PN 4201 .K58 Copy 1 m& ■ ESS €3mB v& m£% m% Y « I^^^^H H 1111 ^^i h ■ PN 4201 .K58 Copy ; t 'I [ flE 'If^E/iSUKY, \ CAREFULLY COMPILED COLLECTION OF RECITATIONS j I — R - I J FAMILIES -^^ SCHOOLS, I I — FROM IMF REPERTOIRE OF — 4 ALFRED J. KNIGHT, the Popular Elocutionist. 1 I HIS EDITION IS PRESENTED TO THE FIVI rHoUSAND PUPILS IN I. PUBLIC SCHOOLS OF Till I Western Commissioner's District of Broome County, N. Y. I by their friends and well-wishers whose names appear within. \ Price of The Treasury. 15 Cents. -** — *— <> — — *>i — ?* i ; i I X *s t If. L. KKLLOGO, Printer, 15 Third Urt . N. Y NS^^_._ r — _.___._. — . — i — n the monarch's silken stool; jading voice arose: " O Lord, Be merciful to me, a fool ! 'No pity, Lord, could change the heart m red with wrong to white as wool; The rod must heal the sin; but, Lord, lie merciful to me, a fool ! * 'Tis not by guilt the omvaid sweep Of tmth and right, O Lord, we slay; 'Tis by our follies that so long We hold the earth from heaven away. " These clumsy feet, still in the mire, Go crushing blossoms without end; • hard, well-meaning hands we thrust A nong the heart strings of a friend. ''The ill-timed truth we might have kept — - Who knows how sharp it piened an I stung ? The word we had not sense to say — Who knows how grandly it had rung? •'Our faults no tenderness should ask. The chastening stripes must cleanse them all; • But for our blunders— oh, in shame Before the eyes of Heaven we fall. " Earth bears no balsam for mistakes; Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool That did his will; but Thou, O Lord, Be merciful to me, a fool ! " The room was hushed; in silence r The king, and sought his gardens And walked apart, and murmured low: " Be merciful to me, a fool ! " BURDOCK'S G-OAT. AXON. Last Monday afternoon the eleven young Boblink boys caught an enor- £gygoat — of the masculine gender — turned him loose in Burdock's garden, and then went home and flattened their eleven little i :he back windows, to watch for coming events. Jk-fore his goatship had been three minutes in that garden, he had managed to make himself perfectly at He had pulled down the clothes-line, devoured two lace under- ^^ \>. bH^ IMPO^^^ 0*< * CI^eCKE^Y •:• fflfl) •:• Cpip, < m^m mim® i^m^^mswk \& w» w gj SiP-CSG^g, f^f^f^Of^, 8iiifi c oi% Oil &otl\ ^{c #p fl@HjSE EaR]5IgpiN6 608DJS, *♦ AT WHOLESALE AND RE T A I L, 34 COURT STREET, Bimntwrnn, fl.Y. 3 and a striped stocking belonging to Mrs. Burdock, and was bi 1 in sampling one of Burdock's shirts, when the servant g rushing from the house with a basket of clothes to hang up. "Th preserve us! " she exclaimed, coming to a dead halt as she caught sight ol the shaggy visitor. -ShewlShew! Shew thee, ye crumpled horned, 1. thiel ye! shouted the girl, setting down the basket, taking her skirts in' I hands and shaking them violently toward the intruder, who was calmly munch- away at the shirt. Then the goat, who evidently considered her actions in the light of a challenge, suddenly dropped his wicked old head and at her with the force ofan Erie locomotive, and just one minute later that had turned a back somersault over the clothes-basket and was craw y on her hands and knees in search of a place to die, accompanied by '. who was butting Iter most unmercifully every third second, It is likely I he would have kept on butting her for the next two weeks, if .Airs. Bur- k, who had been a witness of the unfortunate affair, had not hurried to rescue, armed with the family poker. -Merciful goodness, Anna 1 do get up on your feet," she exclaimed, aiming a blow at the beasts head suf nt to jolt the tower of Babel, and landing it firmly upon the unfortunate^ -a. It was not repeated, owing to the goats suddenly rising up on his : lect, waltzing toward her and striking her in the small of the back, hard ugh to loosen iter fingers. When Airs. Burdock returned to her consciousness, she crawled out from und the grind-stone and made for the house; stopped only once when the i ame after her and butted her head-foremost into the grapc-a: e inside the house, the unfortunates sought the solitude of their own ind such consolation as they could extract from rubbing an while the goat, like Satan in the book of Job, wandered 'round the seeking what he might devour, and the eleven little Boblink boys next door fairly themselves with pleasure over the performance. the time Mr. Burdock had returned home that evening and learned all articulars from his arnica soaked « „ up ntar i the whole of the last week's washing, half of the ine, and , , u 't of the clothes basket "Why in thunder, didn't :iot Mir SfcSS TnM FSf«F ., ,-■% ! ii and 13 Court St., £$IJIF&W&JliF@JP» Mew Fomm* Always have and offer at the lowest prices the largesi line of imrnm ancy ©@@ds ? Motions to be found in Southern JSfew York. All orders for samples sent promptly by mail, (Remember the old-establishi .: place, 11 and 13 Court Street, •e him there to devour everything ! " he exclaimed, angrily. ' lust be- uldn'tgo, and I was , remain there' to be" kil '" v -" ai Mr s- Bui tcitedly. "Wouldn't fiddlesticks/' irdock, making for the garden followed by the entire fcmtly. ut of here, you thief you," he exclaimed, as he came into the garden of the shaggy visitor. Tl it off another mouthful of asket and regarded him with a mischievous twinkle of his old u wont go, hey: well Til show you wheth— ." The sentence inished, for just then the goat droppc'd his head on Mr. Burdocks and before he could recover his equilibrium he had been butl :n times, in seven fresh spots, and he was down on his hands and knees, crawling around in a very undignified manner, to the horror of the family' and to the infinite glee of the eleven young Boblinks next door. ■ Look out he don't hurt you," shouted Mrs. Burdock, as the goat sent him flying into a sand-pile. When Mr. Burdock had got his bald head out of the sand, he tried to catch the beast by the horns, but desisted after had lost three front teeth. "Don't make a living show of vourself before the neighbors," advised his wife. "Oh, come in, Pa ! come in, and let him L ?ed his daughter. "Golly, dad, look out, he's comingaga son enthusiastically. Mr. Burdock waxed profane, and swore three-story oaths m such rapid succession, that an old lady who lived next door shut up the doors and windows, and sent the cook out for a missionary. "Run for it. dad ! "ad- vised his son. A moment later when the goat's attention semtdta be turned away, Mr. Burdock sprang to his feet and followed hisoffsprii n. was legging it in superb style, and the chances of his reaching the hou 1 excellent, when the fragrant brute suddenly clapped on gained rapidly, and darting between his legs, capsized him into the ash I he family dragged him inside, another candidate for rubbing with an and a blessed haven o! i ■ ackofthe house has been hermetically sealed, and Burdock r. oses extending an invitation to the mili a and practice markmanship off of the roof, the onlv - about premises: He promises to furnish a live goat for a : "la hand- ily mounted pair of goat's horns, that h ; hard service, for the HILLS, McLEAN & WILLIAMS, IPO^TJL.AR Dry Goods ^MilllneryEstaTDlishment 87 COURT ST., BINGHAMTON, B.T. Our stock of goods is complete in all departments embracing: DRESS GOODS, DOMESTICS, SILKS, WHITE GOODS, SHAWLS, LACES, MOURNING GOODS, CLOAKS, GLOVES, FLANNELS, PARASOLS, HOSIERY The MILLINER DEPARTMENT is stocked with all the Novelties of the season. WE TAKE PLEASURE IN SHOWING OUR GOODS. SAMPLES SENT BY MAIL ON APPLICATION. We are sole agents in Broome County for McCalls Bazar Glove^ Fitting" Patterns, the best and most reliable in the market. Call and get a FASHION MAGAZINE FREE OF CHARGE. Our Motto: " The best goods at popular prices." Hills* McLean & Williams, THE KNIGHT'S TOAST. ANON. The feast is o'er : Now brimming wine In lordly cup is scon to shine Before each eager guest ; While silence fills the crowded hall, As deep as when the herald's call Thrills in the loyal breast. Then up arose the noble host, And smiling cried : "A toast ! a toast ! To all the ladies fair! Here l>efore all I pledge the name taunton's proud and beauteous damc- The Lady Gundamere ! " Then to his feet each gallant sprang, And joyous was the shout that rang, As Stanley gave the word ; And every cup was raised on high, ceased the loud and gladsome cry Till Stanley's voice was heard. " Enough, enough ! " he smiling said, And lowly bent his haughty head ; 11 That all may have their due, each in turn must play his part, And pledge the lady of his heart, Tike gallant knight and true ! " Then one by one each guest sprang up, And drained in turn the brimming cup, And named the loved one's name; 1 each, as hand on high he raised, Mis lady's grace or beauty praised, Her constancy and fame. 'Tis now St. Leon's turn to rise ; On him arc fixed those countless eyes— A gallant knight is he; Envied by some, admired by all, Far-famed in lady's bower and hall— The flower of chivalry. St. Leon raised his kindling eye, And lifts the sparkling cup on high; "I drink to one," he said, "Whose image never may depart, Deep graven on this grateful heart, Till memory is dead. To one whose love for me shall last When lighter passions long have passed— So holy 'tis and true; To one whose love had longer dwelt, More deeply fixed, more keenly felt, Than any pledged by you." Each guest upstarted at the word, And laid a hand upon his sword, With fury-flashing e And Stanley said: " We crave the name, Proud knight, of this most peerless dame Whose love you count so high." St. Leon paused, as if he v. Not breathe her name in careless mood, Thus lightly to another; Then lent his noble head, i To give that word the revcreno And gently said: "My Girls and Boys What word „ on this page is spelled wrong? Those that find the word WILL RECEIVE A PRESENT by calling on Mrs. L. S. Pea.se, the Fancy Goods Dealer of Bingham ton. The list of words represent a part of the large assortment of Ladies' Fancy Goods kept in her store. Worsteds, m H3 Fringes, Corsets, U1 S Plushes, Hosiery ; ■ CD Satins, Grlovcs, Tassels, Ribbons, Felts, Cords, Ties, '"£} CD Gimps, Laces, CD zZt Cretones, Jewelry, Underwear, "OP Jutes, Reps, Ruchings, Aprons, Canvasses, Borders, Hamburgs, Perfumery Fascinators, Buttons, Collars, Handkerchiefs, Cuffs, ^ Toweling, Combs. CD 2 Appleque ©T^iS/iFiiLxra- xdozlxtiiz: to order. IN THE DOWN-STAIRS DEPARTMENT OF THE SAME STORE THE BABY'S KISS. An incident cf tht Civil War. O R. EMEUS ON. Rough and ready the troopers ride, 5tol in holster and sword by side ; They have ridden long, they have ridden hard, They are travel-stained and battle-scarred: The hard ground shakes with their martial tramp, And coarse is the laugh of the men of the camp. They reached a spot where a mother stands, With a baby, shaking its little hands, Laughing aloud at the gallant sight Of the mounted soldiers fresh from the fight. The captain laughs out — " I will give you this, A bright piece of gold, your baby to kiss.''' "My darling's kisses cannot be sold, But gladly he'll kiss a soldier bold." He lifts up the babe with a manly grace, And covers with kisses its smiling late, Its rosy cheeks, and its dimpled charms, And it crows with delight in the soldier's arms. "Not all for the captain," the troopers call ; ''The baby, we know, has a kiss ior all." To each soldier's breast the baby is pressed By the strong, rough men, and kissed and caressed, And louder it laughs, and the lady's face Wears a mother's smile at the fond embrace. "Just such a kiss," cries one warrior grim, "When I left my boy, I gave to him." "And just such a kiss, on the parting day, I gave to my girl, as asleep she lay. " Such were the words of these soldiers brave, And their eyes were moist when the kiss they gave. It) ASK YOUR GROCER FOR .. H. MEAGLET'S BEST AND CHEAPEST Great Big < Pound Bar -*fe2+ OF ^~ WF. m m m m MANUFACTURED BY BINGHAMTON, N. Y. S§SS@E,&3PB &&SIFF @W&<&£NTEE&. TELEPHONE CONNECTION TO ANY PART OF THE CITY. THE AG-^D STRANGER; ok, " J was \vn ii GRAM 1. " BRET II ART J •'I was with Grant," the stranger said. Slid the farmer, "Say no more, But rest thee here at my cottage porch, For thy feet are weary and sore. " "I was with Grant," the stranger said. Said the farmer, "Nay, no more, I prithee sit at my frugal board, And eat of my humble store. "How fares my boy, my soldier boy, Of the old Ninth Army Corps? I warrant he bore him gallantly In the smoke and battle's roar ! " "I know him not," said the aged man, " And as I remarked before, 1 was with Grant — " "Nay, nay, I know," Said the farmer, ''say no more ; "He fell in battle — I see, alas! Thou'dst smooth these tidings o'er — Nay, speak the truth, whatever it be, Though it rend my bosom's core. "How fell he — with his face to the foe, Upholding the flag he bore ? O, say not that my boy disgraced The uniform that he wore ! " "I cannot tell," said the aged man, "And should have remarked before, That I was with Grant — in Illinois — Some three years before the war," Then the farmer spake him never a word, But beat with his lists full 5 That aged man, who had worked for Grant Some three years before the war. 12 a. A. BISHOP, DENTIST, 51 Court St, ever Sears' Book Store Cor. Court & Washington Sts. BINGHAMTON, N. Y. Particular attention paid to the preserva- tion of the natural teeth. Decayed and aching teeth filled and made useful fo; life. Artificial ueth inserted at reasonable price*. Prices to suit the times. Teeth should be examined by a skillful dentist every three or six months. By a proper and timely attention to the teeih much suffering may be avoided and the teeth, which nature designed ior our use, may be preserved through life. Delays are dangerous; with regard to the teeth particularly so. ggV mWflWW, DAVID L BROWNSON, 67 COURT STREET, BlNGHAMTONj N. Y. DEALER IN Choice Field ani Vegetable Seeds A Specialty. All Seeds sold in bulk guaranteed to grow. All varieties of Early and late Peas, Corn, Cabbage Carrots, Turnips, &c. Makes (Photographs by the new lightning process. BINGHAMTON, N. Y- SEARLES & HENRY, Manufacturers of ice Cream and Confectionery And Dealers in Fruit, &c No. 8 CHENANGO STREET' BINGHAMTON, N. V. 13 MEMORY— Jam i:s A. GARFIELD. The following poem was written by the late President, during his senior y>ar in Williams College^ -hortly before nis graduation. It was published in the Williams Quarterly for liarcl Viewed in the light of recent events the concluding lines of tne ] oim se-ein sJ I -tie. 'Tis beauteous night : the stars look brightly down Upon the earth, decked in her robe of snow. No light gleams at the windows, save my own, Which gives its cheer to midnight and to me. And now, with noiseless step, sweet memory comes And leads me gently through her twilight realms. What poet's tuneful lyre has ever sung, Or delicatest pencil e'er portrayed The enchanted, shadowy land where memory dwells? It has its valleys, cheerless, lone, and drear, Dark-shaded by the mournful cypress tree ; And yet its sun-lit mountain tops are bathed In Heaven's own blue. Upon its craggy cliffs, Robed in the dreamy light of distant years, Are clustered joys serene of other days. Upon its gently sloping hillsides bend The weeping willows o'er the sacred dust Of dear departed ones; yet in that land, Where'er our footsteps fall upon the shore, They that were sleeping rise from out the dust Of death's long, silent years, and round us stand As erst they did before the prison tomb Received their clay within its voiceless halls. The heavens that bend above that land are hung With clouds of varied hues. Some dark and chill, Surcharged with sorrow, cast their sombre shade Upon the sunny, joyous land below. Others are floating through the dreamy air, White as the falling snow, their margins tinged With gold and crimsoned hues; their shadows fall Upon the flowery meads and sunny slopes, Soft as the shadow of an angel's wing. When the rough battle of the day is done, And evening's peace falls gently on the heart, I bound away, across the noisy ye 14 PAPER WAREHOUSE. -^«^ THE PLACE TO BUY Window Shades, Fixtures, School Books, Stationery, Blank Books, Mot li-Proof Carpet Paper, Building Paper AND EVERYTHING- IK THE PAPER LINE, is at the Wholesale and Retail PAPER WAREHOUSE of STEPHENS & MILLER, at their large double store in the Harding Block, Nos. 2 & 4 Court St., Binghamton, N. Y. An immense stock — All new goods — And at the lowest prices. F. H. STEPHENS. WALTER R. MILLER. MONUMENTS AND HEADSTONES MAS1LI All CH&AMIXBi ®iM^mmMw@M» Mew Fomm» A complete line of Marbleized Slate Mantels, G-rates, Hearths, Tile, Plain and Decorated, We will sell you Monuments and Headstones both in Granite and Marble, and from the cheapest to the most elaborate. We guarantee our work to be first-class in every particular; we are practical workmen, and oversee every job that we turn out. As we have no agents drumming people to death, we should be pleased to have you call on us or write for information ; the best of references furnished if necessary: H. CONKL1N & SON, 16 Chenango Street, Binghamton, N. Y. Unto the utmost verge of memory's land, Where earth and sky in dreamy distance meet, And memory dim with dark oblivion j< Where woke the first remembered sounds that lell Upon the ear in childhood's early morn; And, wandering thence along the rolling rears, • the shadow of my former self Gliding from childhood up to man's estate. The path of youth winds down through many a vale, And on the brink of many a dread abyss, From out whose darkness comes no ray of light, Save that a phantom dances o'er the gulf And beckons toward the verge. Again the path Leads o'er the summit where the sunbeams fall ; And thus in light and shade, sunshine and gloom, Sorrow and joy, this life-path leads along. GOLDEN GRAINS -James a. Garfield. SELECTED FROM VARIOUS ORATIONS. The life and light cf a nation are inseparable. Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Every character is the joint product of nature and nurture. Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. Heroes did not make our liberties, they but reflected and illustrated them. We confront the dangers of suffrage by the blessings of universal educal Eternity alone will reveal to the human race its debt of gratitude to the Deerless and immortal name of Washington. That man will be a benefector of his race who shall teach us how to man- age rightly the first years of a child's education. The privilege of being a young man is a great privilege, and the privi of growing up to be an independent man in middle life is a greater. . There is deep down in the hearts of the American people a strong and abid- ing love of our country which no surface storms of passion can ever shake. I feel a profounder reverence for a boy than for a man. I never m ragged boy in the street without feeling that I may owe him a salute, for I do not know what possibilities may be buttoned up under his coaL i6 BingMmton Hardware Co*, 120 WASHINGTON STREET, AND 44 & 46 STATE STREET, BINGHAMTON, N.Y. DEALERS IN IIIIW, A ra Bai c ai^cl $heet froq, Tii\, Wire ai\d ¥ii\i\ei'^' ¥i'in\n\ii)g^ &£t'i6iltui'al ¥ool^, Cflothe^ Wrir^ei% &<$., &<5. CARRYING THE LARGEST STOCK OF HARDWARE AT ALL TIMES OF AM HOUSE BETWEEN NEW YORK AND BUFFALO, 17 THE LOSS OF THE HORNET. Call the watch ! call the watch ! f Ho ! the starboard watch ahoy ! " Have you heard How a noble ship so trim, like our own, my hearties, here, All scudding 'fore the gale, disappeared. Where yon southern billows roll o'er their bed so green and clear ? Hold the reel ! keep her full ! hold the reel ! How she flew athwart the spray, as, shipmates, we do now, "lil 1 her twice a hundred fearless hearts of steel Felt the whirlwind lift its waters aft, .and plunge her downward bow ! Bear a hand ! Strike topgallants ! mind your helm ! jump aloft ! Twas such a night as this, my lads, a rakish bark was drowned, When demons foul, that whisper seamen oft, Scooped a tomb amid the flashing surge that never shall be found. Square the yards ! a double reef! Hark the blast ! O, fiercely has it fallen on the war-ship of the brave, When its tempest fury stretched the stately mast All along her foamy sides, as they shouted on the wave, "Bear a hand ! " Call the watch ! call the watch ! " Ho ! the larboard watch, ahoy ! " Have you heard How a vessel, gay and taut, on the mountains of the sea, Went below, with all her warlike crew on board, They who battled for the happy, boys, and perished for the free ? Clew, clew up, fore and aft ! keep away ! IJow the vulture bird of death, in its black and viewless form, Hovered sure o'er the clamors of his prey, While through all their dripping shrouds yelled the spirit of the storm ! Bear a hand ! Now our reefs ! brace the yards ! lively there ! O, no more to homeward breeze shall her swelling bosom spread, But Love's expectant eye bid Despair Set her raven watch eternal o'er the wreck in ocean's bed, Board your tacks ! cheerly, boys ! But for them, Their last evening gun is fired, their gale- ar iwn ; O'er their smoking deck no starry Hag shall stream ; They'll sail no more, they'll fight no more, for their gallant ship's gone down. Bear a hand ! i8 Miss L A. PRICE, Hair Jewelry and Stamping DONE TO ORDER. Orders By Mail Promptly Attended To. 13 COURT STREET, BlNGHAMTON, N. Y. J. H. MASON, p ¥ im AJN. EYES FITTED WITH Spectacles and Eye Glasses, On Strictly Scientific Principles. THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL OPTICIAN IN THE CITY. No Charge for Consultatipn. 109 Court St., Binghamton, II. Y. I. S. MATTHEWS & CO., DEALERS IN % grinitiural §f mplemcntf , A Specialty made of the BUCKEYE MOWER and ADRIANCE REAPER. The Thomas Horse Rake, The Auburn Wagon and Wiard Plow Spring Tooth Harrow, &c. Commercial Avenue and State St., BlNGHAMTON, N. Y. BOARDING AND DAY BINSPTJIA^QN. NEW YORK. Mrs. Peterselia's School affords special advantages to those wishing to be thorough; and those desirous of becoming Teachers would receive here that thorough instruction and practical application of methods, which after a fitting preparatory course, would qualify them to i'M an honorable position in any First Class School. Tor circular or other information, address Mrs. L. M- PETERSELIA, No. 3 Sheldon Block, North Front St. BlNGHAMTON, N. Y. 19 TEMPERANCE.— Wendell Phillifs. Some men look upon this temperance cause as whining bigotry, narrow asceticism, or a vulgar sentimentality, fit for little minds, weak women, and weaker men. On the contrary, I regard it as second only to one or two others of the primary reforms of this age, and for this reason, — every race has its peculiar temptation ; every clime has its specific sin. The tropics and tropical races are tempted to one form of sensuality; the colder and tem- perate regions, and our saxon blood, find their peculiar temptation in the stimulus of drink and food. In old old times, our heaven was a drunken revel; We relieve ourselves from the over-weariness of constant and exhausting toil by intoxication. Science has brought a cheap means of drunkenness within the reach of every individual. National prosperity and free institutions have put into the hands ol almost every workman the means of being drunk for a week, on the labor of two or three hours. With that blood and that temptation, we have adopted democratic institutions, where the law has no sanctions but the purpose and virtue of the masses. The statute-book rests not on bayonets, as in Europe, but on the hearts of the people. A drunken people can never be the basis of a free government. It is the corner-stone neither of virtue, prosperity, nor progress. To us, therefore, the title deeds of whose estates, and the safety of whose lives, depend upon the tranquillity of the streets, upon the virtue of the masses, the presence of any vice which brutalizes the average mass of mankind and tends to make it more readily the tool of intriguing and corrupt leaders, is necessarily a stab at the very life of the nation. Against such a vice is marshaled the temper- ance reformation. That my sketch is no fancy picture, every 7 one of you knows. Every one of you can glance back over your own path, and count many and many a one among those who started from the goal at your side, with equal energy, and perhaps greater promise, who has found a drunkard's grave long before this. The brightness of the bar, the ornament of the pulpit, the hope and blessing and stay of many a family — you know, every one of you who has reached middle life, how often on your path has been set up the warning, " Fallen before the temptations of the streets ! " Hardly one house in this city, whether it be full 1 and warm with all the luxury of wealth, or whether it find hard, cold maintenance &y the most earnest economy, no matter which, —hardly a house that does not count among sons or nephews some victim of this vice. The skeleton of this warning sits at every board. Like all other ippetites, this finds resolution weak when set against the constant presence Df temptation. 20 tOTS* MOM* THE POPULAR SHOE DEALER 7, ^^5 the finest and largest assortment of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Shoes in the city. Cousin's Fine French and American Kid Shoes for Ladies' wear a specialty. LOUIS SACKS, MmmiMwwM 9 Mew F@sm* OTIS BROTHERS 5 NEVER-FAILING FOR THE COMPLETE REMOVAL OF Hard or Soft CORNS, BUNIONS, CALLOUSES, WARTS, MOLES, &c. It proves effective within a short time, and never fails when used as directed. It is a perfect and speedy cure for SOFT CORNS, the first application, usually relieving all pain and soreness. It is not a caustic, and never makes the feet sore. It is not an Ointment but dries quickly, and is cleanly to use. It is safe and harmless, and has no effect on the healthy skin, and leaves no scar or soreness. A. CURE IS GUARANTEED. Price 15 Cents. Sold by all Druggists. PREPARED ONLY PY OTIS BROTHERS, Chemists, PISGHAMTON, N.Y. 21 HAMLET'S SOLILOQUY. SHAKSPEARE. Now I am alone, (c. ) Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I. Is it not monstrous, that this player here, But in a fiction, in a dream of passion, Could force his soul so to his own conceit, That, from her working, all his visage wanned: Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect, A broken voice, and his -whole function suiting With forms to his conceit ? And all for nothing ? For Hecuba ! What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, That he should weep for her ? What would he do, Had he the motive and the cue for passion, That I have ? He would drown the stage with tears And cleave the general ear with horrid speech ; Make mad the guilty, and appal the free, Confound the ignorant, and amaze, indeed, The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I, A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak, Like John a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause, And can say nothing ; no, not for a king, Upon whose property, and most dear life, A damned defeat was made. Am I a coward? Who calls me villian ? breaks my pate across ? Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my "face ? Tweaks me by the nose ? gives me the lie i' the throat, As deep as to the lungs ? Who does me this ? Ha! Why, I should take it : for it cannot be, But I am pigeon-liver ed, and lack gall To make oppression bitter; or, ere this, I should have fatted all the region kites With this slave's offal : Bloody, bawdy villian ! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, landless villain ! Why, what an ass am I ?. This is most brave; That I, the son of a dear father murdered, 22 REMOVAL NOTICE ! ! I wish to call your attention to my removal TO One Door West of D. M. & E. G. Halbert's Dry Goods Store, where I shall have more room and will be able tv shoiv a larger stock of £A^to #*&y £^ in this city. ZEPHWWBI^TEDft ¥H^Nft HTO+(3©©Dft ^7 5^ZZ the best 50 cts. Corset , all bone and double busk, ever known to this market. Call and examine my stock, at my new place Ho 9 Court Street, Binghamton, K Y. Tost Office Box No. 1413. VV . J . BAIL V f)K, 23 Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, Must, like a whelp, unpack my heart with words, And fall a cursing like a very drab, A scullicn i Fie upon t ! foh ! About my brains ! Humph ! I have heard, That guilty creatines, sitting at a play, Have, by the very cunning of the scene, Been struck, so to the soul, that presently .They have proclaimed their malefactions ; For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players Play some thing like the murder of my father, Before mine uncle : I'll observe his looks ; I'll tent him to the quick ; if he do blench, I know my course. The spirit that I have seen, May be a devil : and the devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape : yea, and, perhaps, Out of my weakness, and my melancholy, (As he is very potent with such spirits,') Abuses me to damn me : 111 have grounds More relative than this : The play's the thing, Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. A MYSTERIOUS DUEL. The following incoherent account of a duel was furnished to Harper's Weekly, by a correspondent if that journal. A duel was lately fought in Texas by Alexander Shott and John S. Nott. Nott was shot, and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. There was a rumor that Nott was not shot, and Shott avows that he shot Nott, which proves either that the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or that Nott was shot notwithstanding. Circumstantial evidence is not al- ways good. It may be made to appear on trial that the shot Shott shot shot Nott or, as accidents with fire-arms are frequent, it may be possible that the, shot Shott shot shot Shott himself, when the whole affair would resolve itself into its original elements, and Shott would be shot, and Nott would be not We think, however, that the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott ; any- way, it is hard to tell who was shot 24 T. E. POETER, No. 74 WASHINGTON ST., BINGHAMTON, N.Y. SOLE AGENT FOR THE Crown Jewel Parlor Stove and New Ida Range. A large variety of Coal and Wood Cook Stoves. Please call and examine my stock of Milk Fans, Pails and all kinds of Dairy Utensils. A complete line of Kitchen Wares. C. A. PERKINS, Successor to HODGE & PERKINS, Continues at the old Stand 67 COURT STREET, ©i&Wi0¥f(Y iFsi^lSi 8f(8Xda*$. VU1INITU' IP A VERY LARGE STOCK. PRICES AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST. AN INSPECTION OF STOCK DESIRED. GOODS SHOWN WITH PLEASURE. ■ o-^^ CROUNSE & BROWN, 88, 90 &, 92 Washington St, Binghamton, N, Y. 2 5 WHAT TIME IS IT? What time is it ? Time to do well ; Time to live better ; Give up that grudge ; Answer that letter ; Speak that kind word, to sweeten a sorrow ; Do that good deed you would leave till to-morrow. Time to try hard In that new situation ; Time to build up on A solid foundation. Giving up needlessly changing and drifting ; Leaving the quicksands that ever are shifting. What time is it ? Time to be thrifty; Farmers take warning — Plough in the springtime; Sow in the morning; Spring rain is coming, zephyrs are blowing ; Heaven will attend to the quickening and growing. Time to count cost ; Lessen expenses ; Time to look well To the gates and the fences : Making and mending, as good workers should ; Shutting out evil and keeping the good. What time is it ? Time to be earnest, Laying up treasure ; Time to be thoughtful, Choosing true pleasure ; Loving stern justice — of truth being fond ; Making your word just as good as your bond. Time to be happy, doing your best : Time to be trustful, Leaving the rest ; Knowing in whatever country or clime, Ne'er can we call back one minute of time. 26 _>li:3f?^^J 111* A 7* ^ ■-. . . % BINGHAMTON, N.Y. 4*JMf P^^Jict «*«*«] iH THE LAEGEST In Southern ISTtew York. Curtains and Upholstery Materials OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. ftltATUftlUS of any style, Made to Order. Sills The finest and most complete assortment of «. m. **t ^ IN THE CITY. y > £\" I* EVERY DEPARTMENT OF OUR HOUSE UNDER THE DIRECT MANAGEMENT OF THE MOST EXPERIENCED SALESMEN. 27 THE CHAMPION SNORER. It was in the Cedar Rapids sleeper. Outside it was dark as the inside of an ink-bottle. In the sleeping-car the people slept. Or tried it. Some of them slept, like Christian men and women, peacefully and sweetly and quietly. Others slept like demons, malignantly, hideously, fiendishly, as though it was their mission to keep everybody else awake. Of these the man in lower number three was the "boss." When it came to the square snore with variations, you wanted to count "lower three" in. With a full hand and a pocket full of rocks. We never heard anything snore like him. It was the- most systematic snoring that ever was done, even on one of those tournaments of snoring, a sleeping-car. He didn't begin as soon as the lamps were turned down and everybody was in bed. Oh, no ! There was more cold-blooded diabolism in his system than that. He waited until everybody had had a little taste of sleep, just to see how good and pleasant it was, and then he broke in on their slumbers like a winged, breathing demon, and they never knew what peace was again that night. He started out with a terrific " " Gn-r-r-r-t ! " That opened every eye in the car. We all hoped it was an accident, how- ever, and trusting that he wouldn't do it again, we forgave him. Then he blasted our hopes and curdled the sweet serenity of our forgiveness by a long- drawn "G-a-h-h-h-hah!" That sounded too much like business to be accidental. Then every head in that sleepless sleeper was held of! the pillow for a minute, waiting, in breathless suspense, to hear the worst, and the sleeper in "lower three" went on, in long-drawn, regular cadences, that indicated good staying qual- ities. " Gwa-a-ah ! Gwa-a-ah ! Gahwahwah ! Gahwahwah ! Gahwa-a-a-ah ! " Evidently it was going to last all night, and the weary heads dropped back on the sleepless pillows, and the swearing began. It mumbled along in low, muttering tones, like the distant echoes ot a profane thunder-storm. Pretty soon " lower three " gave us a little variation. He shot off a spiteful ' ' Gwook ! " Which sounded as though his nose had got mad at him and was going to 23 Hi ^e 72 WASHINGTON ST. and 28 COURT STREET. By examining the goods and prices in the two stores, you will find that no one undersells us. We believe in " Quick Sales and Small Profits." The following lines of goods will give a partial idea of what we keep : BLACK SILKS, TICKS, FRINGES, COLORED SILKS, DENIENS, GIMPS, SATINS, DUCKS, BUTTONS, MOIRES, SHIRTINGS, LACES, BLACK CASHMERES SHEETINGS, HAMBURGS, COLORED " PRINTS, HOSIERY, BROCADES, CAMBRICS, GLOVES, BUNTINGS, TOWELS, CORSETS SHUDAS, TOWELING, RIBBONS, BLEACHED DAMASK, TWILLS, HANDK'CHIEFS, BROWN " PLAIDS, SHIRTS, STRIPES, NAPKINS, NOTIONS DO YLES, COLLARS, TIES, &c Merchants^ Peddlers supplied at NewYork Wholesale Prices Call before buying if you wish to save money; as we buy for cash, we offer great inducements to cash buyers: *f. 8&0QMM8, BINGHAMTON, N. Y. 2Q strike. Then there was a pause, and we began to hope he had either -wak- ened from sleep or strangled to death, nobody cared very particularly which. But he soon disappointed everybody with a gutteral " Gurrooch ! " Then he paused again for breath, and when he had accumulated enough for his purpose he resumed business with a stentorious " Kowpff ! " That nearly shot the roof off the car. Then he went on playing such fan- tastic tricks with his nose, and breaking things, that would make the immor- tal gods weep if they did but hear him. It seemed a matter incredible. It seemed an utter preposterous impossibility that any human being could make the monstrous, hideous noises with its breathing machine that the fellow in "lower three" was making with his. He ran through all the ranges of the nasal gamut: he went up and down a very chromatic scale of snores; he ran through intricate and fearful variations, until it seemed that his nose must be out of joint in a thousand places. All the night through he told his story. " Gawoh ! gurrah ! gu-r-r-r ! kowpff! gawah-wah ! gawah-hah ! gwock ! gwarrt ! gwah-h-h-11 1 whoof ! ;; Just as the other passengers: had consulted together how they might slay him, morning dawned, and "lower number three" awoke. Everybody watched the curtain to see what manner of man it was that had made that beautiful sleeping-car a pandemonium. Presently the toilet was completed, the curtains parted, and " lower number three " stood revealed. Great heavens ! It was a fair young girl, with golden hair, and timid, pleading eyes, like a hunted fawn's ! THE HEN.-A BOY'S COMPOSITION. "Hens is curious animals. They don't have no nose, nor no teeth, nor nor ears. They swallow their wittles whole, and chaw it up in their crops inside of em. The outside of hens is generally put into pillers and made into feather-dusters. The inside of a hen is sometimes filled up with mar- bles and shirt-buttons and sich. A hen is very much smaller than a good many other animals, but they'll dig up more tomato-plants than anything that ain't a hen. Hens is very useful to lay eggs for plum-pudding. Bet yer life I like plum-pudding. Skinny Bates eat so much plum-pudding once that it set him inter the coilery. Hens has got wings and can fly when they are scart. I cut my Uncle William's hen's neck off with a hatchet and it scart her to death. Hens sometimes makes very fine spring chickens. " 5^ WILLIAM H- MOTHER, GROCER, No. 40 Court Street. A full assortment of Fancy Groceries. f)f(i^f) 8s$tf gi 77&£ Kindergarten for the liite ones. The (Primary and Intermediate. And, lastly ; the thorough drill preparatory to entering college or business. FALL TERM OPENS FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEMBER. SEND FOR A CATALOGUE, LILLIAN H. C3AIG, Ko. o Myrtle Avenue, Biiigliamton, N. Y. 33 HOW "SOCKERY" SET A HEX. From the " Poultry Monthly . " Anon. I dell you all apout vot dook blace mit me lasht summer : you knew— oder ufyou dond know, den I dells you — dot Katrina (dot is mine vrow) and me. ve keep some shickens for a long dime ago. un von tay she sait co me : "Sockery," dor is mein name/) iC vy dond you put some aigs unter dot old piue hen shickens: I dink she vanrs to sate." •'Veil.'* I sait, "mep- pe I eu-ss I vill. " So I bicked oud some ufdebest aigs, und dook em oud do de parn fere de olt hen make her nesht in le side uf de haymow, pond fife six veer up. Now you see I nerer vas ferry ; ig up und town. but I vas booty pig all de vay arount in de mittle. so I koodn't reach up dill I vent got a parrel do stant on. Veil, I klimet me on de parrel, und ven my hed rise up py de ire-;::, f :t olt hen she gif me such a : i :k dot my nose runs all ofter my face mit plood : und ven I todge pack, dot plasted olt [ her preak. und I vent town kershlam. Py cholly, T didn't tink I kood go insite a parrel pefore : put dere I vos. und I fit so lite dot I kc : fii't git me oud eftery way. My vest vos bushed vay up unter my arm-holes. Ven I fount I vos dite shtuck. I holier. "Katrina ! Katrina 1'" Und ven she koom una see me shtuck in de parrel up :; my : m- }les, mit my race all plood und aigs. py cholly. she chust lait town on :1c hay. una laft, und laft. till I got so mat I sait : "Vot you lay dere und laf like a olt vool. eh ? Vy dond you koom bull me oud ? " Und den she set up und sait : "Oh. vipe or! your chin, una bull your fest town." Den she lait back und laft like she vood shblit herself more as ever. Mat as I vas. I tough: to myself. Katrina. she sbeak English booty goot; but I only sait, mit my greatest dignitude: •' "Kat- rina. vill you bull me oud das parrel r " Und she see dot I look booty red. und she sait : " Of course I vill, Sockery. " Den she lait me und de parrel town on our site, und I dook holt de door-sill, und Katrina she bull on de parrel ; but de first bull she mate I yellet: " Donnerund blitzen ! shtop dat. by golly : dere is nails in de parrel!" You see de uails bent town ven I vent in. but ven I koom oud they shtick in me ah de vay rount Veil, to make a short shtory long, I told Katrina to go und dell naypor Hansman to pring a saw und saw me dis parrel off. Veil, he koom und he like :: shblit him- self mit laf, too: but he roll me ofer. und saw de parrel all de vay arount off, und I get up mit half a parrel arount my vaist Den Katrina she say : ''Sockery. vait a little till I get a battern of dot new oferskirt you haf on." But I didn't sait a vort. 1 shust got a nife, und vittle de hoops off, und shling dot confountet olt parrel in ie voot ;ae. 34 HIRSCHMANN BROS., IMPORTERS and DEALERS -IN- ha iO0 itUitter; r f»tic( •>js§ i7^ce oorts,(farpe!s,ek Leaders of Fashion and Popular Prices, The Latest Novelties may always be found at our store. Largest stock and finest assortment in this section of the State. ALL GOODS AS REPRESENTED. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED SPECIALTIES: Velvets, Satins, Silks, Plushes, Cachmeres, and Novelties in Dress Goods. Hosiery, Kid and Lisle Thread Gloves, Corsets, Muslin UNDERGARMENTS Ladies', Gents' and Children's Underwear. Housekeepers goods of every kind. Carpets, Upholstery Goods, Curtain Materials, Lace Curtains. French Millinery at Wholesale and Retail. TRIM YUNG DONE TO ORDER IN FINEST STYLE. 35 Pimepy ven I koom in de house, Katrina she sait. so soft l'ke: u Sockery, dond you goin' to but some aigs unter dot olt plue hen ? " Den I sait, in my deepest woice : "Katrina, uf you efer say dot to me again I'll git a pill from you, so help me chiminy cracious ! '" und I dell you she didn't say dot any more. Veil, ven I step on a parrel now. I dond step on it — I git a pox. THE CLOSING- SCENE. T. BUCHANAN READ. Within this sober realm of leaflless trees. The russet year inhaled the dreamy air, Like some tanned reaper in his hour of ease, When all the fields are lying brown and bare. The gray barns looking from their hazy hills O'er the dim waters widening in the vales, Sent down the air a greeting to the mills, On the dull thunder of alternate flails. All sights were mellowed and all sounds subdued, The hills seemed further and the streams sang low; As in a dream the distant woodman hewed His winter log with many a muffled blow. The embattled forests, erewhile armed in gold, Their banners bright with every martial hue, Now stood, like some sad beaten host of old, Withdrawn afar in Time's remotest blue. On slumberous wings the vulture tried his flight, The dove scarce heard his sighing mate's complaint, And, like a star slow drowning in the light, The village church-vane seemed to pale and faint The sentinel cock upon the hillside crew — Crew thrice, and all was stiller than before — Silent till some replying wanderer blew His alien horn, and then was heard no more. Where erst the jay within the elm's tail crest Made garrulous trouble round the unfledged young; And where the oriole hung her swaying nest By every light wind like a censer swung ; Where sang the noisy masons of the eaves, The busy swallows circling ever near, Foreboding, as the rustic mind believei, An early harvest and a plenteous year ; 36 THOS. W. WHITNEY, '^Hatches, %hth, Jlewtlrg, J|ikr plaid STERLING SILVER. FANCY GOODS, &c. Cor. Court & Washington Sts., Binghamton, K" Y. f-^ *// * * Makes any size or style at -^ f /rl/t4J494/UJ Reasonable Prices, \ „ _^ m* ' and everybody says the}* are -^t:P}I©TOe]^[PHER=H- "Just Splendid" 48 & 50 OO'URT ST., cor of WASHINGTON, BINGHAMTON, N. Y. CAMP HORA TUD 11© IP a %m #« A Pure and Highly Concentrated Glvcerine, combined with the healing virtues of Camphor and PURIFIED PETROLEUM. IT IS THE BEST EMOLLIENT YET DISCOVERED. Ladies will find by using it for Toilet purposes that it allays all irritation of the skin in cold weather. It is exceedingly bland and soothing, exquisite to use, and entirely harmless. For Chilblains, Chapped Skin, Frosted Limbs, it is a specific. This preparation is put up in three stvles — in COLLAPSABLE TUBES, 25 cents; in TWO OUNCE BOTTLES, 25 cents; in SOLID FORM, in neat Boxes, (being superior to Camphor Ice,) 25 cents. Sole Proprietors, OTIS BROTHERS, Chemists, McNamara Block, 74 Court St , Bingliuiutou, Pf. Y. 37 Where every bird which charmed the vernal feast Shook the sweet slumber from its wings at morn, To warn the reapers of the rosy east — All now was song] ess, empty and forlorn. Alone from out the stubble piped the quail, And croaked the crow through all the dreamy gloom; Alone the pheasant, drumming in the vale, ?>Iade echo to the distant cottage loom. There was no bud, no bloom upon the bowers; The spiders wove their thin shrouds night by night; The thistle-down, the only ghost of flowers, Sailed slowly by, passed noiseless out of sight, Amid all this, in this most cheerless air, And where the woodbine sheds upon the porch Its crimson leaves, as if the year stood there Firing the floor with his inverted torch — Amid all this, the centre of the scene, The white-haired matron, with monotonous tread, Plied her swift wheel, and with her joyless mien Sat like a Fate, and watched the flying thread. She had known Sorrow. He had walked with her, Oft supped, and broke with her the ashen crust; And in the dead leaves still she heard the stir Of his black mantle trailing in the dust. While yet her cheek was bright with summer bloom, Her country summoned, and she gave her all; And twice War bowed to her his sable plume — Re-gave the swords to rust upon her wall. Re-gave the swords — but not the hand that drew, And struck for liberty the dying blow; Nor him who, to his sire and country true, Fell, 'mid the ranks of the invading foe. Long, but not loud, the droning wheel went on, Like the low murmur of a hive at noon; Long, but not loud, the memory of the gone Breathed through her lips a sad and tremulous tune. At last the thread was snapped — her head was bowed ; Life dropped the distaff through his hands serene ; And loving neighbors smoothed her careful shroud — While Death and Winter closed the autumn scene. 33 CRAIMDALL HOUSE, 111 & 113 Court Street, Binghamton, N. Y. IRA W. WOODWORTH, Prop. First Class in all its respects. Free 'Bus To and From All Train s CHARLES W, ADAMS, Veterinary Surgeon^ SURGERY A SPECIALTY, Office at VETERINARY INFIRMARY, near Craudall House, P. O. A Mr ess, BINGHAMTON, N. Y. TEACHER OF PIANO TUNING TWENTY TEARS a specialty. experience. j;est of references. Agent for the celebrated SOHMER & CO. Pianos* and B. Sclioninger Organ, These are the best instruments made and sold at factory prices. Cheaper Pianos at lower rates. No. 53 CHENANGO ST., BINGHAMTON, N.Y. 39 THE CBEED3 OF THE BELLS. GEORGE W. BUNGAY How sweet the chime of the Sabbath bells ! Each one its creed in music tells, In tones that float upon the air, As soft as song, as pure as prayer ; And I will put in simple rhyme The language of the golden chime ; My happy heart with rapture swells Responsive to the bells,, sweet bells. "In deeds of love excel ! excel ! '" Chimed out from ivied towers a bell : 1 ' This is the church not built on sands. Emblem of one not built with hands : Its forms and sacred rights revere, Come worship here ! come worship here I In rituals and (kith excel ! " Chimed out the Episcopalian bell. " Oh, heed the ancient landsmarks well I " In solemn tones exclaimed a bell ; "No progress made by mortal man Can chaoige the just, eternal plan : With God there can be nothing new ; Ignore the false, embrace the true. While all is well ! is well ! is well ! " Pealed out the good old Dutch church belL " Ye purifying waters swell ! " In mellow tones rang out a bell ; ''Though faith alone in Christ can save, Man must be plunged beneath the wave. To show the world unfaltering faith In what the Sacred Scriptures saith : Oh. swell ! ye rising waters, swell ! n Pealed out the clear-toned Baptist bell. " Not faith alone, but works as well, Must test the soul ! " said a soft bell ; .40 A. H. PLACE, DEALER IN " - : Wk ! /W^ : ' • W f 'Hv f ~liPl ^W^i^MvHB ■ JJ Mi ONLY AGENT FOR NEW IMPROVED BUCKEYE MOWER, BATES' HARVESTER- CHAMPION GRAIN DRILL OF OWEGO, COATES' LOCK LEVER WHEEL RAKE, REINER HARROW, And the Owego Spring Tooth Harrow Plows, Drags, Dog Powers, Hoes, Shovels, Rakes, Forks, Cradles, Corn Cultivators, Potato Hillers, General Farm Implements and Machinery. Fixtures constantly on hand and repairs promptly attended to. All farmers are respectfully solicited to call and examine our stock of goods before purchasing elsewhere. No. 106 Water Street, BIUGHAMT01T, IT. Y. Successors to A. J. INLOES & CO., Wholesale and Retail Druggists. • ■ PROPRIETORS OF Inloes 9 Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda. Will cure or relieve consumption and diseases of the Lungs. Throat, and Bronchial tubes. Also, Inloes 5 Casilaya Cordial. This is a powerful tonic, improves the appetite and strengthens digestion. 32 COURT STREET, BINGHAM' ON, N.Y- 41 "Come here and cast aside your load, And work your way along the road, With faith in God, and faith in man, • And hope in Christ, where hope began ; Do well ! do well ! do well ! do well ! " Rang out the Unitarian bell. "Farewell! farewell! base world, farewell! 1 In touching tones exclaims a bell ; "Life is a boon, to mortals given To fit the soul for bliss in heaven ; Do not invoke the avenging rod, Come here and learn the way to God ; Say to the world, Farewell ! farewell ! " Pealed forth the Presbyterian bell. "To all, the truth we tell ! we tell ! " Shouted in ecstacies a bell ; " Come, all ye weary wanderers, see ! Our Lord has made salvation free ! Repent, believe, have faith, and then Be saved, and praise the Lord, Amen ! Salvation's free, we tell ! we tell ! " Shouted the Methodistic bell. A G-ENTLEMAN. Tis he whose every thought and deed By rule of virtue moves ; [speak Whose generous tongue disdains to The thing his heart disproves. Who never did a slander forge, His neighbor's fame to wound ; Nor hearken to a false report, By malice whispered round. Who vice, in all its pomp and power. Can treat with just neglect ; And piety, though clothed in rags, Religiously respect. Who to his plighted word and truth Has ever firmly stood ; And though he promise to his loss, He makes his promise good. Whose soul in usury disdains His treasures to employ ; Whom no rewards can ever bribe The guiltless to destroy. 42 l&rs. M. A.. COJSTKLIN, Wo, 113 COURT STREET, Has just returned from New York with as beautiful a line of ffiunaw j t as was ever brought to this city. Having a thorough knowledge of the business from a long experience, I believe I can give you as good bargains and as good Goods as can be found elsewhere. MRS. LOVINI-A HINDS, Having rented part of the Cottage Store, (next to Crandall House,) and re-stocked it with a complete line of Fancy and Ladies' Furnishing Goods, Worsteds, CREWELS, &c. offers the same at the LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES. The old stock will be disposed of at cost to make room for the new. 113 COURT STREET.. MUSIC.AX. INSTEUCTION. at\ Teacher of PIANO and ORGAN, Apply at (Binghamton Institute, JVo. 5 Myrtle Avenue P. O. Box 1124, BINGHAMTON, N. Y, REVOLUTION BOOK STORE, Binghamton Sells nothing that is not proper to read. It sells the Best Books at the mere cost of production— at prices so low as to be simply marvellous: Dont call here first, but every- where else first, and then call and test our sincerity, and know of yourselves that our prices are really lower than the lowest. Good Dictionaries, of more than 30,000 words, locts. Writing Paper, as good as the best, at 3^cts. a quire And everything else in like proportion. 43 SNYDER'S NOSE. Snyder kept a beer-saloon some years ago "over the Rhine.* 1 Snyder was a ponderous Teuton of very irascible temper — "sudden and quick in a quarrel'"'' — get mad in a minute. Nevertheless his saloon was a great resort ior "the boys" — partly because of the excellence of his beer and partly be- cause they liked to chafe "old Snyder. '" as they called him: for. although his bark was terrific, experience had taught them that he wouldn't bite. One day Snyder was missing : and it was explained by his "frail,/* who "jerked" the beer that day, that he had "gone out fishing mit der povs. " The next day one of the boys, who was particularly fond of "'roasting'"'' old Snyder, dropped in to get a glass of beer, and discovered Snyder's nose, which was a big one at any time, swollen and blistered by the sun. until it looked like a dead-ripe tomato. " Why. Snyder, what's the matter with your nose? " said the caller. "I peen out fishing mit der poys." replied Snyder, laying his finger ten- derly against his proboscis : i ' the sun it pesh hot like ash never vas, und I purns my nose. Nice nose, don't it ? " And Snyder viewed it with a of comical sadness in the little mirror back of his bar. It entered at once into the head of the mischievous fellow in front of the bar to play a joke up- on Snyder ; so he went out and collected half a dozen of his comrades, with whom he arranged that thev should drop in at the saloon one after another, and ask Snyder, "What's the matter with that nose?'" to see how long he would stand it. The man who put up the job went in first with a compan- ion, and seating themselves at a table called for beer. Snyder brought it to them, and the new-comer exclaimed as he saw him 3 "Snyder, what's the matter with your nose : " "I yust dell your friend here I peen out fishin' mit der poys, unt de sun he purnt 'em — zwei lager- — den cents — all right Another boy rushes in. "Halloo, boys, your'e ahead of me this time : s'pose I'm in, though. Here. Snyder, bring me a glass of lager and a pret " — (^appears to catch a sudden glimpse of Snyder's nose, looks wonderingly a moment and then bursts out laughing) — "ha! ha! ha! Why, Snyder — ha ! ha ! — what's the matter with that nose ? " Snyder, of course, can't see any fun in having a burnt nose or having it laughed it : and he says, in a tone sternly emphatic : " I peen out fishin' mit der poys, unt de sun it yust ash hot ash blazes. unt I purnt my nose : dat ish all right. " Another tormentor comes in, and insists on " setting em up " for the 44 f if m O) n r it cd in # s< -*9.€>0- CROUiySE, BROWSE & CO. Successors to CHARLES A. TURNER & CO. Geneva Nnrscrfmen^ Branch Office: 88 Washington St., Binghamton, N. Y. have facilities second tc none for supplying ornamental Trees, Shrubs, Src. *6R7IPE*YI]SEj5, OTIiIH-F^Ifg, PLATO, R8gE&« and everything pertaining to our line. Goods as represented. Prices as low as any for like qualities. Catalogues furnished on application CftOUNSE, ^'RO'WJV & CO. % 48 Manufacturers, Wholesale and Retail LOTH IERS. MEN'S, YOUTHS', BOYS' & CHILDREN'S Our stock is larger and more complete than ever before. Owing to the great demand for fine and better made gar- ments, we have manufactured a large number of WORSTED, CASSIMEKE, AND FLANNEL SUITS, which are made by custom workmen, and trimmed with the finest goods, FIT AND LOOK LIKE CUSTOM GARMENTS. We have an elegant line of the celebrated which are known for their color, quality and durability. Our stock is the largest and finest in the city, comprising every grade of goods, from the cheapest to the finest, being adapted to the wants of all. ftotel Sennett Slodfe Singleton, #• Y - r ABEL BEHHETT & CO., Sift Our immense custom department is filled with an endless variety of all the latest styles in Foreign and Domestic Cloths, Suitings, &c. We import our own goods direct from Europe, and many leading styles cannot be found elsewhere in the city. We have the best cutters in the city. No misfits are allowed to go out of the store. Leave your measure with us while in the city, and then you can order your clothing by mail if you cannot leave home. Our Gents' Furnishing Goods Department is replete with all the latest novelties in Neckwear, Gents' Jewelry, Collars, Cuffs, Hosiery, Underwear, &3.,&c. An immense stock of TRUNKS, SATCHELS. &c. at [bottom prices. ABEL BENNETT & CO. \ffoiel -Bennett mock, BINGHAMTON, N. Y. LIBRARY OF CONGRESS 021 100 509 9~ is the art of reading and speaking correctly. Its rules relate chiefly to the management of the voice in ■ the expression of thought and motion. The vocal qualifications necessary to enable the reader or speaker to bring out the sense and sentiment of discourse, in a pleasing and impressive manner, are : First. — A clear, full, resonant voice; Second. — A perfectly distinct and correct articulation; Third. — Such a control of the voice, as to be able to vary its modulations at pleasure. Much advantage may be obtained from practising in company with some one who is competent to detect your faults of utterance and delivery, and is willing to point them out. To obtain a full, deep, clear, rich tone, the student must resort to every conceivable expedient for modifying and developing the voice, and above all things practice, practice, PRACTICE. A good articulation consists in giving to each element in a syl- lable its due proportion of sound and correct expression, so that the ear can readily distinguish every word and every syllable that is uttered. A full, pure tone of voice, and a good articulation, constitute the basis of every other excellence in reading and oratory. Do not strain the voice. Do not practice in an unnatural key; you may permanently injure it in that way, hi (ZE&i £ IlilHmiiiii •■•■'■•• ■ ■ iuelnKs3&s ■ w ^^^^H HE BBPWWMWjBpM mm m SWHBHBlHHBB ■ • * ^ ^M iwvmri LIBRARY OF CONGRESS I 021 100 509 9 |