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 67, Chancery Lane, London. 
 
POSTHUMOUS PARODIES 
 
 AND 
 
 ®ifyzx pieces, 
 
 COMPOSED BY SEVERAL OF OUR 
 
 MOST CELEBRATED POETS, 
 
 BUT NOT PUBLISHED IN ANY FORMER EDITION OF THEIR 
 "WORKS. 
 
 LONDON : 
 
 PRINTED FOR JOHN MILLER, 25, BOW-STREET, 
 COTENT GARDEN. 
 
 1814. 
 
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CONTENTS. 
 
 PART I. 
 
 Page 
 
 A Prefatory Letter, Addison . „ . vii 
 
 The Patriot's Progress. Shakspeare . .1 
 
 Fashion. Milton . . . .3 
 
 Sir Francis's Feast, or the Jacobin Journalists. Dryden 13 
 
 From the Temple of Fame. Pope . . 24 
 
 On the Eve of a general Election. Thomson . 29 
 
 The Aspirants. Collins . . . .33 
 
 PART II. 
 
 A Prefatory Letter. Johnson .' . .41 
 
 The Chaplain. Author of the Vicar of Bray . , 45 
 
 On returning from a Ball at Daybreak. Gray . 49 
 
 The Speaker's Dinner. Goldsmith . . .59 
 
 Prologue for St Stephen's Theatre. Johnson . 68 
 
 Reflections of an imprisoned Libeller. Cowper , 73 
 
 The Invasion of Russia. Darwin . . . 7T 
 
 A Batchelor's Soliloquy. Shakspeare . . 80 
 
 End of the Parodies. Shalispeare . . .82 
 
 MISCELLANEOUS. 
 
 On the Election of W W. P. L. W., Esq. Imitated 
 
 from Pindar . . . .83 
 To the Hon. * * * * * *. Imitated from Horace . 89 
 Biographical Memoir of Helen ; for the use of Schools 97 
 
 Concluding Apology . . .' , 100 
 
PART I. 
 
 ^refatorp paper* 
 
 BY THE SHADE OF MR. ADDISON. 
 
 Quae gratia — vivis, 
 ■ eadem sequitur tellure repostos. 
 
 Virg, JEn. VI, 653, 4, 5. 
 
 Shakspeare. — Milton* — Drydeiu — Pope. — Thomsons- 
 Collins. 
 
 Lest my readers, and more especially the fair 
 part of them, be startled to find themselves thus 
 accosted 'from another world, I take the freedom in 
 the first place, to assure them that I am a peaceable 
 and altogether inoffensive ghost. In the many pri- 
 vate transactions whereat I have been present un- 
 seen, I have ever observed a strict discretion. The 
 secrets of the rouge-pot are as safe with me as with 
 my lady's own woman : and when I have found a 
 lover in the closet of a dame of quality, I have 
 taken no more notice, than her husband himself 
 would have done of a like accident. 
 
 Our Queen, Proserpine, being, as every body 
 knows, obliged entirely to the poets for her throne 
 
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 and title, and taking likewise, in her capacity of 
 Moon, (a) no little share in their inspiration, hath 
 ever distinguished the whole brotherhood of us 
 with her singular grace : and from time to time, 
 by her intercession with her grim spouse, one or 
 other of us hath the liberty of paying a visit to 
 the upper sphere. All the condition set upon us 
 is only this ; that, on our return, we shall make 
 such corrections in our most popular works, as 
 modern men and things may appear to need. For 
 the sake of mutual help in these our reforms, a 
 dozen of us have united of late into a society, (b) 
 of which I have been appointed (together with Dr. 
 Samuel Johnson) to be the joint Secretary, or 
 Recorder. And it may be convenient, if, by way 
 of introduction to the pieces now revised and 
 put forth, I prefix a short catalogue of their au- 
 thors, the six senior members of our club ; persons 
 who, though born in different ages, do nevertheless 
 marvellously harmonise and agree : insomuch, that 
 a sincerer friendship is hardly to be met with at 
 Court, or even among beauties themselves. 
 
 The first of our society is a worthy of Warwick- 
 shire, of good note, a dramatist, his name William 
 Shakspeare. He is a gentleman that is very sin- 
 gular in his way of thinking and writing : so that 
 
 (a) Terret, lustrat, agit, Proserpina, Luna, Diana. 
 (b) See Spectator, end of No. 1. 
 
I know of none who has been able to come up to 
 his manner herein, no, not after the best diligence 
 that could be used. He is hasty, nevertheless, and 
 vastly careless ; yet of so rich a fancy, reaching 
 into all subjects and passions wherewith the nature 
 of humanity is conversant, that even among per- 
 sons of such high parts as I am about to mention, 
 he is deservedly looked up to as the most topping 
 of all. 
 
 The poet of next seniority amongst us is Mr. 
 John Milton. But of his merits I have in my life- 
 time discoursed so largely, that I need not dwell 
 here on the commendation of him. (c) 
 
 Then we have Mr. Dryden, a writer of great 
 understanding, who shall write you an ode of the 
 loftiest sentiment, or a satire of a profound and 
 caustic raillery, with almost like spirit and suc- 
 cess. I have known more good writers made by 
 the study of him, than of any other model that 
 shall be mentioned. In some part of his life, he 
 was much in the company of my Lord Dorset, and 
 others of the nobility: and hath mainly contributed 
 to the handing down of the names of those prudent 
 patricians, who else might have chanced to be no 
 more considered after their deaths. For the titles 
 
 (c) See Spectator, No. 267, and the papers of the several 
 Saturdays immediately following. 
 
of the great indeed profit them largely in present 
 honour, as it were an annuity, making the hold- 
 er very wealthy for his life-time ; but it is genius 
 alone, which, like an estate of freehold, though its 
 immediate advantage be less, returns a never-end- 
 ing profit through all generations. 
 
 After him in order of time, we have Mr. Alex- 
 ander Pope : a gentleman of rare sense, taste, wit, 
 and skill in verse. He may well be set down as 
 being, more than almost all authors, the Poet of 
 Reason : and I esteem it no mean praise, that 
 things, theretofore so far apart as Reason and Poe- 
 try, should in him so aptly have coalesced and set 
 off one the other. 
 
 For a fine vision of Nature's beauties, and a hap- 
 py choice of ornaments and episodes, there are not 
 many that have surpassed our next member, Mr. 
 Thomson. 
 
 I beg pardon — I had almost forgot to speak of 
 Mr. Collins. The cloud which once overcast his 
 mind hath passed away, and his fine parts again 
 shine forth. Howbeit he must be held to be of les- 
 ser note than some I have before described. 
 
 I speak not of our six junior members ; because 
 it will fall to my colleague's turn to enumerate 
 them, when he shall bring forth those of their 
 productions^ whereof the publication is confided to 
 
his care. However, it were almost too much to 
 expect in either of us the perfection of later judges, 
 who have carried the art of criticism to such a 
 pitch of excellence, as that no mixture whatsoever 
 of commendation is any longer let in, to weaken 
 its spirit and effect. For my own part, I am won- 
 derfully pleased with this improvement; for it 
 helps the main end of criticism, to wit, to make 
 the public laugh. And what auihour can be so 
 blind to his own real interests, as not to discern, 
 how much more truly those are his friends who 
 point out his errors, than who puff up his vanity ? 
 
 I know not how it hath happened, that in an 
 assembly so notable for ingenious persons as ours 
 is, there is yet no mixture of the fairer sort. Their 
 absence is always a subject of regret with me, the 
 most unworthy of their admirers : and it is so now 
 in a more especial manner, forasmuch as I foresee 
 that many small wags will take occasion to draw 
 therefrom a conclusion not a little disparaging to 
 the sex's wit, and so make themselves mighty 
 merry, as little people are ever willing, at their 
 betters' expence. 
 
THE PATRIOT'S PROGRESS. 
 
 k. PARAPHRASE OF " TBI) SEVEN aces," rv THE <c AS YOU LIKE 
 IT," OF WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE. 
 
 Ot. Stephens is a stage, 
 And half the opposition are but players : 
 For clap-traps, and deceptions, and effects, 
 Fill up their thoughts throughout their many parts, 
 Their acts being sev'n. At first the Demagogue, 
 Railing and mouthing at the hustings' front : 
 And then the cogging Candidate, with beer, 
 Fibs, cringes, and cockades, giving to voters 
 Unwillingly a pledge, And then the Member, 
 Crackling like furnace, with a flaming story 
 Made on the country's fall. Then he turns Courtier, 
 Full of smooth words, and secret as a midwife, 
 Pleas'd with all rulers, zealous for the church, 
 
 ALL the world's a stage, 
 And all the men and women merely players ; 
 They have their exits and their entrances; 
 And" one man in his turn plays many parts, 
 His acts being seven ages. At first, the Infant, 
 Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms : 
 And then the whining Schoolboy, with his satchel 
 And shining morning face, creeping, like snail, 
 Unwillingly to school, .And then the Lover, 
 Sighing like furnace, with a Avoeful ballad 
 Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then the Soldier,, 
 l'ull of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard^ 
 Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, 
 
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 Seeking the useful fame of orthodoxy, 
 
 Evn from the Canons mouth. And then a Secretary, 
 
 In fair white waistcoat, with boil'd chicken lin'd, 
 
 With placid smile, and speech of ready answer, 
 
 Lib'ral of promises and army contracts, 
 
 And so he rules the state. The sixth act brings him 
 
 To be a snug retired old baronet, 
 
 With ribband red on breast, and star on side : 
 
 His early zeal for change a world too hot 
 
 For his cool age : and his big eloquence, 
 
 Turning to gentler sounds, obedient pipes — 
 
 And we must pay the piper. Scene the last, 
 
 That ends this comfortable history, 
 
 Is a fat pension and a pompous peerage, 
 
 With cash, with coronet — with all but conscience. 
 
 Seeking the bubble reputation, 
 
 Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the Justice, 
 
 In fair round belly 'with good capon lin'd, 
 
 With eyes seveie, and beard of formal cut, 
 
 Full of wise saws, and modern instances, 
 
 And thus lie plays his part. The sixth age shifts 
 
 Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon, 
 
 With spectacles oil's nose and pouch on's side; 
 
 His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide 
 
 For his shrunk shanks; and his big manly voice, 
 
 Turning again towards childish treble, pipes 
 
 And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, 
 
 That ends this strange eventful history, 
 
 Is second childishness, and mere oblivion, 
 
 Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans every thing. 
 
FASHION: 
 
 A PARAPHRASE OF l' ALLEGRO, A POEM, BY JOHN MILTON* 
 
 Hence,- loath'd vulgarity, 
 Of ignorance and native dullness bred. 
 In low unwholesome shed, 
 'Mongst thieves and drabs ; and street-sweesps ask- 
 ing charity : 
 
 Find some suburban haunt, 
 Where the spruce 'prentice treats his flashy mate. 
 
 And smoking cits debate : 
 Or at a dowdy rout, or ticket-ball, 
 
 Giv'n at Freemason's hall, 
 With tawdry clothes and liveries ever flaunt. 
 But come, thou nymph of slender waist, 
 Known early by the name of Taste, 
 
 Hence, loathed Melancholy, 
 Of Cerberus and blackest Midnight born, 
 
 In Stygian cave forlorn, 
 'Mongst horrid shapes, and shrieks, and sights unholy, 
 
 Find out some uncouth cell, 
 Where brooding darkness spreads his jealous wings. 
 And the night-raven sings ; 
 
 There under ebon shades, and low-brow'd rocks, 
 As ragged as thy locks, 
 
 In dark Cimmerian desart ever dwell. 
 But come, thou Goddess fair and free, 
 In Heaven yclep'd Euphrosyne, 
 
And now denominated Fashion, 
 Whom erst, by no unlawful passion, 
 Pleasure's fair nymph, on Britain's shore, 
 To radiant. ey'd Apollo bore : 
 Or Hermes, (so the grave dispute is) 
 The frolic god of chemist beauties, 
 Found Lady — — in the dark, 
 
 As once they met at Park, 
 
 There, on a couch of damask blue, 
 
 And squabs, and cushions, damask too, 
 
 Fill'd her with thee, thou white-arm'd fair, 
 
 So delicate and de bon air. 
 
 Haste thee, nymph, and bring with thee 
 
 Steed, and light-hung Tilbury, 
 
 Undiscoverable rouge, 
 
 Polish'd boots, and neckcloth huge, 
 
 (Such as might deck a Dandy's cheek, fa J 
 
 And, by men, heart-easing mirth, 
 
 "Whom lovely Venus, at a birth 3 
 
 "With two sister graces more, 
 
 To ivy-crowned Bacchus bore : 
 
 Or whether (as some sag-es sing) 
 
 The frolic wind that breathes the Spring, 
 
 Zephyr with Aurora playing, 
 
 As he met her once a maying, 
 
 There on beds of violets blue, 
 
 And fresh blown roses wash'd in dew, 
 
 Fill'd her with thee, a daughter fair, 
 
 So buxom, blithe, and debonnair. 
 
 Haste thee, nymph, and bring with thee 
 
 Jest and youthful jollity, 
 
 Quips, and cranks, and wanton wiles, 
 
 Nods, and becks, and wreathed smiles, 
 
 Such as hang on Hebe's cheek. 
 
 (a) " A name given to airy nothing:" for a Dandy seems 
 to be neither more nor less than what our forefathers called 
 
And draw the gazers for a week.) 
 
 M-ck-nt-sh's racy phrase, 
 
 And wit, that peerless W — rd might praise. 
 
 Come, and let your steps be bent 
 
 With a lively measurement, 
 
 And bring the proper airs and graces, 
 
 That make their way in certain places : 
 
 And, if I give thee honour due, 
 
 Fashion, enroll me with the few, 
 
 With Sp — nc— r, S— dn — y Sm — th, and thee. 
 
 In a select society: 
 
 To ride when many a lady fair, in 
 
 Her morning veil begins her airing, 
 
 And love to live in dimple sleek ; 
 
 Sport that wrinkled Cave derides, 
 
 And Laughter holding both his sides: 
 
 Come, and trip it as 3 r ou go, 
 
 On the light fantastic toe. 
 
 And in thy right hand bring with thee 
 
 The mountain nymph, sweet Liberty ; 
 
 And if I give thee honour due, 
 
 Mirth, admit me of thy crew, 
 
 To live with her, and live with thee, 
 
 In unreproved pleasures free ; 
 
 To hear the lark begin his flight, 
 
 And singing, startle the dull night, 
 
 a beau. We have them of all colours,— the red, the white, 
 the black; — of all denominations, — the Infernal, the Ma- 
 rine, the Delegate; — and as if Fate had decreed to bring the 
 distinction into disrepute, the Counting house itseif is now 
 said to have sent forth its Dandy, under the title of the 
 Commercial. 
 
And with the nurse and children stow'd, 
 
 Drives down the Park, or Chelsea road : 
 
 Then to stop in spite of sorrow, 
 
 And through the window bid good morrow 
 
 Of vis-a-vis, or barouchette, 
 
 Or half-open landaulet s 
 
 While little B—rke, with lively din, (b) 
 
 Scatters his stock of trifles thin, 
 
 And at the Bridge, or Grosvenor Gate, 
 
 Briskly bids his horses wait ; 
 
 Oft listening how the Catalani 
 
 Rouses at night th' applauding many. 
 
 From his watch-tow'r in the skies, 
 Till the dappled dawn doth rise ; 
 Then to come, in spite of sorrow, 
 And at rny window bid good morrow, 
 Through the sweet-briar or the vine, 
 Or the twisted eglantine : 
 While the cock with lively din, 
 Scatters the rear of darkness thin, 
 And to the stack or the barn door, 
 Stoutly struts his dame before : 
 Oft listening how the hounds and horn 
 Cheerly rouse the slumbering morn, 
 
 (b) A good humoured Rattle, one of the Catholic Dele- 
 gates, an J commonly denominated, " The Delegate Dandy." 
 A friend of his, having occasion to present him to a Spanish 
 Nobleman^ and wanting a French term for the word delegate, 
 unluckily designated him as " Ambassadeur" from the Sister 
 Kingdom; upon which the Spaniard, profoundly impressed 
 with his importance, saluted him in a truly diplomatic bow, 
 and politely expressed his own satisfaction, at the honour of 
 being made kno p/a to u his Excellency of Ireland." 
 
In some opera of Mozart, 
 
 Winning the eye, the ear, the heart. 
 
 Then in the round-room not unseen, (c) 
 
 Attending dames of noble mien, 
 
 Right to the door in Market-lane, 
 
 Where chairmen range their jostling train, 
 
 And footmen stand with torch alight, 
 
 In their thousand liveries dight, 
 
 While the doorkeeper on the stairs, 
 
 Bawls for the Marchionesses' chairs, 
 
 And young dragoons enjoy the crowd, 
 
 And dowagers inveigh aloud, 
 
 And lovers write a hasty scrawl, 
 
 Upon the ticket of a shawl. 
 
 Straight mine eye hath caught new pleasures, 
 
 As the circling crowd it measures ; 
 
 From the side of some hoar hill, 
 
 Through the high wood echoing shrill : 
 
 Some time walking, not unseen, 
 
 By hedgerow helms, on hillocks green, 
 
 Eight against the eastern gate, 
 
 Where the great sun begins his state, 
 
 Ttob'd in flames and amber light, 
 
 The clouds in thousand liveries dight; 
 
 While the ploughman near at hand 
 
 Whistles o'er the furrow' d laird, 
 
 And the milkmaid singeth blithe, 
 
 And the mower whets his scythe, 
 
 And ev'ry shepherd tells his tale 
 
 Under the hawthorn in the dale. 
 
 Straight mine eye hath caught new pleasure 
 
 Whilst the landscape round it measures; 
 
 (c) An antiroom at the Opera, where the audience assem- 
 ble after the representation, and flirt and catch cold, under 
 pretence of waiting for their carriages. 
 
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 Virgins old with tresses gray, 
 That in corkscrew curls do stray ; 
 Ladies, on whose softer breast, 
 Gallants receive a hope of rest ; 
 Little feet with sandals tied, 
 Shallow heads and shoulders wide ; 
 Necks and throats of lovely form, 
 Bosom'd high in tippet warm, 
 Where some beauty spreads her snare, 
 The envy of surrounding fair. 
 Hard by, the Op'ra being past, 
 To some small supper let me haste, 
 \Yhere ladies, wits, and poets met, 
 Are at their various banquet set, 
 Of fifty little tempting messes, 
 Which the neat-handed Gunter dresses : 
 And there with satisfaction see 
 The pullet and the early pea, 
 Or, if the sultry dog-star reign, 
 The melon ice and cool champagne. 
 
 Russet lawns, and fallows grey, 
 Where the nibbling flocks do stray ; 
 Mountains, on whose barren breast 
 The lab'ring clouds do often re*t ; 
 Meadows trim with daisies pied, 
 Shallow bi-ooks, and rivers wide. 
 Tow'rs and battieinents it sees, 
 Bosom'd high in tufted trees, 
 Where perhaps some beauty lies, 
 The Cynosure of neighb'ring eyes. 
 Hard by a cottage-chimney smokes 
 From betwixt two aged oaks, 
 Y/here Corydon and Thyrsis met, 
 Are at their savoury dinner set, 
 Of herbs, and other country messes, 
 Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses; 
 And then in haste her bower she leaves, 
 With Thestylis to bind the sheaves; 
 Or if the earlier season lead, 
 To the tann'd haycock in the mead. 
 
Sometimes, to a tate delight 
 Argyll advertisements invite, 
 Where the wreathed waltz goes round". 
 Or English tunes more briskly sound*, 
 To twice a hundred feet or more^ 
 Dancing on the chalky floor £ 
 And wise mama, well pleased to see 
 Her daughter paired with high degree,, 
 Stays till the daylight glares amain z 
 Then in the carriage home again, 
 With stories told, of many a bow. 
 And civil speech from so and soi 
 She was ask'd to dance, she said> 
 But scarcely down the middle led*, 
 Because his Lordship only thought^ 
 How soonest to find out a spots, 
 Where, seated by her side, unheard, 
 He whisper'd many a pretty word, 
 Such as no poet could excel I 
 Then, having paid his court so well. 
 
 Sometimes with secure delight 
 The upland hamlets will invite, 
 When the merry bells ring round, 
 And the jocund rebecks sound 
 To many a youth and many a maid, 
 Dancing in the chequer'd shade ; 
 And young and old come forth to play 
 On a sunshine holy-day, 
 Till the live-long daylight fail ; . 
 Then to the spicy hut-brown ale s 
 With stories told of many a feat, 
 How fairy Mab the junkets eat ; 
 She was pinch'd and pull'd, she said, 
 And by the fryer's lanthorn led ; 
 Tells how the drudging goblin sweat, 
 To earn his cream-bowl duly set, 
 When in one night, ere glimpse of morn, 
 His shadowy flail hath thresh' d the corn 
 That ten day-labom-ers could not end s 
 Then lies him down the lubber fiend,, 
 
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 Most manifestly meaning marriage, 
 
 He fetch'd the shawls and call'd the carriage^ 
 
 Handed her from the crowded door, 
 
 And watch'd till she was seen no more. 
 
 Thus done the tales, the flutt'ring fair 
 
 Go up to bed, and curl their hair. 
 
 Country houses please me too, 
 
 And the jocund Christmas crew, 
 
 Where chiefs of adverse politics 
 
 Awhile in social circle mix, 
 
 And tenants come, whose county franchise 
 
 Connects them with the higher branches, 
 
 Since all the great alike contend 
 
 For votes, on which they all depend. 
 
 Let affability be there, 
 
 With cordial hand and friendly air, 
 
 And private play and glittering fete, 
 
 To make the rustic gentry prate, — 
 
 Such joys as fill young ladies heads, 
 
 And, stretcli'd out all the chimney's length, 
 
 Basks at the fire his hairy strength ; 
 
 And crop full, out of doors he flings, 
 
 Ere the first cock his matin rings. 
 
 Thus done the tales, to bed they creep, 
 
 By whisp'riug winds soon lull'd asleep. 
 
 Tow'red cities please us then, 
 
 And the busy hum of men, 
 
 Where throngs of knights and barons bold 
 
 In weeds of peace high triumphs hold, 
 
 With store of ladies, whose bright eyes 
 
 Bain influence, and judge the prize 
 
 Of wit, or arms, while both contend 
 
 To win her grace, whom all commend. 
 
 There let Hymen oft appear 
 
 In saffron robe, with taper clear, 
 
 And pomp, and feast, and revelry, 
 
 With mask, and antique pageantry; 
 
 Such sights as youthful poets dreara, 
 
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 Who judge from books of masquerades. 
 Then will I to St. Stephens stray, 
 If aught be moved by C — stl — r — gh, 
 Or matchless C — rm — g mean to roll. 
 His thunders o'er the subject soul. 
 And sometimes, to divert my cares, 
 Give me some flirt, with joyous airs, 
 Married a girl, a widow now, 
 Such as will hear each playful vow, 
 Too young to lay upon the shelf : 
 Meaning — as little as myself: — 
 Still speaking, singing, walking, running, 
 With wanton heed and giddy cunning. 
 With a good mien to testify 
 Her converse with good company, 
 That Chesterfield might lift his eyes 
 From the dark Tartarus where he lies, 
 Beholding, in her air and gait, 
 Graces that almost compensate 
 
 On Summer eve, by haunted stream, 
 
 Then to the well-trod stage anon, 
 
 If Jonson's learned sock be on. 
 
 Or sweetest Shakspeare, Fancy's child, 
 
 Warble his native wood-notes wild. 
 
 And ever, against eating cares, 
 
 Lap me in soft Ly dian airs, 
 
 Married to immortal verse, 
 
 Such as the meeting soul may pierce, 
 
 In notes with many a winding bout 
 
 Of linked sweetness long drawn out, 
 
 With wanton heed and giddy cunnijog, 
 
 The melting voice through mazes running : 
 
 Untwisting all the chain's that tie 
 
 The hidden soul of harmony ; 
 
 That Orpheus' self may heave his head 
 
 From golden slumber on a bed 
 
 Of heap'd Ely si an rlow'rs, and hear 
 
 Such strains, as would have won the ear 
 
The blunders of his awkward son, 
 And half the harm his book has done. 
 These delights if thou canst give, 
 Fashion, with thee I wish to live. 
 
 Of Pluto, to have quite set free 
 His half-regain'd Eurydice. 
 These delights if thou canst give, 
 Mirth, with thee I mean to live* 
 
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 SIR FR— NC— S's FEAST: 
 
 OR THE 
 
 JACOBIN JOURNALISTS. 
 
 AN ODE FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OS" A WESTMINSTER ELECTION^ 
 2EING A PARAPHRASE OF " ALEXANDER'S FEAST, OR TRE 
 TRIUMPH OF MUSIC," BY JOHN DRYDEN. 
 
 Twas at a feast, giv n to their Baronet 
 By his own factious set, 
 Placed by the chairman's side, 
 Sate Piccadilly's pride, 
 With airs of coy regret, (a) 
 
 ; TWAS at the royal feast, for Persia won 
 By Philip's warlike son : 
 Aloft in awful state, 
 The godlike hero sate 
 On his imperial throne : 
 
 (a) It is a fact ostentatiously promulgated, that the Ho- 
 nourable Baronet, (being probabl by this time pretty sure 
 of his seat for Westminster) has latterly declined the ceremo- 
 ny of a canvass, and, with a more than episcopal modesty, 
 protested, even after his election, his great unwillingness to 
 accept a seat, in an assembly where he thinks he can do so 
 little good as in the House of Commons, This estimate of 
 Ms own probable services we shall not dispute. 
 
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 His noisy friends were ranged about, 
 With dirty shirts, and pots of heady stout : 
 
 Meet dress, meet drink, for such a rout ! 
 The valiant C — chr — ne, by his side, (b) 
 Sate, snappish, yet self-satisfied, 
 In naval garb aud northern pride. 
 Happy, happy, happy day « 
 None but the mob, 
 None but the mob, 
 None but the mob are fit to sway 1 
 
 C — bb— tt, exalted high, 
 Amid that unwash'd train, 
 Roar'd lies and libels out amain ; 
 
 Yet still he 'scapes the pillory, 
 And sells the sland'rous strain. 
 
 His valiant peers were placed around, 
 Their brows with roses and with rnyi'tles bound; 
 So should desert in arms be crown'd. 
 The lovely Thais by his side, 
 Sat like a blooming eastern bride, 
 In flow'r of youth and beauty's pride. 
 Happy, happy, happy pair ; 
 Hone but the brave, 
 None but the brave, 
 None but the brave deserves the fair. 
 
 Timotheus, plac'd on high, 
 Amid the tuneful choir, 
 . With flying fingers touch'd the lyre: 
 The trembling notes ascend the sky, - 
 And heavenly joys inspire. 
 
 (b) The other Member for Westminster, and, as it should 
 seem, a partner no less in the sentiments than la the seat of 
 Sir Fr—nc— s B ~rd— tt. 
 
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 The king he first assail'd : 
 Gold, in this reign, he said, had faird 5 
 (For gold such patriots ever rail'd !) 
 Your flimsy notes, he cri"d, bely a King : 
 Old England was another thing, 
 When her great Monarch had a mint, 
 And stamp'd an image of himself, the money of the 
 world ! 
 The gaping mob admire the lofty sounds : 
 « B — rd— tt and bullion !" all the street rebounds: 
 With ravish'd ears 
 The Ear'net hears, 
 Affects to rouse 
 The Commons House, 
 And wake the torpid Peers, 
 
 The Muse of C— bb— tt then extoll'd the drabs and 
 rogues, 
 Whom Cold-bath prison disembogues : 
 
 The song- "began from Jove; 
 Who left his blissful seats above, 
 Such is the pow'r of mighty love! 
 A dragon's fiery form belied the God : 
 Sublime on radiant spheres he rode, 
 When he to fair Olympia press'd, 
 And stamp'd an image of himself, a Sovereign of the World.- 
 The list'ning crowd admire the lofty sound; 
 A present deity, the vaulted roofs resound : 
 With ravish'd ears, 
 The Monarch hears, 
 Assumes the God, 
 Affects to nod, 
 And seems to shake the spheres. 
 
 The praise of Bacchus then the sweet musician sung; 
 Of Bacchus ever fair and ever young: 
 
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 From them the Bar'net's honours flowfcjr 
 Salt-box play, and whistle blow ! 
 Deck'd with St. Giles's graces, 
 They shew their greasy faces, 
 'They come! stop, salt-box! whistle, cease to blow! 
 Cold-bath prison disembogues 
 Glorious food for discontent s 
 Any grievance is a treasure, 
 A patriot's instrument and pleasure 3 
 Rich the treasure, 
 Sweet the pleasure, 
 Sweet a charge in Parliament. 
 
 The jolly god In triumph comes; 
 Sound the trumpets ; beat the drums ; 
 Flush'd with a purple grace, 
 He shews his honest face. 
 Now give the hautboys breath ; he comes, he comes= 
 Bacchus ever fair and young, 
 Drinking joys did first ordain : 
 Bacchus' blessings are a treasure, 
 Drinking is the soldier's pleasure ; 
 Rich the treasure, 
 Sweet the pleasure, 
 Sweet is pleasure after pain. 
 
 f c) Our political Quixote began his career, as he has pur* 
 sued it, by a crusade or two against those caitiffs, who are 
 employed bylaw to imprison brave Knights of Industry and 
 fair Ladies of the Town. It has long been his practice to ad- 
 dress the pity and indignation of the House, with sad stories 
 of wanton oppression, which, being made the subjects of en- 
 quiry, turn out in nine instances out of ten, to be absolutely 
 unfounded ; but since many hear of the charge, who never 
 hear of the defence, the accuser gains credit for redressing 
 grievances, as gloriously as if there had been any grievances 
 to redress. 
 
 O superhappy Thumb ! 
 He made the giants first— and then he kill'd 'enu 
 
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 SivelFd with the puff, Sir Fr— nk grew vain. 
 Spoke all his speeches o'er again, 
 
 And thrice he d d the Ministers, and thrice the 
 
 war in Spain. 
 C— bb — tt saw the madness rise, 
 His open mouth, his rolling eyes, 
 And, while he heav'n and earth defied, 
 Chang'd the tune, and checked his pride. 
 He chose an awkward story. 
 To damp his blazing glory : 
 He sang this chief, so fond of pow'r, 
 
 With notable disgrace, 
 Taken, taken, taken, taken, 
 
 Taken by the Speaker's mace, 
 And caged within the Tow'r : 
 Afraid, at his return, to meet 
 Th' expectant rabble in the street. 
 He skulks incog to Piccadilly — 
 Did ever patriot look so silly ? 
 
 Soothed with the sound, the king grew vain. 
 Fought all his battles o'er again, 
 And thrice he routed eJl his foes, and thrice he slew the slain. 
 The master saw the madness rise, 
 His glowing cheeks, his ardent eyes, 
 And while he Heav'n and Earth defied, 
 Changed his hand, and check' d his pride, 
 
 He chose a mournful Muse 
 
 Soft pity to infuse : 
 He sung Darius great and good, 
 
 By too severe a fate, 
 Fallen, fallen, fallen, fallen, 
 
 Fallen from his high estate, 
 
 And welt'ring in his blood ; 
 Deserted at his utmost need, 
 By those his former bounty fed : 
 On the bare earth exposed he lies, 
 With not a friend to close his eyes* 
 
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 Lang, long, and longer grows the hero's face : 
 He meditates, in sullen mood, 
 
 On fickle popularity : 
 He'd blush, if blush reformer could, 
 And lets the toast go by ! 
 
 Fierce Porcupine was pleas'd to find (d) 
 The lust of pow'r not far behind : (e) 
 For humbled patriots secretly 
 Seek their amends in tyranny. 
 Leaving all the past disgrace, 
 Now he fans the wish for place. 
 
 With downcast looks the joyless victor sate, 
 Revolving in his altered soul, 
 
 The various turns of fate below; 
 And now and then a sigh he stole, 
 
 And tears began to flow. 
 
 The mighty master smil'd to see 
 That love was in the next degree : 
 Twas but a kindred sound to move, 
 For pity melts the mind to love. 
 Softly sweet in Lydian measures, 
 Soon he soothed his soul to pleasures. 
 
 (d) Mr, C — bb — tt at one time put forth periodical per- 
 formances under the name of Peter Porcupine. 
 
 (e) At the commencement of the Regency, it was the fa- 
 shion with the party of No-party, to preach up the antiqua- 
 ted doctrine of smiple prerogative. The Crown, they said, 
 required support against the encroaching influence of the Ri- 
 val Aristocracies, the Whigs and Tories. The No-party seem 
 to have hoped that, by these loyal services, they should not only 
 obtain the triumph of putting down the tv^o parties which 
 were so obnoxious to them, but leave their Sovereign at last 
 without an alternative, as to the body from whom his Minis- 
 ters should be chosen. 
 
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 u Virtue," quoth he, " 's toil and trouMe, 
 Opposition but a bubble, 
 Toiling still, yet ever cravin, 
 
 Pow'rless still, though sdll annoying : 
 If a seat be worth the having, 
 
 Sure a place were worth enjoying ! 
 Then stickle staunchly for the Crown, 
 And help to hoot both parties down. 
 The many -shout applause, and swell his passion- 
 So stiff Prerogative returns to fashion. 
 
 The Bar'net cried, " Prerogative again V 
 Toasted the Regent, 
 Play'd the obedient, 
 And smiled and wish'd, smiled and wish'd, 
 Smiled and wish'd 4 and smiled again : 
 Till, in a dream of pow'r he closed his eyeS^ 
 And slept, thrice blest in his fool's paradise. 
 
 Now raise the factious roar again ! 
 A louder yet, and yet a louder strain S 
 
 War, he sung, is toil and trouble, 
 Honour but an empty bubble, 
 
 Never ending, still beginning, 
 fighting still, and still destroying- 
 
 If the world be worth thy winning, 
 Think, oil think it worth enjoying ; 
 Lovely Thais sits beside thee, 
 Take the good the Gods provide thee ! 
 The many rend the skies with loud applause ; 
 So Love was crown'd, but Music won the cause* 
 The Prince, unabie to conceal his pain, 
 Gaz'd on the fair 
 Who caused his care, 
 And sigh'd and Look'd, sigh'd and looked, 
 Sigh'd and look'd, and sigh'd again : 
 At length, with love and wine at orrce bppress*cL 
 The vanqui§h'd victor sunk upon her breast. * 
 
 Now strike the golden lyre again : 
 
 A louder yet, and yet a louder strain i 
 
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 Fire him with his old ambition ; 
 And shake him with a larum of sedition ! 
 Hark ! the loved sound of faction 
 Wakes him to riot : 
 He scorns to sit quiet, 
 And again he arms for action. 
 Reform, reform I fierce C — bb— tt cries : 
 See the multitude meet ! 
 See the bludgeons they rear, 
 How they wave in the air, 
 And the mud that they pelt through the street ! 
 Behold a noisy band, 
 Each a yard in his hand ! — 
 Linen-drapers these, disappointed of seats, (f) 
 
 Break his bands of sleep asunder, 
 And rouse him like a rattling peal of thunder! 
 Hark, hark, the horrid sound 
 Has raised up his head 
 As awaked from the dead, 
 And amazed, he stares around. 
 Revenge! revenge! Timotheus cries : 
 See the furies arise, 
 Bee the snakes that they rear, 
 How they hiss in the air, ' 
 And the sparkles that flash from their eyes ! 
 Behold a ghastly band, 
 Each a torch in his hand! 
 These are Grecian ghosts, that in battle were slain, 
 
 (f) A person who keeps a retail linen-shop in Fleet Street, 
 and makes speeches in the Common Council, had the more 
 than ell-wide effrontery to offer himself at the last election, as 
 a candidate for the City of London. The Livery, however, 
 gave him so cool a reception, that he presently found it pru- 
 dent to retransfer his attention from the measures of Ministry 
 to those of Muslin. 
 
m 
 
 Who have made retreats 
 
 From election defeats. 
 
 Give the chances due 
 
 To the bustling crew : 
 Hark, hark, how they lift their voices on high — 
 How they rail at the Treasury lures, 
 And envied profits of the sinecures ! 
 
 The democrats clap with a covetous joy, 
 
 And the Chief seized a candle, with zeal to destroy. 
 
 Mrs. CI — rke led the way 
 
 To light him to his prey, 
 At once another Helen and another Guy ! 
 
 Thus, long ago, 
 Before the Statesman was brought low, (g) 
 
 And unburied remain, 
 
 Inglorious on the plain. 
 
 Give the vengeance due 
 
 To the valiant crew ; 
 Behold how they toss their torches on high, 
 How they point to the Persian abodes, 
 And glittering temples of their hostile Gods \ 
 
 The princes applaud with a furious joy ; 
 
 And the king seized a flambeau with zeal to destroy : 
 
 Thais led the way, 
 
 To light him to his prey, 
 And like another Helen, fired another Troy. 
 
 Thus long ago, 
 Ere heaving bellows learn'd to blow, 
 
 ,(g) An Evening Journal, the Editor of which has been 
 deservedly imprisoned for a libel. 
 
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 While Dr—k— rd yet had made no stir, (h) 
 C— bb— tt's bold speech or register, 
 (A sounding liar) (i) 
 Could half persuade a mob to set a street on fire.' 
 
 At length the pert Exam'ner came, (k) 
 And mischief took a neater frame. 
 The quaint conductor, from his wordy store, 
 Let fly alike at every station, 
 And polish'd up his defamation, 
 With small conceits, hard words, and squibs un- 
 known before. 
 
 While organs yet were mute, 
 Timptheus to his breathing flute, 
 And sounding lyre, 
 Could swell the soul to rage, or kindle soft desire. 
 
 At last divine Cecilia came, 
 
 Inventress of the vocal frame ; 
 
 The sweet enthusiast, from her sacred store 
 
 Enlarged the former narrow bounds, 
 
 And added length to solemn sounds, 
 
 With Nature's mother-wit, and arts unknown before. 
 
 (h) The Editor of a Sunday Newspaper, who is, or wa$ 
 lately in a similar predicament. 
 
 (i) This must be a false print for Mr. Dryden's original 
 word, lyre, 
 
 (k) Another Sunday Newspaper, rather better, and there- 
 fore rather worse than the majority of such publications. 
 Its Editor, by the talents of his legal advisers., and by severai 
 circumstances of luck, had long eluded the grasp of Justice J 
 but at last he is paying, like his brethren, the merited price 
 of his pertinacious and elaborate mischief* 
 
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 Let C — bb — it quit the rivalry. 
 Or both divide the crown : 
 
 The town takes both in equally, 
 And both take in the town I 
 
 Let old Timotheus yield the prize, 
 Or both divide the crown ; 
 
 He rais'd a mortal to the skias. 
 She drew an angel down. 
 
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 PARAPHRASE 
 
 OF A PROMWEVT PASSAGE IN " THE TEMPLE OF FAME,* 
 BY ALEXANDER POPE. 
 
 .Out lo ! amidst the oratoric choir, 
 Six gorgeous columns o'er the rest aspire : 
 Around the chair itself of Fame they stand, 
 Hold her chief honours, and her house command. 
 
 High on the first, the Son of Chatham shone, 
 (The British Lion couching by his throne,) 
 Master of speech '.-—His potent eloquence 
 Seems still to echo on the wond'ring sense : • ' 
 Anxious, but firm, his lofty look appears, 
 And young he seems, with all the skill of years. 
 His mighty deeds around the pillar shine : 
 Here, Britain's navy breaks the Gallic line : 
 
 BUT in the centre of the hallow'd choir 
 Six pompous columns o'er the rest aspire; 
 Around the shrine itself of Fame they stand, 
 Hold the chief honours, aud the fane command. 
 
 High on the first the mighty Homer shone, 
 Eternal adamant composed Ins throne; 
 Father of verse! in holy fillets urest, 
 His silver beard waved gently o'er his breast \ 
 Though blind, a boldness in bis looks appears; 
 In years he seeni'd, but not impair'd by years: 
 The wars of Troy were round the pillar seen : 
 Here fierce Tydides wounds the Cyprian queen; 
 
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 Here, public credit, rising from her fall : 
 
 Here, Ireland saved, and Union's triple wall :•'— 
 
 Life, Order, Glory, beam'd in every part : 
 
 Vast was each work, and proved how vast his art ; 
 
 His master-spirit glow'd through all the plan, 
 
 And high Ambition sped the course he ran. 
 
 A sparkling column next in rank appear'd, 
 On which a shrine of precious gems was rear'd, 
 Where countless lustres pour'd upon the sight 
 A rainbow-blaze of many-colour'd light. 
 Here did accomplish'd C — nn — ng hold his reign, 
 And Wit and Wisdom bore his flowing train : 
 On Chatham's son he fix'd a rev' rent eye, 
 And seem'd to shun that equal rivalry. 
 In living sculpture on the base were shown 
 The Spanish wars, and haughty France o'erthrowiij 
 Fair Lusia cherish'd, and her foes deceived, 
 And high Braganza's lordly race relieved : 
 
 Here Hector, glorious from Patroclns' fat], 
 Here dragg'd in triumph round the Trojan wall": 
 Motion and life did every part inspire, 
 Bold was the work, and proved the master's fire; 
 A strong expression most he seemed t' affect, 
 And here and there disclosed a brave neglect. 
 
 A golden column next in rank appear' d, 
 On which a shrine of purest gold was rear'd; 
 Finished the whole, and labour' d every part, 
 With patient touches of unwearied art; 
 The Mantuan therein sober triumph sate; 
 Composed his posture, and his look sedate; 
 On Homer still he fixed a reverent eye, 
 Great without pride, in modest majesty. 
 In living sculpture on the sides were spread, 
 The Latian wars, and haughty Turnus dead; 
 Eliza stretch'd upon the funeral pyre ; 
 JEueas bending with his aged sire ; 
 
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 And, graved indelibly above the throne, 
 " Erin and equal laws" in crystal shone. 
 
 Four eagles bear an adamantine car, 
 With piercing eyes and pinions stretch'd afar, 
 Here Fox, as 'twere some furious prophet, rode, 
 And seem'd to labour with th' inspiring god. 
 With rough and careless pow'r he touch'd the heart, 
 u And strength and nature made amends for art." 
 Emblems of liberty his column grace, 
 And wreaths of olive blossom round the base : 
 Princes and people meet our wond'ring eyes, 
 (Those less, these larger, than their proper size) 
 And demagogues in angry posture threat; 
 A troubled scene, irregularly great. 
 
 Then, happy Sh — r— d — n attuned the lyrs 
 To sweeter sounds, and temper'd Fox's fire : 
 
 Troy flamed in burning gold, and o'er the throne, 
 Arms and the man in golden cyphers shone. 
 
 Four swans sustain a car of silver bright, 
 With heads advanced, and pinions stretched for flight. 
 Here, like some furious prophet, Piudiir rode, 
 And seem'd to labour with th' inspiring God. 
 Across the harp a careless hand he flings, 
 And boldly sinks into the sounding strings. 
 The figured games of Greece the columns grace, 
 Neptune and Jove survey the rapid race. 
 The youths hang o'er their chariots as they run, 
 The tieiy steeds seem starting from the stone: 
 The champions in distorted posture threat, 
 And all appeared irregularly great. 
 
 Here happy Horace tuned th' Ausonian lyre 
 1q sweeter sounds, and temper'd Pindar's fire ; 
 
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 Pleased, with the rage of bold Demosthenes 
 To blend the flowing charm of Tully's ease. 
 The polish'd pillar different sculptures grace, 
 Richer and rarer than Corinthian brass. 
 Here, Comus and the Bacchanals appear, — 
 The Rising Sun, and Warren Hastings here ; — • 
 Around, one clear, unwav'ring light is shed, 
 And bays and myrtles deck the Poet's head. 
 
 Next, in a dazzling shrine of curious work,, 
 Sate, fix'd in thought sublime, th 1 immortal Burke ; 
 His aged brow prophetic fillets hide : 
 Philosophy and science grace his side : 
 His piercing eyes, erect, appear to view 
 The thoughts of men, and look all Nature through. 
 
 With equal rays illustrious Windham shone,, 
 And war's insignia glitter'd round his throne . 
 
 Pleased with Alcaens* manly rage t' infuse 
 The softer spirit of the Sapphic Muse. 
 The polish'd pillar different scuiptmes grace; 
 A work outlasting monumental brass. 
 Here smiling Loves and Bacchanals appear, 
 The Julian star and great Augustus here ; 
 The doves, that round the infant poet spread 
 Myrtles and bays, hang hovering o'er his, head* 
 
 Here, in a shrine that cast a dazzling light, 
 Sate, hx'd in thought, the mighty Stagyrite; 
 His sacred head a radiant zodiac crowu'd, 
 And various animals his sides surround; 
 His piercing eyes, erect, appear to view 
 Superior worlds, and look all Nature through. 
 
 With equal rays immortal Tnlly shone; 
 The Roman rostra deck'd the consul's throne j 
 
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 Profound, yet brilliant — wise, yet ever bland, 
 He seein'd to speak, and graceful stretch'd his hand : 
 Honour and Truth his lofty seat upbore, 
 And Taste and Learning wove the wreath he wore* 
 
 Gath'ring his flowing robe, he seem'd to stand 
 In act to speak, and graceful stretch'd his hand. 
 Behind, Rome's genius waits with civic crowns. 
 And the great Father of his country owns. 
 
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 PARAPHRASE 
 
 )P A PROMINENT PASSAGE IN " THE SEASONS," BY JAMEI 
 THOMSON . 
 
 Written on the eve of a General Election. 
 
 jS ow s Members, guard your boroughs zealously : 
 
 Baffle the rude reformers : fill the streets 
 
 With loyal handbills : lodge an agent near, 
 
 To keep strict watch ; for oft, from Palace Yard,f a) 
 
 In this dire season, some stern democrat 
 
 Sweeps up the tenants of whole parishes 
 
 At one wide waft, and o'er the people's heads 
 
 Successful chair'd upon two pliant poles, 
 
 Hides with a courtier's pomp; till pu(Td and cheer'd, 
 
 1STOW shepherds, to your helpless charge be kind, 
 Baffle the raging year, and fill their pens 
 With food at will ; lodge them below the storm, 
 And watch them strict ; for from the bellowing east. 
 In this dire season, oft the whirlwind's wing- 
 Sweeps up the burthen of whole wintry plains 
 At one wide waft, and o'er the hapless flocks, 
 Hid in the hollow of two neighbouring hills, 
 The billowy tempest whelms, till, upward urg'd, 
 
 (a) The usual forum of the Westminster mob. 
 
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 The purse-proud upstart to a tyrant swells^ 
 Aiming with wild ambition at the sky. 
 
 Thus anarchy will grow, and foul and fierce 
 Will Revolution blight the darken'd air ; 
 Till, in his own once happy realm, the Briton 
 Amazed shall stand, see foreign laws ordain'd 9 
 Of unknown savage frame, and foreign chiefs 
 Of bloody temper rule the groaning isle ; 
 Nor find substantial wealth, nor gentle ease, 
 Beneath tli* unequal sway : but wander still 
 From bad to worse, jet more and more undone, 
 Impatient writhing to the whip and chain, 
 And stung with thoughts of former liberty, 
 Goading his nerves, and calling forth their strength 
 In vain revolt. How will his free-born soul 
 Shrink with indignant shame and black despair. 
 When, by a sweeping, stern conscription, torn 
 From his own home, his castle then no more, 
 He meets the slav'ry of the cheerless camp, 
 
 The valley to a shining mountain swells, 
 Tipt with a wreath high curling in the sky. 
 
 As thus the snows arise, and foul and fierce 
 All winter drives along the darken'd air, 
 In his own loose-revolving fields, the swain 
 Disaster'd stands: sees other hills ascend, 
 Of unknown joyless brow, and other scenes 
 Of horrid prospect, shag the trackless plain ; 
 IN or finds the river, nor the forest, hid 
 Beneath the formless wild ; hut wanders on 
 From hill to dale, still more and more astray, 
 Impatient flouncing through the drifted heaps, 
 Stung with the thoughts of home; the thoughts of home 
 Rush on his nerves, and call their vigour forth 
 In many a vain attempt. How sinks his soul 1 
 What black despair, what horror fills his heart! 
 When for the dusky spot, which fancy feign* d 
 His tufted cottage rising through the snow, 
 lie meets the roughness of the middle waste, 
 
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 Far from the light and warmth of liberty : 
 While martial law resistless grinds him down, 
 And supple villains, rising o'er his head, 
 Render his sudden servitude more drear. 
 
 Then throng a thousand ills upon his mind, 
 Dangers inevitable, dark, and dread, 
 A dire array, beyond the pow'r of Hope :— 
 False, faithless leaders— battles loud and long, 
 In distant lands, and for what ends unknown , 
 Or in what quarrel : — still the freezing night, 
 The toilsome march, or solitary watch, 
 When the light foe upon the picquet fires. 
 These thoughts enfeeble him ; and down he sinks 
 On the bleak road amid the forced retreat, 
 Viewing the relicks of his comrades dead, 
 And mingled bodies of the wretched few 
 Whose breath yet quivers in their fainting frames, 
 Their rights, their sufferings, and their deaths un- 
 mark'd. 
 
 Far from the track and blest abode of Man r 
 While round him night resistless closes fast, 
 And every tempest howling o'er his head, 
 Renders the savage wilderness more wild. 
 
 Then throng the busy shapes into his mind, 
 
 Of cover' d pits unfathomably deep, 
 
 A dire descent! beyond the power of frost, — 
 
 Of faithless bogs; of precipices huge, 
 
 Smooth'd up with snow; and what is land, unknown, 
 
 What water of the still unfrozen spring, 
 
 In the loose marsh or solitary lake, 
 
 Where the fresh fountain from the bottom boil*. 
 
 These check his fearful steps; and down he sinks 
 
 Beneath the shelter of the shapeless drift, 
 
 Thinking o'er all the bitterness of death — 
 
 Mix'd with the tender anguish Nature shoots 
 
 Through the wrung bosom of the dying man , 
 
 liis wife, his children, and his friends unseen. 
 
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 In vain th' ambitious leaders shall prepare 
 The vaunting journal, and triumphal thanks ; 
 In vain some sad survivors, creeping back 
 Defeated and disgraced, shall mock the land 
 With weak pretence of victory. Alas ! 
 Nor strength, nor freedom, more shall he regain, 
 Nor fiiends, nor sacred home ! 
 
 In vain for him th' officious wife prepares 
 The fire fair blazing - , and the vestment warm; 
 In vain his little children, peeping out 
 Into the mingling storm, demand their sire 
 With tears of artless innocence. Alas! 
 Uor wife, nor children more shall he behold, 
 Nor friends, nor sacred home! 
 
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 THE ASPIRANTS: 
 
 AN ODE FOR MUSIC. 
 
 BEING A PARAPHRASE OF " THE PASSIONS, AN ODE FOR MUSIC," 
 BY WILLIAM COLLINS. 
 
 When G— rge our Pr— nee, first sway'd the land, 
 
 While yet Restriction cramp'd his hand, 
 
 Aspirants oft, with smiles and bows, 
 
 Throng'd the door of Carlton House, 
 
 Expecting, hinting, praying, striving, 
 
 To get the reins, and shew their driving. 
 
 By turns they found the Princely mind 
 
 Disturb'd or calm, displeased or kind, 
 
 Till once, 'tis said, when one and all 
 
 Met impatient in his hall, 
 
 From a music-room beyond 
 
 They snatch 'd the instruments of sound ; 
 
 WHEN Music, heav'nly maid, was young, 
 While yet in early Greece she sung, 
 The Passions oft, to hear her shell, 
 Throng'd around her magic cell, 
 Exulting, trembling, raging, fainting, 
 Possess'd be5 T ond the Muse's painting. 
 By turns they felt the glowing mind, 
 Disturb'd, delighted, rais'd, refin'd; 
 Till once, 'tis said, when all were fir'd, 
 Fill'd with fury, rapt, inspir'd ; 
 From the supporting myrtles round 
 They snatch'd her instruments of sou&d j 
 
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 And, having heard, perhaps, at school, 
 How fiddling Orpheus rose to rule, (a) 
 Each, for Madness ruled the hour, 
 Would tempt the self-same path to pow'r. 
 
 First fiddle Gr — nv — lie needs must try,— - 
 
 And strain'd the chords, to make them sure s 
 
 Then back recoil'd, he knew not why, 
 From the unfinished overture, (b) 
 
 Next, Er — gh — m came pushing from behind, 
 His native bagpipe at his side : 
 
 In one rude roar he forced the wind, 
 
 And sounded strong, and far, and wide. 
 
 And as they oft had heard apart 
 Sweet lessons of her forceful art, 
 Each, for Madness ruled the hour, 
 Would prove his own expressive power. 
 
 First Fear his hand, its skill to try, 
 Amid the chords bewilder'd laid; 
 
 And back recoil'd, he knew not why, 
 E'en at the sound himself had made. 
 
 Next Anger rush'd : his eyes on fire 
 
 In lightnings own'd his secret stings: 
 
 In one rude clash he struck the lyre, 
 
 And swe£t with hurried hand the strings. 
 
 (a) See Pausanias and Diodorus Siculus. 
 
 (b) An overture for a combined administration, originally 
 made to his lordship before the Regency — renewed on the 
 expiration of the restrictions — repeated once more after the 
 assassination of Mr. Perceval — and on all these occasions un- 
 graciously rejected. 
 
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 The organ fell to B— r — n's share, 
 
 Low, sullen sounds his grief beguil'd : 
 
 A solemn, strange, and mingled air ! 
 
 'Twas sad by fits, by starts 'twas wild. 
 
 But thou, O Cr — k — r, bard of flame, 
 What was thy prophetic story ? (c) 
 Still it spoke of promised glory, 
 
 Aud bade the lofty hopes at distance hail. 
 Still would his touch the strain prolong : 
 And from the fort, the height, the vale, 
 
 He call'd on W— ll—ngt— n through all the song ; 
 And as that noble theme he chose, 
 
 Britain responsive cheer'd at every close, 
 
 And Cr— -k— r smil'd, well pleas'd, and Britain 
 boasts his fame, 
 
 With woeful measures wan Despair: 
 
 Low, sullen sounds his grief beguiled: 
 
 A solemn, strange, and mingled air ; 
 
 'Twas sad by fits, by starts 'twas wild. 
 
 But thou, O Hope, with eyes so fair, 
 
 What was thy delighted measure? 
 
 Still it whisper'd promised pleasure, 
 And bade the lovely scenes at distance hail! 
 
 Still would her touch the strain prolong ; 
 
 And from the rocks, the woods, the vale, 
 She call'd on Echo still, through all the song; 
 
 And when her sweetest theme she chose, 
 A soft responsive voice was heaid at every close; 
 And Hope enchanted smiled, and waved her golden hair. 
 
 (c) See Mr. Cr — k — r's spirited and interesting poena* 
 « The Battles of Talavera. ' 
 
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 And longer had he sung ; but with a frown 
 
 Wh— tbr— d impatient rose ; 
 He threw his hat with boist'rous gesture down, 
 And, with a sulky look, 
 The lute of gentle Peace he took ; 
 But swept a crash so loud and dread, 
 Were never sounds of war so full of woe ! 
 And ever and anon he beat 
 A table near with furious heat : 
 And though sometimes, each breathless pause be- 
 tween, 
 C — stl — r — gh with courteous pride 
 His moderating voice applied, 
 Yet still he kept his bold unraanner'd mien, 
 While phrase of foul abuse seem'd brewing in his 
 head* 
 
 The strains of M — ra's muse to nought were fix'd,— 
 A tremulous though ardent lay : 
 
 And longer had she sung ; — but with a frown, 
 
 Revenge impatient rose: 
 He threw his blood-stain'd sword in thunder down; 
 And with a withering look, 
 The war-denouncing trumpet took, 
 And blew a blast so loud and dread, 
 Were ne'er prophetic sounds so full of woe J 
 And ever and anon he beat 
 The doubling dram, with furious heat; 
 And though sometimes, each dreary pause between, 
 Dejected Pity, at his side, 
 Her soul-subduing voice applied, 
 Yet still he kept his wild, unalter'd mien", 
 While each straiu'd ball of sight seem'd bursting from his head* 
 Thy numbers, Jealousy, to nought were nx'd j 
 Sad proof of thy distressful state 1 
 
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 His theme was intermediarily mix'd, (d) 
 And now he cheer'd the Prince, now grieving call'd 
 on Gr — y. 
 
 With nose and chin that long'd to meet, 
 Pale St— nh — pe took his darkling seat : 
 And from that solitary place, 
 With measure long, and longer face, 
 
 Twang'd to the harpsichord his wiry drawl : 
 And jumbling there from jest-books old. 
 Quirks and quiddits quaintly roll'd. 
 
 Pert, yet unmark'd, the nasal numbers fall ; 
 Or, after long and wearisome delay, 
 
 Of different themes the veering song was mix'd ; 
 And now it courted Love, now raving-, eall'd on Hate. 
 
 With eyes tip-raised, as one inspired, 
 Pale Melancholy sat retired; 
 And from her wild sequester'd seat 
 In notes by distance made more sweet, 
 Pour'd through the mellow horn her pensive soul ; 
 And dashing soft from rocks around, 
 Bubbling runnels join'd the sound ; 
 Through glades and glooms the mingled measures stole, 
 Or, o'er some haunted stream with fond delay, 
 
 (d) During the embarrassments occasioned by Mr. Perce- 
 val's death, Earl M — ra was commissioned to form an admi- 
 nistration upon what was then called " the Intermediary 
 Principle," The design seems to have been, that a cabinet 
 should be formed of some of the least discordant among the 
 rival statesmen, to the exclusion of all whose violence could 
 disturb the unanimity sa essential to the successful prosecution 
 of the war. 
 
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 Ev'ry hearer's mind disposing 
 To a heavy mood of dozing, 
 In hollow murmurs die away. 
 
 But oh ! how alter'd was the livelier tone, 
 
 When W — 11 — sley, with a soul of loftiest frame, 
 On whom expectant nations hung, 
 His eagle eye bright'ning in flame, 
 Blew an inspiring air, that Europe's confines rung, 
 The trumpet-blast, to Swede and Spaniard known I 
 High-born Castilians, gallant, yet serene, 
 Lusians and Catalans were seen, 
 Leaving their groves of orange green ; 
 Siberia's sons rejoiced to hear, 
 And Austria, waking, seized the vengeful spear, 
 
 Sh — r — d — n came last to trial : (e) 
 
 Hound a holy calm diffusing, 
 Love of peace, and lonely musing, 
 In hollow murmurs died away. 
 
 But oh ! how alter'd was its sprightlier tone, 
 When Cheerfulness, a nymph of healthiest hue, 
 Her bow across her shoulders slung, 
 Her buskins gemm'd with morning dew, 
 Blew an inspiring air, that dale and thicket rung, 
 The hunters call, to Faun and Dryad known. 
 The oak-crown'd sisters, and their chaste-eyed queen, 
 Satyrs and sylvan boys are seen, 
 Peeping from forth their alleys green. 
 Brown Exercise rejoiced to hear ; 
 And Sport leapt up, and seized his beechen spear. 
 
 Last came Joy's ecstatic trial : 
 
 (e) Whatever the business, Mr. Sh — r — d — n would proba- 
 bly arrive the last. The appropriateness of the viny crown 
 in the following line is too obvious to require a comment. 
 
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 He, with viny crown advancing, 
 First to the lively pipe his hand address'd : 
 But soon he saw the soul-awak'ning viol, 
 
 Whose tone his nobler judgment loved the best : 
 They would have thought, who heard the strain, 
 They mark'd Tyrtseus breathing far 
 The patriot note of Grecian war, 
 To many a martial chorus dancing ; 
 While, as his skilful fingers kiss'd the strings, 
 Wisdom and Mirth framed a harmonious round : 
 Then Wisdom gracious smiled, with zone unbound, 
 And Mirth, amid his frolic play, 
 Beating brisk measure to the jocund lay, 
 Waved in the Sun his gaily burnish'd wings. 
 
 O Statesman, Poet, Scholar, Wit, 
 Pupil, and Friend, and Heir of Pitt; 
 Why, C — nn—ng, why, to us denied, 
 Lay'st thou thy wonted lyre aside ? 
 
 He, with viny crown advancing, 
 
 First to the lively pipe his hand addrest ; 
 
 But soon he saw the brisk awakening viol, 
 
 Whose sweet entrancing voice he loved the best; 
 
 They would have thought, who heard the strain, 
 
 They saw, in Tempe's vale, her native maids 
 
 Amidst the festal sounding shades, 
 
 To some unwearied minstrel dancing, 
 While, as his flying fingers kiss'd the strings, 
 Love framed with Mirth a gay fantastic round ; 
 Loose were her tresses seen,, her zone unbound ; 
 And he, amidst his frolic play, 
 As if he would the charming air repay, 
 Shook thousand odours from his dewy wings. 
 
 O Music ! sphere-descended maid, 
 Friend of Pleasure, "Wisdom's aid! 
 Why, Goddess ! why to us denied, 
 Lay'st thou thy ancient lyre aside ? 
 
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 As from great Chatham's son, of yore 
 Thou learn'dst an all-commanding pow'r, 
 Thy patriot soul, thine ardent strain, 
 Might bring those wish'dfor days again. 
 Still be thy full and manly tone 
 True to the country and the throne ; 
 Be still, as in all former time, 
 Warm, energetic, chaste, sublime ; 
 Shine on this dark and fearful age, 
 Aud gild our hist'ry's deathless page. 
 'Tis said, and I believe the tale, 
 Thy slend'rest breath can more prevail, 
 Has more of strength and harmony— 
 Than all the Opposition's cry, 
 Although against thee jointly play 
 The bands of Gr — nv — lie and of Gr — y. 
 O bid their scattering forces fly : 
 Accord once more with Ministry : 
 Return to aid their skilful band, 
 And charm the discords of the land ! 
 
 As, in that lovM Athenian bower, 
 You learn'd an all-commanding power, 
 Thy mimic soul, oh "Nymph endear'd, 
 Can well recal what then it heard. 
 Where is thy native simple heart, 
 Devote to Virtue, Fancy, Art? 
 Arise, as in that elder time, 
 Warm, energetic, chaste, sublime! 
 Thy wonders, in that godlike age, 
 Fill thy recording Sister's page : — 
 'Tis said, and I believe the tale, 
 Thy humblest reed could more prevail. 
 Had more of strength, diviner rage, 
 Than all which charms this laggard age ; 
 E'en all at once together found, 
 Cecilia's mingled world of sound — 
 O bid our vain endeavours cease ; 
 Revive the just designs of Greece : 
 Return in all thy simple state! 
 Confirm the tales her sons relate I 
 
PART II. 
 
 $retator? piper, 
 
 BY THE SHADE OF DR. JOHNSON. 
 
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 OM. OoW. A'. 627, 8. 
 
 The Author of the Vicar of Bray. — Gray % — Goldsmith.— Dr. 
 Johnson himself. — Cowper* — Darwin. 
 
 lo invade the recesses of literary concealment, 
 and divellicate the disguises of anonymous ability, 
 are tasks neither necessary to the welfare of the 
 public, nor honourable to the industry of the de- 
 tector. Whether that lyrical creed which takes 
 its title from the Incumbent of Bray, be the ge- 
 nuine confessional of an unprincipled Divine, or 
 the suppositious device of an exacerbated Satirist, 
 I shall not reveal to the curiosity of the living. 
 Suffice it to say, that while the principles of our 
 fellow-creatures are swayed by their passions, and 
 while conscience continues to contort herself in 
 
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 compliance with the sinuosities of circumstance, so 
 long " The Vicar of Bray,*' whether in the origi- 
 nal, or in the succeeding paraphrase, must continue 
 to awaken the salutary shame of the wicked, and 
 the honest indignation of the good. 
 
 On the genius of Thomas Gray, Esq. my Biogra- 
 phy of the Poets comprises a criticism, to which 
 little can be added, and whence little can be taken 
 away. I have sometimes indeed wished, that it 
 were possible to revoke an occasional sally of su- 
 perfluous severity, or an ungracious expression of 
 precipitate distaste : but that which has been print- 
 ed can no longer be suppressed, and it is useless 
 to regret what it is impossible to recall. Opportu- 
 nity is a passenger who retraces not his steps, and 
 Time can be seized but by the forelock. 
 
 A prologue of my own has found a place among 
 the following contributions. I subjoin it without 
 a commentary : for my praise would be ridiculed 
 as partial, and my censure suspected as insincere. 
 I proceed, therefore, in the chronological order, to 
 Dr. Goldsmith. 
 
 Of Oliver Goldsmith, thus presented to my re- 
 gard, let me indulge myself in the delineation. 
 He was a writer profound without pedantry, and 
 without puerility simple; who neither sullied his 
 originality with paradox, nor strained his sublimity 
 to bombast : a philosopher without rigidity, and a 
 
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 sentimentalist -without affectation. Among the 
 multifarious departments of literature, there are 
 few which he has not attempted : there is none, 
 which, having attempted, he has failed to a« 
 dorn (a), 
 
 William Cowper, the next of our literary bro- 
 therhood, was of a genius at once natural and no- 
 yel : of retiring manners, but of a 'commanding 
 mind : felicitous and forcible in his conceptions, 
 . yet negligent and unskilful in his execution. 
 
 For the production which we communicate from 
 the Muse of Dr. Erasmus Darwin, we have to de- 
 precate displeasure, and solicit indulgence. Its 
 author, who sacrificed with no inconsiderable suc- 
 cess, at the poetic as well as at the medical altar of 
 Apollo, desires to have this trifle regarded not as a 
 paraphrase on any one specific passage of his works, 
 but rather as a consolidation of those characteristic 
 idiosyncrasies in thought, in manner, and in ex- 
 pression, which he seems to consider, (in my opi- 
 nion erroneously) as the rarest and most honour- 
 able of his distinctions. 
 
 He that courts a new acquaintance, should pro- 
 
 fa) See Johnson's Epitaph on Goldsmith. Nullum fere 
 scribendi genns nan tetigit: nullum, quod tetigit, non or- 
 navit. 
 
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 pitiate by his first address. He that bids a long 
 farewell, should conciliate by his last impressions. 
 For this reason we have determined, that our se- 
 ries of posthumous parodies shall conclude, as it 
 began, with a version from the works of William 
 Shakspeare. 
 
 SAMUEL JOHNSON. 
 
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 THE CHAPLAIN TO THE 
 
 A PARAPHRASE OF THE VICAR OF BRAY. 
 
 By 
 
 When Pitt array'd the British arms. 
 
 To che^ck the Gallic ferment, 
 I spread the regicide alarms, 
 
 And so I got preferment. 
 
 To teach my flock I never miss'd, 
 
 " Reform is revolution, 
 
 " And d d are those that do assist 
 
 " To mend a constitution." 
 And this is law, I will aver, 
 
 Tho' stiff-neck'd fools may sneer, Sir, 
 Whoe'er may be the Minister, 
 I'll be the Chaplain here, Sir. 
 
 IN good King Charles's golden days, 
 
 When loyalty no harm meant, 
 A zealous Iligh-chuichman I was, 
 
 And so I got preferment : 
 To teach my flock I never miss'd, 
 Kings are by God appointed, 
 And damn'd are tnose that do resist, 
 Or touch the Lord's Anointed, 
 
 And this is law, I will maintain 
 Until my dying day, Sir, — 
 That whatsoever King shall reign, 
 I'll be the Vicar of Bray, Sir. 
 
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 When gentle S— dm— th. sway'd the crown, 
 
 And peace came into fashion, - 
 The lust of war I hooted down, 
 
 And puff'd pacification. 
 I vow'd the papists were agreed 
 
 To burn all honest men, Sir : 
 And methodism had been my creed — 
 
 But Pitt came in again, Sir. 
 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
 When Gr_y and Gr— nv— He made the laws 
 
 For Britain's tol'rant nation, 
 I took the cudgels for the cause 
 
 Of transubstantiation. 
 The Articles I made a joke, 
 
 (Finding I should not need 'em :) 
 And, Afric's fetters being broke, 
 E'en grew a friend to Freedom. 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
 When royal James obtain'd the crown, 
 
 And Popery came in fashion, 
 The penal laws I hooted down, 
 
 And read the Declaration : 
 The Church of Rome I found would fit 
 
 Full well my constitution ; 
 And had become a Jesuit, 
 
 But for the .Revolution. 
 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
 When William was our King declared, 
 
 To ease the Nation's grievance ; 
 With this new wind about I steei'd, 
 
 And swore to him allegiance: 
 Old principles I did revoke, 
 
 Set conscience at a distance ; 
 Passive obedience was a joke. 
 
 A jest was non-resistance. 
 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
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 When Perceval advised our King, 
 
 (The Church of England's glory) 
 My conscience was another thing. 
 
 For I had turn'd a Tory : 
 I cursed the Whigs, no more in place ; 
 
 I damn'd their moderation, 
 And swore they shook the Church's base ? 
 
 By sinful toleration. 
 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
 Now that the Ministry relent, 
 
 And Erin's sons look big, Sir, 
 I fee,l a soft'niug sentiment, 
 
 Which makes me half a Whig, Sir. 
 And thus preferment I procure, 
 
 In each new doctrine hearty, — 
 Alike extol, neglect, abjure, 
 
 Pope, King, or Bonaparte. 
 
 At least 'tis law, Sec. 
 
 When gracious Anne became our Queen, 
 
 The Church of England's glory, 
 Another face of things was seen, 
 
 And I became a Tory : 
 Occasional conformists base, 
 
 I damn'd their moderation; 
 And thought the Church in danger was, 
 
 By such prevarication. 
 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
 When George in pudding time came o'er, 
 
 And mod'rate men look'd big, Sir, 
 I turn'd a cat-in-pan once more, 
 
 And so became a Whig, Sir ; 
 And thus preferment I procured 
 
 From our new Faith's Defender; 
 And almost everyday abjured 
 
 The Pope and the Pretender. 
 
 And this is law, &c. 
 
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 The now prevailing politics, 
 
 The now administration, 
 On these allegiance do I fix, — 
 
 While they can keep their station : 
 For in my faith and loyalty 
 
 I never more will falter. 
 To L~ v— -xp— 1 and C— stl— r— gh, 
 Until the times shall alter. 
 
 For thus I safely may aver, 
 
 However fools may sneer, Sir, 
 That whoso be the Minister, 
 
 I must be Chaplain here, Sir. 
 
 The illustrious House of Hanover, 
 
 Aud protestant succession ; 
 To these allegiance do I swear — 
 
 While they can keep possession : 
 For in my faith and loyalty 
 I never more will falter, 
 And George my lawful King shall be — 
 Until the times do alter. 
 
 And this is law, I will maintain 
 Until my dying day, Sir, — 
 That whatsoever King shall reign, 
 I'll toe the Vicar of Bray, Sir. 
 
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 ELEGIAC STANZAS, 
 
 ON RETURNING AT DAY-BREAK, THROUGH AN ALLEY IN LON- 
 DON, FROM A BALL AT LADY ~ 's : BEING A PARA- 
 PHRASE OF " AN ELEGY WRITTEN IN A COUNTRY CHURCH- 
 YARD/' BY THOMAS GRAY, ESQ. 
 
 1 he watchman drawls the hour of dawning day, 
 The breakfast booth is set with smoking tea, (a) 
 
 The dancers homeward wind their weary way, 
 And leave the streets to morning and to me. 
 
 Now brighter beams upon the pavement dart, 
 Though yet a gen 'ral silence holds the air, 
 
 Save where some gard'ner drives his early cart, 
 Or drowsy milkmen clank along the square : 
 
 THE curfew tolls the knell of parting day, 
 
 The lowing herd winds slowly o'er the lea; 
 
 The ploughman homeward plods his. weary way, 
 And leaves the world to darkness and to me. 
 
 Now fades the glimmering landscape on the sight, 
 And all the air a solemn stillness holds ; 
 
 Save where the beetle wheels his droning flight, 
 And drowsy tinklings lull the distant folds: 
 
 (a) From four to six o' clock in the summer mornings, 
 there are stalls in the principal streets of London, where the 
 labouring classes, as they go to their occupations, regale 
 themselves with a cheap and convenient breakfast. 
 
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 Save that, disguised with liquor and with paint, 
 The fragile fair complains of some mishap, 
 
 From rough patroies, who, stern and ungallant, 
 Molest her chill and solitary nap. 
 
 Beneath these humble roofs, these broken tiles, 
 Blown from their lay'rs when April winds were 
 high, 
 
 On beds uncurtain'd, and in crowded files, 
 This narrow alley's lab'ring tenants lie. 
 
 The pealing knocker at the pompous porch, 
 The fretful gabble of the elbow 'd guest, 
 
 The clattering carriage, or the iiaring torch, 
 Has never robb'd them of their lowly rest. 
 
 For them no dame shall plan the brilliant ball, 
 Nor Mr, Speaker ply his evening care : 
 
 No lacqueys bow before them through the hall, 
 Nor scream their titles up the crowded stair. 
 
 Save that, from yonder ivy-mantled tower, 
 
 The moping owl does to the Moon complain 
 
 Of ssich as, wandering near her secret bower, 
 Molest her ancient solitary reign. 
 
 Beneath those rugged elms, that yew-tree's shade, 
 Where heaves the turf in many amouid'ring heap, 
 
 Each in his narrow cell forever laid, 
 
 The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep. 
 
 The breezy call of incense-breathing morn, 
 
 The swallow twitt'ring from the straw-built shed, 
 The cock's shrill clarion, or the echoing horn, 
 
 No more shall rouse them from their lowly bed. 
 
 For them no more the blazing hearth shall burn, 
 Or busy house wife ply her evening care, 
 
 !No children run to lisp their sire's return, 
 
 Or climb his knees, the envied kiss to share. 
 
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 Oft does the dray their sturdy strength invite, 
 Their harden'd hands oft haul the stubborn rope,_ 
 
 How jocund do they shut their shops at night ! 
 How smirk their chins beneath the Sunday soap ! 
 
 Let not nice N — g — nt mock their useful toil, 
 Their ill cut raiment, or their homely food, 
 
 Nor the Black Dandy hear with scornful smile, (b) 
 The early hours of that unpolish'd brood. 
 
 The pomp of liv'ries and the whirl of wheels, 
 
 And all that Hoby, (c) all that Dyde (d) e'er gave, 
 
 Are random toys that Fortune blindly deals, — 
 Grave to the fool, but foolish to the grave. 
 
 Oft did the harvest to their sickle yield, 
 
 Their furrow oft the stubborn glebe has broke, 
 
 How jocund did they drive their teams afield ! 
 
 How bow'd the woods beneath their sturdy stroke! 
 
 Let not Ambition mock their useful toil, 
 
 Their homely joys, and destiny obscure; 
 
 If or Grandeur hear, with a disdainful smile, 
 The short and simple annals of the poor. 
 
 The boast of heraldry, the pomp of power, 
 
 And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave, 
 
 Await alike th' inevitable hour, 
 
 The paths of glory lead but to the grave. 
 
 (b) W, W. L— ng P— le, Esq., the fortunate holder of the 
 great prize in the matrimonial lottery. He is now chiefly 
 remarkable for the exorbitant lateness of his hours. 
 
 (c) An eminent boot-maker. 
 
 (d) Messrs. Dyde and Scribe are celebrated dealers in 
 female finery. 
 
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 Nor you, ye fair, contemn their lowly doom, 
 If fops for them no rapt'rous plaudits raise ; 
 
 While in the buzz of many a scented room, 
 
 Your voice, your dancing, swell the note of praise. 
 
 Can animating reel, or melting waltz, 
 
 Teach you to thread the giddier maze of life ? 
 
 Can D' Egville's skill redeem one step when false ? 
 Or Cramer lull the jars of man and wife ? 
 
 Perhaps in yon dark garret may repose 
 
 Eyes, of fair C — stl — r — gh's celestial fire ; 
 
 Hands that, like C"- ngr — ve's, had consumed our 
 foes, 
 Or swept, like S — th — y's, o'er the laureat lyre; 
 
 But Fashion to their eyes her fruitful store 
 Of gay accomplishment did ne'er unroll : 
 
 INor yon, ye proud, impute to these the fault, 
 If Meru'ry o'er their tomb no trophies raise, 
 
 Where, through the long drawn aisle and fretted vault, 
 The pealing anthem swells the note of praise. 
 
 Can storied urn, or animated bust, 
 
 Back to its mansion call the fleeting breath? 
 
 Can Honour's voice provoke the silent dust, 
 
 Or Flattery soothe the dull cold ear of Death? 
 
 Perhaps in this neglected spot is laid - 
 
 Some heart once pregnant wilth celestial fire ; 
 
 Hands that the rod of Empire might have sway'd, 
 Or waked to ecstacy the living lyre. 
 
 But Knowledge to their eyes her ample page, 
 Rich with the spoils of Time, did ne'er unroll ; 
 
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 Chill Penury repress'd each livelier pow'r, 
 And nipp'd the tender flow' rets of the soul. 
 
 Full many a L— ttr— ll's mental ray serene 
 The wide uncultured bogs of Erin bear : 
 
 Full many a H — pe is born to blush unseen. 
 Or waste her sweetness at a village fair. 
 
 Some nameless W — rd, whose master-wit repress'd 
 The alehouse patriot's dull disloyal arts, 
 
 Some bright untoasted H — rtf — rd here may 
 rest — 
 Some J — rs — y, guiltless of our broken hearts. 
 
 The Morning Post's applause to bear away. 
 To tease the envious mob of aping cits, 
 
 To scatter plenty at a fete ornee, 
 
 To learn of statesmen, and to live with wits, 
 
 Chill Penury repress'd their noble rage, 
 
 And froze the genial current of their soul. 
 
 Full many a gem of purest ray serene, 
 
 The dark, unfathom'd caves of Ocean bear ; 
 
 Full many a flower is born to blush unseen, 
 And waste its sweetness on the desart air. 
 
 Some village Hampden, that with dauntless breast, 
 The little tyrant of his fields withstood; 
 
 Some mute inglorious Milton here may rest ; 
 
 Some Cromwell, guiltless of his country's blood. 
 
 Th' applause of listening senates to command, 
 The threats of pain and ruin to despise, 
 
 To scatter plenty o'er a smiling land, 
 
 And read their history in a Nation's eyes, 
 
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 Their lot forbade : a power supremely wise 
 
 Their fate, their fashion, and their faults confin'd : 
 
 Forbade, to deal destruction with their eyes. 
 And shut the gates of mercy on mankind : 
 
 The modest throes of struggling truth to hide, 
 To quench the blushes of ingenuous shame, 
 
 To vie with demireps in paint and pride. 
 And swell the calendar of evil fame. 
 
 Far from St. James's, far from all the Squares, 
 Their vulgar footsteps never learn'd to stray : 
 
 About St. Martin's Lane, or Lambeth Stairs*, 
 They keep the noisy tenor of their way. 
 
 Yet, that ev'n these may taste their due delights, 
 Some Evening Tea-garden with holly fence, 
 
 From caxon'd quizzes, and from flounce-cloak'd 
 frights, 
 Obtains the tribute of their eighteen-pence. 
 
 Their lot forbade; nor circumscribed alone 
 
 Their growing- virtues, but their crimes confined, 
 
 Forbade to wade through slaughter to a throne, 
 And shut the gates of mercy on mankind : 
 
 The struggling pangs of conscious truth to hide, 
 To quench the blushes of ingenuous shame, 
 
 Or heap the shrine of luxury and pride 
 
 With incense kindled at the Muses' flame. 
 
 Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife, 
 Their sober -wishes never learn'd to stray ; 
 
 Along the cool, sequester'd vale of life, 
 
 They kept the noiseless tenor of their way. 
 
 Tet e'en these bones from insult to protect, 
 Some frail memorial still erected nigh, 
 
 With uncouth rhymes and shapeless sculpture deck's!, 
 Implores the passing tribute of a sigh. 
 
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 Their cakes, their ale, brought by a tidy maid, 
 The place of venison and champagne supply : 
 
 And cocks and hens are clipp'd from yew tree shade. 
 That meet their taste for rural scenery. 
 
 For who, in Nature's favourite month of June, 
 Seeks not the velvet of some verdant sod ? 
 
 Feels the warm ray of Sunday afternoon, 
 Nor casts one restless > roving look abroad ? 
 
 Tax'd carts unnumber'd roll through Bethnal Green, 
 By Hatchetfs door a knot of coaches wait : 
 
 On Greenwich Hill are some smart ankles seen, 
 Even at the Horns some fearless husbands bait. 
 
 For thee, who, mindful of a friendless race, 
 Dost in these rhymes their little lives define, 
 
 If chance, when years have sped their silent pace, 
 Some kindred spirit shall enquire of thine, 
 
 Their name,. their years, spelt by th' unletter'd Muse, 
 The place of fame and elegy supply ; 
 
 And many a holy text around she spreads, 
 That teach the rustic moralist to die. 
 
 For who, to dumb Forgetfulness a prey, 
 
 Tiiis pleasing, anxious being e'er resign'd, 
 ■ Left the warm precincts of the cheerful day, 
 
 Nor cast one longing, lingering look behind? 
 
 On some fond breast the parting soul relies, 
 Some pious drops the closing eye requires ; 
 
 E'en from the tomb the voice of Nature cries, 
 E'en in our ashes live their wonted fires. 
 
 For thee, who, mindful of th' unhonour'd dead, 
 Dost, in these lines, their artless tale relate. 
 
 If chance, by lonely contemplation led, 
 
 Some kindred spirit shall enquire thy fate ; 
 
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 Haply some gentle dowager may say,— 
 
 " Oft have we seen him at the peep of dawn^ 
 
 " Kicking from painted floors the chalk away, 
 " While sleepy chaperons would sit and yawn. 
 
 " There, where the Palace fronts St. James's Street, 
 " And rears its old fantastic tow'rs so high, 
 
 " The rattling carriages he loved to meet, 
 " And gossip with the folk that babbled by. 
 
 u From rout to rout, now laughing at the tricks 
 " Of wayward jilts and dandies he would rove : 
 
 u Now deeply wrapt in chit-chat politics, 
 " Or slyly jesting on some corner-love. 
 
 il One morn I miss'd him in th' accustom'd walks, 
 " Along the Park, and near his fav'rite trees : 
 
 " At night he sate not in my Opera box, 
 " Nor came to sup at Lady * * * 's. 
 
 Haply some hoary-headed swain may say : 
 
 " Oft have we seen him at the peep of dawn, 
 
 " Brushing, with hasty steps, the dews away, 
 " To meet the Sun upon the upland lawn ; 
 
 " There, at the foot of yonder nodding heech, 
 
 " That wreathes its old fantastic roots so high, 
 
 " His listless length at noon-tide would he stretch, 
 " And pore upon the brook that babbles by. 
 
 *' Hard by yon wood, now smiling as in scorn, 
 
 " Muttering his wayward fancies he would rove ; 
 
 " Now drooping, woeful, wan, like one forlorn, 
 
 *' Or ciazed with care, or cross'd in hopeless love. 
 
 •* One morn I miss'd him on th' accustom'd hill, 
 " Along the heath, and near his fav'rite tree ; 
 
 " Another came, nor yet beside the rill, 
 
 " Nor up the lawn, nor at the wood was he: 
 
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 Next morn I heard that, just two days before, 
 With a loved bride from busy Town he went : 
 
 Sit down with patience a few moments more, 
 And read a letter that he lately sent : 
 
 THE LETTER. 
 
 Here lives, retired from all the haunts of men, 
 A youth, to Fortune and to Fame unknown : 
 
 The Muses frown'd not on his early pen, 
 But Disappointment mark'd him for her own, 
 
 His heart was warm, and his ambition high, 
 But Heav'n decreed a safer, stiller life : 
 
 He gave to pomp and pow'r a parting sigh : 
 
 He gain'd from Heav'n a fond and faithful wife. 
 
 ' The next, with dirges due, in sad array, 
 
 " Along the church-yard path we saw him borne; 
 
 ' Approach and read (for thou canst read) the lay, 
 " Graved on the stone, beneath yon aged thorn/' 
 
 THE EPITAPH. 
 
 Here rests his head upon the lap of Earth, 
 
 A youth to Fortune, and to Fame unknown; 
 
 Fair Science frown'd not on his humble birth, 
 And Melancholy mark'd him for her own. 
 
 Large was his bounty, and his soul sincere ; 
 
 Heav'n did a recompense as largely send: 
 He gave to Misery all he had, a tear, 
 
 He gain'd from Heav'n, 'twas all he wish'd, a friend. 
 
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 No farther seek his merits to disclose, 
 Nor wake his wishes for a world forgot : 
 
 Here, in his rustic home he finds repose, 
 And love and letters bless his lonely cot. 
 
 No farther seek Iris merits to disclose, 
 
 Or draw his frailties from their dread abode ; 
 
 There they alike in trembling hope repose, 
 The bosom of his Father and his God., 
 
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 THE SPEAKER'S DINNER. 
 
 A PARAPHRASE OP " RETALIATION," A POEM, 
 BT PR, OLIVER GOLDSMITH. 
 
 Of late, when the pic-nics their parties invited, 
 Each guest brought his dish, and the feast was united: 
 If the Speaker will get us the loaves and the fishes, 
 We'll serve up ourselves for the rest of the dishes. 
 
 Our L — v — rp — l's beef at the top let us find, 
 Old England's famed diet for time out of mind : 
 Let C— stl — r— gh's turtle at bottom be placed, 
 Restoring the system, and pleasing the taste : 
 And Gr-nv-lle's fat haunch in the middle be put on— 
 The rump very large, but a taint in the mutton. 
 Our C — nn— ng is salt : for his talents are such 
 That they heighten the taste of whatever they touch, 
 
 OF old, when Scarron his companions invited, 
 
 Each guest brought his dish, and the feast was united. 
 
 If our landloid supplies us with beef, and with fish, 
 
 Let each guest bring himself, and he brings the best dish. 
 
 Our Dean shall be venison, just fresh from the plains ; 
 Our Burke shall be tongue, with a garnish of brains; 
 Our Will shall be wild-fowl, of excellent flavour, 
 And Dick with his pepper shall highten the savour; 
 Our Cumberland's sweetbread its place shall obtain, 
 And Douglas is pudding, substantial and plain : 
 Our Garrick's asallad, for in him we see 
 Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree ; 
 
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 While B— .rd — tt resembles the onion that throws 
 
 A vulgar effluvium wherever it goes. 
 
 With a chicken well boil'd, gentle S — dm — th will 
 
 treat us, v 
 
 And Cr — k — r shall serve for our Irish potatoes : 
 Brown stout shall be Wh — tbr — d, the dregs of the 
 
 cup, 
 And Sh — r — d — n, spruce, not sufficiently up. 
 Push about, Mr. Speaker, — I'll sit, if I'm able, 
 Till all these grave statesmen sink under the table ; 
 And while they are lying unconscious before us, 
 We'll talk of the men who have lorded it o'er us. 
 
 Now L — v — rp — l's Earl lies along at our feet, 
 Who was eloquent often, and always discreet. 
 If failings he had, he has left us in doubt, 
 Though the Whigs spared no trouble in finding 
 
 them out — 
 But Scandal has said, he had more admiration 
 For old-fashioned practice, than fresh speculation. 
 
 To make out the dinner, full certain I am 
 That Ridge is anchovy, and Reynolds is lamh ; 
 That Hickey's a capon, and by the same rule, 
 Magnanimous Goldsmith a gooseberry fool. 
 At a dinner so various, at such a repast, 
 Who'd not be a glutton, and stick to tiie last ? 
 Here, waiter, more wine, let me sit while I'm able, 
 Till all my companions sink under the table. 
 Then with chaos and blunders encircling my head. 
 Let me ponder, and tell what I think of the dead. 
 
 Here lies the good Dean, re-united to earth, 
 Who mix'd reason with pleasure, and wisdom with m 
 If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt, 
 At least in six weeks, I could not find 'em out: 
 Yet some have declar'd, and it can't be denied 'em, 
 That sly-boots was cursedly cunning to hide 'em. 
 
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 Here sleeps the bold Wh— tbr— d, whose temper 
 was such 
 That we scarce can admire or condemn it too much : 
 Who, born for high purposes, lower'd his mind, 
 And gave to a mob what was meant for mankind : 
 Who, proud in his nature, still wearied his throat 
 In wheedling a cobler to lend him a vote : 
 Who, too wild for utility, wander'd so far 
 That his passion for peace kept him always at war: 
 Though equal to most things, for all things unfit ; 
 Too pert for a statesman, too coarse for a wit : 
 Untrue to the Talents, uncouth to the Regent, 
 
 And fond of all changes, howe'er inexpedient : 
 
 So 'twas always his fate to find fault out of season, 
 Most strongly to speak, and most weakly to reason. 
 
 Here C— tl— r— gh lies, with a mind like the mint, 
 Exhaustless and sterling the stores that were in 't. 
 His well-bred demeanour still bore him along 
 Unhurt through a roaring and riotous throng. 
 
 Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such, 
 We scarcely can praise it, or blame it too much ; 
 Who, born for the universe, narrow'd his mind, 
 And to party gave up what was meant for mankind. 
 Though fraught with all learning, yet straining his throat 
 To persuade Tommy Townshend to lend him a vote ; 
 Who too deep for his hearers, still went on refining, 
 And thought of convincing, while they thought of dining; 
 Though equal to all things, for all things untit, 
 Too nice for a statesman, too proud for a wit: 
 For a patriot too cool; for a drudge disobedient; 
 And too fond of the right to pursue the expedient. 
 In short, 'twas his fate, unemployed, or in place, sir, 
 To eat mutton cold, and cut blocks with a razor. 
 
 Here lies honest William, whose heart was a mint, 
 While the owner ne'er knew half the good that was m *t; 
 The pupil of impulse, it forced him along, 
 His conduct still right, with his argument wrong; 
 
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 Where staunch to his duty, yet slow to offend, 
 He soften'd the means, but to strengthen the end. 
 Would you know, more at large, by what talents 
 
 he shone ? > 
 
 His country will tell you — for all was her own. 
 
 Here slumbers poor Sh — rry, whose fate I must 
 sigh at ! 
 Alas, that such frolic should now be so quiet. 
 What spirits were his, how elastic and subtle ! 
 Now cracking a jest, and now cracking a bottle I 
 Now sw T ift as an archer to tickle and gall, 
 Now strong as a phalanx to shake and appal ! 
 In short, so provoking a devil was Dick, . 
 That we wish'd him full ten times a day at old Nick, 
 But missing his mirth and agreeable vein, 
 As often Ave wish'd to have Dick back again. 
 
 Here S— dm — th reposes, whose virtues and parts 
 Were a light and a model to well-order'd hearts : 
 A friend of Religion, who made it his care 
 
 Still aiming at honour, yet fearing to roam, 
 
 The coachman was tipsey, the chariot drove home; 
 
 Would you ask for his merits? alas! he had none; 
 
 What was good was spontaneous, his faults were his own. 
 
 Here lies honest Richard, whose fate I must sigh at; 
 Alas, that such frolic should now be so quiet! 
 What spirits were his! what wit and what whim! 
 J> T ow breaking a jest, and now breaking a limb! 
 How wrangling and grumbling to keep up the ball; 
 Now teazing and vexing, yet laughing at all ! 
 In short, so provoking a devil was Dick, 
 That we wish'd him full ten times a day at Old Nick; 
 But missing his mirth and agreable vein, 
 As often we wish'd to have Dick back again. 
 
 Here Cumberland lies, having acted his parts, 
 The Terence of England, the mender of hearts; 
 A flattering painter, who made it his care. 
 
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 To live as men ought to be, not as they are. 
 Yet perhaps he has sometimes exceeded the line, 
 And wire-drawn his measures too piously fine; 
 To a coming Millennium has fashion'd his views. 
 Or the ancient Theocracy mark'd for the Jews. 
 Say, where has his genius (his malady caught, 
 Of reas'ning on man, as if man had no fault ? 
 Say, was it, that tired of applying his mind 
 To estimate coolly the mass of mankind, 
 Quite sick of pursuing each versatile elf, 
 At last he grew lazy, and judged from himself? 
 
 Here B — rd — tt retires, from his rows to relax, 
 The scourge of all kings, and the king of all quacks. 
 
 come, ye quack scribblers, and patriots by trade, 
 Come and weep o'er the spot where your member 
 
 is laid ! 
 When, dreading the Tow'r, he distracted the town, 
 
 1 fear'd for its safety, I fear'd for my own ; 
 
 To draw men as they ought to be, not as they are. 
 
 His gallants are all faultless, his women divine, 
 
 And comedy wonders at being so fine ; 
 
 Xike a tragedy queen he has dizen'd her out, 
 
 Or rather like tragedy giving a rout. 
 
 His fools have their foilies so lost in a crowd 
 
 Of virtues and feelings, that folly grows proud, 
 
 And coxcombs, alike in their failings alone, 
 
 Adopting his portraits, are pleased with their own. 
 
 Say, where has our poet this malady caught? 
 
 Or wherefore his characters thus without fault? 
 
 Say, was it that vainly directing his view 
 
 To find out men's virtues, and finding them few. 
 
 Quite sick of pursuing each troublesome elf, 
 
 He grew lazy at last, and drew from himself ? 
 
 Here. Douglas retires fiom his toils to relax, 
 The scourge of impostors, the terror of quaks: 
 Come, all ye quack bards, and ye quacking divines, 
 Come and dance on the spot whesre your tyrant reclines I 
 When satire and censure encircled his throne, 
 I fear'd for your safety, I fear'd for my own; 
 
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 But wanting the aid of this giant detractor, 
 The press may yet cease its unclean manufacture ; 
 The lightnings of G— rr — w may slumber at length, 
 And the thunder-toned justice of Ell — nb'r — gh's 
 
 strength; 
 The Whites and the Hunts shall desist from sedi- 
 tion, (a) 
 No leader remaining to spur their ambition; 
 Pale Envy her taper shall quench to a spark, 
 And C — bb— tt meet W — thm_n, (b) and wail in 
 the dark ! 
 
 Here sleeps my Lord Gr— nv— lie, describe him 
 who can, 
 A compression of all that was solid in man. 
 For bottom, confess'd without rival to shine : 
 For head, if not first, in the very first line. 
 
 But now he is gone, and we want a detector, 
 
 Our Dodds shall he pious, our Kenricks shall lecture ; 
 
 Macphersou write bombast, and call it a style, 
 
 Our Townsend make speeches, and I shall compile ; 
 
 Hew Lauders and Bowers the Tweed shall pass over, 
 
 Ho countrymen living tlieir tricks to discover; 
 
 Detection her taper shall quench to a spark, 
 
 And Scotchman meet Scotchman and cheat in the dark. 
 
 Here lies David Garrick, describe him who can, 
 An abridgement of all that was pleasant in man ; 
 As an actor, confess'd without rival to shine ; 
 As a wit, if not first, in the very first line : 
 
 (a) Editors of libellous Newspapers. 
 (b) A turbulent Linen-draper. 
 
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 Vet,with pow'rs thus confess'd, and a lofty condition, 
 He was duped by his own over-weening ambition ; 
 Like Satan of old from authority fell, 
 And left service in Heaven for empire in Hell. 
 In foreign concerns he was skili'd to a wonder : 
 'Twas only at home he was fated to blunder : 
 For, straining too far tQ secure the command, 
 He cut off all hope from himself and his band, 
 Invited to pow'r, yet too proud to come in, 
 Unless he could storm what 'twas easy to win. 
 
 He cast his old friends, as a huntsman his pack, 
 
 But found not the secret to whistle them back. 
 He loved popularity, swallow'd what came, 
 And the puffs of the papers he fancied was fame : 
 Till the fall of his cabinet humbled their tone, 
 And the shouts of their extacy died in a groan. 
 Long lauded by Journals and minor Reviews, 
 •He paid for their praises by sending them news. 
 
 Yet, with talents like these, and an excellent heart, 
 
 The man had his failings, a dupe to his art. 
 
 Like an ill-judging beauty, his colours he spread, 
 
 And beplaster'd with rouge his own natural red. 
 
 On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 
 
 'Twas only that, when he was off, he was acting. 
 
 With no reason on earth to go out of his way, 
 
 He turn'd and he varied full ten times a day: 
 
 Though secure of our hearts, yet confoundedly sick, 
 
 If they were not his own by finessing and trick. 
 
 He cast off' his friends, as a huntsman his pack, 
 
 For he knew when he pleased he could whistle them back. 
 
 Of praise a mere glutton, he swallow'd what came, 
 
 And the puff of a dunce he mistook it for fame; 
 
 Till, his relish grown callous almost to disease, 
 
 Who pepper'd the highest was surest to please. 
 
 Btjt let us be candid, and speak out our mind: 
 
 If dunces applauded, he paid them in kind. 
 
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 Pamphlet-writers ! Reporters ! and Critics so grave! 
 What a commerce was yours, while you got and 
 
 you gave ! 
 How aptly, on both sides, the eulogy fitted, 
 When you were be-Junius'd, and he was be-Pitted 1 
 But peace to his errors, whatever his fate, 
 For his former deserts had been many and great: 
 The measures of Pitt, as matured by his skill, 
 Shall plead his apology, happen what will ; 
 His lore and his science shall Shelburne approve, 
 And Windham and Burke be his colleagues above ! 
 
 Here Cr — k — r reclines, a most smart, clever 
 creature, 
 And ev'n Opposition allow him good nature. 
 He was true to his country, his friends, and his king: 
 Yet one fault he had ! a most scandalous thing! 
 Perhaps you may ask, was he wanting in spirit ? 
 Oh no, that was never an Irish demerit. 
 
 Ye Kern-inks, ye Kellys, and Woodfalls so-grave, 
 
 What a commerce was yours while you got and you gave! 
 
 How did Grub Street re-echo the shouts that you rais'd. 
 
 While he was be-Roscius'd and you were be-prais'd ! 
 
 But peace to his spirit, wherever it flies, 
 
 To act as an angel, and mix with the skies : 
 
 Those poets who owe their best fame to his skill, 
 
 Shall still be his flatterers, go where he will; 
 
 Old Shakspeare receive him with praise and with love, 
 
 And Beaumonts and Bens be his Kellys above. 
 
 Here Hickey reclines, a most blunt, pleasant creature, 
 And slander itself must allow him good-nature: 
 He cherish'd his friend, and he relish'd a bumper, 
 Yet one fault he had, and that one was a thumper. 
 Perhaps you may ask if the man was a miser} 
 I answer no, no, for he always was wiser ; 
 
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 Perhaps a too bigotted Aristocrat ? 
 I do not intend to impeach him of that. 
 Perhaps he would trust to the chance of the day, 
 And so became careless and indolent ? Nay. 
 Then what was his failing ? Come, come, let us 
 
 know it — 
 He was — could he help it ? — by nature a poet ! 
 
 Here C — nn— *ng is laid, and, to tell you my mind, 
 He has not left a brighter or better behind : 
 His speeches were brilliant, resistless, and grand : 
 His character cordial, attaching, and bland : 
 Still born to improve us in every part, 
 His wisdom our judgment, his genius our heart. 
 The terror of coxcombs, the wonder of wits, 
 He could hit all their blots, he could ward all their 
 
 hits ; 
 When they blunder'd, and thunder'd, and smarted, 
 
 and swore, 
 He but quizzed them the quicker, and cut them the 
 
 Too courteous, perhaps, or obligingly flat ? 
 
 His very worst foe can't accuse him of that ; 
 
 Perhaps he confided in men as they go, 
 
 And so was too foolishly honest? ah no ! 
 
 Then what was his failing? come, tell it, and burn ye,r- 
 
 Ife was, could he help it? a special attorney. 
 
 Here Reynolds is laid, and, to tell you my mind, 
 He has not left a wiser or better behind : 
 His pencil was striking, resistless and grand; 
 His manners were gentle, complying, and bland; 
 Still born to improve n» in every part, 
 His pencil our faces, his manners oar heart : 
 To coxcombs averse, yet most civilly steeriug, 
 When they judged without skill he was still hard of hearing ; 
 "When they taik'd of their Raphaels, Corregios, and stuff, 
 He shifted his trumpet, and only took snuff. 
 
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 PROLOOUE 
 
 FOR THE OPENING OP THE GREAT THEATRE, ST. STEPHENS, 
 AT THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE SEASON 1813—4 *: BEING 
 A PARAPHRASE OF THE PROLOGUE FOR THE OPENING OF 
 DRURY LANE THEATRE, IN THE YEAR 1T47, 
 BY DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON. 
 
 When Europe's peril from her Gallic foes 
 First roused the age, immortal Pitt arose, 
 Each plot of many-colour'd France overthrew, 
 Saved the old world, and overawed the new. 
 Commerce beheld him stretch her golden reign 5 
 And jealous Whigs toil'd after him in vain : 
 His lofty thoughts his lofty phrase impress'd, 
 And admiration throbb'd in ev'ry breast. 
 
 WHEN Learning's triumph o'er her barbarous foes 
 First rearM the stage, immortal Shakspeare rose; 
 Each change of many-colour'd life he drew, 
 Exhausted worlds, and then imagined new : 
 Existence saw him spurn her bounded reign, 
 And panting Time toiPd after him in vain. 
 His powerful strokes presiding truth impress'd, 
 And unresisted passion storm'd the breast. 
 
 * Note. This parody was written in 1812, at the request 
 of a friend, to complete a series of political jeux d' esprit, 
 which he was then publishing in one of the Newspapers. 
 
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 Then S— dm— -th came, accustom'd, from his youth, 
 To please by mildness, and succeed by truth : 
 His private honour graced his public parts, 
 Grew on our minds, and gain'd upon our hearts : 
 And general approbation gave the bays, 
 For none could blame, though many grudged their 
 
 praise. 
 Losing his votes, he made a sage retreat, 
 And gain'd, like Chatham's self, a titled seat. 
 
 At length the Giant Talents storm'd the skies ; 
 Alas, that genius is so seldom wise ! 
 Rais'd by ambitious Peers, to them they bent : 
 Title was worth, and influence argument. 
 Wild Innovation then had many a friend, 
 Who marr'd the more, the more he sought to mend : 
 Rapid, and bold, they strove for lasting sway, 
 The Crown their plaything, and the State their prey: 
 Their Chiefs were able, their connections strong, 
 Their boroughs many, and their speeches long ; 
 
 Then Jonson came, instructed from the school, 
 To please in method, and invent by rule ; 
 His studious patience and laborious art 
 By regular approach essay'd the heart : 
 Cold approbation gave the lingering bays ; 
 For those who durst not censure, scarce could praise. 
 A mortal born, he met the general doom, 
 But left, like Egypt's Kings, a lasting tomb. 
 
 The wits of Chatles found easier ways to fame, 
 Nor wish'd for Jonson's art, nor Slrakspeare's flame. 
 Themselves they studied; as they felt they writ : 
 . Intrigue was plot, obscenity was wit. 
 Vice always found a S5 r mpathetic friend; 
 They pleased their age, and did not aim to mend. 
 Yet bards like these aspired to lasting praise, 
 And proudly hoped to pimp in future days. 
 Their cause was general, their supports weie strong; 
 Their slaves were willing, and their reign was long ; 
 
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 Till C— nn— ng gain'd the post of lofty Gr— j, 
 And sainted Perceval partook the sway I 
 
 Sole and supreme, now Britain ruled the main, 
 And Gallia trembled for her doubtful reign : 
 From port to port her coward navy crept, 
 Her Courtiers vaunted, but her Captains slept : 
 Against a world in league, we strove alone, 
 And England stood, though Europe was undone ! 
 
 At last, in spite of Perceval's defence, 
 We saw great W — rdle lay the ghost of sense : 
 Seductive CI— rke unblushing own'd her shame, 
 And B— rd— tt, W— nne, and F— lkst — ne tix'd her 
 fame. 
 
 But who the plans of Princes shall presage, 
 And name the Statesmen of the coming age ? 
 Perhaps, if skill could future lists explore, 
 New Paulls, new Wh— tbr— ds still remain in store: 
 
 Till shame regain'd the post that sense betrayed, 
 And Virtue eall'd Oblivion to her aid. 
 
 Then crush'd by rules, and weaken'd as refined, 
 For years the power of tragedy declined ; 
 From bard to bard the frigid caution crept, 
 Till declamation roar'd whilst passion slept ; 
 Yet still did Virtue deign the stage to tread, 
 Philosophy remain'd, though Nature fled. 
 
 But forced at length her ancient reign to quit, 
 She saw great Faust us lay the ghost of wit ; 
 Exulting folly hail'd the joyous day, 
 And pantomime and song confirni'd her sway. 
 
 But who the coming changes can presage, 
 And mark the future periods of the stage J 
 Perhaps, if skill could distant times explore, 
 New Bchns, new Durfeys yet remain in store,; 
 
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 Perhaps, where Pitt has shone, and Fox has glow'd, 
 D — g'n — n may fix his dull and dark abode : 
 Perhaps — if Heaven have doom'd the country's fall, 
 Here H — nt (a) may rant, or F — nn — rfcy may- 
 brawl ! 
 
 Hard is his lot, whom public duties bind 
 To bear the changes of the public mind, 
 To hear his reputation roar'd away, 
 And read the lying papers of the day. 
 Ah ! let not rank and worth be scandal's food : 
 The Cab'net wishes but the Country's good : 
 The country's course the country's means restrain, 
 And those who reign to bless, would bless to reign 
 
 Then blame no more the influence of the Court, 
 Nor deem that wars are waged for Statesmen's 
 
 sport. * 
 
 Perhaps where Lear has raved, and Hamlet died, 
 On flying cars new sorcerers may ride; 
 Perhaps (for who can guess th' effects of chance?) 
 Here Hunt may box, or Mahomet may dance. 
 
 Hard is his lot, that here by fortune placed, 
 Must watch the wild vicissitudes of taste ; 
 With every meteor of caprice must play, 
 And chase the new-blown bubbles of the day. 
 Ah ! let not censure term our fate our choice, 
 The stage but echoes back the public voice; 
 The drama's laws the drama's patrons give, 
 For we that live to please, must please to live. 
 
 Then prompt no more the follies you decry, 
 As tyrants doom their tools of guilt to die ; 
 
 (a) A person who offered himself at the last election as a 
 candidate for Bristol, and during many days distracted the 
 city with mobbing and mischief. 
 
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 >Tis yours to-night to bid a hope commence 
 Of safer principle, and sounder sense : 
 To change the arts that irritate and vex, 
 For candid aids and salutary checks : 
 To judge the great by merits, not events : 
 And shine a light to future Parliaments ! 
 
 'Tis yours, this night, to bid the reign commence 
 
 Of rescued Nature, and reviving Sense; 
 
 To chase the charms of sound, the pomp of shew, 
 
 For useful mirth, and salutary woe ; 
 
 Bid scenic virtue form the rising age, 
 
 And truth ditfuse her radiance from the stage. 
 
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 VERSES 
 
 SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN BY THE EDITOR OF THE — 
 NEWSPAPER, DURING HIS SOLITARY ABODE IN 
 
 PRISON J BEING A PARAPHRASE OP THE VtRSES SUPPOSED 
 TO BE WRITTEN BY ALEXANDER SELKIRK, DURING HIS SO- 
 LITARY ABODE IN THE ISLAND OP JUAN FERNANDEZ," 
 BY WILLIAM COW PER. 
 
 1am tenant of nine feet by four, 
 
 My title no lawyer denies, 
 From the ceiling quite down to the floor, 
 
 I am lord of the spiders and flies. 
 
 Oh, Justice ! how awkward it is 
 
 To be griped by thy terrible squad ! 
 
 I did but indulge in a quiz^ 
 
 And the Quorum have sent me to quod. 
 
 I AM monarch of all I survey, 
 
 My right there is none to dispute^ 
 
 From the centre all round to the sea, 
 I am lord of the fowl and the brute. 
 
 Oh, Solitude ! where are the charms 
 
 That sages have seen in thy face ? 
 Better dwell in the midst of alarms, 
 • Than reign in this horrible place* 
 
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 Dear scandal is out of my reach, 
 
 I must pass my dull mornings alone. 
 
 Never hear Mr. Br m make a speech, 
 
 Nor get audience for one of my own * 
 
 The people, provokingly quiet, 
 My fate with indifference see : 
 
 They are so unaccustom'd to riot, 
 
 Their tameness is shocking to me, 
 
 Personality, libel, and lye, 
 
 Ye supports of our Jacobin train. 
 If I had but the courage to try, 
 
 How soon I would sport you again ! 
 
 My ranklings I then might assuage 
 By renewing my efforts to vex, 
 
 By profaning the rev'rence of age, 
 
 And attacking the weakness of sex. 
 
 I am out of humanity's reach, 
 
 I must finish niy journey alone, 
 
 Never hear the sweet music of speech; 
 I start at the sound of my own. 
 
 The beasts that roam over the plain 
 My form with indifference see; 
 
 They are so unacquainted with man, 
 Their tameness is shocking to me. 
 
 ■Society, friendship, and love, 
 Divinely bestow'd upon man, 
 
 Oh! had I the wings of a dove, 
 
 How soon would I taste you again! 
 
 My sorrows I then might assuage 
 
 In the ways of religion and truth, 
 
 Might learn from the wisdom of age, 
 
 And be cheer'd by the sallies of youth. 
 
 
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 A libel ! what treasure untold 
 
 Resides in that dear little word, 
 
 More rich than the silver and gold 
 
 Which the Bank is reported to hoard I 
 
 But the Bench have no bowels for pity, 
 No stomach for high-season'd leaven, 
 
 And, though we be never so witty, 
 
 They trim us when judgment is given. 
 
 O ye, who were present in Court, 
 
 In pity convey to me here 
 Some well-manufactured report. 
 
 Of a lady, a prince, or a peer. 
 
 Do my writings continue to tell ? 
 
 Does the public attend to my lines ? 
 O say that my Newspapers sell, 
 
 Though the money must go for my fines ! 
 
 Religion ! what treasure untold, 
 Resides in that heavenly word ! 
 
 More precious than silver and gold. 
 Or all that this earth can afford. 
 
 But the sound of the church-going hell 
 These vallies and rocks never heard ; 
 
 Ne'er sigh'd at the sound of a knell, 
 Or smiled when a sabbath appear'd ! 
 
 Ye winds that have made me your sportj 
 Convey to this desolate shore 
 
 Some cordial, endearing report 
 
 Of a land I shall visit no more.. 
 
 My friends, do they now and then send 
 A wish or a thought after me? 
 
 Oh ! tell me [ yet have a friend, 
 
 Though a friend I am never to see. 
 
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 How fleet is the growth of a fib ! 
 
 The astonishing speed of its flight 
 Outstrips the less mischievous squib 
 
 Let off on a holiday night. 
 
 Then who would not vamp up a fudge, 
 
 When he knows how it helps off his papers ; 
 
 Were it not — that the thought of the judge 
 
 Overcasts him, and gives him the vapours ? 
 
 But Cobbett has got his discharge— 
 
 The beast is let loose from his cover : 
 
 Like him I shall yet be at large, 
 
 When a couple of years shall be over : 
 
 For law must our liberty give, 
 
 Though Law for a while may retard it : 
 Even 1 shall obtain it, who live 
 
 By sapping the bulwarks that guard it. 
 
 How fleet is a glance of the inind ! 
 
 Compared with the speed of its flight, 
 The tempest itself lags behind, 
 
 And the swift-winged arrows of light. 
 
 When T think of my own native land, 
 Tn a moment I seem to be there ; 
 
 But alas! recollection at hand 
 
 Soon hurries me back to despair. 
 
 But the sea-fowl is gone to her nest, 
 The beast is laid down in his lair-; 
 
 Ev'n here is a season of rest, 
 And I to my cabin repair. 
 
 There is mercy in every place ; 
 
 And mercy, encouraging thought I 
 Gives even affliction a grace, 
 
 And reconciles man to his lot. 
 
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 THE INVASION OF RUSSIA : 
 
 A FRAGMENT WRITTEN TO ACCOMPANY A SERIES OP POSTHU- 
 MOUS PARODIES, BY THE SHADE OF 
 DR. ERASMUS DARWIN, 
 
 Now ; at their despot's potent call, advance 
 The warrior sons of regicidal France : 
 In thick'nir.g clouds their volumed myriads roll, 
 And brooding tempests gather tow'rd the Pole. 
 In tyrant pride their pigmy monarch stands, 
 Trains the huge host, and counts the glitt'ring bands; 
 Spreads his red standard to the winter's wind, 
 And dooms the fall of Moscow and mankind. 
 
 So, at the close of night, the lion wakes 
 To track his prey amid the darkling brakes : 
 Lolls his parch'd tongue, his straining eye-balls 
 
 glare, 
 Fear in his voice, and famine in his air. 
 He leaves the darkness of his lonely den, 
 And steals insatiate on the haunts of men : 
 He seeks the fold, he braves the doubtful fight, 
 And death and terror track the car of night. 
 
 So the red comet, bursting from afar, 
 Whirls his wide course, and speeds the wheels of 
 war; 
 
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 Quakes the firm earth, — the boiling ocean rocks,— 
 And horror hurtles from his fiery locks. 
 
 On speeds the despot : to th' incursive train 
 Receding Russia leaves her drear domain : 
 "Wide through the waste th' invading cannon roars, 
 And Dneiper trembles in his swampy shores. 
 
 Lo f through the ambient gloom of northern night, 
 What fires o'er Moscow wave their funeral light 1 
 Her turrets crash, her antient bulwarks fall, 
 And crackling conflagration buries all. 
 Farewell the hopes that cheer'd th' invader's toil, 
 Hopes of repose, of riot, or of spoil ; 
 From the waste walls again his bands are driven, 
 And all their shelter is the cope of Heaven. 
 
 Oh then what crazing care, what whelming woe, 
 Swept the mad projects of the tyrant foe ! 
 5 Tis winter all — the snows descend amain, 
 Crown the long hills, and clothe th' unshelter'd 
 
 plain : 
 The veteran soldier, late so blithe and bold, 
 Feels the stern gripe of unrelenting cold ; — 
 Droops his proud step, his failing force gives way, 
 His eye giows dimmer, and his limbs decay.— 
 Horde after horde, the patriot bands pursue 
 Th' infuriate Captain, and the fainting Crew : 
 Urge the slow flight, assist the wintry death, 
 And strew their thousands o'er the blasted heath. 
 
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 On Krasnoi's plain, in Beresina's wave, 
 The Flow'r of France has found an early grave ; 
 While, from the scene of carnage and dismay, 
 Th' imperial murderer speeds his selfish way, 
 Flies for his life, conceals his recreant head, 
 Forgets th' aspiring vaunt, and owns the chilling 
 dread. 
 
 So from the fold the fell hyaena flies, 
 Low'rs his arch'd back, and rolls his bloodshot 
 
 eyes; 
 Th' avenging shepherds hunt him through the dell, 
 Gall his rough hide, and still his rav'ning yell ; 
 Faint and unnerved, he seeks the wonted glen, 
 And couches, trembling, in his gory den. 
 
 So the wan moon, when gravitation's might 
 Rolls the dark earth athwart her stolen light, 
 Obscurely sick'ning with the sudden wane, 
 Resigns the glories of her midnight reign : 
 The pallid planets feel the fearful gloom, 
 And worlds convulsed, await their doubtful doom ! 
 
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 A BACHELOR'S SOLILOQUY: 
 
 BEING A PARAPHRASE OF A PASSAGE IN THE PLAY OF HAMLET, 
 BY WILLIAM SHAK.SPEAUE, 
 
 To woo, or not to woo — that is the question :— 
 
 Whether 'tis wiser in a man to suffer 
 
 The screws and pinches of a straiten'd fortune, 
 
 Or to take arms 'gainst some rich widow's suitors, 
 
 And, by opposing, beat them. To woo — to wed :— 
 
 No more :— and, by a wedding, say we silence 
 
 The creditor, and thousand barking pests 
 
 That snap at poor men, — though the consummation 
 
 Were little to be wish'd. To woo ; — to wed : — 
 
 To wed — perchance be henpeck'd ! — There's the 
 
 rub ! 
 For, in that unison, what jars may come, 
 When we have shuffled on the fatal yoke, 
 Must give us pause. There's the respect 
 
 TO be, or not to be— that is the question : — 
 
 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer 
 
 The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune ; 
 
 Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, 
 
 And, by opposing, end them? — To die ; — to sleep ; — 
 
 Ho more; — and by a sleep, to say we end 
 
 The heart ache, and the thousand natural shocks 
 
 That flesh is heir to — 'tis a consummation 
 
 Devoutly to be wish'd. To die ; — to sleep ; — 
 
 To sleep ! — perchance to dream : — Aye, there's the rub; — 
 
 For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, 
 
 When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, 
 
 Must give us pause :— there's the respect, 
 
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 That makes our celibacy last so long ; 
 
 For who would bear the plagues of poverty. 
 
 The fair's neglect, the coxcomb's contumely. 
 
 The dearth of dinner, and the mournful waste 
 
 That active Time in galligaskins wears. 
 
 When he himself might his quietus make, 
 
 With a gold ring ? — Who'd live a subaltern. 
 
 To drill and dress under a martinet ?— 
 
 But that the dread of something after marriage*, 
 
 That knot indissoluble, from whose noose 
 
 No sufferer can be freed, puzzles the will, 
 
 And makes us rather bear our own mishaps. 
 
 Than fly to others that a wife would bring I 
 
 For Women do make noodles of us all 5 
 
 And thus, the bare design of a flirtation 
 
 Is strangled by the terror of a match, 
 
 And many a pleasant and free-hearted youths 
 
 With this regard his courtship turns awry. 
 
 And shuns the name of husband. 
 
 That makes calamity of so long life : 
 
 For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, 
 
 The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, 
 
 The pangs of despised love, the law's delay. 
 
 The insolence of office, and the spurns 
 
 That patient merit of the unworthy takes, 
 
 When he himself might his quietus make 
 
 With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, 
 
 To groan and sweat under a weary life, — 
 
 15 lit that the dread of something after death, 
 
 The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn 
 
 No traveller returns — puzzles the will; 
 
 And makes us rather bear those ills we have, 
 
 Than fly to others that we know not of? 
 
 Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; 
 
 And thus the native hue of resolution 
 
 Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought j 
 
 And enterprizes of great pith and moment, 
 
 With this regard, their currents turn awry, 
 
 And lose the name of action. 
 
 M 
 
PARAPHRASE 
 
 OF A PASSAGE IV THE PLAT OF THE TEMPEST, 
 BY WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE. 
 
 Our parodies are ended. These our authors, 
 As we foretold you, were all Spirits, and 
 Are melted into air, into thin air. 
 And, like the baseless fabric of these verses, 
 The Critic's puff, the Trade's advertisement, 
 The Patrons promise, and the World's applause, - 
 Yea, all the hopes of poets, — shall dissolve, 
 And, like this unsubstantial fable fated, 
 Leave not a groat behind ! 
 
 OUR revels now are ended : these our actors, 
 As I foretold you, were all spirits, and 
 Are melted into air, into thin air: 
 And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, 
 The cloud-capt towers, the gorgeous palaces, 
 The solemn temples, the great globe itself, 
 Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve ; 
 And, like this unsubstantial pageant faded, 
 Leave not a rack behind! 
 
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 PINDAR, 12 OLYMP. 
 
 ON THE ELECTION OP WILLIAM (W. P.) L — NG W — LL— 8L — Y, 
 ESQ. INTO THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. 
 
 Strophe. 
 
 Goddess of the fickle face, 
 Guardian of the Dandy race, (a) 
 Fortune, fair daughter of delivering Jove, ( b) 
 
 2. l s. y. 
 
 AI2SOMAI, <mou Zojvoj 'EXivSeplx, 
 
 (a) Dandianum genus infra depingit poeta: quibus ipse 
 adnumeratur P — lus, «« Niger est;" anglice, the black Dan* 
 dy. 
 
 (h) Perdoctum epitheton " delivering" cognomen Jovis 
 Eleutherii, h. e. Servatoris et Liberatoris, quo orta dea P — lum 
 et liberavit et servavit. Postquatn enim (sordida futuri solici- 
 tudine, sapienter, ut docent philosophi, omissa) alienum in- 
 gens conflaverat aes, — Fortuna, conjugem eximie dotatam 
 adnectens, omni liberavit fiagitatorura vexatione atque metu. 
 Ex pugna item, ubi manus cam flibernico adolescente conse* 
 ruerat, eadera servavit intactum Fortuna, De hoc v. inf. Not. 
 in Epod. 
 
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 For wide-stretcb'd Wanstead's weal I pray, (c) 
 Along whose park's adjudicated way, ( d) 
 Plebeian feet again are free to rove ! 
 
 Thine be the praise, since thine the care,(>J 
 When modest merit doth repair 
 From Erin's blooming bogs to Holyhead : — 
 The packet sends : and, by thy favour led, 
 The well-knit suitors woo, and win, and wed, 
 The wealthy fair. 
 Nor less thine influence, Goddess, speeds 
 The rapid war of rival steeds, 
 Where famed Smolensko's beauties strike (f) 
 The learned of the Devil's dike ; (g) 
 Or dashing ladies, dressy belles, 
 
 (pi <®oXu, 'Lurupec Tt(?£<%. 
 
 Tiv yixp iv tsovtoj KyQ^vulvtca Goal 
 
 (c) Wanstead, ager P — li details. 
 
 (d) Scite, adjudicated way; quia semitam antiquam, & 
 P — lo plebi occlusam, judices sententia restituerunt. 
 
 (e) Apte Hibenaicos, dotatarum consectatores, inluditpo- 
 ela, quandoquidein de Hibernico agitur, cousectatore dotata?. 
 Nee minus idonea equestris ilia mox commemoratio, quura 
 omoino equestrem esse P — lura. satis constat. 
 
 (f) Hippodromo praestantem quis non novit Smolensko- 
 aem, Bunburinum celetem? 
 
 (g) Eleganter pro knowing oyies. Fossa scilicet, prope 
 <§«am equestri cursu contenditur ? diabolo sacra. 
 
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 With leather inexpressibles, (It) 
 In person ride the match , astride like fork, 
 And fix in deep amaze the Citizens of York ! 
 Fortune, kind pow'r ! to thee alone 
 
 St. Stephens owes that well dress'd race. 
 Props of the Country and the Throne, 
 
 Hight Dandies in the modern phrase. 
 They, by thy grace endow'd, 
 Look down upon the crowd, 
 The toiling slaves of nether earth, 
 Th' unhonour'd sons of wisdom or of worth, 
 Whom windy hopes distract, or visions dark : 
 And self-congratulating, shrewdly mark 
 How far thy wealth, thy titles, leave behind 
 The riches of the heart, the honours of the mind I 
 Antistrophe. 
 Man has received from Heav'n no faithful sign 
 The embryo future to divine. 
 
 IIoAX'ava!, rcci aocv notm 
 YeCdr) jj.£TU[j.vviGi, ri^-voi- 
 
 coUf KvXivoovr' IXtziost;* 
 A. a. K. $'. 
 
 *LvjJl€o\oV OS 13tt) T4£ ECTp^Goyift;!/ 
 
 Hi<rov a,y.<P'l TD-pafioj Icr- 
 
 TZv $\ pzWovrw T&TvfiXuyroii ty^ouloui 
 
 (h) Belicatissimum hoc. Oblique, pro verecundii, ad- 
 nuuntur feaioralia. Braccis, \\t fceminarum est, perquam 
 gavisa Thornton! chiliarchi arnica, paucis abhinc annis, ipsa 
 per stadium Eboracease equisonis egit partes, eventu, ut aiunt, 
 faawd infausto. Facinus etiamnum memorabile. 
 
In sorrow oft the hopes of rapture close : 
 
 And often, from a cloud of woes, 
 The light of lovely joy begins to play, 
 And glories unforeseen illume the op'ning day. 
 
 Epode. 
 Illustrious son of W— 11— si — y P — le, 
 From. danger thus thy lofty soul 
 Has sprung to sudden glory ! 
 Who has not heard the story 
 Of that dire combat with the rival youth, 
 
 Which fix'd the credit of thy truth, 
 Won a rich maiden to thy love-sick arms, 
 And freed thy shoulder from the law's alarms ? 
 But for that hour 
 Of deadly stour, 
 When fire and smoke (i) 
 Revenged thy joke, 
 I ween thy golden dreams had all been vain, 
 And YVanstead's glittering halls had own'd an- 
 other's reign. 
 
 ' Ep/sraAiv fj.lv TBf^iog' ol & 9 dwapoij 
 'A.vnx.6 (uravrsg feXais, 
 'EcrXov fiaQv 1 'uyrijj.ocTog b jut.- 
 
 E. a. K. I, 
 
 Til (^iXavofo^ nroi xal t-o, xty. 
 
 (i) Prceiii inter P — lum et Kilworthum de virgine Longi 
 conmissi, numquam emarcescet inemoria. Certamine face- 
 
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 Until the day 
 Of that affray, 
 Tilney's heiress shunn'd thy glances : (k) 
 
 Not a creature spoke thy praise : 
 Not a Dandy back'd thy chances, 
 
 From Newmarket to Watier's : 
 And every sniggering summer spark 
 
 Quizz'd the smart curricle that bore thee. 
 With twenty troubles pending o'er thee, 
 To share with C — tes's cocks the gazing park, (I) 
 And shew like him, a face, long, woe-begone, and 
 dark. 
 
 'Lvyyovw 7rccp iruz 
 
 Et JJ.W ra-CttS UVTHZVll^Ci. 
 
 tiarum inito, assidente Longfi, proci, bucolico more, sales din 
 exquisite ahernabant. At Kiiworthus, aemuli lepore pro- 
 caciori forsitan et acriori graviter lacessitus, tribus interpo 
 sitis diebus, piignam iiuic singalarem indixit; unde incola- 
 mera se efferens hercs P — lus, vrgini magis placuit. " Tarn, 
 Marie quam Mercurio" (Nominis Killwortb etym. dub. — Ma- 
 lim Kilt-ivorth, utpote qui dignum, scilicet P — lurn, trucidc&u- 
 rus esset. De dignitate tamen q.) 
 
 (h) Longa scilicet, adsectationis P— lince tunc minime, ut 
 Videbatur, studiosa. 
 
 (1) Mire reddidit poeta, «t dtezrap. Semper enim se 
 i( ad decs" etsi nondum " terrarum dominus, evehebat" P~ lus, 
 « pulvere" & populo ad {i curriculum canlectis " Sic Hora- 
 tianam illam laudein meritus est, " functus vice Coaifa." 
 
 De Art. Poet. 304 
 
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 But now M. P. is written 3 
 
 O P — le, behind thy name | 
 And lo ! exulting Britain 
 
 Anticipates thy fame : 
 Thy greatness to compose, 
 
 TvSfo of her shires go halves : — (mj 
 Wilts, eminent for clo'es, 
 
 And Essex, rich in calves ! 
 
 ©Ep/xa Nf/xtpav AaT^a- /Sarahs*?, o^iXi- 
 ecv Keep' ohsiixig ug&pccis. 
 
 (m) In Comitatibus Wiltonia et Essexia sunt dominia, dos 
 Longae, quibus nunc potitus est P — lus. Vestitu, quo abun- 
 dat Wiltonia, curiosum juvenera hinc colligimus, Sed quam- 
 obrem poeta, P — lum celebrans, vitulos inter opes Icenas 
 praesertim nominaverit, adhuclatet: quum vitulus inter bes- 
 tias neque indole neque ingenio sit nobilis. Displicuisset hoc 
 forte P — lo, nisi perdoctns meniimsset ipsum a Mceonide Aj&- 
 cem asino adsimilatura. 
 
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 HORACE. 
 Book IV. Odes 8, and 9. 
 
 To the Hon. * « * * * *. 
 
 If I were rich in classic gems, 
 In noseless heads, and headless stems, 
 Sleek limbs of Goddesses so sly, 
 And bits of Parian nudity, 
 Such as have, many a night, been lodgers 
 In the back-drawing-room of R — g — rs, 
 My friends should have the best antiques 
 Of Roman French, or Arab Greeks, 
 Etruscan vase, and Attic flaggon, 
 Jars more admired than real dragon ; 
 White marble for the cruel fair, 
 Bronzes for those of easier air, 
 And specimens of coloring and design, 
 For members, studying in the patriot line. 
 
 AD CENSORINUM. 
 
 DONAREM pateras, grataque commodiw, 
 Censorine, meis Jera sodalibus, 
 Donarem tripodas, prsemia t'ortium 
 Graiorum : 
 
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 And since those despot-thieves, the Turks,- 
 Those Goths of Athens, — must admit 
 
 His the best title to her works 
 
 Who shines the heir of all her wit, 
 
 On you, dear * * * *, at once should rain 
 The riches of the Parthenon, 
 
 By your possession to obtain 
 
 A rarer value than their own . — 
 
 But wealth, to suit such proud design, 
 I grieve to say, was never mine : 
 And you, whom Heav'n no less has graced 
 With lordly wealth than native taste, 
 Require no costlier gifts than those 
 A lowly Muse like mine bestows. 
 A Muse thrice blest, could she attain 
 Some breathing of that lofty strain, 
 Some drops of that pure eloquence, 
 Some flashes from that light of sense, 
 Which — her weak hopes in vain pursue, 
 And list'ning senates hail in you ! 
 
 — neque tu pessima mimerum 
 Ferres, divite me scilicet allium 
 Quas autParrhasius protulit, autScopas; 
 Hie saxo, liquidis ille coloribus 
 Solers, nunc hominem ponere, nunc deurn. 
 Sednonhzec mini vis: nee tibi talium 
 Res est, aut animus, delieiarum egens. 
 Gaudes carminibus ; cai-mina possumus 
 Ponare, et pvetium dicere muneri. 
 
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 Not ev'n the scroll that C— nn— ng writ 
 
 O'er the too early tomb of Pitt, — 
 
 Not Bonaparte's sanguine boasts 
 
 Retorted on his trembling coasts, — 
 
 The swiftness of his winter-flight, 
 
 Nor blazing Moscow's saviour light, — 
 
 More clearly, brightly celebrate 
 
 The brave, the wise, the good, the great, 
 
 Than heav'n-born verse, th' immortal meed 
 
 Of high desert and gen'rous deed. 
 
 What trace had lived of Arthur's fame, 
 
 If bard had never sung his name ? 
 
 Or how, but by the strain sublime 
 
 Of fav'ring Scald in elder time, 
 
 Din Odin gain the heav'nly cope, 
 
 The blest Valhalla of his hope ? 
 
 The Muse forbids the great to die, 
 
 And gives them back their native sky !— 
 
 Non incisanotis marmora publicis 
 Per qua; spiritus et vita redit bonis 
 Post mortem ducibus ; non celeres fugae, 
 Kejectieque retrorsum Annibalis ininve ; 
 llvn incendia Carthaginis impive, 
 Ejus, qui domitanomen ab Africa 
 Lucratus rediit, clarius indicant 
 Laudes, qnam Calabiae Pierides; neque 
 Si chartiE sileant quod bene feceris 
 Mercedem tuleris. Quid fpret Iliau 
 Mavortisque puer, si taciturnitas 
 Obstaret meritis, invida, llomuli? 
 Ereptum Stygiis fltictibus vEacum 
 Virtus, et favor, et lingua potentium 
 Vatum, divitibus consecrat insulis. 
 Dignum laude vhum Musa vetat mori t 
 Ctelo Musa beat. 
 
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 Thus yet, by Ossian's magic will 
 The ghost of Fingal walks the hill, — 
 Thus Pope, to soothe a belle's despair, 
 Has made a comet of her hair, — 
 And Lusia thus expects again 
 Her own Sebastian's fabled reign. 
 
 So proudly swells the ode to Censorinus ; 
 
 For Horace had no sqeamish shyness, 
 And spoke of verse in very boastful tone- 
 Particularly of his own. 
 
 The very next example 
 Affords another sample. 
 Indeed, but for the variation 
 In metre and in dedication, 
 You'd think it a continuation 
 Of the foregoing lucubration. 
 And — feeling that, (in times like these, 
 When poets have so little chance to please) 
 Unless we give ourselves the honour due, 
 
 Sic Jovis interest 
 Optatis epulis impiger Hercules : 
 Clarum TyndaridiE sidus ab infimis 
 Quassas eripiunt seqnoribus rates: 
 Ornatus viridi tempora pampino, 
 Liber vota bonos ducit ad exitus. 
 
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 And tell the town what clever things we do, 
 
 After the fashion set by Horace, 
 The deuce a soul will ever do it for us, — 
 ril draw a little further on your patience, 
 And, through three stanzas more, pursue my imita- 
 tions. 
 
 Believe not then, that all we moderns write, 
 
 Will sink to sleep in unremember'd night. 
 
 Though potent J_ffr— y, just and bold in praise, 
 Critic with more than poet's fire, 
 
 Has well adjudged to C— mpb— IPs lofty lyre 
 The proudest wreath of modern bays, — 
 Yet B — r — n's deep and touching pow'r 
 Still shakes our nerves and sells the Giaour, 
 And so puffs up the windy brain 
 Of M — rr— y, vainest of the vain, 
 M — rr— y, Scotland's only dunce, 
 Whom, in a frantic humour once, 
 Fortune, (his friend by sympathy, 
 For Fortune squints as well as he,) 
 Exalted from his native dirt, 
 
 To publish for the great,— and wear a shirt, — 
 
 AD LOLLIUM. 
 
 NE forte credas interitura, qure 
 Longe sonantem natus ad Aufidum, 
 Noa ante vulgatas per aites, 
 
 Verba loquor socianda chordis. 
 
 Son, si priores Mseonius tenet 
 
 .•Sedes Ilonierus, Pindarics latent. 
 
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 Publisher — and Critic too ? -^ 
 Of the Q— rt— rly R— v— w ! 
 Mulish in his witless will, 
 Drawback even on G — fL-rd's skill,— 
 M — rr — y, who, like the trading train 
 
 That soil'd the temple of the Jews, 
 Scrapes an unblest, illib'ral gain, 
 
 Ev'n at the altar of the Muse, — 
 
 M — rr y, talent's thriving curse, 
 
 Poor of parts and proud of purse, 
 Reptile, whom evil fates have placed 
 In the fair paradise of taste, 
 To blight the tree of knowledge in its bloom, 
 Bruise young Ambition's heel, and sting her to the 
 
 tomb I 
 While Sc— tt, unrivall'd in success, 
 Still lords it o'er the groaning press, 
 And, by his bold and gallant air, 
 (For spirit always wins the fair) 
 Reaches each bright boudoir in binding rare, 
 And decks the scented shelf, and rose-wood Chiffo- 
 
 niere, 
 Others, who love unvarnish'd fact, 
 Feeling intense, and truth compact, 
 Will praise alone the sober drab, 
 The quaker verse of touching Cr — bbe. 
 
 Ceacque et Alcsci min aces, 
 
 Stesichorique graves Camoena?. 
 
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 Long, long shall M — re's delicious rhyme 
 
 Make ev'ry glowing heart his own, — 
 Yet happier, should the hand of time, 
 
 Efface the name of Thomas Brown, — 
 And long shall Mem'ry's bard be read, 
 
 And S th— y wear his leaf of laurel, 
 
 M — ntg- m'ry boast his gilt death's-head, 
 
 And W — rdsw— rlh clink his bells and coral. 
 
 Ev'n I too might escape in after days, 
 
 Oblivion's cold, irrevocable shame, 
 Would noble * * * *, too diffident of praise, 
 
 Permit my verse the -glory of his name. 
 Yes ! like those spicy balms of orient bloom, 
 
 The pot/ nee of whose consecrated breath 
 Gave our frail race a triumph o'er the tomb, 
 
 Staying the livid canker- course of dtath, 
 
 "Nee si quid olim lusit Anacreon 
 Delevit jgtas : spirat acthuc amor, 
 Vivuntque commissi calores 
 CEoliae fidibus.puella?.. 
 &c. &c. &c. * 
 
 * The imitation not bein^ continued further, it has not 
 been thought necessary to print the remainder of the original 
 ode. 
 
S<5 
 
 That classic name^emblazon'd on my page, 
 
 Had charm'd these mortal numbers from decay ? 
 
 And freshly breathed upon their fading age 
 The vital fragrance of perennial May. 
 
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 BIOGRAPHICAL MEMOIR OF 
 HELEN. 
 
 FOR THE USE OF SCHOOLS. 
 
 I. 
 
 1 rincess Helen was born of an egg, 
 
 And scarcely ten years had gone by, 
 When Theseus, beginning to beg, 
 
 Decoy 'd the young chicken to fly : 
 When Tyndarus heard the disaster, 
 
 He crackled and thunder'd like iEtna, — ■ 
 So out gallop'd Pollux and Castor, 
 
 And caught her a furlong from Gretna, 
 
 Singing, rattledum Greek Romanorum, 
 
 And hey classicality row, 
 Singing, birchery floggery bore 'ura, 
 And fol de rol whack rowdy dow I 
 
 II. 
 
 The newspapers puff'd her each day, 
 
 Till the Princes of Greece came to woo her;- 
 
 Then, coaxing the rest to give way ? 
 She took Menelaus unto Iter, 
 
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 So said they, " Though we grieye to resign, 
 " Yet, if ever you're put to a shift, 
 
 "Let your Majesties drop us a line, 
 
 •' And we'll all of us lend you a lift, 
 
 With our rattledum Greek, &c." 
 
 III. 
 
 Menelaus was happy to win her ; — 
 
 But she found a cure for this passion, 
 By hobbing or nobbing at dinner 
 
 With Paris, a Trojan of fashion. 
 This chap was a stylish young dog, 
 
 The most jessamy fellow in life ; 
 For he drank Menelaus's grog, — 
 
 And then, d — mrne, made off with his wife, 
 Singing rattledum Greek, &c. 
 
 IV. 
 
 The Princes were sent for, who swore 
 
 They would punish this finicking boy ; 
 So Achillesj and two or three more, 
 
 Undertook the destruction of Troy. 
 But Achilles grew quite ungenteel, 
 
 And prevented their stirring a peg, 
 Till Paris let fly at his heel, — 
 
 And he found himself laid by the leg, 
 With his rattledum Greek, &c. 
 
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 V. 
 
 The Grecians demolish'd the city, 
 
 And then, — (as the poets have told)— 
 Dame Helen might still be call'd pretty, 
 
 Though very near sixty years old. 
 Menelaus, when madam was found, 
 
 Took her snugly away in his chaise,— 
 So, Troy being burnt to the ground, 
 
 Why the story goes off with a blaze, 
 
 And a rattledum Greek Romanorum, 
 
 A hey classicality row, 
 With a birchery floggery bore 'um, 
 And fol de rol whack rowdy dow! 
 
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 APOLOGY 
 
 TO THE READERS. 
 
 1 e 5 who have deign'd thus far to scan 
 This motley page, these mimic lays ; - 
 
 And haply smiled to trace the plan 
 
 Of happier bards, and better days, 
 
 Forgive a Muse, unskill'd, unknown, 
 If, in her faint and fault'ring swell, 
 
 She lose, too oft, that lighter tone 
 
 Which best became so frail a shell. 
 
 A bleak and with'ring world has dried 
 The playful vein of youth and g\ee t 
 
 And chill'd, like frost at morning tide, 
 The life-warm breath of extacy. 
 
 And if, in some romantic hour, 
 
 A poet's visions gleam again, , 
 
 And fancy half dispels the pow'r 
 
 Of disappointment and of pain, 
 
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 Too soon remembrance damps the glow- 
 Too soon- that thrill of life is fled — 
 
 The failing soul forgets to flow, 
 
 And all is cold, and dark, and dead. 
 
 Then comes the sickness of regret, 
 The sad misgiving of the mind, 
 
 For hopes, so roughly overset, 
 
 And years, so swiftly left behind, — 
 
 Years, when this glitt'ring world was new, 
 And young Ambition haiPd the scene, 
 
 Press'd for the heights that crown'd the view, 
 Nor saw the dreary wastes between ! 
 
 My earliest wis>h, my fondest pray'r, 
 
 Was but to serve my native land,-— 
 
 Beneath a S tatesman's eye to share 
 
 The praise and peril of command,— 
 
 To mingle in the warm debate, — 
 
 To check the rage of factious zeal,— 
 
 And learn the science of the state, 
 The sources of the public weal. 
 
 O ! I could lightly, proudly bear 
 
 All that such high pursuit might claim— 
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 That faintly imitate the song 
 
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