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Bone dry Ballads 
 
 :By: 
 
 A Bone dry Salesman 
 
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 Compliments of 
 
 HOUSTON ICE & BREWING ASS'N 
 
 Houston, Texas 
 
 PRICE: 
 
 One Four Cent Stamp 
 
 "Copyrighted" 
 
 STAR PRODUCE & COMMISSION CO. 
 
 Distributors of Bone dry 
 
 211-213 W. 13th St. 
 
 Ft. Worth TeKss 
 
 Pbone Lamar 2970 Phone LaiNf 327B 
 
BONE DRY 
 
 Bone dry is the result of years 
 of experience and experiment 
 of one of the most expert and 
 competent Chemists in America 
 This Temperance Beverage is 
 composed of food products only, 
 using sterilized water from 
 deep artesian well and filtered 
 air in brewing and charging. 
 It is healthful, beneficial, invig- 
 orating and strengthening. It 
 is the best Near Beer on the 
 market. Don't take any sub- 
 stitute—ask for and insist on 
 Bone dry being served you if 
 you want health, strength and 
 to be refreshed, 
 
 HOUSTON ICE & BREWING ASS'N 
 
 BREWERS 
 
 Houston, Texas 
 
 FPt^ ?n 1913 
 
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WHAT IS THE OLD FLAG MADE OF? 
 
 What is the old flag made of, made of- 
 
 What is the old flag made of ? 
 The stars of the sky that shine upon high, 
 That's what the flag is made of. 
 
 What is the old flag made of, made of — 
 
 What is the old flag made of? 
 The blood that was red in heroes that bled, 
 
 That's what the flag is made of. 
 
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 The Jilies so white tbstlsamftSlShMtisht. 
 
 What is TFTT ild flag made of, made of — 
 
 What is the old flag made of? 
 The skies that are blue which hang over you. 
 
 That's what the flag is made of. 
 
 What is the old flag made of, made of — 
 
 What is the old flag made of ? 
 The purpose in man to live by God's plan, 
 
 That's what the flag is made of. 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 It Is Made of What Is Pure and Best 
 
'SALUTE OLD GLORY/ 
 
 The Stars and Stripes are passing by; 
 Its folds unfurl against the sky; 
 There is no flag can wave so high — 
 
 Salute Old Glory! 
 Stand with your cap within your hand; 
 There is no flag so great and grand; 
 Its colors guard our native land — 
 
 Salute Old Glory! 
 
 Our fathers died that it might wave; 
 The blood they shed they freely gave; 
 Earth never found a flag more brave — 
 
 Salute Old Glory! 
 Let men proclaim its power today; 
 Our bam 
 Give alfcnUBPWkwfw^tli lliiimi/ HMirtHyt 
 
 Let tji 
 Its neli 
 Its red^whose bloc 
 
 ■\ Salute 01 
 Let all the ngitions 
 
 Salute! 'TlsTriendship's countersign; 
 Strike colors here at Freedom's shrine — 
 Salute Old Glory! 
 
 The Stars and Stripes are passing by; 
 Salute it now, or answer why — 
 The eagle screams from out the sky 
 
 Salute Old Glory! 
 Let none refuse, let none delay. 
 This homage we demand today, 
 Our cry is that you must obey — 
 
 Salute Old Glory! 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 And You Will Remember Liquid Joy 
 
 and Glory 
 
AMERICA FIRST, RING OUT THE CRY! 
 
 America first. Ring out the cry. 
 Shout it while the days go by — 
 Let your limit be the sky! 
 
 America first! 
 Sing it, for it gave you birth; 
 Sing it with a heart of mirth; 
 Sing it over all the earth — 
 
 America first! 
 
 America first, though wrong or right. 
 Shout it while the day is bright. 
 Sing it in the darkest night — 
 
 America first! 
 We have fields where blessings grow, 
 We have streams that sing and flow, 
 We have mighty winds that blow — 
 
 America first! 
 
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 Shout the name you love the besi 
 
 America first! 
 We have mountains filled with goId,| 
 We have valleys green and bold, 
 We have wealth, unheard, untoli 
 
 America first! 
 
 America first, our native land. 
 Earth has not a flag more grand. 
 Show your love at her command — 
 
 America first! 
 We have foes that we must bend, 
 We have rights that must not end, 
 We have homes we must defend — 
 
 America first! 
 
 America first, 'tis freedom's call, 
 Here we stand, or here we fall! 
 Send the challenge back to all — 
 
 America first! 
 Sing it till the heavens shake, 
 Sing it till the dead awake, 
 Sing it for your country's sake — 
 
 America first! 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 And You Will Drink It First Always 
 
THE APPOINTED DAY. 
 
 My name is Jim, and his is Jack; 
 
 Now, ladies," won't you smile? 
 A khaki suit is what we wear, 
 
 Because it is the style. 
 Now, if we don't come back from "there/ 
 
 You'll know 'twas for the best, 
 For a certain day's appointed 
 
 For ev'ry man to rest. 
 Yes, a certain day's appointed 
 
 For ev'ry man to rest. 
 
 Jack left his home and I left mine. 
 
 Now, what else could we do? 
 Our country called and we obeyed. 
 
 Because our hearts are true. 
 And if we die across the sea, 
 
 'Twill be our time to die. 
 For a certain day's appointed 
 
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 cannon s roar, 
 re, becausa we're co 
 To this old Texas shore. 
 We're coming; back — you bet we are. 
 
 (Still one can never tall.) 
 For a certain day's appor 
 For all to say farewell. 
 Yes, a certain day's appointed 
 For all to say farewell. 
 
 back 
 
 And if, some day, we answer not 
 
 The bu'de's cheering call. 
 Remember that our rest is sweet 
 
 Wherever we may fall; 
 And thouojh we die a soldier's death, 
 
 'Tis only fate's decree. 
 For a certain day's appointed. 
 
 And it was so to be. 
 Yes, a certain day's appointed, 
 
 And it was so to be. 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 The Non-Alcoholic Beverage 
 
THREE CHEERS FOR UNCLE SAM! 
 
 'Tis the nation's natal day, 
 Time for cannon balls to play, 
 Time for ev'ry tongue to say — 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle Sam! 
 Time to wave our banners high. 
 Time for rockets in the sky, 
 Time to raise a mighty cry — 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle Sam! 
 
 'Tis the day without a sting. 
 Time to make the heavens ring. 
 Time for all the land to sing — 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle Sam! 
 TimCj^^lHnmgtfsweet Hom^lsILrefrain, 
 TiiTinfo^^anSdfDoodle's" s| 
 Tiine for "Dixie" once again- 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle 
 
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 TiiPf^H* dance for you an( 
 Time for one great jubilee 
 ^gl^^^heers^or 
 
 Time for bugle sounds to blow, 
 Time for all to make a show, 
 Time for hyphen marks to go — 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle Sam! 
 
 'Tis the day of freedom's birth. 
 Time to shake the very earth. 
 Time to burst with zealous mirth — 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle Sam! 
 Time to wave our colors bright, 
 Time to scatter love and light. 
 Time to show the world our might — 
 
 Three cheers for Uncle Sam! 
 (For the Fourth of July.) 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 And Learn What Satisfaction Means 
 
TO WAR, TO WAR, THE BATTLE CRY! 
 
 To war, to war, the battle cry, 
 'Tis for humanity! 
 
 Now come, ye U. S. countrymen, 
 And battle on the sea. 
 
 Come from the ends of all the land- 
 Defend your liberty! 
 
 The boundless deep is roaring, come, 
 Avenge each ocean grave! 
 
 Come like our ancient mariners 
 And charge the briny wave! 
 
 Our martyrs call, and ye must hear, 
 Like seamen true and brave! 
 
 The Stars and Stripes are on the sea, 
 Full in the winds that blow! 
 
 Now follow and belch forth your wrath 
 In flames ^f-b^i^^ing woe! 
 
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 Pi^:^sssig;y;!mmt\ 
 
 Paint all the landscape you bVl 
 
 In Red and White and •311^1 
 These are eternal colors| 
 
 And they belong to you; 
 
 § pave a pathway through the waves 
 
 Unl " ""^ ' 
 
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 Go paint the ocean's coral bed 
 
 In colors that will keep! 
 Go muzzle all the barking hounds 
 
 And send their souls to sleep! 
 Go drive them to their native shores 
 
 And open up the deep! 
 
 And God be with you, as ye go 
 
 Out there to join the fray! 
 Your conauest is for human rights 
 
 On troubled seas today! 
 Our prayers are with you, go and clear 
 
 The world's Great Right of Way! 
 (State of war declared April 4-6, 1917.) 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 Drink the Best and Stand by the Leader 
 
JERRY SULLIVAN— PATRIOT. 
 
 (Venice, Calif.) 
 
 "Old Glory is a dirty old rag." — Public 
 Street Speaker. 
 
 "If it's a dirty old rag, I'll make you eat 
 it," says Jeri-y Sullivan. 
 
 O'im tippin' me hat to ye, Jerry; 
 
 O'im bowin' me head to the ground. 
 Begorre, and faith to ye, Jerry, 
 
 Yer likes is a men^-go-round. 
 
 The imp o' the land o' the brazen, 
 The clod without country or flag. 
 
 He says that the blessed old banner 
 Is only a dirty old rag. 
 
 O'im thinkin' we heard him together. 
 But, JeiTy, ye heard him the first, 
 
 For ye wuz that wild that yer temper 
 Wuz boilin' an' ready to burst. 
 
 O'im hearin' ye telling it over, 
 
 Thin _ 
 
 BegoiTe, ^^. 
 
 Ye rammed l^^JB^^if^ff^JIJ^tiM^f'Kff"^^'^ 
 An' forcec ^^^ 
 
 O'im thinkin* of old 9^^pmnattox, 
 An', Jeny, ye say ye wuz there 
 But honor, belated^ has found yoi 
 
 An' crowned you, on old Venice Square. 
 
 Begorre, we cheered like the blazes, 
 O'im proud of yer fight of today; 
 
 Ye held like a vise till he swallowed. 
 An' choked like a sinner on hay. 
 
 Ye stood like a captain, me Jerry, 
 Like one who is leadin' the band — 
 
 An' said that a man without banner 
 Has neither a countiy or land. 
 
 O'im tippin' me hat to ye, Jerry, 
 O'im bowin' an' ready to crawl; 
 
 Yer like, an' yer kind, is a credit 
 To dance at the President's ball. 
 
 Whin "taps" from old Gabriel is callin', 
 Thin,'Jerry, they'll give you a tag; 
 
 An' readin', ye'll find yer immortal 
 For bravely defending the flag. 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 For Sale at the Best Fountains 
 
HONORABLY DISCHARGED. 
 
 Boys, I got the dope today 
 
 That I'll soon be on my way, 
 And the parting brings a little bit of sor- 
 row. 
 
 Yes, I've been a good old scout, 
 
 But it's time to muster out — 
 And I'll be a plain civilian on the morrow. 
 
 Here I've made a friend or two — 
 Some as staunch and some as true 
 
 As could ever bless the hour you've got to 
 borrow. 
 But our debts were honor bound — 
 Twenty ounces to the pound — 
 
 Now I'll be a plain civilian on the morrow. 
 
 Each of us was like a chum; 
 We could always spare a crumb 
 For each other, and we'd often feed a spar- 
 row. 
 And 
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 Now IfinMI^MiJIPMiilll^ii^^M^Gw. 
 
 We \)^roTild often 
 
 When we found . __ 
 
 But Vv-e hastened for to smg swjg^^reet 
 .toavura. '* 
 
 Andllur voices, ri;^ugh^?vnd hard, 
 
 Gave ^en fe< 
 Now I'll bv.' a ^Tain ciVTlian orT^I^TTiorrow. 
 
 We would strut along the pike 
 
 Same as when upon a hike. 
 Or we'd run to put to shame the swiftest 
 arrow. 
 
 Now my race with you is run 
 
 And my soldiering is done. 
 For I'll be a plain civilian on the morrow. 
 
 Though it's rather hard to go. 
 Still, somehow, well, I don't know, 
 There's a mother who is waiting in her sor- 
 row. 
 So I'll drink a parting toast; 
 "Here's to her I love the most! 
 May she greet her plain civilian on the mor- 
 row." 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 And Never Forget a Liquid Friend 
 
TURNED DOWN. 
 
 ''Turned down?" "Yep, now tumble; 
 
 You're married, don't grumble; 
 You can't join the army today. 
 
 Go back to your Sadie, 
 
 An' stay with your lady, 
 An' help put the linen away! 
 
 "You're willin'? No matter, 
 
 You're married, so scatter! 
 We're lookin' for men who kin fight. 
 
 Go 'long with your wishes, 
 
 An' dry your old dishes. 
 An' help rock your baby tonight! 
 
 "Can't help what you're hopin', 
 Go 'long with your mopin'. 
 You'll 'blige me by standin' aside. 
 Go home to your rakin'. 
 An' help with the baki n', 
 
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 be of the noble unwec 
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 NKE.^aBE «•!»!:• AS'jf^. 
 
 hear nieti 
 
 Go liome to yc 
 Wake up, an' quit lookin' so blue! 
 
 Go back to your bawlin', 
 
 Your babies are callin' 
 An' cryin' this minute for you! 
 
 "There, have I offended? 
 
 I'm sure you're commended 
 For hearin' the call of the drums. 
 
 It's w^rong to refuse you. 
 
 An' still to confuse you 
 With slackers an' cowards an' bums! 
 
 "But, here's to the shakin' 
 
 Your hand, for you're makin' 
 An effort at doin' what's right. 
 
 Old Glory will fold you, 
 
 An' always uphold you 
 As one who was willin' to fight!" 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 It Puts "Pep" in the Patriot 
 
TO OUR HYPHENATED COUNTRYMEN. 
 
 Sons of Europe, here transplanted! 
 
 Sons of sires of alien birth! 
 Ye have sworn allegiance ever 
 
 To the greatest flag on earth! 
 Sink your faith a little deeper, 
 
 Sing the name that should be sung 
 First among the roll of nations. 
 
 First upon your mortal tongue! 
 
 Drop the creeds of ancient folly; 
 
 Drop the yokes of foreign pride; 
 Let the bondman serve his master, 
 
 Bow to lords and kings beside! 
 'Tis your birthright to be boastful, 
 
 God ordained you should be free; 
 Bow to none beside the sceptre 
 
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 'Ti^s your her; 
 
 From the 
 Take the gift and laud the givei^^ 
 
 Grateful hearts are never cold! 
 
 There is bondage in the hyphen; 
 
 Serfs are they who wear the band; 
 Fishermen whose streams have vanished- 
 
 Fishing on a foreign strand! 
 Drop the treason-mark forever; 
 
 Bury it where. none may find; 
 Those who serve one master better — 
 
 Still must leave the rest behind. 
 
 There's a place accorded honor 
 Won by valor through the blast; 
 
 Legions tell in song and story 
 It must not be sung the last. 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 For the Sake of Your Health 
 
Shout the name, "America," shout it 
 Till your souls no longer thirst! 
 
 There are lands, but none so precious 
 As the one you mention first. 
 
 First in heart and first in spirit, 
 
 'Tis the patriot's stem decree; 
 Drop the hyphen from your ego — 
 
 "Just a plain American be!" 
 Show your kinship! Wave the banner! 
 
 Colors red, and white and blue! 
 And the land that gives you shelter 
 
 Will be justly proud of you! 
 
 GO FORTH, YE OF A FOREIGN HEART. 
 
 Go forth, ye of a foreign heart. 
 
 And join the foe's brigade; 
 Ye have no right on free-born soil 
 
 'CMS^fy 
 
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 Go' crihSSHHI^ih a ft 
 
 That rule^across the'sear;' 
 ve no right to.driiak 
 sP^to our Lib 
 
 Go join the serfs tl 
 
 This land is not for yoi 
 Ye have no right to shelter^Tn" 
 
 The Red, the White and Blue. 
 
 This is a man-sized glory land — 
 Go back from whence you came; 
 
 Ye have no right among the free 
 Unless it be in shame. 
 
 Go forth, then, to your foreign love- 
 Rush to your monarch's call; 
 
 Go give to him your carcass, too, 
 So that you give him all! 
 
 Go forth, at least, and dare to be 
 
 An undivided man! 
 Ye have no place on all the earth 
 
 By any other plan! 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 Begin and You Will Never Cease to Like It 
 
WE MUST. 
 
 We must forget that God is love, 
 We must forget our heav'n above, 
 
 We must! We must! 
 And we must strike and rape and kill, 
 And we must bow to Satan's will, 
 Till German hands are cold and still. 
 
 We must! We must! 
 
 We must forget Christ's diadem. 
 We must forget that we are men, 
 
 We must! We must! 
 And we must rouse the beast within. 
 And we must torture, bruise and sin. 
 Since this is war, so must we win. 
 
 We must! We must! 
 
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 ptri*SGt that liate is wrd 
 orget the helpless 
 
 We must! We mustt 
 And we must make reprisals rij 
 And we must fight like demoi 
 Till Boche and Hun will dr( 
 
 We 
 
 USrONICEdBkeWihtAiiN. 
 
 We musi 
 
 We must forget that mercy spares, 
 
 We must! We must! 
 And we must terrorize the sky. 
 And we must see that children die. 
 Our cause is just, so is our cry! 
 
 We must! We must! 
 
 We must forget, help us Lord! 
 We must forget Thy Blessed Word! 
 
 We must! We must! 
 If hope lies in atrocity. 
 If hell leads on to victory. 
 Through hell, so shall we come to Thee! 
 
 To whom we must! 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 Because It Must Be Better When It Is 
 
 the Best 
 
THE OVERT ACT. 
 
 What more would you have them do? 
 Thou, my flag, red, white and blue, 
 Soaked in blood, and slandered through- 
 
 And are you brave? 
 Sinking thus in bloody slime, 
 What more constitutes a crime? 
 Flag of Concord, call her time! 
 
 Or cease to wave! 
 
 Patient lover of the right. 
 
 Foes have dared your silent might. 
 
 Outraged on the sea at night — 
 
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 Till wamng ll^l-¥otmas"gta'nd aghast 
 death' 
 
 Thy hope is where thine honor lies; 
 Remember this, and then arise 
 
 From sleep's embrace! 
 Awake! The overt act is done, 
 The gauntlet of thy mercy run, 
 Peace now would shame each native son 
 
 To hide his face! 
 
 (March 18, 1917.) 
 
 DRINK 
 
 BONE-DRY 
 
 And You'll Never Forget It 
 
PEACE PRAYER. 
 
 King of Heaven, Prince of Peace, 
 We implore that war may cease; 
 We, Thy subjects near the strife, 
 Pray for hope and pray for life. 
 Thou, O God, to Thee we pray, 
 Help us heal the wounds today. 
 
 We implore Thy tender care 
 Still to guard our land so fair; 
 Shelter us beneath a dove, 
 Guide us ^^tl^s^iifbii^ love. 
 
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 ^till to stei 
 Help us keep* 
 
 Tranquil on the seas of fate. 
 Thou, God, to Thee we pray, 
 Help us heal the wounds today. 
 
 King of Heaven, Lord of Earth, 
 Teach us what a life is worth; 
 Help us save the life you gave 
 Ever from a soldier's grave. 
 Thou, Jehovah, Thou, we pray. 
 Calm earth's battlefields today. 
 
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 For Your Family's Sake 
 
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 ^^BONE DRY 
 
 A SATISFYING BEVERAGE 
 Pure, Wholesome and Cheering 
 
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 Houston Ice & Brewing Ass'n 
 
 Phone Preston 58 or 869 
 
 Cor. Franklin Ave. and Milam St. 
 
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 610 Travis Street 
 Houston, Texas 
 
 Phones Preston 565 and 882 
 
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HOTEL BENDER 
 
 New $1,000,000 Hotel Elegantly Furnished 
 
 Strictly Modern European Hotel with all 
 Up-to-date Appliances for Comfort of Guests 
 
 Our House is open to the Soldiers, and 
 we especially ask their patronage. Two 
 Social Entertainments each week {Wed- 
 nesday and Saturday) especially for 
 Men of the U. S. Service. :■: :■: :-: 
 
 Charges Commensurate with Service Rendered 
 Centrally Located, Convenient to 
 Street Car and Interurban Lines 
 
 Phone Preston 8100 Corner Main St. and Walker Ave. 
 
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