jf /iSLL,!i°^«''Ess 016 25?Sff Hollinger Corp. pH8.5 PS 3319 .W615 n3 Copy 1 MASTER AND MAN: J^ lE^IL.^"^ IN A PROLOGUE AND FOUR ACTS, BY FRANCIS HOWARD WILLIAMS. Cojn/right Secvrcd. All Rights resirveil. u4^^ DaiN'l F. Gii.i.in, Pr., 717 Sansom St., Phila. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Eustace Vernon, an English artist. ToNio RiVELLi , his valet ; afterwards known as the Count Oavalli. Froth INGHAM Holland, a New York club man. Dr. Brigqs, who tempers medicine with scientific invention. Mrs. Holland, a matron of New York society. Olive, her daughter. Cecily Marigold, niece of Mrs. Holland. Stella, wife of Rivelli. The Scene of the Prologue is in Rome. The action of the rest of the play is in New York. Time the present I P5 35i<^ , \\!g is n 3 PROLOGUE, i.. Yiiu compliment with Latin profusene.ss, ( 'iiunt. It is ipiite dazzling to an American. Ci;c. {To Friilh.) Did you hear that? FiioTM. What? Ceo. You men never hear anything. Dr. B. (To Cec.) You look very well, Miss Ce- cily. Cec. Now that's just what Frotliingham .said a moment since. Dr. B. But he spoke as a rhapsodist and I as a physician. Cec. Yes ; Frothingham deals in confectionary. Froth. And the doctor? MKS. H. OR. B. * » 0. R. F. C. < 'v.r. In drugs. I)];. IS. Oh, 1 say; that's too bud. I'.y the way, speaking of drugs,. I have just i>erfected a new invention. Froth. Heavens! Another! Dr. B. It's a wonderful thing, I a.ssure you— wa- fer charged with ammoniacal gas. Most useful in inducing a sudden reaction. I enclose the liquid in a sy|)hon-jar, likesoda-water, you know. Suppose a lady faints in a crowded drawing- room. Good ; I pull my syphon from my jiock- et, gently send a .sjiray into her face, and she revives before there is time for a commotion. Froth. (rr.s-uZc.) Now fancy a man going about a drawing-room in a claw-hammer coat with a sy- phon in the tail pocket ! Cec. And then when yon waltzed (he thing would begin to fizz, and everybody would take you for a dynamiter. Ha, ha, ha. Froth. Ha ha, ha. Dr. B. Dancing and doctoring go not together. Ha, ha, ha. Mrs. II. (Crossing to Left.) You seem to be hav- ing a deal of merriment over here. Cev. Tluxt goes without saying, where the doctor is. (Aside, to Mrs. II.) Tliey ajjjjear to be ab- sorbed. Mrs. H. Ssli ! He is sympathizing with her headache. Cec. Yes ; he seems sympathetic. Ahem. Ol. (To. Riv.) You say vou iind oin-ciiniate trv- ing? Kiv. Your air is harsher, though I doubt no( you have less of miasma than the dangerous season brings to Rome. Ol. My e.vperience there was conlined, perhaps, to a safe season. I!iv. And yon have lately been in Rojue? (..)i.. We have but recently returned. Riv. (aside.) Then I am not mistaken in the face, (aloud.) 'Tis a great city, Signorina — a city vith a historical pers]iective ; an element, per- haps I should say the onlg element, vich this great country of yours lacks. Ol. We lack much, but are content with what we possess — the noblest of forests, the grandest of rivers Riv. And the fairest of women. Ol. Of that 1 am scarcely a judge. Riv. But certainly an example. Pardon me ; you see lam a judge. Oi.. Doubtle.ss an adept, sir. Dr. B. {Crossing to Right.) Really, Count, I have to come to you for appreciation. They are dis- [)osed to make fun even of my syphon- Riv. (aside.) Pest on his syphon ! Dr. B. I explained it to you at dinner. Riv. Ah, yes; you have, my dear sir, iuqiarted to me all ze interesting detail. Ol. Is that the latest invention, doctor? Dr. B. Up to this time, yes. But I have a cage in my head. Froth. Heavens ! A cage in your liead ! Cec Ha, ha, ha. How awfully jolly ! Dr. B. I mean the idea of a cage ; for use in the zoological gardens ; capable of securely holding a rhinoceros, but easily opened and closed by the smallest child. Froth. In wliich case the smallest cliild would probably let out the rhinoceros to lunch on any other children that hap|iened to be about. Cki'. ll;l, lui, lui. Hnw jnlly: fKOTiT. Fur till.' rliiii.irL'nis. 3Ii;s. ir. Fnithiiiijiliaiii. ymi am verv Iitei-;il. Ill:, i!. Isn't lie now ? FitciTir. I (inly keep an eye to contin.tjeui'iehi. I knew a fellow once who lamed a ten-tliousaud- dnllar mare tryini;- to test the merits of a new knee-bra<-e. i.'ec. Horse talk airain. Fkotu. It's my hobby. We all have hobbies, and mine happens to be a liobby-ZiortV. The Count and I have doctored up a little w-ager on Tues- day's races, already. Dr. B. {(inide.) I call it a pretty bis one. <)l. I believe a wajer is the ultimate lo<:ic among gentlemen, is it not? Ckc. (foii't/c.) Modified sarcasm. Fkoth. Oil, a bet on a horse is difleront fnim any- thing else. Ceo. Comet is Mr. Herrick's horse, isn't he. Froth. Yes, and a splendid horse he is. Bound to beat the Held. I regard the case as settled in advance. Cec. {(tsidc.) Poor C'ount. But then I suiipose he can afford to lose. Kiv. AU, Mee.ster Holland, you quite make me to tremble for my little stake. Dr. B. (<(./('.) Calls five thousand a little stake. Rrv. And really, to speak candidly, I believe you shall win from me ; Comet is a splendid animal. Froth. Of course. Count, if you have changed your mind I wont hold you. Riv. Oh. oh, my elear sir. By no means would I permit an_y such generosity. Shoidd you win, I shall be the first to congratulate you on your good fortune. My stake is a mere bagatelle. Cec. ((/side.) The Monte Cristo ! Dr. B. {aside to Froth.) You are in pretty deep on Comet, aren't you ? Froth. Deeper than I care to admit. If he should lose, it would be rather serious ; but then he can't lose, you know. Dr. B. You make me anxious. Riv. Happily we shall not long be kept in sus- pense. I haf quite a forelioding that it is I who shall have to sign a cheque. You are lucky, is it not ? Froth. Not always, but this time I think I have you. Count. At all hazards Comet must win. Riv. {aside.) At all hazards Cotoet must /osc. Cec. I think so too, Frothinghara. Dear me ! you'll scarcely know what to do with your money after Tuesda}'. 1 »n. B. He can sjiend it all injsending you flowers, Cecily. Froth. Eh '? Cec. Pshaw! Speaking of (lowers, you ought to see the new hydrani;eas. Will you come to the conservatory, everybody ? Froth. As t'tie person addressed, I reply, ine will come. Mrs. H. Excellent, Cecily. Olive, dear, will you show the Count the new palms. I shall join yon presently. I want to speak a few words here with the doctor. Dr. B. Aha. Ol. I hope flowers don't bore you, Count. Riv. Nothing can bore me in your society Mees Holland, and flowers least of all. Froth, [a.'iide to Cecili/.) .Should yciu like me to send you some buds, Cecily. Cec. Oh. yes ; long stems, they're so nice for book- markers. Ha, ha, ha. {E.reunl (ydl)/ . rorfectly, |ierfe<-tly. I'll make you a little schedule of the [niucipal sci-urities at once. Y'ou don't care for details. I supjjose? I\i\- llv no means, {aside.) I will make ze de- tail. {Dr. II. ■lil.': Ill xiiiiill liihlr, A'., mid im'itcs. JCiilir iit littvk 11 srri'iinl.) Sehv.vni'. The ( 'ouut ( 'avalli's valet waits below. lie has brought this. (I'ri'itiiitinij I.etlrr.) Riv. lOiinihiij hiter.) Ila. {(mdf.) This is awk- ward. If he should enc<)unter /(pr.' But there's no help; I must risk it. (tdoud.) Show my valet uji. {Servcnd hoirx ami i;xH.) {Aiiidc.) This is a dangerous business. If he shouhl discover the truth, it would .spoil all and rob me of my sweet, sweit 'revenge. One glinipso of her face and his heart would fail him, I am sure of it. How could he suppose, how coidd anyone have guessed? Ah. {Enter, III liiirl:, ]'iriiiiii, ilrrxxril. iix Coniil ViividlPx valet. Ver. Ha, Uivelli, 1 came {liirilli snddiidij kIijjis lum liy a i/csliire, pointing to DiHior lirigi/s, whom Vimon Itan not seni.. The. latter'^ manner suddenly clianijes and he liiin-^ re- spectfidly to Uivelli.) Eiv. {to Vernon.) Pietro, you have a message for me, is it not ? Ver. Si, signor. Dr. B. {Rising.) There Count. I have given }'ou a statement "En bloc" as we .say. I tlltnk I have included all the main items. Of course you'll consider it as strictly for your own use. (Handing paper.) Riv. {With a deprecatory geslnrc.) My dear sir! Dr. B. And now I must be off. Riv. The gentleman's hat, Pietro. 'Tis in the ante-room. Ver. ( With an effort.) Si, signor. / {E.rit Vernon, It.) /Dr. B. I shall send you full particulars of the organizat on of the Couii)auy. uiy dear Count, liiv. Y' on speak of Dk. B. The tly-trap concern, you know. liiv. Oh yes. Pray send nie full particulars. I consume with interest. {Enter R., ]'ernmi irlth Dr. IJrii/i/s' lull.) Dk. B. And I shall have the other instrument executed in the morning. Riv. I shall be ready, doctor. {Di: B. takes hat and bows himself nut at Back.) Ver. What instrument is that, Rivelli ? Riv. a trifle of fifty thousand dollars, Signor Vernon. Ver. And where is that to come from? Riv. That part of the business pertains to Signor Vernon. {Bowing low.) Ver. Ye gods ! Riv. Oh.'tis but a commencement, signor. 'Tis an ex]iensive luxury, this revenging oneself upon one's enemies. It comes high, but we must have it, as ze Americans say. Ha, ha, ha. Vkr. Bah 1 And what is this money for ? Riv. Merely an investment. You will have splendid security — the Hollands' Barrington es- tate. Ver. Heavens! How did you manage that ? Riv. Finesse. Ver. Capital, capital. Riv. Y'es, and income too. Ha, ha, ha. Ver. We must lind out just how their means are invested. But how to do it is the question. I; IV. The answer to which is here. {Handing him [iiijier.) Ver. What is this? Riv. Simply a .schedule of the .secui-ities in which Mrs. Holland has her fortune. Vel. The devil ! Riv. Precisely, signor. Pie is ze agent I emjiloy in these leetle affairs. Ver. Pah ! AVere it n<;>t for the sacred cause I have in hand, my heart and soul would cry out against this bitter scheme ; but, as it is Riv. As it is ? V. I will do anything; suH'cr anything, even the degradation of mas(|iici'adiiig as the valet of such a thing as yoa! Riv. {Smiliiii/ sardoiiindly.) My best thanks to the Signor. V. Y'ou under.stand. I wmild biiiiiiliatc this woman and her family. R. Y'es, yes, yes. I understand with matlu-ina- tical accuracy, Signor. The first step to humil- iation is poverty, eh ? V. Yes. R. Poverty begets temptation — dilliiulty, eh ? V. That is it. R. Difhculty ojiens ze door for tlie bestowal of favors. V. Precisely. R. And acceptance of favors puts them in our power. V. Devil! R. Thanks. V. Your logic is perfect. Go on, you shall not want for money. R. {aside.) Dear sainted Sir Hugh. V. But mark me, Rivelli, no tricks : I have but a sin;j;lo object in view. You are my instrument for tlie accomplishment of that alone. If you alj;i,-"e interfere with anything so entertaining. F. ('iside.) She's softening. (^1 pause.) ('. (aside.) It's just contemiitibie in him to stick it out in this fashion. F. Ha, ha, ha. It's very amusing, I declare. C. Sir, I? F. No ; the Tory debate in the House of Com- mons. (lie buries himself in his newspaper.) C. Oh. (amle.) I wonder if be thinks he can fool me that way. (She buries herself in Iter embroidery.) (A pause.) C. Tut, tut ; it's too [lerplexing ! F. I? C. No, this stich. Pray go on with your de- spatches, (aside.) Hail him there. F. Oh. (aside.) Little fiend ! (A jiause.) C. You know very well that is was mean in you to, steal in and listen to wdiat I said to Olive. F. (aside.) Thank goodness ! I was on the point of knocking under" (aloud.) (Jpon my word, I came upon you quite by accident, and then, wdien I heard you so accurately describing your own treatment of me, I couldn't choose but listen. C. I nevei- treated you that way .... F. Indeed vou have. Snubbed me to distraction. Don't you" remember . . . . ? (He crosses.) C. It isn't at all necessarv for you to sit so close, Mr. Holland. F. Oh, excuse me, Miss Marigold. Will that do? C. That's better. F. Surely you remember the innumerable occa- sions when you have cut me off short in the mid- dle of my most ardent protestations, when . . . C. You had no business to make ardent protes- tations . ■ (aside.) The dear fello^ ! F. Not when I .... ? C. Ahem. I beg pardon. What about Comet ? This is the day, isn't it ? F. Now there you go again. Just when I was going to say something poetical you ask me about the races. ' It's maddening, Cecily .... C. Ah — I beg pardon .... F. I mean Miss Marigold. C!an't a'fellow descant on the affections without being brought up with a round turn .... C. "Brought up with a round turn ! " Now there's a poetical plirase for you ! Ugh ! Besides, who ever heard of a square turn ? F. It's your fault ; you're enough to turn a chap gray ! ^ C. Thank you, Mr. Holland .... F. AVith your enchanting witcheries, eh ? C. Oh, that's better, (aside.) I could hug him when he talks like that. F. As to the races, they are over by this, I sup- pose. I'm expecting a telegram every moment. I sent Hopkins down and he'll telegraph me direct from the tield, so I shall soon be out of misery on that score. But as to the other mat- ter .... C. The aflections . . . • F. Precisely. You seem determined to keep me perennially on the anxious bench. c F. C. F. C. I don't comprehend wliat I have to do with it, I'm sure. C. No ? Then I'll explain. To begin with I'm a fellow who does nothing by halves .... C. So I should suppose. F. [aside.) Now what the deuce does slie mean by that? (aloxid.) If— if— I like a girl— er— I like her .... C. Surprising ! F. (oxide.) More covert satire ! [aloud.) Now . . ■ I — er — like you .... C. Therefore .... F. I like you. Extraordinary ! What ? The fact or the logic ? Both. Go on. Well, it's particularly hard on such a fellow wdien a girl is continua'Uy making game of him. It's dispiriting, you know. G. Yes? [aside.) I've got him where I want him. F. It is, indeed. And besides, it isn't always safe for the girl. C. Eh! F. [af^ide.) I think I have her nicely, [aloud.) Fact I assure you. You remember the fairy tale of the Lady oi the Valley Beautiful ? C. No. Do tell it to me. F I'm not good at rhetorical flourishes, but the pith of the'story is that there was once a beauti- ful lady who lived in the Valley Beautiful and who, of course, had many admirers. But the most devoted among them was a knight who had nothing to oiler but a strong arm and the devo- tion of an honest heart .... C. Enough for any woman .... F You think so? Well, the Knight was so de- voted that he finally won the love of the lady, but she was by nature a coquette ; You know what a coquette is, I suppose ? C. Coquette, CoqiicUa - — f Oh yes, made of chopped chicken, isn't it? F. Cecily ! C. Sir ! F. Beg pardon,— ilfes Marigold. C. -Vh. F. As I was saying, the lady loved to dally and tantalize and play with her adorer, just like- er —a kitten with a mouse .... C. Or a spider with a fly ... . F. Or C. Never mind the similes ; go on with the story. F. But the true-hearted Knight continued his suit .... C. Quite right in him. F. You think so ? Q Yes that is — it ims all right in a fairv tale. Fairy tales are such mediicval things, you know, and mediaeval people had such queer ideas. You see what I mean? F. [a.wl.e.) I think I do. [aloud.) Tlie Knight, as I was saying, continued his suit. He plead his cause with eloquence with ardor C. How jolly ! F. For him ? C. No ; for her. F. Ah. He poured out his love in verses . . . C. Delightful ! F. And made no end of sonnets to her eye- brow .... L. Had she only one ? F. No, she had one ovei- each eye, but a sonnet could only hold one at a time. C. Oh, I see. F. So did she ; but all the same she remained adamant .... C. That was hard .... F. And is so still. Well, so it went on till at last he took to serenading her nightly. C. Huw romantic ! F. Yes, and rheumatic too. C. What, for:,her ? F. No, for him. 0. Oh. F. AVell, it at last it conquered .... C. The romance ? F. No, the rheumatism. He dropped the guitar from his hands and took the catarrh on his chest .... C. That's vile ! F. The catarrh ? C. No, the pun. F. Yes, all puns are. To resume, the Knight be- came ill, but still the Lady of the Viilley Beauti- ful gave no sign, tliough she loved him, mind you, all the time. C. Of course. Any fool might know that . . . F. Ahem .... C. That is . . in . . a fairy tale. F. Then, when he got well he renewed, his suit, but she hesitated to say yes. C. Then he asked a second time and .... F. Nothing of the kind. He immediately married a wealthy widow who lived on the hili. C. Tlie brute ! F. The widow ? C No, the Knight. F. But what about the Lady of the Valley Beau- tiful ? C. She was just like other women, — like to be wooed. F. Oh, she was, was she? C. That is — in — a — er fairy tale .... F. And so, if I should find a Lady of the Valley Beautiful, and make love to her and write verses ^nd make sonnets .... ' C. To both her eyebrows, please .... F. Yes, to both her eyebrows. And serenaile her .... C. Oh yes, I'm .so fond of music on the night air .... F. Youf C. That is— oh !— [C. jumps up emharassed and runs out at left. F. tries to stop her but fails.) F. (sofas.) Bewitching little creature ! (A sudden knock at the door. C.) Ha I ('ome in. [A servant hands in a telegram, and exit.) F. [solus.) Ha! From Hopkins ! I'm absolutely sure that Covtet must have won, but— how a fel- low's hand shakes sometimes ! There's so much at .stake. But of course it's a sure thing, Pshaw ! This is womanish ! 13 [Hi' nvoltilelii opens h'lcgi'din nml xUiiix.) Great Heaven ! "Comet has lust by a iiei-k." Mv iiiotlier! How am I to tell Iwr f ' Oh fool, fool, fool! ( Enter R, Mrs. Holland leaning on Olive's arm.) O. I'm sure yo u'll feel I>etter soon, mamma. You had best sit here for a while ; you are hardly fit for exercise to-day. Mrs. H. No, I am weaker than 1 thought, dear. {Frothingham piishes chair for her.) Thanks, Frothingham ; I scarcely expected to lind you here at this hour. F. No . . I— I . . Mrs. H. Ah. What is the matter my son? You loolc pale -tro\ihled. F. Oh nothing, - nothing, I assure you. I was up late last night, and — and .... O. ((iside.) What can have happened ? Mrs H. But there is something. Ha ! That let- ter in your hand, — a telegram, — it is a telegram. Something is the matter. You cannot deceive me even if you would. Speak ; I have learned to bear so much that your news can hardly make me worse. What has happened ? F. Do not ask .... Mrs. H. I demand to know. F. Comet .... O. Has lost ? F. Has lost. Mrs. H. Oh ! O- Give her a glass of water. Jlrs. H. No. I need nothing. See, I am strong, strong. I — I — had hoped tliat we should have .saved something out of the wreck of our proper- ty ; but now, even that remnant must go. After all, it is only a matter of accounting. Do not grieve. O- My poor mother ! (a-nde.) The sacrifice is mine ! F. Believe me, mother, I am overwhelmed with sorrow. What ^ould you have me do ? Mrs. H. Pay your losses like a man and a gentle- man. The honor of your father's name mu.st never know a taint. I thank heaven that though our fortune has crumbled away like ashes, we are still able to pay cent per cent. The cash im deposit with Du Barry & Co., is.still untouched and will meet your losses. Hand me that cheque- book. F. Alas ! Mother, I cannot bear .... Mrs. H. Be good enough to oblige me ; thank you. Now take pen and i«iper and foot up the amount. Come, I am weak. Be quick, my son. (Froth seali himself at table and makes hasty memo- randa. Mrs. H. prepares to write out a cheque.) 0. (a»ide to Mrs. H.) How can I help you mam- ma ? Mrs. H. My dear child, you are powerless except O- (aside.) And that one way is worse to me than death, {aloud.) 1 will trj' to do my best- Mrs. H. If you try, you will succeed; those who really ti'y always do. F. [rising and handing paper to Mrs. JI.) There is the terrible truth, mother. I must face it, though it cuts me to the soul. Mrs. H. Thank heaven that honor still remains in one way. If you choose that way, your power is nearly immeasurable. (writing cheque.) F. It will absorb nearly the entire balance at Du Barry's Mrs. H. Yes. But let us be grateful that we have the balance there to draw upon. My, signiture to this little piece of paper makes it as good as bank notes or gold. There my son .... (hands him cheque.) F. This means penury .... Mrs. H. This means honesty. Go. The voice of Dr. Briggs is heard, from without : No, never mind announcing me. I must go in at once. O. Ah! The doctor .... (Enter hastily at hack. Dr. Br'iggs.) Dr. B. Ah ! Olive my child ; Frothingham ; my dear Mrs. Holland .... F. What is it, doctor ? You look flustered Mrs. H. For heaven's sake, doctor, speak I Is there any new disaster? Dr. B. My dear friend, are you able to bear a piece of most unwelcome intelligence ? Mrs. H. I am able to bear anything except sus- pense. Speak. Dr. B. I hardly dare to ; and yet — and j'et you must know. I beg you to fortify yourself for bad news. O. In mercy*be quick. Dr. B. T)u Barry & Co. have just failed for two millions. Mrs. H. (partly rising.) Qih.'Res,w&a.\ And — and — the depositors ? Dr. B. Will receive nothing. F. (staring wildly at the cheque in his hand.) Worth- less! {Mrs. H. utters a cry and swooms in her chair.) 0. (falling on her knees at centre.) It must be done. (Dr. B. leans over Mrs. H., feels her pulse, then hasti- ly draws a syphon-jar from his coat-tail pocket and plays llie contents over her. Quick curtain. DR. B. 0. # * T. ♦ * MRS. H. END OF ACT SECOND. 14 ^GT ZII Quartfrs of the "Count CavalU," in New York. One of a snite of ajiartmi'nts. Boorwat/s right and left, lead- ing to onnminiiniting rooms. At back a snsh window- door, ( practicable) leading to balcony without. A atr- tained alcove at left back. One or two works of art on easels. An ottoman near centre of room. A small table at right with decanter of loine and glasses. Chimney place with fire at right. An easy chair in front of it. Lighted lamps on table. As the curtain rises, Rivelli is in the act of pouring out a gla^s of wine, which he drinks before speaking. E. {solus.) What apower is money ! A ujanmav struggle all liis life iorfame, and perhaps— if he is very lucky— he will get a complimentary epitaph on his tombstone. But with money, he is a king at the start. AsTonio Rivelli I am a lai-key, with great aspira- tions^and a deep grudjre ; as the Count Cavalli, with tlie late lamented Sir Hugh's millions at my back, I bend events to my liking. It is my will to ruin the family of Holland, and the fam"- ily of Holland is accordingly ruined. The son bets heavily on the right horse ; by a judicious expenditure of money, the jockey is induced to lose the race by a neck, and the son loses a for- tune as the result. The daughter would fain mar- ry according to her own wishes; I apply my little wand of Midas, and she marries according to mine. The Signora needs money on lier estate, I advance it and ze estate is in my power ; she places her funds with the Vianking" house of Du Barry, not knowing that the firm is my debtor to an enormous amount; good ; I call my loan at sight, the firm cannot respond, I sell mv security and bankrupt the linn ; the Signora loses a for- tune as the result. Ha, ha, ha. Money ! money ! And do you think. Master Kustace Vernon that it is for you I do this vat you c«ll "bitter busi- ness?" No, it is rtf/ai/is* you. You think I would marry this Miss Holland so that you can then tell her and her mother the truth— that I am but a paid lackey. That you can crush them beneath their humiliation. That you can avenge the wrongs of Sir Hugh Calvert upon tliis whole fam- ily. You little know that this girl is y(nir ideal, —your Stella,— for who.se welfare you "would wil- lingly lay down your life ; — whose features you have painted on your canvas in Rome ! It i.s ze irony of fate. Master Vern(jn I You ou<-e struck me, me, on ze face with your riding-wliip. Ze scar is yet here, and it burns me even as I think ! I have learned to wait— for my revenge. It will come ven i ])resent you to your ideal as my wife J Ha, lia, ha. My wife ! Made my wife by your own intrif ne,— by your own money ! Ha, ha, ha. 'Tis as good as a stage-piece. Zese people are my puppets - all— ; Vernon with his artistic sense, the Signora with her family pride,— the Docteur with his patents, poor old fool (-1 knock at left.) Ah. Come in. (Enter L, Dr. Briggs.) An unexpected happiness. Be seated my dear Docteur. Dr. B. My dear Count, my visit can scai-cely be termed hajipiness, seeing that my news is bad. R. So ! The Signora is ill ? Dr B. In mind -very. The fact is, Count, a se- ries of financial disasters has comjjletely jiros- trated her. It is as though some evil achitis liad taken charge of the destinies of the family R. But how could there bean evil genius to so ex- cellent a family ? It is impossil)le that any (mc could wish them aught but good. Dr. B. To your kind heart it doubtless appearjj so ; as indeed it does to mine. It is realiy in- comprehensible. Mrs. Holland is ... . R. So kind ; so charming ; so free Irom every de- fect and . .' . . Dr. B. And Olive so sweet and .... R. Ah ! I dare not tru.st myself to .speak of lier, till I can call her my wife. Dr B. In that matter, my dear sir, you have my hearty sympathy, as you well know. R. Of course tlu-n I shall be in a position to do much which etiquette would forbid me even to suggest now. Dr. B. ( >f course. I think that ( Hive's scruples are only maidenly, and she will now, I think, see the wisdom of yielding to a suit wliich so honors the family. R. And you say tliere has been a succession of misfortunes? Dr. B. As you know, Frothingham has lost a for- tune on Comet . . ' . R. Ah yes, I am aware. Unfortunately, in a mere moment of frolic, I made him a leetle wager on ze hor.se,— only a small part of his loss, however. I really thought he was sure to win. Comet was the favorite against the field. Dr. B. Yes, it's incomjirehensible, unless tlir jocky has been tampered with R. What! You mean to tell me that .such a thing is possible ! I am shocked continually to note the want of morality in your American sporting circles. Why, my dear sir, in Europe suili a piece of villany woulcl be found out and punished to the extent of severity. Suiji a thing would be impossible with ns ! Dr. B. I am sorry to admit that with us, such ras- cality does sometimes occur. R. Tut, tut, tut. Dr. B. What we are at present concerned about, is the fact that tlie race is lost. Mrs. Hollond was already seriously embarassed by the crash in Western railroad shares, and has had hard work to save Frothingham from discreditable failure. But, worst of all, has come the suspension of Du Barry & Co. \The entire available funds of the family are on deposit with the firm, and I call- not allow myself to even guess at the conse- cjuence. R. What! Du Barry failed! Hsavens ! I haf all my surplus with him ! Dr. B. My dear sir, I aui aghast ! R. This is bad news indeed, I fear it shall press me in the matter of that leetle mortgage vich I hold .... Dr. B. Good Gracious! Count, I hope not. I count rather upon your aid than upon your dc- manils. R. Ob, I shall do my best. Of course, if I marry it will alter ze aspect of aflairs. In that case I shall present the mortgage to my wife, you understood ? Dr. B. (aside.) That settles it. Olive ?mts< accept him ((ili)iitl.) Yes, C^omil I qiiitf uiin are rii^lit. K. Yi!U can see that action iim.st be iiiiniediate. Dr. 15. Yes, yes. I see. If tlie present clitBciilty can be tirled over I believe tlie future is secure- Mrs. Holland has one certain means of retriev- ing her fortunes. R. Ha! Dr. B. Yes. My ])ateiits. You know she has a larg;e interest in them, R. (aitide.) 1 breathe freely. (atronizes meashis inferior, — who has educated me only that I may the more keenly feet my humiliation ? For the man who uses me as the worthless instrument of his own revenge ? Malediction ! We shall see. Your spear is a boomerang, jMaster Yernon ; it shall return to wound yourself— even unto death. Ah! ( The voice of Vernon, off H. is heard calling ■'Rivelli") I do not want him to question me till I get my letter written. He shall not find uie here. {Exit Rivelli hastily at R. V. E Eriter Vernon at R. I. E.) V. {solus.} Not here! I thought I heard him. Ah well, perhaps it's not to be regretted. _ That man's manner has something in it tliat is not soothing to a soul already full of temjiest. Bah ! What a cold draught from somewhere. Ah ! the balcony window is not quite closed. (He c/o.vf.5 and securely bolts the window door.) There's a feeling of snow in the air to-night, and it's groAving colder. (.'1 sound of idnd and rain without.) Yes, there comes the sleet; it's a fitting ac- conipaniaient to my thoughts, a fitting back- ground to the work of this Kivelli. I wonder wliereheis. It's important 1 should learn the exact state of afl'airs. (Calh.) Rivelli, Rivelli. {Exit Vemmi, R. I. E.) ( The sound of ina-eaaing storm heard from without. A hard knocking is heard at the balcony wmrfow.) " Dr. B. (from the balcony.) Count, I sav Count, let me in. (There is a pau.w, during irhieh luiil and wind are heard milhout.) Dr, B. (from the balcony.) Count Cavalli, wliere the deuce are you ? It's raining cats and pup- pies out here. For heaven's sake, open the win- dow. (He shakes window violently.) (Another pause and increasing sounds of storm.) Dr. B. {from the balcony.) I say, I am drenched to the skin. Let me in. {•Sounds of storm increase.) Dr. B. (from the balcony ) Murder! Helj)! Thieves! Let me in. {Tlie sounds of stonri continue at intervals during the remainder of the Act- [Re-enter at R. I. E. Vernon.) V. (.wlus.) Gone! But where? His caiiacity for mischief (^an,always be trusted, but I dare not give him too free a rein. He seems very de- voted to my cause, and yet there is a sardonic tone about his words which stings me at times, like a whip. He appears to revel in the details of this scheme of ruin, which to nie is utterly revolting. Wcnild to heaven thei-e were some way to keep my promise to my dead benefa-^- tor without resorting to the methods of the midnight assassin ! I feel like the bandit in whose ears must ring the cry of his victim — Dr. B. (heard from the bedcony.) Murder! Mur- der! Theives! Robbers! V. Ha ! Oh ! Great Heavens ! What was that ! (A pause.) Faugh ! my imagination is strained. My brain is on fire. What a fool I am ! ( Warming his Itands before the fire.) Ah, it's a good niglit to be within doors. (Pounding heard on the balcony.) AVhat was that ? I could have sworn I heard a knocking somewhere. I suppose it was the wind. The storm seems to be settling down to work in earnest. Let me think quietly (seated in arm chair.) for a few minutes. Dr. B. {from balcony.) Murder ! Help ! Thieves ! Let me in. V. {springing up.) Surely this is no delusion. Dr. B. {from balcony.) Let me in ! I'm frozen ' soaked ! It's doing everything at once out here. Let me in. V. Where are you? Dr. B, On the balcony. V. (going to balcony window and raising shades.) TIVio are you ? Dr. B. Oh ! I'm a sponge ! Let me in for the love of heaven ! ( ]^ernon opens window and admits Dr. B. who is soaked with rain and -covered vrith snow. His hat is over his ears and mashed in.) Dr. B. {struggling to get his hat off so that he can see.\ Coimt Cavalli, this is the most extraordin- 16 ai y treatment — Oh I wlio are you ? V. I, sir, am — Dr. B. Oh yes, I see ; you're the Count's servant. I remember your face. V. Yes sir, I-I-am-the Count's servant, (aside.) But I came near forgetting it. (aloud.) You sir, are, I think. Dr. Briggs ? Dr. B. I !('o,s Dr. Brigcrs ; I am now a mass of pulp ! Look at me ; look at me, sir. Soaked ! Drenched ! Literally taken up in solution ! It's the most extraordinary experience I ever had m my life. 1 go to tiie balcony to test the value of my new apparatus for registering moisture — V. (touching him.) Did you say moisture ? Dr. B. (taking off Ids necktie and wringing it out.) Yes sir, moiAure. The Count locks me out and leaves the room. I get intere.sted in the opera- tion of my invention, and the first thing I know I am out in a blizzard — a regular Dakota bliz- zard ! The machine works splendidly till — V. Is that the machine ? Dr. B. That «'o,v the machine. It is now a wreck ! It burst its bulb in the vain attempt to register the moisture fast enough. V. (laughing.) Upon my word. Doctor, you do look a little disorganized. Dr. B. Don't laugh at me, sir. You forget your place. V. (angrily.) Sir, you'll oblige me by not using that tone to me. I'm not used — (aside.) Ssh ! I am forgetting , true enough. Dr. B. Insolent I A valet ! V. (with an humble manner.) I-I-craVe your par- don, Signor-I for the moment, as it were — pray excuse me. Dr. B. Look at that hat ! (He runs ]iis Iiand through the crown.) V. If you will step this way, I can perhaps find some change of clothing for you till yoii can at least reach your own quarters, sir. Dr. B. Very good. I shall certainly be glad to get anything that's dry. (emde.) If I only had had one of Canon Ashton's sermons now ! (Exeunt R. I. E. Dr. B. and Vernon. A moment later, enter, at K. U. H., Rivelli, with an open letter in his hand.) R. (solus.) It is written now, and once having been put down in black and white, there is less chance of an alteration of our plans, (glancing at letter.) I think I haf made myself plain to the iSgnora; and, even were circumstance difl'erent, I am quite sure she desires to have her daughter known as Countess. The dream will have a rather abrupt awakening. Ha, ha. But that is not my responsibility. Signor Vernon must answer ze awkward questions ; tis I who shall be the bridegroom of his cherished ideal ; / who shall possess her! Vat you say to that Rivelli? Is there nothing in the thought of that except a gratified revenge ? Pah ! She is beautiful ; I am but a man ! Yes, yes — Tonio ! Tonio Rivelli ! Your pulse grows t(jo quick for your purposes. Stop ! Be calm ! Calm ! You can u:ait ! You must wait for love— as for revenge. "(But 1 would not wait Ifjng ! No ! I would be queeck ! Ah ! Signor. (Enter, R. I. E., Vernon.) V. Rivelli, I ihave sought you in vain. Where have yon been ? Surely you were not out in this storm ? R. No, Signor, I was in the smoking-room, writ- ing. V. 1 believe that is the only place where I didn't look for you. R. I regret not to have heard the Signor. V. What do you mean by your extraordinary treatment of Dr. Briggs ? R. Dr. Briggs 1 (going towards balcony .) Oh! He stepped on to ze balcony and I forget him and leave ze room. V. Oh, you needn't look there. I have brought him in and have put him in the next room to dry. R. But why did he stay out? I left open ze win- dow. V. AVell, now that you mention it, I believe I fastened the window myself. It was. so wretch- edly draughty here. R. Oh, the poor docteur ! Ha, ha, ha. V. He didn't find it a laughing matter. 1 have fixed him u]) with some of my iraps, but I fear the fit is far from perfect. R. / had best assume the responsibility, Signor ; and I will send for a cab, and accomijany him home, by way of amends. Meanwhile, I will despatch this letter vich I haf just written to the Signora Holland. I am bringing matters to a rapid crisis, Signor. V. I am not sure that it's not too rajjid. What do you propose ? R. Matrimony. V. True. That was //;;/ proposition. But you don't mean ((/ oncef R. At once. There is no time like the pre.sent, especially for trifiing affairs. Ha, ha, ha, V. Rivelli, I believe your heart is steel. R. No, only iron. On my honor, Signor, only iron. V. And how will you accomplish this ? R. By giving them the choice of evils. It is I or ruin. I think they will choose me. Ruin, you know, is so uncompromising a ruffian ; while I — well really I am not so bad, eh? (poses.) V. Fiend ! R. Thanks. V. And you first dig the pit for them, and then compel them to accept you as their deliverer I R. You have a remarkably clear head for logic, Signor. V. Man ! Man ! R. Thanks. A moment ago I was a fiend ; now a man. Doubtless you shall call me Angel uj>on ze next outburst of emotion. Ha, ha, ha. V. I am in no mood for jesting. What is the present condition of alfairs ? R. The fortune of the Holland family has ceased to exist. V. All? R. All. Disapjieared, vanished, evaporated into thin air. I obtained control of everything but the cash, and dis])osed of that by breaking the bank in which it was deposited. It is as easy as the step of the last waltz, ven once one kiKjws how to do it. Ha, ha, ha. V. By heavens ! It's pitiable- I can go no fur- ther — R. Pardon me if I suggest that there does not apjiear to be much further to go. V. Vc^ ; yiiu wimld luurry tlic daujiliter and break lier heart: II. As if iiiarryin;4 /?«■ cciuld (In Unit ! A woniaii'w heart is niiieh less easy to hreak tliaii a bank. It's <-lrculiition is less e.xteivlad. Ha, ha, lia. V. But I tell you I shall not permit it. I eannut ruin the lives of these ])eoijie. U. Oh no ; be uierriful. I would. The Signora was so merciful to Sir Hugh ! V. True. You say true, Rivelli. She was inhu- man to him ; she did not spare him. R. No. V. Slie deliberately wrecked liis hajipiness. R. She did. V. She trampled under her feet tlie a|)peals of tlie man who loved her with the sole devotion of his life. R. Ay ! with scorn she trampled tliern ! y. And yet — R. And yet? V. My soul revolts at tills retaliation, Man! Do you not see how 1 seek to ext'use myself from this horrible task ? Yet you give me no encour- agement. You goad me on to evil. If I speak of Mrs. Holland's cruelty, you accentuate each word ; if I suggest clemency, you sneer. By . heavens ! I think I could kill you. R. Do so ; and [irove again the ingratitude of those who are faithfully served. I do your bid- ding ; work out your own scheme ; help you to keep your own solemn vow. And for that you would kill me ! Well ! I can die. V. Forgive me Rivelli. You see I am nearly mad. When you speak of my vow you recall my solemn obli.L'ation to the dead. You know well how to touch the right chord. I shall carry- out the work of my benefactor to the bitter end. Go on ; finish the business; but for the love of heaven be quick. R. Aha ! Spoken like yourself, Signor. I .shall not lag ; trust me for that. V. There is but one thing I desire. I have never seen the face of this Miss Holland. You mast contrive for me to do so. R. {fjuicMy.) Oh, no, no, no, no. It^ would not do. It-it might unnerve you. [aside.) most likely it would ! V. But— R. I tell you, Signor, it would never do. You would ri.sk the success of the whole enterprise. You would imagine she was pale — interesting, perhaps. Your heart would misgive you. (aside.) What could have put such a troublesome notion into his head? V. Is she beautiful ? R. Quite the reverse. She is very coarse — a red- faced, strongly built creature. Most uninterest- ing, I assure you. V. Her figure ? R. Embonpoint in all the wrong places ! V. Her hair? R. Straight — and very thin at the parting. V. Her eyes ? R. Her eye.s-ah-let me think. I never could quite tell their color because of lier dreadful squeent. V. Squint! R. Oh, terrible ! And, on my honor, her com- plexion is very like an ancient tomato. To think of marrying an an<'ient tomato ! V. Ye gods! R. Ve.s. service ha, ha. And you (juestion my devotion to your ' Oh ingratitude ! ingratitude ! Ha, V. Ah, 'tis well fnr you to laugh ; I cannot do so- I do not think that I shall ever laugh again. R. My dear Signor, your liver is out of order. Take a graiu of calomel a day for three days; and meanwhile I shall marry the lady Believe me, your dose will be the ]ileasanter of the two. Ha, ha, ha. (goes io wiudoir.) Still .storuiing. I must despatch my letter, and you may expect great news to-morrow. Courage ! ye, from my soul, you are right. But let us not talk of that now. I wish to aid you if I can, ,i but to do so I nuist know the truth. I am used to the world and understand its ways. You must tell uie the truth. Is the man who deserted you — really- your liusband ? Ah. Pardon me. You flush. I do not mean to wound you. I want to aid you, that is all. S. (with dignity.) Signor, he is my husband- wedded to me by a priest of our Holy Church. You would smile ! 'Tis always so. But you shall see I haf not forgot my proofs. I pray you read. (She draws from her bosom a small document and , liands it to Vernon.) ' V. (glancing at the signature.) Ah ! Father Man- oini, of the Madonna Speciosa. Yes, yes, I know him well. And he married you. Let me see. (He glances back to the lop of the paper and reads.) "To the Faithful, greeting. Know ye that in accordance with the Rites of the Holy Catholic and Apostolic (.'hurch, I have this day duly united in the solemn bonds of " ( Vernon suddenly breaks off, as he hears a noi.-n: off Right.) Ha! some one is coming. Where can I jiut you? At tills hour of the night you must not be found here. S. Signor ! I do not understand. "V. There is no time to explain. The world, Stella, is merciless in its judgments, and always assumes the worst. Take this till a more con- venient moment. (He hands her the certificate.) Pshaw ! where shall I put you ? Ah ! this way, quickly. It will do for an emergency. I wont keep you there very long. (He draws back the curtain at alcove. Left,, back.) S. Ah ! Signor. (/S7)t' ha. place your hat in public resorts that I set to work to meet the want. In a thea- tre a man puts his hat between his feet; by and by somebody has to reach seats in the same row, and away rolls hi.s hat into the perspective. It's not MO bad for the ladies ; they keep their hats on and rtnly inconvenience a dozen or so who sit behind and can't see over them. But for a man the dithculty is a personal one, and therefore disagreeable, This rack of none iiiuv be aii])lied anywhere. I took it this morning intending to attach it to the jiew in the church, but there was so much to do that I forgot all about it. Its operation is so simple that— Ah, I hoar the carriage. I must hurry down to assist Mrs. Holland. (Erii hastily at L. Dr. Briggs.) V. {■•'olus.) So. This man's mind is busy with hat-racks and patent toys, while for me the crisis of a lifetime is at hand. His brain teems with notions of sjirings and spirals and svphons while mine reels as though the universe were rocking at its base ! My nerves are unsteadv; mv triumph is so magnificent that I scarce know "how to face it. I am a fool I must conquer this weakness. Ha! 1 hear them coming. I will wait until the whole party is together. Then, then ! (Exit Vernon Right.) { Voice of Dr. B. of Left. : "Yoa will feel better soon I am sure.") (Enter, Left, Dr. B. and Mrs. H.) Mrs. H. Thank you doctor. I am better already ; the air has revived me. I thought I should .suf- focate in the chapel. Dr. B. Yes, yes, I saw you were overcome. Pray sit here, dear Mrs. Holland. (He places arm chair.) Mrs. H. My nerves were overstrained, you know, and— dear Olive looked so lovely and so pale- so very pale! And to think of her being really married— and so brilliantly ! It all seemed like a dream, and everything— tlie stained windows, the vestments, the solemn tones of the organ,— ran together in a confused ma.ss of color and sound and -and -I think I should have fainted if you had not gotten me out. It was very good of you. Dr. B. You know how glad I always am to serve you. It did indeed seem almost incredible, when the benediction was pronounced and Olive was really the Countess Cavalli ! Dear me ! how strangely things fall out in this world ! Mrs. H. Strangely iiuleed. But come, there must be no long faces today ; the bridal party will be here in a moment. Ah ! Listen to the chimes. How merrily they ring! One might almost imagine that there was no sin or sorrow in the 21 world. Ah ! my dear I'hild. May she always be hai)py. Forgive me, doctor. A mother's heart, you know. ' Dr. B. Madam, in this world there is nothing more sacred. I {Looking off L.) Yes, Frothinsham and Cecily lea