|l] GEORGIA 70 and | SOUTH CAROLINA ALMANAC, Calculated by T. P. Ashmore, Lincolnton, Ga., (same as grier's,) FOR, THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, 1870, Being the second after Bissextile, or Leap Year, and until July 4th the 94th of thellndependence of the United States, augusta, ga.: constitutionalist book and job print. THE ANATOMY OF MAN'S BODY, as supposed to be governed by the according to ancient astrology. Aries, T the Head. n Arms. a Heart. Reins. t Thighs. Legs. Neck; 25 Breast. n Bowels. n"i Secrets. ys Knees. The Feet, X Pisces. To Know Where the Sign is.—First find the day of the month, and against it, in the column that shows the Moon's Place, stands the sign in which the Moon is; then finding the Sign here, you will see the part of the body it is supposed to govern. EXPLANATION OF the SIGNS OF the ZODIAC. f Aries, the Ram. & Taurus, the Bull. EE Gemini, the Twins. £5 Cancer, the Crab, a Leo, the Lion, irij Virgo, the Virgin. =2= Libra, the Balance Scorpio, the Soorpian. t Sagittarius, the Archer. VJ Capricornus, the Goat.. -Cvv' Aquarius, the Waterman, X Pisces, the Fishes. Note.—The calculations of this Almanac are made to solar or apparent Ttoe. A table of the equation of time has been placed at~the top of each Calendar page, for the convenience of those who may wish to keep the Mean Time. When the Mean Time is wanted, the Equation of Time taken from said Table, must he ap- plied to the apparent Time. When the Sun is slow, the Equation of Time, t&en' from said Table, must he added to the apparent Time, hut when hois fast, it mult he subtracted from the apparent Time, in order to obtain the Mean Time. W. jEL. Ba/rrett, Druggist. 8 EQUINOXES AND SOLSTICES. Vernal Equinox, (Spring begins,) March 21 Summer Solstice, (Summer begins,) .June 21 Autumnal Equinox, (Autumn begins,) September 23 Winter Solstice, (Winter begins,). December 21 CHRONOLOGICAL CYCLES. Dominical Letter, B Golden Number, .9 Epact, (Moon's age Jan. 1st,)........ 28 Solar Cycle, .. ..3 Roman Indiction,.. 13 Julian Period, 6583 MOVABLE FEASTS OF THE CHURCH; Easter Sunday.................April Easter Monday,.... .....April 1° Low Sunday,.... April 2* Holy Thursday,.... May 2° WhitSunday, June '« Whit Monday, June ® Rogation Sunday, May 22 Trinity Sunday, June 12 Advent Sunday,.. Nov. 27 Septuagesima Sunday, Feb. 13 Sexageeima Sunday, ......Feb. 20 Shrove Sunday, ;...Eeb. 27 Ash Wednesday, March.. 2 First Sunday in Lent, March . .6. Palm Sunday, -April .10 Good. Friday,.. April 15 Lady's Day,.. April 16 St. Mark's Day ........April 25 EMBER DAYS. March 9th, 11th, 12th. ISeptember 14th, 16th, 17th. June 8th, 19th, 11th. |December 14th, 16th, 17th ASPECTS OF THE PLANETS. The Planet Mercury will he visible in the morning ^Khe 11th of March, and in the evening of the 3d of May, and in the evening of ^B|28th of August. Venus, will be Evening Star till .the i 5th of February/lhen Morning Star till the 9th of December, and then .Evening Star till the end of the year. She will be brightest on the 19th of January, and on the 2d of April. Her greatest angu¬ lar distance from the Sun, Will. be.on the 7th of May. Mars will be in opposition with. the Sun during this year. Jupiter will be in opposition.with, the Sun on the 13th of December. Saturn will be in opposition with the Sun on the 16th of June. Herschel will be in opposition with the Sun on the 11th of January. SOLAR AND LUNAR ECLIPSES FOR 1869. During thiB year five eclipses will take place— three of the Sun and two of the ^The first will be of the Moon, on the 17th day of January, at 9h. 22m., A. M., invisible in all of the States lying East of ihe Mississippi river. It will be visi¬ ble in the Western portion of the United States, and in the Pacific Ocean, and ^Tife^econd will be of the Sun, on the 31st of January, at 9h. 57m., A. M., in¬ visible in the United rtates. It will be visible near the South Pole. The third will be of the Sun, on the 28th of June, at 6h. 2m., P. M., invisible in theUnited States. It will be visible near the South Pole. The fourth will be of the Moon, on the 12th of July, at 5h. 2m., P.M.,invisi¬ ble in the United States. It will be visible in Europe, Asia and Africa. The fifth will be of the Sun on the 22d of December, at 6h. 57m., A. M., in¬ visible in the United States. It will be visible in Europe and Asia. It will b« total in some places. W. JI. Barrett, Druggist. A TABLE SHOWING THE DIFFERENCE AUGUSTA AND THE PLACES SPECIFIED. IN TIME BETWEEN GEORGIA. Waynesboro,* Jefferson ton Swai nshoro' Louisville*.... Applington* Lincolnton* Warren ton* Waresboro' Washington* Elberton. Dublin Sparta* Crawtordville* ■ Carnesville Danielsville Lexington Athens* - Jefferson Clarksville Monroe* Monticello* Clinton* Macon* Marion Milledgeville* Eatonton* Greensboro'* Hawkinsville Irwinville Tioupville Blairsville Gainesville Lawrenceville Dahlonega Gumming . Covington* Cambelton* Marietta Ellijay Atlanta* Fayetteville* Newnan* Zebulou* Forsyth* Knoxville Perry Oglethorpe Buena "Vista Americus Vienna Starkville Lumpkin Cuthbert Albany Blakely . Thomasville Bainbridge Columbus Talbotton , Greene ville* Hamilton La Grange* Franklin Cedartown* Carrolton* Rome Spring Place La Fayette Trenton Summerville 8 10 11 30 11 25 10 50 10 0 10 20 11 50 10 0 8 10 8 40 7 50 9 10 10 50 9 0 8 60 9 12 12 9 50 12 10 8 30 11 0 12 50 11 11 30 12 12 50| 12 50l 13 0 12 40 13 30 12 0 13 25 14 35 14 10 Clarksville Clayton Holmesville Reids ville Mount Vernon Chattanooga, Tenn. Sandersville* Jacksonboro'*—.. • Statesboro'— Springfield— Darien— Brunswick— Hinesville— Savannah— SO. CAROLINA. Anderson Greenville Columbia Beaufort Charleston Camden Cheraw Georgetown* ALABAMA. Eufaula Montgomery Huntsvilie Decatur Selma Marion Mobile Tuscaloosa* 13 20 17 25 18 30 20 50 20 50 21 10 24 15 22 20 The foregoing table shows the difference in time between Augusta and the places specified. For instance, suppose you were at Macon, and wished to have or to know the Augusta time, all you would have to do to obtain it, would be to observe the exact time of the Sun's passage over the Meridian of that place, and then find Macon in the table, and take out the difference in time for that place, and add it to apparent noon at Macon, and you would have the Augusta apparent time. If you should wish the Macon time at Augusta, you should apply the " Equation of Time," taken from the top of the Calendar page, according to the I instructions given, for using that table. All the places in the table, marked with an asterisk (*), are nearly in the Lat- i itude of Augusta, and therefore the Sun will rise and set, at said places at the ! same relative hour and minute at which he rises and sets at Augusta. At all the \ places not marked, the Sun's relative rising and setting will differ from his relative rising and setting at Augusta ; and the difference will increase as their Latitudes from that of Augusta increase. A few places in the table are marked thus , which shows that they are East of Augusta; therefore the difference in time between them and Augusta, must be subtracted from their respective times, in order to obtain the Augusta time. At all places in the Latitude ef Augusta, all around the glode, the Sun rises and seta at the same relative hour and minute, at which he rises and sets at Augusta. 1st Month. JANUARY, 1870. 31 Days. MOON'S PHASES. D. H. M. New Moon, 1 6 39 Eve First Quarter, 9 8 33 Eve Full Moon, 17 9 22 Morn Last Quarter, 24 5 27 Morn- New Moon, 31 9 57 Mom Sun Slow. equation of time. GO NOONNCOOOOO MiONOOOH(NCO T—1 T—i H Q i—i o a co r— i—i io cs rH r-l R's and sets. 1 Sat. New Year's D © in Per'e 7 4 4 56 sets. 2 Sun. Bt. Jones'lle, Va. '63. Cold 7 3 4 57 6 27 3 Mon. Ft. Pulaski taken, '61 cloudy 7 3 4 57 7 12 4 Tues C <5 9 Bat. Princeton, '74. 7 3 4 57 8 17 5 Wed. 2 Sets 8h. 30m. and dis aqree- 7 2 4 58 X 9 27 6 Thur. Epiphany, able weather. 7 2 4 58 10 48 7 Fri. Putnam born, 1718. 7 2 4 58 11 50 8 Sat. Bat. New Orleans, 1815. 7 1 4 59 r morn. 9 Sun. Col. Lubbock died, 1862. 7 1 4 59 0 41 10 Mon. OF D. OF Various Phenomena. Sun Sun muuiN's PLACE 3 R's and M W. rises set 8. sets. 1 Tues C (5 9 St. David. Cold 6 20 5 40 X 5 15 2 Wed. Ash Wed'y. 3 6 % . winds 6 19 5 41 sets. 3 Thar. 9 Rises 5h. 45m. from the 6 18 5 42 V 7 10 4 Fri. Pollux Souths, 8h. 44m. 6 17 5 43 8 7 5 Sat. <£ In Apogee. Northwest. 6 16 5 44 « 9 10 6 Sun. 1st Sunday in Lent. 6 15 5 45 10 11 7 Mon. 3 6 %. Rainy and 6 14 5 46 11 12 8 Tues % Sets llh. 12m. windy. 6 13 5 47 n 11 58 9 Wed. % 6 (v). <£ Highest. 6 12 5 48 morn. 10 Thur. 5's Greatest Elongation E. 6 11 5 49 Zo 0 40 11 Fri. 5 Visible in the morning. 6 10 5 50 1 21 12 Sat. Cold sor the season. 6 9 5 51 a 2 5 13 Sun. 2d Sunday in Lent. 6 8 5 52 2 48 14 Mon. Procyon South, lh. 1m. 6 7 5 53 "K 3 31 15 Tues Gen. A. Jaekson horn, 1767. 67 6 5 54 4 8 16 Wed. Regulus South, lOh. 21m. 6 5 5 55 4 40 17 Thur. St. Patrick's Day. Look for 6 4 5 56 rises. 18 Fri. Vega rises, lOh. 26m. 3 In Perigee, a large 6 3 5 57 7 12 19 Sat. 6 2 5 58 "i 8 20 20 Sun. 3d Sunday in Lent, frost. 6 1 5 59 9 31 21 Mon. ©Ent'sT* Dys and n'ts eq. 6 0 6 0 t 10 43 22 Tues (£ 6 h . 3 Lowest. Fair 5 59 6 1 11 42 23 Wed. h Rises llh. 42m. and 5 58 6 2 V3 morn. 24 Thur. Vega rises, lOh. 2m. 5 57 6 3 0 38 25 Fri. Hudson river discov'd, 1609 5 56 6 4 1 18 26 Sat. more pleasant 5 55 6 5 2 3 27 Sun. 4th Sunday in Lent. 5 54 6 6 2 38 28 Mon. Chas. Wesley died, 1788. 5 53 6 7 X 3 12 29 Tues D <5 9. Swedenbourg d '72 5 52 6 8 4 4 30 Wed Regulus South, 9h. 26m. 5 51 6 9 r 5 10 31 Thur. (£ 6 % J. C. Calhoun d '50 5 50 6 10 sets. * o 53 a a CO equation of time. co CO d lO CO CO d th CUNrt005CO(0^ HiOdCONHiOCS WHITE LEAD, OILS, VARNISHES & COLORS. Having recently perfected arrangements with an old and well established White Lead Manufacturing Company, I am enabled to offer superior inducements to parties wanting an article of good LEAH WARRANTED STRICTLY PURE. As there are many brands of Lead now being offer- . ed and sold which possess no good qualities, X feel certain that a PURE article, offered at a reasonable price, can but meet a good demand. In Oils, Varnishes and Colors, This house having always been heavy buyers in the market, have facilities for offering them at very lew prices. In these, as well as LEADS, I shall endeavor to sell the BEST. Parties intending to paint their residences .will do well to inquire of me before ordering elsewhere. All communications promptly attended to, and any desired information cheerfully given. W. BE. BARRETT, WHOLESALE XHtTJGGIST, 291 Broad St., Augusta, 6a. A■ Yankee's Bet. A Yankee made a bet with a Dutchman that he coola swallow him. The Dutchman laid down upon the table, and the Yankee, taking his big toe in his mouth, nipped it severely ' " Oh, you are biting me," roared the Dutchman, awlltow VouUwhole '?^id ^ Tanbee' " m ?ou t,link 1 was going to 4th Month. APRIL, 1870. 30 Days. MOON'S PHASES. D. H. M. First Quarter, 8 10 33 Eve Pull Moon, , 16 5 16 Eve Last Quarter, 22 10 55 Morn New Moon, ? 30 0 68 Eve £ O m fl m equation op time. CO Gfa OS Ttl CO Oi c3 CO d t—I o H lO 6l M N HiOffi D. OF W. Various Phenomena. Sun rises Sun sets. DR'i and sets. 1 Fri. All Fools' Day. Cloudy cmd 5 2 Sat. 9 Brightest in the morn'g. 5 Sun. 5th Sunday in Lent. damp. 5 Mon. C 6 %. i) In Apogee. 5 Tues 9 Rises, 2h. 45m. Heavy 5 Wed. % Sets, 9h. 54m. rains 5 Thur. Lalande died, 1807. may 5 Fri. C Highest, now be expected. 5 9 Sat. Gen. Lee surrendered, 1865 5 Sun. Palm Sunday. Windy 5 Mon. Pittsburg burnt, 1845. 5 Tues Regulus South, 8h. 35m. 5 Wed. $ 6 0 Superior, and 5 14 Thur. Embargo repealed, 1814. 5 Fri. Good Friday, somewhat 5 16 Sat. Lady's Day. unpleasant. 5 Sun. Easter Sun'y. D In Perigee. 5 Mon. Easter Monday. Frosty. 5 Tues Changeable weather. 5 Wed. C 6 \ . D Lowest. Damp's Thur. 0 Ents. 3 • D 6 h • 5 b Rises, llh. 8m. rainy 5 St. George, weather. 5 Low Sunday. 5 St. Mark. Fair and 5 S^ica Souths, lOh 56m. 5 j) 6 9 .Arct'us S llh. 44m. 5 Wolfe killed, 1759. more 5 (£ 6 $ . agreeable. 5 d In Apogee. )5 49 6 11 486 12 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 Fri. 23 Sat. 24 Sun. Mon. Tues Wed 47 6 13 25 26 27 28 Thur 29 Fri. 30 Sat. 466 14 456 15 44 6 16 436 17 426 18 6 19 6 20 6 21 6 22 6 23 6 24 6 25 346,26 33 6 27 326 28 31 6 29 306 30 6 31 6 32 6 33 27 266 34 25 6 35 246 36 236 37 226 38 216 39 206 40 T n 25 SI "1 V3 X 7 15 8 11 9 7 9 54 10 40 11 18 11 59 morn. 0 40 2 21 0 32 0 43 3 3 4 4 rises. 7 15 8 13 9 10 10 9 11 8 morn. 0 10 0 53 1 32 2 2 3 3 55 6 47 4 32 sets. DEPOT FOR AVER'S REMEDIES. I have heen appointed Distributing Agent for the above named popular and well known medicines by Messrs. J. C. AYER & CO., OF LOWELL, MASS., And am prepared to furnish same in any quantity at proprietor's prices. AYEB'S Sarsaparilla, AYER'S Ague Cure, AYER'S Cherry Pectoral, AYER'S Cathartic Pills, AYER'S Hair Vigor, Constantly on hand in large quantities. yjr. EL BAKHETT, WHOLESALE JDMUGGIST, 291 Broad St., Augusta, Ga. Sneezing.—If you sneeze on Monday, you sneeze for danger ; Sneeze on a Tuesday, you kiss a stranger ; ' Sneeze on Wednesday, sneeze tor a letter; Sneeze on Thursday, something better; Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for sorrow ; Sneeze on Saturday, see your lover to-morrow. 5th Month. MAY, 1870. 31 Days. MOON'S PHASES. D. H. M. First Quarter, 8 10 2 Morn Full Moou, 16 1 4 Morn Last Quarter, 22 0 13 Morn New Moon, 30 4 21 Morn equation of time. Xtl OOtOCOrHOOiT—I COrf lOiOM CO CO CO CO CO CO CO d. H1003MNH1005 tH H d d d D. of W. Various Phenomena. Sun rises 1 Sun. 2d Sunday after Easter. 5 20 2 Mon. ^'s Greatest elongation E. 5 19 3 Tues $ Visible in eve'ng. D 6 If.. 5 18 4 Wed. 11 Sets, 8h. 45m. Rain with 5 17 5 Thur. 9 Rises, 2h. 10m. D Highest 5 16 6 Fri. 9's Greatest elongation W. 5 15 7 Sat. Gen. Van Dorn killed, '63. 5 15 8 Sun. 3d Sunday after Easter. 5 14 9 Mon. Arcturus South, lOh. 56m. 5 13 10 Tues Ticonderoga taken, 1775. 5 12 11 Wed. thunder and wind 5 11 12 Thur. Antares Souths, lh. 0m. 5 10 13 Fri. Arcturus South, lOh. 47m. 5 9 14Sat. Din Perigee, will 5 9 15 Sun. 4th Sunday after Easter. 5 8 16 Mon. Bat. Baker's Creek, 1863. 5 7 17 Tues Revolution in Venice, 1767. 5 7 18 Wed. Arcturus Souths, lOh. 21m. 5 6 19 Thur. C <5 h • C Lowest, probably 5 5 20 Fri. h Rises, lOh. 35m. occur 5 5 21 Sat. 0 Enters n. Mild 5 4 22 Sun. Rogation Sunday, weather. 5 4 23 Mon. Irish rebellion commenced, 5 3 24 Tues % & ©• Fair and [1798.5 3 25 Wed. Arcturus Souths, 9h. 54m. 5 2 26 Thur. Holy Thursday. 5 2 27 Fri. 5 D R's and sets. 0 45 31 18 6 51 morn. 0 38 57 57 58 58 59 59 0 0 0 16 1 32 2 36 1 rises. 21 9 10 9 50 10 35 11 25 morn. 0 15 X r n 48 15 40 10 35 15 4 0 sets. 15 A full supply of all the popular PROPRIETARY MEDICINES of the day always on hand. CONSUMPTION REMEDIES, COUGH REMEDIES, SARSAPARILLAS, FEVER and AGUE CURES, VERMIFUGES, WORM CONFECTIONS, APERIENTS, SPECIFICS, BITTER? PAIN KILLERS, LINIMENTS, SALVES, OINTMENTS, HAIR RESTORERS, HAIR DRESSINGS, LIVER PILLS, ^TOMACH PILLS, PILLS of all kinds, At the Old Drug Stand, 291 Broad St., FORMERLY BARRETT & CARTER. W. H. BARRETT, Augusta, G-a. Near-Sighted.—"Are you nearsighted, miss?" said an impudent lellow to a young lady who did not choose to notice him. " Yes; at this distance I can hardly tell whether you are a pig or a puppy." 6th Month,f JUNE, I87()r! 30 Days. MOON'S PHASES. D. H- M. First Quarter, 6 6 11 Eve Full Moon, 13 8 28 Morn Last Quarter, 20 3 39 Eve New Moon, 28 6 2 Eve 03 & a P* m equation of time. CO ©NMtt O C3 lOO rl (M t-H rH Q HI0 05MI>tHI0 05 r-l 1—1 CM CM 0COi *H CO lO TH Tt< CM OHM vQt-- OO Oi _ I HOOMNHVOO Q | ✓ H tH CM Stockings are now darned by machinery, and they are darned nice. Consumptive joke—people who take a bad cold often go off in a coffin fit.' A courteous wag, fond of oysters, never swallows one without the exclamation, " Good by valve." Josh fillings says hornets have a long, biack boddv, divided in the middle by a waist spot, but their physical importance lays at the termihus of their subberb, in the shape ov a javelin. This javelin iiz alwaz loaded, and stands ready to unload at a minut's warning; and enters a man az still az thought, az spry as litening, and az full of melankolly as the toothake. 10th Month. OCTOBER, 1870. 31 Days MOON'S PHASES. D. H. M. First Quarter, 1 3 32 Eve Full'Moon, 9 8 21 Morn Last Quarter, 17 0 46 Eve New Moon, 24 10 0 Morn First Quarter, 31 1 65 Morn . c3 13 m equation of time. m t— i-H OO t— (X> © tH TH ©rHG^CO^lOirS© _ 1—1 io os co t— i—i o i Q ■ tH r-t 4! 6 40 7 29 8 16 9 12 10 15 11 25 24 W. IT. Barrett, Druggist. A Lady in the Wrong Bath.—A newly married couple recent¬ ly arrived in New Orleans. Jaded and tired, they would each have a bath before retiring. They found the baths at their hotels so situated that a lady and gentleman (especially when the lady is the gentleman's wife) can take their baths in adjoining apartments.— But, unfortunately for the happiness of the couple, baths at the same time were ordered lor other guests who had jost arrived, and by the most natural mistake in the world, our bride got into the wrong bath. It was at that moment of supreme enjoyment, when the warm, genial water was coquetting with the beautiful form ; when, like the maiden on the banks of the Ganges, the bride was admiring the loveliness the water reflected, that the door was pushed gently open, and a tall, bearded masculine entered. Of course the lady screamed—indeed, did she. Such a succession of shrieks have rarely echoed that building, numberless as may have been its experience in screams. "Oh, bush; for God's sake keep quiet 1 you'll alarm the city." " Oh, you dreadful man 1" and the shrieks waxed more loud and piercing, and the angry little hands beat the water around her into a foaming cascade like a miniature Niagara. By this time the whole house was alarmed, and.the patter of run¬ ning feet was heard through all the corridors. The man conldn't get out, because he was not dressed. He couldn't remain, because it was immodest. The husband by this time was thundering at the door, and inquiring in far from calm accents, what the devil was the matter ? " Help me 1 help me!" screamed the bride." The horrified hus¬ band heard in reply: " Wait till I get my clothes on and I'll go !" He could endure no more, but bursting open the door, rushed like demon into the room, crying frantically for " Mary ! Mary! My God, what's the matter ?" But at the same time his eyes lighted on the stranger, turning madly in ineffectual efforts to resume his apparel. On him he seized, and, with his fist raised, demanded the meaning of this intrusion. It was afforded in a trembling tone, which disclosed his sense of the peril. The lady had got into the wrong bath ; he was not aware of her presence until he undressed; he meant no offense. For mercy sake, let him out 1 The explanation proving satisfactory, the unfortunate stranger fled, and the bride was left to the consolations of her lord. What is the difference between an editor and a wife ? One sets articles to rights, and the other writes articles to set. 11th Month. NOVEMBER, 1870. 30 Days. MOON'S PHASES. Full Moon, Last Quarter, New Moon, First Quarter, D. H. M. 2 16 Morn 2 59 Morn 7 59 Eve 4 34 Eve 16 22 29 equation oe time. N00 05 0J®(3500 H H O (N ^ N CO«OvO'iO-^CO3 • Shortest day. 7 ©Eclipsed, invis. b 6 ©. 7 (£ 6 9 Sir I. Newton b.'42. 7 d Lowest. Cloudy and 7 Christmas Day. cold 7 b Sets, 4h. 50m. St. Stephen 7 St. John the Evang weather. 7 St' Innocents. Perhaps a 7 snow or sleet will now fall. 7 7*'s South, 9h. 0m. 7 5's Greatest elongation E. 7 4 Sun sets. 0 59 59 58 58 57 57 57 57 56 56 56 56 56 55 55 55 55 4 55 4 55 4 55 4 55 4 55 4 55 4 55 4 55 4 56 X T 0 56 56 44 56 4 56 n =5 SI VX. "I X V 11 rises. 40 42 } R's and sets. 5 20 36 44 48 9 29 10 25 11 32 morn. 0 20 1 12 2 13 4 15 5 17 6 15 sets. 6 5 6 50 7 48 8 49 9 59 11 12 morn. 0 ' 2 0 56 28 W. EC. Barrett, Druggist. Utilizing the Old Man.—A newspaper correspondent, meeting a party of settlers in Texas, inquired from the conductor what the men in the first wagon were intended for. " To clear the forests." " Well," said he, " and what are those in the second for ?" "To build the huts," was the reply. " And that old white headed man in the third wagon—what is he for ?" was the next question asked, to which the reply was given : " Oh, that's my father ; we shall open our new cemetery with him." The correspondent did not inquire further. An ex-" devil" of a country printing office was questioned as to the duties of a '• printer's devil." He replied, " to bring in clean water, carry out dirty water, steal wood, lie, and numerous other things." " Papa," said a little urchin to his father the other day, " I saw a printer go down the street just now." " Did you, sonny ? How did you know the person was a printer ?" " Because I do, papa." " But he might have been a carpenter, blacksmith, or shoemaker." " Ob, no, papa, he was a printer—likely an editor—for he was gnawing a bone, and bad no stockings on. The crown was out of his hat, and his coat was all torn. 1 am certain he was a printer." Curious Thought.—A little four year old girl asked her mother " if the angels do not help God to put out the stars every morning." It was a child's thought, but too holy to be compassed by our stoical philosophy. The little questioner has not yet been in the world long enough to forget the language of heaven. " A Yankee, having told an Englishman that he shot, on one particular occasion, nine hundred and ninety-nine snipe, his inter¬ locutor asked him why be didn't make it a thousand at once. " "No," said he ; " not likely I'm going to tell a lie for ©ne snipe." Whereupon the Englishman rather " ri'ed," and determined not to be outdone, beean'to tell a long story of a man having swam from Liverpool to Boston. " Did you see him ?" asked the Yankee, suddenly—" did you see him yourself ?" " Why, yes, of coarse I did I was coming across, and our vessel passed him a mile out of Boston harbor." "Well. I'm glad you saw him, stranger, 'cos ye ar witness that I did it. That was me!" W. S. JBa/rrett, Druggist. 29 THE garden. In the important matter of Gardening, due regard must be ^ had to all the surroundings, and intelligent modifications and variations made of, and from, any and every " rule " which may, or possibly can be, laid down. Is your garden spot high or low ? Exposed to the bleak north wind, or sheltered from its blasts ? Shaded by trees, or open to the Sun ? These questions decided, proceed accordingly. First—Read all through the fol¬ lowing directions and see if there is not something which you must prepare now in order to be ready then. WORK! This is the continual watch-word in the garden. Work ! Work all the time, and success is certain: January.—Of course your garden has not heen permitted to run to 'waste du¬ ring the few cold months of the past year; hut if such he the case, prepare the soil at once—it is never too cold to turn up the soil for the action of the wea¬ ther. If no fertilizers have heen applied commence their use immediately, and as soon as possible, sow Peas, Spinach, Cal-bages, Beets, Lettuce, Radishes, Pars¬ nips, Salsify, Asparagus, Carrots, and Parsley. Plant. Horse-radish and Irish Potatoes. February.—In many portions of our favored clime, much progress has heen made in the garden, and those who have followed our directions for January are now ready to transplant Cabbages, Lettuce, etc. Continue to plant Peas, of which there are so many good varieties that it would he presumptuous in us to discriminate. Beans should he planted now; also, Cauliflower should he sown. The soil for, should he weil manured and tilled, before sowing seed, or transplant¬ ing. All the seed mentioned in the previous month may now be sown, for con¬ tinuance. Look after the Asparagus bed. In warm, dry situations Squashes and Melons may be planted, hut have at hand means of protection against unfavor¬ able weather. March.—Peas continne to plant. Cabbage plants, from winter beds, transplant, especially Landreth's Large York and Early York, which are superior to the im¬ ported, being larger and bearing the heat better. Remember, to have fine head Cabbage and Lettuce, deep culture and highly manured soil is required. Onions and Leeks sow. Turnips, sow a few, they may succeed. Potatoes plant. Car¬ rots and Parsnips sow, if enough were not sown last month. Mustard, Cress and Curled Lettuce for small salid, sow at least once a fortnight. Parsley sow. To¬ mato sow in warm situation ; Those from the hot-bed may be set out. Peppers sow close of this month. Melons, both Citron and Water, sow. Cucumbers sow. Okra sow; also Squash and Pumpkins. Beets and other root crops sown last month will be advancing; they should be thinned and cultivated. Celery and Spinach sow. Asparagus beds, dress £ not already done. Strawberry beds, set out. Artichoke™! slipped and dressed last month, should have attention. Aprh,.—Plant Beans, sow some Peas, in order to have an uninterrupted succm sion Spring-sown Cabbage will now De fit to transplant; manure well,if you ex- p^t fine heads? About the middle or latter end of this month, sow Drumhead, Slat Dutch, and Drumhead Savoy Cabbage Seed for plants to be set> out m June. Cauliflower and Broccoli may be sown. Asparagus is ^ in wer tHo tn exterminate the weeds. Bow Radishes, the White oummer, ana Yel¬ low TurniD-rooted are the best for this season. Lettuce may be transplanted, or low 1 unnp-rootea, are wits w intended to bead. Sow Celery. Plant more CucnmlS?IS Melon.;'also Squashes. The fertilizer best adapted to thee. 30 IF. H. Barrett, Draggist. vines is compost prepared the past season, formed-of decomposed manure, well rotted sod, wood earth, remarking she "always did like those air-tight stoves." ESTABLISHED 1828. W. H. BARRETT (SUCCESSOR TO BARRETT & CARTER,) WHOLESALE DRUGGIST AND DEALER IN (Oils, §\m, &t.f 391 Broad Street, ASU GUT STA, Gr A.. THOMAS AIKIN, DECATUR, GA. DEALER IN # [Dry Goods, Boots and Shoes, Hats, Drugs, Medicines, Fancy Goods, Etc.