Hannyside’s niece advanced rigidly into the room. She had cultivated rigidity as an art — in her own mind it was written maidenly dignity. When she sat down, she appeared to break in two at the waist ; when she got up, she jointed into something straight and angular. She shook hands with a cold jerk ; she ate with a stiff care. Araminta was tall ; she was flat chested, but heavily built ; she wore an elaborate, sombre coat and skirt, and a white blouse, with a black cross suspended on a diamond- studded chain — her only ornament. “ Evenin’, Araminta.” Hannyside endured a rigid peck upon his cheek with manifest resignation. “ Mr. Acland — Miss Mellicombe.” Araminta corrected her uncle by adding “ Cynjohn.” She allowed herself a martyred sigh as Hannyside grunted out that she had only tacked that on because there was a saint in it. “ It was my dear departed father’s name,” said Araminta gravely, “the name of an old family — so now I use it. Thank you, Marston — how thoughtful of you.” Marston, despite the hour of six, had appeared with tea upon a tray. It was poured out, cold and strong, but Miss Mellicombe sipped it enthusiastically. She belonged to the type which is tyrannical to their own servants and apologetic to other people’s. 15 i6 SANDY MARRIED “ Parson well ? ” said her uncle gruffly. “ Mr. Eustace preached with fervour yesterday,” said Araminta enthusiastically. Mr. Hannyside grunted thoughtfully before he asked his niece if she had fixed the engagement. Miss Mellicombe put down her tea-cup with some temper as she replied that the Rev. Arthur Eustace did^not approve of married priests, and it certainly seemed unkind of Hannyside to remark at this point, “Then that’s all right,” in a tone of satisfaction. “ Mr. Hildebrand Hannyside,” said Marston. Some one said : “ Oh, my dearest uncle,” from the door- way. A fat and dumpy youth came hurriedly into the room. He was round-eyed and white-faced, with fat and puffy cheeks, and a soft, oily voice. An odour of white rose diffused itself from his breast pocket ; his squat right hand was adorned by a heavy gold signet ring. “ My dearest uncle,” he said, lovingly. “ Oh — you, Araminta,” the change of voice was painfully apparent. “Yes, me — Araminta,” said Miss Mellicombe, snappily for a lady of deep religious fervour. Hildebrand wished to know how his dear uncle found himself. He asked minutely sympathetic questions as to symptoms, and in reply Reginald Hannyside grunted ill- humouredly. Sandy was introduced, and cordially welcomed to Norton Priory. The importance of the heir-apparent lay heavily upon Hildebrand. His uncle watched him with grim but twinkling eyes. “ Whisky-and-Perrier, sir, or Apollinaris ? ” said Marston, appearing dutifully. Hildebrand thanked Marston with some asperity. By this time was he, Marston, not aware that he, Hildebrand, did not imbibe alcoholic beverages. He took some Apollinaris and sipped it languidly. Marston had brought in a salver with a variety of drinks. “ Chilly stuff,” said old Hannyside. “You wouldn’t be SANDY MARRIED i7 so pasty, boy, if you took your whack. Here, Saint Araminta, you will have the cocktail appetizer, hey ? ” Miss Mellicombe arose rigidly, spoke sorrowfully of a small appetite, and took a cocktail from Marston, while Mr. Hildebrand sat uneasily upon his chair, and glared disapproval. “ Mrs. Stanard wishes to know, sir ” — the butler directed two footmen to take away the trays — “ if Miss Knox will require the pink room to-night ? ” For the first time Araminta and Hildebrand looked at each other with some show of sympathy. Miss Mellicombe muttered “the typist ” scornfully, and Mr. Hildebrand sighed. “Yes,” said Hannyside shortly. “Did not the motor go to the train from London ? ” With dismayed apologies Hildebrand regretted that he had sent the motor to Northlap for some things he had forgotten to bring. The car was not yet back. The thunderous look with which uncle eyed nephew did not speak of love. A second car was being dispatched, when a small girl walked in through the open French window. Mollie Knox was pretty in an unassertive fashion. She had sunny hair and grey eyes, and a sad little mouth. She walked to her cousin and shook hands with him quietly. Yet Reginald Hannyside’s face grew visibly brighter. “ Moll,” he said, “ Moll, walking up from the station? ” “ I borrowed the bicycle of the station masters wife,” said Mollie placidly, “ and it sounds like a French exercise put that way. No thank you, Marston. I will wait for dinner. How d’ye do, Araminta ? How d’ye do, Hildebrand ? ” Araminta gave condescending greeting. In the majesty of her handshake it was evident that she thanked God that she, Araminta, was not a typist. Hildebrand was remotely polite, with the faint resentment of the heir who fears that a small legacy may be taken from him. 2 i8 SANDY MARRIED Sandy sat silent, with a growing conviction that he had never disliked two people more heartily than he disliked Araminta and Hildebrand. Araminta possessed the clipped drawl of the ultra- refined ; Hildebrand murmured with the oily modesty of the elect ; and open antipathy flashed from niece to nephew whenever the two pairs of optics met. Sandy sat and watched. He was the audience in the stalls. Sometimes he saw old Hannyside grin as if some hidden joke was pleasing him, and then grunt and mutter, and sometimes he could see the flicker of pain beating down the old Adam of humour — the pain which must grow greater until it changed its name to death. Araminta toyed with her long chain and played the fine lady as she lounged and drawled. Hildebrand was pained by any allusions to topical subjects ; he sat suddenly upon The Daily Mail , because a tale of the Divorce Court was on the exposed sheet ; he groaned over the awful wreck of a monster liner. “ To go down unregenerate — unsaved,” said Hildebrand tragically. Here his uncle remarked dryly that he presumed that if Hildebrand were on a wreck he could happily eschew life-belts with the upper decks awash, as he would no doubt like to move on to be a saint. Hildebrand looked pained, and faintly doubtful. He said : “No; for he considered life a sacred charge — one to be taken care of.” “ To-morrow,” said Hannyside suddenly, “you shall see my new horse, Hildebrand — the best horse in England.” Hildebrand turned up the whites of his round eyes dole- fully. He was understood to murmur that he wished there were no racehorses. “ Oh, how lovely ! ” said Mollie enthusiastically. “ Do you a heap of good to back a winner,” Hannyside grunted to his nephew. “Cheer you up. Very well, Hall — I’m ready.” SANDY MARRIED i9 The sick man took some time to dress. He went off early with his man, with Mollie Knox beside him, her quiet little face set in real sorrow for the slow, painful movements. Sandy got up. The echo of the gong still vibrated in the hall — a sonorous, ponderous gong. He thought of the peevish bell which had never been replaced at Droveen ; he smiled and sighed simultaneously — and of Nora running in. . . . “ Gracious, Sarah ! I’m late again.” “ An’ Mrs. Magee sayin’ the beef is rags in the oven, ma’m ; but she’s peevish, an’ she roastin’ always.” Ireland was Ireland, even to the rich. “ Mr. Acland Araminta unhinged herself from a sitting position with a jerk. “ Mr. Acland — as an old friend of my uncle’s- ” Sandy looked in the glass and grunted. He declined to feel old. “As an old friend,” said Araminta, “could you not persuade the dear old man to give up racehorses ? They are a snare of the devil, Mr. Acland.” “ A constant temptation to the weak,” said Hildebrand heavily. “ I would not keep a racehorse — it cannot be kept righteously.” “ Fine sport owning racehorses,” said Sandy cheerily. w Of course, if you feel you are too weak or too keen on money to run straight, you are better without ’em. I had a couple and did no damage to my conscience ; but if you do feel like that, avoid ’em, my boy. I understand, some fellows are weak.” Hildebrand Hannyside staggered, he flung out his arms, mentally winded by this blow upon his heart ; he subsided heavily, not upon the chair he had risen from, but upon the angular lap of Araminta, and thereby breaking her fine chain into several fragments. That Araminta was not quite devoid of humour was marked by the fact that she jigged her stout cousin up and 20 SANDY MARRIED down on her powerful knee, and giggled : “ Oh, my good- ness, Hildebrand, what a naughty mind you’ve got!” through the giggle. Sandy was at the door and softly whistling “ Lovfe’s young dream ” when Hildebrand found his tottering feet, and his voice. “ Sir,” he began, “ Mr. Acland ! Wait ! Sir, do you imagine that I, a member of Greater Bethel Congregation, was thinking of keeping racehorses,” Hildebrand choked, “ because, I thought I— would get——” “ Cold soup,” said Sandy cheerily, “ it’s ten to eight. Keep it all for dinner, my boy. English cooks have detest- able habits of looking at clocks — and mind your cousin’s chain.” Sandy fled from the sound of an upraised, choking voice. “ Phillips,” he said solemnly, “ I should not like to live in the house with young Mr. Hannyside. It would become too cheap, Phillips, my lodging — afterwards.” Phillips looked interrogation as he fastened a shirt cuff. “I should live at His Majesty’s expense for justifiable homicide,” said Sandy gloomily. “ I wish, 1 wish, that the missus was here,” Phillips. “ Yes, sir. Black or white pearl studs, sir ? ” “ Black,” said Sandy emphatically. “ Phillips, how did we come to be English, Phillips ? ” “ leather and mother’s fault, sir,” said Phillips sympa- thetically. “ No choice, sir. Yes, the gong, sir.” Hildebrand Hannyside’s ruffled humour had not been soothed by a flurried attiring of his plump person. In his own home he did not dress for dinner. There was often an evening meeting of his congregation, and discussions upon subjects of the day. When various wrongs of earth had been completely condemned by some twenty Greater Bethelites, it was often a shock to see a report in next day’s paper that the wrongs were going forward uninter- rupted. Hildebrand also wrote letters to the papers on SANDY MARRIED 21 subjects of enthralling interest, such as the appearance of the first swallow, a strawberry blossom in blow in March ; or the cruel wrongs endured by pedestrians when motorists were unable to keep the dust down as they passed. Here he was obliged to change, and the inexorable march of the clock toward eight made him extremely irritable. He was aware of a white tie which sagged and struggled from its clumsy confinement, or a crumpled shirt front, and socks too thick for his new pumps. Phillips meeting the fat youth upon the stairs, coughed softly as he went down to help to wait at dinner. Miss Araminta Mellicombe was encased in a gorgeous suit of sequins, which rattled and shimmered as she moved. She wore some handsome rubies on her large neck, and her dull hair was surmounted by a flight of diamond butterflies. Mr. Hannyside, looking at his niece and nephew, said something softly which alluded to dances, for Hildebrand’s coat had tails. Mollie Knox, in something light and becoming, was immersed in a feast of weekly papers. Dinner was heavy, but excellent. With the ostentation of the truly good, Hildebrand drew a carafe of water before his plate, and set it there as a silent sermon to wine bibbers about him. Araminta drank champagne cheerfully. Mollie took a light but precious hock. It was evident from the first that Hildebrand’s injured feelings were only waiting to pour forth in protest, and that he had a great deal to say. “ With reference, Mr. Acland,” he began, peering across a bank of flowers to look at Sandy, “ to the — er — misunder- standing before dinner.” “ My dear boy, as Miss Mellicombe didn’t mind,” said Sandy, kindly, “ as she didn’t mind your sitting on her knee.” Here Mollie Knox laughed softly, and even Marston smiled. 22 SANDY MARRIED “ I referred to racing, the — to racing,” spluttered Hilde- brand, growing red at his uncle’s chuckle. “ Racing,” said Sandy, taking some forced asparagus, “ is an innocent and sporting amusement, debased by men who have turned it into an equine stock exchange.” “ Good gracious, Alex.! You never used to be witty,” said Mr. Hannyside quickly. “ I am not. It’s Nora, she said that.” Sandy spoke with the pride of the man who believes there is only one woman on earth, and that woman his wife. “ I wonder, if I had ever known a Nora” — Reginald Hannyside spoke almost under his breath — “ but my sister and brother married — and — the results ” — he looked first at Hildebrand, who was leaning across the table with his mouth open, ready to speak, and at the gorgeous Araminta sitting stiffly upright in her armour of sequins. Hildebrand found a space to ihrust his sword of oratory. He began to talk fluently. He denounced, not racing, for he caught his uncle’s eye, but the temptations of the race- courses. The few men who raced for sport alone — here he bowed towards the head of the table — could not redeem the masses who seethed and struggled and cheated and plotted. “ And it all leads to drink,” champed Hildebrand. “ Excitement, long hours, losses or gains, make thirst, thirst, sir — thirst. Bookmakers hoarse from yelling, must drink. They do not cool their throats with pure, sweet water ” — Hildebrand took up the carafe proudly — “ they must mix it with alcoholic stimulants.” “ Thanks, Marston — no duckling as yet. I must listen,” said Sandy to the butler. “With inferior stimulants — making man at first merry, then irritable, then a beast. I say that one cannot grow excited or talk much without undue thirst — even now, after my brief discourse he poured some of the contents of the carafe into his tumbler and took a long drink, then, with a spluttering yell, he shot to his feet. “ I believe Bob has bitten him,” said Mr. Hannyside, SANDY MARRIED 23 without excess of grief. “What is it, Hildebrand? Slap his back, Marston — hard — he’s choking.” Marston obeyed with respectful zeal, Phillips rendering aid with drops of cold water sprinkled briskly on the nape of Hildebrand’s neck. “It — was — whisky, ’hscreamed Hildebrand, “ in the jug.” He sat down pale and exhausted. “ In the jug.” “ Not at all — in the glass, sir,” said Phillips, gently. “ Best Irish, sir — uncoloured. Knew you must take Irish as you had the water ready, and selected it myself, sir, on Marston’s recommendation. A liqueur whisky, sir.” “ Phillips ! ” said Sandy helplessly, as he met his man’s expressionless eyes. “ Whisky — for me — I, who never even eat trifle,” groaned Hildebrand. He looked round at faces which could not keep serious. Mollie Knox was laughing openly and unrestrainedly ; Hannyside chuckled softly; Sandy grinned; Araminta ejaculated, “ Oh, my goodness, Hildebrand ! ” through metallic giggles ; Marston, purple of face — he had endured many lectures as to his beer — shook visibly by the side- board ; Phillips was alone grave ; woodenly unemotional, he padded softly to the sideboard and returned with a decanter. “ Regretting the mistake, sir. Shall I change your glass for brandy, sir ? ” he said solicitously. “ Man — do you not know that I am a teetotaller ? ” Hildebrand plucked a blue ribbon from his buttonhole, and thrust it at Phillips. Phillips laid it gravely upon the cut-glass stopper of the brandy decanter. “Thank you, sir — excuse me, sir. Naturally took it for an order, sir,” he said. He carried the decanter carefully to the sideboard, with the blue ribbon adorning its iniquitous presence. “ I have not,” said Hannyside, two minutes later, “ laughed so much for a year.” 24 SANDY MARRIED X Phillips and Marston had left the room. “Is— is — it stupidity, Alex. ? ” he went on, turning to gaze at the decanter. “ I — fear — not,” said Mr. Acland dryly. Miss Mellicombe bade the depressed Hildebrand cheer up. “ It won’t count, as you didn’t know ; and it will do you a heap of good,” she said maliciously. “You finished the glassful, didn’t you?” The plunging of the cousins into furious argument concerning alcohol and religion left the other three free to talk of less important matters. What Sandy wondered as he looked across the table at Mollie, was why Hannyside did not abandon the ties of blood and leave his money to this pretty child. A typist — the word made Sandy remember his first wife — the Irish girl who had worked until she died in cruel, splendid London. “You do well at it?” he asked Mollie gently. “ As well as one can do. I have a permanent place. And Cousin Reginald gives me three holidays a year. I love to see the horses here,” she answered brightly. “You’d like to win a National, then?” Sandy asked, smiling. Miss Knox said she thought she would like to ride in one. She knew all the old favourites by name ; she watched for them in the papers. Sandy made a mental resolve that, when his old friend passed into the unknown, he would ask Mollie to Castleknock and give her a horse to ride when she was there. “You cannot call it real” — the raised voices of the combatants made the two elder men turn to listen — “ you drink champagne, wear jewels, deny yourself nothing.” Araminta retorted hotly that the Reverend Arthur Eustace was her guide, and she was content to abide by his teaching. Hildebrand’s quotation referred to ditches and two blind people. He expressed, at some length, his absolute cer- SANDY MARRIED 25 tainty that no person who did not belong to a religion devoid of show, such as his, and who did not content themselves with water to drink, and cold mutton for supper on Sundays, with tea made over a spirit lamp, could be on the right path. “ But why mutton ? ” broke in Sandy suddenly. “ Now, why mutton ? ” “To save the maids trouble,” snapped Hildebrand. “ How can a cook think of her future on the Sabbath if she is plunged to the neck in entrees and sweets ? ” Mollie hinted softly that one might be more likely to think of soap and water. “ But mutton ? ” repeated Sandy. “ Why not chicken, or beef, or galantine ? Why mutton ? ” Hildebrand coloured and sniffed. He said haughtily that mutton was merely symbolical, and of a simple nature. He glared at Araminta as she lighted her cigarette. “You’d be so much better if you smoked, Hildebrand,” said his uncle sharply. “ It’s natural and manlike.” Young Mr. Hannyside was understood to remark that he reserved the money which he might have spent on cigarettes for the benefit of the widows and orphans of reformed men on the Caribbean Islands, where they sent a mission. His uncle, as he lighted a cigar, observed drily that probably widows of reformed natives had become a drug in the market now upon that island, and met his nephew’s suspicious glance with a faint grin. It was not a pleasant dinner. During dessert Araminta and Hildebrand became friendly, as they combined to lecture their uncle upon the evils of his racing stable. “ Dreadful thing, racing,” he said, “ dreadful. You would not either of you own a racehorse, hey ? ” Araminta said that before she gave old copies to the poor, she had even gummed together the pages of weekly journals containing photographs of racehorses. f 26 SANDY MARRIED Hildebrand said the Greater Bethelites had a special weekly prayer for those in peril on the turf. Throughout the lecture Mr. Hannyside looked from one to the other with the same curiously thoughtful look which always fell on him as he studied nephew or niece. “ The only way to get me out of it, is to win a National,” he said dryly. “ When the colours come in front at Aintree, I retire — so put in a special prayer for Red Fancy next year, Hildebrand. You wouldn’t mind a few race- horses, Mollie, hey ? ” Mollie Knox said eagerly that she could do with any- thing on four legs with a mane and a tail. “ If they couldn’t race they could hunt,” she said a little wistfully. “ You are never very likely to hunt,” said Araminta coldly. “ Who knows ? ” said Hannyside, “ the fairy prince may wear a pink coat. Now get along, and you too, Hildebrand ; go and sing hymns to your cousins. I have to talk business here.” “Look at ’em,” said Reginald Hannyside wrathfully. “ Look at ’em. And to think I ate bread-and-milk with their father and their mother. But May died when Araminta was born ; she killed her ; so she was left to her fooling father and an aunt ; and Tom, my brother, was in the same boat.” Sandy murmured sympathetically that apparently Araminta ought to have been named Azrael. Hannyside grunted, and grinned ; he also called Sandy an idiot. “ Tom did not die for five years later, but he left his wife free to marry a Tower of Bethel, and Hildebrand’s the result of the upbringing. And yet — I suppose I ought to leave ’em my money and my place — because they’re my relations.” “ If you divide the house between them, I fancy Marston will give notice,” said Sandy thoughtfully. Reginald Hannyside leant back in his chair and chuckled deeply. “They’ll see — you’ll see,” he said. “They’re SANDY MARRIED 27 counting me dead already. Hildebrand is yearning for the hour when he can abolish those stables, and have a teetotal butler to wait on him. Araminta dreams of the family diamonds, and the Reverend Eustace for a spouse. I promised ’em once I’d divide up. There’s little Moll, too, to get something. Look here, Alexander, you’ll see it through — promise — you’ll see my will through for me as executor and trustee ? ” Sandy promised quietly, with a tightness at his throat. For, sitting in his fine old room, with everything which money could buy before him, this old friend of his must talk of death as something which must come to him, and come soon. Now and again a spasm of pain would send grey shadows across the pale face, as if the grim waiter sent reminder. The electric light glowed on fruit and flowers ; on old cut glass and silver ; the man was vigorously alive, and yet there was no respite. The fight for money bruises and tears ; it is carried out in airless places ; it means con- stant strain, constant worry. Is it good that we turn to go at the last holding a sackful of sovereigns, if our limbs have lost the power to lift them ; if our lungs cannot drink in the pure air we have earned the power to rest in ? God made His glorious world for man, and man made towns and great buildings for himself. If he stifles in them away from open spaces, from the murmur of clear waters, from the cool, sweet air blowing across them, from rain and sunshine, and wood and field, it is his own will and his way. Reginald Hannyside was very rich. Sandy might have been the same if he had struggled on in his office, but as he reflected sapiently, he would also have been dead, and he sighed a sigh of longing for the scent of peat on a wet west wind, with the grey sky, loosened, sailing rudderless overhead. “You were a fool to go away to vegetate, Alex./’ Hannyside’s voice roused Sandy from his dreams. “You r 28 SANDY MARRIED can’t have retired on anything really worth while — and you got out of everything in a senseless way.” Sandy said cheerfully that if he had stayed on he would have got out of it all in the most everyday way in the world. “ Feet foremost — to Woking,” said Sandy, recalling his irritation years before when he had passed the garden cemetery. “ You’ve changed so much,” Hannyside went on. “ You were the shrewdest of business men, and now you — you talk of hammers and nails when oak is wanted, and you don’t seem to know a bull from a bear.” “ I know a horse from a donkey, though,” said Sandy. “ One must breathe to live, Reggie. I nearly went out, but dear old Grattan stopped me in time. Sent me off for a rest cure which was nearly permanent, and then to Ireland, where I found Nora, and stayed. “ I should like,” went on Sandy, " to see Nora and Kath- leen talking to Araminta. Nora, who only knows what o’clock it is on a hunting morning, and often forgets that she is asked out to dinner. She has also quite forgotten to grow old,” said Sandy happily. “ But you’re business man enough still to carry it all through for me, Alex. I’ll get the will and send it to you. It’s locked away in my house near Paris — or if it’s not there, it’s in Scotland. It is so difficult to imagine oneself dead, that I have made arrangements so as to pretend I am alive. Now come and suggest Bridge. I fret if I think for too long.” As Sandy walked into the drawing-room, he wondered whether the heir and the heiress would have quite as good a time as they thought they would. There was some grim joke in his old friend’s mind. Araminta liked fresh air, and Hildebrand detested it— -so one window was flung wide enough to set the heavy cur- tains flapping, and one was carefully closed. Hildebrand had retreated as far from the draught as he could without going to bed. He was playing a patience with some skill, SANDY MARRIED 29 cheating freely when it would not come out. Mollie sat by the fire, occasionally answering a condescending question from her distant cousin. To Sandy’s surprise, Hildebrand could play Bridge, but, of course, not for money. Araminta, it appeared, was a skilled player, but would not play for nothing. It ended in the cousins having to play together, Sandy gambling against Araminta at half a crown a hundred, and Reginald Hannyside playing sardonically for love against his nephew. There was a great deal to think of besides the cards, Sandy told Nora afterwards, for before the first game was over Miss Mellicombe had reached a state of rigid fury at good cards wasted, and Hildebrand oozed irritation moistly. His desire to return comment as biting as he received, upset his faint grip of the game. So that when Araminta, playing the heart, doubled, and he led her a spade from five to the jack, Sandy spent a patient two minutes picking the cards from the floor, his polite inquiry as to whether they should deal again or sort this lot out, being received with chill rage from Araminta. A further deal having been decided, Sandy was pleased to see he held a hundred aces, and equally pleased to make a grand slam. He took nineteen shillings, made up at the last by threepenny pieces, which Araminta said peevishly she had been keep- ing for collections ; and he went to bed. The cousins were not then on speaking terms. When Phillips brought him tea in the morning, Sandy sighed, and tried to imagine that he was at Castleknock, but the silence of the house was too intense. There was no infuriated yapping from Nora’s terriers as they endea- voured to deter the workmen from entering the yard. No hails from Bridget the parlour-maid to Sarah the dairy- maid requesting “ crame that minyit, or her head ’d be whipped from her, for the missus’s bell was whirrin’ this five minyits for tay, an’ the masther wouldn’t do without crame in his.” 30 SANDY MARRIED Here there was the silence of the perfectly ordered house, where heavy doors shut out sound, and the men out- side work silently as they roll and mow and clip. Phillips put down the tea ; it was cold and too strong. He tweaked the heavy blinds up so that spring sunshine poured in through the open window, but he was careful to avoid the aggressive habit of the housemaids who swish the blind back to its socket and dazzle half-open eyes with a glare of light. “ Nice horses down there, sir,” said Phillips cheerfully, ‘‘specially Red Fancy, sir. Might make a bit next National on him, sir.” Mr. Acland remarked firmly that he preferred Pop-Gun. “ Mr. Watson, sir, informs me Pop-Gun lacks speed, sir. Was not astonished at your preference, the horse being more hunter like than the other, sir. But Red Fancy, sir, for my money. Delights legs gone, sir.” Sandy eyed his valet thoughtfully. It was evident that in the depths of Phillips’s mind his master was still the London man who knew nothing, and he, Phillips, was the superior judge of racers. “ I do not think,” said Sandy, when he returned from his bath, “ I do not think, Phillips, that we shall any of us see Red Fancy run next year from this stable. Mr. Hannyside is very ill, Phillips.” “ He should have given up work as you did, sir,” said Phillips gently. “ Saved you, sir. I do not think, sir ” — Phillips sorted sleeve links carefully — “ that Mr. Hildebrand Hannyside will do much in the racing line, sir. Dreadful accident, sir, concerning whisky last night — most re- gretful.” “ Especially as you did it on purpose, Phillips,” observed Mr. Acland grimly. “Sir!” said Phillips, gravely outraged, but an unvalet- like and unholy twinkle lit his eyes. “ Really, sir,” said Phillips, turning away. The only cheerful thing at breakfast was Mollie Knox, SANDY MARRIED 3i and the blue riband on the decanter. Araminta’s obvious peevishness followed her rush in a motor to early service at Northlap. Prayers did not seem to have left her temper smooth. Hildebrand was weighed down by the knowledge that he could not attend his particular form of worship. Hannyside was weary from a sleepless night. The cousins snapped at each other over hot cakes and honey, Hilde- brand discoursing on the wrong done to the cook as he ate his fourth, her mind for the day would have been dis- turbed, he declared, by baking. Araminta said politely that all that nonsense was put on, and if cooks were not there to cook what were they there for, also that Hildebrand need not eat hot bread if it offended his conscience. “ We will go to the stables after breakfast,” said Hanny- side. “ Hildebrand has no forks to play on. Araminta has had the car out once, and Mollie can go to kirk at six if she feels inclined.” When Reginald Hannyside spoke in that tone, his heirs grew meek and obeyed. Until a man is dead, he can always alter that last weapon, his will. They quarrelled with each other, and they remonstrated when they found opportunity, but the old man could subdue them when he chose. Araminta murmured something about racing stables on Sundays, and Hildebrand heaved a sigh which fluttered the flame of the spirit lamp, but they did not disobey. “ We will drive in the small car,” said Hannyside, “ and Hildebrand shall walk, because he is a stone too heavy. He can go on.” The small car, which was a fourteen-twenty Wolseley painted cerulean blue, buzzed to the door with Mr. Phillips in the driving-seat, urbane and undisturbed. “ Chauffeur suffering from slight vertigo, sir ; effect of early rising without food,” Phillips explained. “ Drive regularly at home, sir, so ventured to offer services, if not inconvenient, sir.” 32 SANDY MARRIED Now, as Sandy had driven for years, and Phillips was quite unnecessary, he looked at his man with comprehensive eyes, but he said nothing. Phillips did not wish to miss a visit to the stables. “ Phillips is an excellent driver/’ he said dryly ; “you can trust him, Reggie.” This visit to the stables was a thing to be remembered. Araminta and Hildebrand looked bitterly at the horses ; at the depths of expensive wheaten straw ; at the boys who lounged about in their Sunday clothes ; at the trainer’s pretty, creeper-covered house. “ To think,” said Araminta, “of all which could be done with the money spent here — of the stained windows and vestments.” “ Of the missions,” said Hildebrand. “ Of the treats to respectable poor,” snapped Araminta. “ Of ” “ Oh ! you wouldn’t keep ’em five minutes,” grunted their uncle angrily. “ No fear ! All the money in the world wouldn’t make you, hey ? ” His face was lighted up by the sudden cunning which crosses the faces of the old. The malice of too much knowledge and the foolish mischief of the very young seem to meet and combine. “ Not even to please me, hey ? ” he said, flashing his eyes on Red Fancy. “ Oh, of course, if you wished it, dear uncle,” said Araminta hastily, thinking that this was a case where diplomacy might pay. “You wouldn’t, hey?” the old man wheeled on Hildebrand, who was staring moodily at Red Fancy’s nose. “ Racehorses,” said Hildebrand stiffly, “cannot be kept by a person of really strict principles. No, uncle, I fear I shall never carry on the stud.” “Not even for money, hey?” chuckled his uncle. “ Well, I must only win my race before I go.” Hildebrand immediately expressed a fervent wish that SANDY MARRIED 33 his uncle might win many things before the inevitable happened, and that he must not think of the said in- evitable, or talk of it as if it was near. Sandy strolled away, to find Mollie feeding the old favourites with carrots. “ I wonder if they remember,’ ” she said half sadly, “ when they were polished and galloped and trained, and came out to strive and gallop. Now they only eat and sleep, poor things.” Sandy thought they were probably much happier. “ They never have any youth,” he said ; “ they learn what whips and spurs mean when their hunter cousins are playing on the grass ; they are stabled and fed and forced, and I think they must be glad to rest.” “ If I ever have a little money,” Mollie said dreamily — “ Cousin Reginald has told me I am to have some — I will have a little place and two dear horses and several dogs, and I shall hunt. I have seen the hounds near here in winter, and the pink coats, and the people jumping and galloping, and heard the hounds barking, and I must do it some time.” Sandy said thoughtfully that she could bark now, but he didn’t think it would be satisfactory on a Sunday. Mollie said good-humouredly that he was an owl ; but she listened, wide-eyed, to tales of Irish hunting, until her cheeks were pink from excitement. “Til do it,” she said. “I’ll come to your country, Mr. Acland, and you shall buy me Blackbirds; and I'll like to take you.” She patted Bennevis’s nose. “ It’s so ripping of Cousin Reggie,” Mollie added, “ to keep the old friends.” A voice behind her retorted it was absolutely idiotic. It calculated the minimum cost of a horse’s yearly keep, and remarked coldly that Christian minds must remember how that money could be used. “ If they are too young to die, there are four-wheeled cabs to be drawn,” said Hildebrand callously. 3 34 SANDY MARRIED “ I’d rather shoot an old favourite than sell him to a cab/’ said Mollie hotly. Young Mr. Hannyside replied that she did not appear to calculate the loss of fifteen to twenty pounds, which would be the result of the shooting. He looked viciously at the boxes holding the cast racers — thought how swiftly they should pass when he came to his reign here. “ Nonsense — sentimental rubbish,” he said, with the heavy conviction of the young man who has never had his ideas widened out and the edges rubbed off. Then Hildebrand thought the yard might conveniently be let later on. He explained that he objected to waste. “ A farmer would take it,” he said. Watson, the trainer, wasted no blandishments upon Hildebrand. He looked at the youth with a certain bitter resignation, realizing that his post as trainer would end when his present master died. Watson was superior, but he wanted to win a National ; he sighed now, and talked to Phillips. “ An’ she would no doubt be just as bad a hegg,” said Mr. Phillips, in sympathetic response to a remark of Watson’s. “She’d be wuss,” said Watson briefly. Faintly brightened by bickerings between Araminta and Hildebrand, Sunday dragged to a close. Hildebrand looked nervous when Araminta admired a piece of furni- ture ; Araminta got crimson when he talked about diamonds going with the name. They were down there, merely waiting for what they could get, and their uncle was completely aware of their view of the case. His half-childish, half-malignant chuckle often came to his lips when he looked at the two. Sandy was leaving for Ireland next night. He said he could not stay away because there were two young horses to take in. But before he left, the surprise of the day was the arrival of the Rev. Arthur Eustace to luncheon. Mr. Hannyside explained his urgent wire on the plea of SANDY MARRIED 35 the wish to give ; but he fluttered a faint wink towards Sandy as he made the explanation. The clergyman was a thin young man, deeply in earnest, and obsessed by love of his work. He blushed sometimes when Araminta looked at him lovingly, and though it was completely evident that he did not return her love — that she would eventually marry him was extremely probable, for Araminta was a lady of firm will. “ But — that is all right,” said Hannyside, when a motor had carried off the Rev. Eustace to the station. “ I wanted to see if he would suffer — before ” — he chuckled maliciously — “before I was quite certain, Alex. He’s a good soul, the parson. Come in here,” he said ; “ you’ve half an hour yet, and there are certain things to be said.” Hannyside put a thick, sealed letter into Sandy’s hands. “ To be opened by you when one Grand National has passed after my death,” he said. “ See, Alexander ? Put it away at your lawyer’s ” Araminta and Hildebrand said good-bye to Sandy with complete lack of regret. They stood upon the steps — heir and heiress — each bitterly resenting the other’s existence ; each absolutely certain of a large legacy. Both already counting on future reforms. “ And I wonder,” said Sandy to himself, “ if there is something in that will which will surprise you both.” CHAPTER III And bleat the one at the other. Winter's Tale . R. HANNYSIDE died last night. One of his last requests was that you should be wired for at once. Allenbury. Northlap.” “There, now!” said Sandy Acland mournfully. “Poor old Reggie ! And I must go to-night.” Nora Acland, a slim woman, who ought to have looked middle-aged and didn’t, put down a fishing rod in dismay. “Good gracious! with the green drake just on Loch Corro,” she said. “ And we are showing three horses next week. But you must be back for that, Sandy. Michael says you might ride Maybird if you liked.” Sandy remarked dryly that he appreciated Michael’s kindness ; he rang the bell peevishly. “ Send Phillips here,” he said to Delia. Delia looked dubiously at the early June sunshine. She said she thought that she had “seen Mr. Phillips makin’ down for the lake with a rod, but she wasn’t rightly sure.” “ Make after him then,” commanded Sandy with un- wonted heat. “ Make after him. He has to pack my things. Phillips ! ” “ God bless an’ save us,” was Delia’s audible remark out- side the door. “ Make after him, an’ he in the wather be now, takin’ his aise. Phill — ips ! ” shrieked Delia shrilly. “ Mickey, can ye lay ye’re hand on Phillips — the masther wants him in a hurry.” “Did you call, sir?” Phillips appeared suddenly at the window. 36 SANDY MARRIED 37 “ I did not — I yelled, 1 ” said Sandy. “ They told me you had gone fishing, Phillips. Pack ! We’ve got to go back to Northlap Priory.” “ Mr. Hannyside being, so to speak, dead, sir,” suggested Phillips, with respectful sympathy, and a look at the telegram. “ I, in fact, met Mickey Beate on the avenue, sir, and he appeared to have some garbled version of bad news, so I came back, sir. Cruelly bad luck, sir — dread- fully distressing.” Sandy looked at his man, and credited him with more good feeling than he had quite realized. “ And Red Fancy, such a likely ’oss, sir,” said Phillips mournfully. “ Had already made a combination of several doubles, sir.” “ Phillips,” said Nora briskly, “ you are ” “ I will see to the packing, sir,” said Phillips, getting to the door. “ And I rather fear there may be trouble over there.” Sandy had gone out dolefully to talk to the dogs, and stroke the nose of his pet hunter, which grazed outside the iron palings. “ How’s that ? ” Nora put away fishing tackle regretfully. “ Old Mr. Hannyside, ma’am, not quite ” Phillips tapped his own sleek hair. “ Very old, madam. His man, in fact, told me that Mr. Hannyside disliked Miss Melli- combe and Mr. Hannyside, junior ; might leave somethin’ queer in his will, ma’am. In fact, it appears he took a peep when he was witnessing. Trust there will be no prolonged absence from home, ma’am.” “ Nora,” Sandy ran back. “ Hannyside didn’t die in Paris, as he died in England.” Nora said this appeared probable. “ He was going for the will,” said Sandy excitedly. “ He wrote and told me so. If — if — there is any bother which keeps me over there away from the hay and the horses and the fish, I — I — shall be extremely annoyed, Nora. I’ll never take on trusteeships again.” 38 SANDY MARRIED “ I have my fears, sir,” said Phillips gravely. “ Phillips — go to blazes/’ exploded Acland, with the usual gratitude of a man when he is agreed with and does not want to be. “Certainly, sir — just a suit-case, I suppose, sir,” said Phillips, going out. “He might have waited until July,” said Sandy dole- fully. “You’ll drive me in, Nora. And Alex. “If you take Alex, you may rope him,” said Mrs. Acland, callously. “ He climbed out over the back of the car the last day to see if the exhaust pipe was tired, and I drove into a donkey cart, when Maria began to scream. For- tunately, it was Mrs. Ryan’s cart, and she said she had wanted a new one for some time, and that the ass was a blessed riddance. No, Sandy, if you want your son, you may tie him in.” “ Nora ! Are you ready,” cried a voice outside. “ We’ve got heaps of luncheon — but we forgot to put in any butter, or milk, and you’d better bring the cups. I think by the sound, ours are broken already.” “ It would be easy for them the way you put them in,” said Standish Blundell’s gloomy voice. Kathleen levers laughed the laugh of the completely happy woman. Having banished her stately mother-in-law to Dublin, she was without a care on earth. Standish Blundell sat at the back of the car, indifferently packed in among fishing rods and baskets. Standish was big and dark and taciturn ; a man who seldom smiled, and whose deep voice rang with a melan- choly which its owner never intended to put there. “ Sandy is going to a funeral — instead of fishing,” said Nora, appearing, wrapped in gloom, at the door. “And Phillips is going with him, and I have to drive him there — so ” “ Good gracious, Nora ! Whose funeral are you driving the car to ? ” said Mrs. levers, amazed. “ And there isn’t any one dead either — no one alive died this week, did they? ” SANDY MARRIED 39 Her husband remarked mildly that he was quite sure no one had died — alive or no. “ Well, he’s dead, anyhow,” said Nora. “That old Hannyside man, who was a friend of Sandy’s long ago. And Sandy’s executor or something, and there are two tiresome people he hates over there, and probably he thinks he may have to take some of the old racehorses — and I’ll fish to-morrow instead, Kathleen.” Kathleen got out of the car and kissed her sister affec- tionately. She then sat down disconsolately upon the stone steps, remarking that she had brought far too many jam tarts. “ They are the kind Sandy likes,” said Kathleen levers dolefully; “cherry jam and sweet short crust — so bad for him.” Standish Blundell looked at the clock upon the motor- car. He remarked slowly that as Sandy had to go, why, he’d better go, but their waiting would stop it, and it was twenty miles to the lake. “It’s that old racing fellow, isn’t it?” said Standish, getting into the car again. “ Kathleen, how many shares have you got in the china shop at Cahervalley ? ” “ None,” said Kathleen stiffly. Standish observed gloomily it was only the rattle when he hit the tea-basket which made him ask. “ It’s that racing fellow, isn’t it?” said Standish again. “ Here, don’t start her, Neil. Wait ! Hi, there ! Sandy ! ” Sandy thrust his sunburnt face out of an upper window. Phillips appeared spasmodically near another— packing rapidly, and evidently asking questions. “Go away, Standish,” he said, “I’ve no time. Yes, the tail coat, Phillips, not the frock, and for God’s sake don’t forget my top hat. What is it, Standish? If I’ve only a hunting one, Phillips, I must take a hunting one. I will not stop on the way to buy another — most extrava- gant. Well, Standish ? I cannot help the dinge the last day I fell, Phillips — brush it well ” 40 SANDY MARRIED “ That was the day it saved your life, when the mare put you over her head at the big wall,” said Standish. “ God help us, Sandy, if you wouldn't jig in and out of the window like a blind in a draught I could say what I wanted to and get on. There’ll be a sale of the horses over there, won’t there ? ” “ There is sure to be,” said Sandy. “ I tell you, Phillips, I will not buy another. Oh, go on, Standish, I can’t help the dinge. They may say I’ve hunted in the hat if they like ! Phillips ! ” Phillips’s imperturbable face appeared at the next window ; he held the top hat in his hand for Standish to see. Mr. Blundell, looking up, remarked gravely that the hat looked more like going to its own funeral than any one else’s, but he supposed Sandy knew best. “ Phillips,” said Sandy furiously, poking farther out, “put that hat into the case. Go on, Standish ! ” “ As I was saying,” remarked Standish sadly, “ about that sale of horses. If they throw away any odd thorough- bred racers over there, mares, I’ll take a couple. Don’t forget, Sandy. Tell the auctioneer to give you a short knock. D’ye hear ? San-dy ! ” For Sandy had withdrawn with a snort and a grin. It was exceedingly careless of Phillips at this point to drop the hat ; and doubly unfortunate that it should have impaled itself upon Standish’s gaff, which he was holding in his hand, the dinge being now further augmented by a cut in the crown. Phillips came rushing down to its rescue, apologising deeply. “ Dreadfully careless of me, sir — dreadfully ; but not a proper hat for England, sir,” said Phillips gravely. “ Must break it to Mr. Acland, sir — latest accident to hat, sir.” “ He aimed it fair for the gaff,” said Standish dolefully, as the car slipped off. It took Sandy Acland so many minutes at the post office to compress his telegram down to sixpenny length SANDY MARRIED 4i that he had to open the throttle to catch the mail train. It left him no time to buy the new hat, which was now quite necessary, and he reached his carriage with a sense of breathless haste which made him irritable. His last . glimpse of his wife’s pretty face was too fleeting, and at least half a dozen injunctions were forgotten. Leaving Ireland always made Sandy melancholy. The run through the brown bog of Allen reminded him of his illness and his weak heart. Even now, travelling in a train set it thumping. There was a passably rough crossing, with enough roll to make dubious sailors exceedingly green, and Sandy had reached the humour which objects to everything when he got into the train at Holyhead. He considered a sleeper extravagant, but Phillips tipped a guard to reserve a carriage, and put the tip down to various other items which he had not wasted money on. Phillips was careful of his master’s health. It was eleven on a cold, bright May morning, when they drove up to Northlap Priory. Early summer had been using a powder-puff lavishly. The park was splashed with blooming whitethorn. Near the house rhododendrons blazed crimson and pink and white. It was trim and well kept, but the sad chill which death brings lay on the house which Sandy had left in its normal state. Blinds veiled the windows ; a group of strange men, fresh from some grim task of preparation for the morrow’s funeral, were coming down the steps. “ When you’re ready, then, Mr. Marston — it will be here in an hour. We’ll wait.” “It ’’was, without doubt, the last resting-place devised for our bodies ; the casket of oak, or elm, decorated and padded for the clay which appreciates attention no more. Marston, his face set in the deep gloom which he con- sidered suitable, let Sandy in. A dim twilight held the house, accompanied by the flutter and swish of let-down blinds. 42 SANDY MARRIED “ Very pleased you have arrived, sir — melancholy occa- sion — poor Mr. Hannyside spoke of you at the last — the very last, sir.” Sandy shivered ; he was depressed and tired. “ Early lunch, sir — or merely whisky-and-Perrier ? ” asked Marston solemnly. “ Mr. Allenbury is awaiting you, sir.” “ Tea,” said Phillips. “ Same rooms, Mr. Marston ? Tea is what Mr. Acland likes. I will take it up to him. Tea after his bath. No, sir. Bath, and tea first, sir. Mr. Allenbury afterwards, sir.” There was a whispered colloquy in the hall ; an inter- change of murmurs between the men. “ Being at the back of the house,” said Phillips, “ couldn’t hurt to have a blind up. Asked for change of rooms, sir — melancholy things, shut blinds, sir.” When Phillips had regaled himself upon hot cocoa and cold beef in the servants’ hall, he ministered to his tired master with tea and toast. Sandy then came down to see the lawyer. He met upon the stairs Miss Mellicombe, draped in deepest black, and evidently nervously excited as to her heritage. “ Oh, Mr. Acland, there you are. You’ll read the will in the morning, won’t you ? Don’t think this cigarette heart- less, my nerves are so upset. I’ve got a girl friend down to sleep in my room. I’m going to put a new window in St. Margareta’s, Mr. Acland — gratitude, you know.” Miss Mellicombe had collected quite a large quantity of jet upon her mourning garb, which rattled and clicked as she moved. She was heavily scented with stephanotis, which she had wired for as the only thing she thought suitable, and she was faintly anxious about the diamonds. Hildebrand was to have the house, but, division had been promised, and there was a great deal to divide. “ I trust poor uncle has not been foolish about servants’ legacies, Mr. Acland. They can always do for themselves ; and it fritters so much good money. I’m just going to see SANDY MARRIED 43 cook about the funeral lunch ; chickens are so dear — people must do with cold beef and ham, and pies.” Sandy had said nothing then. Near them, close to the head of the stairs, was a closed door, and Sandy thought of his old friend, who lay in the room behind it. This girl gave no thought to him now, only to what he had left behind him. “ I hope you’ll find the will to your liking,” said Sandy, gravely, as he went on. But he did not, in the least. A thin, grey-haired man with a humorous mouth and a jumpy manner, waited for Sandy in the library. This was the family solicitor. He commented on the melancholy occasion ; trusted Mr. Acland was not tired ; very long journey ; but all this clearly without any interest ; and then, very jerkily and earnestly : “Have you got it? Mr. Acland, I’m really anxious. It’s not anywhere here.” “ Got what ? ” said Sandy blankly. “He didn’t give it you when you were here?” jerked the lawyer. “ Good gracious ! His disease was not catching/’ snapped Sandy irritably. “ No, I have not got it.” “ The will, sir ; I mean the will, Mr. Acland,” cried Allenbury. “ Not the— er — complaint.” Sandy shook his head and sat down. “ He said it was in Paris put away in a secret drawer, or in Scotland. He was subject to lapses of memory, Mr. Acland. He used to hide things and forget them. The end came suddenly, just, in fact, as he was packed up and ready for Paris, that is not — er — for Paradise.” There was here an evident desire on Mr. Allenbury’s part to smile at his own play on words, a desire curbed sharply. “ Then came a fainting fit and no rally. 4 In Paris,’ he said to me, 'after I’ve gone,’ Mr. Acland, 'or Scotland — Acland must look with you. And the letter,’ he said, ' letter give to Acland.’ Then he lost consciousness and did not speak again.” 44 SANDY MARRIED Sandy, who was beginning to suffer from bewilderment, said he had got that, but described what it was and when it was to be opened. “ Then even that is U P,” said Allenbury sadly. “ You see, I drew up the will ; it ought to be found at once . It’s important for the stable, Mr. Acland.” Sandy looked up shrewdly. “ For the stable? ” he said. “ Then there are some clauses.” “ There are indeed a great many clauses,” said Allenbury. “ Good gracious ! it’s most important, even to me. There’s a letter for you, Mr. Acland. He wrote it three days ago.” Sandy, opening it with a catch in his throat, read it with some dismay, for it called on him solemnly as friend and trustee, to go with Horace Allenbury to look for the mis- laid will and not to abandon the search until it was found, “if I do not get it myself before the end,” Hannyside wrote. “ There’s some fun in it, Alex.” Sandy thought he could almost hear the old man’s dry chuckle. “ And if it wasn’t found everything would be upset, and Red Fancy go to strangers. I must have the colours first some day — you’ll see them.” “But — but,” Sandy’s face grew bleakly blank. It would mean staying away from Ireland— from Nora. “And the green drake,” said Sandy bitterly, “ will be gone.” Mr. Allenbury sympathised deeply, but so far as fowl went — duck fowls — there were a particularly fine breed of Aylesburys which, if they were not green, might suffice ; several couples could be sent over. “ Man, the green drake is on Loch Corro,” said Sandy, staring at the letter. “Millions of him. He will, I say, be gone.” Mr. Hildebrand Hannyside, in a mixed collection of suits, walked into the room. He wore a tail coat, allied to dark grey flannel trousers ; a black evening tie, and a purple knitted waistcoat. He also carried with him the important manner of the new king, and he shook hands mournfully. SANDY MARRIED 45 “ As you've brought the will,” he began, “ most eccentric of my uncle entrusting it to you — as you’ve brought it ” “ But I have not,” said Sandy coldly. Mr. Allenbury said softly he feared that he and Mr. Acland must set forth to look for the will, and set forth on the morrow. Hildebrand blew out his puffy cheeks, until reminder of the old game of “ Butter and eggs to market ” was produced. He looked crossly at the lawyer, and crossly at Sandy, and uncertainly at the room. He wanted certainty. “ It will no doubt be found at once,” he said after a pause. “In the meantime, Allenbury, you could see to advertising those animals of Belial, for I will not,” said young Mr. Hannyside sonorously, “ be associated with the turf.” Mr. Allenbury replied hastily, but firmly. No selling or advertising must be dreamt of until the will was found. “ I am under promise not to reveal its contents,” said the lawyer, “ but there must be no selling of the stud.” Hildebrand’s plump cheeks took the tinge of imperial purple. If he wished the advertisement to be put in, it should be put in. Horses he would not have. “Your uncle,” said Sandy quietly, “may have left specified directions as to his favourites. We shall find this will in a few days.” As the argument reached this point, Araminta marched into the library, and stood black and jingling. The annoying state of affairs was broken to her by her stout first cousin, who eyed her suspiciously as he talked. The absence of a will would make Araminta share equally with him. Araminta was always poking at the writing- tables. “ It’s felony to suppress it,” said Hildebrand gloomily. “ Felony, Araminta — remember that.” Araminta, jingling her jet, glared at him curiously. “ Some people might have read of legacies they didn’t like,” she said heavily, as she sat down. 4 6 SANDY MARRIED “ Mr. Phillips, who had brought in some telegrams, bent to whisper to his master. “ Each of the heirs thinks as how the other stole it, sir,” said Phillips softly. His hour in the house had sufficed to give him all particulars as to its difficulties. “ Phillips,” said Sandy sharply. “ Give me my telegrams, Phillips.” “ Certainly, sir,” said Phillips. “ But principally for Hannyside, sir.” ‘‘The first thing to do,” said Araminta, “is to search here. And I shall superintend it, Mr. Allenbury. My uncles keys are on the table.” Mr. Allenbury replied testily that the keys, before coming to rest upon the table, had been in every lock they fitted in the room. “ The will is not here,” said Allenbury. “ It’s not in this room.” “ Nevertheless, we shall search,” Hildebrand agreed with his cousin, and they had to be obeyed. So, for a dusty, weary hour, drawers were opened ; files of papers gone through, safes ransacked, bureaux tapped for secret receptacles. Araminta took sundry dives into the furniture, probing down into the sides of the leather- covered chairs. Hildebrand commenced the task of lifting out the books, and abandoned it languidly. “ Satisfied,” said Mr. Allenbury, “ it is not here ? Goodness! My lamented client having said Paris — or Scotland — why not Paris or Scotland ? ” “Miss Knox has arrived,” said Marston solemnly. “She is in the drawing-room.” Araminta, removing a large streak of dust from the back of her hand by impounding it on her nose, wished to know why Mollie Knox should thus thrust herself forward. “Wired for by me, as a legatee,” said Allenbury; and again had too apparent difficulty in repressing a smile, this time at his rhyme. Araminta, when all search was abandoned, stalked SANDY MARRIED 47 irritably about the room. She directed that Miss Knox should have a room on the upper story at the back, and she ordered the hastening of lunch. Here Hildebrand, storming to the door, said that he had ordered lunch at two, as the hour which he preferred a mid-day meal, and looked at Marston with authority. Marston went out quickly. “ At one,” said Araminta. “ At two,” boomed Hildebrand. “ And cold supper at eight. No one can wish for dinner in this house of mourning. At two,” said Hildebrand, capturing Phillips, who was crossing the dim old hall. “ Tell the cook from me.” Phillips said “ Certainly, sir,” in his most urbane manner, and went on upstairs. He returned swiftly, encountering the dusty party as they stood in the hall, waiting for a last safe to be locked up. Allenbury had forgotten the word on the letter lock, and was twisting the letters gloomily. Hildebrand and Araminta would not leave him until everything was secure. “ Its ‘Folly/ sir,” said Phillips politely. Mr. Allenbury jerked up an outraged and dust-grimed face, to gaze wrathfully in the direction of the voice. Hildebrand remarked, in what he may have intended to be a whisper, that Mr. Acland ought really to get rid of his man. “Just ‘Folly/ sir — the word, that is, sir,” said Phillips politely. “ Saw Mr. Hannyside doing it when I was here last, sir.” The solicitor, his temper worn thin from over-much searching, gulped down something, smiled jerkily, and swung the letters obediently, the lock clicking to. “ It was always Folly,” he said thoughtfully. Phillips vanished, bearing irate messages, through the swing door leading to the kitchen regions, to return almost immediately. “ The cook directs me, sir and madam, to say that 48 SANDY MARRIED luncheon will be ready at one-thirty,” he said to the irate cousins, and again vanished. “ The cook,” said Araminta, “ shall leave in a month ! ” “That, I fancy, is for me to decide,” snorted Hildebrand. Sandy sighed audibly ; having taken no part in the search, he was at least clean. He went quietly up the shallow stairs and down to his old friend’s room. Here, still in his last sleep, cold, a smile on the white lips, lay the dead master of the house — a man who had slaved his life away to amass wealth, and was leaving it all to two people who did not waste one thought of regret upon him. “If he could only tell us,” said Sandy sadly. “ Never mind, Reggie. I’m sorry, and I’ll do my best for you, old man.” A shaft of sunlight quivered through the thick blinds, falling on the quiet form. The one thing he craved for, to see his horse win a National, had been denied him. He had spun his web until it was thick with golden flies, and what did it avail him now. “ He might be fit to ride a hunt still, if he’d only given it up in time.” Sandy turned away sadly, to go, when the door opened. Some one, weeping audibly, stole into'the room. “ He was my only friend,” whispered little Mollie Knox. “ And, oh, Mr. Acland, no one is sorry.” “We are,” said Sandy gently, taking her away. He was vexed by a sudden thought. If the finding of the will w r as delayed, Mollie Knox might suffer. “ He allowed you something, didn’t he ? ” “ As much as I would take,” she said, “ every week. He said he would leave me out of reach of poverty. I could not live on what I earn, Mr. Acland.” Marston boomed the gong softly. They came to the luncheon, partaken of in semi-darkness, and highly seasoned by Araminta and Hildebrand, as they carped at each other across the table. SANDY MARRIED 49 Hildebrand, having taken the head of the table, Araminta insisted on the foot, where she sat, removed by a wide expanse from every one. During the dreary afternoon, various relatives began to arrive from the station, filling the house with the pad of soft footsteps, and the echo of decorously lowered voices. Towards tea-time the subject of the lost will was in full discussion, every one who hoped for a legacy having a theory to advance. Fresh searches were instituted, in all kinds of impossible places. Colonel Phillips, who had hoped to be left one of the brood mares, turned out a cabinet in the drawing-room ; his accident with a Stafford- shire figure causing a serious breach between him and Mr. Hannyside Garlande, who had been promised some of the china. Hildebrand wore the importance of the host upon his fat face, and Araminta played hostess almost aggressively. “We could,” said Allenbury, retreating to the library with Sandy — “ we could start to-morrow afternoon, and catch the boat train to-morrow night. It must be in the Villa Regny.” Sandy sighed drearily. He sat down to write telegrams, counting the words carefully. He must let Nora know at once. Allenbury went out to get the evening post, and a faint peace was upon Sandy, when the lawyer returned at a jerky trot, bursting with news of an unpleasant nature. “ She — er — they,” gasped Allenbury, flopping into a chair. “ Here’s a nice to-do ! ” “They — who — what? Thirteen, fourteen— I can’t keep it to twelve,” said Sandy irritably. “ They — Miss Mellicombe — Hildebrand — they’re coming too!' “ They're what?” said Sandy, who had rung the bell. “ What ? Send my man here,” he said to the footman. 4 5 ° SANDY MARRIED Mr. Allenbury related, in gasps, how he had met the cousins in the hall. How Araminta had told him firmly, and with some insolence, that when he went to Paris, she was coming too ; she would see that will when it was found. How Hildebrand had immediately broken in with the remark that if Araminta went, he went, because one never knew how things might be pulled about, and that he wished the Scotch Lodge to be searched first. “They won’t let each other out of their sight. They believe — that — I — I — might not play fair,” jerked Allen- bury almost hysterically. “ I am insulted — my professional prestige ” “A little brandy and Apollinaris, sir,” said Phillips, at his elbow ; “ very good for strained nerves, sir.” Mr. Allenbury swore ungratefully, but did not argue the point. “ They are both coming,” he said. “ Wherever we go. Bother ! They will fight all the time, and when they know Thank you, Phillips — his name is Phillips, is it not?” Sandy Acland gripped the arms of his chair tightly, muttering : “ Araminta — Hildebrand. Hildebrand — Ara- minta.” “ Phillips ! ” he shot out. “ Phillips ! ” Phillips said “ Yes, sir,” a little anxiously. Sandy’s lips were growing blue. “ Send these wires, Phillips,” said Sandy. Mr. Phillips coughed. “ If Mrs. Acland could come across, sir,” he began. The light of an undreamed of joy illumined Sandy’s face. Pie tore the forms across. “She shall come,” he said. “She shall. If I am to have Araminta and Hildebrand, I will have som,e one to protect me. Here, take these instead, Phillips — quickly ! Send the boy with them — it’s only four o’clock now.” Phillips gathered up the forms — -the words had not been counted. SANDY MARRIED 51 “ I do hope he is not a-goin’ to be ill” said Phillips, as he left. Sandy came to dinner full of determination. Nora would probably leave immediately, catching the train in the evening. She would be at Northlap next day. He met Araminta and Hildebrand cheerfully as they requested private conversation in the library after dinner. They wished to come to look for the will. It was their right — they insisted on it. “ So when we start for Scotland,” said Hildebrand. “ Paris/’ jerked in Araminta. Sandy gazed at them patiently, recited in what he may have meant for a tuneful voice something about one taking the high road and one the low road, and — but the end of the verse was cut off by Araminta’s stern declara- tion as to the heartlessness of singing in the house of the dead. “ If it had even been a hymn,” said Hildebrand severely. Sandy said something weakly which sounded like the reaping by-and-by. He then observed gravely that if Miss Mellicombe and Mr. Hannyside wished to superintend the movements of trustee and solicitor, they must do so, but he really thought if one took the high road and one — that was, if one went to Paris and one went to Loch Lomond “ Glenicurrie,” corrected Allenbury. “It would do just as well,” finished Sandy. They would go together ; they would see the will found together. Sandy sighed softly. Perhaps, then, as Loch Lomond— Glenicurrie — had better be searched first — and they would go to Paris. “ And the green drake,” said Sandy wearily, “ will be certainly gone when it’s over.” Morning brought the sadness of a funeral — the pomp of our last drive on earth — the pacing of the sleek black horses, and the forced gravity of those who do not care as 5 2 SANDY MARRIED they follow us — who forget that, as the dead in its coach has passed, so they too must pass, and that even then grim death may choose them for the next in the never-filled ranks of his army. It was over at last. This, our brother here departed, would never fret or weary again ; would never have the right to breathe the fresh air, to look at the soft, blue sky, and the glory of early summer upon the world. Dead — passed from the little piece we pass along, and who could say where the spirit kept watch ? The blinds clicked upwards to let in the light of day ; voices were raised over the luncheon for the mourners. It was over. Better, since it is an everyday occurrence, to clear the memory away. One man sorrowed for his master. Watson, stiff and dignified, had a choke in his voice as he came up after luncheon to ask if any one would come down to see the horses. The request brought Hildebrand on to the saddle of his horse, which was of the genus hobby, without delay. He said, emphatically, that the stable must be advertised for sale at once ; that he would not be associated with gambling and the turf. “ I therefore direct/’ said Hilde- brand, to the somewhat absorbed profile of Mr. Allenbury, “ I therefore direct ” “We will go,” said the lawyer, “to the stables. I want to see Rubicon’s foal, Watson.” “ I therefore direct,” boomed Hildebrand. “The stables/’ said Allenbury, turning, “shall not be interfered with until the will is found. Afterwards its fate will lie in your hands — more or less— that is, more or — ahem ! — less.” And he left Hildebrand in angry rumination. “ A great crowd of old horses eating oats and wasting money,” snapped Araminta. “ Surely they can be done away with and sold to cabs.” “ Valuable brood mares, madam,” said Watson stiffly, SANDY MARRIED 53 “ do not go as cabbers. Rubicon and Berdiner have both foals, and ” Araminta looked as if she considered the discussion indelicate ; she said every horse could not be a brood mare, and she stared at Mr. Allenbury almost viciously. “ You know, and there is something you will not tell,” she said, irritably. Hildebrand wished to know if he understood that he — Hildebrand — was to have his wishes brushed aside, and then the affairs of Belial were to eat corn provided with his money, for he considered it almost impertinent. With a very red face, Mr. Allenbury got up and remarked that, for all Mr. Hannyside knew, the money might be left to Watson. “ Nothing could or should be done until the will was found, and ” “ Mrs. Acland,” said Marston smoothly. “ I could not come before,” said Nora, “ because I didn’t want to tumble over the funeral. So I had a bath and a rest in London, and here I am.” Nora was garbed in dark grey ; she led Mickey, her terrier, by a chain, and Delia, her own maid, stood at the door, looking bewildered and slightly distressed. “We did not know,” said Araminta, unhinging herself from her chair, " that your wife was coming, Mr. Acland.” “ His wife,” said Nora, eyeing the large young lady critically. “ His little trip to Paris with you is crushed, Miss ” “ Araminta,” said Sandy happily. “ Mellieombe — that is.” Miss Mellieombe, with heightened colour, immediately involved herself in a toilsome web of explanation. It con- cerned the real reason of her desire for travel. Her sense of duty, as regarded the will, her deep distress at being the cause of confounded jealousy. Nora kissed Sandy ; she appeared at first to have for- gotten him, and said it was the Irish temperament. SANDY MARRIED 54 “Having seen you,” began Nora, with a twinkle in her grey eyes. “ Don’t say you feel you may safely go back,” whispered Sandy softly, “don’t, Nora.” Mickey, weary from his journey, found a cushion, and prepared for slumber. He was disturbed in his fifth wheel and scrape by a shriek from Miss Mellicombe. “ The dog ! ” she said, “on the cushion.” “ He likes soft ones,” said Nora equably. “ He picks them out at home. Don’t scrape through to the feathers, Mickey, not here ! ” Mickey completed his last circle and lay down. Miss Mellicombe said, snappily, that the proper places for dogs were kennels — and eyed the cushion unhappily. The fur- niture of the drawing-room might yet be hers. “ Goodness ! if we were all in our proper places,” said Nora, “ half my life would have been spent in the poor- house — Sandy’s as a teller in a bank. wSandy, the roan mare broke loose yesterday.” “ Oh ! ” said Sandy eagerly. “ She rolled on the new bed of carnations in the front,” said Nora. “ They were splinters when I left. Con said they’d be the ‘ grandest cuttin’s intirely,’ and I left him planting them.” “ A horse — loose in the pleasure gardens,” said Araminta faintly. “The dear! she jumped the wooden gate,” said Nora, “ —must have ! It’s that Timsy Blake, Sandy, who thinks stable doors are meant to be left open. And oh ! Sandy, Kathleen killed a three-pounder— a nice fish ! And — old James O’Neill was shot coming home from Knockdrew fair.” “ Shot — dead ! ” said Hildebrand. “ Good — er — Heavens ! What a country.” “ Oh, no, they missed him,” said Nora, “ but they hit his pigs, before they were fit for it, either.” Hildebrand, getting slowly to his feet, inquired, with SANDY MARRIED 55 bulging eyes, if Mrs. Acland really intended to imply that it mattered to a pig when it suffered death. If she implied that it was not fit — fit — in the sense ? “ Oh, good gracious ! when it wasn’t prepared at all,” said Nora. “ Don’t you keep pigs here ?” “ We do — as pigs,” said Hildebrand gravely. “ I should like to say a few words ” “ Well, we do — as bacon,” said Mrs. Acland briskly. “ How could the beast be fit before it was fattened ? He was carting them home. What about horses ? I want to see them if you’re going ? ” Hildebrand sat down. Delia had remained outside the door, but her loneliness was cheered by Watson, who had also left the room to wait. Watson was cast down, and inclined for sympathy. He recounted his sorrows to a sleepy but kindly listener. “ Praises be ! — to be wantin’ to do away with the horses,” said Delia. “ An’ they such gran’ breedy ones, more-be-token.” An invitation to inspect the stud had just been given when Allenbury, Sandy, and Nora came out. Miss Melli- combe had produced a book, over which she said she must meditate, and Hildebrand would not leave her to find the will in his absence. “ In any case,” he said, “ he did not wish to see horses, especially racehorses.” “ Why do those two hate the racing stable? ” said Nora, when she had worshipped the stud. “ When they see the old master’s will there may be a surprise on them,” said Watson gloomily. “ Last words he said to me three days ago were : ‘Watson, the colours must come home in front — must, Watson! — even if I’m not here to see ’em do it.’ ” CHAPTER IV Nothing goes right. We would and we would not. — Measure for Measure . “ Q ANDY,” said Mrs. Acland, in a voice lacking its vZ/ usual gaiety, “ Sandy.” Mr. Acland walked to the door of his dressing-room, to answer “ Yes,” dolorously. “ Do . . . they always fight, Sandy?” said Nora. “ Always ? ” “ Generally,” said Sandy gloomily. “ No, Phillips, I will not take the tall hat to Scotland.” Phillips murmured decorous advice as to leaving it behind for ever. “ And you will send it to be blocked, Phillips,” said Sandy Acland acridly, “ and renovated.” “Would have cheered poor Mr. Hannyside up if he could have seen it, sir,” said Phillips, respectfully. “ Memory of sport behind him, sir ” ; he took the tall hat away. “ It's their religious differences, Nora,” said Sandy sadly, “so you see. One owns a High Church curate, or she would if he’d marry her, and the other cannot admit the possibility of starch in heaven- — that is white vestments,” said Mr. Acland hurriedly, “ or a cross.” Nora said firmly that “ A cross could never be missing where Hildebrand existed, even in the spirit.” “ It’s my belief,” she went on, “ that the old man has played some last practical joke upon them, and that they’ll find it out” The Aclands went down to breakfast in a subdued humour, Mickey, the terrier, trotting behind them. Delia, 56 SANDY MARRIED 57 who found England “ cruel grand in itself," followed Phillips to the kitchen regions, observing nervously as she went that she'd rather face Father Pat, an' he vexed, than all the strangers. As it was Friday, Araminta was satisfying a healthy appetite with dry toast and boiled eggs. Hildebrand took cold roast beef, not because he liked it, but to show the path to glory did not lie over such foolish abstinence. Mr. Allenbury was seated between the two, looking flushed and annoyed. At eight-thirty man finds it trying to be referred to to settle endless disputes. His conversation ran irritably. “ I really cannot say if the will will be found in Scotland, Miss Mellicombe. Do I think it unlikely, as it is certain to be in Paris ? I am not certain of anything. Do I think you could immediately take down the pictures you think godless in the house here, Mr. Hannyside ? I say certainly not — until you are sure of your position. Why will I not tell you distinctly who Northlap Priory belongs to ? Because I am bound by a promise of secrecy, and if the will is not found it will be disposed of. Oh, good morning," said Mr. Allenbury almost eagerly, seeing Sandy and his wife. “ We have not much time before the train goes," said Araminta, looking at the clock. “You are late." “ Very little indeed," chimed in Hildebrand ; “ you are very late." Nora observed cheerily that heaps of trains went to Scotland, and sat down without any air of haste. “ Better to miss a train than have indigestion," said Mrs. Acland. “ Worst thing you ever did to hunt a horse too soon after his feed." Araminta grew peevish at the sound of the word horse. “Useless animals- — eating," she sniffed crossly, “eating my — our — money. Old beasts " “ Darlings," said Nora pleasantly. “ If you hunted, Miss Mellicombe, you’d know. I never kill one at home until they cannot enjoy their lives any more." SANDY MARRIED S3 “ When there is real distress in the world ” began Hildebrand pompously. “ It seems to me that useless four-footed animals — oh — ah ! ” cried Hildebrand. Nora, looking placidly at her terrier, said the dog often did that. He thought it was clever. For Hildebrand, to mark his point, had waved a fork impaled in cold beef, and Mickey, mounted on a chair close behind, had skilfully bitten the meat off. Marston announced the arrival of the motors, and the probability of missing the train. Miss Hannyside’s maid and Delia had already left in the bus ; Phillips, regretting the inability of the vehicle to hold further passengers, waited urbanely for the motors. A long journey is at all times trying ; when it is under- taken with two people racked by anxiety and bad temper, it becomes positively painful. Araminta and Hildebrand never agreed save as to horses and racing. Every four- legged animal drawing trap or cart upon the roads they passed made them look sourly thoughtful. To begin with, owing to Nora’s lack of punctuality, followed by the last difficulty of removing Mickey from his hold upon a peacock’s tail, they missed the fast train from Norton, and the express at Euston. The choice of waiting until afternoon, or travelling by a train of leisurely habits, being laid before them, they chose to go on. The tension was telling on Hildebrand — he was hot and irritable, with his round eyes bulging jumpily. He was so absorbed that when a mumbled request for The Sunday Times resulted in his receiving the Pink ) Un ) he took the flaring paper without noticing what he carried. Struggling ill-humouredly through the crowd, Hildebrand encountered Mr. Grimes and Mr. Jones, two elders of Greater Bethel, who fixed pained eyes upon the paper as the youth rushed to greet them. They were his greatest friends. Hildebrand flung out his woes and fears, to be checked by Mr. Grimes’s look of displeasure and inquiry, “ if it was SANDY MARRIED 59 now necessary to buy this journal ? No doubt it contains a reference to your lamented uncle,” said Mr. Grimes, pausing when they came to Hildebrand’s train. Mr. Allenbury trod upon a porter’s toe as Hildebrand, looking up at the station roof instead of his purchase, replied that his uncle was never likely to be mentioned in so fine a paper. “ One that I love,” said Hildebrand emphatically. Mr. Tones, who exuded holiness, sniffed laboriously. Mr. Grimes observed coldly that he had not been aware of Hildebrand’s liking for such literature. It was news to Lesser Cheriton. And his eyes twinkled softly. “But, you yourself,” said Hildebrand. “You take it.” “ Certainly not,” said Mr. Grimes, with hasty wrath. “For years,” went on Hildebrand, bewildered, “I have read it on the Sabbath morn. Oh, must you go? Yes, for years, and I’ve seen it on your table I could swear ” The elders melted away, and Hildebrand looked down. “You can give it to Sandy,” said Nora gently; “he loves it.” Hildebrand knocked against several unoffending passen- gers as he raved to and fro. He declined to apologize for the demolition of a parrot’s cage, and he wailed to the roof for justice. “ Wh — what will they think — what will they say ? I must find them — follow them — miss the train. Madam, I cannot help your poll parrot. I must clear myself . . .” The first smile which Araminta had compassed for the day spread hopefully across her large face. “You really ought to,” she said sweetly. Hildebrand wavered in short rushes, gave one look at Araminta, and finally darted into the carriage. “ I must endure contumely,” said Hildebrand, rolling his eyes. He leant from the window as the train started, and catching sight of his friends, failed to improve his character, for flurried and distraught, he emphasized 6o SANDY MARRIED his shrieked-out explanation by waving the Pink ’ Un emphatically. The elders turned their backs in marked displeasure, cooling their hurt eyes by studying an advertisement of Black-and-White Whisky. Hildebrand, realising his last mistake, sat down heavily, to pour out anguished confidences concerning Miss Susannah Grimes. “ His daughter/’ groaned poor Hildebrand, “ wrapped in sanctity — eats galantine on Sunday mornings to save the cook frying bacon, and now she will hear — she will hear — of this ” Misery passed on to meet peevish ill-humour. When Araminta, who had forgotten Friday, began her luncheon, Hildebrand’s reminder reft a portion of chicken from her very lips. “Breakfast nonsense forgotten?” snarled Hildebrand viciously, watching his cousin’s subsequent chastened luncheon on a bun and bread, with marked pleasure. The fast train would have had a restaurant car. On this Araminta fasted and endured. Chocolate and butter- scotch upset her digestion ; cold eggs, fetched by her maid, made her bilious. The journey dragged on, and it was night when they were decanted at a wayside station, to look out along a perfectly kept road and see nothing to meet them. “ It wass the way, the vehicle wass here for the six/’ said the station-master, “ an’ there be no telegraph. They went back. It is seven miles to the lodge.” Every one looked blankly at everyone else. No one had sent a wire. They were seven miles from food and shelter. “ It is the way — Tummus Macpherson has a vehicle,” said the station-master kindly. “ An’ his house is not so far for a call. It will be better than to sit upon the bit trunks for the nicht.” A telegram could not be dispatched ; the office was closed. SANDY MARRIED 61 Phillips went to the house of Mr. Tummus Macpherson, to return after a weary half hour with a fiery-headed and irascible giant who drove a species of tray upon wheels, attached to a shaggy Scotch pony. For this, it appeared, he asked the sum of one golden pound for the drive. “ The leddies can sit up, and the lassies,” he said, “ and that with meself will be enough. She do stop at a beeg heel,” added Tummus gloomily, “ there bein’ no large heart in her.” There was certainly not much large body. Mr. Macpherson, who at intervals could be heard lamenting guid porridge and scones in an undertone — he had been reft from his supper — assisted Araminta to a seat on a board ; her maid, pouting sulkily, was directed to sit on the floor on a sack. “The other leddie the noo,” said Tummus, “ for it will be the late road for me.” Hildebrand Hannyside’s complexion had been gradually assuming a green tinge. Araminta starting first, even in a tray on wheels. Araminta free for perhaps thirty precious minutes to probe into drawers and cupboards, and find documents. Careless men added codicils to their wills, and left those codicils loose. A gurgle of positive anguish came from Hildebrand’s pale lips. He looked wildly at the dusty, desolate night — * he cried that he must drive. “ Hildebrand’s ill,” said Sandy, hearing the gurgle. Hildebrand fixed his bulging eyes longingly upon the tray. “ This gentleman is ill,” said Sandy to Tummus. “ You must pack him in.” “A walk weel joost do him guid,” growled Tummus. “ It ees the train upon his stumack.” Nora thought that might certainly prove upsetting. She shook her head resolutely towards the portion of board left vacant for her to sit on, and announced that she meant to walk. 62 SANDY MARRIED “ I should only get off every minute to rest that poor rat,” she said, “and I weigh nine stone. You can have it all to yourself, Miss Mellicombe.” Hildebrand Hannyside corrected this announcement, as, with a frantic and joyous plea of illness, he absolutely swamped into the pony cart and sat beside Araminta, a flush of triumph replacing his pallor. Now, at least, they would arrive together. “ But, Mr. Allenbury ? ” began Sandy. Allenbury said firmly that he would also walk. The luggage was piled upon the platform, and the pony cart started. Phillips was nowhere to be seen. He had waited to watch the packing of the tray, and then dis- appeared into the night. The shaggy pony clattered off at a jerky canter. Sandy, Nora, and Allenbury tramped away along the dusty road. Seven miles. . . . Seven miles, when night has fallen, is a long and weary walk. Nora faced it bravely ; when she had raced for a mile, she flagged visibly, and wanted to know if they were half way. Mr. Allenbury said he thought so, tactfully ; the next rise, he said, would bring them into view of Glenicurrie, that was, if Glenicurrie could be seen. Pie omitted the fact that five long miles lay between them and the trees, which, on a clear day, could be seen from the top of the hill. Nora, setting her thinly shod feet down stubbornly, said it was not a rise, but a mountain, and as one could not see in the dark, it was no use the house being so near. They were plodding up the long, smooth steep when the hoot of a motor sounded in the distance. “ I wonder,” said Sandy, “ why Phillips stayed behind ! It is not like Phillips,” he said thoughtfully. A Ducellier light brought its silvery eye over the crest of the hill. It came swiftly at them, blinding them with its SANDY MARRIED 63 radiance, picked their dodging bodies out of the dim- ness, and then grew stationary, embracing them in its gleam. “ I hoped, sir, you would be about here,” said Phillips, getting nimbly out of the car — a big tourer, with a long- nosed bonnet, which spoke of power. “ Phillips ! ” said Nora. “ How ? Why ? ” “ The station-master, madam,” said Phillips, “ obliging and kindly, spoke of Sir Mark Dalgill two miles away and of his motor car. Borrowed the station-masters bicycle, madam, unfortunately rather short for me, and — ahem — scorched to Rathpeffer, explaining our unfortunate dilemma to Sir Mark, who kindly lent his Napier imme- diately to take us to Glenicurrie, sir,” said Phillips to his master. “ Phillips,” said Sandy, in accents of pure rapture, “ you are a wonder.” “ Certainly, sir,” said Phillips, opening the door. It was bliss after the weary tramp, the tramp which must have lasted so long, to pack into the big car, and hear the purr of the powerful engine when she had turned to breast the hill. Scotland became a friendly place now in the darkness ; a dim land of heather and faintly running burns. They swooped down a steep slope and down into a valley between two hills, humming forward carefully, but at twenty miles an hour instead of two. “We shall pick up Araminta ; how glad she will be,” said Nora, snuggling down into the light coat which Phillips’s thought had provided for her. “ And Hildebrand,” said Mr. Allenbury, “ Hildebrand must be put upon the step, or he will suffer torture.” Sandy said that overloading was a matter for Sir Mark’s chauffeur to consider. But as they flew along, the head- light picked no two-wheeled tray drawn by a sulky pony out of the night. They paused at narrow iron gates, and swung into a 64 SANDY MARRIED gravelled sweep, a low, dim house standing dark and quiet behind it. “ Oh, they must have simply killed that poor pony,” said Nora sorrowfully. “ We never caught them up.” A square of light flashed from the door into the gloom ; other lights seemed to spring into being. The caretaker expressed vivid surprise in broad and somewhat unin- telligible Scotch. “ He had indeed given them up. He was verra sorry for sure. An* the leddy left in the night. Gudeness gracious, but what must they be thinkin' ; an 1 what provi- dence had sent the car? ” “ It was not providence — it was Phillips,” said Nora, as she got out. Further, she asked why Miss Mellicombe and Mr. Hannyside had not given warning of their fellow- travellers' arrival. The caretaker, whose name of course was Sandy, ob- served with surprise that no one — not even a sperrit— had come to warn him. “ Then they have fallen down a cliff,” said Sandy breath- lessly. “ There’s been an accident ! ” Phillips carefully removed the borrowed coats. “ The road we came upon, sir,” he explained, “ was possibly not the road traversed by the market cart. It was slightly longer, but more suitable for a motor. Having consulted Sir Mark’s chauffeur, we decided to take it, sir.” Sandy looked at his man, and said nothing, extremely eloquently. It did not take a wizard to remember the fact that, if they had overtaken the toiling pony, Phillips would have had to transfer himself into the market cart. “ They will probably be some little time as yet,” said Phillips gravely. “ Impossible to be too careful as to roads when driving at night in a motor, sir.” Sandy McClasky’s wife hurriedly dished up supper. There were two excellent trout, grilled with great skill, SANDY MARRIED 65 and cold chicken and ham, and cream-cheese ; home- made bread of several varieties, and honey and marma- lade. Hunger made waiting impossible. Reserving one chicken for the other travellers, they went into a cosy sitting-room, where a peat and wood fire glowed in a low grate. Reginald Hannyside had spent every August, and some- times September, in the lodge. It was comfortable, with the plain comfort which man delights in after a long day’s fishing. One turned from one’s dinner to the fire to doze in deep arm-chairs. The stage of tobacco had been reached when the scrunch of wheels outside, and the sound of raised voices, brought the three to the window. Sandy put the lamp out so that they were not easily seen. Hildebrand and Araminta could be heard quarrelling bitterly as they drove to the door. “ I tell you I will not allow it.” “You are not at all sure how far your authority will go.” Then silence, and ; “ I suppose we shall have to rout some one up to meet the Aclands ” — this in more amicable tones. “ Yes,” said Sandy softly. “ It seems rather hard on a man. If we sent this back a little way,” said Araminta, in what she believed to be a whisper — the cart was waiting at the swing gate, and Macpherson was down — “they would have to pay half.” Hildebrand thought it would be a good idea. The yellow light gleamed from the hall door, and Phillips paced forth to meet the travellers. “ You ! ” said Araminta, gasping — “ you ! Where are — is — are — Mr. Acland ? ” Sandy McAllister’s Scotch voice explained swiftly. “ The ithers had been at the lodge for half an hour or mair from oot the motor, an’ were cosy an’ warm in the rum.” 5 66 SANDY MARRIED “ Came — in a motor ! ” Araminta’s shrill voice rose swiftly. “ They have been here for hours ! ” She sat on her wooden seat and raised her hands tragically. “ A conspiracy,” she spat forth viciously. “ That Allenbury creature wanted to get here first to find the will and tamper with it. It is a plot.” Mr. Allenbury, his complexion of a fine scarlet hue, wished to know in a strangled whisper if that was not sufficient grounds for an action for libel. Sandy said he feared not — certainly as the cousins’ lawyer. “ If it was the last penny — if they were the last clients Allenbury & Allenbury ever owned, I would not keep them on,” blazed the irate lawyer stormily. “ And that Acland,” boomed Hildebrand. “ What have they been doing all this time ? ” “ Partaking of supper, sir.” Phillips advanced softly to the side of the trap. “ Fortunate enough to borrow a motor, sir. Allow me, madam — these carts being difficult of access. Charming drive, madam.” Araminta, unclamping herself stiffly, wished to know why she had not been overtaken and rescued. “ Road you took too hilly for motor-driving, madam,” said Phillips urbanely. “ Impossible to be too careful in the dark, madam, especially with borrowed cars. No doubt your route far more picturesque, madam.” “ Picturesque ! ” said Miss Mellicombe, bitterly stalking into the house, and directing that her luggage should be fetched immediately. But Sandy McClasky was completely obdurate on this subject. If it were’ for a Creestian boddy he would send forth Jan, the lad, but the bit goods must be waitin’ till the morrow. Phillips took Nora’s bag and Sandy’s suit-case from where he had concealed them under Macpherson’s feet, and went on calmly. Araminta’s voice could be heard raging outside. SANDY MARRIED 67 “ Good heavens — the pipes ! ” Sandy looked at the cloud of tobacco. “ We’d forgotten.” Hasty concealment did not relieve the atmosphere of a pungent odour, even with the windows flung wider. Mrs. McClasky hurriedly rearranged the supper table, so that the second chicken showed in his untouched freshness, flanked by salad, cream-cheese, and the variety of cakes and bread. Araminta, in bitter mood, and announcing a weariness which was unbearable, stalked into the room. She was followed hurriedly by Hildebrand. The blight of Friday fell once more upon hunger. Fish — yes, there had been fish ; but unfortunately Phillips, who believed it would not keep hot, had shared the one left over with Delia. “ Being myself accustomed to fish upon Fridays,” apolo- gized Phillips, “ wife a Catholic, madam.” Miss Mellicombe took cream-cheese almost savagely, as Hildebrand explained the merits of the home-cured ham. Presently, Hildebrand, wrinkling his nose, believed the windows had never been opened since Mr. Hannyside’s last visit, for the place reeked of smoke. “ Astonishing the way it clings,” said Sandy, touching something warm in his coat pocket. Hildebrand did not smoke. He considered it immoral. His face of chaste displeasure when Araminta lighted her cigarettes, which she smoked hurriedly and without real enjoyment, was always a study. It was too late to commence search that night. Araminta solemnly locked the door of the sitting-room and tiny gun-room beyond it, and handed the keys to Sandy. It was her gentle way of showing her lack of trust in her late uncle’s legal adviser. He acknowledged the act with a grim smile. It was difficult to feel depressed at Glenicurrie in the morning. Reginald Hannyside had made a hobby of the place ; a rock garden, so beautifully kept that its wildness 68 SANDY MARRIED was completely preserved, humped its beauties below the windows. Late rhododendrons, azaleas, white pinks, countless brilliant little rock flowers, crouched in nooks and trailed over crannies. The grey-brown waters of the lake lapped close by, and an active river, tuned to hoarse murmurs by recent rains, danced gaily into it. The fresh Highland air blew sweet and clean across hill and lake, the kiss of health in its breath. Lake and river were of the best in Scotland, teeming with big brown trout, with salmon in the river. Later the white trout fishing was excellent in the lower lake and stretch of the river. When Sandy woke to the soothing gurgle of the waters, the spirit raised years ago at Dooloch Lake rose in him. Phillips, roused from slumber, produced tea. Sandy McClasky was only too willing to scurry for rods and tackle. It was of course unpardonable of Mr. Acland, out on so grave a mission, to return with his wife at eleven o’clock with a goodly basket of trout and a small salmon. Mrs. McClasky went smilingly to cook eggs and bacon and to take five varieties of hot bread from the nook she kept them hot in ; but the faces of Araminta and Hilde- brand were stony with displeasure. It is even possible that Mr. Acland would have been an hour later had not Allenbury appeared, waving wildly, on the shores. “ Since eight,” said Allenbury jerkily, discreetly mixing a smile and a sigh, “ they have been fuming. I think,” he said mildly, “ that they are hungry.” “ But good gracious,” said Sandy, “ why wait break- fast?” Mr. Allenbury observed still more mildly that Sandy seemed to forget that he had the key of both sitting-rooms in his pocket. At this Nora made further delay by sitting down to laugh helplessly. SANDY MARRIED 69 “ And he hasn’t / " said Mrs. Acland, wiping her eyes, “ for he threw them into the little drawer in the hall table before he went to bed last night. We’ve had tea and cold scones, but, oh, Araminta.” “ Fish, madam,” said Phillips, who had come to row an oar, “ will console Miss Mellicombe.” “ I suggested the windows,” said Allen bury, “but they are some way from the ground, and small. Also Araminta would not allow Hildebrand to get in first, and Hildebrand would not allow Araminta, and so they waited. I took breakfast in the kitchen,” he added. Sandy tried not to look like an elderly and naughty child as he met the charges laid upon him by fate. “It was all for fish, too, for your breakfast,” he said to Araminta ; “ I thought you could not do without fish.” To which Miss Mellicombe shot forth, gratefully, that she detested fish, and Hildebrand remarked gloomily that for his part it always reminded him of Rome. Mrs. McClasky counselled more breakfasts in the kitchen. “ The rum not bein’ red up or dusted the noo,” she said, eyeing her younger guests with candid dislike ; “ though I put the steps to the window the leddy wudna let me in,” she added acidly. When Araminta, irritable from hunger, asked for the keys, Sandy’s journey to the hall table bore an air of guilt. “ There ! ” said Araminta, looking at Allenbury, “ for any dishonest person to take out — there ; oh, Mr. Ac- land ” Mr. Allenbury breathed heavily. “ There is not a judge,” he said to the ceiling, “who would not give it in my favour.” Phillips, waiting with a duster, looked respectfully solicitous. “ Exceedingly flushed, sir,” he said sympathetically. “Not well, sir? If I might suggest a little soda water, 70 SANDY MARRIED “ A little verdict/’ said Allenbury bitterly, as he watched Araminta unlock the door. A further wait was necessary while turf ashes were lifted and powdery dust removed. And then a breakfast such as Scotland can produce smoked on the table. Oat cakes, scones, griddle bread, soda cakes, yeast rolls, Highland mutton ham, and honey and trout and eggs. Sandy thought contentedly that he wished the search might take a day or two ; the memory of his big trout’s fight for life was hot in him. “ Took out every yard of line,” he prattled to Allenbury. “Jumped six times, and tried to break me. Oh, fighting fish, fighting fish — and Nora got a salmon — six pounds ; but Nora is an artist and I’m not,” he said humbly. At this speech, Mrs. Acland’s glance across the table said plainly that whatever he was she was satisfied with him. Highly mollified by a third egg, and the absent-minded eating of trout, Araminta grew better humoured, and Hildebrand lost gloom. The search in that little house could not be a long one. There were no papers in the one bureau save a few old letters, and the fishing and shooting book. The will had certainly not been left in Scotland. Sandy, brought in and questioned as to packets of papers, shook his head. “ The maister had no mind at all for the letters,” he said. “Times he’d tear them to weeshy bits, and throw them to the burn.” Araminta, with a squeal of anguish, caught Mr. Allen bury by the arm. “ If he burnt it — what then ? ” she shrieked. “ Who would get — there are crowds of relatives ? ” “ Burn is a river,” said Allenbury, dislodging the young lady firmly. “ It is Gaelic for a river, Miss Mellicombe.” Miss Mellicombe relaxed stiffly, and with a marked aspect of suspicion. SANDY MARRIED 7i “ No mind had he for the papers,” went on Sandy. “It wass for the sport he wass here.” Clearly the will was not at Glenicurrie. “Sandy,” said Hildebrand, after a pause, and over his shoulder. “Yes,” said Acland absently. “Sandy, get a trap,” said Hildebrand, “and take some telegrams to the station.” “ I shall do no such thing,” said Mr. Acland testily, “ no such thing, Hannyside.” Hildebrand spun round and apologized. Sandy McClasky, grinning faintly to the door, whispered to Acland of the “ verra best pool in the river for feesh — a mile down or mair — an 5 in fine order the day.” “ Having done with the rootin’,” said Sandy, “ ye might be for the sport.” Sandy Acland thought they might. He stood con- sidering as Hildebrand wrote out telegrams, and the care- taker waited for them. “ Backin’ the horses, no doubt,” said McClasky con- fidentially, “as the uncle before him. I’m trustin’ the chasers is well, Mr. Hannyside.” Hildebrand raised his head with a grunt. “ Great animals surely,” said Sandy McClasky, enthu- siastically. “ I did give Mr. Hannyside a sheelin’ once, and he sent me a postal order for twa an’ sax. It wass a great deevidend entirely.” Hildebrand stormed out that he had nothing to say to godless, graceless racing, and he took Allenbury aside. This was to hold a consultation as to the journey to Paris. Acland, suddenly discovering that he was suffering from a headache which would take at least two days’ Scotch air, inhaled by the water, to cure, counselled the wisdom of writing. The concierge of the Villa Jasmin must be warned. He also suggested their stopping at an hotel, as the villa 72 SANDY MARRIED was very small and some way out. “ Reginald told me he only breakfasted there,” said Sandy. “ It’s a box.” “ I,” said Hildebrand, “shall certainly stop there. I have never been to the French capital, and the company I might encounter at these hotels would not suit me. One cannot touch pitch,” went on Hildebrand. “ Or rub off powder and not get a little white on your cheek,” said Nora wickedly. “ Of course some young men can never trust themselves,” added Allenbury thoughtfully, “ so better stay out in the green shades, Hildebrand.” “If he stays, I shall stay until the will is found,” said Araminta excitedly. Nora looked at her gravely, a gravity hiding a twinkle in her pretty grey Irish eyes. “ The devotion of cousins,” she said softly. “ Sandy — that is, Sandy, my husband — I am ready to fish.” Araminta wrote a letter to Jacques Leroux. Hildebrand could not, and she refused to allow directions to come from any one else. She explained loftily that she was a very fine French scholar. Hildebrand presented his wires to Allenbury, directing him to put their cost down in the bill. “They are all counted,” warned Hildebrand, “and noted down.” Allenbury put the papers in his pocket, and some words he would have delighted in speaking, back in his throat. Then he followed the Aclands to the river. There was no poaching at Glenicurrie. Bailiffs patrolled the banks ; the waters teemed with fish. “ Ah, but ye should tak’ it on,” said McClasky, “ an ? come here for the autumn. You should, Mrs. Acland, mem.” Nora, with a sigh, said they had heaps of fishing in Ireland, “but not like this.” To which McClasky replied that there were too many Fridays in Eerland for the feeshin’. “With the bailiffs hungry themselves, would they not be pullin' oot the SANDY MARRIED 73 troutees for to eat,” said Sandy. “It is here ye shud be, sir. With the sea but twa mile awa’, eef ye have young men and leddies that like it.” Alexander the Great and his sister Kathleen would very much like it. As all mankind is possessed with the spirit of unrest in the month of August, and leaves his country home when it is at its loveliest, Nora sighed again ; for the wild hills and the lakes, the rushing river, and the kiss of the salt air had won her heart. It took two whole days of strenuous casting before Sandy was fit to travel. He looked callously at the feverish anxiety of Araminta and Hildebrand as they hovered on the banks of the lakes and abused all things Scottish. “ Ah, but the leddy — the leddy can throw the line,” said McClasky happily. Mr. Allenbury fished also, without the wild enthusiasm of his companions, but with a keenly quiet enjoyment. His contentment was soon lessened by the fuming of his clients. “ They will know— soon enough,” he would say grimly. “ Oh soon enough, Acland.” An inherent meanness appeared to be engrained in both cousins. Araminta sent away chickens from the door because of their extreme expense. Hildebrand agreed with her until dinner time, when a rabbit, its painfully human con- tour outlined in onion sauce, was laid before them. “ The leddy an’ the twa gentlemen is to a cold supper about ten,” said Mr. McClasky acidly. “ An’ a’ the feesh is gone by the post, so the bit rabbit an a shape of rice is all I can do.” But the pie which appeared at supper did not taste of rabbit — the salmon must have cooled with miraculous celerity as it was ready just ten minutes after the fishers came in. “ I’m really sorry to leave it,” said Nora as they stood on the gravel sweep, ready to go. “ It’s almost like Ireland 74 SANDY MARRIED here.” The golden memories they left to Sandy Mc- Clasky and his wife made that worthy pair more anxious than ever for their return. “ Buy it a* up, ma’am,” pleaded Mrs. McClasky. “ There is a sair lot of cakes I have not med for ye the while.” She took a two-shilling piece from Araminta politely, while Hildebrand, as owner, considered it quite unnecessary to disburse tips. “ Surely,” said Nora to the lawyer, a sudden thought striking her, “ they won’t leave those two people to pay for all our food.” Mr. Allenbury assured her decisively that even to a penny the score would be rendered in the accounts. “ Remarkably expensive place too — Scotland,” he said cheerily. “ Even rabbits are half a crown each, and coal is at famine prices.” Araminta was a bad sailor. She plied herself with a variety of patent medicines and then lay prone in a deck chair with a hot bottle clasped in her arms, growing greener to each slight roll of the boat ; they crossed by Newhaven and Dieppe to save expense, but half-way across Araminta might have been taken for a reincarnation of Queen Mary, so often was the word Calais on her lips. A fresh wind ruffled the blue sea, just enough to make the boat rise and fall softly. Hildebrand scorned sea sickness with an over-loud voice. He had only once been upset in his life, and that was ptomaine poisoning on the steamer cruising to Guernsey. “ Bad sardines,” said Hilde- brand, eyeing the expanse of sea irritably. “ I hope to Heaven — to-day, that our breakfast at Victoria ” “ Mr. Hannyside,” said Nora, looking up, “ I left my book in my bunk. I took a berth in case I felt bad. If you’d get it for me.” Hildebrand looked at Mrs. Acland’s husband, but he was employed in rubbing the ankle he had been sharply knocked on. “ I’m not such a very good sailor myself,” said Nora, “ but SANDY MARRIED 75 with a regular seadog like you one does not mind asking you to go below.” “ He will not come back,” said Nora, as Hildebrand rose, walked to the door and disappeared with a sudden rush. “ And I am weary of Greater Bethel.” Hildebrand was trying to repeat to them a whole discourse of Mr. Grimes how to keep his mind off being ill. When Hildebrand appeared in the harbour at Dieppe he regretted a violent fit of neuralgia which had made it imperative for him to lie down. He was getting to the gangway with a faint attempt at jauntiness when a steward ran out hurriedly. “ The gentleman who was so very sick,” he said, “ has quite forgotten to pay for the brandy. Just one shilling. Thank you , sir,” this with extreme politeness as two sixpences were irritably thrown upon him by a flushed and explaining youth. “ When I ’olds ’is fat ’ead again,” said the third steward to a sailor, “ when I does. Teetotaller too — took spirits to save his life, e’ said. Not the first time he’d saved it neither.” Araminta, thanks to her precautions, had not been sick. She was in good spirits as the luxurious train sped out of Dieppe across fair and fertile France. The finding of the will must be near at last. She would know how much Hildebrand had, and whether the diamonds were hers for ever. Araminta built castles in the air instead of looking out at the sun-lit landscape. They were peopled by an austere but worthy clergyman, who had now almost succumbed to her determination to marry him ; and a life of devotion blended with discreet amuse- ment in a London suburb. It was always wise to go to questionable plays so that one could discuss and condemn them afterwards. You cannot see the real harm a risky book does unless you read it. Araminta dreamed of rich joys, as then, coupled with lenten fasts, with early rising in autumn days ; and a church exquisite with stained 76 SANDY MARRIED glass. Also, remotely, of certain charities dispensed to East-End parishioners. Hildebrand, with the relief of returning health, thought of Northlap when he was master. He would have a meeting-house in the park and only take servants who worshipped there. The stables should be turned into a parish hall. The name of Hannyside should no longer be stained by its appearance in the Calendar. “ Paris,” said Nora, pointing to the distant spires of the great city. They were flying by the deep waters of the Seine as it winds through the green valleys it waters. Presently the ruinous and squalid houses which always seem to line the banks of great railway lines appeared on either side — changing to respectability as they come into the Gare d'Ouest. Sandy and Allenbury endeavoured to leave the search- ing of the Villa Jasmin until the morning. There was really no time to go up there now. Baths, dinner, and theatre lay comfortably before them, but the headstrong impatience of Araminta and Hildebrand would not be subdued. They must at least go on to the villa. “ They are afraid to lose sight of each other,” said Allenbury with grim enjoyment. “ Drop our things at the Regina then, and take the pair over. I won't search to-night.” Taxis sped as Paris taxis do, swooping and gliding with complete contempt for the pedestrian, whom they would summon for obstruction if they ran him down. The Regina had been wired to for rooms, its soft pink- hued comfort was regretfully left, and against a lowering sky which talked of thunderstorms, they sped onwards. The Villa Jasmin proved to be a tiny place, with a garden in front and room for a motor or horses at the back. It was what Mickey would have termed ‘convaniant to the races ’ and out in the fresh air. Hannyside often SANDY MARRIED 77 spent weeks there. He was fond of Paris, and detested hotels. Jacques Leroux, a worthy man, who made no attempt at English, met them on the doorstep, his round, fat face completely bewildered. It bore, in fact, so guilty a look, that Araminta stood at the gate and breathed suspicion. “ That person,” she said austerely, “ has not attended to my explicit directions. I see it in his face. “ But, messieurs, mesdames, I am desolated, distressed, began Jacques, “but I.” Araminta took a step forward, then commenced to speak French— she spoke what she believed to be the language at a rapid rate, to show that she knew how it was done. « N’avy voo pas recoo mon lettre ? ” said Araminta severely. “ Dong cela j’ai ordonne.” Plere Nora giggled and Mr. Allenbury coughed. “ Comman-die— directee,” thundered Araminta, looking round. “A preparery soop ” Jacques snapped hungrily at what he believed to be an English word, and one which he understood ; before the « e ” had leapt from Miss Mellicombe’s lips, he cried that, as regarded potage, Marie, his wife, would have some of supreme excellence — mademoiselle looked pale. It was of onions and cabbage, but superb. “ Mon lettre,” said Araminta firmly, and without under- standing one word. Mr. Allenbury then asked gently, in his French, what had become of mademoiselle’s letter. “ One which she wrote to you, Jacques— one written by mademoiselle in French. Jacques wrung his hands as he informed monsieui that the language was truly the trouble. Had it but been in English he would have deciphered it. For were there not many places where it could have been tianslated? But on the faith of a Frenchman, Jacques cried that it was but a word here and there which he could read. 78 SANDY MARRIED “ The letter so difficult, it is somewhere/' said Jacques, searching his pocket. “ Times did we read, Marie and I, and monsieur know there is no trouble I would not take, for the lady said of a surety she was the niece of Monsieur Hannyside — we saw that au fin. And we have done much. Chickens — mademoiselle commanded chickens to be there for the cause that Mr. Hannyside was dead. And Ciel ! We know not the customs of English mourners, but my good Marie she has procured them. Five, black- feathered, the kind of Minorca, now roost in the garage." At this point Araminta stood to attention and ordered that English should be spoken, while Sandy, Nora, and Allenbury went to the door and caught choking colds in the draught. Jacques was clearly distressed. He hoped to be remem- bered as a faithful servant. “ And all I could read that did I," wailed the caretaker. “ The villain letter, where is she ? Nay, but I have her in my mind. Ah, here is a portion." Araminta gazed frigidly at the crumpled sheet of note- paper, as she called out triumphantly that the man must be a fool not to have understood. “Voila! Messieurs et mesdames — Regardez. Now shall I know how ignorant a scholar am I." He read slowly and painfully, holding the letter up so that its words were clearly visible. “Nous auron besoin des poulets du cause de nous sommes en dool — quand nous arrivons a la maison de mon oncle mort. Nous resterons dedons la maison. Prepares toutes vos lits pour nous avec drapeau seccouer." Jacques waved the letter wildly. “ Monsieur, in obedience have I bought flags of various countries, and they now lie upon the beds " Nora leant against Sandy and wiped her eyes. “ There it is, absolutely clear," thundered Araminta, seizing her letter. “ Have you the rooms ready then, man, les chambers a coucher ? ” SANDY MARRIED 79 Jacques caught a word; he swung open a door off the hall ; he bowed dutifully with a smile. “ But, mademoiselle ! ” he said. “ See, this have I done.” The opened door revealed a neat room, containing a bed covered with flags of various nationalities. “There are of America, of England, of France,” said Jacques proudly. “ I will now with pleasure shake them myself. And all that can be done will I do. I, Jacques, with all my heart.” Chairs were ranged in the salon. Three people, in- capable of containing themselves any longer, fell on to them, to gasp in the throes of helpless laughter, through which Jacques shook the stars and stripes vigorously. Araminta, sulkily aware of some mistake, said “ how curious ” acidly, and Hildebrand wished to know if every one was mad ; while Phillips, who had once spent some years in France, choked respectfully. “ But is it that they are not right ? ” murmured Jacques, dropping the flag sadly. “ But see, madame — as I was commanded. Have I then done wrong in the end? ” Nora’s laughter had grown painful ; she took the crumpled sheet. “It is secouer, Araminta. You meant dry ” — she gasped — “ and here is soupe, and here words I cannot read. And ” “And the name for the keys?” grunted Hildebrand, looking contemptuously at the poor foreigner, who was obliged to gabble in his own language. “ And here,” said Nora, following the lines with a shaking forefinger, “ here, oh, Jacques. What is this ? ” “ ‘ Si vous avez les clefts gardez avec particularite,’ and, at the end, ‘ N’oublez pas d’avoir un fou, parsque j’aime a regarder des fou tou jours/ Oh ! oh ! ” said Nora faintly. “ Ah ! But that ” — Jacques’s face fell — “ that last request of the mademoiselle’s, it was outside my power, messieurs. A person of weak intellects see — even to oblige the niece of my benefactor.” “ Ara — Ara — minta ! ” gasped Nora. “ Oh, Araminta ! 8o SANDY MARRIED As — as — there are only flags for you to sleep on, and onion soup for supper, and not even a fool at the stoveside, come back to the hotel before we die of exhaustion.” Araminta, flushed with wrath, said she failed to under- stand ; one may make slight grammatical mistakes, she said, but there is no reason for laughter. Nora wiped her eyes and looked reproachfully at her husband, who still roared. Jacques, bewildered and sorrowful, hinted that he had not offended. Five francs had he laid out upon the drapeaux, and to shake was of a simplicity, and the chickens of Minorca black as night “ He is mad,” said Araminta — “ mad, Mrs. Acland ” “ Dear ! dear!” gurgled Nora. “ Oh, put them all on the bill, Mr. Allenbury.” Mr. Allenbury took a note grimly. “ I cannot see my mistakes,” said Araminta haughtily. “You meant sheets, but you wrote flags,” said Nora; “ and there is no r to your souper. Come, we are too weak to search to-night.” The cousins were removed unwillingly. Hildebrand ordered breakfast at the villa at nine. Nora, knowing France, smiled as she murmured twelve to Madame Leroux, a pretty, brown-eyed woman, who promised to have dejeuner for them. Hildebrand wished suspiciously to know if Nora had mentioned eggs. And also why the deuce the two ignorant fools could not speak plain English, to which Nora wisely returned that after all he could not talk French, and that eggs would no doubt be provided. Araminta sat stiffly in the car. “ Why had every one laughed, and why had her direc- tions been ignored? It is a plot,” said Araminta darkly. “ The French for flags and sheets and shake and to dry are terribly confusing to the poor foreigner,” suggested Nora cheerfully. SANDY MARRIED 81 Here she forbade Sandy to laugh any more. Miss Mellicombe reddened angrily, and after a pause returned that one often forgot little ends of French, and then, after another pause, as she searched for lost prestige, that, of course, no doubt peasants only understood patois. And, in any case, the words are quite alike, she said, to persons of education. “ If I were to write to you, Araminta, to put shakos on my bed, you would not . . . Sandy, you will be ill,” said Mrs. Acland severely. “I would not buy Union Jacks,” said Araminta snappily, as the car hummed through the Place de la Concorde. Araminta, objecting to a French theatre on the grounds that the Reverend Eustace would place a penance on her when she confessed to him later on, Mr. Allenbury sug- gested duly that they should go to a variety entertainment of extreme mildness. Hildebrand, though imbued by fear of contamination, went with them because he would not let Araminta out of his sight, and two taxis wafted them to the Folies Bergeres. Some performing animals upon the stage amused France when it looked at them, followed by a gymnast of extreme skill and dullness, and Araminta settled down to it with a sigh of content. “She knew that Mr. Eustace,” she said, “had once engaged performing dogs to amuse the Sunday school, so it must be all right.” Hildebrand, on the other hand, remained suspicious. He was as far removed from Araminta as seating space would allow, and he made audible asides to Sandy, referring gloomily to every woman he saw in a term, which in his accent sounded like a co-operative firm which had been captured. On Sandy’s repeated head-shakes he grew easier, and even eloquent when, between the turns, they sat at tables outside to drink coffee and orangeade. He thought people must know each other very well, 6 82 SANDY MARRIED because it reminded him, he said, of a large family party. Every one moving about and quite friendly. “ If you,” said Sandy, “were to go up to ” “ Sandy ! ” said Nora sharply. “ My dear, I was about to observe,” said Sandy mildly. “ Well, don’t observe it,” said Nora, relapsing into good humour. “ What I was going to tell him,” said Sandy later, “ was that if many people knew each other he might join one of the groups and safely say he had met them at a house party and they had forgotten him.” “I am ashamed of you, Sandy,” said Mrs. Acland severely. “ And I would have given the grey mare’s foal to see it,” she added, after a pause. CHAPTER V An offer, uncle, that we will accept. —Richard //. H ildebrand hannyside did not take his ty complet next morning because he thought early tea in an hotel an unnecessary extravagance. He rang vigorously, without observing the instructions on the bell, so that a pretty femme de chambre discovered him, to his complete surprise, in the surplice-like garment adopted for his slumbers. At her sweet remark of “ Monsieur a sonn£,” Hildebrand plunged beneath the bedclothes with a yell, and requested a gar