.^^ ^ n EnoTfl-v-ecl from a I'Eig «■ Ly H.W Smi; i (I . () u^ RHYMES WITH KEASON AND WITHOUT. BY B. P.SHILLABER Do I not represent myself to the life 1 Enough ; all tho world knows me in my book, and my book in me. — Montaigne. NEW-YORK : J. C. DERBY, 8 PARK PLACE. BOSTON: — PHILLIPS, SAMPSON & CO. CINCINNATI :—H. W. DERBY. 1854. Entered according to Aci of Congress, in the year 1853, by B. P. SHILLABER, In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the District of Massachusetts. HOLMAN, GRAY & CO., PBINTEUS, NEW-YORK. M, (Clmrte (0. torn; THROUan WHOSE INDULGENCE THE WRITER WAS FIRST INDUCED TO EMBARK ON THE TIDE OP RHYME, IS RESPECTFULLY INSCRIBED. PREFACE The author of tte follomng is too old an offender to expect to be shielded from criticism by any pretence of Tcrdancy, and he puts in no claim for critical clemency on that account ; but he •would ask consideration for the fact that all he has written was merely intended, originally, to amuse the writer himself, and such newspaper readers as might venture upon its perusal in the corner of their fayorite journal. He disclaims all previous inten- tion of throwing his productions into their present form, — per- haps it would have been better had he never consented to do so, — but the importunity of many friends overcame the scruples existing in his mind, and he has herein perilled his own peace for their gratification. Many of the articles have received a goodly share of popular commendation, for some reason ; and the writer trusts the merit they possess — if any — may prove a palliative for such demer- its as may be found in the rest, — too easily discoverable, he greatly fears. The portrait accompanying is a freak of the inordinate vanity that has grown up recently in the man, in view of the lavish VI PREFACE. newspaper praise he has received, which has served to bring him out of the shadow of his own hugeness, into the broad sunlight of notoriety. A desire has been frequently expressed, by distant friends/ to see the *' liniments " of Mrs. Partington, and he is most happy to gratify their wish. The writer trusts that in no instance in his book has he uttered a word or sentiment that need disturb the equanimity of the most fastidious; and though the "Rhymes without Reason" may predominate, still, as the amusement of the people was their aim, their good-nature may atone for lack of literary merit. One word he can say, however, for his entire book, — as the man said about his baby, — "It is not a very handsome baby, but it's mine." The different phases of feeling expressed therein, whether of the mirthful or the sad. — and there is much of sad- ness in it, — are correct transcripts of the writer's own feelings, moved at times by grief as deep as the human heart can know, and by joys of a corresponding strength. He leaves his book with the public, fully conscious of its imper- fections, but with a latent hope that it may conduce to the pleasure of those who read it ; with the hope, too, that the friendly feeling which has prompted its premature praise may not be wholly disappointed in view of its deficiencies. CONTENTS PAGE THE VOICE OF THE PRESS, > 11 THE POOR man's WEALTH, 15 YOUNG GRI>IES, 18 BALLAD OF THE PISCATAQUA, 21 THE EARTH AND THINGS, 24 LITTLE EMALA. GOING TO SLEEP, 26 THE POOR FARM, 28 POVERTY IN A SHOWER, 30 THE SKELETON SCHOONER, 88 THE SUMMER RAIN, 36 UNFAILING SIGNS, 38 WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT ? 40 MYSTERIOUS RAPPINGS, 43 THE CONSUMPTIVE, 47 THE SONG OF THE JILTED ONE, 49 THE OLD PRINTER, 52 THE THREE LOCKS, 55 THE MAN IN THE 'BUS 58 THE OMEN MOON, 59 THE LAUGHING BAN, 61 THE JOUR, printer's MONUMENT, 64 THE WIDOW OP noddle's ISLAND, 68 THE SPRING ON THE SHORE, 71 MRS. PARTINGTON AT TEA, 73 THE JACKET OF BLUE, 75 MRS. PARTINGTON'S FAREWELL, 77 Vm CONTENTS. PAGB WITHEEED GKASS, 78 MEMOKIES, 80 OUR ELLEN, 82 PHILANTHROPOS AT FAULT, 84 DOMESTIC JEWELS, 86 THE LITTLE RIVULET, 87 A VALENTINE, 90 NEW HAMPSHIRE, 92 OPENING OF THE LATE MR. JOHN SMITH'S WILL, 94 BENEVOLENCE, 99 ]»IDNIGHT MUSIC, lOl A SPRITELY REVENGE, 103 THE OLD GREEN COTTON, 106 OWED TO MONEY, 108 A VISION OF LIFE, Ill AN OLD PARABLE MODERNIZED, 114 IJNES IN AN ALBUM, 115 A GLANCE OUT INTO THE COOL, 117 THE OLD bachelor's BEQUEST, 120 THE GARDEN GRAVES, 122 THE 'BIDING CURSE, 125 THE OLD IMAGE-MAKER, 128 WELCOBIE TO JENNY LIND, 130 SPIRIT LONGING, 132 A SWEET REVENGE, 135 PARSON STORER IN A FIX, 138 THE COTTAGE BY THE SEA, 143 ON THE DEATH OF A CHILD, 146 THE TABLES TURNED : A DOGGEREL, 148 THE MISER, 153 SILVER VERSUS TIN, , 155 SOLDIER, COME HOME ! . . . • 156 THE UNION, 159 A PLEASURE-TRIP TO HAMPTON, 162 TO THE OLD INKSTAND, 169 CONTENTS. IX PAGB SATURDAY NIGHT, • 1 ' 1 THE LITTLE GEAVE REVISITED, 174 A SLEIGHING SONG, 1 '^ THE FEARFUL OATH, 1 <° THE FIRST ROBIN OP SPRING, 1°2 "DANIEL WEBSTER IS NO MORE !" 183 A RETROSPECTION, 1"^ RUBBISH ABOUT AN OLD HOUSE, lo« RUM REMINISCENCES, 1°^ THE miner's RETURN, 1^1 CITY PHILOSOPHY, 1^^ THE ANTIQUATED CHAPEAU, 1^9 OLD TIMES, ^^l A RHYME ABOUT A BABY, 204 THE bar-keeper's DREAM, 208 THE SEEDY OLD GENTLEMAN, • • 21t> THE printer's SORROWS ENDED, 21a THE WITCH OF LYNN, 218 APPLES : AN ANALOGY, 221 THE DEAD SAILOR, 222 RHYME ABOUT A BULLFROG, 224 . 226 FRANKLIN, ^"^ THE DISAPPOINTED FLOCK ; OR, THE SHEPHERD IMPOUNDED, . 228 I wouldn't WOULD YOU? 232 'the coal-dealer's DREAM, 233 A SONG -'^^ 240 A TOUCHING BALLAD, ^^" YARN OF THE ANCIENT SIARINER, 243 94Q MY LITTLE ANGEL BOYS, ^^^ love's vicissitudes, 2ol ANGEL VISITS, ^"^^ THE MYSTERY SOLVED, '^^' A PICTURE FROM LIFE, "^^ THE RULING PASSION, ^"^ THE VETERAN ^^^ X CONTENTS. PlOB LAY OP THE LAST WHITE HAT, 265 THE MAIDEN OP THE FOUNTAIN, 267 CHARITY AT HOME, 269 A STORY OP A SERENADE, 272 OEACULAR PEARLS PROM THE LIPS OP MRS. PARTIIfGTON, . . 276 THE LOST ONE, 278 OVER THE WAY LYRICS, 280 THE COROMANDEL'S LAMENT, ' . . . 285 A PICTURE, 287 A WISH OP FRIENDSHIP, 288 A PROPHECY FOE FIFTY-TWO, 290 CORA BELL. A BALLAD 293 WINTER BLOSSOMS, 295 UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES 297 THE AUTHOR TO HIS READERS, 298 SONNETS 801 THE VOICE OF THE PRESS. How some men glory in the trophies olden, Won from the hiding dust of grim decay, Prizing each time-worn trifle more than golden, That long in cobweb gloom hath lain away ! — Searching in garrets and in dark haunts dismal. Where the lone spider holds exclusive reign ; Plunging in cellars, 'mid their depths abysmal, K-elics of eld in triumph to obtain ! Thus went a seeker on a day exploring, Curiously peeping in each musty paper ; Behind old wainscots, and 'neath ancient flooring. Each nook illuming with a sickly taper. Suddenly, standing on an elevation. Peering high up on shelves above his head. He heard a voice that to his trepidation Said, in plain English, " Just get off my bed ! " Closer he peered into the nook before him. And marvelled much such utterance to hear ; Sounded the ceiling all around and o'er him, With curiosity allied with fear ! 12 THE YOICE OF THE PRESS. When, tkrough the struggle of his yearning vision, The darkness yielded to its earnestness, Dimly appeared none other apparition Than the worn relics of an ancient Press. Grimly it rested in its corner dusty, Where in forgetfulness obscure it lay ; Worm-eaten, old, and rickety, and rusty. Memorial sad of days long passed away. Gazing upon it with a wonder glowing, Fancy endowed the ancient frame with tongue ; And, as he gazed, like music olden flowing. This song it to the listener said or sung. THE SONG OF THE PRESS. Crazy and old, crazy and old, I 'm left to a drear decay ; My destiny 's done, my story is told ; Yet, though oblivion's clouds enfold, By one reflection I 'm still consoled, I have wcyrn myself away ; And though with rubbish I 'm now enrolled, I have lived to bless my day. Dark times were they when to birth I sprang, Ready armed for the fight ; When trumpet-like my loud voice rang. Awaking the nations with its clang, THE VOICE OP THE PRESS. 13 Or my joyful notes of triumph sang, As Error took its flight, — Wounded, fled, with many a pang, In Truth's enkindled light. For the people, the people, I 've ever spoke, To their call I 've ever sprang ; Never in vain did they aid invoke ; My voice the sleeping Samsons woke. And urged the speedy avenging stroke ; In thunder tones it rang, When Cromwell rived the tyrant's yoke, And heavenly Milton sang. In later days its tones were heard On our own beloved shore. And quick in the minds of men it stirred. As greedy ears drank in its word. Prompting deeds which no fears deterred. Or gloomy doubts cast o'er ; Waking hopes not to be deferred, To be put to rest no more. Alas ! and thus I am thrust away To an ignominious lot ; Mouldering, mouldering day by day, No sunbeam visits my bed with its ray, No laurel wreaths round my head now play, And, chained to this dismal spot, The friend of Franklin and Faust now may. E'en like them, die and rot. 14 THE VOICE OF THE PRESS. The old press thus its dismal ditty ended, And with emotion creaked in every joint ; No strain of hope was with its sorrow blended, — Backward, all backward, did it look and point. " My dear old friend," thus then did speak the mortal, " Still from the past your consolation borrow; Don't look a moment through the future's portal. But find in what you 've done ' surcease from sorrow.* " You cannot be surprised to be unheeded, When you contrast your feebleness of power "With younger presses, now that, lightning speeded, Ten tokens give us for your one an hour. " So lie right down and talk yourself to sleep, Like some old crones we have out 'neath the sun, Who, with an everlasting dulness, keep Vexing our ears with tales of what they 've done." THE POOR MAN'S WEALTH. I BOAST no broad ancestral lands, No towers of lofty pride ; I have no niche where Mammon stands, For worship deified ; Mine is no lofty sounding name, Allied with deeds of note, To draw the meed of loud acclaim From many a brawling throat. What is the wealth that crowns the great, To treasures of the soul ! Let me enjoy my poor estate, Beyond the world's control. The rich man's lot I '11 envy not. His life of downy ease ; They are not worth a passing thought, Compared with scenes like these. There 's music in the gentle stream That murmurs near my door ; There 's beauty in the sun's bright beam That gilds the meadow o'er. 16 THE POOR man's WEALTH. The insect sings upon the flower, The bird upon the tree ; All mine — all mine — great Nature's dower- They shine and sing for me I See yon lake, flashing in the light, O'er which the white sails glide ! Show me a scene more bravely bright, Or one of richer pride : I care not who the lake may own, — If great or rich he be, — Its market-worth is his alone, Its beauty is for me I See yonder hill its head uprear, And frown upon the plain ! I bless the grandeur pictured there, To endlessly remain ; The mountain breeze I love to feel — This lesson it instils : The town enslaves with bonds of steel, There 's freedom on the hills. The rich, upon their beds of down, Know not the joy I claim When sunbeams first yon summit crown With dyes of heavenly flame ; My soul soars upwards with the lay That Nature's myriads raise, And greets the newly wakened day With thankfulness and praise. THE POOR man's WEALTH. 17 Give me my cottage by the hill, My life of humble fare, My little plot of earth to till. And love my home to share, A heart to feel for others' pain, — Content with this, and health, My lips should never once complain, Nor ask for more of wealth. 2 YOUNG GRIMES. Old Grimes is dead, that good old man, "We ne'er shall see him more ; But he has left a son, who bears The name that old Grimes bore. He wears a coat of latest cut, His hat is new and gay ; He cannot bear to view distress, So turns from it away. His pants are gaiters, fitting snug O'er patent-leather shoes ; His hair is by a barber curled ; He smokes cigars, and chews. A chain of massive gold is borne Above his flashy vest ; His clothes are better, every day, Than were old Grimes's best. He wears a gold watch in his fob, From it hang golden seals ; He daily drives around the town Behind a horse's heels. TOUNG GRIMES. 19 In fashion's courts he constant walks, Where he delight doth shed ; His hands are white and very soft, But softer is his head. He 's six feet tall, no post more straight, His teeth are pearly white ; In habits he is sometimes loose, And sometimes very tight. His manners are of sweetest grace, His voice of softest tone ; His diamond pin 's the very one That old Grimes used to own. His jetty hair conceals his mouth. His whiskers hide his cheek ; He has an aunt of Christian mould. Of temper mild and meek. A dickey tall adorns his face, His neck a scarf of blue ; He sometimes goes to church, for change. And sleeps in Grimes's pew. He sports the fastest " crab " in town. Is always quick to bet ; He never knows who 's President, But thinks " old Tip" 's in yet. 20 YOUNG GRIMES. He dissipates the cash most free, Is lavish as the air ; I grieve to hear, from those who know, That sometimes he will swear. He has drunk wines of every kind, And liquors cold and hot ; Young Grimes, in short, is just that sort Of man Old Grimes was not. BALLAD OF THE PISCATAQUA. [A SLIGHT AFFECTATION OF THE ANTIQUE.] BLOODY FIGHT POINT.* In the younger days of the colonies, When minions of the king held sway, Ere the towns in pride began to rise By swift Piscataqua, Beside its ever-restless tide Lay two plantations fair ; A fertile point did them divide, Of excellence most rare. Then out spoke Captain Wiggin, bold, — Captain Thomas was he hight, — " This point is goodly to behold, With richest worth bedight ; * A eerere contest arose between the agents of the two plantations (now Dover and Portsmouth) respecting the settlement of a point of land which extended into the river from the south-western shore, and which was equally convenient for both plantations. Wiggin began to make improvements upon it ; Neal ordered him to desist. Wiggin persisted, and threatened to defend his right by the sword ; Neal replied in the same determined manner, and they would havo proceeded to extremities, if some more moderate persons had not persuaded them to refer the dispute to their employers. From these circumstances the contested place was called " Bloody Fight Point," and still retains that name. — Adams' Annah qf Portsmouth. BALLAD OF THE PISCATAQTJA. " And here I '11 plant the yellow grain, And here the axe shall sound, And golden crops shall crowd my wain, And plenty aye abound." Then up spake Captain Walter Neal — " Now, by my faith, not so ! To weapons dire I '11 make appeal, Ere onward thus thou 'It go. " For unto the Lower Plantation Doth this fair point belong. And I, for its full possession, Will battle long and strong.'* Then stoutly spoke Captain Thomas, For a gallant man was he : " When you 're able to take it from us, To yield it I '11 agree." Then Captain Neal turned deadly white. Brim full was he of rage ; He ground his teeth in fearful spite, And threatened war to wage. And Captain Thomas Wiggin, he Looked stern and very wroth, And vowed a fight he 'd like to see, For combat nothing loth. BALLAD OF THE PISCATAQUA. 2l