hh IMUIO ! HI wMkRi HH Hfiift m wm m m Warn HMMEMHMtu %& *, *, o. W v N o5 -U cr . - - - - V c 3> / V A^ ; /% ^ ^ \ & >, * -* *>-, cP- * *> c> v - ,0o < * ff 1 A " C- V * '++ V* o. • "• " .A o x ^ ^ : *. tf V A v V, ^ : ^ V *" •% CURIOSITIES OF CIVILIZATION CURIOSITIES OF CIVILIZATION. EEPEISTED FROM THE QUARTERLY" & "EDINBURGH" REVIEWS. EY ANDREW WYNTER, M.D. SECOND EDITION. LONDON: ROBERT HARDWICKE, 192, PICCADILLY, AND ALL BOOKSELLEKS. The Right of Translation it reserved.'} TO THE READEK, The following Essays have been reprinted from the pages of the Quarterly and Edinburgh Reviews, with the kind permission of their proprietors. It may be necessary, however, to state that, with the exception of the paper on the " Mortality in Trades and Professions," which was published in the Edinburgh Review of January, 1860, the whole of them have appeared in the Quarterly Review during the last six years. The date of each essay is given in the list of contents ; but, where necessary, corrections have been made, so as to bring each article up to the knowledge of the present day. A. W. COLEEERNE COURT, OLD BroMPTON, August, 1860. CONTENTS. PAGE. ADVERTISEMENTS (1855) 1 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS ...(1855) 53 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS (1855) 93 RATS (1857) 128 LUNATIC ASYLUMS (1857) 150 THE LONDON COMMISSARIAT (1854) 200 WOOLWICH ARSENAL (1858) 245 shipwrecks ,...(1858) 288 LODGING, FOOD, AND DRESS OF SOLDIERS (1859) 325 THE ELECTRIC TELEGRAPH (1854) 349 FIRES AND FIRE INSURANCE (1855) 401 THE POLICE AND THE THIEVES (1856) 451 MORTALITY IN TRADES AND PROFESSIONS (1860) 499 ADVERTISEMENTS. It is our purpose to draw out, as a thread might be drawn from some woven fabric, a continuous line of advertisements from the newspaper press of this country, since its establishment to the present time ; and, by so doing, to show how distinctly, from its dye, the pattern of the age through which it ran is represented. If we follow up to its source any public insti- tution, fashion, or amusement, which has nourished during a long period of time, we can gain some idea of our national progress and development ; but it strikes us that in no manner can we so well obtain at a rapid glance a view of the salient points of generations that have passed, as by consulting those small voices that have cried from age to age from the pages of the press, declaring the wants, the losses, the amusements, and the money-making eagerness of the people. As we read in the old musty files of papers those naive an- nouncements, the very hum of bygone generations seems to rise to the ear. The chapman exhibits his quaint wares ■ the mountebank capers again upon his stage ; we have the living portrait of the highwayman flying from justice ; we see the old china auctions thronged with ladies of quality with their attendant negro boys, or those " by inch of candlelight" forming many a Schalken-like picture of light and shade ; or, later still, we have Hogarthian sketches of the young bloods who swelled of old along the Pali-Mall. We trace the moving panorama of men and manners up to our own less demonstrative but more B 2 ADVERTISEMENTS. earnest times; and all these cabinet pictures are the very daguerreotypes cast by the age which they exhibit, not done for effect, but faithful reflections of those insignificant items of life and things, too small, it would seem, for the generalizing eye of the historian, however necessary to clothe and fill in the dry bones of his history. The English Jlercurie of 1588, which professes to have been published during those momentous days when the Spanish Armada was hovering and waiting to pounce upon our southern shores, contains, among its items of news, three or four book advertisements, and these would undoubtedly have been the first put forth in England were that newspaper genuine. Mr. Watts, of the British Museum, has, however, proved that the several numbers of this journal to be found in our national library are gross forgeries, and, indeed, the most inexperienced eye in such matters can easily see that neither their type, paper, spelling, nor composition are much more than one, instead of upwards of two centuries and a half old. Newspapers, in the strict sense of the word — that is, publications of news appear- ing at stated intervals, and regularly paged on — did not make their appearance until the latter end of the reign of James I. The Weekely Xeices, published in London in 1622, was the first publication which answered to this description j it contained, however, only a few scraps of foreign intelligence, and was quite destitute ot advertisements. The terrible contest of the suc- ceeding reign was the hotbed which forced the press of this country into sudden life and extraordinary vigour. Those who have wandered in the vaults of the British Museum and con- templated the vast collection of jDolitical pamphlets and the countless Mercuries which sprang full armed, on either side of the quarrel, from the strong and earnest brains which wrought in that great political trouble, will not hesitate to discover, amidst the hubbub of the Rebellion, the first throes of the press of England as a political power. At such a time, when March- mont Xeedham fell foul with his types of Sir John Birkenhead and the court party which he supported, with as heavy a hand and as dauntless a will as Cromwell hurled his Ironsides at the ADVERTISEMENTS. 3 Cavaliers at Naseby, it is not likely that we should find the press the vehicle to make known the goods of tradesmen, or to offer a reward for stolen horses. The shopkeepers themselves, as well as the nobility, were too hard at it, to avail themselves of this new mode of extending their trade : they had to keep guard over the malignants, to cover the five members with the shield of their arms, to overawe Whitehall, to march to the relief of Gloucester, — objects quite sufficient to account for the fact that the train-bands were not advertisers. After the king's death, however, when the Commonwealth had time to breathe, the people seem to have discovered the use of the press as a means of making known their wants and of giving publicity to their wares. The very first advertisement we have met with, after an active search among the earliest newspapers, relates to a book which is entitled — TEENODIA GEATTTLATOEIA, an Heroick Poem ; being a -*- congratulatory panegyrick for my Lord General's late return, summing up his successes in an exquisite manner. To be sold by John Holden, in the New Exchange, London. Printed by Tho. Newcourt, 1652. This appeared in the January number of the Parliamentary paper Mercurius Pollticus. It is evidently a piece of flattery to Cromwell upon his victories in Ireland, and might have been inserted at the instigation of the great Commonwealth leader himself. Booksellers appear to have been the first to take advantage of this new medium of publicity, and for the obvious reason that their goods were calculated for the readers of the public journals, who at that time must have consisted almost exclusively of the higher orders. From this date to the Bestora- tion the quaintest titles of works on the political and religious views, such as were then in the ascendant, are to be found in the Merciirius Politicus : thus, we have " Gospel Marrow ; " " A few Sighs from Hell, or the Groans of a Damned Soul ; " " Michael opposing the Dragon, or a Fiery Dart .struck through the King- dom of the Serpent." And in the number for September, 1G59, we find an advertisement which seems to bring us face to face with one of the brightest names in the roll of English poets : — b 2 4 ADVERTISEMENTS. CONSIDERATIONS touching the likeliest means to remove Hirelings out of the Church ; wherein is also discours'd of Tithes, Church Fees, Church Bevenues, and whether any maintenance of Ministers can be settled by Law. The author, J. M. Sold by Livewell Cltapman, at the Crown in Pope's Head Alley. In juxtaposition to these illustrious initials we find another advertisement, which is the representative of a class that pre- vailed most extensively at this early time — the Hue and Cry- after runaway servants and lost or stolen horses and dogs. Every generation is apt to praise, like Orlando, "the antique service of the old world ; " but a little excursion into the regions of the past shows us how persistent this cry has been in all ages. Employers who are in the habit of eulogising servants of the " old school," would be exceedingly astonished to find that two hundred years ago they were a very bad lot indeed, as far as we can judge from the advertisements of rewards for the seizure of delinquents of their class. Here is a full-length portrait of apparently a runaway apprentice, as drawn in the Mercurius Politicus of July 1st, 1658 : — IF any one can give notice of one Edward Perry, being about the age of eighteen or nineteen years, of low stature, black hair, fall of pockholes in his face ; he weareth a new gray suit trimmed with green and other ribbons, a light Cinnamon-colored cloak, and black hat, who run away lately from his Master ; they are desired to bring or send word to Tho. Firhy, Stationer, at Gray's inne gate, who will thankfully reward them. It will be observed that the dashing appearance of this runaway apprentice, habited in his gray suit trimmed with green ribbons, and furbished off so spicily with his cinnamon- coloured cloak, is rather marred by the description of his face as "full of pockholes." Unless the reader has scanned the long- list of villanous portraits exhibited by the Hue and Cry in the old papers of the last portion of the seventeenth and first portion of the eighteenth centuries, he can form but a faint conception of the ravages committed by the small-pox upon the population. Every man seemed more or less to have been speckled with " pockholes," and the race must have presented one moving mass of pits and scars. Here, for instance, is a ADVERTISEMENTS. O companion picture to hang with that of Edward Perry, copied from the Mercurius Politicus of May 31st, 1660 : — A Black-haired Maid, of a middle stature, thick set, with big breasts, having her face full marked with the smallpox, calling herself by the name of Nan or Agnes Hobson, did, upon Monday the 28 of May, about six o'Clock in the morning, steal away from her Ladies house in the Pal-mall a mingle-coloured wrought Tabby Gown of Deer colour and white ; a black striped Sattin Gown with four broad bone-black silk Laces, and a plain black-watered French Tabby Gown ; Also, one Scarlet-coloured and one other Pink-coloured Sarcenet Peticoat, and a white watered Tabby Wastcoat, plain ; Several Sarcenet, Mode, and thin black Hoods and Scarfs, several fine Holland Shirts, a laced pair of Cuffs and Dressing ; one pair of Pink-coloured Worsted Stockings, a Silver Spoon, a Leather bag, &c. She went away in greyish Cloth Wastcoat turned, and a Pink-coloured Para- gon upper Peticoat, with a green Tammy under one. If any shall give notice of this person, or things, at one Hopkins, a Shoomaker's, next door to the Vine Tavern, near the Pal-mall end, near Charing Cross, or at Mr. Ostler's, at the Bull Head in Cornhill, near the Old Exchange, they shall be rewarded for their pains. Scarcely a week passes without such runaways being adver- tised, together with a list of the quaint articles of which their booty consisted. At the risk of wearying the reader with these descriptions of the "old-fashioned" sort of servants, we give another advertisement from the Mercurius Politicus of July 1st 1658 :— ANE Eleanor Parker (by birth Haddock), of a Tawny reddish ^ complexion, a pretty long nose, tall of stature, servant to Mr. Frederic Howpert, Kentish Town, upon Saturday last the 2Qlbof June, ran away and stole two Silver Spoons ; a sweet Tent-work Bag, with gold and silver Lace about it, and lined with Satin; a Bugle work-Cushion, very curiously wrought in all manners of slips and flowers ; a Shell cup, with a Lyon's face, and a Ring of silver in its mouth ; besides many other things of con- siderable value, which she took out of her Mistresses Cabinet, which she broke open ; as also some Cloaths and Linen of all sorts, to the value of Ten pounds and upwards. If any one do meet with her and please to secure her, and give notice to the said Frederic Howpert, or else to Mr. Malpass, Leather-seller, at the Green Dragon, at the upper end of Lawrence Lane, he shall be thankfully rewarded for his pains. An advertisement which appears in the same paper, of the date of August 11th, 1659, gives us the first notice we have yet found of the service of negro boys in this country. From, this period, however, as we shall presently show, England, at least the fashionable part of it, seems to have swarmed with young blackamoors in a greater degree than we should have 6 ADVERTISEMENTS. imagined even from the familiar notice made of them in the pages of the " Tatler " and " Spectator." These early negroes must have been imported from the Portuguese territories, as ■we did not deal in the article ourselves till the year 1680. The amusing point of the following advertisement, however, is the assurance it gives us that the Puritans "polled" their negroes as well as themselves. A Negro-boy, about nine years of age, in a gray Searge suit, his hair cut close to his head, was lost on Tuesday last, August 9, at night, iu S. Nicholas Lane, London. If any one can give notice of him to Mr. Tho. Barker, at the Sugarloaf in that Lane, they shall be well rewarded for their pains. About this time we find repeatedly advertised the loss of horses. It is observable that during the "troubles" such things as highwaymen were unknown. The bold, unruly characters, who at a later date took to the road, were then either enlisted under the banners of the state or had gone over the sea to Charlie. The great extent to which horse-stealing prevailed during the Commonwealth period, and, indeed, for the next half-century, might possibly be ascribed to the value of those animals consequent upon the scarcity produced by the casualties of the battle-field. We cannot account, however, for one fact connected with the horse-stealing of the Common- wealth period, namely, that when at grass they were often kept saddled. The following advertisement, which is an illustration of this singular custom, is very far from being an uncommon ono : — A Small Black NAG, some ten or eleven years old, no white at all, bob-Tailed, wel forehanded, somewhat thin behind, thick Heel and goeth crickling and lamish behind at his first going out ; the hair is beat off upon his far Hip as broad as a twelvepence ; he hath a black leather iSnddie trimmed with blew, and covered with a black Calves-skin, its a little torn upon the Pummel ; two new Girths of white and green thread, and black Bridle, the Rein whereof is sowed on the off side, and a knot to draw it on the near side, Stoln out of a field at Cuthnsford, 21 February instant, from Mr. Henry Bullen. Whosoever can bring tidings to the said Mr. Bullen at Bromfield, or to Mr. Neivraan at the Grocer's Arms in Coralid, shall have 20$. for his pains. — Mercurius Politicus, February 2i, 1659. It could scarcely have been, in this particular case at least, I ADVERTISEMENTS. 7 that the exigencies of the time required such precautions, as the only rising that took place this year occurred six months afterwards in the county of Chester. The furniture of the nag, it must be confessed, seems remarkably adapted for service, and might, from its colour, have belonged to a veritable Ironside trooper. Another reason, perhaps, of the great value of horses at this period, was the establishment of public conveyances, by which means travellers as well as letters were conveyed from one part of the kingdom to the other. Prior to the year 163G there was no such thing as a postal service for the use of the j3eople in this country. The court had, it is true, an establish- ment for the forwarding of despatches, but its efficacy may be judged of from a letter written by one Bryan Tuke, "master of the postes" in Henry YIII.'s time, to Cromwell, who had evidently been sharply reproving him for remissness in forward- ing the king's papers : — "The Kinges Grace hath no mor ordinary postes, ne of many days hathe had, but betweene London and Calais .... For, sir, ye knowe well that, except the hackney-horses betweene Gravesende and Dovour, there is no suche usual conveyance in post for men in this realine as in the accustomed places of France and other partes ; ne men can keepe horses in redynes withoute som way to bere the charges ; but when placardes be sent for suche cause (to order the immediate forwarding of some state packet) the constables many tym.es be fayne to take horses oute of ploues and cartes, wherein can be no extreme dilirjence." This was in the year 1533. Elizabeth, however, established horse-posts on all the great routes for the transmission of the letters of the court; and this, in 1633, was developed into a public post, which went night and day at the rate of seven miles an hour in summer and five miles in winter — not such bad travelling for those days. Still there was no means of forward- ing passengers until the time of Cromwell, when we find stage- coaches established on all the great roads throughout the kingdom. We do not know that we have ever seen quoted so early a notice of public stage conveyances. We have evidently not given our ancestors so much credit as they deserved. The following adver- tisement shows the time taken and the fares ot a considerable number of these journeys : — 8 ADVERTISEMENTS. FEOM the 26 day of April 1658 there will continue to go Stage Coaches from the George Inn, without Aldersgate, London, unto the several Cities and Towns, for the Rates and at the times, hereafter men- tioned and declared. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. To Salisbury in two days for xxs. To Blandford and Dorchester in two days and half for xxxs. To Burput in three days for xxxs. To Exmaster, Hunnington, and Exeter in four days for xls. To Stamford in two days for xxs. To Newark in two days and a half for xxvs. To Bawtrey in three days for xxxs. To Doncaster and Ferribridge for xxxvs. To York in four days for xls. Mondays and Wednesdays to Ockinton and Plymouth for Is. Every Monday to Helperby and Northallerton for xlvs. To Darneton and Ferryhil for Is. To Durham for lvs. To Newcastle for iii£. Once every fortnight to Edinburgh for ivZ. a peece — Mondays. Every Friday to Wakefield in four days, xls. •All persoDS who desire to travel unto the Cities, Towns, and Roads herein hereafter mentioned and expressed, namely — to Coventry, Litchfield, Stone, Namptwich, Chester, Warrington, Wiggan, Chorley, Preston, Gastang, Lancaster, and Kendal ; and also to Stamford, Grantham, Newark, Tuxford, Bawtrey, Doncaster, Ferriebridge, York, Helperly, Northallerton, Darneton, Ferryhill, Durham, and Newcastle, Wakefield, Leeds, and Halifax ; and also to Salisbury, Blandford, Dorchester, Burput, Exmaster, Hunnington, and Exeter, Ockinton, Plimouth, and Cornwal; let them repair to the Georgelrin at Holborn Bridge, London, and thence they shall be in good Coaches with good Horses, upon every Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays, at and for reasonable Rates. — Mercurius Politicus, April 1, 1658. Other announcements about the same time prove that the Great Western road was equally provided, as well as the Dover route to the continent. It is not a little singular, however, that regularly-appointed coaches, starting at stated intervals, should have preceded what might be considered the simpler arrangement of the horse service. That the development of the postal system into a means of forwarding single travellers did not take place until some time afterwards, would appear from the following : — The Postmasters on Chester Road, petitioning, have received Order, and do accordingly publish the following advertisement : — A LL Gentlemen, Merchants, and others, who have occasion to -£-*- travel between London and Westchester, Manchester, and Wa,rrington, or any other Town upon that Road, for the accommodation of Trade, dispatch of Business, and ease of Purse, upon every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Morning, betwixt Six and ten of the Clock, at the House of Mr. Christopher Charteris, at the sign of the Hart's-Horn, in West-Smith- field, and Post-Master there, and at the Post-Master of Chester, at the ADVERTISEMENTS. V Post-Master of Manchester, and at the Post-Master of Warrington, may- have a good and able single Horse, or more, furnished at Threepence the Mile, without the charge of a Guide ; and so likewise at the House of Mr. Thomas Challenor, Post-Master at Stone in Staffordshire, upon every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturdays Morning, to go for London. And so likewise at the several Post-Masters upon the Road, who will have all such set days so many Horses with Furniture in readiness to furnish the Riders without any stay to carry them to or from any the places aforesaid, in Four days, as well to London as from thence, and to places nearer in less time, according as their occasions shall require, they ingaging at the first Stage where they take Horse, for the safe delivery of the same to the next immediate Stage, and not to ride that Horse any further without consent of the Post-Master by whom he rides, and so from Stage to Stage to their Journeys end. All those who intend to ride this way are desired to give a little notice beforehand, if conveniently they can, to the several Post-masters where they first taJce horse, whereby they may be furnished with so many Horses as the Biders shall require with expedition. This undertaking began the 28 of June 1658 at all the Places abovesaid, and so continues by the several Post-Masters. The intimation that these horses might be had without the "charge of a guide" gives us an insight into the bad condition of the roads up to that period. We can scarcely imagine, in these days, the necessity for a guide to direct us along the great highways of England, and can with difficulty realize to ourselves the fact that as late as the middle of the seventeenth century the interior of the country was little better than a wilderness, as we may indeed gather from Pepy's journey from London to Bristol and back, in which the item " guides" formed no inconsiderable portion of his expenses. In turning over the musty little quarto newspapers which mirror with such vividness the characteristic lineaments of the Commonwealth period, not yet left behind us, we chanced upon an advertisement which tells perhaps more than any other of the dangerous complexion of those times. It is an advertise- ment for some runaway young " sawbones," whose love of desperate adventure appears to have led him to prefer the tossing of a pike to pounding with a pestle : — Qeorge Weale, a Cornish youth, about 18 or 19 years of age, serving as an Apprentice at Kingston with one Mr. Weale, an Apothe- cary, and his Uncle, about the time of the rising of the Counties Kent and Surrey, went secretly from his said Uncle, and is conceived to have engaged in the same, and to be either dead, or slain in some of those fights, having never since been heard of, either by his said Uncle, or any of his Friends. If any person can give notice of the certainty of the death of the said 10 ADVERTISEMENTS. George Weale, let him repair to the said Mr. Graunt his House in Drum- alley in Drury Lane, London; he shall have twenty shillings for his pains. — Mercurius Pollticus, Dec. 8, 1659. Here at least we have probably preserved the name of one of the faineless men who were " slain in some of those fights," a phrase which in these days opens to us a chapter in romance. With the exception of book advertisements and quack medi- cines, we have not up to this date met with a single instance of a tradesman turning the newspaper to account in making known his goods to the public. The very first announcement of this nature, independently of its being in itself a curiosity, possesses a very strong interest, from the fact that it marks the introduc- tion of an article of food which perhaps more than all others has served to wean the nation from one of its besetting sins of old — ■ drunkenness. Common report, Mr. Disraeli informs us, attri- butes the introduction of " the cup., which cheers but not inebriates," to Lord Arlington and Lord Ossory, who are said to have brought over a small quantity from Holland in 1666. The author of the " Curiosities of Literature" does not think this statement satisfactory, and tells us that he has heard of Oliver Cromwell's teapot being in the possession of a collector. "We never knew before of these teetotal habits of the Protector, but we can so far back the story as to find chronologically correct bohea to put into his pot ; for though it is true that the date of the following advertisement is three weeks after the death of his highness, it refers to the article as a known and, by physicians, an approved drink, and therefore must have been some time previously on sale : — THAT Excellent and by all Physitians approved China Drink called by the Chineans Telia, by other Nations Tay alias Tee, is sold at the Sultaness Read Cophee- House, in Sweetings Rents, by the Royal Exchange, London. — Mercurius Politicus, September 30, 1658. This is undoubtedly the earliest authentic announcement yet made known of the public sale in England of this now famous beverage. The mention of a " Cophee-house" proves that the sister stimulant was even then making way in the country.* It * This cophee-house in Sweeting's Rents is not alluded to by Mr. Cunning- ham in his Handbook of London. He mentions the first as established in ADVERTISEMENTS. 11 took, however, a couple of centuries to convert them, in the extended sense of the term, into national drinks ; but, like many other good things, it came too early. Tea may have sufficed for fanatics, Anabaptists, Quakers, Independents, and self-denying sectaries of all kinds ; and for all we know, its early introduction, had the Commonwealth lasted, might have accelerated the temperance movement a century at least ; but the wheel of fortune was about to turn once more — mighty ale had to be broached, and many deep healths to be drunk by those who had "come to their own again;" and tea, for full half a century, was washed away by brown October and the French wines that came in with the Merry Monarch. We have now brought the reader upon the very borders of the period when Charles, with his hungry followers, landed in triumph at Dover. The advertisements which appeared during the time that Monk was temporizing and sounding his way to the Restoration, form a capital barometer of the state of feeling among political men at that critical juncture. We see no more of the old Fifth-Monarchy spirit abroad. Ministers of the steeple-houses evidently note the storm coming, and cease their long-winded warnings to a backsliding generation. Every one is either panting to take advantage of the first sunshine of royal favour, or to deprecate its wrath, the coming shadow of which is clearly seen. Meetings are advertised of those persons who have purchased sequestered estates, in order that they may address the King to secure them in possession ; parliamentary aldermen repudiate by the same means, charges in the papers that their names are to be found in the list of those persons who sat upon the tryal of the late King;" the works of " late" bishops begin again to air themselves in the Episcopal wind that is clearly setting in ; and " The Tears, Sighs, Complaints, and Prayers of the Church of England" appear in the advertising columns in place of the sonorous titles of sturdy old Baxter's works. It is clear there is a great commotion at hand ; the 1657, in St. Michael's Alley, Cornhill, and the second (no date mentioned) as set up at the Rainbow in Fleet Street. We think we must make way for this new discovery between the*two. 12 ADVERTISEMENTS. leaves are rustling, and the dust is moving. In the very midst of it, however, we find one name still faithful to the " old cause," as the Puritans call it : on the 8th of March, 1660 — that is, while the sway of Charles's sceptre had already cast its shadow from Breda — we find the following advertisement in the Mer- curius Politicus : — rpHE ready and easie way to establish a free Commonwealth, -"- and the excellence thereof compared with the inconveniences and dangers of readmitting Kingship in this Nation. The Author, J. M. Wherein, by reason of the Printers haste, the Errata not coming in time, it is desired that the following faults may be amended. Page 9, line 32, for the Areopagus read of Areopagus. P. 10, 1. 3, for full Senate, true Senate ; 1. 4, for fits, is the whole Aristocracy ; 1. 7, for Provincial States, States of every City. P. 17, 1. 29, for cite, c'die; 1. 30, for left, felt. Sold by Livtwel Chapman, at the Crown, in Pope's-head Alley. The calmness of the blind bard in thus issuing corrections to his hastily-printed pamphlet on behalf of a falling cause, excites our admiration, and gives us an exalted idea of his moral courage. In two months, as might have been expected, he was a pro- scribed fugitive, sheltering his honoured head from the pursuit of Charles's myrmidons in some secret hiding-place in "West- minster, whilst his works, by order of the House, were being burned by the common hangman. The lawyers were not slow in perceiving the way the wind was blowing, and set their sails accordingly — if we may take the action of one Mr. Nicholas Bacon, as shown in the fol- • lowing advertisement, as any index of the feelings of his fellows : — TyHEItEAS one Capt. Gouge, a witness examined against the * ' late Kings Majesty, in those Pecoi'ds stiled himself of the Honor- able Society of Grays Inne. These are to give notice that the said Gouge, being long sought for, was providentially discovered in a disguise, seized in that Society, and now in custody, being apprehended by the help of some spectators that knew him, viewing of a Banner with his Majesties arms, set up just at the same time of His Majesties landing, on an high Tower in the same Society, by Nicholas Bacon, Esq., a Member thereof, as a memorial of so great a deliverance, and testimony of his constant loyalty to His Majesty, and that the said Gouge upon examination confessed, That he was never admitted not so much as a Clerk of that Society. — Mercurius Politicus, June 7, 1660. Whilst all London was throwing up caps for the restored ADVERTISEMENTS. 13 monarch, and England seemed so glad that he himself won- dered how he could have been persuaded to stop away so long, let us catch the lost luggage of a poor cavalier, who has just followed his royal master from his long banishment, and turn out its contents for our reader, in order to show that even, ruined old courtiers carried more impedimenta than the famous " shirt, towel, and piece of soap " of our renowned Napier. The Mercurius Publicus is now our mine, in which we sink a shaft, and come up with this fossil advertisement, which bears date July 5th, 1660 :— A Leathern Portmanile Lost at Sittingburn or Rochester, -^J- when his Majesty came thither, wherein was a Suit of Camolet Holland, with two little laces in a seam, eight pair of white Gloves, and a pair of Does leather ; about twenty yards of slcie-colourd Ribbon twelvepenny broad, and a whole piece of black Ribbon tenpenny broad, a cloath lead-coloured cloak, with store of linnen ; a pair of shooes, slippers, a Montero, and other things ; all which belong to a Gentleman (a near servant to His Maiesty) who hath been too long Imprisoned and Sequestered to be now robbed when cdl men hope to enjoy their own. If any can give notice, they may leave word with Mr. Samuel Merne, His Majesties Book-binder, at his house in Little Britain, and they shall be thankfully rewarded. The king had not been " in " a month ere his habits appear through the public papers. The Mercurius Politicus is now turned courtier, and has changed its name to the Mercurius Publicus. Its columns, indeed, are entirely under the direction of the king, and, instead of slashing articles against malignants, degenerates into a virulent oppressor of the Puritans, and a vehicle for inquiries after his majesty's favourite dogs that have been stolen. In the number for June 28th, 1660, for instance, we find the following advertisement : — ft^jf 3 A Smooth Black DOG, less than a Grey -hound, with white under his breast, belonging to the Kings Majesty, was taken from Whitehall, the eighteenth day of this instant June, or there- abouts. If any one can give notice to John Ellis, one of his Majesties servants, or to his Majesties Back-Stairs, shall be well rewarded for their labour. It is evident that " the smooth black dog " was a very great favourite, for the next publication of the journal contains another advertisement with respect to him, printed in larger 14 ADVEETTSE3IEXTS. Italic type, tlie diction of which, from its pleasant raillery, looks as though it had come from the king's own hand : — fr^T ^ e must call upon you again for a Black Bog, between a Grey-hound and a Spaniel, no white alout him, onely a streak on his Brest, and Tayl a little bohbed. It is His Majesties own Dog, and doubtless was stoln, for the Dog was not born nor bred in England, and would never forsake his Master. Whosoever findes him may acquaint any at IVhitehal, for the Dog was better known at Court than those who stole him. Will they never leave robbing His Majesty? must he not keep a Dog? This Dogs place {though better than some imagine) is the only place which nobody offers to beg. Pepys, ah out this time, describes the king with a train of spaniels and other clogs at his heels, lounging along and feeding the ducks in St. James's Park ; and on occasions still later he was often seen talking to Nelly, as she leaned from her garden- wall that abutted upon the Pall-Mall, whilst his canine favourites grouped around him. On these occasions perhaps the representatives of those gentlemen to be seen in Regent- street, with two bundles of animated wool beneath their arms, were on the look-out, as we find his majesty continually adver- tising his lost dogs. Later we find him inquiring after "a little brindled greyhound bitch, having her two hinder feet white ;" for a " white-haired spaniel, smooth-coated, with large red or yellowish spots," and for a u black mastiff dog, with cropped ears and cut tail." And when royalty had done, his Highness Prince Pupert, or Buckingham, or " my Lord Albemarle," resorted to the London Gazette to make known their canine losses. We think the change in the temper of the age is more clearly marked by these dog advertisements than by anything else. The Puritans did not like sporting animals of any kind, and we much question whether a dog would have followed a fifth- monarchy-raan. Hence the total absence of all advertisements bearing upon the " fancy." iSTow that the king had returned, the old English love of field-sports spread with fourfold vigour. We chance upon the traces too of a courtly amusement which had been handed down from the middle ages, and was then only lingering amongst us — hawking. Here is an inquiry after a lost lanner : — ADVERTISEMENTS. 15 Eichard Finney, Esquire, of Alaxton, in Leicestershire, about a fortnight since lost a Lannek from that place ; she hath neither Bells nor Varvels ; she is a white Hawk, and her long feathers and sarcels are both in the blood. If any one give tidings thereof to Mr. Lambert at the golden Key in Fleet-street, they shall have forty shillings for their pains. — Mercurius Publicus, September 6, 1 660. As London was the only place in which a newspaper was published during the reign of Charles, and indeed for nearly fifty years afterwards, the hue and cry after lost animals always came to town, as a matter of course. It sounds strange to read these advertisements of a sport the very terms of which are now unintelligible to us. What ages seem to have passed since these birds, in all the glory of scarlet hoods, were carried upon some " faire lady's" wrist, or poised themselves, with fluttering wing, as the falconer uncovered them to view their quarry ! We have skipped a few years, in order to afford one or two more examples of these picturesque advertisements, so different from anything to be seen at the present day : — LOST on the SO of October, 1665, an Intermix'd Barbary Tercel Gentle, engraven in "Varvels, Richard Windwood, of Ditton Park, in the County of Bucks, Esq. For more particular marks — if the Varvels be taken off— the 4th feather in one of the wings Imped, and the third pounce of the right foot broke. If any one inform Sir William Roberts, Knight and Baronet (near Harrow-on -the Hill, in the County of Middlesex), or Mr. William Philips, at the King's Head in Paternoster Row, of the Hawk, he shall be sufficiently rewarded. — The Intelligencer, Nov. 6, 1665. The next paper contains an inquiry for a goshawk belonging to Lord William Petre, and two years later a royal bird is inquired after in the London Gazette, as follows : — A Sore ger Falcon of His Majesty, lost the 13 of August, who had one Varvel of his Keeper, Roger Higs, of Westminster, Gent. Whosoever hath taken her up and give notice Sir Allan Apsley, Master of His Majesties Hawks at St. James's, shall be rewarded for his paines. Back-Stairs in Whitehall. This Sir Allan Apsley is the brother of Mrs. Hutchinson, who has given us such a vivid picture, in the memoir of her husband, of the Commonwealth time. The London Gazette, from which we quote, is the only paper still in existence that had its root in those days. It first appeared in Oxford, upon 1 6 ADVERTISEMENTS. the Court taking up its abode in that city during the time of the Great Plague, and was therefore called the Oxford Gazette. On the return of Charles to London it followed in his train, and became the London Gazette, or Court and official paper, and the latter character it has retained to the present hour. The gazettes of the seventeenth century were widely different from those of our day. They contain foreign news, as well as state papers, royal proclamations, &c, and, stranger still, mis- cellaneous advertisements are mixed up with those upon the business of the Court. The quack doctors, with an eye, we suppose, to the " quality," were the first to avail themselves of its pages to make known their nostrums. It will astonish our readers to find what an ancestry some of the quack medicines of the present day have had. " Nervous powders," specifics for gout, rheumatism, &c, seized upon the columns of the news- papers almost as early as they were published. Here is a specimen which might still serve as a model for such announce- ments : — (gentlemen, you are desired to take notice, That Mr. Theophilus Buckworth doth at his house on Mile-end Green make and expose to sale, for the publick good, those so famous Lozenges or Pectorals approved for the cure of Consumptions, Coughs, Catarrhs, Asthmas, Hoarness, Strongness of Breath, Colds in general, Diseases incident to the Lungs, and a sovoraign Antidote against the Plague, and all other contagious Diseases and obstructions of the Stomach : And for more convenience of the people, constantly leaveth them sealed up with his coat of arms on the papers, with Mr. Rich. Lowndes (as formerly), at the sign of the White Lion, near the little north door of Pauls Church ; Mr. Henry Seile, over against S. Dunstans Church in Fleet Street ; Mr. William Milward, at Westminster Hall Gate ; Mr. John Place, at FurnivaVs Inn Gate, in Holborn ; and Mr. Robert Horn, at the Turk's-head near the entrance of the Royal Exchange, Booksellers, and no others. This is published to prevent the designs of divers Pretenders, tcho counterfeit the said Lozenges, to the disparagement of the said Gen- tleman, and great abuse of the people. — Mercurius Politicus, Nov. 16, 1660. The next is equally characteristic : — MOST Excellent and Approved Dentifrices to scour and cleanse the Teeth, making them white as Ivory, preserves from the Toothach ; so that, being constantly used, the parties using it are never troubled with the Toothach : It fastens the Teeth, sweetens the Breath, and preserves the Gums and Mouth from Cankers and Imposthumes. ADVERTISEMENTS. 17 Made by Robert Turner, Gentleman ; and the right are onely to be had at Thomas Roohes, Stationer, at the Holy Lamb at the ea^t end of St. Paul's Church, near the School, in sealed papers, at 12c?. the paper. The reader is desired to beware of counterfeits. (Mercurius Politicus, Dec. 20, 1660.) Other advertisements about this time profess to cure all diseases by means of an " antinionial cup." Sir Kenelm Digby, the same learned knight who feasted his wife upon capons fattened upon serpents, in order to make her fair, advertises a book in which he professes to show a method of curing wounds by a powder of sympathy ; and here is a notification of a remedy which shows still more clearly the superstitious cha- racter of the age : — SMALL BAGGS to hang about Children's necks, which are excellent both for the 'prevention and cure of the Riclcets, and to ease children in breeding of Teeth, are prepared by Mr. Edmund Buckworth, and constantly to be had at Mr. Philip Clark's, Keeper of the Library in the Fleet, and nowhere else, at 5 shillings a bagge. — The Intelligencer, Oct. 16, 1664. It was left, however, to the reign of Anne for the mounte- bank to descend from his stage in the fair and the market- place, in order to erect it in the public newspapers. But we have yet to mention one, who might appear to some to be the greatest quack of all, and who about this time resorted to an advertisement in the newspapers to call his patients to his doors ; — the royal charlatan, who touched for the evil, makes known that he is at home for the season to his people through the medium of the Public Intelligencer of 1664 : — WHITEHALL, May 14, 1664. His Sacred Majesty, having declared it to be his Royal will and purpose to continue the healing of his people for the Evil during the Month of May, and then to give over till Michaelmas next, I am commanded to give notice thereof, that the people may not come up to Town in the Interim and lose their labour. Is" o doubt there was much political significance in this pre- tended efficacy of the royal touch in scrofulous afflictions ; at the same time, there is reason to believe that patients did sometimes speedily recover after undergoing the regal contact. Dr. Tyler Smith, who has written a very clever little book on the subject, c 18 ADVERTISEMENTS. boldly states Lis belief that the emotion felt by these poor stricken people who came within the influence of " that divinity which doth hedge a king," acted upon them as a powerful mental tonic ; in a vast number of cases, however, we might impute the tonic to the gold coin which the king always bestowed upon his patient. Be that as it may, the practice flourished down to the time of Anne, at whose death it stopped ; the sovereigns of the line of Brunswick never pretending to possess this medicinal virtue, coming as they did to the throne by only a parliamentary title. The reaction from the straightlaced times of the Commonwealth, which set in immediately upon the Restoration, seems to have arrived at its height about the year 1664, and the advertisements at that period reflect very truly the love of pleasure and excitement which seized hold of the people, as if they were bent on making up for the time that had been lost during the Puritanic rule. They are mostly taken up, in fact, with inquiries after "lost lace- work ;" announcements of lotte- ries in the Banqueting Hall at Whitehall, of jewels, tapestry, and lockets of " Mr. Cooper's work," of which the following is a fair specimen : — LOST, on the 27th of July, about Boswell Yard or Drury Lane, a Ladyes Picture, set in gold, and three Keys, with divers other little things in a perfumed pocket. Whosoever shall give notice of or bring the said picture to Mr. Charles Coakine, Goldsmith, near Staples Inne, Holborn, shall have 4 times the value of the gold for his payns. — The News, August 4, 1664. The love of the people also for the strange and marvellous is shown by announcements of rare sights ; for instance, we are told that, — A T the Mitre, near the west end of St. Paul's, is to be seen a -"- rare Collection of Curiosityes, much resorted to and admired by persons of great learning and quality, among which a choyce Egyptian Mummy, with hieroglyphicks ; the Ant-Beare of Brasil ; a Eemora ; a Torpedo ; the Huge Thigh-bone of a Giant ; a Moon Fish ; a Tropic Bird, &c.—The News of June 2, 1664. A rather scanty collection of articles, it is true, but ek^d out monstrously by the " huge thigh-bone of a giant," which in all probability belonged to some huge quadruped. The ignorance ADVERTISEMENTS. 19 of those times with respect to natural history must have been, something astonishing, as about the same date we find the following print of what were evidently considered very curious animals advertised in the London Gazette : — A True [Representation of the PJionoserous and Elephant, ■£*- lately brought from the East Indies to London, drawn after the life, and curiously engraven in Mezzotinto, printed upon a large sheet of paper. Sold by Pierce Tempest, at the Eagle and Child in the Strand, over against Somerset House, Water Gate. — The London Gazette, Jan. 22, 1664. In the succeeding year all advertisements of this kind stop ; amusements, from some great disturbing cause, have ceased to attract ; there is no more gambling under the name of lotteries at Whitehall ; no more curiosities are exhibited to a pleasure loving crew ; no more books of amorous songs are published ; no more lockets or perfumed bags are dropped ; all is stagna- tion and silence, if we may judge as much from the sudder. cessation of advertisements with reference to them in the public papers. Death now comes upon the stage, and rudely shuts the box of Autolycus, crops the street with grass, and marks a red cross on every other door. It is the year of the Great Plague. Those who could, fled early from the pest-stricken city ; those who remained until the malady had gained irresistible sway were not allowed to depart, for fear of carrying the contagion into the provinces, the Lord Mayor denying to such a clean bill of health, in consequence of which they were driven back by the rustics as soon as discovered. A singular instance also of the vigilance of the authorities in confining, as they imagined, the mischief within the limits of the metropolis is afforded by the succeeding advertisement : — "Wicholas Hurst, an Upholsterer, over against the Rose Tavern, in Russell-street, Covent-Garden, whose Maid Servant dyed lately of the Sickness, fled on Monday last out of his house, taking with him several Goods and Household Stuff, and was afterwards followed by one Doctor Cary and Richard Bayle, with his wife and family, who lodged in the same house ; but Bayle having his usual dwelling-house in Waybridge, in Surrey. Whereof we are commanded to give this Public Notice, that diligent search may be made for them, and the houses in which any of their persons or goods shall be found may be shut up by the next Justice of the Peace, or other his Majesty's Officers of Justice, and notice imme- diately given to some of his Majesty's Privy Councill, or to one of his Majesty's principal Secretaries of State. — London Gazette, May 10, 1666. c 2 20 ADVERTISEMENTS. Antidotes and remedies for the plague are also commonly advertised, just as the visitation of the cholera in 1854 filled the columns of the Times full of all sorts of specifics. Thus, for example, the Intelligencer of August the 28th, 1665, announces "an excellent electuary against the plague, to be drunk at the Green Dragon, Cheap-side, at sixpence a pint." The great and only cure, however, for this fearful visitation, which carried off a hundred thousand persons in London alone, was at hand — the purgation of fire. The conflagration, which burst out on the 2nd of September, and destroyed thirteen thousand houses, gave the final blow to its declining attacks. Singularly enough, but faint traces of this overwhelming calamity, as it was considered at the time, can be gathered from the current advertisements. Although the entire population of the city was rendered house- less, and had to encamp in the surrounding fields, where they extemporized shops and streets, not one hint of such a circum- stance can be found in the public announcements of the period. No circumstance could afford a greater proof of the little use made by the trading community of this means of publicity in the time of Charles II. If a fire only a hundredth-part so destructive were to occur in these days, the columns of the press would immediately be full of the new addresses of the burnt-out shopkeepers ; and those who were not even damaged by it would take care to " improve the occasion " to their own advantage. We look in vain through the pages of the London Gazette of this and the following year for one such announce- ment : not even a tavern-keeper tells us the number of his booth in Goodman's Fields, although quack medicine flourished away in its columns .as usual. In 1667 we see a notification, now and then, of some change in the site of a government office, or of the intention to build by contract some public structure, such as the following notice relative to the erection of the old Koyal Exchange : — A LL Artificers of the several Trades that must be used in -£*• Rebuilding the Royal Exchange may take notice, that the Com- mittee appointed for Management of that Work do sit at the end of the long gallery in Gresham Colledge every Monday in the forenoon, there and *ben to treat with such as are fie to undertake the same. ADVERTISEMENTS. 2 L The remainder of the reign of Charles is unmarked by the appearance of any characteristic advertisements which give a clue to the peculiar complexion of the time. If we go back two or three years, however, we shall find one which bears upon the introduction of those monstrous flowing wigs which continued in fashion to the middle of the succeeding century : — "lirHEREAS George Grey, a Barber and Perrywigge-maker, * ' over against the Greyhound Tavern, in Black Fryers, London, stands obliged to serve some particular persons of eminent Condition and Quality in his way of Employment : It is therefore notifyed at his desire, that any- one having long flaxen hayr to sell may repay r to him the said George Grey, and they shall have 10s the ounce, and for any other long fine hayr after the Rate of 5s. or 7s. the ounce. — The Newes, February 4, 1663. Pepys describes, with amusing minuteness, how Chapman the periwig-maker cut off his hair to make up one of these portentous head-dresses for him, much to the trouble of his servants, Jane and Bessy ; and on the Lord's day, November 8th, 1663, he relates, with infinite naivete, his entrance into church with what must evidently have been the perruquier's latest fashion. " To church, where I found that my coming in a periwig did not prove so strange as I was afraid it would ; for I thought that all the church would presently have cast their eyes upon me, but I find no such thing." Ten shillings the ounce for long flaxen hair shows the demand for this peculiar colour by "persons of eminent condition and quality." We have shown, from the advertisements of the time of Charles II., what was indeed well known, that the age was characterized by frivolous amusements, and by a love of dress and vicious excitement, in the midst of which pestilence stalked like a mocking fiend, and the great con- flagration lit up the general masquerade with its lurid and angry glare. Together with the emasculate tone of manners, a disposition to personal violence and a contempt of law stained the latter part of this and the succeeding reign. The audacious seizure of the crown jewels by Blood ; the attack upon the Duke of Ormond by the same desperado, that nobleman actually having been dragged from his coach in St. James's Street in the evening, and carried, bound, upon the saddle-bow of Blood's horse, as far as Hyde Park Corner, before he could be rescued ; 22 ADVEKTISEMENTS. the slitting of Sir John Coventry's nose in the Haymarket by the king's guard ; and the murder of Sir Edmondbury Godfrey on. Primrose Hill, are familiar instances of the prevalence of this lawless spirit. "We catch a glimpse of one of these street outrages in the following announcement of an assault upon glorious John : — ■ WHEREAS John Dryden, Esq., was on Monday, the 18th instant, at night, barbarously assaulted and wounded, in Eose Street in Covent Garden, by divers men unknown ; if any person shall make discovery of the said offenders to the said Mr. Dryden, or to any Justice of the Peace, he shall not only receive Fifty Pounds, which is deposited in the hands of Mr. Blanchard, Goldsmith, next door to Temple Bar, for the said purpose, but if he be a principal or an accessory in the said fact, his Majesty is graciously pleased to promise him his pardon for the same. — The London Gazette, Dec. 22, 1679. And here is another of a still more tragic character : — T17HEREAS a Gentleman was, on the eighteenth at night, » * mortally wounded near Lincoln's Inn, in Chancery Lane, in view, as is supposed, of the coachman that set him down : these are to give notice that the said coachman shall come in and declare his knowledge of the matter ; if any other person shall discover the said coachman to John Hawles, at his chamber in Lincoln's Inn, he shall have 5 guineas reward. — London Gazette, March 29th, 1688. To this period also may be ascribed the rise of that romantic felon, the highwayman. The hue and cry after these genteel robbers is frequently raised during the reign of James II. In one case we have notice of a gentleman having been stopped, robbed, and then bound, by mounted men at Islington, who rode away with his horse ; another time these daring gentry appeared at Knightsbridge ; and a third advertisement, of a later date it is true, offers a reward for three mounted Macheaths, who were charged with stopping and robbing three young ladies in South Street, near Audley Chapel, as they were returning home from visiting. The following is still more singular, as showing the high social position of some of these gentlemen who took to the " road" for special purposes : — JJT'HEREAS Mr. Herbert Jones, Attorney-at-law in the town of Monmouth, well known by being several years together Under- Sheriff of the same County, hath of late divers time robbed the Mail coming from that town to London, and taken out divers letters and writs, and is ADVERTISEMENTS. 23 now fled from justice, and supposed to have sheltered himself in some of the new- raised troops. These are to give notice, that whosoever shall secure the said Herbert Jones, so as to be committed in order to answer these said crimes, may give notice thereof to Sir Thomas Fowles, goldsmith, Temple-bar, London, or to Mr. Michael Bohune, mei-cer, in Monmouth, and shall have a guinea's reward. The drinking tendencies of these Jacobite times are chiefly- shown by the numberless inquiries after lost or stolen silver tankards, and by the sales of claret and canary which constantly took place. The hammer was not apparently used at that time, as we commonly find announcements of sales by " inch of candle," a term which mightily puzzled us until we saw the explanation of it in our constant book of reference, the Diary of Pepys : — "After dinner we met and sold the Weymouth, Successe, and Fellowship hulkes ; where pleasant to see how backward men are at first to bid ; and yet, when the candle is going out, how they bawl, and dispute afterwards who bid the most. And here I observed one man cunninger than the rest, that was sure to bid the last man and to carry it ; and inquiring the reason he told me that, just as the flame goes out, the smoke descends, which is a thing I never observed before, and by that he do know the instant when to bid last." (Sept. 3rd, 1662). The taste for auctions, which became such a rage in the time of Anne, had its beginning about this period. Books and pictures are constantly advertised to be disposed of in this manner. The love of excitement born in the gaming time of the Restoration might be traced in these sales, and in the lotteries, or "adventures" as they were sometimes termed, which extended to every conceivable article capable of being sold. The rising taste of the town was, however, checked for the time by the Revolution, which was doubtless hastened on by such announcements as the following, which appeared in the Gazette of March 1, 1688 :— CATHOLIC LOYALTY, §& upon the subject of Govern- ^ ment and Obedience, delivered in a SERMON before the King and Queen, in His Majesties Chapel at Whitehall, on the 13 of June, 1687, by the Revnd. Father Edward Scaraisbroke, priest of the Society of Jesus. Published by His Majesty's Command. Sold by Raydal Taylor, near Stationers Hall, London. Up to this time advertisements only appeared in threes and fours, and rarely, if ever, exceeded a dozen, in any newspaper of 24 ADVERTISEMENTS. the day. They were generally stuck in the middle of the diminutive journal, but sometimes formed a tail-piece to it. They were confined in their character, and gave no evidence of belonging to a great commercial community. Now and then, it is true, sums of money were advertised as seeking investment ; more constantly a truss for a " broken belly," or an "excellent dentifrice," appeared ; or some city mansion of the nobility is advertised to let, showing the progress westward even then, as witness the following : — THE EARL of BERKELEY'S HOUSE, with Garden and -*- Stables in St. John's Lane, not far from Smith Field, is to be Let or Sold for Building. Enquire of Mr. Prestworth, a corn chandler, near the said house, and you may know further. — London Gazette, August 17, 1685. Here is an instance of the singular manner in which fire- insurances were conducted in that day : — THERE having happened a fire on the 24th of the last month ■*- by which several houses of the friendly society wei'e burned to the value of 965 pounds, these are to give notice to all persons of the said society that they are desired to pay at the office Faulcon Court in Fleet Street their several proportions of their said loss, which comes to five shillings and one penny for every hundred pounds insured, before the 12th of August next. — London Gazette, July 6th, 1685. Sometimes it is a " flee-bitten grey mare" stolen out of "Mary- le-bone Park," or a lost lottery-ticket, or a dog, that is inquired after ; but they contained no hint that England possessed a commercial marine, or that she was destined to become a nation of shopkeepers. As yet, too, there was no sign given of that wonderful art of ingenious puffing which now exists, and which might lead a casual observer to imagine that the nation consisted of only two classes — cheats and dupes. Erom the settlement of 1688 the true value of the advertise- ment appears to have dawned upon the public. The country evidently began to breathe freely, and with Dutch William and Protestant ascendancy, the peculiar character of the nation burst forth with extraordinary vigour. Enterprise of all kinds was called forth, and cast its image upon the advertising columns of the public journals, now greatly increased both in size and in numbers, no less than twenty-six having been set up within ADVERTISEMENTS. 25 four years after the Revolution. It is observable, too, that from this political convulsion dates a certain rough humour, which, however latent, was not before expressed in the public papers, especially on matters political. Let us further elucidate our meaning by quoting the following from the New Observator of July 17, 1689, setting forth a popular and practical method of parading the Whig triumph : — ORANGE CARDS, representing the late King's reign and expedition of the Prince of Orange : viz. The Earl of Essex Murther, Dr. Otes Whipping, Defacing the Monument, My Lord Jeffries in the West hanging of Protestants, Magdalen College, Trial of the Bishops, Castle Maine at Pome, the Popish Midwife, A Jesuit Preaching against our Bible, Consecrated Smock, My Lord Chancellor at the Bed's feet, Birth of the Prince of Wales, The Ordinaire Mass-house pulling down and burning by Captain Tom and his Mobile, Mortar pieces in the Tower, The Prince of Orange Landing, The Jesuits Scampering, Father Peter's Transactions, The Fight at Reading, The Army going over to the Prince of Orange, Tyrcounel in Ireland, My Lord Chancellor in the Tower. With many other remarkable passages of the Times. To which is added the efigies of our Gracious K. William and Q. Mary, curiously illustrated and engraven in lively figures, done by the performers of the first Popish Plot Cards. Sold by Donnan Newman, the publisher and printer of the New Observator. The editor of the New Observator was Bishop Burnet, and these political playing-cards were sold by his publisher ; perhaps the great Protestant bishop knew something of their " per- formers." In the year 16*92 an experiment was made which clearly shows how just an estimate was getting abroad of the value of publicity in matters of business. A newspaper was set up, called "The City Mercury, published gratis for the Pro- motion of Trade," which lasted for two years, and contained nothing but advertisements. The proprietor undertook to distribute a thousand copies per week to the then chief places of resort, — coffee houses, taverns, and bookshops, Even in these days of the " Times" double supplement such an experi- ment has often been made and failed ; our wonder, therefore, is not that the City Mercury went to that limbo which is stored with such countless abortive journals, but that the interest felt in advertisements should, at that early period, have kept it alive so long. If the foregoing scheme proves that an attempt was then made to subdivide the duties of a newspaper — that of keeping 2 6 ADVERTTS EMENTS. its readers informed of the news of the day, and of forming a means of publicity for the wants and losses of individuals — the advertisement we are about to quote clearly shows that at the same time there was a plan in existence for combining the printed newspaper with the more ancient written newsletter. It is well known that long after the institution of public journals the old profession of the newsletter-writer continued to flourish. We can easily account for this fact when we remember that during the heat of a great rebellion it was much more safe to write than to print the intelligence of the day. Many of these newsletters were written by strong partisans, and contained information which it was neither desirable nor safe that their opponents should see. They were passed on from hand to hand in secret, and often endorsed by each successive reader. We are told that the Cavaliers, when taken prisoners, have been known to eat their newsletters ; and some of Prince Rupert's, which had been intercepted, are still in existence, and bear dark- red stains, which testify to the desperate manner in which they were defended. It is pretty certain, however that, as a profession, newsletter- writing began to decline after the Revolution ; although we find the editor of the Evening Post, as late as the year 1709, reminding its readers that "there must be three or four pounds a year paid for written news." At the same time the public journals, it is clear, had not per- formed that part of their office which was really more acceptable to the country reader than any other — the retailing the political and social chit-chat of the day. We have only to look into the public papers to convince ourselves how wofully they fell short in a department which must have been the staple of the news- writer. This want still being felt, John Salusbury devises a scheme to combine the old and the new plan after the following manner, as announced in the Flying Post of 1694 : — IF any Gentleman has a mind to oblige his country friend or correspondent with, the Account of Public Affairs, he may have it for twopence of J. Salusbury at the Rising-Sun in Cornhill, on a sheet of fine paper, half of which being blank, he may thereon write his own private business or the material news of the day. ADVERTISEMENTS. 27 It does not say much for the energy with which the journals of that day were conducted, that the purchasers are invited to write therein " the material news of the day ;" that, we should have thought, was the editor's business to have supplied ; but it was perhaps a contrivance by which the Jacobites might circu- late information, by means of the post, without compromising the printer. We have seen many such papers, half print, half manuscript, in the British Museum, which had passed through the post, the manuscript portion of which, the Home Secretaries of our time would have thought sufficiently treasonable to justify them in having broken their seals. As advertisements, from their earliest introduction, were used to make known the amusements of the day and the means of killing time at the disposal of persons of quality, it seems strange that it was not employed sooner than it was to draw a company to the theatres. We have looked in vain for the announcement of any theatrical entertainment before the year 1701, when the advertisement of the Lincoln's Inn Theatre makes its appear- ance in the columns of the English Post. The lead of this little house was, however, speedily followed by the larger ones, and only a few years later we have regular lists of the performances at all the theatres in the daily papers. The first journal of this description was the Daily Courant, published in 1709. In this year also appeared the celebrated "Tatler," to be speedily fol- lowed by the "Spectator" and "Guardian," the social and literary journals of that Augustine age. The first edition of the "Tatler," in the British Museum, contains advertisements like an ordinary paper, and they evidently reflect, more than those of its contem- poraries, the flying fashions of the day and the follies of the " quality." In them we notice the rage that existed for lotteries, or " sales," as they were called. Every conceivable thing was put up to raffle. We see advertisements headed "A Sixpenny Sale of Lace," " A Hundred Pounds for Half-a-crown," " A Penny Adventure for a Great Pie," "A Quarter's Kent," "A Freehold Estate," "Threepenny Sales of Houses," "A fashionable Coach." Gloves, looking-glasses, chocolate, Hun- gary water, Indian goods, lacquered ware, fans, &c, were 28 ADVERTISEMENTS. notified to be disposed of in this manner, and the fair mob was called together to draw their tickets by the same means. This fever, which produced ten years later the celebrated South Sea Bubble, was of slow growth. It had its root in the Restoration, its flower in the reign of Anne, and its fruit and denouement in the reign of George I. Before passing on from the pages of the " Tatler," we must stop for a moment to notice one or two of those playful advertisements which Sir Richard Steele delighted in, and which, under the disguise of fun, perhaps really afforded him excellent matter for his journal. Here is an irresistible invitation to his fair readers : — A X Y Ladies who have any particular stories of their acquaint- x ^- ance which they are willing privately to make public, may send 'em by the penny post to Isaac BickerstafF, Esq., enclosed to Mr. John Mox'pheu, near Stationers' Hall. — Tatler, May 8, 1709. An excellent lion's mouth this wherein to drop scandal. A still more amusing instance of the fun that pervaded Isaac Bickerstaff, Esq., is to be found in the series of advertisements in which he ought to have convinced John Partridge, the astro- loger, that he really had departed this life ; an assertion which the latter persisted in denying with the most ludicrous earnest- ness. Of these we give one from the " Tatler " of August 24th 1710:— WHEREAS an ignorant Upstart in Astrology has publicly endeavoured to persuade the world that he is the late John Partridge, who died the 28 of March 1718, these are to certify all whom it may con- cern, that the true John Partridge was not only dead at that time, but coutinues so to the present day. Beware of counterfeits, for such are abroad. The pleasant malice of the above is patent enough, but we confess we are puzzled to know whether the following is genuine or not. We copied it from among a number of others, from which it was undistinguishable by any peculiarity of type : — The Charitable Advice Office, where all persons may have the opinion of dignified Clergymen, learned Council, graduate Physicians, and experienced Surgeons, to any question in Divinity, Morality, Law, Physic, or Surgery, with proper Prescriptions within twelve hours after they have delivered in a state of their case. Those who can't write may ADVERTISEMENTS. 20 have their cases stated at the office. * * The fees are only Is. delivery, or sending your case, and Is. more on re-delivering that and the opinion npon it, being what is thought sufficient to defray the necessary expense of servants and office rent. — Tatler, December 16, 1710. To pass, however, from the keen weapons of the brain to those of the fiesh, it is interesting to fix with some tolerable accuracy the change which took place in the early part of the eighteenth century in what might be called the amusements of the fancy. The " noble art of defence," as it was termed, up to the time of the first George seems to have consisted in the broad- sword exercise. Pepys describes in his " Diary" several bloody encounters of this kind which he himself witnessed ; and the following advertisement, a half-century later, shows that the skilled weapon had not at that time been set aside for the more brutal fist : — A Tryal of Skill to be performed at His Majesty's Bear Garden -£*- in Hockley-in-the-Hole, on Thursday next, being the 9fch instant, betwixt these following masters : — Edmund Button, master of the noble science of defence, who hath lately cut down Mr. Hasgit and the Champion of the West, and 4 besides, and James Harris, an Herefordshire man, master of the noble science of defence, who has fought 98 prizes and never was worsted, to exercise the usual weapons, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon precisely. — Postman, July 4, 1701. The savage character of the time may be judged from this public boast of Mr. Edmund Button that he had cut down six men with a murderous weapon. We question, however, if the age which could tolerate such ruffianism was not exceeded by the change which substituted the fist for the sword, and wit- nessed women entering the ring in the place of men. Some of the earliest notices of boxing-matches upon record, singularly enough, took place between combatants of the fair sex. In a public journal of 1722, for instance, we find the following gage of battle thrown down, and accepted : — CHALLENGE. — I, Elizabeth Wilkinson, of Clerkenwell, having had some words with Hannah Hyfield, and requiring satisfac- tion, do invite her to meet me upon the stage, and box me for three guineas ; each woman holding half-a-crown in each hand, and the first woman that drops the money to lose the battle. Answer. — I, Hannah Hyfield, of Newgate Market, hearing of the resoluteness of Elizabeth Wilkinson, will not fail, God willing, to give her more blows than words, desiring home blows, and from her no favour : she may expect a good thumping ! C 30 ADVERTISEMENTS. The half-crowns in the hands was an ingenious device to prevent scratching ! A still more characteristic specimen of one of these challenges to a fisticuff between two women is to be found in the Daily Post of July 7th, 1728 : — A T Mr. Stokes' Amphitheatre in Islington Road, this present -£*- Monday, being the 7 of October, will be a complete Boxing Match by the two following Championesses : — Whereas I, Ann Field, of Stoke New- ington, ass-driver, well known for my abilities in boxing in my own defence wherever it happened in my way, having been affronted by Mrs. Stokes, styled the European Championess, do fairly invite her to a trial of her best skill in Boxing for 10 pounds, fair rise and fall ; and question not but to give her such proofs of my judgement that shall oblige her to acknowledge me Championess of the Stage, to the entire satisfaction of all my friends. I, Elizabeth Stokes, of the City of London, have not fought in this way since I fought the famous boxing-woman of Billingsgate 29 minutes, and gained a complete victory (which is six years ago) ; but as the famous Stoke Newington ass-woman dares me to fight her for the 10 pounds, I do assure her I will not fail meeting her for the said sum, and doubt not that the blows which I shall present her with will be more difficult for her to digest than any she ever gave her asses. — Note. A man, known by the name of Rugged and Tuff, challenges the best man of Stoke Newington to fight him for one guinea to what sum they please to venture. N.B. Attend- ance will be given at one, and the encounter to begin at four precisely. There will be the diversion of Cudgel-playing as usual. Other advertisements about this time relate to cock-matches, sometimes " to last the week," to bull-baiting, and, more cruel still, to dressing up mad bulls with fireworks, in order to worry them with dogs. The brutal tone of manners, which set in afresh with the Hanoverian succession, might be alone gathered from the so-called sporting advertisements of the day ; and we now see that Hogarth, in his famous picture, had no need to, and probably did not, draw upon his imagination for the com- bination of horrid cruelties therein depicted. The very same tone pervaded the gallantry of the day, and we print two advertisements, one of the time of Anne, and the other of the age we are now illustrating, in order to contrast their spirit. We give the more polished one precedence : — A GENTLEMAN" who, the twentieth instant, had the honour to conduct a lady out of a boat at Whitehall-stairs, desires to know ■where he may wait on her to disclose a matter of concern. A letter directed to Mr. Samuel Reeves, to be left with Mr. May, at the Golden Head, the upper end of New Southampton Street, Covent Garden. — Tatler, March 21, 1709. ADVERTISEMENTS. 31 A certain courtly style and air of good breeding pervades this advertisement, of which Sir Richard Steele himself need not have been ashamed ; but what a falling-off is here ! — WHEREAS a young lady was at Covent Garden playhouse last Tuesday night, and received a blow with a square piece of wood on her breast ; if the lady be single, and meet me on Sunday, at two o'clock, on the Mall in St. James's Park, or send a line directed for A. B., to Mr. Jones's, at the Sun Tavern in St. Paul's Churchyard, where and when I shall wait on her, to inform her of something very much to her advantage on honourable terms, her compliance will be a lasting pleasure to her most obedient servant. — General Advertiser, Feb. 8, 1748. It would seem as though the beau had been forced to resort to a missile to make an impression, and then felt the necessity of stating that his intentions were "honourable," in order to secure an interview with his innamorata. Imagine, too, the open unblushing manner in which the assignation is attempted ! We are far from saying that such matters are not managed now through the medium of advertisements, for we shall presently show they are, but in how much more carefully concealed a manner! The perfect contempt of public opinion, or rather the public acquiescence in such infringements of the moral law, which it exhibits, proves the general state of morality more than the infringements themselves, which obtain more or less at all times. Two of the causes which led to this low tone of man- ners with respect to women were doubtless the detestable profligacy of the courts of the two first Georges, and the very defective condition of the existing marriage law. "William and Mary, and Anne, had, by their decorous, not to say frigid lives, redeemed the crown, and, in some measure, the aristocracy, from the vices of the Restoration. Crown, court, and quality, how- ever, fell into a still worse slough on the accession of the Hanoverian king, who soiled afresh the rising tone of public life by his scandalous connection with the Duchess of Kendal and the Countess of Darlington ; whilst his son and successor was absolutely abetted in his vicious courses by his own queen, who promoted his commerce with his two mistresses, the Coun- tesses of Suffolk and Yarmouth. The degrading influence of the royal manners was well seconded by the condition of the 32 ADVERTISEMENTS. law. Keith's chapel in May Fair, and that at the Fleet, were the Gretna Greens of the age, where children could get mar- ried at any time of the day or night for a couple of crowns. It was said at the time, that at the former chapel six thousand persons were annually married in this off-hand way ; the youngest of the beautiful Miss Gunnings was wedded to the Duke of Hamilton, at twelve o'clock at night, with a ring off the bed-curtain, at this very " marriage-shop." The fruits of such .unions may be imagined. The easy way in which the marriage bond was worn and broken through is clearly indi- cated by the advertisements which absolutely crowd the public journals from the accession of the House of Brunswick up to the time of the third George, of husbands warning the public not to trust their runaway wives. We have referred, in an early part of this paper, to the taste for blackamoors, which set in the reign of Charles II., and went on increasing until the middle of the next century, at which time there must have been a very considerable population of negro servants in the metropolis. At first the picturesque natives of the East were pressed into the service of the nobility and gentry, and colour does not appear to have been a sine qua non. Thus we have in the London Gazette of 1688 the follow- ing hue-and-cry advertisement : — ETJN away from his master, Captain St. Lo, the 21st instant, Obdelah Ealias Abraham, a Moor, swarthy complexion, short frizzled hair, a gold ring in his ear, in a black coat and blew breeches. He took with him a blew Turkish watch-gown, a Turkish suit of clothing that he used to wear about town, and several other things. Whoever brings him to Mr. Lozel's house in Green Street shall have one guinea for his charges. The next advertisement we find also relates to what we must consider an East Indian. The notion of property in these boys seems to have been complete ; their masters put their names upon their collars, as they did upon their setters or spaniels : — A BLACK boy, an Indian, about thirteen years old, run away the 8th instant from Putney, with a collar about his neck with this inscription : 'the Lady Bromfield's black in Lincoln's Inn Fields.' "Who- ever brings him to Sir Edward Bromfield's at Putney shall have a guinea reward. — The London Gazette, 1694. ADVERTISEMENTS. 33 The traffic in African blacks, which commenced towards the end of the seventeenth century, seems to have displaced these eastern servitors towards the end of the century, for henceforth the word negro, blackamoor, or black boy, is invariably used. No doubt the fashion for these negroes and other coloured attendants was derived from the Venetian Republic, the inter- course of whose merchants with Africa and India naturally led to their introduction. Titian and other great painters of his school continually introduced them in their pictures, and our own great bard has for ever associated the Moor with the City in the Sea. In England the negro boys appear to have been considered as much articles of sale as they would have been in the slave-market at Constantinople. In the Tatler of 1709 we find one offered to the public in the following terms : — A BLACK boy, twelve years of age, fit to wait on a gentleman, to be disposed of at Denis's Coffee-house in Finch Lane, near the Royal Exchange. Again, in the Daily Journal of September 28th, 1728, we light upon another : — HPO be sold, a negro boy, aged eleven years. Enquire of the "*■ Virginia Coffee-house in Threadneedle Street, behind the Royal Exchange. These were the overflowings of that infamous traffic in negroes, commenced by Sir John Hawkins in the year 1680, which tore from their homes, and transferred to Jamaica alone, no less than 910,000 Africans between that time and the year 1786, when the slave-trade was abolished. We have brought the reader up to the date of the final battle which extinguished the hopes of the Stuarts and settled the line of Brunswick firmly on the throne. The year 174-5 witnessed the commencement of the General Advertiser, the title of which indicates the purpose to which it was dedicated. This paper was the first successful attempt to depend for support upon the advertisements it contained, thereby creating a new era in the newspaper press. From the very outset its D 34 ADVERTISEMENTS. columns were filled with them, between fifty and sixty, regu- larly classified and separated by rules, appearing in each publi- cation ; in fact, the advertising page put on for the first time a modern look. The departure of ships is constantly notified, and the engravings of these old high- pooped vessels sail in even line down the column. Trading matters have at last got the upper hand. You see " a pair of leather bags," " a scarlet laced-coat," "a sword," still inquired after; and theatres make a show, for this was the dawning of the age of Foote, Macklin, Garrick, and most of the other great players of the last century ; but, comparatively speaking, the gaieties and follies of the town ceased gradually from this time to proclaim themselves through the medium of advertisements. The great earthquake at Lisbon so frightened the people, that masquerades were pro- hibited by law, and the puppet-shows, the rope-dancing, the china-auctions, and public breakfasts henceforth grow scarcer and scarcer as the Ladies Betty and Sally, who inaugurated them, withdrew by degrees, withered, faded, and patched, from the scene. The only signs of the political tendencies of the time to be gathered from the sources we are pursuing, are the party dinners, announcements of which are now and then to be met with as follows : — rjlO THE JOYOUS.— The Bloods are desired to meet together -*• at the house known by the name of the Sir Hugh Middleton, near Saddler's Wells, Islington, which Mr. Skeggs has procured for that day for the better entertainment of those Gentlemen who agreed to meet at his own house. Dinner will be on the Table punctually at two o'clock. — General Advertiser, Jan. 13, 1748. Or the following still more characteristic example from the same paper of April 1 2 :-— HALE-MOON TAYEKN, CHEAPSIDE.— Saturday next, the 16 of April, being the anniversary of the Glorious Battle of Colloden, the Stars will assemble in the Moon at Six in the evening. Therefore the Choice Spirits are desired to make their appearance and fill up the joy. — Endymion. "Within five-and-twenty years from this elate most of the existing morning journals ^were established, and their adver- ADVERTISEMENTS. 35 tising columns put on a guise closely resembling that which, they now present. We need not therefore pursue our deep trenching into the old subsoil in order to turn up long-buried evidences of manners and fashions, for they have ceased to appear, either fossil or historical ; we therefore boldly leap the gulf that intervenes between these old days and the present. The early part of the present century saw the commence- ment of that liberal and systematic plan of advertising which marks the complete era in the art. Princely ideas by degrees took possession of the trading mind as to the value of this new agent in extending their business transactions. Pack wood, some thirty years ago, led the way by impressing his razor- strop indelibly on the mind of every bearded member of the empire. Like other great potentates he boasted a laureate in his pay, and every one remembers the reply made to the individuals curious to know who drew up his advertisements : " La, sir, we keeps a poet ! " By universal consent, however, the world has accorded to the late George Robins the palm in this style of commercial puffing. His advertisements were really artistically written. Like Martin, he had the power of investing every landscape and building he touched with an importance and majesty not attainable by meaner hands. He did perhaps go beyond the yielding line of even poetical license, when he described one portion of a paradise he was about to submit to public competi- tion as adorned, among other charms, with a "hanging wood," which the astonished purchaser found out meant nothing more than an old gallows. But then he redeemed slight manoeuvres of this kind by touches which really displayed a genius for puffing. On one occasion he had made the beauties of an estate so enchanting, that he found it necessary to blur it by a fault or two, lest it should prove too bright and good " for human nature's daily food." " But there are two drawbacks to the property," sighed out this Hafiz of the Mart, " the litter of the rose-leaves and the noise of the nightingales ! " Certainly the force of exquisite puffing could no further go, and when he died the poetry of advertising departed. Others, such as d 2 36 ADVERTISEMENTS. Charles Wright of Champagne celebrity, have attempted to strike the strings ; and Moses does, we believe, veritably keep a poet ; but none of them have been able to rival George the Great, and we yawn as we read sonnets which end in the invariable " mart," or acrostics which refer to Hyam and Co.'s superior vests. Twenty years ago some of the daily news- papers admitted illustrated advertisements into their columns ; now it would be fatal to any of them to do so. Nevertheless, they are by far the most effective of their class, as they call in the aid of another sense to express their meaning. All but the minors of the present generation must remember George Cruik- shank's exquisite woodcut of the astonished cat viewing herself in the polished Hessian, which made the fortune of Warren. But in those days tradesmen only tried their wings for the flight. It was left to the present time to prove what unlimited confidence in the power of the advertisement will effect, and a short list of the sums annually spent in this item by some of the most adventurous dealers will perhaps startle our readers. " Professor " Holloway, Pills, etc £30,000 Moses and Son 10,000 Rowland and Co. (Macassar oil, &c.) 10,000 Dr. De Jongh (cod-liver oil) 10,000 Heal and Sons (bedsteads and bedding) .... 6,000 Nicholls (tailor) 4,500 It does seem indeed incredible that one house should expend upon the mere advertising of quack pills and ointment a sum equal to the entire revenue of many a German principality. Can it possibly pay ? asks the astonished reader. Let the increasing avenue of assistants, to be seen " from morn to dewy eve" wrapping up pills in the "professor's" establishment within the shadow of Temple Bar, supply the answer.* Yastly as the press of this country has expanded of late years, if has proved insufficient to contain within its limits the rapid current of puffing which has set in. Advertisements now overflow into * A furniture broker made his fortune by an advertisement beaded "Advice to Persons about to Marry." Our witty friend Punch followed up this prelude with the single word Don't, as the substitute for the lists of four-posted beds. ADVERTISEMENTS. 37 our omnibuses, our cabs, our railway carriages, and our steam- boats. Madame Tussaud pays 90?. monthly to the Atlas Omnibus Company alone for the privilege of posting her bills in their vehicles. They are inked upon the pavement, painted in large letters under the arches of the bridges and on every dead wall. Lloyd's weekly newspaper is stamped on the " full Guelph cheek " of the plebeian penny ; the emissaries of Moses shower perfect libraries through the windows of the carriages which ply from the railway stations ; and, as a crowning fact, Thackeray, in his " Journey from Cornhill to Cairo," tells us that Warren's blacking is painted up over an obliterated inscription to Psammetichus on Pompey's Pillar ! Having shown the reader the slow growth of the adver- tising column ; having climbed, like " Jack in the Bean-stalk," from its humble root in the days of the Commonwealth up its still increasing stem in the succeeding hundred years, we now come upon its worthy flower in the shape of the sixteen-paged Times of the present day. Spread open its broad leaves, and behold the greatest marvel of the age — the microcosm in type. Who can recognize in its ample surface, which reflects like some camera-obscura the wants, the wishes, the hopes, and the fears of this great city, the news-book of the Cromwellian times with its leash of advertisements ? Herein we see how fierce is the struggle of two millions and a half of people for dear existence. Every advertisement writhes and fights with its neighbour, and every phase of society, brilliant, broken, or dim, is reflected in this battle-field of life. Let us tell off the rank and file of this army of announcements. On the 24th of May, 1855, the Times, in its usual sixteen-paged paper, con- tained the incredible number of 2,575 advertisements. Amazing as this total appears, we only arrive at its full significance by analyzing the vast array. Then, indeed, we feel what an im- portant power is the great British public Of old the ante- chambers of the noble were thronged with poets, artists, pub- lishers, tradesmen, and dependants of all kinds, seeking for the droppings of their favour ; but what lordly antechamber ever presented such a crew of place-hunters, servitors, literary and 38 ADVERTISEMENTS. scientific men, schemers, and shopkeepers as daily offer their services to the humblest individual who can spare a penny for an hour's perusal of the Times ? Let us take this paper of the 24th of May and examine the crowd of persons and things which cry aloud through its pages, each attempting to make its voice heard above the other. Here we see a noble fleet of ships, 129 in number, chartered for the regions of gold, for America, for India, for Africa — for every port, in fact, where cupidity, duty, or affection holds out an attraction for the British race. Another column wearies the eye with its inter- minable line of " Wants." Here in long and anxious row we see the modern "mop" or statute-fair for hiring ; 429 servants of all grades, from the genteel lady's-maid or the "thorough cook," who will only condescend to accept service where two footmen are kept, to the humble scullery-maid, on that day passed their claims before us for inspection. Another column is noisy with auctioneers ; 136 of whom notify their intention of poising their impatient hammers when we have favoured them with our company. Here we see a crowd of booksellers offering, hot from the press, 195 new volumes, many of which, we are assured by the appended critique, " should find a place in every gentleman's library." There are 378 houses, shops, and establishments presented to us to select from ; and 144 lodging-house keepers, " ladies having houses larger than they require," and medical men who own "retreats," press forward with genteel offers of board and lodging. Education pursues her claims by the hands of no less than 144 preceptors, male and female ; whilst the hair, the skin, the feet, the teeth, and the inward man are offered the kind attention of thirty-six professors who possess infallible remedies for all the ills that flesh is heir to. The remainder is made up of the miscella- neous cries of tradesmen, whose voices rise from every portion of the page like the shouting of chapmen from a fair. In the midst of all this struggle for gold, place, and position, which goes on every day in this wonderful publication, outcries from the very depths of the heart, passionate tears, bursts of indig- nation, and heartrending appeals, startle one as they issue from ADVERTISEMENTS. 39 the second column of its front page. Here the father sees his prodigal son afar off and falls upon his neck ; the heartbroken mother implores her runaway child to return ; or the abandoned wife searches through the world for her mate. It is strange how, when the eye is saturated with the thirst after mammon exhibited by the rest of the broadsheet, the heart becomes touched by these plaintive but searching utterances, a few ot which we reproduce : — ITHE one-winged Dove must die unless the Crane returns to - 1 - be a shield against her enemies. — Times of 1850. Or here is another which moves still more : — BJ. C. — How more than cruel not to write. Take pity on i such patient silence. — Times, 1850. The most ghastly advertisement which perhaps ever appeared in a public journal we copy from this paper of the year 1845. It is either a threat to inter a wrong body in the " family vault," or an address to a dead man : — mo THE PARTY WHO POSTS HIS LETTERS IN" X PRINCE'S STREET, LEICESTER SQUARE. — Your family is now in a state of excitement unbearable. Your attention is called to an advertisement in Wednesday's Morning Advertiser, headed, "A body found drowned at Deptford." After your avowal to your friend as to what you might do, he has been to see the decomposed remains, accompanied by others. The features are gone ; but there are marks on the arm ; so that, unless they bear from you to-day, it will satisfy them that the remains are those of their misguided relative, and steps will be directly taken to place them in the family vault, as they cannot bear the idea of a pauper's funeral. Sometimes we see the flashing eyes of indignation gleaming through the very words. The following is evidently written to an old lover with all the burning passion of a woman de- ceived : — IT is enough ; one man alone upon earth have I found noble. Away from me for ever ! Cold heart and mean spirit, you have lost what millions — empires — could not have bought, but which a single word truthfully and nobly spoken might have made your own to all eternity. Yet you are forgiven : depart in peace : I rest in my Redeemer. — Times, Sept 1st, 1852. Sometimes it is more confiding love " wafting a sigh from iO ADVERTISEMENTS. Indus to the pole," or, finger on lip, speaking secretly, and as he thinks securely, through the medium of cipher advertisements to the loved one. Sweet delusion ! There are wicked philo- sophers abroad who unstring the bow of harder toil by picking your inmost thoughts ! Lovers beware ! intriguers tremble ! Many a wicked passage of illicit love, many a joy fearfully snatched, which passed through the second column of the first page of the Times as a string of disjointed letters, unintelli- gible as the correspondents thought, to all the world but them- selves, have we seen fairly copied out in plain if not always good English in the commonplace books of these cunning men at cryptographs. Here, for instance, we give an episode from the life of "Flo," which appeared in the Times ot 1853-54, as a proof : — FLO. — Thou voice of my heart ! Berlin, Thursday. I leave next Monday, and shall press you to my heart on Saturday. Cod bless you I— Nov. 29, 1853. FLO. — The last is wrong. I repeat it. Thou voice of my heart. I am so lonely, I miss you more than ever. I look at your picture every night. I send you an Indian shawl to wear round you while asleep after dinner. It will keep you from harm, and you must fancy my arms are around you. God bless you ! how I do love you ! — Dec. 23, 1853. FLO. — My own love, I am happy again ; it is like awaking from a bad dream. You are, my life ; to know that there is a chance of seeing you, to hear from you, to do things to enough. [There is some error here.] I shall try to see you soon. Write to me as often as you can. God bless you, thou voice of my heart ! — Jan. 2, 1S54. FLO. — Thou voice of my heart ! How I do love you ! How are you ? Shall you be laid up this spring ? I can see yeu walking with your darling. What would I give to be with you ! Thanks for your last letter. I fear nothing but separation from you. You are my world, my life, my hope. Thou more than life, farewell! God bless you! — Jan. 6, 1854. FLO. — I fear, dearest, our cipher is discovered : write at once to your friend "Indian Shawl" (P.O.), Buckingham, Bucks. — Jan. 7, 1845. The advertisement of January 7th is written in a great fright, and refers to the discovery and exposure of the cipher in the Times newspaper ; for whenever the aforesaid philosophers perceive that a secret correspondence has arrived at a critical ADVERTISEMENTS. 41 point they charitably insert a marplot advertisement in the same cipher. The "Flo" intrigue was carried on in figures, the key to which is as follows . — 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 y. u. o. i. e. a. d. k. h. f. s. t. n. m. r. 1. d. g- w. P- X. c. b. v. The reader will perhaps remember another mad-looking advertisement which appeared in the year 1853, headed " Cene- rentola." The first, dated Feb. 2nd, we interpret thus : — CENERENTOLA, I wish to' try if you can read this, and am most anxious to hear the end, when you return, and how long you remain here. Do write a few lines, darling, please : I have been very far from happy since you went away. One of the parties cannot frame an adequate explanation of some delicate matter clearly, as we find on the 11th the follow- ing :— pENERENTOLA, until my heart is sick have I tried to ^ frame an explanation for you, but cannot. Silence is safest, if the true cause is not suspected ; if it is, all stories will be sifted to the bottom. Do you remember our cousin's first proposition? — think of it. The following, which appeared on the 19th of the same month, is written in plain language, and is evidently a specimen of the marplot advertisement before alluded to : — CENERENTOLA, what nonsense ! Your cousin's proposition is absurd. I have given an explanation — the true one — which has per- fectly satisfied both parties — a thing which silence never could have effected.. So no more such absurdity. The secret of this cipher consisted in representing each letter by the twenty-second onward continually. One more specimen of these singular advertisements and we have done. On Feb. 20, 1852, there appeared in the Times the following mysterious line : — npiG tjohw it tig jfhiirvola og tig psgvw. — F. D. 2T. The general reader, doubtless, looked upon this jumble of 42 ADVERTISEMENTS. letters with some such a puzzled air as the mastiff gives the tortoise in a very popular French bronze ; but not being able to make anything out of it, passed on to the more intelligible contents of the paper. A friend of ours, however, was curious and intelligent enough to extract the plain English out of it, though not without much trouble, as thus : — If we take the first word of the sentence, Tig, and place under its second letter i the one which alphabetically precedes it, and treat the next letters in a similar manner, we shall have the following combi- nation : — Tig h f e Beading the first letters obliquely we have the article " The j" if we treat the second word in the same manner, the following will be the result : — T j o h w i. n. S- V. m. f. "U. e. t. which, read in the same slanting way, produces the word Times, and the whole sentence, thus ingeniously worked out, gives up its latent and extraordinary meaning, thus — " THE Times is the Jefferies of the press." What could have induced any one to take so much trouble thus to plant a hidden insult into the leading journal, we cannot divine. " East, " He Blew," '< Willie and Fanny," " Dominoes," and " My darling A.," need not feel uncomfortable although we know their secrets. We have said quite enough to prove to these individuals that such ciphers as they use, are picked immediately by any cryptographic Hobbs ; indeed, all systems of writing which dej)end upon transmutations of the letters of the alphabet, or the substitution of figures for letters, such as we generally find in the Times, are mere puzzles for children, and not worthy of the more cunning or finished in the art. ADVERTISEMENTS. 43 It is not to be expected, with all the caution exhibited by the morning papers to prevent the insertion of swindling adver- tisements that rogues do not now and then manage to take advantage of their great circulation for the sake of forwarding their own nefarious schemes. Sir Robert Carden has just done good service by running to earth the Mr. Fynn, who for years has lived abroad in splendour at the expense of the poor gover- nesses he managed to victimize through the advertising columns of the Times. One's heart sickens at the stream of poor young ladies his promises have dragged across the continent, and the consequences which may have resulted from their thus putting their reputation as well as* their money into his power. Such scandalous traps as these are, of course, rare ; but the papers are full of minor pitfalls, into which the unwary are continually falling, sometimes with their eyes wide open. Of the latter class are the matrimonial advertisements ; here is a specimen of one of the most artful of its kind we ever remember to have seen : — TO GIRLS OF FORTUNE— MATRIMONY.— A bachelor, -*- young, amiable, handsome, and of good family, and accustomed to move in the highest sphere of society, is embarrassed in his circumstances. Marriage is his only hope of extrication. This advertisement is inserted by one of his friends. Ingratitude was never one of his faults, and he will study for the remainder of his life to prove his estimation of the confidence placed in him. — Address, post-paid, L. L. H. L., 47, King Street, Soho. — N.B. The witticisms of cockney scribblers deprecated. The air of candour, and the taking portrait of the handsome bachelor, whose very poverty is converted into a charm, is cleverly assumed. An announcement of a much less flattering kind, but probably of a more genuine and honourable nature, was published in Blackwood some time ago, which we append, as, like Landseer's dog-pictures, the two form a capital pair illus- trative of high and low life. ]M~ATRIMONIAL ADVERTISEMENT. — I hereby give ■*•"-*- notice to all unmarried women, that I, John Hobnail, am at this writing five-and-forty, a widower, and in want of a wife. As I wish no one to be mistaken, I have a good cottage, with a couple of acres of land, for which I pay 21. a year. I have five children, four of them old enough to be in employment ; three sides of bacon, and some pigs ready 44 ADVERTISEMENTS. for market. I should like to have a woman fit to take care of her house ■when I am out. I want no second family. She may be between forty and fifty if she likes. A good sterling woman would be preferred, who would take care of the pigs. The following is also matter of fact, but it looks supicious : — MATRIMONY TO MILLINERS AND DRESSMAKERS. A young man about to emigrate to South Australia would be happy to form an alliance with a young woman in the above line possessing 601. or 1001. property. Any one so disposed, by applying by letter (post- paid) to T. Hall, 175, Upper Thames Street, till Saturday next, appointing an interview, may depend on prompt attention and strict secrecy. — Times, 1845. The matrimonial bait is so obviously a good one, that of late years we see advertisements of institutions, at which regular lists of candidates for the marriage state, both male and female, are kept, together with portraits, and a ledger in which pecu- niary and mental qualifications are neatly posted. Such springes are only suited, however, for the grossest folly ; but there is another class of advertisements which empties the pockets of the industrious and aspiring in a very workmanlike manner : we allude to such as the following : — GENTLEMEN having a respectable circle of acquaintance may hear of means of INCREASING their INCOME without the slightest pecuniary risk, or of having (by any chance) their feelings wounded. Apply for particulars, by letter, stating their position, &c, to W. R., 37, Wiginore Street, Cavendish Square. Gentlemen whose feelings are so delicate that they must not be injured on any consideration, who nevertheless have a desire for lucre, we recommend not to apply to such persons, unless they wish to receive for their pains some such a scheme as was forwarded to a person who had answered an advertisement (enclosing, as directed, thirty postage-stamps) in Lloyd's Weekly Journal, headed a How to make 21. per week by the outlay of 10s.":— " First purchase 1 cwt. of large-sized potatoes, which may be obtained for the sum of 4s., then purchase a large basket, which will cost say another 4s., then buy 2s. worth of flannel blanketing, and this will com- prise your stock in trade, of which the total cost is 10s. A large-sized potato weighs about half a pound, consequently there are 224 potatoes in a cwt. ADVEKTISEMENTS. 45 "Take half the above quantity of potatoes each evening to a baker's, and have them baked ; when properly cooked put them in your basket, well wrapped up in the flannel to keep them hot, and sally forth and offer them for sale at one penny each. Numbers will be glad to purchase them at that price, and you will for certain be able to sell half a cwt. every evening. From the calculation made below you will see by that means you will be able to earn 21. per week. The best plan is to frequent the most crowded thoroughfares, and make good use of your lungs ; thus letting people know what you have for sale. You could also call in at each public-house on your way, and solicit the patronage of the customers, many of whom would be certain to buy of you. Should you have too much pride to transact the business yourself (though no one need be ashamed of pursuing an honest calling), you could hire a boy for a few shillings a week, who could do the work for you, and you could still make a handsome profit weekly. " The following calculation proves that 21. per week can be made by selling baked potatoes : — " 1 cwt., containing 224 potatoes, sold in two evenings, at Id. each £0 18 8 Deduct cost 4 £0 14 8 3 Six evenings' sale £2 4 Pay baker at the rate of 8d. per evening for baking potatoes 4 Net profit per week £2 " One more specimen of these baits for gudgeon, and we have done. We frequently see appeals to the benevolent for the loans of small sums. Some of these are doubtless written by innocent persons in distress, who confide in the good side of human nature ; and we have been given to understand that in many cases this blind confidence has not been misplaced ; for there are many Samaritans who read the papers nowadays, and feel a romantic pleasure in answering such appeals : at the same time, we are afraid that the great majority of them are gross deceptions. The veritable whine of " the poor broken-down tradesman " who makes a habit of visiting our quiet streets and appealing, in a very solemn voice, to " my brethren " for the loan of a small trifle, whilst he anxiously scans the windows for the halfpence, is observable, for instance, in the following cool appeal : — TO THE BENEVOLENT.— A Young Tradesman has, from -*- a series of misfortunes, been reduced to the painful necessity of asking for a trifling SUM to enable him to raise 101. to save himself from inevit- 46 ADVERTISEMENTS. able ruin and poverty ; or if any gentleman would lend the above it would be faithfully repaid. Satisfactory references as to the genuineness of this case. — Direct to A. Z., Mr. Rigby's, Post-Office, Mile-end Road. The receipt of conscience-money is constantly acknowledged in advertisements by the Chancellor of the Exchequer of the day, and the sums which in this manner find their way into the Exchequer are by no means inconsiderable. It is honourable to human nature, amid all the roguery we have exposed, to find that now and then some conscience is touched by a very small matter, and that great trouble and no little expense is often gone to in order that others may not suffer through the inad- vertency or carelessness of the advertiser. The following is a delicate example : — TO HACKNEY-CO ACUMEN— About the month of March -*- last, a gentleman from the country took a coach from Finsbury Square, and accidentally broke the glass of one of its windows. Being unwell at the time, the circumstance was forgotten when he quitted the coach, and it would now be a great relief to his mind to be put in a situation to pay the coachman for it. Should this meet the eye of the person who drove the coach, and he will make application to A. B., at Walker's Hotel, Dean Street, Soho, any morning during the next week, before eleven o'clock, proper attention will be paid to it. — Times, 1842. The more curious advertisements which from time to time appear in the public journals, but particularly in the Times, do not admit of classification ; and they are so numerous, moreover, that if we were to comment upon one tithe of those that have appeared within the last six years, we should far exceed the limits of this article. We make no apology, therefore, for stringing together the following very odd lot : — DO YOU WANT A SERVANT ?— Necessity prompts the question.— The advertiser OFFERS his SERVICES to any lady or gentleman, company, or others, in want of a truly faithful confidential ser- vant in any capacity not menial, where a practical knowledge of human nature, in various parts of the world, would be available. Could under- take any affair of small or great importance, where talent, inviolable secrecy, or good address would be necessary. Has moved in the best and worst societies without being contaminated by either ; has never been a servant ; begs to recommend himself as one who knows his p'ace ; is moral, temperate, middle-aged ; no objection to any part of the world. Could advise any capitalist wishing to increase his income, and have the control of his own money. Could act as secretary or valet to any lady or gentleman. Can give advice or hold his tongue, sing, dance, play, fence, box, or preach ADVERTISEMENTS. 47 a sermon, tell a story, be grave or gay, ridiculous or sublime, or do any- thing, from the curling of a peruke to the storming of a citadel, but never to excel his master. — Address, A. B. C, 7, Little St. Andrew Street, Leicester Square. — Times, 1850. THE MIGHTY ANGEL'S MIDNIGHT ROAR—" Behold J- the Bridegroom coraeth, go ye out to meet him." This awful cry, as is demonstrated, will very shortly be heard, viz. : at the commencement of "the great day (or year) of God's wrath," or the last of the 2,300 days (or years) in Daniel's prophecy. By the authors of " Proofs of the Second Coming of Messiah at the Passover in 1848." Price 6d. Fourth Edition. This is a Muggletonian prophecy of the destruction of the world at a certain date. The prediction failed, however, and the pro- phet found it necessary to explain the reason : — THE MIGHTY ANGEL'S MIDNIGHT ROAR— The J- authors, owing to their disappointment, most sedulously investigated its cause, and instantly announce its discovery. Daniel's vision, in chap, 8, was for 2,300 years, to the end of which (see 5-12) the " little horn " was to practise and prosper, after which comes the year of God's wrath, which was erroneously included in the 2,300 years, and thus the midnight cry will be a year later than stated. — Times, 1851. TO P. Q. HOW IS YOUR MOTHER ? I shan't inquire -*- further, and must decline entering upon the collateral branches of the family.— Times, 1842. TO WIDOWERS and SINGLE GENTLEMEN.— -*- WANTED, by a lady, a SITUATION to superintend the household and preside at table. She is agreeable, becoming, careful, desirable, English, facetious, generous, honest, industrious, judicious, keen, lively, merry, natty, obedient, philosophic, quiet, regular, sociable, tasteful, useful, viva- cious, womanish, xantippish, youthful, zealous, &c. — Address, X. Y. Z., Simmond's Library, Edgeware Road. — Times. rjIHE TITLE OF AN ANCIENT BARON. Mr. George X Eobins is empowered to SELL tbe TITLE and DIGNITY of a BAPON. The origin of the family, its ancient descent, and illustrious ancestry, will be fully developed to those and such only as desire to possess this distinguished rank for tbe inconsiderable sum of 1,000£. Co vent-garden Market.— Times, 1841. DOSTAGE STAMPS. A young lady, being desirous of X covering her dressing-room witb cancelled POSTAGE STAMPS, has been so far encouraged in her wisb by private friends as to have suc- ceeded in collecting 16,000 ! these, however, being insufficient, she will be greatly obliged if any good-natured persons who may have these (otherwise useless) little articles at their disposal would assist in her whimsical project. Address to E. D., Mr. Butt's, glover, Leadenhall Street ; or Mr. Marshall's, ewdler, Hackney. — Times, 1841. 4S ADVERTISEMENTS. TO THE THEATRICAL PROFESSION".— WANTED, for a Summer Theatre and Circuit, a Leading Lady, Singing Chamber- maid, First Low Comedian, Heavy Man, Walking Gentleman, and one or two Gentlemen for Utility. To open July 9th. Address (enclosing Stamp for reply) to Mr. J. "WINDSOR, Theatre Royal, Preston, Lancashire. — Era, July 1, 1855. /"ANTED a Man and his Wife to look after a Horse and Dairy with a religious turn of mind without any incumbrance. V The variety is perhaps as astonishing as the number of adver- tisements in the Times. Like the trunk of an elephant, no matter seems too minute or too gigantic, too ludicrous or too sad, to be lifted into notoriety by the giant of Printing-house Square. The partition of a thin rule suffices to separate a call for the loan of millions from the sad weak cry of the destitute gentlewoman to be allowed to slave in a nursery " for the sake of a home." Vehement love sends its voice imploring through the world after a graceless boy, side by side with the announce- ment of the landing of a cargo of lively turtle, or the card of a bug-killer. The poor lady who advertises for boarders " merely for the sake of society" finds her " want" cheek-by-jowl with some Mnggletonian announcement gratuitously calculated to break up society altogether, to the effect that the world will come to an end by the middle of the next month. Or the reader is informed that for twelve postage stamps he may learn " How to obtain a certain fortune," exactly opposite an offer of a bonus of 5001. to any one who will obtain for the advertiser " a Government situation." The Times reflects every want, and appeals to every motive which affects our composite society. And why does it do this 1 Because of its ubiquity : go where we will, there, like the house-fly or the sparrow, we find it. The porter reads it in his -beehive-chair, the master in his library ; Green, we have no doubt, takes it with him to the clouds in his balloon, and the collier reads it in the depths of the mine ; the workman at his bench, the lodger in his two-pair back, the gold-digger in his hole, and the soldier in the trench, pore over its broad pages. Hot from the press, or months old, still it is read. That it is, par excellence, the national paper, and reflects more than any other the life of the people, may be ADVERTISEMENTS. 49 gathered from its circulation. They show in the editor's room a singular diagram, which indicates by an irregular line the circulation day by day and year by year. On this sheet the gusts of political feeling and the pressure of popular excitement, are as minutely indicated as the force and direction of the wind are shown by the self-registering apparatus in Lloyd's Rooms. Thus we find that in the year 1845 it ran along at a pretty nearly dead level of 23.000 copies daily. In 1846 — for one day, the 28th of January, that on which the report of Sir Robert Peel's statement respecting the Corn Laws appeared — it rose in a towering peak to a height of 51,000, and then fell again to its old number. It began the year 1848 with 29,000, and rose to 43,000 on the 29th of February — the morrow of the French revolution. In 1852 its level at starting was 36,000, and it attained to the highest point it has yet touched on the 19th of November, the day of the Memoir of the Great Duke, when 69,000 copies were sold. In January, 1853, the level had arisen to 40,000 ; and at the commencement of the present year it stood at 58,000, a circulation which has since increased to 60,000 copies daily ! Notwithstanding all the disturbing causes which make the line of its circulation present the ap- pearance of hill and dale, sometimes rising into Alp-like eleva- tions, its ordinary level at the beginning of each year for some time past has constantly gone on advancing ; insomuch that within ten years its circulation has more than doubled by 7,000 daily. This vigorous growth is the true cause of that wonderful determination of advertisements to its pages, which have over- flowed into a second paper, or supplement, as it was formerly called. That this success has been fairly won, we have never ourselves doubted ; but a fact has come to our knowledge which will pretty clearly prove that this great paper is conducted on principles which are superior to mere money considerations ; or rather its operations are so large that it can afford to inflict upon itself pecuniary losses, such as would annihilate any other journal, in order to take a perfectly free course. In the year 1845, when the railway mania was at its height, the Times 50 ADVERTISEMENTS. advertising sheet was overrun with projected lines, and many a guess was made, we remember, at the time as to their pro- bable value : but high as the estimates generally were, they came far short of the truth. We give the cash and credit returns of advertisements oi all kinds for nine weeks : — • Sept. 6 . , . . . . £2839 14 „ 13 3783 12 „ 20 3935 7 6 „ 27 4692 7 Oct. 4 6318 14 „ 11 6543 17 „ 18 6687 4 „ 25 6025 14 6 Nov. 1 3230 3 6 During the greater part of the time that the proprietors were reaping this splendid harvest from the infatuation of the people, the heaviest guns were daily brought to bear from the leading columns upon the bubbles which rose up so thickly in the adver- tising sheet. The effect of their fire may be measured by the falling off of nearly 3,000£ in the returns for a single week. A journal which could afford to sacrifice such a revenue to its independence, certainly deserved some consideration from the Government ; but, on the contrary, it appears to have been singled out for annoyance by the act which relates to newspapers. We see certain trees on our lawns whose up- shooting branches are by ingenious gardeners trained clown- wards, and taught to hold themselves in a dependent condition by the imposition of weights upon their extremities. The state gardeners have applied the same treatment to the journal in question, by hanging an extra halfpenny stamp upon every copy of its issue — a proceeding which, in our opinion, is as unfair as it is injudicious : and this they will find in the future, when the crowd of mosquito-like cheap journals called forth by the measure, and supported by the very life-blood of the leading journal, begin to gather strength and to attack Whiggery with their democratic buzz. We have dwelt chiefly upon the advertising sheet of the Times, because it is the epitome of that in all the other journals. It must be mentioned, however, that some of the morning and ADVERTISEMENTS. 51 weekly papers lay themselves out for class advertisements. Thus the Morning Post monopolizes all those which relate to fashion and high life ; and the Morning Advertiser, the paper of the licensed victuallers, aggregates to itself every announce- ment relating to their craft. Bell's Life is one mass of adver- tisements of various sports ; the Era is great upon all theat- ricals ; the Athenceum gathers to itself a large proportion of book advertisements. The Illustrated News among the week- lies, like the Times among the dailies, towers by the head above them all. A hebdomadal circulation of 170,000 draws a far more cosmopolitan collection of announcements to its pages than any of its contemporaries can boast. We have said nothing of the advertisements in the provincial journals ; but it is grati- fying to find that they have more than kept pace with those which have appeared in the metropolitan papers. Their enormous increase is best shown by the returns of the adver- tisement duty; from which it appears that in 1851 no less than 2,334,593 advertisements were published in the journals of Great Britain and Ireland — a number which has vastly aug- mented since the tax upon them has been repealed. It is curious to see the estimate which the different journals place upon themselves as mediums of publicity, by comparing their charges for the same advertisement. Thus the contents of the Quarterly Reviev) for January, 1855, precisely similar as far as length is concerned, was charged for insertion as an advertisement by the different papers as follows : — Times, 4s. ; Illustrated News, 11 8s. ; Morning Chronicle, 5s. 6d. ; Morning Post, 6 s. j Daily News, 5s. 6d. ; Spectator, 7s. 6d. ; Morning Herald, 6 s. ; Punch, 15 s. ; Observer, 9 s. 6d. ; English Church- man, 5s. 6d. ; Examiner, 3s. 6d. ; John Bull, 5s. 6d. ; Athenceum, 10s. 6d. Now the Times did not " display" the advertisement as all the others did, it is true, and therefore squeezed it into half the space ; but with this difference, its charge was absolutely the lowest in the list, with the single exception of that of the Examiner. How this moderation on the part of the Leading Journal is to be accounted for we know not ; but the apparent dearness of the Illustrated News meets a ready solution, and e 2 52 ADVERTISEMENTS. affords us an opportunity of showing how vastly the prime cost of an advertisement, during the present high price of paper especially, is augmented by a great increase of the calculation of the paper in which it appears, and what the advertiser really gets for his money. If we take the advertisement of our con- tents {Quarterly Review), it will be found to measure about one inch in depth ; it is obvious, then, that we must multiply this measure by 170,000, the number of separate copies in which it appeared. Now 170,000 inches yield a strip of printed paper the width of a newspaper column — upwards of two miles and three-quarters long ! Thus we have at a glance the real amount of publicity which is procurable in a great journal ; and with so remarkable a statement it will be well to close our paper. -" FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. A story is told of a European who, "wishing to convince a Brahmin of the folly of his faith in interdicting, as an article of food, anything that once possessed life, showed him, by the aid of the microscope, that the very water which he drank was full of living things. The Indian, thus suddenly introduced to an unseen world, dashed the instrument to the ground, and reproached his teacher for having so wantonly destroyed the guiding principle of his life. "We, too, have at home a Hindoo, in the shape of the believing British public, to whose eye Dr. Hassall nicely adjusts the focus of his micro- scope, and bids him behold what unseen villanies are daily perpetrated upon his purse and person. The world at large has almost forgotten Accum's celebrated work, " Death in the Pot;" a new generation has indeed sprung up since it was written, and fraudulent tradesmen and manufac- turers have gone on in silence, and, up to this time, in security, falsifying the food and picking the pockets of the people. Startling indeed as were the revelations in that remarkable book, yet it had little effect in reforming the abuses it exposed. General denunciations of grocers did not touch individuals of the craft, and they were consequently not driven to improve the quality of their wares. The Lancet Commission went to work in a different manner. In Turkey, when of old they caught a baker giving false weight, or adulterating the staff of life, they nailed his ear to the door-post, " pour encourager les autres." Dr. Hassall, like a modern Al Baschid, perambu- lated the town himself, or sent his trustworthy agents to pur- 54 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. chase articles, upon all of which the inexorable microscope was set to work, and every fraudulent sample, after due notice given, subjected its vendor to be pinned for ever to the terrible pages of the Commissioners' report. In this manner direct responsibility was obtained. If the falsification denounced was not the work of the retailer, he was glad enough to shift the blame upon the manufacturer ; and thus the truth came out. A gun suddenly fired into a rookery could not cause a greater commotion than this publication of the names of dis- honest tradesmen ; nor does the daylight, when you lift a stone, startle ugly and loathsome things more quickly than the pencil of light, streaming through a quarter-inch lens, sur- prised in their naked ugliness the thousand and one illegal substances which enter more or less into every description ot food that it will pay to adulterate. Nay, to such a pitch of refinement has the art of falsification of alimentary substances reached, that the very articles used to adulterate are adul- terated ; and while one tradesman is picking the pockets of his customers, a still more cunning rogue is, unknown to himself, deep in his own ! The manner in which food is adulterated is not only one of degree, but of kind. The most simple of all sophistications, and that which is most harmless, is the mixture of inferior qualities of the same substance. Indeed, if the price charged were according to quality, it would be no fraud at all ; but this adjustment rarely takes place. Secondly, the mixture of cheaper articles of another kind. Thirdly, the surreptitious introduction of materials which, taken in large quantities, are prejudicial to health ; and, fourthly, the admixture of the most deadly poisons in order to improve the appearance of the article " doctored." The microscope alone is capable of detecting at one operation the nature and extent of the more harmless but general of these frauds. When once the investigator, by the aid of that instrument, has become familiar with the configurations of different kinds of the same chemically composed substances, he is armed with far greater detective power than chemical agents FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 55 could provide him with. It is beyond the limit of the test- tube to show the mind the various forms of animal and vege- table life which exist in impure water ; delicate as are its powers, it could not indicate the presence of the sugar-insect, or distinguish with unerring nicety an admixture of the com- mon Circuma arrowroot with the finer Maranta. Chemistry is quite capable of telling the component parts of any article : what are the definite forms and natures of the various ingre- dients which enter into a mixture, it cannot so easily answer. This the microscope can at once effect ; and in its present application consists Dr. Hassall's advantage over all previous investigators in the same field. The precision with which he is enabled to state the result of his labours leaves no appeal : he shows his reader the intimate structures of a coffee-grain, and of oak or mahogany sawdust ; and then a specimen of the two combined, sold under the title of genuine Mocha. Many manufacturers and retailers who have been detected falsifying the food of the public, have threatened actions ; but they all flinched from the test of this unerring instrument. The system ot adulteration is so wide-spread, and embraces so many of the items of the daily meal, that we scarcely know where to begin — what corner of the veil first to lift. Let us hold up the cruet-frame, for example, and analyze its contents. There is mustard, pepper (black and cayenne), vinegar, anchovy and Harvey sauce — so thinks the unsuspecting reader ; let us show him what else beside. To begin with mustard. " Best Durham," or " Superfine Durham," no doubt it was purchased for ; but we will summarily dismiss this substance by stating that it is impossible to procure it pure at all : out of forty-two samples bought by Dr. Hassall at the best as well as inferior shops, all were more or less adulterated with wheaten flour for bulk, and with turmeric for colour. Yinegar also suffers a double adulteration. It is first watered, and then pungency is given to it by the addition of sulphuric acid. A small quan- tity of this acid is allowed by law ; and this is frequently trebled by the victuallers. The pepper-castor is another strong- hold of fraud — fraud so long and ojjenly practised, that we 56 FOOD AND ITS ADULTEKATIONS. question if the great mass of the perpetrators even think they are doing wrong. Among the milder forms of sophistication to which this article is subjected, are to be found such ingre- dients as wheaten flour, ground rice, ground mustard-seeds, and linseed-meal. The grocer maintains a certain reserve as to the generality of the articles he employs in vitiating his wares ; but pepper he seems to think is given up to him by the public to " cook " in any manner he thinks fit. This he almost invariably does by the addition of what is known in the trade as P. D., or pepper-dust, alias the sweepings from the pepper warehouses. But there is a lower depth still : P. D. is too genuine a com- modity for some markets, and it is accordingly mixed with D. P. D., or dirt of pepper-dust. A little book, published not long since, entitled " The Suc- cessful Merchant," which gives the minute trade history of a gentleman very much respected in Bristol, Samuel Budgett, Esq., affords us a passage bearing upon this P. D. which is worthy of notice. "In Mr. Budgett's early days," says Lis biographer, " pepper was under a heavy tax, and in the trade universal tradition said that out of the trade everybody expected pepper to be mixed. In the shop stood a cask labelled P. D., containing something very like pepper-dust, wherewith it was usual to mix the pepper before sending it forth to serve the public. The trade tradition had obtained for the apocryphal P. D. a place amongst the standard articles of the shop, and on the strength of that tradition it was vended for pepper by men who thought they were honest. But as Samuel went on in life, his ideas on trade morality grew clearer ; this P. D. began to give him much discomfort. He thought upon it till he was satis- fied that, after all that could be said, the thing was wrong : arrived at this conclusion, he felt that no blessing could light upon the place while it was there. He instantly decreed that P. D. should perish. It was night ; but back he went to the shop, took the hypocritical cask, carried it out to the quarry, then staved it, and scattered P. D. among the clods and slag and stones." Would we could say that the reduction of the tax upon pepper had stimulated the honesty of other grocers to act a similar part to that of Mr. Budgett ; but P. D. flourishes as flagrantly as ever ; and if every possessor of the article in London were to stave his casks in the roadway, as conscientiously as did the " Success- ful Merchant," there would be hard work for the scavengers. In the days of Accum it was usual to manufacture peppercorns FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 57 out of oiled linseed-cake, clay, and cayenne-pepper, formed into a mass, and then granulated : these fraudulent corns were mixed with the real to the extent of seventeen per cent. This form of imposition, like that of wooden nutmegs among our American friends, has, we are happy to say, long been abandoned. The adulterations we have mentioned are simply dirty and fraudu- lent ; but in the cayenne-cruet we find, in addition, a deadly poison. Out of twenty-eight samples submitted to examination, no less than twenty-four were adulterated with white mustard- seed, brickdust, salt, ground rice, and deal sawdust, by way of civinof bulk : but as all of these tend to lighten the colour, it is necessary to heighten it to the required pitch. And what is employed to do this 1 ? Hear and tremble, old Indians and lovers of high-seasoned food — with red lead. Out of twenty-eight samples, red lead, and often in 'poisonous quantities, was present in thirteen ! Who knows how many " yellow admirals " at Bath have fallen victims to their cayenne-cruets ? Nor can it be said that the small quantity taken at a time could do no permanent mischief ; for lead belongs to the class of poisons which are cumulative in their effects. He who loves cayenne, as a rule is fond of curry-powder ; and here also the poisonous oxide is to be found in large quantities. Some years ago, a certain amiable duke recommended the labour- ing population, during a season of famine, to take a pinch of this condiment every morning before going to work, as "warm and comforting to the stomach." If they had followed his advice, thirteen out of every twenty-eight persons would have imbibed a slow poison. Those who are in the habit of using curry, gene- rally take it in considerable quantities, and thus the villanous falsification plays a more deadly part than even in cayenne- pepper. Imagine a man for years pertinaciously painting his stomach with red lead ! We do not know whether medical statistics prove that paralysis prevails much among "Nabobs ;" but of this we may be sure, that there could be no more fruitful source of it than the two favourite stimulants we have named. The great staple articles of food are not subject to adul- 58 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. teration in the same proportion as many other articles of minor demand. We need scarcely say that meat is exempt so long as it remains in the condition of joints ; but immediately it is prepared in any shape in which its original fibre and form can be hidden, the spirit of craft begins to work. The public have always had certain prejudices against sausages and polonies, for example ; and, if we are to believe a witness examined on oath before the Smithfield Market Commissioners in 1850, not without reason. It is a very old joke that there are no live donkeys to be found within twenty miles of Epping ; but if all the asinine tribe in England were to fall victims to the chopping-machine, we question if they could supply the a-la-mode, polony, and sausage establishments. Mr. J. Harper, for instance, being under examination, upon being asked what became of the diseased meat brought into London, replied : — "It is purchased by the soup-shops, sausage-makers, the a-la-mode beef and meat-pie shops, &c. There is one soup-shop, I believe, doing five hundred pounds per week in diseased meat. This firm has a large foreign trade [thank goodness !]. The trade in diseased meat is very alarming, as anything in the shape of flesh can be sold at about one penny per pound, or eightpence per stone I am certain that if one hundred car- cases of cows were lying dead in the neighbourhood of London, I could get them all sold within twenty-four hours: it don't matter what they died of." It must not be imagined that the a-la-mode beef interest is supplied with this carrion by needy men, whose necessities may in some degree palliate their evil dealings. In proof of this we quote further from Mr. Harper's evidence. In answer to the question, " Is there any slaughtering of bad meat in the country for the supply of the London market 2" he says, — "The London market is very extensively supplied with diseased meat from the country. There are three insurance offices in London in which graziers can insure their beasts from disease. It was the practice of one of these offices to send the unsound animals dying from disease to their own slaughter-houses, situate a hundred and sixty miles from London, to be dressed and sent to the London market Cattle, sheep, &c, are insured against all kinds of diseases ; and one of the conditions is, that the diseased animal, when dead, becomes the property of the insurance company, the party insuring receiving two-thirds of the value of the animal and one- third of the salvage ; or, in other words, one-third of the amount the beast is sold for when dead." FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 59 Upon being asked, " Do you believe it is still the habit of this company to send up the diseased animals to London?" he replied, — "Yes, I do; until lately they were regularly consigned to a meat- salesman in Newgate market of the name of Mathews The larger quantities are sold to people who manufacture it into soup, meat- pies, sausages, &c." "We have no wish to destroy the generally robust appetite of the persons who visit such shops by any gratuitous disclosure ; but we question whether the most hungry crossing-sweeper would look any more with a longing eye upon the huge German sausages, rich and inviting as they appear, if, like Mr. Harper, he knew the too probable antecedents of their contents. The only other preparations of flesh open to adulteration are preserved meats. Some years ago, " the Goldner canister business " so excited the public against this invaluable method of storing perishing articles of food, that a prejudice has existed against it ever since ; and a more senseless prejudice could not be. Goldner's process, since adopted by Messrs. Cooper and Aves, is simple and beautiful. The provisions, being placed in tin canisters having their covers soldered down, are plunged up to their necks in a bath of chloride of calcium (a preparation which imbibes a great heat without boiling), and their contents are speedily cooked ; at the same time all the air in the meat, and some of the water, are expelled in the form of steam, which issues from a pin-hole in the lid. The instant the cook ascer- tains the process to be complete, he drops a plug of solder upon the hole, and the mass is thus hermetically sealed. Exclusion of air, and coagulation of the albumen, are the two conditions which enable us to hand the most delicate-flavoured meats down to remote generations, — for as long, in fact, as a stout painted tin canister can maintain itself intact against the oxidating effect of the atmosphere. We have ourselves partaken lately of a duck that was winged, and of milk that came from the cow, as long as eight years ago. Fruit which had been gathered whilst the free-trade struggle was still going on, we found as delicate in flavour as though it had just been plucked CO FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. from the branch. Out of the many cases of all kinds of pro- visions opened and examined by Dr. Hassall, scarcely any have been found to be bad. When we remember that the graves of so many of our soldiers in the Crimea may be justly inscribed, "Died of salt pork," we cannot forbear to call attention to a neglected means of feeding our troops with good and nutritious food, instead of with the tough fibre called meat, from which half the blood-making qualities have been extracted by the process of boiling, whilst the remaining half is rendered indigestible by the action of salt, and poisonous by the extraction of one of its most important constituents. It would seem as if we were liviDg in the days of Anson, who lost 626 men of scurvy, out of a crew of 961, before he could reach the island of Juan Fernandez, or of the still later cruise of Sir C. Hardy, who sent 3,500 to hospital with this fatal disease, after a six weeks' sail with the Channel fleet. It may be urged that the sailors in the late war did not sicken on salt pork; but while they had the necessary amount of potass, which the stomach requires to make blood, in the lime-juice served out to them, our troops were without this indispensable accompaniment, and consequently died. In the preserved meats, which are made up with potatoes and other vegetables, the needful potass exists, and such food may be purchased as cheaply as the pernicious salt junk which is patronized by the Government. Bread, the great blood-producer, claims particular attention. It often surprises persons who walk about the metropolis to find that prices vary according to the locality ; thus the loaf that costs in the Borough or the New Cut Id. a quartern, is 10^d. at the West End. Can plate-glass windows and rent cause all this dif- ference 1 Certainly not. We are glad, however, to find that many of the adulterations mentioned by our older writers have vanished with free trade. Prince and Accum mention plaster of Paris, bone-dust, the meal of other cereal grains, white clay, alum, sulphate of copper, potatoes, &c. All of these sophistications have disappeared, with the exception of potatoes, which are occasionally employed when the difference between their value and that of flour makes it worth while for the baker or miller 1 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 61 to introduce them. When we see a loaf marked under the market price, we may rest assured that it is made of flour ground from inferior and damaged wheat. In order to bring this up to the required colour, and to destroy the sour taste which often belongs to it, bakers are in the habit of introducing a mixture called in the trade "hards" and "stuff," which is nothing more than alum and salt, kept prepared in large quan- tities by the druggists. The quantity of alum necessary to render bread white is certainly not great — Mitchell found that it ranged from 116 grains to 34| grains in the four-pound loaf ; but the great advantage the baker derives from it, in addition to improving the colour of his wares, is, that it absorbs a large quantity of water, which he sells at the present time at the rate of 2d. a pound. Out of twenty-eight loaves of bread bought in every quarter of the metropolis, Dr. Hassall did not find one free from the adulteration of alum ; and in some of the samples he found considerable quantities. As a general rule, the lower the neighbourhood, the cheaper the bread, and the greater the quantity of this " hards" or "stuff" introduced. We must not, however, lay all the blame upon the baker. This was satisfac- torily shown by the Sanitary Commissioners, when dealing with the bread sold by the League Bread Company, whose adver- tisement to the following effect is constantly to be seen in the Times : — "The object for which the above company was established, and is now in operation, is to insure to the public bread of a pure and nutritious character. Experience daily proves how much our health is dependent upon the quality and purity of our food ; consequently, how important it is that an article of such universal consumption as bread should be free from adulteration. That various diseases are caused by the use of alum and other deleterious ingredients in the manufacture of bread, the testimony of many eminent men will fully corroborate. Pure unadulterated bread, full weight, best quality, and the lowest possible price." Upon several samples of this pure bread, purchased of various agents of the company, being tested, they were found to be contaminated with alum / Here was a discovery. The com- pany protested that the analyses were worthless ; and all their workmen made a solemn declaration that they had never used 62 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. any alum whilst in their employ. The agents of the company also declared that they never sold any but their bread. The analyst looked again through his microscope, and again reiterated his charge, that alum their bread contained. It was then agreed to test the flour supplied to the company, and three samples were proved to contain the obnoxious material. Thus we find that the miller still, in some instances, maintains his doubtful reputation, and is at the bottom of this roguery. Our succeeding remarks will fall, we fear, like a bomb upon many a tea-table, and stagger teetotalism in its stronghold. A drunkard's stomach is sometimes exhibited at total- abstinence lectures, in every stage of congestion and inflammation, painted up to match the fervid eloquence of the lecturer. If tea is our only refuge from the frightful maladies entailed upon us by fermented liquors, we fear the British public is in a perplexing- dilemma. Ladies, there is death in the teapot ! Green-tea drinkers, beware ! There has always been a vague idea afloat in the public mind about hot copper plates — a suspicion that gunpowder and hyson do not come by their colour honestly. The old duchess of Marlborough used to boast -that she came into the world before "nerves were in fashion." We feel half inclined to believe this joke had a great truth in it ; for since the introduction of tea, nervous complaints of all kinds have greatly increased ; and we need not look far to find one at least of the causes in the teapot. There is no such a thing as pure o-reen tea to be met with in England. It is adulterated in China ; and we have lately learnt to adulterate it at home almost as well as the cunning Asiatic. The pure green tea made from the most delicate green leaves grown upon manured soil, such as the Chinese use themselves, is, it is true, wholly untainted ; and we are informed that its beautiful bluish bloom, like that upon a grape, is given by the third process of roasting which it undergoes. The enormous demand for a moderately- priced green tea which has arisen both in England and China since the opening of the trade, has led the Hong merchants to imitate this peculiar colour ; and this they do so successfully as to deceive the ordinary judges of the article. Black tea is FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 63 openly coloured in the neighbourhood of Canton in the most wholesale manner. Mr. Robert Fortune, in his very interesting work, " The Tea Districts of China and India," gives us a good description of the manner in which this colouring process is performed, as witnessed by himself : — " Having procured a portion of Prussian-blue, he threw it into a porce- lain bowl, not unlike a. chemist's mortar, and crushed it into a very tine powder. At the same time a quantity of gypsum was produced and burned in the charcoal fires which were then roasting the teas. The object of this was to soften it, in order that it might be readily pounded into a very fine powder, in the same manner as the Prussian-blue had been. The gypsum, having been taken out of the fire after a certain time had elapsed, readily crumbled down, and was reduced to powder in the mortar. These two substances, having been thus prepared, were then mixed together in the proportion-«of four parts of gypsum to three parts of Prussian- blue, and formed a light blue powder, which was then ready for use. "This colouring matter was applied to the teas during the process of roasting. About five minutes before the tea was removed from the pans — the time being regulated by the burning of a joss-stick— -the superintendent took a small porcelain spoon, and with it he scattered a portion of the colouring matter over the leaves in each pan. The workmen then turned the leaves round rapidly with both hands, in order that the colour might be equally diffused. During this part of the operation the hands of the workmen were quite blue. I could not help thinking, if any green- tea drinkers had been present during the operation, their taste would have been corrected, and, I believe, improved. " One day an English gentleman in Shanghae, being in conversation with some Chinese from the green-tea country, asked them what reason they had for dyeing the tea, and whether it would not be better without undergoing this process. They acknowledged that tea was much better when prepared without having any such ingredients mixed with it, and that they never drank dyed teas themselves, but justly remarked, that, as foreigners seemed to prefer having a mixture of Prussian-blue and gypsum with their tea to make it look uniform and pretty, and as these ingredients were cheap enough, the Chinese had no objection to supply them, espe- cially as such teas always fetched a higher price. " I took some trouble to ascertain precisely the quantity of colouring matter used in the process of dyeing green teas, not certainly with the view of assisting others, either at home or abroad, in the art of colouring, but simply to show green-tea drinkers in England, and more particularly in the United States of America, what quantity of Prussian-blue and gypsum they imbibe in the course of one year. To 144 l°s. were applied 8 mace 2^ caudareens of colouring matter, or rather more than an ounce. To every hundred pounds of coloured green-tea consumed in England or America, the consumer actually drinks more than half a pound of Prussian- blue and gypsum. And yet, tell the drinkers of this coloured tea that the Chinese eat cats and dogs, and they will hold up their hands in amazement, and pity the poor Celestials." If the Chinese use it in these quantities to tinge the genuine 64 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. leaf, Low much more must the English employ in making up afresh exhausted leaves ! That every spoonful of hyson or gunpowder contains a considerable quantity of this deleterious dye will be seen by any one who places a pinch upon a fine sieve, and pours upon it a gentle stream of water, when the tinging of the liquid will show at once the extent of the adul- teration, and the folly of drinking painted tea. Assam tea, though not so inviting in colour, is free from adulteration. A word to the wise is enough. Of fifty samples of green tea analyzed by Dr. Hassall, all were adulterated. There is one particular kind which is almost entirely a manufactured article — gunpowder, both black and green — the former being called scented caper. Both have a large admixture of what is termed "lye tea," or a compound of sand, dirt, tea-dust, and broken-down portions of other leaves worked together with gum into small nodules. This detestable compound, which, according to Mr. Warrington,* who has analyzed it, contains forty-five per cent, of earthy matter, is manufactured both in China and in England, for the express purpose of adulterating tea. When mixed with "scented caper," it is "faced" with black lead; when with gunpowder, Prussian-blue : turmeric and French chalk give it the required bloom. Mr. Warrington states that about 750,000 lbs. of this spurious tea have been imported into Great Britain within eighteen months ! Singularly enough, the low-priced teas are the only genuine ones. Every sample of this class which was analyzed by Dr. Hassall proved to be perfectly pure. Here at least the poor have the advantage of the better classes, who pay a higher price to be injured in their health by a painted beverage. The practice of redrying used-up leaves is also carried on to some extent in England. Mr. George Philips, of the Inland Revenue Office, states that in 1843 there were no less than eight manufactories for the purpose of redrying tea-leaves in London alone, whilst there were many others in different parts * In au article upon the teas of commerce, which appeared in the Quar- • ? 4/ Journal of the Chemical Society for July, 1851. FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 65 of the country. These manufacturers had agents who bought up the used leaves from hotels, clubs, coffeehouses, &c, for two- pence halfpenny and threepence per lb. With these leaves, others of various trees were used, and very fine pekoe still flourishes upon the hawthorn-bushes, sloe-trees, &c, around the metropolis. As late as the year 1851 the following account of the proceedings of one of these nefarious manufacturers appeared in the Times : — " Clerkenwell. — Edward South and Louisa his wife were placed at the bar, before Mr. Combe, charged by Inspector Brennan, of the E division, with being concerned in the manufacture of spurious tea. It appeared, from the statement of the inspector, that, in consequence of information that the prisoners and others were in the habit of carrying on an extensive traffic in manufacturing spurious tea, on the premises situate at 27^, Clerkenwell Close, Clerkenwell Green, on Saturday evening, at about seven o'clock, the witness, in company with Serjeant Cole, proceeded to the house, where they found the prisoners in an apartment busily engaged in the manufacture of spurious tea. There was an extensive furnace, before which was suspended an iron pan, containing sloe-leaves and tea-leaves, which they were in the practice of purchasing from coffeeshop-keepers after being used. On searchiug the place they found an immense quantity of used tea, bay-leaves, and every description of spurious ingredients for the purpose of manufacturing illicit tea, and they were mixed with a solu- tion of gum and a quantity of copperas. The woman was employed in stirring about the bay-leaves and other composition with the solution of gum in the pan ; and in one part of the room there was a large quantity of spurious stuffs, the exact imitation of genuine tea. In a back room they found nearly a hundred pounds weight of redded tea-leaves, bay-leaves, and sloe-leaves, all spread on the floor drying Mr. Brennan added, tbat the prisoners had pursued this nefarious traffic most extensively, and were in tne habit of dealing largely with grocers, chandlers, and others in the country." This poisonous imitation green tea, " so largely supplied to country grocers," was no doubt used for adulterating other green teas already dosed with Prussian-blue, turmeric, &c. These have found their way into many a country home of small means. When the nephew comes on a visit, or the curate calls of an afternoon, the ordinary two spoonfuls of black are " im- proved " with " just a dash of green," and the poor innocent gentleman wonders afterwards what it can be that keeps him awake all night. We often hear the remark from old-fashioned people that we have never had any good tea since the monopoly of the East- C6 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. India Company was broken up : in this remark there is some truth and much error. There can be no possible doubt that the higher-priced teas have fallen off since the trade has been open, as the buyers of the company were perfectly aware of the frauds perpetrated by the Hong merchants, and never allowed a spurious article to be shipped. On the other hand, the great reduction which has taken place in the price of the common black teas, both on account of the cessation of monopoly and the reduction of the duty, has in a great measure destroyed the English manufacture of spurious tea from indigenous leaves. The extent to which this formerly took place may be judged from a report of the Committee of the House of Commons, in 1783, which states that no less than four millions of pounds were annually manufactured from sloe and ash leaves in dif- ferent parts of England ; and this, be it remembered, when the whole quantity of genuine tea sold by the East-India Company did not amount to more than six millions of pounds annually. If the better class of black and all green teas* are thus vilely adulterated, the reader may fancy he can at least take refuge in coffee — alas ! in too many cases he will only avoid Scylla to fall into Charybdis. Coffee, as generally sold in the metropolis and in all large towns, is adulterated even more than tea. The Treasury minute, which allowed it to be mixed with chicory, is at the head and front of the offending. In the year 1840, this celebrated minute was issued by the sanction of the then Chancellor of the Exchequer, Sir C. Wood, the immediate con- sequence of which was that grocers began to mix it with pure coffee in very large quantities, quite forgetting to inform the public of the nature of the mixture, and neglecting at the same time to lower the price. The evil became so flagrant that upon the installation of the Derby administration Mr. Disraeli pro- mised to rescind this license to adulterate ; but before the pro- mise was redeemed, the administration was rescinded itself. * Assam tea is the only exception to this rule, but very little of it is imported. FUOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 67 Mr. Gladstone, upon his acceptance of office, loath, it appears, to injure the chicory interest, modified the original minute, but allowed the amalgamation to continue, provided the package was labelled " Mixture of Chicory and Coffee." It was speedily found, however, that this announcement became so confounded with other printing on the label that it was not easily distin- guishable, and in consequence it was provided that the words, " This is sold as a mixture of Chicory and Coffee," should be printed by themselves on one side of the canister. It may be asked what is the nature of this ingredient, that the right to mix it with coffee should be maintained by two Chancellors of the Exchequer, during a period of fifteen years, as jealously as though it were some important principle of our constitution ? Chicory, to say the best of it, is an insipid root, totally destitute of any nourishing or refreshing quality, being utterly deficient in any nitrogenized principle, whilst there are strong doubts whether it is not absolutely hurtful to the nervous system. Professor Beer, the celebrated oculist of Vienna, forbids the use of it to his patients, considering it to be the cause of amaurotic blindness. Even supposing it to be perfectly harmless, we have a material of the value of 8d. a pound, which the grocer is allowed to mix, ad libitum, with one worth Is. 4c£ If the poor srot the benefit of the adulteration, there mi^ht be some excuse for permitting the admixture of chicory, but it is proved that the combination is sold in many shops at the same price as pure coffee. Analyses made by Dr. Hassall of upwards of a hundred different samples of coffee, purchased in all parts of the metro- polis before the issuing of the order for the labelling of the packages ' chicory and coffee,' proved that, in a great number of cases, articles sold as "finest Mocha," "choice Jamaica coffee," "superb coffee," &c, contained, in some instances, very little coffee at all ; in others " only a fifth, a third, half," &c, the rest being made up mainly of chicory. Nothing is more indicative of the barefaced frauds perpetrated by grocers upon the public than the manner in which they go out of their way to puffin the grossest style the most abominable trash. The report of F 2 68 FOOD AND ITS ADULTEEATIONS. the sanitary commission gives many examples of these puff and announcements, which, we are informed, are kept set up at the printers, and may be had in any quantities. We quote one as an example : — "John 's Coffee, " The richness, flavour, and strength ofvjhich are not to be surpassed. " Coffee has now become an article of consumption among all classes of the community. Hence the importance of supplying an article of such a character as to encourage its consumption in preference to beverages the use of Avhich promotes a vast amount of misery. "John 's coffee meets the requirement of the age, and, as a natural result, the celebrity to which it has attained is wholly unparalleled. Its peculiarity consists in its possessing that rich aromatic flavour, com- bined with great strength and deliciousness, which is to be found alone in the choicest mountain growths. It may, with perfect truth, be stated that no article connected with domestic economy has given such general satisfac- tion, and the demand for it is rapidly increasing. "John 's establishment, both for extent and capability, is the first in the empire. " Observe ! "Every canister of John 's coffee bears his signature, without which none is genuine." At the end of this puff the analyst places the words — "Adulterated ivith a considerable quantity of chicory /" More erudite grocers treat us to the puff literary, as in the following instance : — "Rich-flavoured coffees fresh-roasted daily. "Use of Coffee in Tukket. "Sandys, the translator of ' Ovid's Metamorphoses,' and who travelled in Turkey in 1610, gives the following passage in his 'Travailes,' page 51 (edit. 1657). Speaking of the Turks, he says, 'Although they be destitute of taverns, yet they nave their coffee-houses, which sometimes resemble them. There sit they chatting most of the day, and sip of a drink called coffa, of the berry that it is made of, in little china dishes, as hot as they can suffer it, black as soot, which helpeth, as they say, digestion, and pro- cur eth alacrity.'" This pleasant sample of the puff indirect has also appended to it the naked sentence — "Adulterated with chicoiy, of which not less than half the sample consists." The worst kinds of adulterated coffee are to be found in that FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 69 which is sold in canisters. The value of the tin envelope can- not be less than 2d., and, as the coffee so sold is charged at the same price as that in a paper wrapper, it must be evident that a more extensive adulteration is necessary in order to make up the difference. Such, upon examination, proves to be the case, as it appeared — "That the whole twenty-nine packages, bottles, and canisters submitted to analysis, with a single exception,* were adulterated. "That in these twenty-eight adulterated samples the falsification con- sisted of so-called chicory, which in many instances constituted the chief part of the article. "That three of the samples contained mangold-wurzel, and two of them roasted wheat- flour." We have said it often happens that the adulterations are adulterated. Chicory is an instance of it* The original fraud is found to have ramified in an endless manner ; and Sir Charles "Wood will doubtless be astonished to hear of the hideous crop of falsifications his most unfortunate order has caused to spring out of the ground. Immediately the process of transforming chicory into coffee became legalized by the Government, that article came into very extensive consumption, and factories were set up especially for its secret manufacture. The reason for this secrecy may be gathered from the list of articles which are made to subserve the purpose : roasted wheat, ground acorns, roasted carrots, scorched beans, roasted parsnips, mangold-wurzel, lupin-seeds, dog's biscuits, burnt sugar, red earth, roasted horse-chestnuts, — and above and beyond all baked torses' and bullocks' livers. This statement rests upon the authority of Mr. P. G. Sim- monds, in a work entitled " Coffee as it is, and as it ought to be:"— "In various parts of the metropolis," he says, "but more especially in the east, are to be found 'liver bakers.' These men take the livers of oxen and horses, bake them, and grind them into a powder, which they sell to the low-priced coffeeshop-keepers, at from fourpence to sixpence per lb., horse's liver coffee being the highest price. It may be known by allowing the coffee to stand until cold, when a thick pellicle or skin will be found on That sold by Messrs. Dakin, of St. Paul's Churchyard. 70 FOOD AXD ITS ADULTERATIONS. the top. It goes farther than coffee, and is generally mixed with chicory, and other vegetable imitations of coffee." In confirmation of this horrible statement the sanitary com- missioners of the Lancet state that, on analysis, this substance, which " possessed a disagreeable animal smell, . . . consisted of some imper- fectly-charred animal matter." The new regulation, enjoining grocers to sell coffee and chicory properly labelled as such, is, no doubt, observed in respectable shops ; but in the low neighbourhoods the mixture as before is passed off for genuine Mocha. However, the pur- chaser has the means of protection in his own hands. If he prefers coffee pure, let him buy the roasted berry and grind it himself ; he will thus be sure of having the real article, and will get it in greater perfection than by purchasing it ready ground. In close proximity to the tea and coffee-pots stand the milk- jug and the sugar-basin. What find we here? A few years ago the town was frightened from its propriety by a little work entitled " Observations on London Milk," published by a me- dical gentleman of the name of Rugg, which gave some fearful disclosures relative to the manner in which London milk was adulterated. Dr. Hassall's analyses go to show that, with the exception of the produce of the " iron-tailed cow," none of the supposed defilements really exist, and that the milkman is a sadly maligned individual. Water is added in quantities varying in different samples from 10 to 50 per cent. ; and in the more unfashionable parts of the town all the cream is abstracted to be forwarded to the West -end. If milk must be adulterated in large towns, water is undoubtedly the most harmless ingredient ; at the same time it will be seen what a fraud is perpetrated upon the public by selling milky water at 4d. a quart. That the London milking-pail goes as often to the pump as to the cow we have no manner of doubt. To bring the diluted FOOD AND ITS ADULTEKATIONS. 71 goods up to a delicate cream colour, it is common to swing- round a ball of annatto in tlie can ; and other careful observers and writers upon the adulteration of food have detected flour, starch, and treacle. All medical men know that children are often violently disordered by their morning or evening portion, — an effect" which could not come from the mere admixture of water — and we must confess that we ourselves believe the milkman to be a very wicked fellow. We are afraid, if we look into the sugar-basin, we shall not find much more comfort than in the milk-jug. We refer here to the ordinary brown sugars, such as are generally used at the breakfast-table for coffee. It is scarcely possible to procure moist sugar which is not infested with animalculse of the acari genus, a most disgusting class of creatures. In many samples of sugars they swarm to that extent that the mass moves with them ; and in almost every case, by dissolving a spoonful in a wine-glass of water, dozens of them can be detected by the naked eye, either floating upon the liquid or adhering to the edge of the glass. Those who are in the habit of " handling " sugars, as it is termed, are liable to a skin affection called the grocer's itch, which is believed to be occasioned by these living inhabitants of our sugar-basins. Horrible as it is to think that such creatures are an article in daily use, we cannot charge the grocer directly with their introduction ; the evil is, however, increased by the manner in which he mixes, or " handles," as io is termed in the trade,' higher-priced sugars with muscovados, bastards, and other inferior kinds, in which the animalculse abound. In addition to this foreign animal element, grocers some- times mix flour with their sugar, and, if we are to put any credit in popular belief, sand ; but of the presence of this gritty ingredient we have never seen any trustworthy evidence. Nevertheless we have said enough to show that the tea-dealer and grocer do their best to supply the proverbial "peck of dirt" which all of us must eat before Ave die. Would that we were fed with nothing more deleterious or repulsive ! Let us see, 72 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. however, the base admixtures one is liable to swallow in taking — A Cup of Tea or a In the Tea. If Green — Prussian -blue. Turmeric. China clay or French chalk. Used tea-leaves. Copperas. If Black- Gum. Black lead. Dutch pink. Used tea-leaves. Leaves of the ash, sloe, hawthorn, and of many other kinds. In the Milk. On an average 25 per cent, of water. Annatto. Treacle. Flour. Oxide of iron. And other unknown ingredients. In the Sugar. If Brown — Wheat flour. Hundreds of the sugar-insect. If White- Albumen of bullock's blood. Cup of Coffee. In the Coffee. Chicory. In the Chicory. Boast wheat. ,, acorn. „ mangold-wurzeh „ beans. „ carrots. „ parsnips „ lupin-seeds. „ dog-biscuits. „ horse-chestnuts. Oxide of iron. Mahogany sawdust. Baked horse's liver. „ bullock's liver. In the Milk. Water 25 per cent. Annatto. Flour. Treacle. Oxide of iron. And other unknown ingredients. In the Sugar. If Brown — Wheat flour. Hundreds of the sugar-insect. If White- Albumen of bullock's blood. As we perceive the teetotalers are petitioning Parliament and agitating the towns for the closing of public-houses, we beg to present them, in either hand, with a cup of the above mixtures, with the humble hope that means will be found by them to supply the British public with some drink a little less deleterious to health, a little more pleasant to the palate, and somewhat less disgusting to the feelings. Some of the sugar impurities may be avoided by using the crystallized East-Indian kind — the size of the crystals not permitting of its being adulterated with inferior sorts. We shall not dwell upon cocoa further than to state that it is a still rarer thing to obtain it pure than either tea or coffee. The almost universal adulterations are sugar, starch, and flour, FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 73 together with red colouring matter, generally some ferruginous earth ; whilst, as far as we can see, what is termed homoeopathic cocoa is only distinguished from other kinds by the small quantity of that substance contained in it. There is scarcely an article on the breakfast-table, in fact, which is what it seems to be. The butter, if salt, is adulterated with between 20 and 30 per cent, of water. A merchant in this trade tells the Lancet that " between 40,000 and 50,000 casks of adulterated butter are annually sold in London, and the trade knows it as well as they know a bad shilling." Lard when cheap also finds its way to the butter-tub. Perhaps those who flatter themselves that they use nothing but " Epping" will not derive much consolation from the following letter, also published in the same journal : — " To the Editor of the Lancet. " Sir, — Having taken apartments in the house of a butterman, I was suddenly awoke at three o'clock one morning with a noise in the lower part of the house, and alarmed on perceiving a light below the door of my bed-room ; conceiving the house to be on fire, I hurried down stairs. I found the whole family busily occupied, and, on my expressing alarm at the house being on fire, they jocosely informed me they were merely making Epping butter. They unhesitatingly informed me of the whole process. For this purpose they made use of fresh-salted butter of a very inferior quality : this was repeatedly washed with water in order to free it from the salt. This being accomplished, the next process was to wash it frequently with milk, and the manufacture was completed by the addition of a small quan- tity of sugar. The amateurs of fresh Epping butter were supplied with this dainty, which yielded my ingenious landlord a profit of at least 100 per cent., besides establishing his shop as being supplied with Epping butter from one of the first-rate dairies. — I am, sir, your obedient servant, " A Student." If we try marmalade as a succedaneum, we are no better off — at least if we put any faith in " real Dundee, an excellent substitute for butter," to be seen piled in heaps in the cheap grocers' windows. Dr. HassaH's analysis proves that this dainty is adulterated to a large extent with turnips, apples, and car- rots : we need not grumble so much at these vegetable products, excepting on the score that it is a fraud to sell them at 7d. a pound ; but there is the more startling fact that, in twelve out of fourteen samples analysed, copper was detected, and some- times in large and deleterious quantities ! 74 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. Accum, in his " Death in the Pot/' quotes, from cookery- books of reputation in his clay, recipes which make uninitiated persons stare. For instance, " Modern Cookery, or the English Housewife," gives the following serious directions " to make Greening : " — " Take a bit of verdigris the bigness of an hazel- nut, finely powdered, half a pint of distilled vinegar, and a bit of alum-powder, with a little baysalt ; put all in a bottle and shake it, and let it stand till clear. Put a small teaspoonful into codlings, or whatever you wish to green ! " Again, the " English Housekeeper," a book which ran through eighteen editions, directs — " to make pickles green boil them with halfpence, or allow them to stand for twenty-four hours in copper or brass pans ! " Has the notable housewife ever won- dered to herself how it is that all the pickles of the shops are of so much more inviting colour than her own 1 We will satisfy her curiosity in a word — she has forgotten the " bit of verdigris the bigness of a hazel-nut," for it is now proved beyond doubt that to this complexion do they come by the use of copper, introduced for the sole purpose of making them of a lively green. The analyses of twenty samples of pickles bought of the most respectable tradesmen proved, firstly, that the vinegar in the bottles owed most of its strength to the introduction of sulphuric acid ; secondly, that, out of sixteen different pickles analysed for the purpose, copper was detected in various amounts. Thus, " two of the samples contained a small quan- tity ; eight rather much, one a considerable quantity, three a very considerable quantity ; in one copper was present in a highly deleterious amount, and in two in poisonous amounts. The largest quantity of this metal was found in the bottles con- sisting entirely of green vegetables, such as gherkins and beans." We trust after this the good housewife will feel jealous no longer, but rest satisfied that the home-made article, if less inviting and vivid in colour, is at least more wholesome. A simple test to discover the presence of copper in such articles is to place a bright knitting-needle in the vinegar, and let it remain there for a few hours, when the deleterious metal will speedily form a coating over it, dense or thin, according to the FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 75 amount which exists. Wherever large quantities are found, it is wilfully inserted for the purpose of producing the bright green colour, but a small quantity may find its way into the pickles in the process of boiling in copper pans. Messrs. Crosse and Black well, the great pickle and preserve manufacturers in Soho, immediately they became aware, from the analyses of the Lancet, that such was the case, in a very praiseworthy manner substituted silver and glass, at a great expense, for all their former vessels. The danger arising from the introduction of this virulent poison into our food would not be so great if it were confined to pickles, of which the quantity taken is small at each meal, but it is used to paint all kinds of preserves, and fruits for winter pies and tarts are bloomed with death. The papa who presents his children the box of sweetmeats bedded in coloured paper, and enclosed in an elegant casket, may be corroding unawares the very springs of their existence. As a general rule, it is found that the red fruits, such as currants, raspberries, and cherries, are uncontaminated with this dele- terious metal, but owe their deep hue to some red colouring matter, such as a decoction of logwood or an infusion of beetroot, in the same way that common white cabbage is converted into red by the nefarious pickle-merchant. The green fruits are not all deleterious in the same degree ; there seems to be an ascending scale of virulence, much after the following manner : — Limes, gooseberries, rhubarb, greengages, olives — the last- mentioned fruit, especially those of French preparation, gene- rally containing verdigris, or the acetate of copper, in highly dangerous quantities. The Lancet publishes a letter from Mr. Bernays, F.C.S., dated from the Chemical Library, Derby, in which he shows the necessity of watchfulness in the purchase of these articles of food : — " Of this," he says, "I will give you a late instance. I had bought a bottle of preserved gooseberries from one of the most respectable grocers in the town, and had its contents transferred to a pie. It struck rue that the gooseberries looked fearfully green when cooked ; and in eating one with a steel fork its intense bitterness sent me in search of the sugar. After having sweetened and mashed the gooseberries, with the same steel foik- I was about to convey some to inv tuo»+h„ when I observed the prongs 76 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. to be completely coated with a thin film of bright metallic copper. My testimony can be borne out by the evidence of others, two of whom dined at my table." It was fortunate that these three gentlemen used steel forks, which instantly disclosed the mischief ; if they had chanced to use silver, all three might have fallen victims to these poisonous conserves. But we are not yet at the worst. When Catherine de' Medici wished to get rid of obnoxious persons in an " artistic " manner, she was in the habit of presenting them with deli- cately made sweetmeats, or trinkets, in which death lurked in the most engaging manner ; she carried — " Pure death in an earring-, a casket, A signet, a fan-mount, a filigree basket." Her poisoned feasts are matters of history, at which people shudder as they read ; but we question if the diabolical revenge and coldblooded wickedness of an Italian woman ever invented much more deadly trifles than our low, cheap confectioners do on the largest scale. We select from some of these articles of bonbonerie the following: feast, which we set before doting mothers, in order that they may see what deadly dainties are prepared for the especial delectation of their children : — "A Fish. u Purchased in Shepherd's Market, May Fair. " The tip of the nose and the gills of the fish are coloured with the usual pink, while the back and sides are highly painted with that virulent poison arsenite of copper. u A Pigeon. M Purchased in Drury Lane. " The pigments employed for colouring this pigeon are light yellow for the beak, red for the eyes, and orange yellow for the base or stand. The yellow colour consists of the light kind of chromate of lead, for the eyes oisulphate of mercury, and for the stand the deeper varieties of chromate of lead, or orange chrome." " Apples. " Purchased in James Street, Covent Garden. " The apples in this sample are coloured yellow, and on one side deep red ; the yellow colour extending to a considerable depth in the substance of the sugar. The red consists of the usual non-metallic pigment, and the FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 77 yellow is due to the presence of chkomate of lead in really poisonous amount I " " A Cock. " Purchased in Drury Lane. " The beak of the bird is coloured bright yellow, the comb brilliant red, the wings and tail are variegated, black, two different reds, and yellow ; while the stand, as in most of these sugar ornaments, is painted green. The yellow of the beak consists of chromate of lead ; the comb and part of the red colour on the back and wings is VERMILION ; while the second red colour on the wings and tail is the usual pink non- metallic colouring matter, and the stripes of yellow consist of gamboge ; lastly, the green of the stand is middle Brunswick green, and, therefore, contains chromate of lead. In the colouring of this article, then, no less than three active poisons are employed, as well as that drastic purgative gamboge ! " " Oranges. " Purchased in Pilgrim Street, Doctors' Commons. " This is a very unnatural imitation of an orange, it being coloured with a coarse and very uneven coating of red lead." " Mixed Sugar Ornaments. " Purchased in Middle Row, Holbom. "The confectionery in this parcel is made up into a variety of forms and devices, as hats, jugs, baskets, and dishes of fruit and vegetables. One of the hats is coloured yellow with chromate of lead, and has a green hat- band round it, coloured with arsenite of copper ; a second hat is white, with a blue hatband, the pigment being Prussian-blue. The baskets are coloured yellow with chromate of lead. Into the colouring of the pears and peaches the usual non-metallic pigment, together with chromate of lead and MIDDLE Brunswick green, enter largely ; while the carrots repre- sented in a dish are coloured throughout with a red oxide of lead, and the tops with Brunswick green. This is one of the worst of all the samples of coloured sugar confectionery submitted to analysis, as it contains no less than four deadly poisons I " The painted feast contains, then, among its highly injurious ingredients, ferrocyanide of iron or Prussian-blue, Antwerp- blue, gamboge, and ultramarine, and among its deadly poisons the three chrome yellows, red lead, white lead, vermilion, the three Brunswick greens, and Scheele's green or arsenite of copper. The wonder is that, considering we set such poison- traps for children, ten times more enticing and quite as deadly as those used to bane rats, that the greater number of youngsters who partake of them are not at once despatched ; and so un- doubtedly they would be if nurses were not cautious about these coloured parts, which have always enjoyed a bad name 78 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. under the general denomination of " trash and messes." As it is, we are informed by Dr. Letheby that "no less than seventy cases of poisoning have been traced to this source " within three years ! In France, Belgium, and Switzerland the colouring of con- fectionery with poisonous pigments is prohibited, and the vendors are held responsible for all accidents which may occur to persons from eating their sugar confectionery. It is abso- lutely essential that some such prohibition should be made in England. Arsenic, according to law, must be sold coloured with soot, in order that its hue may prevent its being used by mistake for other substances ; how absurd it is that we should allow other poisons, quite as virulent, to be mixed with the food of children and adults, merely for the sake of the colour ! All kinds of sugar-plums, comfits, and "kisses," in addition to being often adulterated with large quantities of plaster of Paris, are always open to the suspicion of being poisoned. Necessity cannot be urged for the continuance of this wicked practice, as there are plenty of vegetable pigments which, if not quite as vivid as the acrid mineral ones, are sufficiently so to please the eye. Of late years a peculiar lozenge has been introduced, in which the flavour of certain fruits is singularly imitated. Thus we have essence of jargonel drops, essence of pine-apple drops, and many others of a most delicate taste. They really are so delicious that we scarcely like to create a prejudice against them : but the truth is great, and must prevail : all these delicate essences are made from a preparation of aether and rancid cheese and butter. The manufacturer, perhaps unaware of the cumulative action of many of his chemicals, thinks, that the small quantity can do no harm. We have seen, in the matter of preserved fruits and sugar confectionery, how fallacious is that idea. But the practice of adulteration often leads to lamentable results of the same nature, which are quite unintentional on the part of their perpetrators, and which occur in the most roundabout manner. An instance of this is related by Accum, which goes directly to the point. A gentleman, perceiving that an attack of colic FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 79 always supervened upon taking toasted Gloucestershire cheese at an inn at which he was in the habit of stopping, and having also noticed that a kitten which had partaken of its rind was rendered violently sick, had the food analyzed, when it was found that lead was present in it in poisonous quantities. Following up his inquiries, he ascertained that the maker of the cheese, not finding his annatto sufficiently deep in colour, had resorted to the expedient of colouring the commodity with vermilion. This mixture, although pernicious and discredi- table, was not absolutely poisonous, and certainly could not account for the disastrous effects of the food on the human system. Trying back still further, however, it was at last found that the druggist who sold the vermilion had mixed with it a portion of red lead, imagining that the pigment was only required for house paint. "Thus," as Accum remarks, "the druggist sold his vermilion, in a regular way of trade, adul- terated with red lead, to increase his profit, without any suspi- cion of the use to which it would be applied ; and the purchaser who adulterated the annatto, presuming that the vermilion was genuine, had no hesitation in heightening the colour of his annatto with so harmless an adjunct. Thus, through the diversified and circulatory operations of commerce, a portion of deadly poison may find admission into the necessaries of life in a way that can attach no criminality to the parties through whose hands it has successively passed." The curious aspect of this circuitous kind of poisoning is, that it occurs through the belief of each adulterating rogue in the honesty of his neighbour. If we could possibly eliminate, from the mass of human disease, that occasioned by the constant use of deleterious food, we should find that it amounted to a very considerable per- centage on the whole, and that one of the best friends of the doctor would prove to be the adulterator. But even our refuge fails us in our hour of need ; the tools of the medical man, like those of the sappers and miners before Sebastopol, often turn out to be worthless. Drugs and medical comforts are perhaps adulterated as extensively as any other article. To 80 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. mention only a few familiar and household medicines for instance : Epsom salts are adulterated with sulphate of soda ; carbonate of soda with sulphate of soda — a very injurious substitute. Mercury is sometimes falsified with lead, tin, and bismuth ; gentian with the poisonous drugs aconite and bella- donna ; rhubarb with turmeric and gamboge ; cantharides with black pepper ; and cod-liver and castor-oils with common and inferior oils ; whilst opium, one of the sheet-anchors of the physician, is adulterated to the greatest extent in a dozen different ways. Medical comforts are equally uncertain. Thus potato-flour forms full half of the so-called arrowroots of com- merce ; sago-meal is another very common ingredient in this nourishing substance. Out of fifty samples of so-styled arrow- root, Dr. Hassall found twenty-two adulterated, many of them consisting entirely of potato-flour and sago-meal. One half of the common oatmeals to be met with are adulterated with barley -meal, a much less nutritious substance — an important fact, which boards of guardians should be acquainted with. Honey is sophisticated with flour-starch and sugar-starch. And lastly, we wish to say something important to mothers. Put no faith in the hundred and one preparations of farinaceous food for infants which are paraded under so many attractive titles. They are all composed of wheat-flour, potato- flour, sago, &c, — very familiar ingredients, which would not take with anxious parents unless christened with extraordinary names, for which their compounders demand an extraordinary charge. To invalids we would also say, place no reliance on the Revalentas and Ervalentas advertised through the country as cures for all imaginary diseases. They consist almost entirely of lentil-powder, barley-flour, &c, which are charged cent, per cent, above their real value. Of all the articles we have touched upon, not one i so im portant as water. It mixes more or less with all our soli food, and forms nine-tenths of all our drinks. Man himself, as a sanitary writer has observed, is in great part made up of this element, and if you were to put him under a press you would squeeze out of him 8^ pailfuls. That it should be furnished IS FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 81 pure to the consumer is of the first importance in a sanitary and economic point of view. We are afraid, however, that but' feeble attempts have been made to secure this advantage to the metropolis. At present London, with its two and a half millions of population, is mainly supplied by nine water com- panies, six of which derive their supply from the Thames, one from the New River, one from the Bavensbourne, and a third from ponds and wells. Besides this supply, which ramifies like a network over the whole metropolis, we find dotted about both public and private wells of various qualities. We do not intend to follow Dr. Hassall into his microscopic representations of the organic matter, vegetable and animal, by which the customers of one company can compare the water served to them with that dealt out to others, and thus at a glance assure themselves that they have not more than their share of many- legged, countless-jointed, hideous animalculse, which look for- midable enough to frighten one from ever touching a drop of London water, but shall content ourselves with giving the general characteristics of the whole of them. With one exception they were all of a hardness ranging from 11 to 18 degrees. This hardness depends upon the earthy salts present, such as sulphates and bicarbonates of lime and magnesia. They were also to some extent saline, as all the salt used in the metropolis ultimately finds its way into the Thames, or great sewer-stream. Not long ago two, at least, of these six Thames water companies procured their supply within a short distance of the mouths of great drains, and all of them resorted to the river at different points below Battersea, or that portion of it which receives the drainage of the metropolis, and is conse- quently crowded with animal and vegetable matter, both living and dead, and thick with the mud stirred up by the passage to and fro of the steamers. The violent outcry made, however, by the Board of Health, caused an Act to be passed by parlia- ment against the supply of the sewage rates, and now all the companies taking their supplies from the Thames, are compelled to go at least as high as Kingston, and to submit them to a process of filtration ; but even at this point the G &2 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. river is in some degree sewage-tainted, and the chemically- combined portion of baser matter cannot be removed by any filter. The impurities of the Thames are not all we have to deal with — its hardness must cost the Londoners hundreds of thou- sands a year in the article of soap alone. The action upon lead is also marked ; hence we find poisonous carbonates of that metal held in solution. Plumbers are well aware of this fact, and frequently meet with leaden cisterns deeply corroded. This corrosion may arise from either chemical or voltaic action. The junction of lead and solder, or iron, immersed in water impregnated with salts or acid of any kind, will cause erosion of the metal. A familiar instance of this is seen in the rapid manner in which iron railings rust away just where they are socketed in the stonework with lead. The presence of a piece of mortar on the lead of a cistern may even set up this action, and result in giving a whole family the colic. The pumps of the metropolis are liable to even more con- tamination than river-water, inasmuch as the soil surrounding them is saturated with the sewage of innumerable cesspools, and with that arising from the leakage of imperfect drains. Medical men entertained the opinion that the terrible out- break of cholera in Broad Street, Golden Square, in 1854, arose from the fact that the people in the neighbourhood were in the habit of visiting a public pump which was proved to be foul with drain-water, and the handle of which was taken off, to prevent further mischief. Some of these public pumps appear to yield excellent water — cold, clear, and palatable ; but the presence of these qualities by no means proves that they are pure. The bright sparkling icy water issuing from the famous Aldgate pump, according to Mr. Simon, the city officer of health, owes its most prized qualities to the nitrates which have filtered into the well from the decaying animal matter in an adjoining churchyard. The porter and stout of the metropolis have long been famous. The virtues of the latter drink are celebrated all over the world ; and a royal duke, ascribed the great FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 83 mortality among the guards in the East to the want of their favourite beverage. No doubt the pure liquor, as it comes from the great brewers, is wholesome and strength- ening ; but it no sooner gets into the possession of the pub- licans than, in a great majority of cases, the article is made up. A stranger would naturally suppose that the foaming tankard of Meux's entire which he quaffs at the "Marquis of Granby " has an identical flavour with that at the " Blue Boar," where the same brewer's name shines resplendent on the house-front. Not a bit of it : one shall be smooth, pleasantly bitter, slightly acid, and beaded with a fine and persistent froth ; the other, bitter with the bitterness of soot, salt, clammy, sweet, and frothing with a coarse and evanescent froth. The body of the liquor is undoubtedly the same, but the variations are all supplied by the publicans and sinners. We do not make emeutes, as they are continually doing in Bavaria, on account of our beer ; but we have strong feelings on a matter of such national importance ; and the wicked ways of brewers and publicans have been made, over and over again, the subject of parliamentary inquiry. The reports of various committees prove that, in times past, porter and stout were doctored in the most ingenious manner, and so universally and unreservedly, that a trade sprang up termed brewers' drug- gists, whose whole business it was to supply to the manufac- turers and retailers of the national beverage, ingredients for its adulteration ; nay, to such an extent did the taste for falsifying beer and porter extend, that one genius, hight Jack- son, wrote a hand-book to show the brewers how to make Beer without any Malt or Hops at all I Accum has preserved, in his now antique pages, some of the recipes in vogue in his day. The boldness with which our fathers went to work is amusing. For instance, Mr. Child, in his " Practical Treatise on Brewing," after having made his non-professional reader aghast by mentioning a score of pernicious articles to be used in beer, remarks, in the mildest possible manner, — "That, however much they may surprise — however pernicious or dis- agreeable they may appear, he nas always found them requisite in the G 2 84 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. brewing of porter, and he thinks they must invariably be used by those who wish to continue the taste, flavour, and effervescence of the beer. And, though several acts of Parliament have been passed to prevent porter brewers from using many of them, yet the author can affirm, from experience, he could never produce the present flavoured porter without them. The intoxicating qualities of porter are to be ascribed to the various drugs intermixed ivith it. It is evident some porter is more heady than other, and it arises from the greater or less quantity of stupefying ingre- dients. Malt, to produce intoxication, must be used in such lai'ge quan- tities as would very much diminish, if not totally exclude, the brewer's profit." It is clear from this extract that Mr. Child considered the end of all successful brewing was to make people dead-drunk at the cheapest possible rate, regardless of consequences. Among the ingredients that Mr. Morris, another instructor in the art of brewing, tells us are requisite to produce a popular article, are — cocculus indicus and beans, as intoxicators ; cala- mus aromaticus, as a substitute for hops ; quassia, as a bitter ; coriander- seeds to give flavour ; capsicums, carra way- seeds, ginger, and grains of paradise, to give warmth ; whilst oyster- shells are recommended to afford a touch of youth to old beer, and alum to give a "smack of age" to new ; and when it is desired to bring it more rapidly "forward," the presiding Hecate is told to drop sulphuric acid into her brew ; by this means an imitation of the age of eighteen months was given in a few instants. Even the " fine cauliflower head," which is held to be the sign of excellence in stout, was — and, for all we know, still is — artificially made by mixing with the article a detestable compound called " beer-headings," composed of com- mon green vitriol, alum, and salt, and sometimes by the simple addition of salts of steel. That these articles were commonly employed we have the evidence of the Excise Department, which published a long list of such ingredients seized by them on the premises of brewers and brewers' druggists.* Many of these glaring adulterations are probably no longer in general use, although, from the evidence given before a recent committee of the House of Commons, * It will be scarcely necessary to say that the great London brewers have never laid themselves open to the suspicion of having adulterated their liquor. FOOD AND ITS, ADULTERATIONS. 85 it is believed that sulphuric acid, salt of steel, sulphate of iron, and cocculus indicus are still resorted to by the smaller brewers, especially those living in the country — a belief very much strengthened by the very odd taste we sometimes find in ales and porters, and which is certainly not derived from malt and hops. The common method of adulterating the national liquor is by mixing water with it. This is done almost univer- sally by the publican, and to a very extraordinary extent. A comparison between the per-centage of alcohol to be found in a given number of samples of porter and stout, procured from what is termed brewers' taps, or agents, with that existing in a similar number of samples purchased of publicans, proves this fact in a very convincing manner. Dr. Hassall informs us that, with regard to the stouts, — "The alcohol — of specific gravity 796, temperature 60° Fahr. — contained in the former samples ranged from 7'15 per cent, the highest, to 4 - 53 the lowest ; whereas that of the stouts procured from publicans varied, with one exception, from 4*87 per cent, to 3*25 per cent." The same difference of strength also existed between the various samples of porter procured from the two sources ; the amount of alcohol in that obtained from the taps varying from 4*51 per cent, to 2-42 per cent., whereas that purchased of pub- licans ranged from 3*97 per cent, to 1*81 per cent. The mixture of water, of course, reduces the colour, to bring up which both burnt sugar and molasses are extensively used ; and, in order that " the appetite may grow with what it feeds on," tobacco and salt are copiously added by the publican. Beer, porter, and stout are also liable to be contaminated by the presence of lead. The universal use of pumping machines and the storing of the casks in the cellars, sometimes at a considerable distance from the bar, necessitates the use of long leaden pipes, in passing through which the liquid, if " stale " or sour, oxidates a portion of the lead. This fact is so well known both to public and publican, that the first pot or two drawn in the morning is generally set aside, as, from having lain all night in the pipe, it is justly considered injurious. The liberality of the barmaid in thus sacrificing a portion of S6 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. the liquor is more apparent than real. The reader has, perhaps, noticed that most public-house counters are fitted up with metal tops, in which gratings are inserted to drain off all the spilt liquor, drainings of glasses, heel-taps of pots, &c. : down these gratings goes " the first draught," with its dose of oxide of lead. The receptacle below, which contains all this refuse together with that at the bottoms of barrels, the publican either returns to the brewer, or empties it himself into half- filled casks. The public were very needlessly alarmed some years ago by a statement made by M. Payen, a celebrated French chemist, that strychnine was being made for England, where it was used in the manufacture of the bitter beer of this country. This statement was copied by the Medical Times, and from thence, finding its way to Printing-house Square, became generally diffused, to the horror and discomfiture of pale-ale drinkers; and not without reason, when it is re- membered that one-sixth of a grain of this poison has been known to prove fatal, and a very much smaller quantity daily taken, to have the effect of inducing tetanic spasms, and of otherwise seriously injuring the nervous system. We are happy to be able to state that the lovers of Bass and Allsopp may quaff their tonic draught in future without any fear of such terrible results. The bitterness of pale ale has been found, on analysis, to be entirely due to the extract of hops. Fur- thermore, this beverage, when selected from the stores of the brewers or their agents, has universally proved to be perfectly pure. "We say, from the stores of the Burton brewers or their agents, because there is no absolute certainty of procuring the article genuine from any other source. The label on the bottle is no sure guarantee ; for used bottles, with their labels intact, are in many instances refilled by publicans with an inferior article, and sold, of course, at the price of the .real. We have good reason to believe that this trick is very often practised in a variety of instances, to the manifest injury of the public and brewers. Wine is far too wide a subject to be treated here. The great FOOD AND ITS ADULTEBATIONS. 0/ mass of ports at a cheap and moderate price are made up, it is well known, of several kinds, and doctored according to cost. There is one compound, however, which particularly claims our attention, " publicans' port." We are all of us familiar with the announcement to be seen in the windows of such trades- men, "Fine old crusty port, 2s. 9d. a bottle ;" and the extra- ordinary thing is, that upon opening the sample we often find that it is crusted, and that the cork is deeply stained. How can they afford to sell an article bearing the appearance of such age and quality at so low a price 1 The answer is simple : wine, crust, and stained cork are fabricated. There is a manu- factory in London, where, by a chemical process, they get up beeswing to perfection, and deposit it in the bottles so as exactly to imitate the natural crust ; here corks are also stained to assume any age that is required. The wine itself contains a very little inferior port, the rest being composed of cheap red French wine, brandy, and logwood as a colouring matter, if required. The port wine sold over the bar at 3d. a glass — and we are assured that this article is making its way in preference to gin in the low neighbourhoods, one gin palace, to our knowledge, selling a butt a week over the counter — is an inferior article even to this, and its taste is quite sufficient to prove that only an infinitesimal portion of it ever came from Oporto. London gin, under a hundred names, is notoriously a com- pound. Most people flatter themselves that its peculiar flavour is due to the admixture of sugar and juniper-berries alone. It is, however, a much more elaborate concoction than the public imagine. Those accustomed to the unsweetened West Country gin think the London article only fit to drink when raw, and in many cases they are right ; for the publican and inferior spirit-dealers, like milkmen, are great customers of the pump. It appears that some of the samples examined by the analyst contained only half as much alcohol as was present in others ; and as the gin of commerce is never above proof, it follows that these specimens were scarcely as good as "stiff" gin-and- water. So much for the pure spirit ; now for the fancy work 88 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS, or " flavourings." The quantity of sugar in the samples examined ranged from 3 oz. 4 drms. 23 grains, to 13 oz. 4 drras. ; two of them contained oil of cinnamon, or, more probably, of cassia ; seven contained cayenne pepper, some of them in very large quantities ; and most of the samples contained combined sulphates ; whilst there is good authority for stating that sul- phate of zinc, or white vitriol, is often used. The very "beaded bubbles winking at the brim," which are considered to be a proof of the strength of the article, are produced artificially. Mr. Mitchell, in his " Handbook of Commerce," states that this is done by adding a mixture compounded of alum, carbonate of potash, almond-oil, sulphuric acid, and spirits of wine. " The earth hath bubbles as the water hath, and these are of them." One would think that it would be to the interest of the trade to keep their illicit practices " dark : " but the publican has his " Handbook" to teach him how to adulterate spirit as well as beer. For instance, in a little work on Brewing and Distilling, written by a Mr. Shannon, the following recipe is given : — " To reduce unsweetened Gin. A tun of fine gin 252 gallons. Water 36 „ Which added together makes .... 288 „ The doctor is novj put on, and it is further re- duced with water 19 „ Which gives ....... 307 gallons. "This done, let one pound of alum be just covered with water, and dis- solved by boiliDg ; rummage the whole together, and pour in the alum, and the whole will be fine in a few days." "We wonder that Mr. Gough, the great temperance advocate, never armed himself with one of these recipes, in order to convince people of the noxious liquids they are invited to drink under the most inviting names. In every quarter of the town we see gin-palaces seizing upon the corner houses of the streets, just as scrofula seizes upon the joints of the human frame, and through their ever-open doors streams of squalid wretches are continually pouring in and out. Could they be informed that they enter to gulp oil of vitriol, oil of turpentine, and sulphuric acid, among other acrid and deleterious compounds — that the FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 89 tap of the publican spouts corroding fire, like that which leaped up from the wooden table at the command of Mephistopheles, in Auerbach's cellar, they would feel inclined to exclaim with Siebald to the fiend : — " What, sir, how dare you practise thus Your hocus-pocus upon us ? " Gin, it appears, is almost exclusively doctored in this highly deleterious manner, although all spirits are open to sophisti- cation, but especially brandy, which, on account of its price, pays well for the trouble. Mr. Shannon, deeply versed in the " art and mystery " of the trade of the publican, informs us that brandy should be "made up" for "retail" by the addition of 10 per cent, of flavoured raisin wine, a little of the tincture of grains of paradise, cherry-laurel water, and spirit of almond- cake : "add also 10 handfuls of oak sawdust, and give it complexion with burnt sugar." If we can give the dram-drinker little comfort, we can at least reassure the smoker. " Everybody says" that common .cigars are made out of cabbages, and tobacco has always been suspected of containing many adulterations. These charges have been made, however, at random, and the result of chemical analysis and examinations by the microscope has proved that this article of daily consumption is remarkably pure. The carefully-searching microscope of Dr. Hassall has not succeeded in finding any other than the genuine leaf among forty samples of manufactured tobacco ; neither were there any sophistications discovered, with the exceptions of salt, sugar, and water. An inquiry into the specimens of the rolled and twisted article was equally consoling to the maker and chewer. Now and then, it is true, the excise officers make seizures in the warehouses of the tobacco manufacturers, of dock, rhubarb, coltsfoot, and other leaves, but to a very insignificant extent, considering the value of the article and the heavy duty upon it. He who, like Byron, prefers the naked beauties of the leaf in the shape of a cigar, will be equally gratified to hear that such a thing as adulteration scarcely exists in this form of tobacco — 90 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. at least, not when purchased in the shops. Even if we descend to a penny " Pickwick," we find nothing in it but the pure leaf. Out of fifty-seven samples examined, only one was sophisticated, and that, apparently from its contents, by accident. The only adulterated sanijiles discovered at all, were exactly where we might have expected to have found them, in the possession of a hawker at "Whitechapel. These, on examination, turned out to be made up of two twisted wrappers or layers of thin paper, tinted of a bistre colour, while the interior consisted entirely of hay, not a particle of tobacco entering into their composition. The second example of a spurious cigar was purchased at a review in Hyde Park. It consisted externally of tobacco-leaf, but was made internally of hay. Our readers are familiar enough with the fellows who vend these fraudulent articles, made to sell and not to smoke ; they are generally to be found at fairs and races, or any crowded place in the open air, where they can escape speedily from their victimized customers. There is a class of men who make a very good livelihood in the metropolis by perambulating the streets and looking out for ingenuous youths. Towards such they furtively approach, and, like the tempter of old, whisper in their ear of forbidden fruit. The unwary are constantly taken in by one of these serpents, in the shape of a sailor straight from the docks, who intimates, in a hurried manner, that, if we wanted any " smuggled cigars," he has just a box to sell cheap round the corner. In general these worthies need not fear the exciseman, as the article they have to sell does not come under the name of tobacco at all. If, however, cigars are not open to the charge of being adul- terated, they are the subject of innumerable frauds, inasmuch as those of English manufacture are passed off as foreign ones. Thus, the so-called Bengal cheroots are all home-made imitations of Chinsurah cheroots. In order to pass them off as the genuine article they are sold in boxes, branded and labelled in exact imitation of those sent from India. It may be asked why such cigars, if made out of the tobacco-leaf, are not as good as those of Eastern or Spanish manufacture. The real reason is, that the tobacco loses much of its fine flavour and aroma by packing FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. 91 and keeping ; otherwise the English cigar would be equal to any other. The old impression that the Manilla cheroot is im- pregnated with opium would not appear to be correct, from the investigations of Dr. Hassall, who has failed to discover that narcotic in any of the specimens which he tested for it. We have to mention one preparation of tobacco of which we cannot speak quite so favourably as of the others. Snuff is, we are sorry to say, vilely adulterated, and some kinds poisonously. The law allows the use of salt and water and lime-water in its manufacture — a privilege which the snuff-makers take advantage of to increase its weight, all moist snuffs averaging full twenty- five per cent, of water. If these were the only adulterations to the titillating powder, no harm would be done ; but we have positive evidence afforded us in the report of the " Lancet" Commission, that, in addition to ferruginous earths, such as red and yellow ochre, no less than three poisonous preparations are also introduced into it — chromate of lead, red-lead, and bi- chromate of potash ! When a man taps his snuff-box and takes out a pinch, he little dreams that he is introducing an enemy into his system, which in the long-run might master his nerves and produce paralysis ; nevertheless it is an undoubted fact. Many persons have been deprived of the use of their limbs through a persistence in taking snuff adulterated with lead in less proportions than that found in the samples examined by Dr. Hassall. Bi-chromate of potash is a still more deadly poison. M. Duchatel of Paris found that dogs were destroyed by doses of from one twenty-fifth of a grain to one five-hundredth of a grain. We have heard of inveterate snuffers keeping this comfort open in their waistcoat pockets, and helping themselves by fingers'-full at a time ; if their snuff contained anything like the proportion of deleterious ingredients now to be found in the same article, " dropped hands" and colic would soon have cured them of this dirty and disagreeable habit. It is not our purpose to follow further the trail which Accura and others, and more lately and particularly Dr. Hassall, have discovered for us. Before closing the pages of the latter gentle- man's report, however, from which we have drawn so largely, 92 FOOD AND ITS ADULTERATIONS. we cannot avoid stating that the community is under the greatest obligation to both himself and the editor of the Lcmcet — to the one for the energy with which he pursued his subject, and to the other for his singular boldness in rendering himself liable for the many actions which the publication of the names of evil-doers was likely to bring upon his journal, a liability which Dr. Hassall has since taken upon himself by the reprint of the report under his own name. This report is, in fact, as far as it goes, a handbook to the honest and fraudulent food- dealers in the metropolis ; and every man who values whole- some aliment, and thinks it a duty to society to support the honest tradesman in preference to the rogue, should procure it as a valuable work of reference. We have not followed the author into personalities, as no further purpose could be served by so doing ; but we have shown enough, to convince the public that the grossest fraud reigns throughout the British public commissariat. Like a set of monkeys, every man's hand is seen in his neighbour's disk. The baker takes in the grocer, the grocer defrauds the publican, the publican " does" the pickle manufacturer, and the pickle-maker fleeces and poisons all the rest.* As guardian of the revenue, the government is deeply inte- rested in this question, independently of the view it must take of its moral aspect, for the excise is without doubt cheated to the extent of hundreds of thousands a year by the same unlawful practices which demoralize a large portion of the community, and defraud and deceive the remainder. * An act has lately been passed which will, we trust, check in some degree the grosser food-frauds on the public. THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. To furnish every possible link in the grand procession of organized life, is the aim of the science of zoology. Its pro- fessors have explored the wilds of Africa, and have penetrated far into the interior of South America ; have endured the last extremities of hunger and thirst to catch some curious hum- ming-bird j have been consumed by fevers to the very socket of life, in order to pin an unknown beetle, or to procure some rare and gorgeous-coloured fly. The passion for this science seems to have long dwelt in the English race : our love of field- sports, and keen relish of rural life, coupled with a habit of minute observation, have all had a tendency to foster an acquaint- ance with the beasts of the field and the fowls of the air, and scarcely a village but boasts of some follower of White or Waterton. This taste we carry with us to our vast colonial possessions, and to that chain of military posts whose morning guns echo round the world. "With such splendid opportunities for observing and collecting animals, we have succeeded in gathering together a menagerie which is by far the first in existence, and which includes typical forms of most living things — from the chimpanzee, in whose face and structure we trace the last step but one of the highest form of mammal, to the zoophyte, which shakes hands with the vegetable world. Ancient Rome, it is true, in her degenerate days, witnessed vaster collections of animals, and saw hippopotami, ostriches, and giraffes, together with the fiercer carnivora, turned by hundreds into the arena; but how different the spirit with which they were collected ! With the debased and profligate 94 THE ZOOLOGICAL GAKDEXS. Ptoman emperors the only object of these bloody shows was to gratify the brutal appetite of their people for slaughter; with us the intention is to display the varying wonders of creation. Most of our readers in the full flush of summer have leaned over the balustrade of the carnivora terrace. From this ele- vated situation the whole plan of the south side of the grounds is exposed. To his right, fringing a still pool whose translucent waters mirror them as they stand, the spectator sees the col- lection of storks and cranes : more immediately in front of him softly tread the llamas and alpacas — the beasts of burthen of the New World : farther, again, we see the deer in their paddocks ; and beyond, the sedgy pools of the water-fowl, set in the midst of graceful shrubberies which close the Gardens in from the landscape of the Regent's Park. Passing over to the northern side of the terrace he sees the eagle aviary, tenanted by its royal and solitary-looking occupants ; the otters swimming their merry round, and perchance the seal flapping beside his pool ; while the monkeys, with incredible rapidity and constant chatter, swing and leap about their wire en- closure. Immediately beneath him the Polar bears pace to and fro, or, swaying their heads, walk backwards with a firmness which a lord chamberlain might study with advantage ; and close at hand the long neck of the " ship of the desert " is seen sailing out from the gateway of the pretty clock-house. That the dread monarch of the forest and the other " great cats " are beneath his feet, he is made aware by angry growls and the quivering sound of shaken iron bars, as the keeper goes round with his daily beef-barrow. ISTo one can help feeling a certain sense of strangeness at seeing these creatures of all climes scattered amid a flourishing garden — to witness beasts, en- sanguined in tooth and claw, impatiently pacing to and fro between banks of scarlet geraniums or beds brilliant with the countless blooms of early dahlias — or, still more oddly, to witness birds of prey which love to career in the storm sur- rounded by monthly roses. Had it been possible to have given each class of bird and animal its appropriate vegetation, it THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 95 would doubtless have been preferable ; but such an arrange- ment was manifestly impossible. Descending from this general survey, the long row of dens which run below the terrace on either side are the first to attract the visitor's attention. Before this terrace was con- structed, in 1840, the larger carnivora were cooped up in what is now the reptile-house. The early dens of the establishment form a good example of the difficulty Englishmen experience in suiting themselves to altered circumstances. On the first formation of the gardens the society seems to have taken for its model some roving menagerie, as many of the houses of the beasts were nothing better than caravans dismounted from their wheels, and the managers encamped their collection in a fashion little more permanent than Wombwell would have done upon a village green. It was speedily found that the health of the felidaB suffered materially from their close confine- ment, which did not even admit of the change of air experienced in the travelling caravan. In fact, the lions, tigers, leopards, and pumas, did not live on an average more than twenty-four months. To remedy this state of things the terrace dens were constructed, and, rushing from one extreme to the other, tropical animals were left exposed to the full rigour of winter. The drifting rain fell upon their hair, and they were exposed in cold, wet weather to a temperature which even man, who ranges from the torrid zone to the arctic circle, could not resist unprotected. The consequences were manifested in the increase of inflammatory lung diseases, and it is now found necessary to protect the dens by matting and artificial heat from the extreme cold and damp of the winter months. In the summer the ex- posure suits them admirably, and it must be confessed that the tigers look only too fat and comfortable. One of the most interesting cages is that which contains a family party, con- sisting of the mastiff with the lion and his mate. They were brought up together from cub-hood, and agree to a marvel ; though the dog would prove little more than a mouthful for either of his noble-looking companions. Visitors express a vast deal of sympathy for him, and fancy that the lion is only saving 96 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. him up, as tlie giant did Jack, for a future feast. But their sympathy, we believe, is thrown away. " Lion " has always maintained the ascendancy he assumed when a pup, and any rough handling on the part of his huge playfellows is imme- diately resented by his flying at their noses. Although the dog is allowed to come out of the den every morning, he shows a great disinclination to leave his old friends. lb is, however, thought advisable to separate them at feeding-time. Both the lion and lioness are of English birth, and it is singular that out of the great number that have been born in the society's garden full fifty per cent, have come into the world with cleft palates, and have perished in consequence of not being able to suck. If the keepers were to fill their nostrils with tow, we fancy they could accomplish this act, as well at least as chil- dren who are suffering from cold in the head. The male affords us an opportunity of showing the difference between the African variety to which he belongs and the East Indian specimen at the other end of the terrace. Our young Cape friend has a fine mane, and a tail but slightly bushed at the top, which droops towards the ground. The full-grown animal from Goojerat, is, on the contrary, com- paratively maneless, and his tail takes a short curl upwards at the end. The caudal extremity of both is furnished with a rudimentary claw. This little appendage was supposed by the ancients to be instrumental in lashing the lion into fury, and Mr. Gordon Cumming informs us that the natives of South Africa believe it to be the residence of an evil spirit which never evacuates its post until death overtakes the beast and gives it notice to quit. The Goojerat or maneless lion is supposed to be the original of the heraldic beast we regard with such respect as a national emblem, but which foreigners main- tain is nothing better than a leopard. But why do we coop these noble anima'$Hn such nutshells of cages ? What a miserable sight to see them pace backwards and forwards in their box-like dens ! Why should they, of all the beasts of the forest, be condemned to such imprisonment 1 The bear has his pole, the deer his paddock, the otter his pool, where THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 97 at least they have enough liberty to keep them in health ; but we stall our lions and tigers as we would oxen, till they grow lethargic, fat, and puffy, like city aldermen. With half an acre of enclosed ground, strewn with sand, we might see the king of beasts pace freely, as in his Libyan fastness, and with twenty feet of artificial rock, might witness the tiger's bound. Such an arrangement would, we are convinced, attract thousands to the gardens, and restore to the larger carnivora that place among the beasts from which they have here been so unfairly degraded. We commend this idea to the able secretary to the society, who has shown, by his system of " starring," how alive he is to the fact that it is to the sixpenny and shilling visitors who flock to the gardens by tens of thousands on holidays that he must look to support the wise and liberal expenditure he has lately adopted. On the other side of the terrace, in addition to the leopards and hysenas, is to be found a splendid collection of bears, from the sharp-muzzled sun-bear (who robs a beehive in a hollow tree as artistically, as a London thief cuts a purse) to the enor- mous Russian Bruin, the largest perhaps ever exhibited. " Prince MenschikofF," * as he is called by the keepers, grew into exceed- ing good condition in the gardens at Hull, where it appears he chiefly dieted upon his brethren, the cannibal having consumed no less than five bears ; and they appear to have had the same effect upon him as cod-liver oil upon a human invalid. His neighbours, the white Polar bears, contrast with him strangely in physiognomy and form; their heads, sharp as polecats', seem fashioned, like cutwaters, to enable them to make their way in the sea ; and if they would lift their huge paws, we should see that they were clothed almost entirely with hair, to aid them in securing a firm footing en the ice. The largest of these beasts managed to get out of his inclosure before the top of it was barred in ; but he was peaceably led back again. Indeed, even the wildest of the beasts, after a little confinement, seem so frightened at recovering their liberty, that they easily allow themselves to be recaptured. * Since gone to make bears' grease. H 98 THE ZOOLOGICAL GAKDENS. In one year theFelidse alone consumed beef, mutton, and horse- flesh to the value of £1,367. 19s. 5d. This sum is entirely irrespective of the fish, snakes, frogs, and other " small deer " given to the birds and inferior carnivora. They all live here like gentlemen, emancipated from the drudgery of finding their daily food. They have their slaughter-houses close at hand in the gardens, where sheep, oxen, and horses are weekly killed expressly for them. Some of them will only eat cooked meat. Soon after the establishment of the gardens experiments were made as to the best manner of feeding them, which proved that, while they gained flesh and continued active upon one full meal a day, they lost weight and became drowsy on two half-meals. In the endeavour to follow nature still closer, they were dieted more sparely, and even fasted at certain seasons. This treat- ment, however, resulted in a catastrophe — a female leopard and puma killing and eating their companions : a strong hint for fuller rations, which was not neglected. Let us now cross over from the cages of the king of beasts to the aviary of the king of birds. The collection of eagles, vultures, and condors, numbers upwards of twenty species, among which we recognized " the oldest inhabitant " of the Gardens — the vulture presented to the society by Mr. Brooks, the surgeon, more than thirty years ago. Notwithstand- ing his age, he looks one of the finest birds in the collection. We question, however, if the last new-comer of the same species will not " put his bill out," arriving as he does from a distant shore to which thousands of anxious hearts have turned. We allude to the vulture lately sent from the Crimea. He was caught near the monastery of Saint George, and the proximity of his retreat to many a battle-field suggests reflections too painful to dwell upon. The prominent impression produced in glancing at this aviary is the perfect isolation which each bird maintains as he crowns the topmost pinnacle of the heap of rocks reared in the centre of his den, where he perches, motionless as a stone. There seems to be no recognition of fellow-prisoners — no interchange of either blows or courtesies between the iron netting. Each seems an enduring captive THE ZOOLOGICAL GAKDENS. 99 that will not be comforted or won over to the ways of men. Now and then unsheathing his piercing eye, we perceive the huge wings spread, and perchance remembering the callow eaglets in some Alpine eyrie, the bird soars upwards for a moment, beats his pinions against the netting, and falls to the earth again with the ignominious flop of a Christmas turkey. It is impossible to contemplate these birds without pity, not unmixed with pain. "Who can recognize, in the motionless bunch of feathers before us, Audubon's magnificent descrip- tion of the Bald Eagle as he swoops upon his prey 1 — " The next moment the wild trumpet-like sound of a yet distant but approaching swan is heard Now is the moment to witness a dis- play of the eagle's powers. He glides through the air like a falling star, and like a flash of lightning comes upon the timorous quarry, which now, in agony and despair, seeks, by various manoeuvres, to elude the grasp of his cruel talons. It mounts, doubles, and willingly would plunge into the stream were it not prevented by the eagle, which, long possessed of the knowledge that by such a stratagem the swan might escape him, forces it to remain in the air by attempting to strike it with its talons from beneath. The hope of escape is soon given up by the swan. It has already become much weakened, and its strength fails at the sight of the courage and swift- ness of its antagonist. Its last gasp is about to escape, when the ferocious eagle strikes with his talons the under side of his wing, and with unresisted power forces the bird to fall in a slanting direction upon the nearest shore." This is the romance of the noble bird's mode of obtaining food — here, as he marches off with a dead rat in his claw, or a piece of raw beef, we behold its prose. But however un poetical this treatment, it cannot be said to disagree with him, as fine plumage and good condition prove. Passing on our way to the monkey-house, the merry otters are seen playing " follow-my- leader" round their rock -house, now plunging headlong in search of the fiat-fish which shines at the bottom of the water — now bringing it to shore, and crushing flesh, vertebrae, and all. The admirably-arranged but vilely-ventilated monkey-house is always a great source of attraction. The mixture of fun and solemnity, the odd attitudes and tricks, and the human expres- sion of their countenances, all tend to attract, and at the same time to repel. Mr. Rogers used to say, that visiting them was like going to see one's poor relations ; and wondrous shabby old fellows some of them appear. We have only to look into their faces for a moment to see that they differ from each other as H 2 100 THE ZOOLOGICAL GAREENS. much as the faces of mankind. There is a large, long-haired, black-faced rascal, who looks as murderous as a Malay ; a little way off we see another with great bushy whiskers and shaggy eyebrows (the mona), the very picture of a successful horse- dealer ; a third, with his long nose and keen eye, has all the air of a crafty old lawyer. The contemplation of them brings involuntarily to the mind the doctrine of the transmigration of souls. The apes and baboons are indeed purely brutal, and only excite disgust : towards the latter the whole company ot smaller monkeys express the utmost hatred — as may be seen when the keeper by way of fun takes one of them out of his cage and walks him down the room. The whole population rush to the front of their cages, and hoot, growl, and chatter at him as only Eastern County shareholders can do when their chairman takes his seat. The vivacious little capuchin monkeys are evidently the favourites, and bag most of the nuts ; the brown capuchin appears to be particularly knowing, as he keeps a big pebble at hand, and when he finds that his teeth are not equal to the task, he taps the nut with the stone with just sufficient force to break the shell without bruising the kernel. "We have often seen this little fellow take a pinch of snuff, and assiduously rub his own and his companion's skin with it, with a full knowledge, no doubt, of the old recipe for killing fleas. He will also make use of an onion for a similar purpose. Among the other quadrumana in this house we find the lemurs, which look more like long-legged weasels than monkeys, and the bright-faced little marmosets, who cluster inquiringly to the front of their cage looking in their cap-shaped headdress of fur like so many gossips quizzing you over the window-blinds. At the present moment there is no specimen of either the uran or chimpanzee in the Gardens, but there have been at least half a dozen located here within the last ten years, one of which, "Jenny," maintained her health for five years. The damp, cold air. of the Gardens at last brought on consumption ; and the public must remember the poor, wheezing, dying- brute, with a plaster on her chest and blankets around her, the very picture ot a moribund old man. The only specimen THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 101 now in Europe is in the Jardin des Plantes, at Paris. This animal, one of the finest ever seen, is in excellent health, and promises to maintain it in the bright air of La Belle France. An accomplished naturalist has kindly furnished us with the following particulars of this brute, which clearly indicate that he is a very Dr. Busby among his fellows : — "He passed through London on his way to Paris, having landed at Plymouth. There were then two female Chims resident in the Gardens in the Regent's Park, and the French Chim was allowed to lodge in their hotel for a couple of nights. On his appearance both of these young ladies uttered cries of recognition, which however evinced more fear than any- thing else. Chim was put into a separate compartment, or room with a double grille, to prevent the probable injuries which discordant apes will inflict on each other. He had scarcely felt the floor under his feet when he began to pay attention to his countrywomen thus suddenly and unex- pectedly found. Their fear and surprise gradually subsided, and they stood watching him attentively, when he broke out into a characteristic pas seid, which he kept up for a considerable time, uttering cries scarcely more hideous than seem the notes of a Chinese singer, and not far out of unison with his loudly-beating feet. The owner, who was present, said that he was imitating a dance ot the negroes, which the animal had often seen while resident in his house in Africa. The animal was upwards of a year and a half old, and had spent one year ot his life in this gentleman's house. The Chim maidens gradually relaxed their reserve as the vivacity of the dance increased, until at last, when it was over, each stealthily put a hand through the grille and welcomed their friend and brother to their home in a far land. As the weather was severe — it was early in December — it is possible that their talk was of their native palm-groves and their never- ending summer. Chim thenceforth made himself as agreeable as possible, and when the time for his departure came, the maidens exhibited the liveliest regret, short of tears, at losing him. At Paris he increased rapidly in stature and intelligence. The climate, diet (he drinks his pint of Bordeaux daily), and lively society of the French seem to be more congenial to Chim's physique than our melancholy London. He makes acquaintance not only with the staff but with the habitues of the Garden. The last time I saw him (May, 1854) he came out to taste the morning air in the large circular enclosure in front of the Palais des Singes, which was built for " our poor relations" by M. Thiers. Here Chim began his day by a leisurely pi-o- menade, casting pleased and thankful glances towards the sun, the beautiful sun of early summer. He had three satellites, coati-mundis, either by chance or to amuse him, and while making all manner of eyes at a young lady who supplies the Singerie with pastry and cakes, one of the coati- mundis came up stealthily behind and dealt him a small but malicious bite. Chim looked round with astonishment at this audacious outrage on his person, put his hand haughtily upon the wound, but without losing his temper in the least. He walked deliberately to the other side of the circle, and fetched a cane which he had dropped there in his promenade. He returned with majestic wrath upon his brow, mingled, I thought, with contempt ; and, taking Coati by the tail, commenced punishment with his cane, administering such blows as his victim could bear without permanent injury, and applied with equal justice to the ribs on either side, in a 102 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. direction always parallel to the spine. When he thought enough had been done, he disposed of Coati without moving a muscle of his countenance, by a left-handed jerk, which threw the delinquent high in air, head over heels. He came down a sadder and a better coati, and retired with shame and fear to an outer corner. Having executed this act of justice, Chim betook him to a tree. A large baboon, who had in the mean time made his appearance in the circle, thought this was a good opportunity of doing a civil thing, and accordingly mounted the tree and sat down smilingly, as baboons smile, upon the next fork. Chim slowly turned his head at this attemp tat familiarity, measured the distance, raised his hind foot, and, as composedly as he had caned the coati, kicked the big baboon off his perch into the arena below. This abasement seemed to do the baboon good, for he also retired like the coati, and took up his station on the other side. To what perfection of manners and development of thought the last year and a half may have brought him I can scarcely guess ; but one day doubtless some one will say of him, as an Oriental prince once said to me, after look- ing at the uran • Peter,' — ' Does he speak English yet ?'" The monkeys before they were transferred to this house suffered a great mortality, and indeed, on taking possession of their new apartment, the keepers used to remove the dead by the barrowful in the morning. This extreme mortality was produced by want of ventilation, and a system of heating which burnt the air and induced inflammation of the lungs. Dr. Marshall Hall and Dr. Amott, upon being consulted, directed the substitution of an open stove, when the deaths ceased. As we pass towards the small building once used as the parrot-house, but now dedicated to the smaller felidse, we go by the seal-pond, and see that strange beast which resembles a Danish carriage-dog with his legs amputated. He is an epicure as regards his regular meals, and turns up his nose at any fish less recherche than whiting, of which expensive delicacy he con- sumes ten pounds weight daily. Meanwhile, however, he is " a snapper- up of unconsidered trifles," and we see him, as the visitors circulate round his enclosure, flop, flop, around the margin of his pond, keeping a sharp look-out above the railings for stray favours. The house of the smaller carnivora is generally overlooked, but it is worthy of a visit, if only to see the beautiful clouded tigers as they are misnamed, for they more resemble hunting leopards both in size and skin-markings. These elegant creatures are quite tame, and permit the utmost familiarities of their keeper ; but their neighbour, the caracal or lynx, never seems tired of making the most ferocious rushes THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 103 at the bars, accompanied by a vindictive and incessant spitting, which impresses us with the idea that it possesses the very quintessence of catlike nature. There is one little cage in this apartment which is deserving of especial inspection — that con- taining a specimen of the indigenous black rat, which, according to Mr. Waterton, was entirely eaten out of the country by the grey rats of Hanover, which came over in the same ship with Butch William, and which are, according to that hearty naturalist, the very emblems of " Protestant rapacity." Those who have read his delightful essays know well with what perseverance the author hunts the grey rodent through every chapter of his book. If we now retrace our steps along the border of the plantation, which forms a deep green background for countless dahlias, and moreover screens the garden from the biting east, we shall, by turning to the right hand, come upon the Aquarium, the latest and most attractive sight in the gardens. How cool and delicious ! Around us we perceive slices of the deep sea-bed and the rapid river. "Were we mermen we could not examine more at ease the rich pavement of the ocean set with strange and living flowers. In the midst of the green walls of water which surround us, mimic caves, waving with sea-weed and other marine plants, afford shelter and lurking-holes for bright fish which stare and dart, or for shambling crustacese which creep over the pebbly bottom. Against the dark verdure of these submerged rocks, the sea-anemone rears its orange base tipped with flower-like fans, or hangs its snake-like tentacles, writhing as the head-dress of Medusa. But we must look narrowly into each nook and under every stone, if we wish to realize the amount of animal life, which here puts on such strange vegetable forms. Let us consider well for a few minutes one of the tanks running down the middle of the building. For months all the minute animal and vegetable life has been multiplying and decaying, and yet the water remains pure and bright. The explanation of this phenomenon affords one of the most beautiful examples of the manner in which nature on a grand scale holds the balance true between her powers. If we 104 THE ZOOLOGICAL GAKDEX3. were to put these little bright-eyed fish alive into the crystal tank, in a week's time they would die, because they would have withdrawn all the oxygen it originally contained, and con- laminated it with the poisonous carbonic acid gas exhaled from their lungs. To prevent this, the philosopher hangs these mimic caves with verdant seaweed, and plants the bottom with graceful marine grasses. If the spectator looks narrowly at the latter, he finds them fringed with bright silver bells : these bells contain oxygen, which the plants have eliminated from their tissues under the action of light, having previously con- sumed the carbonic acid gas thrown out by the fishes and zoophytes. Thus plants and animals are indispensable to the preservation of each others life. But even now we have not told the entire causes which produce the crystal clearness of the water. The vegetable element grows too fast, and if left to itself the sides of the tank would be covered with a con- fervoid growth, which would speedily obscure its inmates from our view. "We want scavengers to clear away the superfluous regeta- tion, and we find them in the periwinkles which we see at- tached by their foot-stalk to the glass. These little mollusca do their work well : Mr. Gosse, who has watched them feeding with a pocket-glass, perceived that their saw-like tongues moved backwards and forwards with a crescentic motion, and thus, as the animal advances, he leaves a slight swathe-like mark upon the glass, as the mower does upon the field. But it is clear that there are not enough labourers in the tank we are inspecting to accomplish their task, as the lobster, who comes straggling over the stones in such an ungainly manner, is more like a moving salad than any living thing, so thickly are back, tail, feelers, and claws, infested with a dense vegetable growth. A few more black mowers are imperatively called for. The fish, the weed, and the mollusc having secured to us a clear view of the inhabitants of the tank, let us inspect them one by one. Here we see the parasitic anemone. Like the old man of the sea, it fixes itself upon some poor Sinbad in the shape of a whelk, and rides about at its ease in search of food. Another THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 105 interesting variety of this zoophyte is the plumose sea-anemone, a more stay-at-home animal, which generally fixes itself upon a flat rock or an oyster-shell, and waits for the food to come to it, as your London housewife expects the butcher and baker to call in the morning. The pure white body of the neighbouring actinia renders it more observable. Its tentacles, displayed in plumes over the central mouth, which is marked with yellow, give it the exact appearance of a chrysanthemum, and should be much in favour with the mermaids to adorn their hair. A still more extra- ordinary creature is the Tcibella ventildbrum. The tube of this strange animal is perfectly straight, and its large brown silk- like radiating fans, whilst in search of food, revolve just as the old-fashioned whirling ventilators did in our windows. The instant this fan is touched it is retracted into the tube, the ends just appearing outside, and giving it the appearance of a camel' s-hair brush. We shall not attempt to describe the different species of zoophytes and annelides, amounting to hundreds — indeed, they are not all familiar to scientific men. We have little more to say of the Crustacea that go scrambling about, yet it would be impossible to overlook that peripatetic whelk-shell, which, climbs about the stones with such marvellous activity. On a narrower inspection we perceive that it moves by a foreign agency. Those sprawling legs protruding from its mouth dis- cover the hermit crab, which is obliged to dress its soft body in the first defensible armour it can pick up. A deserted whelk or common spiral shell is its favourite resort, but, like many bipeds, it has a love of changing its house ; and those who have narrowly watched its habits state that it will deliberately turn over the empty shells upon the beach, and, after examining them carefully with its claws, pop its body out of one habita- tion into another, in order to obtain the best possible fit. But there are still stranger facts connected with this intelligent ittle crustacean. We have before observed that the parasitic ja-anemone invariably fixes itself when possible upon this lovable house, perfectly regardless of the many bumps and 106 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. rubs which necessarily fall to its lot. Another -warm friend, the cloak-anemone, clings still closer, for it perfectly envelopes the lip of the shell with its living mantle. Our hermit has still a third intimate acquaintance, who sponges upon him for bed and board, in the shape of a beautiful worm, Nereis bilineata, which stows itself behind the crab in the attic of the whelk-shell, and, the moment its protector by his motions indicates that he has procured food, glides between the two left-foot jaws, and drags a portion of the morsel from his mouth, the crab appearing to evince no more animosity at the seizure than the Quaker who suddenly finds his spoons taken for church-rates. The interest- ing specimens we have dwelt upon are confined to the sea-water tanks, which line the Aquarium on the side opposite the door, and those which run down the centre of the apartment. Vis- a-vis are the fresh-water tanks, in which we may watch the habits of British fishes. There is a noble pike lying as still as a stone — a model sitter for the photographer who lately took his portrait. The barbel, bream, dace, and gudgeon are seen going about their daily duties as though they were at the bottom of the Thames, instead of sandwiched between two panes of glass, and inspected on either side by curious eyes. Those who go early in the morning will have a chance of seeing the lampreys hanging like leeches from the glass- by their circular mouths, and breathing by the seven holes which run beside their pectoral fins. The marine fish should also be studied ; strange forms with vicious-looking jaws, the dog-fish for example, which is a young fry as yet, but which will grow a yard or two in length. At the east end of the building the alligators' pool discovers here and there a floating reptile's head, the outline of which reminds us of the hippopotamus. In both cases the habit of resting in the water with the head and body almost entirely submerged necessitates a raised form of the nostril and eye- socket, in order to allow the animal to see and breathe. A similar formation of the face is observable in the wart hog (in another portion of the gardens), which wallows up to its eyes in slush and mire. The alligators have the tank to themselves, THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 107 with the exception of a couple of turtles, which are too hard nuts for even them to crack. The council has only established the aquarium a few years, and already it is well stocked with specimens of British zoophytes and annelides, for the most part dredged from the neighbour- hood of Weymouth. If these are so beautiful, what must be the wonders of the deep sea in tropical climates 1 Who knows what strange things a bold adventurer might pick up who, like Schiller's diver, would penetrate the horrid depths of the whirlpool, not for the jewelled cup of the monarch, but for the hidden living treasures nature has planted there 1 Doubtless, among the rusty anchors and weed-clung ribs of long-lost armadas, there nestle gigantic zoophytes and enormous starfish, which would make the fortune of the Gardens in a single season. At all events, we hope to see the aquarium greatly extended, as it will afford the means of studying a department of natural history of which we have hitherto been almost wholly in the dark. If we pursue our walk down the broad path which skirts the paddocks enclosing the deer and llamas, we cannot help being struck with the fact that the finest half of the gardens — that which is open to the setting sun — is not yet built on, whilst the more exposed portion is inconveniently crowded. The reason is, that the Commissioners of the Woods and Forests will not allow any permanent buildings to be erected on these parts, for what cause we cannot tell. We trust the prohibition will be with- drawn, and that we shall see constructed here an enclosed exercising-ground for the poor confined inhabitants of the terrace-dens. At the northern extremity of the path we have been following we come upon the paddock and pool dedicated to cranes and storks. What spectre birds have we got among % See yonder, on the very edge of the pool, the gaunt adjutant, his head muffled up in his shoulders, looking like some traveller attempting to keep his nose warm in the east wind. They say every man has his likeness among the lower animals, and we have seen plenty of adjutants waiting on a winter's night for the last omnibus. What an elegant gentleman seems the Stanley crane beside him ! There is as much difference 103 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. between the two as between a young guardsman in full dress at the opera and the night cabman huddled up in the multi- tudinous capes of his great-coat. A third claimant for our admiration steps forward like a dancing-master, now bending low, now with the aid of his wings lifting himself on the light fantastic toe, now advancing, now poussetting, and all the time calling attention to his grotesque but not altogether inelegant attitudes by a peculiar cry. We defy the gravest spectator to watch the beautiful crowned crane at his antics without laugh- ing. But we hear the lady beside us exclaiming, " Is it possible that the Maraboo feathers which so often gracefully sway in obeisance before the queen, were ever portions of such ugly birds as these 1 " Unlikely as it may seem, it is verily from these dirty ill-favoured looking Maraboo storks that this fashionable plumage is procured. Close by, sitting upon a stone, we see the melancholy-looking heron, and the audacious sparrows hop within a foot of his legs, so inanimate he seems. Ah ! it is the vile deceit of the bird : in an instant he has stricken the intruder with his bill, and the next the sparrow has disappeared down his throat. That elegant grey crane is the "native companion" from Australia, so called from his love of consorting with man in that country. We all know what familiars cranes and storks are in Holland and the East, where they build on the chimney-pots without the slightest fear ; and we are glad to find that they possess the same confidence in the savages of the New World. They are handsome birds, but not richly plumed as the European crane, with his black and white feathers and full-clustered tail. Once these cranes were common here, when " England was merrie England ; " that is, before windmills and steam-engines were set to work to rescue many counties from a state of marsh. With civilization they utterly disappeared from the land, and with civilization we once more find them amongst us — a sight to gaze at. Not long since the odd population of this paddock embraced a secretary-bird, whose velvet breeches, white stockings, and reserved air gave him an official appearance worthy of Somerset House in the last century. Take care, little girl, how you feed them ; a THE ZOOLOGICAL GAEDENS. 109 charge with fixed bayonets is scarcely more formidable than the rush of sharp long bills through the railings which imme- diately follows a display of provisions. A few steps take us to the magnificent aviary, 170 feet in length, constructed in 1851, through the nineteen divisions of which a pure stream of water is constantly flowing, and the space enclosed by iron netting is so spacious that the birds have room freely to use their wings. The first compartment contains two of the rarities of the gardens — the satin bower-bird and the Tallagulla or brush- turkey. The former, a bird of a shining blue-black colour, is the only remaining one of three brought to this country in 1849. Immediately upon their arriving in the gardens they commenced the construction of one of their bowers or " runs," which, according to the secretary, has been constantly added to and re-arranged from that period to the present time. The bower is, perhaps, one of the most extraordinary things in bird-architecture, as it is constructed not for the useful purpose of containing the young, but purely as a playing-place — a deco- rated ball-room, in fact, wherein the young couple flirt and make love previous to entering upon connubial life. The bower is con- structed, in the present instance, from the twigs of an old besom, in the shape of a horse-shoe ; or perhaps we should convey a better idea of it by stating that the sticks are bent into a shape like the ribs of a man-of-war, the top being open, and the length varying from six to twelve inches. Against the sides, and at the entrance of the bower, the bird, in a state ot nature, places bright feathers, snail-shells, bleached bones — anything, in fact, containing colour. When it is remembered that Australia is the very paradise of parrots and gaudy-plumaged birds, it will be seen that the little artist cannot lack materials to satisfy his taste for ornament ; nevertheless, we are told he goes for a con- siderable distance for some of his decorations. When the structure is completed, he sits in it to entice the female, fully aware, no doubt, that the fair are attracted by a handsome establishment. Be that as it may, the couple speedily commence running in and out of it, with as much sense, and probably with as much enjoy- ment, as light-heeled bipeds perform a galop. The consequence, 110 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. however, of the male bird being bereft of his companions, he seems careless of his bower, which is in a most forlorn condi- tion — a ball-room, in fact, a day after a fete. May a new com- panion speedily arrive and induce him to put his house once more in order ! The satin bower-bird, like the magpie, is well- known by the natives to be a terrible thief; and they always search his abode for any object they may have lost. " I myself," says Mr. Gould, in his account of these birds, " found at the entrance of one of them a small neatly-worked stone tomahawk of an inch and a half in length, together with some slips of blue cotton rags, which the birds had, doubtless, picked iip at a deserted encampment of the natives." Scarcely a less interesting bird is the brush-turkey. In appearance it is very like the common black turkey, but is not quite so large ; the extraordinary manner in which its eggs are hatched constitutes its singularity. It makes no nest, in the usual acceptation of the term, but scratches decayed vege- table matter into a pyramid with its feet. It then carefully dibbles in its eggs at regular intervals, with the small end down- ward, and covers them over with the warm fermenting gather- ings. The pair in the gardens, shortly after they were received from Australia, commenced making one of these hatching- mounds, which, by the time it was finished, contained upwards of four cart-loads of leaves and other vegetable matter. After the female had deposited sixteen eggs, each measuring not less than four inches in length — an enormous size, considering the bulk of the bird — the male began to keep watch over this natural Eccaleobion, and every now and then scratched away the rubbish to inspect them. After six weeks of burial, the eggs, in succession, and without any warning, gave up their chicks — not feeble, but full-fledged and strong : an intelligent keeper told us that he had seen one fly up out of the ground at least five feet high. .At night the chicks scraped holes for them- selves, and, lying down therein, were covered over by the old birds, and thus remained until morning. The extraordinary strength of the newly-hatched bird is accounted for by the size of the shell, which contains sufficient nutriment to nourish it THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. Ill until it is lusty. Unfortunately, all the young but one have perished through various accidents quite independently of temperature ; and the next brood will probably be reared. As both the flesh and the eggs of these birds are delicious, the council is anxious to naturalize them among us. In fact, one of the objects of the gardens, under their enligh- tened management, is to make it what Bacon calls in his " Atlantis," " a tryal place for beasts and fishes." For centuries a system of extermination has been adopted towards many indigenous animals ; the wolf and buzzard have quite dis- appeared, and the eagle is fast being swept away even from the highlands of Scotland — so rapidly, indeed, that Mr. Gordon Cumming is anxious, we hear, for the formation of a society for the protection of its eggs. Noxious animals have been replaced by the acclimatization of many of the foreign fauna, which are either distinguished for their beauty or valuable for their flesh. This transfer, which adds so much to the richness of the country, can be vastly accelerated through the agency of these gardens, which are a kind of "tryal ground" for beasts, as the fields of some of our rich agriculturists are for foreign roots and grasses, in which those likely to be of service can be discovered, and afterwards distributed throughout the land. If we may quote the brush-turkeys as instances of birds capable of affording a new kind of delicate and easily-reared food, the splendid Impegan pheasants, close at hand, bred here from a pair belonging to her Majesty, and which endure, in the open air, the rigour of winter, may be looked upon as "things of beauty," which may be produced among us to charm the eye. The elands, again, on the north side of the garden, which have bred so prolifically, and made flesh so rapidly, have been with advantage turned out into our parks, where their beautiful forms prove as attractive to the eye as their venison, of the finest quality, do to the taste. But we can no longer tarry to speculate further on the riches of this aviary, which contains rare specimens of birds from all parts of the world. Passing along the path which takes us by the north entrance, we reach the pelicans' paddock, 112 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. in which we see half a dozen of these ungainly creatures, white and grey, with pouches beneath their bills as capacious as the bag of a lady's work-table. The visitor may sometimes have an opportunity ot witnessing an explanation of the popular myth that the old bird feeds its young from the blood of its own breast. This idea evidently arose from the fact that it can only empty the contents of its pouch into the mouths ot its young by pressing it against its breast, in the act of doing which the feathers often became insanofuined from the blood of the mangled fish within it. The close observance of birds and beasts in zoological collections has tended to reduce many fabulous tales to sober reason. On the other side of the walk may be seen in immature plumage one of the red flamingoes from South America, which are said to simulate so closely a regiment of our soldiers, as they stand in rows fishing beside the banks of rivers; and here, too, are the delicate rose-colour specimens of the Mediterranean, which are likewise exceedingly beautiful. Those accustomed to navigate the Red Sea fre- quently witness vast flights of these birds passing and re-passing from Arabia to Egypt ; and we are informed by a traveller that on one occasion, when he had a good opportunity of measuring the column, he convinced himself that it was upwards of a mile in length ! What a splendid spectacle to see the pure eastern sky barred by this moving streak of brilliant colour ! But we have not yet explored the north side of the grounds, where the huge pachydermatous animals are lodged. The difficulty caused by the carriage -drive running between the two gardens has been vanquished by means of the tunnel, the ascent from which on the opposite side, flanked as it is with graceful ferns, is one of the most charming portions of the grounds on a hot summer's day. If after passing through the subterranean passage we turn to the right, we come immediately upon the reptile-house. Unless the visitor selects his time, he will gene- rally find little to amuse him here. The great snakes have either retired from public life under their blankets, or lie coiled upon the branches of trees in their dens. The reptiles are offered food once a week, but will not always feed at this THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 113 interval. One huge python fasted the almost incredible time of twenty-two months, having probably prepared himself for his abstinence by a splendid gorge. After a fast of seven days, however, the majority of the serpents regain their appetites. Three o'clock is the feeding-time, and the reptiles which are on the look-out seem to know full well the errand of the man who enters with the basket, against the side of which they hear the fluttering wings of the feathered victims and the short stamp of the doomed rabbits. The keeper opens the door at the back of the den of the voluminous serpents on our right —for of these there is no fear, — takes off their blanket, and drops in upon the clattering pebbles a scampering rabbit, who hops from side to side, curious to inspect his new habitation ; presently, satisfied, he sits on his haunches and leisurely begins to wash his face. Silently the rock-snake glides over the stones, uncurling his huge folds, which, like a cable, seem to move as though by some agency from without, looks for an instant upon his unconscious victim, and the next has seized him with his cruel jaws. His constricting folds are twisted as swiftly as a whip-lash round his shrieking prey, and for ten minutes the serpent lies still, main- taining his mortal knot until his prey is dead, when, seizing him by the ears, he draws him through his vice-like grip, crushing every bone, and elongating the body preparatory to devouring it. The boa and the rock-snake always swallow their prey head foremost. How is that fine neck and delicate head to make room for that bulky rabbit 1 thinks the spectator. Pre- sently he sees the jaws gape, and slowly the reptile draws him- self over, rather than swallows, his prey, as you draw a stocking upon your leg. The huge lump descends lower and lower beneath the speckled scales, which seem to stare with distension, and the monster coils himself up once more to digest his meal in quiet. Rabbits and pigeons form the food of the pythons in these gardens. While the smaller birds are preyed upon in the reptile-house, their big brothers, the storks in the paddock, are reciprocating the law of nature by eating snakes. As we pass to the opposite side of the serpent- room, where the venomous kinds are kept, we perceive that a more cautious arrangement I 114 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. is made for feeding. The door opens at the top instead of at the sides of their dens, and with good reason ; for no sooner does the keeper remove with a crooked iron rod the blanket from the cobra, than the reptile springs, with inflated hood, into an S-like attitude, and darts laterally at his enemy. He seems incapable of striking well any object above or below his level : watch, for instance, that guinea-pig : again and again he dashes at it, but misses his aim ; now he hits it, but only to drive the poor frightened creature with a score of flying pebbles before him : when at last he succeeds in piercing the sides of his victim, tetanic spasms immediately commence, and it dies convulsed in a few seconds. It is said by those who have watched venomous snakes, that the manner of dying exhibited by their stricken prey discloses the nature of the reptile that inflicted the poisoned wound. It is scarcely necessary to state that the popular idea that the tongue darts forth the venom is a fallacy. The poison is contained in glands which lie at the root of the fangs on either side, and, by the compression of the powerful muscles which make the head appear so broad and flat, it is forced into the fine tube which runs at the sides of the fang, and finds its exit near the point by a minute opening. The cobra at present in the collection, with its skin a glossy black and yellow, its eye black and angry, its motions agile and graceful, seems to be the very personification of India. As we watch it when ready to spring, we suddenly remember that only a film of glass stands between us and " pure death." But there is nothing to fear : the python, in the adjoining room, which weighs a hundred and twenty pounds, being incensed on his first arrival at being removed from his box, darted with all his force at a spectator. Yet the pane of glass had strength enough to bring him up, and he fell back so bruised about the head and muzzle by the collision, that he could not feed well for several months. The cobra that we see is the same that destroyed its keeper. In a fit of drunkenness, the man, against express orders, took the reptile out, and, placing its head inside his waistcoat, allowed it to glide round his body. When it had emerged from under his clothes from the other side, apparently THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 115 in good humour, he squeezed its tail, when it struck him between his eyes ; in twenty minutes his consciousness was gone, and in less than three hours he was dead. Before we leave this reptile-room, let us peep for a moment into the little apartment opening from the corner, where, hanging from the wall, we see all the cast-off dresses of the serpents. If the keeper will allow us to handle one of them for a moment, we shall see that it is indeed an entire suit of light- brown colour and of gauzy texture, which covered not only the body and head, but the very eyeballs of the wearer. The Python-bouse on the other side of the Museum contains two enormous serpents. The adventures of one of them — the Python reticulatus — deserve to be written : when small enough to be placed in the pocket, he was, with a companion now no more, taken from Ceylon to Brazil by American sailors ; they were then exhibited in most of the maritime towns of South America, and were publicly sold for a, high price at Callao to the captain of a ship, who brought them to the gardens, and demanded £600 for the pair ; fully persuaded of their enormous value, he had paid £30 to insure them on the voyage, and it was not until he had long and painfully cogitated that he agreed to sell them for £40. We have before referred to the extra- ordinary length of time a python has been known to fast without injury. Their fancies as well as their fastings are rather eccentric. Every one has heard of the snake which swallowed his blanket, a meal which ultimately killed him. A python who had lived for years in a friendly manner with a brother nearly as large as himself, was found one morning solus. As the cage was secure, the keepers were puzzled to know how the serpent had escaped : at last it was observed that the remaining inmate had swollen remarkably during the night, when the horrid fact became plain enough ; the fratricide had succeeded in swallowing the entire person of his brother ; it was his last meal, however, for in some months he died. A friend informs us that he once saw in these gardens a rat- snake of Ceylon devour a common Coluber natrix. The rat- snake, however, had not taken the measure of his victim, as by i 2 116 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. no effort could lie dispose of the last four inches of his tail, which stuck out rather jauntily from the side of his mouth, "with very much the look of a cigar. After a quarter of an hour, the tail began to exhibit a retrograde motion, and the swallowed snake was disgorged, nothing the worse for his living sepulchre, with the exception of the wound made by his partner when first he seized him. The ant-eater, who lately inhabited the room leading out of the python apartment, has died of a want of ants. As we issue again into the open air, we have before us the whole length of the avenue, arched with lime-trees, in summer a veritable isle of verdure. What a charming picture it used to be to see the docile elephant pacing towards us with pon- derous and majestic steps, whilst, in the scarlet howdha, happy children swayed from side to side as she marched. She, who was t)ur delight for so many years, died some time since of a storm of thunder and lightning. Such indeed was what may seem at first the singular verdict of the medical man who made his post mortem. The terror, however, inspired by the storm appears to have produced some nervous disease, under which she succumbed. There is a suspicion that the carcase, five thousand pounds and upwards in weight, which was disposed of to the nackers, ultimately found its way to the sausage-makers. Do not start, good reader ; elephant's flesh is considered excel- lent eating by the tribes of South Africa, and the lion-slayer tells us that the feet are a true delicacy. He used to eat them as we do Stilton cheese, scooping out the interior and leaving the rind ; he exhibited to his audience some of these relics, which looked like huge leather fire-buckets. And now we have only the 3 T oung animal left, that once sucked his huge mother, to the delight of the crowd of children, and to the disgust of the rhinoceros, who is the sworn enemy to all elephants. The little one is growing apace, however, and has already been promoted to carry the long-deserted howdha. The rhinoceros, close at hand, is the successor of the fine old fellow purchased in 1836 for 1,050/., the largest sum ever given by the society for a single animal. The specimen now in the gardens cost only THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 117 3501. in 1850, so much do these commodities fluctuate in value. His predecessor, who departed this life full of years, was con- stantly forced upon his belly by a pugnacious elephant, who pressed his tusks upon the back of his neighbour when he came near the palings which separated their inclosures. This rough treatment appears to have led to his death, as Professor Owen found, on dissecting the massive brute, which weighed upwards of two tons, that the seventh rib had been fractured at the bend near the vertebral end, and had wounded the left lung. ISTot far from the picturesque house built by Decimus Burton, in one of the cages fronting the office of the superintendent of the gardens, is to be seen a beaver. The wonderful instinct of this little animal is certainly not inferior to that of the huge elephant. As yet he has not been placed in circumstances to enable the public to witness his building capacities ; but it is the intention, we understand, of the Council to give him a stream of running water and the requisite materials to construct one of those extraordinary dams for which this animal is so famous. In Canada, where he used to flourish, the backwoodsmen often came upon hill-sides completely cleared of good-sized trees by colonies of these little creatures, who employed the felled timber to construct their dams — dams, not of a few feet in length, but sometimes of a hundred and fifty feet, built accord- ing to the best engineering formula for resisting the pressure of water, namely, in an angle with its apex pointed up the stream, and gradually narrowing from base to summit. In short, Mr. Brunei himself could not outdo your beaver in his engineering operations. Even in confinement this sagacious Bodent loves to display his skill, as we may learn, from Mr. Broderip's account of his pet Binney ; — " Its building instinct," says that accomplished naturalist, " showed itself immediately it was let out of its cage, and materials were placed in its way, and this before it had been a week in its new quarters. Its strength, even before it was half-grown, was great, it would drag along a large sweeping-brush, or a warming-pan, grasping the handle with its teeth, so that the load came over its shoulder, and advancing in an oblique direc- tion till it arrived at the part where it wished to place it. The long and large materials were always taken first ; and two of the longest were generally laid crosswise, with one of the ends of each touching the wall, 118 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. and their other ends projecting out into the room. The area caused by the cross-brushes and the wall he would fill up with hand-brushes, rush baskets, books, boots, sticks, cloths, dried turf, or anything portable. As the work grew high, he supported himself on his tail, which propped him up admir- ably ; and he would often, after laying on one of his building materials, sit up over against it, appearing to consider his work, or, as the country people say, 'judge it.' This pause was sometimes followed by changing the position of the materials, and sometimes they were left in their place. After he had piled up his materials in one part of the room (for he generally chose the same place), he proceeded to wall up the space between the feet of a chest of drawers which stood at a little distance from it, high enough on its legs to make the bottom a roof for him, using for this purpose dried turf and sticks, which he laid very even, and filling up the interstices with bits of coal, hay, cloth, or anything he could pick up; the last place he seemed to appropriate for his dwelling, the former work seemed to be intended for a dam. When he had walled up the space between the feet of the chest of drawers, he proceeded to carry in sticks, cloths, hay, cotton, and to make a nest ; and when he had done, he would sit up under the drawers, and comb himself with the nails of his hind feet." Well done, Binney ! If the beaver in the garden will only work out his natural instincts as perfectly, we may expect some amusement. Up to a late period the beaver had become rather a scarce animal, the exigencies of fashion having nearly exter- minated him. When silk hats came in, however, the annual slaughter of hundreds of thousands of his race, for the sake of the fur, gradually slackened, and now he is beginning to increase in his native retreats, — a singular instance this of the fashions of Paris and London affecting the very existence of a prolific race of animals in the New World ! In the very next com- partment is a hare, who for years played the tambourine in the streets of the metropolis, but his master, finding that his performances did not draw, exchanged him at these gardens for a monkey ; and now, whilst he eats his greens in peace, poor Jacko, in a red cloak and a feathered cap, has probably to earn his daily bread by mimicking humanity on the top of a barrel-organ. But the hippopotamus surges into his bath in the inclosure as we pause, and there is a rush of visitors to see the mighty brute performing his ablutions. He no longer gives audience to all the fair and fashionable folks of the town. Alas for the greatness of this world ! the soldier-crab and the Esop prawn now draw better " houses." Whether or no this desertion has embittered his temper, we cannot say, but he has certainly lost his amiability, notwithstanding that he still THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 119 retains the humorous curl-up of the corners of his mouth which Doyle used to hit off so inimitably. At times, indeed, he is perfectly furious, and his vast strength has necessitated the reconstruction of his house on a much stronger plan. Those only who have seen him rush with extended jaws at the massive oaken door of his apartment, returning again and again to the charge, and making the solid beams quiver as though they were only of inch-deal, can understand the dangerous fits which now and then are exhibited by a creature, who was so gentle, when he made his debut, that he could not go to sleep without having his Arab keeper's feet to lay his neck upon. This affection for his nurse has undergone a great change, for, on Hamet's countryman and coadjutor, Mohammed, making his second appearance with the young female hippopotamus, Obaysch very nearly killed him in the violence of his rage. He has a peculiar dislike to the sight of working men, espe- cially if they are employed in doing any jobs about his apart- ment. The smith of the establishment happening one day to be passing along the iron gallery which runs across one side of his bath, the infuriated animal leapt out of the water, at least eight feet high, and would speedily have pulled the whole construction down, had not the man run rapidly out of his sight. We trust his temper will improve when his young bride in the adjoining room is presented to him ; but she is as yet but a baby behemoth, although growing fast. . The enormously strong iron railings in front of his apartments are essential to guard against the rushes he sometimes makes at persons he does not like. Look at that huge mouth, opened playfully to receive nic-nacs ! What is a bun or a biscuit to him 1 Down that huge throat goes one hundred pounds weight of provender daily. Surely the dragon of Wantley had not such a gullet. The giraffes in the adjoining apartment have been in the gardens so long that they are no longer thought a rarity ; but it should be remembered that the four procured in 1835 from Khordofan by the agent of the society were, like the hippopo- tamus, the first ever exhibited in Europe since the days of an- cient Rome. Of these only one female now remains ; but very 120 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. many have been bred in the gardens, and have continued in excellent health. At the present moment three of their jDrogeny are housed in the apartment we are entering. The finest, a male, is a noble fellow, standing nearly seventeen feet high. "When he strides out into the inclosure, high up as the trees are protected by boarding, he yet manages to browse as in his African forests, and it is then that the visitor sees the full beauty of the beast, which is lost in the house. The giraffe, in spite of his mild and melancholy look, which reminds us forcibly of the camel, yet fights ferociously with his kind at certain seasons of the year. Two males once battled here so furiously that the horn of one of them was actually driven into the head of the other. Their method of fighting is very peculiar : stretching out their fore and hind legs like a rocking- horse, they use their heads, as a blacksmith would a sledge- hammer, and swinging the vertebral column in a manner calculated, one would think, to break it, they bring the full force of the horns to bear upon their antagonist's skull. The blow is severe in the extreme, and every precaution is taken to prevent these conflicts. As we pass along a narrow corridor in which the ostriches are confined, we reach at length the last inhabitant of the garden, and the most curious creature, perhaps, which it con- tains. If the keeper is at hand, he will open the door of the box in which it lives, and drive out for us the bewildered- looking apteryx — the highest representative, according to Professor Owen, of the warm-blooded class of animals that lived in New Zealand previous to the advent of man. Strange and chaotic-looking as are most of the living things brought from Australia and the adjacent islands, this creature is cer- tainly the oddest of the bird class, and is, we believe, the only one ever seen out of New Zealand. As it vainly runs into the corners and tries to hide itself from the light of day, we per- ceive that it is wingless and tailless ; it looks, in short, like a hedgehog mounted upon the dwarfed yet powerful legs of an ostrich, whilst its long bill, which seems as though it had been borrowed from a stork, is employed when the bird leans for- THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 121 ward, to support it, just as an old man uses a stick. This strange creature seems to hold among the feathered bipeds of Polynesia a parallel position to the New Holland mole (Orni- thorhynchus paradoxicus) — which possesses the bill and webbed feet of a duck with the claws of a land animal — among the quadrupeds. Mr. Gould remarks that nature affords an appro- priate vegetation to each class of animal life. Our universal mother seems to have matched her Flora to her Fauna in this portion of the globe ; at least, the paradoxical creatures we have mentioned seem in happy accord with Australian vege- tation, where the stones grow outside the cherries, and the pear-shaped fruits depend from the branch with their small ends downwards ! The apteryx is entirely nocturnal in its habits, pursuing its prey in the ground by smell rather than by sight j to enable it to do which, the olfactory openings are placed near the point of the beak. Thus the bird scents the worm on which it feeds far below the surface of the ground. We must not regard the apteryx as an exceptional creature, but rather as the type of a large class of birds peculiar to the islands of New Zealand, which have been destroyed, like the dodo in the Mauritius, since the arrival of man. Professor Owen, long before the apteryx arrived in England, pronounced that a single bone found in some New Zealand watercourse had belonged to a wingless, tailless bird that stood at least twelve feet high.* This scientific conjecture has lately been trans- formed into a certainty by the discovery of a number of bones, which demonstrate that several species of Moas once roamed among the fern-clad islands which stud the bright Polynesian ocean. These bones have been found mixed with those of the apteryx, which thus becomes linked to a race of myste- rious creatures, which, it is supposed, have long passed away, although a tale is told — an American one, it is true — of an Englishman having come across a dinornis, whilst out on its * The great merit of this inference may be judged from the circumstance that several eminent naturalists, out of an honest regard for the reputation of Professor Owen, endeavoured to prevent the publication of the paper in which, with the sure sagacity of scientific genius, he confidently announced the fact. 122 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. nocturnal rambles, and of his having fled from it with as much terror as though it had been a griffin of old. Our walk through the gardens has only enabled us to take a cursory glance at a few of the 1,300 mammals, birds, aud rep- tiles at present located there ; but the duty of the zoologist is to dwell minutely on each. To such these gardens have, for the last twenty-six years, been a very fountain-head of infor- mation. During that time a grand procession of animal life, savage and wild, has streamed through them, and for the major part has gone to that " bourne from which no traveller re- turns." Let us rank them, and pass them, before us : — Quadrumana 1,069 Carnivora 1,409 Eodentia 1,025 Pachydermata 204 Puminantia 1,098 Marsupialia 219 Peptilia 1,861 Aves 7,320 — making a total of 14,205. Out of this large number many curious animals have doubtless left no trace ; but through the care of the Council, no rare specimen has died, within these five years at least, without previously sitting for his portrait. The first part of the valuable collection of coloured drawings, from the inimitable pencil of Mr. Wolf, accompanied by a description from the pen of the late Mr. Mitchell, the editor of the work, is published, under the title of " Zoological Sketches, &c," and the others will speedily follow. The work, when completed, will be unique in the annals of zoology, both for the extreme beauty of the drawings, which may be said to daguerreotype the subjects in their most characteristic atti- tudes, and for the nature of the letterpress, which proves that the editor has written from the life. This splendid collection has been got together by presents, purchase, breeding, and exchanges. Out of the 14,205 speci- mens, however, which have been in the possession of the society, scarcely a tithe were bought. The Queen, especially, has been most generous in her presents, and the stream of THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 123 barbaric offerings in the shape of lions, tigers, leopards, &c, which is continually flowing from tropical princes to the fair Chief of the nation, is poured into these gardens. Her Ma- jesty evidently pays no heed to the superstition once common among the people, that a dynasty was only safe as long as the lions flourished in the royal fortress. In fact, the gardens are a convenience to our gracious monarch as well as to her subjects ; for wild animals are awkward things to have in one's back premises. Neither must we overlook the reproduction which has taken place in the gardens ; to such an extent, indeed, has the stock increased, that sales to a large amount are annually made. The system of exchanges which exists between the various British and continental societies helps to supply the garden with deficient specimens in place of dupli- cates. Very rare, and consequently expensive animals, are generally purchased. Thus, the first rhinoceros cost 1,000?. ; the four giraffes 700?., and their carriage an additional 700?. The elephant and calf were bought in 1851 for 800?. ; and the hippopotamus, although a gift, was not brought home and housed at less than 1,000?. — a sum which he more than realized in the famous Exhibition season, when the receipts were 10,000?. above the previous year. The lion Albert was purchased for 140?. ; a tiger in 1852 for 200?. The value of some ot the smaller birds will appear, however, more startling : thus, the pair of black-necked swans were purchased for 80?. (they are now to be seen in the three-island pond) ; a. pair of crowned pigeons and two maleos, 60?. ; a pair of Victoria pigeons, 35?. ; four mandarin ducks, 70?. Most of these rare birds (now in the great aviary) came from the Knowsley col- lection, at the sale of which, in 1851, purchases were made to the extent of 985?. It would be impossible from these prices, however, to judge of the present value of the animals. Take the rhinoceros, for example : the first specimen cost 1,000?. ; the second, quite as fine a brute, only 350?. Lions range again from 40?. to 180?., and tigers from 40?. to 200?. The price is generally ruled by the state of the wild-beast market, and by the intrinsic rarity of the creature. A first appearance 124 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. t the in Europe, of course, is likely to draw, and is therefore at top price ; but it is wonderful how demand produces supply. Let any rare animal bring a crowd to the gardens, and in a twelvemonth numbers of his brethren will be generally in the market. The ignorance displayed by some persons as to the value of well-known objects is something marvellous. We have already spoken of the sea captain who demanded 600?. for a pair of pythons, and at last took 40?. ! On another occasion, an American offered the society a grisly bear for 2,000?., to be delivered in the United States ; and, more laughable still, a moribund walrus, which had been fed for nine weeks on salt pork and meal, was offered for the trifling sum of 700?. ! We could go on multiplying, ad nauseam, instances of this kind, but must conclude the catalogue of absurdities by stating that there is a firm belief on the part of many persons that it is the Zoological Society which has proposed the large reward, which every one has heard of, for the tortoiseshell Tom. " The only one ever known" has been offered accordingly at the exceedingly low figure of 2501. On one occasion a communica- tion was received from some person of consideration in Thu- ringia, requesting to be informed of the amount of the proffered prize, which he was about to claim. This was shortly followed by a letter from another person, evidently written in a fury, cautioning the society against giving the prize to the previous writer, as he was not the breeder of the cat, but was only try- ing to buy it for less than its value, " in which he would never succeed so long as the true breeder lived." To prevent further applications on the behalf of growers of this unique animal, we may as well state that tortoiseshell Toms may be had in many quarters. We have said that the value of animals depends upon the state of the wild-beast market. " Wild-beast market !" ex- claims the reader; "and where can that be?" Every one knows that London can furnish anything for money ; and if any lady or gentleman wants lions or tigers, there are dealers in Ratcliffe Highway and the adjacent parts, who have them on the premises, and will sell them at five minutes' notice. They THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. 125 " talk as familiarly of lions as ladies do of puppy dogs ;" and a gentleman who purchased a bear of one of them, lately in- formed us that the salesman coolly proposed that he should take him home with him in a cab ! We once had occasion to visit the establishment of one of these dealers, and were shown up a ladder into a cockloft, where, hearing a bumping, and perceiving a lifting motion in a trap-door, we inquired the reason, which called forth the dry remark that it was only three lions at play in a box below. Although these men generally manage to secure their live stock in a satisfactory manner, yet accidents will occur in the best-regulated lion-stores. A wild-beast merchant, for instance, informed us that one night he was awakened by his wife, who drew his attention to a noise in the back-yard, where he had placed two lions on the previous evening. On putting his head out of the window — his room was on the ground-floor — there were the lions loose, and, with their paws on the window-sill, looking grimly in upon him. A good whip and a determined air consigned Leo to his cage again without further trouble. On another occasion this same man, hearing a noise in his back premises, found to his horror that an elephant, with his pick-lock trunk, had let out a hyaena and a nylghau from their cages, and was busy undoing the fastenings of a den full of lions ! The same resolute spirit, however, soon restored order. Amateurs have not always the same courage or self-possession, and they immediately have recourse to the garden-folks to get them out of their difficulties, as a housekeeper would send to the station-house on finding a burglar secreted in his cellar. On one occasion a gentleman, who had offered a rattlesnake and its young to the gardens at a high price, sent suddenly to the superintendent to implore immediate assistance, as the said snake, with half a score venomous offspring, had escaped from their box and scattered themselves in his nursery. The possessor, to avoid worse losses, was only too glad to be rid of his guests at any pecuniary sacrifice. We cannot close our survey without touching upon the cost of the commissariat. The slaughtered beasts appropriated to 126 THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. the carnivora, we have before stated, cost in the year 1854 no less a sum than 1,367?. 19s. 5d. If we go through the other items of food, we shall give some notion of the expense and the variety of the banquet to which the animals daily sat down during that year. Thus we see hay figures for 9121. 14s. ; corn, seeds, &c, 700?. 8s. 8d. ; bread, buns, &c. (for the monkeys), 150?. 16s. 8d. ; eggs, 87?. 4s. Id. (for the ant-eater principally) ; milk, 69?. 6s. 2d. ; mangold-wurzel, carrots, and turnips, 221. 6s. ; dog-biscuit, 135?. 19s. lOd. (for the bears and wolves and dogs chiefly) ; fish (for the otters, seal, pelicans, &c), 214?. 8s. 8d. ; green tares, 23?. 16s. 8d. ; rabbits and pigeons (for the snakes), 33?. 13s. 2d. ; rice and oil-cake, 661. 15s. ; sundries, including fruit, vegetables, grasshoppers, snakes, mealworms, figs, sugar,