.o'^\ B>"5ft «-%.o'« r- .4 Oft 1 > aV^ > *^"J& ?•' .^ "bV a" /J^\ v./ y^m^% u.,yy S" ^C ♦ ^ ^9 \ '-mSs J"%. •'^•* **'"*<. '. <. ♦-'TT^* ..;..«^, 'O, "ot? other Books by JOHN HENTON CflHTER — ^)^«>j^ — PROSE Thomas Rutherton. The Impression Club. The Man at the Wheel, Ozark Post Office. All Sorts of People. Bopple, Wiggins &. Co. VERSE Duck Creek Ballads. Log Cabin Poems. TWO COPIES ra/t/,^c^ But ^ereh^^ \n]^^ or Missoury*^^ By JOHN HENTON CARTER Commodore RoUingpin Author of The Impressimi Chib, Thos. Rut her ton, etc. CARTER & BRO St Louis 1900 \ C4 O7 TO C. S. CRANE, Esq., GENERAL PASSENGER AND TICKET AGENT of the WABASH RAILWAY, WITH THE GRATEFUL AFFECTION OF THE AUTHOR. OUT HERE, m OL' MissoaRg. <^<^- Ouf here in oV Missoury^s plenty good enough fur u» An^ although wc hev our troubles, yit we know they minht be wus. "" Our craps are aliis bountiful-our graineries air full Aa^ tee kin git enough to eat, although the times air dull. Out here, in oV Missoury. Out here in or Missoury, the climate's jes about The finest 'at you ever see, an' tohere there is a doubt- Ez when it seems to threaten rain, its apt ez not to clear An' then you see oV Sol come out an' shed his luslre here, Out here, in ol' Missoury. Out here in ol' Missoury-nell, our scenery is scvh- Our rivers, vales an' mountains, you can't look at 'em too much — 'Specially in springtime, when all uatur's on a boom An' spreads herse'f, an' seems to say, ^\Tes all I ast i- room , " " " Out here, in ol' Missoury. Out here in ol' Missoury, ue have ev'rything at's good, ne re banktn' , too, on Providence-' at s alus understood ^^\'^^_^"''''' the fertile fields, the fruits and fiowere'. An' thank Him fur each blessin' , ez onr fathers ust to clo—~ Out here, in ol' Missoury. Out here, in oV Missoury-thar air other States aroun- Butweaxn'tgredgin' 'ema thing they hevon topo' groun' Tie re common ez the commones' , ez good, too, ezthebe^'- An don't ast eny better place in futur an' the res',' Out here, in oV Missoury. ^ CONTENTS. 1^ Page. The Rhyme of Louisiana 1 Same Old Way 21 The Town That Grew 23 The Old Log Cabin 27 James AVhitcomb Riley 33 Fafmlr Rodgers' Dream o5 The Roustabout 38 A Memory 41 Old Uncle Ike 43 The Old Farm 46 Captain Schmidt 52 IVIiLT Colby 55 SVgrking in the System 62 Our Battle Line 64 De Juse Dat's In De Cane 67 Dewey's Victory' 69 Vv'hat He Fit Fur 71 The Man of Manilla Bay 73 Rock Along 76 Page. An Ode tg Spring 78 Canal Street, N. O., in the Afternoon SO The Old House on the Creek 82 The Wreck 87 Expansion 90 Ozark Pete 93 Random Verses 95 A Plea for the Poet 99 The Power That Grew 103 Missouri Nightingales 105 Kipling 107 The Rhyme of Louisiana. ^ons had passed away ere this occurred, Civilizations of which we've not heard. Till Pandemonium, reigning supreme, Hope seemed to vanish and leave not a beam. Then God surveyed His work, and pity came. * *Thou art my children all, thine is the flame. Soul of my soul art thou, breath of my breath — Frightened by what you see, palsied by death. ' 'Thine is the thrift of weeds, strangling the grain; Blindness, by blindness led, leads but to pain. ♦U Sig. 2. OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Folly alone impedes thy swift advance, Yet to learn my will, there is one more chance. " Then westward sailed a mariner, and, lo ! A vast new continent man came to know. ''Sleep no more," God said, "in obscu- rity. Thou hast before thee a grand destiny. * 'Here will I rest my work — here make the test. Man that has known his worst, here know his best; Liberty untrammeled, with no tyrant nigh. Master at last of his own destiny. ''Here the new life begin in the new land; It shall be glorious, it shall be grand. Every ingenious work man may contrive Till things inanimate seem half alive. ' 'Art shall perfection reach; Science as well ; Learning exhausted leave nothing to tell. ♦2^ THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA, Everything understood — e v e r y t h i n g done — There can be nothing new under the sun. *'Envy long vanished, and slander long dumb, The Millenium finally shall come, And my Word justified fully at last, The long promised trump shall sound forth its blast." Incantation hy the Breech of the Jungle. Hearken to the song primeval of the southland and the west. Ere the silence had been broken herea- bout. Or the problems of the future even dreamt about or guessed, That the race is now engaged in working out. When the river lost and found itself in its majestic swing, And the wild fowls reared their young upon the shore, ♦3f OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. And it seemed as if the sky came down when'er they lifted wing, And eternal night had sought the world once more. Where the forest and the foliage rose a veritable wall, Hinting of the mysteries that lay behind, And the foot of man had ventured not responsive to the call To blaze the way for destinies assigned. Where the bayous tunneled inland thro' the ever present bowers, And the net-work which the fungus growths bestrew Like a veil that seems to emphasize the langour of the hours, That the pulseless days and nights are dreaming through. Ere the stroke of prow or wheel had smit - ten yet the inland sea, And disturbed its ever languid, peaceful rest, Or the slave had come to toil and rise to greater destiny, ♦4* THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. Through a Lincoln, yet embryo in the west. When the savage camped upon his own nor yielded sullenly, His eyes fixed ever on the setting sun, Or the Anglo-Saxon's foot was pressed, as pressed 'twill ever be, By the arms that never yield an inch once won. Oh, the length and breadth and depth of it, the wildness of it too, Breathing cadences no mortal ear hath heard, AVhere the old is never old, and where the new is ever new, And the ripe and rot of life has been de- ferred. But bend your ear and listen, for the locust sounds the hour. And the king of all the jungle's on his throne. He has come to hold his court in all his royal pomp and power, In an empire that no human soul hath known. ♦54- OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Canebralce, King of the Jungle. * *I am Canebrake, the primeval king, And I heard the forces whispering Hosannas unto Jehova, ere There was earth for man or woman fair. I seized upon the first spot that came With the cooling marl, and took my name. And ruled the land, while Neptune, he Clung to the ever unchanging sea. My throne is a storm uprooted oak. And my hair and beard my only cloak, And the ignis fatuus is my crown, And none there be can pull it down. But 'tis the hour, awake, awake. Come from the ferny bog and the brake Ye of the lair and all creeping things — And ye who float upon airy Vv'ings, And ye amphibious, on the shore, And hear the story of fate once more. For while it is old to most of you, Yet to the young 'tis ever new. " (He paused while he stroked his long- white beard. And then uttered forth his story wierd) : ♦6^ THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. "For aeons the globe had swung in space, The last offspring of the planet race — A nebulae, yet a vital force That had found its orbit, kept its course. And the fire of youth was in its veins As it roamed the skies and swept the plains Of the ether blue. The elders smiled And cheered the pranks of the fretful child For oh, it was brave and fearlessly It wrought for its own great destiny. And it gathered strength as ages fled, And grew in bulk, though it still was red With the heat that forges noble thought And it singed its way, as it wrought and wrought 3 Till at length, full fledged, it sought no more' To gather from the primeval store Invisible, yet omnipotent. And omnipresent, co-existent With God himself. But nov/ turned within Its powers to greater conquering. To relegate the forces to OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Their proper spheres and create anew From chaos order and harmony And all the glories that were to be." Still space was lit by the g-lowing fire, Though the flames had clearly spent their ire; Yet, they burned till all was purified And crystalized — and then they died. And the molten mass at last grew cool, And the sea was there, the stream and pool, And the blackened ashes were the land, And creation now was close at hand. The story's long; I'll detain you not Except to tell what affects your lot And drove you to the jungle and the sea And to miss the higher destiny. Nothing's perfected by nature quite, She creates, suggests, then rest in spite Of her supreme will. The rose you'll see, Though faultless indeed it seems to be. Conceals somewhere an alien leaf, Suggestive of an unwhispered grief. And the lily white and pure as snow, Turns weeping eyes to its stem below ♦8^ THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. Where the gangrene scuqi has hedged it round, That blurs the face of the crystal pond . And the luscious fruit, upon the tree, May conceal a worm, and land and sea Are heirs as well to the same defects, Which substantiates, ah more, connects The tale of tales I shall now relate How life took form, and took its fate. • *'Lo, I found myself upon the sea By Neptune's side, and the mermaid she Was there. And he claimed her as his own — And he bore her to the depths unknown Victorious — while I sought the shore. To rule the jungle for evermore. What followed thence I may never tell. For a langour came and slumber fell Upon me. When I again awoke The sky was cleared and the blackened smoke Had vanished. And all the earth was green. And a million creeping things were seen. ♦&♦ Sig-. 3. OUT IIEHE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Some hideous, and some fair to view — And among them all, erect stood two — Matchless in form — a man and woman. The birth had broug-ht forth but two hu- man Beings. The rest, foreordained and doomed To cringe and crawl. Living, yet en- tombed — The greater possibilities. Waste, Existence in slinking and disgraced. Frenzy stricken many sought the sea; Others the caves, more again as we The jungle. And now, you've heard again The old, old story, and so. Amen." King Canebrake paused, and the tribes withdrew Their several pastimes to pursue. The panther sought the arching limb Of a cypress tree, well known to him. And a she bear lay upon the ground With her happy cubs all gathered round . A youg buck kicked up his heels and fled. THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. And others followed wlier'er he led. A squirrel leaped to the nearest tree — A chipnionk scampered off in glee. The snakes withdrew to the fenny bog And stretched themselves on the same old log. The wolves went off on their nightly chase And the fowls soon disappeared in space. Amphibious creatures sought the shore, And the panther soon began to snore. King Canebrake still kept to his throne, For some yet lingered though most had flown, And presently a young lizzard came In sore distress. He took the same In his fleshy hand, and soothed its woes, With speech that only a father knows, And made it whole ; and it went its way, When a wounded bird that long had lay With a broken wing now fluttered near — It had suffered much, for a tiny tear Coursed down its bill from the weeping- eye. He took it up and he kissed it dry. And he smoothed the tiny broken v/ing. OUT HERE, IX OL' MISSOURY. When off it flew and began to sing. And a snake that had a broken back Crawled to the throne, and said, King, alack, A limb fell on me this very day ; He touched the serpent, it sped away. And so he sat till the last was healed, When the ignis fatuus flickered, reeled. And then went out, when he sank to rest With his long, white beard upon his breast. • Song of fhe Steainboaf. From the woods and mountains I came. Forged by the stroke of man I partook of his power and fame To be the thing I am. And I am vital in all my parts. He breathed life into me; And together we visit the marts And sail the inland sea. And I know his magic touch as well. And he my throb and thrill, ^12t THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. And my ambition is to excel In love and service still. I am swifter than the untamed deer, With more endurance, too, And whither I go the people cheer And I'm loved by my crew% But lo! what's that that seems to fly Wingless along the shore? *'I'm the iron steed," w^as the reply — * * Your brief career is o'er. " The Old IIuUc, ''Once I was king of the inland sea, And none there were to dispute with me. I reigned alone over all the tide, And felt in my heart a monarch's pride. My faith was strong, my future bright, But, alas! my hopes have taken flight; For you came and bore my power away, And I am a thing of yesterday. " The Locomotive. • 'My empire rests on bands of steel, No need have I for your prow or keel. I burrow the rock-ribbed mountain through ♦134- OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. To the open plain and broader view, Wiiere the sunlight fell on lands un- known, Till I came and made them all my own. Man uses me as he once used you — But my mission done, I'll vanish, too." Then the old hulk sighed and said no more. And they parted by the river shore. But when midnight throws its subtile power About the scene and vv^hite fogs lower, Lo ! it floats once more, the boatmen say, And drifts out into the milky way, On a phantom cruise, alone, and then Back to its bed in the sand again . ♦14^ THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. THE DREAM ClTg. 1903. I. It S33aied like some enchanter's wand had touched the earth anew, Yv'^hen lo! above the horizon a city came in view; Great palaces and sunny walks, with gar- dens set between, And shielded from the ruder touch by lawns that intervene, II. No toil -bent form, nor careworn look that marked ill fortune's prey In the old world that perished with the buried century, But on each cheek the glow of health and beam of manly pride That's worn upon a holiday when cares are put aside. III. And one there was of stately step and noble poise and mien, ^15* OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Ah! well it bs for us if we see his like ag-ain — •Oar later Lincoln, worthy he, our chief executive, Who stood for liberty that it might not perish, but live. IV. Soft strains of music floated out and filled the entire space, Larghetto tones like those that summon chargers to the race. And so throughout the lengthening daj'. the moving throng and din, Till shadows fell upon the scene and darkness settled in. Ere long the garish light w^ent out, and silence reigned supreme; The crescent moon shone in the sky and shed its silvery beam, And over all the city hung that soft translucent mist That veils the earth and marks the hour w^hen spirits keep their tryst. ♦16^ THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. VI. At length, a lone belated cock roused on its perch and crew, When airy figures filled the grounds and all the buildings too. Around each brow a halo shone and lit each thoughtful face On which was writ indelibly, "the noblest of the race. " VH. Much pleased were they at what they saw and in an undertone One said: "I seethe colors here of ev'ry land and zone. The people, and their customs too, in miniature arriiy, And all the arts and sciences that bless the world to-day. VIII. Old Spain we fought so recently, is here in all her pride . Her sons have caught the new-born light that glows on every side, And from the far Pacific shores the Ab- origine ♦17^ Sig. 3. our HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Climbs half the globe to bless the flag that dared to set him free. IX. And ancient Britain too, and France, and Italy as well, Have planted here their colonies, that have their tale to tell. And he, the Knight of swarthy face, and heart that knows not fear- Folds his white tent in the Soudan to pay homage here. X. And old Japan, that caught the spark and fanned it to a flame. And China, feeble and effete, with little but a name — Looks back upon five thousand years, forgetful that to-day Theyouthful offspring of all time is here, and here to stay. XI. And there again's the Fatherland, and Russia, struggling still, To breast the spirit of advance, and thwart the human will, ♦18^ THE RHYME OF LOUISIANA. Half madiaeval and half new, moreover, blindly wise, But Tolstoi's seed is bearing fruit, and she in time shall rise." XII. So spake he forth, till one arose, the Nestor of them all ; The meagre locks were white as snow that fringed his well-known poll. He stood upon a purple throne, evolved it seemed from air. '*I move that Thomas Jefferson shall occupy the chair. '^ XIII. Then rang thereout such loud applause, the very echoes woke — Ah! well indeed they might, since it was Uncle Ben that spoke — And as he bowed and took his seat there came a long array Of patriotic souls who wrought for the incoming day. XIV. And Washington and Hamilton, and Adams and the rest, ♦19* OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. And Houston, Crockett, Daniel Boone, in common homespun dressed, And Grant and Lee came arm in arm , and all the gray and blue That fought the old dead issues out and made way for the new. XV. And so the shadowy column passed, until at last arose The ringing voice of Chanticleer that heralds the night's close, When lo! they vanished as they came, day broke again anon , The city woke once more to life, and the World's Fair goes on ! SAME OLD WAY. SAME OLD WAg. Jes ez it wuz when I v/uz young: — Your mother lef her fo'ks an' clung To me; an' it's natural you Should want to hev your own way, too Guyrls mos'ly do in marryin', An' 'tain't no use fur kith or kin To argy with 'em. You will be Happier 'an you air with mo. Your mother's things — only a few Trinkets 'at she lef to you — You'll find 'em in the closet there — They all air your'n — the lock o' hair, An' locket, an' the Bible she Writ your name in the day 'at w^e Had you christened, an' you cried — An' now you're goin' to be a bride! OUT HERE, IN OL' MI33 0URY. Well, all of US mus' say good-bye Sometime, darter — com.e, now, don't cry You're only doin' what you should, An' what '11 be fur your own good — What ev'ry young guyrl ought to do. You'll visit me sometimes, won't you? What! Ain't goin' away? Then we Will hev to find room here for three! ♦22> THE TOWN THAT GREW THE TOWN THAT GREW. Would you hear the tale of the town that grew? It is quite romantic, and more, 'tis true; Which is better still. It happened this way- Come now, draw up your chairs and lis- ten, pray. 'Twas a border town of the ancient sort, With a mayor, a constable, and a court. And a college gave it a learned air; But poverty seemed to be anchored there. And it wouldn't thrive, but just held it's own For a hundred years, as is plainly shown By the records kept, for a history It had, and moreover, a pedigree. ♦23^ OUT HERE, IN OL' MI3S0URY. ' Twas a place, all said, to be left behind, And not of that other inviting kind To be moving to, for crops wouldn't grow. And taxes were high, while the lands were low. And what was v/orse, none could rent or sell. So some moved, and said, "It could go to ," well, Never mind where; but a small number stayed, ' 'Too d d poor to move away, ' ' ' twas said. But one day a man came cavorting around, And he looked at the runs, and he smelt the ground; And he tested the sam^e, and he thought and planned; Then papers vrere drawn, and he bought some land. The farmers all chuckled and packed up their things. ♦24t THE TOWN THAT GREW. And moved to the west where cattle have kings, And cowboys run wild, with long flowing hair, And a farm's called a ranche — and set- tled there. But the fellow that bought didn't plant nor plow ; 'Twassaid by some he didn't know how. *T\vas oil he was after — for that he'd bore, And he did and struck it big rich — what's more! A new crowd came in and it came to stay. And the town it boomed, and booms to- day. They've electric cars, and more, it is said — A saloon for every three hundred head Of people, and all other things that make A city that's reaching out for the cake; And its biggest man , by common accord, Is the chap who came from the East and bored. ♦25> Sig. 4. OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. And that is the tale of the town that grew, And this is the moral, although it's not new, Poverty kept many from moving away Who pose as the blood of the city to-day. But what of the ancients who went out west? Where coyotes howl and the wild things nest, And the cowboy roams with his flowing hair — Well, it's not foot-ball they're kicking — out there ! ♦26t TjIg old log cabin. THE OLD LOG CABIN. The o'l log cabin's lef alone, deserted now an' still; Nobody 'pears to care for it, an' reckon never will; An' so I keep it for myse'f , same way it wuz when we Moved over into our brand new house, like fine sassiety. An' here I come an' set an' think about the days 'at's past Till ol'-time frien's jes seem to take thar seats agin, and ast About the news; an' then Melindy, she jes comes in, too, An' all the chil'en romp an' talk the way they ust to do. OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. An' all at onct, the fire at's bin put out this twenty year Sta'ts up agin, an' other things begin to reappear — The dog-ir'ns, an' the crane 'an hooks, an' skillet an' co'n-pone A-bakin' on the boa'd the way it did in days at's gone; An' purty soon, thar comes a knock upon the ha'f closed door. An' Uncle Abe, with saddle-bags, is here agin for shore — The same tall fo'm, the hones' face, an' voice 'at ust to say : — *'Jesdraptin, Jim, to get a snack an' pass the time o' day." An' then he looks aroun' an' sees the ladder standin' thar — The same one 'at we ust to use because we had sta'r; Then over in the corner, whar we kep' the cider Jug — An' purty soon, I seemed to hear that same old **gug, gug, gug!" ♦28^ THE OLD LOG CABIN. An' then we both set down an' talk 'bout politics an' craps, In Sangamon an' cou'ts, wharfo'ks still law an' hevthe'r scraps; An' presently, Melindy comes an' says to us, says she, ^'Dinner's ready," an' o' cou'se, 'at suits or Abe an' me. Here in the middle o' the room the table ust to stan' — Remember, jes ez plain ez day, how 'tvvuz we ust to plan — Melindy an' ol' Abe an' me come fust — the chil'en last; An', talk o' larnin ! orto hear the blessin' he could ast ! An' then to see the way he et! Melindy ust to say She alus liked to cook fur fo'ks 't enjoyed it thataway . He'd he'p hisse'f to chicken pie, an' mashed potaters, too, An' pass his cup offen, ez ol' -timers ust to do. ♦29^ OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Well, we wuz makin' hist'ry in them ol' days, I 'low. Although we didn't knowMt then theway we know it now. A\^ho'd ever think 'at Nancy Hanks 'ould be so talked about. An' Sangamon 'ould hev the fines' m^on- mcnt 'at's out? Jes does one good to steddy 'bout the times 'at's passed away, AVhen fo'ks done things because they should, an' not jes fur the pay; Y/hen neighbors ust to all tu'n out lo he'p us cut our wheat. An' gals wuz kissed, not grumbled at, when things run sho't to eat. Now% ev'ry thing's so citified — so awTul fine an' nice; Spring w^ater ain't half cool enough — they hev to hev their ice ! An' place o' young fo'ks gittin' up 'fore daylight ez they did When I wuz young, we call 'em now 'b:u.t breakfas'-time instid. ♦30^ THE OLD LOG CABIN. The birds don't seem to sing no mo' the way they ust to do — I reckon they've foun' out that tunes air out o' fashion, too. Them operys and sonaters 'at's jes the sam.e ez Greek To fo'ks ez likes plain music — a-ham- 'rin' at us all week. An' then, fo'ks ain't as neighborly ez they ust to be — Dun't ever come to borrer things when they hev company, But hitch right up an' drive to town an' lay in a new bill, An' never think o' swappin meat when time comes roun' to kill. An' huskin's, too, an' parin' bees, an' spellin' schools no more Air heard of like they ust to be when we wuz young an' pore; Nor "blin' man's buff," nor ^'heavy, heavy, hangs over your head, " An' "hoi' fas' all I give to you," an' nothin's here instead. ♦3U OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Same way, too, with the fiddle, an' the good ol' country dance — No use fur us to Ivnow a step — we never git a chance To show it — nothin' but the waltz an' schottische an' thar like. An' that pianner music's heard from Sangamon to Pike. O' cou'se I know the worl' hez changed, an' we're a-growin ol', Belongin' to an age 'at's past — our story hez bin tol'. But while / live an' hoi' the deeds to this here bottom Ian', A double section, too, at that, tln'^ hut hez got to stan'. JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY. JAMES WHiieOMB RILEg. 9 James Whitcomb Riley is what they Call him — spelt clear out thataway; Looks nice in print, an' soun's well, too To strangers — but with me an' you 'At knows him — we jes say plain "Jim, Howdy, shake," an' 'at suits him. Don't want to be made over, jes Asts to be treated like the res' — No matter where you fin' him, an' He's all the same with po'reor gran% 'Cause he don't go much on pedigree, 'Ceptwhat folks makes theirselves— you see. He haint a soarin' to the skies For idees, but jes sets his eyes On what's aroun', an' ben's his ear — An' my! the things 'at Jim kin hear. An' see — why all the tribe is jes A s'archin' now for Riley's nes' . He 'lows there hain't no up nor down With God — so he sticks clost to groun', ♦33t Sig. 5. our HERE, IN OL' MTSSOURr. An' studies it; sez 'at we feed On things 'at hev their be'th in seed An' all the ea'th is jes a mine O' poetry 'ats been lef behin'. 'Haint worryin' 'bout things above, 'Lows 'at the worl' is full o' love — An' sets to p'intin' out the vine, An' sez, ' * jes watch it shoot an' twine;' ' An' then goes on to prophecy 'Bout a fresh crop o' punkin pie. An' all at onct we're guyrls an' boys Agin' an' feel retarnin' joys 'At we hain't knowed sence w^e vv'uz young, An' went to chu'ch an' riz an' sung, To git a chance to hoi' the book On which a certain garyl 'ould look. At's why the people all like Jim — Fac' is, you see, they dote on him An' universally agree He writes the kind o' poetry 'At com 33 horn 3 like a baby's kl^ About the closest thing there is. f34^ FARMER RODGERS' DREAM. FARMER RODGERS' DREAM. Las' night I went ter bed an' dreamed — The diirndez' dream, in fac' it seemed — 'At the old town wuz painted red Er 'an a boug-hten Chris'mas sled An' ev'rything wuz jes huray — An' holter skelter — thataway. Heard more noiz — kereges an' drays An' street cars — jes a reg'lar craze Ter git somewhar — might be a fire, Sez I, so I riz up higher An' ast a feller standin' by "What's all this fuss?" Sez he, "oh my, Whar you bin fur the las' three year — Yer from the country — it is clear." An' larfin jes lef me ter guess — Waal, I wuz in an awful mess — An' pinin' like a saint in doubt When pray'r haint findin' right things out. OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Seein' the plight 'at I wuz in — Wantin' ter set me right agin — A chap steps up an' sez, sez he — Addressin' his remari^s to me — "We're on our way ter the Worl's Fa'r, Jes jine us an' we'll soon be thar. " So I fell in an' 'way we went Pinted somewhar towards the Dent Farm whar Gin'ral Grant lived 'fore he Wuz the big man he got to be. Er ennyhow whar thar wuz room Ter work up a St. Louis boom. Waal, it wuz thar "ter the Queen's tast," Ez town folks say, an' fun ter wast An' such a scene — on'y the skies When light an' shadder bring supprise Ter all the clouds 'ats sailin' by, An' par 'disc seems awful nigh, Could match it. Jes Missouri's way Ov' doin' things — is what they say, An' Mc wuz thar to put his thum Upon the button. He hed cum Ter start the bigges' show on earth An' say, **go in fur all yer worth ! ' ' FARMER RODGERS' DREAM, An' seech a cheerin'— waal, I woke Ter find the clock wuz on the stroke Ov four, an' went about the chores, While the ole 'oman sleeps an' snores, Unconscious, too, I hev no doubt, Ov ail 'at I had drempt about. Waal, dreams, they say, sumtimes come true — An' this is wun, 'tween me an' you, At's built that way. We can't spell fail An' wouldn't ef we could. We sail In ter win, an' that is jes how The Par's ez good ez ourn'~now! OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. THE ROUSTABOUT. V m a colored ronstiibout and catch it as I can, I'm up from when the boat goes out till she gets back again. It's in with freight and out with freight, and launch the stage as well, I'm hustled always by the mate without a resting spell. 'Tis true that Tm young and strong, and more, void of sentiment. I'm hardened too, from skin to core — reckless too, of bent — It's in with freight and out with freight, and launch the stage as well, I'm hustled always by the mate without a resting spell. ♦38^ THE ROUSTABOUT. I only have one suit of clothes, a ragged suit at that. My shoes are minus both their toes, and rimless is my hat. It's in with freight and out with freight, and launch the stage as well, I'm hustled always by the mate without a resting spell. 'Tis never thought that I must sleep — in fact, I have no bed. I toil while stars their vigils keep and when the sun is red. It's in with freight and out with freight, and launch the stage as well, I'm hustled always by the mate without a resting spell. I know that I am pretty rough and wicked on the whole, Yet kindness comes not by the cuff that crushes out the soul. It's in with freight and out with freight, and launch the stage as well, I'm hustled always by the mate without a resting spell. ♦39t OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Yet, when my sands of life are run, and I am laid to rest, Eternal justice shall be done by one who judges best. It's in with freight and out with freight, and launch the stage as well, I'm hustled always by the mate without a resting spell. ♦40^ A MEMORY A MEMORg. A rosebud nestling at the mountain side Where brooklets murmur and the wild birds sing, Mused in its lonely hours, "woe me be- tide, Alas ! alas ! Had I but voice and wing That I might seek my love while yet 'tis Spring. ' ' A wandering zephyr caught the soft re- frain, And wafted it to lands beyond the sea. The v/inds bore back: "Sweetheart, I come again, Oh, keep thy virgin promise pure for me; Be mine, be mine, I love alone but thee." ♦41f Sig. 6. OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. Love plucked the bud and pressed it to its heart, The petals opened, it was now a flower, And whispered: "Cling to me ere yet we part, For life is brief and winter skies shall lower — " Ah me ! that it should wither in an hour. ♦42^ OLD UNCLE IKE. OLD ONCLE IKE. or Uncle Ike is eighty-three Year ol' an' pas'; an't looks like he Can't las' much longer; sight nigh gone, An' hard o' hearin' leanin' on His cane, an' lookin' at the groun* Ez ef nobody wuz aroun', Jes like he wuz a-listenin' Fur Gran'ma to come back agin, Er waitin' fur to go to her A-sleepin' in the chu'ch ya'd ther. ''Hum, hum, hum, hum," 's 'bout all he sez; *'Hum, hum, hum, hum," 's away he hez. ♦43^ OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. You wouldn't think, to see him now, 'At he wuz ever much, I 'low. Waal, that's his gun ther' on the rack, Jes' heft it, an' you'll put it back. Hoi' it out off-han' — not to-day! Took him to han'le it thataway! Flint-lock, brich bu'nt, an' onto' date, 'An rusty, an' ol'er 'an the State — * *0r ez the hills," is what they say. It hez a record, anyway, 'At hain't bin beat sence Dan'l Boone 'An' Crockett, an' it won't be soon. You orto've seen him on the trail Of a fat buck — jes seemed to sail — Dressed all in white to match the snow An' look a pa't of it, jes so They wouldn't s'picion any one Wuz 'roun', an' undertake to run. But ther' wuz venison' to spar' An' bucksin fur to make an' w'ar In them ol' days, an' wimmin fo'ks Wuz full of fun, an' hed the'r jokes. An' times wuz better, too, an' now, Er seemed to be so, anyhow. ♦44* OLD UNCLE IKE. But he ain't layin' any store On such things now; he hunts no more, 'Copt, mebbe, sometimes in his dreams When watchin' licks er c r o s s i n ' streams, Er listenin' to the pheasant's drum Till, wakin', he mutters, "Kum, hum, hum, hum!" OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. THE OLD FARM. The weather wuz so hot in town, sez I to mother, * *How 'Twould do for us to visit the ol' farm agin? I 'low It's cooler out thar in the shade, a-spec- ially 'long the crick." "\Ye'll go," sez she, "ef you think bes," an' so I hitched up quick. We take the hill road so 'at we can cross the upper bridge — The valley stretchin' to the right, an' on the left the ridge — The Tenney place is jes ahead, an' Fay's still furder on — An' we're a-thinkin' mo' 'an talkin' of the days 'at's gone. ♦46^ THE OLD FARM. Thar's bin some changes made of late, an' both of us agree They hinder us from pickin' out jes how things ust to be; Butpurty soon, a-sure enough, the Gates farm comes in view, An' then, of course, our eyes let go of ev'ry thing 'at's new. The same ol' house, the well 'long-side, a-standin' on the wes'; The bucket, too, 'at rises full of water 'at's the bes' . We stop, but thar's no one at home, at leas' it so appears. An' 'sides the flies air bad, an' Snip's oneasy in his gears. So we push on an' cross the bridge, an' climb the Hildreth hill. But, seein' 'at the house is shut an' ev'rything is still, I give the hoss the reins an' 'low we'll stop ez we come back — An' soon we strike the ''run" an' take the road along its track ♦17* OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. A mile or two. We know, of course, some fo'ks 'at live along It's sides; an' seems we know the birds — I'm sure we know their song. An', hevin' lef ail this behin' we climb another rise Of groun', an' the ol' farm's a-standin' right afore our eyes. Ma wants to drive right over, but I soz '* We'll look aroun' An' res' a spell here in the shade. I kind o" like the soun' — The peckers tappin' the dead trees, the pheasants drummin', too, Jes like they did when we wuz young an' ev'ry thing wuz new. We pull up now a little an' come to the ol' school-house, But ez it is "vacation time," it's still ez any mouse ; An' so air we for quite a while, an' then agin drive on, — An', lookin' in each other's face, we see the years 'at's gone. ♦48^ THE OLD FARM. The view is chenged f rum what it wuz ! they've cut away the trees! An' so the ol' ten -acre fiel' 's a twenty, now, with ease; An' v/here we ust to gether berries till we hed our fill, They've cl'ared the timber off an' grub'd clean down to Rose's mill. The sugar- camp is standin' yit, but ez the season's past, The troughs air dry an' fallin' leaves air fillin' of 'em fast; An' silence reigns, an' the ol' hawk is lioatin' in the sky, A-guardin' it same ez he did in the long years gone by. The crick, v^^e fin', is jes the same— ez cool an' shady, too — The trees a- j 'inin' overhead the way they ust to do. So we drive in to swell the tires an' give ol' Snip a drink. An', hevin' nothin' else to do, we set an' talk an' think. ♦49*. Sig. 7. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. An' look up through the timber where we see the shinin' dam, An' hear the w^ater roarin' an' then jes above the ca'm Pon' where willers grew so thick, the path an' ol' canoe 'At we liked all the better 'cause 'twuz on'y built fur two. The spring, of course, we visit, where we often used to set An' watch the sun go down because we feel we owed a debt 'At we mus' pay; an' then at las' we come to the ol' home, An' knock an' wait, an' purty soon the stranges' faces come An' ast us in, but all at onct, remember- in' other years. Our voices choke, an' then our eyes air filled with blindin' tears. An' so we tu'n an' drive away, a-think- in' of the pas' An' the ol' graveyard by the chu'ch an' here we air at las'. ♦5o* THE OLD FARM, We stop an' spen' an' hour or so, 'mong frien's an' kindred dead, Some of 'em hev stuns 'bove thar graves, an' some jes flowers instead; An' others 'at air newer made, with jes a plain earth moun', Remindin' us how ourn'll look. Then we drive back to town. ^51 f OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY, CAPT. SCHMIDT. You have heard the tale, it was pub- lished wide, And all eyes were turned to the sea, And they gazed from this and the other side. For the staunch vessel Bulgaria, Until weeks went by and no tidings came When at last a part of the crew Found floating in boats, ah, more is the shame. Expressed the unanimous view That the ship had gone down and Capt. Schmidt Had got his discharge at last and quit- Plain German Schmidt. So we turned aside as the days went by, And the seas were settled again, And eyes that had wept for the lost grew dry, ♦52^ CAPTAIN SCHMIDT. For tears become not brave men. And the world went on as it went before, And the white sails once more were spread, And the storm king came and he lashed the shore, And he strew'd the beach wath the dead. For a ship gone down is but one ship less. And a Schmidt w^ould not be much missed, you guess. Plain German Schmidt. But the Lord has his way of doing things, And he asks no advice of man, And he has a regard for one who clings To his duty the best he can. So, when He looked down on heroic Schmidt — With his name against him also, A message was sent to Neptune to quit — And the sequel of course we know, For a cablegram came under the sea *'The Bulgaria's safe, and Schmidt, so is he." Plain German Schmidt. ♦53* OUT HERE IN 0L» MISSOURY. Now, I don't go much on your kings and queens, Nor your foreign nobility. I've been reared on the pabulum that weans A man from such views, you see. But, oh, William, I've changed my mind of late Very much in regard to you ; For though you're a monarch ordained by fate. You've a heart that is human, too. And your conduct tow^ard heroic Schmidt Will go far to convince all the world of it. Plain German Schmidt. ♦54^ MILT COLBY, MILT eoLBg, Ez to Milt Colby — well, you see Why he's a sort o' mystery. Can't draw him out enough to find Jes what he's got stor'd in his mind. Ta'ks some hisse'f — won't listen back To anybody — at's a fact, But up and off 'afore you say Enough to pass the time o' day. 'At's Colby's way — he never stops — Bolts right in the house an' drops Hisse'f plump down on the fus' cheer, An' speaks to everybody near In a whisper. Can't ta'k out loud. 'Cause he ain't thataway endowed, Leastwise hain't been hisse'f outright These twenty year. For that wuz bright 455^ OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. Ez enny boy in these hyar parts — An' when it come to wimmin's hearts — Why guyrls 'd tromp to spellin' school An' chu'ch, an' huskins' ez a rule. Fur miles aroun' to git a chance To show off 'fore him — 'an to dance Maybe — an' the one lie seed home Wuz all the ta'k fur days to come. An' furdermore, he'd prospects too — Fo'ks 'mong the very bes' to do — An' when it comes to pedigree — Come wes' 'long with the fus' you see, An' settled down on Congress Ian' , An' bought up mor' till they'd on han' The bigges' bottom fa'm about An' riches' too, it's given out. Got cros't in love, is what they say — You know some fo'ks git thataway. Doctors wuz brought frum fur an' nigh, or fo'ks, o' couse, a stanin' by, An' sayin', ^^ Doctor, bring lihn through ^ At^ s all ''at you hev got to do, An'' name your lyrice — 'a^'s all v:e ast — So they stuck to him to the last, MILT COLBY. An' got hiiii up the way you see — Health good enough, ez all agree, An' sense, too, o' a certahi kind; Knows right fruai wrong, an' hez a mind 0/ his own, too, when 'casions rise, An' fo'ks don't cross him 'at air wise, In v/hat he undertakes to do. In these here parts, 'tween me an' you. Knows all the fo'ks fur miles aroun' An' tromps the country up an' down, A visitin', an' asts fur^^^'e, An' grins, an' then he sez * ^ good bye, " An' rushes off like he hed got A stent 'at kep' his footsteps hot — Cuts 'cross the fields an' thro' the woods, An' sometimes swims ef ther air floods. He'll show you the bes' place to shoot — An' he kin tell you ev'ry root 'At grows in groun', an' what is m.ore. He'll pint out what ther good fur sliore, An' how to tell a toad stul frum A mushroon, an' then when you con e To chincapins and chestnuts, you Jes f oiler him; 'at's all you do. ♦57^ Sig. 8. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. An' paw-paws — well he knows the trees 'At ripen long 'fore fros', an' he's Apt to bring you ez like ez not. The fus' mess ov 'em you hev got All black an' soft, an' yaller too, Inside ez punkin's wet with dew — Knov/s ev'ry grape patch 'at there is, An' cou'se the fus' 'at comes air his. Same way with fishin' — knows the hole Wher' they bite bes', an' sets his pole An' waits till it begins to bend, Then lif's it, when you'll see him send A bass a scootin' through the air Er floppin' on the grass somewhere, While everybody's wonderin' why They don't tech other bait at's nigh. An' ef you're hungry, Milt'll make You purty soon the bes' fish bake You ever et — cooked through inside — An' do it all 'thout lard beside, Er skillet; jest hunt up a chunk O' woji or two, then with his punk An' flint he'll kindle up a fire — An' ther's a feas' 'at you'll admire ♦58> MILT COLBY. Long" ez you live. An' don't forgit — Comes from the coal done through, an' fit Fur enny king, an' white ez snow — Drops from the bone when done ez tho' It never hed no fassenin' 'Cept jes the skin to hoi' it in, Which you peel off afore you start A eatin' — 'at's your on'y part — An' salt an' pepper, like ez not, He'll hev along; if not, he'll trot Off to some house stan'in' clos't by An' purty soon you'll see a pie An' broad with butter spread on thick — An' then you take your knife out quick An' lay a holt to he'p yourse'f , An' when through ther hain't much lef. An' then, Milt knows the cooles' spring Ther' is, an' he's jes' shore to bring You to it; an' the cup he'll make Out ov a leaf jes takes the cake. To drink frum — never leaks a drop Frum time you start until you step. He's jes a sort o' nat'ral child 'At town ways never hev beguiled. ♦59^ OUT HERE IN OL' MTSSOURY. You'll hear the bullfrog go '"kerchunk" When he co!T18S roun', head on an' skunk Into some hole, an' hide away, Sometimes fur a whole night an' day, An' on'y come a-peakin' out Agin' when thcr's no one about. Fi'og's legs air good fur jumpin' high, Sez Mdt, ^ 'but better yit to fry." An' mayapples an' wil' grapes — He kao ATS 'em all — an' 'couse he shapes His sef ' up so's to be aroun' When ther' a comin' in, an town Boys air apt to be about 'At need some one to he'p 'em out. An' then, when it comes to havin' fun. You can't beat this in the long run. An' berry patches, black or dew — Er ras' berries — he knows these, too — An' 'arly chan'lers, spots the tree Wher' the woodpeckers' shore to be An' peckin' 'em so they'll get ripe An' harry up an' take the stripe At's so attractive, when the air Is full ov bees an' summer's ther'. MILT COLBY. Ez to the guyrl, oh, he's furgot Jes all about /^er; like ez not She's married — an' apparently Happy — like she orto be. But when Milt comes to her fur pie They say a tear stan's in each eye. An' the kin' he likes the best Is alus waitin' — guess the rest. ♦61> OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. WORKING liN THE SgSTEM. I am living in the end of the nineteenth century, I've been trained and educated like the rest, To perform my simple part in away that's masterly — And expected too, to do my very best. Working in the system, Working in the system — An automaton in all the term may mean, And doing what I'm told I ask no questions bold, For I'm only just a wheel in the machine. Tm one among the millions of no per- sonality, And my spirits have been crushed and too as well, I've been subject to the square and the plane, as you may see, >62t WORKING IN THE SYSTEM. 'Till I fit the little niche in which I dwell, Workiug iu the system, Working in the system — 'Till a part of which at last I've come to be — Just toiling to exist, I never shall be missed, So I guess I'll make a break for liberty. I will hie me to the west and bestride the wild m.ustang, And I'll join a band of cowboys on the plain . And rU wear the boot and spur, and the long hair of the gang, And I'll strive to win my manhood back again — Working in the system, Working in the system — That shall bring the healthful glow back to the cheek; My spirits shall return, My soul shall mount and yearn — For I'll be a boss myself then — so to speak. t63f OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. OUR BATTLE LINE. Say, old glory, you're getting a long way from home. Do you like it out there? Does it suit you to roam Where the waters are blue and the islands are green, And the seasons are one with no clianges between? Do you wish to return? Do you fret — do you yearn For the land of your birth, On this side of the earth? Do they cheer you out there as you dance in the breeze? Do they know what you are? What you mean, do they seize On the moment propitious and seek to free Or say, are they a race of a lower de- gree? i-64i OUR BATTLE LINE. Howso'er this may be, we are standing by you, And shall do so in all you're attempting to do. For we know you are right and can never do wrong. While you cling to your birthright, your mission and song, Which is free, ever free, Be the land and the sea To the children of men, Till in jungle and fen You shall float all supreme^ and the ends of the earth Be redeemed in good time in the long promised birth Of the fruitage of seed which the Master has sown In the soil that shall make of the harvest his own. You are thrown to the breeze and will never retreat. But shall fearlessly lead where the ket- tle drums beat ♦65> Sig. 9. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. And the bugle and ear-piercing fife shall resound, Till the planet in time be encircl'd around. You are leading the way To the incoming day; You are waking the dream That the race shall redeem. For, lo ! empire belongs to the people alone, And they're coming at last to inherit their own. And the good of the many and not of the few, Is the mission, Old glory, that's fallen to you. ♦66t DE JUSE DAT'S IN DE CANE. DE JUSE DATS IN DE CAiNE. De cultur yar is sugar, sah ; master don't go much on books, Er de picturs dat dey hangs upon de wall. All yer eddication an' sech tings he 'low jes' hain't worth shucks, En he never give 'em eny tought at all ; He's tinking 'bout de cane, 'Bout de sugar cane, Hov/ to 'strack de juse out ob de sugar cane, Dat's what he's tinkin' 'bout Day in, sah, an' day out, How to 'strack de juse out ob de sugar cane. He jes' buys dat fertilizer, an' he spread it on so tick Dat de place look like dare'd been a yaller rain, An' he never mind de 'spence, cause he know'd it come back quick, t67* OUT HERE IN OL' MTSSOURY. In de fructifyin' ob de sugar cane. He's tinkin' 'bout de cane, 'Bout de sugar cane, How to 'strack de juse out ob de sugar cane; He wants to see it flow, Like a riber, dat's so — Dat's de only t'ing dat worries his brain. He ain't studyin' 'bout the fuchar, ner a tinkin' on de pas, Er a bettin' on de t'ings dat he can't see. But is bendin' all his min' to make dis crop beat las' , An' to have de juse flow more abun- dantly; He's tinkin' 'bout de cane, 'Bout de sugar cane. How to 'strack de juse out ob de sugar cane. An' I 'low when he die, An' wake up dar on high, Ef dey don't make sugar dat he'll go insane. ♦68f DEWEY'S VICTORY. DEWEg'S VICTORg. Heard you the sound that roused the slumbering sea, And smote the star crowned peaks of Darien? The bolt was fired by hands that dare be free, And aimed at the old enemy again, The crowu that glows above the wrecks of men. Not in fair field sought you to win your way, Nor open court where justice blindfold sat, But rather strove to climb by treachery And Machievellian forms begat To make of honor a common door mat. ♦69^ OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. You set the bull fight up beside the cross, And pandered to all sorts of butchery. Where'ere you planted foot man felt the loss, And wore the galling chains of slavery And sank to lowest depths of misery. But justice planted in the heart of m.an, Is nourished by the blood of martyrs shed; And he who seeks to thwart the Master's plan Shall bow at last unto the dust his head. Ah, Spain! Behold, thy bloody reign is dead! ♦70^ WHAT HE FIT FUR. WHAT HE FIT FGR. He shouldered his gun an' waltz'd off for the war, He wuz boozy the day 'at he shipjoed, An' said to the Sargent next day, ^'I'll be gor," When he found out the way he'd been nipped. Wuz right up agin everything he could fin', Au' wuz lookin' fur truble an' sech, Wuzn't a-keerin' acus fur what wuz be- hin', But wuz jes out for what he cud ketch. Wuz fust in the fort 'at we tuk, an' wuz fust In 'bout everything in the long run; Ust ter 'low 'at he'd git his work in er bust, An' he never know'd when he wuz dun. Fur a change he'd slip out 'o camp on a tar'. An' load up both his boots with the booze, ♦7U OUT HERE, IN OL' MISSOURY. An' then thar'd be music *'pervailin" the air, An' the boys wouldn't hev any blues. So Cap. he jessez ter ol' Boozy wun day, ('At wuz what we all call'd him fnr fun) , '* You'll hev ter quit kerryin' on thata- way, Er permotion you'll never git nun.' ' But Boozy jes set with his chin in his han', An' he never made eny reply; Jes acted ez ef he could not unnerstan', An' I reckon 'at he didn't try. Then the Cap. sez agin, "wat you fight fur, ol' man, Ef it isn't permotion an' pay, Fur you're handy when you've a gun in yer han' , Lem'mehearw'atyou now got ter say?" Then he riz up his head, an' he tho't an' he tho't. Till it 'peared 'at ol' Boozy wuz trick'd. But purty soon sez he, '^ Jes fight ^cos 1 ought, An' 'cos 'at 1 don't ivant ter git UcJcedf ♦72* THE MAN OF MANILLA BAY. THE MAN OF MA/VILLA BAq, Lo, a man onee sailed from Chira away On the other side, for Manilla Bay; It was w^ar that he sought and war that he found, And the praise of his deeds went ring- ing around The world, and the man soon became reno\vned. Old Neptune aroused, reared his hoary head — *'Has Nelson come back to the seasr" he said; ' 'Can it be the echoes of Trafalgar?" Then lifting his eyes, he beheld afar The stars and stripes through the clouds of war. ♦'^S*. Sig-. 10. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. And he felt in his veins the thrill of youth — And hope— Ah, well, indeed he mi^ht, forsooth — For the tyrant's power was soon tumbled down By the man who sailed from a China town, And the welkin rang with his great re- nown. Homeward he came, as a patriot should Whose uppermost thought is his coun- try's good; And it was a glorious holiday They gave to the hero who sailed away From China to fight in Manilla Bay. But woman is fair, and the warrior brave, Though he conquer the world, is still her slave, And Fihe loves to hold in her arms so fair The heart that is strong and will not despair — And the hero finds a sweet welcome there. ♦74*- THE MAN OF MANILLA BAY. This is the moral— and 'tis old enough— Though man be made of the sterner stuff, And he front the foe in the strife, and slay, He's a babe in a woman 's arms — I say, Be kind to the man of Manilla Bay! ♦■75f OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. ROCK ALOiVG. Should fortune frown upon your path, Press on with might and main, Each victory gained, the hero hath More strength to fight again. So face life's daily battles with a heart that's brave and strong. Rock along, Rock along, Rock along, If you're in love, and she you seek To be your life-long mate Informs you hers is not the cheek On which you'll vegetate, Don't soMiid your troubles to the world a 3 if you were a gong. Rock along, Rock along, Rock along. ♦76^ ROCK ALONG. There never was a maid so fair That could not find a match. You've heard about the fish out there, Also about the catch — So don't proclaim yourself a bell and ring out your ' 'ding-dong. " Rock along, Rock along, Rock along. And if at times your lot is hard. Your blessings very fevv% If others play the winning card, While scarce a trump held you, Don't fancy that you're fated to endure a lasting wrong. Rock along, Rock along, Rock along. ♦77* OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURI. AM ODE TO SPRING. To sing o' gentle Spring may be all right Fur other latitudes, but don't indite Sech nonsense 'bout the wild an' woolly west, Fur a more vig'rous spring suits her the best. 0' all the seasons o' the roUin' year. Spring is the one that's most upon it's ear. Out on a reg'lar tare from fust to last — Talk 'bout its bein' gentle, lemme ast: Is a cow gentle that you tell to * ^hist," An' kicks the bucket over about twic't Afore you start to milkin' her, an' when You say, *'so, Bossy, so," an' try again, An' find she wont, but to your great surprise, ♦78^ AN ODE TO SPRING, Plants both her feet 'bout where your supper lies, An' goes right on a eatin' o' your hay? But let me put it another way: Imagin' fur a minute you hev thrown Your lamps upon a rip roaring cyclone That's p'inted fur your shanty an' you jes Crawl in the undergroun' hole with the res', An' wait till it hez passed an' then you see Your house an' barn a keepin' company With that same gentle zephyr, that's the spring O' which a weste'n poet hez to sing, ♦79*. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. CAiNAL STREET, iNEW ORLEAiNS, IN THE AFTERiNOON. On Canal street in the afternoon Thare's asi^ht the eye delights to see. Fair as the flowers that bloom in June, When the ripening fruit hangs on the tree, On Canal street in the afternoon. All types of beauty will greet you there That ever enraptured painter drew — The tender eye and the midnight hair That falls to the lot of the favored few On Canal street in the afternoon. The Spanish dame and the Creole belle, The tall, lithe form of the Saxon blood, The charming glance of mademoiselle, The inland maidens of which we 're fond On Canal street in the afternoon. ♦80t C.VNAL ST., N. O. , IN THE AFTERNCGN. The tempting shops that appeal to you With luxuries you have never tried, That come from the land of Parleyvoo, Or hint, at least, of the other side, On Canal street in the afternoon. The cars that lead to the homes a^Yay In the shady groves where wild birds sing, And the happy children romjp and play While mamma dreams of her absent king, On Canal street in the afternoon. Oh, give me a simple life like this; I care not for honors, w^eallh or fame; I long to taste of the primal bliss And win in one v/oman's heart a name, On Canal street in the afternoon. ^8U Sig. 11. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. THE OLD HOUSE OH THE CREEK. I've hed a hankerin' o'late, to jes pick up an' go A visitin' aroun' amongst the fo'ks I ust to know. I've studied on it till I find I'm gittin' real homesick To set my eyes onct more upon the ol' house on the crick. The 'roma o' that cellar is a clingin' to meyit, An' to think o' that b'iled cider makes me too dry to spit. Why T saem to taste the ginger, an' hear the poker siz, An' share with Uncle Dan agin, that temp'rence drink o' his. ♦82* THE OLD HOUSE ON THE CREEK. I want to see who's livin' an' who's mar- ried an' who's dead, Ef all the young fo'ks kep' their word, an' done jas what they said. What boys hev writ their names upon the scroll o' fame, an' who Accomplished all in after life that they set out to do. What become o' Hiram Mueller, thathed the freckled face. An' could never learn his lessons; is he on the ol' place? In the footsteps o' his father, an' ez close fisted too? I reckon ef he is that he is purty well to do. I'd like to see the spring agin, at which we ust to drink, An' set down by it on the grass an' hev a good long think About the youthful faces it onct mirrored like a glass, An' how the worl's been treatin' 'em sence all this come to pass. ♦83^ OUT HERE IN OL' MI3S0URY. Who married Becky Wilkinson, they ust to call the belle, An' how she's passed the time away? I want to hear her tell, liez her *'path been strewn with roses an' her skies been alus bright, " Ez I writ in her album, in the best hand I could write? Maybe the birds air singin' now the songs they ust to sing, When apple blossoms were abroad, an' all the sweets o' spring Were rompin' in the medders an' the woods an' garden where We ust to stroll together in the quiet evenin' air. I'd like to visit mother's grave, neglected all these years. An' ef nobody wuz aroun' maybe to shed some tears; Leashvise ef they should start, I, 'low, I've only this to say, I wouldn't try to stop 'em, but letnatur' hev her way. ♦84^ THE OLD HOUSE ON THE CREEK. I wonder ef the terrapin, on which I cut my name, Is browsin' in the clover yit, an' lookin' jes the same, Er ef his gait's a gittin' slow, his eyes a little dim, An' age that 'gins to pester me, hez also com.e to him? Ef Brother Sudley's preachin' still down at the '-Horner Mill," An' every other week or so comes up to Jenner's Hill To tell 'em all about the broad, an o' the narrer way, An' hov7 to read their titles clear, an' sheep that went astray? An' after chu'ch is out ef he goes home with Uncle Dan To eat a dinner that's got up on the ol' country plan? Ef this is so I hope that they'll remem- ber when I'm there, To not forget the circumstance, an' set me up a chair. ♦85^ OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. I'll 'gree to set all afternoon an' hear 'em argify, About the scriptur's an' the crowns, awaitm' em on high. Jes to set eyes onct more upon a hunk o' punkin bread, An' other luxuries on which in early youth I fed. So I guess I'll wait no longer, but jes pick up an' go A visitin' aroun' amongst the fo'ks lust to know. I've studied on it till I find I'm gittin' real homesick To set my eyes onct more upon the ol' house on the crick. ♦86f THE OLD HOUSE ON THE CREEK. THE WRECK. Mortal, whatever your fortune may be, Gold,, like the sands on the measureless shore, Poverty — pinched by fierce hunger till she Sits as a guest at your lone hovel door. Fame be your portion, and honor as well, Sorrow leads on and you follow her beck. Tread you the measure where airy notes swell, Your pilgrimage leads at last to a wreck. 'Twill end in a wreck, 'Twill end in a wreck. Rear you your palace away from the poor Blazon you your gates with your **no thoroughfare," See that no beggar e'er enters your door, ♦87^ OUT HERE IN OL' MIS30URY. And say to them, sympathy seek else- where. Charity rests with the Charity Board — Our duty is done, we've given our check;" Are the annointed those only that hoard? Madam, your logic will end in a vrreck. 'Twill end in a wreck, 'Twill end in a wreck . Flow'rs have their season to bud and to bloom, The petals then fall, we know them no more; And sighing, we turn from visions of gloom Clad in their glory a moment before. Time, w^hy thus leave us to sorrow and pain? What can restrain thee, thy ravages check? Say, shall we meet our dear loved ones again, Awaiting us there, just over the wreck. Just over the wreck, Just over the wreck. THE WREOK. Lord, send me your winds that blister and sting', I'd shiver with cold, know hunger as well, Toil with the poor, or do any mean thing, E'en weep with the pris'ner chained in his cell. And bring me the cross the Savior has borne, The Jeers, aye, the scars his body bedeck. Let me, too, feel for the weak and forlorn, And rise in the end as He from the wreck . As He from the wreck. As He from the wreck. ♦89^ Siff. 12. OUT HERE TN OL' MISSOURY. EXPAiNSION. Put walls round a land whose people are free, And deny you're restraining their lib- erty? Dam up their rivers and say to them lo ! It is better to thus lie stagnant than flow. The source will endure, The waters keep pure, And covet you not What others have got — For Republics are things that shall have their bounds. And freedom's distasteful when it's on it's rounds, And brains, bear in mind, are very poor things, Unless they are loyal and serve under kings. ♦90t EXPANSION. Put walls round a land whose people are free, Go pinion the winds or silence the sea; Restrain you the sap that leaps in the spring. Or say to the birds 'tis treason to sing- Except within lines The old code defines For empire alone, As all time hath shown, Is swayed by a crown — the ironclad hand And none shall go forward unless it com- mand. And who shall gainsay traditions that stood Ere Noah sailed out in his ark on the flood. Put walls round a land whose people ara free, To obliterate these is our destiny. To fell the forest and span the stream, With an eye to the point our constant dream , Till the earth we span, And down trodden man ♦9U OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. Shall rise in his might, And the new born light Shall greet with a smile and a cheer, and lo! The earth redeemed from its nightmare glow. With the fruitage of seed which the Mas- ter hath sown , In a soil that shall make of the harvest his own . ♦92^ OZARK PETE. OZARK PETE. -0- It's the wick'd 'z gits the cream down here, An' the pius 'z gits the crust, But the ways o' Providence air queer An' I reck'n we'll hev ter trust. I've alus went on religion some, An' I 'low I've done my shar' To'ards sendin' souls ter kingum come, But I ain't no luck in pray'r. Why when the k'ards went agin me flat, An' I los' my bottom red, An' riz a stake on my boots an' hat, What d' you think that I said? Did I blow an' spout an' want ter fight? Not much, for that ain't my trade. I goes ter my room that very night An' got down 'n my knees 'n pray'd. ♦93^ OUT HERE IN OL' MIS30URY. I tor the Lo'd how the thing 'd gone, An* dwelt on my arful luck, How Luke hed my yoke o' steers 'n pawn, An' how arf'ly I war stuck. Besides he didn't belong ter the chu'ch, An' war giv'n ter gain' an' sin, Tuk pride 'n leavin' saints 'n the lu'ch An' ropin' the members in. Waal, I felt rel'eved an' went ter work, Plum full o' relig'ous strength; Ye see I never w^ar called a shirk, An' I alus goes my length. 80 I staked my trousers on the tray. An' waited fur Luke to tu'n, But he raked 'em in indiff'rently, Like it warn't o' no concern. No! thar ain't no salvation fur me! I hev got no show up thar, Fm 'umble 's any one brok' kin be, But I ain't no luck in pray'r. ♦94* RANDOM VERSES. RA/SDOM VERSES. A maid indeed, forsooth, was she, Of noble pose and queenly mien, And eyes wherein the mystery Sage ne'er unriddled, glows again That captive led the Arion swain. The home should be a sanctuary where None enter save with uncovered head; An holy shrine at which we offer prayer, Not ostentatious words, but acts in- stead. 'Tis love that makes the ideal home, Not title, rank, nor castle grand? Where'er it reigns, 'tis sweet to come, No matter in what clime or land. 495^ OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. Hear ye, the bells, they call, they call, Come to God's temple, one and all, With contrite heart and bended knee, Give thanks unto the Deity. The world goes on, though we laugh or we sigh, And hearts are breaking as well, And the snow-drift shall come, and never ask why The roses withered and fell. Look you upon that and then upon this, The palace is here, the hovel is there; One drinks from the chalice flowing with bliss. The other — dregs from the cup of de- spair. Oh, come from the alley, the wharf and the slum, The bells in the steeple already have tolled. Calling the poor and forsaken to come, Welcome, without either silver or gold. ♦96> RANDOM VERSES. Oh, good is the past for the h'ght it has shed, Illuming the world with its perishless ray, But facing the front, we are marching ahead, Our eyes ever fixed on the inccmirg day. There was mounting in l;a&le and the fervent farewell — There were sighs, there were tears, ?.ll that passion may teJl. Ah. the wild, frenzied look, and Ihe disheveled hair That is tossed as a cloud in the stoini of despair. They laid her where the grasses gicw. While yet the rose was red, And some had stones above their graves On which the years had fed. And others that were newer m.ade, Where rose the fresh tossed clay, Reminding them howtheir's would look. And then they drove away. ♦97^ Sig'. 13. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. Maid of the solemn harp, sing a new song, Breathe not a word of your sorrow and wrong. Turn to the promise of youth and be free, All that life offers is waiting for thee . Oh, the lover was bold, and the maiden was coy, Was his wooing rejected, or did it avail? Were they wed? was their happiness free from alloy? He may learn who will read to the end of the tale. Oh, love is a dream that is seldom ful- filled— That charms till we wake, and the spell is no more. The dew on the rose that the night has distilled, Then vanishing leaves it forlorn as be - fore. ♦98^ A PLEA FOR THE POET. A PLEA FOR THE POET. A glance at the journals we're printing to-day, Reveal quite a shortage, at least in one way. They've the news to be sure, the market reports. The verbiage that gives such tange to the courts — A record of crime, and of sporting as well— The pulpit's permitted its story to tell, But the poet, oh, he Is a back number — you see. He's nothing to say that the world cares to hear — L.of ^- OUT HERE TN OL' MISSOURY Has sorrow departed, forgotten the tear? Are the sentiments frozen, broken the mould The hearts of our fathers were cast in of old? [s it only success that enchains you to- day— V/hy nothing im mortal was e're known to pay ! Now listen, your'e missing far more than you gain, For pleasure is fatal to groat, it is pain. The spirit develops — the cross and the crown — And say what you will they will never come down — But point with the finger of sorrow and say, ' *I am holding the old world together to- day, And your palaces fine, Where you sumptuously dine, Shall crumble and fall, and be scattered to dust, flOO^ A PLEA FOR THE POET. While the 8tory of one who lives on a crust, To be true to himself and God shall re- main And willing ears hear it recounted again. 'Twas a poem that ushered you in — when laid low^ A poet shall sing of your virtues also. So a plea for the poets — give them a chance — And bid them return to the fields of ro- mance. The harp so long silent be smitten again By fingers that sound the virtues of men. And the chink of the coin that deadens the soul — And crushes it out of the man on the whole, Relinquish a part Of its space to the art. That lives not by choice but in spite of the greed — That would reap of the fruitage, forget- ting the seed, ♦lOU OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. For whatever you are, you owe to the thought Of some beggar who sat in garret and draught. He alone blazed the path that marks your advance, And honor demands you still give him a chance. ♦102^ THE POWER THAT GREW. THE POWER THAT GREW. A power there was, and it grew and grew Till around the globe rang its tatoo And its bugle call. A valiant crew Indeed was that, of the power that grew . 'Tis a sea girt iele, the ancients knew — Cffisar had trod it — the Norman's blew In upon it. Frank and Teuton too Fell into line in the land that grew. It took to the seas and ruled them — you Have heard all this, for 'tis not new — And the colonies were not a few Planted and nursed by the po\ver that grew . It had its scholars — some still pursue The flights of song and the broader view, And it gave us Milton, Shakespear too, And Hampton and Cromwell, as it grew, ♦103^ OUT HERS IN OL' MISSOURY. But the seed thus sovrn took root and grew Till the old, less thrifty than the new, Is getting nervous — a little blue — The fate of all — it will come to you. And yet, Albion, what can subdue Thy fame writ deep in the ether blue. 'Twill last till the old, old world is through — The race shall drink its last health to ycu . ♦104^ MISSOURI NIGHTINGALES. MISSOURI NIGHTI/NGALES. When the melancholy gloaming haih stolen to the glen, And the poet's thoughts are coming un- bidden to his pen, Lo ! a strident sound ascendeth from out the sedgy bog, And the flecking moonlight blendelh with the croaking of the frog — Calling, bawling. Rising, falling. Oh, you noisy crew! What in the world is amiss with you? Wherefore these nocturnal chatters, so- journers in the earth? Is the way mien manage matters provoc- ative of mirth? Do the poet's constant labors upon his idle rhymes ♦J05^ Sig. 14. OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY. Scir fchy risibles, O, neighbors of the bu- colic chimes? Croaking, poking, Joking, shocking, Say ! I must request That you skedaddle and give us a rest. Seek, oh, seek thy hole, and pull it in after thee, oh, frog, Er*3 exa=}p3ratei bullet pursue thee in the bog, Till your nightly exultations have per- manently ceased, And the poet's meagre rations propor- tionately increased. Stop it, drop it, Skip it, hop it, Oh, you noisy host, Or I'll have you run in and served on toast. ♦106^ KIPLING. KlPLmG. During his illness, 1899. *'Who's Kipling, th;it all the world's tc-.lk- ing about?'* Said a man upon 'change; ''he's a good one, no doubt. Did he work up a corner in wheat, or say how Did he make such a great reputation ; — come now, Who *s Kipling?' ' The answer came quick, for the other replied : *'0h, Kipling, why, he is just now the world's pride, The fellow who can, with his nagical pen. Awaken the strain that has slumbered since when The lyre was smitten by William and Ben, That's Kipling." ♦107^ OUT HERE IN OL' MISSOURY . A silence ensued as if some greater thought Had seized for the time on the merchant and wrought Though he said not a word and went on his way , Yet there rang through his mind, 'tis ringing to-day — Kip— Kipling. Oh, genius divine, choicest gift of the Gods, The world is still thine, and is thine too, by odds, Though pedigree, title and wealth, if you please. Are good, when you enter all drop on their knees — Live Kipling 108* PRESS NOTICES. ** The Impressoin Club," a novel, by John Hen - ton Carter. This is a novel with a purpose, and the purpose is certain radical reforms in modern church methods and in social life. And first, we would say that the novel ''business" is done in a very clever manner. Most novel readers like plenty of dialogue, and they will find it in thig book, dialogue that is never dull, but is bright, ra- cy, and often witty. — Chicago Advance. Mr. Carter is not satisfied with the rep- utation he has established through his po- etry, and is now coming before the public as a novelist and essayist. In his latest story, the ''Impression Club," Mr. Carter has given an excellent idea of social con- ditions as they exist in alh large cities. — Rosioell Field, in Chicago Post, In "The Impression Club," the author has presented a social study of life in large cities that bears the evidence of much thought and in which are advocated some startling reforms. Mr. Carter is strong in the art of character drawing, and the per- sonages in his story seem very real and distinct. — Globe- Democrat. "The Impression Club" is worth reading for its own sake, for under the guise of a story, the author has given a series of brill- iant sketches of society life as it is at present. His humor is sometimes tinged with satire, but never with bitterness. — Christian Advocate. 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