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SHETLAND
AND THE SHETLANDERS
OR,
tfLijt Nortfjent Circuit
WITH A MAP OF THE ROUTE.
By CATHERINE SINCLAIR,
AUTHOR OF "modern ACCOMPLISBUENTS," " MODERN SOCIETY," "HILL ANLI VALLEY,
" CHARLIE SEYMOUR," " HOLIDAY HOUSE," «iv. fcc.
O Scotland ! nurse of bravest men,
But nurse of bad men too.
For thee the good attempt in vain,
What villains still undo !
Robertson of Struan.
-DEDICATED TO THE HIGHLAND SOCIETV.
SECOND THOUSAND.
EDINBURGH:
WILLIAM WHYTE AND CO.
BOOKSELLERS TO THE QUEEN DOWAGER ;
LONGMAN, ORME AND CO. ; HAMILTON, ADAMS AND CO. ? DUNCAN AND
MALCOLM; SIMPKIN, MARSHALL AND CO. ; WHITTAKER AND CO.,
LONDON; W. CURRY, JUN. AND CO., DUBLIN; WILLIAM COLLINS,
GLASGOW; AND ROBERT CARTER, NEW YORK.
MDCCCXL.
f/ PRINTED BV BALFOUR AND JACK.
PREFACE.
The author in a previous volume ven-
tured forward with some apprehension, but
she has been so agreeably surprised by the
success of her first shot, in bringing down
a large covey of readers, that she feels en-
couraged now to discharge a second bar-
rel, trusting it may not be said that she
has overshot the mark.
The more deeply grateful the author feels
to those who have candidly, and only too
partially viewed her present endeavour to
throw some additional light and interest
iv PREFACE.
on the localities of Scotland, the more so-
licitous she is, not to draw too largely on
their forbearance, or to intrude too fre-
quently on their attention ; she now there-
fore concludes this work, hoping that the
very indulgent public may long continue
" To all its faults a little blind."
SHETLAND
AND THE SHETLANDERS.
DORNOCH.
TO A SCOTCH COUSIN.
I've often wish'd that I had clear,
For life six hundred pounds a-year,
A handsome house to lodge a friend,
A river at my garden's end,
A terrace-walk, and half a rood
Of land, set out to plant a wood.
Pope.
My dear Cousin, — When students are about
to leave Oxford, a list is given in of the books
to which their attention has been chiefly devot-
ed, and they are examined by a learned jury on
the progress and depth of their attainments.
If we were all obliged occasionally to render
2 DORNOCH.
up before competent examiners such an account
of our time, it would be amusing, in most cases,
to see the miscellaneous list of favourite au-
thors presented ! Instead of Homer, Cicero,
and Herodotus, how often we should find "Trol-
lope, Dickens, and Hook," or pei-haps " Byron,
Scott, and the Newgate Calendar," but of late
your more abstruse studies have been seriously
impeded by the incessant battledore and shuttle-
cock of our correspondence, and the Post-office
must wonder what can be going on in the
North, seeing so constant a succession of let-
ters pouring in upon you, their seals strained al-
most to bursting, like the lock of a trunk on a
journey.
We are credibly informed, that the Empress
Josephine wore thirty new bonnets in a month ;
and really those who travel through the wind
and rain of this changeable summer would re-
quire to follow the example, or to wear theirs
of cast-iron. Mr. M'Intosh ought to receive a
petition from the ladies, to invent something
becoming for us to wear during rain, as he cer-
tainly has sacrificed the ornamental to the use-
ful in respect to gentlemen, who are much to
DORNOCH. 3
be pitied for the sort of hideous domino they
all wear in a shower, though they might be en-
vied also for the impunity with which they can
brave the worst now. I often think A
would rather have a torrent of rain than other-
wise, to prove how impregnable, amidst the
war of elements, are his fortifications.
We had a delightful clearing-up towards eve-
ning for inspecting the neat little county town of
Dornoch, where I greatly admired the magnifi-
cent donation of a fine cathedral presented to the
city some years ago, by the Duchess-Countess
of Sutherland, who expended L.6000 in renew-
ing an ancient ecclesiastical edifice which stood
here, dedicated to St. Gilbert, a saint with
whom I was not previously acquainted. The
former building had been burned, along with a
large proportion of the town, by an invading
army, but her Grace caused the old proportions
and very elaborate decorations to be copied
with almost Chinese minuteness, and now it
wants only a few centuries of antiquity to be
quite venerable.
After this renewal had been successfully com-
pleted, the Duchess only once enjoyed the gra-
4 DORNOCH.
tification of attending public worship in that
house of God, where she now Hes interred be-
neath a wooden trap-door in front of the altar.
There also sleeps the Duke her husband, to whom
the county of Sutherland owed, and has testified,
almost unbounded respect and gi'atitude. On
the summit of a neighbouring hill, a pillar, sixty
feet high, surmounted by a colossal statue, may
be seen for thirty miles round, "known to ev'ry
star and ev'ry wind that blows." It was raised
by the personal labour and subscriptions of his
own attached tenantry to the memory of this
nobleman, originally a stranger to our heath-
covered mountains, who became so completely
a Scotchman by adoption, that he spent the
whole income of his Highland estates in im-
proving them, resided much in that remote dis-
trict, associated cordially with his tenantry, and
chose his Dukedom to perpetuate his connec-
tion with this country and with the ancient
Earldom of Sutherland, the oldest title iaBritain.
The Duke''s death was supposed to have been
hastened by the cold and fatigue of a steam-
voyage to Scotland ; and the Duchess, who sur-
yived him five years, gave directions, on her
DORNOCH. 5
death-bed, with singular forethought, that her
body should be conveyed to Dornoch by sea,
but that any of her family who were to be pre-
sent at the funeral should avoid the danger of a
winter voyage, and follow by land.
Few persons have enjoyed a more remarka-
bly prosperous life than the Duchess-Countess
of Sutherland, gifted from her earliest youth
with an eminent share of beauty, talents, and
fortune, which she lived to enjoy, almost unim-
paired, during a long course of years.
It is well known, that when Lord Trentham was
jilted by the beautiful but fickle Lady Caroline
Spenser, some friend reported to him that the
young heiress of Dunrobin had expressed aston-
ishment how any lady could refuse one so de-
serving of happiness. Upon hearing this, he
instantly declared that she could more than
compensate for his recent disappointment, — the
result of which eclaircissement was, an alliance
most propitious to the best interests of Scot-
land.
The Duchess-Countess, when about to be
snatched from all that this world could bestow,
testified astonishing composure while she con-
6 DORNOCH.
templated the immediate approach of death.
When alhiding to the prospect of her own im-
pending dissohition, she said, " It is quite as
well now as afterwards ;" and when advised to
postpone some important business, she replied,
" There is no time for me hut the present."
No subject excites such deep interest in every
human breast, as to ascertain how that last
enemy has been met by others, which must
sooner or later conquer ourselves ! It often
seems to me, that, during life, we are placed
between two impenetrable curtains, the one hid-
ing from our sight all that is past, the other all
that is future ; but a death-bed throws both, as
it were, aside, — the door stands a-jar leading
into another world, — and we then see at once,
in solemn array, all the follies of our former
existence, and all the terrors of a future judg-
ment, which often so fearfully awaken those ago-
nies of conscience that beset the mind of a dy-
ing sinner. Sir Henry Halford, who attended
the final hours of many an eminent individual,
has recorded his own surprise how many have
no reluctance to die, — some from impatience of
suffering, others from passive indifference, but
DORNOCH. 7
many IVoni faith in our holy religion, " Such
men," he adds, " were not only calm and sup-
ported, but cheerful, in the hour of death, and
I never quitted such a sick-chamber, without a
hope that my last end might be like theirs.""
It is very remarkable to observe, how little our
love of life is proportioned to the external pro-
sperity we enjoy in it, and that whenever we
fancy any individual having more than a com-
mon share of happiness, he is always some one
of whom we know nothing, or very little. You
have heard of the poor bed-ridden old beggar,
who clasped his hands in an agony of grief
when told he was dying, and exclaimed, " Oh,
this is a pleasant world !" and you have seen
others, with scarcely a want unsupplied, who
seemed weary of their very existence, and endur-
ed it only from a dread of futurity. Baxter
said, he was all his life tempted sinfully to wish
that he had never been born ; and those who
have attained the most that this world can
offer, have greatest leisure to look around on
the barrenness of the prospect, while they might
bo apt to exclaim, like Caesar, when he gained
his empire, " Ls this all !" A peaceful con-
8 DORNOCH.
science, that blessing which all might enjoy,
who rightly seek and value it, is the only sup-
port which will avail in the end, and some
Christians have attained that holy faith which
encouraged them to feel a calm serene ex-
pectation, that when the veil was drawn back
which hides eternity from our sight, they
were immediately to behold the glories of
Heaven. Yet how carefully must we dis-
criminate between a resigned death, and a
prepared death. Those who are most eagerly
seeking the world's honours, pleasures, and
applause, would scarcely be ready to acknow-
ledge the wisdom of that last wish expressed by
the unfortunate Princess Caroline Matilda, who
scratched these words with a diamond on the
window of her prison — " Oh ! make me innocent
— be others great !" Every living person is
born with desires which the world, and all it
contains, never can satisfy ; and though all the
gifts of fortune accumulated around us, were
conspiring to hide our Maker from our thoughts,
we could not but feel that there are higher
pleasures, and greater gifts, than any upon
earth, which we are created to seek, and with-
DORNOCH. 9
out which we can reach no happiness that
deserves the name. It is astonishing how many
persons never pause, in the hurry of life, to ask
themselves in what their enjoyments consist,
and to what they tend, — who live in mere vague
sensations of either pleasure or pain, without
ascertaining whether they acquire all the best
and richest blessings which might be procured.
If we are merely receiving change for a note,
what a cautious examination is made whether
the full amount be paid, and how carefully do
we avoid being cheated of the smallest fraction,
yet how indifferent we are whether the joys and
hopes on which we spend our lives be genuine,
and whether they be such as will certainly pass
current in that future world to which we all are
hastening.
As riches and honours, then, neither increase
the love of life, nor diminish the awfulness of
death, we can scarcely form too low an estimate
of their intrinsic worth. When rightly used,
however, not as the end, but as the means of
enjoyment, they add so much to the usefulness
and the influence of those who desire to pro-
mote the glory of God, and the good of man-
10 DORNOCH.
kind, that they surely become legitimate objects
of pursuit, though Ave read that Martin Luther,
in his last will and testament, returned special
thanks to God that he had been born poor, and
possessed " neither house, land, nor money to
leave behind."
The Cathedral of Dornoch has been built,
unfortunately, with so loud an echo inside, that
part of the congregation hear the sound only,
but not the sense, of what may be said ; and
frequently, in fine weather, Mr. Kennedy pre-
fers preaching in the open air. Even when
talking to each other, we seemed to hear double,
but much might be amended by hanging up
curtains and draperies to deaden the reverbera-
tion. Nothing is so little understood in archi-
tecture as the building of sacred edifices to suit
the voice ; but it would be a useful invention if
churches could be built so that only good ser-
mons should be audible.
The Duke and Duchess of Sutherland esta-
blished, round the whole of their vast domains,
a line of first-rate inns, each displaying for its
frontispiece their own crest, the cat rampant,
certainly, next to Whittington^s, the most fortu-
GOLSPIE. 1 1
natc cat in the world. It was alleged formerly
to be a curious peculiarity of this county, re-
corded by Sir Robert Gordon, that " ther is not
a ratt in Sutherland ; and if they doe come
thither in shipps from other pairts, which often
happeneth, they die presentlie, how soon they
doe smell the aire of that cuntrey ; but there is
great store and abundance of them in Catheynes,
the verie nixt adjacent province." Some of
that very peculiar " aire" should be imported
to London for the House of Commons. One of
the best hotels in Scotland may be found at this
charming village of Golspie, situated close to a
hne trouting stream, and near the noble park
of Dunrobin, which is liberally opened for a
public promenade. Mrs. Duncan, the landlady
here, is sister to two clergymen, and a most
pious, excellent person herself, moderate in her
charges, and so cordial in her reception of
guests, that it seems like visiting some kind old
aunt or grandmother to arrive at the door.
She hurried up to us immediately with a most
liberal presentation of wine and shortbread,
that we might be " eating while we ordered
dinner !" Our hostess spoke with tears of the
12 GOLSPIE.
late Duchess, who often stopped her carriage
when passing the inn, to ascertain what travellers
had lately been there ; and the good landlady-
is gifted with the faculty most useful in her
line, in which none but the Royal Family could
excel her, of never forgetting any person. Mrs.
Duncan had been completely perplexed by one
guest, however, last time I was here, who arrived
at Golspie in the mail, intending to pass on, but
attracted by the splendid scenery and excellent
fare, he ordered his baggage to be dismounted,
and declared his intention to remain there all
night. Day after day passed on, week after
week elapsed, and still the gentleman occupied
her best parlour, and lingered on, entranced by
new beauties in the landscape, till the summer
had passed entirely away. No name appeared
on his portmanteau, and he neither received
letters, nor cultivated acquaintances ! The
whole inn got into an uproar of curiosity about
this interesting incognito ! According to all
the rules of romance, he ought to have been
handsome, but conceive my disappointment at
seeing a middle-aged, respectable looking man,
in a brown bob-wig ! Even Mrs. Duncan
DUNROBIN CASTLE. 13
seemed quite mortified, that he was neither a
disguised Prince, nor a swindler, all the silver
spoons remained in their places, and at last he
paid his bill in quite a matter-of-fact way, put
his trunk on the mail again, and exit on the top
of the coach !
Mrs. Duncan*'s reminiscences of former guests
are more disinterested than those of your old
landlady at Brighton, who estimated travellers
by the length of bill they incurred, saying, " He
was an excellent man, — always posted with four
horses, ordered his bottle of sherry for dinner,
and seldom went to bed without a hot supper
at night !"
I never felt a sensation so like being in a bal-
loon as when gazing from the drawing-room win-
dow of Dunrobin Castle, perched like an eagle''s
aerie on the summit of a lofty rock, and looking
down on the waving tops of the trees, the ocean
furrowed with streaks of foam, and the far dis-
tant prospect of Tarbetness, with its beacon-
light
" Streaming comfort o'er the troubl'd deep. "
A long line of points and pinnacles terminates at
14
DUNROBIN CASTLE.
Trouphead, and if you can look'on the whole view
without an ecstacy of admiration, shut your eyes
on nature for ever after, as you are unworthy
to behold her. The park, though not highly
dressed or ornamented, has the beauty of great
extent, and is abundantly wooded to the edge
of the wide and intensely blue ocean. Every
tree so exposed to the wild northern blast must
have a precarious existence, and those planted
nearest the ocean generally perish on a forlorn
hope; but no species can brave the sea-breeze
half so hardily as the Huntingdon willow, which
has outgrown all its cotemporaries at least
twelve feet in height, and is covered with abun-
dant foliage, though all shaped like flags, with a
bare pole next the sea, and the long branches
fluttering and streaming towards the land.
The enormously fat housekeeper, well-known
at Dunrobin, was absent to-day, but we found
a thinner one, who answered our purpose equal-
ly well in displaying the house, which is con-
sidered to be the oldest inhabited residence in
Britain. Do you remember the conundrum with
which a friend of ours once astonished the state-
ly and dignified Duchess-Countess of Sutherland,
DUNROBIN CASTLE. U)
" Why is the proprietor of this place, like a
thief on the gallows? Because he has Done-
rohhing r The date is 1100, and the name is
of Gaelic derivation, signifying " the hill of Ro-
bert,*" after Robert Earl of Sutherland, who built
it. In the court of this castle is one of the
deepest draw wells in Scotland, but we must
hope that truth does not lie at the bottom of it.
This remote old castle used to be filled, not
many years ago, with company as distinguished
for rank and consequence as the guests at Wind-
sor Palace. The first society in England was
attracted by the Duchess, who lived there like
a feudal Princess, entertaining often thirty
guests at dinner, and lodging sixty servants in
the house. Since her lamented decease, a pall of
mourning is spread over the whole county, and
this venerable castle seemed to me now like an old
friend in adversity, as I wandered through its
desolate halls, remembering the last time I dined
here, when " the free and independent electors
of Sutherlandshire" were entertained at table,
and her Grace"'s two pipers effectually drowned
all political discussions, by performing pibrochs
alternately, equipped, the one in the Sutherland
16 DUNROBIN CASTLE.
tartan, the other in that of Lord Reay's country,
which her Grace had recently added to her vast
possessions. Even many of the old ancestors are
vanished from Dunrobin, having gone to London
to be refreshed and beautified, though copies of
several still decorate the ste\vard\s room; and
I could not but fancy, in looking at the Duchess-
Countess'' mother, and her aunt, the good Lady
Glenorchy, that, hanging where they do, they
must lendtheircountenance occasionally to scenes
and conversations rather unsuitable to their dig-
nity. My grandmother, Lady Janet Suther-
land'^s portrait appears there in the character of
a little smiling old-fashioned infant, certainly ra-
ther formal, with a cherry in her hand, looking
very unlike the venerable character she after-
wards became, when, such was the reverence felt
for her in Caithness, that a clergyman hearing
she was to preside at an Edinburgh assembly,
directed his letter to her as " Moderator of the
General Assembly, Edinburgh !" Her nephew,
the last Earl of Sutherland's likeness, in full
Highland garb, is to be seen on the staircase.
Judging from that, and the other portraits of
him in various splendid costumes, which de-
/
DUNROBIN CASTLE. 17
corate different apartments, he must have had
a very interesting appearance, and his Countess
has so animated and speaking an expression,
that her mere picture enlivens the room, and
she must have been a delightful companion. She
and her husband having both died young, with-
in sixteen days of each other, were buried in
one grave at Holyrood Chapel, and the Duchess-
Countess raised a monument to the memory of
her parents in Dornoch Cathedral. It consists
of two marble pillars, each surmounted by an
urn, and crowned with a coronet. This inscrip-
tion is carved underneath — " They were love-
ly and pleasant in their lives, and in their death
they were not divided."
A dismal likeness is here, representing the
Duke of Richmond, who never laid aside his
mourning after the execution of Charles I.; and
we admired an interesting picture of Lady Glen-
orchy in her childhood, teaching music to an
orphan girl whom she educated; an early indi-
cation of that active benevolent usefulness, for
which, in more essential things, she became af-
terwards so distinguished.
18 DUNROBIN CASTLE.
The Marquis of Hastings, and a gay party
of visitors at Dunrobin, once secured the whole
mail at Golspie, and wheeled themselves round
to Thurso, where they hired post horses to
John O' Groafs house, taking refreshments
along with them — a ruin is, of course, no-
thing without a sandwich — and were back next
night, making a circuit of 120 miles. Most
travellers must be grievously disappointed in
the far-famed John O^Groafs house, of which
not a fragment remains. The downs in that
place, however, are the most vividly and intense-
ly green you ever saw, and the clear white waves
break along a beach composed, for many miles'
extent, of shells ground to powder ;
all beside is pebbly length of shore,
And far as eye can reach, it can discern no more.
During our progress along forty miles from
Dunrobin to Wick, we drove so close to the
sea, that but for the height of the hills, we
might have kept one wheel in the water all the
way, and the journey was like a voyage, without
the discomfort or danger. The distant sea
HELMSDALE. 19
irulls looked like a fiidit of butterflies, and the
glittering foam was blown in feathers along the
ocean, " a moment white, then gone for ever !"
Many parts of this coast are bold and fine,
though the bleak and barren prevails elsewhere,
and several of the fields are so covered with
large rocks, some flat and others upright, that
the appearance was like that of a church-yard.
One proprietor, to consume the superfluous
stones, has built little towers, resembling chess-
men, at the corners of several fields ; but if the
whole had been gathered up, they would make
a perfect pyramid of Egypt.
The flourishing little sea-port of Helmsdale,
which now sends out a fleet of several hundred
herring boats,' is inhabited by ci-devant cottagers
from the rural parts of Sutherlandshire, where
forty miles of country, once their home, looks
now as if a victorious enemy had laid it waste ;
every little hamlet in ruins, though the scorched
and blackened walls yet remain, the church
where once a numerous congregation assembled,
now so nearly empty, that the parish clergyman
might address his clerk as Dean Swift did
'' dearly beloved Roger !" and the untenanted
20 HELMSDALE CASTLE.
gardens, still partly enclosed, and more brightly
green than the surrounding common,
where once the garden smiled,
And still where many a garden flower grows wild.
The villagers long resented this arbitrary sub-
stitution of sheep, while tliey were themselves
driven in flocks to the coast, and when any of
the Sutherland family appeared in that neigh-
bourhood for some time afterwards, they were
followed by crowds angrily imitating the bleat-
ing of sheep ; but if the end could sanctify the
means, that measure has turned out well, as the
people, formerly steeped in poverty, and sunk in
the desponding indolence consequent on hopeless
penury, are now become industrious, cheerful,
and prosperous. We saw the Castle of Helms-
dale, looking like the ruins of an old band-box.
Once upon a time, however, it had inhabitants,
when an atrocious murder was committed there
by Isabella Sinclair, who poisoned the Earl and
Countess of Sutherland, and was condemned to
death for the crime in Edinburgh, but made away
with herself on the day of her execution, curs-
ing her cousin, George Earl of Caithness, whom
ORD OF CAITHNESS. 21
she accused of having instigated the crime, that
her own son might succeed to the title, a pro-
mising youth, who, unfortunately for himself,
brought a strange retribution on his ambitious
mother, as he drank the poisoned cup she had
prepared for Lord Sutherland's only son, and
immediately expired.
The Ord of Caithness was formerly pre-emi-
nent for being the most dangerous bit of road in
Scotland. Mr. Telford tamed it down, however,
into such perfect safety and insignificance, that
modern travellers can scarcely credit the diffi-
culty and hazard with which ten years ago it
was crossed, unless they are shown the old track,
an almost perpendicular line of loose stones at
the edge of an airy precipice. On first behold-
ing this mountainous road since its metamor-
phosis, I felt somewhat like the fairy whose tent
was turned into a thimble ! During the last
century, whenever the late Earl of Caithness,
my grandmother Lady Janet Sinclair, or any of
the chief landed proprietors, entered that county,
a troop of their tenants assembled on the border
of Sutherland, and drew the carriage them-
selves over the hill, a distance of two miles, that
22 ORD OF CAITHNESS.
nothing might be trusted in such a scene to the
discretion of quadrupeds. A pretty consider-
ably narrow, perpendicular road skirted along
the very edge of a precipice rising twelve
hundred feet abruptly out of the ocean, without
the smallest hint of a parapet, and many travel-
lers, seeing this formidable obstacle, turned
their horses' heads without proceeding to scale
it. The accident-maker for the Dumfries Cou-
rier should settle for life here, as there is quite
a treasury of untold stories to be heard in every
house, — how the mail was upset in one place, and
at another how Lord Duffus had only time to
spring out and save his life before his gig and horse
went over, and never spoke more. It appears
to me, that gigs all come to an untimely end.
I never yet saw a newspaper, without one or
two having run off, and if ever they are within
reach of a precipice, they make a point of going
over. The mail-coach now rattles down the
whole descent of the Ord, scarcely deigning even
to use a di'ag !
It is an old established superstition, that
none of our clan may cross the Ord on a Mon-
day, because on that day of the week, forty
ORO OF CAITHNESS. 23
SincUiirs, commanded by the Earl of Caithness,
ventured over to the battle of Flodden Field,
and not one survived except the drummer, who
was dismissed before the battle began. The
whole troop had dressed in green, and since
then it is likewise considered fool-hardy in any
one bearing the name of Sinclair to wear green.
I question whether we are entitled even to eat
green peas, or to drink green tea, and whenever
a Sinclair loses his purse, it must of course have
been of the objectionable colour.
When my late father succeeded to his estate,
there was not a road, nor a single cart in Caith-
ness, and he introduced the first highway when
only eighteen years of age. Having been taunt-
ed with the impossibility of carrying one over
the hill of Bencheilt, he went to the place in
person, assembled 1260 labourers, assigned each
a separate spot, where tools and provisions had
already been placed, and in one single day, what
had only been a rough horse-track in the morn-
ing, became fit for carriages before night. Soon
after, he suggested the plan to Lord Melville,
of obtaining L. 50,000 as a grant by Parliament,
from the Scotch forfeited estates, to make roads
24
BERRIDALE.
and bridges throughout the ultra-northern coun-
ties, where the drivers of cattle had to swim
with their droves across the rivers when taking
them to market ; and from the same fund he
obtained L.8500 for making a harbour at
Wick.
A sixth part of Caithness belonged to my fa-
ther when he came of age, and he represented
the county during more than thirty years. No
lover ever felt more anxious to decorate his mis-
tress, than he did to adorn the barren wilds of
his native district. He even persuaded himself
it was beautiful ! As one proof of his zeal, the
romantic entrance to Caithness is richly wood-
ed, for he planted the hills of Berridale to their
very summits, and sold them afterwards for
little more than it cost to embellish them.
Two salmon streams unite here, and flow round
the base of these mountains, while the road
winds circuitously down to the very bottom of a
deep glen, where a charmingly situated Inn,
built when the trees were planted, lies embosom-
ed in wood. Almost overhanging this resting-
place, but nearly two hundred feet higher up
the hill, stands Langwell, now the residence of
DUNBEATII CASTLE. 25
Mr. Donald Home. When the late proprietor,
after taking possession of his recently purchased
estate, first appeared at church, the parish
clergyman, being gratefully attached to my fa-
ther, looked full in the face of his new auditor,
and gave out for his text the fifth verse of the
seventy-fifth psalm, " Lift not up your Horn on
high."" The clergy in primitive times used to
delight in selecting eccentric texts. One of
Bishop Buirs most interesting sermons is on
that verse of St. Paul's, " The cloak which I
left at Troas, bring with thee, and also the
books, but especially the parchments." A very
admirable one was preached once against luke-
warmness, on the text, " Ephraim is a cake un-
turned f and a clergyman not long since an-
nounced for his subject, " What will this bab-
bler say r'
Some miles north of Berridale, stands the
bluff old Castle of Dunbeath, which in old times
was garrisoned by the Marquis of Montrose
shortly before his death. It juts out into the
ocean, with the sea blast whistling through its
walls, and the bold dashing waves roaring and
sparkling at its foot. A spurious attempt at
26 NOTTINGHAM HOUSE.
trees in front, scorched with cold till they are
perfectly threadbare, actually made me laugh.
Two rows had started in a straight line from
the road to the house, but about half way they
suddenly came to an untimely end. The tall,
bare, skeleton trunks, and the perpendicular
branches, were huddled all together, with a thin
canopy of foliage near the top, as if they were
carrying a tray of leaves on their heads. The
effect was more comical than you can fancy.
The next place we passed was Nottingham
House, a large bleak lonely mansion, belonging
to the male representative of the Sutherland
family, who would have inherited that ancient
earldom, for which his predecessors had a law-
suit, endeavouring to prove that the Earls of
Sutherland for three centuries had all been
usurpers, but like most old Scotch titles, this
was impartially settled in the female line. Not-
tingham House used formerly to be in sad dis-
repair, and the late proprietor was overheard
once, when a visitor unexpectedly arrived, call-
ing loudly to his servant, " Bring me a fork to
open the drawing-room door !" Many of the
windows were at that time built up, and a
WICK. 27
clergyman who slept there one night previous to
preaching in the parish church, got up next
morning and opened his shutters, but seeing no
light, he retired to bed, wondering much what
had disturbed him so early. Unable to sleep,
he watched impatiently for the first glimpse of
dawn, thinking that certainly a sleepless night
was a very tedious aifair, when at length the
clerk rushed into his room, saying that the
whole congregation were assembled in their
pews, and had waited impatiently for some
time !
Wick is a sea-port, so fragrant with fish, that
when we entered 1 thought of your brother's
voyage in a herring smack, when the seats were
barrels of herrings, and the staircase from the
cabin formed by piles of casks. One year, many
fields in Caithness were manured with herrings ;
but none of the proprietors find the perfume so
oppressive as strangers do, because these fish-
eries are the chief sources of their wealth, only
reaped within the last half century, when my
father advanced money himself, that the inha-
bitants might try their first experiment of fish-
28 WICK.
ing on those coasts, and now 14,000 Caithness
fishermen are in constant employment gathering
in their annual harvest of herrings. My very
letter will smell of fish, if I say another syllable
about it, but the flavour cannot be very injuri-
ous to health, as I have this evening drunk tea
with an interesting old lady who has lived here
ninety-nine years. During that period she has
been a warm-hearted friend to three generations
of our family in succession, so you may suppose
it was with no ordinary feelings that I went to
the house. Her first reception of me was in
the true Highland fashion, saying, with an ex-
pression of touching retrospection, " Your fa-
ther"'s daughter is welcome;" and after ascer-
taining that all our family were well, she added
in a tone of earnest feeling, " They cannot be
better than I wish them." There was some-
thing almost Ossianic in the tone of her language;
and it is pleasing to see not only the faculties,
but also the affections, perfectly fresh and per-
fectly wide awake at so advanced a period of
life. It had all the solemnity of a voice from
the dead, when she spoke of former days, and
WICK. 29
of friends long departed, whose very existence
seemed to me a tale of other times.
When the Romans cursed an enemy, it was
in these words, " May you survive all your friends
and relations." How often I have thought it
would be the saddest feeling of extreme old age,
to see " friend after friend depart,'' — the lights
one by one extinguished which enlivened our
early days, and to think that those connections
on whose kindness we are finally cast will seem
cheerless and remote, if none remain who can
remember that we were ever young, happy, and
beloved, and who have known nothing of us but
the dark evening of a life so full of sorrows and
infirmities, that it would scarcely seem a duty
to weep over its close ! The three messengers
of death are accident, sickness, and old age, all
unwelcome when they come, but the last is
that which requires most sympathy, and too
often excites the least, for the reverence paid
in ancient times to venerable years is not
now universal, having given place in a lamenta-
ble degree to indifference, and even to ridicule,
though in many instances, a satirical feeling is
30 WICK.
excited, not without justice, against those who
will not grow old with a good grace, and who
never ask themselves, in the language of Scrip-
ture, " How old art thou?" When I see aged
persons vainly struggling to keep up the sem-
blance of youth, that text sometimes occurs to
my recollection, " Grey hairs are here and there
upon him, and he knoweth it not." The cele-
brated wit. Lord Norbury, determined to have
his laugh to the last, laid a bet of L.lOO with
his cotemporary, the late Marquis of Drogheda,
which would survive. Both were taken ill at
once, and Lord Norbury, who lingered longest,
gained the money, but remarked, that he thought
it would have turned out " a dead heat." The
average of human existence is said to be nearly
double in Britain what it is in Naples ! Old
Mrs. Butler, whom you remember in Edinburgh
walking often more than a mile to see me, was
ascertained to be one hundred and ten when she
died, but life at such an extreme age is like a
flower without root, the first blast lays it low ;
and in taking leave of our aged and respected
friend at Wick, I felt a solemnizing conscious-
WICK. 31
ness that both shall pass into another, and I
trust a better world, before we meet again.
There everlasting spring abides,
And never withering flow'rs ;
Death like a narrow sea divides
This heav'nly land from ours.
32
WICK.
I like the weatber when it's not too cold,
That is, I like three months in all the year.
Byron.
My dear Cousin, — We may say here, like
Lord Dudley, that the summer has set in with
its usual severity ! July and August have for-
gotten themselves completely, and turned a cold
shoulder to all their old friends and admirers.
In this country the leaves have at all times a
short reign, but this year they were frightened
to death by a frost, soon after they appeared,
looking scorched and lifeless now, especially the
fir tribe, which put up with cold blasts worse
than many that seem less hardy.
If travellers would only condescend to forget
CASTLE GIRNIGO. 33
that there are such things as trees in the world,
th<3y could not but admire the bold coast scenery
of Caithness, and we walked three miles from
Wick this morning in search of two very strange
and tottering old sea-beaten ruins, which have
bid defiance to the waves for many centuries.
The Castles of Sinclair and Girnigo are but little
known, though well worth making acquaintance
with, being so remote and so retired from pub-
lic life, that few tourists are aware of their merit.
These time-worn remnants stand side by side,
and the oldest wears well, while the other is a
mere wreck, yet the entire mass is magnificent,
towering out of the broad ocean in a noble and
commanding style. The situation is very dig-
nified and impressive. A natural wall of per-
pendicular rock, about sixty feet high, runs
out like a long pier into the ocean, surround-
ed on three sides by a boiling foam of waves,
struggling forward, and lashing themselves in
ceaseless fury at its base. On the utmost
verge of this point, and scarcely to be dis-
tinguished from the natural masonry of rock,
stands the massy wall of Castle Girnigo, still
about five stories high, and looking almost ha-
34 CASTLE SINCLAIR.
bitable, the windows, doors, and loop-holes, be-
ing faced with red free-stone, conspicuously seen
amidst the surrounding mass of sea-green walls.
A curious subterranean staircase descends far
beneath the level of the tide, and a narrow con-
cealed passage under ground leads to a creek
where the waves beat in with angry vehemence,
and where a boat was formerly hid, in which
the family of Lord Caithness escaped when the
fortress was besieged and about to be taken.
A tall tottering fragment of Castle Sinclair
rears its venerable head on high, looking nearly
as unsafe as the pillars of brick built by chil-
dren, which cannot be balanced above five mi-
nutes, and yet not a stone has fallen within the
memory of the oldest man in the parish. There
is an "oldest man" in all parishes, who remembers
every thing, and vouches for all remarkable facts.
The family motto of Lord Caithness is, " Com-
mit thy work to God." It seems rather inap-
propriate to an earl of ancient times, known as
" George the wicked," who became chancellor of
Scotland, and lived a great part of his long and
atrocious life within the walls of Girnigo Castle,
A\ here we saw the room in which his second son,
WICK. 35
William Sinclair, was slain by his own eldest
brother John, who bruised him to death with
his fetters during his imprisonment there, and
where the earl cruelly starved to death his
eldest son. He himself died at Edinburgh,
and his body lies interred at Roslin Chapel ; but
he desired that his heart — such as it was —
should be buried in a handsome cemetery, raised
in honour of his murdered son, and which still
remains, forming an ornament to the city of
Wick, where so much hospitality now prevails,
that we saw little danger of any one being
starved in the present day. Caithness piques
itself on giving the best breakfasts in Scotland,
and I wish you could have accompanied us to
the manse this morning, where every guest
would require half-a-dozen appetites to achieve
what his knife and fork are expected to do.
The lady who said her appetite required to be
amused, should have taken her place here, sur-
rounded by all the dishes peculiar to a High-
land dejeunt. You would be much surprised at
seeing the Caithness geese, which are smoked
and salted like Westphalia hams, and are said
to sharpen the appetite amazingly, though a
36 WICK.
gentleman once complained that he did not find
it so, having picked the bones of one, without
feeling a whit more hungry !
In the parish of Wick may be seen the truth
of Dr. Chalmers''s remark, that " a house-going
minister makes a church-going people.'" No-
thing can exceed the reverence which every
Christian here delights in testifying towards the
zealous, able, and long- tried servant of God
who officiates among them. It is anxiously
hoped, that one so fitted to guide others, may
long be spared himself; but having been lately in
precarious health, Mr. Phin fainted twice last
Sunday in the pulpit. The use of restoratives
revived him the first time, and he resumed the
service, but a few minutes afterwards, he had a
more prolonged attack, which obliged him to
desist, and the congregation dispersed, many of
them in tears. Next morning the manse gate
was besieged by parishioners, eagerly inquiring
how he had passed the night, and several old
women forced their way into the house, with
various infallible nostrums to cure his disorder,
but unanimous in only one point, which was, in
earnestly admonishing him to " take nothing
WICK. 37
the doctor ordered !"''' Here the common people
have a superstitious horror of the faculty, bein^
perfectly convinced, that, like rat-catchers, they
bring the evil they profess to cure ; and three
years ago, an Edinburgh apothecary narrowly
escaped with his life, being suspected of import-
ing the cholera to Wick in his pill-box.
From the manse windows, Mr. Phin pointed
out to me a newly erected " Popish chapel,"
which he looked at as if it were a mine dug un-
der the town, and ready to explode. If the
rapid extension of E,oman Catholic influence
were regarded with the same salutary horror in
quarters where it may yet prove more danger-
ous, we might indeed rejoice, for it is an alarm-
ing circumstance to a Protestant nation, if any-
thing can thoroughly alarm us, that such edifices
are arising in every part of Scotland, though
fortunately they are as yet only like traps set
to catch a congregation, — the casket without
Since writing the above, this exemplary minister of Christ
has been called into the presence of that almighty Being, in a
better world, whom he so faithfully served upon earth. His
last hours were full of hope, peace, and Christian resignation ;
and amidst the heartfelt grief of his numerous congregation, it
may still be said, '• He being dead, yet speakelh."
38 WICK.
^
the jewels, — not being yet, in most instances,
supplied with audiences. This very small cha-
pellette at Wick is only attended by a few sol-
diers'" wives from Ireland, and the funds for
raising it were in no degree contributed by
Caithness. It has been conjectured that the
Papists wished to boast of their dominion reach-
ing to every extremity of Britain ; but I hope
we shall never come quite to Archbishop Magee's
antithesis about the Irish, when he offended all
parties by saying, that they have " a church
without a religion, and a religion without a
church !" At the ancient house of Kilravock,
which I have already described, there is now
to be seen a bull, signed by the Pope's own
hand, granting plenary remission of all their
sins, to Colonel Rose's family, and to every
branch of his house, from the date of this docu-
ment, to a period of which there are still about
forty years to run ; but I am happy to under-
stand that none of this family have yet taken
any very extraordinary advantage of their un-
common privileges.
Two ladies of rank in different parts of Scot-
land, within the last three years, have each
STIRKOKE. 39
built a chapel, entirely at her own expense, as
large as the parish church. One of them, raised
by the present Duchess of Leeds, I saw, the ar-
chitecture of which, like that of all Popish
buildings, is beautiful. It should be the am-
bition of Protestants, to out-church, out-pray,
and out-preach those zealous sectarians, for we
are too apt to regard Roman Catholic su-
premacy, and Roman Catholic persecutions as
a tale of other times, totally extinct now, like
the superstitions of ghosts and witchcraft, which
I trust may be the case ; but one would wish
on such a subject, as Shakespeare says, " to
make assurance doubly sure,*" leaving those who
advocate the worse cause.
To prove their doctrine orthodox,
By apostolic blows and knocks.
If we had a horticultural show in Caithness,
every prize ought to be gained by the gardener
at Stirkoke, where an unusual variety of flowers
has been enlisted into the service, and the pro-
prietor, Mr. Home, wages a perpetual and suc-
cessful war against the northern blasts. Rho-
dodendrons are there in splendid flower, dwarf
rhododendrons in a blaze of blossoms, and pan-
40 STIRKOKE.
sies equal to any I have seen elsewhere. The
Russian cranberry is expected some time or
other to produce fruit ; the camellias are doing
their very best to live ; the fir-trees are not yet
perfectly dead ; sixty acres of hard wood in every
variety are very thriving ; the forest trees have
grown so tall, that A could not touch the
top of them with his umbrella ; and a most
beautiful green-house is glowing with gerani-
ums, fuschias, passion-flowers, musk-plants, and
balsams, besides which, in the open air, we
observed several exotics from the south, such as
wall-flowers, honeysuckles, jessamine, &c. &c.
In short, it is astonishing how much embellish-
ment may be effected by perseverance and en-
terprise, for the general aspect of Stirkoke is
quite verdant, the house not much overtopping
the trees, and the leaves almost as green in
July, as we generally see them in October. In
some places nearer the sea it was very different,
for the unhappy looking forests resembled an
old broom turned up, and a stranger remarked,
there was not a tree in Caithness on which any
one who was tired of life, could hang himself.
In the plantations at Stirkoke, we started a
STIRKOKE. 41
fine covey of young pheasants, probably the
most northern colony of these birds in the
world. A noble looking red deer also was
tethered in the park, looking so quiet and do-
mestic, that it seemed curious to think what
days of toil and sleepless nights a sportsman
would gladly have endured, to see the mere
tips of his horns, but there he stood safe from
every gun, though ready to be shot at the short-
est notice. A French cook in the Highlands
some years ago, sent up the most magnificent
dinner, made entirely of red-deer venison, and no
one could have found out how nearly all the va-
rious dishes were connected, but the second course
must have been rather defective, consisting only
of hartshorn jelly. The flavour is rather power-
ful, but a Frenchman can disguise anything, or
cook a white leather glove into a palatable mor-
sel, never being reduced to quite such straits as
the Scotch housekeeper you told me of, who,
trusting to the impunity with which her un-
gainly side-dishes usually escaped untasted from
the dining-room, and finding herself at a loss to
fill up one corner of the table, sent up a finely
formed shape of porridge under a white sauce.
42 STIRKOKE.
Nothing makes cheerfulness flow in upon the
spirits more certainly than travelling, — the con-
stantly varying panorama of new ideas and new
subjects of interest, besides a fair opportunity
for grumbling whenever you feel in the humour,
which, I am convinced, is a great luxury to
some travellers, from the frequent use they
make of it. We all wish to be either envied or
pitied ; and at present I could make out a very
good case either way, according to the repre-
sentation of our pleasures or difficulties on the
road ; but I am always for viewing the bright
side of every thing, and never would wish to
look at the sun as philosophers do, merely to
discover the spots.
Having now sent you three sheets of the best
superfine Bath post, it is time to economize my
stationery, and to wish you a safe journey
through what I have already written; there-
fore, with best wishes, adieu ; and, as the poet,
whoever he was, very sensibly remarks,
" An adieu should in utterance die,
When written should faintly appear,
Only heard in the sob of a sigh,
Or seen in the blot of a tear.
43
CAITHNESS.
To gain his purpose, he performed the part
Of a good actor, and prepared to start.
My dear Cousin, — Letter- writing brings forth
the dormant ideas that would otherwise skim-
ber in our minds, and arranges them before us,
like nine-pins out of a box. Mine tumble out
so miscellaneously, that they will not be very
easily drilled into order ; but I hope you may
be sufficiently interested to grope your way
on with me. As Bishop Hall says, "curiosity is
the appetite of the mind," so we shall suppose
you are perfectly dying of it now, and require
as much mental food as our travels can possibly
supply.
44 CAITHNESS.
One of the best farmers in this county, my
brother's tenant, Mr. Gunn, is the fifteenth in
regular descent, from father to son, who has
occupied the same land! He has six sons, all
skilful agriculturists, several of whom have al-
ready made themselves comfortably independ-
ent, and his mode of instructing them in busi-
ness is uncommon, as well as extremely judici-
ous. The beautiful and romantic little farm of
Dalmore, which he rents from Sir George, has
been sub-let to each of his sons in succession as
they grew up, and there they serve an appren-
ticeship in the management of this small con-
cern, for which their father exacts the full value.
He annually purchases their stock, and drives
as close a bargain with his sons as if they were
strangers, until each is thoroughly versed in all
the mysteries of the field and of the market-
place. Two of these young men made six thou-
sand pounds last year in Sutherlandshire, by
the sale of sheep and wool ; so farmers need
scarcely emigrate to Australia to make fortunes
in that line : and afiluence may still be realized
at home, by those who have prudence and in-
dustry. It was the saying, long ago, of a per-
CAITHNESS. 45
son wlio knew the world better than either you
or I, that " many succeed by talent, many by a
miracle, but most people by beginning without
a shilling !"
Since we arrived in Caithness, the eldest of
these promising young men has been suddenly cut
off, at the early age of twenty-five, by the small-
pox, which occasions a deep sensation of sympathy
and sorrow throughout the whole county ; and
many of the chief proprietors assembled at his
funeral, as well as an immense concourse of
people, to testify their respect and regret.
Fifty years since the proprietors in this county
scarcely improved an acre a-year, but now seve-
ral East Lothian farmers have found it worth
while to take land in this neighbourhood for
feeding young cattle; and one of them has
brought a sister with him to manage his house-
hold affairs, who sets an example, that I hope
may be followed by all the pianoforte-playing
farmeresses in Scotland, as she personally as-
sists in every variety of active employment suit-
ed to her station. I was told that all the milk
in the dairy is taken to her every morning, and
is never seen again till she has churned it into
46 THURSO.
butter ; and that the profits of her poultry-
yard, which amount in most places to consider-
ably less than nothing, are, by her skilful man-
agement, sufficient to pay for all the tea and
groceries used in her brother's house.
The drive from Wick to Thurso is about
twenty miles long, through a highly cultivated
country, where fields of the richest grain, and
substantial farm-houses, ornament the scene ;
but the less we say the better about beauty, for
the road is as level and as treeless as your draw-
ing-room floor. A folio page is now in exist-
ence, attested by the clergy and gardeners in the
county, containing an exact catalogue of all the
trees growing in Caithness a hundred years ago,
in which even the currant-bushes are recorded ;
but since then, by the indefatigable exertions of
Mr. Traill, the late Earl of Caithness, and my
father, the woods and forests could not so easily
give a census of their population. Some of our
own, at a distance, look very like tattered um-
brellas !
The first view of Thurso from the south, in a
fine day, is exceedingly striking and beautiful,
including the gigantic headlands of Orkney. The
THURSO. 47
"Old man of Hoy" standing a thousand feet
above the sea ; the Pentland Frith connecting
the Atlantic and German Oceans, and sprinkled
with a multitude of ships ; the tall abrupt rocks
of Holbourn Head ; the charming bay of Scrab-
ster, considered the best harbour on this coast ;
the river sweeping through the town ; the ele-
gant bridge ; the new church, larger than any
north of Inverness ; the bright yellow sands ;
the numerous villas and farm-houses ; and
though last, certainly not least, the ancient
towers of Thurso Castle, built by George Earl
of Caithness, in 1660, and belonging since 1718
to our family, now represented by the county
member. Sir George Sinclair.
I was amused to hear that some English tra-
vellers inquired once at the Thurso inn, whether
there were many fine pictures at this castle,
when the waiter, who had never beheld any
others, confidently replied, that the collection
was first-rate, very old, and well worth seeing.
The connoisseurs hastened over accordingly,
their heads filled with Corregios and Titians,
when, melancholy to relate, not so much as a
single Sir Joshua Eeynolds or Jameson reward-
48 THURSO.
ed their pains, but merely eight generations of
very formal looking ancestors, appearing exact-
ly like every other person's ancestors, the most
remote portraits exhibiting the smallest waists
and largest wigs, while they all became less
exaggerated towards our own time.
A recent addition has been made to Thurso
Oastle, planned and executed by Burn, the
cobbler-general of worn-out houses, by whom
ancient edifices are mended, cleaned, dyed, and
repaired, to look as good as new, or even bet-
ter. When A perceived flaws in the archi-
tecture of several old castles lately, he wished
they were all " Burned" like ours. Certainly the
situation here is somewhat uncommon. In for-
mer times, showers of spray from the ocean
used to dash up to our drawing-room window,
when the waves, curling and grating along the
shore, sometimes struck at the foundation with
animated vehemence, and rebounded among the
rocks, till at length a breakwater was raised to
defend the wall. My grandmother Lady Janet
used to describe, that many years ago, when
sitting by her own fireside, a vessel was wreck-
ed off the coast, so near the turrets, that she
THURSO CASTLE. 49
could hear the people's voices, yet though eveiy
effort was used on behalf of the crew, " to yield
them hope, whom help could never reach," not
a life was saved from the wreck !
You might have imagined, that in such a po-
sition as I have described, this house was near
enough to the sea, but my father liked the pe-
culiarity of being so intimate with the wild winds
and waves, so he caused a strong pier to be
raised between the old castle and the water, on
which Mr. Burn has contrived securely to perch
a terrace walk and an appendix to the building.
I hope it may turn out as long-lived as the
Irishman's railway, which was to last for ever,
and might afterwards be sold for old iron.
Several very handsome new apartments are
here, from the windows of which I can at this mo-
ment count a procession of twenty vessels in full
sail, some of which come so close, they are tack-
ing into the very room, while the stormy surge
beats up so near to where I sit, that it seems to
undermine the very floor. We had a dispute
here once, whether the bright blue ocean,
sprinkled with white sails, was not as beautiful
an object, as a green park dotted with trees, be-
50 THURSO CASTLE.
sides being fully more varied, and I wish you
were present to award us the superiority. The
roughest and strongest tide on the Scotch coast
is through the Pentland Frith, running at the
rate of nine miles an hour. It is what our old
housekeeper calls " a contramaceous and can-
tankerous sea ;" and on the opposite coast of
Holbourn-head and Orkney, where the time-
worn rocks stand up as straight as an arrow,
the waves are leaping ten or twenty feet high,
becoming so perfectly white with foam, they
look like apparitions starting out of the water,
and vanishing again, while the vessels flitting
silently and tracklessly along, like wreaths of
mist at the horizon, are now and then lighted
up by a brilliant gleam of sunshine shed upon
the water, as if a path of glory were stretched
across, which it would be a long day's journey
to pass over.
On the beach at Thurso may now be seen the
hulk of a ship wrecked under our windows last
winter, and many tragical accidents have oc-
curred at various times to the little herring
vessels, forty of which pass this way in the
evening, dancing on the waves so perfectly
THURSO CASTLE. 51
joyous and safe looking, that last night I had
actually the courage to wish myself on board of
one. Nothing can be more like the life of a
gambler than that of a fisherman. Sometimes
they make ten pounds at a single haul, and of-
ten not tenpence in a day. I was particularly
sorry for one Caithness fisherman this year, who
had caught sixty crans, each equal to a barrel
of herrings, at a single draught, worth about
L.30, but wishing to complete the hundred
crans, he tried another successful pull, which
sunk his boat, worth L.lOO, carried away his
net, and left the unfortunate speculator with
nothing but his life remaining. How constant-
ly we are reminded, that " slow and sure" is
the best rule in pursuing wealth, and that we
crush the butterfly by snatching at it too
eagerly.
When the present Duke of Sutherland dined
many years ago at Thurso Castle, our fishermen
were eager to prove the productiveness of this
coast ; therefore two and twenty different kinds
of fish were placed on table at once, including
salmon, cod, turbot, ling, tusk, haddock, and
every thing that swims, besides an odd fish,
52 THURSO CASTLE.
called, from its resemblance to the feline species,
the cat-fish, and considered a great delicacy,
though not a very prepossessing one. The sal-
mon-fishing of this river was then let for L.IOOO
a-year. It is recorded in the parish books of
Thurso, that in 1786, no less than 2560 salmon
were taken out of the river at one sweep of the
net ! Such is the violence of the tides at sea,
when the billows get into a rage during stormy
weather, that cod and ling are, by the force of the
waves, frequently thrown alive upon the shores
at Canisbay.
It is pleasing, in this remote country, to see
so universal a confidence in the safety of life and
property ! Not a door or a window is fastened
at night, not a shutter closed, and no means of
defence provided, not even so much as a red hot
poker. The old alarm-bell is speechless, and
Oliver Twist might be thrust into the butler's
pantry at any hour of the night or day, without
danger or difficulty. No provision being made
in Scotland for the maintenance and confine-
ment of insane persons, an old woman used,
when I was here last, to haunt this house, caus-
ing great annoyance to its inhabitants, by con-
THURSO CASTLE. 53
coaling herself under the beds, or in the closets.
A lady on one occasion, hearing the drawers in
her dressing-room opening and shutting most
unaccountably, as it appeared, of their own ac-
cord, hurried in to ascertain the cause, and
found this poor maniac nearly undressed, and
shaking out all her gowns to select the one she
liked best for herself. This unfortunate crea-
ture on another occasion stole up to the top of
a turret, where the maids were assembled, lock-
ed up the whole establishment, and threw the
key into Thurso river, intending to keep them
in perpetual imprisonment ; and thus no hour of
the night or day was secure from her incursions,
sometimes in anger and sometimes in jest.
These two states of mind border very closely on
each other, in cases of derangement, of which I
know one very curious instance. When the
Duchess of first showed symptoms of in-
sanity, she was sitting with our friend Lady
at dinner ttte-a-Ute, apparently in great
spirits and good humour, during which she oc-
casionally made little pellets of bread, and
fillipped them across the table at her compa-
nion, who at length took up the jest, and did
54 THURSO CASTLE.
likewise, on observing which, the Duchess in-
stantly started up with flaming eyes, seized the
carving-knife, and hurried furiously toward her
companion. Lady fled for her life, and
she used to make her auditors tremble when
describing her flight through the long narrow
passages of Castle, and how she saw the tall
figure of the Duchess in a white dress, striding
along and brandishing the knife in her hands.
Fortunately Lady reached a distant door,
and locked herself up, but there she remained
in a state of siege for several hours before the
servants came to her protection. The Duchess
remained ever afterwards in close confinement,
but no such salutary restraint is laid on our
visitor from Thurso, who was still alive on my
arrival, but fortunately did not hear of our be-
ing come in time to leave her card for us.
In the old Castle some years ago, we had an
aged housekeeper, who claimed the gift of se-
cond-sight ; and when walking one evening near J
the shore of Thurso, she suddenly gave a start-
ling scream, and told the people near her
that a boat had been upset on the bar of the
river ; naming three men who were drowned.
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and one that she saw swimming to land. The
friends who accompanied her perceived nothing
of this, and laughed at her ; but next evening,
about the same hour, the boat she had described
actually was lost there, and all the three fisher-
men she had named perished. How truly it
has been remarked, that " the veil which con-
ceals futurity was woven by the hand of mercy.""
This old housekeeper insisted, also, for the hon-
our of Thurso Castle, that one room was haunt-
ed, though I never could exactly ascertain who
had been murdered there, nor in what shape
the apparition might be expected. She always
gave an impressively superstitious shake of the
head when speaking of this apartment, saying,
that once she had attempted to pass a night
in it, but what took place must never be told ;
only, on that memorable occasion, it was well
known, that, after an hour or two, she hastily
vacated her position, and would never return
there alone after dusk. A gentleman, hearing
these rumours, insisted once, when visiting at
Thurso Castle, on occupying this room, and
came down to breakfast next morning with a
large black patch on his forehead, gravely pro-
56 SCRABSTER CASTLE.
testing to the old woman, when she waylaid
him in the passage, that the ghost had taken
him out of bed in the middle of the night,
and tossed him three times up to the roof of
the room, till he was nearly killed, adding, that
he never would sleep there again, a resolution
very easily adhered to, as he was then leaving
the country for good.
This morning we walked to inspect Her Ma-
jesty's Royal Castle of Scrabster. My father was
the hereditary high Constable there ; but it is
to be hoped no probability exists of a Royal visit,
as the accommodation would be somewhat defi-
cient, — there being excellent grazing for a single
sheep in the only apartment of which any re-
mains are visible, and the small fragment of
wall looks as if it could be thrown over with
your little finger. Here, in former times, a
Bishop of Caithness was murdered. The peo-
ple in those days not being allowed a veto, took
the law into their own hands, and, with a de-
gree of cruelty which a New Zealander would
be ashamed of, thrust him alive into a caldron,
and boiled him to death. It was perhaps in
allusion to this tragical story, that, when your
THURSO. 57
cousin dined with the Lord High Commissioner,
expecting to meet nobody but clergymen in
black, and saw, instead, only officers in scarlet,
he suddenly exclaimed, " You have boiled all
the ministers !**'
The new church at Thurso, the chief expense
of building which, in a very superior style of
architecture, was incurred by my father, is quite
a little cathedral, being the handsomest edifice
north of Inverness, partly formed of a very hard
stone imported from Morayshire. In the gal-
lery here, the congregation resembles in dress
and appearance what you might expect to see
at any fashionable church in London, with bon-
nets a Id Carsan, scarcely a week old, from
Paris or London. Women in the lower orders
all wear clean white caps, or " mutches,'''' as they
are called, and large blue cloaks, like bathing-
dresses, which hide all deficiencies, and give to
their appearance an air of grave respectability.
The expression of their countenance exhibits
more than common acuteness ; and one group
of men in the lower classes reminded me of Ra-
phaePs cartoon, representing Paul preaching to
the philosophers at Athens, their countenances
58 THURSO.
wore so criticizing an aspect of dubious appro-
bation, apparently more intent on discovering
the preacher's faults than their own. One aged
female, most conspicuously attentive, at last
pulled the hood of her cloak entirely over her
face, and seemed wrapped in meditation ; but I
missed an old woman of former days, who al-
ways listened to the sermon on account of our
family rather than on her own, and frequently
held up her finger to our pew when anything was
said on the danger of riches and prosperity, or
on the evils of " Greek learning and Latin phi-
losophy," a favourite subject of declamation
with the late incumbent of this parish. Oppo-
site to his pulpit, in those days, sat a learned
EngHsh scholar and skilful physician, Dr. Tor-
rens, for whom my father had obtained an Ex-
cise appointment here, that he might be in-
duced by the emolument to settle and practise
in so remote a district. An irresistible smile
often stole over his intelligent features when
hearing the new views of history, chronology,
and the classics, then promulgated by a clergy-
man who had been appointed at the earnest re-
quest of the parishioners. Having, on one oc-
THURSO. 59
casion, allowed a young stranger to preach for
him, our parish minister was observed to be
restless and uneasy till the sermon was conclud-
ed, and stopped the congregation, when about
to disperse, by standing up in his own pew, and
saying, "My friends ! you have this morning
heard enough about the law, let me give you a
little of the gospel !"
On another occasion he argued at great length
with an antagonist, as learned in divinity, and
more skilful in argument than himself; but after
retiring apparently confuted, he gave out, on the
following Sunday, a text suitable to the previ-
ous discussion, and then supposed a dialogue
between a Pharisee and a Christian, wherein
his opponent's reasoning appeared to considera-
able disadvantage, while his own replies were of
course finally successful.
My late father, who valued what he possessed
only in proportion as it might benefit others,
transferred the patronage of this parish, when
it became vacant, a second time to the inhabit-
ants of Thurso, allowing them again the free
choice of their own pastor, and in the present
instance they have been extremely fortunate.
60 THURSO.
The first candidate who appeared, Mr. Taylor,
after delivering one very eloquent sermon, was
elected almost by acclamation ! I accompa-
nied my father out of church on that Sunday,
when we were surrounded by a crowd in perfect
transports with what had been preached, and
their unanimous presentation was instantly and
cordially acceded to. My father felt delighted
to be so well out of " the scrape," as he consi-
dered it, having been apprehensive of serious
differences ; but next morning a deputation of the
parishioners called at Thurso Castle to say, that
upon further consideration, they began to fear
the election had been rashly made, and it was
thought desirable to hear more candidates.
Foreseeing the anarchy and confusion this would
occasion, my father replied that the congregar-
tion must abide by their original decision. They
accordingly did so, which the fifteen hundred
patrons at Thurso have never since had any rea-
sonable cause to regret.
Mr. Burn, the dissenting clergyman here, has
adopted an excellent plan to discourage back-
biting among his congregation. The moment
any individual begins gossiping out a story to
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the disparagement of another, he gravely pro-
duces pen, ink, and paper, desiring his visitor
to write down all the particulars, as they must
be brought before the session. Having repeat'-
edly insinuated this threat, a panic has been
spread among informers and scandal-mongers,
so that no one ventures to say a word of his
neighbour which might not be printed. Besides
the advantage of checking ill-nature, this expe-
dient will increase his own efficiency, by proving
his unwillingness to take up any evil report
against members of the congregation ; moreover,
it seems a most judicious remark of Mrs. Fry's,
that in addressing sinners, it is always best to
remain ignorant of their peculiar failings, or the
admonitions of a preacher become inevitably too
personal. Eowland Hill used to say, that every
sermon should have three R's in it. Ruin by the
fall, — Redemption by Christ, — Regeneration by
the Holy Spirit, — and if to these be added an
earnest and affectionate application of gospel
truth, to the hearts and minds of a congrega-
tion, no personal animadversions could improve
the effect ; yet I have known more than one
preacher make very marked allusion to indivi-
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duals when present, and an instance was pointed
out to me once in England, where a nobleman
of perfectly unimpeachable moral character had
been literally preached out of his own pew.
Those who are ambassadors should surely be
careful that no private feelings of their own in-
terfere with the due delivery of their message, but
remember that they represent a Lawgiver, who
summons all, without exception, to come and
hear the words of eternal life ; that the very pre-
sence of any individual in church indicates a cer-
tain degree of obedience, which ought to be en-
couraged, and that those who are not against
us are for us. Unless, therefore, an open
breach be committed of any known command-
ment, or an obvious desecration of the Sabbath,
all should assemble in church on the same com-
mon ground of being sinners in need of salva-
tion, but the pulpit was never intended as a
place for inquisitorial commentaries on the de-
tails of private life.
A stranger who preached last month at
Thurso, having heard that a charity ball had
taken place there, fulminated a vehement cen-
sure on all those who attended. The sacrament
THURSO. 63
being about to take place, he said, among other
remarks, that " those who had gone to the tap-
room were unfit for the Lord's table," and this
being considered in the light of a prohibition,
several residents who had attended the ordi-
nance unremittingly for thirty years were thus
hindered from appearing.
In respect to amusements for the young,
I cannot but advocate the temperate use of
those that seem innocent, rather than total ab-
stinence, though the frantic excess to which
they are carried in some houses, might make
any Christian hesitate in doing so, as we are
bound solemnly to remember, that those things
which may be lawful when kept in due subordi-
nation, are nevertheless not always expedient.
It has generally appeared to me, that the entire
disuse of those relaxations natural to youth, too
frequently leads either to vice, or to slothful in-
dolence, or to hypochondriacal fancies about
health. It is the excess of all earthly things
that is to be avoided, and the highest exercise
of Christian principle is, to enjoy, without abus-
ing, the gifts of Providence. Men occasionally
drown themselves in water, but water is not on
64 THURSO.
that account to be abjured ; and the exercise of
dancing seems to have no more intrinsic evil in
it, than running or leaping, if kept in strict mo-
deration, and allowed to interfere with no essen-
tial duty. If we could get over what Lord
Dudley called the " national insanity" of late
hours, so that balls were to begin earlier, and
end sooner, one of the greatest objections to
that amusement would be obviated. A dance
beginning at six, and ending at eleven, instead
of beginning at eleven, and ending at six, might
be equally agreeable, and could lead to no such
dissipation of mind, as is now to be lamented in
those who enter on the amusements of life to an
extreme which obliges all rationally disposed per-
sons to withdraw from them entirely. The ball
at Thurso led to no excess either in hours or
expense, but some political estrangement having
previously taken place between near neighbours
and old friends, it was thought desirable that
they should meet on neutral ground, and asso-
ciate once more on terms of cordiality ; there-
fore about forty persons assembled, and danced
off any feelings of irritability which had existed,
believing that in doing so, no violation of duty
THURSO. 65
was committed, while a restoration had thus
been made to sociability and good neighbour-
hood, which it is so desirable always to preserve
inviolate among Christians.
If the world had been partitioned into cells,
like a honey-comb, and each individual's own
sphere of action limited within a separate en-
closure, none of those admonitions respecting our
conduct in society, so lavishly scattered over the
sacred pages, would have been recorded ; but the
miser who hoards his time without spending it
well, goes to one extreme, while the spendthrift
who wastes it on vain and heartless amusement,
falls into an opposite excess. The true medium
is found in Holy Scripture, where social inter-
course among Christians is continually alluded
to, though always in subservience to higher and
holier duties, with the incessant observance of
which, neither the pleasures, nor even the affec-
tions of this life, must ever be allowed to interfere.
There were two county newspapers published
till lately in Caithness ; and in the far north,
the Court circular and the fashions are most as-
siduously studied, for whether Her Majesty be
pleased to ride in Windsor Park, or to drive to-
66 BARROGILL CASTLE.
wards Kew Gardens, is fully as much discussed
here as in the more immediate orbit of her
royal presence. In Eoss-shire, I was amused to
hear of a book club, where one of the farmers
ordered the novel called " Almack'^s," being
anxious, he said, to ascertain what the quality
were about ; and throughout the Highlands,
every on dit respecting Buckingham Palace tra-
vels as safely and expeditiously northwards as
the last new bonnet, being only a little enlarged,
and a very little more trimmed and embellished,
during its progress, though still in some degree
resembling the original pattern.
Connoisseurs in comfort would find it a per-
fect study to see Barrogill Castle, belonging to
the Earl of Caithness, Lord Lieutenant of this
county. It is, as auctioneers often say, " every
way suitable for a nobleman of rank," with all
the internal elegance of a house in London, and
all the exterior dignity of an ancient Highland
residence. Some admirable improvements have
been recently made by Burn ; and the staircase,
which was formerly outside, as high as the
drawing-room floor, is now thrown into the
house, while several windows have been thrown
BARROGILL CASTLE. 67
out, which were greatly wanted. In those
peaceful times, when there is no longer any ne-
cessity for a castle to be fortified, it is pleasing
to see the gloomy strength of former days ex-
changed for a more smiling aspect ; and here
we found some first-rate pictures by the best
masters, a haunted apartment, abundance of
interesting family portraits, and a forest of the
very best trees that Caithness can produce.
Apropos of trees, when we went in a gig-
yesterday to see Castle Hill, belonging to Mr.
Traill, the most persevering improver now in
the North, I was very nearly killed in conse-
quence of our Caithness horse taking fright at a
tree ! He was evidently unused to the che-
quered shadow of leaves on the ground ; so he
started in the well-planted approach, pricked
his ears, backed, and, when a gentle breeze at
length caused the branches to flicker about, he
fairly set off" in a panic. If we had encountered
so terrifying and unusual an object, as another
tree, almost twenty feet high, in any more dan-
gerous part of our drive, the consequences would
probably have been fatal ; but no successor hav-
ing appeared within ten miles, our Caithness
68 BARROGILL CASTLE.
quadruped had time to compose his nerves,
after witnessing so extraordinary a phenomenon.
A celebrated tide runs near Barrogill Castle,
called "The merry men of Mey," very noisy
and obstreperous indeed, but no subject of mei'-
riment to vessels, as they have to go off their
track many leagues sometimes to avoid the vor-
tex, and, when caught, are swept back on a
stream, like the rapids of a rapid river. This
is said to have been the scene of Grey''s " Fatal
Sisters," translated from the Norse tongue.
Now the storm begins to lower,
(Haste, the loom of Hell prepare,)
Iron sleet of arrowy shower,
Hurtles in the darken'd air.
When about to leave Caithness, we discover-
ed that the only post-chaise in this county had
been already bespoke to act in the capacity of
hearse at a funeral, which seemed to me like
one of Harlequin''s transformations. That this
useful vehicle might have time to be altered
and dressed for the melancholy occasion, and
that the one only pair of post-horses might
have leisure to rest, we hastened our journey,
BARROGILL CASTLE. (jj)
and with difficulty obtained leave to hire it; so
I have at last been actually reduced to travel,
like Miss Pratt, in a hearse ! How multifari-
ous are the duties of this old chaise ! — the four
wheels must be all running off sometimes in dif-
ferent directions ! All the happy pairs in the
county probably make their wedding excursion
in it, if they make one at all, — it takes the
Doctor to his patients, the boys to their school,
sportsmen to the moors, guests out to dinner,
and the dead to their last resting-place ! The
horses, too, once probably grandees in a well-
groomed stable, giving some old dowager her
daily airing, or sharing the labour of a dozen
other hunters, are now reduced to be servants
of all work, summoned at every hour of the
night or day, on every occasion of business,
pleasure, profit, or loss, and bound to be al-
ways, like soldiers when they enlist, " free,
able, and willing."'''
One of the most amusing stories of smuggling
I know, took place at Barrogill Castle, when the
late Lord Duffus resided there as guardian to
the late Earl of Caithness. Having clandes-
tinely imported sixty hogsheads of claret for his
70 BARROGILL CASTLE.
own private drinking, Lord Duffus thought it
might be unsafe to lodge them all in the house ;
therefore he built fifty-eight of them up under
so enormous a peat-stack, that it became the
astonishment and admiration of the whole
neighbourhood. He then carried the remain-
ing two hogsheads into Barrogill Castle, and
wrote an anonymous information against himself
to the excise-officer at Thurso, who hurried over
immediately to investigate the case. Lord
Duffus received him as a friend, cordially in-
vited him to dinner, whispered confidentially
that he could give him a capital bottle of claret,
and after dinner, when the worthy man was
nearly half seas over, showed him the two hogs-
heads, and said they were scarcely worth seizing,
but he hoped his friend would return often, as
long as they lasted, and share the last drop with
him ; after which they shook hands, and exit in
mutual good humour.
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Ask Where's the north ? — at York 'tis on the Tweed —
In Scotland, at the Orcades, — and there.
At Greenland, Zembla, or, I can't tell where.
My DEAR Cousin, — Every new country is in-
teresting to visit once, though the real compli-
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72 SHETLAND.
like to ascertain with my own eyes, what is, or
is not worth seeing in it, — whether it be better
or worse than my own, — how people set about
being happy there, and how they succeed. At
one time I expected quite as much to visit the
moon as the Shetland islands, but I have lately
indulged a sort of hopeless wish to venture on a
voyage of discovery towards the extreme verge
of her Majesty^s dominions, that I might pass
the longest day of my life in that country where
two days are turned into one, by having no in-
tervening night.
Islands are troublesome articles to deal with,
especially as I have not the courage of a butter-
fly by steam, therefore it was a considerable ex-
ertion the first time I invited myself to go, but
after talking it over with myself during some
weeks, it became a matter of course, that wind
and weather permitting, or even not permitting !
the experiment should be tried, consequently one
cold stormy morning, to my own great astonish-
ment, we found ourselves on board the Sove-
reign, a fine large, well-grown steam-boat, which
touches at Wick once a- week, in full boil, on its
route from Leith to Lerwick, and picks up all
SHETLAND. 73
those courageous passengers who may have
summoned up resolution and enterprise enough
to venture almost within sight of the north
pole.
Nearly every gentleman before whom I have
happened to mention Shetland during the last
year or two, has long intended to take a glimpse
of these stormy isles, but while swarms and
clouds of travellers are migrating to the most
unattainable foreign districts, our own northern
Archipelago remains unknown and unnoticed,
wasting its sweets, if it has any, on the desert
air, and scarcely upon visiting terms with a
single individual. Pray, bring your telescope
here some day, and try, as we are doing, to get
a distant peep of Iceland.
Travellers are not seen to much advantage in
steam-boat costume, and it is certainly odd
that, wherever a crowd is assembled in a morn-
ing, they all look vulgar ; therefore we glanced
round at the mob of miscellaneous beings as-
sembled on deck, all shivering, in cloaks of
every shape, size, and colour, little hoping to
meet with the very agreeable society which we
soon afterwards discovered on board, or indeed
74 SHETLAND.
with any thing that could be called society at
all.
The General Assembly of Scotland having
recently dispersed, we found a ship-load of di-
vines returning to their congregations in the
north, some apparently clever and eccentric,
some extra-eccentric, and others pious, learned,
and communicative, who added all that was in
their power, and that was a great deal, to the
pleasure of our voyage, and almost every one of
whom gave us most cordial invitations to their
fire-sides and manses in Shetland. Mr. Hamil-
ton, the very talented and agreeable incumbent
of Brassay, near Lerwick, became a perfect en-
cyclopedia of information and entertainment as
long as we continued in the ultra-north, and
Mr. Watson of North Yell afforded us many
curious details respecting his parish and people.
He officiates in two churches, divided by a broad
and dangerous ferry, where frequently on Sun-
day six rowers have endeavoured in vain to
carry him across, but after pulling incessantly
for three or four hours, and coming in sight of
his church and the assembled congregation, he
has been obliged to relinquish all hope of land-
1
SHETLAND. 75
ing, while it was about equally difficult to reach
the opposite shore. One of Mr. Watson's elders,
who had to travel eight Shetland miles, a very
vague measurement, besides crossing a wide
ferry before getting to church, was so exceed-
ingly zealous that never during many years did
he once miss divine service ! This venerable
Christian was unfortunately drowned lately
while trying to save the crew of another boat
lost near his own house. Mr. Watson says
the people of Shetland, in general, testify an
extreme value for public ordinances, and though
his parish consists of only eight hundred per-
sons, he generally averages at the sacrament
about three hundred and fifty communicants.
They are all so indigent that the collection at
church seldom exceeds threepence !
The chief or only wealth of Shetland arises
from the fisheries, and from the manufacture of
wool, which is of so very superior a quality
that stockings are knitted by thousands and
tens of thousands in these islands, at all prices,
and are sometimes fine enough to be sold for
two guineas a pair ! I find it registered in the
Rev. Mr. Sands' account of his own parish
76 SHETLAND.
Tingwall, near Lerwick, that " formerly the
stockings of Shetland were sent to Holland, but
the difference of their value, since they found
their way to other markets, particularly the
English, is said to be niearly equal to the land-
rent of the country, and this difference must be
ascribed to the patriotic and benevolent exer-
tions of Sir John Sinclair." During the eighty
years of my father''s life, he published one hun-
dred and six volumes, and three hundred and
sixty-seven pamphlets, written with the one all-
prevailing desire to benefit his native country,
and while he has been called from his labours
to that rest which remaineth for the people of
God, it is pleasing in every part of Scotland to
trace the success of so enterprising and perse-
vering a patriot. The universal diffusion of
English sheep over our native hills, was an era
in our national history, and has nearly doubled
the value of many Highland properties, where,
owing to ignorance and mismanagement, the
Scottish wool had become so exceedingly dete-
riorated and scarce, that, on an average, four
millions of pounds had to be annually imported
from Spain. In consequence of some advanta-
SHETLAND, 77
geous discoveries respecting wool, communicated
by my father to the Highland Society, a board
of inquiry was instantly formed, of which he be-
came chairman, sparing neither time nor ex-
pense to render it efficient, and presenting to
the committee a hundred sheep, which he had
collected from the royal flocks of Finance, from
Spain, Shetland, and England, to the latter of
which he gave that name, now so universally
known, of " Cheviot sheep." He travelled in
person to every county where the growth of
wool was peculiarly successful, and at an inn
twelve miles from Edinburgh, he gave the first-
sheep-shearing festival which had ever taken
place in Great Britain, where a multitude of per-
sons from all countries sat down to a collation,
each adorned with pastoral badges and emblems,
and where one of the amusements consisted in
seeing wool which had been shorn in the morn-
ing, spun, dyed, wove, and formed into a coat
during a single day.
Nothing in D'lsraeli's Curiosities of Literature
can be more singular than the origin, progress,
and termination of my father's single-handed
efforts to collect the Statistical Account of Scot-
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land, a work for which no precedent existed in
the world, as even the very word " Statistics"
was invented by himself, a fact recorded in the
old cotemporary edition of Walker's Diction-
ary, who remarks that no name had previously
existed for a science now so generally understood.
To anatomize the society, population, history,
manufactures, and antiquities of a great nation,
required enterprize, perseverance, and even en-
thusiasm ; but unintimidated by obstacles, he
addressed separate letters to one thousand
clergymen, suggesting his plan and requesting
their aid. To some of the more indolent he
wrote three-and-twenty times, besides applying
to their patrons and friends, to gain their co-
operation, and the last effort he made to arouse
any individual's exertion was by forwarding him
an epistle written with red ink, explaining that
this was a final attempt to rouse his patriotism.
After receiving many thousand letters, he em-
ployed missionaries at his own expense to collect
the details of such parishes as were not reported
by the clergy, and wrote some himself. In the
course of seven years this arduous work was
completed, after which the author used his in-
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fluence to obtain for a reward, nothing perso-
nal to himself, but a grant from government, to
the " Society for the sons of the clergy," of
L.2000, and presented besides to that useful in-
stitution, the copyright and whole pecuniary
benefit of his labours. To himself and his family
remained only the gratification of witnessing his
entire success, and the honour which he deserv-
ed for so vast and patriotic an undertaking.
Adam Smith remarks that there are three ways
of pursuing fame. " Those who wish to enjoy
celebrity, whether they deserve it or not, — those
who seek to deserve, but care not to enjoy it, —
and those," like my father, " who seek both to
deserve and to enjoy it." Few ever loved his
country more, — few ever laboured as persever-
ingly to serve it, — and few ever more deeply
valued its approbation. When age and infir-
mity precluded the possibility of new exertions,
he often looked back on the difficulties so labo-
riously surmounted in preparing the Statistical
Account of Scotland, wuth a pleasing conscious-
ness of having served his country so essentially.
Even when verging towards the grave, and
turning his thoughts to a better world, he heard
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with satisfaction, though not consulted on the
subject, that a second edition of this great
work was in progress. Before long, volume af-
ter volume appeared, containing no meed of
praise for his exertions ! no tribute of gratitude
for his liberality ! no mention even of his name !
A great edifice had been raised, and the origi-
nal architect who planned the whole, incurred
the expense, engaged the artizans, obtained a
reward for their labours, and generously claim-
ed no recompense for himself, was now entirely
overlooked, but nevertheless could he have fore-
seen the end from the beginning, his strong im-
pulse to do good as he had opportunity, would
still have prevailed. From that period, my fa-
ther calmly but indignantly ceased to mention
a subject once the source of so much pleasure,
and latterly we avoided any allusion to it. In
the volume which came out immediately after
my father''s decease, a cold, late, and business-
like acknowledgment of his name appeared,
but as no copy of the new edition is forwarded
to his family, I did not borrow one to peruse it.
The heart that should have been cheered, and
the eye that should have been brightened by
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that page, were at rest for ever, and even if ample
justice had been awarded, the praise that was
due could have mattered little then to him who
was beyond its reach, or to us who valued it
only for his sake.
The Shetland accent is peculiarly pleasing,
but still retains so strong a tinge of Norse, that
the somewhat foreign pronunciation led me to
imagine several of the gentlemen who spoke to
us, were either Frenchmen, Danes, or even
Irish, much more than Scotchmen. A rumour
had reached us, before embarking in the steam-
boat, that a great man was on board ! No less
a personage than the Danish governor of the
Feroe Islands, son of the prime minister of
Denmark ! His father had been ambassador
from that Court to England, a man of great
abilities and intelligence, who had educated our
campagnon de voyage with great care, and be-
stowed on him this very inadequate appointment,
merely from a desire to improve that frozen
region of ice-bergs and whales.
The governor of Feroe, Mr. Ployen, had with
great difficulty obtained permission from his
own rulers to travel in Scotland, and had
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brought a large detachment of his people to
study agriculture, in what region of the earth
do you suppose ? In Shetland ! ! There the
spade husbandry, wooden harrows, stone querns,
and little hand-mills, are a century, at least,
behind East Lothian, and the world in general !
Miss Edgeworth's Farmer Good-enough, would
have seen little cause to complain of modern
innovations, where Captain Hay's patent plough
has never yet been heard of, and several genuine
Scandinavian implements of husbandry are still
in fashion, but '"'' parmi les aveugles, mi horgne
est roi ,•" and the Shetlanders may, perhaps, be
some steps in advance of their more northern
neighbours.
Having no small curiosity to see Mr. Ployen
and suite, we hastened down to dinner, more
eagerly desirous to satisfy our curiosity than
our appetite, and I was considerably entertained
to see the Captain ceremoniously place his Danish
guest on his right hand, and treat him, during
the banquet, as nearly with royal honours, as the
small cabin of our floating palace could admit,
while the governor himself seemed exceedingly
bored at exciting so much notice.
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I have seldom encountered a more entertain-
ing, frank, well informed foi-eigner, than Mr.
Ployen, a tall, fair, and very dignified looking
personage, who spoke English as well as any
native, — or better, — and veho seemed anxious
to make the conversation a means of giving and
receiving as much information as possible.
When he sketched a lively graphic description
of his own desolate regions at Feroe, I began
to fancy it would be quite impossible ever to
get far enough north, as Shetland seemed a mere
every-day affair in comparison of the immeasur-
able precipices now described, when he laugh-
ingly concluded his picture by saying, that we
estimated the height of our shore by hundreds
of feet, and he by thousands ! I must some
day explore a north-west passage for myself,
and measure the rocks of Feroe.
Sumburgh-head, in Shetland, rises about eight
hundred feet abruptly out of the ocean, and at
North Yell, the iron-bound coast, stretching
forty miles along the shore, forms a gigantic
barrier of towering rocks, as if the angry,
ceaseless billows of the great Atlantic had worn
down, and bent the very earth by their weight.
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What a mere insect man appears in such
scenes ; but here would be a place for geologists
to chip down the world with their hammers,
and to frame half-a-dozen theories, or to draw
from the rocks themselves a history of their
origin. In some parts of Scotland, the char-
ters of estates were anciently carved in Gaelic
on the rocks, and here would have been abun-
dant space for such documents. A person igno-
rant of the law once mentioned, that a gentle-
man had proved his claim to an estate, and on
being asked in what way, confidently replied,
" He has carved it on stone !""
While sitting at dinner in the cabin, we
heard many interesting anecdotes of the dangers
encountered by fowlers in scaling the rocks of
Shetland and Feroe, where fatal accidents are
so frequent, that the people sometimes say to
each other, " your grandfather fell, your father
fell, and you must follow too." Others boast
over their companions, saying, " Your father
died in his bed, but mine went off like a
man
The common mode of rifling the birds' nest
is. for the fowlers to suspend themselves over a
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beetling cliff of many hundred feet, merely by a
single rope forty or fifty fathoms long, which is
so fretted and hacked by the sharp edges of
the rock, that it occasionally breaks, precipitat-
ing the unfortunate adventurer from so great a
height, that the body, when found, sometimes
retains scarcely a vestige of ever having been
human. From habit, they become so reckless
of danger, however, that frequently more than
one descends by the same rope, though I scarcely
know any occasion when it would seem more
desirable to have two strings to our bow.
Captain Philips mentioned, that some time
since, a father and two sons were suspended in
this way over a deep chasm, when the youth
who hung uppermost hastily told his brother
that the rope was breaking, therefore it could no
longer support them all, desiring him to cut off
the lower end, on which their father depended.
The young man indignantly refused thus to
consign his father to death, upon which his
brother, without another moment's hesitation,
divided the rope below himself, precipitating
his father and brother both to instant destruc-
tion ! We had an eager discussion, after
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hearing this shocking story, whether it was
possible to have acted better than the ami-
able son who fell a sacrifice to duty and affec-
tion, during which Captain Philips suggested,
that he might have leaped off the rope, and left
his father to be preserved ! This was a flight
of generosity beyond the imagination of any one
else, and we received it with great approbation.
Indeed, we could scarcely have applauded him
more, if the worthy Captain had actually taken
the leap himself.
A succession of similar stories ensued, all
tending to prove that the Shetland rockmen
are fit to be rope-dancers at Astley's ; but no-
thing interested me more than hearing a descrip-
tion of the cradle at Noss. It was formed by a
celebrated climber from the Isle of Fowlar, who
heard, that off the point at Noss, a detached
perpendicular pillar stood one hundred and
sixty feet high, and being perfectly aloof from the
shore, was considered quite inaccessible. De-
termined to do the impossible, and establish his
fame for pre-eminence on the rocks, besides
being bribed with the promise of a cow if suc-
cessful, he with great difficulty scrambled from
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a boat to the summit of this lofty point, where
he fixed a pulley, and suspended a basket,
which could be drawn across to the mainland,
carrying sheep or men in comparative safety
over a chasm sixty yards wide, and four hundred
feet deep. Fancy yourself performing an ex-
cursion, in this way, between the top of St
Paul's and the monument : but that is not half
high enough ! Where shall we place you then ?
Suppose yourself swinging in an arm chair
between the summit of Snowdon, and the peak
of Cader Idris ! After this curious enterprise
had been successfully achieved, the poor man
forgetting how much more difficult it is to go
safely down than to ascend a precipice, unfor-
tunately did not take advantage of his own
spider-like bridge, but in trying to regain the
boat, his foot slipped, and he fell headlong
down, where his bo^dy was never seen again ! a
hero dying in the arms of victory.
The Governor mentioned, that lately at
Feroe, a fowler descended safely by the usual
conveyance of a rope, but when about to be
drawn up again, owing to some awkward en-
tanglement, he arrived at the surface with his
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feet upwards. His alarmed friends thought his
head had been cut off, and felt so relieved to
discover their mistake, that the whole party
burst into a simultaneous peal of laughter,
while the adventurer was very glad he had any
face to put on the matter at all, and laughed
heartily also.
The upper part of these cliffs generally over-
hangs the base; therefore the rockmen, when
desirous to obtain a footing, are obliged to swing
themselves many yards out in the air, that the
re-action may shoot them back in contact with
the precipice, when they instantly cling to any
little projection that offers, and, after landing
on it, anchor the end of their rope to a stone,
and proceed with a small hand-net, stretched
on a hoop, to spoon the eggs out of their nests,
depositing them carefully in a sack which they
carry behind ; and when the unlucky bird sees
her loss inevitable, by a curious instinct she
often pushes out the egg to save herself. An
enterprising fowler, standing on a projection
once, with a sheer precipice both above and be-
low him of several hundred feet, observed the
end of his rope become suddenly disengaged
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Iroin its moorings, and swing like a pendulum
fur into the distant space. If it escaped en-
tirely away, he knew that death, either by a
fall, or by the slower and more dreadful process
of starvation, must become inevitable ; there-
fore, perceiving that the rope, before it finally
settled, would swing once more almost within
his grasp, he earnestly watched the moment of
its return, made a desperate spring forward in
the air, clutched it in his hand, and was saved.
Travellers are in a perplexing predicament
when relating what they see or hear, because
everything is either so common-place as to be
scarcely worth mentioning, or so extraordinary,
as to be quite beyond belief ; and your creduli-
ty will take leave of me altogether if I continue
on my tight-rope any longer. I shall merely
describe one thing which amused and astonish-
ed me exceedingly. Our steam-boat passed near
Coppensha, one of the Orkneys, which presents
a gigantic barricade of rocks, inhabited by mil-
lions of birds, which we saw, though I had not
time to count them, sitting in rows like charity
children, with black heads and white tippets,
ranged along every crevice in the cliffs. Cap.-
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tain Philips caused several guns to be fired,
when an uproarious noise ensued, which can be
compared to nothing but the hurraing of a
whole army. It seemed like a long loud roar,
accompanied by the echoing and re-echoing
of guns, — a whole platoon of cannon, till at
length I fancied that the commotion could
scarcely have been more deafening from the
mob and artillery of London on the day of
Her Majesty's coronation. Above, below, and
around, the sea, air, and rocks seemed all
one living mass of birds, screaming at the full
pitch of their voices, rushing through the air,
careering to the very clouds, flickering in cir-
cles over-head, zig-zagging all round us, and
then dropping like a shower into the ocean.
Nothing in the way of animal life ever amazed
me so much ! I wonder if any one on earth
can imagine it? — no! certainly not! seeing is
believing, and nothing else will help you. When
I thought how many fish must be necessary to
feed so countless a colony of feathered mari-
ners, the miracle seemed greater still. The
poor sillocks and herrings must have a sad
time of it ! Shetland is the metropolis of birds.
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and the greatest ornithologist might weary him-
self here. In this cloud of living creatures are
included kitty-wakes, cormorants, sea-larks,
gulls, white and black scarfs, sea-parrots, maws,
and a species of pufl&n, commonly called lyres,
or, as the natives pronounce them, "lawyers!"
It would occasion rather a sensation in the
Parliament House to hear how coolly the Shet-
landers mention having shot a brace of law-
yers in a morning ! We could ill afford them
a battu in Edinburgh !
Seals and otters abound on this coast, but I
did not observe a single mermaid, though these
are the bays where Sir Joseph Banks advised my
father to catch them, using for bait, a looking-
glass and comb ! Many interesting and " authen-
tic !" stories are told here of mermen and mer-
women, which would amuse you exceedingly,
therefore, pray muster up a considerable stock
of credulity, and listen. Far below the region of
fishes, these mer-ladies and gentlemen, who are
of supernatural beauty, exist in an atmosphere of
their own, in which they seem able to live with
very tolerable comfort in coral palaces, and
sleeping on beds of oysters. When desirous to
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pay us a visit in the upper regions, they hav»^
power to enter the skin of any amphibious ani-
mal, and shoot through the water, but no son
or daughter of the ocean can borrow more than
one sea-dress of this kind for his own particular
use, therefore, if the garb should be mislaid on
our shores, he never can return to his submarine
country and friends. A Shetlander once having
found an empty seal skin on the shore, took it
home and kept it in his possession. Soon after,
he met the most lovely being who ever stepped
on the earth, wringing her hands with distress,
and loudly lamenting that having lost her sea-
dress, she must remain for ever on the earth.
The Shetlander having fallen in love at first
sight, said not a syllable about finding this pre-
cious treasure, but made his proposals, and of-
fered to take her for better or for worse, as his
future wife ! The merlady, though not, as we
know, much a woman of the world, very pru-
dently accepted this offer ! I never heard what
the settlements were, but they lived very happily
for some years, till one day, when the green-
haired bride unexpectedly discovered her own
long-lost seal skin, and instantly putting it on,
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she took a hasty farewell of every body, and ran
towards the shore. Her husband flew out in
pursuit of her, but in vain ! She sprung from
point to point, and from rock to rock, till at
length bounding into the ocean, she disappear-
ed for ever, leaving the worthy man, her husband,
perfectly planet-struck and inconsolable on the
shore !
In some of those islands, the rent is paid, as
it is also at St. Kilda, in feathers, which are
sold for ninepence per pound ; and one of ray
father's Caithness farms had a clause in the
lease, entitling hira to a pepper-corn rent of
1000 sea-birds' eggs every year, though he
never levied the tax.
The governor of Feroe mentioned, that, dur-
ing their fishing-season, his coast is so sur-
rounded by shoals of bottle-nosed whales, that
the seamen go out in a long array of boats, and
drive them, like flocks of sheep, towards the
shore. When this cavalcade approaches land,
a dreadful scene of carnage ensues, while the
terrified monsters become infuriated, and, in
attempting to escape, they frequently upset one
or two l)oats. The men Ijccomo nearly frantic
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with excitement on these occasions, the wound-
ed animals bellow with pain, the ocean is dyed
red with blood, and troops of sea-gulls, which
always attend on these occasions, become so
stained with gore, that, before taking wing to de-
part, they appear to be birds of scarlet plumage.
Escorted in great state by the governor of
Feroe and suite, A and I landed at Kirk-
wall, Captain Philips having granted us leave
of absence for an hour and three quarters, but
his one hour shrunk into a miserably short one,
and his three quarters became nothing at all,
as we were soon peremptorily summoned back
on the shortest notice, by an arbitrary little
bell, rung most impatiently before one-half
our curiosity had been gratified. Travellers
who rashly apprentice themselves to a steam-
boat for a certain number of days, must expect
less attention to the picturesque -than to the
station most convenient for taking in coals, or
letting out passengers, as we experienced on
this lamentable occasion.
The very ancient and interesting cathedral of
Kirkwall, dedicated to St. Magnus, was begun
seven centuries ago, by Ronald, Earl of Orkney.
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It is the most perfectly preserved in Scotland,
and looks almost as large as the whole city put
together. You would fancy it an arrival from
Brobdignag among the Liliputian buildings
around, and the whole structure would do ho-
nour to any Episcopal diocese in England, being
in truth a sort of country-cousin to Worcester
Cathedral, as they are in a similar style of
architecture, though the masonry of Kirkwall
is coarser, and the plan scarcely so dignified.
It is wonderful that the poor inhabitants, who
could scarcely rear dwellings for themselves,
should produce so magnificent a pile for Divine
worship ! The roof is quite entire, but the lofty
steeple was most unfortunately struck down by
lightning several years ago, which causes a sad
blank in the coup cVoeil at first, though much
architectural beauty still remains. The long
and solemn ranges of pillars and cloisters inside
have at length become so perfectly green with
damp, that they appear like some wonderful
cave, over which the sea had broken for ages.
Indeed the celebrated cave at Flamborough-
head is not very unlike it, and certainly neither
more mouldy, nor more weather-stained.
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We entered this hoary pile with feelings of
profound reverence and admiration, preparing
our minds for a solemn remembrance of the
great men and the eloquent divines vs^ho once
frequented those sacred walls, generation after
generation, many of whom lie side by side in the
last long sleep of death. The first tomb-stone
which caught my attention was exceedingly
handsome, exhibiting a coat-of-arms on one side,
and bearing a long panegyrical inscription on
the other. While gazing at this impressive
memento with all that profound respect due to
the illustrious dead, oujr guide gravely informed
us that this tablet was raised in honour of the
late dancing-master at Kirkwall !
Not far off, lie the venerated remains of our
illustrious Scottish historian, Laing, whose
memory is deserving of the utmost reverence
and admiration from all his countrymen ; and a
few steps distant we were shown a curious tomb
placed under a low heavy stone arch, like an
ancient fire-place, which was built in this pecu-
liar form by special desire of the person under-
neath, because an enemy had once threatened
to dance on his grave.
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We discovered the tombs of Bishops Murray,
Stewart, and a whole conclave of reverend
fathers, their names, arms, and mitres, carved
in stone, and surmounted by inscriptions, some
too long to be read, and others with a great
deal to say which had become totally illegible,
though none were, I trust, what Pope calls
" sepulchral lies, our holy walls to grace." The
child we are told of, who saw nothing in a
church but laudatory inscriptions, made a most
natural mistake when he asked, " where all the
bad people were buried V
I was astonished at the trouble taken by our
foreign friend, Mr. Ployen, to decypher every
epitaph in which there appeared generally more
sentiment than feeling ; but he seemed to have
a remarkable knowledge of heraldry, and being
the first Dane who had recently invaded Scot-
land, he was evidently anxious to claim for hh
country some credit in the founding of this
Cathedral. With the patriotic hope of produ-
cing evidence to prove its Danish origin, he left
not a crevice unexplored, so that even a rat
could scarcely have enjoyed its hole in peace,
p
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but all in vain,— the Cathedral of Kirkwall
gave no sign !
Mr. Ployen did not relish our saying, that the
Orkneys had been ceded to Scotland by the
Danes, but interrupted our discussion with a
deprecating bow and shrug, saying, they were
only mortgaged for a small sum, and the money
had since been tendered by his government
three times without success. Rather an awk-
ward transaction if true.
In the choir of this cathedral. Divine service
is yet performed, but the whole ancient edifice
is soon to be put on the retired list, and super-
seded by a fine, vulgar, modern upstart, which
is in full progress here. All that green baize
and brass nails can do is done, to look hand-
some, but I greatly prefer the green mould and
yellow rust of the old school, and really would
not grudge the good people of Kirkwall a few
couffhs and rheumatisms rather than let them
desert this fine old fabric, which has ornamented
the world so long.
Mr. Ployen expressed much surprise on see-
ing our square pews at church, with a table in
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the centre, saying it gave him the idea of our
intending to play at whist. No separation of
seats was made long ago in Scotland, and nonu
is allowed now in Denmark, where so strict an
equality is preserved in the House of God, that
on one occasion, a common soldier found him-
self accidentally placed next the king. He
hastily started up, but his majesty stopped him,
saying, " Stay, friend ! remember there is no
distinction here !"
The inhabitants of Kirkwall are intended
never to keep carriages, seeing a staircase runs
across their principal or only street, which is
entirely paved with large flags, and so narrow,
that opposite neighbours might almost shake
hands from their respective windows. Upwards
of four thousand women are employed in plait-
ing straw for bonnets at Orkney, and the
annual value of what they make is averaged at
L.30,000. Girls of eight years old, and even
the very oldest men, can earn a livelihood by
this means ; and during the long winter evenings,
little sociable parties of ten or twelve meet at
each other's houses, and work together, beguiling
the hours with a snug gossip, and a cup of bohea.
100 ISLE OF SANDA.
The Castle of Orkney shelters one or two
plane trees cowering within the walls, and hang-
ing out a leaf or two, here and there, to prove
that they are alive, which is almost a question-
able fact, even with those few witnesses to attest
it, and the country round seemed clothed in
sackcloth. The bishop's " manse" has been
very handsome in its day, though now worn to
rags, and the market place is neat and exten-
sive.
You may search round the world, and find
nothing more hopelessly ugly than the Isle of
Sanda, which lies so perfectly flat and bare,
that it might be taken for the whale's back on
which Sinbad the sailor landed. The ground,
from a very short distance, becomes quite in-
visible, therefore the few houses we saw seemed
floating on the surface of the sea, and the
people seemed all walking on the water. It
gave me a better idea of the deluge than any
picture I ever saw.
An alteration was made respecting the light-
house here some time ago, which produced most
disastrous consequences. The station formerly
was at North Ronaldsha, more than three railea
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off, and many foreign ship;?, consulting old
charts, were misled in their bearings, and
totally lost, though such events used not to be
universally deplored among the Shetlanders
formerly, when a stranded vessel was considered
quite as lawful a capture as a stranded whale.
One of our clerical friends mentioned, that some
years ago three brothers sailed from Hamburgh
in different vessels on the same day, and after
cruising to various ports without meeting, they
were all wrecked on the shore of Sanda at the
same time, and their ships completely lost !
What a melancholy rencontre they must have
had on this desolate and fatal coast.
A Danish princess lies interred at our family
burying-place in Caithness, who met with her
death under somewhat similar circumstance.?.
She had married the chief of the clan Gunii,
who passed himself off, at the court of Denmark,
for being a considerably greater man than he
really was, and when she became desirous at
length to see the splendid residence he had de-
scribed himself to possess in Scotland, he gal-
lantly insisted on preceding her there, to make
the most magnificent preparations, but no Caleb
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Balderstone being then on the spot, he was put
to his wit's end one evening, by beholding a fine
vessel in the distance, containing his bride and
her suite in full progress homewards. In an
agony of consternation, he caused false lights to
be hung out along the coast, the consequence of
which was that the ship foundered, and her
body, richly dressed in jewels, having been
washed on shore at Clythe, is buried there with
all the splendid decorations she wore. It was
unfortunate for the princess, that she did not
see some such conclusive reason for refusing Mr.
Gunn, as Lady Penelope Primrose in more mo-
dern times, who declined the addresses of a
gentleman belonging to that clan, giving as an
excuse that she could not tolerate the idea of
being called all her life " Lady Pen-Grun !"
Persons afflicted with a name which admits of
being punned upon, must often wish, in despera-
tion, that some friend would leave them an
estate, as an excuse for changing it.
Our Danish fellow-traveller was shocked be-
yond expression at this tragical tale, and shrug-
ged his shoulders, till they nearly met over his
head, on hearing the catasti'ophe. I was amused
KIRKWALL. 103
at the unmitigated censure he bestowed on oui^
country, for allowing debtors a sanctuary within
the precincts of Holyrood Palace, where they
enjoy unmolested liberty to range through the
park and hills around, giving splendid enter-
tainments, and receiving company, while the
poor deluded creditors are in actual starvation.
As Paul Pry says, " I don't mean to hint that
there is anything in it, only it seems odd !" and
we had very little to urge in defence of national
custom on this point. Mr. Hamilton mentioned
that the chief extravagance of his poor pa-
rishioners consists in tea-drinking to the most
marvellous excess, and that those who are
starving would rather purchase tea than bread.
You never heard of tee-totallers on so large a
scale ! the indulgence amounts almost to an ab-
solute vice, and the Shetlanders must positively
establish a toast-and-water society immediately.
About L.2o,000 worth of bohea is annually en-
tered at the custom-house in Lerwick, besides
which, a great quantity is smuggled by Dutch
fishing-boats. One poor man in the parish of
Brassay, who had the expensive infliction of a
tea drinking wife, was cheated, by her secretly
104 KIRKWALL.
selling his goods to obtain tea ! He was ob-
served once to purchase the same peck of meal
three times over in one week, being always as-
sured that his children had eaten it. A High-
land laird once remarked, that the Scotch pea-
santry were ruined by forsaking " the good old
porridge of their ancestors !"
Mr. Hamilton says, the kindness of all his
very poor people towards each other is astonish-
ing. Like the widow's cruize, their last mouth-
ful is shared with those who are more necessi-
tous than themselves, and no single individual
will ever starve, unless the whole population
perish together. Poor and destitute as most of
them are, he deprecated any plan of assessment,
because it would destroy all those feelings of
mutual sympathy and independence which are
the sole remaining comforts they possess. It
certainly is one of the deepest mysteries in this
perplexing world, what system is best for reliev-
ing indigence, because while our almighty Crea-
tor has ordained, for wise and holy purposes,
that the poor shall be always on the earth, He
has at the same time laid a deep responsibility
on the rich, to do the very utmost which libera-
KIRKWALL. 105
lity and good sense can dictate, to relieve the
weight of woe and painful endurance laid on
our suffering brethren. I believe it would be
an act of mercy to sweep from the face of the
earth most of those large charitable institutions
which encumber it, except such as are for the
blind and the incurable. If an hospital were in-
stituted, where every living being could receive,
on application, a dish of porridge, a flannel pet-
ticoat, and a bed, there would probably be an
end of all exertion in the world. There must
be, as a motive to industry, the apprehension of
that misery, which it is nevertheless our business
to relieve when it comes, by encouraging and
teaching lessons of provident economy. I know
many places at present, where industrious wo-
men can get no needle-work at their own fire-
sides, because they are so completely under-sold
by large institutions, in which the expense of
liouse-rent and coals not being paid by indivi-
duals, the work can be done much cheaper. If
a general distribution of clothes were made to the
poor, in three days more than half those gratis
wardrobes would be lodged at the pawnbroker's ;
and in considering the failings and defects of
106 KIRKWALL-
every human scheme for the general advantage
we cannot but mournfully exclaim in the lan-
guage of Scripture, " who will show us any good V
The two most eminent philanthropists in Scot-
land, Dr. Chalmers and Dr. Alison, are com-
pletely opposed in opinion respecting the most
eligible plan for the poor; but while we la-
ment the difficulty of ascertaining what is best,
nothing, at the same time, can exonerate any
Christian from anxiously studying this impor-
tant subject, and conscientiously expending time
and money, according to his utmost ability, and
according to the best of a carefully formed judg-
ment, on the great Christian object of succour-
ing those whom our Divine Saviour has so so-
lemnly committed to our care, measuring the
degree of our devotion to Himself by our dili-
gence in " feeding the hungry, clothing the
naked, and administering to the sick ;" yet the
great scriptural rule of letting charity be so
private, that the left hand shall not know what
the right hand is doing, would forbid those
great public establishments, which are in many
instances pernicious to the real interests of
those whom they are intended to benefit ; and
KIRKWALL. 107
the Bible surely does not recognize or in-
culcate any general and arbitrary assessment,
which is to be deprecated, for the sake of the
poor, whom it would degrade and demoralize,
more than even for the wealthy, on whom it
would become every year more oppressive and
severe.
Mr. Hamilton mentioned, as an instance of
the generous feelings engendered by sympathy
in distress, that, during the late scarcity, al-
most amounting to a famine, an indigent old
woman, having been presented with a boll of
meal, divided it equally with her starving neigh-
bours. It always appears to me, that, in this
world, those who have real miseries bear them
well, and those who have none invent some petty
grievance to grumble at ; for some people en-
dure the pleasures of life less cheerfully than
others bear its greatest calamities. A very in-
digent girl, not long since, after suffering all the
saddest privations of poverty, met with an un-
fortunate accident, which made it necessary for
the Doctors to amputate her leg; but when
they cautiously imparted this frightful prospect,
108 FAIR ISLE.
she calmly replied, " Then I shall now have a
leg the less to endure cold from !"
It was grievous in many places to hear a
most heart-rending description of what the poor
Highlanders suffered last season, when every-
thing short of actual starvation was uncom-
plainingly undergone. It lowered the value of
property so much to have these circumstances
known, that in some places where estates were
to be sold, the proprietor forbid any application
on behalf of his tenantry to the relief Commit-
tee, in consequence of which, the funds, raised
by a liberal subscription, were, I fear, very un-
equally distributed.
Another destitution, of yet greater impor-
tance, is deeply deplored in Scotland, and be-
came a subject of serious discussion among the
clergy as we approached Fair Isle, a bright
green spot, like an emerald on the wide ocean.
This place is quite a little world in itself, cover-
ed with grass of a most vivid and luxuriant
verdure, but distant twenty-four miles from
the nearest shore, being exactly half-way be-
tween Orkney and Shetland, — and there four
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liundred of our countrymen live and die with-
out the instructions or consolations of any cler-
gyman. The parish to which they belong lies
in a far distant island, whence Mr. Thomson,
the incumbent, used to visit them once in a sea-
son, to perform all the marriages and christen-
ings ; but now, being eighty years of age, he is
unable to encounter the fatigue of such a voy-
age ; and it was mentioned, that the last time
a clergyman arrived there, several of the chil-
dren requiring to be christened were quite old
and uninstructed, while one boy, when the ser-
vice was performed on himself, swore most vio-
lently. The anxiety of these neglected people
for ministerial teaching is so extreme, that they
will laboriously row their boat any distance to
bring a preacher, and only ask their expenses
for taking him away, as it is considered ample
remuneration for a voyage of fifty miles to hear
a single sermon ; and Mr. Watson of North
Yell told us, that once, when detained acciden-
tally beyond Sunday, the whole population
crowded round him to hear the gospel, and lis-
tened with fervent attention.
Many rich people disapprove loudly of fo-
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reign missions, confidently saying, " let charity
begin at home ;" and for them here is a noble
opportunity. Neighbours and brethren of our
own, who have little to enjoy here, and no one
to tell them of happiness hereafter, suffer the
most urgent want, while a small subscription
might supply the moderate wishes of some resi-
dent clergyman, who would be welcomed with
eager and grateful delight, bringing them the
knowledge which they seem all to be thirsting
for.
The deputations sent by charitable societies
travel sometimes now at a most preposterous
expense. A lady assured me that once a ba-
rouche and four arrived at her house in the
Highlands, containing four gentlemen, who re-
quested leave to see her pictures, and mentioned
that they were a committee of clergymen from
England, collecting funds for some religious ob-
ject. Next day her old poultry-woman found
several tracts scattered along the approach, and
this expedition cost several hundred pounds,
besides taking more than one clergyman away
from his own charge. This is a wide world, in
which there certainly is a great deal of good to
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be done, but as none of us are like the tortoise,
who could carry the whole world on his own
shoulders, men who would really be useful must
measure the utmost extent of their own indivi-
dual ability, and do the very most which is pos-
sible, without attempting more, and too many
parish clergymen would wander about like
Wesley, who during fifty years never travelled
less than 4500 miles annually. It was no bad
jest on a certain itinerating rector of this kind,
who frequently transferred his own work to a
substitute, and preached in any parish rather
than his own, that he should be nic-named
" England, because he expected every man to
do HIS duty.'^
These poor Shetlanders can afford no expen-
sive deputations, but the half of what was paid
for that one excursion which I have described,
would place them permanently under the bless-
ed influences of gospel light ; therefore I beg to
move a resolution, which you shall second, that
our next foreign mission shall be established at
Fair Isle. How much I should like now to send
round a plate for your subscriptions ! In that
case, a missionary need not laboriously acquire
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any difficult language, nor has he either a new
religion to introduce or an old superstition to
destroy, while he would be gratefully welcomed
by a people, many of whom are mournfully sen-
sible of their unhappy religious privations, and
those who are not, need only the more urgently
to be made aware of them. AVe find more ex-
citement in sending to foreign heathens, — and
they require all we can do, — but there are hea-
thens at home with a yet nearer claim to pity,
though less attractive to the fancy. I heard of a
missionary meeting lately, at which a Cherokee
chief was produced, covered with tatooing and
feathers, to pray in his own unknown tongue,
before a numerous congregation, and to make a
speech extempore, or extrumpery as you say.
Our poor Zetlanders would have no chance in
comparison, yet the time and money expended by
a foreign missionary on his long journey, besides
studying Malabar or Hindostanee, and diving
into the depths of Brahmin mythology, might
be occupied with far more immediate advantage
if he set forth at once with the English Bible
in his hand, to teach a people nearly as ignorant
as any barbarians, but far more willing to learn ;
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and those who contributed to so desirable an
object, might hope to reap a harvest of imme-
diate success, and to be blessed by the prayers
of many whom they had assisted to rescue from
darkness, and to place in the marvellous light of
the gospel.
In old times, the Duke of Medina Sidonia's
ship, the Invincible, commanding the Spanish
Armada, was wrecked off Fair Isle, when most
of the crew, amounting to two hundred men,
landed in fishing-boats. So numerous a swarm
of guests would soon have occasioned a famine,
therefore the natives murdered several, and
hospitably entertained the rest. If supernu-
merary guests could be lawfully disposed of in
this way, what a massacre would take place at
some dinner parties we have seen. Both hosts
and visitors were rescued from approaching
starvation at last by the appearance of a ship
from Lerwick. On that occasion, the Duke ap-
peared near the shore to welcome his deliverers,
in the splendid costume of a Spanish nobleman,
but Malcolm Sinclair, a sturdy Presbyterian,
who had come to entertain these foreign papists
with all the rites of hospitality, nevertheless re-
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marked, on being introduced to his distinguished
guest, " I have seen many prettier men hanged
on the Burrow-muir !"
These long twilights are very enjoyable, and
I often wish that those who have more time
than they know how to use, could transfer a
few superfluous hours to those who find every
day too short for half what they wish to do ; but
now that the stars are lighting their lamps it is
time for me to extinguish mine. Since paper
pillows are in fashion, you will know how to dis-
pose of too lengthy a letter, so I must bew'are of
being reduced to atoms, though it would sound
extremely civil to tell a long-winded correspon-
dent, that you never lie down without placing
her letters under your head, — pray do not sub-
join that they put you to sleep. " We're a'
noddin'."
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LERWICK.
I hope there's none offended
At me for telling this ;
For it was not intended
To be ta"en amiss.
Burns.
My dear Cousin, — Can this possibly be me at
Lerwick ! 1 begin to think it may not be a
dream ! You once said, in an extravagant mo-
ment, that any letter was worth any money, so
I hope you will retain the same opinion, while
I now dip the pen of astonishment in the ink of
veracity, that, since you have never been suffi-
ciently enterprizing to travel so far, you may
become proud of being related to any one who
has, after hearing all our adventures by flood
and field.
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When a gentleman once mentioned having
gone to see the lion at Exeter 'Change, a friend
satirically enquired, " what did the lion think
of you?" rather a perplexing question; but I
hope our lions here are as much pleased with
us as we are with them, seeing I am already
more than rewarded for taking this very long
step towards the Arctic circle, and planting my
standard on the Castle of Lerwick.
A lady in Caithness, during one of our most
unfavourable summers, when everything looked
brown, parched, and barren, became astonished
to hear a stranger talking in raptures about the
richly verdant thriving appearance of all the
scenery in our county. Of course she supposed
him in jest, till it turned out, on enquiry, that
he was a native of Shetland! Certainly here
we see little beside grass and rocks, yet I ad-
mire beyond measure the bold massy features
of the landscape, glittering beneath a rising
sun ; and there is something in it of unadorned
magnificence very striking to a stranger.
Lerwick is one of the oldest-looking towns I ever
remember to have inspected, and appears like
a small burlesque upon Venice, a range of houses
LERWICK. 117
being drilled along the shore, all standing up
to their knees in water, while the sea washes
six feet deep on their foundations ; and instead
of dark gondolas, like coffins, floating about on
the crystal waves, we have light graceful skiffs
gliding rapidly along, and bending their large
white sails almost into the surf.
Last week sixty-three Dutch fishing-vessels
sailed at once out of this beautiful and com-
modious harbour in the Sound of Brassay ; and
residents here all keep a boat instead of a car-
riage or cart, being their only means of convey-
ance. No seaman but a Zetlander could man-
age these very small canoes, like wherries from
the Thames, with the sails of most dispropor-
tionate magnitude ; but they manoeuvre about
in beautiful style, and the natives seem all near-
ly amphibious, looking as if they sat upon a
dolphin, and holding the sail by a rope, which
is let fly the moment a blast rises, throwing the
sheet instantly at liberty. Accidents, however,
do happen only too frequently on these rough
and dangerous seas ; and it is a singular cus-
tom, that drowned persons are always buried
far from the ocean, as if their spirits might still
/
118 LERWICK.
be disturbed by the horrors attending their de-
cease. Do you remember Lady , when she
heard the sudden intelligence that a gentleman
had been accidentally drowned in the river,
close to her windows, instantly enquired, as her
very first question, " Was he handsome?"
This is the first year that a tolerable inn has
been established at Lerwick, which is consider-
ed a most remarkable era, and the style is
about equal to that on board a second-rate
steam-boat, being conducted by a most respect-
able landlord from East Lothian. If any
wealthy traveller, wishing to be remarkably
comfortable, had brought his own carriage and
horses to Lerwick, he could not have penetrated
beyond the pier, and by no possible contrivance
could his equipage have been available in driving
up to the hotel, which is in so narrow a street,
that A could have easily made a long arm
to touch the opposite house. I remember once
meeting an English lady going by steam to
Staffa, who said it was her intention imme-
diately on landing, to order a post-chaise, and
drive all round the island, but neither there nor
here would the plan be very feasible, as not a
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wheel is stirring in the noiseless streets. Tluit
peevish jSIrs. , the morning after her arrival
at Venice, complained that she had been so
disturbed by " the noise of carriages !" it was
impossible to close an eye ; but the streets at
Lerwick are about equally carriageless, being a
curious assortment of courts, connected by
lanes, and intersected by stairs, one of which
divides the High Street quite across, and some
of the streets are even arched over at the top.
The only road in Shetland goes six miles to-
wards Scalloway Castle, and we were told that
but one gentleman ever had a carriage here,
when he used to drive his wife several times up
and down the whole distance, to give her an
idea what a journey means. It might be said
of him, as your old friend used to remark of her
English relation, with a look of great import-
ance, " He is the richest man in London ! he
keeps his chariot !"'"' The short road to Scallo-
way is, like all short cuts, nearly impassable,
leading over a peat-bog, to be cleared in a suc-
cession of leaps, but if any one wishes to see a
Shetland pony shine, he should mount on his
back, the heavier the better, and perform a
120 LERWICK.
steeple chase over all the chasms and walls
which He in the way along the fine " corduroy
road." Walking is, of course, a most necessary
accomplishment in this country, where the
shoes are made of materials so very substantial,
that an old gentleman used to say, he wore in
the morning three rows of nails on the sole,
but for full dress only two rows.
Some spirited proprietors projected great im-
provements here in road-making, and would
have summoned M'Adam himself from the deep ;
but unluckily one landlord, a soi-disant baronet,
has, with short-sighted economy, put a spoke in
all their wheels, refusing to let a stone be
broken unless some very extravagant terras be
conceded. This unfortunate impediment must
be a great annoyance to all the residents, and I
wish they could be delivered from it, " To be
disposed of, — an old established grievance, —
going very cheap !" Nothing but an act of
Parliament can lay down a road here now, such
as had been projected, not that the ambition of
Shetland pointed to a mail with four horses,
attended by a guard blowing his horn, and fly-
ing round the islands to carry tourists round
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Noss and Scalloway ; but no one can tell what
half a century may produce, and on my next
excursion to this region, I have promised to
bring my chariot, while our friends have under-
taken to provide a suitable road. Perhaps you
may live to see some time a railway, like a
great iron hoop, surrounding Great Britain, with
the whole population circling round at full speed,
as we see children at a fair, wheeling along on
a " turn about.""
The introduction of a weekly steamboat to
Shetland has begun a new era in this countr}'.
Formerly all communication with other places
became so tedious and uncertain, that none
could be safely depended on, A few years since,
one of the principal merchants here, who pos-
sessed more than twenty ships of his own, be-
came so anxious for letters, that he sailed off to
enquire for them personally at Edinburgh.
There the postmaster objected to deliver any,
saying, it would be too great an advantage to
give him over the other mercantile houses at
Lerwick, if he obtained his correspondence so
prematurely, and it was not until after the
G
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greatest difficulty, and legally proving his iden-
tity, that he could obtain the packet.
The lower orders in Shetland seem rather
beneath the middle size, especially when com-
pared to the tall Dutch skippers, stalking about
in loose tunics, high caps, and heavy wooden
clogs, which seem a most uncomfortable article
of dress, being excavated in a solid block of
wood, as if the foot had supernaturally forced
its way in. We used to read in the Richmond
play bills, of a hornpipe to be danced on the
stage in wooden shoes, but here it could neither
be light nor fantastic, as these slippers, liable to
be shuffled off at every step, seem made to im-
pede walking. The Dutch sailors exchange
shoes with the Shetland ers for stockings, so that
their traffic is easily set on foot.
The sheep in these islands look like goats or
greyhounds, having long legs and lank bodies,
and their colour is of that peculiar brown and
blue which the Shetland stockings usually ex-
hibit. Some are speckled of various hues, and
go by the name of Jacob's sheep, though not
lineal descendants of that flock. All the ladies
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here employ their long evenings in knitting ;
and even the hard-working women, when carry-
ing on their backs the enormous heavy " creels"
which are used here instead of carts, yet con-
trive to have a perpetual stocking on hand. I
met one cleanly dressed chatty old gossip, the
sort of looking personage who hobbles on the
stage at the beginning of a farce, exclaiming,
" How my old bones do ache !" and she assured
me with great exultation, that she manufactured
a stocking per day, and that every article she
wore was entirely of her own spinning. I liked
to see her honest pride, and if the gown had
been French cambric, she could scarcely have
expected me to admire it more.
Before inns were invented at Lerwick, the
proprietors and merchants kept open house for
all strangers without exception, and must often,
I should guess, have found occasion to look over
the inventory of their plate, when exercising
such boundless hospitality. A party of well-
dressed, plausible looking foreigners arrived
here once, and having previously ascertained
the names and connections of all the chief inha-
l)itants, they passed muster during several
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weeks, living at the principal house on the
island. One Sunday, however, their hospitable
host was privately beckoned aside by a friend,
who had observed his companions in the pew at
church, and recognized them as a party of well-
known black-legs from Paris ! He recommended
their being ejected from the house, in the most
expeditious manner possible, but their enter-
tainer replied, with characteristic liberality,
that, " though he would now be on his guard
against imposition, yet while his guests continued
to behave like gentlemen, he would persevere in
treating them as such." Previous to departing,
the ungrateful visitors attempted some swindling
transactions, which were, of course, counter-
acted, owing to this timely detection, and they
were opprobriously dismissed from Shetland ;
but, unfortunately, their schemes prospered
better in Orkney, where they afterwards cheated
some merchants to a large amount ; and it was
a curious termination of the whole affair, that
upon leaving Kirkwall, they very handsomely
transmitted to the parish clergyman L.5 for the
poor ! This was an amusing sort of Eobin
Hood generosity, but some who deem it right
LERWICK. 12.")
to refuse money collected for charitable pur-
poses, unless they approve of the means by
which it has been raised, would be rather per-
plexed how to dispose of such a donation.
Among countless instances of peculiar hospi-
tality, it may be mentioned, that a Mr. Bruce
received into his house some years ago, forty
Russian shipwrecked sailors, maintained them
during the whole winter, and sent the entire
crew, at his own expense, back to their native
country. He declined receiving any recompense,
but the Empress Catherine privately obtained
an impression of his family seal, sent it overland
to China, and ordered a magnificent dinner
service of the finest porcelain to be manufactured
for him without delay. By some unfortunate
oversight, the box containing this precious gift
was seized at the custom-house, and sold to a
Mr. Reid, in whose possession it still remains,
though I cannot but grudge him every dinner
he eats off it. Mr. Bruce, while he lived,
lighted a large fire every winter night close to
the shore, and had a barrel of meal ready to be
cooked into porridge, for distribution among
any number of poor sailors visiting those distant
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shores. They were also allowed clean straw to
sleep on at night, when unable otherwise to
procure a bed.
The gentry at Lerwick are still so extremely
kind to strangers, that our landlord should lock
up his guests, as the only chance of keeping any,
or he may perhaps be provoked at last to act
like the innkeeper at Luss, who, finding himself
nearly ruined by the parish clergyman beguiling
away all his visitors, at last one night carried
his sign to the manse and nailed it over the
door.
One of the most uncommon subjects for as-
tonisliment, to a stranger, in Shetland, is, when
he first discovers the very near neighbourhood
of every gentleman's town and country house.
The two are generally within sight of each other !
We were shown Mr. Mouat's elegant residence
in Lerwick, and looking full in its face, from the
opposite side of a narrow bay, stands Gardie
House, his country-seat ! It is a large, hand-
some, well-windowed house, which seems to be
staring about on every side and wondering when
the trees will come up. Mr. Ogilvy has, what
Eobins the auctioneer would call a most magni-
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ticent and desirable country residence, surround-
ed by gardens, terraces, and offices on an exten-
sive scale, but, by the help of a speaking-trum-
pet, you might deliver a verbal message from his
drawing-room in the country to his drawing-
room in town ; and Mr. Hay's rural retreat is
exactly a ten minute's walk from his mansion in
Lerwick. All the principal families here make
a regular " flitting" every season, from town to
country, probably leaving their PPC cards for
each other, and, after taking a pathetic leave of
the metropolitan gayeties, set out, by easy stages,
changing horses as often as may be necessary,
and plunging into the wilderness of rural enjoy-
ment within half a mile. In London, those who
have no estates often close their front windows
for the summer, and withdraw out of sight, while
etiquette forbids their being visible in town, and
to the Shetland gentry the change is scarcely
greater. If a Court Circular be ever established
at Lerwick, we shall read a list of
FASHIONABLE CHANGES.
Mr. Mouat, for the summer, from the north to
the south side of Lerwick Bay. Mr. Ogilvy and
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family, half a mile west, for change of air. Mr.
Ployen, from Feroe, on a southern tour in Shet-
land and Orkney !
Fort Charlotte, at Lerwick, — an imposing old
fortification, all bristling round with guns, — is
in good repair, and serves partly as a jail, where
we saw four youths under fourteen, one of whom
was a gentleman"'s son, confined in solitary cells,
for a burglary committed at Orkney, when they
robbed an old man of eighteenpence. They all
maintained that the money was immediately to
have been returned, as they merely intended a
jest, but the law does not understand such prac-
tical jokes. The jailor's wife said, within hear-
ing of the young criminals, while tears started
to her eyes, that she never had seen more excel-
lent boys, and pronounced their panegyric in
terms so glowing, that a gentleman present
thought it full time to remind her and the pri-
soners that such unqualified praise could scarcely
be merited by young gentlemen placed under her
husband's lock and key.
A stranger, who had landed with us from the
steam-boat, was much entertained by a corporal
who accosted him, when wandering about the
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fort alone, and announced with great official im-
portance, that he was " the Governor ! " adding-
the important fact, that four thousand pounds
of gunpowder were placed under his charge, but
on inquiring it came out that he has no autho-
rity to fire, even if an enemy appear, and that
he has the command of no garrison but himself.
A party of mischievous boys at Lerwick, on one
occasion, alarmed the whole surrounding country',
by privately loading one of the superannuated
cannons at Fort Charlotte and firing it off!
Some part of the wall was shattered, in conse-
quence of an extra charge having been thrust
in, and a sensation was occasioned by the ex-
plosion like that caused to Sir Walter Scott^s
Antiquary when the beacon-fire at Fairport was
lighted. The whole population of Lerwick flew
to ascertain what enemy had landed to take
possession of the island, and we can scarcely
wonder at some panic being excited, considering
that the nearest naval force which can be sum-
moned to protect any part of Scotland is sta-
tioned at Chatham. If Paul Jones had a suc-
cessor, he might land in Shetland any day, as he
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did once in Galloway, and take the very tea-pots
off the breakfast-tables.
On the last birth-day which George the Fourth
lived to see, the flag-staff at Lerwick Oastle fell
prostrate to the earth, which was afterwards
considered a prophetic omen. The very same
pole is now so insufficiently propped up that all
well-wishers of her present Majesty should sub-
scribe to raise one, which shall promise, by its
firmness, to see out the present century, or longer,
if possible. Loyal as the inhabitants of Shet-
land are, however, their woods and forests could
scarcely supply so much as a pair of Dutch clogs,
and still less a new flag-staff", but we must sup-
pose the trees were all cut down to show the
sea views, which are so very fine. The tallest and
grandest tree I saw during my stay on the
island, was a stalk of rhubarb nearly seven feet
high, which had run to seed, and waved its head
majestically in a garden below the fort, looking
quite shady and ornamental. It had been plant-
ed by some officers, and really did them great
credit. The Arabians have a proverb, which I
wish we may all live to see realized here, " Be
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patient, and the mulberry-leaf will become
satin."
I expected to observe Shetland ponies gallop-
ing in every field, but they are chiefly running
wild among the distant unenclosed hills, where,
in most instances, the fore-legs are manacled
together. Nothing is trusted to the honour of
a Shetland poney, but they are all shackled in
a most uneasy manner, hobbling along like rab-
bits, which inconvenient contrivance ruins their
paces afterwards. When well fed from an early
age, they grow nearly to the height of a don-
key, but some years ago, Mr. Hay reared a
perfectly well-formed poney, which measured
only twenty-six inches high. Not so tall as a
moderate-sized hobby-horse ! I have heard
sportsmen talk in praise of a horse that would
canter round a cabbage-leaf, but here was one
literally capable of doing so. The very largest
men ride these tiny little creatures at full
speed, looking from a distance as if they had
merely hooked on a pair of additional legs, be-
ing scarcely raised a foot off the ground, and
yet racing rapidly along. How would a regi-
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ment of cavalry look, mounted, or lowered ra-
ther, on these stout little chargers.
Many very curious arctic birds stray over to
this country, and I have seen one most beautiful
snow-owl, which had been killed in this neigh-
bourhood, as large as an eagle, and the colour
of a swan-down muff. Eider ducks are very
abundant, and eagles so very destructive, that
live shillings a-head used to be given for shoot-
ing them. Swans appear in great flocks during
spring. I daresay you have not forgotten our
friend, who said he had very nearly sent you a
swan-down muff from the Highlands, and when
we asked an explanation of the reason why so
welcome a present never came, it turned out
that he had merely " seen a flight of wild
swans over his head, and wished he had a gun !"
Of course all the birds here must live on the
ground, having neither hedges nor trees in
which to form a colony, but the plovers and
other unambitious kinds make themselves quite
at home. I am told the crows build their nests
offish-bones, as a substitute for sticks, which
shows a great deal of genius, equal to that of
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the Greenlanders, who form their houses of
whalebone. It is interesting thus to observe
how nearly instinct can approach to reason, in
adapting means to an end, but the one is born
at once to its utmost perfection, and the other
is cultivated or destroyed by the possessor, ac-
cording as he employs it, and may be advanced, if
used in a Christian spirit, to higher and higher
perfection every day, stretching from earth to
heaven, till it reaches the ceaseless progress of
an eternal existence.
Nature is outlined along this coast on so
magnificent a scale, that we scarcely miss the
softer touches, which give grace and beauty to
a landscape. All that rock and water can do,
is done ; and while ornamental vegetation is en-
tirely wanting, that which is useful seems abun-
dant, especially in the valley of Tingwall, where
grain and vegetables ripen in their utmost per-
fection ; the pasture is so excellent, it would
have transported an Argyleshire laird, who was
asked some time since whether he had been dis-
appointed in his first view of Staffa, when he
replied, " Quite the contrary ! I was told the
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island pastured only twenty sheep, and I count-
ed fourscore !"
The labour and expense to which several
proprietors have gone, in cultivating trees and
gardens, do prodigious honour to their persever-
ance, patriotism, and taste ; but in a climate
where gooseberries scarcely ripen on the wall,
and apples are unknown, what can be done ?
We have all a tendency to that respectable
weakness of thinking our own country the best
in the world, and the enterprising cultivators
here, may console themselves about their un-
productive soil, by saying, as the Duke of Wel-
lington said of his army, " It is given to me to
make the best of !"
The youngest children in Shetland can make
an income of twenty shillings per annum, by
catching the small fish named " sillocks, or
pars," abounding in swarms here, which owe
their value to the oil extracted from them, two
thousand barrels of which were manufactured
in one year, from those diminutive fry, not mea-
suring above four or five inches long. Thus food
and light become easily accessible in a country
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where grain is scarce, and where the days are
not over long.
In the churchyard at Tingwall, this inscrip-
tion appears on an old tomb-stone, " Here lies
an honest man !" It seems like an implied im-
putation on all those buried near him. There
is more truth perhaps in that simple memorial,
than in a panegyrical epitaph I was busy read-
ing at a certain cathedral lately, wondering
how so great and good a man could ever have
been spared out of the world, when the beadle,
observing my occupation, quietly said, " He was
the very reverse, ma'am, of all you see there !"
We had an excellent sermon at Lerwick from
the parish clergyman, Mr. Barclay, formerly
professor of elocution at Aberdeen. He gave
us so edifying an address, that if I could attend
church .in Shetland without crossing the sea, it
would give me pleasure to go often. The inn-
keeper conducted us to his own pew, and I had
scarcely time to settle myself comfortably, before
the clerk, a most respectable man in black
robes, began publishing, in an easy gossiping
tone, the banns of several marriages. Not see-
ing any objection to the proposed alliances, I
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forbade none of them, but began speculating
how it could possibly happen, that in this
strange place, the clerk's voice and physiognomy
seemed quite familiar to me. He sung particu-
larly well, being one of the best " precentors" I
know, and after a moment"'s perplexity, it flash-
ed across my recollection, that this was actually
" mine host" from the bar ! We almost ex-
pected to find a charge for the pew in his bill,
but our expenses from beginning to end in Shet-
land could scarcely cover the point of a pin.
Nothing could exceed the hospitality and
kindness we received from Mr. Hay, who is
quite a northern lord of the isles, his name be-
ing as intimately connected with Shetland as
Bonaparte*'s with St. Helena, and his house be-
comes a home to every stranger who reaches
these shores. A great distinction is made here
between " Scotchmen and Shetlanders ;"" but
the Scotch hospitality, for which we are justly
celebrated, is almost outdone by our northern
neighbours, many of whom were most kindly
urgent that we should measure our visit by
weeks rather than by hours. I have promised,
if any wind blows me here again, to remain as
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many days as will enable us to see every thino-
thoroughly ; so, considering what scarce commo-
dities good days are, our visit may probably ex-
tend throughout a whole season.
On INIonday we discussed in long and anxious
debate with Mr. Hay how that one only morn-
ing we had for seeing all Shetland, could be most
advantageously disposed of, and he entered into
our case with the same mature deliberation as if
I had consulted him about the investment of my
whole fortune. The day threatened every thing !
wind, rain, mist, and cold ! nothing could look
more unpropitious, but still some adventure must
be achieved, and as we could not visit both Scal-
loway Castle and Noss Cradle, we weighed the
castle against the precipice, balancing and re-
balancing their merits with the most careful
precision, and puzzled beyond measure which
must kick the beam. At last it suddenly oc-
curred to me that I can see a castle any day,
but such a cradle as that of Noss never, there-
fore the scale began to preponderate greatly,
when Mr. Hay being summoned on business to
Lerwick, committed us to the custody of his son,
ordering ponies to the door in case we preferred
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Scalloway, and a boat if we determined to try
a second childhood in the cradle.
As Burns remarked, " the plans of mice and
men are liable to go awry." Nine hours after-
wards, when Mr. Hay retu.rned, he found us still
seated in the drawing-room, having seen neither
the one place nor the other, as unfortunately a
squall of wind, with bitter torrents of rain, had
come on, accompanied by a fog, which cut the
head off every precipice and hill. It was the
sort of rain that never stops, being dogged-look-
ing and obstinate, proceeding from large moun-
tainous clouds, hanging heavily down, as if Ben
Lomond andSchiehallion had mounted overhead,
therefore we resigned ourselves to a very pleasant
chat in the house, with the agreeable family cir-
cle of Mr. Hay, joined by Mr. Hamilton, who had
crossed from Brassay to meet us again. As
Chateaubriand desired a friend to inscribe his
name on the pyramids of Egypt, that posterity
might never guess he had actually left the coun-
try without inspecting them, we must get our
signatures engraved on the cliffs at Noss.
It has been long remarked, that the gentry in
Shetland use their long winter evenings to great
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advantage, in reading most extensively, which
becomes so obviously the case in conversing with
them, that I began almost to regret our own
days not being equally short. Perhaps also the
cold winds here assist in sharpening people's in-
tellects, a propos to which I am about to start a
perfectly new philosophical theory on this very
subject ! Warm climates certainly do enervate the
mind, as we see that the lowest- scale of intellect
prevails in Africa, China, and the West Indies, f/''
Italy and France are greatly inferior to Eng-
land; — Scotland excels them all, and even our
great magician, Sir Walter Scott, before writing
his Pirate, or his journal, took a sharpening in
Slietland. Now, this all combines to prove, on
undoubted premises, like Phrenology or Animal
Magnetism, that peculiar acuteness should be
expected in minds nearest the pole, and if you
think a course of popular lectures on the subject
would " take," perhaps I could sketch out the
prospectus. Common phraseology favours my
discovery, as every man who makes too clever a
bargain with his neighbour, is said to be " too
far north for him !" and, besides, the most bril-
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liant magazine in Scotland is edited by Christo-
pher North ! Need I say more ?
Instead of travelling over Shetland with us,
Mr. Charles Hay very obligingly showed me a
chart of it, on so large a scale, that three inches
are given to each mile, and not a single peat-
stack seemed wanting, therefore we made a lei-
surely tour over the wide expanse, pausing oc-
casionally to hear elaborate descriptions of the
curiosities we ought to have seen, and of the ac-
cidents we might probably have met with; all
very interesting, but also rather tantalizing.
During a short promenade, we inspected one
of the primitive mills frequently used here to
grind corn, exactly similar to those of Norway,
and I wish the whole board of agriculture had
accompanied us to be diverted at the sight of
this antediluvian machinery. It consisted of
four very low dykes, with a turf roof, beneath
which, a small stream running in a trough not
four inches deep, turned a wheel placed horizon-
tally instead of perpendicularly, so that half the
force was neutralized, and there you have the
whole concern !
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Near the Cleik'em-in-Mill, we were shown a
most amusing Httle miniature cottage, containing
one window behind, one before, one in the roof,
and a door, but there are five apartments inside.
Bum or Gillespie might liave been proud of laying
out the accommodation to so much advantage,
but it was all planned and executed by the pro-
prietor, a custom-house officer, on hospitable
thoughts intent, who wished to have spare beds
for his friends. The dining-room is so very small
that any one sitting at table, must rise and
stand quite upright against the wall, if the door
be opened ; but this superb residence rejoices in
a name larger than itself, being called " Glen-
spleuchen," and the owner may always keep up
his dignity like the gentleman described in an
old ballad, —
" Stately stcpt he east the vva',
And stately stept he west."
The finest remnant of a Teutonic Castle which
ever enchanted the society of antiquaries may be
seen on the island of Mousa, twelve miles dis-
tant from Lerwick. It stands about forty feet
high, looking externally like a small p}Tamid of
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Egypt, — or some pre- Adamite conformation, —
or an old glass house — take any comparison you
like best. It is composed of two circular walls,
one within the other, like the ivory balls from
China, leaving a passage about five feet wide be-
tween. This interval is said to have been used for
a place of safety during war, and as these retreats,
from their winding about, were called dragons
or serpents, it has been conjectured that an al-
lusion to such ancient sanctuaries may have
originated the allegorical romances, afterwards
so popular, relating to beautiful Princesses who
were guarded by monsters, and rescued by dra-
gons.
There is, in most well-constituted minds, an
instinctive respect for rank, which certainly
ought to exist in a high degree, if, as in many
cases, it only adorns what is in other respects
pre-eminent, and acts as " the- guinea stamp"
on that which is already gold. In a country
like Shetland, without any I'esident nobility, I
scarcely think, that if all the pleasing, well-bred
people we conversed with had been insensibly
transformed into dukes and duchesses, it could
have made our evening circle more agreeable
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or entertaining; but at present, the great theme
of conversation in every house, and the most
deservedly popular person in the far north,
seems to be a young nobleman, the first English
peer who ever penetrated into Shetland. It
certainly is most gratifying to a part of the
world, usually forsaken and neglected, even by
those who are its natural residents, that the
inhabitants have been repeatedly visited, on
terms of cordial kindness and intimacy, by one
who might choose his own society in any part
of Great Britain, and whose estates are almost
equal in value to any one of the three northern
counties in which, for the last two years, he has
resided. The young men in Shetland expected
nothing but luxurious indolence from an " Eng-
lish Lord" possessing unbounded wealth, whose
guardians had recently purchased an addition
to his vast estates to the value of L.900,000,
but they were astonished at his arriving across
these dangerous seas, having performed a voyage
of one hundred miles in an open fishing-boat,
and still more that, being an accomplished
scholar, and accompanied by one of the most
pious and learned tutors at Oxford, he neverthe-
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less excelled in all the field-sports and athletic
exercises to which they were accustomed.
The three predecessors of Lord Ward were
each, in their day, pre-eminent for something.
The first was so distinguished for his personal
appearance, that in the well-known print you
have seen, representing Lord Chathara"'s death,
his figure was made the most prominent of all.
My grand -uncle, Lord Dudley and Ward, who
succeeded him, expended so many thousands
every year in building churches, and in the most
lavish charitable benefactions, that he was justly
called " the rich man's model, and the poor
man's friend ;"" and his son, the late Earl Dud-
ley, Secretary of State to George the Fourth,
though his great abilities were tarnished by an
extraordinary degree of eccentricity, was, never-
theless, one of the most brilliant wits and ac-
complished scholars of his time. Though an
only son, yet from infancy he never knew the
happiness of domestic life, having been, at the
early age of six months, placed by his rather
whimsical parents in a separate house and esta-
blishment, where they occasionally visited him,
but his education was entirely superintended by
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a succession of nursery governesses and tutors,
and he always declared that his only experience
of a happy home was when placed at last under
the roof of Professor Dugald Stewart, at Edin-
burgh. His life of early solitude engendered
those peculiar habits which occasionally clouded
the lustre of his shining abilities, and among
other strange customs, he acquired so uncon-
querable a habit of thinking aloud, that his in-
timate friends used to say, in allusion to his
two titles, that " Dudley was speaking to
Ward."" The ludicrous effect produced by these
public meditations during his Majesty's cabinet
councils, became a principal cause of his retire-
ment from office. On one occasion, when a gen-
tleman obligingly took him home in his carriage,
to avoid a shower of rain, he conversed diligently
with himself during their progress, spying, " I
suppose he will expect me to ask him to dinner !
I'm afraid it must be done."" His companion be-
ing fond of a jest, instantly commenced an accom-
paniment, muttering to himself quite audibly, "If
he asks me to dinner, I shall certainly not go !"
Upon hearing this. Lord Dudley laughed heartily,
made an apology, and insisted on the invitation
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being both given and accepted, which according-
ly it was. A fall from his horse, on the conti-
nent, seems to have occasioned some disease of
the brain, which brought a melancholy cloud
over his latter years, and at his own express
desire, all his papers were destroyed, leaving no
record behind worthy of his great intellect, be-
fore it darkened into the gloom of night.
The steam-boat being about to sail from
Shetland, we were now called on to decide
either on leaving the island immediately, or
staying an entire week. If we could have lingered
on from day to day, I might probably have en-
joyed myself there for a month, but it is a se-
rious thing to accept an invitation from stran-
gers for seven long days ; and though the hos-
pitable inhabitants appeared to think that those
who once came there should never go away,
Avhile we were surrounded by more agreeable
friends than I ever made in so short a time be-
fore, each of whom we were sorry to leave, yet
we adhered firmly to our original plan of de-
parting, " much and justly regretted." Mean-
time the weather had become stormy, the wind
cutting like a scythe, and the atmosphere more-
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over so hazy, that I felt almost tempted to set-
tle for life in Shetland, rather than encounter
the very formidable voyage before us. We wish-
ed it had been possible now to summon the ob-
liging genii who carried Prince Camaralzaman a
thousand leagues without disturbing his slum-
bers ! I envied every bird that flew past, and
scarcely dared even to look at the sea, thinking-
how much too intimately acquainted we should
soon become ; but after a PPC dinner with
]\Ir. Hay, we embarked, escorted by all the kind
friends we had acquired at Lerwick, on board
the steam-boat, or Damp-skiffs as it is appro-
priately named in our friend the Danish gover-
nor's language.
Having been always hitherto accustomed to
consider Thurso Castle as the ultima tlmle, I
could not get over the oddity of receiving the
good wishes of our companions for a pleasant
voyage south to Caithness, and certainly the
prospect of its being safe or agreeable seemed
momentarily diminishing. The captain ex-
pressed great surprise at my embarking on such
a night of fog and wind, while a poor woman,
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who had brought three ponies to be transported,
said the evening was too rough for them, and
led her little flock ashore. I very nearly deter-
mined to accompany them back, and had not
quite made up my mind on the subject, when
suddenly the vessel started off in full career,
the skiff containing our convoy of friends gradu-
ally vanished in the fog, the waving of hand-
kerchiefs ceased, and Shetland was no more.
I felt much amused at a sailor, when we came
on board, observing to A , " I thought you
would not stay long. Sir ! the climate is too
cold for any gentleman !"
What a night this was ! I dared not go be-
low at all, but turned two days into one, by re-
maining on deck, watching the endless twilight,
while our tottering boat wrestled through the
long sweeping waves, which tilted us up as if
we had been placed on an enormous swing, and
then away we dashed into the very bosom of the
ocean, casting up a sheet of spray which drench-
ed all the deck. Never were mountains so ea-
sily ascended ! we sprung up the side of Ben
Nevis or Snowdon at a single bound, and then
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rushed down a Montagne Russe to the bot-
tom, —
While ev'ry mad wave drown'd the moon,
Or whistled aloft its tempest tune.
The sun set, looking dimly and coldly through
dark stripes of grey cloud, as if enclosed within
a large iron grate, and burned to embers, but
at last it went entirely out, so the world re-
mained, with nothing visible by the cold wan
twilight, but the moon, the stars, and myself.
The whole creation seemed like a dream, so so-
lemn and indistinct, as if the world were in a
trance, but for the stormy wind which blew with
unabated vehemence. Nothing brings to my
mind so awful an idea of the wrath of God, as
that sustained exhibition of His mighty power,
to be traced in a hurricane. Even a thunder-
storm is scarcely so impressive !
Morning was at last ushered in by the crow-
ing of a cock most vociferously, and the sun
himself emerged from the ocean like a globe of
liquid fire, blazing over sea and sky, till both
were illuminated with a flood of splendour. I
should have liked, for the moment, to be an
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Italian improvisatrice, and apostrophized the
sun, moon, stai's, ocean, and all the grand ob-
jects which had so recently delighted me ; but
the true sublime of their existence is only to be
fully appreciated in connection with their great
originator. I could not but think, if the sun
were an eye visibly watching all we do or think,
it would cause a most solemnizing restraint
over all our actions, " What scenes that orb
has look'd upon, since first its race began !"
Yet this bright luminary is but one manifesta-
tion among thousands, gloriously testifying the
perpetual presence and unceasing watchfulness
of that omnipotent Being who created us and
it, — whose eye is in every place, " behold-
ing the evil and the good." Why do we not
more constantly remember that great and holy
Being, who " compasseth our path and our
lying down, and is acquainted with all our
ways."
I contrived to stand on deck, grasping hold
of a rope, and clinging to the gangway, whil(>
Captain Philips traced out the whole scene of
Sir Walter Scott's Pirate, and treated me to a
running criticism on its merits, which might
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have made a valuable article for the Quarterly
Review. He had lately complimented the novel
by a second perusal, and pointed to where once
stood the ruins of Jarlshof Castle, and where
the towering precipice of Fitful Head still keeps
its station, looking almost supernatural. It
rises four hundred feet perpendicularly out of
the ocean ; and at the moment we passed it,
was crowned by fantastic wreaths of mist,
blown into strange unearthly peaks, the whole
of which looked so perfectly solid, that you
might have fancied they were all actual rocks.
Captain Philips is a most fearless navigator,
having once attempted the nearly impossible
exploit of sailing through " the roost of Sum-
burgh," a boiling sea, which dashes tumultu-
ously up to the base of a headland, towering
bold and erect nearly one thousand feet high,
thus raising its head to heaven, while storms
and tempests rage unheeded at its foot. There
the Atlantic and German oceans meet, on not
very peaceful terms, and the waves break up
with such gigantic strength, that the spray is
sometimes thrown several hundred feet over the
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rocks, falling back in a perfect Niagara of foam;
and a long stream of turbulent billows may be
traced three miles into the ocean, caused by
this concussion of tides. Vessels inadvertently
entering its vortex during a comparative calm,
have been tossed, without hope of escape, for
three or four days, with the waves washing
almost in a stream over the deck. This de-
scription reminded me of the young lady who
suddenly changed her mind about going to
India, and gave, as her reason, that she was
told, " every vessel, in crossing the line, re-
mained three days under water !"
On the occasion of trying his powers in the
Roost, Captain Philips penetrated forwards,
till the Sovereign was literally boring through
the waves, and being at length within a few
buckets of becoming quite engulphed, she with
some difficulty wheeled about, not quite drowned,
and all but swamped. Since then, no audacious
paddles have intruded within that very respect-
ful distance at which we kept from Sumburgh-
head, which has presided over some fearful
shipwrecks. Many a noble vessel has there
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sunk to rise no more, and many a despairing
eye has fixed its last glance on those mighty
cliffs! In 1595, the Earl of Orkney made a
law, that if any man attempted to relieve vessels
in distress, he should be punished in his per-
son, and forthwith severely fined, at his Lord-
ship's own pleasure, a discretionary power, ex-
ercised on so very extensive a scale, that he
was finally executed at Edinburgh for his tyran-
nical and rapacious conduct. It was rather an
awkward superstition among the lower orders
long ago, that whoever rescued a drowning
man, might depend upon receiving some mortal
injury from his hand ; but I hope the Humane
Society can give a different report in modern
times, and return a favourable verdict of " not
proven.""
The harbour at Wick is considered, during
an east wind, the most dangerous part of a
voyage from Shetland ! therefore, seeing the
wind riotous, and the waves tossing up their
white curly heads in the bay. Captain Philips
recommended that we should trust ourselves in
preference to a small boat in Sinclair bay, which
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accordingly we did, landing near the ancient
walls of Ackergill tower, after a nineteen hours
passage from Shetland ; and really, considering
all we had come through, I felt rather astonish-
ed to see myself alive and well. When did you
ever hear of a voyage in which people were not
within an inch of their lives ? The innkeeper at
Wick proved himself quite a genius in his line,
having actually shown so much forethought, as
to place a gig in waiting for us close to the
surf, in which we deposited our heavy baggage,
and walked to the town, two miles off, where,
even on these desolate heaths, I could have
exclaimed, like Gonzalo, " Now would I give a
thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren
ground." I would say of such a voyage, as
Lord Chesterfield did of hunting, " Do people
ever go a second time .'" It certainly is a won-
derful infatuation, and every excursion I make
is always " positively for the last time, and by
particular desire ;" but again and again some
dire necessity occurs, and I become " an invo-
luntary voluntary"" once more on the sea.
If you are desirous to have a letter answered
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immediately, write always to the busiest per-
sons you know, for they are always the most
punctual, of which my epistle to-day is an un-
deniable instance. In considerable haste, and
with a one-legged pen, yours, &c. &c.
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FERRYTOWN.
Though to the west retreating,
Daylight may soon be fleeting;
Welcome ye darker hours,
Our sunshine is within'.
My dear Cousin, — If our correspondence con-
tinues to be kept up so diligently, we shall both
soon resemble the Spanish author, who wrote
three times as many pages as he lived days in
the world ; and though he was considered a
wonderful man in those primitive times, it is
quite an everyday case now, for there are many
living authors who can make a ream of paper
" look foolish" in a month. Easy writing is
said to be very hard reading, but we have
weekly and monthly opportunities of trying the
experiment now, as many who might become
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standard authors, if they did themselves any jus-
tice, prefer writing against time. Such works
come out in a galloping consumption from the
first, published, bought, read, buried in obli-
vion, and succeeded by a fresh progeny from
the same pen, all within the period of a Quar-
terly Review, and we are scarcely allowed time
to form a more accurate estimate of their value
than the student who hurried through Euclid in
a week, and said it was very amusing, but he
could make nothing of the pictures. Formerly
the world was said to be divided into three
classes. Those who live to read, — those who
live to act, — and those who live to talk, — but
you will allow we have a fourth class now, more
numerous than all the others united, — those Avho
live to write. I remember hearing of a whimsi-
cal publisher, who used, at his dinner-parties,
to make authors take precedence according to
the bulk of their works. The folios walked first,
the quartos followed, the octavos came last, and,
I suppose, the duodecimos dropped in to tea,
but if your correspondents have rank on the
same scale of measurement, this letter will pro-
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mote me to a place of great distinction, a
mean it to be perfectly endless.
An Italian proverb says, " Ever}- road leads
to Rome," but here the most northern highways
in Scotland are like the spokes of a wheel, all
centring at Inverness. Though I would gladly
sweep round a hundred miles, to avoid revisiting
the same place, no other outlet presents itself
towards the south, and therefore we resigned
ourselves to a tiresome da capo. An Irishman
got himself once into .the greatest perplexity
while counting on his fingers a party of three
with whom he had dined the previous day,
" There were the two CFlanagans one, myself
two ; but who was the third ? The two CFlana-
gans one, myself two ! !" — now in the same way,
to save repetition, my two visits to Inverness
shall be reckoned for one, though, previous to
our arrival, the journey of one hundred and
twenty miles is worth describing, as we were
pursued the whole way by the same hurricane
which escorted us from Shetland. I enjoyed it
now most comfortably, however, on shore, admir-
ing the picturesijue effect of ships in a storm.
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and feeling most thankful not to be on board.
Some travellers are in such haste, they would
sacrifice their lives to save half an hour, and a
gentleman who wished to proceed by the mail
yesterday from Golspie to Inverness, finding it
full, embarked in an open boat, which was in-
stantly blown out to sea, carried off the contrary
way, and finally dashed to pieces, but he was
himself picked up almost alive, as far north as
Helmsdale, by a Frenchman who was passing
by chance, and arrived safe this morning at the
point from which he set out !
When we reached Ferrytown the sea was
covered with a drifting foam, so that even the
mail could not think of crossing, and the ferry-
man'^s wife told us that, though he usually crosses
in ten minutes, her husband had been at sea six
hours during the morning vainly trying to get
over. She was in tears most of the time, ex-
pecting him every instant to go down, but there
he stood now perfectly safe; and it would have
made you smile to see the little ordinary look-
ing old man who had been the object of interest
and affection so intense. Her feelings were
rather more pleasingly testified than those of
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Lady for her husband, when he nearly fell
overboard from a steam-boat, and she called out
to a sailor, " Take care of that man, for he be-
longs to me !"
The ferryman seemed quite ready to try an
experimental trip across, if any of us had the
least curiosity to go. He wore a silver snuff-
box, given him for saving the lives of fifteen per-
sons on a former occasion, which was some en-
couragement, and he seemed quite anxious for
another opportunity of distinguishing himself.
I saw the spot where a boat was upset thirty
years since, when ninety-nine persons were lost,
and we were shown the very wave in which an
English gentleman, an admirable swimmer, was
drowned some years ago, so that seemed quite
warning enough ! I prefer, at any time, avoiding
a danger to escaping out of it, and, therefore,
when we heard some time afterwards that a
boat was actually in preparation to carry the
mail across, I proposed a resolution and second-
ed it myself, that A and I should remain
a day at the Ferry-house, which question was
triumphantly carried by a Whig majority of one.
It was an interesting moment when we stood
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on the shore, accompanied by several other tra-
vellers as prudent as ourselves, watching with
strained eyes the little enterprising vessel toss-
ing and tumbling on the angry billows as if it
had been mad, but the letter-bags landed in
triumph at last, having been blown over in nine
minutes ! Those who received their corres-
pondence that day, little knew at what hazard
these epistles were punctually forwarded.
A boatman who conducted us to the little
cottage-inn at Ferrytown, informed me that the
landlady only admitted " very particular people,"
but our reception was favourable, and she even
condescended to cook some excellent hot cakes,
as we were quite in the humour of taking what
your friend calls " a big tea." This was the
smallest inn I ever entered, but remarkably tidy,
with table-cloths, sheets, and damask towels,
as fine as in any gentleman's house. How un-
fortunate that the good old spinning days of
Scotland are over : aged women no longer find a
cheerful companion in their wheels, the busy
hum of which used to beguile their lonely hours.
Every cottage then amassed its treasures of
home-made linen, so that while the younger
162 INVERNESS.
women, like our landlady, added, to the comfort
of their household and children by active indus-
try, the aged used very frequently to occupy
their latter days, with a melancholy satisfaction,
in preparing their own winding-sheet, and the
perfect pride and pleasure with which the dying
now talk of having their " dead clothes" ready,
would sometimes almost startle you.
As one of the greatest agricultural meetings
in the north was taking place at Inverness, and
two hundred gentlemen had assembled to dine
here, from all parts of the country, we were quite
astonished at our own good fortune in obtaiii-
ing comfortable apartments at the Caledonian
Hotel, where I scarcely expected to find stand-
ing room. Many years ago, my father succeed-
ed in establishing a yearly wool-market at Inver-
ness, Avhere no one can say there is " much cry
and little wool." The sales are so extensive,
that more than 100,000 sheep generally change
owners here annually, besides an incredible
quantity of wool. From the window of our sit-
ting-room, I can see at this moment a solid mass
of several hundred people belonging to every rank
and degree, who have stood immovable there
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during two successive days ! English cloth mer-
chants, Scotch proprietors, farmers, factors, and
shepherds, all evidently with their brains wool-
gathering, are so busy making bargains, that
they mind a shower of rain no more than the
sheep do they are selling, while the weather is
hopelessly dismal, and the sky of one universal
leaden hue, as if our whole world were under the
canopy of a tin dish-cover.
We are amused with observing how much cha-
racter may be traced in the different ways those
innumerable people set about transacting their
business. Some are swaggering along, taking
every man by the button, and looking as patro-
nizing and consequential as possible, — others are
sneaking about as if they had picked a pocket,
or intended doing so, — some look so sharp and
acute, that I would feel sure of being over-
reached by them, if they so much as exchanged
civilities with me, — one or two look as if they
could cheat another, if he only tossed up with
him for sixpence, and others seem perfect ima-
ges of dulness and stupidity, remaining as still
as if they had been turned into lamp posts.
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I expected to have passed through miles of
sheep on the road to Inverness, and to have en-
countered myriads in the town ; but not at all M |
every free and independent flock sends a repre-
sentative in the shape of the drover, who attends
to the interests of his constituents, and sells
them for what he can get. Several of these
Highland shepherds are very " primitive forma-
tions," and one I observed, from our own county,
so large and athletic, he might have brought,
without much difficulty, a sheep in each pocket.
This very respectable man, John Paterson, who
is a well-known character in the north, began
the world as a herd-boy on my father's property,
and when he drove our flocks from the High-
lands formerly to market, always managed to
billet them every night on the fields of our friends
or relatives. Proprietors were occasionally
thunderstruck in a morning to behold a shower
of sheep scattered over their meadows, appar-
ently quite at home, while worthy John Pater-
son thought it a perfectly sufficient apology to
say they were " Sir John's !" He has repeat-
edly been heard to mention, that his own for-
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tunc originally amounted only to 8s. 6d., but
now, by honest industry and skilful manage-
ment, it has multiplied into L.25,000 !
Several other instances were pointed out to
me, in which the rearing of sheep had become an
equally successful speculation, and formerly, my
father used to tell me, that about the year 1790,
he had declined an offer from Mrs. Mackay, the
proprietor of Bighouse, who wished him to give
her an annuity for life of L.300 a-year, and to
take her estate in exchange, which was sold not
many years afterwards for L.50,000, owing to
the success of the British Wool Society, which
he originated and established. The value of
Highland property was thus so greatly enhanced,
that the estate of Reay, which previously produ-
ced only L.1500 a-year, was purchased by the
late Duke of Sutherland for L.450,000 !
Sheep have their merits, and they now cer-
tainly fulfil the prophecy of old Thomas the
Rhymer six hundred years ago, that " the teeth
of the sheep shall lay the plough on the shelf."
A whole flock must have changed their names
to mutton for the dinner to-day, as two hundred
hungry gentlemen drew in their chairs at six,
166 INVERNESS.
with Mr. Donald Home to preside, one of the
most popular and convivial presidents for such
occasions in the north, and he filled the chair, or
perhaps I should rather say, the woolsack, with
great eclat, till a late hour.
It often amuses me to calculate the many years
of preparation which all necessarily combine to
produce the grand result of a perfectly well-or-
dered dinner party. In the first place, the very
servants who wait at table require a long ap-
prenticeship of drilling and practice, before they
acquire the sort of legerdemain and discipline,
absolutely essential on their part, — then the
cook must have been initiated, in the deepest
mysteries of his art, and the very guests have
been taught from infancy, not to eat with their
knives, and how to conduct a conversation in
which there must neither be ignorance, pedantry,
flippancy, or dulness. The four quarters of the
globe also send contributions to the entertain-
ment, and the wines perform at least one voyage
to India before Messrs. Cathcart and Fergusson
think them fit to be issued from their cellars at
Leith.
\\'e hear much discussion now, respecting a
INVERNESS. 167
railway througli the vale of Strathraore to Aber-
deen, so the forests may be trembling on their
native hills, as a few strokes of the axe will soon
degrade them into sleepers for the railroads.
The Duke of Sutherland is said to have gained
more than L.l 00,000 by taking a tenth share in
the railway between Birmingham and Liverpool,
which cost five millions; but where will money
be found sufficient to bore tunnels through the
great mountains of Aberdeenshire, or to raise
viaducts between them ?
We now proceeded on our journey eastwards,
passing Castle Stewart, a tall, narrow, square
house, built by the Regent Moray, and still most
comfortably habitable, having descended by in-
heritance to the Earl of Moray, who is proprie-
tor of so many fine places, he must be at a loss
sometimes to remember all their names. A
group of thriving old cherry-trees flourishes near
the castle, transplanted from Kent 150 years
ago by Alexander Earl of Moray. Buchanan men-
tions, in writing of the " Good Regent," that
" his house was like a holy temple. After meals
" he caused a chapter of the Bible to be read, and
" asked the opinions of such learned men as were
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" present upon it, not out of vain curiosity, but
" from a desire to learn, and reduce to practice
" what it contained." The fruits of such a life
were exhibited in the truly Christian spirit of
forgiveness with which he met his death, on the
tragical day of his murder at Linlithgow.
When changing horses at the neat little city
of Nairne, I saw, near the inn, that singularly
unfortunate being, James Mitchell, now forty-
five years old, the son of a clergyman, respect-
ing whom Professor Dugald Stewart read an
interesting paper once before the Royal So-
ciety. He is quite an anomaly in nature, be-
ing born without the faculties of speech, sight,
or hearing, yet displaying some glimmering in-
telligence of countenance and conduct. His
existence must be a dreary blank, a living-
death, without ever having enjoyed any of the
sights or sounds of life, and scarcely having
known any of its affections. The most perse-
vering and generous kindness has been shown
him by an amiable sister, who invented seve-
ral ingenious devices for communicating what
she wishes, by the touch of her fingers, and she
has deservedly obtained considerable influence
NAIRN. 1G9
over his naturally passionate and wilful disposi-
tion. To her he is docile and obedient, but all
his actions] being regulated by mere impulse,
no idea of duty or principle can be conveyed
to his mind, his intellect, if he has any, being
buried in impenetrable darkness. How strange
it would be, to know what are the thoughts and
feelings of such a being ! He is 'said to have
an almost preternatural acuteness of touch and
smell, and his greatest delight seems to be de-
rived from handling carriages when they stop
near the inn, trying the elasticity of their
springs, and stroking the horses with great
caution. He touches and feels whatever is near
him, and seems gifted with astonishing cu-
riosity, as well as some invention, one instance
of which is, that when he wishes to ride, he
places his hand under his foot like a stirrup.
He kneels during family prayer, and when his
father died, having been led forward to touch
the corpse, he shrunk back with obvious horror,
which may lead us to suppose that he has some
instinctive apprehension of death. From that
hour he never would sleep in the bed where his
father's body had been laid, but some time af-
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terwards, he took a stranger into that apart-
ment, and laid his own head back on the pillow
for a moment, having done which, he hurried
his companion towards the churchyard, and
patted his father's grave with his hand. How
gratefully we should enjoy, and carefully improve
the faculties given to ourselves, when we con-
trast the blessings they bring us, with the
mournful state of this poor outcast, consigned
to perpetual darkness, solitude, and silence.
We are often apt to think the blind more
cheerful than the deaf, not considering that
those who have lost their sight can only be
amused in society, and are then seen at their
best, while those who are deprived of hearing,
may forget their affliction over a book, but are
reminded of it perpetually in company. Did
you ever hear of the Irish clergyman who
preached for the Blind Asylum formerly, and
began by gravely remarking, " If all the world
were blind, what a melancholy sight it would
be!"
After passing through Nairn, we crossed 1
" the witches' moor !" where Macbeth had his
interview with the withered old hags. Their
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dancing days are over now, and besides, we
were rather too early for their cantrips, or for
being favoured with any predictions of coming
greatness to (ourselves.^ No grass ever grows
where a witch's foot has trod, and this " blast-
ed heath"" seems bare enough to prove for cer-
tain, that on the very identical spot we saw
they appeared, and on no other. We carefully
kept our gravity here, as you are probably
aware, that if any one smiles on a witch in the
Highlands, his mouth remains awry for ever
afterwards.
In discussing, for the hundred-thousandth
time, the marvellous genius of Shakespeare and
other imaginative writers, I could not but lament
that many sensible persons consider it essential
now, in educating children, to exclude entirely
all works of fancy, even when written for sacred
purposes, adhering rigidly to matters of fact,
and preserving the body without the spirit of
thought. All depends, no doubt, on the use
made of that powerful faculty, which may be
degraded to vicious purposes or exalted to the
highest, and it was well observed, that as the
swan sings before it dies, it would have been well if
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some poets had died before they sung, but still,
the abuse of a gift in some instances or in many,
does not warrant its utter extinction, and there
are uses for the imagination, important, not
only to our interests in time, but in eternity.
The muse of poetry has been degraded often to
the vilest purposes, and is yet so consecrated by
Milton, Cowper, Montgomery, and others, that
I could not but compare the contrast thus af-
forded, to the vulture*'s wing soaring as high as
that of the eagle, but while the one shuns the
brightness of meridian day, and keeps his gro-
velling eye on earthly objects, the other scans
the very heavens and fixes his unflinching gaze
on the dazzling orb of light. Religion itself is
directed more to the imagination than to the
senses, and I have often thought, in attending
the last sufferings of a Christian's death-bed,
how glorious is the triumph of that which is un-
seen, over that which is endured, when all the
agonies of dissolution are superseded and nearly
forgotten, amidst the faith and hope with which
an unseen eternity has been joyfully anticipated,
and in the vivid conception of that blessedness
which " eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nei-
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ther hath it entered into the heart of man to
conceive."
We admired beyond expression the pine-co-
vered hills, like those of Norway, and the five
miles of forest around Darnaway Castle, where
the richly wooded grounds exhibit trees enough
to make a railroad round the world. I never
now see a plantation without thinking of ^the
saw-mill, and it is a melancholy connection of
ideas, like Xerxes weeping over his followers,
because in fifty years they could exist no longer.
The park round Brodie Castle is charmingly
wooded. One half of the house is old, like the fa-
mily pedigree, and an elegant new front-breadth
has been added, giving all the light and com-
fort which very ancient houses so seldom afford.
1 recognized Burn's touch at once, for architects,
like painters, have a style not to be mistaken.
The recent appendix is rapidly assuming an ap-
pearance of antiquity, and dressing itself up in
festoons of ivy, which will cause it to harmonize
admirably with the rest, so that, before many
years, they will appear a very suitable match.
The ceiling: of one beautiful old room here is
adorned by the richest dark oak carving in Scot-
174 BRODIE CASTLE.
land. It would make the fortune of a dozen
sideboards and cabinets, being sculptured with
the minuteness of seal-engraving, and there are
eagles, cupids, unicorns, flowers, and fruit, all in
full relief, the whole effect being so handsome,
that I am scarcely surprised the fashion of or-
namented roofs has been restored, and that
people expend more on their cornices than on
their carpets.
The family portraits here possess an addi-
tional interest to us, representing ancestors from
whom we ourselves are descended, but the first
of my progenitors to whom I was introduced,
Emilia Brodie, made so extraordinary a grimace
at me, that I shall never forget it. The painter
had evidently intended a bewitching smile, and
hazarded a distortion of features, such as might
probably be the efffect of eating the sourest of
all lemons. In another apartment appeared the
beautiful portrait of a young girl about sixteen,
with whom I hastened to claim kindred, when
A , in a most provokingly matter-of-fact
manner, investigated the case, and discovered
that it was a plain elder sister who married into
our family.
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A very animated, but by no means beautiful.
Flora Macdonald was there, looking like a clever
schoolmistress, but not by any means realizing
my previous conception of that celebrated he-
roine.- Here also we admired the twentieth
original of Charles the First, by Vandyke, which
I have seen, and the monarch must certainly
have sat vis a vis to the artist all his life, to pro-
duce so interminable a succession of portraits, —
generally representing Charles the First with his
head on, and riding a melancholy grey horse. It
was a strange circumstance, recorded by Lord
Southampton, that the night after his Majesty's
execution, having been permitted to watch beside
the body, he heard at midnight the heavy tread
of some one coming up stairs, the door then
slowly opened, and a man, muffled in his cloak
and concealing his face, but strongly resembling
Oliver Cromwell in air and voice, approached
the bier, gazed at it for some time, shook his
head, sighed, and withdrew, saying, in a melan-
choly tone, " cruel necessity !" How extraor-
dinary was the combination of enthusiasm and
hypocrisy in the Protector's character, " Forc'd,
though it grieved his soul, to reign alone ! "
176 BRODIE CASTLE.
Our connoisseursliips thought very highly of
one fine picture by Murillo, representing, as
usual, a boy laughing, so extremely natural that
you would have listened to hear the burst that
seems coming. Some children were frightened
one day while looking at it, and said, " that man
is always laughing at us !" How very early in
life, the terror of being laughed at commences,
and, like most other instincts of nature, though
useful in moderation, it becomes pernicious in
excess.
Rembrandt was the greatest admirer of
wrinkled old women who ever held a brush, but
in one of his pictures here, he condescended to
paint a young man not yet in the vale of years,
and another exception to general rule was a
portrait actually vmfaded, by Sir Joshua Rey-
nolds, of a beautiful lady and child.
In the spacious dining-room at Brodie Castle,
modern portraits and landscapes are hung pro-
miscuously, like a morsel of Somerset House
arrived in the Highlands, and the subject of one
picture in the entrance-hall, was what no other
artist before or since appears ever to have
thought of selecting. You remember the story
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of" King John ordering a Jew's teetli to be all
successively drawn, till he confessed where his
treasures were concealed, and here he is, in the
very act of endurance, represented so naturally
that I almost heard hira scream. If Hutchins
or Nasmyth had been the operators, he might
have kept his secret for ever, as patients have
declared they scarcely knew when the deed
was done, while some even protest it is almost
a pleasure, but this painting commemorated
tooth-drawing in the old school, and seemed so
horribly true to life, I should soon have felt a
toothache with looking at it.
I have often wondered how it happens that
dentists are almost invariably great encouragers
of sculpture and painting? We lately heard,
that when Cartwright, who makes one of the
largest professional fortunes in London, bespoke
a picture by Landseer, he enclosed him in pay-
ment a blank order on the Bank of England, to
be filled up a discretion ! and the wife of a cele-
brated dentist, some time since, out-bid every
competitor, for some beautiful work of art, which
was long and keenly contested, but I could not
help laughing when told, that in the triumph
178 FORRES.
of success, she exclaimed, " It will be of great
use to divert our patients in the operation
room ! " I scarcely think even Hogarth could
succeed there; but this representation of the Jew
would serve as very appropriate scenery and de-
coration for such a torture chamber.
" How faris't call'd to Forres?" Shakespeare,
hem ! The town of Forres may be recognized at
any distance, or in any picture, by the round,
hedge-hog-shaped hill of Olunie, which raises its
dark well-covered head immediately behind the
streets, surmounted by another of the many
ugly monuments by which Nelson''s memory has
been commemorated. I wish people had more
taste ! We toiled up twice in one day to admire
a splendid view from the summit of this emi-
nence, and, when the sun was setting in brilliant
style, A had the barbarity to propose a third
expedition, but there are limits to what a rational
being can undertake, and I sighed over the hill
instead of ascending it;
Not quite half a mile from Forres, stands
probably the most ancient piece of history in
Great Britain. To commemorate the final re-
treat from Scotland of the Danish king Sueno,
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a dark gray stone was erected, measuring about
twenty feet perpendicularly above ground, and
supposed to penetrate almost equally far under-
neath. The whole shaft is in one unbroken piece,
and must have travelled from some unknown
distance, as no such stone can be found in all
that neighbourhood. On the surface is carved a
hieroglyphic representation of the whole Danish
army, some on foot and others on horseback,
some with heads, and others without, the draw-
ing and execution being nearly equal to what may
be seen on cakes of gingerbread at a fair. The
material is so very hard a granite, that those
who executed the devices must have possessed
strong hands and good chisels. Few works of
man have remained so long unchanged on this
earth, where " monuments themselves memo-
rials need," while the frail beings who raised it,
could scarcely have anticipated how many ages
would roll over their forgotten graves, while this
only record should remain of their ever having
existed at all.
Being much interested in this very ancient re-
lic, I hurried to the landlady at Forres, with
a multitude of questions about her venerable
180 FORRES.
neighbour, but she civilly replied, with a look of
indifference, " I've often he''erd tell of that auld
stane, but I never saw it !"" A wished her
to start off instantly, as the evening was fine,
that not another day might be added to the
many she had already lost, but we could not
light up a single spark of interest or enthusiasm !
A dish of whipped cream would have excited her
curiosity ten times more ardently, and the hoary
pillar of Forres may stand there as long as it
has stood already, before she moves a yard to
behold it! Our hostess would make an exem-
plary quakor, as one of their superstitions is
never to go sight-seeing, probably thinking, that
after female curiosity having done so much harm
originally, it should always now be kept in check.
I once asked a quaker lady, recently returned
from Orkney, what she thought of the fine ca-
thedral at Kirkwall, when she replied, with a
cold reproving look, " I believe we passed it!"
The quakers have a rule also against dressed
dishes, and their whole dinners consist of plain
joints, apparently on the plan of your friend who
always ordered an additional chicken for every ad-
ditional visitor, till at last sixteen hungry guests
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sat clown to sixteen roasted fowls ; but this would
not have suited our good landlady, who is by no
means of the Mary Stedman school, but was
quite a " professed cook." She had acted the
part of Mrs. Couch or Pouch for many years at
Brodie Castle, and sent us up for dinner a
complete page of Mrs. Glass, or Meg Dodds,
copied to the very life.
Sanquhar House, near Forres, the property of
Mr. Fraser Tytler, is very charmingly situated,
commanding a fine view of nearly a whole coun-
ty, and of a rich landscape, reaching even to the
Caithness hills. The house itself is rather too
much in the gable-end school of architecture to
suit my fancy, but it may perhaps please other
people. A former proprietor of this estate be-
came bankrupt, sold the estate, and, in his old
age, wandered as a beggar to that very door
where once he had been proprietor! Many
would rather have starved.
We remained all Sunday at Forres, and next
morning hired horses for the day, to see how
much of this neighbourhood they could contrive
to show us. You may remember the old lady
who used to say that " if she killed a pair of
182 DARNAWAY CASTLE.
post-horses with fatigue one day, they came alive
the next morning,"" and really ours achieved
wonders yesterday, though I forgot to ask whe-
ther to-day they had been rescuscitated or not.
When we were about to proceed, under a
brilliant sunshine, towards Darnaway Castle, no-
tice was brought, that during the late hurricane,
so many trees had been blown down across the
new approach, the road was impassable. This
threatened a complete discomfiture, but fortu-
nately we were driven by an old experienced
post-boy — drivers remain always boys — who had
plied backwards and forwards here during thirty
years. He took us towards a gate, flanked by
a large arbitrary ticket, forbidding all access
for carriages in that direction, but he pointed
at it contemptuously with the end of his whip,
saying, in a triumphant tone, " We'll get
through for a' that!" Accordingly our daring
wheels rolled on uninterruptedly, and the very
difficulties added to my enjoyment on finally
succeeding. The park scenery is here magnifi-
cent — such immeasurable extent, and such an
unbounded profusion of trees, though none are
of very pre-eminent size, and is framed in by a
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great fir forest, by the ocean, and by the distant
mountains of Sutherland and Caithness.
Lord Moray's family motto is a key to all re-
ligion, "Salvation through Christ the Redeemer;"
and it is a remarkable circumstance, that the
late earl had his coffin prepared, and constantly
kept in his bed-room, during many years pre-
vious to his death, which must certainly have
acted as a perpetual admonition, though one of
the greatest mysteries in our nature is, the im-
possibility, almost, of realizing that we are our-
selves to die, even though we make it our daily
duty to reflect on it and to be ready. It seems
easily said, and frequently talked of, that death
is inevitable, but to feel the actual consciousness
that this busy world shall go on as busily for
ages after we are buried, as it did for the ages
before we were born — that our bodies shall be
imprisoned for centuries, perhaps, in dark and
dreary separation from the soul, and that our
spirits, in the meantime, shall awake to instant
consciousness, amidst a scene unutterably won-
derful, where we must for ever and ever exist —
all this bursts upon our thoughts occasionally,
with that awe and astonishment which it is fitted
184 DARN A WAY CASTLE.
to create, but amidst the varied occupations of
life, how often it seems as new and surprising in
all its solemn reality, as if we had never before
imagined that death could be to us individually,
as real as it has been to others, and that we are
hurrying along on the irresistible tide which shall
plunge us into eternity.
Darnaway Castle is about thirty years of age,
and no great beauty in external aspect. Though
built of the very finest freestone, in a situation
exceedingly magnificent, yet taking it as a house,
this large pile of building is more handsome than
beautiful. The front is Grecian, the ornaments
over the windows Gothic, and the turrets are
like eau-de-Cologne bottles. The point of chief
interest at Darnaway Castle is Eandolph's Hall,
built by the celebrated nephew of Robert Bruce,
a fine baronial apartment five centuries old, in
magnificent proportion, being more than a hun-
dred feet long. It is canopied thirty feet high
by an arched roof of oak, like that of West-
minster Hall, perfectly blackened by time, and it
is floored with stone flags. The internal ap-
pearance resembles that of a fine old parish
church without pews, and the only seats consist
DARN AW AY CASTLE. 185
of some very antique benches, with richly carved
sides, and various extraordinary oak chairs, all
of different shapes, and carved in a variety of
whimsical patterns. "These seats were assuredly
used before the word " comfort" had been in-
vented. If such chairs were still in universal
fashion, fewer country gentlemen would become
sleepy and apopletic after dinner, as, instead of
spring cushions, the very seats are elaborately
carved, and looked by no means inviting to sit
upon.
Lord Randolph's table is also in a very unso-
phisticated style, being nearly as it came origi-
nally from the neighbouring forest, and every-
thing within this primitive old hall is formed of
these two materials, wood and stone. Most un-
fortunately the architect who spoiled the new
house, thought it necessary to spoil the old one
also, and he has exhibited his taste by moderniz-
ing the windows into something very like those
of a dissenting chapel, and, dreadful to relate,
the grand sweep of an arch, which once formed
the chimney, and where a carriage might almost
have been turned round, is now lowered and
narrowed, so that an ox would find some diffi-
186 DARNAWAY CASTLE.
culty in being roasted whole there. Very few
architects are fit to be trusted in an ancient
house, for the new parts too often say no to the
antiquity of the old. A painter might as well
have attempted to touch up a Raphael, as a
modern builder to improve Randolph's Hall, but
builders all run mad whenever they get into an
old house, and either knock down, mutilate, or
disfigure it.
The ancestors at Darnaway Castle have a more
aristocratic air than in most other places, all
having sat, apparently, to the best artists, in the
full dress trappings of their rank and station,
stars,'ribbons, robes, and garters, looking " every
inch a peer."" Some of the ladies wore large
elaborate ruffs, so white and stiff, you might
have fancied their heads were placed on silver
salvers, and one collar, in particular, we noticed,
which a modern milliner might have despaired
of imitating, while the lady's face who wore it,
had faded so much, that she seemed sitting in a
fainting fit.
The most curious portrait of all was Queen
Mary, disguised, by way of a frolic, in boy's
clothes ! She wore long scarlet stockings, black
DARNAWAY CASTLE. 187
velvet coat, black kilt, white sleeves, and such a
ruff! Her Majesty was looking as grave and
serious upon this extraordinary piece of jocula-
rity, as if she had been receiving the reproof
she merited from John Knox.
We ended our inspection of Darnaway Castle
as usual on the roof, which displays a perfect
map of Scotland, from the best authorities. I
dare not guess how many counties we saw at
once, including fifty miles of hilly coast, a world
of wood extending twenty miles, the sea, and a
circle of snow-speckled mountains. On an emi-
nence like this, we ought to borrow the eyes of
an eagle.
A very celebrated and beautiful heronry be-
longs to Lord Moray near this, on the Findhorn,
and when I stood upon the towering pinnacles,
two hundred feet high, from which the birds may
be watched to most advantage, the river, rocks,
and wood, seemed an exact counterpart of
WyndclifF on the Wye, quite magnificently ro-
mantic. A shouted and clapped his hands,
after which more than a hundred herons took
wing, and soared through the air at so slow and
dignified a rate, that they might easily have been
188 ALTYRE.
shot, though herons are so tenacious of life, that
they have generally to be fired at twice, or even
oftener. After being wounded, these birds are
very unsafe to deal with, because they fly at a
sportsman with fury, endeavouring to peck out
his eyes, and their strength is considerable, as a
heron can carry with ease to his nest, a fish,
weighing upwards of a pound. Each nest seem-
ed almost large enough to hold a moderate sized
man, and I counted above twenty nests in one
elm, which must be apt to break down the
branches, some of which are so festooned with
them, that you might fancy a fishing-net had
been suspended over all the trees. The whole
colony interested me extremely, and I felt quite
sorry when A came up at last, like one of
the London police, desiring me to " move on."
Our next step was through a scene of almost
unearthly beauty, to Altyre, the most lovely
and loveable place you can conceive, belonging
to Sir William Gumming Gordon, chief of the
clan Gumming, and representative of the old
Lords of Badenoch. The house is a perfect
cluster of arbours and green-houses, apparently
meant for the muses and graces, for pleasure,
ALTYRE. 189
c;a} oty, and romance, but never intended for the
mere vulgar, ordinary purposes of life. Within,
without, and around, you see nothing but flowers
rushing in at every window, and besetting all
the doors. This is the court of Flora herself,
and you would suppose we had come for a hor-
ticultural show!
The approach commences through a dark fir-
wood, springing up amidst purple heath ; and
gradually as we advanced, the grounds became
enriched with evergreens, varied by forest trees,
and bordered with turf round the house. The
green lawn is like Genoa velvet, studded with
fuschias, geraniums, carnations, every flower, in
short, that has a name, overshadowed by grace-
ful walnut trees, and the entrance hall emits
the fragrance and atmosphere of a conservatory.
Your friend, who said she could not sleep for
three nights after seeing a better garden than
her own, would never have closed an eye had
she visited at Altyre. What do the quakers
think of Nature for dressing in such gaudy
colours ? But, as Dr. Johnson says, " a man
who is unfit for a better world in a blue coat, is
not very likely to go there in a gray." It is a
190 ALTYRE.
perpetual miracle certainly, to see the dark,
dingy earth, hourly producing those brilliant
and fragrant blossoms with which such a scene
is decorated, like our own barren minds, in
which there is no good by nature, and which
require the seed to be sown in them, and the
sunshine of heaven to nourish those flowers of
excellence, and those fruits of holiness, which
can alone render them lovely or attractive.
In the garden of Eden, probably, the flowers
never would have faded, but they sufffer the pe-
nalty, like all creation, of our frailty and guilt.
It is very remarkable, that no flower is perfectly
black ! they are the toys and gems of nature,
given as an innocent recreation, suited to every
age and every rank, equally calculated for our
seasons of joy or of sorrow — of sickness or of
health. Though the moral lesson that they
teach, speaks of short-lived prosperity, decay,
and death, for truly " the loveliest things on
earth are those that soonest fade away ;" yet
these touching recollections are brought to
mind under an aspect of beauty and cheerful-
ness, calculated to testify with how much
bounty and goodness the pleasures of life are
ALTYRE. 191
sent to alleviate its sorrows. Those who find
the thorns of life unembellished by its flowers,
may generally blame themselves for seeking in
the artificial dissipations of the world, what can
be found only in those natural enjoyments pro-
vided for us by our wise and beneficent Creator.
Moral writers have often remarked, that the
gay and transient flowers are scattered on the
world's surface, while the more precious and
durable metals must be laboriously dug for ; but
while the deepest mines should be explored, the
lovely blossoms need not be neglected, and I
never enjoy a flower-garden like this, without
feeling convinced it affords one of the few
amusements of which it would be impossible to
tire. The bee sipping its draught in every
flower, scarcely obeys the instinct of nature
more naturally than we do when inhaling their
fragrance, and admiring their lovely forms ; and
the Bible repeatedly directs our devout atten-
tion to flowers. How truly may we say, when
contemplating a richly decorated garden, " Solo-
mon, in all his glory, was not arrayed like one
of these."
192 ALTYRE.
*' How happily, how happily the flowers die away !
Oh ! could we but return to earth as easily as they ;
Just live a life of sunshine, of innocence, and bloom,
Then drop without decrepitude or pain into the tomb."
This busy day seemed a fortnight long, we
said, did, and saw so much. I pity everybody
who has not seen Altyre, and was shocked to
hear that a situation has been fixed on for a
new house ; but if the old one be deserted, the
Queen of the Fairies will certainly take posses-
sion, as it seems already fitted up on purpose
for her summer residence.
We dined with the Miss Cummings at Moy
House, where the old garden enchanted me,
being ornamented with the finest " gean^'' alias
wild cherry, trees in Scotland, which had
attained the size of respectable forest trees, and
were bending beneath the weight of their fruit ;
and here, during last summer, by no means
commendable for being either warm or dry,
peaches ripened in abundance on the open, un-
flued wall ! The gardener at Moy gained a
prize this season for that curious plant, the
Hoya Carnosa, the large clustering flowers of
MOY HOUSE. 193'
which resemble a ready made honeycomb, with
a drop of honey hanging from each petal, the
whole being modelled in a substance so exactly
resembling wax, that you might almost make it
into candles. The bees would give over work-
ing if they saw this flower, and no plant was
ever more easily propagated, seeing that a single
green leaf, carelessly stuck in the ground, will
take root, and become fit for a horticultural
show before the following year.
Moy House belonged, in the previous genera-
tion, to an old humourist, who became so indig-
nant at his next heir, Mr. Grant, then of Red
Castle, for calling on him one day, in a carriage
and four, that he altered his will, bequeathing
his property to a perfectly different Mr. Grant,
who was probably satisfied with a chaise and
pair. We heard of a more prudent and suc-
cessful heir presumptive elsewhere, who always
left his equipage at the neighbouring inn, put
on a shabby coat, and walked, stick in hand, to
the house, a plan much to be recommended
where an eccentric old gentleman is in question.
^Vills and marriages are both generally so very
194 MOY HOUSE.
whimsical and unaccountable, that I have ceased
to wonder at either ; and if ever wealthy old
people are to exhibit caprice and bad feeling, it
seems chiefly reserved for the last will. There
must be a great degree of infidelity in those
who leave behind them a testament which they
would be ashamed while alive, that the world
should see, not apparently reflecting, that when
this posthumous deed is read, the testator shall
be already in the presence of a Holy God, who
condemns every angry feeling, and who will
make us responsible for the conscientious dis-
posal of all we have, and all we leave behind.
A gentleman who had been whistling by the
fireside for an hour one day, beside a numerous
circle of visitors, at last exclaimed, as if bring-
ing forth the result of his meditations, " I
wonder no body ever left me any money ! " This
is a subject of wonder often, I dare say, to others
who say less about it, but, like all earthly plea-
sures, even a legacy has its drawbacks, as it im-
plies the loss of a friend whose attachment was
far more precious, and, therefore, even for the
most mercenary this is the last way in wliich one
MOY HOUSE. 195
could desire to grow rich. When a lady re-
marked once, what a pleasure it would be, suc-
ceeding unexpectedly to some rich relation whom
you did not care for, another very coolly repUed,
" Or to one you do care for ! it would be all one
in a month ! look at the sons and brothers who
inherit estates !" It certainly would be curious
if, by magical agency, the hue of people's dress
could become in exact accordance with the hue
of their spirits ! Then it would be seen that
those who seem gay, cheerful, and reckless, are
frequently suffering under the darkest despond-
ency, while in the case of successions it would
often become obvious that there had been more
bombazine and crape than real sorrow ; but I
wish the old proprietor of Moy had seen us arrive
in our humble chaise, and bequeathed me this
smiling place, so well-wooded, so highly cultivat-
ed, and altogether so enjoyable. Perhaps what
contributed most of all to make me like this
house might be, the pleasant circle within doors,
which would make any residence delightful ; but
the curtain has dropped over it, and the sunshine
of that evening must live only in my memory,
where it will always remain as a pleasing remem-
196 MOY HOUSE.
brance. The motto of our family. " J'aime le
raellieur,*'' is certainly my case in respect to the
society we meet, and we have hitherto been
very fortunate. A coachmaker once, by mis-
take, altered, most distressingly, the meaning of
these words on our shield, by substituting an in-
scription with which our carriage drove about
for several years, but I believe the poor man
did not really mean any jest when he painted it
" Jamais le mellieur !"
I remain.
For self and partner,
Yours.
197
MORAYSHIRE.
The braes ascend like lofty wa's.
The foamin' stream deep roaring fa's
O'erhung wi' fragrant spreading shaws.
BUKNS.
My dear Cousin, — As there are said to be fif-
teen days more of summer in Morayshire, than
in any other part of Scotland, we seem to have
obtained a lease of them all at once ! The
weather has been most enchanting lately, and is
altogether doing the civil thing by us, being ex-
actly such as we require for perfect happiness.
I remember the time, when you and I used to
wish the weather of the whole world might be
regulated so as to suit our one solitary geranium
in a flower-pot ; and how apt I am still to think,
if the fields be burned as dry and brown as a
198 MORAYSHIRE.
slice of toast, that it matters little, provided ray
own bonnet escape a shower, though, I daresay,
the farmers would vote me a new one, rather
than do without rain another day. It is lucky
we are not allowed a voice on the subject, for
even sunshine itself might be indulged in to ex-
cess.
We have this day enjoyed, at Reluglas, the
highest perfection of glen scenery, quite an exag-
geration of Roslin, formerly belonging to one of
our leading Whig orators, and the author of seve-
ral very popular works, Sir Thomas Dick Lauder,
but recently purchased by Mr. M'Killigan, a
native of this neighbourhood. We were told, that
from his earliest years, he had almost hopelessly
desired to possess this exquisite place, and after
realizing an adequate sum, during one successful
voyage to China, by a happy coincidence he re-
turned at the very time it was sold, and realized
his juvenile castle in the air. Who would not
go to China to-morrow for so delightful a result i
It is seldom men gain so precisely the point they
aim at, and I hope the new proprietor may
long continue to enjoy it as he does now, and to
embellish the place as tastefully as he has begun.
RELUGtAS. 199
Tlie grounds are covered with a perfect eruption
of roses, besides being studded over with rare
plants of great value, and of most uncommon as-
pect, imported by Mr. M'Killigan himself. The
Horticultural Society of London, when vainly
trying to naturalize the beautiful variegated
azalia, of which we saw several plants quite at
home here, expended no less than L.800, while
Mr. Wright, a nurseryman, paid L.lOO for one
specimen, and has since realized L.IOOO by pro-
pagating and selling it.
The interior of this house is beautifully fitted
up with English comfort and Asiatic decorations,
but the collection of corals alone might occupy
agreeably more hours than we could spend on
the entire place. They resemble the minutest
carvings in ivory, some representing a little fo-
rest of plants, while others were little circular
worlds, formed by a combination among myriads
of living atoms, which thus raise habitations for
themselves, and increase their number, till at last
they gradually expand to such a bulk, that they
become islands large enough for man himself to
exist on ! What will not perseverance do ! One
coral island, examined by Captain Beechy, was
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thirty miles in diameter, and many of the South
Sea islands began their existence in the world on
a scale not larger than those masses of coral
which we weighed in our hands. What a lesson
this might be on the importance of little things !
drops make the ocean, moments make the year,
and trifles life.
At Reluglas, the small remains of an ancient
vitrified fort, served as a treat to antiquaries for-
meily, but the gardener once, in a fit of ingenuity,
thought he could improve this old relic by build-
ing a massy wall round the spot, over which he
scattered a top-dressing of the vitrified material,
looking like fragments of broken bottles, and
now the whole is metamorphosed into a perfect
deformity.
Travellers who merely skirt along the high-
roads of Scotland, can form no conception how
much they miss by not tracing up such glens as
those of the Findhorn and Divie, bounded by
banks, hills, forests, and heath- covered moun-
tains, without one barren spot to disfigure the
landscape. The whole scene is enlivened too, by
places which are the very romance of Highland
residences, every one fit to form the frontispiece
EELUGLAS. 201
to any poem you ever read. We mjght imagine
the house of Reluglas had wandered over from
Switzerland, with its overhanging roof, like a
slouched hat, and its deep casements, trimmed
with flowers, while the elegant mansion of Dun-
phail, built on a plan by Playfair, seems inside
and out as if it were imported ready-made from
Italy. Do you remember our being diverted
once at a lady who had spent a summer at
Naples, and came home, completely Italianized,
saying to you at dinner, soon afterwards, in a
tone of disgust, " Fancy me with my Itahan ap-
petite, set down to roast beef !"" But here she
might have lived in happy contentment, sur-
rounded by books, pictures, ornaments, every-
thing, — even the very sky, Italian.
Nothing is more surprising, in these glens,
than to observe the clever way in which trees
contrive to root themselves on stones, when
they have literally nothing but the rifted rocks
to hold by, and to live upon. The fibres are at
first no larger than bits of thread, penetrating
every crevice, and gradually enlarging into
cables, till at length they become strong enough
to elbow the very rocks from their stations.
202 DUNPHAIL.
Many largQ blocks of stone have thus been
precipitated downwards, while the trees, clasp-
ing and riveting their arras around the remain-
ing rocks, look down into the abyss beneath,
and cling to their places with the tenacity of a
statesman.
The grounds at Dunphail are of a softer and
more English character than those of Eeluglas ;
the verdant hills, opening with a graceful sweep
on each side, and charmingly varied by a crowd
of distant foliage, while near the house we ad-
mired groups of prodigious forest trees, as round
and graceful as ostrich feathers. When the
wind blew over their lofty tops, and bent them
towards the earth, I could not but think, how
apt an emblem they exhibit of our own minds,
so easily agitated, so soon almost prostrated
by the sweeping blast of sorrow or misfortune,
yet so speedily restored again to that compara-
tive rest and peace which are habitual to those
who can rightly apply that sacred text, " The
wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest
the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it
cometh, and whither it goeth : so is every one
that is born of the Spirit.""
DUNPHAIL. 203
The river here is truly enchanting, and we
saw from the house of Dunphail, a beautifully
situated ruinous castle, surrounded by a deep
ravine, to which belongs a fine old tradition,
worth its weight in gold. The story has been
potted and preserved so long, that you must
try a taste of it now ; and I liked beyond mea-
sure thus to read the book of history, in folio,
by standing on the very spot where all its events
actually occurred, and almost beholding the
very individuals living, acting, and dying, an
they did many centuries ago. I often think,
what an extraordinary picture gallery it would
make, if a representation were supernaturally to
appear on the silent walls of every old building,
shewing the strange scenes they have witnessed
since the hour of their being built. The very
rooms we ourselves daily inhabit, could testify
of joys and sorrows, now for ever forgotten,
which once agitated the hearts of many lying
at rest in the tomb ; and those walls which
have echoed the laughter or the grief of those
who are no more, and of those who yet survive,
will hereafter be the property of unborn genera-
204 DUNPHAIL.
tions, to whom our existence will be a tale of
old times.
These thoughts on our own unconsciousness
of what once passed within the walls around us,
were particularly impressed upon me some years
ago, when we heard that a family who had
hired a country residence near Edinburgh, where
they enjoyed many cheerful hours round the
fireside, having occasion once to lift the draw-
ing-room hearth-stone, were startled and shock-
ed to find, immediately underneath, the ghastly
spectacle of a skeleton in chains ! This house
had belonged to Chesely of Dairy, who was
hanged for assassinating Lockhart of Oarnwath,
the president of the Court of Session, and the
criminars own family having stolen the body off
the gallows, had privately buried it there. So
frightful a spectacle was like some apparition
from another world ; but nothing so terrifying
appeared in the old castle of Dunphail, formerly
the scene of many bold and daring actions.
The Cummings were among the greatest and
bravest of all the Highland clans ; and King
Robert Bruce, who wished to exterminate them,
DUN PH AIL. 205
created Randolph, his own nephew, Earl of
Moray, and being in a generous mood, granted
him this estate. Old Gumming of Dunphail,
not seeing the eligibility of that arrangement,
resisted the transfer, and sustained a long siege
within this castle. Meantime his son, Alister
Bane, a young man of extraordinary enterprise
and courage, preserved the famishing garrison
alive, by seizing opportunities occasionally to
throw in sacks of oatmeal across a deep fissure
in the rocks which we were shewn. The enemy
vainly endeavoured to detect the place of his
concealment, until they brought a bloodhound
to the spot, which tracked him through the
woods. Here we traced every step of the
ravine ourselves, till we reached the fatal cave
where he was overtaken, the entrance being no
larger than that of a dog kennel, and there his
enemies lighted a fire that he might be smoked
to death. The young hero, seeing his fate ine-
vitable, attempted to come forth, saying, " Let
me out to die hke a Gumming, sword in hand !"
But Lord Randolph cruelly thrust him back,
and replied, " No ! die like a wolf as you
are i
206 DUNPHAIL.
The head of Alister Bane was cut oft', and
carried to a rock opposite, where old Gumming
stood, expecting the arrival of his son with pro-
visions, and there the enemy threw it at his feet,
calling out, in an insulting tone, " Here's beef
for your bannocks !" The wretched father re-
cognised his son, and exclaimed, in an agony of
rage and grief, " This is a bone to pick that
you shall rue !" Discouraged, however, and sub-
dued by so frightful a calamity, the old man
struggled no longer, but yielded to his fate, and
was put to death, with his forty faithful clans-
men. Their heads were stuck up in terrorem at
Elgin, and their mutilated bodies thrust into a
cairn near the spot where they fell, which was
shown ever afterwards as " the tomb of the head-
less Cummings." A few years since, the parish
clergyman caused the skeletons to be dug up,
and carefully buried in a distant church-yard, at
the risk of destroying the evidence of this melan-
choly tale. Not a single skull was found on that
occasion, and I am always glad when proof can
be brought, that tradition really has spoken the
truth, though I cannot but wish that the mas-
sacred clan had remonstrated as successfully
DUNPHAIL. 207
with their murderers, as the Baron of Leys,
" My head is a thing I cannot well want."
It is curious, that after a lapse of five hun-
dred years, this beautiful estate has again re-
turned to the rightful clan, while the names of
both contending parties are now united in the
present proprietor, Mr. Gumming Bruce.
The same glen at Dunphail became afterwards
celebrated as the refuge of a daring robber,
whose well selected abode, in the cleft of the
rock, we inspected ; and this valley is now in-
habited by a couple of white fairies, who glide
gracefully about at night among the planta-
tions, and the belief of their existence diffused
around the neighbourhood is more effectual than
either man-traps or spring-guns for keeping oft'
poachers.
Strangers in this neighbourhood may be
sometimes perplexed to hear how familiarly the
inhabitants talk of what happened to themselves
" before and after the flood ! " not perhaps re-
collecting the extraordinary inundations in
Morayshire eleven years ago, when houses,
bridges, castles, villages, and inhabitants were
all nearly swept from their foundations, and in-
208 DUNPHAIL.
volved in one common ruin. Many people wish
to be envied for their good fortune, but if that
be out of the question, then the next pleasure
in life is to excite very great pity, and for that
purpose a calamity like this ought to be made
the most of. Sir Thomas Dick Lauder's volume
did wonders, and really plunged me into a per-
fect cold bath when I read it ; but he has got
into considerable disgrace with one family, for
having rather spitefully under-stated their losses,
and though he nearly drowned them all, it is by
no means considered satisfactory.
The scene at Dunphail on this occasion was
described to me as being like a great shipwreck.
The tumultuous Divie rushing like a wall of
water down the glen, and sweeping away in its
mad career bridges, mills, trees, cattle, and cot-
tages, to the value of L.5000. The very house
itself was besieged by the raging stream, and
though its foundation is high and rocky, the in-
habitants were advised to hasten out for safety,
which they all did with the excepti(m of a
Highland dairy-maid, who insisted with great
courage on remaining, because it is considered
DUNPHAIL. 209
" unlucky" to desert a house entirely. No per-
suasion could induce her to move, so she was
forcibly ejected, and the proprietor himself re-
mained alone, to garrison the walls and to watch
over the fate of his beautiful residence. The
water rose higher and higher, the night had
closed in darkness, and the rock was crumbling
fast away to within a few feet of the corner wall,
when suddenly a distant bank broke down on
an opposite side of the stream, the current was
thus unexpectedly drained off, and the half-
drowned house has now been restored by the
Humane Society to all its former life and loveli-
ness. At Ballindalloch, on the confluence of the
Avon and Spey, Sir George Macpherson Grant
found a carpet of gravel laid down in his dining-
room, and Spey salmon actually swimming about
alive in the kitchen ! In one village all the in-
habitants had to save themselves on rafts, and
in many farms the soil and crops sailed away,
like floating islands, to the ocean, which also re-
ceived on that day a valuable and unexpected
cargo of hay-ricks, sheep, chairs, eight- day
clocks, tables, and every variety of household
210 BALGOWNIE.
furniture, moveables and fixtures. Nothing was
half so remarkable in this extraordinary cala-
mity, as the courageous activity with which the
bold Highlanders met their misfortune, testify-
ing a heroic degree of Christian resignation
amidst unexpected ruin, and even in some affect-
ing instances encountering death itself. One
poor man risked his life to regain his spectacles,
" because without them he could not read his
Bible !" The brave old bridge of Balgownie, on
the Don, five hundred years old, put all younger
structures to shame, being almost the only one
that withstood the shock. It was built by
Bishop Elphinstone, and endowed with a bene-
faction of L.2 per annum, which has accumulat-
ed, under the trusty management of the good
magistrates at Aberdeen, to no less a sum than
L.8000. I wish they would take your affairs
and mine in trust also ! It is a curious High-
land superstition, that friends or lovers who
part on a bridge never meet again ! If my let-
ter were to stop on the bridge of Balgownie you
would probably never hear from me more, so I
must add one little appendix to this subject.
BALGOWNIE. 211
The former proprietor of Eeluglas wishing very
naturally to commemorate the wonderful height
to which the Findhorn and Divie then rose,
placed a stone at the proper place, with an in-
scription to testify that there the two streams
actually met, but a mischievous traveller lately
rooted up the stone and carried it to a perfectly
incredible eminence, where it now stands gravely
informing us that here is the level to which the
water rose. I make a point of believing every-
thing, but was certainly rather astonished how
a living being had escaped ! Since then, how-
ever, that difficulty has been solved on the best
authority, and the stone turns out to be some-
what of the nature of a tomb stone, which is apt
to exaggerate.
People who journalize their travels generally
become unsupportably dull, by attempting the
sublime, but I have rather kept to the ridiculous
on this occasion, though with a more ambitious
pen the Morayshire floods could have been
worked up to a perfect Niagara. Pray consider
yourself as owing a visit to this neighbourhood
until you have paid one, which will not be your
212 • BALGOWNIE.
last or only descent on a county so truly inter-
esting, with its proud-looking castles, its cot-
tages of gentility, and all the triumphs of nature
and of art, with which it is adorned. As the
old song says, " FU make you be fain to follow
me !"
213
CASTLE GRANT.
There needs na' be sae great a phrase
WV droning dull Italian lays ;
I wad na gi'e our ain strathspeys
For half a hundred score o' 'em.
Burns.
My dear Cousin, — Your life seems as uniform
at present as the pendulum of a clock, but from
your description it must be nearly as useful.
In fact, without meaning to be vain, I am like
the minute handle making a complete circle, du-
ring the time you take to revolve an inch or two,
though the chief interest of my movements
arises from knowing that you are behind the
scenes to partake of them.
We this day diverged twenty miles off our
road, to inspect that strange old place. Castle
Grant, belonging to the Earl of Seafield ; a pro-
214 CASTLE GRANT.
digious chieftain-like edifice, surrounded by grim-
looking mountains, and grim-looking fir trees,
and filled with grim-looking ancestors. Truly
as " the dark building o'er the valley frownM,"
it looked like the stronghold of some great free-
booter, which you might feel terrified to ap-
proach after dark. Mrs. Radcliffe would have
been quite at home here, and I could write a
melo-drama myself on the spot; " Enter Bu-
dolpho^ cautiously^ with pistols — HarlclV'
now fancy the rest, one or two murders, an ap-
parition, plenty of poison, and several execu-
tions.
We were hurrying along the high-road to take
a glance at this ancient fossil of a castle, when
a respectable looking old man stopped us, touch-
ed his bonnet with a soldier-like air, and said to
A , in a most deferential manner, " Would
you be offended. Sir, if I were speaking to
you?"
We both looked extremely encouraging, so
he added in a still more earnest voice, " I have
served in the four quarters of the globe, sir ! at
St. Helena, St. Jago, South America, Corunna,
and the West Indies!"
CASTLE GRANT. 215
My purse now began to quiver in ray reticule,
thinking of course this was a case of begging,
and I even settled that it would be impossible
to get off respectably under a shilling, when he
added, " I was wishing to ask a small favour of
you, sir ! my cottage is only a step off. If you
and the lady will come in to take a taste of
whisky and a biscuit, that would be a great ho-
nour to the like of me. No offence, sir, but it
is our way in the Highlands !"
We thanked him cordially, though I could
not resist a gentle hint against what the High-
landers call " a spark of whisky," adding a short
panegyric on teetotalism, but he said in reply,
" It would be a disgrace to any Macintosh,
Ma'am, who could not take a glass or two with-
out being the worse." I suppose he was like
the witness in court, who said he had never seen
liis friend the worse of drink, but often the bet-
ter of it. You have heard of the MP. who,
some years ago, inadvertently astonished the
House of Commons, by beginning his speech
against the flogging of soldiers for intoxication,
by saying, " Mr. Speaker ! you get drunk,
I get drunk, we all get drunk ! "
216 CASTLE GRANT.
The cottage pointed out by our old soldier
was very neat, but by no means so near as he
hospitably wished us to think, therefore, with a
civil apology, on account of being limited in our
allowance of time, we politely suggested that he
might accompany us along the approach to show
the way, which he very obligingly did, and more-
over pointed out some of the battle-fields and
hills, which otherwise we should not have dis-
covered. That of Cromdale interested us espe-
cially, where the cause of James II. received its
final blow in Scotland, and the old soldier in-
formed us, that there the bones had lately been
dug up of " a person of respectability." How
the deceased's respectability had been ascertain-
ed we did not hear.
A was so much pleased by the communi-
cativeness and simplicity of our military volun-
teer, that when taking leave he offered him a
handsome donation, but the old soldier drew
back, and actually swore a solemn oath on the
spot, that nothing could induce him to accept it,
not being apparently of so persuadable a nature
on this score as the pew-opener at your church,
who is forbid to accept any douceur from stran-
CASTLE GRANT. 217
gers, but always whispers when declining it, that
they may place what they please under the seat,
\\here she "vvill find it next morning.
What prodigious entertainment travellers
lo.«e, who do not converse frankly and kindly
with the country people! Our old cicerone
seemed as fond of Castle Grant as if it had
been his own, and said with a look of delighted
anticipation, " You'll see some things to-day,
Ma'am, that you little expect! The armoury
is a grand place! you'll be surprised!!"
In the approach, we were stopped by a poor
maniac, who fancies herself owner of this pro-
perty, and walked with great dignity, holding
up her draggled petticoats, and calling herself
" Lady Watson!" After a short parley, she
condescended to let us proceed; and I could not
but think how fortunate it is, when madness
is not of a melancholy kind, for this pitiable
being enjoyed a sort of happiness nearly allied
to that of persons who habitually build castles in
the air, but while we are deeply responsible for
any such voluntary waste of intellect. Lady Wat-
son may continue blamelessly to enjoy her ima-
ginary consequence, and to confer her imagi-
218 CASTLE GRANT.
nary favours, unless it be true, as a French au-
thor once maintained, that men are answerable
even for any sin they may fancy themselves com-
mitting in a dream.
An American would say, that we could not ea-
sily " ditto" Castle Grant ! I have seldom seen a
more striking coup cVoeil than this very stern-
looking old place, though the ancient towers have
been cruelly injured by a modern addition, like a
cotton manufactory, the blame of which lies upon
Adams. The venerable antique tower, rising
118 steps from the ground, looks down with
solemn contempt on this vulgar excrescence,
and seems heartily ashamed of the connec-
tion.
We laboriously ascended, to enjoy from our
usual station on the roof, a grand wild view
of the Grant country, Cairngorum studded with
snow, the frowning heights of Ben Nevis, chal-
lenging the very clouds, and endless plantations
of sombre fir trees, so close and thick, they
seemed as if we might walk on their tops. I
have a hearty respect for those primitive old
forests which planted and raised themselves from
nothing !
CASTLE GRANT. 219
The furniture here, which I expected to find
ahnost coeval with the forests, is, on the con-
trary, quite gay and modern ; chairs which run
so lightly along the floor, they might be en-
tered for the St. Leger, and sofas in the very
newest extreme of luxury and taste. The an-
cestors here are worth travelling any distance to
visit. In this very long line, it is amusing to
trace a family likeness among so many succes-
sive generations, all remarkably handsome, while
we perceived a gradual modernizing of dress and
attitude. None were so beautiful, however, as
the young heiress of Rossdhu, Miss Colquhoun,
painted by Ramsay, in a rich white satin dress,
and carrying a wreath of flowers. She was
forcibly carried ofl" by a second son of this fa-
mily, who proved, when on trial for the ofifence,
that the lady sat in front on the horse, and must
therefore have run off with him ! This plea being-
considered satisfactory, the gentleman was ac-
(juitted, and became afterwards laird of Grant,
on which his second son succeeded to the beauti-
ful and extensive domain of Rossdhu on Loch Lo-
mond. We saw here a miniature portrait includ-
injr the three individuals who descended from that
220 CASTLE GRANT.
marriage, Sir Ludovic Grant, Sir James Colqu-
lioun, and Colonel Colqulioun, all dressed exceed-
ingly fine, and looking very much bored, as if
they were listening to some very prosing talker.
Here we beheld about the twentieth copy I
have observed in Morayshire of the same paint-
ing. At Brodie, Gordon Castle, Dunphail, Al-
tyre, Castle Grant, and probably every other
house I did not visit, there is a picture of the
Sybil, which, as you were once in this county,
you must of course recollect, with a pen in her
hand, a turban on her head, and her eyes turned
up to the ceiling, exactly as we all do, when
much at a^ loss for an idea.
The Seafield family attached themselves appa-
rently, in a most amiable degree, to every per-
son in the remotest manner connected with
them, and here we saw five or six portraits, in
full clerical costume, of the various clergymen
they Avere accustomed to hear, the family piper
full-length, and even the old hen-wife in a kit-
kat ! Nothing, however, in the way of painting,
ever amused me so much, as the good humoured
whim of an old Laird of Grant, who brought to
the castle an artist named Waitt, and caused
CASTLE GRANT. 221
about thirty portraits to be done, exhibiting
the formidable likeness of each gentleman be-
longing to his clan. It was a fine, chieftain-like
idea, and has been most comically executed !
You never saw so fierce looking a collection !
The Kings of Scotland at Holyrood are nothing
to it ! !
If any family of Grant wishes for an ancestor,
he has only to come here and make a choice !
A took down a memorandum of all their
extraordinary designations, but I only remem-
ber Grant of Ballindalloch, and Grant of Tul-
lochgorum, well known for the reel which goes
by his name, and even now he looks quite ready
to start from his frame, and set off to the piper
opposite. In the centre of all, hangs the patri-
arch of the clan, exhibiting a most venerable
aspect, and wearing a profusion of gray hair,
like white cotton. Unluckily there are no Mrs.
Grants ! I should have liked beyond measure
to see the ladies who matched such gentlemen !
the power of painting could no farther go !
An old Laird of Grant formerly despatched
one of his clan to the Earl of Findlater with a
present of chickens and venison, but the High-
222 GRANTOWN.
lander not being a good linguist, delivered his
message in a most deferential manner as fol-
lows : — " The Laird o' Grant's compliments to
" the Laird o' Fin-laater, and sends him sick-
" ness and vengeance. If he wants more he
" can have them !" The two neighbouring
families of Findlater, or Fin-de-la-ten-e, and
Grant, are now merged into one, under the
more modern title of the Earl of Seafield.
Grantown is the most perfectly Highland
village I have seen. Here the men all sport
their clan tartans and kilts, while the young
women wear a graceful plaid, and the snood in
their hair, looking all neat, clean, and cheerful,
" contented wi' little, and cantie wi' mair."
Our old soldier spoke in raptures of the chiefs
family, saying, " they never wish to change
tenants, and we never wish to change land-
lords." Undoubtedly it might surprise a stran-
ger, seeing no great manufactories in the village,
to observe, nevertheless, an appearance of almost
unaccountable prosperity. The granite houses,
so nearly similar in age and size, they seem all to
have been built at once, the streets spacious, and
everything denoting comfort and competence ;
BALVENY CASTLE. 223
but when we heard how liberally and judiciously
the very poorest tenants on this estate are at-
tended to and watched over, my perplexity on
this subject was ended, and I could wonder no
longer, that the good old times are still extant
here, of boundless attachment to the " reigning
family."
We ought certainly now to have danced down
the glen of Strathspey, for we proceeded through
that charming valley, passing many fine seats in
the Grant country, among which Ballindalloch,
belonging to Sir George Macpherson Grant, is
one of the most ancient and beautiful, finely si-
tuated, richly wooded, and exhibiting that air of
indescribable cheerfulness and good order, which
testifies the care of a resident proprietor.
Balveny Castle is a considerable ruin which
belonged to a celebrated heiress, " The fair maid
of Galloway,"" who succeeded the Earls of Doug-
las, and Dukes of Touraine, by the cruel slaugh-
ter of her two young brothers, whom the Chan-
cellor Crichton, without pity for their youth, the
eldest being only eighteen, or any scruple on ac-
count of having promised them protection,
treacherously inveigled into Edinburgh Castle,
224 BALVENY CASTLE.
and beheaded. The young lady first bestowed
herself and castle on the Earl of Douglas, her
cousin, whom King James the Second stabbed
in Stirling Castle, when he arrived there by invi-
tation, bringing with him a safe conduct under
the great seal. The disconsolate widow next
married, by special dispensation, the brother and
successor of her husband, who was forfeited soon
after, and fled to England ; but not wishing to
share his fortunes — or misfortunes — she got her
second marriage annulled, and his Majesty gave
her in marriage to his own half-brother, the Earl
of AthoU, who probably rebuilt the Castle of
Balveny, as the motto which he adopted is carved
in immense letters over the massy iron gate.
When King James the Second sent Lord Atholl
against Macdonald, Earl of Ross, his parting
benediction was given in these few words, which
have ever since continued to be the family motto,
" Forth fortune, and fill the fetters !"
The estate of Balveny escaped after all, how-
ever, from the descendants of this frequently
married heiress, and went, by some odd mis-
chance, to her husband's son by a subsequent
marriage, and after remaining with the Earls of
GLENLIVET. 225
Atlioll during five generations, and meeting with
various other vicissitudes, now belongs to the
Earl of Fife.
A few miles above Ballindalloch is the vale of
Glenlivet, famous in modern times for its whisky,
and in ancient times for its battle, generally
known as the battle of Balrinnes, where the young-
Earl of Argyll, though only in his eighteenth
year, acted as generalissimo for the king, com-
manding an army of 12,000 men, which was de-
feated by Lord Huntly at the head of SCO
horse. In those days, every commander carried
a witch, or a professor of second- sight with him,
as regularly as his ADC, and Argyll had been
promised that, on the day after this battle, his
harp should be played in Buchan, and the
bagpipe at Huntly 's chief seat in Strathbogie,
which prediction was certainly fulfilled to the
ear, though not exactly as Argyll expected, for
the notes were not those of triumph, and he was
not there to enjoy the sound, having retreated to
a distant refuge.
A little farther up is the late Duke of Gordon's
delightful shooting lodge of Glenfiddich, the well
known head-quarters for deer-stalking. The
226 GORDONSTON.
late floods have rendered it almost unapproach-
able for the last three miles, as the road has been
washed away, and the river must be forded eleven
or twelve times to reach the spot, but it is
thought that the present noble proprietor pre-
fers encountering these difficulties himself, rather
than throw this preserve more open to idle tour-
ists, like ourselves, who " frighten the deer," as
it was objected to steam-boats on the Thames
that they " frightened the fish."
Between Elgin and its flourishing port Burgh-
head, stands the large baronial house of Gordon-
ston, well wooded, but otherwise in a featureless
flat. It is a plain, square, town-like pile, now
beginning to show symptoms of disconsolate
neglect, since the Gordon baronets failed, and it
fell to the Gumming family, who possess the far
more captivating residence of Altyre, in the same
county. Within this house is a subterranean
cell, in which a peeress was formerly imprisoned
by Sir Robert Gordon, that she might be induced
to surrender her patrimonial rights, but the lady
held out with great spirit, and was at last libe-
rated triumphantly. This family of Gordon were
all so clever, that they gained the reputation of
ELCHIES. 227
being, in several instances, wizards, and the prac-
tice of witchcraft was kept up in Morayshire
longer than in any other part of Scotland. Sir
Robert Gordon, being the premier Baronet of
Scotland, was very jealous on the score of pre-
cedency, and having met once at dinner a neigh-
bour recently promoted to an Irish peerage, who
was smilingly taking his place first in the pro-
cession down stairs, the tall gaunt Sir Robert
stalked hastily after his Lordship, grasped his
shoulder, and twirling him round, angrily ex-
claimed, " Na ! na ! my Lord ! ye maun gang
to Ireland for that !""
Near Elgin we passed the estate of Elchies,
from which one of our Scotch judges formerly
took his title. Nothing perplexes English
strangers more in Scotland, than our bishops
without mitres, and lords without coronets. I
remember seeing a great genealogist, who met
one of our fifteen judges at dinner, suffering
agonies of perplexity on hearing a frequently re-
peated title, the date and patent of which he
could not call to mind, till at last he turned
anxiously to Lord , who had observed his
embarrassment, and said, in allusion to the num-
228 ELGIN.
ber of peers elected to Parliament, " Might 1
ask, my Lord, if you are one of the sixteen?"
" No,"" replied his Lordship with grave dignity,
" I am one of the fifteen !"" The strangest choice
of a designation I ever knew, was made by one of
our judges, who called himself " Lord Unthank !""
Elgin is a beautifully varied little city of
eccentric old houses, and charming new streets,
built of a stone which surpasses all praise, being
exactly of the hue that Cheltenham wishes to
appear, a pale, delicate, nankeen colour, and the
longer it is exposed the harder it becomes. This
is more particularly to be admired in the grand
old ruinous cathedral, commonly known as " the
Lantern of the North,"" which looks so perfectly
untarnished by time, that it seems more like a
building about to be finished, than an aged ve-
teran, whose work is done. The Bishop''s house,
too, a few yards off, has considerable remains of
grandeur. I was recently amused to hear, that
the late Lord Dalhousie, not being able at once
to understand the difference between St. Peter's
and the Vatican, a friend made it plain by say-
ing, " Why, my Lord, only recollect that St.
Peter's is the kirk, and the Vatican the manse."
ELGIN. 229
At Elgin cathedral, the elaborate carvings
have edges as sharp and distinct as the day they
were chiselled, and nothing in sculpture can bo
more beautiful than the arched door of entrance,
with eight fine pillars, surmounted by wreaths
of roses in full relief. The octagon chapter-
house is also ornamented on the roof with a
perfect garden of flowers turned into stone.
The old guide here, a well known character, is
commonly called " The Bishop of Moray." His
enthusiasm respecting this noble specimen of
sacred architecture renders him a desirable cice-
rone through the old walls, which are in fully
better repaif than himself, as he can scarcely
totter along. The old man leaning on his oaken
staff, feels an honest pride in boasting of the
diligence with which he has cleaned and arranged
the ruins, since he was appointed guardian, and
he signalized his reign by moving away 286()
carts of rubbish, which had accumulated in the
lapse of ages, concealing some of the steps, and
several prostrate fragments of beautiful work-
manship. Here '' men of marble piecemeal melt
away," and our guide has composed a laughable
medley of the broken and mutilated statues,
230 ELGIN CATHEDRAL.
which he arranged in groups according to his
own fancy, putting noses on wherever they were
wanting, and placing heads upon bodies for
which they were never intended. The party
which he particularly piqued himself upon, con-
sisted of a face with an expression of suffering,
which he called Dives, a good-humoured com-
placent-looking head near, represented Lazarus,
and he had found a colossal dog's head, which
was supposed to be licking the sores. A scold-
ing physiognomy, which he discovered beneath
a mountain of rubbish, he has stuck up on a
tower opposite to another representing the ce-
lebrated Wolf of Badenoch, who once did pen-
ance here, standing barefoot at the great gate,
and who not only robbed and massacred this
noble edifice, but finally set it on fire. John
Knox generally gets the blame wherever we see
a roofless church, but you must acquit him on
this occasion, as he can prove an alibi, not hav-
ing yet been born. The old guide informed me
that there were on this establishment formerly,
two-and-twenty canons, which he thought it
necessary to explain were not military but ec-
clesiastical.
ELGIN CATHEDRAL. 231
Besides many fine old tombs of bishops and
warriors now crumbling to dust, like those they
were intended to commemorate, we were shown
the coffin of King Duncan, but could hear no
account of where his bones had been placed. I
am told that, when the burying vault at Lord
K ""s was opened some years ago, one of the
coffins, which had been evidently burst open,
was empty, and a skeleton lay at some distance,
leading to the fearful conjecture that the unfor-
tunate person had been interred alive. At
the English burial vaults in Munich, each de-
ceased person has a bell placed beside his body,
in case he should come alive again ! a most de-
sirable precaution in a sultry climate, where
the funeral follows so immediately after death.
Our cicerone showed us where the last two
very popular and talented Dukes of Gordon are
interred, and his voice faultered with emotion
when he spoke, yet in any less solemnizing
situation, you could scarcely have resisted a
smile, at the free and easy tone with which he
mentioned them as " my people," generally
commencing his stories, of which he related
many, by saying, " The Duke and I were talk-
232 ELGIN CATHEDRAL.
ing here one day" but he did not get so far
as to say, like your friend, " I and the Duke !"
How astonished noblemen would sometimes feel,
if they could suddenly behold a collection of all
the intimate friends who speak of them, in re-
mote districts, with a degree of familiarity
highly impressive, to country cousins and pro-
vincial neighbours ; for many aspiring youths,
who have dined once in company with a man of
rank, or even passed him on the street, think it
incumbent on them, ever afterwards, to forget
his title ; and if it makes them happy, why not ?
One remarkable phenomenon in the natural his-
tory of fashionable life, which I really do pique
myself upon having discovered, is, that any gentle-
man who invariably gives an absent peer his title
in mixed society, may, in all probability, have the
privilege of dispensing with it if they actually
meet ; but those who un-Lord a nobleman sup-
posed to be at a safe distance, are obliged, when
by ill-luck he unexpectedly appears — if on speak-
ing terms at all, which is improbable — to make
such an expenditure of Lordships in his pre-
sence, as might pay off, with interest, all previ-
ous deficiencies. A young lady from the country,
ELGIN. 233
some time ago, when taking a romantic leave of
a school companion, the daughter of an Earl,
exclaimed in a paroxysm of affection, " Do let
us correspond, and may I call you Fanny V To
which the particular friend replied, " Call me
what you please, but spare me the letter-writ-
ing !"
I must conclude my long epistle with an
amusing story in the Scotch dialect, which,
though known in this neighbourhood, being
related of a celebrated character who resided
not far off, may probably be new to you ; and
even at the worst, it is one of the very few I
could venture to tell twice, therefore, try if you
can understand it without a glossary.
The Laird of Bonymoon was extremely hos-
pitable, but so exceedingly lazy and indolent,
that his sisters could scarcely ever entice him
from the fireside ; but one morning they en-
treated him with great anxiety to take a ride
for the good of his health.
" Hoot !" said he angrily, " what should gar
me gang bumping on a horse, when I can sit
quietly here wi' my glass o' toddy !"
*' But, brother," answered they, " if anything
234 ELGIN.
should ail you, what would become of us ? Pray
go for our sakes."
" Weel ! ony thing for a quiet life ! I'll e'en
tak' this weary ride. Fra sure, I wish it was
o'er ; but mind ! 'gin I meet ony body coming
this way, I'll bring him back to his dinner ; if
no', may be I'll dine with some neighbour.
John, saddle the horses."
Accordingly off went the laird on a jog-trot
awkward-looking horse, boxing the compass with
his head to see if any human being were coming
his way, as a pretext for turning ; but meeting
nobody, he arrived at last near the house of an
intimate friend.
" Ah, Bonymoon, is this you ? I'm very glad
to see you ! What wind brought you here f
" Never mind that ! I'm come to dine wi'
you ! What ha' ye got V
" A bubbly jock and a grilse." *
" John, tak' the horses ! Aye, neighbour,
ye live weel ! Is there ony body wi' ye V
" Only an English gentleman."
In they went, and the host taking his stranger
guest aside, whispered, " I think it necessary
" Turkey and salmon.
ELGIN. 235
to inform you, that I mean to play the laird a
trick. He is said to have neither taste nor
smell, and 1 wish to try him with cherry brandy
instead of port."
After dinner, wine being put on table, the
laird exclaimed, " But what's a' this ! youVe
sent me a different bottle from your own !"
" This is claret, and you like port."
" Aye ! aye ! give me nane o' ye're washes.
Gie me something that'll take a grip o' the
stamach."
He then filled a bumper to the King. " Ho-
nest man ! I like him weel aneuch ! Oh ! neigh-
bour, hae ye muckle o' this wine ! it's the best
port I ever tasted ! oh ! man, it's fine !"
Bumper after bumper was tossed down with
increasing relish, till at last the bottle was
emptied.
" My guid friend," said the laird, " though
you hae few o' thae bottles, will ye treat me to
anither V
" Certainly, Bonymoon ! Sandy ! another
bottle ! be sure it is the same."
The laird became more and more captivated
with this new vintage of port, but after finishing
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the second supply, he made an attempt to rise,
saying, " Weel, neighbour ! we've spent a very
pleasant evening thegether, and had a great
deal 0** sensible conversation."
" You're not going already ?"
" Aye ! aye ! the lasses at hame '11 be weary-
ing." Saying this he made a second effort to
get up, but stumbled and fell back, angrily ex-
claiming, " Hoot ! canna' ye mak' the carpet
straight ! thae runkles might throw down ony
body."
With the help of his obliging neighbour,
the laird was mounted on horseback, when
the Englishman anxiously remonstrated, saying,
" Surely you will not send the gentleman home
in such a state ! he will meet with some acci-
dent!"
" No! no! he is accustomed to it! only let
us run up the approach, and hear him pledge the
gudewife at my lodge in a dram."
The two listeners arrived in time to hear the
laird making many kind enquiries for a' the
bairns, and the dialogue concluded by the gate-
keeper saying, " It's an unco' raw night ! your
honor wad na' be the war o' a drap whisky!"
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•' Deed no, gudewife! The laird's port sits
imco' cauld on my stamach. Fill it up !"
Bonymoon having thus primed himself, rode
on with some spirit, but soon after, in crossing a
small stream, the laird vainly tried to balance
himself, but his head proved heaviest, and he
slid down into the current.
"John!" said he, " What's that I hear
splashing in the water?"
" I'm thinking it's your honor," answered John,
getting off his horse to assist his master, who
was with great difficulty remounted, but soon
after, in passing over a wide moor, a sudden
gust of wind carried away the laird's hat and
wig, which he ordered John to find imme-
diately.
" It's impossible, your honor ! I might as weel
look for a needle in a haystack ! "
" Never mind that, John ! I winna stir with-
out my wig!"
John got down, grumbling loudly, and grop-
ing about, until, by good luck, he found them
both, when the laird attempted to put his wig
on, but having placed the part that should have
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ELGIN.
been behind, in front, the cue hung over nis
nose.
" Stop, John ! this is no' my wig.""
" Your honor maun just be doing then, for
there's nae wail o' wigs here ! " replied John,
coolly mounting his horse, and in this plight the
laird arrived at home, where he staggered straight
into the drawing-room, when his sisters, not at
first recognizing him, screamed aloud with
alarm.
" Hoot!" said he, " what are ye bawling atf
"Brother! is that you!" cried they eagerly.
" What in the world has happened to you!
Make haste into the fire, and change yourself.
Quick ! Fm sure it will be long enough before we
again recommend a ride for your health."
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SPEY BRIDGE.
My dear Cousin, — To do you justice, I scarce-
ly know any one who stands the expence of pos-
tage in a more magnanimous spirit than yourself,
and accordingly I shall now put you to the test.
I often think no vice carries its own punishment
along with it so obviously as the love of money
— it interferes with every thing — especially on a
journey, for there can be few greater annoyances
than to be surrounded by grumbling post-boys
and discontented landladies; besides which, it
impedes all sociability with our friends, all libe-
rality to the poor, poisoning every meal we sit
down to, embittering sickness itself on account
of the expense, and even diminishing the plea-
'2A{) SPEY BRIDGE.
sures of a friendly correspondence like ours; in
short, it meets you at every corner. However,
vi'here necessary, I admire and respect judicious
economy, but there can be no consolation for
those who practise it in excess without absolute
occasion. Those who have a liberal spirit and
a limited income know, that what they save in
one thing, will be added to their expenditure in
something else of more absolute importance,
but I cannot sufficiently wonder at those who
make money the end of their being, merely for
hoarding sake — merely that a cypher may at
last be added to their book in the bank ! It
seems to me the most unaccountable of all in-
fatuations! I have come to the conclusion,
after long and careful observation, that the very
highest attainment of human good sense is, to
proportion your expenses, both charitable and
domestic, precisely to your income; for when we
see that rich people become almost invariably
avaricious, and that when the poor have little,
they think it not worth hoarding, and become
extravagant, I really think a testimonial should
be voted to any man who can be proved to have
kept the balance exactly for a certain number
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of years, duly considering the claims of his chil-
dren, his dependents, his religion, and even his
o^vn comfort. It is a curious plienomenon how
many rich people wish to live as if they were
poor, and how many poor people contrive to
live as if they were rich !
We this day crossed Spey Bridge without
accident or mishap, which is more than the late
Duke of Gordon did, who was standing on it
during the great flood, eleven years ago, when
hearing a sudden crack, he had barely time to
flee, before, with the rapidity of lightning and
a noise like thunder, a mass of water, piled with
full-grown trees and with floating rubbish, swept
forward in irresistible power, and buried the
noble bridge in a dark and boiling torrent. His
Grace, on that occasion, found his retreat cut off"
towards Gordon Castle, having hurriedly escaped
to the wrong side of the river, where he was
charitably fed and clothed during several days at
Orton, the hospitable residence of Mr. Wharton
Duff". A new arch of wood has been since built,
a single span, 200 feet wide, which really makes
a tolerably long arm across the water.
We still continue at full speed, hopping from
M
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castle to castle, and from mountain to moun-
tain, at a rate that would carry us very speedily
round the world. It certainly is a great privi-
lege to take possession of all these magnificent
places for an hour or two, enjoying the land-
scape, pictures, and furniture as if they were
our own, and to- day we made a most agreeable
and fatiguing house-tour in Gordon Castle, till
my eyes became perfectly glassy with exhaustion.
I wonder that people ever survive seeing the
Louvre ! A week at Florence would kill me
outright.
Though the grounds of Inverary, Blair Athol,
and Hopetoun House, are perhaps more exqui-
sitely lovely than those of Gordon Castle, yet this
seems to be, on the whole, the finest ducal resi-
dence in Scotland. I am told that the largest
mansion in England, Wentworth House, covers
the eighth of a mile, but this is also of vast ex-
tent, being five hundred and sixty-eight feet long,
and built of the splendid Elgin free-stone : " A
world of a house !" It is curious that every
thing more magnificent or more beautiful than
common, is apt to make us melancholy ! Music
or poetry, or even an unusually generous action,
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bring tears starting to the eyes, and 1 have even
known instances where the first surprise of be-
holding a very majestic edifice has produced this
effect, and I could perfectly fancy it arising in
such a scene as this. Probably the tears we
shed for the moral sublimity of a fine action,
may partly be caused by a transient sense of
what our nature was originally before the fall.
The park at Gordon Castle is bounded only
by the horizon ; the trees are gigantic, every
thing, in short, appears on the grandest scale,
and the great antiquity of this ancient family
adds interest and dignity to all we admire.
Every page in the history of Scotland seems
mingled with the names of Huntly and Gordon,
always brave, generous, and loyal, — the first to
take arms for their king and country, remaining
always true to the family motto, " By courage,
not by craft." They flourished and reigned here
since Robert Bruce transplanted them from
Berwickshire, during two-and-twenty genera-
tions ; but this noble estate has recently been
divorced from the title, and alienated from a
name so long supreme among those glens and
hills of Strathspey. Can it be possible that the
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long line of Huntly and Gordon has actually
vanished from the halls of their fathers ! This
was indeed a nice little succession for those who
have inherited it ! In ancient days the land
frequently carried the title along with it, and,
indeed, the time was once when a Marquis of
Huntly might have unfurled his standard, rallied
his clan around him, and bid defiance to an
English successor, but perhaps in these days
one could scarcely recommend such an experi-
ment. It was an old rule in Scottish law, to
claim all you can, and you may be certain to
get more than you have a right to.
One fine old tower of the ancient castle, far
surmounting the rest, has remained stedfast,
like a monument of past generations, through
all the vicissitudes of time, and still continues,
greatly excelling the adjoining edifice of more
recent date. When I merely say a building is
old, let that be considered equivalent to a pane-
gyric, being, as you know, so fond of antiquities
that I would any day prefer a Queen Anne's
farthing to a good modern guinea. I only wish-
ed this venerable tower had been roofless, be-
cause we had so toilsome an ascent to the top.
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where A should have sung the popular song,
*' Sic a rinin' up stairs !" We were amply re-
paid, however, at last by a view which it would
take me a folio volume to describe ; but never
rest in peace till you have stood in an ecstacy of
delight where we did to-day, and astonished the
very stars with your exclamations of rapture.
The entrance hall is decorated with every
description of elegant lumber, among which we
admired several beautiful busts and statues
copied from the antique, particularly the Apollo
Belvidere and the Venus de Medici, the grace
and expression of which can scarcely be excelled,
I should imagine, by their great originals at
Florence, which have so long continued to " en-
chant the world."
Cosmo, Duke of Gordon, received his not very
Highland name in compliment to Cosmo, Duke
of Tuscany, whose exceedingly ugly bust stands
in the entrance-hall, and from his foreign god-
father the Duke seems to have derived a truly
Italian taste for sculpture, as the entrance-hall
would remind you of a marble-cutter's show-
room. The stair-carpet here is of Gordon tar-
tan, dark green and purple, which looks rather
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sombre, but is considered one of our hand-
somest Highland plaids. I always feel sorry
for the family pictures in an empty house, they
look so lonely, cold, and forlorn, but here each
individual ancestor seems to have been hand-
some and distinguished-looking. In the dining-
room hangs a complete wreath round the wall,
representing Earls, Marquisses, and Marchio-
nesses of Huntly, all looking their very best, as
they appeared in the olden time ; and the worthy
housekeeper seemed to think every grim-looking
personage on the walls must have possessed the
same title, as she created, without scruple or
hesitation, a long succession of Marquisses on
the spot.
The first Earl, who had three wives, looks as
if he had wept his eyes out for them all, and
the first Marquis is a grand aristocratic-look-
ing personage. On his first attending court,
being censured for not bowing when introduced,
he proudly replied, " I am accustomed to live
in a country where every body bows to me ! ""
George, second Marquis of Huntly, a melan-
choly-looking man, was beheaded for his attach-
ment to Charles the First. His two eldest sons
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were considered the most amiable and distin-
guished youths of their time, but the first was
killed under Montrose, and his brother died
of grief for the execution of Charles the First.
How enthusiastic was the attachment which
that monarch created !
Ladies were sometimes very strange beings long
ago ! only very long ago, not now, — and we look-
ed with some awe yet, at the ancient Countess of
Huntly, who was a most terrifying character in
her time. About the year 1 590, during her hus-
band's absence, she received the chief of Mackin-
tosh on an embassy of peace, and angrily declared,
that there should be no reconciliation till his
neck was on the block. The unwary visitor
jocularly laid his head on a table in pretended
submission, seeing which one of the attendants of
the Countess instantly grasped a carving-knife,
and severed it from his shoulders. This un-
happy victim was nephew to the Earl of Moray.
His followers she afterwards imprisoned, and
fed them like swine out of a trough ; but for
these cruelties, and many more, her title was
forfeited, though subsequently restored.
The son of this ferocious lady being condemn-
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ed to death, she begged his life in vain, and
found no more mercy than she had shown. Be-
ing considered the handsomest man of the age,
Queen Mary became accused of partiality to him,
and was forced against her will to witness his
execution. Nothing in the way of fortune-tell-
ing could be more curious than that which oc-
curred to this Countess's husband. Lord Huntly,
who had been warned that he should certainly
die at Corraighie. The name sounded to him
like Creigh, a place near Aberdeen, which he
always afterwards carefully avoided, but when
dangerously wounded at the battle of Corraighie,
he anxiously inquired the name of the place, on
hearing which, he repeated it thrice before he
died, " Corraighie ! Corraighie ! Corraighie I
then God be merciful to me !"
Two beautiful representations are extant here
of the celebrated Duchess of Gordon, whose
witty and eccentric sayings are the favourite
theme of every jest-book. Sir Joshua Eeynolds
had the honour of having executed the very
lovely one we first observed, with the finest eyes
that ever lighted up a face, but the portrait was
not at all characteristic, being drawn with that
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pensive, languid, not-particularly-clever expres-
sion observable in most of the female portraits
by that artist. The other, by Angelica Kauft-
man, had so noble an aspect, that I should feel
proud only to be the nail that it was hung upon.
Her Grace's countenance appeared radiant with
all that spirit and vivacity for which she was
long distinguished, while you could perfectly
imagine her uttering some startling and piquant
bon mot, such as those with which she frequently
enlivened the dullest society. There are per-
sons who seem formed for the situations they
occupy, and when I remember Jane Duchess of
Gordon's queen-like majesty of appearance and
commanding manner, it seems as if by nature
she could never have been otherwise than the
leading person in every circle, even without the
adventitious aid of her exalted rank.
Her Grace, when dying, desired to be buried
at her own favourite and romantic residence,
Kinrara, on the Spey. She ordered that for
her epitaph the names and titles of all her
daughters should be engraved on the tombstone,
where I am told they may now be read at full
length. Among the number are included three
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Duchesses and a Marchioness. Certainly no
one ever played more successfully at the game
of " catch honours.*"
The Duke, her husband, lived to the age of
eighty- four, and is represented in every stage of
existence, from childhood to the most advanced
period of life. It would have been amusing to
arrange the whole series close together ! He
is exliibited first on the staircase, when two
years old, as Cupid, equipped with wings and a
quiver ; but to these customary decorations a
light tartan scarf is superadded, while the mis-
chievous little sprite looks highly entertained at
his extraordinary transformation into a High-
lander.
Five other portraits of his Grace hang else-
where ; the first painted at Rome, where he has
evidently returned from a capital day"'s sport,
being surrounded by tired looking dogs and
dead game. In another frame, he sports a
fancy dress ; and this likeness was said to have
been painted by Raeburn at the time of his
marriage. His Grace next looks down from
the wall in his Lord Lieutenanfs uniform, and
last, in extreme old age, with his star and
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ribbon, which I remember his invariably wear-
ing in the evenings, being of the now exploded
opinion, that such honourable decorations should
occasionally be seen, and need not be reserved
only for a coronation. The Duke was an excel-
lent performer on the violin, and delighted so
peculiarly in Scotch music, that if every one felt
as keen a national partiality, the Italian Opera-
House would soon be deserted.
There are three pictures at Gordon Castle of
the celebrated Lord Peterborough, looking very
spirited and consequential, as if " a thousand
hearts were great within his breast T"* and cer-
tainly few heroes have merited a larger leaf of
laurel. As a lady once impatiently remarked
of her husband, " cats have nine lives, but he
seemed to have ten." In one of Lord Peter-
borough's portraits, he wears a wig waving in
billows over his shoulders, which five ordinary
heads of hair could scarcely have supplied. He
would have made an excellent frontispiece for
Rowland's macassar oil ; but in these days a
wig must have been almost as expensive as an
estate, when a country girl received L.6.0 for
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her ringlets, and an old woman's grey hair was
sold for L.50 !
Lord Peterborough said, after visiting Fene-
lon, " If I had stayed with him any longer, I
should have become a Christian in spite of my-
self !" How unfortunate for him now, that he
did not ! His courage in the field was only ex-
celled by the firmness with which he sustained
the long agonies of a painful death, but his was
the stern endurance of a Stoic, not the enlighten-
ed resignation of a Christian. Even when fold-
ing his mantle around him to fall with dignity,
he was coldly sarcastic in talking of Christianity,
and merely said, that " he made a point of being
civil to all religions," a species of compromise
only too common now ! It is curious that Lord
Peterborough's daughter, the Duchess of Gordon,
introduced the Protestant faith into this family,
previously bigoted Roman Catholics, but being
left guardian of her son, while a minor, she
brought him up in her own creed, which was, for-
tunately, less accommodating than that of her
father. When we see a cold, hard, stern, dispo-
sition like his, united to such great natural en-
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dowments, it reminds me of a frost-bound gar-
den, where no flowers nor fruit can flourish ; and
till the good seed be sown, till the dew fall, and
the sun shine from heaven upon the barren
waste, how cheerless and desolate a sight it must
ever remain.
We admired much, a very handsome portrait,
in full Highland garb, of the late very popular
Duke, — the last heir of his long line ! The world
has been so accustomed for centuries to have
Dukes of Gordon successively appearing, that it
seems quite strange now without one ! In the
same room hangs a picture, such as you seldom
see, representing the Duke of Perth, so dignified,
so animated, and so very intellectual looking,
that the whole expression was in character with
the history of one, who was " as brave as he was
bonny." The dress consists of a graceful plaid
thrown over his Highland uniform. What a
misfortune to gentlemen of taste, being born in
the present century, when their whole genius
must limit itself to a blue coat and black neck-
cloth ! The worst portrait in this collection is
one of George IV., presented by his Majesty to
the late Duke, but it is a most unworthy repre-
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sentation of " the first gentleman in Europe,"
looking more like some country actor performing
a burlesque, and exactly in the attitude of Lord
Bateman's " proud porter."
We were considerably entertained by a full
length portrait of James the Second's Queen,
when in exile. She is consoling herself by feed-
ing a pet lamb, while her crown is laid on the
ground in a garden, her dog lies at her feet, her
flowers are scattered about, and a book is in her
hand, so she is apparently resolved to find com-
fort in something, and her Majesty looks so fat
and good-humoured, that the cares of abdica-
tion have evidently sat very lightly on her brow.
She seemed by no means in the vein of exclaim-
ing, like the celebrated John Home, when vexed
by some trifling disappointment,
" Let petrifaction stop this falling tear,
And fix my form for ever marble here ! "
A very antique portrait of Queen Mary is at
Gordon Castle, said, of course, to be original,
and I almost believe it. The date is 1568, the
last year of her liberty, and it has the brilliant
look of health and animation, which vanished,
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after every gay vision of power and glory had
been blotted out by her tears.
I have no song of youth and hope,
That does not close in care ;
I have no tale of woman's love
That ends not in despair j
I only breathe the name of joy
To tell how soon it dies ;
I only sing the songs that suit
Thy notes, my harp of sighs.
In the same collection is shown the portrait
of a young beauty, who might certainly have
rivalled Queen Mary herself. She was the
favourite friend of a former Duchess, who must
have been superior to envy or jealousy, but the
name of this lovely vision is forgotten by our ci-
cerone, so she must remain anonymous. Any
young lady, with one feature of her face, might
set up for a beauty, for they are all equally per-
fect. The Magazin des Modes would describe
her dress as " a robe of rich white satin, a scarf
of torquoise blue, and her chesnut hair simply
combed back off her forehead." The lovely
countenance was painted so much to the life,
that she seemed to blush when we looked at
her.
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1
One of the ancient pictures in this collection
represents Herodias carrying the head of John
the Baptist in a charger; but the artist has
given her much too gentle and feminine an
expression, though, certainly, the sweetest coun-
tenances do sometimes conceal the sternest
minds ; and when you see a fixed unalterable
smile in any face, with a particularly subdued
manner, the probabilities are ten to one that
this habitual aspect has been assumed as a
necessary veil to hide the real temper.
The only cheerful portrait of Charles the
First, that I ever beheld, is here ! He has un-
deniably relaxed into a smile, and looks as if he
might, occasionally in his life, have enjoyed a
happy moment.
Connoisseurs all agree in saying, that the
finest painting in this collection is that of St.
Paul rebuking St. Peter. The colouring and
expression are so exceedingly forcible, that I
could not get far enough off" to catch the gene-
ral effect advantageously, but it looked too
hard and distinct, having very much the effect
of a tableau vivant^ without the gauze curtain.
I could not but reflect, in looking around on
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those ancient walls and pictures, what a busy
interesting world this has been before we enter-
ed it ! So many distinguished men ! so many
beautiful women ! so many fine painters ! so
many venerable books, in black letter, and in
white letter ! so many banners now idly waving
over our heads, and so many broad-swords
rusting in their scabbards, which wanted only
the heroes who wielded them, to become as
bright and as powerful as ever ! Ours is a
busy world still, but how different ! What a
sordid mioney-making activity bestirs us now !
Men were formerly estimated according to their
heroism, their bodily strength, or their talents,
but now the standard of everything is wealth, —
not even the use that is made of it, but the
mere possession ! We examined in the armoury
Charles Edward's leathern purse, with a silver
clasp, which he presented to the then Duke of
Gordon. It is scarcely more empty now, than
it was while he owned it ; but where would any
one find in the present day, partizans as ready
on a chivalrous impulse to forfeit their wealth
and estates ! The first question now, prepara-
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tory to engaging in any new undertaking is,
" what per cent, will it bring f Men are
flocking to Australia for twenty per cent., or to
be devoured by the cannibals of New Zealand
for thirty, while even sportsmen no longer carry
their guns on the moors, without an eye to pro-
fit, but make money by their very amusements.
Many become poulterers now, and sell the birds
they kill, or have them potted for the East
Indian market ! or exchange them for shot !
What old lady can ever hope now, to receive
her annual box of grouse with anybody's com-
pliments, when, as Dr. Johnson wisely observes,
" Few men give what they can sell.''"'
It has been often remarked, that the richest
and most extravagant Englishmen generally
turn extremely saving when they enter Scot-
land, probably imagining that we are not accus-
tomed to see much expense ; but among those
who contract to supply dealers with game at so
much per head, from our Highland moors, are
found the young heirs to some of the highest
honours and most extensive properties in the
south. Grouse are, however, the unconscious
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benefactors of Scotland, by gathering the best
company round them, as, without their attrac-
tions, we should be almost entirely deserted.
A charming sheltered garden lies close behind
Gordon Castle, very tastefully laid out, tlie
gravel walks meandering like a chain round a
brilliant patch-work of flower-beds, which are
thus cut into diagonal squares, with here and
there a morsel of smooth turf to vary the colour-
ing. At some distance may be seen a still
more beautiful parterre, which has been laid
out in a stone quarry. The soil is, of course,
all artificial, but you can imagine nothing more
picturesque than the strange irregularities of
ground. It would almost weary you to look at
the steep walks leading towards precipices,
sloping banks, and shady recesses, varied by
moss-houses, stone basins hewn from the quarry,
jets d'eau, Egyptian obelisks, and a miniature
Parthenon carved in the same rock on which it
stands. At the gate are placed some inimitable
old sculptured stones from the ancient parish
church of Fochabers, which bestow a look of
great antiquity on the entrance, and the whole
is enlivened by a brilliant profusion of showy
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flowers, and by the most emerald-coloured grass
you can fancy. This is a small fragment of
fairy land, wanting only the talking bird, the
golden water, and the singing apple.
After leaving the quarry, we entered a walk,
shaded by enormous natural hollies, which must
be magnificent when the dark varnished leaves
are enlivened by their scarlet berries like bunches
of coral. Many are more than forty feet high,
with stems five or six feet in circumference, and
some being grouped together in clusters of a
dozen large trunks, I almost mistook for mode-
rate sized beeches. It is a curious provision of
nature for the protection of hollies, that all the
lower leaves, within reach of cattle, are furnish-
ed with strong prickles to serve as a defensive
armour, but the upper branches are not.
We were misled, on many occasions to-day,
by the uncommon size to which several species
of trees have enlarged themselves. You were
diverted formerly by the little girl at her les-
sons, who said, " how can I make a mistake
now, when I am four years old !" but we, at a
still more advanced period of life, made a few
to-day, during our wanderings through the
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park. Two fine aspen trees passed themselves
off upon me, at a distance, for full grown oaks,
till I observed them in a quiver of agitation.
Their stems were fourteen feet round, and be-
fore severing into branches, the solid trunk rose
thirteen feet high. The bark was of so uniform
a tint, and the arch of leaves so perfect, that
they looked like two pillars of Elgin Cathedral
come out to take the air. Sir James Hall
once planted a cathedral of trees at Dunglas,
the long aisles represented by the tall white
columns of the poplar trees, the branches of
which formed, at one end, a fine Gothic
window.
Near those aspens at Gordon Castle, we saw
a noble ash tree, living in a most critical situa-
tion. The massy trunk had been split from
top to bottom in the late hurricane, but both
halves were yet standing. At every breeze they
yawned asunder, and closed again, creaking and
groaning in a most fearful manner, as if haunted
by some troubled spirit. The leaves were still
flourishing as gay as ever, unconscious of their
impending fate, but this hoary patriarch of the
forest is evidently struggling with a mortal
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wound, though we hurried to a gardener with
information of the catastrophe, hoping that an
iron bandage might, for some time longer, pre-
serve it ahve. When Lord S n, some years
ago, intended cutting down several ancient ash
trees, a friend induced him to grant them a re-
prieve, by saying, in a tone of remonstrance,
" Surely you will not disturb the ashes of your
ancestors?"
The chief ornament of this ducal park is a
graceful lime tree, beneath which stood the fa-
vourite seat of Duchess Jane, when surrounded
by her chosen companions. We sat under the
vast shadow of this forest chief, surrounded by
a wall of leaves which swept to the ground on
every side, forming an arbour of 200 feet cir-
cumference, and there we recalled the gay spirits
and joyous scenes which once enlivened this so-
litary bower. The Hamadryad who presides
here, must then have enjoyed a merry time of
it ! Her Grace might almost have worn the brace-
let of another equally celebrated Duchess who,
rather whimsically, desired this inscription to bo
set on it in diamonds, " I shall never lose my
s^jiritsf How happy for those who can keep such
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a resolution, but the power to do so requires a
more secure foundation than our own most re-
solute intentions.
One of the lodges in this park looks so exactly
as if built of parliament cakes, that it has been
called " The Parliament House." It is an ex-
cellent imitation of a Jager''s house in Switzer-
land, and produces a very striking effect here.
The old gamekeeper who kept it was so eager
for sport, that the late Duke laughingly said to
him one day, " You would shoot your own
grandfather, if he fell in your way?" It used to
be amusing long ago, before moors were " let
furnished,"" to discover how very little concep-
tion the English had of game being ever pre-
served in the Highlands, as they fancied it was
only necessary to land at Dundee or at Aber-
deen, and to load their guns. A Scotch pro-
prietor, some years ago, met a large party going
north, fully equipped with guns and dogs, but
could not precisely ascertain what moors they
had leave upon, till at last it came out, that
they were merely at random, " going to shoot
in the north !" The rent of a barren moor is
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now almost equal to that of the best arable
land!
Several years since, an English stranger, who
had never probably seen grouse or red deer even
in the zoological gardens, returned from an excel-
lent day's sport, saying he had shot eight head
of deer ! They all turned out to be goats !
I was much amused to hear a narrow escape
made by Sheridan when he was deer-shooting
once in the north ; but his ingenuity was equal to
every emergency, and delivered him on this oc-
casion. The Duke of Atholl having furnished
him with an escort of Highlanders, besides a
luxurious and very substantial luncheon, he be-
gan the day's sport by sitting down to finish
the wine and refreshments, during which un-
usual commencement of the campaign, his com-
panions, after consulting aside for some time,
came forward in a body, and sternly asked
whether he were any relation to " that wicked
fellow Sheridan of London, who had dared to
abuse Lord Melville?"
" What do you take me for?" answered Sheri-
dan, with well-feigned indignation. " Related to
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such a fellow as that ! If I could only catch the
rascal, I would hang him on the spot !"
" So should we, as soon as look at him .'"replied
the trusty escort, confidentially, and poor Sheri-
dan, who frequently told the story afterwards,
lost no time in making a pretext to hurry home.
If Gordon Castle degenerate into a mere
shooting-box, it has at least the attraction of a
splendid deer-forest, which has become a more
fashionable scene for sportsmen now, than even
the moore. We were shown the horns of a red-
deer, shot by Alexander Duke of Gordon after
his Grace was eighty. A circle of deer's heads
is placed round the room, each carrying an
inscription to commemorate the history of his
own death, how, when, where, and by whom
he was massacred. Thus every skull becomes
in itself a monument and an epitaph !
Wo ought to believe any thing on sufficient
evidence, and the very incredible fact seems noNv
ascertained, that the deer eat their own horns !
It was proved to the satisfaction of a learned
jury once, that a man had bit off his own nose,
but this achievement of the deer seems nearly as
difficult. Gamekeepers, to whom the horns might
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be a valuable perquisite, hardly ever find any
stray antlers during the season at which they
are shed, and fragments have been discovered
occasionally in the animaFs throat when dis-
sected. One red-deer was found dead, having ap-
parently committed suicide, as it was choked by
a bit of its own horn. People who bite their
nails, must have a somewhat similar propensity !
A lady remarked lately, that she felt thank-
ful to bo born in an age when worsted work was
in fashion, as she never knew the real happiness
of life till she tried it, but nothing shews more
obviously the tedium suffered by gentlemen at
home, than to observe the hardships they will
gladly endure in search of what is called sport.
A soldier would deserve to be covered with mi-
litary glory for encountering as many privations
and difficulties to defend his country, as a draw-
ing-room fine gentleman will cheerfully welcome
in pursuit of a single red-deer. He spends nights
in watching on the hills, days standing up to
the knees in water, springs over peat-bogs, lies
perdu for hours among the heather, crawls along
the bed of a burn, or wades across a river, reck-
oning every thing a pleasure that promotes this
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fascinating amusement. A gentleman, lately,
accustomed to all his comforts, gravely remarked.
after a few days' laborious experience, " How
pleasant it was, to lie all night under a plaid
upon the hill-side, and to hear the rain pattering
around !""
We had rain " pattering" in abundance all
the way from Gordon Castle, for now a ceaseless
busy drizzle began. The foliage, however,
formed so thick a canopy along the approach,
that we scarcely remembered to raise an um-
brella, though on reaching the high road, it
had become, like the Nile, a river of mud.
In passing, we made a leisurely survey of the
fruit and vegetable gardens, containing six acres
within the wall ; and I took a turn also in the
hot-houses, to remind myself of what summer
used to be, when we had warm weather occa-
sionally. Here we saw, in the richest perfection,
figs, pines, grapes, peaches, nectarines, — every-
thing, in short, except people to eat them, and
around us were bowers of blooming plants, —
cactusses drooping unnoticed, heaths looking
lieautiful in vain, and roses of a hundred varie-
ties " wasting" no ! that hackneyed quota-
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tion is, like many others, worn to rags, and
must positively be left off. There ought to be
a severe fine against every person now, who
" sits like patience on a monument" — who
" drags at each remove a length'^ning chain" —
who " blushes unseen" — who " flies from grave
to gay" — or who " hints a fault and hesitates
dislike," — but I shall not conclude my letter, as
you expect, by saying, that my heart is " un-
travelled," for with my whole heart I enjoy
travelling, and regret every mile we leave be-
hind, as if I were losing an estate.
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Lord Harry lias written a novel —
A story of elegant life ;
No stuff about love in a hovel.
No sketch of a clown and his wife.
But full of such elegant touches !
Our lips in derision we curl,
Unless we are told how a Duchess
Conversed with her cousin, the Earl.
My dear Cousin, — The unfortunate man who
had his choice of working in the mines, or read-
ing through a folio volume, preferred the bodily
to the mental labour ; but you shall herewith
be condemned unheard to endure several folio
pages this morning, and to work out a perfect
mine of information, therefore, put on your
spectacles of criticism, and accompany me
through my life and adventures during a long
and busy day.
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I
At Fochabers, Murray the innkeeper, who
retired from business this year, was originally a
foundling, and never had a guess of his own
history, but all his life he annually receives a
blank cover containing L.50. Now, there is a
ready made novel for you at once ! According
to all the rules of romance, he must some day
find himself out to be, at least, a peer. I wonder
what titles and estates will unexpectedly prove
to be his ?
The inhabitants of this little hamlet should
all become literary characters, seeing, that be-
sides the many academies already in action,
a native of Fochabers recently bequeathed
L.20,000 to establish schools here; and Mr.
Dick left so large a fortune to increase the
salaries of schoolmasters in the counties of
Aberdeen, Banff, and Elgin, that here the
alphabet might be printed in letters of gold.
At the little inn of Grantown, our plates dis-
played the alphabet an inch long marked all
round the margins, that travellers may lose no
time in exercising their intellects while eating ;
and I heard of lessons being taught in politics
lately, by having political sentiments written in
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pastry across the tarts for dinner ; but now,
even while washing and combing their hair,
children are taught appropriate verses ; and
when I hear a mob of ragged boys singing,
" This is the way we wash our face," it gives
me pleasure to know that the ceremony is ever
performed at all.
Infant schools would be a most beneficial
invention for both parents and children in the
lower ranks, even though it involve the Spartan
principle of a separation between them, if we
could only obtain a concession on behalf of those
very juvenile students, that there shall be half
the quantity of lessons administered, and double
the quantity of play allowed. The mechanical,
and almost regimental exercises which these
baby scholars go through, under the misapplied
name of amusement, amount to so strict a re-
straint on mind and body, that they should, in
fairness, be ranked in the class of lessons, be-
cause nothing but perfect natural freedom can
be a complete relaxation to children, and so in-
cessant a drilling as the little creatures undergo
must prove injurious and exhausting.
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We inspected one infant school near Foch-
abers, where ninety-five children under eight
years old were improving their minds. I cer-
tainly never saw a more beautiful group !
Ninety of them at least were pretty, while all,
without exception, looked clean, well-dressed,
and healthy. The day having proved wet, none
of them got out to play, but the pains-taking
schoolmistress kept up, in a close hot room, a
succession of singing, marching, and counter-
marching, mechanically, till the whole juvenile
party were at last allowed to sit down, suffering
agonies of drowsiness. When we entered, three
or four had fallen back on the laps of those be-
hind, others required a rousing like Baron
Trenck, several were singing, the eyes rolling in
their heads, a few had made a desperate struggle
and cried themselves awake, while many ap-
proached as nearly to somnambulism as Lady
Macbeth. The continual singing is in itself
somniferous ; a certain degree of monotony be-
comes quite unavoidable in the lessons ; and even
the clapping of hands and beating of feet, though
excellent as an occasional exercise for very young
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pupils, cannot fairly come under the designation
of play, which must be the dictate of sponta-
neous instinct and buoyant natural spirits.
It is most true, as the well known proverb
says, that " an idle mind is Satan's favourite
workshop," and poor children, when left at home,
are lamentably neglected, while they cannot but
thus acquire confused notions of right and wrong,
being more punished by their busy hard-working
parents, for being merely troublesome, than for
the worst moral offences, besides becoming hope-
lessly idle, ignorant, and slovenly, impeding the
labours of those who support them, and learning
neither habits nor principles in accordance with
religion. During the few years of childhood,
therefore, when, being too young for any profit-
able labour, they might have time to learn the
reading of their Bibles, it is indeed a blessing
that they have the opportunity to acquire all such
knowledge of holy Scripture as human teaching-
can impart ; and certainly it has been a useful
discovery of modern times, that when children are
taught to read, they can be taught also to under-
stand what they read, therefore, much gratitude
is due to those who, by the institution of infant
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n
schools, rescue young families from the ruin of
both body and soul, which must, too probably,
result from the unavoidable neglect which awaits
them at home. Yet even the very best things
may be over done, so that the forced intellects
and forced spirits of infants should be allowed
a very large proportion of entire, unconstrained
relaxation, to recover their natural tone. Before
seven or eight years old, the disposition, feelings,
and principles, can successfully be regulated, but
very little knowledge can be safely instilled at so
feeble an age, without overstretching the facul-
ties, as much as if a tottering child attempted
to carry a burden intended for a man. The
heart is capable of being trained before the head,
but all that can be gained by unnatural stimulus
in unripe age, is lost to mind and body after-
wards.
The four elder children at Fochabers exhibit-
ed astonishing powers of memory, and a know-
ledge of the Bible which a divinity student
could scarcely excel. It was perfectly amazing !
No spectator could have been otherwise than de-
lighted, as we were, and all I would advocate,
while discussing the system of early training
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•among poor children, is, that for every hour of
lessons, they should be allowed an hour of real
undeniable romping, and become initiated occa-
sionally in the mysteries of hide and seek, or
blind man's buff. One of the most learned and
accomplished scholars I ever knew, used to men-
tion that he was formerly very partial to chess,
but finding it more a study than a game, it did
not afford sufficient relaxation to be considered
a mere amusement, nor was it useful enough to
be followed as a pursuit, therefore, he unwilling-
ly relinquished that interesting employment of
time, but I saw him soon afterwards engaged
with a joyous young party of children, playing
at battledore and shuttlecock, which seemed
thoroughly to unbend for the time, a mind long
and successfully exerted for the best interests of
man. We are all aware that, as the bow re-
quires to be often unstrung, the more pliant it
may be, the more absolutely necessary that re-
action becomes.
Apropos of very juvenile precociousness, I was
greatly diverted lately to read an advertisement,
of a new astringent application for the gums,
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beginning, " Children cutting their teeth are
respectfully informed !"
We had a charming drive from Fochabers to
Cullen House, one of the most splendid places
in Scotland, formerly the seat of Lord Findla-
ter's family, as long as there was a Lord Find-
later to inherit it, but now belonging to the fa-
mily of Grant, Lord Seafield. It might be ex-
ercise enough during winter to walk every day
through all the seven drawing-rooms, and to stir
the seven fires ! You would be quite charmed
by the magnificent suite of apartments, and by
the beautiful entrance-hall, decorated with rare
exotics and marble busts, — the one being the
most evanescent, and the other the most durable
ornaments with which we can adorn our abodes.
There are several battalions of pictures here,
both foreign and domestic, many of which are
extremely interesting. In the first room we saw
such a congress of kings, that one would require
Hurae''s History of England to bring them all
to mind. The fine full-length likeness of James
the Sixth, by Mytens, encountered an odd ad-
venture in its day, — a riotous mob, during the
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revolution, tore it down from the walls of Holy-
rood House, and were kicking this royal portrait
ignominiously along the street, when Lord Find-
later, then Chancellor of Scotland, made a
spirited attack on the angry multitude, and suc-
cessfully rescued his Majesty from so degrading a
situation.
The extinct line of Lords Findlater inherited
great talents, and were all considered supremely
handsome, particularly the Earl who flourished
when the Union was signed. The portrait of him
at Cullen House fully justifies his reputation,
being of a most noble and commanding aspect,
very unlike the flippancy of character he dis-
played, when, after signing the roll which put
an end to the independence of Scotland, he
coolly tossed away his pen, saying, " There is
the end of an old song !"
Six years afterwards, however, Lord Find-
later's dormant patriotism was awakened by be-
holding various acts of injustice to Scotland, in
consequence of which, he tried to get a new edi-
tion of the old song, having made a motion in
the House of Lords to dissolve the Union ; and
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he divided the votes, fifty-four against fifty-four, j
but was ultimately defeated by four proxies. ■
Another Lord Findlater we saw who distin-
guished himself as an agriculturalist, and intro-
duced turnips in this neighbourhood, for which
he will scarcely be thanked by the epicures in
milk and cream. A poor criminal was con-
demned to severe punishment once, for stealing
a turnip, because, as the judge sternly remarked,
" turnips lead to legs of mutton."
One family portrait in this gallery is admira-
bly painted, and the hand has been thought so
perfect a chef d''oeuvre, that an artist once came
from Italy to study it. The countenance looks
more alive than many living men ! This picture
represents the most accomplished and highly
gifted of all the Findlater family, who over-
strained his great intellect until at length he
became deranged, and died in the most melan-
choly of all ways. His expression of counte-
nance looks excited, though indicating extreme
talent, and his dress appears remarkably pic-
turesque, but you will not easily suppose it
graceful, when I mention that he is equipped in
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a loose yellow dressing-gown and a white night-
cap ! By a curious coincidence 1 mistook his
portrait for one of Cowper, who serves as another
melancholy evidence how often " great wit to
madness nearly is allied.'"
The ladies in this family seem all to have
been less good-looking than their lords, and if
a " Book of Beauty" had been published in those
days, would scarcely have been as well entitled
to fill a page. The last Countess of Findlater
was a foreigner, and became blind during many
of her latter years. The portrait of her pre-
decessor was hung up, as a mark of extraordi-
nary respect, in the county rooms of Aberdeen,
— a public testimony to female excellence al-
most unprecedented. When this Lady Find-
later was told that, owing to the embarrassed
condition of her husband^s affairs, the estate must
be sold, she firmly replied, " No ! not an acre !"
and by extraordinary management she saved the
whole of this beautiful property, besides which,
she has signalized her memory by leaving a
magnificent evidence of her taste and liberality.
The house formerly stood in an almost unap-
proachable position, being nearly surrounded by
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a broad and very deep chasm, the sides of which
were equally difficult to ascend or to descend,
and almost impossible for a carriage, but Lady
Findlater erected, at the expense of her own
privy purse, a noble bridge of one splendid arch,
sixty feet high and eighty-two feet wide, which
springs across the widely separated precipices,
and forms a beautiful object from the windows,
as well as a most convenient access.
The trees which adorn this glen are particu-
larly fine, and the river scenery most enchanting,
with an abundant flow of crisp clear water, and
the green sloping banks charmingly wooded and
gaily peopled by a musical colony of birds. One
great delight of the country arises from the in-
timacy we form with all the animal species,
which soon become our familiar friends ; cattle,
horses, dogs, sheep, deer, cows, and every living
creature, become a source of interest, whose
habits of life, temper, manner, and conduct, it
is a perpetual amusement to study. Even a
bee-hive is equal to any rout in a city, being
as crowded, hot, and noisy, while each indivi-
dual carries a sting which may or may not be
used as he pleases. I could sit for an hour giv-
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ing language to their busy hum, or, like Gil
Bias, making dialogues for the birds.
Over all the windows of this venerable pile
may be seen eye-brows of handsomely sculptured
stone, with initials, dates, coats of arms, and
grotesque heads, in addition to which, several
moral and religious sentences are inscribed in
very antique characters. Two of these which I
decyphered contain very sound divinity, and con-
vey a pleasing testimony to the spirit of piety
in which this ancient house was originally found-
ed, and for which, in the existing generation, it
is still pre-eminent, — " Faith is the ground of our
hope," we find engraved beside one window, and
near that which adjoins it, " Hope is the anchor
of faith."
Our drive towards Banff led through a rich
granary, where, not many years ago, the whole
country was a wide wilderness of bog. Here
the poor can scarcely be called poor at all, they
are so liberally attended to by Lord Fife, the
chief proprietor in this neighbourhood, who is
said to employ above three hundred persons on
the grounds of Duff House alone, giving work
to those who will work, and money to those who
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prefer being idle. The daily distribution which
takes place here of gold and silver coin would
astonish even Dr. Alison, and outrun his utmost
wishes, but the system produces many practical
illustrations of that old German proverb, " a
shilling earned is worth two shillings begged."
It is a pleasure, at the same time, to know that
all who will obey the fourth commandment,
which as imperatively orders people to labour
during six days of the week, as to rest on the
seventh, may there find employment ; and I was
much amused to hear, that when children are at
work on the gravel walks, a shilling is frequent-
ly concealed under the stones, that the first who
rakes it up may receive this welcome reward for
diligence and activity.
What a curious contrast might be drawn be-
tween the munificence of Lord Fife, who is said
to distribute a larger income on gratuitous
charity than any nobleman in Scotland, and the
parsimony of his predecessor, Lord Braco, who
picked up a farthing on his own approach once,
and being earnestly importuned for it by a beg-
gar, hurried the treasure into his pocket, saying,
" Fin"" a farthing to yoursell, puir body !" This
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old nobleman was so celebrated a miser, that I
felt much inclined to sound the pannels and
floors at Duff House, in search of hidden trea-
sure.
Several very primitive customs are still ob-
served in this part of the country. When farmers
come to market, they pay nothing at the inn for
being lodged or entertained, but some time after-
wards, " mine host" performs a tour of visits
among all those who favoured him with their
company, and then he graciously accepts pre-
sents, according to the wealth or the gratitude
of his ci-devant guests, who load him with hay,
cheese, butter, eggs, or poultry, till, like the lady
in Roman history, he is almost buried beneath
the weight of gifts and offerings heaped upon him.'
A very convenient custom is also observed by
poor people, when about to marry upon nothing,
who have what is appropriately called " a penny
wedding." The happy couple call on each of
their neighbours to announce the propitious
event, and to enquire at the same time what the
friends are willing to subscribe towards increas-
ing and prolonging the comfort of their wedded
life. At these marriages two hundred people
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sometimes assemble, while no guests are expect-
ed to appear without an offering in some shape
or other, a loaf, a cheese, a bottle of whisky, or
even, in cases of extreme poverty, half-a-dozen
eggs. The entertainment which ensues is kept
up occasionally for several days, and instead of
bottle-sliders, on which to pass the bottles, they
are frequently placed on blue bonnets.
Every mortal is weary of listening to accounts
of the melancholy festivities which take place at
Highland funerals, but I could not help being
amused to hear, that when three Strathspey
lairds set out to attend the burial of the late
Rothiemurchus, one of them gravely remarked,
" How drunk we shall all be this time to-mor-
row !"
At a great chieftain's house where guests used
formerly to be over the mast-head in claret and
champagne, but where modern sobriety and de-
corum have been introduced by the present pro-
prietor, an old Highland laird was heard indig-
nantly muttering to himself as he left the table,
" Oich ! if this isn't the first time she ever dined
at Castle Grant, and was able to go up the stairs
by hersell.'"
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I was shocked to hear that an old clergyman,
well known for his convivial propensities, who
died last year, wishing his funeral to become
peculiarly jovial, bequeathed a large stock of
claret for his friends to finish on the occasion,
and his old boon companions standing in a circle
round the grave, filled their glasses to his
memory, and afterwards poured a share of the
contents on the earth beneath which he was in-
terred.
The neat and cheerful town of Banff is pro-
verbially alluded to by the Scotch as Coventry
is in England. If one of the common people be
angry at another, he exclaims in a tone of bit-
terness, " Go to Banff !" I felt perfectly well
satisfied, however, to visit this very respectable
town, though often extremely indignant former-
ly, at being told by our old nursery-maid to go
there. The streets were clean and airy, though
not particularly remarkable in any way, but pro-
bably the inhabitants contrive to be very happy
here, and if not, we cannot help them.
The object of chief interest in this neighbour-
hood is Duff House. The park seems many
miles in circumference, beyond which, we admired
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in every direction the fine fields brought into cul-
tivation, and the flourishing hedges planted by
Lord Fife, who has resided here uninterrupted-
ly for some years past in strict seclusion, occu-
pied in benefiting the place and people around.
The style of architecture here, is, like most of
Adams' plans, quite French, a tall, square, hand-
some edifice, of massy proportions, ornamented
with Corinthian pilasters, and externally scat-
tered over with stone vases and statues, but the
house is greatly in want of wings to give it light-
ness. Within we found it perfectly Louvrized
with pictures, all remarkably interesting, and
many first rate works of art, at which criticism
may vainly level her eye-glass.
You never saw walls so crowded as these with
heroes, statesmen, authors and beauties of for-
mer days, every body, in short, who ever lived,
and a great many more. We might have called
over a muster-roll of all the celebrated names
in Scotland, or elsewhere, and the answer would
be, "Here!" It appeared like living a century
in an hour, when we paraded through ten or
twelve large rooms, glancing along the line of
celebrated personages, whose names had once
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resounded throughout the world. How many
stories and remembrances rushed into our
thoughts as we contemplated the features with
which they had passed through life, and tried to
trace an expression suited to their well-known
characters and adventures. It was a singular
panorama! The great, the good, the wicked,
and the profligate, all side by side in a strange
equality, that seemed like that of the grave
itself! Among other odd combinations, we ob-
served one uncongenial quartette, consisting of
Dr. Dodd, Dean Swift, George Buchanan, and
lastly, John Knox, of whom the Regent Morton
said in his funeral panegyric, " There lies he
who never feared the face of man." He was,
indeed, one who, to use the language of Shake-
speare, " took the buffets and rewards of fortune
with equal thanks," being singly and solely de-
voted to the cause he had embraced; but in
the collision of opposite opinions, how carefully
should the very best of Christians guard against
excess! Our venerable Scottish reformer was
far from desiring that wide devastation among
our churches for which his own words seemed
to give a license, when he said, " Pull down the
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nests, and the rooks will fly," and for utter-
ing which, Dr. Johnson said, he should have
been buried in the highway ; but those who
once rouse the multitude to violence, might as
well throw down the bars of a menagerie, and
expect still to master the powerful and dan-
gerous inhabitants. In the one case as much as
in the other, the weak govern the strong by intel-
lectual superiority, but the moment mere animal
force comes into play, this aspect of affairs is
entirely reversed.
The old housekeeper here, a well-known per-
sonage, who has been sixty years in office, hav-
ing learned by rote, a list of the pictures and
artists, makes most amusing havoc of the fo-
reign names, " Sir Francis Kennawlis for Knol-
lys, and Sir Godfrey Kennawler," but she was
peculiarly perplexed by the approximation of
names between a fat laughing Moliere, and a
dark Spanish looking Murillo. The good woman
would have a poor chance of toleration from the
gentleman who broke off his marriage with a
young lady, because she betrayed such ignorance
as not to know the difference between Mrs.
INlontagu and Lady Mary Wortley Montague !
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One of the best pictures here, a miniature in
oil, of a philosopher contemplating a skull, was
painted by the celebrated blacksmith. Van Eyck,
— not HandeFs harmonious blacksmith, but one
of still greater notoriety.
We admired, in one room, a conclave of
blooming beauties, all associated together with-
out very special reference to rank or character,
but each apparently balloted for on the score
of pre-eminent loveliness. No eastern harem de-
scribed by Lady Mary Wortley Montague could
produce a group of Sultanas at all to be com-
pared with Lucy Waters, Lady Carlisle, Jane
Shore, Lady Castlemain, the Countess of Coven-
try, Queen Mary, the Duchess of Portsmouth,
or Nell Grwyn — a pretty set in every sense!
AVhat some people would call mixed society —
or rather unmixed, where none were quite re-
spectable.
Ah ! Shore could tell what ills from beauty spring,
And Sedley curs'd the charms which pleased a king.
Several of these ladies wore hoops, expanding
their dresses till they looked like a tent, covering
half an acre of carpet, but though costumes in-
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vented by the caprice of fashion become, in a
few years, ludicrous even in the eyes of those
who wore them, such lovely features, moulded
into beauty by nature's own magical touch, are
admired alike in every succeeding age, and in
every varied rank.
One of the most curious portraits here, is a
full-length in black, representing the Duchess
of Richmond, by Vandyke. Her Grace looks
as if she had lived on nothing more solid all her
life than poetry and sentiment, reading an elegy
for breakfast, and a sonnet for dinner. The
matrimonial part of her history is much more
extraordinary than fiction! She married first
a wealthy man of low origin, who very com-
plaisantly died soon, leaving her a rich widow.
Having been next engaged to Sir George Rod-
ney, he was treacherously jilted for the Earl of
Hertford, on which occasion her disappointed
lover penned a farewell letter in his own blood,
and killed himself. Her second husband, the
Earl, having in due time expired, she mounted
another step in the ladder of preferment by
marrying the Duke of Richmond, and being
once more set at liberty, her ambition aspired
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to a crown, and she set her widow's cap at old
King James the I., who actually proved invul-
nerable, and thus cruelly stopped the career of
her promotion, when she had probably often so-
liloquized, like Lady Macbeth, " Glamis and
Cawdor ! the greatest is behind !"
We admired much a lovely picture of the
young Chevalier St. George when a boy, dressed
in crimson and gold. The Chevalier D'Eon ap-
peared also, in full uniform, his face like the
knocker on a door ; and not far off Colonel Gar-
diner, the hero of Prestonpans, a fine military-
looking figure in full caparison for battle,
wearing a pair of jack boots so enormous that
you wonder how he ever got into them, or is
ever to get out. There never died on the field
of battle a braver soldier or a better Christian,
and most heroically did he realize his word, that
"' having one life to sacrifice for the good of his
country, he would not spare it !" His own
regiment fled, but he cheered on another which
had been deprived of its colonel, and was twice
severely wounded before receiving the mortal
l)low of which he died. Then havinrr finished
his earthly duties, we may believe and hope,
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that his emancipated spirit experienced the
truth of that faith in which he had a short time
previously said, " Let me die when it shall
please God ! I am sure I shall go to the mansions
of eternal glory, and enjoy my God and my
Redeemer in heaven for ever.""
A portrait is here of George the Second, who
seems intending to be dignified, but looks as if
he were beginning a minuet ; and the first Earl
and Countess of Fife are represented in robes,
as if walking at a coronation. The Admirable
Crichton makes a noble appearance in the crowd,
— that hero possessing almost fabulous gifts and
accomplishments, who was treacherously assas-
sinated at the age of twenty-two, by his pupil,
the Duke of Medina's profligate son. There is
a wonderful intensity of expression, like life it-
self, in all the portraits of this remarkable be-
ing, and his conversation was so brilliant and
captivating that people held in their breath
when he spoke.
The Constable of Bourbon's is an interesting
portrait ; and Lord Chesterfield is here, looking
polite even on canvas.
If I might assume the appearance of any one
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I chose, you would see me return with the coun-
tenance of Mrs. Abingdon, who is represented
archly glancing out from behind a curtain, with
so animated an expression, and such a glow of
youth and loveliness, that it would enliven any
one to look at her. Even the great moralist
Dr. Johnson found this lady irresistibly fascinat-
ing, and when rallied by a daring friend for
having; o-one to the theatre once when she
acted, he replied, " When the public cares the
thousandth part for you that it does for her, I
will go to your benefit too !"" Madame de
Montespan's portrait might be an imaginary
houri in paradise, it is of such unearthly beauty,
but without a spark of intellect, and not at all
likely to have captivated Lavater.
Two peeresses might dispute the palm here of
personal pre-eminence. The notorious Duchess
of Cleveland, full length, in blue velvet, and the
late Duchess of Gordon, wearing her robes of
state, and looking like majesty personified. I
could write on for ever about this gallery, which
might comprise a history of all mankind, and
womankind also, but you will begin to complain
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that my letter is all velvet gowns and damask
curtains.
" Lastly, and to conclude," as clergymen say
in their sermons, we observed a portrait in Rae-
burn's best style, of Lord Fife himself, wearing
his undress military uniform, when he com-
manded the Inverness-shire militia, and so like
that any old soldier in passing must have
saluted. But an extinguisher has fallen over
my paper, and it is time to cut myself short,
though that is scarcely possible now, after cover-
ing nearly a yard and a half of letter paper.
You have seen the sympathetic ink which be-
comes visible only when held to the fire, but I
wish mine may disappear as soon as you begin
to think me " dull, stale, flat, or unprofitable."
As people say that a letter should be a sort of
family newspaper, you may now consider my
name as recorded among the fashionable de-
partures from Banff.
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F Y V I E.
Now planning much, now changing what we plann'd,
Pleased by each trial, not by failures vexed,
And ever certain to succeed the next ;
Quick to resolve, and easy to persuade .
Crab BE.
My dear Cousin, — If you ever wish to study
" the greatest happiness principle," make a tour
in the Highlands, and be not over particular
about accommodation, for the instant travellers
become too anxious about comfort, all comfort
is at an end, and I care little for the vicissitudes
of carpets or no carpets, arm-chairs or three-
logged stools, as long as everything is clean, and
we get no practical illustrations in our sleeping
apartments of entomology, — or damp-ology, the
greatest bugbear of all on a journey.
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Without meaning a disrespectful thought of
any other county, I must say there are none
superior to Aberdeenshire for interest and
grandeur, both natural and architectural. Fyvie
Castle, built in the time of Robert Bruce, being
considered one of the most extensive, picturesque,
and ancient edifices in Scotland. A resolv-
ed, coufe qui coute, to take a glimpse of it, little
anticipating what the cost would be, for it turn-
ed out an adventure of first rate annoyance and
difficulty, but " all is well that ends well." A
stage-coach passes daily within half a mile of
the little village of Fyvie, about dinner-time, so
we resolved to be dropped there one morning,
and to be picked up the next, thus allowing time
to scrutinize the Castle before proceeding to
Aberdeen.
After making a good start from Banff, there
came on such a down-pour of rain, that it was
quite a natural curiosity for heaviness, and con-
tinued to fall with unremitting diligence till
night. In short, it was what Matthews de-
scribed as " a dreepin"' wat day," and when we
paused at the turnpike to alight, I could not
but hesitate about being drowned altogether in
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attempting to gain a glimpse at Fyvie Castle.
The road seemed one unfathomable depth of
mud, and we had half a mile to wade before
reaching the inn! No rational being would
have attempted it, but I had seen a most ec-
centric looking porter's lodge, which excit-
ed my unbounded curiosity, as a sample of
what might be seen, and several persons strong-
ly recommended us riot to be easily discouraged,
and made light of the distance — made still
lighter of the rain, and when 1 enquired what
sort of inn we were likely to find at Fyvie, a
factor who lived near, protested it was " clean
and tidy, though not very large." All this
sounded exceedingly plausible, till I discovered,
on alighting, that this personage, who had been
shivering outside, wished to fill up our vacant
seats within, and hurried off, wishing us " a
pleasant evening!"
After a most. fatiguing promenade beneath a
perfect cascade of rain, we reached the village,
and looked about in vain for any sign, or signs
to indicate the Royal Hotel of Fyvie. No " Red
Lion," or " Blue Goat," or " Aberdeen Arms"
could be seen, but I was at last directed to a
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small cottage, looking like the wing of an ad-
joining grocers shop. Here we found the land-
lady drinking tea, and surrounded by a nume-
rous family of untidy children, and the whole
party seemed to be struck speechless with con-
sternation at the unwonted apparition of tra-
vellers, Chaucer tells us, the Queen of the
Fairies once positively promised, that no wo-
man should ever, on any occasion, be at a loss
for an answer, but her majesty was faithless on
this occasion, as none seemed to suggest itself
now, when we requested the worthy hostess to
provide us with rooms, and, indeed, the case at
first wore a most unpromising aspect. The only
suit of apartments in her house consisted of one
sitting-room, containing a sort of contrivance
which called itself a bed, and across the pas-
sage was a closet, about six feet square, with a
borrowed light, and containing a small sofa-bed,
into which a traveller, whatever his dimensions
might be, must contrive, like a soldier forcing
on regimental shoes, to fit himself, whether they
fit or not.
Even these apartments it would have been
too much happiness to find disengaged, but a
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stranger had arrived some hours before, antl se-
cured the parlour-of-all-work, where he was now
drinking tea ! What an idea of unspeakable
hixury and comfort it gave me at this moment
to hear of any one in the full enjoyment of a
fire and a cup of hot tea ! I never knew their
value before!
You are acquainted with a gentleman who
locked his door, and pretended to be asleep one
night at an inn, when he saw a party of ladies
arrive, who could not, he was aware, be accom-
modated, and for whom he had determined not
to discompose himself, but Mr. Menzies, the
fortunate occupant of the first and only floor
at Fyvie, was quite of a different school, and
having accidentally heard of our arrival, he,
with the most chivalrous politeness, insisted on
relinquishing the whole house, and hurried off
in the rain, saying he could depend upon being
welcome at the clergyman's hospitable manse,
where he intended now to remain.
We had scarcely time to express our thanks
before he vanished, leaving not a trace behind,
and we proceeded without loss of time, to ex-
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amine into the capabilities of the larder at Fy-
vie, where the bill of fare for dinner being a to-
tal blank, we found it would be imprudent to
quarrel with our bread and butter, and sat down
with the best of all appetites to tea. You know
of one gentleman who lets an inn near his moors,
on condition that the landlord shall make it
too uncomfortable for any traveller or sports-
man to think of remaining there ; and I can bear
testimony in favour of the worthy host there,
that for breakfast we had tea without cream, salt
butter, oatcakes, and porridge, but if there be
ever a vacancy in the management of that con-
cern, I could recommend a very efficient succes-
sor not a hundred miles from Fyvie.
We were in the act of laughing over all our
discomforts, when the door opened, and our good
genius Mr. Menzies appeared, accompanied by
the parish clergyman, who, the moment he
heard of our predicament, had " cloaked, um-
brellaM," and hurried over to us with so cordial
an invitation to his fire-side, that before half
an hour elapsed, we were comfortably domesti-
cated with our reverend friend and his sister,
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in their pretty little sitting-room, leaving to Mr.
Menzies the luxurious accommodation of the
inn.
This evening passed away most enchantingly,
though my happiness was rather impaired by
one very teasing perplexity. No imaginable de-
vice could enable me to discover the name of our
very hospitable host! I clandestinely examined
the title-pages of two Bibles on the table, think-
ing his designation must be inscribed there, but
the only information conveyed I knew already,
as the inscription was, " Manse of Fy vie ! "
The silver forks and spoons at supper were
equally uncommunicative; I could not see the
cover of an old letter in any quarter to assist
me ! In short, my ingenuity was balked on
every side, till next morning, when it acciden-
tally occurred to me, that I had not yet ex-
amined the corner of a towel, on which, to my
great relief, I discovered the name of our friend
and benefactor, Mr. Manson, which we shall
certainly not forget, connected as it is with the
recollection of such a deliverance, followed by
so agreeable an evening.
Dr. Patterson, author of " The Manse Gar-
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den," might see his book reduced to practice
here, where the flower-beds are in brilliant
order, and the vegetables fit to gain the prize at
any competition. The perfection of order around
this " glebe," is said to be quite in harmony
with the good order of a whole parish under
similar superintendence, for in everything be-
longing to any individual, we generally trace the
same spirit of activity or of indolence, and I
have often observed, that as a straw tells how
the wind blows, even the aspect of a gentleman's
lodge may be considered a tolerably fair criterion
of how the whole estate is managed. The con-
cerns of others are not likely to meet with the
best attention from any one who is lazy about
his own, or who must use, on mere temporal
affairs, the melancholy language of Scripture,
" Mine own vineyard have I not kept !" but in
this small district we found three schools in ad-
mirable order, which were inspected by Mr.
Menzies, the trustee appointed to examine the
three counties in which Mr. Dick's legacy to
schoolmasters must be distributed, and who re-
ported them all to be extremely efficient.
I crossed the village churchyard, through a
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wilderness of wet grass, and sheltered by an
umbrella, to visit the grave-stone, adorned with
hour-glasses and skulls, of Annie Smith, a mil-
ler's daughter, who was heroine of that much
esteemed old ballad, " Tifty's Annie."" This
young lady, having been admired by the Laird
of Fyvie, who offered to marry her, she unfor-
tunately preferred the trumpeter of the Castle,
and perseveringly discouraged his masters suit.
Her brother, after vainly endeavouring to extin-
guish her disinterested preference of this long-
winded lover, at last became so furiously irritat-
ed, that, in a paroxysm of rage, he struck her
violently. The fair Annie, being of very sensi-
tive feelings, never recovered the shock, but
pined away and died. During her last moments,
she entreated to be turned towards the tower of
Fyvie Castle, where her favoured lover was
usually to be seen blowing his trumpet ; and after
his decease, the generous Laird of Fyvie himself
erected a leaden image of his more successful
rival, which is now conspicuously to be seen
blowing his trumpet towards the mill of Tifty,
and thus commemorating that melancholy tra-
gedy. The old ballad is extremely interesting.
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and several of the verses show off the aristocra
tic lover to immense advantage.
" Her father struck her wondrous sore,
As also did her mother ;
Her sisters always did her scorn ;
But woe be to her brother.
Lord Fyvie he did wring his hands,
Said, ' Alas ! for Tif tie's Annie,'
The fairest flow'r's cut down by love.
That e'er sprung up in Fyvie.
woe betide Mill o' Tiftie's pride.
He might have let them marry ;
1 should have giv'n them both to live
Into the lands of Fyvie.
Ye parents grave, who children have.
In crushing them be canny,
Lest when too late you do repent, —
Remember Tiftie's Annie."
In the same churchyard we saw a beautifully
sculptured monument to the Honourable General
Gordon, representing a phoenix rising out of the
flames, which might have been considered a fine
Christian emblem, but I was disappointed to ob-
serve only an inscription from Ovid in Latin.
Our sympathy with the dead is only perpetuated
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when we find a record of that Christian faith and
hope, which must ultimately bring all who really
felt it, into one happy and everlasting home, but
a heathen poem, beautiful as it may be, speaks
of nothing beyond the grave, and is, therefore,
unsuitable on a tomb-stone, that solemn me-
mento, closing over all the earthly concerns of a
mortal being, and intimating, whether in the
language of Scx'ipture or not, that his spirit has
been summoned into the awful presence of our
eternal Creator.
Next morning we laid siege to Fyvie Castle,
which looks like the Methusalem of old houses,
and ought to be placed in the Antiquarian Mu-
seum. The gate is a perfect cluster of steeples,
and the same pointed towers adorn the edifice
itself, each surmounted on its lofty pinnacle by
fantastic leaden figures, placed in every variety
of attitude. They give it somewhat the look of
a magician''s enchanted dwelling, where the pri-
soners have been turned into stone, and I sup-
pose any daring knight who can blow a blast on
the trumpet of Tifty's Annie's lover, will see the
whole crumble into powder.
Large as this magnificent old castle is, a per-
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n
feet romance in stone and mortar, the more
ancient half was taken down some years ago,
having become ruinous, and threatening a down-
fall. The entrance, through a wall nine feet
thick, is defended by an outside door, studded
with massy knobs of iron, and within that
powerful defence stands a cross-barred gate of
singular construction, so complicated in work-
manship, that the neighbouring blacksmith con-
fessed he could not divine how it was manufac-
tured. We hazarded about six guesses, which
were all proved to be wrong ; and as no one
living is in the secret, I " gave it up !" In the
lower part of the south-western tower, there is
said to be an arched room which, having neither
door nor window, is totally inaccessible ; but
under such circumstances there can only be a
conjectural knowledge of its existence at all.
What was formerly the prison at Fyvie
Castle is now metamorphosed into the wine
cellar, where people must be locked out, instead
of being locked in. We were not, of course,
made free of the cellar, but I became greatly
interested in seeing the fire-proof charter-room,
quite an appalling dungeon, entirely lined with
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iron. A second closet within was exhibited,
the iron dooi- of which requires the strength of
two persons to open ; and when the housekeeper
desired me to walk in, I thought, with a shud-
der, of " The iron shroud," and of " The misle-
toe bough." If ever I am afflicted with a night-
mare, I shall certainly fancy myself shut up by
a spring-lock in that old dungeon at Fyvie
Castle ! Our cicerone observed, with some
humour, in allusion to a certain very recent
robbery, " This is a safer place than the bank
at Aberdeen !"
In all ray experience of housekeepers, which
has not been small, I never met with one so
shrewd and intelligent as the lady in waiting
here. The Aberdeenshire people are noted in
Scotland for being alarmingly clever, very much
as the Yorkshiremen are in England, therefore,
I supposed at first, that our mistress of the
ceremonies might be considered, perhaps, at the
ordinary average of Aberdeen talent ; but we
were afterwards told, that her case is peculiar,
even in that neighbourhood. If ever we hurried
past anything worthy of notice, she eagerly
summoned us back, repeatedly begged me to bo
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1
more at leisure, and when I admired a quantity
of beautiful coloured silk embroidery, adorned
with flowers, which actually beat nature out and
out, done by the Countess of Aberdeen, remark-
ing, at the same time, that ladies were scarcely
so industrious in the present day, she complai-
sently replied, that " ladies now have many
better occupations."
When our visit drew towards a close,
the good woman insisted beyond measure,
that we should accept a glass of wine ! a
flight of fancy quite beyond the imagination
of any ordinary housekeeper ; and though we
positively declined the offer, yet I very gladly
availed myself of a pressing invitation to inspect
her own room. Here the walls were hung
round with a perfect General Assembly of
clergymen, as large as life, dressed in their full
canonicals, and positively you have often paid
your shilling for seeing a worse exhibition. It
was pleasing to behold so numerous a collection
of Scottish worthies, though in general I admire
the principle expressed by a Swiss clergyman,
who declined sitting for his portrait, even at the
earnest request of an attached congregation, on
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the ground of that text, " We preach not our-
selves, but Jesus Christ the Lord."'"' Owing to
the affectionate partiahty of many parishioners,
we see in almost every exhibition of pictures a
large proportion of clergymen, — then follows
the advertisement of a print, price L.l,ls. — ■
and some years afterwards appears a posthu-
mous memoir and frontispiece, edited by the
son or nephew, who feels called upon to publish
a " private diary," professedly intended for no
eye but those of the writer and his own children.
It is a great pity that persons who write such
very confidential documents never seem to hit
on the only sure plan of keeping them private,
which can be very easily accomplished by the
application of a taper, or by a short cut into
the fire-place. Nothing should be more avoided,
by those who profess Christian integrity, than
to record thoughts and actions, under pretext
that they shall remain unseen and unknown,
when all the time a consciousness is felt, that
the whole world shall hereafter be invited to
peep over the author's shoulder, and read what
has been said. The first attempt we find in
the line of public privacy, was made by Horace
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Walpole, in his entertaining letters, and since
his time, those who stood the very highest for
talent, and even for piety, have not disdained to
wear the same flimsy veil, avoiding the respon-
sibility of their own act, by throwing the blame
upon survivors, and, as Dr. Johnson said, leaving
a loaded gun behind them, which they have the
inclination but not the courage to fire.
The broad fine staircase at Fyvie Castle is
considered quite unique, and might be a study
for any architect. It is ornamented with armo-
rial bearings, and built in a succession of lofty
arches, all placed at right angles, each flight
of steps forming an arch over the flight beneath,
so that we seemed to be ascending a pyramid
of tunnels, caves, or bridges, all carved in nearly
soHd stone. The effect is most singular.
It has been unhandsomely alleged, that tar-
tan was first invented by the poor of Scotland,
who could find nothing but rags of various
colours to clothe themselves in ; and it has also
been conjectured, that a clan-tartan is like a
coat of arms, different colours being peculiar to
different families, so that those who were allied
to the Stuarts adopted a stripe of red, and
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when they intermarried with the Bruces, a stripe
of black was added; but all these assertions
seem fabulous. Tartan is not supposed to be a
very ancient manufacture, as none is to be seen on
the oldest pictures. The Gordon plaid is one of
thchandsomest, and makes admirable furniture in
some of the rooms here, enlivened by the family
badge of a thistle on every chair. I like heraldic
furniture, with as many coronets, crests, and
([uarterings as can be reasonably introduced,
and quite admired the King of Wirtemberg for
mounting regal crowns on his birds' cages.
Every genuine Highland clan wears some
peculiar plant as a badge of distinction ; and
you should always see the Macdonalds, on state
occasions, mount a sprig of heather, the Mac-
gregors carrying the pine, the Grahams and
Gordons with a thistle, the Sinclairs living
upon clover, and the Buchanans still armed
with a birch rod, which they adopted, I suppose,
in commemoration of King James"* tutor.
Fyvie Castle changed proprietors frequently in
former days. Originally the property of Sir
Henry Preston, one of the many lowlanders
\\hom Robert Bruce transplanted to this neigh-
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bourliood, it afterwards escaped to the Meldrum
family, and then settled for some time in posses-
sion of the Chancellor, Earl of Dunfermline,
whose arms are sculptured on the Castle in every
direction, inside and out, with full length inscrip-
tions to commemorate his reign. This estate
was finally purchased by the present proprietor''s
grandfather, Lord Aberdeen, when he married
for his second wife the Duke of Gordon's daugh-
ter, and the property was given to her eldest
son. General Gordon, whose portrait we greatly
admired, being one of the best visible in this
house, or perhaps in any other. The frame is
hung round with the standards of his regiment,
festooned in loose draperies, which add greatly
to the effect of his handsome uniform, and fine
military aspect. He is equipped in full High-
land garb, his plaid streaming in the wind, his
cap raised in his hand, and his broad-sword ex-
tended in the air. Nothing can be more spirited
and striking ! This fine picture seems meant to
illustrate the family motto, " Follow Fortune."
The General has evidently kicked down the Coli-
seum in passing, for it lies in ruins behind
him, and he is rapidly ascending over broken
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pillars, cornices, and columns, to where Fortune
sits aloft, ready to crown him with her choicest
gifts, among which we must acknowledge, that
Fyvie Castle was not the least !
You would be in ecstacies with the park, varied
by a river, a lake, a forest of noble trees, and
flocks of sheep, which seem to understand the
picturesque, they scatter themselves so judicious-
ly over the sloping banks, and, in short, the only
fault that can be invented for this never-to-be-
enough-admired place is, its being so outrageous-
ly difficult to reach.
During our journey from Fyvie to Aberdeen,
we saw several stony fields, most of which have
now been improved into fertility, at a vast ex-
penditure of labour, while others being perfectly
paved across, no labour could improve. You
might fancy in some parts of this country, that
it rained stones instead of water ! and towards
the west, where rocks abound most, the super-
fluous stones are swallowed up in what is called
an " Aberdeenshire dyke,"" built about six feet
high, and twenty or thirty feet broad, fit for a
waggon to be driven on, and looking as if mate-
314 ABERDEEN.
rials had been collected for erecting a village.
The operation of extracting these rocks from
the ground, is like drawing teeth out of their
sockets, but after inflicting so painful a process,
the agriculturist must have more than common
pleasure, in seeing the best entertainment for
man and horse, turnips, wheat, oats, and bar-
ley, all flourishing around him.
In Aberdeenshire, the enthusiasm lasted longer
than in any other county for Charles Edward's
family. The gardener at Lord Saltoun's proved
so staunch to the cause, that when some officers
on the Protestant side were visiting his master,
a bet was laid that nothing could induce him to
drink King George's health. Accordingly he
was sent for, and the senior captain making
him a handsome present, said he had heard
much of his high character, and proposed that
they should unite ' in pledging a bumper to
King George's health. The sturdy Jacobite
raised his glass and drank it off", saying em-
phatically, " Here's to our rightfu' and lawfu'
King !" The Captain started up in a rage,
saying, " Why, you rascal ! that's not King
ABERDEEN. 315
George V To which the other slyly replied,
with a nod, " Fm vera muckle o' your way o'
thinking, Sir !"
Dr. Johnson remarks, " it seems like frivo-
lous ostentation to write a solemn geographi-
cal description of any city in our own island, as
if we had been cast on some newly discovered
coast." Here we are now at Aberdeen, the
Oxford of Scotland, where, during many centu-
ries past, whenever strangers pre-eminent for
rank or learning arrived, the magistrates called
in procession, and presented them with a bum-
per of wine in the ancient and illustrious " Cup
of Bon Accord," but either the custom is now
discontinued, or they have not yet heard of our
arrival ! ! This town is equally celebrated for
its haddocks and its professors, both being
incomparably excellent in their line, and hav-
ing long enjoyed great and deserved popula-
rity. Diplomas are not given so promiscuous-
ly here as formerly ; but I once knew three Eng-
lish schoolmasters who had been created doctors
at Aberdeen; and Dr. Johnson said of one Scotch
university, that it had got rich " by Degrees."
My late father, who, besides receiving diplomas
316 ABERDEEN.
from twenty-five foreign societies, was member
of almost every literary and scientific institution
at home, once received a humorous letter from
his old cotemporary. Sir Adam Fergusson, di-
rected to him as usual, and then followed,
" A.M.— F.R.S.— TUVWXYZ."
In the college here may be seen the most ter-
rifying portraits of our 106 Scottish monarchs,
from a period cotemporary with the time of
Abraham, to the present day, the whole suc-
cession being painted, I believe, by one artist,
who should have been hung instead of his pic-
tures.
Mackray's hotel would be a perfect paragon
of comfort, were it not for a set of noisy tra-
vellers recently arrived, who never tire of ring-
ing the bells, so we have a merry peal from mor-
ning till night, and all night besides. Those
who are least accustomed to have servants at
command, become most arbitrary at an inn, and
like to agitate the waiters, who are flying about
the house like lamplighters to-night, and have
burst into our quiet room several times by mis-
take in the hurry of hearing so many conflicting
hcAh. You have not probably forgotten the old
ABERDEEN. 317
housekeeper who used to tell us formerly, that
she had saved money all her life in order to be
a lady for one week, and the chief part of her
projected dignity seemed to consist in arriving
at a hotel, dressed in a silk gown, and in ringing
for the waiters as often as she pleased! I have
never since observed people particularly severe
on the bell-ropes, without thinking that they
must have as short an allowance of consequence
and authority.
Being informed on Sunday, that Bishop Skin-
ner intended to preach at the Episcopal Chapel,
I went to hear him, but was shocked on enter-
ing, to behold, near the door, a fine full-length
monumental statue in white marble, by Flaxman,
bearing the solemn inscription, " Sacred to the
Memory of Bishop Skinner!" I stood petrified
with astonishment at this very sudden catastro-
phe ! How could it have escaped the waiters,
who had all combined in assuring me he was to
preach! Not many minutes afterwards, how-
ever, a clergyman, exactly resembling the marble
image, stood face to face before it, gravely tak-
ing his station in the reading-desk, and commen-
ced divine service, but it was not till the whole
318 ABERDEEN.
had been concluded that the mystery was cleared
up. I then ascertained, that the episcopal dig-
nity has continued hereditary in the same family
for two generations, and that the venerable fa-
ther of the present Bishop is commemorated by
this monument. The surprise was as great to
me, but not quite so unpleasant, as that of a
gentleman who lately observed a beautiful ma-
caw sitting so immoveably on a pole, that, never
doubting the bird was stuffed, he walked close
up, to examine the plumage, and only discovered
his mistake, when it seized him by the nose.
Aberdeen has always testified peculiar par-
tiality for the Episcopalian church, and the inha-
bitants have recently erected a very handsome
chapel, which cost L.6000, with a painted glass
window, copied from Carlo Dolci's picture of
our Saviour blessing the sacred symbols. In
the Rev. Edward Ramsay's very interesting ser-
mon on behalf of th6 Scottish Episcopal Church
Society, we find a picture drawn of clerical po-
verty and privation, not to be imagined or be-
lieved without such testimony as he brings. One
clergyman in the north derives at present, from
two congregations, an income of only L,.30, an-
ABERDEEN. 319
other receives only L.20 per annum, a third an-
nounces his professional income to be L.2, an-
other had a living, if it could be called a living,
of L.12, and the last I shall mention was starv-
ing on L.6!! Some of these worthy divines
have congregations sufficiently wealthy, but I
have generally observed, that the two professions
to which we owe the deepest obligations are
those that people feel most unwilling to remu-
nerate, the doctor and the clergyman.
In one church at Aberdeen, we heard the
most distorted attempt at English ever pro-
mulgated from a pulpit. It was very little
easier to understand than if the preacher had
been speaking on the plan recommended by an
Irishman to a Highlander who addressed him
in Gaelic, " Can't you turn your tongue the
other way, and spake English !" Not a single
vowel got fair play on this occasion, for Scotch-
men who wish to be peculiarly correct, generally
omit them entirely; and the prepositions, which
puzzle our northern grammarians more than can
be conceived, were all on duty in the wrong place.
If public speakers would only deal in plain, ho-
nest, broad Scotch, as the late Lord Melville
320 ABERDEEN.
used to do, it becomes perfectly comprehensible
even to a cockney, but the distorted dialects
people invent for themselves to conceal a pro-
vincial accent, become, to most listeners, quite
an unknown tongue.
Several streets in the venerable town of Aber-
deen are exceedingly handsome, but being built
of granite so very hard, that iron instruments
are frequently broken in attempting to work it,
the buildings are almost entirely without orna-
ment, in what architects would probably term
" a severe style." No trimmings are to be seen
around the windows, which look as if they were
merely patched on the surface of a bare wall, —
no decorations or porticos over the doors, but
high, naked-looking piles of stone arise on every
side, of a cold blue-ish white, which it chills one
to look at. How different from the rich warm
tint, like oiseau de paradis, on the free-stone of
Elgin ; yet certainly Union Street is undeniably
magnificent, and the bridge of a single arch
stupendous.
The late M.P.for this county, Mr. Fergusson
of Pitfour, used to give the result of his Par-
liamentary experience in these words, which
DUNOTTAR CASTLE. 321
would astonish statesmen of the present day,
who are all, we hope, so very different — " I have
" represented Aberdeenshire for half a century,
" during which, I never was present at a debate
*' I could avoid, nor absent from a division I
" could get to. I have heard many speeches
" that convinced my judgment, but none that
" ever influenced my vote. I once, and only
" once, voted on my own opinion, but that was
" the most erroneous vote I ever gave. He
" who would be easy in Parliament, must al-
" ways support administration, but never take
" ofiice."
Fourteen miles south of Aberdeen may be
found the picturesque and extensive ruin of
Dunottar Castle, seat of the Keiths, Earls
Marischal of Scotland, whose origin is so lost in
antiquity, that they are conjectured to have
been Princes of the Oatti in Germany, before
the Bourbon or Austrian dynasties were heard
of. The catastrophe of 1715 caused this ancient
title to be forfeited ; but the last Earl nobly
represented his long line of ancestry, for he be-
came the chosen and distinguished friend of
Frederick the Great, and his brother, Marshal
322 DUNOTTAR CASTLE.
Keith, need only be named, to recall the most
chivalrous recollections of bravery and general-
ship. The Empress of Russia presented him
with a sword valued at L.1500, as a small testi-
mony of her esteem, and after a life of warlike
achievements, he died victoriously on the field of
battle. These were two of the most distin-
guished brothers Scotland ever produced. The
site of Dunottar Castle is in the ocean, perched
on a high peninsula, nearly the whole of which
is covered by the walls, which surround a spa-
cious court.
A gentleman once remarked of a dull visitor,
" what a pity he is not ill-natured, as that
would be an excuse for turning him out of the
room ;" and you may probably begin to think,
if this rather dry letter goes on much longer,
that, spiced with a little peevishness, it might
be quite fit for the fire ; so leaving you to make
the best of it, as you always do of everything, I
remain — at Aberdeen, as much as any where
else— your affectionate cousin.
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CASTLE FRASER.
Lady Percy. " What is it carries you away ?"
Hotspur, " Why ! a horse, madam, a horse."
My dear Cousin, — It occurs to me at this
moment, as being curious, in how many diiferent
things people can be identified. When present
by their features, when absent by their voices,
and even, when out of both sight and hearing,
by their handwriting. All are so peculiar to
the individual, that I begin to think the collect-
ing of autographs a perfectly respectable pursuit,
as they certainly give some insight into charac-
ter ; therefore, next time you write to me, take
your best pen, in case of appearing in my
album. I suppose the Duke of Wellington and
O'Connell never accept an invitation to dinner.
324 CASTLE FRASER.
or are sorry that a previous engagement pre-
vents them, without imminent danger of their
being afterwards carefully embalmed on a folio
sheet of paper, beside specimens of scribbling
from Grace Darling, Joseph Hume, Dr. Chalmers,
Lady Blessington, Lockhart, Wilson, Captain
Hall, Hannah More, Wilberforce, Mrs. Couch,
and the whole Bench of Bishops !
I never could have guessed half th^ annoy-
ance endured in society by the race of lions,
unless I had happened often to see Sir Walter
Scott suffering under it, who would frequently
have been thankful to put on a domino, or
to adopt invisibility, as every body pricked for-
ward their ears if he merely asked what o'' clock
it was, and ceased to breathe when he made a
remark on the weather.
After leaving Aberdeen, we proceeded, in our
usual touch-and-go style of travelling, through
the charming valley of Strathdon, to inspect a
large assortment of castles, new, old, and middle-
aged, which embellish the rivers Dee and Don,
two rival streams, the comparative merits of
which are keenly disputed by lovers of the pic-
turesque ; and as I actually do not claim to be
CASTLE FRASER. 325
a perfectly infallible judge on these subjects,
you shall have the impartial verdict of a poet,
who thinks he has settled the point by an elegant
couplet :
" One foot of Don's worth two of Dee,
" Except it be for fisli and tree."
Among the best remaining specimens of
old Scottish fortresses, we admired none more
than CAiStle Fraser, which seems in perfect pre-
servation, with a curious old French court be-
hind, and possessing a noble round tower, nearly
a hundred feet high, quite a model of ancient
architecture, being surrounded by handsome
balusti'ades, and defended by stone cannon. I
had unluckily obtained false information re-
specting this place, being assured that no access
could possibly be obtained to see it, and an
exaggerated representation was drawn, of its
having been fortified inaccessibly against the
intrusion of idle curiosity. I merely ventured,
therefore, to station our carriage as a eorps de
reserve at the gate, and with A for an
advanced guard, stole upon tip-toe along the
approach, concealed myself in an ambuscade
behind a large plane tree, and from thence took
326 CASTLE FRASER.
a hasty survey of the premises. After having
counted the windows, estimated the height of
the towers, guessed the thickness of the walls,
admired the curious gable-headed windows,
wondered at the number of projecting little
turrets, . and ascertained for certain, that the
castle is a very great deal larger at the top
than at the foundation, my curiosity having
been rather increased than satiated, I took
courage, and asked a servant boy in livery, who
was passing towards the castle, whether we
could possibly see the house, but he appeared
panic-struck at the sight of strangers, stared as
if we had been apparitions, and suddenly ab-
sconded at full speed ! A was amused
beyond measure, but this catastrophe complete-
ly intimidated me, and I slowly retreated in
good order, almost expecting the cannons to
fire upon us.
The country round this neighbourhood exhi-
bits infallible symptoms of resident proprie-
tors, the fields being all thoroughly drained,
hedged, planted, cultivated, and presenting a
general aspect of prosperity. Our drive was
delicious, till we reached the splendid modern,
CASTLE FRASER. 327
spic-and-span-new castle recently built by Mr.
Gordon of Cluny. It is still quite damp from
the press, and will not be habitable for some
months. The plan is designed by a young un-
professional artist, who, wonderful to relate,
omitted neither door, window, nor stair-case,
and has been altogether so successful, that he
deserves three rounds of applause. The granite
is so very hard, that it would almost need to be
cut with a diamond, but after years of laborious
chiselling, a magnificent front of exquisite masonry
has been completed, though, I daresay, to calcu-
late the expense might puzzle Cocker himself.
I must now give you a " graphic sketch,"
painted expressly for the occasion, of this ex-
tensive building. The style is veiy peculiar,
and must belong, 1 should guess, to no parti-
cular order, and to the class specio-cissima. A
high circular tower at one end, four stories
high, is surmounted by a square ditto three
stories higher, which seems to have grown out
of the other, and which is curiously flanked at
the summit by a pointed turret, stuck on appa-
rently by accident. This lofty pile is a grand
extravaganza in stone, reaching nearer the
328 MONYMUSK.
moon than any modern tower I know, while the
main body of this edifice abounds in cheerful,
airy, well-proportioned rooms. The castle wants
nothing now but good fires, furniture, and in-
habitants.
The park displays abundance of grass, and is
embellished with middle-aged trees, but has not
a drop of water to show in the whole landscape,
— not so much as a canal or a horse pond. Some
of the ground lies so flat, as almost to defy
draining, and after great expense incurred to
improve the soil, Johnston the drainer was
brought to inspect it, and questioned whether
the ground did not now look " rather parkish ?"
to which he dryly answered, " No ! it is rather
lakish."
Next in this world of ancient feudal castles,
we passed the snug, tidy, quaint-looking old place
of Monymusk, better situated than most of the
others, near the Don. Not far off^, we admired
the solemnly pleasing shades of a fine forest,
rather whimsically named Paradise. The pro-
prietor of this little fortress unfortunately took
the key in his pocket, when he went to the Con-
tinent, so on our inquiring whether it might be
MONYMUSK. 329
seen, a maid, who was sitting with closed doors,
showed her profile through a small crevice, and
gave us warning to quit. You see, therefore,
the proverb is not always true, " Chateau qui
parle, et/emme qui ecotite, va se rendre V
The little village of Monymusk is quite a
model of neatness, built in the form of a large
square, with a grass common in the middle, en-
closed by a fence of rough stakes, and by a luxu-
riant inner hedge of thorn. Here many of the
villagers were strolling about with a look of
cheerful indolent leisure, as if they had worked
enough for the day, and felt entitled now to be
happy. Nearly all the common people in Scot-
land walk with their hands in their pockets, —
l}etter certainly than in any other person's — but
it gives them an anxious forlorn appearance, as
if in chase of their last shilling.
The Priory here has been handsome, and still
preserves some remains of grandeur, though six
hundred years old. The ancient Saxon arches at
each end are entire, and look as if they might
last six hundred years more ; or perhaps as long
as the earth continues spinning on her axle.
The small inn-parlour at Monymusk is deco-
330 CASTLE FORBES.
rated with a little fancy print which, though the
subject be melancholy, might make the gravest
person smile. It represents Prince Leopold and
Britannia mourning at the tomb of Princess
Charlotte — he, appropriately costumed in a flow-
ing black tragedy-cloak, the very image of a
second-rate actor, and she, weeping in a rose-
coloured dress, yellow body, and pink feathers,
over an urn, very like the glass globe in an apo-
thecary's shop, or as if she were in the last ago-
nies of sea-sickness. The very lion at her feet
seems wiping his eyes with his paw, looking more
like a lion in distress than anything I ever wit-
nessed before.
We passed Pitfichy, a ruin which belonged
to the family of the well known General Hurry,
of the Parliamentary army, and Tillyfour, which
was, I hope, in better repair when Queen Mary
inhabited it for one night only, and by particu-
lar desire. Our carriage wheels then turned
themselves towards Castle Forbes, belonging to
the premier Baron of Scotland. This is a finely
situated modern house, exhibiting, of course, a
majestic round tower, which is quite the newest
fashion in building. The opposite tower is square.
KILDRUMMY CASTLE. 331
Formal and regular plans are now quite out, and
everything in the free-and-easy style of archi-
tecture, with as few of the windows, doors, or
turrets to match as possible. We admired this
place exceedingly, and the Castle has a beautiful
effect in the distance, peeping out through a
mass of wood, about half-way up the bank, as if
it had stopped in ascending, to take a look of
the country, and remained stationary to admire
it for ever. No wonder ! The Don flows grace-
fully through a gay panorama of plantations,
castles, farms, and distant hills, a correct inven-
tory of which would fill the rest of my paper.
You must one day visit the seven tall towers
of Kildrummy Castle, formerly considered im-
pregnable, but which a sparrow now may take
possession of. They were built by St. Gilbert,
in the twelfth century, and all enterprising tour-
ists should positively make a digression off" the
road, to ascend the dark ghosty-looking stairs,
and to fight many battles over again on the
spot which once steeped those walls in the blood
of heroes. Every stone has had its adventures ;
but Kildrummy Castle was finally betrayed to
the English army by a blacksmith, bribed to this
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KILDEUMMY CASTLE.
treachery with the promise of as much gold as
he could carry. In pursuance of his engage-
ment, he threw a red hot bar into the hayloft,
which set the Castle on fire, and during the con-
sequent confusion, it was taken, but the merce-
nary traitor suffered a frightful punishment from
his own recent allies, who, detesting his crime,
kept their promise in a literal sense, by pouring
melted gold down his throat ! Our old Scotch
proverb truly says, " better a little fire that
w'arms, than mickle that burns,"
I am now about to adopt a grand historical
tone, and to tell you a little more, for even if you
know my tale already, yet, like Sir Christopher
Hutton in the Critic, you will be the better of
hearing it all over again.
Kildruraray Castle, formerly the chief seat of
the powerful Earls of Mar, always distinguished
itself greatly in Scottish history. When Robert
Bruce first asserted his claims to the crown, and
met with reverses, he lodged his Queen and
daughter here, under charge of his brother Sir
Niel. Being threatened with a siege, the ladies
fled to a sanctuary, where they were betrayed by
the Earl of Ross ; and after a brave defence for
KILDRUMMY CASTLE. 333
some time, they were only captured through the
treachery of Osburn, an EngHshman, who blew
up the powder magazine. Thus the ladies had
only saved themselves from Scylla, and plunged
into Charybdis, or, to use a vulgar phrase, they
were " out of the frying-pan into the fire." By
the way, Hume or Alison would blot such an
expression out of their pages, and 1 wish at pre-
sent to be quite upon their model, so try to for-
get it.
Kildrummy Castle was again beleaguered in
1335, when the misfortunes of David Bruce had
left this kingdom, during' three years, in the
liands of Edward Baliol and his partizans. It
held out bravely against the Earl of Athol, who
being surprised by a very inferior force, and kill-
ed, in the forest of Kilblain, the tide of fortune
turned, and swept away the whole English party
from the entire kingdom of Scotland, which now,
as on all occasions, proved unconquerable.
The third siege in 1404 is quite romantic,
when it was assailed by a band of robbers, com-
manded by Alexander Stewart, natural son of
that notorious character, infamous in our Scot-
tish annals, " The Wolf of Badenoch,'' whose
334 KILDRUMMY CASTLE.
real title was Earl of Buclian, being third son of
King Robert the Second. Though he burned
and robbed Elgin Cathedral, ill treated his wife,
a Countess in her own right, and distinguished
himself by every species of atrocity, yet on his
tomb-stone in Dunkeld Cathedral, we find him
complaisantly stated to be " of good memory !"
How different will be the record kept on earth,
from that which shall be heard at an eternal tri-
bunal !
The adventurous young freebooter and his gang
attacked Kildrummy Castle when it was occupied
by the hereditary Countess of Mar in her own
right, then a widow. He stormed it, gained
possession, made a mockery of delivering up the
keys and papers into her own hand at the gate,
and finally obliged her to declare that she
voluntarily took him as her husband, for better
or worse, — indeed he could hardly be worse.
The successful adventurer now styled himself
Earl of Mar, and became, as times go, quite a
respectable man ! He was ambassador " ex-
traordinary !"" to England, fought in a tourna-
ment with the Earl of Kent, commanded a
Scottish array against the Lord of the Isles at
CRAIGIEVAR CASTLE. 335
Harlow, was generalissimo to the Duke of Bur-
gundy in support of the Bishop of Liege, and
retaining the Earldom, though his wife died
without children, he finally married Lady Duffyl
an heiress in Brabant.
We caught, in passing, a distant glimpse of
Craigievar, a singular old Oastle, the lower-half
being a plain square tower entirely without or-
nament, and so narrow, you might suppose it
had worn a strait-waistcoat, but above it juts
out on all sides, in a strange, any-how-fashion,
with little gable-ends, little turrets, and little
windows, as if a whole village had scrambled
up and clustered on the roof. Supreme above
all, waved a large showy banner, which the post-
lioy with an approving nod, pointed out, inform-
ing me it was " A Reform flag, and had never
been taken down since the passing of the bill !"
The ancestor of this family obtained his baronet-
age from King Charles, against whom he soon
afterwards took arms. In an old ballad of those
times, describing the death of " Bonny John
Seton, a baron bold,'' in memory of whom the
family still bear on their shield a heart dropping
33(
lAIGIEVAR CASTLfi.
blood, we find these lines, showing what mixed
motives often dictate extreme measures :
" Oh, spoil him, spoil him ! cried Craigievar,
Him spoiled let me see ; •
For on my word, said Craigievar,
He bore no good will to me."
If you have a laudable curiosity to see Mac-
beth's cairn, he was decidedly killed near this,
at Lumphanan, three miles beyond Kincardine
O'Neil, and though most of the monumental
pile was pilfered formerly to build cow-sheds
and pig styes, yet enough still remains to iden-
tify the spot.
As Shakespeare says, " the property of rain
is to wet ;"" so, as we were treated in the evening
to a mixture of showers and wind, with a few
scruples of Scotch mist, we first attempted a
stoppage at the Bridge of Alford, but finding
only a curtainless, carpetless, dingy apartment,
pre-occupied by sportsmen for fishing, we merely
snatched a chop, looked for the field where the
battle of Alford was fought, and where Lord
Huntly's eldest son was killed, and then pro-
ceeded, by the beautiful banks of the Don, to
CRAIGIEVAR. 337
this little perfection of a Highland farm-inn at
Kincardine O'Neil, kept by a cordial, hearty,
old landlady, who would have served me up
three courses at tea, if I had not barricadoed
the table against anything more. After bring-
ing up six kinds of tea-bread, eggs, and marma-
lade, she made a desperate attempt to force a
dish of chops or chickens upon us, but I would
not hear of so much as a biscuit being added to
the liberal entertainment, having adopted the
opinion of an old gentleman, who remarked, that
supper is " an insult to dinner, and an injury to
breakfast."
The landlady presented me next morning with
a beautiful bouquet, containing all the best
flowers in her garden, and though none were
exotics, the good old native wall-flowers and
thyme, with their fragrant perfume, come back
like the familiar friends of by-gone days, and
revive many " thoughts too deep for tears."
Who does not remember the period when one
little enclosure, frilled round with box- wood and
flaunting with sun-flowers and daffodils, gave
him more real joy than the gardens at Kew could
<\o now if he had them ; and as the simpler we
338 CRAIGIEVAR.
can keep our tastes, the more easy they are of
indulgence, I would not exchange my partiality
to honeysuckles, violets, and roses, for all the
scentless rarities that ever adorned a green-
house, directing their attractions to the eye and
not to the heart.
It was in honour of our good old landlady,
Mrs. Gordon, that these very beautiful lines
were penned, containing an eloquent and deserv-
ed panegyric, written with so much taste and
feeling, that we have scarcely yet decided whe-
ther the style resembles most that of Moore or
Mrs. Hemans.
Of all the hostleries so fair,
Built for the traveller's dwelling,
On Dee-side, far beyond connpare,
Kincardine is excelling.
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LOCH-NA-GAR.
Years have roll'd on, Loch-na-gar, since I left you !
Years must elapse ere I tread you again,
Nature of verdure and flow'rs has bereft you.
Yet still are you dearer than Albion's plain.
England ! thy beauties are tame and domestic.
To one who has rov'd on the mountains afar !
Oh ! for the crags that are wild and majestic,
The steep frowning glories of dark Loch-na-gar.
Byron.
My dear Cousin, — -Here we are, in the scene
of Lord Byron's early days, where, before
" splendour had rais'd, but embittered his lot,"
he joyously ran over the lofty hills, without his
hat, and where, again to use his own expression,
he " clasp'd the mountain in his mind's em-
brace," a stretch of imagination certainly ! Near
the snow-covered summit of Morven, he imbibed
340 LOCH-NA-GAR.
a taste for those cloud-capped mountains, thun-
dering torrents, and pathless forests, which owe
their subsequent celebrity to his pen, and you
could not wonder here that Byron became a
poet, but would be apt rather to wonder that
every one is not.
We drove to-day through moors purple with
heather, and sprinkled with birch, the pyramids
of hills growing bolder as we advanced, and the
beautiful Dee dancing beside us most of the time,
while a magnificent confusion of mountains
hemmed us in on every side, rock above rock,
and one precipice looking over the head of ano-
ther, in endless succession, some as bare as a
turnpike road, and others crowded with trees
to their highest pinnacles. Here we gained a
momentary glimpse of Aboyne Castle, covered
with a sheet of white-wash, a fine feudal- looking
edifice, embosomed in fir trees, and rather shy
of showing itself.
The inn at Ballater is charmingly situated at
one end of a bridge, with the swiftly flowing
river rushing along at the extremity of a neat
little flower garden. This was quite a place to
spend the summer at, instead of merely chang-
LOCH-NA-GAR. 341
ing horses as we did. Here the sole, engrossing
business of everybody's life seemed to be trout-
fishing, and I pity every gentleman not fond of
that fascinating sport, which becomes often an in-
exhaustible resource to the half-pay woi'ld, many
of whom occupy their whole mornings in angling,
and their evenings in dressing hooks. I like to
see a hat like some we passed to-day, stuck
over, inside and out, with flies, as if a bee-hive
had swarmed on it. Many ladies in the High-
lands wield the rod, though rather perhaps out
of their element on such an occasion. I was
amused to hear of a chieftain, accustomed
only to angling, who arrived in a hunting coun-
try, where a kind neighbour, finding he had
never before seen this sort of sport, gave him
a mount on a spirited steed, which, of course,
ran off with him, but as he flew past his friend
at full career, vainly trying to hold in the reins,
he was heard to exclaim, with a true Highland
drawl, " I like fishing much better !"
I receive daily lessons against indulging an
excessive partiality to open carriages, but it
seems quite incurable. We discovered a most
enticing little britchska to be hired at Ballater,
342 LOCH-NA-GAR.
and, congratulating myself on such a piece of
good fortune, I took possession, and proceeded
the first three miles of our beautiful journey in
the most unalloyed state of enjoyment, but
gradually the mist hung in festoons almost
down to the road, and at last came such a burst
of rain that travellers must have been drenched
before they could raise an umbrella. In this
bold, romantic scene, it became most tantalizing
not to know a cloud from a hill, but they must,
indeed, at all times be near neighbours on very
intimate terms.
Besides the grey precipices, hoarse waterfalls,
towering hills, and inconceivable profusion of
birch and fir trees, this noble scene displays
another beauty which you would scarcely anti-
cipate, being quite the kingdom of wild roses.
We saw thousands by the road side, — a perfect
army of red and white roses drawn up in battle
array, and scattered all around in dazzling
abundance. You perhaps fancy, I mean mere
hedges, but there were wild uncultivated fields
of them, giving so flushed and full-dressed an
aspect to the landscape, that the road seemed
ornamented for a gala, and several branches
LOCH-NA-GAR. 343
hail straggled so far across our path that I could
almost have plucked them as we drove along.
If you wish to know how a dress of green velvet
and roses would look, nature certainly wears
one here. As Bishop Home remarked of a Chris-
tian's afflictions, " every thorn is accompanied by
a flower !" Sometimes while contrasting the sim-
ple delight of living in a scene like this with the
artificial enjoyments of a town career, I have
thought the difference might be aptly illustrated
by comparing the feelings of a wearied, haggard,
and worn-out votary of dissipation, with faded
looks and exhausted spirits, hurrying home from
a ball-room at the dawn of day, and meeting
the joyous school-boys and market girls, fresh
from their country homes, with buoyant spirits
and unimpaired health, untarnished by the heat,
glare, and dust which have accompanied unna-
tural excitement. It is astonishing how many
prefer gas light to sunshine itself, which, like
the light of religion, cheers every moment of
joy, interfering with no pleasure that deserves
the name, and least of all with our interest and
delight in contemplating the works of creation
and providence.
344 ABERGELDIE CASTLE.
Abergeldie Castle, which we passed, is a tall
white house, like a spectre among the dark
mountains, quite romantically beautiful in situa-
tion, and properly furnished with bartizans and
turrets complete. Burns wrote a song on the
" birks of Aberfeldie," but the great original
birches were those of this place, which we now
admired, and the more ancient ballad begins
with an invitation which I would recommend
every one to accept who admires a fascinating
country, —
Bonny lassie, will ye go
To the birks o' Abergeldie ?
The river Dee flows, broad, deep, and silent,
beneath the walls of this old building, and the
inhabitants being obliged to make a circuit of
some miles for a bridge, have suspended a cra-
dle here, from tree to tree, across the rapid
stream, in which enterprising travellers may
venture a flight on a slack rope in the same way
as at Noss Head. Here the foundation is more
secure than that of Shetland, where, in default
of trees, large poles are merely stuck in the
ground, but, nevertheless, I was truly glad not
ABERGELDIE CASTLE. 345
to bo going in that direction, because, after en-
gaging to use whatever conveyances the country
afforded, I should have been bound in honour
to suspend myself here. The last accident
which occurred on the swing-bridge was when
a gamekeeper and dogs were emptied into the
water, and had to swim for their lives ; but a
more tragical catastrophe took place several
years ago. An excise officer having fallen in,
crowds assembled, eager to rescue a fellow- crea-
ture in distress, but when the sufferer was un-
luckily i-ecognized, they left him to his fate, ex-
claiming, " It's only the guager !" If a High-
land jury had been summoned to the inquest,
they would have been apt to return a verdict
like that given lately on the trial of a man for
violently beating his wife. When the jury re-
entered, after long deliberation, and the judge
solemnly asked for their decision, it was unani-
mously delivered in these words, " Sarved her
right !"
A bride and bridegroom once, when attempt-
ing to cross by this fantastic contrivance, on the
day of their marriage, were precipitated into the
rolling current, and perished. Such melancholy
346 BALMORRAL.
and unexpected catastrophes bring to my
mind sometimes the homely remark of a rural
preacher, " Death is like a cow in a daisy-field,
cropping here, and there, and everywhere, by
turns !"
We next observed Balmorral, a beautiful
place of Lord Fife's, who seems fortunate in a
tenant, as we were told that it has been long
occupied for shooting quarters by a sportsman,
who adds a new wing or tower to the house
almost every year, and gathers a perfect battu
of excellent shots round the neighbourhood. If
it be any consolation to die by noble hands, the
whole House of Lords seemed in full progress
here for the ensuing campaign, when the coun-
try will be fragrant with gunpowder, and re-
sounding with shots. We saw one noble red-
deer standing by the road side, and staring at
us while we passed, as if he meant to " take down
our number." He seemed to have no idea of
making way for intruders in his native forests,
and I am told these animals scarcely notice a
carriage at any time, therefore the best way to
shoot them would be to go out in one.
The next place on our muster-roll of houses
INVERCAULD. 347
was Invercauld, which has for many centuries
belonged to the ancestors of Mrs. Farquharson,
the present chieftainess of that clan. Here
magnificent forests clamber up the mountain
sides, and stately old trees enrich the valley,
which, surrounded by a ring of lofty pinnacles,
can be compared to nothing but Sinbad's valley
of diamonds, to which birds alone could find
access. You would be quite perplexed to im-
agine how a carriage ever wound its way into
this beautiful park, or is ever to get out again.
Loch-na-gar rushes up with a fine sweep towards
the sky, where it indents the very firmament
above. The Lion's face is a noble craggy pre-
cipice, and another mountain opposite the house
of Invercauld, displays flowers at the base and
snow on the summit.
You can dream of nothing comparable to the
effect by moonlight on Ben-y-bourd and Loch-
na-gar, looking blacker than night, as if carved
in ebony or jet, varied by solemn forests of fir,
and the dark foaming current of the Dee. It
was in this romantic district that a native,
brought from the featureless flats of Buchan,
was asked what he thought of the scenery,
348 INVERCAULD.
when he remarked in a tone of diverting per-
plexity. " Oh ! it's very fine scainery, — but its
a' scainery together ! nothing but scainery ! —
feint a flea but scainery ! !"
We enjoyed a charming drive next morning,
with Miss Farquharson, through several miles
of natural forest, in which everything appeared
wild and uncultivated, as if not a human being
had ever interfered with the course of nature.
Aged fir trees bristled against the sky, their
furrowed gray stems looking as old as the
mountains they covered, while clustered together
for miles, their strange fantastic arms were
thrown out in every curious contortion that can
be imagined, beneath which, the whole ground
was embroidered with a wild profusion of heather,
cranberries, thyme, roses, myrtle, fox-glove, and
the old original blue bells of Scotland. Who
could attempt to describe such a scene ! it is
impossible t the gigantic outline, and the minute
finishing, — the hills of a thousand years, and
the blossoms of an hour ! all that is majestic,
and all that is lovely in nature, glowing be-
neath a flood of sunshine, and filling the heart
with enraptured gratitude towards that Great
INVERCAULD, . 349
Being, who, in embellishing our world with
beauty, has given us one earthly pleasure,
in which there is no sinful excess, no dis-
appointment, and almost a foretaste of that
felicity which we look for in a still brighter and
better world.
The road, gently undulating up and down
the mountain side, might have been supposed
merely a track formed by accident, but in other
places it whirled round the hills like a cork-
screw. We drove in a light open carriage,
drawn by spirited young horses, which, in any
other circumstances, would have engrossed my
most anxious attention, but such was the ele-
vating effect of this sublime scene, that I actually
forgot to be frightened ! The proud Lord
Abercorn used to drive his thorough-bred
horses over hill and dale, with no other reins
than blue ribbons, the trappings he delighted in
for himself, but having tried the experiment
once too often, they ran off, when he leaped out
and broke both his legs.
These roads through the tangled forests
were made by a regiment formerly quartered
in the old Castle of Braemar, a square tower
350 INVERCAULD.
ornamenting the paxk of Invercauld, which once
belonged to the Earls of Mar. Colonel Far-
quharson, seeing those soldiers falling into idle
habits, like a second Marshal Wade, employed
them in cutting and carving their way over the
mountains, to so great an extent, that it would
occupy many days now, to drive over all the
highways and byeways they formed. One very
rare species of tree was pointed out during
our drive, " The gallows tree," on which the
chief of the clan Farquharson, without thinking
it necessary to consult any jury, exercised the
privilege of suspending his retainers when dis-
obedient. We abandoned the carriage at one
impossible ascent, and scrambled up to admire
the stream of the Garrawalt, falling in a loud,
roaring cascade, which foamed and timibled
impetuously onwards. It was surmounted by
a singularly elegant rustic bridge of rough
stakes, so very light and insecure looking,
that some visitors race across on tiptoe, ex-
pecting it to snap in two. The distant effect is
charming.
In a tasteful and elegant moss-house, where
we sat down to relieve our feelings by a can-
MAR LODGE. 351
nonade of exclamations, while admiring the tor-
mented river tumbling passionately about on its
rocky bed, and then passing away, like the
course of time, our attention was called off by
observing that the whole roof and sides of this
retreat had been grotesquely disfigured by a
party of strangers from Aberdeen, who arrived
there in the morning, and who had most ungra-
ciously occupied their time in spoiling this
romantic seat, by strongly fastening up with
wires tickets exhibiting their own insignificant
names, which had probably never appeared else-
where, except on a shop-board.
To-day I got my first glimpse of Mar Lodge.
Its best friends cannot call the house a beauty,
being rather of the cotton-mill school, but as
Cinderella's sisters observed of their ugly
dresses, " to make up for that," all around is
magnificent. The situation is not only superb
for natural beauty, but also for affording every
variety of sport. The newspapers resound each
successive season with a list of killed and
wounded at Mar Lodge. Among grouse, red
deer, trout, salmon, and every living creature
that has the misfortune to be called game, or
352 LYNN OF DEE.
that it is any pleasure to kill, I suppose more
deaths take place here annually, than in any
other corner of the known world. Even the
trees at Mar Lodge are slaughtered on a great
scale ! The better half of this venerable forest,
once the ornament of Scotland, now lies pros-
trate in the dust. The saw-mill has done its
work, and a few hundreds only remain to tell of
the thousands that are no more.
As a colony of trouts in the Bruar once
employed Burns to write a poetical complaint
of wanting shade, the fish in the Dee should
engage Campbell or Wilson, the only living
poets of Scotland now, to assist them with a
few verses. It is curious to observe how very
much poetry has gone out ; and we shall soon
have nothing left but the embers, unless a little
fresh fuel be put to the imaginations of the
rising generation.
At the celebrated Lynn of Dee, this caprici-
ous, frolicsome stream is imprisoned within a
contracted chasm of rock, and rushes out like
splintered lightning, dashing with an impe-
tuous violence, the thundering sound of which
can be heard nearly a mile off. This need
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scarcely be wondered at, when we see a broad
river decanted through a narrow neck of solid
stone, which so nearly meets over the top, that
many fool-hardy people have leaped across.
When driving towards the Lynn, I had observed,
for about two miles, a ragged boy racing at full
speed after the carriage ; and at this moment
he hastily descended towards the gorge, with an
evident intention to exhibit before us, by taking
this desperate leap. We most peremptorily
summoned the little urchin back, at which he
seemed considerably astonished, having been
accustomed to receive a premium, rather than a
reprimand, from tourists, for risking life and
limb, to afford them diversion, but I would have
given him double price to be stationary.
The first chief of the clan Farquharson was
drowned here ; and no one seeing the frightful
pool, supposed by the country people to be
bottomless, could fancy that a bone of his body
remained unbroken. A poor man last month,
who succeeded in springing over, missed his aim
in attempting to return, and' fell back into the
foaming caldron ! Now, what do you think
354 LYNN OF DEE.
was the consequence 1 " Drowned of course !"
No ! by a sort of miracle, he was washed on to
a rock perfectly unhurt, and lives to tell the tale
himself.
Last, not least, Lord Byron very nearly died
here in a manner worthy of his poetical taste.
Some heather having tripped up his lame foot,
he rolled helplessly down towards the precipice,
but on the very brink of destruction, he was
preserved by an attendant, who with difficulty
saved his life — that life, a scene of so much fiery
passion and intense agony, that he could scarcely
afterwards rejoice at its having been prolonged.
The world's loud plaudits could not drown the
still small voice of an inward monitor, the wit-
ness for God in every mortal mind, reminding us
that nothing on this earth can suffice for happi-
ness ; and the more intellect or sensibility frail
man may be gifted with, the more empty, vain,
and disappointing to his never-dying spirit will
appear the vanishing pleasures of time. That the
solemn and unspeakable importance of Chris-
tianity was at one period impressed on the mind
of Lord Byron himself, may be hoped, from read-
LYNN OF DEE. 355
ing the well-known lines inscribed on his own
Bible:
Within this awful volume lies
The mystery of mysteries.
Happiest they of human race,
To whom their God has given grace,
To read, to fear, to hope, to pray,
To lift the latch, to force the way ;
And better had they ne'er been bom,
Than read to doubt — or read to scorn.
356
BLAIRGOWRIE.
Panting time toils after us in vain.
JOHNSO>f.
My dear Cousin. — Wherever travellers are
going, if there be a particularly bad road, nar-
row and hilly, without parapets, bridges, or inns,
you may feel certain that for some insuperable
reason, they ought to prefer it, and accordingly,
though we were recommended for comfort to
proceed^from Invercauld by the Blairgowrie road,
I exceedingly wished to have gone up Glen Tilt,
that we might see how dreary and wild the world
would have been without inhabitants. There
the long desolate ridges of Scarsochare 35000
feet high, the hill of Ben-na-muich-duidh has a
name all but unpronounceable, and the forest of
BLAIRGOWRIE. 357
Dalmore is noted as producing the finest natu-
ral pine trees in Europe, both in respect to their
size, and the quality of the timber. Some of
these trees measure from eighty to ninety feet in
height, without a lateral branch, their diameter
at the base being four feet and a half, but in
spite of all these attractions, and fifty more be-
sides, we submitted to advice, and plodded on
towards Blairgowrie.
My miseries began with a ford across the Dee,
which had been for several days before impass-
able, but the post-boy from Castleton of Brae-
mar protested we might venture through, so I
closed my eyes to avoid being frightened, and
could not but remember at that moment, the not
very consoling advice of a servant once in simi-
lar circumstances, to his master, " If it comes
to the worst. Sir ! hold down your head, and
drown as fast as possible V
There was once upon a time a public-spirited
Lord Breadalbane, who erected thirty-two stone
)>ridges, and if any one ever proposes a monu-
ment to his memory, my subscription, after this
day's experience, shall be doubled. Bridges are
certainly most convenient things, but those along
358 CRAIGHALL.
this road are so singularly narrow, that you
might fancy the carriage wheels had been exact-
ly measured, so as to graze the parapet on both
sides. I must attend, however, to the grateful
old proverb, " Let every one praise the bridge he
goes over."
The Spittal of Glen Shea, — or rather the Hos-
pital, as it used to be called, was our first stage,
and after having driven through a wild looking
desert, we here found a green expanse of excel-
lent pasture, with something that called itself an
inn, where a covey of Irish sportsmen annually
assemble for the shooting season, and occupy the
best rooms. It is surprising that gentlemen do
not oftener pitch a tent upon the moors, which
would be attended with the most romantic de-
gree of discomfort. A party came to Scotland
some years ago in this Arab fashion, and they
brought moreover, a long narrow carriage, which
could be metamorphosed occasionally into a
boat. Thus they lived, according to the beau-
ideal of Lord Byron, " My tent on shore, my
galley on the sea."
Craighall showed itself for a few moments as
we passed, a romantic old castle, which had once
BLAIRGOWRIE. 359
the honour of being besieged by an Earl of
Athol, who had married a daughter of the Rat-
tray family, and intended, by killing all the male
representatives of that house, to bring in his wife
as the heiress, but he had no more success than
he deserved, as the gentlemen proved " too many
for him.''
After pausing at the gay pretty town of Blair-
gowrie, we skirted along a complete chain of small
lakes — or lakelets — not very illustrious for
beauty. In the loch of Clunie, almost rising out
of the water, stands an old castle, scarcely de-
serving a second glance, till you hear that it
claims the honour to have been the birth-place
of the Admirable Crichton, the wonder of his
age, and of every subsequent age besides. I
sometimes wish a scale could be invented for
measuring the extent and depth of men's attain-
ments — not as they seem to others, or are esti-
mated by themselves, but according to the real
weight of metal they carry. How grand and
unexpected the sum total would appear in some
cases, and how marvellously others, who fill up a
large space in the public eye, would shrink to an
atom ; but such a genius as the Admirable
360 DUNKELD CATHEDRAL.
Crichton, would then, perhaps, be found to out-
weigh a whole college.
We drove at length through the lofty bar-
riers of the King's Pass, which forms a grand
entrance to Dunkeld, and arrived to dinner at
Grant's very beautifully situated inn, near one
end of the bridge, where the broad, deep, majes-
tic Tay floats beneath the windows, clear as the
glass through which we were gazing at it. I
cannot but wonder that any traveller can ever
tear himself away from this enchanting neigh-
bourhood in less than a month, he must find so
much to enjoy in strolling through the Duke's
magnificent grounds, where the thing perhaps
most to be admired of all, is the liberality with
which they are thrown open, so that any tourist
may feel here, as if he had suddenly succeeded
to a large estate of his own, and were come to
enjoy it.
The old Cathedral of Dunkeld, founded by
Robert Bruce's protege Bishop Sinclair, five hun-
dred years ago, stands within the grounds, and
is considered quite an architectural gem, being a
curious omnium gather'em of various styles,
forming a beautiful whole, though sketchers and
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engravers have made sad havoc of its graceful
Saxon and Norman arches. Most of the build-
ing is a mere shell, but we attended Divine ser-
vice in the choir, which is yet in its premier Jeu-
nesse, on Sunday, and observed a handsome
marble tablet, raised by the congregation in tes-
timony of heartfelt and unanimous regret for the
death of their pious and beloved clergyman Mr.
Robb, drowned on board the Forfarshire steam-
vessel, some months ago. In reading their ex-
pressions of deep lamentation, I could not but
remember that this excellent man, when present-
ed to the Church two years ago, encountered a
universal veto, and the very doors were barrica-
doed against him, by the identical persons now
so entirely conciliated by his extraordinary zeal
and ability. The patron has since presented this
living to Mr. Mackenzie, who at once rendered
himself acceptable to the whole parish, and it is
confidently anticipated, that patronage will
again be honoured in its protege.
None of the parishioners attempted a veto on
this occasion, with or without rendering a rea-
son, and I hope it may be long before here or
elsewhere, it shall become a sufficient cause for
362 DUNKELD CATHEDRAL.
rejecting a clergyman, to repeat those well-
known lines, which used, at one time, to be
reckoned rather ridiculous ;
I do not like thee, Dr. Fell,
The reason why I cannot tell;
But I do not like thee, Dr. Fell.
A very fine statue, representing the late Duke
of Atholl, stands in the chancel of this cathedral,
dressed in his robes of state, and extremely like,
though merely copied from a small portrait of
Landseer's, by an artist who never saw his
Grace. Close beside it, we perceived a very
handsome monument to the Marquis of Atholl,
emblazoned with the quarterings of his many
great connections, and few families ever had
more to boast of, as they were once related
to every crowned head in Europe, except the
Grrand Signior.
The climate here must be.tolerably healthy, as
there used to be at Dunkeld " an eighty-four
club," no member being eligible till he attained
that age. The late Duke used to say, that when
young he made walks, and when old he made
rides over the hills of Dunkeld, and both have now
DUNKELD. 3G3
been most effectually done, as the greatest pedes-
trian might fatigue himself here, in perambulat-
ing over the eighty miles of gravel walks and
drives ! It must require a Bank of England reve-
nue to keep the place in such admirable order !
I scarcely knew how to stop my peregrinations,
for every turn of the way disclosed some new and
incomparable beauty in the landscape. My feel-
ing was like yours when interested in some very
engrossing novel, every page rendering it more
impossible to leave off. Mile after mile leads you
on to more fascinating scenes, and every step dis-
covers something not anticipated before. In one
day the wearied guide led us, at a sort of race-
horse pace, to Ossian^s Hall, and we climbed suc-
cessively to the summit of Craig Vinian and
Craigybarns, yet I felt as if we had done nothing !
Like Lord Chatham, we " trampled on impossi-
bilities,"" and after walking sixteen miles up and
down hill, I could have begun it all over again
with pleasure, if the daylight only had been
prolonged.
The grounds of Dunkeld are supposed to
exhibit nearly the most beautiful specimen of
landscape gardening in Europe, being as well
364 DUNKELD.
wooded and highly dressed as any in England,
with the advantage of a broad rapid torrent
like the Tay glittering among the forests, and
the towering rocks and mountains adding gran-
deur and dignity to their singular beauty. A
curious contrast may be remarked between the
wild untameable magnificence of His Grace''s
more Highland residence at Blair, and the rich
verdant fertility of Dunkeld. No expense was
spared to embellish both ; and as long as we
have national vanity or national taste, all Scot-
land must gratefully remember, that those
scenes were adorned, not for himself alone, but
for the use and enjoyment of all who possessed
eyes to admire them. Many a delightful hour
has been spent in the groves and gardens of
Dunkeld, by strangers of all classes, and of all
nations, welcomed as if they had been the
Duke''s own relatives ; and it is, indeed, a privi-
lege to ramble at large among the secluded
walks, the gigantic trees, the flowers, the ar-
bours, the river's banks, and though last, not
least, the hills covered to their summits with
larch. That was well known to be the Duke's
favourite tree, of which he planted twenty thou-
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sand acres ; and a Perthshire gentleman once
remarked that though the county could not
boast of an Arch-Duke, they had at any rate a
Larch-Duke. When Wilkes came to this
neighbourhood he protested that " the greatest
vagary of Shakespeare's fancy was, to imagine
a wood on Birnham Hill, where there never was
a shrub." Certainly when the trees marched
to Dunsinane they were very long of returning,
as that mountain used to stand conspicuously
bare among its wooded neighbours, like a great
hay-stack in a garden, but the taste of the late
Sir John Stewart of Murthly has enriched the
scene by covering it with thriving plantations.
Last time we were here, A had the
amusement of lionizing the present Duke of
Orleans all over these grounds, after which we
dined in his company with the Duke of Atholl,
who made a speech to his royal guest, saying
he had formerly raised five hundred men to make
war on foreign enemies, but he was now em-
ploying an equal number in preparing a residence,
where, if he did not live to practise hospitality
himself, he trusted it would be done by those
who came after him. He finished by proposing
366 DUNKELD.
the health and prosperity of Charles the Tenth,
who had visited him at Blair during banishment
from France, when the last words he said to the
royal prince at taking leave were, " The kindest
wish I can offer your Highness is, that I may
never see you here again."
The employment afforded to his tenantry by
the Duke of AthoU, became a source of so much
opulence and comfort to all around him, that his
death was felt as a family misfortune in every
cottage on his wide domains. Five hundred
men were employed till the hour of his decease,
in building that palace of almost royal splendour,
which will probably never now be finished. When
the news arrived of his Grace's demise, a mourn-
ful dispersion of the work people instantly took
place, and from that hour not a stroke has been
heard among the deserted walls. A more strange
and melancholy spectacle than it now presents,
you can scarcely imagine. It is not a ruin ! it
is not a house ! all seems fresh, new, and magni-
ficent, yet in the surrounding desolation'you feel
conscious that some great calamity has occurred,
and speak almost in whispers, while pointing to
the splendid arches, windows, and doors, some of
DUNKELD. 367
which have been temporarily closed in for pro-
tection, — the half- chiselled stones, the bare red
bricks, and the workmen's sheds surrounded by
long grass and weeds, which grow all untrodden
in the deep solitude and silence of this death-like
scene.
The Duke, during his life, caused a small glass
pavilion, like a lantern, to be erected near the
new palace, in which he sat for hours every day,
watching the growth of this noble pile ; and ha-
ving taken an English stranger once there, he
laughed at his guest's long reach of imagination,
who exclaimed, on beholding what looked like the
foundations of a city, " This will be a noble ruin
hereafter!"" Little did his Grace or the admiring
visitor then foresee how nearly that hour was at
hand, when the rain and the wind would beat
unheeded through these roofless untenanted
apartments ! A few short months would have
completed this promising young palace, now so
prematurely cut off. Two floors are nearly
finished, as well as a gallery ninety-six feet long,
besides an elegant private chapel, a spacious
staircase, and several noble gothic windows,
368 DUNKELD.
which were to have been emblazoned with all the
family shields and quarterings, carved in stone.
We were shown a miniature model, which cost
L.500, of the whole edifice. Will any future
Aladdin arise to accomplish the whole of this
superb plan ? If so, the power of stone and lime
could no further go ! We traced real genius in
the bold variety, as well as in the graceful ar-
rangement of the whole outline, and I must say,
that the architect, Mr. Hopper, may go proudly
down to posterity, carrying, as evidences of his
taste, Penrhyn Castle in one hand, and Dunkeld
Palace in the other ! What profession in the
world can compare to that of an architect for
leaving permanent memorials behind ! Sir Chris-
topher Wren will need no monument as long as
St. Paul's keeps its place ; a marble tablet could
add little to the celebrity of luigo Jones ; and
who can ever forget Sir William Adams, while
the barracks on Edinburgh Castle continue to be
frightful.
It is a singular coincidence in this neighbour-
hood, that the twin-houses of Murthly and
Dunkeld, which were in progress at the same
DUNKELD, 369
time, have both lost their founders, and remain-
ed ever since desolate and forlorn, though
Murthly, with its towers crowned by glittering
weather-cocks, and its temporary windows of
painted wood, puts a much more cheerful face
upon the matter than this extensive young ruin.
We daily experience how wise and merciful an
appointment it is, that no one can tell the year
or the hour when his labours on earth shall for
ever cease. All exertion would at once be para-
lyzed in such a case, and it requires energy of
mind certainly in those who cannot reckon on a
day, to begin what must occupy years to com-
plete. " Man proposes and God disposes;"" but
we seem best to fulfil the intentions of Provi-
dence, when each individual continues active
and diligent in his own vocation; and few have
left greater memorials behind them than the late
Duke of Atholl, whose forests, bridges, roads,
and houses, while they ornamented his estate,
spread industry and cheerfulness, where former-
ly there had been idleness and want. A great
political economist has discovered that the pros-
perity of a country depends on every man exert-
ing himself in the utmost degree to promote his
370 KILLIECRANKIE.
own interest, and while the Duke metamorphosed
his own barren heaths into fruitful fields, he also
changed an indolent peasantry into active, dili-
gent, and happy labourers.
The attachment his Grace inspired was such,
that the Highlanders would admit nothing that
they thought to his prejudice, and when a
stranger formerly asked one of the Duke of
AtholFs foresters, if his master spoke Gaelic, the
man, having recently returned from attending
his Grace in a shooting excursion to the hill of
Keichnacaapex, confidently replied, " Och, yes!
the Duke speaks Gaelic fine ! 'Twas only t'other
day, when I was following him to the hills, his
Grace turned round to me, and pointed with his
finger, saying, ' Keichnacaapex, Donald /' Och
yes ! he speaks Gaelic fine !""
The weather was as beautiful as the scenery,
when we drove next morning towards the noble
hills and castle of Blair-Athol, along miles of
aged ash trees, oaks, and beeches, admiring and
criticising a rapid succession of beautiful seats,
and, to sum up all, threading through the very
essence of Highland beauty, the pass of Killie-
crankie, which every individual should see, who
KILLIECRANKIE. 371
has an eye in his head. The landscape is so en-
chanting, I could scarely believe ray eyes when
I looked at it. How many of our countrymen
once expired on this battle-field .' and it might
almost add a pang to death itself, when the eye
gazed its last on scenes so bright and attractive.
The rapid Garry roaring fiercely along its rocky
bed, the cultivated fields, the wooded hills, the
towering mountains, the gay little gardens, and
the regiment of villas, are beautiful enough to
make one dream for a moment, in spite of pre-
cept and experience, that there might be such a
thing on earth as perfect happiness. In the
most romantic part of this magnificent glen
stands an old grey stone, raised in memory of
" The bloody Claverhouse," as one party name
him, and " The bold Dundee," as others insist
he should be called, who died here, like Nelson,
in the moment of victory, both conquering and
conquered. It was an amusing scene which took
place once, when a very aged Lady Elphinstone
being introduced to Claverhouse, he politely re-
marked to her, " You must have seen many in-
teresting things in your day, Madam ?"' To
which she dryly answered, " 'Deed no, Sir, ex-
372 LUDE.
cept when I was young, that we had one Knox
(leaving us wi' his clavers, and now we have a
Clavers deaving us wi' his knocks !"
In the most romantic part of our drive, we
met an elegant young lady, in a riding habit,
hat, and green veil, mounted — no ! not on horse-
back, but on the top of the mail ! clinging to the
coach-box, and gazing about, evidently in so fine
a frenzy of delight that, could poetry possibly be
inspired on the top of a coach, she had certainly
found a rhyme, — at least if there be one in the
world, — for Killiecrankie.
Among the fine plantations at Lude, an ele-
gant new house is rapidly growing up a Id Burn,
which promises to be a very successful hit. The
spacious windows command a superb view of the
Garry for several miles, and of many rugged hills,
with totally unspellable names. Here Mr. M'ln-
roy showed us the finest bowling-green I ever
beheld, on which the lovers of bowls and other
" gymnastic exercises'" may amuse themselves.
Games out of doors seem so wholesome and ex-
hilirating, that the old grow young, and the
young forget to grow old when practising them.
Active habits prolong the enjoyment of boyish
LUDE. 373
spirits, long after a man of mere clubs and news-
papers has subsided into his fire-side arm-chair,
as a fixture for life, and every man who wishes
well to himself, should cultivate a taste for what-
ever energetic amusement takes him off the
hearth-rug. A clergyman in the Highlands
lately objected so strongly to a cricket-ground
being established in his parish, that the party of
gentlemen who had begun the plan relinquished
it; but if more innocent recreations were encou-
raged for all classes in Scotland, there would
probably be fewer vices. It is amazing how
creditably some persons get through their lives,
without exertion of any kind, by rising late, doz-
ing in the evening, and lounging all day, actual-
ly doing nothing ; but the very essence of health
and usefulness is found in the activity with
which we devote a due portion of time to all
things that can lawfully occupy it, not allowing
relaxation to interfere with business, and least
of all with religion, but making it consistent with
the rest which our minds require for entering on
the duties of both.
The late proprietor of Lude, General Robert-
son, who waged incessant legal warfare against
374 CASTLE BLAIR.
the late Duke of Atholl, was particularly an-
noyed at his Grace for claiming a right to hunt
deer over all this estate. When Prince Leo-
pold visited at the Castle of Blair, the Duke
gave his vassal warning that he intended next
day to exercise his privilege for the entertain-
ment of his royal guest. Accordingly the deer
were driven down, and everything promised a
delightful day's sport, when, under pretence of
doing all honour to the illustrious stranger, the
General fired off a grand salute, which scattered
the herd to the farthest limit of the forest.
The massive old Castle of Blair, the ancient
fortalice of the Earldom of Atholl, has seen its
best days, having been dismantled in 1745 by
order of government, when the towers, pinnacles,
and battlements were thrown down, and the
elevation, which was seven stories high, became
lowered to four, having been literally beheaded.
Such was the thickness of these venerable walls,
and the adhesiveness of the cement, that this
barbarous act could only be perpetrated by suc-
cessive explosions of gunpowder, but everything
that makes a castle ornamental was persever-
ingly destroyed. The first sensation of tourists
CASTLE BLAIR. 375
on beholding this once pre-eminent building, must
now be disappointment, but within, sufficient
accommodation remains for the exercise of
princely hospitality, and one of the apartments
is embellished by a peculiarly handsome orna-
mented ceiling.
In " the ""IS," the only date remembered here
except the " '45," the Duke of Atholl took the
safe side, while his heir apparent, the Marquis
of Tullibardine, zealously engaged himself with
the opposite party, and joined the Earl of Mar.
Having been attainted, he took refuge in France,
and his politic father got an act of parliament
to disinherit him, securing the estate and title
to the next brother. The Marquis, now ren-
dered desperate, became so eager in the cause,
that four years afterwards he joined the Spanish
invasion, when, being defeated at Glensheil, a
high price was offered for his head, but he es-
caped. A third time, in '45, he joined in that
attempt which ended so calamitously for him,
but so happily for us protestants, long life to us !
The Marquis made his escape from CuUoden,
but his horse failing, he surrendered in broken
health and spirits, was imprisoned in the Tower
376 CASTLE BLAIR.
during the rest of his unlucky clays, and died in
less than a month. Who does not feel for so
spirited and heroic a nobleman, who, from a mis-
taken sense of duty, forfeited his birthright as
Duke of Atholl in Scotland, Sovereign Lord of
Man, and Lord Strange in England. When
the Castle of Blair became, during his life, the
property of his junior brother the Duke, it was
attacked by a still younger brother, Lord George
Murray, but withstood the siege successfully.
The fortifications were again proved invulner-
able during the celebrated defence of them,
made with a mere handful of men, by Sir An-
drew Agnew ; but it was at last finally, as we
have seen, cashiered, broke, disarmed, and dis-
missed His Majesty's service.
The lucky Duke who had superseded his
elder brother, acquired also, in a somewhat
questionable way, the estate of his cousin Lord
Nairn, who became ruined in the Stuart cause.
A general understanding prevailed in those days,
that when a forfeited estate was put up to auc-
tion, a friend ought to bid for the proprietor,
and no rival should compete, that it might thus
be restored literally for an old song. The Duke,
CASTLE BLAIR. 377
as head of the family, stood ostensibly forward,
got the property knocked down to himself for
a trifle, and having a good notion what a bar-
gain means, either made no previous agreement
with Lord Nairn, or did not find his cousin's
money forthcoming, so, one way or other, Strath-
aird, near Perth, has remained stationary with
the Dukes of Atholl ever since, and is likely to
continue so.
Lord George Murray, whom I already men-
tioned, was forfeited for the Glensheil affair, but
pardoned, and afterwards perseveringly joined
in the attempt of "'45, when he became Prince
Charles's Lieutenant-General. He was again
attainted, but dying before his brother the Duke,
his son's claim, as heir to the uncle, was inge-
niously carried through the House of Lords,
by means of the great Lord Mansfield ; and
liaving married his uncle's only daughter, " the
Lady of Man and Baroness Strange," their son
became the late Duke, of honourable memory.
You will think I have torn a leaf out of Burke
or Debrett this morning, but I do like to un-
ravel and wind up the long line of an ancient
family, especially when standing on the spot
378 CASTLE BLAIR.
which has been commemorated by their deeds
from age to age. In case the Herald King at
Arms should become jealous of my poaching
on his manor, I shall now conclude, however, by
referring you to the History of Scotland, where
" for further particulars enquire within."
The editor of a fashionable magazine having
said, when reviewing a lady*'s book lately, that
he could not help falling asleep over it, was sur-
prised to receive, some days afterwards, an
elegant night-cap, with her best regards ; and I
might as well enclose one to you now, in case
of accidents, as this last epistle is rather a heavy
article, and may prove equally somniferous.
379
LOGIE RAIT.
I won't describe, — description is my forte ;
But ev'ry fool describes in these bright days.
Byron.
My dear Cousin, — This letter is begun inside
the trunk of an ash tree at Logie Rait, measur-
ing fifty-three feet in circumference, and here I
should like to imprison for life all travellers who
deny that Scotland can produce fine timber.
Another of nearly equal magnitude stands on
the opposite side of a broad river, and A
is at this moment boating across to do homage
at its shrine, while a distant glimpse quite satis-
fies my enthusiasm. I would not wish to be
censorious on other countries, or very partial to
my own, but the ash trees at Richmond might
be placed in a flower-pot beside these !
380 LOGIE RAIT.
The road from Blair in this direction, cross-
ing at the Bridge of Pitlochry, is as up and
down, as narrow, and as totally without para-
pets, as if we were travelling round the rim of
several great mill-wheels, but we had a pair of
worthy old Dobbins to draw us, and it became
well worth the fright to see so lovely a country,
though, if we had encountered cart or carriage,
we should have been like the Highlanders meet-
ing on a plank, one or the other must have gone
over.
I am weary of admiring ! something superla-
tively ugly would be almost a relief to the eye,
but that is not to be had in Perthshire. Our
post-boy was remarkably attentive in pointing
his whip towards every object peculiarly deserv-
ing of notice, and at one place I was about to
extemporize a very sentimental story for an ex-
ceedingly romantic and really elegant villa to
which he directed our notice, when he spoiled
all by mentioning that it had been bought as
the rural retreat of a well-known hotel-keeper
and coach-proprietor in Edinburgh, who left this
neighbourhood when a boy, with only half-a-
crown in his pocket, and who, by persevering
LOGIE RAIT. 381
industry, gained enough to return here as a
landed proprietor. He must greatly have miss-
ed the mail coaches, and did not long survive
this experiment of rural felicity, the estate hav-
ing descended, on his death, to a nephew.
Here the hedges of brilliant roses, the rocky
precipices, and larch-covered hills, form a com-
bination of indescribable beauty, varied by a
foaming stream, which gives life to the whole.
After passing Logic Rait, however, the country
became more English, with rich undulating mea-
dows, massy trees, corn fields, and a perfectly
level road, though enclosed within a double
range of green-hills and ditto wooded. We
now passed another succession of small proper-
ties, too thickly studded to be extensive, in con-
sequence of which it has been humorously re-
marked of one place, that the house is as broad
as the estate. These residences are all chiefly
inhabited by the royal clan of Stewart. When
the present Duke of Orleans overheard some
Highlanders once, in a steam-boat, discussing
their different clans, he came good-humouredly
forward and said, " I am of a greater clan than
any of you ! I am a Stuart !" The historian of
382 LOGIE RAIT.
the Highland regiments, General Stewart, who
had concentrated many branches of the family
in his own person, used sometimes to be heard
reflecting, in a truly Celtic tone, on the alarm-
ing diminution of the still numerous clan, say-
ing, " There's very few Stewarts in the country
now ! There*'s Stewart of Garth ! I'm Stewart of
Garth ! There's Stewart of Drummacharry ! Fm
Stewart of Drummacharry ! There's Stewart of
Kynnachan ! I'm Stewart of Kynnachan ! !"
The letters in this neighbourhood meet with so
odd a reception when they arrive, that I do not
intend to correspond with any of the inhabitants.
We observed at Clochfoldie, and other places,
that a hollow stone, conspicuously white-washed,
is built into the park wall, containing a narrow
slit, which serves as a letter-box, and the post-
man, running along the road, blows a blast on
his horn and there deposits all the news and
gossip of the day, in so quiet a receptacle that
the whole packet may lie dormant for weeks still
some one has leisure or curiosity to extricate
it from this cold imprisonment. A similar plan
is still adopted in the eastern parts of Yorkshire,
where I saw last year something which resem-
LOGIE RAIT. 383
bled a lamp-post, stationed on the road-side
near every farm-house, carrying a wooden box
on the top to receive the family despatches.
Letters have lost all their rank and aristocracy
now, by the abolition of franks, which also dimi-
nishes the importance of a seat in Parliament
more than you or other sensible people would
believe. The first thing a new M.P. did for-
merly, was to rehearse the pattern of his frank,
how to distort his hand-writing so that the sig-
nature might be sufficiently unreadable, and
whether to sign it in the north-east corner of
his cover, or in the south-west, or to arrange it,
as a certain M.P. did, in a semi-circle, like the
bow of Cupid. We never used to be in com-
pany formerly with a Member of Parliament at
dinner, without a general whisper being circu-
lated round the room that an opportunity had
at last occurred for securing a frank, while he
had a daily opportunity of conferring favours
on ten eager applicants, all volubly grateful on
behalf of themselves and their country corres-
pondents ; but IMembers of Parliament need
scarcely learn to write now unless they please.
The village of Weem has become a model of
384 WEEM.
cheerfulness and comfort under the active and
benevolent care of Sir Neil Menzies, the proprie-
tor. Instead of pursuing those sudden and
violent schemes of improvement which, even
when successful, occasion much intermediate dis-
tress, he has gradually, but with admirable effect,
encouraged industry, and rebuilt by degrees, as
the old tenants died or removed, every cottage
on the estate, now almost unrivalled for its thriv-
ing well-ordered aspect, throughout a circuit
of many miles. We were told that Sir Neil
enables his tenantry to manufacture the whole
produce of their farms in the neighbourhood,
which insures them a certain market. For
this purpose he has established two distilleries to
consume the grain, and besides, to dispose of the
wool, a most successful carpet manufactory,
which might put Kidderminster out of counte-
nance. I admired particularly one carpet made
here, which displayed the colours of the Menzies'
tartan, the pattern being branches of scarlet ge-
ranium on a white ground.
Not a drain or an enclosure seems wanting
on this vast estate, where the hedges for miles
around are like walls of leaves, and the cattle
CASTLE MENZIES. 385
appeared of such first-rate excellence, that I
heard without surprise of their having gained the
highest prizes in succession at the cattle shows
of Stirling, Aberdeen, and Inverness.
The extreme attachment of the people here to
their chief, is quite of the old school, and found-
ed not merely on ancient associations, but on the
daily and hourly experience of almost parental
liberality and kindness in promoting the inter-
ests, and even the amusements of old and young,
which are encouraged and patronized with un-
ceasing attention to their happiness. Here, too,
the sick are personally visited and assisted with
such unsparing zeal, that none seem neglected
in the wide circuit of this very extensive estate.
1 was particularly interested in seeing an old
man of ninety-eight, a pensioner of the family,
who walks daily from the village to the castle for
work, and seems to think the world could scarce-
ly get on without him, and least of all the chiefs
family ; an agreeable delusion in which he is al-
lowed to continue, though often there is great
difficulty in inventing any employment suited to
his very limited powers.
Near the venerable old house of Castle Men-
a
386 CASTLE MENZIES.
zies grow the finest sycamore trees in Scotland,
overshadowing the beautiful park, which is bar-
ricadoed round with wooded hills and lofty moun-
tains. Close behind the castle rises a singularly
tall abrupt hill, almost a sheer precipice from
top to bottom, and charmingly varied by trees,
which have grappled hold of the rock, and
manage, in a way of their own, to keep their
stations, but you and I would be very sorry
for ourselves, if we seemed as precariously situ-
ated as many of them are.
Near the door of Castle Menzies may be seen
" The Chieftain's Stone," a large round block of
granite, weighing more than I venture to guess,
which the next heir, on succeeding to the supre-
macy of this clan, was always expected to carry
in his arms up stairs to the dining-room, where
his health was drank. It would be almost as
easy to lift the house, or to run away with Schi-
hallion at once; but if this achievement would
have puzzled Hercules, there is a Bacchanalian
cup in the Macleod family, almost equally defy-
ing ordinary power, formed to contain a bottle
and a half of claret, which each successive chief
is expected to drain at a draught. I think such
CASTLE MENZIES. 387
an achievement would have made Bacchus him-
self become mortal.
Castle Menzies is one of the few very large old
houses in Perthshire, — " Long has it stood — still
honoured let it stand," The walls are ten feet
thick, being proof against the assault of a foe,
but always open to a friend, as the scenery
around is not more truly Highland than the
welcome within. Some centuries ago, the yet
more ancient family residence stood on a differ-
ent site, but the clan Menzies having peacefully
assembled once in great numbers for a christen-
ing festivity, the ancestor of Stewart of Garth
marched down with a host of retainers, besieged
the old fortifications, barricadoed the doors, and
set fire to the house, on which occasion a hun-
dred Menzies's perished ! Murder was committed
in those days, both wholesale and retail, parti-
cularly by smoking, but in many Highland cot-
tages now, the inhabitants appear so thoroughly
seasoned with peat and tobacco, that it would
be no easy matter to put them out of their usual
atmosphere. Many old women we saw during
our tour, who looked themselves like cigars ready
to be lighted.
388 CASTLE MENZIES.
The new Castle, if it can be called new, was
built in 1573, by the same architect who reared
one at Taymouth, since razed to the ground, and
it is said that these two edifices occupied eleven
years in building. An elegant modern addition,
uniform with the old edifice, is now in progress
under the eye of Burn, who has all the quarries
in Scotland at work. The windows here exhibit
very handsome gabled ornaments on the exte-
rior, and within we saw closets cut in the thick-
ness of the wall, quite a la Mrs. Radcliffe.
After the family papers had narrowly escaped
the fire and ravages consequent on Garth''s at-
tack, they were deposited here in a safe, like
that of a bank, or more like a square stone well,
entered by a trap -door from above, and inacces-
sible to fire, air, earth, or water — as secure, in
short, as the manuscripts of Pompeii.
In the sitting-room here, the embrasures of
the windows are so deep, that with a curtain let
down, they form a comfortable and commodious
apartment, so cheerful and bright sometimes, I
could fancy myself living in the sun itself, though,
perhaps, the cheerful society within adds a beam
or two of vivacity to those venerable walls. It
GLENLYON. 389
is astonishing in so antique a Highland residence
to hear nothing of a ghost ; Mr. Burn should cer-
tainly be requested to supply the deficiency by
building a haunted room,
Where the curtains will shake of their own accord,
And the raven croak at the window board.
Near one extremity of the park at Castle
Menzies, the Tay and the Lyon meet in a scene
of such marvellous beauty, that I sat down for
half-an-hour to be in ecstacies, and to pity at my
leisure all those who live elsewhere. Through a
long range of richly cultivated meadows, these
two broad rivers rush violently into each other's
arms, and the mountains are all gathered round
to witness the scene. One tall peak of Schi-
hallion had caught a side glimpse of sunshine,
which lighted up its usually frowning aspect, and
the waving forests on every neighbouring hill
were tipped with golden light.
We drove seven miles through the narrow-
mountainous valeof Glenlyon, an exquisite speci-
men of Highland beauty, being enlivened by the
sparkling river, and hemmed in by hills glowing
with heather. It might have made a schoolboy
390 GLENLYON.
tremble to see how the birches were waving over
our heads ; and here the mountains are so lofty,
that villages lying at their base are three or four
months every year without seeing the sun. The
river Lyon, which now looked like a flood of light,
once ran red with the blood of the slaughtered
Macgregors, when, after a fierce conflict, the
conquerors washed their swords in the stream.
Not a feature in this landscape could be alter-
ed without injury, and a painter might advan-
tageously spend his whole life in taking views,
every one of which would appear completely dif-
ferent. In some places you seem to have dis-
covered an unknown world, never trod by human
footstep, then comes an old ruin, hiding its
decay in wreaths of ivy and roses, next appears
a smiling village, afterwards a long colonnade of
superb plane or ash trees, then a thriving farm,
here and there a church ; and the old burying-
ground at Fortingal is particularly interesting.
Go where you will, " we cannot leave the foot-
steps of the dead," and I often think how strange
it is to consider, that for several thousand years,
hundreds of men have died every day, and hun-
dreds are as regularly born to succeed them.
GLENLYON. 39X
It has been a long and ceaseless procession for
centuries, from the cradle to the grave, in which
year after year new actors appear and vanish ;
but our turn to walk for a time along the busy
scenes of life has now come, and then, like the
millions who have preceded us, we shall plunge
into the gulf of eternity, making way for those
in rapid succession who follow. None can stay
his own progress — none can choose when he shall
be summoned upon the stage of life, or torn away
from its fleeting scenes ; but the Christian need
fear no evil, as there is prepared for us a holy
garment to wear during our progress, the robe
of our Saviour's righteousness, sheltered in
which we may safely and peacefully pass from
the vicissitudes of time, into the glorious man-
sions of eternity. His followers and disciples
may confidently go forward to join the many
who have preceded them into the regions of
glory, and there wait for the many who shall yet
be called to join the heavenly host in their songs
of everlasting joy and praise.
In this church-yard many ancient graves were
overshadowed once by the largest yew tree ever
known, which could have furnished bows for her
392 GLENLYON.
Majesty's whole body-guard of archers. It mea-
sured fifty-six feet round, and, until lately, car-
riages attending a funeral used to drive through
the hollow trunk. There only remains now one
little monument of its existence, in the shape of
a small stunted fragment, not larger than a
tombstone. Seeing this forlorn leafless relic, one
might be apt to forget that it ever was young
and flourishing, as children who behold the aged
survivors of a past generation, look upon them
often with a sort of contemptuous pity, and fancy
they are made only for decay and death. There
are three distinct stages which we must expect
to experience in the attachment of those around
us. The fond and partial affection of our parents
in childhood, is exchanged in after life for the
companionship and confidence of cotemporaries,
but when these early associates are swept into
the grave, if we live to see that painful hour
when the closest and dearest ties of an earthly
existence are severed by the tomb, then comes
the time when we must be satisfied with the
compassionate sympathy of a subsequent gene-
ration. When memory, instead of hope, becomes
our only link to the worlds an aged Christian
GLENLYON. 393
must fervently long for that hour when " the
weary springs of life stand still at last," and when
he shall be born into a new and better world'
there to regain the long lost friends, forgotten
perhaps by all but himself, whom once he loved
and knew. In such a case, who would not envy
the weary pilgrim, when closing his eyes on the
sorrows and infirmities of a present life, in the
believing hope that his sufferings are over, and
the victory won for him by a once crucified and
now glorified Redeemer ?
" Oh, mourn not for them, their grief is o'er ;
Oh, weep not for them, they weep no more ;
For deep is their sleep, tho' cold and hard
Their pillow may be in the old kirk-yard."
Along this glen, we passed the scene of a tra-
gical event, in which there certainly seems to
have been almost an instance of second sight,
A most promising and intelligent young man, Mr.
Campbell, factor to Sir Neil Menzies, was most
unfortunately killed here five years ago, by his
horse taking fright, and leaping over the parapet
of a bridge, when both the animal and his rider
394 GLENLYON.
were dashed to pieces. On examining his papers,
it was found that, in the morning of that fatal
day, he had risen particularly early, and made
his will, leaving every article he possessed to dif-
ferent friends. Even his wardrobe and pocket-
handkerchiefs were specified, and not a single
thing omitted, except the clothes he rode out in.
We must not claim second-sight, however, for
the well-known General Stewart of Garth, whose
residence, Drummacharry, being in the glen, he
gave a farewell-dinner here to all his neighbours,
on the occasion of his departing to take a com-
mand in the West Indies, and made a speech, in-
viting the whole party to reassemble at the same
table that day three years ; but, alas ! before as
many months had elapsed, that brave and talent-
ed officer fell a victim to the climate. His estate
has been sold to Sir Archibald Campbell of Bur-
mese celebrity, but I did not hear whether he
fulfilled his predecessor's promise, of a dinner on
the day specified. It is curious that no hospita-
ble bon-vivant ever thought of instituting an an-
nual dinner, with ices, turkeys, and champaign,
in commemoration of his own memory, to be con-
GLENLYON. 395
tinued as long as any one survived who had per-
sonally known him. It would be something new,
and might ensure his not being forgotten under
a certain number of years, which is by no means
a very easy object for any one to accomplish in
these busy stirring times.
396
TAYMOUTH.
He saw apartments where appeared to rise
What seem'd as men, and fix'd on him their eyes —
Pictures that spoke ; and there were mirrors tall.
Doubling each wonder by reflecting all.
Cbabbe.
My dear Cousin, — It is not always true, as
writing masters persist in telling their pupils,
that " Familiarity breeds contempt." On the
contrary, every day, as it increases my intimacy
with the Highlands, increases also my respect
and admiration for them, so that I wish to learn
by heart every nook and cranny throughout their
wide extent, and feel convinced that life is too
short for studying thoroughly, and enjoying suf-
ficiently, their inexhaustible beauties.
We this morning treated our eyes to a sight
of Taymouth, anciently Balloch, one of the chief
TAYAIOUTH. 397
glories of Scotland, belonging for many centuries
past to the ancestors of Lord Breadalbane, the
present proprietor, whose family motto has this
peculiarity, that such of the Campbells as are
branches of the same stem, all carry a sentence
which replies to their leader. The Marquis says
" Follow me;" to which one family answers, " I
follow;" another, " Thus far;" a third, " I bide
my time ;" a fourth, " Victory follows the brave ;"
and a fifth, " I follow what is right;" a most
judicious limitation to their allegiance. The late
Peer somewhat perplexed the ignorant High-
landers, who had been accustomed from time im-
memorial to call their noble landlords, " Breada-
a-albane," by insisting on the more modern ap-
pellation of " My Lo-o-ord," to which they are
now becoming somewhat accustomed, though it
still seems to them a great diminution of dignity.
The Emperor of Russia once declared that if
he were not Alexander he would be a British
country gentleman ; but I go far beyond him,
being convinced that Taymouth Oastle would
be incomparably preferable to the Imperial pa-
lace at Petersburgh, and you will think the
398 TAYMOUTH CASTLE.
same as soon as you have seen both, which, by
the way, I have not yet done myself.
The rushing Tay devolves from its parent
lake at the west end of the park, which is varied
by fine specimens of forest trees in every variety,
and situated between two ranges of mountains,
wooded to their summits, and torn asunder to
make way for the broad expanse of pleasure
grounds between.
With a few architectural faults, this house
is a noble baronial pile, which has few rivals in
the Highlands, but the nearer anything ap-
proaches to being a ne plus ultra^ the more in-
clined people are to exhibit that most universal
of all talents, a taste for fault-finding, of which
I must now give you a specimen. Those who
are so fastidious that they cannot exist without
perfection, should leave this world as soon as
possible ; but while the objections of critics are
often frivolous and vexatious, I like to hear the
opinions of judges, who keep all their eyes open
for beauty, and only look askance at defects ;
accordingly, I agree with those who object to a
wing of the old house having been allowed to
TAYMOUTH CASTLE. 399
survive, which is obviously incongruous with the
modern castle, and breaks the line in a plan
decidedly meant to be formal. This excrescence,
which has baffled the united taste of the pre-
sent proprietor and of the modern architect,
was retained by the late Marquis as his home
while he reared this elegant castle, and he be-
came so attached to it that the addition would
at last have been thrown down by him rather
than the original. The new edifice forms a
large solid square, flanked by handsome round
towers at each corner. One wing on the right
contains an elegant private chapel, embellished
with a highly ornamented tower, and the cor-
responding wing, — which does not, however,
correspond at all, — is a long gothic edifice con-
taining the stables and offices.
If any description could do half-quarter jus-
tice to this unsurpassable place, you would say
my sketch must be " plus belle que Id veritt!'''
Only fancy its terrace winding by the river side,
its three miles of beeches, its lime-trees, — form-
ing a gothic arch of nearly a mile long, — the
forest glades, the flowery meadows, the rocks,
and wooded hills ! If a fairy offered to add
400 TAYMOUTH CASTLE.
whatever we might propose to embellish the
scene, what could you ask for more ? The gar-
dens are delicious, and nothing enchanted me
more than a fancy dairy, built some years ago,
of transparent spar, like rough blocks of ice,
projecting so as to catch every sun-beam, and
to reflect back all the prismatic colours of the
rainbow. It looks as if an ice-berg had been
stranded here and excavated for the occasion,
or as if the Empress Catherine had sent over a
specimen of her celebrated frozen palace to as-
tonish the Highlands.
Under a grove of trees, I suddenly observed
a noble herd of red deer, and it would have
driven any sportsman crazy with delight to see
these graceful creatures all starting up at our
approach. They stared for some time, then
trotted away in a line, tossing their branching
horns with inexpressible dignity, and after per-
forming a sort of military movement round the
park, they formed in a half circle, wheeled ra-
pidly past us, and took up a commanding posi-
tion on a high bank very near where we stood,
appearing there to the utmost advantage.
At this moment I began to have a glimmer-
TAYMOUTH CASTLE. 401
ing recollection that this was the very spot
where, two years ago, one of these very animals
attacked Mr. Fox Maulers carriage-horses, and
killed one, besides severely wounding the other.
This caused me some little panic on beholding
the regiment of antlers bristling in formidable
array so very near, and on turning a sharp cor-
ner we found ourselves close to one tall stately-
looking hart. He seemed perfectly tame, and
allo^^ed me to pat him, becoming gradually so
propitiated by our friendly attentions, that he
turned to join the party, and actually walked
at least a mile in our company, evidently much
pleased with his new associates, and looking so
intelligent that he seemed to understand all we
said. The red-deer are very dangerous, how-
ever, in this half-tame state, and one transport^
ed lately to Ireland, became so furious that
after killingf one man and attacking a second,
he had to be shot. During our progress, there-
fore, I wished it had been possible civilly to get
rid of our new companion, as I did not particu-
larly enjoy walking in this way, arm in arm with
so formidable a stranger, but he behaved ex-
tremely well, and seemed really sorry to leave
402 TAYMOUTH CASTLE.
us, when A slammed the gate in his face,
on our quitting the park.
Several bisons from South America were
likewise grazing near the house at Taymouth,
so we were in a perfect zoological garden, with-
out the advantage of cages, which are, on the
whole, rather desirable under such circumstances.
I was afterwards informed, that these far-tra-
velled foreigners are, even in their own country,
exceedingly fierce, but in the rich pastures of
Perthshire the bisons become still more irritable.
They did not, however, take the trouble of toss-
ing us !
The Baron's hall, at Taymouth Oastle, with
its cathedral-like door, is a splendid room, the
wainscoat of richly carved oak, the windows of
painted glass, emblazoned with the family arms,
and the oak floor so extremely slippery that
only a skilful skaiter should venture across.
In the drawing-room hang two portraits, al-
leged to be Vandyke's best. That artist's
great patron, with whom he frequently resided,
was Rich, Earl of Holland, one of the hand-
somest men of the age ; and ample justice has
been done here to the chivalric appearance of
TAYMOUTH CASTLE. 403
that nobleman, so admired at court that Charles
the First became jealous, and caused him to be
imprisoned within his own house. The Earl's
politics, like the Vicar of Bray''s, were most ac-
commodating, but, nevertheless, he died on the
scaffold at last, for making one final effort in
behalf of his royal master. That melancholy
end is what I always expect to hear of, when
admiring any fine chevalier-looking portrait of
a distinguished man in those turbulent days.
The costume of this picture is too splendid for
almost any court in the present time. What
would Louis Philippe's mud-bespattered cour-
tiers say to Lord Holland's white boots trimmed
with point, a dress of white and gold, and a
scarlet cloak flowing down behind, while his
magnificent armour, which seems to have been
that moment put off, is glittering beside him.
The other Vandyke represents Lord Hol-
land's elder brother, the Earl of Warwick, High
Admiral of England, and a steady supporter of
Cromwell's. In those days he kept open house
for the clergy, saying, " I make merry with them
and at them." This picture is very animated,
the dress beautiful, and the silken hose sa ex-
404 TAYMOUTH CASTLE.
ceedingly pink that they would put a rose to
the blush, but in these days silk stockings were
borrowed even by a crowned monarch, and few
noblemen being rich enough to have any, the
painter has shewn them due attention.
Plere also we observed several pictures by
Jameson, the Scottish Vandyke, whose prices
would be an excellent example to modern
artists, for we might all sit, if portraits of
first-rate merit cost only L.l, Ss. 4d. per
head ! Most of the Taymouth ancestors are
now in London, getting themselves refreshed,
re-gilt, and re-varnished, but we saw the first
Lord Breadalbane, one of the cleverest men in
his day, who married the daughter of Lord
Holland, and, when she died, he gained large
estates in Caithness, by espousing a widow,
heiress to the ancient Earls of Caithness. Hav-
ing occasion to conquer his newly acquired ter-
ritory, he caused a ship, laden with whisky, to
be purposely stranded off the coast, and when
the people assembled to plunder it, he surprised
theui in a state of intoxication, and defeated the
revellers with great slaughter.
In the new addition to Taymouth Castle, some
GLAMMIS CASTLE. 405
of the sitting-rooms appear only to be accessible
by passing through the chapel; and the ceiling
of the library has already cost L.300. It is most
elaborately decorated in the antique style, with
deep cornices, and a profusion of curious devices ;
but in order fully to examine and appreciate all
the ornaments, a visitor would require to pros-
trate himself for some hours on the floor.
About twelve miles beyond Cupar, in the rich
valley of Strathmore, stands the beautiful castle
of Glammis, a tall building nearly one hundred
feet high, with a world of spires, towers, turrets,
and battlements; but its greatest peculiarity is
the shape, having four wings projecting like
spokes of a wheel, towards different points of the
compass. It has for ages past belonged' to the
Earls of Strathmore, who must have been, if
painters did not flatter in former days, as they
sometimes do now, a singularly handsome race.
The most interesting event in this family was
the tragical fate of the young, innocent, and beau-
tiful Lady Glammis, publicly and ignominiously
burned to death for witchcraft on the Oastlehill
of Edinburgh. She was sister to the Earl of An-
gus, whom James the Fifth, his step-son, hated.
406 GLAMMIS CASTLE.
and his royal detestation against the house of
Douglas, led him to accuse this amiable lady of
" spelling away his life." His Majesty certainly
contrived to shorten hers ! Lady Glammis"" son,
a mere child, was forfeited, imprisoned, and con-
demned to be executed, but after the king's
death he was restored. His eldest son, the
chancellor, was slain by accident, in consequence
of a feud with the Earl of Crawford; and his
second son was the gruff Master of Glammis, who
kept the door against King James during the
famous raid of Euthven; and when the young
monarch burst into tears, he dryly remarked,
" Better that children weep than bearded men,''
a view of the subject which his Majesty never
forgot.
In later times there were six brothers in this
family, who, each in succession, became Earl of
Strathmore, and the last died a very amiable
death when endeavouring to pacify some angry
combatants in a brawl.
As we are homeward-bound now, I expect
soon to exchange writing for speaking, and nar-
rative for dialogue, which will be a most welcome
improvement in our intercourse, and I hope our
GLAMMIS CASTLE. 407
two minds will often strike a light between them.
I have sometimes thought how curious it would be,
if a volume were supernaturally to appear at the
end of men's lives, containing all they have ever
spoken. Some would be seen to have scarcely
uttered so many words altogether as would fill
a small duodecimo, while others have rattled out
more in a day than most people in a year; but,
as Pope says, the tongue is a race-horse, that
runs the faster the less it carries. We shall
both of course hit exactly the happy medium be-
tween taciturnity and volubility ; meantime wish-
ing you joy of having so voluminous a corre-
spondent, I bid you once more, a very short
adieu.
Lost in earth, in air, or main,
Kindred atoms meet again !
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BLAIR-ATHOL.
Give ear unto my song,
And if you find it wondrous short,
It cannot hold you long.
Goldsmith.
My dear Cousin, — This is the only letter I
have yet felt any regret in sitting down to write,
being my P.P.C. It is always unpleasant to do
anything for the last time ; even when finally
stepping out of an old hack-chaise, I could al-
most muster up some fine feelings for the occa-
sion. Conceive then my emotion, on parting with
this veteran pen, split up to the hilt, and on giv-
ing it a final dip into ink as thick as a pudding,
but one great secret of writing is, to know the
proper time for stopping, and I agree with a very
sensible French writer who remarks, " (Test le
BLAIR-ATHOL. 409
• role (Tun sot d'etre invportun. Uhomme sage,
" s^ait disparoitre le moment qui precede celui ou
" il seroit de trop^''
A gay annual meeting takes place in Perth-
shire at this season, for the practice and exhibi-
tion of all those athletic games and exercises for
which the Highlanders used formerly to be so
pre-eminent, and as it is held this year, close to
Blair-Athol, at the bridge of Tilt, we thought
our best compensation for not seeing Lord Eg-
linton's Tilting would be, to join this rendezvous
at the Tilt meeting, especially as we were invit-
ed to accompany a party with whom it would
have been a pleasure to go anywhere, and ac-
cordingly we proceeded to what an English
stranger called by mistake " the kilt meeting."
Here, as well as at the Ayrshire tournament,
the spectators would all have required the Hu-
mane Society's apparatus to recover drowned
persons, for the rain fell in such torrents, it really
was a natural curiosity worth coming all the dis-
tance to see. Though wind and weather did not
permit, however, crowds remained many hours on
the ground, all in full stare, and certainly a more
410 BLAIR-ATHOL.
curious exhibition can scarcely be fancied than
those Olympic games of the North.
On a grassy plain, like a magnified bowling-
green, surrounded by a ring of wild and wooded
mountains, we saw a brilliant circle of carriages,
filled with ladies — all young and beautiful, of
course — wearing arches of feathers over their
heads, and gardens of flowers underneath their
bonnets. Within this wreath of beauty and fa-
shion, was collected a multitude of tall, fine-look-
ing Highlanders, showily dressed in the gay tar-
tans of their various clans. Here kilts, phila-
begs, plaids, dirks. Highland bonnets, and eagles'
feathers were all mingled in one dazzling medley,
varied by the animated countenances of those
who wore them, all glowing with health, excite-
ment, and good humour. The scene was greatly
enlivened by the warlike bagpipes, decorated
with magnificent banners, and long streamers
which floated like rainbows in the air ; and with-
out doubt the most dignified looking human
being who steps upon the earth, is a Highland
piper in full costume, his feathers waving like
cedar trees in his bonnet, while he blows througth
BLAIR-ATHOL. 411
his pipe, till he almost blows his head off, and
struts about, as if he were leading all his clans-
men to victory. We have never been distinctly
told what was " the tune the cow died of,""
but I am convinced it could only be a Highland
pibroch.
The chieftains, noblemen, and gentlemen in
general, wore the undress tartan livery of their
clans, exactly similar to that of their tenants,
servants, or dependents, and we were expected
to distinguish the aristocracy from the demo-
cracy, not by any advantages of dress and orna-
ment, but by a native superiority of air, manner,
and appearance. In some cases this was very
easily done, for we could trace a dignity of ex-
terior in those accustomed to authority and dis-
tinction, carrying " pride in their port, and defi-
ance in their eye," which announced at once a
man of birth and rank, but, on the other hand,
there were many illustrious individuals, who re-
lied on our penetration rather too implicitly.
Among so many fine soldier-like men, practised
in fencing, dancing, and other manly exercises,
it required something very nearly superhuman
412 BLAIR- ATHOL.
to cause an instinctive recognition of any person's
real rank and consequence. If the officers in a
regiment were all equipped exactly like the men,
and indiscriminately mingled together, it might
puzzle even a Field-Marshal, or a Lord in Wait-
ing to discriminate the difference ; and even a
Highland chief, in coarse tartan plaid, and blue
bonnet, looks sometimes, to an ordinary eye, not
very unlike a Highland drover.
I have heard of such a contradiction in terms
as " an aristocratic democrat," which may do in
politics perhaps, but can scarcely be hit off
in dress; and it is such voluntary levelling of
their own external distinctions in the higher
classes, which produces Radicalism and discon-
tent among the lower orders. If noblemen and
landed proprietors, instead of "hiding behind the
veil of insignificancy," would take the trouble —
for a trouble it certainly must be — to appear on
all public occasions in a degree of state suitable
to their dignity, we should hear less about the
feelings of equality and insubordination, which are
now so rapidly increasing among those who, being
unable to estimate moral and intellectual pre-
BLAIR-ATHOL. 413
eminence, know nothing of great men but their
outward aspect, and who observe little in that
respect very obviously superior to themselves.
You have often seen the sun, when shorn of his
beams, look very like the moon, and I could
fancy how convenient it would be to a pea-
cock, if he could go about occasionally quite in-
cog, without his tail, but then he must not be
surprised if other birds think themselves as good
as he. The old prov^erb is really mistaken in
saying, that " pride feels no pain," because it is
often put to a great deal of inconvenience by the
external trappings of magnificence, which never-
theless it is unfair towards all ranks of society,
entirely to lay aside.
A tall grand-looking Highlander in full cos-
tume was pointed out to me at the Tilt meeting,
who held himself particularly erect, and walked
with a free and graceful step. My companion
whispered that he was the eldest son of Lord
S n, and I never guessed, of course, that
there could be any mistake, till several minutes
afterwards, when he appeared in the ring as a
competitor, instead of a judge, and he turned out
414 BLAIR-ATHOL.
to be an innkeeper, celebrated for his prowess
and activity. It must be difficult for men mak-
ing so astonishing a display of agility and power,
which they probably occupy years in acquiring,
to remember always the admonition of Holy
Scripture, not to " glory in their strength."
Each performer successively carried the well-
grown trunk of a larch tree, nearly twenty-feet
long, quite erect in his hands, and after running
a few steps, threw it violently forward with so
strong an impetus, that the top struck the
ground, and it wheeled completely over, describ-
ing a half-circle in the air. As one competitor
after another attempted this Herculean feat, a
pause of intense interest took place, but the
greatest success did not elicit a soupcon of ap-
plause. If the audience had been composed of
Madame Tassaud's wax- work figures, they could
scarcely have remained more passive. Except
a glance of surprise exchanged between those
who stood nearest each other, no external symp-
tom of approbation appeared ! It is so common-
ly the case in Scotland, that orators, musicians,
and other public performers, become discouraged
BLAIR-ATHOL. 415
and abashed by the solemn silence which follows
their most brilliant efforts, that I mean to invent
a machine, and take out a patent for it, which
shall make a sound like the clapping of several
hundred hands, whenever any single individual
touches the spring, which will thus fill up the
pauses of orators, while searching for an idea,
and afford the encouragement necessary for
carrying on every display of ability with proper
spirit. The only speech I have heard of lately
which excited sufficient enthusiasm, was that of
a political candidate to a Radical mob, when he
began by saying, " Gentlemen !" and not one of
the audience having ever been thus addressed
before, the burst of applause became so deafen-
ing, that not another word of his speech was
audible.
Highland dancing displays incomparable exe-
cution, and requires a rapidity of movement
which the eye can scarcely follow. One of the
performances would have amused you much, on
account of the extreme precision and neatness
which it required, being quite in the hair-breadth
style. Two walking sticks are laid on the ground
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in a horizontal cross, within the four angles of
which a dancer undertakes to perform with
matchless rapidity a series of the most intricate
steps, but the instant his foot accidentally touches
one of the sticks, he is obliged to stop. For-
merly two sharp swords supplied the place of
those inoffensive poles, and they so effectually
disabled a performer, after the slightest faux pas,
from continuing to exhibit, that he might as well
have executed his hornpipe among red-hot
plough-shares. The dance gets quicker and
quicker, the music more rapid, and the steps
more intricate every instant, while the compe-
titor passes with ceaseless activity over the pros-
trate sticks, springing so lightly across, that his
feet seem only pointing at the ground, without
ever resting on it. All that feet can do, these
Highlanders did, and more than I ever saw any
feet attempt before, but we all looked on in so-
lemn silence, as if witnessing an execution.
Nothing ever looked more like insanity than
the reels at last ! Four stout Highlanders, in
full dress, raised on a wet slippery wooden plat-
form, and dancing in the open air, under a tor-
BLAIR- ATHOL. 417
rent of rain, cracking their fingers to imitate
castenets, shuffling, capering, cutting, whirling
round, and uttering the sort of sudden yell, cus-
tomary here, during a very animated dance, to
encourage the piper. In tolerable weather this
would have been all very enlivening, but I felt
grieved for the beautiful tartans, which grew dim
as we looked at them, and such joyous merri-
ment, under a canopy of mist, rain, and east
wind, seemed quite delirious.
The wives, sisters, and daughters of the per-
formers were all anxiously looking on from be-
neath their cotton umbrellas with sensations of
interest and excitement, such as the greatest
gambler on a race- course might have envied, and
my chief diversion arose from watching their
eager countenances, while frequently, in a burst
of uncontrollable excitement, they broke through
the lines, and advanced within a few paces of the
competitors. At one moment, when the rain
poured down with peculiar vehemence, a crowd
of dripping-wet clansmen, to save their gay tar-
tans, put up a multitude of umbrellas, and cow-
ered so near our carriage for shelter, that we
418 BLAIR-ATHOL.
saw nothing of the dancing. My teasing dilem-
ma being observed by one of the judges who
happened to pass, he obligingly resolved to be-
friend me, and called out to the men in a tone
of indignant astonishment, " Put down these
umbrellas ! ! Who ever heard before of a High-
lander WITH AN UMBRELLA ! ! ! "
Down dropped every umbrella on the spot,
and the poor men looked like convicted crimi-
nals, quite humbled at the very idea of being
considered effeminate, while I really sympathized
in their mortification, aware that, to a Celt, no
accusation could have been more unwelcome.
As a learned philosopher once judiciously ob-
served, " every thing that has a limit must come
to an end;" and now having introduced you to
the scenery, machinery, and decorations of the
Highlands, while the whole dramatis personw are
collected on the stage in a state of perfect hap-
piness, I must remember that, under such cir-
cumstances, it is customary for either a comedy
or tragedy to conclude, after which the manager
makes his final speech, filled with humility on
account of his own deficiencies, and of gratitude
BLAIR-ATHOL. 419
for favours received. According, therefore,' to
established prescription, I shall finish now, in the
appropriate words of Shakespeare :
Thus on your patience evermore attending,
New joy wait on you ! Here our play has ending.
Flourish of trumpets^ drums^ and hagpipes^ —
enter a procession of Highlanders. They form
a groupi and the curtain gradually drops, amidst
thunders of applause. [Exeunt.
FINIS.
INDEX.
Page
Aberdeen, town of . . .
315
„ College at . . .
316
„ Hotel at . . .
ib.
„ Streets
320
„ Stony fields in shire of
313
Abergeldie Castle . . . .
344
Aboyne Castle .
340
Agricultural Meeting at Inverness
162
Altyre .....
188
American Bisons
402
Amusements ....
63
Arctic Birds ....
132
Badge of Highland Clans
311
Balgownie, Bridge of .
210
Ballater, Inn of .
340
Balmorral ....
346
Balveny Castle ....
. 323
Banff, primitive customs at
. 183
Barrogill Castle ....
66
Berridale ....
24
Birds at Coppensha
89
Birth-place of Admirable Crichton
359
Bishop Skinner ....
319
Blair Athol ....
408
„ Tilt-meeting at
409
„ Highland dancing at
415
422
INDEX.
Blairgowrie
Brodie Castle
„ Portraits — Emilia Brodie
„ „ Flora Macdonald
„ „ Charles I.
„ „ Boy laughing
„ „ Jew's tooth-drawin
Caithness, Ord of
„ Farmers of
„ Lord Caithness
Castle Blair
Castle Forbes
Castle Fraser
Castle Girnigo
Castle of Cluny
Castle Menzies
Castle of Orkney
Castle Sinclair
Castle Stewart
Castle Grant
„ View from
„ Portrait of Miss Colquhoun
„ „ Sir Ludovic Grant
The Sybil
5, „ Thirty Clansmen
Charity-Ball
Chieftain's Stone
Clan of Stewart
Coffin of King Duncan
Coral Islands
Cradle Bridge
Cradle of Ness
Craigievar Castle
Craiffhall
INDEX.
423
Culleu House
, ,
. 276
»
Bridge at
, .
. 280
>}
Sculpture over Avindows
. 281
»
Portrait of James VI.
. 276
»
M
Lord Findlaters
. 277
5>
J>
Countess Findlater
. 279
Danish Princess ,
, ,
. 101
Darnav
'ay Castle
,
. 182
>»
Randolph's Hall at
. 184
>j
Randolph's Table at .
. 185
»
Portrait of Q,ueen Mary at
. 186
5>
Heronry at
. 187
JJ
Family Motto
. 183
Dunbeatli Castle
, ,
25
Dunnottar Castle
Dornoc''
•
. 321
1
3
»
11 • .
Cathedral
j>
„ Monument in
17
Duchess-Countess of Sutherland
5
Dunrobin Castle .
. « •
13
jj
Portrait of D.-C. of Sutherland
16
>j
j>
Lady Glenorchy
. ib.
j>
»
Lady Janet Sinclai
V . ib.
J)
j>
Earl of Sutherland
ib.
5>
j>
Countess of Suther]
and . 17
JJ
J)
Duke of Richmond
ib.
Duff House
. . •
. 285
>5
Portrait of Lucy Waters
. 289
JJ
j>
Lady Carlisle
. ib.
JJ
»
Jane Shore
ib.
»
»
Lady Castlemain .
ib.
)J
»
Countess of Coventi
y . ib.
>J
»
Queen Mary
ib.
5>
j>
Duchess of Portsmo
uth ib.
>J
jj
Nell Gwyn
ib.
424
INDEX.
DufF House, Portraits at :
„ „ Duchess of Richmond
„ „ Chevalier St. George
„ „ Colonel Gardiner
„ „ George II.
„ „ First Earl and Countess of Fife
„ „ Admirable Crichton
„ „ Constable of Boiirbon
„ „ Mrs. Abingdon
„ „ Madame de Montespan
„ „ Duchess of Cleveland
„ „ Duchess of Gordon
Dunkeld Cathedral
„ Marble Tablet in
„ Statue of late Duke of Atholl in
„ Monument to Marquis of Atholl in
Dunkeld Palace .
„ Miniature Model of
„ Grounds of
„ Glass Pavilion at
Dunphail
„ Cumming of
„ Glen of
Elchies
Elgin Cathedral
Episcopalian Clergyman
Fair Isle, want of Gospel at
Feroe Isles, Governor of
Ferrytown
„ Inn at
„ Ferrymen at
Fitful Head
Flagstaff at Lerwick Castle
Flood in Morayshire
Fochabers
Page
INDEX.
425
Page
Fort-Charlotte .
. 128
Forres
,
. 178
Fyvie
.
. 295
?j
[nn at
. 297
j>
Manse of
. 300
5>
Churchyard at
. 302
Fyvie
Castle
. 305
»
Cross-barred Gate at
. 306
»
Housekeeper at
. 307
j>
Staircase at
. 310
;>
Park at
. 313
Glammis Castle
. 405
Glenfiddich
. 225
Glenlivet
ib.
Golspi
e
11
Gordonston
. 226
Gordon Castle
. 242
Park at
. 248
Deer at
. 265
Trees at
. 260
Old Tower at
. 244
Entrance Hall at
. 245
Charles Edward's Purse at
. 257
Portraits : First Earl of Hui
itly . 246
„ First Marquis of Huntly,
and second ib.
„ Countess of Huntly
. 247
„ Duchess of Gordon
. 248
„ Duke of Gordon
. 250
„ Lord Peterborough
. 251
„ Late Duke of Gordon
. 252
„ Duke of Perth
. 253
„ George IV.
ib.
„ Queen of James II.
. 254
„ Q,ueen Mary
ib.
„ lierodias
.
,
. 256
426
INDEX.
Gordon Castle — Portraits
» >} St.
Grantown
Grey Stone at Forres
Helmsdale
„ Castle
Highland Funerals
„ Shepherds
Infant Schools
Invercauld
Isle of Sanda
James Mitchell
Kirkwall Cathedral
Kildrummy Castle
„ Historical
Killiecrankie
King's Pass
Largest Yew Tree
Lady Watson
Laird of Bonymoor
Lerwick
„ Small Canoes at
„ Inn at
„ Road in .
Loch-na-gar
Logie Rait
Lord Dudley
Lord George Murray
Lord Norbury
Lord Saltoun's Gardener
Lude
Lynn of Dee
Macbeth's Cairn
Mar Lodge
Marquis of TuUibardine
Charles I.
Paul rebuking St.
Peter
account of
INDEX.
427
Page
Meeting of Tay and Lyon
389
Mermaid, Story of" . . .
91
Miniature Cottage
141
Monymusk Castle
328
„ Village of
329
„ Priory of
ib.
„ Inn, Parlour of
lb.
Morayshire
. 197
Mr. Phin
36
Moy House
. 193
Murthly .
. 368
Natural Forest
. 347
New Light-house
100
Nottingham House
26
Old Soldier
214
Philosophical Theory
139
Poets
171
Popish Chapel
37
Primitive Mill
140
Private Diary
309
Heluglas .
200
Roost of Sumburgh
151
Rowland Hill
61
Sanquhar House
181
Scrabster Castle .
56
Shetland
72
„ Consumption of Tea in
103
„ Wealth of . . . .
75
Shetlanders, appearance of . . .
122
„ employment of . . .
123
„ employment of children
134
„ mutual sympathy of
104
„ hospitality of . . .
123
„ town and country housce of
126
Shetland Ponies .
. . .
131
428 INDEX.
Page
Spey Bridge ....
. 239
Steam Boat ....
73
„ Passengers on board of
74
Statistics of Scotland
. 77
Stirkoke ....
39
Sheridan ....
. 264
Taymoutli ....
. 896
„ Castle . . .
. 398
„ Fancy Dairy at
. 400
„ Red Deer at .
ib.
„ Family Motto
. 397
„ Baron's Hall at
. 402
„ Portrait of Earl of Holland
ib.
5, „ Earl of Warwick
. 403
„ „ First Lord Breadalbane
404
Teutonic Castle ....
141
Tifty's Annie ....
303
Thurso .....
46
„ Strong Sea at . . .
49
„ Fishermen at . . .
51
„ New Church at .
57
„ late Incumbent at
58
„ Free choice of present' minister at
59
„ Castle ....
4r
„ Old Housekeeper at
54
Vale of Glenlyon . . . .
389
Village of Weem
383
Voyage to Caithness . . . .
151
Wick
27
„ Harbour at . . . .
153
Witches' Moor . . . . .
170
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