\ ONIE! ^;^.,.- A TALE OF LONDON IN FIVE ACTS: ACT I.— "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL." ACT 2.— "RESCUED P'ROM TEMPTATION." ACT 3.— "THREE YEARS LATER." ACT 4.-" STILL A STRAY." ACT 5.-" / 'J'he earlier parts oj" this play are derived somewhat from an old novels but its Dramatic Incidents and construction are entirely original, and as such, all persons are cautioned against infriiigement 0/ the author' s and proprietor' s right, as de/ined by the laiv ofcopyright. BRO O KLY N, N. Y. 1873- Kiitered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1873, by William A. De Long, in the Office of the Librarian of Congress at Washington. • • ^-^F COIVCJ^ CHARACTERS : Mr. Sidney Lovewold, Mr. John Weston, Mr. Augustine Prowl, Gilly Glory, Mr. Watson {a poUcemaii), John (a servant). ONIE GRAYFORD. Bella Weston {yohn Weston's daughter), Mrs. Watts, An Old Woman. Scene — London. Time — Modern. The action of the Play extends over a period of fo.ur years. ) ^s O N I E ! ^Ik^Ct 1. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.' SCENE I. — Great Suffolk Street — Night. House R. 2 E. with porch and steps facing audience. Practicable door ; Bay windoxv, tvith blinds facing L. Blinds closed and light seen through. Music inside. Gas-lamps lit. Gas-lamp L. 2 E. At opening. — People pass to and fro. Enter GiLi-Y Glory, from L. He peers around — looks in house, window, then stands, hands in pocket. GiLLy. Aint this awful ! I never in my whole business ca- reer saw such times. Hard ! Hard aint no name for it. I've picked three pockets to-night, and there warn't nothing in none of 'em. I don't know how a fellow can get an honest living in this way. I've tried ^j/^rj)/ thing with 'equal success. I took to politics — picked a man's pocket while he was casting his vote for another politician to pick it ; found he had just paid his taxes and didn't have anything left, Then I turned artist — became a musician — borrowed an orchestra, or rather, a banjo, from a mercantile friend — Simes, the pawnbroker- tried to play a tune on the corner and pass 'round raj hat. Could't extract a note out of it ; the music was too flat, or else the people were too sharp to appreciate it. Then I became a manager — formed a partnership with a lady artist — my friend, Onie. She got up a concert on the corner, and I took in the money — attracted large houses, or crowds — made a respectable fortune, something like ten-pence everj^ day. True to my pro- fession, I divided equall)^ — I kept all the money and let the star do all the work. These terms my artiste partner didn't 4 ON IE! like, and left me. I started alone again, and as I have alrcadj' said, picked three pockets and am none the richer. Onie went into the match business, and is trying to be honest. What an idea! Ha! ha! ha! Just as if she could make a living selling matches ; brimstone 's too cheap. {Looks off r. i e.) Here comes Watson — an arm of the law, who always acts as if he was suspicious of me, although I never could imagine why. Enter Watson, r. i e. {He is a rough, red-faced policeman.) Wat. {gruffly) What's up now ? Gil. Nothing ! I was only thinking the folks in there {poijiting to house) might take pity on a fellow and share their banquet. Wat. Well, if they do, I'll send you word. Gil. {rueftdly moving) Thank 3'ou — I can take a hint. Wat. Come — be off. {Gilly jHoves off k. i e. Watson slowly off\.. i E.) Onie. {outside, l. u. e.) Lights ! lights ! Congreve lights ! {Re-enter GiLLY, R. i E.) Gil. I heard Onie's voice then. I haven't seen her since we dissolved partnership. Now, if I could only persuade her to develope her talent under my management again. I'll try. — (moves quickly towards L. u. E. ajid runs against Onie as she enters. She pushes hi??t back violently^ Onie. {indignantly) What's the matter with you? Gil. {7'ecovering himself) Give me a moment — ^allow me to collect myself. Onie. {lifting out broken boxes of matches) All scrunched ! You've done for my lights this time — sure enough ! Gil. {aghast) Your what ? Onie. {half crying) Can't you see — my matches — every kiver gone, and you cant pay either. Gil. That's a fact — but fortune jnay smile upon me, and then I'll discharge the liabilit)% with good interest. So never mind — don't cry— but tell me : how's trade? Onie. Slow — very slow. I haven't sold a box. Folks is promised so much brimstone in the next world, they don't seem to care about investing in an}' in this. (Gilly latighs.) Gil. Onie, let me advise you : — Leave off vulgar trading, and become an artiste. Give concerts on the corners of the street. With your talent, you'd make a little fortune, {aside) or I would. Onie. A fortune, {sharply) Where's my share of the money you got the last time I pla)'ed on the corner? Gil. Your share. Where's 7?iy share, is what Ld like to know. When the concert was over I had nothing. ON IE ! 5 Onie. Nothink ! I saw people putting money in the hat my- self. Gil. Of course they did ; but see here (shows hole in hat) my hat's got a hole in it, and as fast as pennies were dropped in the)' dropped out again. Some mean fellow put them in his pocket. Onie. Oh ! {turns aivay.) Gil. Will you try concerts again, Onie ? Onie. No ! — the terms don't suit. Gil. {aside) Onie's too sharp, and evidently doubts my hon- esty. I never could deal with people who have no contidence in me. {Exit r. i e.) {Music in house. Onie peeps in window. The music affects her ; she commences shtcffling her feet, and finally dances. Dances off and returns to window, peeping again. This is repeated two or three times tmtil music ceases ; she then leans on window-sill, looking in. Re-enter Watson, L. i E., patrolling, sees Onie, and touches her roughly on shoulder.) Onie. {turning) Oh ! Stop that, please ; )'ou hurts. Wat. What do j^ou want here ? Onie. Nothin' particular. Wat. You'd better go home. Onie. {tzmrling herself about) Watt's won't let me. You know Mother Watts? Wat. {gruffly) Yes ; I know her. Onie. She's down on me, cause I can't pa}'. No trust, you know. Wat. You can't stop here. Move on, is the word now. Onie. {leaning) Lor' bless you, this is the most comfortablest doorway in the whole street, so if you don't mind I'll just take a nap until that young feller comes : he is the onl)' one in the whole world who speaks pleasantly to me, and I'd wait all night for one kind word or smile. You're new to this beat, ain't you? Wat. P'raps. Onie. You used to do Kent Street, and stir up Mother Watts. You locked her up once, don't you remember? Wat. Yes ; I remember. Are you going ? Onie. If you won't let me sta)', ol course I am. {Moves a step, and then turns back.) I sa}', they've got a jolly kick-up here ; Old Weston's gal's buff-da)'. I wish I was her ! Did you ever see her of a Sunday? Wat. Come, come ; don't talk any more, but go home, I've had enough of you. {Pushes her.) Onie. All right ; why didn't you say so afore. {Slowly moves off L. u. E. Watson watches her, and then exit r. i. ^., patrol- ling. Onie re-enters, watching Watson, and chuckling.) 6 N I E ! He's not everybody, tho' he thinks he is. {Lays down itt door- way. Latighter aftd mtisic in /lotise^ Oh ! What fun they're having. {Goes to window and peeps?) Don't I wish it was my buff-day, and somebody had something to give me. Oh ! don't I — now the}'' re dancing again — {dances to music) — What larks ! {Suddenly stops ; seats herself in doorway.) I wonder if /ever had a buff-daj'. No ; I don't believe I ever did : there was onl}' one who knows an)'thing about that, and she has gone far, far away. {Buries face in hatids and leans against door ; it opeits, and Bella Weston appears?) Bella, (jn white party dress) I'm sure I heard Sidney. {Sees Onie.) Onie. {gazing at her in amazement?) It's onlj' me ; I got under the porch to lie down. You left the door ajar, and it giv'd way when I leant against it. Bella. Who are you ? Onie. Only a stray, Miss ; nobody minds me. Bella, {kindly) Oh, yes ; somebody minds yow. — / do ; wait a moment. {Exit in house.) Onie. {clasping her hands) Heavings ! Hain't she beautiful ; an angel all in white. Re-enter, Bella, from house, with cakes and apples, which she gives Onie. Bella. Here are some goodies for you ; father wouldn't let me have you in the house, so I brought them here. Onie. {dancing with excitement) Oh ! Miss, you're an angel, you are. Just to go and be so kind to a poor girl. It isn't everybod)' who is kind to poor girls thej' don't know nothink about. Bella. More's the pit}'. I think you are the girl Sidney sometimes speaks of. Onie. He speaks of me ? Bella. He hasn't come yet. Onie. {picking up an apple) Oh, I know that ! Bella. How? Onie. Leastways — that is — {confused) — I've been here a con- siderable time and ain't seed nothing of him. {Voice in house calls "Bella.") Bella. That's father ; I must go in. Good-bye ; perhaps sometime I'll have you come and see me ; we may be able to do something for you. {Exit in house?) Onie. Good night ! good night, dear angel. {As Bella passes in, Onie kisses her dress. Door closes. (Jnie leans against porch.) Why, oh, why is she so beautiful and happy, and I, so miserable and wretched ! {Lies down i?i doorway.) Enter Sidney Lovewold, l. i e. N I E ! 7 Sid. Well, here I am at last, and late for Bella's party. " Better late than never" — that's a trite consolation, with a little dash of flattery. I'll make amends for vcvy tardiness with this little gift. {Takes small paper parcel from pocket, then returns it.) Girls, they sa}^, are always susceptible to a handsome present ; however, it will go a long waj? to excuse me, if I don't succeed in making an ass of myself before I get rid of it. I don't know that I am over bashful, but I can safely say, at the very point when I am most in need of courage, is just the moment when I have the least. If well, I must chance it. {Crosses stage ; goes to run up steps, stumbles over Onie.) Onie. {Jumps up) Oh ! Gimini ! Sid. Hello! I didn't know anybody was hiding. Why, my child, what are you doing here ? Onie. The young lady in there was so good to me, and I wasn't quite used to it. I was kinder thinkin', Mr. Lovewold. Sid. You know my name ? Onie. Oh, I knows everybod}' about here. {Suddenly.) I loves her, Mr. Lovewold. Sid. You love her? Onie. Yes ; {giggling) so do a^ou. Oh, you needn't stare, I've seed you together. Be happy ; I gives 3'ou my blessing. Sid. Well, I'm much obliged to you. {Feeling in pocket. draws out handkerchief, and drops the paper parcel co7itaining brooch. Aside) Pshaw ! I spent all the money I had with me for Bella's brooch. {Aloud) Too bad — not even a penny. Onie. It isn't the pennies I keers about so much from you, it's the voice and the smile. Why, I could live on one kind word a week. Sid. Poor fare, my little waif. However, I shan't forget you, trust that. It's quite late, you must go home now. Onie. Why, I ain't got no home ; wish I had. Sid. And your mother? Onie. I never had no mother. {Laughs.) I don't mean that exactly, sir. {Sadly.) My mother is Sid. I beg your pardon ; I'm wrong. I couldn't know, of course, that your mother was — Onie. Dead ! Yes, that's it. Dead and gone, sir ; but that's nothing to 3'ou ; I'm bleeged to take care on myself. Sid. {aside) There's something good in this girl. {Aloud) I've taken a fancy to you. Onie. So havo I to you, sir. Sid. Then it's mutual, eh? Onie. I s'pose so, tho' I don't know 'zactly what moo\.m\ means. Sid. Well, I'd like to help you. Onie. Would you, sir? 8 O N I E ! Sid. Suppose I set 3'ou up in some neat little business — say vegetables or bouquets, would you leave all bad associations and live better? Onie. Oh ! tr}' me. Sid. I'll think it over, and see you about it again. Onie. Oh, thank you, sir. [Exit Sidney in house.) Onie. I wonder if he means it. No ! he'll forget all about the kind words to the poor stray when he is with her. I've heerd such things afore : words is cheap and promises cost nothink. Yet, somehow I feels he meaned it. Well, Onie, this ain't getting )rou a night's lodging and a supper. I guess I'd better be making my way to Wattsey's, though I don't be- lieve she'll let me in, 'cause I ain't made a penny. {Crosses L. Sees paper parcel.) What's that! {Mtisic ppp.) Something hard in a paper ; did he drop it ? {Opens paper.) Gold ! A gold breastpin ! Oh, how awful grand I'd look in this — shall I keep it? No! {Crosses io house.) Yes, I will. No, I'll ask him if it's his. Why should I ? He's a sham like all the rest, and Mother Watts will give me money for it. {Half turning toward house as if reasoning ivith herself. Wats'