PS 635 .Z9 11434 Copy 1 Living - Statue, A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS, Adapted from the German. ... BY- ANTHONY MATRE, Teacher of St. Philomena's School, CINCINNATI, O. \ AUTHOR OF... CINCIN^ •••• 1 he •••• Living - Statue^ A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS, Adapted from the German. ...BY... ANTHONY MATRB, Teacher of St. Philomena's School, CINCINNATI, O. ...AUTHOR OF... 'St. Lawrence," "Tarcisius," "St. Philomena," 'Rome under Valerian," "The Grecian Princess," "Fabiola," Etc. CINCINNATI, O. Jos. Berniug Printing Co., 431 Main Street. i8q8. 75^3 < ^\ lAf^^"^ ji?>itii\tf\>Afe\t>\^v*/\i)>\ii<^ COPYKIGHT BY ANTHONY MATRE, 1> ?»\ (f > ivn f »y f > (f Mn (f \ ( Very excited) Sir, do you think you can keep me for a fool? Sevenshoe. I don't intend to do anything of the kind. {Pretends to be sad) No, no ; I never thought that I would receive such treatment on the very day on which I am to present my native city a work of art of my own creation. Pletzer. {Astonished) Speak ; what do you mean ? I don't quite understand. — 52 — Sevknshoe. You know, without doubts something about "synkocrasy"? PlETzer. {Look very wise) Why, certainly. {Hawks) But I would be pleased to hear your opinion of it. SevENSHOE. {Very dignified) Synkocrasy is that process which gives marble such a natural aspect and color that nature itself could not make it appear more human. PlETzER. Meditates for a brief time; then speaks excitedly) Nonsense, nonsense ; you are only keeping me for a fool. I ask you now for the last time : Where is the statue ? SevEnshoe. {Seemingly insulted) Why, it is where it belongs. Plet^er. On its pedestal ? Sevenshoe. Why, most assuredly ; where else could it be ? PiyETZER. Then prove it to me this very instant ! Come with me and show me the statue ? I will not believe you until I have seen it. — 5i — SkVENshoe. I will show it to you with the greatest of pleasure. Why, I have been looking for you everywhere in order to get your opinion of the statue ere its unveiling. Come, follow me i {Esiii arm in arm.) BND OF ACT IIL S4 — ACT IV. Opeji place m Dings da. Street background. In the center is a pedestal enclosed by curtains. On this pedestal stands Schmitt, without beard, and his face well powdered. He is attired 171 a white costume, holding hi his right hand a large spoon. Sevenshoe is lean- ing against the pedestal and is smil- ing. Pletzer holds the curtain of tent apart so that the audience gets a view of the iyiterior. Pletzer and C Keefe gaze upon the statue in amazement. PivETZER. Donner und blitzen, what a fine likeness of our hero Schmitt ! Skvknshoe. {Makes a complimentary bow). Pletzer. Especially the right leg and arm* His face is also very good. — 55 — Sevenshoe. {Seniles and holds his handker- chief before his J ace ^ O'Kekfk. {Looks wildly at the statue.) Pi^ETZER. But what a peculiar costume you gave him ! I'm sure you don't call that dress a soldier's uniform ? Sevenshoe. Most assuredly ! That is the uniform of the soldiers of the Stranger Legion — all white on account of the severe heat in Africa, Pletzer. Remarkable ! Why, the costume looks for all the word like the dress of a serv- ant — white coat, white pants, white apron, white cap. And what a peculiar weapon he holds in his hand ! Why, it looks more like a frying-pan than like a yatagan. Sevenshoe. Indeed it does, for the African weapons have a very striking resemblance to our kitchen utensils. But, My Lord, I would be pleased to ascertain whether you are satisfied with my efforts. PivETZER. I am perfectly pleased with the statue, and herewith congratulate you. {Shakes his hand) At the dinner to be given at the town hall I will express my feeling in more appropri- - 56 - ate words. I must now hasten to put on another coat and tie before the unveiling begins. Good bye! Come along, O'Keefe. O'Keefe. {Stares at the statue). Pletzer. Don't you hear me, O'Keefe; you should follow me. (Angry.) O'KEEFii. {Gives the statue an enraged glance, ihc7i follozvs Pletzer hesitatingly) ScHMiTT. {After Pletzer ayid O'Keefe are off) O, God be praised that they are gone ! I could not have stood still much longer. That con- founded O'Keefe made me nervous. Shvenshoe. Well, make yourself comfort- able now, my dear Schmitt, and gain new strength and courage for the unveiling, so that you will not make a botch of the whole affair. ScuMiTr. I'll promise that I'll do my very best, and if the affair does not last too long my services will be gratis. Sevenshoe. Adieu, noble 'work of art." We shall soon meet again. Farewell until the unveiling. {Closes the curtai?i and advances toward the hotel, but 7S intercepted by Aloys). - 57 — Aloys. Ah, did I find you at last ; tell me immediately : What did you do with Schmitt ? Sevenshoe. {Smiting) I petrified him ; that is, turned him into marble. Aloys. Leave your jokes aside, Sevenshoe. I must know where my friend Schmitt is at once, or else I will reveal all I know ! Sevenshoe. {After some hesitmicy) Well, if you insist upon seeing him then follow me. Takes Aloys behi)id the curtain. Schmitt is standing motio7iless on the pedes- tal as doth enter. Aloys. {Shrieks, then calls to Schmitt) Well, well, so he has hidden you here ! ScHMiTT. And is not the attitude I am re- quested to assume a peculiar one ? Aloys. Well. I should say so. I am positive the people will detect this is not a monument. Shvenshoe. Oh, no, my dear Aloys ; my statue has already stood a severe test ; your father nearly went into ecstacy on beholding my wonderful statue. Aloys. {Shakes his head doubtfully) -58- Skvenshoe. ( With kindness to Aloys) ''The moment decides over the life of man and over his aptness," says Goethe. Reflect upon the truth of this inspired enunciation, and make it the rule of all your undertakings. Dear Aloys, my fate rests in your hands. Solicit for me the pardon of your father for my fraudulent trick, and you shall have the |^2,ooo reward which the state offers to the person who will cause the apprehension and arrest of this criminal and murderer. {Poijits to Schmitt.) ScHMiTT. {From pedestal) Don't do it, dearest Aloys ; don't do it ! Skvenshok. Do not listen to the pleadings of this lifeless statue ; it is a mere humbug. Schmitt. Don't let me hear any more of your insulting remarks, Mr. Sevenshore, or else this lifeless statue will give you a sample of its strength. {Makes Jists.) Skvenshoe. You have nothing to say, you good-for nothing rascal ; you murderer ; you — Schmitt. {Very angry) Now, that's just enough ! — 59^ {Smith throws the spoon or pan aside ; jwnps from the pedestal and fights with Sevenshoe. Aloys tries to part them. Schmitt gives a sudden scream and runs in the back- ground. AtOYS AND Sevenshoe. What's the matter ? Schmitt. {Hold his nose) Oh, I got a severe blow on my nose I See how it is bleeding ! {Weeps). Sevenshoe. {Excited) Oh, this is fateful ! I have destroyed my own work of art ( Voices are heard without). Aloys. List ! That is my father's voice 1 I must hide myself. Help yourself as well as you <:an. {Exit in back of scene). {Pletser enters. Sevenshoe stands at the entrance of the tent holding the cur- tain so that Pletzer cannot see the supposed statue). Pletzer. In a few moments the unveiling will begin. Mr. Sevenshoe you will stand be- side the statue, so that the people may also be- _6o — hold the artist. Now I will deliver my address. When I say in fiery tones : "Behold our hero Schmitt," you will let the curtain drop, and the people will shout and hail. Sevenshoe. Very welly my lord, all is ready* You may begin your address. ( The tow7i clock chimes 12. Part of Or- chestra comes on stage and plays. People come from all sides. O'Keefe and other officers are busy keepiyig back the crowd) . PivETZER. {Standing on a box, searches all his pockets) My goodness, I've lost my address. O'Keefe, O'Keefe you speak ; I am all confused. O'Keefe. Three cheers for Lord Pletzer, our burgomaster. Hurrah ! Hurrah !! Hurrah !!f {All cheer. Musicians cheer ; no music). ( The statue is unveiled. Schmitt again poses 071 the pedestal, but his back turned toward the audience. Cheer- ing is heard from all sides. Plet- zer and O'Keefe are co7ifou7id ed and are scaring at Schmitt who holds his handker- chief before his nose. - 6i - PlvETZER. {^After some deliberation) Why, how is this. Mr. Sevenshoe ? Before, as you showed us the statue, its face looked toward the east, and now it is looking west. Sevenshoe. {Smiling) Why, Lord Pletzer, that is a secret joke of mine. I have, namely, arranged a turn table on the pedestal so that the statue can be turned at pleasure. Pletzer. Ha, ha, ha ! That's very practical indeed. 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