M I MB SHAKESPEARE As put forth in 1623. A REPRINT OF Mr. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARES COMEDIES, HISTORIES, & TRAGEDIES. Publifhed according to the True Original! Copies. L ^CD ^C Printed by Isaac laggard, and Ed. Blount, 1623 and Re-Printed for Lionel Booth, 307 Regent Street. 1864. rf ' w& LONDON: Printed by J. Strangeways and #. £. Walden, 28 Caftle Street, Leicefter Square. To the Reader. This Figure, that thou here feeft put, It was for gentle Shakefpeare cut ; Wherein the Grauer had a ftrife with Nature, to out-doo the life : O, could he but haue drawne his wit As well in brafle, as he hath hit His face ; the Print would then furpafle All, that was euer writ in brafle. But, fince he cannot, Reader, looke Not on his Pi£hire, but his Booke. B.I. Mr.WILLIAM SHAKESPEARES COMEDIES, HISTORIES, & TRAGEDIES. Published according to the True Originall Copies. L &Q T> 3Q Printed by Ifaac laggard, and Ed. Blount. 1623. TO THE MOST NOBLE And INCOMPARABLE PAIRE OF BRETHREN. VV I L L I A M Earle of Pembroke, &c. Lord Chamberlaine to the Kjngs moft 'Excellent SVLaiefly. AND Philip Earle of Montgomery, &c. Gentleman of his Maiefties Bed-Chamber. Both Knights ofthemoft Noble Order of the Garter, and our Angular good LORDS. Right Honourable, Hilft We Jludie to be than\ful in our particular , for the many fauors We haue receiued from your L . L We are falne vpon the ill fortune , to mingle two the mojl diuerfe things that can bee , feare , &&'!$&&%!%&IL and rajhnejfe; rajhnejfe in the enter prize , and feare of the fucceffe. . For, when We valeW the places your H.H. fuftaine, We cannot but \noW their dignity greater , then to defend to the reading of thefe trifles : and, yphile We name them trifles, We haue depriud our -flues of the defence of our 'Dedication. But f nee your L.L. haue beene pleas' d to thin\e thefe trifles fome -thing , heereto- fore ; and haue profequuted both them, and their aAuthour liuing, y^ithfo much fauour: We hope, that {they out -liuing him, and he not hauing the fate, common with fome, to be exequutor to his oWne Wri- tings ) you will vfe the like indulgence toward them , you haue done rinkes. Sings. The Mafler, the Swabber, the Boate-Jwaine <£f /; The Gunner, and his (JbLate Loud Mall, Meg, and elM~arrian, and zMargerie, But none of -us car d for Kate. For jhe had a tongue with a tang , Would cry to a Sailor goe hang : She lou'd not the fauour of Tar nor of Pitch, Yet a Tailor might f cratch her where ere Jhe did itch. Then to Sea Boyes, and let her goe hang. This is a fcuruy tune too : But here's my comfort. drinks. Cal. Doe not torment me: oh. Ste. What's the matter? Haue we diuelshere? Doe you put trickes vpon's with Saluages, and Men of Inde? ha? I haue not fcap'd drowning, to be afeard now of your foure legges : for it hath bin faid ; as pro- per a man as euer went on foure legs, cannot make him giue ground : and it lhall be faid ib againe, while Ste- phano breathes at' noftrils. Cal. The Spirit torments me ; oh. Ste. This is fome Monfter of the Ifle, with foure legs ; who hath got (as 1 take it) an Ague : where the diuell ihould he learne our language ? I will giue him fome re- liefe if it be but for that : if I can recouer him, and keepe him tame , and get to Naples with him, he's a Pre- fent for any Emperour that euer trod on Neates-lea- ther. Cal. Doe not torment me 'prethee : I'le bring my wood home fafter. Ste. He's in his fit now; and doe's not talke after the wifeft ; hee mail tafte of my Bottle : if hee haue neuer drunke wine afore, it will goe neere to remoue his Fit : if I can recouer him, and keepe him tame, I will not take too much for him ; hee fhall pay for him that hath him, and that foundly. Cal. Thou do'ft me yet but little hurt; thou wilt a- non, I know it by thy trembling : Now Projper workes vpon thee. . Ste. Come on your wayes : open your mouth : here is that which will giue language to you Cat ; open your mouth ; this will fhake your ihaking, I can tell you, and that foundly .• you cannot tell who's your friend ; open your chaps againe. Tri. I fliould know that voyce: It fliould be, The Tempeji. But hee is dround ; and thefe are diuels; O de- fend me. Ste. Foure legges and two voyces ; a moft delicate Monfter : his forward voyce now is to fpeake well of his friend ; his backward voice, is to vtter foule fpeeches, and to detracl: : if all the wine in my bottle will recouer him, I will helpe his Ague : Come : Amen, I will poure fome in thy other mouth. Tri. Stefbano. Ste. Doth thy other mouth call me ? Mercy, mercy : This is a diuell, and no Monfter : I will leaue him , I haue no long Spoone. Tri. Stephana : if thou beeft Stefbano, touch me, and fpeake to me : for I am Trinculo ; be not afeard, thy good friend Trinculo, Ste. If thou bee'ft Trinculo : come foorth : Tie pull thee by the leffer legges: if any be Trinculo 's legges, thefe are they: Thou art very Trinculo indeede : how cam'ft thou to be the fiege of this Moone-calfe ? Can he vent Trinculo' 's ? Tri. I tooke him to be kil'd with a thunder-ftrok ; but art thou not dround Stefbano : I hope now thou art not dround : Is the Storme ouer-blowne 2 I hid mee vnder the dead Moone-Calfes Gaberdine, for feare of the Storme: And art thou liuing Stephana? O Stephana, two Neapolitans fcap'd ? Ste. 'Prethee doe not turne me about, my ftomacke is not conftant. Cal. Thefe be fine things, and if they be not fprights: that's a braue God, and beares Celeftiall liquor : I will kneele to him. Ste. How did'ft thou fcape ? How cam'ft thou hither ? Sweare by this Bottle how thou cam'ft hither : I efcap'd vpon a But of Sacke, which the Saylors heaued o're- boord, by this Bottle which I made of the barke of a Tree, with mine owne hands, fince I was caft a'- ihore. Cal. I'le fweare vpon that Bottle, to be thy true fub- ie<3, for the liquor is not earthly. St. Heere : fweare then how thou efcap'dft. Tri. Sworn alhore (man) like a Ducke : I can fwim like a Ducke i'le be fworne. Ste. Here, kiffe the Booke. Though thou canft fwim like a Ducke, thou art made like a Goofe. Tri. O Stephana, ha'ft any more of this f Ste. The whole But (man) my Cellar is in a rocke by th'fea-fide, where my Wine is hid : How now Moone-Calfe, how do's thine Ague ? Cal. Ha'ft thou not dropt from heauen ? Ste. Out o'th Moone I doe affure thee. I was the Man ith' Moone, when time was. Cal. I haue feene thee in her : and I doe adore thee : My Miftris ftiew'd me thee, and thy Dog, and thy Bum. Ste. Come, fweare to that : kiffe the Booke : I will furniih it anon with new Contents." Sweare. Tri. By this good light, this is a very mallow Mon- fter : I afeard of him ? a very weake Monfter : The Man ith' Moone ? A moft poore cieadulous Monfter : Well drawne Monfter, in good (both. Cal. He ihew thee euery fertill ynch 'oth Ifland : and I will kifle thy foote : I prethee be my god. Tri. By this light, a moft perfidious, and drunken Monfter, when's god's a fleepe he'll rob his Bottle. Cal. He kiffe thy foot. He fweare my felfe thy Subieft. Ste. Come on then : downe and fweare. Tri. I mail laugh my felfe to death at this puppi-hea- ded Monfter : a moft fcuruie Monfter : I could finde in my heart to beate him. Ste. Come, kiffe. Tri. But that the poore Monfter's in drinke: An abhominable Monfter. Qal. I'le ihew thee the beft Springs : I'le plucke thee Berries : I'le fifli for thee ; and get thee wood enough. A plague vpon the Tyrant that I ferue ; I'le beare him no more Stickes, but follow thee, thou wondrous man. Tri. A moft rediculous Monfter, to make a wonder of a poore drunkard. Cal. I 'prethee let me bring thee where Crabs grow; and I with my long nayles will digge thee pig-nuts ; mow thee a Iayes neft, and inftruft thee how to fnare the .nimble Marmazet: I'le bring thee to cluftring Philbirts, and fometimes I'le get thee young Scamels from the Rocke : Wilt thou goe with me ? Ste. I pre'thee now lead the way without any more talking. Trinculo, the King, and all our company elfe being dround, wee will inherit here: Here; beare my Bottle ; Fellow Trinculo ; we'll fill him by and by a- gaine. Caliban Sings drunkenly. Farewell Mafterj farewell, farewell. Tri. A howling Monfter: a drunken Monfter. Cal. No more dams Tie make for fjh, Nor fetch in f ring, at requiring, Nor jc rape trenchering, nor ivajh a'ijb, 'Ban' ban Qacalyban Has a neiv Majler,get a new Man. Freedome, high-day, high-day freedome, freedome high- day, freedome. Ste. O braue Monfter ; lead the way. Exeunt. ABus Tertius. Scoena ^rima. Enter Ferdinand (bearing a Log.) Fer. There be fome Sports are painfull ; & their labor Delight in them fet off: Some kindes of bafenefle Are nobly vndergon ; and moft poore matters Point to rich ends : this my meane Taske Would be as heauy to me, as odious, but The Miftris which I ferue, quickens what's dead, And makes my labours, pleafures: O She is Ten times more gentle, then her Father's crabbed ; And he's compos'd of harftineffe. I muft remoue Some thoufands of thefe Logs, and pile them vp, Vpon a fore iniunftion ; my fweet Miftris Weepes when me fees me worke, & faies, fuch bafenes Had neuer like Executor : I forget : But thefe fweet thoughts, doe euen refreih my labours, Moft bufie left, when I doe it. Enter Miranda . Sir Protheui : 'faue you : faw you my Mafter ? Pro. But now he parted hence to embarque for Millain. Sp. Twenty to one then, he is fhip'd already, And I haue plaid the Sheepe in loofing him. Pro. Indeede a Sheepe doth very often ftray, And if the Shepheard be awhile away. Sp. You conclude that my Mafter is a Shepheard then, and I Sheepe i Pro. I doe. Sp. Why then my homes are his homes, whether I wake or fleepe. Pro. A filly anfwere, and fitting well a Sheepe. Sp. This proues me ftill a Sheepe. Pro. True : and thy Mafter a Shepheard. Sp. Nay, that I can deny by a circumftance. Pro. It fhall goe hard but ile proue it by another. Sp. The Shepheard feekes the Sheepe, and not the Sheepe the Shepheard ; but I feeke my Mafter, and my Mafter feekes not me : therefore I am no Sheepe. Pro. The Sheepe for fodder follow the Shepheard, the Shepheard for foode followes not the Sheepe : thou for wages follower!: thy Mafter, thy Mafter for wages followes not thee : therefore thou art a Sheepe. Sp. Such another proofe will make me cry baa. Pro. But do'ft thou heare : gau'ft thou my Letter to Iulia ? Sp. I The two (gentlemen ofV* erona. Sp. I Sir : I (a loft-Mutton) gaue your Letter to her (a lac'd-Mutton) and (he (a lac'd-Mutton) gaue mee (a loft-Mutton) nothing for my labour. Pro. Here's too fmall a Pafture for fuch ftore of Muttons. ^>. If the ground be ouer-charg'd, you were beft fticke her. Pro. Nay, in that you are aftray : 'twere beft pound you. Sp. Nay Sir, leffe then a pound (hall ferue me for car- rying your Letter. Pro. You miftake ; I meane the pound, a Pinfold. Sp. From a pound to a pin ? fold it ouer and ouer, 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your louer Pro. But what faid fhe ? Sp. I. Pro. Nod-I, why that's noddy. Sp. You miftooke Sir : I fay fhe did nod ; And you aske me if fhe did nod, and I fay I. Pro. And that fet together is noddy. ^>. Now you haue taken the paines to fet it toge- ther, take it for your paines. Pro. No, no, you fhall haue it for bearing the letter. Sp. Well, I perceiue I muft be faine to beare with you. Pro. Why Sir, how doe you beare with me ? Sp. Marry Sir, the letter very orderly, Hauing nothing but the word noddy for my paines. Pro. Befhrew me, but you haue a quicke wit. Sp. And yet it cannot ouer-take your flow purfe. Pro. Come, come, open the matter in briefe ; what faid me. Sp. Open your purfe, that the money, and the matter may be both at once deliuered. Pro. Well Sir : here is for your paines : what faid fhe ? Sp. Truely Sir, I thinke you'll hardly win her. Pro. Why ? could'ft thou perceiue fo much from her ? Sp. Sir, I could perceiue nothing at all from her ; No, not fo much as a ducket for deliuering your letter : And being fo hard to me, that brought your minde ; I feare fhe'll proue as hard to you in telling your minde. Giue her no token but ftones, for fhe's as hard as fteele. Pro. What faid fhe, nothing ? Sp. No, not fo much as take this for thy pains : (me ; To teftifie your bounty, I thank you, you haue ceftern'd In requital whereof, henceforth, carry your letters your felfe ; And fo Sir, I'le commend you to my Mafter. Pro. Go, go, be gone, to faue your Ship from wrack, Which cannot perifh hauing thee aboarde, Being deftin'd to a drier death on fhore ; I muft goe fend fome better MefTenger, I feare my Iulia would not daigne my lines, Receiuing them from fuch a worthleffe poft. Exit. Sccena Secunda Enter Iulia and Lucetta. Iul. But fay Lucetta (now we are alone) Would'ft thou then counfaile me to fall in loue? Luc. I Madam, fo you ftumble not vnheedfully. Iul. Of all the faire refort of Gentlemen, That euery day with par'le encounter me, In thy opinion which is worthieft loue ? Lu. Pleafe you repeat their names, ile fhew my minde, According to my fhallow fimple skill. lu. What thinkft thou of the faire fir Eglamoure ? Lu. As of a Knight, well-fpoken, neat, and fine ; But were I you, he neuer fhould be mine. Iu. What think'ft thou of the rich cMercatlo f Lu. Well of his wealth ; but of himfelfe, fo, fo. Iu. What think'ft thou of the gentle Protheui! Lu. Lord, Lord : to fee what folly raignes in vs. Iu. How now ? what meanes this paffion at his name ? Lu. Pardon deare Madam, 'tis a paffing fhame, That I (vnworthy body as I am) Should cenfure thus on louely Gentlemen. Iu. Why not on Protbeui, as of all the reft r Lu. Then thus : of many good, I thinke him beft. Iul. Your reafon ? Lu. I haue no other but a womans reafon : I thinke him fo, becaufe I thinke him fo. Iul. And would'ft thou haue me caft my loue on him ? Lu. I : if you thought your loue not caft away. Iul. Why he, of all the reft, hath neuer mou'd me. Lu. Yet he, of all the reft, I thinke beft loues ye. Iul. His little fpeaking, fhewes his loue but fmall. Lu. Fire that's clofeft kept, burnes moft of all. Iul. They doe not loue, that doe not fhew their loue. Lu. Oh, they loue leaft, that let men know their loue. Iul. I would I knew his minde. Lu. Perufe this paper Madam. Iul. To Iulia : fay, from whom ? Lu. That the Contents will fhew. Iul. Say, fay : who gaue it thee ? Lu. Sir Valentines page : & fent I think from Protheiu; He would haue giuen it you, but I being in the way, Did in your name receiue it : pardon the fault I pray. Iul. Now (by my modefty) a goodly Broker : Dare you prefume to harbour wanton lines ? To whifper, and confpire againft my youth ? Now truft me, 'tis an office of great worth, And you an officer fit for the place : There : take the paper : fee it be return'd, Or elfe returne no more into my fight. Lu. To plead for loue, deferues more fee, then hate. Iul. Will ye be gon ? Lu. That you may ruminate. Exit. Iul. And yet I would I had ore-look'd the Letter ; It were a fhame to call her backe againe, And pray her to a fault, for which I chid her. What 'foole is fhe, that knowes I am a Maid, And would not force the letter to my view i Since Maides, in modefty, fay no, to that, Which they would haue the profferer conftrue, I. Fie, fie ; how way- ward is this foolifh loue ; That (like a teftie Babe) will fcratch the Nurfe, And prefently, all humbled kiffe the Rod ? How churlifhly, I chid Lucetta hence, When willingly, I would haue had her here ? How angerly I taught my brow to frowne, When inward ioy enforc'd my heart to fmile ? My pennance is, to call Lucetta backe And aske remiffion, for my folly paft. What hoe : Lucetta. Lu. What would your Ladifhip ? Iul. Is't neere dinner time ? Lu. I would it were, That you might kill your ftomacke on your meat, And 22 The two (jentlemen of Verona. And not vpon your Maid. Iu. What is't that you Tooke vp fo gingerly ? Lu. Nothing. Iu. Why didft thou ftoope then ? Lu. To take a paper vp, that I let fall. Jul. And is that paper nothing ? Lu. Nothing concerning me. Iu/. Then let it lye, for thofe that it concernes. Lu. Madam, it will not lye where it concernes, Vnleffe it haue a falfe Interpreter. lul. Some loue of yours, hath writ to you in Rime. Lu. That I might fing it fMadam) to a tune : Giue me a Note, your Ladifhip can fet lul. As little by fuch toyes, as may be pomble : Belt fing it to the tune of Light 0, Loue. Lu. It is too heauy for fo light a tune. Iu. Heauy ? belike it hath fome burden then ? Lu. I : and melodious were it, would you fing it, Iu. And why not you ? Lu. I cannot reach fo high. Iu. Let's fee your Song : How now Minion ? Lu. Keepe tune there ftill ; fo you will fing it out : And yet me thinkes I do not like this tune. Iu. You doe not ? Lu. No fMadam) tis too fharpe. Iu. You (Minion) are too faucie. Lu. Nay, now you are too flat ; And marre the concord, with too harm a defcant : There wanteth but a Meane to fill your Song. Iu. The meane is dround with you vnruly bafe. Lu. Indeede I bid the bafe for Protheui. Iu. This babble fhall not henceforth trouble me ; Here is a coile with proteftation : Goe, get you gone : and let the papers lye ; You would be fingring them, to anger me. Lu. She makes it ftrage, but fhe would be beft pleas'd To be fo angred with another Letter. Iu. Nay, would I were fo angred with the fame : Oh hatefull hands, to teare fuch louing words ; Iniurious Wafpes, to feede on fuch fweet hony, And kill the Bees that yeelde it, with your flings ; He kiffe each feuerall paper, for amends : Looke, here is writ, kinde Iulia : vnkinde Iulia, As in reuenge of thy ingratitude, I throw thy name againft the bruzing-ftones, Trampling contemptuoufly on thy difdaine. And here is writ, Loue ivoundcd Protheui. Poore wounded name : my bofome, as a bed, Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd ; And thus I fearch it with a foueraigne kiffe. But twice, or thrice, was Protheui written downe : Be calme (good winde) blow not a word away, Till I haue found each letter, in the Letter, Except mine own name : That, fome whirle-winde beare Vnto a ragged, fearefull, hanging Rocke, And throw it thence into the raging Sea. Loe, here in one line is his name twice writ: Poore forlome Protheui, pajfionate Protheui : To the fweet Iulia : that ile teare away : And yet I will not, fith fo prettily He couples it, to his complaining Names 5 Thus will I fold them, one vpon another ; Now kiffe, embrace, contend, doe what you will. Lu. Madam : dinner is ready : and your father ftaies. Iu. Well, let vs goe. Lu. What, fhall thefe papers lye, like Tel-tales here ? Iu. If you refpeon Antonio, your Countriman ? Val. I, my good Lord, I know the Gentleman To be of worth, and worthy eftimation, And not without defert fo well reputed. Duk. Hath he not a Sonne ? Val. I, my good Lord, a Son, that well deferues The honor, and regard of fuch a father. Duk. Vou know him well f Val. I knew him as my felfe : for from our Infancie We haue conuerft, and fpent our howres together, And though my felfe haue beene an idle Trewant, Omitting the fweet benefit of time To cloath mine age with Angel-like perfection: Yet hath Sir Protbew (for that's his name) Made vfe, and faire aduantage of his daies : His yeares but yong, but his experience old : His head vn-mel lowed, but his Iudgement ripe ; And in a word (for far behinde his worth Comes all the praifes that I now beftow.) C He 26 The tVoo (gentlemen of Verona. He is compleat in feature, and in minde, With all good grace, to grace a Gentleman. T>uk. Befhrew me fir, but it" he make this good He is as worthy for an EmpreiTe loue, As meet to be an Emperors Councellor : Well, Sir : this Gentleman is come to me With Commendation from great Potentates, And heere he meanes to fpend his time a while, I thinke 'tis no vn-welcome newes to you. Val. Should I haue wifli'd a thing, it had beene he. Duk. Welcome him then according to his worth : Siluia, I fpeake to you, and you Sir Thurio , For Valentine, I need not cite him to it, I will fend him hither to you prefently. Val. This is the Gentleman I told your Ladi/hip Had come along with me, but that his MiftrefTe Did hold his eyes, lockt in her Chriftall lookes. SI. Be-like that now ihe hath enfranchis'd them Vpon fome other pawne for fealty. Val. Nay fure, I thinke fhe holds them prifoners ftil. SI. Nay then he fhould be blind, and being blind How could he fee his way to feeke out you ? Val. Why Lady, Loue hath twenty paire of eyes. Thur. They fay that Loue hath not an eye at all. Val. To fee fuch Louers, Thurio, as your felfe, Vpon a homely obiedt, Loue can winke. Sil. Haue done, haue done : here comesy gentleman. Val. Welcome, deer Protheui : Miftris, I befeech you Confirme his welcome, with fome fpeciall fauor. Sil. His worth is warrant for his welcome hether, If this be he you oft haue wifiYd to heare from. Val. Miftris, it is : fweet Lady, entertaine him To be my fellow-feruant to your Ladi/hip. Sil. Too low a Miftres for fo high a feruant. Pro. Not fo, fweet Lady, but too meane a feruant To haue a looke of fuch a worthy a MiftrefTe. Val. Leaue off difcourfe of difabilitie : Sweet Lady, entertaine him for your Seruant. Pro. My dutie will I boaft of, nothing elfe. Sil. And dutie neuer yet did want his meed. Seruant, you are welcome to a worthlefle MiftrefTe. Pro. He die on him that faies fo but your felfe. SI. That you are welcome r Pro. That you are worthleffe. (y ou - Thur. Madam, my Lord your father wold fpeak with Sil. I wait vpon his pleafure : Come Sir Thurio, Goe with me : once more, new Seruant welcome; He leaue you to confer of home affaires, When you haue done, we looke too heare from you. Pro. Wee'Il both attend vpon your Ladifhip. Val. Now tell me : how do al from whence you came ? Pro. Your frends are wel, & haue the much comended. Val. And how doe yours f Pro. I left them all in health. Val. How does your Lady ? & how thriues your loue ? Pro. My tales of Loue were wont to weary you, I know you ioy not in a Loue-difcourfe. Val. I Protheui, but that life is alter'd now, I haue done pennance for contemning Loue, Whofe high emperious thoughts haue punifh'd me With bitter fafts, with penitential] grones, With nightly teares, and daily hart-fore fighes, For in reuenge of my contempt of loue, Loue hath chas'd fleepe from my enthralled eyes, And made them watchers of mine owne hearts forrow. O gentle Protheui, Loue's a mighty Lord, And hath fo humbled me, as I confefTe There is no woe to his correction , Nor to his Seruice , no fuch ioy on earth : Now, no difcourfe, except it be of loue : Now can I breake my faft, dine, fup, and fleepe, Vpon the very naked name of Loue. Pro. Enough ; I read your fortune in your eye : Was this the Idoll, that you worfhip fo ? Val. Euen She ; and is fhe not a heauenly Saint ? Pro. No ; But fhe is an earthly Paragon. Val. Call her diuine. Pro. I will not flatter her. Val. O flatter me : for Loue delights in praifes. Pro. When I was fick, you gaue me bitter pils, And I muft minifter the like to you. Val. Then fpeake the truth by her ; if not diuine, Yet let her be a principalitie, Soueraigne to all the Creatures on the earth. Pro. Except my MiftrefTe. Val. Sweet : except not any, Except thou wilt except againft my Loue. Pro. Haue I not reafon to prefer mine owne? Val. And I will help thee to prefer her to : Shee fhall be dignified with this high honour, To beare my Ladies traine, left the bafe earth Should from her vefture chance to fteale a kifTe, And of fo great a fauor growing proud, Difdaine to roote the Sommer-fwelling flowre, And make rough winter euerlaftingly. Pro. Why Valentine, what Bragadifme is this ? Val. Pardon me {Protheui) all I can is nothing, To her, whofe worth, make other worthies nothing ; Shee is alone. Pro. Then let her alone. Val. Not for the world : why man, fhe is mine owne, And I as rich in hauing fuch a Iewell As twenty Seas, if all their fand were pearle, The water, Nectar, and the Rocks pure gold. Forgiue me that I doe not dreame on thee, Becaufe thou feed me doate vpon my loue : My foolifh Riuall that her Father likes (Onely for his pofTefTions are fo huge) Is gone with her along, and I muft after, For Loue (thou know'ft is full of iealoufie.^) Pro. But fhe loues you ? (howre, Val. I, and we are betroathd : nay more, our mariage With all the cunning manner of our flight Determin'd of : how I muft climbe her window, The Ladder made of Cords, and all the means Plotted, and 'greed on for my happinefie. Good Protheui goe with me to my chamber, In thefe affaires to aid me with thy counfaile. Pro. Goe on before : I fhall enquire you forth: I muft vnto the Road, to dif-embarque Some neceffaries, that I needs muft vfe, And then He prefently attend you. Val. Will you make hafte ? Exit. Pro. I will. Euen as one heate, another heate expels, Or as one naile, by ftrength driues out another. So the remembrance of my former Loue Is by a newer obiect quite forgotten , It is mine, or Vale, pran Her true perfection, or my falfe tranfgrefTion i That makes me reafonleffe, to reafon thus ? Shee is faire : and fo is Mia that I loue, (That The t*9po (gentlemen ofVe 27 ("That I did loue, for now my loue is thaw'd, Which like a waxen Image 'gainft a fire Beares no impreffion of the thing it was.) Me thinkes my zeale to Valentine is cold , And that I loue him not as I was wont: O, but I loue his Lady too-too much , And that's the reafon 1 loue him fo little. How fliall I doate on her with more aduice, That thus without aduice begin to loue her? "Tis but her picture I haue yet beheld, And that hath dazel'd my reafons light: But when I looke on her perfections, There is no reafon, but I fliall be blinde. If I can checke my erring loue, I will, If not, to compafle her lie vfe my skill. Scena Quinta. Enter Speed and Launce. Speed. Launce, by mine honefty welcome to Padua. Laun. Forfweare not thy felfe, fweet youth, for I am not welcome. I reckon this alwaies, that a man is neuer vndon till hee be hang'd, nor neuer welcome to a place, till fome certaine fliot be paid, and the Hofteffe fay wel- come. Speed. Come-on you mad-cap : He to the Ale-houfe with you prefently ; where, for one fliot of fiue pence , thou malt haue fiue thoufand welcomes : But firha, how did thy Mafter part with Madam Iutia ? Lau. Marry after they cloas'd in earneft, they parted very fairely in ieft. Spee. But fliall flie marry him ? Lau. No. Spee. How then ? fliall he marry her ? Lau. No, neither. Spee. What, are they broken ? Lau. No ; they are both as whole as a fifli. Spee. Why then, how ftands the matter with them ? Lau. Marry thus , when it ftands well with him , it ftands well with her. Spee. What an afie art thou, I vnderftand thee not. Lau. What a blocke art thou, that thou canft not ? My ftaffe vnderftands me ? Spee. What thou faift? Lau. I, and what I do too : looke thee, He but leane, and my ftaffe vnderftands me. Spee. It ftands vnder thee indeed. Lau. Why, ftand-vnder: and vnder-ftand is all one. Spee. But tell me true, wil't be a match ? Lau. Aske my dogge, if he fay I, it will : if hee fay no , it will : if hee fliake his taile, and fay nothing , it will. Spee. The conclufion is then, that it will. Lau. Thou flialt neuer get fuch a fecret from me, but by a parable. Spee. 'Tis well that I get it fo : but Launce, how faift thou that that my mafter is become a notable Louer ? Lau. I neuer knew him otherwife. Spee. Then how ? Lau. A notable Lubber : as thou reporter!: him to bee. Spee. Why, thou whorfon Affe, thou miftak'ft me, Lau. Why Foole , I meant not thee , I meant thy Mafter. Spee. I tell thee, my Mafter is become a hot Louer. Lau. Why, I tell thee, I care not, though hee burne himfelfe in Loue. If thou wilt goe with me to the Ale- houfe : if not, thou art an Hebrew, a lew, and not worth the name of a Chriftian. Spee. Why? Lau. Becaufe thou haft not fo much charity in thee as to goe to the Ale with a Chriftian ; Wilt thou goe ? Spee. At thy feruice. Exeunt. Sccena Sexta. Enter Protheusfolus. Pro. To leaue my Iulia; fliall I be forfworne? To loue faire Siluia; fliall I be forfworne ? To wrong my friend, I fliall be much forfworne. And ev'n that Powre which gaue me firft my oath Prouokes me to this three-fold periurie. Loue bad mee fweare, and Loue bids me for-fweare 5 fweet-fuggefting Loue, if thou haft fin'd, Teach me (thy tempted fubieft) to excufe it. At firft I did adore a twinkling Starre, But now I worfliip a celeftiall Sunne : Vn-heedfull vowes may heedfully be broken, And he wants wit, that wants refolued will, To learne his wit, t'exchange the bad for better; Fie, fie, vnreuerend tongue, to call her bad, Whofe foueraignty fo oft thou haft preferd , With twenty thoufand foule-confirming oathes. 1 cannot leaue to loue ; and yet I doe : But there I leaue to loue, where I fliould loue. Iulia I loofe, and Valentine I loofe, If I keepe them, I needs muft loofe my felfe: If I loofe them, thus finde I by their lofle, For Valentine, my felfe : for Iulia, Siluia. I to my felfe am deerer then a friend, For Loue is ftill moft precious in it felfe, And Siluia (witneffe heauen that made her faire) Shewes Iulia but a fwarthy Ethiope. I will forget that Iulia is aliue , Remembring that my Loue to her is dead. And Valentine He hold an Enemie , Ayming at Siluia as a fweeter friend. I cannot now proue conftant to my felfe, Without fome treachery vs'd to Valentine. This night he meaneth with a Corded-ladder To climbe celeftiall Siluia's chamber window, My felfe in counfaile his competitor. Now prefently He giue her father notice Of their difguifing and pretended flight : Who fall inrag'd) will banifti Valentine: For Tburio he intends fliall wed his daughter, But Valentine being gon, He quickely crofle By fome flie tricke, blunt Tburio's dull proceeding. Loue lend me wings, to make my purpofe fwift As thou haft lent me wit, to plot this drift. Exit. Cz The tvpo (jentlemen of Verona. Sccena feptima. Enter Iulia and Lucetta. Iul. Counfaile, Lucetta, gentle girle aflift me, And eu'n in kinde loue, I doe coniure thee, Who art the Table wherein all my thoughts Are vifibly Chara&er'd, and engrau'd, To leffon me, and tell me fome good meane How with my honour I may vnde take A Journey :o my louing Protheiu. Luc. Alas, the way is wearifom; and long. Iul. A true-deuoted Pilgrime is not weary To meafur. Kingdomes with his fteble fteps, Much leffe mail flie that hath Loues wings to flie, And when the flight is made to one fo deere, Of fuch diuine perfection as Sir Protheiu. Luc. Better forbeare, till Protheiu make returne. Iul: Oh, know'ft y not, his looks are my foules food ? Pitty the dearth that I haue pined in, By longing for that food fo long a time. Didft thou but know the inly touch of Loue , Thou wouldft as foone goe kindle fire with fnow As feeke to quench the fire of Loue with words. Luc. I doe not feeke to quench your Loues hot fire, But qualifie the fires extreame rage, Left it ihould burne aboue the bounds of reafon. Iul. The more thou dam'ft it vp, the more it burnes : The Current that with gentle murmure glides (Thou know'ft) being ftop'd, impatiently doth rage : But when his faire courfe is not hindered, He makes fweet muficke with th'enameld ftones, Giuing a gentle kifl'e to euery fedge He ouer-taketh in his pilgrimage. And fo by many winding nookes he ftraies With willing fport to the wilde Ocean. Then let me goe, and hinder not my courfe : lie be as patient as a gentle ftreame, And make a paftime of each weary ftep, Till the laft ftep haue brought me to my Loue, And there He reft, as after much turmoile A bleffed foule doth in Elmium. Luc. But in what habit will you goe along? Iul. Not like a woman, for I would preuent The loofe encounters of lafciuious men : Gentle Lucetta, fit me with fuch weedes As may befeeme fome well reputed Page. Luc. Why then your Ladifhip muft cut your haire. Iul. No girle, He knit it vp in filken firings, With twentie od-conceited true-loue knots : To be fantaftique, may become a youth Of greater time then I fhall fhew to be. (ches? Luc. What fafhion (MadamJ mall I make your bree- Iul. That fits as well, as tell me (good my Lord) What compaffe will you weare your Farthingale? Why eu'n what fafhion thou beft likes {Lucetta.) Luc. You muft needs haue the with a cod-peece (Ma- Iul. Out, out, {Lucetta) that wilbe illfauourd. (dam) Luc. A aund hofe (Madam) now's not worth a pin Vnleffe you haue a cod peece to feck pins on. Iul. Lucetta, as thou lou'ft me let me haue What thou think'ft meet, and is moft mannerly. But tell me (wench) how will the world repute me For vndertaking fo vnftaid a iourney ? I feare me it will make me fcandaliz'd. Luc. If you thinke fo, then ftay at home, and go not. Iul. Nay, that I will not. Luc. Then neuer dreame on Infamy, but go : If Prothem like your iourney, when you come, No matter who's difpleas'd, when you are gone : I feare me he will fcarce be pleas'd with all. Iul. That is the leaft {Lucetta) of my feare : A thoufand oathes, an Ocean of his teares, And inftances of infinite of Loue, Warrant me welcome to my Protheiu. Luc. All thefe are feruants to deceitfull men. Iul. Bale men, that vfe them to fo bafe effecT: ; But truer ftarres did gouerne Protheiu birth, His words are bonds, his oathes are oracles, His loue fincere, his thoughts immaculate, His teares, pure meffengers, fent from his heart, His heart, as far from fraud, as heauen from earth. Luc. Pray heau'n he proue fo when you come to him. Iul. Now, as thou lou'ft me, do him not that wrong, To beare a hard opinion of his truth; Onely deferue my loue, by louing him, And prefently goe with me to my chamber To take a note of what I ftand in need of, To furniih me vpon my longing iourney : All that is mine I leaue at thy difpofe, My goods, my Lands, my reputation , Onely, in lieu thereof, difpatch me hence : Come ; anfwere not : but to it prefently, I am impatient of my tarriance. Exeunt. Aclus Tertius, Scena 'Prima. Enter Duke, Thurio, Protheus, Valentine, Launce, Speed. Duke. Sir Thurio, giue vs leaue (I pray) a while, We haue fome fecrets to confer about. Now tell me Protheus, what's your will with trie? Pro. My gracious Lord, that which I wold difcouer, The Law of friendfhip bids me to conceale, But when I call to minde yonr gracious fauours Done to me (vndeferuing as I am) My dude pricks me on to vtter that Which elfe, no worldly good fhould draw from me: Know (worthy Prince) Sir Valentine my friend This night intends to fteale away your daughter: My felfe am one made priuy to the plot. I know you haue determin'd to beftow her On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates , And fhould me thus be ftolne away from you, It would be much vexation to your age. Thus (for my duties fake) I rather chofe To croffe my friend in his intended drift, Then (by concealing it) heap on your head A pack of forrowes, which would preffe you downe (Being vnpreuented ) to your timeleffe graue. T)uke. Protheus, I thank thee for thine honeft care, Which to requite, command me while I Hue. This loue of theirs, my felfe haue often feene , Haply when they haue iudg'd me faft afleepe, And oftentimes haue purpos'd to forbid The tvoo (gentlemen of Verona. 29 Sir Valentine her companie, and my Court. But fearing left my iealous ayme might erre, And fo (vnworthily) difgrace the man (A rafhneffe that I euer yet haue fhun'd) I gaue him gentle lookes, thereby to finde That which thy felfe haft now difclos'd to me. And that thou maift perceiue my feare of this, Knowing that tender youth is foone fuggefted, I nightly lodge her in an vpper Towre, The key whereof, my felfe haue euer kept : And thence me cannot be conuay'd away. Pro. Know (noble Lord) they haue deuis'd a meane How he her chamber-window will afcend, And with a Corded-ladder fetch her downe : For which, the youthfull Louer now is gone, And this way comes he with it prefently. Where (if it pleafe you) you may intercept him. But (good my Lord) doe it fo cunningly That my difcouery be not aimed at : For, loue of you, not hate vnto my friend, Hath made me publisher of this pretence. Duke. Vpon mine Honor, he mall neuer know That I had any light from thee of this. Pro. Adiew, my Lord, Sir Valentine is comming. Duk. Sir Valentine, whether away fo faft ? Val. Pleafe it your Grace, there is a Meffenger Thar ftayes to beare my Letters to my friends, And I am going to deliuer them. Duk. Be they of much import? Val. The tenure of them doth but fignifie My health, and happy being at your Court. T)uk. Nay then no matter : ftay with me a while, I am to breake with thee of fome affaires That touch me neere : wherein thou muft be fecret. 'Tis not vnknown to thee, that I haue fought To match my friend Sir Iburio, to my daughter. Val. I know it well (my Lord) and fure the Match Were rich and honourable : betides, the gentleman Is full of Vertue, Bounty, Worth, and Qualities Befeeming fuch a Wife, as your faire daughter : Cannot your Grace win her to fancie him ? Duk. No, truft me, She is peeuiih, Allien, froward, Prowd, difobedient, ftubborne, lacking duty, Neither regarding that (he is my childe, Nor fearing me, as if I were her father : And may I fay to thee, this pride of hers (Vpon aduice) hath drawne my loue from her, And where I thought the remnant of mine age Should haue beene cherifh'd by her child-like dutie, I now am full refolu'd to take a wife, And turne her out, to who will take her in : Then let her beauty be her wedding dowre: For me, and my poffeffions fhe efteemes not. Val. What would your Grace haue me to do in this ? T)uk. There is a Lady in Verona heere Whom I affect : but me is nice, and coy, And naught efteemes my aged eloquence. Now therefore would I haue thee to my Tutor (For long agone I haue forgot to court , Befides the fafhion of the time is chang'd) How, and which way I may beftow my felfe To be regarded in her fun-bright eye. Val. Win her with gifts, if fhe refpedl: not words, Dumbe Iewels often in their filent kinde More then quicke words, doe moue a womans minde. T)uk. But fhe did fcorne a prefent that I fent her, Val. A woman fomtime fcorns what beft cotents her. Send her another : neuer giue her ore, For fcorne at firft, makes after-loue the more. If me doe frowne, 'tis not in hate of you, But rather to beget more loue in you. If lhe doe chide, 'tis not to haue you gone, For why, the fooles are mad, if left alone. Take no repulfe, what euer me doth fay, For, get you gon, (he doth not meane away. Flatter, and praife, commend, extoll their graces : Though nere fo blacke, fay they haue Angells faces, That man that hath a tongue, I fay is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. Duk. But me I meane, is promis'd by her friends Vnto a youthfull Gentleman of worth, And kept feuerely from refort of men, That no man hath acceffe by day to her. Val. Why then 1 would refort to her by night. Duk. I, but the doores be lockt, and keyes kept fafe , That no man hath recourfe to her by night. Val. What letts but one may enter at her window? Duk. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, And built fo fheluing, that one cannot climbeit Without apparant hazard of his life. Val. Why then a Ladder quaintly made of Cords To caft vp, with a paire of anchoring hookes, Would ferue to fcale another Hero's towre, So bold Leander would aduenture it. Duk. Now as thou art a Gentleman of blood Aduife me, where I may haue fuch a Ladder. Val. When would you vfe it? pray fir, tell me that. Duk. This very night ; for Loue is like a childe That longs for euery thing that he can come by. Val. By feauen a clock, ile get you fuch a Ladder. Duk. But harke thee : I will goe to her alone, How fhall I beft conuey the Ladder thither? Val. It will be light (my Lord) that you may beare it Vnder a cloake, that is of any length. T>uk. A cloake as long as thine will ferue the turne ? Val. I my good Lord. Duk. Then let me fee thy cloake , Ile get me one of fuch another length. Val. Why any cloake will ferue the turn fmy LordJ Duk. How mail I fafhion me to weare a cloake ? I pray thee let me feele thy cloake vpon me. What Letter is this fame ? what's here ? to Siluia ? And heere an Engine fit for my proceeding, Ile be fo bold to breake the feale for once. oWy thoughts do harbour -with my Siluia nightly , Andjlaues they are to me, that fend themjlying. Oh, could their Mafter come, and goe as lightly, Himfelfe -would lodge, -where (fenceles) they are lying. o Cj-entlemen of Verona. Goe bafe Intruder, ouer-weening Slaue, Beftow thy fawning fmiles on equall mates, And thinke my patience, (more then thy defert) Is priuiledge for thy departure hence. Thanke me for this, more then for all the fauors Which (all too-much) I haue bellowed on thee. But if thou linger in my Territories Longer then fwifteft expedition Will giue thee time to leaue our royall Court, By heauen, my wrath fhall farre exceed the loue I euer bore my daughter, or thy felfe. Be gone, I will not heare thy vaine excufe, But as thou lou'ft thy life, make fpeed from hence. Val. And why not death, rather then liuing torment ? To die, is to be banifht from my felfe , And Siluia is my felfe : banifh'd from her Is felfe from felfe. A deadly banifhment : What light, is light, if Siluia be not feene? What ioy is ioy, if Siluia be not by ? Vnlefle it be to thinke that Hie is by And feed vpon the fhadow of perfeftion. Except I be by Siluia in the night, There is no muficke in the Nightingale. Vnlefle I looke on Siluia in the day, There is no day for me to looke vpon. Shee is my eflence, and I leaue to be; If I be not by her faire influence Fofter'd, illumin'd, cherifh'd, kept aliue. I flie not death, to flie his deadly doome, Tarry I heere, I but attend on death, But flie I hence, I flie away from life. Pro. Run (boy) run, run, and feeke him out. Lau. So-hough, Soa hough Pro. What feeft thou ? Lau. Him we goe to finde, There's not a haire on's head , but t'is a Valentine. Pro. Valentine ? Val. No. Pro. Who then ? his Spirit ? Val. Neither, Pro. What then ? Val. Nothing. Lau. Can nothing fpeake ? Mafter, fhall I ftrike ? Pro. Who wouldft thou ftrike ? Lau. Nothing. Pro.. Villaine, forbeare. Lau. Why Sir, He ftrike nothing : I pray you. Pro. Sirha, I fay forbeare : friend Valentine, a word. Val. My eares are ftopt, & cannot hear good newes, So much of bad already hath pofleft them. Pro. Then in dumbe filence will I bury mine, For they are harfh, vn-tuneable, and bad. Val. Is Siluia dead ? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine indeed, for facred Siluia, Hath (he forfworne me ? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, if Siluia haue forfworne me. What is your newes ? Lau. Sir, there is a proclamation, yyou are vanifhed. Pro. That thou art banifh'd : oh that's the newes, From hence, from Siluia, and from me thy friend. Val Oh, I haue fed vpon this woe already, And now excefle of it will make me furfet. Doth Siluia know that I am banifh'd ? Pro. I, I : and fhe hath offered to the doome (Which vn-reuerft ftands in effedluall force) A Sea of melting pearle, which fome call teares; Thofe at her fathers churlifh feete fhe tenderd, With them vpon her knees, her humble felfe, Wringing her har.Js, whofe whitenes fo became them, As if but now they waxed pale for woe : But neither bended knees, pure hands held vp, Sad lighes, deepe grones, nor filuer-fhedding teares Could penetrate her vncompaflionate Sire ; But Valentine, if he be tane, muft die. Befides, her interceflion chaf'd him fo , When fhe for thy repeale was fuppliant, That to clofe prifon he commanded her, With many bitter threats of biding there. Val. No more: vnles the next word that thou fpeak'ft Haue fome malignant power vpon my life : If fo : I pray thee breath it in mine eare, As ending Antheme of my endleffe dolor. Pro. Ceafe to lament for that thou canft not helpe, And ftudy helpe for that which thou lament'ft, Time is the Nurfe, and breeder of all good ; Here, if thou ftay, thou canft not fee thy loue : Befides, thy flaying will abridge thy life : Hope is a louers ftaffe, walke hence with that And manage it, againft defpairing thoughts : Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence, Which, being writ to me, fhall be deliuer'd Euen in the milke-white bofome of thy Loue. The time now femes not to expoftulate , Come, lie conuey thee through the City-gate. And ere I part with thee, confer at large Of all that may concerne thy Loue-affaires : As thou lou'ft Siluia (though not for thy felfe) Regard thy danger, and along with me. Val. I pray thee Launce, and if thou feeft my Boy Bid him make hafte, and meet me at the North-gate. Pro. Goe firha, finde him out : Come Valentine. Val. Oh my deere Siluia ; haplefle Valentine. Launce. I am but a foole, looke you , and yet I haue the wit to thinke my Mafter is a kinde of a knaue : but that's all one, if he be but one knaue : He Hues not now that knowes me to be in loue, yet I am in loue, but. a Teeme of horfe fhall not plucke that from me : nor who 'tis I loue : and yet 'tis a woman ; but what woman , I will not tell my felfe : and yet 'tis a Milke-maid : yet 'tis not a maid : for fhee hath, had Goflips : yet 'tis a maid , for fhe is her Mafters maid, and ferues for wages. Shee hath more qualities then a Water-Spaniell , which is much in a bare Chriftian : Heere is the Cate-log of her Condition. Inprimit. Shee can fetch and carry : why a horfe can doe no more ; nay, a horfe cannot fetch, but onely carry, therefore is fhee better then a lade. Item. She can milke, looke you, a fweet vertue in a maid with cleane hands. Speed. How now Signior Launce ? what newes with your Mafterfhip ? La. With my Mafterfhip ? why, it is at Sea : Sf. Well, your old vice ftill : miftake the word : what newes then in your paper? La. The black'ft newes that euer thou heard'ft. Sp. Why man ? how blacke ? La. Why, as blacke as Inke. Sp. Let me read them ? La. Fie on thee Iolt-head, thou canft not read. Sp. Thou lyeft : I can. La. I will try thee : tell me this; who begot thee ? Sp. Marry, . . . 30 The fppo (gentlemen of Verona. 3 1 Sp. Marry, the fon of my Grand-father. La. Oh illiterate loyterer ; it was the fonne of thy Grand-mother : this proues that thou canft not read. Sp. Come foole, come : try me in thy paper. La. There : and S. Nicholas be thy fpeed. Sp. Inprimis lhe can milke. La. I that lhe can. Sp. Item, me brewes good Ale. La. And thereof comes the prouerbe •• (BleJ/ing of your heart, you brew good Ale.) Sp. Item, lhe can fowe. La. That's as much as to fay {Can lhe Jo ?) Sp. Item (he can knit. La. What neede a man care for a ftock with a wench, When (he can knit him a ftocke ? Sp. Item, me can wafli and fcoure. La. A fpeciall vertue : for then fhee neede not be walh'd, and fcowr'd. Sp. Item, lhe can fpin. La. Then may I fet the world on wheeles, when Hie can fpin for her liuing. Sp. Item, lhe hath many namelefie vertues. La. That's as much as to fay Bajlard ■■vertues : that indeede know not their fathers ; and therefore haue no Sp. Here follow her vices. La. Clofe at the heeles of her vertues. Sp. Item, Ihee is not to be fafting in refpecl: of her breath. La. Well .■ that fault may be mended with a break- faft ; read on. Sp. Item, lhe hath a fweet mouth. La. That makes amends for her foure breath. Sp. Item, lhe doth talke in her fleepe. La. It's no matter for that ; fo Ihee fleepe not in her talke. ^>. Item, lhe is flow in words. La. Oh villaine, that fet this downe among her vices ; To be flow in words, is a womans onely vertue : I pray thee out with't, and place it for her chiefe vertue. Sp. Item, lhe is proud. La. Out with that too : It was Eues legacie, and cannot be t'ane from her. Sp. Item, lhe hath no teeth. La. I care not for that neither : becaufe I loue crafts. Sp. Item, lhe is curft. La. Well : the beft is, lhe hath no teeth to bite. Sp. Item, lhe will often praife her liquor. La. If her liquor be good, lhe lhall : if lhe will not, I will ; for good things lhould be praifed. Sp. Item, lhe is too liberal!. La. Of her tongue lhe cannot; for that's writ downe lhe is flow of; of her purfe, Ihee lhall not, for that ile keepe Ihut : Now, of another thing fhee may, and that cannot I helpe. Well, proceede. Sp. Item, Ihee hath more haire then wit, and more faults then haires, and more wealth then faults. La. Stop there : Ile haue her : lhe was mine, and not mine, twice or thrice in that laft Article : rehearfe that once more. Sp. Item, (he hath more haire then wit. La. More haire then wit : it may be ile proue it : The couer of the fait, hides the fait, and therefore it is more then the fait; the haire that couers the wit, is more then the wit; for the greater hides the leffe : What's next ? Sp. And more faults then haires. La. That's monftrous : oh that that were out. Sp. And more wealth then faults. La. Why that word makes the faults gracious :, Well, ile haue her : and if it be a match, as nothing is impofllble. Sp. What then ? La. Why then, will I tell thee, that thy Matter ftaies for thee at the North gate. Sp. For me i La. For thee ? I, who art thou ? he hath ftaid for a bet- ter man then thee. Sp. And mutt I goe to him? La. Thou muft run to him ; for thou haft ftaid fo long, that going will fcarce ferue the turne. Sp. Why didft not tell me fooner f 'pox of your loue Letters, La. Now will he be fwing'd for reading my Letter ; An vnmannerly flaue, that will thruft himfelfe into fe- crets : Ile after, to reioyce in the boyes correftio. Exeunt. Scena Secunda. Enter Duke, Thurio, Protheus. Du. Sir Thurio, feare not, but that lhe will loue you Now Valentine is banilh'd from her fight. Th. Since his exile lhe hath defpis'd me moft, Forfworne my company, and rail'd at me, That I am defperate of obtaining her. Du. This weake imprefle of Loue, is as a figure Trenched in ice, which with an houres heate Difiolues to water, and doth loofe his forme. A little time will melt her frozen thoughts, And worthleffe Valentine lhall be forgot. How now fir Protheus, is your countriman (According to our Proclamation) gon ? Pro. Gon, my good Lord. T>u. My daughter takes his going grieuoufly ? Pro. A little time (my Lord) will kill that griefe. Du. So I beleeue : but Thurio thinkes not fo : Protheus, the good conceit I hold of thee, (For thou haft Ihowne fome figne of good defert) Makes me the better to confer with thee. Pro. Longer then I proue loyall to your Grace, Let me not liue, to looke vpon your Grace. T>u. Thou know'ft how willingly, I would effeft The match betweene fir Thurio, and my daughter f Pro. I doe my Lord. T>u. And alfo, I thinke, thou art not ignorant How lhe oppofes her againft my will ? Pro. She did my Lord, when Valentine was here. Du. I, and peruerfly, lhe perfeuers fo : What might we doe to make the girle forget The loue of Valentine, and loue fir Thurio ? Pro. The beft way is, to flander Valentine, With falfehood, cowardize, and poore difcent : Three things, that women highly hold in hate. Du. I, but lhe'11 thinke, that it is fpoke in hate. Pro. I, if his enemy deliuer it. Therefore it muft with circumftance be fpoken By one, whom lhe efteemeth as his friend. Du. Then you muft vndertake to flander him. 32 The ffro (gentlemen of Verona. Pro. And that (my Lord) I mall be loath to doe .■ 'Tis an ill office for a Gentleman, Efpecially againft his very friend. 1)u. Where your good word cannot aduantage him, Your flander neuer can endamage him ; Therefore the office is indifferent, Being intreated to it by your friend. Pro. You haue preuail'd (my Lord) if 1 can doe it By ought that I can fpeake in his difpraife, She fhall not long continue loue to him : But fay this weede her loue from Valentine, It followes not that me will loue fir Thurio. Tb. Therefore, as you vnwinde her loue from him ; Leaft it fliould rauel), and be good to none, You muft prouide to bottome it on me : Which muft be done, by praifing me as much As you, in worth difpraife, fir Valentine. Du. And Protbeiis, we dare truft you in this kinde, Becaufe we know fon Valentines report) You are already loues firme votary, And cannot foone reuolt, and change your minde. Vpon this warrant, (hall you haue accent, Where you, with Siluia, may conferre at large. For fhe is lumpiih, heauy, mellancholly, And (for your friends fake) will be glad of you; Where you may temper her, by your perfwafion, To hate yong Valentine, and loue my friend. Pro. As much as I can doe, I will effeft: But you fir Thurio, are not fharpe enough : You muft lay Lime, to tangle her defires By walefull Sonnets, whofe compofed Rimes Should be full fraught with feruiceable vowes. Du. I, much is the force of heauen-bred Poefie. Pro. Say that vpon the altar of her beauty You facrifice your teares, your fighes, your heart: Write till your inke be dry ; and with your teares Moift it againe : and frame fome feeling line, That may difcouer fuch integrity : For Orpheus Lute, was ftrung with Poets finewes, Whofe golden touch could foften fteele and ftones ; Make Tygers tame, and huge Leuiathans Forfake vnfounded deepes, to dance on Sands. After your dire-lamenting Elegies, Vifit by night your Ladies chamber-window With fome fweet Confort; To their Inftruments Tune a deploring dumpe : the nights dead filence Will well become fuch fweet complaining grieuance : This, or elfe nothing, will inherit her. Du. This difcipline, (howes thou haft bin in loue. Th. And thy aduice, this night, ile put in praftife : Therefore, fweet Protheus, my direftion-giuer, Let vs into the City prefently To fort fome Gentlemen, well skil'd in Muficke. I haue a Sonnet, that will ferue the turne To giue the on-fet to thy good aduife. Du. About it Gentlemen. Pro. We'll wait vpon your Grace, till after Supper, And afterward determine our proceedings. T>u. Euen now about it, I will pardon you. Exeunt. aASius Quartus. Scoena ^Prbna. Enter Valentine, Speed, and certaine Out-laives. l.Out-l. Fellowes, ftand faft : I fee a pafTenger. 2. Oaf. If there be ten, Ihrinke not, but down with'em. 3. Oaf. Stand fir, and throw vs that you haue about'ye. If not: we'll make you fit, and rifle you. Sp. Sir we are vndone ; thefe are the Villaines That all the Trauailers doe feare fo much. Val. My friends. l.Out. That's not fo, fir : we are your enemies. 2. Oaf. Peace ; we'll heare him. 3. Oaf. I by my beard will we ; for he is a proper man. Val. Then know that I haue little wealth to loofe ; A man I am, crofs'd with aduerfitie : My riches, are thefe poore habiliments, Of which, if you fhould here disfurniih me, You take the fum and fubftance that I haue. 2. Oaf. Whether trauell you? Val. To Verona. l.Out. Whence came you ? Val. From Millaine. $.Out. Haue you long foiourn'd there? (ftaid, Val. Some fixteene moneths, and longer might haue If crooked fortune had not thwarted me. l.Out. What, were you banifh'd thence? Val. I was. 2. Oaf. For what offence ? Val. For that which now torments me to rehearfe; I kil'd a man, whofe death I much repent, But yet I flew him manfully, in fight, Without falfe vantage, or bafe treachery. l.Out. Why nere repent it, if it were done fb; But were you baniiht for fo fmall a fault? Val. I was, and held me glad of fuch a doome. 2. Oaf. Haue you the Tongues? Val. My youthfull trauaile, therein made me happy, Or elfe I often had beene often miferable. 3. Oaf. By the bare fcalpe of Robin Hoods fat Fryer, This fellow were a King, for our wilde faftion. l.Out. We'll haue him : Sirs, a word. Sp. Mafter, be one of them : It's an honourable kinde of theeuery. Val. Peace villaine. 2. Oaf. Tell vs this : haue you any thing to take to ? Val. Nothing but my fortune. l.Out. Know then, that fome of vs are Gentlemen, Such as the fury of vngouern'd youth Thruft from the company of awfull men. My felfe was from Verona baniflied, For praftifing to fteale away a Lady, And heire and Neece, alide vnto the Duke. 2. Oaf. And I from Mantua, for a Gentleman, Who, in my moode, I ftab'd vnto the heart. I. Oaf. And I, for fuch like petty crimes as thefe. But to the purpofe : for we cite our faults, That they may hold excus'd our lawleffe liues ; And partly feeing you are beautifide With goodly fhape ; and by your owne report, A Linguift, and a man of fuch perfeftion, As we doe in our quality much want. 2. Oaf. Indeede becaufe you are a banifti'd man, Therefore, aboue the reft, we parley to you : Are you content to be our Generall ? To make a vertue of neceffity, And Hue as we doe in this wildernefie? 3. Oaf. What faift thou? wilt thou be of our confort? Say I, and be the captaine of vs all : We'll doe thee homage, and be rul'd by thee, Loue thee, as our Commander, and our King. I. Oaf. The fwo (jentlemen of Verona. 33 I. Out. But if thou fcorne our curtefie, thou dyeft. i.Out. Thou (halt not liue, to brag what we haue of- Val. I take your offer, and will liue with you, (fer'd. Prouided that you do no outrages On filly women, or poore paffengers. 3. Oaf. No, we deteft fuch vile hafe pra&ifes. Come, goe with vs, we'll bring thee to our Crewes, And fhow thee all the Treafure we haue got 5 Which, with our felues, all reft at thy difpofe. Exeunt. Sccena Secunda. Thurio, Iulia,HoJl, <&£ufitian,Siluia, Pro. Already haue I bin falfe to Valentine, And now I muft be as vniuft to Thurio, Vnder the colour of commending him, I haue acceffe my owne loue to prefer. But Siluia is too faire, too true, too holy, To be corrupted with my worthleffe guifts; When I proteft true loyalty to her, She twits me with my falfehood to my friend ; When to her beauty I commend my vowes, She bids me thinke how I haue bin forfworne In breaking faith with Iulia, whom I lou'd ; And notwithftanding all her fodaine quips, The leaft whereof would quell a louers hope; Yet (Spaniel-like; the more me fpurnes my loue, The more it growes, and fawneth on her ftill ; But here comes Thurio ; now muft we to her window, And giue fome euening Mufique to her eare. Th. How now, fir Protheus, are you crept before vs ? Pro. I gentle Thurio, for you know that loue Will creepe in feruice, where it cannot goe. Th. I, but I hope, Sir, that you loue not here. Pro. Sir, but I doe : or elfe I would be hence. Th. Who, Siluia ? Pro. I, Siluia, for your fake. Tb. I thanke you for your owne : Now Gentlemen Let's tune : and too it luftily a while. Ho. Now, my yong gueft; me thinks your' allycholly ; I pray you why is it i Iu. Marry (mine Hojl) becaufe I cannot be merry. Ho. Come, we'll haue you merry : ile bring you where you fhall heare Mufique, and fee the Gentleman that you ask'd for. Iu. But fhall I heare him fpeake. Ho. I that you mall. Iu. That will be Mufique. Ho. Harke, harke. Iu. Is he among thefe ? Ho. I : but peace, let's heare'm. Song. Who is Siluia ? -what is Jhe ? That all our Sivaines commend her ? Holy, faire, and -wife is jhe, The heauenjuch grace did lend her, that Jhe might admired be. Is Jhe kinde as Jhe is faire ? For beauty Hues -with kindnejfe : Loue doth to her eyes refaire, To helfe him of bis blindnejfe : And being helfd, inhabits there. Then to Siluia, let ■vsftng, That Siluia is excelling ; She excels each mortall thing Vfon the dull earth dwelling. To her let -us Garlands bring. Ho. How now ? are you fadder then you were before ; How doe you, man? the Muficke likes you not. Iu. You miftake : the Mufitian likes me not. Ho. Why, my pretty youth ? Iu. He plaies falfe (father.) Ho. How, out of tune on the firings. Iu. Not fo : but yet So falfe that he grieues my very heart-ftrings. Ho. You haue a quicke eare. (heart. Iu. I, I would I were deafe : it makes me haue a flow Ho. I perceiue you delight not in Mufique. Iu. Not a whit, when it iars fo. Ho. Harke, what fine change is in the Mufique. Iu. I : that change is the fpight. Ho. You would haue them alwaies play but one thing. Iu. I would alwaies haue one play but one thing. But Hoft, doth this Sir Protheus, that we talke on, Often refort vnto this Gentlewoman ? Ho. I tell you what Launce his man told me, He lou'd her out of all nicke. Iu. Where is Launce ? Ho. Gone to feeke his dog, which to morrow, by his Mafters command, hee muft carry for a prefent to his Lady. Iu. Peace, ftand afide, the company parts. Pro. Sir Thurio, feare not you, I will fo pleade, That you fhall fay, my cunning drift excels. Th. Where meete we i Pro. At Saint Gregories well. Th. Farewell. Pro. Madam ; good eu'n to your Ladifhip. Sil. I thanke you for your Mufique (Gentlemen) Who is that that fpake ? Pro. One (Lady) if you knew his pure hearts truth, You would quickly learne to know him by his voice. Sil. Sir Protheus, as I take it. Pro. Sir Protheus (gentle Lady) and your Seruant. Sil. What's your will ? Pro. That I may compafle yours. Sil. You haue your wifh : my will is euen this, That prefently you hie you home to bed : Thou fubtile, periur'd, falfe, difloyall man : Think'ft thou I am fo fhallow, fo conceitleffe, To be feduced by thy flattery, That has't deceiu'd fo many with thy vowes f Returne, returne and make thy loue amends: For me (by this pale queene of night I fweare) I am fo farre from granting thy requeft, That I defpife thee, for thy wrongfull fuite ; And by and by intend to chide my felfe, Euen for this time I fpend in talking to thee. Pro. I grant (fweet loue) that I did loue a Lady, But fhe is dead. Iu. 'Twere falfe, if I fhould fpeake it ; For I am fure fhe is not buried. SI. Say that fhe be : yet Valentine thy friend Suruiues; to whom (thy felfe art witneffe) I am betroth'd ; and art thou not afham'd To wrong him, with thy importunacy ? Pro. 34 The mo gentlemen ofV, erona. Pro. I likewife heare that Valentine is dead. Sil. And fo fuppofe am I ; for in her graue Aflure thy felfe, my loue is buried. Pro. Sweet Lady, let me rake it from the earth. Sil. Goe to thy Ladies graue and call hers thence, Or at the leaft, in hers, fepulcher thine. Iul. He heard not that. Pro. Madam : if your heart be lb obdurate : Vouchfafe me yet your Pifture for my loue, The Picture that is hanging in your chamber : To that ile fpeake, to that ile figh and weepe : For fince the fubftance of your perfect felfe Is elfe deuoted, I am but a fliadow; And to your fliadow, will I make true loue. Jul. IFtwere a fubftance you would fure deceiue it, And make it but a fliadow, as I am. Sil. I am very loath to be your Idoll Sir; But, fince your falfehood mail become you well To worftiip fliadowes, and adore falfe fliapes, Send to me in the morning, and ile fend it : And fo, good reft. Pro. As wretches haue ore-night That wait for execution in the morne. Iul. Hojl, will you goe ? Ho. By my hallidome, I was faft afleepe. Iul. Pray you, where lies Sir Protheiu ? Ho. Marry, at my houfe : Truft me, I thinke 'tis almoft day. Iul. Not fo : but it hath bin the longed night That ere I watch'd, and the moft heauieft. Sccena Inertia. Enter Eglcmore, Siluia. Eg. This is the houre that Madam Siluia Entreated me to call, and know her minde : Ther's fome great matter Ihe'ld employ me in. Madam, Madam. Sil. Whocals? Sg. Your feruant, and your friend ; One that attends your Ladiftiips command. Sil. Sir Eglamore, a thoufand times good morrow. Eg. As many (worthy Lady) to your felfe : According to your Ladilhips impofe, I am thus early come, to know what feruice It is your pleafure to command me in. Sil. Oh Eglamoure, thou art a Gentleman : Thinke not I flacter (for I fweare I doe not) Valiant, wife, remorfe-full, well accomplifli'd. Thou art not ignorant what deere good will I beare vnto the banifh'd 'Valentine : Nor how my father would enforce me marry Vaine Thurio (whom my very foule abhor'd.) Thy felfe haft lou'd, and I haue heard thee fay No griefe did euer come fo neere thy heart, As when thy Lady, and thy true-loue dide, Vpon whofe Graue thou vow'dft pure chaftitie :' Sir Eglamoure : I would to Valentine To Mantua, where I heare, he makes aboad ; And for the waies are dangerous to pafle, I doe defire thy worthy company, Vpon whofe faith and honor, I repofe. Vrge not my fathers anger {Eglamoure) But thinke vpon my griefe (a Ladies griefe) And on the iuftice of my flying hence, To keepe me from a moft vnholy match, Which heauen and fortune ftill rewards with plagues. I doe defire thee, euen from a heart As full of forrowes, as the Sea of lands, To beare me company, and goe with roe : If not, to hide what I haue faid to thee, That I may venture to depart alone. Egl. Madam, I pitty much your grieuances, Which, fince I know they vertuoufly are plac'd, I giue confent to goe along with you, Wreaking as little what betideth me, As much, I wilh all good befortune you. When will you goe ? Sil. This euening comming. Eg. Where fliall I meete you ? Sil. At Frier Patrickes Cell, Where I intend holy Confeffion. Eg. I will not faile your Ladifliip: Good morrow (gentle Lady.) Sil. Good morrow, kinde Sir Eglamoure. Exeunt. Scena Quarta. Enter Launce, Protheui, lulia, Siluia. Lau. When a mans feruant fliall play the Curre with him (looke you) it goes hard : one that I brought vp of a puppy : one that I fau'd from drowning, when three or foure of his blinde brothers and filters went to it : I haue taught him (euen as one would fay precifely , thus I would teach a dog) I was fent to deliuer him, as a pre- lent to Miftris Siluia, from my Matter ; and I came no fooner into the dyning-chamber, but he fteps me to her Trencher, and (teales her Capons-leg : O, 'tis a foule thing, when a Cur cannot keepe himfelfe in all compa- nies : I would haue (as one fliould fay) one that takes vp- on him to be a dog indeede, to be, as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had more wit then he, to take a fault vpon me that he did, I thinke verily hee had bin hang'd for't : fure as I liue he had fuffer'd for't : you fliall iudge : Hee thrufts me himfelfe into the company of three or foure gentleman-like-dogs, vnder the Dukes table : hee had not bin there (blefle the marke) a pilling while, but all the chamber fmelt him : out with the dog (faies one) what cur is that (faies another) whip him out (faies the third) hang him vp (faies the Duke.) I hauing bin ac- quainted with the fmell before, knew it was Crab ; and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogges ; friend (quoth I) you meane to whip the dog : I marry doe I (quoth he) you doe him the more wrong (quoth 1) 'twas I did the thing you wot of : he makes me no more adoe, but whips me out of the chamber : how many Mafters would doe this for his Seruant ? nay, ile be fworne I haue fat in the ftockes, for puddings he hath ftolne, otherwife he had bin executed : I haue flood on the Pillorie for Geefe he hath kil'd, otherwife he had fufferd for't: thou think'ft not of this now: nay, I remember the tricke you feru'd me, when I tooke my leaue of Madam Siluia : did not 34 The ftoo (gentlemen of Verona. 35 not I bid thee ftill marke me, and doe as I do ; when did'ft thou fee me heaue vp my leg, and make water againft a Gentlewomans farthingale ? did'ft thou euer fee me doe fuch a tricke ? Pro. Sebaftian is thy name : I like thee well, And will imploy thee in fome feruice prefently. Iu. In what you pleafe, ile doe what I can. Pro. I hope thou wilt. How now you whor-fon pezant, Where haue you bin thefe two dayesloytering? La. Marry Sir, I carried Miftris Siluia the dogge you bad me. Pro. And what faies fhe to my little Iewell ? La. Marry ihe faies your dog was a cur, and tels you currifh thanks is good enough for fuch a prefent. Pro. But ihe receiu'd my dog ? La. No indeede did fhe not : Here haue I brought him backe againe. Pro. What, didft thou offer her this from me ? La. I Sir, the other Squirrill was ftolne from me By the Hangmans boyes in the market place, And then I offer'd her mine owne, who is a dog As big as ten of yours, & therefore the guift the greater. Pro. Goe, get thee hence, and finde my dog againe, Or nere returne againe into my fight. Away, I fay : ftayeft thou to vexe me here ; A Slaue, that ftill an end, turnes me to fhame : Sebaftian, I haue entertained thee, Partly that I haue neede of fuch a youth, That can with fome difcretion doe my bufinefTe : For 'tis no trailing to yond foolifh Lowt ; But chiefely, for thy face, and thy behauiour, Which (if my Augury deceiue me not) Witneffe good bringing vp, fortune, and truth : Therefore know thee, for this I entertaine thee. Go prefently, and take this Ring with thee, Deliuer it to Madam Siluia ; She lou'd me well, deliuer'd it to me. Iul. It feemes you lou'd not her, not leaue her token : She is dead belike f Pro. Not fo : I thinke fhe liues. Jul. Alas. Pro. Why do'ft thou cry alas ? Iul. I cannot choofe but pitty her. Pro. Wherefore fhould'ft thou pitty her ? Iul. Becaufe, me thinkes that fhe lou'd you as well As you doe loue your Lady Siluia: She dreames on him, that has forgot her loue, You doate on her, that cares not for your loue. 'Tis pitty Loue, fhould be fo contrary : And thinking on it, makes me cry alas. Pro. Well : giue her that Ring, and therewithall This Letter : that's her chamber ; Tell my Lady, I claime the promife for her heauenly Picture : Your meffage done, hye home vnto my chamber, Where thou fhalt finde me fad, and folitarie. Iul. How many women would doe fuch a meffage ? Alas poore Protbeus, thou haft entertain'd A Foxe, to be the Shepheard of thy Lambs ; Alas, poore foole, why doe I pitty him That with his very heart defpifeth me f Becaufe he loues her, he defpifeth me, Becaufe I loue him, I muft pitty him. This Ring I gaue him, when he parted from me, To binde him to remember my good will ; And now am I (vnhappy Meffenger) To plead for that, which I would not obtaine ; To carry that, which I would haue refus'd ; To praife his faith, which I would haue difprais'd. I am my Mafters true confirmed Loue, But cannot be true feruant to my Mafter, Vnleffe I proue falfe traitor to my (e]fe. Yet will I woe for him, but yet fo coldly, As (heauen it knowes) I would not haue him fpeed. Gentlewoman, good day : I pray you be my meane To bring me where to fpeake with Madam Siluia. Sil. What would you with her, if that I be fhe ? Iul. If you be ihe, I doe intreat your patience To heare me fpeake the meffage I am fent on. SI. From whom ? Iul. From my Mafter, Sir Protheus, Madam. Sil. Oh : he fends you for a Pifture ? Iul. I, Madam. Sil. Vrjula, bring my Picture there , Goe, giue your Mafter this ; tell him from me, One lulia, that his changing thoughts forget Would better fit his Chamber, then this Shadow. Iul. Madam, pleafe you perufe this Letter ; Pardon me (Madam) I haue vnaduis'd Deliuer'd you a paper that I fhould not ; This is the Letter to your Ladifhip. SI. I pray thee let me looke on that againe. Iul. It may not be : good Madam pardon me. Sil. There, hold : I will not looke vpon your Mafters lines : I know they are ftuft with proteftations, And full of new-found oathes, which he will breake As eafily as I doe teare his paper. Iul. Madam, he fends your Ladifhip this Ring. SI. The more fhame for him, that he fends it me ; For I haue heard him fay a thoufand times, His lulia gaue it him, at his departure : Though his falfe finger haue prophan'd the Ring, Mine ihall not doe his lulia fo much wrong. Iul. She thankes you. Sil. What fai'ft thou ? Iul. I thanke you Madam, that you tender her : Poore Gentlewoman, my Mafter wrongs her much. Sil. Do'ft thou know her ? Iul. Almoft as well as I doe know my felfe. To thinke vpon her woes, I doe proteft That I haue wept a hundred feuerall times. SI. Belike fhe thinks that Protbeus hath forfook her f Iul. I thinke fhe doth : and that's'her caufe of forrow. SI. Is fhe not pafling faire ? Iul. She hath bin fairer (Madam) then fhe is, When fhe did thinke my Mafter lou'd her well ; She, in my iudgement, was as faire as you. But fince fhe did negleft her looking-glaffe, And threw her Sun-expelling Mafque away, The ayre hath ftaru'd the rofes in her cheekes, And pinch'd the lilly-tindlure of her face, That now fhe is become as blacke as I. SI. How tall was fhe * Iul. About my ftature : for at Pentecoft, When all our Pageants of delight were plaid, Our youth got me to play the womans part, And I was trim'd in Madam Iulias gowne, Which ferued me as fit, by all mens iudgements, As if the garment had bin made for me ; Therefore I know fhe is about my height, And at that time I made her weepe a good, For 36 The tVoo (jentlemen of Verona. For I did play a lamentable part. (Madam) 'twas Ariadne, paflioning For Thejus periury, and vniuft flight ; Which I fo liuely acted with my teares : That my poore Miftris moued therewithall, Wept bitterly : and would I might be dead, If I in thought felt not her very forrow. Sil. She is beholding to thee (gentle youth) Alas (poore Lady) defolate, and left ; I weepe my felfe to thinke vpon thy words : Here youth : there is my purfe ; I giue thee this (well. For thy fweet Miftris fake, becaufe thou lou'ft her. Fare- lul. And fhe lhall thanke you for't, if ere you know A vertuous gentlewoman, milde, and beautifull. (her. I hope my Mafters fuit will be but cold, Since /he refpects my Miftris loue fo much. Alas, how loue can trifle with it felfe : Here is her Pifture : let me fee, I thinke If I had fuch a Tyre, this face of mine Were full as louely, as is this of hers ; And yet the Painter flatter'd her a little, Vnleffe I flatter with my felfe too much. Her haire is Aburne, mine is perfect Tellow; If that be all the difference in his loue, lie get me fuch a coulour'd Perrywig : Her eyes are grey as glaffe, and fo are mine : I, but her fore-head's low, and mine's as high : What ihould it be that he refpefts in her, But I can make refpeftiue in my felfe i If this fond Loue, were not a blinded god. Come fhadow, come, and take this fhadow vp, For 'tis thy riuall : O thou fenceleffe forme, Thou fhalt be worfhip'd, kifs'd, lou'd, and ador'd 5 And were there fence in his Idolatry, My fubftance mould be ftatue in thy ftead. He vfe thee kindly, for thy Miftris fake That vs'd me fo : or elfe by hue, I vow, I Ihould haue fcratch'd out your vnfeeing eyes, To make my Mafter out of loue with thee. Exeunt. ABus Quintus. Sccena Prima. Enter Eglamoure, Silu'ta. Egl. The Sun begins to guild the wefterne skie, And now it is about the very houre That Siluia, at Fryer Patricks Cell fhould meet me, She will not faile ; for Louers breake not houres, Vnleffe it be to come before their time, So much they fpur their expedition. See where fhe comes : Lady a happy euening. Sil. Amen, Amen : goe on (good Eglamoure) Out at the Pofterne by the Abbey wall ; I feare I am attended by fome Spies. Egl. Feare not : the Forreft is not three leagues off, If we recouer that, we are fure enough. Exeunt. Sccena Secunda. Enter Thurio, Protheui, Iulia, Duke. Th. Sir Protheui, what faies Siluia to my fuit ? Pro. Oh Sir, I finde her milder then fhe was, And yet fhe takes exceptions at your perfon. Tbu. What ? that my leg is too long ? Pro. No, that it is too little. (der. Tbu. He weare a Boote, to make it fomewhat roun- Pro. But loue will not be fpurd to what it loathes. Tbu. What faies fhe to my face ? Pro. She faies it is a faire one. Thu. Nay then the wanton lyes : my face is blacke. Pro. But Pearles are faire ; and the old faying is, Blacke men are Pearles, in beauteous Ladies eyes. Thu. 'Tis true, fuch Pearles as put out Ladies eyes, For I had rather winke, then looke on them. Thu. How likes fhe my difcourfe f Pro. Ill, when you talke of war. Thu. But well, when I difcourfe of loue and peace. lul. But better indeede, when you hold you peace. Tbu. What fayes fhe to my valour ? Pro. Oh Sir, fhe makes no doubt of that. Iul. She needes not, when fhe knowes it cowardize. Thu. What faies fhe to my birth ? Pro. That you are well deriu'd. Iul. True : from a Gentleman, to a foole. Thu. Confiders fhe my Poffeffions ? Pro. Oh, I : and pitties them. Thu. Wherefore? Iul. That fuch an Affe fhould owe them. Pro. That they are out by Leafe. Iul. Here comes the Duke. Du. How now fir Protheui ; how now Thurio ? Which of you faw Eglamoure of late r Thu. Not I. Pro. Nor I. Du. Saw you my daughter? Pro. Neither. Du. Why then She's fled vnto that pezant, Valentine j And Eglamoure is in her Company : 'Tis true : for Frier Laurence met them both As he, in pennance wander'd through the Forreft : Him he knew well : and guefd that it was fhe, But being mask'd, he was not fure of it. Befides fhe did intend Confeflion At Patricks Cell this euen, and there fhe was not. Thefe likelihoods confirme her flight from hence ; Therefore I pray you ftand, not to difcourfe, But mount you prefently, and meete with me Vpon the rifing of the Mountaine foote That leads toward Mantua, whether they are fled : Difpatch (fweet Gentlemen) and follow me. Thu. Why this it is, to be a peeuifh Girle, That flies her fortune when it followes her : He after ; more to be reueng'd on Eglamoure, Then for the loue of reck-leffe Siluia. Pro. And I will follow, more for Siluat loue Then hate of Eglamoure that goes with her. Iul. And I will follow, more to croffe that loue Then hate for Siluia, that is gone for loue. Exeunt. Scena Tertia. Siluia, Out-la l. Out. Come, come be patient: The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. 37 We muft bring you to our Captaine. Sil. A thoufand more mifchances then this one Haue learn'd me how to brooke this patiently. 2 Out. Come, bring her away. I Out. Where is the Gentleman that was with her ? 3 Out. Being nimble footed, he hath out-run vs. But Moyfes and Valerius follow him : Goe thou with her to the Weft end of the wood, There is our Captaine : Wee'll follow him that's fled, The Thicket is befet, he cannot fcape. I Out. Come, I muft bring you to our Captains caue. Feare not : he beares an honourable minde, And will not vfe a woman lawlefly. 81. O Valentine : this I endure for thee. Exeunt. Sccena Quarta. Enter Valentine, Protheus, Siluia, Mia, T>uke, Thurio, Out-laives. Val. How vfe doth breed a habit in a man ? This fhadowy defart, vnfrequented woods I better brooke then flourifliing peopled Townes : Here can I fit alone, vn-feene of any, And to the Nightingales complaining Notes Tune my diftreftes, and record my woes. thou that doft inhabit in my breft, Leaue not the Manfion fo long Tenant-leffe, Left growing ruinous, the building fall, And leaue no memory of what it was, Repaire me, with thy prefence, Siluia : Thou gentle Nimph, cherifh thy for-lome fwaine. What hallowing, and what ftir is this to day ? Thefe are my mates, that make their wills their Law, Haue fome vnhappy pafTenger in chace ; They loue me well : yet I haue much to doe To keepe them from vnciuill outrages. Withdraw thee Valentine : who's this comes heere ? Pro. Madam, this feruice I haue done for you (Though you refpedt not aught your feruant doth,) To hazard life, and reskew you from him, That would haue forc'd your honour, and your loue , Vouchfafe me for my meed, but one faire looke: (A fmaller boone then this I cannot beg, And lefie then this, I am fure you cannot giue.) Val. How like a dreame is this ? I fee, and heare : Loue, lend me patience to forbeare a while. Sil. O miferable, vnhappy that I am. Pro. Vnhappy were you (Madam) ere I came : But by my comming, I haue made you happy. Sil. By thy approach thou mak'ft me moft vnhappy. Iul. And me, when he approcheth to your prefence. Sil. Had I beene ceazed by a hungry Lion, 1 would haue beene a break-faft to the Beaft , Rather then haue falfe Protheus reskue me : Oh heauen be iudge how I loue Valentine, Whofe life's as tender to me as my foule, And full as much (Tor more there cannot be) I doe deteft falfe periur'd Protheus : Therefore be gone, follicit me no more. Pro. What dangerous action, ftood it next to death Would I not vndergoe, for one calme looke : Oh 'tis the curfe in Loue, and ftill approu'd 37 When women cannot loue, where they're belou'd. Sil. When Protheus cannot loue, where he's belou'd : Read ouer Iulia s heart, (thy firft beft Loue) For whofe deare fake, thou didft then rend thy faith Into a thoufand oathes ; and all thofe oathes, Defcended into periury, to loue me, Thou haft no faith left now, vnleffe thou'dft two, And that's farre worfe then none : better haue none Then plurall faith, which is too much by one : Thou Counterfeyt, to thy true friend. Pro. In Loue, Who refpefts friend ? SI. All men but Protheus. Pro. Nay, if the gentle fpirit of mouing words Can no way change you to a milder forme ; He wooe you like a Souldier, at armes end, And loue you 'gainft the nature of Loue : force ye. Sil. Oh heauen. Pro. He force thee yeeld to my defire. Val. Ruffian : let goe that rude vnciuill touch, Thou friend of an ill fafliion. Pro. Valentine. Val. Thou comon friend, that's without faith or loue, For fuch is a friend now : treacherous man, Thou haft beguil'd my hopes ; nought but mine eye Could haue perfwaded me : now I dare not fay I haue one friend aliue ; thou wouldft difproue me : Who fliould be trufted, when ones right hand Is periured to the bofome ? Protheus I am forry I muft neuer truft thee more, But count the world a ftranger for thy fake : The priuate wound is deepeft : oh time, moft accurft : 'Mongft all foes that a friend fhould be the worft f Pro. My lhame and guilt confounds me : Forgiue me Valentine : if hearty forrow Be a fufficient Ranfome for offence, I tender't heere : I doe as truely fuffer, As ere I did commit. Val. Then I am paid : And once againe, I doe receiue thee honeft ; Who by Repentance is not fatisfied , Is nor of heauen, nor earth'; for thefe are pleas'd : By Penitence th'Eternalls wrath's appeas'd : And that my loue may appeare plaine and free, All that was mine, in Siluia, I giue thee. Iul. Oh me vnhappy. Pro. Looke to the Boy. Val. Why, Boy? Why wag : how now ? what's the matter ? look vp : fpeak. Iul. O good fir, my mafter charg'd me to deliuer a ring to Madam Siluia : w (out of my neglect) was neuer done. Pro. Where is that ring ? boy ? Iul. Heere 'tis : this is it. Pro. How ? let me fee. Why this is the ring I gaue to Iulia. Iul. Oh, cry you mercy fir, I haue miftooke : This is the ring you fent to Siluia. Pro. But how cam'ft thou by this ring ? at my depart I gaue this vnto Iulia. Iul. And Iulia her felfe did giue it me, And Iulia her felfe hath brought it hither. Pro. How ? Iulia ? Iul. Behold her, that gaue ayme to all thy oathes, And entertain'd 'em deepely in her heart. How oft haft thou with periury cleft the roote ? Oh Protheus, let this habit make thee blufli. D Be 38 The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. Be thou afham'd that I haue tooke vpon me, Now, by the honor of my Anceftry, Such an immodeft rayment ; if fhame Hue I doe applaud thy fpirit, Valentine, In a difguife of loue ? And thinke thee worthy of an Emprefie loue : It is the leffer blot modefty findes , Know then, I heere forget all former greefes, Women to change their fhapes, then men their minds. Cancell all grudge, repeale thee home againe, Pro. Then men their minds? tis true : oh heuen, were man Plead a new ftate in thy vn-riual'd merit, But Conftant, he were perfect ; that one error To which I thus fubferibe : Sir Valentine, Fils him with faults : makes him run through all th'fins ; Thou art a Gentleman, and well deriu'd, Inconftancy falls-oft", ere it begins : Take thou thy Siluia, for thou haft deferu'd her. What is in Siluia's face, but I may fpie Val. I thank your Grace, y gift hath made me happy : More frefh in lulia" i, with a conftant eye ? I now befeech you (for your daughters fake ) Val. Come, come : a hand from either : To grant one Boone that I fhall aske of you. Let me be bleft to make this happy clofe : Duke. I grant it (for thine owne) what ere it be. 'Twere piety two fuch friends fhould be long foes. Val. Thefe banifh'd men, that I haue kept withall, Pro. Beare witnes (heauen) I haue my wifh for euer. Are men endu'd with worthy qualities : Iul. And I mine. Forgiue them what they haue committed here, Oar-/. A prize : a prize : a prize. And let them be recall'd from their Exile : Val. Forbeare, forbeare I fay : It is my Lord the Duke. They are reformed, ciuill, full of good, Your Grace is welcome to a man difgrae'd, And fit for great employment (worthy Lord.) Banifhed Valentine. Duke. Thou haft preuaild, I pardon them and thee : Duke. Sir Valentine ? Difpofe of them, as thou knowft their deferts. Thu. Yonder is Siluia : and Siluia's mine. Come, let vs goe, we will include all iarres, Val. Thurio giue backe ; or elfe embrace thy death : With Triumphes, Mirth, and rare folemnity. Come not within the meafure of my wrath : Val. And as we walke along, I dare be bold Doe not name Siluia thine : if once againe, With our difcourfe, to make your Grace to fmile. Verona (hall not hold thee : heere me ftands , What thinke you of this Page (my Lord f ) Take but poffeffion of her, with a Touch : Duke. I think the Boy hath grace in him, he blufhes. I dare thee, but to breath vpon my Loue. Val. I warrant you (my Lord ) more grace, then Boy. Tbur. Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I : T>uke. What meane you by that faying ? I hold him but a foole that will endanger Val. Pleafe you, lie tell you, as we pafle along, His Body, for a Girle that loues him not : That you will wonder what hath fortuned : I claime her not, and therefore fhe is thine. Come Protheus, 'tis your pennance, but to heare Duke. The more degenerate and bafe art thou The ftory of your Loues difcouered. To make fuch meanes for her, as thou haft done, That done, our day of marriage fhall be yours, And leaue her on fuch flight conditions. One Feaft, one houfe, one mutuall happinefle. Exeunt. Eglamoure : Agent for Siluia in her efcape. The names of all the Actors. Hojl : where lulia lodges. Out-lawes with Valentine. Speed: a clownijhferuant to Valentine. Duke : Father to Siluia. Launce : the like to Protheus. V ptotbe n us'\ thetwoGentlmen ' Panthion: feruant to Antonio. Iulia: beloued of Protheus. Anthonio : father to Protheus. Siluia: beloued of Valentine. Thurio : a foolijh riuall to Valentine. Lucetta: waighting-woman to lulia. FINIS. THE 39 THE Merry Wiues of Windfor. zABus primus , Scena prima. Enter Juflice Shallow, Slender, Sir Hugh Euans, Mafier Page, Falftoffe, Bardolph, Nym, Piftoll, Anne Page, Mftrejfe Ford, sMiftreffe Page, Simple. Ir Hugh, perfwade me not : I will make a Star- Chamber matter of it, if hee were twenty Sir " " Falftoffs, he /hall not abufe Robert Shallow Efquire. (Coram. Slen. In the County of Qlocefter, Iuftice of Peace and Shal. I (Cofen Slender) and Cuft-alorum. Slen. I, and Rato lorum too ; and a Gentleman borne (Mafter Parfon) who writes himfelfe Armigero , in any Bill, Warrant, Quittance, or Obligation, Armigero. Shal. I that I doe, and haue done any time thefe three hundred yeeres. Slen. All his fucceffors (gone before him) hath don't: and all his Anceftors (that come after him) may : they may giue the dozen white Luces in their Coate. Shal. It is an olde Coate. Euans. The dozen white Lowfes doe become an old Coat well : it agrees well paffant : It is a familiar beaft to man, and fignifies Loue. Shal. The Lufe is the frerti-fifli, the falt-fiffi, is an old Coate. Slen. I may quarter (Coz). Shal. You may, by marrying. Euans. It is marring indeed, if he quarter it. Shal. Not a whit. Euan. Yes per-lady : if he ha's a quarter of your coat, there is but three Skirts for your felfe, in my fimple con- ieiab/e, Diable : vat is in my ClofTet ? Villanie, La-roone : Rugby, my Rapier. Slu. Good Mafter be content. Ca. Wherefore fhall I be content-a ? Slu. The yong man is an honeft man. Ca. What fhall de honeft man do in my ClofTet : dere is no honeft man dat fhall come in my ClofTet. Slu. I befeech you be not fo flegmaticke : heare the truth of it. He came of an errand to mee, from Parfon Hugh. Ca. Veil. Si. I forfooth : to defire her to — Slu. Peace, I pray you. Ca. Peace-a-your tongue : fpeake-a-your Tale. Si. To defire this honeft Gentlewoman (your Maid) to fpeake a good word to Miftris Anne Page, for my Ma- fter in the way of Marriage. Slit. This is all indeede-la : but ile nere put my finger in the fire, and necde not. Ca. Sir Hugh fend-a you ? Rugby, ballow mee fome paper : tarry you a littell-a-while. %• I The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. 43 Slui. I am glad he is fo quiet : if he had bin through- ly moued, you mould haue heard him fo loud, and fo me- lancholly : but notwithstanding man, He doe yoe your Mafter what good I can : and the very yea, & the no is, y French Doctor my Mafter, (I may call him my Mafter, looke you, for I keepe his houfe ; and I warn, ring, brew, bake, lcowre, drefle meat and drinke, make the beds, and doe all my felfe.) Simp. "lis a great charge to come vnder one bodies hand. S>ui. Are you a-uis'd o'that? you fhall finde it a great charge : and to be vp early, and down late : but notwith- ftanding, (to tell you in your eare, I wold haue no words of it) my Mafter himfelfe is in loue with Miftris Anne Page: but notwithftanding that I know Ans mind, that's neither heere nor there. Qaius. You, lack 'Nape : giue-'a this Letter to Sir Hugh, by gar it is a fhallenge : I will cut his troat in de Parke , and I will teach a fcuruy Iack-a-nape Prieft to meddle, or make: you may be gon : it is not good you tarry here : by gar I will cut all his two ftones : by gar, he mill not haue a ftone to throw at his dogge. Slui. Alas : he fpeakes but for his friend. Caius. It is no matter'a ver dat : dp not you tell-a-me dat I (hall haue Anne Page for my felfe ? by gar , I vill kill de Iack-Prieft : and I haue appointed mine Hoft of de Iarteer to meafure our weapon : by gar, I wil my felfe haue Anne Page. Slui. Sir, the maid loues you , and all fhall bee well : We muft giue folkes leaue to prate : what the good-ier. Caius. Rugby, come to the Court with me : by gar, if I haue not Anne Page, I fhall turne your head out of my dore : follow my heeles, Rugby. S^ui. You mail haue _^»-fooles head of your owne : No, I know Am mind for that : neuer a woman in Wind- sor knowes more of Am minde then I doe , nor can doe more then I doe with her, I thanke heauen. Fenton. Who's with in there, hoa ? Slui. Who's there, I troa ? Come neere the houfe I pray you. Fen. How now (good woman) how doft: thou i Slui. The better that it pleafes your good Worfhip to aske ? Fen. What newes ? how do's pretty Miftris Anne'? Sui. In truth Sir, and fhee is pretty, and honeft, and gentle, and one that is your friend, I can tell you that by the way, I praife heauen for it. Fen. Shall I doe any good thinkft thou ? fhall I not loofe my fuit? Slui. Troth Sir , all is in his hands aboue : but not- withftanding (Mafter Fenton) He be fworne on a booke mee loues you : haue not your Worfhip a wart aboue your eye f Fen. Yes marry haue I, what of that ? Slut. Wei, thereby hangs a tale : good faith, it is fuch another Nan ; (but (I deteft) an honeft maid as euer broke bread : wee had an howres talke of that wart ; I fhall neuer laugh but in that maids company : but (in- deed) fhee is giuen too much to Allicholy and mufing : but for you well — goe too Fen. Well : I fhall fee her to day : hold, there's mo- ney for thee : Let mee haue thy voice in my behalfe : if thou feeft her before me, commend me. Slut. Will I? I faith that wee will : And I will tell your Worfhip more of the Wart, the next time we haue confidence, and of other wooers. Fen. Well, fare-well, I am in great hafte now. Slui. Fare-well to your Worfhip : truely an honeft Gentleman : but Anne loues hiim not : for I know zAns minde as well as another do's : out vpon't : what haue I forgot. Exit. Affus Secundus. Sccena^Prima. Enter Miftris Page, oMiftris Ford, Mafter Page, Mafter Ford, Piftoll, Nim, Qujckly, Hoft, Shallow. Mift.Page. What, haue fcap'd Loue-letters in the holly-day-time of my beauty , and am I now a fubiect for them ? let me fee ? Aske me no reason ivby I hue you, for though Loue vfe Rea- Jon for his precifian, hee admits him not for his Qounfailour you are not yong, no more am I : goe to then, there's fmpathie you are merry, Jo am I : ha, ha, then there's more fimpathie you loue facke, and fo do I : would you defire better fimpathie ? Let itfuffice thee (^Miftris Page) at the leaft if the Loue of Souldier can Juffice, that I loue thee : J ivill not jay pitty mee , 'tis not a Souldier --like phrafe ; but I fay, loue me : 15y me, thine oiune true Knight, by day or night : Or any kinde of light, ivith all his might , For thee to fight. Iohn Falftaffe. What a Herod of Iurie is this ? O wicked, wicked world : One that is well-nye worne to peeces with age To fhow himfelfe a yong Gallant ? What an vnwaied Behauiour hath this Flemifh drunkard pickt ( with The Deuills name) out of my conuerfation, that he dares In this manner affay me ? why, hee hath not beene thrice In my Company : what fhould I fay to him ? I was then Frugall of my mirth : ( heauen forgiue mee : ) why He Exhibit a Bill in the Parliament for the putting downe of men : how fhall I be reueng'd on him ? for reueng'd I will be ? as fure as his guts are made of puddings. MifFord. Miftris Page, truft me, I was going to your houfe. Mif. Page. And truft me, I was comming to you : you looke very ill. Mif.Ford. Nay, He nere beleeee that ; I haue to fhew to the contrary. ttMij.Page. 'Faith but you doe in my minde. Mif.Ford. Well : I doe then : yet I fay , I could fhew you to the contrary : O Miftris Page, giue mee fome counfaile. Mif Page. What's the matter, woman ? Mi. Ford. O woman : if it were not for one trifling re- fpecT:, I could come to fuch honour. Mi. Page. Hang the trifle (woman) take the honour : what is it ? difpence with trifles : what is it ? Mi. Ford. If I would but goe to hell , for an eternall moment, or fo : I could be knighted. cMi.Page. What thou lieft ? Sir Alice Ford ? thefe Knights will hacke, and fo thou fhouldft not alter the ar- ticle of thy Gentry. eMi.Ford. Wee burne day-light: heere , read , read : perceiue how I might bee knighted , I fhall thinke the worfe of fat men , as long as I haue an eye to make diffe- rence of mens liking : and yet hee would not fweare : praife 44 The Merry JViues ofWindjor. praife womens modefty : and gaue fuch orderly and wel- behaued reproofe to al vncomelineffe, that I would haue fworne his difpofition would haue gone to the truth of his words : but they doe no more adhere and keep place together, then the hundred Pfalms to the tune of Green- fleeues : What tempeft (I troa) threw this Whale, (with fo many Tuns of oyle in his belly) a'fhoare at Windfor ? How fhall I bee reuenged on him ? I thinke the beft way were, to entertaine him with hope , till the wicked fire of luft haue melted him in his owne greace : Did you e- uer heare the like ? MiJ.Page. Letter for letter ; but that the name of Page and Ford differs : to thy great comfort in this my- ftery of ill opinions, heere's the twyn-brother of thy Let- ter : but let thine inherit firft , for I proteft mine neuer fhall : I warrant he hath a thoufand of thefe Letters, writ I with blancke-fpace for different names (fure more,) : and thefe are of the fecond edition : hee will print them out | of doubt: for he cares not what hee puts into the preffe, j when he would put vs two : I had rather be a Gianteffe, j and lye vnder Mount Pelion: Well ; I will find you twen- tie lafciuious Turtles ere one chafte man. Mij.Ford. Why this is the very fame : the very hand: the very words : what doth he thinke of vs? MiJ.Page. Nay I know not: it makes me almoft rea- die to wrangle with mine owne honefty : He entertaine my felfe like one that I am not acquainted withall : for fure vnlefTe hee know fome ftraine in mee , that I know not my felfe, hee would neuer haue boorded me in this furie. Mi. Ford. Boording, call you it ? He bee fure to keepe him aboue decke. cflfi.Page. So will I : if hee come vnder my hatches , lie neuer to Sea againe : Let's bee reueng'd on him : let's appoint him a meeting : giue him a (how of comfort in his Suit, and lead him on with a fine baited delay, till hee hath pawn'd his horfes to mine Hoft of the Garter. Mi. Ford. Nay, I wil confent to adl: any villany againft him, that may not fully the charineffe of our honefty : oh that my husband faw this Letter : it would giue eternall food to his iealoufie. MiJ.Page. Why look where he comes; and my good man too : hee's as farre from iealoufie, as I am from gi- uing him caufe, and that (I hope) is an vnmeafurable di- stance. Mij.Ford. You are the happier woman. MiJ.Page. Let's confult together againft this greafie Knight : Come hither. Ford. Well : I hope, it be not fo. Fiji. Hope is a curtall-dog in fome affaires : Sir Iohn affe&s thy wife. Ford. Why fir, my wife is not young. Pift. He wooes both high and low, both rich & poor, both yong and old, one with another [Ford) he loues the Gally-mawfry [Ford) perpend. Ford. Loue my wife ? Pift. With liuer, burning hot : preuent : Or goe thou like Sir Atleon he, with Ring-wood at thy heeles : O, odious is the name. Ford. What name Sir? Pift. The home I fay : Farewell : Take heed, haue open eye, for theeues doe foot by night. Take heed, ere fommer comes, or Cuckoo-birds do fing. Away fir Corporall Nim : Beleeue it (Page) he fpeakes fence. Ford. I will be patient : I will find out this. Nim. And this is true : I like not the humor of lying: hee hath wronged mee in fome humors: I fhould haue borne the humour'd Letter to her : but I haue a fword : and it fhall bite vpon my neceffitie : he loues your wife ; There's the fhort and the long : My name is Corporall Nim : I fpeak, and I auouch ; 'tis true : my name is Nim: and Falftaffe loues your wife : adieu, I loue not the hu- mour of bread and cheefe : adieu. Page. The humour of it (quoth'a ?) heere's a fellow frights Englifti out of his wits. Ford. I will feeke out Faljlaffe. Page. I neuer heard fuch a drawling-affecldng rogue. Ford. If I doe finde it : well. Page. I will not beleeue fuch a Catalan , though the Prieft o' th'Towne commended him for a true man. Ford. 'Twas a good fenfible fellow : well. Page. How now iJVEeg ? Mfi . Page. Whether goe you {George?) harke you. MiJ Ford. How now (fweet Frank) why art thou me- lancholy f Ford. I melancholy ? I am not melancholy : Get you home : goe. Mij.Ford. Faith, thou haft fome crochets in thy head, Now: will you goe, Mtjiris Page ? MiJ.Page. Haue with you : you'll come to dinner George f Looke who comes yonder : fhee (hall bee our Meflenger to this paltrie Knight. cMiJ.Ford. Truft me, I thought on her : fhee'll fit it. MiJ. Page. You are come to fee my daughter Anne"* S^ui. I forfooth : and I pray how do's good Miftreffe Ar.ne ? MiJ.Page. Go in with vs and fee: we haue an houres talke with you. Page. How now Mafter Ford ? For. You heard what this knaue told me, did you not? Page. Yes,and you heard what the other told me? Ford. Doe you thinke there is truth in them ? Pag. Hang 'em (laues : I doe not thinke the Knight would offer it : But thefe that accufe him in his intent towards our wiues, are a yoake of his difcarded men: ve- ry rogues, now they be out of feruice. Ford. Were they his men ? Page. Marry were they. Ford. I like it neuer the beter for that , Do's he lye at the Garter ? Page. I marry do's he : if hee fhould intend this voy- age toward my wife , I would turne her loofe to him ; and what hee gets more of her, then fharpe words, let it lye on my head. Ford. I doe not mifdoubt my wife : but I would bee loath to turne them together : a man may be too confi- dent : I would haue nothing lye on my head : I cannot be thus fatisfied. Page. Looke where my ranting-Hoft of the Garter comes : there is eyther liquor in his pate, or mony in his purfe , when hee lookes fo merrily : How now mine Hoft? Hoft. How now Bully-Rooke : thou'rt a Gentleman Caueleiro Iuftice, I fay. Sbal. I follow, (mine Hoft) I follow : Good-euen , and twenty (good Mafter Page.) Mafter Page, wil you go with vs? we haue fport in hand. Hoft. Tell him Caueleiro-Iuftice : tell him Bully- Rooke. Shall. Sir, there is a fray to be fought, betweene Sir Hugh the Welch Prieft, and Cairn the French Doctor. Ford. Good The Merry Wiues of Wind) or. 45 Ford. Good mine Hoft o'th'Garter: a word with you. Heft. What faift thou, my Bully-Rooke ? Sbal. Will you goe with vs to behold it ? My merry Hoft hath had the meafuring of their weapons ; and ( I thinke) hath appointed them contrary places : for ( be- leeue mee ) I heare the Parfon is no Iefter : harke, I will tell you what our fport /hall be. Heft. Haft thou no fuit againft my Knight ? my gueft- Caualeire ? Sbal. None, I proteft : but He giue you a pottle of burn'd facke , to giue me recourfe to him , and tell him my name is 'Broome : onely for a ieft. Hoft. My hand, (Bully : ) thou /halt haue egreffe and regrefle, (faid I well?) and thy name /hall be 'Broome. It is a merry Knight : will you goe An-heires ? Sbal. Haue with you mine Hoft. Page. I haue heard the French-man hath good skill in his Rapier. Sbal. Tut fir : I could haue told you more : In thefe times you ftand on diftance: your Paifes, Stoccado's, and I know not what: 'tis the heart (Mafter Page) 'tis heere, 'tis heere : I haue feene the time, with my long-fword , I would haue made you fowre tall fellowes skippe like Rattes. Hoft. Heere boyes, heere, heere : /hall we wag ? Page. Haue with you : I had rather heare them fcold, then fight. Ford. Though Page be a fecure foole , and ftands fo firmely on his wiues frailty ; yet, I cannot put-oft" my o- pinion fo eafily : /he was in his company at Pages houfe : and what they made there, I know not. Well, I wil looke further into'r, and I haue a difguife, to found Falftaffe ; if I finde her honeft, I loofe not my labor : if /he be other- wife, 'tis labour well bellowed. Exeunt. Sccena Secunda. Enter Falftaffe, Piftoll, Robin, Quickly, Bardolffe, Ford. Fal. I will not lend thee a penny. Pift. Why then the world's mine Oyfter , which I, with fword will open. Fal. Not a penny : I haue beene content (Sir,) you Zhould lay my countenance to pawne : I haue grated vp- on my good friends for three Repreeues for you , and your Coach-fellow Nim; or elfe you had loolcd through the grate, like a Geminy of Baboones : I am damn'd in hell, for fwearing to Gentlemen my friends , you were good Souldiers, and tall-fellowes. And when Miftrefle Briget loft the handle of her Fan, I took't vpon mine ho- nour thou hadft it not. Pift. Didft not thou /hare ? hadft thou not fifteene pence ? Fal. Reafon, you roague, reafon : thinkft thou He en- danger my foule, gratis ? at a word, hang no more about mee , I am no gibbet for you : goe, a /hort knife, and a throng, to your Mannor of Pkkt-hatch : goe, you'll not beare a Letter for mee you roague ? you ftand vpon your honor : why, (thou vnconfinable bafenefle) it is as much as I can doe to keepe the termes of my hononor precife : I, I, I my felfe fometimes, leauing the feare of heauen on the left hand, and hiding mine honor in my neceflity, am faine to /hufflle : to hedge, and to lurch, and yet , you Rogue, will en-fconce your raggs ; your Cat-a-Moun- taine-lookes, your red-lattice phrafes , and your bold- beating-oathes, vnder the Zhelter of your honor 2 you will not doe it? you? Pift. I doe relent : what would thou more of man ? Robin. Sir, here's a woman would fpeake with you. Fal. Let her approach. Slui. Glut your wor/hip good morrow. Fal. Good-morrow, good-wife. Slui. Not fo, and't pleafe your wor/hip. Fal. Good maid then. S(ui. He be fworne, As my mother was the firft houre I was borne. Fal. I doe beleeue the fwearer ; what with me ? S>ui. Shall I vouch-fafe your wor/hip a word , or two ? Fal. Two thoufand (faire woman) and ile vouchfafe thee the hearing. Slut. There is one Miftrefle Ford, (Sir) I pray come a little neerer this waies : I ray felfe dwell with M. Doctor Caim: Fal. Well, on ; Miftrefle Ford, you fay. Slui. Your worlhip faies very true : I pray your wor- /hip come a little neerer this waies. Fal. I warrant thee , no-bodie heares : mine owne people, mine owne people. Slut. Are they fo ? heauen-blefle them , and make them his Seruants. Fal. Well ; Miftre/Te Ford, what of her ? Slui. Why, Sir ; /hee's a good-creature ; Lord, Lord, your Wor/hip's a wanton: well: heauen forgiue you, and all of vs, I pray . Fal. Miftrefle Ford : come, Miftrefle Ferd. Slui. Marry this is the /hort, and the long of it : you haue brought her into fuch a Canaries , as 'tis wonder- full : the beft Courtier of them all ( when the Court lay at JVindfer) could neuer haue brought her to fuch a Ca- narie : yet there has beene Knights, and Lords, and Gen- tlemen, with their Coaches ; I warrant you Coach after Coach, letter after letter, gift after gift, fmelling fo fweet- lyj all Muske, and fo ru/hling, I warrant you, in filke and golde, and in fuch alligant termes, and in fuch wine and fuger of the beft, and the faireft, that would haue wonne any womans heart : and I warrant you, they could neuer get an eye-winke of her : I had my felfe twentie Angels giuen me this morning, but I defie all Angels (in any fuch fort, as they fay) but in the way of honefty : and I warrant you, they could neuer get her fo much as fippe on a cup with the prowdeft of them all, and yet there has beene Earles : nay, (which is more) Pentioners, but I warrant you all is one with her. Fal. But what faies (hee to mee ? be briefe my good fhee-Mercurie. Slui. Marry, /he hath receiu'd your Letter : for the which /he thankes you a thoufand times ; and /he giues you to notifie, that her husband will, be abfence from his houfe, betweene ten and eleuen. Fal. Ten, and eleuen. Slui. I, forfooth : and then you may come and fee the picture (/he fayes) that you wot of : Mafter Ford her huf- band will be from home : alas, the fweet woman leades an ill life with him : hee's a very iealoufie-man ; /he leads a very frampold life with him, (good hart.) Fal. Ten, and eleuen. Woman 4° The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. Woman, commend me to her, I will not faile her. Qui. Why, you fay well : But I haue another meflen- ger to your worihip : MiftrelTe Page hath her heartie commendations to you to : and let mee tell you in your eare, fhee's as fartuous a ciuill modeft wife, and one (I tell you ) that will not miffe you morning nor euening prayer, as any is in Windjor , who ere bee the other : and fhee bade me tell your worihip, that her husband is fel- dome from horn?, but (he hopes there will come a time. I neuer knew a woman fo doate vpon a man j furely I thinke you haue charmes,la : yes in truth. Fal. Not I, I adure thee ; fetting the attraction of my good parts afide, I haue no other charmes. Qui. Bleffing on your heart for't. Fal. But I pray thee tell me this : has Fords wife, and Pages wife acquainted each other, how they loue me? Qui. That were a ieft indeed : they haue not fo little j grace I hope, that were a tricke indeed : But Miftris Page would defire you to fend her your little Page of al loues: her husband has a maruellous infectio to the little Page : and truely Mafter Page is an honeft man : neuer a wife in Windjor leades a better life then ihe do's : doe what fhee will, fay what (he will, take all, pay all, goe to bed when ihe lift, rife when fhe lift, all is as fhe will : and truly Ihe defames it ; for if there be a kinde woman in Windjor, Hit is one : you muft fend her your Page, no remedie. Fal. Why, I will. Qu. Nay, but doe fo then , and looke you, hee may come and goe betweene you both : and in any cafe haue a nay-word , that you may know one anothers minde , and the Boy neuer neede to vnderftand any thing ; for 'tis not good that children fhould know any wickednes : olde folkes you know, haue difcretion, as they fay , and know the world. Fal. Farechee-well , commend mee to them both : there's my purfe , I am yet thy debter : Boy, goe along with this woman, this newes diftrau. Mift.Pag. I warrant thee, if I do not aft it, hifle me. Mift.Ford. Go-too then: we'l vfe this vnwholfome humidity, this groffe-watry Pumpion ; we'll teach him to know Turtles from Iayes. Fa/. Haue I caught thee, my heauenly Iewell? Why now let me die, for I haue liu'd long enough : This is the period of my ambition : O this blefTed houre. Mift.Ford. O fweet Sir Iobn. Fal. Miftris Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate (Mift. Ford) now mall I fin in my wifh ; I would thy Husband were dead, He fpeake it before the beft Lord, I would make thee my Lady. Mift.Ford. I your Lady Sir Iobn ? Alas, I mould bee a pittifull Lady. Fal. Let the Court of France (hew me fuch another : I fee how thine eye would emulate the Diamond : Thou haft the right arched-beauty of the brow, that becomes the Ship-tyre, the Tyre-valiant, or any Tire of Venetian admittance. cMift.Ford. A plaine Kerchiefe, Sir John : My browes become nothing elfe, nor that well neither. Fal. Thou art a tyrant to fay fo : thou wouldft make an abfolute Courtier, and the firme fixture of thy foote, would giue an excellent motion to thy gate, in a femi- circled Farthingale. I fee what thou wert if Fortune thy foe, were not Nature thy friend : Come, thou canft not hide it. Mift. Ford. Beleeue me, ther's no fuch thing in me. Fal. What made me loue thee ? Let that perfwade thee. Ther's fomething extraordinary in thee : Come, I cannot cog, and fay thou art this and that, like a-manie of thefe lifping-hauthorne buds, that come like women in mens apparrell, and fmell like Bucklers-berry in Am- ple time : I cannot, but I loue thee, none but thee ; and thou deferu'ft it. M.Ford. Do not betray me fir, I fear you loue M.Page. Fal. Thou mightft as well fay, I loue to walke by the Counter-gate, which is as hatefull to me, as the reeke of a Lime -kill. Mif. Ford. Well, heauen knowes how I loue you, And you (hall one day finde it. Fal. Keepe in that minde, He deferue it. Mift.Ford: Nay, I muft tell you, fo you doe ; Or elfe I could not be in that minde. Rob. Miftris Ford, Miftris Ford: heere's Miftris Page at the doore, fweating, and blowing, and looking wildely, and would needs fpeake with you prefently. Fal. She fhall not fee me, I will enfconce mee behinde the Arras. M.Ford. Pray you do fo, Die's a very tatling woman. Whats the matter? Hew now? Mift. Page. O miftris Ford what haue you done? You'r fham'd, y'are ouerthrowne, y'are vndone for euer. M.Ford. What's the matter, good miftris Page f M.Page. O weladay, mift. Ford, hauing an honeft man to your husband, to giue him fuch caufe of fufpition. M.Ford. What caufe of fufpition ? M.Page. What caufe of fufpition ? Out vpon you : How am I miftooke in you ? M.Ford. Why (alas) what's the matter? M.Page. Your husband's comming hether (Woman) with all the Officers in Windfor, to fearch for a Gentle- man, that he fayes is heere now in the houfe ; by your confent to take an ill aduantage of his abfence ; you are vndone. cM.Ford. 'Tis not fo, I hope. M.Page. Pray heauen it be not fo, that you haue fuch a man heere : but 'tis moft certaine your husband's com- ming, with halfe Windfor at his heeles, to ferch for fuch a one, I come before to tell you : If you know your felfe cleere, why I am glad of it: but if you haue a friend here, conuey, conuey him out. Be not amaz'd, call all your fenfes to you, defend your reputation, or bid farwell to your good life for euer. M.Ford. What fhall I do ? There is a Gentleman my deere friend : and I feare not mine owne fhame fo much, as his perill. I had rather then a thoufand pound he were out of the houfe. M.Page. For fhame, neuer ftand (you had rather, and you had rather :) your husband's heere at hand, bethinke you of fome conueyance : in the houfe you cannot hide him. Oh, how haue you deceiu'd me ? Looke, heere is a basket, if he be of any reafonable ftature, he may creepe in heere, and throw fowle linnen vpon him, as if it were going to bucking : Or it is whiting time, fend him by your two men to Datchet-Mea.de. M.Ford. He's too big to go in there : what fhall I do ? Fal. Let me fee't, let me fee't, O let me fee't : He in, He in : Follow your friends counfell, He in. M.Page. What Sir Iobn Faiftaffe} Are thefe your Let- ters, Knight ? Fal. I loue thee, helpe mee away : let me creepe in heere : ile neuer M.Page. Helpe to couer your mafter (Boy: ) Call your men (Mift.Ford.) You diflembling Knight. M.Ford. What Iobn, Robert, Iobn ; Go, take vp thefe cloathes heere, quickly : Wher's the Cowle-ftaffe f Look how you drumble ? Carry them to the Landrefle in Dat- chet mead : quickly, come. Ford. 'Pray you come nere : if I fufpe£t without caufe, Why then make fport at me, then let me be your ieft, I deferue it : How now ? Whether beare you this ? Ser. To the LandrefTe forfooth ? M.Ford. Why, what haue you to doe whether they beare it? You were beft meddle with buck-wafhing. Ford. Buck? I would I could wafh my felfe of y Buck : Bucke, bucke, bucke, I bucke : I warrant you Bucke, And of the feafon too ; it fhall appeare. Gentlemen, I haue dream'd to night, Ile tell you my dreame: heere, heere, heere bee my keyes, afcend my Chambers, fearch, feeke, finde out: Ile warrant wee'le vnkennell the Fox. Let me flop this way firft : fo, now vncape. Page. Good mafter Ford, be contented : You wrong your felfe too much. Ford. True (mafter Page) vp Gentlemen, You fhall fee fport anon : Follow The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. 5 1 Follow me Gentlemen. Euans. This is fery fantafticall humors and iealoulies. Caitu. By gar, 'tis no-the fafhion of France : It is not iealous in France. Page. Nay follow him (Gentlemen) fee the yfiue of his fearch. Mift.Pageh there not a double excellency in this ? Mift.Ford. I know not which pleafes me better, That my husband is deceiued, or Sir Iobn. Miji.Page. What a taking was hee in, when your husband askt who was in the basket ? Mift.Ford. I am halfe affraid he will haue neede of warning : fo throwing him into the water, will doe him a benefit. Miji.Page. Hang him dimoneft rafcall: I would all of the fame ftraine, were in the fame diftrefle. Mift.Ford. I thinke my husband hath fome fpeciall fufpition of Falftaftfts being heere : for I neuer faw him fo grofle in his iealoufie till now. Miji.Page. I will lay a plot to try that, and wee will yet haue more trickes with Falftaffe; his diffolute difeafe will fcarfe obey this medicine. Mift.Ford. Shall we fend that foolimion Carion, Mift. S^uickly to him, and excufe his throwing into the water, and giue him another hope, to betray him to another puniftiment? Mill. Page. We will do it : let him be fent for to mor- row eight a clocke to haue amends. Ford. I cannot finde him : may be the knaue bragg'd of that he could not compafTe. Mift. Page. Heard you that ? Mift.Ford. You vfe me well, M.Ford? Do you? Ford. I, I do fo. cM.Ford. Heauen make you better then your thoghts Ford. Amen. <3V[i.Page. You do your felfe mighty wrong (M.Ford) Ford. I, I : I muft beare it. Eu. If there be any pody in the houfe, & in the cham- bers, and in the coffers, and in the preffes : heauen for- giue my (ins at the day of iudgement. Caius. Be gar, nor I too : there is no-bodies. Page. Fy, fy, M.Ford, are you not afliEm'd i What fpi- rit, what diuell fuggefts this imagination ? I wold not ha your diftemper in this kind, for y welth of Windftor caftle. Ford. 'Tis my fault (M.Page) I fuffer for it. Euans. You fuffer for a pad confcience : your wife is as honeft a o'mans, as I will defires among flue thou- fand, and fiue hundred too. Cai. By gar, I fee 'tis an honeft woman. Ford. Well, I promifd you a dinner : come, come, walk in the Parke, I pray you pardon me : I wil hereafter make knowne to you why I haue done this. Come wife, come Mi. Page, I pray you pardon me. Pray hartly pardon me. Page-. Let's go in Gentlemen, but(truft me)we'l mock him : I doe inuite you to morrow morning to my houfe to breakfaft : after we'll a Birding together, I haue a fine Hawke for the bum. Shall it be fo : Ford. Any thing. Eu. If there is one, I (hall make two in the Companie Ca. If there be one, or two, I (hall make-a-theturd. Ford. Pray you go, M.Page. Eua.l pray you now remembrance to morrow on the lowfie knaue, mine Hoft. Cai. Dat is good by gar, withall my heart. S-ua. A lowfie knaue, to haue his gibes, and his moc- keries. Exeunt. Sccena Quarta. Enter Fenton, cAnne, Page, Shallow, Slender, Quickly, Page, Mift. Page. Fen: I fee I cannot get thy Fathers loue, Therefore no more turne me to him (fweet Nan.) cAnne. Alas, how then ? Fen. Why thou muft be thy felfe. He doth obieft, I am too great of birth, And that my ftate being gall'd with my expence, I feeke to heale it onely by his wealth. Befides thefe, other barres he layes before me, My Riots paft, my wilde Societies, And tels me 'tis a thing impoffible I (liould loue thee, but as a property. An. May be he tels you true. No, heauen fo fpeed me in my time to come, Albeit I will confeffe, thy Fathers wealth Was the firft motiue that I woo'd thee (JLnne :) Yet wooing thee, I found thee of more valew Then ftampes in Gold, or fummes in fealed bagges : And 'tis the very riches of thy felfe, That now I ayme at. tAn. Gentle M. Fenton, Yet feeke my Fathers loue, (till feeke it (ir, If opportunity and humbleft fuite Cannot attaine it, why then harke you hither. Sbal. Breake their talke Miftris Sluickly, My Kinfman (hall fpeake for himfelfe. ' 5/ra.Ile make a (haft or a bolt on't, (lid, tis but ventu- Shal. Be not difmaid. ( rm S- Slen. No, (he (hall not difmay me : I care not for that, but that I am affeard. ^a/.Hark ye, M.Slender would fpeak a word with you An. I come to him. This is my Fathers choice : O what a world of vilde ill-fauour'd faults Lookes handfome in three hundred pounds a yeere ? S>ui. And how do's good Mailer Fenton ? Pray you a word with you. Sbal. Shee's comming ; to her Coz : O boy, thou hadft a father. Slen. I had a father (MAn) my vncle can tel you good iefts of him : pray you Vncle, tel Mift. Anne the left how my Father ftole two Geefe out of a Pen, good Vnckle. Sbal. Miftris Anne, my Cozen loues you. Slen. I that I do, as well as I loue any woman in Glo- ceftermire. Shal. He will maintaine you like a Gentlewoman. Slen. I that I will, come cut and long-taile, vnder the degree of a Squire. Shal. He will make you a hundred and fiftie pounds felfe. Shal. Marrie I thanke you for it : I thanke you for that good comfort : (he cals you (Coz) He leaue you. Anne. Now Mafter Slender., Slen. Now good Miftris cAnne. Anne. What is your will ? Slen. My will ? Odd's-hart-lings, that's a prettie ieft indeede : I ne're made my Will yet (I thanke Hea- uen:) I am not fuch a fickely creature, I giue Heauen praife. E 2 An. 52 The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. Anne. I meane (M. Slender) what wold you with me ? Slett. Truely, for mine owne part, I would little or nothing with you : your father and my vncle hath made motions : if it be my lucke, fo ; if not, happy man bee his dole, they can tell you how things go, better then I can : you may aske your father, heere he comes. Page. Now M r Slender ; Loue him daughter Anne. Why how now? What does M r Fenter here i You wrong me Sir, thus ftill to haunt my houfe. I told you Sir, my daughter is difpofd of. Fen. Nay M r Page, be not impatient. MiJl.Page. Good M. Fenton.come not to my child. Page. She is no match for you. Fen. Sir, will you heare me? Page. No, good M. Fenton. Come M. Shallow : Come fonne Slender, in ; Knowing my minde, you wrong me (M. Fenton.) Slui. Speake to Miftris Page. Fen. Good Mift. Page, for that I loue your daughter In fuch a righteous fafhion as I do, Perforce, againft all checkes, rebukes, and manners, I mull aduance the colours of my loue, And not retire. Let me haue your good will. An. Good mother, do not marry me to yond foole. MiJl.Page. I meane it not, I ieeke you a better huf- band. Slut. That's my mafter,M.DocT:or. ^«.AIas I had rather be fet quick i'th earth, And bowl'd to death with Turnips. cMiJl.Page. Come, trouble not your felfe good M. Fenton, I will not be your friend, nor enemy : My daughter will I queftion how fhe loues you, And as I finde her, fo am I afrefted : Till then, farewell Sir, ihe muft needs go in, Her father will be angry. Fen. Farewell gentle Miftris : farewell Nan. Slui. This is my doing now: Nay, faide I, will you caft away your childe on a Foole, and a Phyfitian : Looke on M. Fenton, this is my doing. Fen. I thanke thee : and I pray thee once to night, Giue my fweet Nan this Ring : there's for thy paines. Slut. Now heauen fend thee good fortune, a kinde heart he hath : a woman would run through fire & wa- ter for fuch a kinde heart. But yet, I would my Maifter had Miftris Anne, or I would M.Slender had her : or (in footh) I would M. Fenton had her ; I will do what I can for them all three, for fo I haue promifd, and He bee as good as my word, but fpecioully for M. Fenton. Well, I mult of another errand to Sir Iobn FalHaffe from my two Miftreffes : what a beaft am I to flacke it. Exeunt Scena Quinta. Enter Falflaffe, Bardolfe, Slickly, Ford. Fal. 'Bardolfe I fay. 'Bar. Heere Sir. Fal. Go, fetch me a quart of Sacke, put a toft in't. Haue I liu'd to be carried in a Basket like a barrow of butchers Offall? and to be throwne in the Thames? Wei, if I be feru'd fuch another tricke, He haue my braines 'tane out and butter'd, and giue them to a dogge for a New-yeares gift. The rogues flighted me into the riuer with as little remorfe, as they would haue drown'de a blinde bitches Puppies, fifteene i'th litter: and you may know by my fize, that I haue a kinde of alacrity in fink- ing : if the bottome were as deepe as hell, I Ihold down. I had beene drown'd, but that the ftiore was fheluy and mallow : a death that I abhorre : for the water fwelles a man ; and what a thing mould I haue beene, when I had beene fwel'd ? I mould haue beene a Mountaine of Mummie. Bar. Here's M.S>uickly Sir to fpeake with you. Fal. Come, let me poure in fome Sack to the Thames water : for my bellies as cold as if I had fwallow'd lnow- bais, for pilles to coole the reines. Call her in. Bar. Come in woman. S>ui. By your leaue : I cry you mercy ? Giue your worihip good morrow. Fal. Take away thefe Challices: Go, brew me a pottle of Sacke finely. •Bard. With Egges, Sir ? Fal. Simple of it felfe : He no Pullet-Sperfme in my brewage. How now? Slui. Marry Sir, I come to your worihip from M. Ford. Fal.Mift.Ford? I haue had Ford enough : I was thrown into the Ford ; I haue my belly full of Ford. Slui. Alas the day, (good-heart) that was not her fault : me do's fo take on with her men ; they miftooke their erection. (promife. Fal. So did I mine, to build vpon a foolifh Womans Slui. Well, fhe laments Sir for it, that it would yern your heart to fee it : her husband goes this morning a birding ; fhe defires you once more to come to her, be- tweene eight and nine : I muft carry her word quickely, lhe'11 make you amends I warrant you. Fal. Well, I will vifit her, tell her fo : and bidde her thinke what a-man is : Let her confider his frailety, and then iudge of my merit. S>ui. I will tell her. Fal. Do fo. Betweene nine and ten faift thou ? Slui. Eight and nine Sir. Fal. Well, be gone : I will not miffe her. Slui. Peace be with you Sir. Fal. I meruaile I heare not of M r Broome : he fent me word to ftay within : I like his money well. Oh, heere be comes. Ford. Blefie you Sir. Fal. Now M. 'Broome, you come to know What hath paft betweene me, and Fords wife. Ford. That indeed (Sir Iohn) is my bufinefie. Fal. M.Broome I will not lye to you, I was at her houfe the houre fhe appointed me. Ford. And fped you Sir ? Fal. very ill-fauouredly M.Broome. Ford. How fo fir, did fhe change her determination ? Fal. No {M.Broome) but the peaking Curnuto her huf- band (M.Broome) dwelling in a continual larum of ielou- fie, corns me in the inftant of our encounter, after we had embraft, kift, protefted, & (as it were) fpoke the prologue of our Comedy : and at his heeles, a rabble of his compa- nions, thither prouoked and inftigated by his diftemper, and (forfooth) to ferch his houfe for his wiues Loue. Ford. What* While you were there? Fal. While I was there. For. And did he fearch for you, & could not find you ? Fal. You mail heare. As good lucke would haue it, comes in one Mifl. Page, giues intelligence of Fords ap- proch : and in her inuention, and Fords wiues diftraftion, they conuey'd me into a bucke-basket. Ford The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. 53 Ford. A Buck-basket? Fal. Yes : a Buck-basket : ram'd mee in with foule Shirts and Smockes, Socks, foule Stockings, greafie Napkins, that (Mafter Broome) there was the rankeft compound of villanous fmell, that euer offended no- ftrill. Ford. And how long lay you there ? Fal. Nay, you ihall heare (Mafter Broome) what I haue fufferd, to bring this woman to euill, for your good : Being thus cram'd in the Basket, a couple of Fords knaues, his Hindes, were cald forth by their Mi- ftris, to carry mee in the name of foule Cloathes to hatchet-lane : they tooke me on their moulders : met the iealous knaue their Mafter in the doore ; who ask'd them once or twice what they had in their Baf- ket ? I quak'd for feare leaft the Lunatique Knaue would haue fearch'd it : but Fate (ordaining he fhould be a Cuckold) held his hand : well, on went hee, for a fearch, and away went I for foule Cloathes : But marke the fequell (Mafter Broome) I fuffered the pangs of three feuerall deaths : Firft, an intolerable fright, to be detected with a iealious rotten Bell-weather : Next to be compafs'd like a good Bilbo in the circum- ference of a Pecke, hilt to point, heele to head. And then to be ftopt in like a ftrong diftillation with {link- ing Cloathes , that fretted in their owne greafe : thinke of that, a man of my Kidney j thinke of that, that am as fubiect to heate as butter; a man of conti- nuall diffolution, and thaw : it was a miracle to fcape fuffocation. And in the height of this Bath (when I was more then halfe ftew'd in greafe (like a Dutch- difh ) to be throwne into the Thames , and coold, glowing-hot, in that ferge like a Horfe- ftioo ; thinke of that ; hiffing hot : thinke of that (Mafter Broome.) Ford. In good fadneffe Sir, I am iorry, that for my fake you haue fufferd all this. My fuite then is defperate : You'll vndertake her no more? Fal. Mafter Broome : I will be throwne into Etna, as I haue beene into Thames, ere I will leaue her thus ; her Husband is this morning gone a Birding : I haue receiued from her another ambaffie of mee- ting.- 'twixt eight and nine is the houre (Mafter Broome.) Ford. 'Tis paft eight already Sir. Fal. Is it ? I will then addreffe mee to my appoint- ment : Come to mee at your conuenient leifure, and you ihall know how I fpeede : and the conclufion ftiall be crowned with your enioying her: adiew : you lhall haue her (Mafter Broome) Mafter Broonte, you ihall cuckold Ford. Ford. Hum: ha? Is this a vifion? Is this a dreame f doe I fleepe? Mafter Ford awake, awake Matter Ford: ther's a hole made in your beft coate (Mafter Ford:) this 'tis to be married ; this 'tis to haue Lynnen, and Buck- baskets : Well, I will proclaime my felfe what I am : I will now take the Leacher : hee is at my houfe : hee cannot fcape me : 'tis impoffible hee fhould : hee can- not creepe into a halfe-penny purfe, nor into a Pepper- Boxe : But leaft the Diuell that guides him, mould aide him, I will fearch impoffible places: though what I am, I cannot auoide ; yet to be what I would not, ihall not make me tame : If I haue homes, to make one mad, let the prouerbe goe with me, He be home- mad. Exeunt. A5ius Quartus. Sccena 'Prima. Enter Mijlris P age ,2Zuickly,WMiam ,Euans. MiJi.Pag. Is he at M. Fords already think'ft thou ? 2}ui. Sure he is by this ; or will be prefently ; but truely he is very couragious mad, about his throwing into the water. Miftris Ford defires you to come fo- dainely. MiJi.Pag. He be with her by and by : He but bring my yong-man here to Schoole : looke where his Mafter comes; 'tis a playing day I fee : how now Sir Hugh, no Schoole to day ? Eua. No : Mafter Slender is let the Boyes leaue to play. Qui. 'Bleffing of his heart. MiJi.Pag. Sir Hugh, my husband faies my fonne pro- fits nothing in the world at his Booke : I pray you aske him fome queftions in his Accidence. Eu. Come hither William; hold vp your head; come. MiJi.Pag. Come-on Sirha ; hold vp your head ; an- fwere your Mafter, be not afraid. Eua. William, how many Numbers is in Nownes ? Will. Two. 2)ui. Truely, I thought there had bin one Number more, becaufe they fay od's-Nownes. Eua. Peace, your tatlings. What is (Faire)William ? Will. Pulcher. 2}u. Powlcats? there are fairer things then Powlcats, Aire. Sua. You are a very Simplicity o'man : 1 pray you oeace. What is (Lapis) William ? Will. A Stone. Eua. And what is a Stone (William ?) Will. A Peeble. Eua. No ; it is Lapis : I pray you remember in your praine. Will. Lapis. Eua. That is a good William : what is he (William) that do's lend Articles. Will. Articles are borrowed of the Pronoune ; and be thus declined. Singularity nominatiuo hie, h#c, hoc. Eua. Nominatiuo hig, hag, hog : pray you marke : geni- tiuo kuiiu : Well : what is your Accujatiue-caje ? Will. Accufatiuo bine. Eua. I pray you haue your remembrance (childe) Ac- cujatiuo king, hang, hog. S^u. Hang-hog, is latten for Bacon, I warrant you. Eua. Leaue your prables (o'man) What is the Foca- tim cafe (William!) Will. 0,Vocatiuo, 0. Eua. Remember William, Focatiue, is caret. SZu. And that's a good roote. Eua. O' man, forbeare. MiJi.Pag. Peace. Eua: What is your Genitiue cafe p/ur all (William}) Will. Genitiue cafe ? Eua. I. Will. Genitiue horum, harum, horum. <%u. 'Vengeance of Ginyes cafe ; fie on her ; neuer name her( childe) if fhe be a whore. Eua. For fhame o'man. <$u. You doe ill to teach the childe fuch words : hee teaches him to hie, and to hac ; which they'll doe faft enough of themfelues, and to call horum ; fie vpon you. E 3 Eua. 'Oman 54 The Merry Wiues of Wind/or. Euans. O'man, art thou Lunafies ? Haft thou no vn- derftandings for thy Cafes, & the numbers of the Gen- ders ? Thou art as foolife Chriftian creatures, as I would defires. c/W;'.Pagui, que, quod; if you forget your Slmes, your Slues, and your Sluods, you muft be preeches : Goe your waies and play, go. M.Pag. He is a better fcholler then I thought he was. Eu. He is a good fprag-memory : Farewel Mis. Page. MJ.Page. Adieu good Sir Hugh: Get you home boy, Come we ftay too long. Exeunt. Scena Secunda. Enter Faljloffe, MiJl.Ford, Mifl.Page, Ser uants, Ford, Page,Caiui,Euans, Shallow. Fal. Mi. Ford, Your forrow hath eaten vp my fuffe- rance; I fee you are obfequious in your loue, and I pro- feffe requital! to a haires bredth, not onely Mift. Ford, in the fimple office of loue, but in all the accuflrement, complement, and ceremony of it; But are you fure of your husband now ? Mif.Ford. Hee's a birding (fweet Sir Iohn.) Mif.Page. What hoa,goffip Ford : what hoa. cMif.Ford. Step into th'chamber, Sir Iohn. Mij. Page. How now (fweete heart) whofe at home befides your felfe ? Mif Ford. Why none but mine owne people. Mif.Page. Indeed ? MiJ.Ford. No certainly : Speake louder. Mift.Pag.Trulv, I am fo glad you haue no body here. zMift.Ford. Why? Mif.Page. Why woman, your husband is in his olde lines againe : he fo takes on yonder with my husband, fo railes againft all married mankinde ; fo curfes all Eues daughters, of what complexion foeuer ; and fo buffettes himfelfe on the for-huke. tAngelo: There is a kinde of Character in thy life, That to th'obferuer, doth thy hiftory Fully vnfold : Thy felfe, and thy belongings Are not thine owne fo proper, as to wafte Thy felfe vpon thy vertues ; they on thee •• Heauen doth with vs, as we, with Torches doe, Not light them for themfelues: For if our vertues Did not goe forth of vs, 'twere all alike As if we had them not : Spirits are not finely tonch'd, But to fine ifTues : nor nature neuer lends The fmalleft fcruple of her excellence, But like a thrifty goddeffe, (he determines Her felfe the glory of a creditour, Both thanks, and vfe ; but I do bend my fpeech To one that can my part in him aduertife ; Hold therefore Angela : In our remoue, be thou at full, our felfe : Mortallitie and Mercie in Vienna Liue in thy tongue, and heart : Old Efcalus Though firft in queftion, is thy fecondary. Take thy Commiffion. Ang. Now good my Lord Let there be fome more teft, made of my mettle, Before fo noble, and fo great a figure Be ftamp't vpon it. Duk. No more euafion : We haue with a leauen'd, and prepared choice Proceeded to you ; therefore take your honors: Our hafte from hence is of fo quicke condition, That it prefers it felfe, and leaues vnqueftion'd Matters of needfull value : We mall write to you As time, and our concernings mall importune, How it goes with vs, and doe looke to know What doth befall you here. So fare you well : To th' hopefull execution doe I leaue you, Of your Commifiions. Ang. Yet giue leaue (my Lord,) That we may bring you fomething on the way. Duk, My hafte may not admit it, Nor neede you (on mine honor) haue to doe With any fcruple : your fcope is as mine owne, So to inforce,or qualifie the Lawes As to your foule feemes good : Giue me your hand, He priuily away : I loue the people, But doe not like to ftage me to their eyes: Though it doe well, I doe not reHilh well Their lowd applaufe, and Aues vehement : Nor doe I thinke the man of fafe difcretion That do's affeft it. Once more fare you well. Ang. The heauens giue fafety to your purpofes. Efc. Lead forth , and bring you backe in neffe. Duk. I thanke you, fare you well. Efc. I /hall defire you, Sir, to giue me leaue To haue free fpeech with you ; and it concernes me To looke into the bottome of my place: A powre I haue, but of what ftrength and nature, I am not yet inftru£ted. Ang. "Tis fo with me : Let vs with-draw together, And we may foone our fatisfaftion haue Touching that point. Efc. He wait vpon your honor. Exeunt. F Sccena happi- Exit. 62 Meafure for Meafure. Scena Secunda. Enter Lucio, and two other Gentlemen. Luc. If the Duke, with the other Dukes, come not to compofition with the King of Hungary, why then all the Dukes fall vpon the King. I . Gent. Heauen grant vs its peace, but not the King of Hungaries. z.Gent. Amen. Luc. Thou eonclud'ft like the Sanctimonious Pirat, that went to fea with the ten Commandements, but fcrap'd one out of the Table. z.Gent. Thou /halt not Steale ? Luc. I, that he raz'd. J.Gent. Why? 'twas a commandement, to command the Captaine and all the reft from their fun&ions : they put forth to fteale : There's not a Souldier of vs all, that in the thankf-giuing before meate, do rallifti the petition well, that praies for peace. Z.Gent. I neuer heard any Souldier diflike it. Luc. I beleeue thee : for I thinke thou neuer was't where Grace was faid. Z.Gent. No? a dozen times at leaft. J.Gent. What? In meeter? Luc. In any proportion : or in any language. J.Gent. I thinke, or in any Religion. Luc. I, why not ? Grace, is Grace, defpight of all con- trouerfie: as for example; Thou thy felfe art a wicked villaine, defpight of all Grace. J.Gent. Well: there went but a paire of fheeres be- tween e vs. Luc. I grant ; as there may betweene the Lifts, and the Veluet. Thou art the Lift. I.Gent. And thou the Veluet ; thou art good veluet; thou'rt a three pild-peece I warrant thee : I had as liefe be a Lyft of an Englifh Kerfey, as be pil'd, as thou art pJl'd,for a French Veluet. Do I fpeake feelingly now? Luc. I thinke thou do'ft : and indeed with moft pain- full feeling of thy fpeech : I will, out of thine owne con- feffion, learne to begin thy health ; but, whilft I liue for- get to drinke after thee. j.Gen.I think I haue done my felfe wrong, haue I not? Z.Gent. Yes, that thou haft; whether thou art tainted, or free. Enter Bawde. Lac. Behold, behold, where Madam Mitigation comes. I haue purchaf'd as many difeafes vnder her Roofe, As come to Z.Gent. To what, I pray ? Luc. Iudge. z.Gent. To three thoufand Dollours a yeare. J.Gent. I, and more. Luc. A French crowne more. J.Gent. Thou art alwayes figuring difeafes in me; but thou art full of error, I am found. Luc. Nay, not (as one would fsy ) healthy : but fo found, as things that are hollow; thy bones are hollow; Impiety has made a feaft of thee. J.Gent. How now, which of your hips has the moft profound Ciatica ? Bawd. Well, well : there's one yonder arrefted, and carried to prifon, was worth fiue thoufand of you all. z.Gent. Who's that I pray'thee ? Bawd. Marry Sir, that's Claudia, Signior Qlaudio. J.Gent. Claudio to prifon ? 'tis not fo. 'Bawd. Nay, but I know 'tis fo : I faw him arrefted : faw him carried away : and which is more, within thefe three daies his head to be chop'd off. Luc. But, after all this fooling, I would not haue it fo: Art thou fure of this? "Bawd. I am too fure of it : and it is for getting Madam Iulietta with childe. Luc. Beleeue me this may be : he 'promis'd to meete me two howres fince, and he was euer precife in promife keeping. z.Gent. Befides you know, it drawes fomthing neere to the fpeech we had to fuch a purpofe. I.Gent. But moft of all agreeing with the proclamatio. Luc. Away: let's goe learne the truth of it. Exit. 'Bawd. Thus, what with the war ; what with the fweat, what with the gallowes, and what with pouerty, I am Cuftom-lhrunke. How now ? what's the newes with you. Enter Clowne. Clo. Yonder man is carried to prifon. Baw. Well : what has he done ? Clo. A Woman. 'Baw. But what's his offence i Clo. Groping for Trowts, in a peculiar Riuer. 'Baw. What ? is there a maid with child by him f Clo. No : but there's a woman with maid by him : you haue not heard of the proclamation, haue you ? Baw. What proclamation, man i Qlow. All howfes in the Suburbs of Vienna muft bee pluck'd downe. Bawd. And what mail become of thofe in the Citie ? Clow. They mall ftand for feed : they had gon down to, but that a wife Burger put in for them. 'Bawd. But Ihall all our houfes of refort in the Sub- urbs be puld downe ? Clow. To the ground, Miflris. Bawd. Why heere's a change indeed in the Common- wealth : what /hall become of me ? Clow. Come : feare not you: good Counfellors lacke no Ciients : though you change your place , you neede not change your Trade : He bee your Tapfter ftill ; cou- rage, there will bee pitty taken on you ; you that haue worne your eyes almoft out in the feruice, you. will bee confidered. Bawd. What's to doe heere, Thomas Tapfter? let's withdraw ? Clo. Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the Prouoft to prifon : and there's Madam Iuliet. Exeunt. Scena Tertia. Enter Prouojl , Claudio, Iuliet, Officers, Lucio,& z.Gent. Cla. Fellow, why do'ft thou mow me thus to th'world? Beare me to prifon, where I am committed. Pro. I do it not in euill difpofition, But from Lord ^Angela by fpeciall charge. Clau. Thus can the demy-god (Authority) Make vs pay downe, for our offence, by waight The words of heauen ; on whom it will, it will, On whom it will not (foe) yet ftill 'tis iuft. (ftraint. Luc. Why how now Claudio? whence comes this re- Cla. From too much liberty, (my Lucio) Liberty As furfet is the father of much faft, So euery Scope by the immoderate vfe Turnes to reftraint : Our Natures doe purfue Like Meafure for Meafure. 6.1 Like Rats that rauyn downe their proper Bane, A thirfty euill, and when we drinke, we die. Luc. If I could fpeake fo wifely vnder an arreft, I would fend for certaine of my Creditors : and yet, to fay the truth, I had as lief haue the foppery of freedome, as the mortality of imprifonment : what's thy offence , Claudia ? Qla. What (but to fpeake of) would offend againe. Luc. What, is't murder ? Cla. No. Luc. Lecherie ? Cla. Call it fo. Fro. Away, Sir, you muft goe. Qla. One word, good friend : Lucio, a word with you. Luc. A hundred : If they'll doe you any good : Is Lechery fo look'd after ? Cla. Thus ftands it with me : vpon a true contract I got poffeffion of lulictas bed, You know the Lady, (he is faft my wife, Saue that we doe the denunciation lacke Of outward Order. This we came not to, Onely for propogation of a Dowre Remaining in the Coffer of her friend^, From whom we thought it meet to hide our Loue Till Time had made them for vs. But it chances The ftealth of our moft mutuall entertainment With Character too groffe, is writ on luliet. Luc. With childe, perhaps ? Cla. Vnhappely, euen fo. And the new Deputie, now for the Duke, Whether it be the fault and glimpfe of newnes, Or whether that the body publique, be A horfe whereon the Gouernor doth ride, Who newly in the Seate, that it may know He can command ; lets it ftrait feele the fpur : Whether the Tirranny be in his place, Or in his Eminence that fills it vp I ftagger in : But this new Gouernor Awakes me all the inrolled penalties Which haue (like vn-fcowr'd Armor) hung by th'wall So long, that ninteene Zodiacks haue gone round, And none of them beene worne ; and for a name Now puts the drowfie and neglefted Aft Fre/hly on me : 'tis furely for a name. Luc. I warrant it is : And thy head ftands fo tickle on thy moulders, that a milke-maid, if me be in loue, may figh it off : Send after the Duke, and appeale to him. Cla. I haue done fo, but hee's not to be found. I pre'thee {Lucio) doe me this kinde feruice : This day, my fifter mould the Cloyfter enter, And there receiue her approbation. Acquaint her with the danger of my ftate, Implore her, in my voice, that lhe make friends To the ftricT: deputie : bid her felfe affay him, I haue great hope in that : for in her youth There is a prone and fpeechleffe dialed!:, Such as moue men : befide, /he hath profperous Art When fhe will play with reafon, and difcourfe, And well flie can perfwade. Luc. I pray fhee may ; afwell for the encouragement of the like, which elfe would ftand vnder greeuous im- pofition : as for the enioying of thy life, who I would be forry mould bee thus foolimly loft, at a game of ticke- tacke : He to her. Cla. I thanke you good friend Lucio. 63 Luc. Within two houres. Qla. Come Officer, away. Scena Quarta. Enter Duke and Frier Thomas. Duk. No : holy Father, throw away that thought, Beleeue not that the dribling dart of Loue Can pierce a compleat bofome : why, I defire thee To giue me fecret harbour, hath a purpofe More graue, and wrinkled, then the aimes, and ends Of burning youth. Fri. May your Grace fpeake of it ? Duk. My holy Sir, none better knowes then you How I haue euer lou'd the life remoued And held in idle price, to haunt affemblies Where youth, and coft, witleffe brauery keepes. I haue deliuerd to Lord ^Angela (A man of ftri&ure and firme abftinence) My abfolute power, and place here in "Vienna, And he fuppofes me trauaild to Poland, (For fo I haue ftrewd it in the common eare) And fo it is receiu'd : Now (pious Sir) You will demand of me, why I do this. Fri. Gladly, my Lord. Duk. We haue ftrift Statutes, and moft biting Laws, (The needfull bits and curbes to headftrong weedes,) Which for this foureteene yeares, we haue le t flip, Euen like an ore-growne Lyon in a Caue That goes not out to prey : Now, as fond Fathers, Hauing bound vp the threatning twigs of birch, Onely to fticke it in their childrens fight, For terror, not to vfe : in time the rod More mock'd, then fear'd : fo our Decrees, Dead to infliction, to themfelues are dead, And libertie, plucks Iuftice by the nofe; The Baby beates the Nurfe, and quite athwart Goes all decorum. Fri. It refted in your Grace To vnloofe this tyde-vp Iuftice, when you pleaPd : And it in you more dreadfull would haue feem'd Then in Lord Angelo. Duk. I doe feare : too dreadfull : Sith 'twas my fault, to giue the people fcope, 'T would be my tirrany to ftrike and gall them, For what I bid them doe : For, we bid this be done When euill deedes haue their permifliue paffe, And not the punifliment : therefore indeede (my father) I haue on Angelo impos'd the office, Who may in th'ambufli of my name, ftrike home, And yet, my nature neuer in the fight To do in flander : And to behold his fway I will, as 'twere a brother of your Order, Vifit both Prince, and People : Therefore I pre'thee Supply me with the habit, and inftrucl: me How I may formally in perfon beare Like a true Frier: Moe reafons for this a&ion At our more leyfure, fliall I render you ; Onely, this one : Lord Angelo is precife, Stands at a guard with Enuie : fcarce confeffes That his blood flowes : or that his appetite Is more to bread then ftone : hence fliall we fee If power change purpofe : what our Seemers be. Exit. F 2 Sccena 64 Meafure for Meafure. Scena Quinta. Enter IJabell and Francijca a Nun. IJa. And haue you Nuns no farther priuiledges ? Nun. Are not thefe large enough ? IJa. Yes truely ; I fpeake not as defiring more, But rather wiihing a more ftrict reftraint Vpon the Sifterftood, the Votarifts of Saint Clare. Lucio •within. Luc. Hoa ? peace be in this place. IJa: Who's that which cals ? Nun. It is a mans voice : gentle IJabella Turne you the key, and know his bufinefle of him; You may ; I may not : you are yet vnfworne : When you haue vowd, you muft not fpeake with men, But in the prefence of the PrioreJJ'e ; Then if you fpeake,you muft not ftiow your face; Or if you mow your face, you muft not fpeake. He cals againe : I pray you anfwere him Ifa. Peace and profperitie : who is't that cals ? Luc. Haile Virgin, (if you be) as thofe cheeke-Rofes Proclaime you are no lefle .• can you fo fteed me, As bring me to the fight of IJabella, A Nouice of this place, and the faire Sifter To her vnhappie brother C/audio? IJa. Why her vnhappy Brother ? Let me aske, The rather for I now muft make you know I am that IJabella, and his Sifter. Luc. Gentle & faire: your Brother kindly greets you; Not to be weary with you ; he's in prifon. IJa. Woe me ; for what f Luc. For that, which if my felfe might be his Iudge, He fhould receiue his punimment, in thankes; He hath got his friend with childe. IJa. Sir, make me not your ftorie. Luc . 'Tis true; I would not, though 'tis my familiar fin, With Maids to feeme the Lapwing, and to ieft Tongue, far from heart : play with all Virgins fo : I hold you as a thing en-skied, and fainted, By your renouncement, an imortall fpirit And to be talk'd within fincerity, As with a Saint. IJa. You doe blafpheme the good, in mocking me. Luc. Doe not beleeue it : fewnes, and truth ; tis thus, Your brother, and his louer haue embrac'd ; As thofe that feed, grow full : as bloffoming Time That from the feednes, the bare fallow brings To teemiug foyfon : euen fo her plenteous wombe Expreffeth his full Tilth, and husbandry. IJa. Some one with childe by him? my cofen Iul'iet ? Luc. Is ftie your cofen ? IJa. Adoptedly, as fchoole-maids change their names By vaine, though apt affection. Luc. She it is. IJa. Oh, let him marry her. Luc. This is the point. The Duke is very ftrangely gone from hence; Bore many gentlemen (my felfe being one) In hand, and hope of action : but we doe learne, By thofe that know the very Nerues of State, His giuing-out, were of an infinite diftance From his true meant defigne : vpon his place, ( And with full line of his authority J Gouernes Lord Angela ; A man, whofe blood Is very fnow-broth : one, who neuer feeles The wanton flings, and motions of the fence; But doth rebate, and blunt his naturall edge With profits of the minde : Studie, and faft He (to giue feare to vfe, and libertie, Which haue, for long, run-by the hideous law, As Myce, by Lyons) hath pickt out an aft, Vnder whofe heauy fence, your brothers life Fals into forfeit : he arrefts him on it, And followes clofe the rigor of the Statute To make him an example : all hope is gone, Vnleffe you h.iue the grace, by your faire praier To loften Angelo : And that's my pith of bufinefle 'Twixt you, and your poore brother. IJa. Doth he fo, Seeke his life ? Luc. Has cenfur'd him already, And as I heare, the Prouoft hath a warrant For's execution. IJa. Alas : what poore Abilitie's in me, to doe him good. Luc. Affay the powre you haue. IJa. My power ? alas, I doubt. Luc. Our doubts are traitors And makes vs loofe the good we oft might win, By fearing to attempt : Goe to Lord Angelo And let him learne to know, when Maidens fue Men giue like gods : but when they weepe and kneele, All their petitions, are as freely theirs As they themfelues would owe them. IJa. He fee what I can doe. Luc. But fpeedily. IJa. I will about it ftrait ; No longer flaying, but to giue the Mother Notice of my affaire : I humbly thanke you : Commend me to my brother : foone at night He fend him certaine word of my fuccefle. Luc. I take my leaue of you. IJa. Good fir, adieu. Exeunt ABus Secimdus. Sccena 'Prima. Enter Angelo, EJcalus, and Jeruants, Iujtice. Ang. We muft not make a fear-crow of the Law, Setting it vp to feare the Birds of prey, And let it keepe one fliape, till cuftome make it Their pearch, and not their terror. £Jc. I, but yet Let vs be keene, and rather cut a little Then fall, and bruife to death : alas, this gentleman Whom I would faue, had a moft noble father, Let but your honour know (Whom I beleeue to be moft ftrait in vertue) That in the working of your owne affections, Had time coheard with Place, or place with wiihing, Or that the refolute acting of our blood Could haue attaind th'effect of your owne purpofe, Whether you had not fometime in your life Er'd in this point, which now you cenfure him, And puld the Law vpon you. Ang. 'Tis one thing to be tempted [EJcalut) Another Meafure for Meafure. 65 Another thing to fall : I not deny The Iury paffing on the Prifoners life May in the fworne-twelue haue a thiefe, or two Guiltier then him they try; what's open made to Iuftice, That Iuftice ceizes; What knowes the Lawes That theeues do paffe on theeues? 'Tis very pregnant, The Iewell that we finde, we ftoope, and take't, Becaufe we fee it ; but what we doe not fee, We tread vpon,and neuer thinke of it. You may not fo extenuate his offence, For I haue had fuch faults ; but rather tell me When I, that cenfure him, do fo offend, Let mine owne Iudgement patterne out my death, And nothing came in partial!. Sir,he muft dye. Enter Prouojl. EJc. Be it as your wifedome will. Ang. Where is the Prouojl* Pro. Here if it like your honour. Ang. See that Claudia Be executed by nine to morrow morning, Bring him his Confeffor, let him be prepar'd, For that's the vtmoft of his pilgrimage. EJc. Well : heauen forgiue him ; and forgiue vs all ; Some rife by fume, and Jome by -venue fall : Some run from brakes of Ice, and anfwere none, And fome condemned for a fault alone. Enter Slboiu, Froth, Cloivne, Officers. Sib. Come, bring them away; if thefe be good peo- ple in a Common-weale, that doe nothing but vfe their abufes in common houfes, I know no law : bring them away. Ang. How now Sir, what's your name? And what's the matter? Sib. If it pleafe your honour, I am the poore Dukes Conftable, and my name is Elboiv ; I doe leane vpon Iu- ftice Sir, and doe bring in here before your good honor, two notorious Benefactors. Ang. Benefactors? Well: What Benefactors are they? Are they not Malefactors ? Elb. If it pleafe your honour, I know not well what they are : But precife villaines they are, that I am fure of, and void of all prophanation in the world , that good Chriftians ought to haue. EJc. This comes off well : here's a wife Officer. Ang. Goe to : What quality are they off Slboiu is your name ? Why do'ft thou not fpeake Elbow ? Clo. He cannot Sir : he's out at Elbow. Ang. What are you Sir? Elb. He Sir : a Tapfter Sir : parcell Baud : one that ferues a bad woman : whofe houfe Sir was £as they fay) pluckt downe in the Suborbs : and now fhee profeffes a hot-houfe ; which, I thinke is a very ill houfe too. EJc. How know you that? Elb. My wife Sir ? whom I deteft before heauen, and your honour. EJc. How ? thy wife ? Sib. I Sir : whom I thanke heauen is an honeft wo- man. EJc. Do'ft thou deteft her therefore ? Elb. I fay fir, I will deteft my felfe alfo, as well as fhe, that this houfe, if it be not a Bauds houfe, it is pitfy of her life, for it is a naughty houfe. EJc. How do'ft thou know that, Conftable ? Sib. Marry fir, by my wife, who, if fhe had bin a wo- man Cardinally giuen, might haue bin accus'd in forni- 65 cation, adultery, and all vncleanlineffe there. EJc. By the womans meanes ? Elb. I fir, by Miftris Ouer-dons meanes: but as me fpit in his face, fo fhe deride him. Qlo. Sir, if it pleafe your honor, this is not fo. Elb. Proue it before thefe varlets here, thou honora- ble man, proue it. EJc. Doe you heare how he mifplaces ? Clo. Sir, fhe came in great with childe : and longing (fauing your honors reuerence) for ftewd prewyns ; fir, we had but two in the houfe, which at that very diftant time ftood, as it were in a fruit difh (a dilh of fome three pence ; your honours haue feene fuch difhes) they are not China-difhes, but very good difhes. EJc. Go too : go too : no matter for the difh fir. Clo. No indeede fir not of a pin ; you are therein in the right : but, to the point : As I fay, this Miftris Elbciv, being (as I fay) with childe, and being great bellied, and longing (as I faid) for prewyns : and hauing but two in the difh (as I faid) Matter Froth here, this very man, ha- uing eaten the reft (as I faid) & (as I fay) paying for them very honeftly : for, as you know Mafter Froth, I could not giue you three pence againe. Fro. No indeede. Clo. Very well : you being then (if you be remem— bred) cracking the ftones of the forefaid prewyns. Fro. I, fo 1 did indeede. Clo. Why, very well : I telling you then (if you be remembred) that fuch a one, and fuch a one, were paft cure of the thing you wot of, vnleffe they kept very good diet, as I told you. Fro. All this is true. Clo. Why very well then. EJc. Come : you are a tedious foole : to the purpofe : what was done to Elbctvei wife, that hee hath caufe to complaine of? Come me to what was done to her. Qlo. Sir, your honor cannot come to that yet. EJc. No fir, nor I meane it not. Clo. Sir, but you fhall come to it, by your honours leaue : And I befeech you, looke into Mafter Froth here fir, a man of foure-fcore pound a yea're ; whofe father died at Halloivmai : Was't not at Halloivmai Mafter Froth ? Fro. Allhallond-Eue. Clo. Why very well : I hope here be truthes : he Sir, fitting (as I fay) in a lower chaire, Sir, 'twas in the bunch of Grapes, where indeede you haue a delight to fit, haue you not ? Fro. I haue fo, becaufe it is an open roome, and good for winter. Clo. Why very well then : I hope here be truthes. Ang. This will laft out a night in Rufsia When nights are longeft there : He take my leaue, And leaue you to the hearing of the caufe; Hoping youle finde good caufe to whip them all. Sxit. EJc. I thinke no leffe : good morrow to your Lord- fhip. Now Sir, come on : What was done to Elbcwes wife, once more* Clo. Once Sir ? there was nothing done to her once. Elb. I befeech you Sir, aske him what this man did to my wife. Qlo. I befeech your honor, aske me. SJc. Well fir, what did this Gentleman to her? Clo. I befeech you fir, looke in this Gentlemans face: good Mafter Froth looke vpon his honor; 'tis for a good purpofe : doth your honor marke his face ? F 3 SJc. I 66 Meafure for Meafu Efc. I fir, very well. Qlo. Nay, I befeech you marke it well. Efc. Well, I doe fo. Clo. Doth your honor fee any harme in his face ? Efc. Why no. Clo. He be fuppofd vpon a booke, his face is the worft thing about him: good then: if his face be the worft thing about him, how could Mafter Froth doe the Con- ftables wife any harme ? I would know that of your honour. Efc. He's in the right (Conftable) what fay you to it ? Elb. Firft, and it like you, the houfe is a refpecled houfe ; next, this is a refpecled fellow ; and his Miftris is a refpe&ed woman. Qlo. By this hand Sir, his wife is a more refpefted per- fon then any of vs all. Elb. Varlet, thou lyeft; thou lyeft wicked varlet : the time is yet to come that fhee was euer refpe&ed with man, woman, or childe. Clo. Sir, fhe was refpedted with him, before he mar- ried with her. Efc. Which is the wifer here ; Iuftice or Iniquitie ? Is this true ? Elb. O thou caytiffe : O thou varlet: O thou wick- ed Hanniball; I refpecled with her, before I was married to her? If euer I was refpedted with her, or fhe with me, let not your worfhip thinke mee the poore 'Dukes Offi- cer : proue this, thou wicked Hanniball , or ile haue mine aclion of battry on thee. Sfc. If he tooke you a box 'oth'eare, you might haue your aftion of Ihnder too. Elb. Marry I thanke your good worfhip for it : what is't your Worfhips pleafure I fhall doe with this wick- ed Caitiffe ? Ejc. Truly Officer, becaufe he hath fome offences in him, that thou wouldft difcouer, if thou couldft, let him continue in his courfes , till thou knowft what they are. Elb. Marry I thanke your worlhip for it : Thou feeft thou wicked varlet now, what's come vpon thee. Thou art to continue now thou Varlet, thou art to continue. Efc. Where were you borne, friend? Froth. Here in Vienna, Sir. Efc. Are you of fourefcore pounds a yeere ? Froth. Yes, and 'tpleafe you fir. Ejc. So : what trade are you of, fir ? Clo. A Tapfter, a poore widdowes Tapfter. Efc. Your Miftris name ? Clo. Miftris Ouer-dm. Efc. Hath fhe had any more then one husband? Clo. Nine, fir : Ouer-don by the laft. Efc. Nine ? come hether to me, Mafter Froth ; Mafter Froth, I would not haue you acquainted with Tapfters ; they will draw you Mafter Froth, and you wil hang them: get you gon, and let me heare no more of you. Fro. I thanke your woifhip : for mine owne part , I neuer come into any roome in a Tap-houfe, but I am drawne in. Efc. Well : no more of it Mafter Froth : farewell : Come you hether to me, M r . Tapfter : what's your name M r . Tapfter ? Clo. Pompey. Efc. What elfe ? Clo. "Bum, Sir. Efc. Troth, and your bum is the greateft thing about you, fo that in the beaftlieft fence, you are Pompey the great; Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey; howfo- euer you colour it in being a Tapfter, are you not? come, tell me true, it fhall be the better for you. Clo. Truly fir, I am a poore fellow that would liue. Efc. How would you liue Pompey? by being a bawd? what doe you thinke of the trade Pompey ? is it a lawfull trade? Clo. If the Law would allow it, fir. Efc. But the Law will not allow it Pompey ; nor it fhall not be allowed in 'Vienna. Clo. Do's your Worfhip meane to geld and fplay all the youth of the City; Efc. No, Pompey. Clo. Truely Sir, in my poore opinion they will too't then : if your worfhip will take order for the drabs and the knaues, you need not to feare the bawds. Ejc. There is pretty orders beginning I can tell you: It is but heading, and hanging. Clo. If you head, and hang all that offend that way but for ten yeare together ; you'll be glad to giue out a Commiffion for more heads : if this law hold in Vienna ten yeare, ile rent the faireft houfe in it after three pence a Bay : if you liue to fee this come to paffe , fay Pompey told you fo. Efc. Thanke you good Pompey ; and in requitall of your prophefie, harke you : I aduife you let me not finde you before me againe vpon any complaint whatfoeuer; no, not for dwelling where you doe : if I doe Pompey, I fhall beat you to your Tent , and proue a fhrewd Cafar to you: in plaine dealing Pompey, I fhall haue you whipt; fo for this time, Pompey, fare you well. Clo. I thanke your Worfhip for your good counfell ; I but I fhall follow it as the flefh and fortune fhall better ; determine. Whip me ? no, no, let Carman whip his lade, J The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade. Exit, j Efc. Come hether to me, Mafter Elbow : come hither j Mafter Conftable : how long haue you bin in this place , of Conftable ? Elb. Seuen yeere, and a halfe fir. Efc. I thought by the readinefTe in the office, you had continued in it fome time : you fay feauen yeares toge- ther. Elb. And a halfe fir. Efc. Alas, it hath beene great paines to you : they do | you wrong to put you fo oft vpon't. Are there not men ! in your Ward fufficient to ferue it ? Elb. 'Faith fir, few of any wit in fuch matters : as they are chofen, they are glad to choofe me for them ; I do it for fome peece of money, and goe through with all. Efc. Looke you bring mee in the names of fome fixe I or feuen, the moft fufficient of your parifh. Elb. To your Worfhips houfe fir? Efc. To my houfe : fare you well : what's a clocke, thinke you f IuB. Eleuen, Sir. Efc. I pray you home to dinner with me. 7a/?. I humbly thanke you. Efc. It grieues me for the death of Claudio But there's no remedie: Iufi. Lord eAngelo is feuere. Efc. It is but needfull. Mercy is not it felfe, that oft lookes fo, Pardon is ftill the nurfe of fecond woe : But yet, poore Claudio; there is no remedie. Come Sir. Exeunt. Sccena 3deafure for ^Meafure. 6 7 Seen a Secunda. Enter PrauoB , Seruant. Ser. Hee's hearing of a Caufe ; he will come ftraight, Tie tell him of you. Pro. 'Pray you doe ; He know His pleafuie, may be he will relent ; alas He hath but as offended in a dreame, All Sects, all Ages fmack of this vice, and he To die for't ? 'Enter Angela. jing. Now, what's the matter Prouofi? Pro. Is it your will Claudia ihall die to morrow '. Ang.ThA. not I tell thee yea '. hadft thou not order? Why do'ft thou aske againe ? Pro. Left I might be too rafh : Vnder your good correction, I haue feene When after execution, Iudgement hath Repented ore his doome. Ang. Goe to ; let that be mine, Doe you your office, or giue vp your Place, And you /hall well be fpar'd. Pro. I craue your Honours pardon : What fhall be done Sir, with the groaning Iu/iet? Shee's very neere her howre. Ang. Difpofe of her To fome more fitter place ; and that with fpeed. Ser. Here is the fifter of the man condemn'd, Defires acceffe to you. Ang. Hath he a Sifter i Pro. I my good Lord,a very vertuous maid, And to be fhortlie of a Sifter-hood, If not alreadie. Ang. Well : let her be admitted, See you the Fornicatrefle be remou'd, Let her haue needfull, but not lauiih meanes, There ihall be order for't. Enter Lucia and Isabella. Pro. 'Saue your Honour. (will i Ang. Stay a little while : y'are welcome : what's your Ifab. I am a wofull Sutor to your Honour, 'Pleafe but your Honor heare me. Ang. Well : what's your fuite. Ifab. There is a vice that moft I doe abhorre, And moft defire fhould meet the blow of Iuftice; For which I would not plead, but that I muft, For which I muft not plead, but that I am At warre, twixt will, and will not. Ang. Well : the matter? Ifab. I haue a brother is condemn'd to die, I doe beieech you let it be his fault, And not my brother. Pro. Heauen giue thee mouing graces. Ang. Condemne the fault, and not the actor of it, Why euery fault 's condemnd ere it be done : Mine were the verie Cipher of a Function To fine the faults, whofe fine ftands in record, And let goe by the Actor: Ifab. Oh iuft,but feuere Law : I had a brother then ; heauen keepe your honour. Luc. Giue 't not ore fo : to him againe, entreat him, Kneele downe before him, hang vpon his gowne, You are too cold : if you mould need a pin, You could not with more tame a tongue defire it: To him, I fay. Ifab. Muft he needs die i Ang. Maiden, no remedie. Ifab. Yes : I doe thinke that you might pardon him, And neither heauen, nor man grieue at the mercy. Ang. I will not doe't. Ifab. But can you if you would? Ang. Looke what I will not, that I cannot doe. Ifab. But might you doe't & do the world no wrong If fo your heart were touch'd with that remorfe, As mine is to him ? Ang. Hee's fentene'd, tis too late. Luc. You are too cold. Ifab. Too late ? why no : I that doe fpeak a word May call it againe : well, beleeue this No ceremony that to great ones longs, Not the Kings Crowne; nor the deputed fword, The Marlhalls Truncheon, nor the Iudges Robe Become them with one halfe fo good a grace As mercie does : If he had bin as you, and you as he, You would haue flip t like him, but he like you Would not haue beene fo fterne. Ang. Pray you be gone. Ifab. I would to heauen I had your potencie, And you were Ifabell : fhould it then be thus ? No : I would tell what 'twere to be a Iudge, And what a prifoner. Luc. I, touch him : there's the vaine. Ang. Your Brother is a forfeit of the Law, And you but wafte your words. Ifab. Alas, alas : Why all the foules that were, were forfeit once, And he that might the vantage beft haue tooke, Found out the remedie : how would you be, If he, which is the top of Iudgement, fhould But iudge you, as you are ? Oh, thinke on that, And mercie then will breathe within your lips Like man new made. Ang. Be you content, (faire Maid) It is the Law, not I, condemne your brother, Were he my kinfman, brother, or my fonne, It fhould be thus with him : he muft die to morrow. Ifab. To morrow ? oh, that's fodaine, Spare him, fpare him : Hee's not prepar'd for death ; euen for our kitchins We kill the fowle of feafon : fhall we ferue heauen With leiTe refped then we doe minifter To our groffe-felues? good, good my Lord, bethink you ; Who is it that hath di'd for this offence? There's many haue committed it. Luc. I, well faid. Ang. The Law hath not bin dead, thogh it hath flept Thofe many had not dar'd to doe that euill If the firft, that did th' Edict infringe Had anfwer'd for his deed : Now 'tis awake, Takes note of what is done, and like a Prophet Lookes in a glafTe that fhewes what future euils Either now, or by remifTenefTe, new conceiu'd, And fo in progreffe to be hatc'hd, and borne, Are now to haue no fucceffiue degrees, But here they liue to end. Ifab. Yet fhew fome pittie. Ang. I fhew it moft of all, when I fhow Iuftice ; For then I pittie thofe I doe not know, Which a difmis'd offence, would after gaule And 67 ^Meafure for £Meafu And doe him right, that anfwering one foule wrong Liues not to aft another. Be fatisfied ; Your Brother dies to morrow ; be content. Ijab. So you muft be y firft that giues this fentence, And hee, that fufters : Oh, it is excellent To haue a Giants ftrength : but it is tyrannous To vfe it like a Giant. Luc. That's well faid. IJab. Could great men thunder I As hue himfelfe do's, hue would neuer be quiet, For euery pelting petty Officer Would vfe his heauen for thunder; Nothing but thunder : Mercifull heauen, Thou rather with thy fharpe and fulpherous bolt Splits the vn-wedgable and gnarled Oke, Then the foft Mertill : But man, proud man, Dreft in a little briefe authoritie, Molt ignorant of what he's moft afTur'd, (His glafsie Effence) like an angry Ape Plaies fuch phantaftique tricks before high heauen, As makes the Angels weepe: who with our fpleenes, Would all themfelues laugh mortall. Luc. Oh, to him, to him wench : he will relent, Hee's comming : 1 perceiue't. Pro. Pray heauen me win him. Ifab. We cannot weigh our brother with our felfe, Great men may ieft with Saints : tis wit in them, But in the lefle fowle prophanation. Luc. Thou'rti'th right (Girle) more o'that. Ijab. That in the Captaine's but a chollericke word, Which in the Souldier is flat blafphemie. Luc. Art auis'd o'that? more on't. Ang. Why doe you put thefe fayings vpon me ? Ijab. Becaufe Authoritie, though it erre like others, Hath yet a kinde of medicine in it felfe That skins the vice o'th top ; goe to your bofome, Knock there, and aske your heart what it doth know That's like my brothers fault : if it confelTe A natural! guiltineffe, fuch as is his, Let it not found a thought vpon your tongue Again ft my brothers life. Ang. Shee fpeakes, and 'tis fuch fence That my Sence breeds with it ; fare you well. Ijab. Gentle my Lord, turne backe. Ang. I will bethinke me : come againe to morrow. IJa. Hark, how He bribe you : good my Lord turn back. Ang. How ? bribe me ? If. 1, with fuch gifts that heauen mall mare with you. Luc. You had mar'd all elfe. Ifab. Not with fond Sickles of the tefted-gold, Or Stones, whofe rate are either rich, or poore As fancie values them : but with true prayers, That mail be vp at heauen, and enter there Ere Sunne rife : prayers from preferued foules, From fafting Maides, whofe mindes are dedicate To nothing temporall. Ang. Well : come to me to morrow. Luc. Goe to : 'tis well ; away . Ifab. Heauen keepe your honour fafe. Ang. Amen. For I am that way going to temptation , Where prayers crolTe. Ifab. At what hower to morrow, Shall I attend your Lord/hip ? Ang. At any time 'fore-noone. Ifab. 'Saue your Honour. Ang. From thee : euen from thy vertue. What's this? what's this? is this her fault, or mine? The Tempter, or the Tempted, who fins moft ? ha ? Not me : nor doth fhe tempt : but it is I, That, lying by the Violet in the Sunne , Doe as the Carrion do's, not as the flowre, Corrupt with vertuous feafon : Can it be, That Modefty may more betray our Sence Then womans lightneffe ? hauing wafte ground enough, Shall we defire to raze the Sanftuary And pitch our euils there? oh fie, fie, fie : What doft thou ? or what art thou ^Angela ? Doft thou defire her fowly, for thofe things That make her good ? oh, let her brother Hue : Theeues for their robbery haue authority, When Iudges fteale themfelues : what, doe I loue her, That I defire to heare her fpeake againe? And feaft vpon her eyes? wh3t is't I dreame on ? Oh cunning enemy, that to catch a Saint, With Saints doft bait thy hooke : moft dangerous Is that temptation, that doth goad vs on To finne, in louing vertue : neuer could the Strumpet With all her double vigor, Art, and Nature Once ftir my temper : but this vertuous Maid Subdues me quite : Euer till now When men were fond, I fmild, and wondred how. Exit. Scena Inertia. Enter Duke and Prouofi. Duke. Haile to you, Prouofi, fo I thinke you are. Pro. I am the Prouoft : whats your will, good Frier ? Duke. Bound by my charity, and my bleft order, I come to vifite the airlifted fpirits Here in the prifon : doe me the common right To let me fee them : and to make me "know The nature of their crimes, that I may minifter To them accordingly. Pro. I would do more then that, if more were needfull 1 Enter Iuliet. Looke here comes one : a Gentlewoman of mine, Who falling in the fiawes of her owne youth, Hath blifterd her report : She is with childe, And he that got it, fentenc'd : a yong man, More fit to doe another fuch offence, Then dye for this. Duk. When muft he dye? Pro. As I do thinke to morrow. I haue prouided for you, ftay a while And you ihall be condufted. Tiuk. Repent you (faire one) of the fin you carry? Iul. I doe ; and beare the fhame moft patiently. Du.Wz teach you how you ihal araign your confciece And try your penitence, if it be found, Or hollowly put on. 7k/. He gladly learne. Duk. Loue you the man that wrong'd you ? Iul. Yes, as I loue the woman that wrong'd him. Duk. So then it feemes your moft offence full aft Was mutually committed. Iul. Mutually. Duk. Then was your fin of heauier kinde then his. Iul. I doe confeiTe it, and repent it (Father.) Du. 'Tj •SVLeafure for SVLeafure. 6 9 Duk. 'Tis meet fo (daughter) but leaft you do repent As that the fin hath brought you to this fhame, Which forrow is alwaies toward our felues,not heauen, Showing we would not fpare heauen, as we loue it, But as we ftand in feare. Iul. I doe repent me, as it is an euill, And take the fhame with ioy. 'Duke. There reft : Your partner (as I heare) muft die to morrow, And I am going with inftrudtion to him : Grace goe with you, Benedicite. Exit. Iul. Muft die to morrow ? oh iniurious Loue That refpits me a life, whofe very comfort Is ftill a dying horror. Pro. 'Tis pitty of him. Exeunt. Scena Quarta. Enter ^Angela. *An. When I would pray,& think, I thinke, and pray To feuerall fubie&s: heauen hath my empty words, Whilft my Inuention, hearing not my Tongue, Anchors on IJabell: heauen in my mouth, As if I did but onely chew his name , And in my heart the ftrong and fwelling euill Of my conception : the ftate whereon I ftudied Is like a good thing, being often read Growne feard, and tedious : yea, my Grauitie Wherein (let no man heare me) I take pride, Could I, with boote, change for an idle plume Which the ayre beats for vaine : oh place, oh forme, How often doft thou with thy cafe, thy habit Wrench awe from fooles, and tye the wifer foules To thy falfe feeming ? Blood, thou art blood , Let's write good Angell on the Deuills home 'Tis not the Deuills Creft : how now ? who's there ? Enter Seruant. Ser. One IJabell, a Sifter, defires accefTe to you. Ang. Teach her the way : oh, heauens Why doe's my bloud thus mufter to my heart, Making both it vnable for it felfe, And difpoffefsing all my other parts Of neceffary fitneffe ? So play the foolifti throngs with one that fwounds, Come all to help him, and fo flop the ayre By which hee ihould reuiue : and euen fo The generall fubiect to a wel-wifht King Qujt their owne part, and in obfequious fondnefle Crowd to his prefence, where their vn-taught loue Muft needs appear offence : how now faire Maid. Enter Ijabella. Ifab. I am come to know your pleafure. ( me > An. That you might know it, wold much better pleafe Then to demand what 'tis : your Brother cannot Hue. Ifab. Euen fo : heauen keepe your Honor. Ang. Yet may he liue a while ; and it may be As long as you, or I : yet he muft die. Ifab. Vnder your Sentence ? Ang. Yea. Ifab. When, I befeech you : that in his Reprieue (Longer, or fhorter) he may be lb fitted That his foule ficken not. Ang. Ha ? fie, thefe filthy vices .-It were as good To pardon him, that hath from nature ftolne A man already made, as to remit Their fawcie fweetnes, that do coyne heauens Image In ftamps that are forbid : 'tis all as eafie, Falfely to take away a life true made, As to put mettle in reftrained meanes To make a falfe one. Ifab. 'Tis fet downe fo in heauen, but not in earth. lAng. Say you fo : then I (hall poze you quickly. Which had you rather, that the moft iuft Law Now tooke your brothers life, and to redeeme him Giue vp your body to fuch fweet vncleanneffe As fhe that he hath ftaind ? Ifab. Sir, beleeue this. I had rather giue my body, then my foule. Ang. I talke not of your foule : our compel'd fins Stand more for number, then for accompt. Ifab. How fay you ? Ang. Nay He not warrant that ; for I can fpeake Againft the thing I fay : Anfwere to this, I (now the voyce of the recorded Law) Pronounce a fentence on your Brothers life, Might there not be a charitie in finne, To faue this Brothers life ? Ifab. Pleafe you to doo't, He take it as a perill to my foule, It is no finne at all, but charitie. Ang. PleaPd you to doo't, at perill of your foule Were equall poize of finne, and charitie. Ifab. That I do beg his life, if it be finne Heauen let me beare it : you granting of my fuit, If that be fin, He make it my Morne-praier, To haue it added to the faults of mine, And nothing of your anfwere. Ang. Nay, but heare me, Your fence purfues not mine : either you are ignorant, Or feeme fo crafty ; and that's not good. Ifab. Let be ignorant, and in nothing good, But gracioufly to know I am no better. Ang. Thus wifdome wifhes to appeare moft bright, When it doth taxe it felfe : As thefe blacke Mafques Proclaime an en-fhield beauty ten times louder Then beauty could difplaied : But marke me, To be receiued plaine, He fpeake more grofie : Your Brother is to dye. Ifab. So. Ang. And his offence is fo, as it appeares, Accountant to the Law, vpon that pain'e. Ifab. True. Ang. Admit no other way to faue his life (As I fubfcribe not that, nor any other, But in the lofTe of queftion) that you, his Sifter, Finding your felfe defir'd of fuch a perfon, Whofe creadit with the Iudge, or owne great place, Could fetch your Brother from the Manacles Of the all-building-Law : and that there were No earthly meane to faue him, but that either You muft lay downe the treafures of your body, To this fuppofed, or elfe to let him fuffer : What would you doe ? Ifab. As much for my poore Brother, as my felfe ; That is : were I vnder the tearmes of death, Th'impreffion of keene whips, Fid weare as Rubies, And ftrip my felfe to death, as to a bed, That longing haue bin ficke for,ere I'ld yeeld My body vp to ftiame. Ang. That 7° ^Meafure for SVLeafure. Ang. Then muft your brother die. Ija. And 'twer the cheaper way: Better it were a brother dide at once, Then that a fifter, by redeeming him Should die for euer. Ang. Were not you then as cruell as the Sentence, That you haue flander'd fo ? Ija. Ignomie in ranfome, and free pardon Are of two houfes : lawfull mercie, Is nothing kin to fowle redemption. cAng. You feem'd of late to make the Law a tirant, And rather prou'd the Aiding of your brother A merriment, then a vice. Ija. Oh pardon me my Lord, it oft fals out To haue, what we would haue, We fpeake not what we meane ; I fomething do excufe the thing I hate, For his aduantage that I dearely loue. cAng. We are all fraile. Ija. Elfe let my brother die, If not a fedarie but onely he Owe, and fucceed thy weakneffe. Ang. Nay, women are fraile too. Ija. I, as the glafTes where they view themfelues, Which are as eafie broke as they make formes : Women? Helpe heauen; men their creation marre In profiting by them : Nay, call vs ten times fraile, For we are foft, as our complexions are, And credulous to falfe prints. Ang. I thinke it well : And from this teftimonie of your owne fex (Since I fuppofe we are made to be no ftronger Then faults may make our frames) let me be bold ; I do arreft your words. Be that you are, That is a woman ; if you be more, you'r none. If you be one (as you are well expreft By all externall warrants^ Ihew it now, : By putting on the deftin'd Liuerie. Ija. I haue no tongue but one; gentle my Lord, Let me entreate you fpeake the former language. Ang. Plainlie conceiue I loue you. Ija. My brother did loue luliet, And you tell me that he mall die for't. Ang. He mail not IjabellM you giue me loue. Ija. I know your vertue hath a licence in't, Which feemes a little fouler then it is, To plucke on others. Ang. Beleeue me on mine Honor, My words expreffe my purpofe. Ija. Ha? Little honor, to be much beleeu'd, And moft pernitious purpofe : Seeming, feeming. I will proclaime thee ^Angela, looke for't. Signe me a prefent pardon for my brother, Or with an out-ftretcht throate He tell the world aloud What man thou art. Ang. Who will beleeue thee IJahell ? My vnfoild name, th'aufteerenefie of my life, My vouch againft you, and my place i'th State, Will fo your accufation ouer-weigh, That you fhall ftifle in your owne reporr, And fmell of calumnie. I haue begun, And now I giue my fenfuall race, the reine, ■ Fit thy confent to my fharpe appetite, ' Lay by all nicetie, and prolixious blumes That bani/h what they fue for : Redeeme thy brother, By yeelding vp thy bodie to my will, Or elfe he muft not onelie die the death, But thy vnkindneffe mall his death draw out To lingring fufferance : Anlwer me to morrow, Or by the affection that now guides me moft, He proue a Tirant to him. As for you, Say what you can ; my falfe, ore-weighs your true. Exit . Ija. To whom fhould I complaine? Did I tell this, Who would beleeue me ? O perilous mouthes That beare in them, one and the felfefame tongue, Either of condemnation, or approofe, Bidding the Law make curtfie to their will, Hooking both right and wrong to th'appetite, To follow as it drawes. He to my brother, Though he hath falne by prompture of the blood, Yet hath he in him fuch a minde of Honor, That had he twentie heads to tender downe On twentie bloodie blockes, hee'ld yeeld them vp, Before his fifter mould her bodie ftoope To fuch abhord pollution. Then IJaiel/Wue chafte, and brother die; "More then our Brother, is our Chaftitie. He tell him yet of Ange/o's requeft, And fit his minde to death, for his foules reft. Exit. zA5lus Tertius. Scena IPrima. Enter Duke, Claudia, and Prauaji. Du. So then you hope of pardon from Lord Angela ? Cla. The miferable haue no other medicine But onely hope : I'haue hope to liue,and am prepar'd to die. 'Duke. Be abfolute for death : either death or life Shall thereby be the fweeter. Reafon thus with life : If I do loofe thee, I do loofe a thing That none but fooles would keepe : a breath thou art, Seruile to all the skyie-influences, That doft this habitation where thou keepft Hourely afflict : Meerely, thou art deaths foole, For him thou labourft by thy flight to fhun, And yet runft toward him ftill. Thou art not noble, For all th'accommodations that thou bearft, Are nurft by bafeneffe : Thou'rt by no meanes valiant, For thou doft feare the foft and tender forke Of a poore worme : thy beft of reft is fleepe, And that thou oft prouoakft, yet groffelie fearft Thy death, which is no more. Thou art not thy felfe, For thou exifts on manie a thoufand graines That iffue out of duft. Happie thou art not, For what thou haft not, ftill thou ftriu'ft to get, And what thou haft forgetft. Thou art not certaine, For thy complexion Ihifts to ftrange effects, After the Moone : If thou art rich, thou'rt poore, For like an Afle, vvhofe backe with Ingots bowes; Thou bearft thy heauie riches but a iournie, And death vnloads thee; Friend haft thou none. For thine owne bowels which do call thee, lire The meere effufion of thy proper loines Do curfe the Gowt, Sapego, and the Rheume For ending thee no looner. Thou haft nor youth, nor age But as it were an after-dinners fleepe Dreaming on both, for all thy bleffed youth Becomes as aged, and doth begge the almes Of paliied-Eld : and when thou art old, and rich Thou £Meafure for <£Meafure. 7 1 Thou haft neither heate, affe£tion, limbe, nor beautie To make thy riches pleafant : what's yet in this That beares the name of lire ? Yet in this life Lie hid moe thoufand deaths; yet death we feare That makes thefe oddes, all euen. Cla. I humblie thanke you. To fue to liue, I finde I feeke to die, And feeking death, finde life : Let it come on. Enter Ifabella. Ifab.Whst hoa? Peace heere; Grace, and good com- panie. Pro. Who's there £ Come in, the wiih deferues a welcome. Duke. Deere fir, ere long He vifit you againe. Cla. Moft holie Sir, I thanke you. Ifa. My bufineffe is a word or two with Claudio. Pro. And verie welcom : looke Signior, here's your filter. T>uke. Prouoft, a word with you. Pro. As manie as you pleafe. Du&e.Bring them to heare me fpeak, where I may be conceal'd. Cla. Now fitter, what's the comfort ? Ifa. Why, As all comforts are : moft good, moft good indeede, Lord Angela hailing affaires to heauen Intends you for his fwift Ambaffador, Where you fhall be an euerlafting Leiger ; Therefore your beft appointment make with fpeed, To Morrow you fet on. Clau. Is there no remedie ? Ifa. None, 'but fuch remedie, as to faue a head To cleaue a heart in twaine: Clau. But is there anie? Ifa. Yes brother, you may liue; There is a diuellifti mercie in the Iudge, If you'l implore it, that will free your life, But fetter you till death. Cla. Perpetuall durance ? Ifa. I iuft, perpetuall durance, a reftraint Through all the worlds vaftiditie you had To a determin'd fcope. Clau. But in what nature ? Ifa. In fuch a one, as you confenting too't, Would barke your honor from that trunke you beare, And leaue you naked. Clau. Let me know the point. Ifa. Oh, I do feare thee Claudio, and I quake, Leaft thou a feauorous life ftiouldft entertaine, And fix or feuen winters more refpeft Then a perpetuall Honor. Dar'ft thou die •? The fence of death is moft in apprehenfion, And the poore Beetle that we treade vpon In corporall fufferance, finds a pang as great, As when a Giant dies. Cla. Why giue you me this ihame ? Thinke you I can a refolution fetch From flowrie tenderneffe ? If I muft die, I will encounter darkneffe as a bride, And hugge it in mine armes. 7/a.There fpake my brother ; there my fathers graue Did vtter forth a voice. Yes, thou muft die : Thou art too noble, to conferue a li'fe In bafe appliances. This outward fainted Deputie, Whofe fetled vifage, and deliberate word Nips youth i'th head, and follies doth emmew 7' As Falcon doth the Fowle, is yet a diuell : His filth within being caft,he would appeare A pond, as deepe as hell. Cla. The prenzie, Angelo ? Ifa. Oh 'tis the cunning Liuerie of hell, The damneft bodie to inueft, and couer In prenzie gardes; doft thou thinke Claudio, If I would yeeld him my virginitie Thou might'ft be freed ? Cla. Oh heauens, it cannot be. Ifa. Yes, he would giu't thee; from this rank offence So to offend him ftill. This night's the time That I fhould do what I abhorre to name, Or elfe thou dieft to morrow. Clau. Thou malt not do't. Ifa. O, were it but my life, I'de throw it downe for your deliuerance As frankely as a pin. Clau. Th3nkes deere Ifabell. Ifa. Be readie Claudio, for your death to morrow. Clau. Yes. Has he affections in him, That thus can make him bite the Law by th'nofe, When he would force it? Sure it is no finne, Or of the deadly feuen it is the leaft. Ifa. Which is the leaft ? Cla. If it were damnable, he being fo wife, Why would he for the momentarie tricke Be perdurablie fin'de ? Oh Ifabell. Ifa. What faies my brother ? Qla. Death is a fearefull thing. Ifa. And fliamed life, a hatefull. Cla. I, but to die, and go we know not where, To lie in cold obftruftion, and to rot, This fenfible warme motion, to become A kneaded clod; And the delighted fpirit To bath in fierie floods, or to recide In thrilling Region of thicke-ribbed Ice, To be imprifon'd in the viewleffe windes And blowne with reftleffe violence round about The pendant world : or to be worfe then worft Of thofe, that lawleffe and incertaine thought, Imagine howling, 'tis too horrible. The wearieft, and moft loathed worldly life That Age, Ache, periury, and imprifonment Can lay on nature, is a Paradife To what we feare of death. Ifa. Alas, alas. Cla. Sweet Sifter, let me liue. What finne you do, to faue a brothers life, Nature difpenfes with the deede fo farre, That it becomes a vertue. Ifa. Oh you beaft, Oh faithleffe Coward, oh difhoneft wretch, Wilt thou be made a man, out of my vice? Is't not a kinde of Inceft, to take life From thine owne fitters fhame ? What fhould I thinke, Heauen ftiield my Mother plaid my Father faire : For fuch a warped flip of wilderneffe Nere iffu'd from his blood. Take my defiance, Die, perifh : Might but my bending downe Repreeue thee from thy fate, it fhould proceede. He pray a thoufand praiers for thy death, No word to faue thee. Qla. Nay heare me Ifabell. Ifa. Oh fie, fie, fie: Thy finn's not accidentall, but a Trade; Mercie <6Meafure for ^Meafure. Mercy to thee would proue it felfe a Bawd, 'Tis beft that thou dieft quickly. C.'a. Oh heare me IJabella. Duk. Vouch fafe a word,yong fifter, but one word. IJa. What is your Will. Duk, Might you difpenfe with your leyfure, I would by and by haue fome ipeech with you : the fatiffadlion I would require, is likewife your owne benefit. IJa. I haue no fuperfluous leyfure , my flay muft be ftolen out of other affaires : but I will attend you a while. Duke. Son, I haue ouer-heard what hath paft between you & your fifter. Angelo had neuer the purpofe to cor- rupt her ; onely he hath made an aflay of her vertue , to pradtife his iudgement with the difpofition of natures. She (hauing the truth of honour in her) hath made him that gracious deniall, which he is moft glad to receiue : I am Confeffor to Angela, and I know this to be true,ther- fore prepare your felfe to death : do not fatisfie your re- folution with hopes that are fallible , to morrow you muft die, goe to your knees, and make ready. Cla. Let me ask my fifter pardon, I am fo out of loue with life, that I will fue to be rid of it. Duke. Hold you there : farewell : Prouoji , a word with you. Pro. What's your will (father?) Duk. That now you are come, you wil be gone : leaue me a while with the Maid, my minde promifes with my habit, no loffe fhall touch her by my company. Pro. In good time. Exit. 'Duk. The hand that hath made you faire , hath made you good : the goodnes that is cheape in beauty, makes beauty briefe in goodnes ; but grace being fne foule of your complexion , fhall keepe the body of it euer faire : the affault that Angela hath made to you, Fortune hath conuaid to my vnderftanding ; and but that frailty hath examples for his falling, I fhould wonder at Angela: how will you doe to content this Subftitute, and to faue your Brother? IJab. I am now going to refolue him : I had rather my brother die by the Law, then my fonne fhould be vn- lawfullie borne. But (oh) how much is the good Duke deceiu'd in ^Angela : if euer he returne, and I can fpeake to him, I will open my lips in vaine, or difcouer his go- Duke. That fhall not be much amiffe : yet, as the mat- I ter now (lands, he will auoid your accufation : he made triall of you onelie. Therefore fallen your eare On my i aduifings, to the loue I haue in doing good ; a remedie j prefents it felfe. I doe make my felfe beleeue that you I may moft vprighteoufly do a poor wronged Lady a me- j rited benefit; redeem your brother from theangry Law; doe no ftaine to your owne gracious perfon , and much pleafe the abfent Duke, if peraduenture he fhall euer re- turne to haue hearing of this bufineffe. Jjab. Let me heare you fpeake farther; I haue fpirit to do any thing that appeares not fowle in the truth of my fpirit. Duke. Vertue is bold, and goodnes neuer fearefull : I Haue you not heard fpeake of Mariana the fifter of Fre- | dericke the great Souldier, who mifcarried at Sea? IJa. I haue heard of the Lady, and good words went I with her name. 'Duke. Shee fhould this Angela haue married .• was af- fianced to her oath, and the nuptiall appointed: between I which time of the contrail, and limit of the folemnitie , , her brother Fredericke was wrackt at Sea, hauing in that perifhed veffell, the dowry of his fifter : but marke how heauily this befell to the poore Gentlewoman, there fhe loft a noble and renowned brother, in his loue toward her, euer moft kinde and naturall : with him the portion and finew of her fortune , her marriage dowry : with both, her combynate-husband , this well-feeming Angela. IJab. Can this be fo ? did Angela fo leaue her? Duke. Left her in her teares, & dried not one of them with his comfort : fwallowed his vowes whole, preten- ding in her, difcoueries of difhonor : in few, beftow'd her on her owne lamentation, which fhe yet weares for his fake : and he, a marble to her teares, is wafhed with them, but relents not. IJab. What a merit were it in death to take this poore maid from the world? what corruption in this life, that it will let this man Hue ? But how out of this can fhee a- uaile ? T>uke. It is a rupture that you may eafily heale: and the cure of it not onely faues your brother, but keepes you from difhonor in doing it. IJab. Shew me how (good Father.) 'Duk. This fore-named Maid hath yet in her the con- tinuance of her firft affe£lion : his vniuft vnkindeneffe (that in all reafon fhould haue quenched her loue) hath (like an impediment in the Current) made it more vio- lent and vnruly : Goe you to Angela, anfwere his requi- ring with a plaufible obedience, agree with his demands to the point : onely refeire your felfe to this aduantage ; firft, that your (lay with him may not be long : that the time may haue all fhadow, and filence in it: and the place anfwere to conuenience : this being granted in courfe , and now followes all : wee fhall aduife this wronged maid to deed vp your appointment , goe in your place: if the encounter acknowledge it felfe heereafter , it may compell him to her recompence ; and heere , by this is your brother faued , your honor vntainted, the poore Mariana aduantaged , and the corrupt Deputy fcaled. The Maid will I frame, and make fit for his attempt : if you thinke well to carry this as you may, the doublenes of the benefit defends the deceit from reproofe. What thinke you of it f IJab. The image of it giues me content already, and I truft it will grow to a moft profperous perfection. Duk. It lies much in your holding vp : hafte you fpee- dily to Angela, if for this night he intreal you to his bed, giue him promife of fatisfaclion : I will prefently to S. Lukes , there at the moated-Grange recides this deie- £led Mariana ; at that place call vpon me, and difpatch with Angelo, that it may be quickly. IJab. 1 thank you for this comfort: fare you well good father. Exit. Enter Elbcw, Clowne, Officers. Bib. Nay, if there be no remedy for it, but that you will needes buy and fell men and women like beads, we fhall haue all the world drinke browne & white baftard. Duk. Oh heauens, what ftuffe is heere. CIoiv. Twas neuer merry world fince of two vfuries the merrieft was put downe , and the worfer allow'd by order of Law ; a fur'd gowne to keepe him warme ; and furd with Foxe and Lamb-skins too, to fignifie, that craft being richer then Innocency, Hands for the facing. Elb. Come your way fir : 'bleffe you good Father Frier. Duk. And you good Brother Father ; what offence hath this man made you, Sir ? Elb. Marry Meafure for Meafure. 73 Elb. Marry Sir, he hath offended the Law ; and Sir, we take him to be a Theefe too Sir : for wee haue found vpon him Sir, a ftrange Pick-lock, which we haue fent to the Deputie. Duke. Fie, firrah, a Bawd, a wicked bawd, The euill that thou caufeft to be done, That is thy meanes to liue. Do thou but thinke What 'tis to cram a maw, or cloath a backe From fuch a filthie vice : fay to thy felfe, From their abhominable and beaftly touches I drinke, I eate away my felfe, and liue : Canft thou beleeue thy iiuing is a life, So ftinkingly depending i Go mend, go mend. Clo. Indeed, it do's ftinke in fome fort, Sir: But yet Sir I would proue. Duke.Nzy, if the diuell haue giuen thee proofs for fin Thou wilt proue his. Take him to prifon Officer: Correction, and Inftruction muft both worke Ere this rude beaft will profit. Elb. He muft before the Deputy Sir, he ha's giuen him warning : the Deputy cannot abide a Whore-ma- fter : if he be a Whore-monger, and comes before him, he were as good go a mile on his errand. Duke. That we were all, as fome would feeme to bee From our faults, as faults from feeming free. Enter Lucio. Elb. His necke will come to your waft, a Cord fir. Clo. I fpy comfort, I cry baile: Here's a Gentleman, and a friend of mine. Luc. How now noble Pompey} What, at the wheels ofCtefar} Art thou led in triumph? What is there none of Pigmalioits Images newly made woman to bee had now, for putting the hand in the pocket, and extracting clutch'd 2 What reply ? Ha ? What faift thou to this Tune, Matter, and Method i Is't not drown'd i'th laft raine?Ha? What faift thou Trot? Is the world as it was Man? Which is the way? Is it fad, and few words? Or how ? The tricke of it ? Duke. Still thus, and thus: ftill vvorfe? Luc. How doth my deere Morfell, thy Miftris ? Pro- cures fhe ftill ? Ha ? Clo. Troth fir, fhee hath eaten vp all her beefe, and fhe is her felfe in the tub. Luc. Why 'tis good : It is the right of it: it muft be fo. Euer your frefh Whore, and your pouder'd Baud, an vnfhun'd confequence, it muft be fo. Art going to pri- fon Pompey ? Clo. Yes faith fir. Luc. Why 'tis not amifTe Pompey : farewell : goe fay I fent thee thether : for debt Pompey} Or how ? Elb. For being a baud, for being a baud. Luc. Well, then imprifon him : If imprifonment be the due of a baud, why 'tis his right. Baud is he doubt- leffe, and of antiquity too : Baud borne. Farwell good Pompey : Commend me to the prifon Pompey, you will turne good husband now Pompey, you will keepe the houfe. Clo.l hope Sir, your good Wor/hip wil be my baile? Luc. No indeed wil I not Pompey, it is not the wear: I will pray (Pompey) to encreafe your bondage if you take it not patiently : Why, your mettle is the more : Adieu truftie Pompey. BlefTe you Friar. Tluke. And you. Luc. Do's Bridget paint ftill, Pompey ?Ha? Elb. Come your waies fir, come. Clo. You will not baile me then Sir ? Luc. Then Pompey, nor now : what newes abroad Fri- er? What newes? Elb. Come your waies fir, come. Luc. Goe to kennell (Pompey) goe : What newes Frier of the Duke ? Duke. I know none : can you tell me of any ? Luc. Some fay he is with the Emperor of Rujfta : other fome, he is in Rome : but where is he thinke you ? Duke. I know not where: but wherefoeuer, I wifh him well. Luc. It was a mad fantafticall tricke of him to fteale from the State, and vfurpe the beggerie hee was neuer borne to : Lord Angelo Dukes it well in his abfence : he puts tranfgreffion too't. Duke. He do's well in't. Luc. A little more lenitie to Lecherie would doe no harme in him : Something too crabbed that way, Frier. Duk. It is too general a vice, and feueritie muft cure it. Luc. Yes in good footh, the vice is of a great kindred; it is well allied, but it is impoffible to extirpe it quite, Frier, till eating and drinking be put downe. They fay this Angelo was not made by Man and Woman, after this downe-right way of Creation : is it true, thinke you ? Duke. How fhould he be made then ? Luc. Some report, a Sea-maid fpawn'd him. Some, that he was begot betweene two Stock-fifties . But it is certaine, that when he makes water, his Vrine is con- geal'd ice, that I know to bee true : and he is a motion generatiue, that's infallible. Duke. You are pleafant fir, and fpeake apace. Luc. Why, what a ruthleffe thing is this in him, for the rebellion of a Cod-peece, to take away the life of a man ? Would the Duke that is abfent haue done this? Ere he would haue hang'd a man for the getting a hun- dred Baftards, he would haue paide for the Nurfing a thoufand. He had fome feeling of the fport, hee knew the feruice, and that inftructed him to mercie. Duke. I neuer heard the abfent Duke much detected for Women, he was not enclin'd that way. Luc. Oh Sir, you are deceiu'd. Duke. 'Tis not poffible. Luc. Who, not the Duke ? Yes, your beggar of fifty : and his vfe was, to put a ducket in her Clack-difh ; the Duke had Crochets in him. Hee would be drunke too, that let me informe you. Duke. You do him wrong, furely. Luc. Sir, I was an inward of his : a (hie fellow was the Duke, and I beleeue I know the caufe of his with- drawing. Tluke. What (1 prethee) might be the cause? Luc. No, pardon : 'Tis a fecret muft bee lockt with- in the teeth and the lippes : but this I can let you vnder- ftand,the greater file of the fubiecT: held the Duke to be wife. Duke. Wife? Why no queftion but he was. Luc. A very fuperficiall, ignorant, vnweighing fellow Duke. Either this is Enuie in you, Folly, or mifta- king : The very ftreame of his life, and the bufineffe he hath helmed, muft vppon a warranted neede, giue him a better proclamation. Let him be but teftimonied in his ovvne bringings forth, and hee {hall appeare to the enuious, a Scholler, a Statefman, and a Soldier : there- fore you fpeake vnskilfully : or, if your knowledge bee more, it is much darkned in your malice. G Luc. 74 Meafure for Meafure. Luc. Sir, I know him, and I louehim. Duke. Loue talkes with better knowledge, & know- ledge with deare loue. Luc. Come Sir, I know what I know. Duke. I can hardly beleeue that, fince you know not what you l'peake. But if euer the Duke returne (as our praiers are he may) let mee defire you to make your an- iwer before him : if it bee honeft you haue fpoke, you haue courage to maintaine it ; I am bound to call vppon you, and I pray you your name ? Luc. Sir my name is Lucio, wel known to the Duke. 'Duke. He ihall know you better Sir, if I may liue to report you. Luc. I feare you not. Duke. O, you hope the Duke will returne no more: or you imagine me to vnhurtfull an oppofite : but indeed I can doe you little harme : You'll for-fweare this a- gaine? Luc. He be hang'd firft : Thou art deceiu'd in mee Friar. But no more of this : Canft thou tell if Claudia die to morrow, or no ? Duke. Why mould he die Sir ? Luc. Why ? For filling a bottle with a Tunne-diih : I would the Duke we talke of were return'd againe: this vngenitur'd Agent will vn-people the Prouince with Continencie. Sparrowes muft not build in his houfe- eeues, becaufe they are lecherous: The Duke yet would haue darke deeds darkelie anfwered, hee would neuer bring them to light : would hee were return'd. Marrie this Qlaudio is condemned for vntrufling. Far well good Friar, I prethee pray for me : The Duke (I fay to thee againe) would eate Mutton on Fridaies. He's now paft it, yet (and I fay to thee) hee would mouth with a beg- gar, though me fmelt browne-bread and Garlicke : fay that I faid fo : Farewell. Exit. Duke. No might, nor greatnefie in mortality Can cenfure fcape : Back-wounding calumnie The whiteft vertue ftrikes. What King fo ftrong, Can tie the gall vp in the flanderous tong ? But who comes heere ? Enter EJcalui, Prouoji, and Baivd. Efc. Go, away with her to prifon. Bawd. Good my Lord be good to mee, your Honor is accounted a mercifull man : good my Lord. Efc. Double, and trebble admonition, and ftill for- feite in the fame kinde ? This would make mercy fweare and play the Tirant. Pro. A Bawd of eleuen yeares continuance, may it pleafe your Honor. Baivd. My Lord, this is one Lucio's information a- gainft me, Miftris Kate Keefe-doivtte was with childe by him in the Dukes time, he promis'd her marriage : his Childe is a yeere and a quarter olde come Philip and la- cob : I haue kept it my felfe; and fee how hee goes about to abufe me. Efc. That fellow is a fellow of much Licenfe : Let him be call'd before vs. Away with her to prifon : Goe too, no more words. Prouoft, my Brother ^Angela will not be alter'd, Claudia muft die to morrow : Let him be furnim'd with Diuines, and haue all charitable prepara- tion. If my brother wrought by my pitie, it ihould not be fo with him. Pro. So pleafe you, this Friar hath beene with him, and aduis'd him for th'entertainment of death. Efc. Good'euen, good Father. 'Duke. BliiTe, and goodnefle on you. Efc. Of whence are you ? Duke.Not of this Countrie, though my chance is now To vfe it for my time : I am a brother Of gracious Order, late come from the Sea, In fpeciall bufineffe from his Holineffe. Efc. What newes abroad i'th World ? .'Duke. None, but that there is fo great a Feauor on goodneffe, that the diffolution of it muft cure it. No- ueltie is onely in requeft, and as it is as dangerous to be aged in any kinde of courfe, as it is vertuous to be con- ftant in any vndertaking. There is fcarfe truth enough aliue to make Societies fecure, but Securitie enough to make Fellow/hips accurft: Much vpon this riddle runs the wifedome of the world : This newes is old enough, yet it is euerie daies newes. I pray you Sir, of what dif- pofition was the Duke? Efc. One, that aboue all other ftrifes, Contended efpecially to know himfelfe. 'Duke. What pleafure was he giuen to? Efc. Rather reioycing to fee another merry, then merrrie at anie thing which profeft to make him reioice. A Gentleman of all temperance. But leaue wee him to his euents, with a praier they may proue profperous, & let me defire to know, how you finde Claudia prepar'd ? I am made to vnderftand, that you haue lent him vifita- tion. Duke. He profefles to haue receiued no finifter mea- fure from his Iudge, but moft willingly humbles him- ielfe to the determi of Iuftice : vet had he framed to himfelfe (by the inftruction of his frailty) mar.ie de- ceyuing promifes of life, which I (by my good leifure) haue difcredited to him, and now is he refolu'd to die. Efc. You haue paid the heauens your Function, and the prifoner the verie debt of your Calling. I haue la- bour'd for the poore Gentleman, to the extremeft more of my modeftie, but my brother-Iuftice haue I found fo feuere, that he hath forc'd me to tell him, hee is indeede Iuftice. 'Duke. If his owne life, Anfwere the ftraitnefTe of his proceeding, It ihall become him well : wherein if he chance to faile he hath fentenc'd himfelfe. Efc. I am going to viiit the prifoner, Fare you well. 'Duke. Peace be with you. He who the fword of Heauen will beare, Should be as holy, as feueare : Patterne in himfelfe to know, Grace to ftand, and Vertue go : More, nor leffe to others paying, Then by felfe-offences weighing. Shame to him, whofe cruell ftriking, Kils for faults of his owne liking : Twice trebble ihame on Angela, To vveede my vice, and let his grow. Oh, what may Man within him hide, Though Angel on the outward fide? How may likeneffe made in crimes, Making praclife on the Times, To draw with ydle Spiders firings Moft ponderous and fubftantiall things? Craft againft vice, I muft applie. With Angela to night ihall lye His old betroathed (but defpifed:) So difguife (hall by th'difguifed Pay with falihood, falfe exacting, And performe an olde contracting. Exit ABut 74 Meafurefor Meafure. 75 A5ius Quartus. Sccena 'Prima. Enter. Mariana, and Bay finging. Song. Take, oh take tbofe lips aivay, that fo fiveet/y luere forfworne, And thoje eyes : the breake of day lights that doe mijlead the Morne ; 'But my kijjes bring again e, bring againe , Scales of hue, but feal'd in vainefeaPd in vaine. Enter Duke. Mar. Breake off thy fong, and hafte thee quick away, Here comes a man of comfort, whofe aduice Hath often ftill'd my brawling difcontent. I cry you mercie,Sir, and well could wifli You had not found me here fo muficall. Let me excufe me, and beleeue me fo, My mirth it much difpleafd, but pleaf'd my woe. DukST'is good ; though Mufick oft hath fuch a charme To make bad, good ; and good prouoake to harme. I pray you tell me, hath any 'body enquir'd for mee here to day ; much vpon this time haue I promif'd here to meete. Mar. You haue not bin enquir'd after : I haue fat here all day. Enter Ifabell. Duk. I doe conftantly beleeue you : the time is come euen now. I mall craue your forbearance alittle, may be I will call vpon you anone for fome aduantage to your felfe. Mar. I am alwayes bound to you. Exit. Duk. Very well met, and well come : What is the newes from this good Deputie? Ijab. He hath a Garden circummur'd with Bricke, Whofe wefterne fide is with a Vineyard back't ; And to that Vineyard is a planched gate, That makes his opening with this bigger Key : This other doth command a little doore, Which from the Vineyard to the Garden leades, There haue I made my promife, vpon the Heauy midle of the night, to call vpon him. T)uk. But mall you on your knowledge find this way ? Ifab. I haue t'ane a due, and wary note vpon't, With whifpering, and moft guiltie diligence, In action all of precept, he did mow me The way twice ore. Duk. Are there no other tokens Betweene you 'greed, concerning her obferuance? Ifab. No : none but onely a repaire ith' darke, And that I haue poffeft him, my moft ftay Can be but briefe ; for I haue made him know, I haue a Seruant comes with me along That ftaies vpon me ; whofe perfwafion is, I come about my Brother. Duk. 'Tis well borne vp. I haue not yet made knowne to Mariana Enter Mariana. A word of this : what hoa, within; come forth, I pray you be acquainted with this Maid, She comes to doe you good. Ifab. I doe defire the like. Duk. Do you perfwade your felfe that I refpect you ? 75 Mar. Good Frier, I know you do, and haue found it. Duke. Take then this your companion by the hand Who hath a ftorie readie for your eare : I fhall attend your leifure, but make hafte The vaporous night approaches. Mar. Wilt pleafe you walke afide. Exit. Duke. Oh Place, and greatnes : millions of falfe eies Are ftucke vpon thee : volumes of report Run with thefe falfe, and moft contrarious Queft Vpon thy doings : thoufand efcapes of wit Make thee the father of their idle dreame, And racke thee in their fancies. Welcome, how agreed ? Enter Mariana and Ifabella. Ifab. Shee'll take the enterprize vpon her father, If you aduife it. 'Duke. It is not my confent, But my entreaty too. Ifa. Little haue you to fay When you depart from him, but foft and low, Remember now my brother. Mar. Feare me not. T)uk. Nor gentle daughter, feare you not at all : He is your husband on a pre-contract : To bring you thus together 'tis no finne, Sith that the Iuftice of your title to him Doth flourifh the deceit. Come, let vs goe, Our Corne's to reape, for yet our Tithes to fow. Exeunt. Scena Secunda. Enter Prouoft and Qloiune. Pro. Come hither firha ; can you cut off a mans head? C/o. If the man be a Bachelor Sir, I can: But if he be a married man, he's his wiues head, And I can neuer cut off a womans head. Pro. Come fir, leaue me your fnatches, and yeeld mee a direct anfwere. To morrow morning are to die Clau- dio and Barnardine : heere is in our prifon a common exe- cutioner, who in his office lacks a helper, if you will take it on you to affift him , it mall redeeme you from your Gyues : if not, you lhall haue your full time ofimprifon- ment, and your deliuerance with an vnpittied whipping; for you haue beene a notorious bawd. Clo. Sir, I haue beene an vnlawfull bawd, time out of minde , but yet I will bee content to be a lawfull hang- man : I would bee glad to receiue fome inftruction from my fellow partner. Pro. What hoa, Abhorfon : where's Abhorfon there ? Enter Abhorfon. Abh. Doe you call fir ? Pro. Sirha, here's a fellow will helpe you to morrow in your execution : if you thinke it meet, compound with him by the yeere, and let him abide here with you, if not, vfe him for the prefent, and difmiffe him , hee cannot plead his eftimation with you : he hath beene a Bawd. Abh. A Bawd Sir? fie vpon him, he will difcredit our myfterie. Pro. Goe too Sir, you waigh equallie : a feather will turne the Scale. Exit. Clo. Pray fir, by your good fauor : for furely fir , a good fauor you haue, but that you haue a hanging look: Doe you call fir, your occupation a Myfterie ? G 2 Abb. I, 7 6 Meajure for Meafure. Abh. I Sir, a Mifterie. Clo. Painting Sir, I haue heard fay, is a Mifterie; and your Whores fir, being members of my occupation, v- fing painting, do proue my Occupation, a Mifterie: but what Mifterie there fliould be in hanging, if I fhould be hang'd, I cannot imagine. eAbh. Sir, it is a Mifterie. Ch. Proofe. *Abh. Euerie true mans apparrell fits your Theefe. Clo. If it be too little for your theefe, your true man thinkes it bigge enough. If it bee too bigge for your Theefe, your Theefe thinkes it little enough : So euerie true mans apparrell fits your Theefe. Snler Prouojl. Pro. Are you agreed ? Clo. Sir, I will ferue him : For I do finde your Hang- man is a more penitent Trade then your Bawd: he doth oftner aske forgiueneffe. Pro. You firrah, prouide your blocke and your Axe to morrow, foure a clocke. Abb. Come on (Bawd) I will inftruct thee in my Trade : follow. Ch. I do defire to learne fir : and I hope, if you haue occafion to vfe me for your owne turne, you mail finde me y'are. For truly fir, for your kindneffe, I owe you a good turne. Exit Pro. Call hether Barnardine and Claudio : Th'one has my pitie ; not a iot the other, Being a Murtherer, though he were my brother. Enter Claudio. Looke, here's the Warrant Claudio, for thy death, 'Tis now dead midnight, and by eight to morrow Thou muft be made immortall. Where's Barnardine? Cla. As fail lock'd vp in fleepe, as guiltleffe labour, When it lies ftarkely in the Trauellers bones, He will not wake. Pro. Who can do good on him ? Well, go, prepare your felfe. But harke, what noife ? Heauen giue your fpirits comfort : by, and by, I hope it is fome pardon, or repreeue For the moft gentle Claudio. Welcome Father. Enter Duke. Duke. The beft, and wholfomft fpirits of the night, Inuellop you, good Prouoft : who call'd heere of late? Pro. None fince the Curphew rung. Duke. Not Ifabell? Pro. No. Duke. They will then er't be long. Pro. What comfort is for Claudio ? 'Duke. There's fome in hope. Pro. It is a bitter Deputie. Duke. Not fo, not fo : his life is paralel'd Euen with the ftroke and line of his great Iuftice : He doth with holie abftinence fubdue That in himfelfe, which he fpurres on his powre To qualifie in others : were he meal'd with that Which he corrects, then were he tirrannous, But this being fo, he's iuft. Now are they come. This is a gentle Prouoft, fildome when The fteeled Gaoler is the friend of men : How now ? what noife i That fpirit's poiTeft with haft, That wounds th'vnfifting Pofterne with thefe ftrokes. Pro. There he muft ftay vntil the Officer Arife to let him in : he is call'd vp. Duke. Haue you no countermand for Claudio yet ? But he muft die to morrow ? Pro. None Sir, none. Duke. As neere the dawning Prouoft, as it is, You fhall heare more ere Morning. Pro. Happely You fomething know : yet I beleeue there comes No countermand : no fuch example haue we: Befides, vpon the verie fiege of Iuftice, Lord Angelo hath to the publike eare Profeft the contrarie. Enter a Meffenger. T)uke. This is his Lords man. Pro. And heere comes Claudio's pardon. Meff. My Lord hath fent you this note, And by mee this further charge ; That you fwerue not from the fmalleft Article of it, Neither in time, matter, or other circumftance. Good morrow: for as I take it, it is almoft day. Pro. I fhall obey him. Duke. This is his Pardon purchas'd by fuch fin, For which the Pardoner himfelfe is in : Hence hath offence his quicke celeritie, When it is borne in high Authority. When Vice makes Mercie ; Mercie's fo extended, That for the faults loue, is th'offender friended. Now Sir, what newes? Pro. I told you : Lord Angelo (be-like) thinking me remiiTe In mine Office, awakens mee With this vnwonted putting on, methinks ftrangely : For he hath not vs'd it before. Duk. Pray you let's heare. The Letter. IVhatfoeuer you may heare to the contrary, let Claudio be ex- ecuted by foure of the clocke, and in the afternoone Bernar- dine : For my better jatkfaclion , let mee haue C/audios head fent me by fiue. Let this be duely performed ivith a thought that more depends on it, then ive muft yet deliuer. Thus faile not to doe your Office, as you -will anfivere it at your perill. What fay you to this Sir i Duke. What is that Barnardine, who is to be execu- ted in th'afternoone ? Pro. A Bohemian borne : But here nurft vp & bred, One that is a prifoner nine yeeres old. Duke. How came it, that the abfent Duke had not either deliuer'd him to his libertie, or executed him f I haue heard it was euer his manner to do fo. Pro. His friends ftill wrought Repreeues for him : And indeed his fact till now in the gouernment of Lord Angelo, came not to an vndoubtfull proofe. Duke. It is now apparant ? Pro. Moft manifeft, and not denied by himfelfe. Duke. Hath he borne himfelfe penitently in prifon i How feemes he to be touch'd ? Pro. A man that apprehends death no more dread- fully, but as a drunken fleepe, careleffe, wreakleffe, and feareleffe of what's paft, prefent, or to come : infenfible of mortality, and defperately mortall. Duke. He wants aduice. Pro.He wil heare none: he hath euermore had the li- berty of the prifon: giue him leaue to efcape hence, hee would not. Drunke many times a day, if not many daies entirely drunke. We haue verie oft awak'd him, as if to carrie him to execution, and Ihew'd him a feeming war- rant for it, it hath not moued him at all. Duke. Me a fur e for Me a fur e. 77 'Duke. More of him anon : There is written in your brow Prouoft, honefty and conftancie ; if I reade it not truly, my ancient skill beguiles me : but in the boldnes of my cunning, I will lay my felfe in hazard : Claudia, whom heere you haue warrant to execute, is no greater forfeit to the Law, then Angela who hath fentenc'd him. To make you vnderftand this in a manifefted effecT:, I craue but foure daies refpit : for the which, you are to do me both a prefent, and a dangerous courtefie. Pro. Pray Sir, in what ? Duke. In the delaying death. Pro. Alacke, how may I doit fHauing the houre li- mited, and an exprefTe command, vnder penaltie, to de- liuer his head in the view of Angela ? I may make my cafe as Claudia's, to crofle this in the fmalleft. Duke. By the vow of mine Order, I warrant you, If my inftruftions may be your guide, Let this Barnardine be this morning executed, And his head borne to ^Angela. Pro. Angela hath feene them both, And will difcouer the fauour. Duke. Oh, death's a great difguifer, and you may adde to it ; Shaue the head, and tie the beard, and fay it was the defire of the penitent to be fo bar'de before his death : you know the courfe is common. If any thing fall to you vpon this, more then thankes and good for- tune, by the Saint whom I profefTe, I will plead againft it with my life. Pro. Pardon me, good Father, it is againft my oath. Duke. Were you fworne to the Duke, or to the De- putie ? Pro. To him, and to his Subftitut.es. Duke. You will thinke you haue made no offence, if the Duke auouch the iuftice of your dealing ? Pro. But what likelihood is in that ? Duke. Not a refemblance, but a certainty ; yet fince I fee you fearfull, that neither my coate, integrity, nor perfwafion, can with eafe attempt you, I wil go further then I meant, to plucke all feares out of you . Looke you Sir, heere is the hand and Seale of the Duke : you know the Cbarracter I doubt not, and the Signet is not ftrange to you ? Pro. I know them both. Duke. The Contents of this, is the returne of the Duke ; you fhall anon ouer-reade it at your pleafure : where you fhall finde within thefe two daies, he wil be heere. This is a thing that Angela knowes not , for hee this very day receiues letters of ftrange tenor, perchance of the Dukes death, perchance entering into fome Mo- nafterie, but by chance nothing of what is writ.Looke, th'vnfolding Starre calles vp the Shepheard ; -put not your felfe into amazement, how thefe things mould be; all difficulties are but eafie when they are knowne. Call your executioner, and off with Barnardines head : I will giue him a prefent fhrift , and aduife him for a better place. Yet you are amaz'd, but this fhall abfolutely re- folue you : Come away, it is almoft cleere dawne. Sxit. Scena Tertia. Enter Cloivne. Clo. I am as well acquainted heere, as I was in our houfe of profeffion : one would thinke it were Miftris Ouer-dons owne houfe, for heere be manie of her olde Cuftomers. Firft, here's yong M 1 " Rajh, hee's in for a commoditie of browne paper, and olde Ginger, nine fcpre and feuenteene pounds, of which hee made fiue Markes readie money : marrie then, Ginger was not much in requeft, for the olde Women were all dead. Then is there heere one M 1 ' Caper, at the fuite of Mafter Three-Pile the Mercer, for fome foure fuites of Peach- colour'd Satten, which now peaches him a beggar. Then haue we heere, yong 'Diz.ie, and yong M r Deepe- •vonv, and M r Capperjpurre, and M r Starue-Lackey the Ra- pier and dagger man, and yong Drop-heire that kild lu- ftie Pudding, and M r Fortbtigbt the Tilter, and braue M r Shootie the great Traueller, and wilde Halfe-Canne that ftabb'd Pots, and I thinke fortie more, all great doers in our Trade, and are now for the Lords fake. Enter Abhorfon. Abb. Sirrah, bring Barnardine hether. Cla. M r Barnardine, you muft rife and be hang'd, M r Barnardine. Abb. What hoa Barnardine. Barnardine tuithin. Bar. A pox o'your throats : who makes that noyfe there ? What are you? Clo. Your friends Sir, the Hangman : You muft be fo good Sir to rife, and be put to death. Bar. Away you Rogue, away, I am fleepie. zAbb. Tell him he muft awake, And that quickly too. Clo: Pray Mafter Barnardine, awake till you areex- ecuted, and fleepe afterwards. Ab. Go in to him, and fetch him out. Qlo. He is comming Sir, he is comming : I heare his Straw ruffle. . Enter Barnardine. Abb. Is the Axe vpon the blocke, firrah? Clo. Verie readie Sir. Bar. How now Abhorfon ? What's the newes with you ? Abb. Truly Sir, I would defire you to clap into your prayers : for looke you, the Warrants come. Bar. You Rogue, I haue bin drinking all night, I am not fitted for't. Clo. Oh, the better Sir: for he that drinkes all night, and is hanged betimes in the morning , may fleepe the founder all the next day. Enter "Duke. Abb. Looke you Sir, heere comes your ghoftly Fa- ther : do we ieft now thinke you ? T>uke. Sir, induced by my charitie, and hearing how haftily you are to depart, I am come to aduife you, Comfort you, and pray with you. Bar. Friar, not I : I haue bin drinking hard all night, and I will haue more time to prepare mee, or they fhall beat out my braines with billets ; I will not confent to die this day, that's certaine. T>uke.O\\ fir, you muft : and therefore I befeech you Looke forward on the iournie you fhall go. Bar. I fweare I will not die to day for anie mans per- fwafion. 'Duke. But heare you: ■Bar.Not a word : if you haue anie thing to fay to me, come to my Ward : for thence will not I to day. Exit Enter Prouofl. Duke. Vnfit to liue, or die : oh grauell heart. G 3 After 78 Meafure for Meafure. After him (Fellowes) bring him to the blocke. Pro. Now Sir, how do you finde the prifoner ? 'Duke. A creature vnpre-par'd, vnmeet for death, And to tranfport him in the minde he is, Were damnable. Pro. Heere in the prifon, Father, There died this morning of a cruell Feauor, One Ragozine, a moft notorious Pirate, A man of Qlaudws yeares : his beard, and head Iuft of his colour. What if we do omit This Reprobate, til he were wel enclin'd, And fatisfie the Deputie with the vifage Of Ragozine, more like to Claudio} 'Duke. Oh, 'tis an accident that heauen prouides : Difpatch it prefently, the houre drawes on Prefixt by Angelo : See this be done, And fent according to command, whiles I Perfwade this rude wretch willingly to die. Pro. This lhall be done (good Father) prefently : But Bamardine muft die this afternoone, And how lhall we continue Claudio, To faue me from the danger that might come, If he were knowne aliue ? Duke. Let this be done, Put them in fecret holds, both Bamardine and Claudio, Ere twice the Sun hath made his iournall greeting To yond generation, you fhal finde Your fafetie manifefted. Pro. I am your free dependant. Exits Duke. Quicke, difpatch, and fend the head to Angelo Now wil I write Letters to *Angelo, (The Prouoft he fhal beare them) whofe contents Shal witneffe to him I am neere at home : And that by great Iniunclions I am bound To enter publikely : him He defire To meet me at the confecrated Fount, A League below the Citie : and from thence, By cold gradation, and weale-ballanc'd forme. We fhal proceed with Angelo. Enter Prouoft. Pro. Heere is the head, He carrie it my felfe. 'Duke. Conuenient is it : Make a fwift returne, For I would commune with you of fuch things, That want no eare but yours. Pro. He make all fpeede. Exit IJabell within. Ifa. Peace hoa, be heere. Duke. The tongue of IJabell. She's come to know, If yet her brothers pardon be come hither : But I will keepe her ignorant of her good, To make her heauenly comforts of difpaire, When it is leaft expected. Enter Ifabella. Ifa. Hoa, by your leaue. Duke. Good morning to you, faire, and gracious daughter. Ifa. The better giuen me by fo holy a man, Hath yet the Deputie fent my brothers pardon ? Duke. He hath releafd him, IJabell, from the world, His head is off, and fent to Angelo. Ifa. Nay, but it is not fo. Duke. It is no other, Shew your wifedome daughter in your clofe patience. Ifa. Oh, I wil to him, and plucke out his eies. Duk. You fhal not be admitted to his fight. Ifa. Vnhappie Claudio , wretched IJabell, Iniurious world, moft damned Angelo. 'Duke. This nor hurts him, nor profits you a iot, Forbeare it therefore, giue your caufe to heauen, Marke what I fay, which you fhal finde By euery fillable a faithful veritie. The Duke comes home to morrow : nay drie your eyes, One of our Couent, and his ConfefTbr Giues me this inftance : Already he hath carried Notice to Efcalui and Angelo , Who do prepare to meete him at the gates, (dome, There to giue vp their powre : If you can pace your wif- In that good path that I would wifh it go, And you fhal haue your bofome on this wretch, Grace of the Duke, reuenges to your heart, And general Honor. Ija. I am directed by you. 'Duk. This Letter then to Friar Peter giue, 'Tis that he fent me of the Dukes returne : Say, by this token, I defire his companie At Mariana's houfe to night. Her caufe, and yours He perfc.fr. him withall, and he fhal bring you Before the Duke ; and to the head of Angelo Accufe him home and home. For my poore felfe, I am combined by a facred Vow, And fhall be abfent. Wend you with this Letter : Command thefe fretting waters from your eies With a light heart ; truft not my holie Order If I peruert your courfe : whofe heere? Enter Lucio. Lue. Good 'euen ; Frier, where's the Prouoft ? Duke. Not within Sir. Luc. Oh prettie Ifabella, I am pale at mine heart, to fee thine eyes fo red : thou muft be patient ; I am faine to dine and fup with water and bran : I dare not for my head fill my belly. One fruitful Meale would fet mee too't : but they fay the Duke will be heere to Morrow. By my troth Ifabell I lou'd thy brother, if the olde fan- taftical Duke of darke corners had bene at home, he had liued. Duke. Sir, the Duke is marueilous little beholding to your reports, but the beft is, he hues not in them. Luc. Friar, thou knoweft not the Duke fo wel as I do : he's a better woodman then thou tak'ft him for. Duke. Well : you'l anfwer this one day. Fare ye well. Luc. Nay tarrie, He go along with thee, I can tel thee pretty tales of the Duke. Duke. You haue told me too many of him already fir if they be true : if not true, none were enough. Lucio. I was once before him for getting a Wench with childe. Duke. Did you fuch a thing ? Luc. Yes marrie did I ; but I was faine to forfwear it, They would elfe haue married me to the rotten Medler. Duke. Sir your company is fairer then honeft, reft you well. Lucio. By my troth He go with thee to the lanes end: if baudy talke offend you, we'el haue very litle of it : nay Friar, I am a kind of Burre, I fhal fticke. Exeunt Scena Quarta. Enter Angelo £? Efcalui. .E/ir.Euery Letter he hath writ, hath difuouch'd other. Ang. SVLeafure for ^Meafure. 79 An. In moft vneuen and diftra&ed manner, his anions fhow much like to madneffe, pray heauen his wifedome bee not tainted : and why meet him at the gates and re- liuer ou rauthorities there? EJc. I gheffe not. Ang. And why mould wee proclaime it in an howre before his entring, that if any craue re*lreffe of iniuftice, they fhould exhibit their petitions in the ftreet? EJc. He fhowes his reafon for that: to haue a difpatch of Complaints , and to deliuer vs from deuices heere- after, which mall then haue no power to ftand againft Ang. Well : I befeech you let it bee proclaim'd be- times i'th'morne, He call you at your houfe : giue notice to fuch men of fort and fuite as are to meete him. Efc. I mall fir : fareyouwell. Exit. IJab. Befides he tells me, that if peraduenture He fpeake againft me on the aduerfe fide, I fhould not thinke it ftrange, for 'tis a phyficke That's bitter, to fweet end. Enter Peter. Mar. I would Frier Peter IJab. Oh peace, the Frier is come. Peter. Come I haue found you out a ftand moft fit, Where you may haue fuch vantage on the Duke He ihall not paffe you : Twice haue the Trumpets founded. The generous, and graueft Citizens Haue hent the gates, and very neere vpon The Duke is entring : Therefore hence away. Exeunt. Ang. Good night. This deede vnfhapes me quite, makes me vnpregnant And dull to all proceedings. A deflowred maid, And by an eminent body, that enforc'd Aclus Quintus. Scoena '•Prima. The Law againft it ? But that her tender fhame Will not proclaime againft her maiden loffe, How might lhe tongue me ? yet reafon dares her no, For my Authority beares of a credent bulke, That no particular fcandall once can touch But it confounds the breather. He fhould haue liu'd, Saue that his riotous youth with dangerous fence Might in the times to come haue ta'ne reuenge By fo receiuing a difhonor'd life With ranfome of fuch fhame : would yet he had liued. Alack, when once our grace we haue forgot, Nothing goes right, we would, and we would not. Exit. Enter T>uke,Varriui,Lords,^Angelo,EJcultu,Lucio, Citizens at Jeuerall doores. Duk. My very worthy Cofen, fairely met, Our old, and faithfull friend, we are glad to fee you. Ang.EJc. Happy returne be to yonr royall grace. Duk. Many and harty thankings to you both : We haue made enquiry of you, and we heare Such goodneffe of your Iuftice, that our foule Cannot but yeeld you forth to publique thankes Forerunning more requitall. tAng. You make my bonds ftill greater. Duk.Oh your defert fpeaks loud, & I fhould wrong it Scena Quinta. To locke it in the wards of couert bofome When it deferues with charafters of braffe A forted refidence 'gainft the tooth of time, And razure of obliuion : Giue we your hand And let the Subiedt fee, to make them know That outward curtefies would faine proclaime Fauours that keepe within : Come EJcaltu, You muft walke by vs, on our other hand : And good fupporters are you. Enter Peter and IJabella. Peter. Now is your time Speake loud, and kneele before him. IJab. Iuftice, O royall Duke, vaile your regard Vpon a wrong'd (I would faine haue faid a Maid) Oh worthy Prince, difhonor not your eye ' By throwing it on any other obiect, Till you haue heard me, in my true complaint, And giuen me Iuftice, Iuftice, Iuftice, Iuftice. Duk. Relate your wrongs ; In what, by whom f be briefe : Here is Lord Angela ihall giue you Iuftice, Reueale your felfe to him. Enter Duke and Frier Peter. Duke. Thefe Letters at fit time deliuer me, The Prouoft knowes our purpofe and our plot, The matter being a foote, keepe your inftrudlion And hold you euer to our fpeciall drift , Though fometimes you doe blench from this to that As caufe doth minifter : Goe call at F/auias houfe, And tell him where I ftay : giue the like notice To Valencius, Rowland, and to CraJJus , And bid them bring the Trumpets to the gate : But fend me Flauiui firft. Peter. It ihall be fpeeded well. Enter Varrius. Duke. I thank thee Varrius, thou haft made good haft, Come, we will walke ; There's other of our friends Will greet vs heere anon : my gentle Varrius. Exeunt. Scena Sexta. IJab. Oh worthy Duke, You bid me feeke redemption of the diuell, Heare me your felfe : for that which I muft fpeake Muft either punifh me, not being beleeu'd, Enter Isabella and ttMariana. IJab. To fpeak fo indirectly I am loath, I would fay the truth, but to accufe him fo That is your part, yet I am aduis'd to doe it, He faies, to vaile full purpofe. cMar. Be rul'd by him. Or wring redreffe from you : Heare me : oh heare me, heere. Ang. My Lord, her wits I feare me are not firme : She hath bin a fuitor to me, for her Brother Cut off by courfe of Iuftice. IJab. By courfe of Iuftice. Ang. And fhe will fpeake moft bitterly, and ftrange. IJab. Moft 8o SVLeafure for «£Meafu Ifab. Moft ftrange : but yet moil truely wil I fpeake, That Angela % forfworne, is it not ftrange? That eA/.gelo's a murtherer, is't not ftrange? That Angela is an adulterous thiefe, An hypocrite, a virgin violator, Is it not ftrange? and ftrange? Duke. Nay it is ten times ftrange? Ifa. It is not truer he is Angela, Then this is all as true, as it is ftrange; Nay, it is ten times true, for truth is truth To th'end of reckning. Duke. Away with her : poore foule She fpeakes this, in th'infirmity offence. Ifa. Oh Prince, I coniure thee, as thou beleeu'ft There is another comfort, then this world, That thou neglect me not, with that opinion That I am touch'd with madneffe : make not impoffible That which but feemes vnlike, 'tis not impoflible But one, the wickedft caitiffe on the ground May feeme as fhie, as graue, as iuft, as abfolute : As Angela, euen fo may Angela In all his dreffings, carafts, titles, formes, Be an arch-villaine : Beleeue it, royall Prince If he be leffe, he's nothing, but he's more, Had I more name for badneffe. 'Duke. By mine honefty If (he be mad, as I beleeue no other, Her madneffe hath the oddeft frame of fenfe, Such a dependancy of thing, on thing, As ere I heard in madneffe. Ifab. Oh gracious Duke Harpe not on that ; nor do not banifh reafon For inequality, but let your reafon ferue To make the truth appeare, where it feemes hid, And hide the falfe feemes true. Duk. Many that are not mad Haue fure more lacke of reafon : What would you fay? Ifab. I am the Sifter of one Claudia, Condemnd vpon the Act of Fornication To loofe his head, condemn'd by Angela, I, (in probation of a SifterhoodJ Was fent to by my Brother ; one Lucia As then the Meffenger. hue. That's I, and't like your Grace : I came to her from Qlaudio, and defir'd her, To try her gracious fortune with Lord Angela, For her poore Brothers pardon. Ifab. That's he indeede. '■Duk. You were not bid to fpeake. Luc. No, my good Lord, Nor wifh'd to hold my peace. Duk. I wifh you now then, Pray you take note of it : and when you haue A bufineffe for your felfe : pray heauen you then Be perfect. Luc. I warrant your honor. Duk. The warrant's for your felfe : take heede to't. Ifab. This Gentleman told fomewhat of my Tale. Luc. Right. Duk. It may be right, but you are i'the wrong To fpeake before your time : proceed, Ifab. I went To this pernicious Caitiffe Deputie. Duk. That's fomewhat madly fpoken. Ifab: Pardon it, The phrafe is to the matter. T>uke. Mended againe : the matter ; proceed. Ijab. In briefe, to fet the needleffe proceffe by : How I perf waded, how I praid, and kneel'd, How he refeld me, and how I replide (For this was of much length) the vild conclufion I now begin with *griefe, and (hame to vtter. He would not, but by gift of my chafte body To his concupifcible intemperate luft Releafe my brother ; and after much debatement, My fifterly remorfe, confutes mine honour, And I did yeeld to him : But the next morne betimes, His purpofe lurfetting, he fends a warrant For my poore brothers head. Duke. This is moft likely. Ifab. Oh that it were as like as it is true. (fpeak'ft, Duk. By heauen (fond wretch )y knowft not what thou Or elfe thou art fuborn'd againft his honor In hatefull practife : firft his Integritie Stands without blemifh' : next it imports no reafon, That with fuch vehemency he ftiould purfue Faults proper to himfelfe : if he had fo offended He would haue waigh'd thy brother by himfelfe, And not haue cut him off : fome one hath fet you on : Confeffe the truth, and fay by whofe aduice Thou cam'ft heere to complaine. Ifab. And is this all ? Then oh you bleffed Minifters aboue Keepe me in patience, and with ripened time Vnfold the euill, which is heere wrapt vp In countenance : heauen fhield your Grace from woe, As I thus wrong'd, hence vnbeleeued goe. "Duke. I know you'ld faine be gone: An Officer : To prifon with her : Shall we thus permit A blafting and a fcandalous breath to fall , On him fo neere vs ? This needs muft be a practife; Who knew of your intent and comming hither ? Ifa. One that I would were heere,Fr/er Ladotuick. Duk. A ghoftly Father, belike : Who knowes that Lodcivkke ? Luc. My Lord, I know him, 'tis a medling Fryer, I doe not like the man : had he been Lay my Lord, For certaine words he fpake againft your Grace In your retirment, I had fwing'd him foundly. Duke. Words againft mee ? this 'a good Fryer belike And to fet on this wretched woman here Againft our Subftitute : Let this Fryer be found. Luc. But yefternight my Lord, fhe and that Fryer I faw them at the prifon : a fawcy Fryar, A very fcuruy fellow. Peter. Bleffed be your Royall Grace : I haue flood by my Lord, and I haue heard Your royall eare abus'd : firft hath this woman Moft wrongfully accus'd your Subftitute, Who is as free from touch, or foyle with her As fhe from one vngot. Duke. We did beleeue no leffe. Know you that Frier Ladaivick that (he fpeakes of? Peter. I know him for a man diuine and holy, Not fcuruy, nor a temporary medler As he's reported by this Gentleman : And on my truft, a man that neuer yet Did (as he vouches) mif-report your Grace. Luc. My Lord, moft villanoufly, beleeue it. Peter. Well : he in time may come to cieere himfelfe; But at this inftant he is ficke, my Lord : Of 3VIeafure for iMeafure. 81 Of a ftrange Feauor : vpon his meere requeft Being come to knowledge, that there was complaint Intended 'gainft Lord Angelo, came I hether. To fpeake as from his mouth, what he doth know Is true, and falfe : And what he with his oath And all probation will make vp full cleare Whenfoeuer he's conuented : Firft for this woman, To iuftifie this worthy Noble man So vulgarly and perfonally accus'd, Her lhall you heare difproued to her eyes, Till flie her felfe confefle it. Duk. Good Frier, let's heare it : Doe you not fmile at this, Lord ^Angelo ? Oh heauen, the vanity of wretched fooles. Giue vs fomeieates, Come cofen Angelo, In this I'll be impartiall : be you Iudge Of your owne Caufe : Is this the Witnes Frier ? Enter Mariana. Firft, let her mew your face, and after, fpeake. Mar. Pardon my Lord, I will not ftiew my face Vntill my husband bid me. T)uke. What, are you married i Mar. No my Lord. Duke. Are you a Maid ? Mar. No my Lord. T)uk. A Widow then ? Mar. Neither, my Lord. Duk. Why you are nothing then: neither Maid, Wi- dow, nor Wife ? Luc. My Lord, flie may be a Puncke : for many of them, are neither Maid, Widow, nor Wife. Duk. Silence that fellow : I would he had fome caufe to prattle for himfelfe. Luc. Well my Lord. Mar. My Lord, I doe confefle I nere was married, And I confefle befides, I am no Maid, I haue known my husband, yet my husband Knowes not, that euer he knew me. Luc. He was drunk then, my Lord, it can be no better. Duk.Vor the benefit of filence, would thou wert fo to. Luc. Well, my Lprd. Duk. This is no witnefle for Lord Angelo. Mar. Now I come to't, my Lord. Shee that accufes him of Fornication, In felfe-fame manner, doth accufe my husband , And charges him, my Lord, with fuch a time, When I'le depofe I had him in mine Armes With all th'effeft of Loue. Aug. Charges flie moe then me ? Mar. Not that I know. T>uk. No ? you fay your husband. Mar. Why iuft, my Lord, and that is Angelo, Who thinkes he knowes, that he nere knew my body, But knows, he thinkes, that he knowes Ij'abeh. Ang. This is a ftrange abufe: Let's fee thy face. Mar. My husband bids me, now I will vnmaske. This is that face, thou cruell Angelo Which once thou fworft, was worth the looking on : This is the hand, which with a vowd contract Was faft belockt in thine : This is the body That tooke away the match from IJabell, And did fupply thee at thy garden-houfe In her Imagin'd perfon. Duke. Know you this woman ? Luc. Carnallie fhe faies. Duk Sirha, no more. Luc. Enoug my Lord. Ang. My Lord, I muft confefle, I know this woman , And fiue yeres fince there was fome fpeech of marriage Betwixt my felfe, and her : which was broke off, Partly for that her promis'd proportions Came fhort of Compofition : But in chiefe For that her reputation was dif-valued In leuitie : Since which time of fiue yeres I neuer fpake with her, faw her, nor heard from her Vpon my faith, and honor. Mar. Noble Prince, As there comes light from heauen, and words fro breath, As there is fence in truth, and truth in vertue, I am affianced this mans wife, as ftrongly As words could make vp vowes : And my good Lord, But Tuefday night laft gon, in's garden houfe, He knew me as a wife. As this is true, Let me in fafety raife me from my knees, Or elfe for euer be confixed here A Marble Monument. Ang. 1 did but fmile till now, Now, good my Lord, giue me the fcope of Iuftice, My patience here is touch'd : I doe perceiue Thefe poore informall women, are no more But inftruments of fome more mightier member That fets them on. Let me haue way, my Lord To finde this practife out. Duke. I, with my heart, And punifli them to your height of pleafure. Thou foolifh Frier, and thou pernicious woman Compact with her that's gone : thinkft thou, thy oathes, Though they would fwear downe each particular Saint, Were teftimonies againft his worth, and credit That's feald in approbation ? you, Lord Efcalus Sit with my Cozen, lend him your kinde paines To finde out this abufe, whence 'tis deriu'd. There is another Frier that fet them on, Let him be fent for. Peter. Would he were here, my Lord, for he indeed Hath fet the women on to this Complaint; Your Prouoft knowes the place where he abides , And he may fetch him. Duke. Goe, doe it inftantly : And you, my noble and well-warranted Cofen Whom it concernes to heare this matter forth, Doe with your iniuries as feemes you beft In any chaftifement ; I for a while Will leaue you ; but ftir not you till you haue Well determin'd vpon thefe Slanderers. Exit. Efc. My Lord, wee'U doe it throughly : Signior Lu- cio, did not you fay you knew that Frier Lodoivick to be a difhoneft perfon ? Luc. Cucullui non facit Monacbum, honeft in nothing but in his Clothes , and one that hath fpoke moft villa- nous fpeeches of the Duke. Efc. We fhall intreat you to abide heere till he come, and inforce them againft him : we lhall finde this Frier a notable fellow. Luc. As any in Vienna, on my word. Efc. Call that fame Ifabell here once againe , I would fpeake with her : pray you, my Lord, giue mee leaue to queftion, you fhall fee how lie handle her. Luc. Not better then he, by her owne report. Efc. Say you f Luc. Marry fir, I thinke, if you handled her priuately flie'e £Meafure for £Meafure. She would fooner confeffe, perchance publikely flie'll be afliam'd. Enter Duke,ProuoJi,IJabella. EJc. I will goe darkely to worke with her. Luc. That's the way : for women are light at mid- night. EJc. Come on Miftris, here's a Gentlewoman, Denies all that you haue faid. Luc. My Lord, here comes the rafcall I fpoke of, Here, with the Prouoji. EJc. In very good time : fpeake not you to him, till we call vpon you. Luc. Mum. EJc. Come Sir, did you fet thefe women on to flan- der Lord Angela ? they haue confef'd you did. Duk. 'Tis falfe. EJc. How ? Know you where you are ? Duk. Refpedt to your great place ; and let the diuell Be fometime honour'd, for his burning throne. Where is the Duke'? 'tis he fhould heare me fpeake. EJc. The Duke's in vs : and we will heare you fpeake, Looke you fpeake iuftly. Duk. Boldly, at leaft. But oh poore foules, Come you to feeke the Lamb here of the Fox ; Good night to your redrefie : Is the T>uke gone ? Then is your caufe gone too : The Duke's vniuft, Thus to retort your manifeft Appeale, And put your triall in the villaines mouth, Which here you come to accufe. Luc. This is the rafcall : this is he I fpoke of. EJc. Why thou vnreuerend, and vnhallowed Fryer : Is't not enough thou haft fuborn'd thefe women, To accufe this worthy man ? but in foule mouth, And in the witneffe of his proper eare, To call him villaine; and then to glance from him, To th'Duke himfelfe, to taxe him with Iniuftice ? Take him hence; to th' racke with him : we'll towze you Ioynt by ioynt, but we will know his purpofe : What ? vniuft ? Duk. Be not fo hot : the Duke dare No more ftretch this finger of mine, then he Dare racke his owne : his SubiecT: am I not, Nor here Prouinciall : My bufinefle in this State Made me a looker on here in Vienna, Where I haue feene corruption boyle and bubble, Till it ore-run the Stew. - Lawes,for all faults, But faults fo countenanc'd,that the ftrong Statutes Stand like the forfeites in a Barbers ihop, As much in mocke, as marke. EJc. Slander to th' State : Away with him to prifon. Ang. What can you vouch againft him Signior Lucioi Is this the man that you did tell vs of? Luc. 'Tis he, my Lord: come hither goodman bald- pate, doe you know me ? Duk. I remember you Sir, by the found of your voice, I met you at the Prifon, in the abfence of the *Duke. Luc. Oh, did you fo? and do you remember what you faid of the Duke. Duk. Moft notedly Sir. Luc. Do you fo Sir : And was the Duke a fleih-mon- ger, a foole, and a coward, as you then reported him to be f Duk. You muft(Sir) change perfons with me, ere you make that my report : you indeede fpoke fo of him, and much more, much worfe. Luc. Oh thou damnable fellow : did not I plucke thee by the nofe, for thy fpeeches ? Duk. I proteft, I loue the Duke, as I loue my felfe. Ang. Harke how the villaine would clofe now, after his treafonable abufes. EJc. Such a fellow is not to be talk'd withall : Away with him to prifon: Where is the Prouoji} away with him to prifon : lay bolts enough vpon him: let him fpeak no more : away with thofe Giglets too, and with the o- ther confederate companion. Duk. Stay Sir, ftay a while. Ang. What, refifts he ? helpe him Lucio. Luc. Come fir, come fir, come fir : foh fir, why you bald-pated lying rafcall.-you muft be hooded muft you ? (how your knaues vifage with a poxe to you: fhow your fheepe-biting face , and be hang'd an houre : will't not off? Duk. Thou art the firft knaue, that ere mad'ft a Duke. Firft Prouoft,\et me bayle thefe gentle three : Sneake not away Sir, for the Fryer, and you, Muft haue a word anon: lay hold on him. Luc. This may proue worfe then hanging. Duk. What you haue fpoke, I pardon: fit you downe, We'll borrow place of him ; Sir, by your leaue : Ha'ft thou or word, or wit, or impudence, That yet can doe thee office ? If thou ha'ft Rely vpon it, till my tale be heard, And hold no longer out. Ang. Oh, my dread Lord, I mould be guiltier then my guiltineffe, To thinke I can be vndifcerneable, When I perceiue your grace, like powre diuine, Hath look'd vpon my paffes. Then good Prince, No longer Seffion hold vpon my lhame, But let my Triall, be mine owne Confeffion : Immediate fentence then, and fequent death, Is all the grace I beg. Duk. Come hither Mariana, Say : was't thou ere contracted to this woman ? Ang. I was my Lord. T)uk. Goe take her hence, and marry her inftantly. Doe you the office {Fryer) which confummate, Returne him here againe : goe with him Prouoji. Exit. EJc. My Lord, I am more amaz'd at his difhonor, Then at the ftrangeneffe of it. Duk. Come hither IJabell, Your Frier is now your Prince : As I was then Aduertyfing, and holy to your bufineffe, (Not changing heart with habit) I am ftill, Atturnied at your feruice. JJab. Oh giue me pardon That I, your vaffaile, haue imploid, and pain'd Your vnknowne Soueraigntie. Duk. You are pardon'd IJabell: And now,deere Maide, be you as free to vs. Your Brothers death I know fits at your heart : And you may maruaile, why I obfcur'd my felfe, Labouring to faue his life : and would not rather Make raih remonftrance of my hidden powre, Then let him fo be loft : oh moft kinde Maid, It was the fwift celeritie of his death, Which I did thinke, with flower foot came on, That brain'd my purpofe : but peace be with him, That life is better life part fearing death, Then that which Hues to feare : make it your comfort, So £Meafure for £Meafure. 83 So happy is your Brother. Enter Angela,oMaria,Peter,Prouofl. Ifab. I doe my Lord. Duk. For this new-maried man, approaching here, Whofe fait imagination yet hath wrong'd Your well defended honor : you muft pardon For Marianas fake : But as he adiudg'd your Brother, Being criminal], in double violation Of facred Chaftitie,and of promife-breach, Thereon dependant for your Brothers life, The very mercy of the Law cries out Moft audible,euen from his proper tongue. An Angelo for Qlaudio, death for death : Hafte ftill paies hafte,and leafure, anfwers leafure ; Like doth quit like, and Meafure ftill for Meafurei Then Angelo, thy fault's thus manifefted ; Which though thou would'ft deny, denies thee vantage. We doe condemne thee to the very Blocke Where Claudia ftoop'd to death, and with like hafte. Away with him. Mar. Oh my moft gracious Lord, I hope you will not mocke me with a husband ? Duk. It is your husband mock't you with a husband, Confenting to the fafe-guard of your honor, I thought your marriage fit : elfe Imputation, For that he knew you, might reproach your life, And choake your good to come : For his Poffeffions, Although by confutation they are ours ; We doe en-ftate,and widow you with all, To buy you a better husband. Mar. Oh my deere Lord, I craue no other, nor no better man. 'Duke. Neuer craue him, we are definitiue. Mar: Gentle my Liege. Duke. You doe but loofe your labour. Away with him to death : Now Sir, to you. Mar. Oh my good Lord, fweet Ifabell, take my part, Lend me your knees, and all my life to come, I'll lend you all my life to doe you feruice. Duke. Againft all fence you doe importune her, Should ftie kneele downe, in mercie of this facT:, Her Brothers ghoft, his paued bed would breake, And take her hence in horror. cMar. Ifabell: Sweet Ifabel, doe yet but kneele by me, Hold vp your hands, fay nothing : I'll fpeake all. They fay beft men are moulded out of faults, And for the moft, become much more the better For being a little bad : So may my husband. Oh Ifabel : will you not lend a knee ? 'Duke. He dies for Claudia's death.- Ifab. Moft bounteous Sir. Looke if it pleafe you, on this man condemn'd, As if my Brother liu'd : I partly thinke, A due finceritie gouerned his deedes, Till he did looke on me : Since it is fo, Let him not die : my Brother had but Iuftice, In that he did the thing for which he dide. For Angelo,hJs Auke. Which is that Barnardine? Pro. This my Lord. Duke. There was a Friar told me of this man. Sirha, thou art faid to haue a ftubborne foule That apprehends no further then this world, And fquar'ft thy life according : Thou'rt condemn'd, But for thofe earthly faults, I quit them all, And pray thee take this mercie to prouide For better times to come : Frier aduife him, I leaue him to your hand . What muffeld fellow's that? Pro. This is another prifoner that I fau'd, Who fhould haue di'd when Claudia loft his head, As like almoft to Claudio, as himfelfe. Duke. If he be like your brother, for his fake Is he pardon'd, and for your louelie fake Giue me your hand, -and fay you will be mine, He is my brother too : But fitter time for that : By this Lord Angelo perceiues he's fafe, Methinkes I fee a quickning in his eye : Well Angelo, your euill quits you well. Looke that you loue your wife : her worth, worth yours I finde an apt remiffion in my felfe : And yet heere's one in place I cannot pardon, You firha, that knew me for a foole,a Coward, One all of Luxurie, an affe, a mad man : Wherein haue I fo deferu'd of you That you extoll me thus ? Luc. 'Faith my Lord , I fpoke it but according to the trick : if you will hang me for it you may : but I had ra- ther it would pleafe you, I might be whipt. T)uke. Whipt firft, fir, and hang'd after. Proclaime it Prouoft round about the Citie, If any woman wrong'd by this lewd fellow (As I haue heard him fweare himfelfe there's one whom he begot with childe) let her appeare, And he fhall marry her : the nuptiall finifh'd, Let him be whipt and hang'd. Luc. I befeech your Highneffe doe not marry me to a Whore : your Highneffe faid euen now I made you a Duke, good my Lord do not recompence me, in making me a Cuckold. Duk. Vpon ^Meafure for <£Meafu lire. Duke. Vpon mine honor thou (halt marrie her. Thy flanders I forgiue,and therewithall Remit thy other forfeits : take him to prifon, And fee our pleafure herein executed. Luc. Marrying a punke my Lord, is preffing to death, Whipping and hanging. Duke. Slandering a Prince deferues it. She Claudia that you wrong'd, looke you reftore. I oy to you Mariana, loue her ^Angela : I haue confes'd her, and I know her vertue. Thanks good friend, Sfcalus, for thy much goodneffe, There's more behinde that is more gratulate. Thanks Prouojl for thy care, and fecrecie, We Ihall imploy thee in a worthier place. Forgiue him Angelo, that brought you home The head of Ragozine for Qlaudios, Th'offence pardons it felfe. Deere IJabell, I haue a motion much imports your good, Whereto if you'll a willing eare incline ; What's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine. So bring vs to our Pallace, where wee'll (how What's yet behinde, that meete you all (hould know. The Scene Vienna. Thomas. \ „ . Peter. \ 2 ' jFW " Elbow, afimple Confiable. The names of all the Actors. Froth , a foolijh Gentleman. Clowne. Vincentio : the Duke. Abhorfon, an Executioner. Angelo, the Deputie. Barnardine, a dijfolute prifoner. Efcalus, an ancient Lord. Ifabella,JiJler to Claudio. Claudio, a yong Gentleman. Mariana, betrothed to Angelo. Lucio, a fantaftique. Iuliet, beloued of Claudio. z. Other like Gentlemen. Francifca, a Nun. Prouojl. Mijlris Ouer-don, a Bawd. FINIS. 85 The Comedie of Errors. zABus primus, Scena prima. Enter the Duke of Epheftu , with the Merchant of Siracufa, Iaylor,and other attendants. Marchant . Roceed Solinus to procure my fall, And by the doome of death end woes and all. Duke. Merchant of Siracufa, plead no more. I am not partiall to infringe our Lawes ; The enmity and difcord which of late Sprung from the rancorous outrage of your Duke, To Merchants our well-dealing Countrimen, Who wanting gilders to redeeme their hues, Haue feal'd his rigorous ftatutes with their blouds , Excludes all pitty from our threatning lookes : For fince the mortall and inteftine iarres Twixt thy feditious Countrimen and vs , It hath in folemne Synodes beene decreed , Both by the Siracufans and our felues, To admit no trafficke to our aduerfe townes : Nay more, if any borne at Ephefus Be feene at any Siracufian Marts and Fayres : Againe, if any Siracufian borne Come to the Bay of Ephefus, he dies : His goods confifcate to the Dukes difpofe, Vnleffe a thoufand markes be leuied To quit the penalty, and to ranfome him : Thy fubftance, valued at the higheft rate, Cannot amount vnto a hundred Markes, Therefore by Law thou art condemn'd to die. Mcr. Yet this my comfort, when your words are done, My woes end likewife with the euening Sonne. uk. Well Siracufian ; fay in briefe the caufe Why thou departed!* from thy natiue home? And for what caufe thou cam'ft to Spbefus. Mer. A heauier taske could not haue beene impos'd, Then I to fpeake my griefes vnfpeakeable : Yet that the world may witneffe that my end Was wrought by nature, not by vile offence, He vtter what my forrow giues me leaue. In Syracuja was I borne, and wedde Vnto a woman, happy but for me, And by me ; had not our hap beene bad : With her I liu'd in ioy, our wealth increaft By profperous voyages I often made To Epidamium, till my factors death, And he great care of goods at randone left, Drew me from kinde embracements of my fpoufe; From whom my abfence was not iixe moneths olde, Before her felfe (almoft at fainting vnder The pleafing punimment that women beare ) Had made prouifion for her following me, And foone, and fafe,arriued where I was : There had fhe not beene long, but me became A ioyfull mother of two goodly fonnes : And, which was Arrange, the one to like the other, As could not be diftinguifh'd but by names. That very howre,and in the felfe-fame Inne, A meane woman was deliuered Of fuch a burthen Male, twins both alike : Thofe,for their parents were exceeding poore, I bought, and brought vp to attend my fonnes. My wife, not meanely prowd of two fuch boyes, Made daily motions for our home returne: Vnwilling I agreed, alas, too foone wee came aboord. A league from Epidamium had we fai!d Before the alwaies winde-obeying deepe Gaue any Tragicke Inftance of our harme : But longer did we not retaine much hope ; For what obfcured light the heauens did grant, Did but conuay vnto our fearefull mindes A doubtfull warrant of immediate death, Which though my felfe would gladly haue imbrac'd, Yet the inceffant weepings of my wife, Weeping before for what me faw muft come, And pitteous playnings of the prettie babes That mourn'd for fafhion, ignorant what to feare, Forft me to feeke delayes for them and me, And this it was: (for other meanes was none) The Sailors fought for fafety by our boate, And left the fhip then finking ripe to vs. My wife, more carefull for the latter borne, Had faftned him vnto a fmall fpare Maft, Such as fea-faring men prouide for ftormes : To him one of the other twins was bound, WhiFfl I had beene like heedfull of the other. The children thus difpos'd, my wife and I, Fixing our eyes on whom our care was fixt, Faftned our felues at eyther end the maft, And floating ftraight, obedient to the ftreame, Was carried towards Corinth, as we thought. At length the fonne gazing vpon the earth, Difperft thofe vapours that offended vs, And by the benefit of his wiihed light The feas waxt calme, and we difcouered Two fhippes from farre, making amaine to vs : Of Corinth that, of Epidarui this , But ere they came, oh let me fay no more, Gather the fequell by that went before. Duk. Nay forward old man, doe not breake offfo, H For The Qomedie of Errors. For we may pitty, though not pardon thee. Merch. Oh had the gods done fo,I had not now Worthily tearm'd them mercilefle to vs : For ere the fhips could meet by twice fiue leagues, We were encountred by a mighty rocke, Which being violently borne vp, Our helpefull fhip was fplitted in the midft; So that in this vniuft diuorce of vs, Fortune had left to both of vs alike, What to delight in, what to forrow for, Her part, poore foule, feeming as burdened With leiTer waight, but not with leffer woe, Was carried with more fpeed before the winde, And in our fight they three were taken vp By Fifhermen of Corinth, as we thought. At length another fhip had feiz'd on vs, And knowing whom it was their hap to faue, Gaue healthfull welcome to their fhip-wrackt guefts, And would haue reft the Fifhers of their prey, Had not their backe beene very flow of faile ; And therefore homeward did they bend their courfe. Thus haue you heard me feuer'd from my bliffe, That by misfortunes was my life prolong'd, To tell fad ftories of my owne mifhaps. Duke. And for the fake of them thou forroweft for, Doe me the fauour to dilate at full, What haue befalne of them and they till now. Merch. My yongeft boy,and yet my eldeft care, At eighteene yeeres became inquifitiue After his brother ; and importun'd me That his attendant, fo his cafe was like, Reft of his brother, but retain'd his name, Might beare him company in the queft of him: Whom whil'ft I laboured of a loue to fee, I hazarded the lofle of whom I lou'd. Fiue Sommers haue I fpent in fartheft Greece, Roming cleane through the bounds of AJia, And coafting homeward, came to Ephefiu : Hopelefle to finde, yet loth to leaue vnfought Or that, or any place that harbours men : But heere muft end the ftory of my life, And happy were I in my timelie death, Could all my trauells warrant me they Hue. Duke. Hapleffe Bgeon whom the fates haue markt To beare the extremitie of dire miihap : Now truft me, were it not againft our Lawes, Againft my Crowne, my oath, my dignity, Which Princes would they may not difanull, My foule fliould fue as aduocate for thee : But though thou art adjudged to the death, And pafTed fentence may not be recal'd But to our honours great difparagement : Yet will I fauour thee in what I can ; Therefore Marchant, He limit thee this day To feeke thy helpe by beneficiall helpe, Try all the friends thou haft in Sphejui , Beg thou, or borrow, to make vp the fumme, And Hue: if no, then thou art doom'd to die: Iaylor, take him to thy cuftodie. lay lor. I will my Lord. Merch. Hopelefle and helpeleiTe doth Egean wend, But to procraftinate his liueleiTe end. Exeunt. Enter Antipholis Erotes,a Marchant , and Dromio. Mer. Therefore giue out you are of Epidamium, Left that your goods too foone be confifcate : This very day a Syracujian Marchant Is apprehended for a riuall here, And not being able to buy out his life,^ According to the ftatute of the towne, Dies ere the wearie funne fet in the Weft : There is your monie that I had to keepe. ' Ant. Goe beare it to the Centaure, where we hoft, And ftay there 'D romio, t\\l I come to thee ; Within this houre it will be dinner time, Till that He view the manners of the towne, Perufe the traders, gaze vpon the buildings, And then returne and fleepe within mine Inne, For with long trauaile I am ftifFe and wearie. Get thee away. T)ro. Many a man would take you at your word, And goe indeede,hauing fo good a meane. Exit ^Dromio. Ant. A truftie villaine fir, that very oft, When I am dull with care and melancholly, Lightens my humour with his merry iefts : What will you walke with me about the towne, And then goe to my Inne and dine with me? E.Mar. I am inuited fir to certaine Marchants, Of whom I hope to make much benefit : I craue your pardon, foone at fiue a clocke, Pleafe you, He meete with you vpon the Mart, And afterward confort you till bed time : My prefent bufinefle cals me from you now. Ant. Farewell till then : I will goe loofe my felfe, And wander vp and downe to view the Citie. E.cflfar. Sir, I commend you to your owne content. Exeunt. Ant. He that commends me to mine owne content, Commends me to the thing I cannot get : I to the world am like a drop of water, That in the Ocean feekes another drop, Who falling there to finde his fellow forth, (Vnfeene, inquifitiue) confounds himfelfe. So I, to finde a Mother and a Brother, In queft of them (vnhappiea)loofe my felfe. Enter Dromio ofEphejus. Here comes the almanacke of my true date : What now ? How chance thou art return'd fo foone. E.Dro. Return'd fo foone, rather approacht too late: The Capon burnes, the Pig fals from the fpit; The clocke hath ftrucken twelue vpon the bell : My Miftris made it one vpon my cheeke : She is fo hot becaufe the meate is colde : The meate is colde, becaufe you come not home : You come not home, becaufe you haue no ftomacke : You haue no ftomacke, hauing broke your faft : But we that know what 'tis to faft and pray, Are penitent for your default to day. Ant. Stop in your winde fir, tell me this I pray ? Where haue you left the mony that I gaue you. S.'Dro. Oh fixe pence that I had a wenfday laft, To pay the Sadler for my Miftris crupper : The Sadler had it Sir, I kept it not. Ant. I am not in a fportiue humor now : Tell me, and dally not, where is the monie ? We being ftrangers here, how dar'ft thou truft So great a charge from thine owne cuftodie. E.T>ro. I pray you ieft fir as you fit at dinner : I from my Miftris come to you in poft : If I returne I mail be poft indeede. For The Come die of Errors. 87 For ftie will fcoure your fault vpon my pate : Me thinkes your maw, like mine, mould be your cooke, And ftrike you home without a meffenger. Ant. Come "Drowse, come, thefe iefts are out of feafon, Referue them till a merrier houre then this : Where is the gold I gaue in charge to thee? E.T)ro. To me fir? why you gaue no gold to me? Ant. Come on fir knaue, haue done your fooliftines, And tell me how thou haft difpos'd thy charge. E.Dro. My charge was but to fetch you fr& the Mart Home to your houfe, the Phcenix fir, to dinner; My Miftris and her fitter ftaies for you. Ant. Now as I am a Chriftian anfwer me, In what fafe place you haue beftow'd my monie ; Or I /hall breake that merrie fconce of yours That ftands on tricks, when I am vndifpos'd : Where is the thoufand Markes thou hadft of me ? E.Dro. I haue fome markes of yours vpon my pate : Some of my Miftris markes vpon my moulders : But not a thoufand markes betweene you both. If I ftiould pay your wormip thofe againe, Perchance you will not beare them patiently. Ant. Thy Miftris markes? what Miftris flaue haft thou? E.T>ro. Your worships wife, my Miftris at the Phcenix; She that doth faft till you come home to dinner : And praies that you will hie you home to dinner. Ant. What wilt thou flout me thus vnto my face Being forbid?There take you that fir knaue. E.Dro. What meane you fir, for God fake hold your Nay, and you will not fir, He take my heeles. (hands : Exeunt Dromio Sf. Ant. Vpon my life by fome deuife or other, The villaine is ore- wrought of all my monie. They fay this towne is full of cofenage : As nimble Iuglers that deceiue the eie : Darke working Sorcerers that change the minde : Soule-killing Witches, that deforme the bodie : Difguifed Cheaters, prating Mountebankes ; And manie fuch like liberties of finne : If it proue fo, I will be gone the fooner : He to the Centaur to goe feeke this flaue, I greatly feare my monie is not fafe. Exit. ?A5lus Secundus. Enter Adriana,ivife to Antipholis Sereptus,ivith Luciana ber S'tjier. Adr. Neither my husband nor the flaue return'd, That in fuch hafte I fent to feeke his Matter ? Sure Luciana it is two a clocke. Luc. Perhaps fome Merchant hath inuited him, And from the Mart he's fomewhere gone to dinner : Good Sifter let vs dine, and neuer fret ; A man is Mafter of his libertie : Time is their Mafter, and when they fee time, They'll goe or come ; if fo, be patient Sifter. Adr. Why ftiould their libertie then ours be more? Luc. Becaufe their bufineffe ftill lies out adore. Adr. Looke when I ferue him fo, he takes it thus. Luc. Oh, know he is the bridle of your will. Adr. There's none but affes will be bridled fo. Luc. Why, headftrong liberty is lafht with woe : There's nothing fituate vnder heauens eye, But hath his bound in earth, in fea, in skie. The beafts,the fifties, and the winged fowles Are their males fubiefts, and at their controules : Man more diuine, the Mafter of all thefe, Lord of the wide world, and wilde watry feas, Indued with intellectual] fence and foules, Of more preheminence then fifti and fowles, Are matters to their females, and their Lords : Then let your will attend on their accords. Adri. This feruitude makes you to keepe vnwed. Luci. Not this, but troubles of the marriage bed. Adr. But were you wedded, you wold bear fome fway Luc. Ere I learne loue, He praftife to obey. Adr. How if your husband ftart fome other where ? Luc. Till he come home againe, I would forbeare. Adr. Patience vnmou'd, no maruel though ihe paufe, They can be meeke,that haue no other caufe : A wretched foule bruis'd with aduerfitie, We bid be quiet when we heare it crie. But were we burdned with like waight of paine , As much, or more, we ftiould our felues complaine : So thou that haft no vnkinde mate to greeue thee, With vrging helpeleffe patience would releeue me ; But if thou Hue to fee like right bereft, This foole-beg'd patience in thee will be left. Luci. Well, I will marry one day but to trie: Heere comes your man, now is your husband nie. Enter Dromio Efh. Adr. Say,is your tardie mafter now at hand? E.Dro. Nay, hee's at too hands with mee, and that my two eares can witnefle. Adr. Say, didft thou fpeake with him? knowft thou his minde ? 6. Dro. 1,1, he told his minde vpon mine eare, Befhrew his hand, I fcarce could vnderftand it. Luc. Spake hee fo doubtfully, thou couldft not feele his meaning. E. Dro. Nay, hee ftrooke fo plainly, I could too well feele his blowes ; and withall fo doubtfully, that I could fcarce vnderftand them. Adri. But fay,I prethee, is he comming home? It feemes he hath great care to pleafe his wife. E.Dro. Why Miftreffe, fure my Mafter is home mad. Adri. Home mad, thou villaine f E.Dro. I meane not Cuckold mad, But fure he is ftarke mad : When I defir'd him to come home to dinner, He ask'd me for a hundred markes in gold : 'Tis dinner time quoth I : my gold, quoth he : Your meat doth burne, quoth I : my gold quoth he : Will you come, quoth I : my gold, quoth he ; Where is the thoufand markes I gaue thee villaine ? The Pigge quoth I, is burn'd : my gold,quoth he : My miftreffe, fir, quoth I : hang vp thy Miftreffe : I know not thy miftreffe, out on thy miftreffe. Luci. Quoth who ? E.Dr. Quoth my Mafter, I know quoth he, no houfe, no wife , no miftreffe : fo that my arrant due vnto my tongue, I thanke him, I bare home vpon my ftioulders : for in conclufion,he did beat me there. Adri. Go back againe, thou flaue, & fetch him home. Dro. Goe backe againe, and be new beaten home f For Gods fake fend fome other meffenger. H 2 tAdri. Backe The Qomedie of Errors. Adri. Backe flaue, or I will breake thy pate a-crofle. Dro. And he will bleffe y crofle with other beating : Betweene you, I fcall haue a holy head. Adri. Hence prating pefant,fetch thy Matter home. Dro. Am I fo round with you, as you with me, That like a foot-ball you doe fpurne me thus : You fpurne me hence, and he will fpurne me hither, If I laft in this feruice,you muft cafe me in leather. Luci. Fie how impatience lowreth in your face. Adri. His company muft do his minions grace, Whirft I at home ftarue for a merrie looke : Hath homelie age th'alluring beauty tooke From my poore cheeke f then he hath wafted it. Are my difcourfes dull ? Barren my wit, If voluble and fharpe difcourfe be mar'd, Vnkindneffe blunts it more then marble hard. Doe their gay veftments his affeftions baite ? That's not my fault , hee's matter of my ftate. What ruines are in me that can be found , By him not ruin'd ? Then is he the ground Of my defeatures. My decayed faire, A funnie looke of his, would (bone repaire. But, too vnruly Deere, he breakes the pale, And feedes from home ; poore I am but his ftale. Luci. Selfe-harming Iealoufie ; fie beat it hence. Ad. Vnfeeling fools can with fuch wrongs difpence : I know his eye doth homage other-where, Or elfe, what lets it but he would be here ? Sifter, you know he promis'd me a chaine , Would that alone, a loue he would detaine, So he would keepe faire quarter with his bed : I fee the Iewell beft enamaled Will loofe his beautie : yet the gold bides ftill That others touch, and often touching will, Where gold and no man that hath a name, By falfliood and corruption doth it fhame : Since that my beautie cannot pleafe his eie, lie weepe (what's left away) and weeping die. Luci. How manie fond fooles ferue mad Ieloufie? Exit. Enter Antipholii Errotis. Ant. The gold I gaue to Dromio is laid vp Safe at the Centaur, and the heedfull flaue Is wandred forth in care to feeke me out By computation and mine hofts report. I could not fpeake with Dromio, fince at firft I fent him from the Mart ? fee here he comes. Enter Dromio Siracufia. How now fir, is your merrie humor alter'd ? As you loue ftroakes, fo ieft with me againe : You know no Centaur ? you receiu'd no gold ? Your Miftreffe fent to haue me home to dinner? My houfe was at the Phcenix ? Waft thou mad, That thus fo madiie thou did didft anfwere me? S.Dro. What anfwer fir ? when fpake I fuch a word ? E.tAnt. Euen now, euen here, not halfe an howre fince. S.Dro. I did not fee you fince you fent me hence Home to the Qentaur with the gold you gaue me. Ant. Villaine, thou didft denie the golds receit, And toldft me of a MiftrefTe,and a dinner, For which I hope thou feltft I was difpleas'd. S.Dro: I am glad to fee you in this merrie vaine, What meanes this ieft, I pray you Matter tell me ? Ant. Yea, doft thou ieere & flowt me in the teeth ? Thinkft y I ieft? hold, take thou that,& that. Beats Dro. S.Dr. Hold fir, for Gods fake,now your ieft is earneft, Vpon what bargaine do you giue it me ? Antipb. Becaufe that I familiarlie fometimes Doe vfe you for my foole, and chat with you, Your fawcineffe will ieft vpon my loue, And make a Common of my ferious howres, When the funne fhines,let fooliih gnats make fport , Butcreepe in crannies, when he hides his beames : If you will ieft with me, know my afpeft , And fafhion your demeanor to my lookes, Or I will beat this method in your fconce. S.Dro. Sconce call you it? fo you would leaue batte- ring, I had rather haue it a head, and you vfe thefe blows long , I muft get a fconce for my head, and Infconce it to, or elfe I fhall feek my wit in my fhoulders, but I pray fir, why am I beaten ? Ant. Doft thou not know ? S.Dro, Nothing fir, but that I am beaten. Ant. Shall I tell you why ? S.Dro. I fir, and wherefore ; for they fay , euery why hath a wherefore. Ant. Why firft for flowting me, and then wherefore, for vrging it the fecond time to me. S.T>ro. Was there euer anie man thus beaten out of feafon , when in the why and the wherefore, is neither rime nor reafon. Well fir, I thanke you. Ant. Thanke me fir, for what ? S.Dro. Marry fir, for this fomething that you gaue me for nothing. Ant. He make you amends next, to giue you nothing for fomething. But fay fir, is it dinner time? S.^ro. No fir, I thinke the meat wants that I haue. Ant. In good time fir : what's that ? S.Dro. Baiting. Ant. Well fir, then 'twill be drie. S .Dro. If it be fir, I pray you eat none of it. tAnt. Your reafon? S.^Dro. Left it make you cholIericke,and purchafe me another drie bailing. Ant. Well fir, learne to ieft in good time , there's a time for all things. S.Dro. I durft haue denied that before you were fo chollericke. Anti. By what rule fir ? S.Dro. Marry fir, by a rule as plaine as the plaine bald pate of Father time himfelfe. Ant. Let's heare it. S.Dro. There's no time for a man to recouer his haire that growes bald by nature. Ant. May he not doe it by fine and recouerie ? S.Dro. Yes, to pay a fine for a perewig, and recouer the loft haire of another man. Ant. Why, is Time fuch a niggard of haire , being (as it is) fo plentifull an excrement ? S.Dro. Becaufe it is a bleffing that hee beftowes on beafts, and what he hath fcanted them in haire, hee hath giuen them in wit. Ant. Why, but theres manie a man hath more haire then wit. S.Dro. Not a man of thofe but he hath the wit to lofe his haire. *Ant. Why thou didft conclude hairy men plain dea- lers without wit. S.Dro. The plainer dealer, the fooner loft ; yet he loo- feth it in a kinde of iollitie. An. For what reafon. S.Dro. For two, and found ones to. ./fo.Nay ro. Maud, Briget, Marian, Cijley, Gillian, Ginn. S.Dro. Mome, Malthorfe, Capon, Coxcombe , Idi- ot, Patch, Either get thee from the dore,or fit downe at the hatch : Doft thou coniure for wenches, that y calft for fuchftore, When one is one too many, goe get thee from the dore. E.Dro. What patch is made our Porter ? my Mafter ftayes in the ftreet. S.Dro. Let him walke from whence he came,left hee catch cold on's feet. E.Ant. Who talks within there? hoa,open the dore. S.T>ro. Right fir, He tell you when , and you'll tell me wherefore. Ant. Wherefore ? for my dinner : I haue not din'd to day. S.Dro. Nor to day here you muft not come againe when you may. Anti. What art thou that keep'ft mee out from the howfe I owe? S.T)ro. The Porter for this time Sir, and my name is Dromio. E.Dro. O villaine, thou haft ftolne both mine office and my name, ; The one nere got me credit, the other mickle blame : If thou hadft beene Dr day in my place, Thou wouldft haue chang'd thy face for a name , or thy name for an affe. Enter Luce. Luce. What a coile is there T>romio ? who are thofe at the gate? E.Dro. Let my Mafter in Luce. Luce. Faith no , hee comes too late, and fo tell your Mafter. E.Dro. O Lord I muft laugh, haue at you with a Pro- uerbe, Shall I fet in my ftaffe. Luce. Haue at you with another , that's when f can you tell? S.Dro. If thy name be called Luce, Luce thou haft an- fwer'd him well. Anti. Doe you heare you minion, you'll let vs in I hope ? Luce. I thought to haue askt you. S.Dro. And you faid no. E.Dro. So come helpe, well ftrooke, there was blow for blow. Anti. Thou baggage let me in. Luce. Can you tell for whofe fake? E.Drom. Mafter, knocke the doore hard. Luce. Let him knocke till it ake. Anti. You'll crie for this minion , if I beat the doore downe. Luce. What needs all that, and a paire of flocks in the towne? Enter Adriana. Adr. Who is that at the doore y keeps all this noifef S.Dro. By my troth your towne is troubled with vn- ruly boies. tAnti. Are you there Wife ? you might haue come before. Adri. Your wife fir knaue ? go get you from the dore. E.Dro. If you went in paine Mafter, this knaue wold goe fore. Angelo. Heere is neither cheere fir, nor welcome, we would faine haue either. Baltz. In debating which was beft , wee /hall part j with neither. E.Dro. They ftand at the doore , Mafter , bid them welcome hither. tAnti. There is fomething in the winde,that we can- not get in. E.Dro. You would fay fo Mafter, if your garments were thin. Your cake here is warme within : you ftand here in the cold. It would make a man mad as a Bucke to be fo bought and fold. Ant. Go fetch me fomething, He break ope the gate. S.Dro. Breake any breaking here, and He breake your knaues pate. E.Dro. A man may breake a word with your fir, and words are but winde : I and breake it in your face,fo he break it not behinde. S.Dro.lt feemes thou want'ft breaking, out vpon thee hinde. E.Dro. Here's too much out vpon thee, I pray thee let me in. S.Dro. I, when fowles haue no feathers, and fifh haue no fin. Ant. Well, He breake in:go borrow me a crow. E.T)ro.A crow without feather, Mafter meane you fo; For The Come die of Errors. For a filh without a finne, ther's a fowle without afether, If a crow help vs in firra, wee'll plucke a crow together. Ant. Go, get thee gon, fetch me an iron Crow. c Baltb.Ha\ie patience fir, oh let it not be fo, Heerein you warre againft your reputation, And draw within the compafle of fufpect Th'vnuiolated honor of your wife. Once this your long experience of your wifedome, Her fober vertue, yeares, and modeftie , Plead on your part fome caufe to you vnknowne ; And doubt not fir, but ftie will well excufe Why at this time the dores are made againft you. Be rul'd by me, depart in patience, And let vs to the Tyger all to dinner, And about euening come your felfe alone, To know the reafon of this ftrange reftraint : If by ftrong hand you offer to breake in Now in the ftirring paflage of the day, A vulgar comment will be made of it ; And that fuppofed by the common rowt Againft your yet vngalled eftimation, That may with foule intrufion enter in, And dwell vpon your graue when you are dead 5 For flander Hues vpon fucceflion; For euer hows'd, where it gets pofleffion. Ami. You haue preuail'd,I will depart in quiet, And in defpight of mirth meane to be merrie : I know a wench of excellent difcourfe , Prettie and wittie; wilde, and yet too gentle ; There will we dine : this woman that I meane My wife (but I proteft without defert) Hath oftentimes vpbraided me withall : To her will we to dinner, get you home And fetch the chaine, by this I know 'tis made, Bring it I pr2y you to the Porpentine , For there's the houfe: That chaine will I beftow (Be it for nothing but to fpight my wife) Vpon mine hofteffe there, good fir make hafte : Since mine owne doores refufe to entertaine me , lie knocke elfe-where, to fee if they'll difdaine me. Ang. lie meet you at that place fome houre hence. Ami. Do fo,this ieft fhall coft me fome expence. Exeunt. Enter Iuliana,witb Antipholus of Siracujia. Iulia. And may it be that you haue quite forgot A husbands office ? fhall Antipholut Euen in the fpring of Loue,thy Loue-fprings rot? Shall loue in buildings grow fo ruinate? If you did wed my filter for her wealth, Then for her wealths-fake vfe her with more kindnefTe : Or if you like elfe-where doe it by ftealth , Muffle your felfe loue with fome fliew of blindneffe : Let not my fifter read it in your eye : Be not thy tongue thy owne fhames Orator : Looke fweet, fpeake faire, become difloyaltie : Apparell vice like vertues harbenger : Beare a faire prefence, though your heart be tainted, Teach finne the carriage of a holy Saint, Be fecret felfe : what need fhe be acquainted ? What fimple thiefe brags of his owne attaine ? 'Tis double wrong to truant with your bed , And let her read it in thy lookes at boord : Shame hath a baftard fame, well managed, 111 deeds is doubled with an euill word : Alas poore women, make vs not beleeue (Being compact of credit) that you loue vs, Though others haue the arme, fliew vs the fleeue : We in your motion turne, and you may moue vs. Then gentle brother get you in againe ; Comfort my fifter. cheere her, call her wife ; 'Tis holy fport to be a little vaine, When the fweet breath of flatterie conquers ftrife. S. Ami. Sweete Miftris, what your name is elfe I know not; Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine: Leffe in your knowledge, and your grace you fliow not, Then our earths wonder, more then earth diuine. Teach me deere creature how to thinke and fpeake : Lay open to my earthie grofle conceit : Smothred in errors, feeble, fliallow,weake, The foulded meaning of your words deceit: Againft my foules pure truth, why labour you, To make it wander in an vnknowne field ? Are you a god ? would you create me new ? Transforme me then, and to your powre He yeeld. But if that I am I, then well I know, Your weeping fifter is no wife of mine, Nor to her bed no homage doe I owe : Farre more,farre more, to you doe I decline: Oh traine me not fweet Mermaide with thy note, To drowne me in thy fifter floud of teares: Sing Siren for thy felfe, and I will dote : Spread ore the filuer waues thy golden haires ; And as a bud lie take thee, and there lie : And in that glorious fuppofition thinke, He gaines by death, that hath fuch meanes to die : Let Loue, being light, be drowned if ftie finke. Luc. What are you mad, that you doe reafon fo ? tAnt. Not mad, but mated, how I doe not know. Luc. It is a fault that fpringeth from your eie. Ant. For gazing on your beames faire fun being by. Luc. Gaze when you ftiould, and that will cleere your fight. Am. As good to winke fweet loue,as looke on night. Luc. Why call you me loue? Call my fifter fo. Ant. Thy fitters fifter. Luc. That's my fifter. Ant. No : it is thy felfe, mine owne felfes better part: Mine eies cleere eie, my deere hearts deerer heart ; My foode,my fortune,and my fweet hopes aime ; My fole earths heauen,and my heauens claime. Luc. All this my fifter is, or elfe Ihould be. iAnt. Call thy felfe fifter fweet, for I am thee : Thee will I loue, and with thee lead my life ; Thou haft no husband yet, nor I no wife : Giue me thy hand. Luc. Oh foft fir, hold you ftill : He fetch my fifter to get her good will. Exit. Enter Dromio , Siracujia. ro. Marry fir, ihe's the Kitchin wench, & al greafe, and I know not what vfe to put her too, but to make a Lampe of her, and run from her by her owne light. I warrant, her ragges and the Tallow in them, will burne a Poland Winter : If ihe liues till doomefday,ihe'l burne a weeke longer then the whole World. cAnti. What complexion is ihe of? Dro. Swart like my ihoo, but her face nothing like fo cleane kept : for why? ihe fweats a man may goe o- uer-ihooes in the grime of it. Anti. That's a fault that water will mend. Dro. No fir, 'tis in graine, Noahs flood could not do it. Anti. What's her name ? T>ro. Nell Sir : but her name is three quarters, that's an Ell and three quarters, will not meafure her from hip to hip. Anti. Then ihe beares fome bredth ? Dro. No longer from head to foot, then from hippe to hippe : ihe is fphericall, like a globe : I could find out Countries in her. Anti. In what part of her body ftands Ireland} "Dro. Marry fir in her buttockes, I found it out by the bogges. Ant, Where Scotland} Dro. I found it by the barrennefle, hard in the palme of the hand. Ant. Where France! Dro. In her forhead, arm'd and reuerted, making warre againft her heire. Ant. Where England} Dro. I look'd for the chalkle ClifFes,but I could find no whiteneife in them. But I gueffe, it ftood in her chin by the fait rheume that ranne betweene France, and it. Ant. Where Spaine} Dro. Faith I faw it not: but I felt it hot in her breth. Ant. Where America, the Indies ? Dro. Oh fir, vpon her nofe, all ore embelliihed with Rubies, Carbuncles, Saphires, declining their rich Af- pect to the hot breath of Spaine, who fent whole Ar- madoes of Carreers to be ballaft at her nofe. Anti. Where ftood Bclgia, the Netherlands} T>ro. Oh fir, I did not looke fo low. To conclude, this drudge or Diuiner layd claime to mee, call'd mee Dromio , fwore I was affur'd to her, told me what priuie markes I had about mee, as the marke of my fhoulder, the Mole in my necke, the great Wart on my left arme, that I amaz'd ranne from her as a witch. And I thinke,if my breft had not beene made of faith, and my heart of fteele, ihe had transform 'd me to a Curtull dog, & made me turne i'th wheele. Anti. Go hie thee prefently, poft to the rode, And if the winde blow anyway from fiiore, I will not harbour in this Towne to night. If any Barke put forth, come to the Mart, Where I will walke till thou returne to me : If euerie one knowes vs, and we know none, 'Tis time I thinke to trudge, packe,and be gone. Dro. As from a Beare a man would run for life, So flie I from her that would be my wife. Exit Anti. There's none but Witches do inhabite heere, And therefore 'tis hie time that I were hence : She that doth call me husband, euen my foule Doth for a wife abhorre. But her faire fitter Polfeft with fuch a gentle foueraigne grace, Of such inchanting prefence and difcourfe, Hath almoft made me Traitor to my felfe : But leaft my felfe be guilty to felfe wrong, He flop mine eares againft the Mermaids fong. Enter sAngelo with the Chaine. 'Ang. M r Antipholtu. Anti. I that's my name. Ang. I know it well fir, loe here's the chaine, I thought to haue tane you at the Porpentine, The chaine vnfiniih'd made me ftay thus long. 'Anti. What is your will that I ihal do with this ? 'Ang. What pleafe your felfe fir : I haue made it for you. Anti. Made it for me fir, I befpoke it not. ro. I know not at whofe fuite he is arefted well; but is in a fuite of buffe which refted him, that can I tell, will you fend him Miftris redemption , the monie in his deske. Adr. Go fetch it Sifter : this I wonder at. Exit Luciana. Thus he vnknowne to me mould be in debt : Tell me, was he arefted on a band? S.Dro. Not on a band, but on a ftronger thing: A chaine,a chaine,doe you not here it ring. Adria. What, the chaine ? S.Dro. No, no, the bell, 'tis time that I were gone : It was two ere I left him, and now the clocke ftrikes one. Adr. The houres come backe, that did I neuer here. S.Dro. Oh yes,if any houre meete a Serieant,a turnes backe for verie feare. Adri. As if time were in debt: how fondly do'ft thou reafon? S.Dro. Time is a verie bankerout,and owes more then he's worth to feafon. Nay, he's a theefe too : haue you not heard men fay, That time comes dealing on by night and day? If I be in debt and theft, and a Serieant in the way, Hath he not reafon to turne backe an houre in a day? Enter Luciana. Adr. Go Dromio, there's the monie, beare it ftraight, And bring thy Mafter home imediately. Come fifter, I am preft downe with conceit : Conceit, my comfort and my iniurie. Exit. Enter Antipholus Siracujia. There's not a man I meete but doth falute me As if I were their well acquainted friend, And euerie one doth call me by my name : Some tender monie to me, fome inuite me ; Some other giue me thankes for kindneffes ; Some offer me Commodities to buy. Euen now a tailor cal'd me in his mop, And fhow'd me Silkes that he had bought for me, And therewithall tooke meafure of my body. Sure thefe are but imaginarie wiles, And lapland Sorcerers inhabite here. Enter Dromio. Sir. S~Dro. Mafter, here's the gold you fent me for : what haue you got the picture of old Adam new apparel'd? *Ant. What gold is this? What *Adam do'ft thou meane ? 5. Dro. Not that Adam that kept the Paradife : but that Adam that keepes the prifon ; hee that goes in the calues-skin, that was kil'd for the Prodigall : hee that came behinde you fir, like an euill angel,and bid you for- fake your libertie. Ant. I vnderftand thee not. S.Dro. No? why 'tis a plaine cafe : he that went like a Bafe-Viole in a cafe of leather ; the man fir, that when gentlemen are tired giues them a fob, and refts them : he fir, that takes pittie on decaied men, and giues them fuites of durance : he that fets vp his reft to doe more ex- ploits with his Mace, then a Moris Pike. *Ant. What thou mean'ft an officer? S.Dro. I fir, the Serieant of the Band : he that brings any man to anfwer it that breakes his Band : one that thinkes a man alwaies going to bed, and faies,God giue you good reft. Ant. Well fir, there reft in your foolerie : Is there any fhips puts forth to night ? may we be gone ? S.Dro. Why fir, I brought you word an houre fince, that the Barke Expedition put forth to night, and then were you hindred by the Serieant to tarry for the Hoy Delay : Here are the angels that you fent for to deliuer you. Ant. The fellow is diftrarc Ant, mee? Dro. Will you be bound for nothing, be mad good Mafter, cry the diuell. Luc. God helpe poore foules, how idlely doe they talke. Adr. Go beare him hence, fifter go you with me: Say now, whofe fuite is he arretted at? Exeunt. Manet Offic. cAdri. Luci. Courtizan Off. One zAngelo a Goldfmith, do you know him? Adr. I know the man : what is the fumme he owes? Off. Two hundred Duckets. Adr. Say, how growes it due. Off. Due for a Chaine your husband had of him. Adr. He did befpeake a Chain for me, but had it not. Cur. When as your husband all in rage to day Came to my houfe, and teoke away my Ring, The Ring I faw vpon his finger now, Straight after did I meete him with a Chaine. Adr. It may be fo, but I did neuer fee it. - Come Iailor, bring me where the Goldfmith is, I long to know the truth heereof at large. Enter Anttpholui Siracufia with his Rapier draivne, and Dromio Sirac. Luc. God for thy mercy, they are loofe againe. Adr. And come with naked fwords, Let's call more helpe to haue them bound againe. Runne all oat. o my houfe, oh moft vnhappy day. Oh moft vnhappie ftrumpet. Mafter, I am heere entred in bond for you. Out on thee Villaine, wherefore doft thou mad Off. Away, they'l kill vs. Exeunt omnes, as f aft as may be , frighted. S. tJLnt, I fee thefe Witches are aftraid of fwords. S.T>ro. She that would be your wife, now ran from you. cAnt. Come to the Centaur, fetch our ftuffe from thence : I long that we were fafe and found aboord. Dro. Faith ftay heere this night, they will furely do vs no harme : you faw they fpeake vs faire, giue vs gold: me thinkes they are fuch a gentle Nation , that but for the Mountaine of mad flefh that claimes mariage of me, I could finde in my heart to ftay heere ftill, and turne Witch. Ant. I will not ftay to night for all the Townej Therefore away, to get our ftuffe aboord . Exeunt ABus Quintus. Sccena romio ? E. 1)ro. Within this houre I was his bondman fir, But he I thanke him gnaw'd in two my cords, Now am I T>romio, and his man, vnbound . Fath. I am fure you both of you remember me. "Dro. Our felues we do remember fir by you : For lately we were bound as you are now. You are not Pinches patient, are you fir ? Father. Why looke you ftrange on me ? you know me well. E.Alt. I neuer faw you in my life till now. ■Fa.Oh! griefe hath cbang'd me fince you faw me laft, And carefull houres with times deformed hand, Haue written ftrange defeatures in my face : But tell me yet, doft thou not know my voice ? Ant. Neither. Fat. Dromio, nor thou ? Dro. No truft me fir, nor I. Fa. I am fure thou doft? E. Dromio. I fir, but I am fure I do not, and whatfo- euer a man denies, you are now bound to beleeue him. Fath. Not know my voice, oh times e tremity Haft thou fo crack'd and fplitted my poore tongue In feuen fliort yeares, that heere my onely fonne Knowes not my feeble key of vntun'd cares? Though now this grained face of mine be hid In fap-confuming Winters drizled fnow, And all the Conduits of my blood froze vp : Yet hath my night of life fome memorie : My wafting lampes fome fading glimmer left ; My dull deafe eares a little vfe to heare : All thefe old witnefles, I cannot erre. Tell me, thou art my fonne tAntipholw. sAnt. I neuer faw my Father in my life. Fa. But feuen yeares fince, in Siracuja boy Thou know'ft we parted, but perhaps my fonne, Thou fliam'ft to acknowledge me in miferie. Ant. The Duke, and all that know me in the City, Can witnefie with me that it is not fo. I ne're faw Siracuja in my life. T>uke. I tell thee Siracufian, twentie yeares Haue I bin Patron to tAntipholus, During which time, he ne're faw Siracuja : I fee thy age and dangers make thee dote. Enter the Abbejfe -with cAntipholus Siracuja, and Dromio Sir. Abbejfe. Moft mightie Duke, behold a man much wrong'd. All gather tojee them. Adr. I fee two husbands, or mine eyes deceiue me. Duke. One of thefe men is genius to the other : And fo of thefe, which is the naturall man , And which the fpirit ? Who deciphers them ? romio, pray let me ftay. 5. Ant. Egeon art thou not? or elfe his ghoft. S.Drom. Oh my olde Mafter, who hath bound him heere ? Abb. Who euer bound him, I will lofe his bonds, And gaine a husband by his libertie : Speake olde Sgeon, if thou bee'ft the man That hadft a wife once call'd vEmilia, That bore thee at a burthen two faire fonnes ? Oh if thou bee'ft the fame Sgeon, fpeake : And fpeake vnto the fame csEmilia. Duke. Why heere begins his Morning ftorie right : Thefe two Antipholui, thefe two fo like, And thefe two Dromio's, one in femblance: Befides her vrging of her wracke at fea, Thefe are the parents to thefe children, Which accidentally are met together. Fa. If I dreame not, thou art (^Emilia, If thou art ftie, tell me, where is that fonne That floated with thee on the fatall rafte. Abb. By men of Epidamium, he,and I, And the twin T>romio, all were taken vp 5 But by and by, rude Fiihermen of Corinth By force tooke Dromio, and my fonne from them, And me they left with thofe of Epidamium. What then became of them, I cannot tell : I, to this fortune that you fee mee in. Duke. Antipbolus thou cam'ft from Qorinth firft. S.Ant. No fir, not I, I came from Siracuje. Duke. Stay, ftand apart, I know not which is which. E. Ant. I came from Corinth my moft gracious Lord E.Dro. And I with him. E.Ant. Brought to this Town by that moft famous Warriour, Duke Menaphon, your moft renowned Vnckle. Adr. Which of you two did dine with me to day? S.tAnt. I, gentle Miftris. Adr . And are not you my husband ? E. Ant. No, I fay nay to that. S. Ant. And fo do I, yet did (he call me fo : And this faire Gentlewoman her fifter heere Did call me brother. What I told you then, I hope I fhall haue leifure to make good, If this be not a dreame I fee and heare. Goldjmith. That is the Chaine fir, which you had of mee. S. Ant. I thinke it be fir, I denie it not. E.Ant. And you fir for this Chaine arrefted me. Qold. I thinke I did fir, I deny it not. Adr. I fent you monie fir to be your'baile By 'Dromio, but I thinke he brought it not. S.Dro. No, none by me. S.Ant. This purfe of Duckets I receiu'd from you, And Dromio my man did bring them me : I fee we ftill did meete each others man, And I was tane for him, and he for me, And thereupon thefe errors are arofe. E.Ant. Thefe Duckets pawne I for my father heere. Duke. It (hall not neede, thy father hath his life. Cur. Sir I muft haue that Diamond from you. E.Ant. There take it, and much thanks for my good cheere. Abb. Renowned Duke, vouchfafe to take the paines To go with vs into the Abbey heere, And heare at large difcourfed all our fortunes, And all that are aflembled in this place : That by this fimpathized one daies error Haue fuffer'd wrong. Goe, keepe vs companie, I 2 And oo The Come die of Errors . And we fhall make full fatisfa&ion. Thirtie three yeares haue I but gone in trauaile Of you my fonnes, and till this prefent houre My heauie burthen are deliuered : The Duke my husband, and my children both, And you the Kalenders of their Natiuity, Go to a Goffips feaft, and go with mee, After fo long greefe fuch Natiuitie. Duke. With all my heart, He Goffip at this feaft. Exeunt onirics. <3V[anet the tivo Dromtis and tivo Brothers. S.Dro. Maft.fliall I fetch your ftuffe from fhipbord? E.j4n.T)romh,what ftuffe of mine haft thou imbarkt S.Dro.Your goods that lay at hoft fir in the Centaur. S.Ant. He fpeakes to me, I am your mafter Dromio. Come go ith vs, wee'l looke to that anon, Embrace thy brother there, reioyce with him. Exit S.Tlro. There is a fat friend at your matters houfe, That kitchin'd me for you to day at dinner : She now fliall be my fitter, not my wife, g.XXMe thinks you are my glaffe,& not my brother : I fee by you, I am a fweet-fac'd youth, Will you walke in to fee their goffipping* S.Dro. Not I fir, you are my elder. E.Tlro. That's a queftion,how fhall we trie it. S.1)ro. Wee'l draw Cuts for the Signior, till then, lead thou fiift. S.Dro. Nay then thus : We came into the world like brother and brother: And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another. Exeunt. FINIS. io: Much adoe about Nothing. aAttus primus, Scena prima. Enter Leonato Gouernour of Meffina, Innogen his •wife, He- ro his daughter, and Beatrice hu Neece,iuith a rnejfenger. Leonato. ^Learne in this Letter, that T>on Peter of jirra- raHrlb g0 "> comes this n ' sht t0 Me f ! " a - iSSIiSR Mejf. He is very neere by. this : he was not ii3og. Mary this it is fir. Headb. Yes in truth it is fir. Leon. What is it my good friends? Con.T)o. Goodman Verges fir fpeakes a little of the matter, an old man fir, and his wits are not fo blunt, as God helpe I would defire they were , but infaith honeft as the skin betweene his browes. Head. Yes I thank God, I am as honeft as any man li- uing,that is an old man,and no honefter then I. Con. 'Dog. Comparifons are odorous, palabras, neigh- bour Verges. Leon. Neighbours, you are tedious. Con.T)og. It pleafes your worftiip to fay fo, but we are the poore Dukes officers, but truely for mine owne part, if I were as tedious as a King I could finde in my heart to beftow it all of your worftiip. Leon. All thy tedioufneffe on me,ah? ConJi.Dog. Yea , and 'twere a thoufand times more than 'tis, for I heare as good exclamation on your Wor- ftiip as of any man in the Citie , and though I bee but a poore man, I am glad to heare it. Head. And fo am I. Leon. I would faine know what you haue to fay. Head. Marry fir our watch to night, excepting your worfliips prefence , haue tane a couple of as arrant knaues as any in Meffina. Con. Dog. A good old man fir, hee will be talking as they fay, when the age is in, the wit is out, God helpe vs, it is a world to fee : well faid yfaith neighbour Verges , well, God's a good man , and two men ride of a horfe, one muft ride behinde, an honeft foule yfaith fir, by my troth he is, as euer broke bread, but God is to bee wor- fhipt, all men are not alike, alas good neighbour. Leon. Indeed neighbour he comes too fliort of you. Con. Do. Gifts that God giues. Leon. I muft leaue you. Con.Tlog. One word fir , our watch fir haue indeede comprehended two afpitious perfons, & we would haue them this morning examined before your worftiip. Leon. Take their examination your felfe, and bring it me, I am now in great hafte,as may appeare vnto you. Conji. It ftiall be fufEgance. (Exit. Leon. Drinke fome wine ere you goe : fare you well. MeJJenger. My Lord, they ftay for you to giue your daughter to her husband. Leon. He wait vpon them, I am ready. Dogb. Goe good partner, goe get you to Francis Sea- coale, bid him bring his pen and inkehorne to the Gaole : we are now to examine thofe men. Verges. And we muft doe it wifely. T>ogb. Wee will fpare for no witte I warrant you : K 3 heere s i4 ^Much adoe about Soothing. heere's that (hall driue fome of them to a non-come, on- ly get the learned writer to fet downe our excommuni- cation, and meet me at the Iaile. Exeunt. aABus Quartus. Enter Prince, 'Baslard, Leonato, Frier, Claudia, Benedicke, Hero, and'Beatrice. Leonato. Come Frier Francis, be briefe, onely to the plaine forme of marriage, and you fhal recount their par- ticular duties afterwards. Fran. You come hither, my Lord, to marry this Lady. Clau. No. Leo. To be married to her : Frier, you come to mar- rie her. Frier. Lady, you come hither to be married to this Count. Hero. I doe. Frier. If either of you know any inward impediment why you mould not be conioyned, I charge you on your foules to vtter it. Claud. Know you anie, Hero f Hero. None my Lord. Frier. Know you anie, Count? Leon. I dare make his anfwer, None. Clau. O what men dare do / what men may do ! what men daily do ! Bene. How now ! interieftions ? why then, fome be of laughing, as ha, ha, he. Clau. Stand thee by Frier, father, by your leaue, Will you with free and vnconftrained foule Giue me this maid your daughter ? Leon. As freely fonne as God did giue her me. Cla. And what haue I to giue you back,whofe worth May counterpoife this rich and precious gift? Prin. Nothing, vnleffe you render her againe. Qlau. Sweet Prince, you learn me noble thankfulnes : There Leonato, take her backe againe, Giue not this rotten Orenge to your friend, Shee's but the figne and femblance of her honour : Behold how like a maid me blufhes heere ! what authoritie and mew of truth Can cunning finne couer it felfe withall ! Comes not that bloud, as modeft euidence, To witneffe fimple Vertue ? would you not fweare All you that fee her, that me were a maide, By thefe exterior fhewes ? But me is none: She knowes the heat of a luxurious bed: Her blufh is guiltinefTe, not modeftie. Leonato. What doe you meane, my Lord? Clau. Not to be married, Not to knit my foule to an approued wanton. Leon. Deere my Lord, if you in your owne proofe, Haue vanquifht the refiftance of her youth, And made defeat of her virginitie. (her, Clau. I know what you would fay: if I haue knowne You will fay, me did imbrace me as a husband, And fo extenuate the forehand finne : No Leonato, 1 neuer tempted her with word too large, But as a brother to his fifter, mewed Baihfull finceritie and comely loue. Hero. And feem'd I euer otherwife to you ? Qlau. Out on thee feeming,I will write againft it, You feeme to me as Diane in her Orbe, As chafte as is the budde ere it be blowne : But vou are more intemperate in your blood, Than Venu6, or thofe pampred animalls, That rage in fauage fenfualitie. Hero. Is my Lord well, that he doth fpeake fo wide? Leon. Sweete Prince, why fpeake not you ? Prin. What mould I fpeake ? I ftand difhonour'd that haue gone about, To linke my deare friend to a common ftale. Leon. Are thefe things fpoken, or doe I but dreame ? Baft. Sir, they are fpoken, and thefe things are true. 'Bene. This lookes not like a nuptiall. Hero. True, O God / Clau. Leonato, ftand I here ? Is this the Prince ? is this the Princes brother? Is this face Heroes ? are our eies our owne? Leon. All this is fo, but what of this my Lord ? Clau. Let me but moue one queftion to your daugh- And by that fatherly and kindly power, (ter, That you haue in her, bid her anfwer truly. Leo. I charge thee doe, as thou art my childe. Hero. O God defend me how am I befet , What kinde of catechizing call you this? Clau. To make you anfwer truly to your name. Hero. Is it not Hero ? who can blot that name With any iuft reproach ? Claud. Marry that can Hero, Hero it felfe can blot out Heroes vertue. What man was he,talkt with you yefternight, Out at your window betwixt twelue and one ? Now if you are a maid, anfwer to this. Hero. I talkt with no man at that howre my Lord. Prince. Why then you are no maiden. Leonato, I am forry you muft heare : vpon mine honor, My felfe, my brother, and this grieued Count Did fee her, heare her, at that howre laft night, Talke with a ruffian at her chamber window, Who hath indeed moft like a liberall villaine, Confeft the vile encounters they haue had A thoufand times in fecret. Iohn. Fie, fie, they are not to be named my Lord, Not to be fpoken of, There is not chaftitie enough in language, Without offence to vtter them: thus pretty Lady I am forry for thy much mifgouernment. Claud. O Hero ! what a Hero hadft thou beene If halfe thy outward graces had beene placed About thy thoughts and counfailes of thy heart? But fare thee well, moft foule, moft faire, farewell Thou pure impiety, and impious puritie, For thee He locke vp all the gates of Loue, And on my eie-lids mall Coniefture hang, To turne all beauty into thoughts of harme, And neuer mail it more be gracious. Leon. Hath no mans dagger here a point for me ? Beat. Why how now cofin,wherfore fink you down? ifo/?. Come, let vs go: thefe things come thus to light, Smother her fpirits vp. Bene. How doth the Lady ? Beat. Dead I thinke, helpe vncle, Hero, why Hero, Vncle,Signor Benedicie,Vr\er. Leonato. O Fate ! take not away thy heauy hand, Death is the faireft couer for her fhame That may be wifht for. 'Beat. Ho v 114 Much adoe about Soothing. n 5 Beatr. How now cofin Hero ? Fri. Haue comfort Ladie. Leon. Doft thou looke vp ? Frier. Yea, wherefore fhould fhe not? Leon. Wherfore ? Why doth not euery earthly thing Cry fhame vpon her? Could /lie heere denie The ftorie that is printed in her blood? Do not liue Hero, do not ope thine eyes: For did I thinke thou wouldft not quickly die, Thought I thy fpirits were ftronger then thy mames, My felfe would on the reward of reproaches Strike at thy life. Grieu'd I, I had but one ? Chid I, for that at frugal Natures frame ? one too much by thee : why had I one? Why euer was't thou louelie in my eies? Why had I not with charitable hand Tooke vp a beggars iflue at my gates, Who fmeered thus, and mir'd with infamie, 1 might haue faid, no part of it is mine : This fhame deriues it felfe from vnknowne loines, But mine,and mine I lou'd, and mine I prais'd, And mine that I was proud on mine fo much, That I my felfe, was to my felfe not mine: Valewing of her, why fhe, O {he is falne Into a pit of Inke, that the wide fea Hath drops too few to warn her cleane againe, And fait too little, which may feafon giue To her foule tainted flelh. Ben. Sir, fir, be patient : for my part, I am fo attired in wonder, I know not what to fay. Bea. O on my foule my cofin is belied. Ben. Ladie, were you her bedfellow laft night ? 'Bea. No truly : not although vntill laft night, I haue this tweluemonth bin her bedfellow. Leon. Confirm'd,confirm'd, O that is ftronger made Which was before barr'd vp with ribs of iron. Would the Princes lie, and Claudio lie, Who lou'd her fo, that fpeaking of her foulnefTe, Walh'd it with teares ? Hence from her, let her die. Fri. Heare me a little, for I haue onely bene filent fo long, and giuen way vnto this courfe of fortune, by no- ting of the Ladie, I haue markt. A thoufand blulhing apparitions, To ftart into her face, a thoufand innocent lhames, In Angel whitenefie beare away thofe blufhes, And in her eie there hath appear'd a fire To burne the errors that thefe Princes hold Againft her maiden truth. Call me a foole, Truft not my reading, nor my obferuations, Which with experimental feale doth warrant The tenure of my booke : truft not my age, My reuerence, calling, nor diuinitie, If this fweet Ladie lye not guiltleffe heere, Vnder fome biting error. Leo. Friar,it cannot be : Thou feeft that all the Grace that lhe hath left, Is, that {he wil not adde to her damnation, A finne of periury, lhe not denies it: Why feek'ft thou then to couer with excufe, That which appeares in proper nakednefle ? Fri, Ladie, what man is he you are accus'd of? Hero. They know that do accufe me, I know none : If I know more of any man aliue Then that which maiden modeftie doth warrant, Let all my finnes lacke mercy. O my Father, Proue you that any man with me conuerft, At houres vnmeete, or that I yefternight Maintain'd the change of words with any creature, Refufe me, hate me, torture me to death. Fri. There is fome ftrange mifprifion in the Princes. Ben. Two of them haue the verie bent of honor, And if their wifedomes be milled in this : The praclife of it Hues in Iobn the baftard, Whofe fpirits toile in frame of villanies. Leo. I know not : if they fpeake but truth of her, Thefe hands fhall teare her : If they wrong her honour, The proudeft of them fhall wel heare of it. Time hath not yet fo dried this bloud of mine, Nor age fo eate vp my inuention, Nor Fortune made fuch hauocke of my meanes, Nor my bad life reft me fo much of friends, But they fhall finde, awak'd in fuch a kinde, Both ftrength of limbe,and policie of minde, Ability in meanes, and choife of friends, To quit me of them throughly. Fri. Paufe awhile : And let my counfell fway you in this cafe, Your daughter heere the Princefie (left for dead) Let her awhile be fecretly kept in, And publiih it, that me is dead indeed : Maintaine a mourning orientation, And on your Families old monument, Hang mournfull Epitaphes, and do all rites, That appertaine vnto a buriall. Leon. What fhall become of this ? What wil this do ? Fri. Marry this wel carried, fhall on her behalfe, Change Dander to remorfe, that is fome good, But not for that dreame I on this ftrange courfe, But on this trauaile looke for greater birth : She dying, as it muft be fo maintain'd, Vpon the inftant that lhe was accus'd, Shal be lamented, pittied, and excus'd Of euery hearer : for it fo fals out, That what we haue, we prize not to the worth, Whiles we enioy it ; but being lack'd and loft, Why then we racke the value, then we finde The vertue that pofiefsion would not fliew vs Whiles it was ours, fo will it fare with Claudio : When he fhal heare fhe dyed vpon his words, Th'Idea of her life lhal fweetly creepe Into his ftudy of imagination. And euery louely Organ of her life, Shall come apparel'd in more precious habite : More mouing delicate, and ful of life, Into the eye and profpec"t of his foule Then when lhe liu'd indeed : then lhal he mourne, If euer Loue had intereft in his Liuer, And wilh he had not fo accufed her : No, though he thought his accufation true : Let this be fo, and doubt not but fucceffe Wil falhion the euent in better ihape, Then I can lay it downe in likelihood. But if all ayme but this be leuelld falfe, The fuppofition of the Ladies death, Will quench the wonder of her infamie. And if it fort not well, you may conceale her, As beft befits her wounded reputation, In fome reclufiue and religious life, Out of all eyes, tongnes, mindes and iniuries. Bene. Signior Leonato, let the Frier aduife you, And though you know my inwardnefle and loue Is very much vnto the Prince and Qlaudio. Yet i6 3/Luch adoe about Nothing. Yet, by mine honor, I will deale in this, As fecretly and iuftlie, as your foule Should with your bodie. Leon. Being that I flow in greefe, The fmalleft twine may lead me. Frier. "Tis well contented, prefently away, For to ftrange fores, ftrangely they ftraine the cure, Come Lady,die to Hue, this wedding day I Perhaps is but prolong'd,haue patience & endure. Exit. Bene. Lady Beatrice,haue you wept all this while i \ Beat. Yea,and I will weepe a while longer. Bene. I will not defire that. ! Beat. You haue no reafon, I doe it freelv. Bene. Surelie I do beleeue your fair cofin is wrong'd. Beat. Ah, how much might the man deferue of mee that would right her! Bene. Is there any way to mew fuch friendfhip f Beat. A verie euen way, but no fuch friend. Bene. May a man doe it? Beat. It is a mans office, but not yours. 'Bene. I doe loue nothing in the world fo well as you, is not that ftrange i "Beat. As ftrange as the thing I know not, it were as poffible for me to fay,I loued nothing fo well as you, but beleeue me not, and yet I lie not, I confeffe nothing, nor I deny nothing, I am forry for my coufin. Bene. By my fword Beatrice thou lou'ft me. Beat. Doe not fweare by it and eat it. Bene. I will fweare by it that you loue mee, and I will make him eat it that fayes I loue not you. Beat. Will you not eat your word i Bene. With no fawce that can be deuifed to it, I pro- teft I loue thee. Beat. Why then God forgiue me. Bene. What offence fweet Beatrice i Beat. You haue flayed me in a happy howre, I was a- bout to proteft I loued you. "Bene. And doe it with all thy heart. 'Beat. I loue you with fo much of my heart, that none is left to proteft. Bened. Come, bid me doe any thing for thee. Beat. Kill Claudia. Bene. Ha, not for the wide world. 'Beat. You kill me to denie, farewell. Bene. Tarrie fweet 'Beatrice. Beat. I am gone, though I am heere, there is no loue in you, nay I pray you let me goe. Bene. Beatrice. Beat. Infaith I will goe. Bene. Wee'll be friends firft. 'Beat. You dare eafier be friends with mee, than fight with mine enemy. Bene. Is Claudia thine enemie ? Beat. Is a not approued in the height a villaine, that hath flandered, fcorned, diihonoured my kinfwoman ? O that I were a man ! what, beare her in hand vntill they come to take hands , and then with publike accufation vncouered ilander, vnmittigated rancour ? O God that I were a man I I would eat his heart in the market-place. Bene. Heare me Beatrice. Beat. Talke with a man out at a window faying. Bene. Nay but Beatrice. 'Beat. Sweet Hero, fhe is wrong'd, mee is flandered. flie is vndone. Bene. Beat? proper Beat. Princes and Counties ! furelie a Princely tefti- monie, a goodly Count, Comfedt, a fweet Gallant fure- lie, O that I were a man for his fake I or that I had any friend would be a man for my fake/But manhood is mel- ted into curfies, valour into complement, and men are onelie turned into tongue, and trim ones too : he is now as valiant as Hercules, that only tells a lie, and fweares it: I cannot be a man with whhing, therfore I will die a wo- man with grieuing. 'Bene. Tarry good 'Beatrice,^ this hand I loue thee. Beat. Vfe it for my loue ibme other way then fwea- ring by it. Bened. Thinke you in your foule the Count Claudia hath wrong'd Hera? Beat. Yea, as fure as I haue a thought, or a foule. Bene. Enough,I am engagde,I will challenge him, I will kifle your hand, and fo leaue you : by this hand Clau- dia (hall render me a deere account : as you heare of me , fo thinke of me : goe comfort your coofin, I muft fay flie is dead, and fo farewell. Enter the Conftables, Borachio, and the Towne Clerke in goivnes. Keeper. Is our whole diflembly appeard '. Cowley. O a ftoole and a cufhion for the Sexton. Sextan. Which be the malefactors i Andrew. Marry that am I, and my partner. Cowley. Nay that's certaine, wee haue the exhibition to examine. Sexton. But which are the offenders that are to be ex- amined, let them come before matter Conftable. Kemp. Yea marry, let them come before mee, what is your name, friend ? Bar. Borachio. Kem. Pray write downe 'Borachio. Yours firra. Con. I am a Gentleman fir,and my name is Conrade. Kee. Write downe Mafter gentleman Conrade : mai- fters, doe you ferue God : maifters, it is proued alreadie that you are little better than falfe knaues, and it will goe neere to be thought fo fhortly,how anfwer you for your felues ? Con. Marry fir, we fay we are none. Kemp. A maruellous witty fellow I afifure you, but I will goe about with him : come you hither firra, a word in your eare fir , I fay to you , it is thought you are falfe knaues. Bor. Sir, I fay to you, we are none. Kemp. Well, ftand afide, 'fore God they are both in a tale : haue you writ downe that they are none ? Sext. Mafter Conftable, you goe not the way to ex- amine, you muft call forth the watch that are their ac- cufers. Kemp. Yea marry, that's the efteft way, let the watch come forth : matters, I charge you in the Princes name , accufe thefe men. Watch i. This man faid fir, that Don Iohn the Princes brother was a villaine. Kemp. Write down, Prince Iohn a villaine: why this is flat periurie, to call a Princes brother villaine. Bora. Mafter Conftable. Kemp. Pray thee fellow peace, I do not like thy looke I promife thee. Sexton. What heard you him fay elfe ? Watch 2. Mary that he had receiued a thoufand Du- kates of T>on Iohn, for accufing the Lady Hero wrong- fully. Kem. H6 Much adoe about Soothing. 117 Kemp. Flat Burglarie as euer was committed. Conft. Yea by th'maffe that it is. Sexton. What elfe fellow ? Watch 1. And that Count Claudia did meane vpon his words, to difgrace Hero before the whole aflembly, and not marry her. Kemp. O villainelthou wilt be condemn'd into euer- Iafting redemption for this. Sexton. What elfe f Watcb. This is all. Sexton. And this is more matters then you can deny, Prince lohn is this morning fecretly ftolne away : Hero was in this manner accus'd , in this very manner refus'd, and vpon the griefe of this fodainely died : Matter Con- ftable, let thefe men be bound, and brought to Leonato, I will goe before, and (hew him their examination. Conjt. Come,let them be opinion'd. Sex. Let them be in the hands of Qoxcombe. Kern. Gods my life, wbere's the Sexton?let him write downe the Princes Officer Coxcombe : come, binde them thou naughty varlet. Cculey. Away, you are an affe, you are an affe. Kemp. Doft thou not fufpect my place? doft thou not fufpecf. my yeeres ? O that hee were heere to write mee downe an affe ! but matters, remember that I am an a(Te : though it be not written down, yet forget not y I am an affe:No thou villaine,y art full of piety as ttiall be prou'd vpon thee by good witneffe , I am a wife fellow , and which is more, an officer, and which is more, a houftioul- der,and which is more,as pretty a peece of fleffi as any in Meffina, and one that knowes the Law, goe to, & a rich fellow enough, goe to, and a fellow that hath had loffes, and one that hath two gownes, and euery thing hand- fome about him: bring him away:0 that I had been writ downe an affe / Exit. aAclus Quintus. Enter Leonato andhis brother. Brother. If you goe on thus, you will kill your felfe, And 'tis not wifedome thus to fecond griefe, Againft your felfe. Leon. I pray thee ceafe thy counfaile, Which falls into mine eares as profitleffe, As water in a fiue : giue not me counfaile, Nor let no comfort delight mine eare, But fuch a one whofe wrongs doth fute with mine. Bring me a father that fo lou'd his childe, Whofe ioy of her is ouer-whelmed like mine, And bid him fpeake of patience, Meafure his woe the length and bredth of mine, And let it anfwere euery ftraine for ftraine , As thus for thus, and fuch a griefe for fuch , In euery lineament, branch, fhape,and forme: If fuch a one will fmile and ftroke his beard, And forrow, wagge, crie hem, when he mould grone, Patch griefe with prouerbs, make misfortune drunke, With candle-wafters : bring him yet to me, And I of him will gather patience: But there is no fuch man, for brother, men Can counfaile, and fpeake comfort to that griefe, Which they themfelues not feele, but tatting it, Their counfaile turnes to paffion, which before, Would giue preceptiall medicine to rage, Fetter ftrong madneffe in a filken thred, Charme ache with ayre, and agony with words, No, no, 'tis all mens office, to fpeake patience To thole that wring vnder the load of forrow: But no mans vertue nor fufficiencie To be fo morall, when he mall endure The like himfelfe : therefore giue me no counfaile, My griefs cry lowder then aduertifement. Broth. Therein do men from children nothing differ. Leonato. I pray thee peace,I will be flefh and bloud, For there was neuer yet Philofopher, That could endure the tooth-ake patiently, How euer they haue writ the ftile of gods, And made a putti at chance and fufferance. Brother. Yet bend not all the harme vpon your felfe, Make thofe that doe offend you, fuffer too. Leon. There thou fpeak'ft reafon,nay I will doe fo, My foule doth tell me, Hero is belied, And that fhall Qlaudio know,fo ihall the Prince, And all of them that thus di/honour her. Enter Prince and Claudio. Brot. Here comes the Prince and Claudio haftily. Prin. Good den, good den. Clau. Good day to both of you, Leon. Heare you my Lords ? Prin. We haue fome hafte Leonato. Leo. Some hafte my Lord! wel,fareyouwel my Lord, Are you fo hafty now? well, all is one. Prin. Nay, do not quarrell with vs,good old man. Brot. If he could rite himfelfe with quarrelling, Some of vs would lie low. Claud. Who wrongs him ? Leon. Marry y doft: wrong me, thou diffembler, thou: Nay, neuer lay thy hand vpon thy fword, I feare thee not. Claud. Marry belhrew my hand, If it mould giue your age fuch caufe of feare, Infaith my hand meant nothing to my fword. Leonato. Tufti, tufh, man, neuer fleere and ieft at me, I fpeake not like a dotard, nor a foole, As vnder priuiledge of age to bragge, What I haue done being yong, or what would doe, Were I not old, know Claudio to thy head, Thou haft fo wrong'd my innocent childe and me, That I am forc'd to lay my reuerence by, And with grey haires and bruife of manydaies, Doe challenge thee to triall of a man, I fay thou haft belied mine innocent childe. Thy flander hath gone through and through her heart, And ihe lies buried with her anceftors : O in a tombe where neuer fcandall ilept, Saue this of hers, fram'd by thy villanie. Claud. My villany? Leonato. Thine Claudio, thine I fay. Prin. You fay not right old man. Leon. My Lord, my Lord, lie proue it on his body if he dare, Defpight his nice fence, and his adtiue praftife, His Maie of youth, and bloome of luftihood. Claud. Away, I will not haue to do with you. Leo. Canft thou fo daffe me?thou haft kild- my child, If thou kilft me,boy,thou ftialt kill a man. "Bro. He Ihall kill two of vs, and men indeed, But that's no matter, let him kill one firft : Win 1 1 ^Much adoe about J/\£ o, Win me and weare me, let him anfwere me, Come follow me boy, come fir boy, come follow me Sir boy, ile whip you from your foyning fence, Nay, as I am a gentleman, I will. Leon. Brother. iW.Content your felf,God knows I lou'd my neece, And fhe is dead,flander'd to death by villaines, That dare as well anfwer a man indeede, As I d are take a ferpent by the tongue. Boyesiapes, braggarts, I ackes, milke-fops. Leon. Brother Anthony. Brot. Hold you content, what man^I know them, yea And what they weigh, euen to the vtmoft fcruple, Scambling, out-facing, fafhion-monging boyes, That lye, and cog, and flout, depraue, and ilander, Goe antiquely, and fhow outward hidioufneffe, And fpeake of halfe a dozen dang'rous words, How they might hurt their enemies, if they durft. And this is all. Leon. But brother Anthon\e. Ant. Come,'tis no matter, Do not you meddle, let me deale in this. PW.Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience My heart is forry for your daughters death : But on my honour (he was charg'd with nothing But what was true, and very full of proofe. Leon. My Lord, my Lord. Prin. I will not heare you. Enter Benedkke. Leo. No come brother, away, I will be heard. Exeunt ambo. Bro. And fhall, or fome of vs will fmart for it. Prin. See,fee,here comes the man we went to feeke. Clau. Now fignior, what newes? Ben. Good day my Lord. Prin. Welcome fignior, you are almoft come to part almoft a fray. Clau. Wee had likt to haue had our two nofes fnapt off with two old men without teeth. Prin. Leonato and his brother, what think'ft thou?had wee fought, I doubt we fhould haue beene too yong for themi 'Ben. In a falfe quarrell there is no true valour,I came j to feeke you both. Clau. We haue beene vp and downe to feeke thee, for we are high proofe melancholly,and would faine haue it beaten away, wilt tbou vfe thy wit? Ben. It is in my fcabberd,fhall I draw it? Prin. Doeft thou weare thy wit by thy fide ? Clau. Neuer any did fo, though verie many haue been befide their wit,I will bid thee drawe,as we do the min- ftrels,draw to pleafure vs. Prin. As I am an honeft man he lookes pale, art thou ficke,or angrie ? Clau. What,courage man: what though care kil'd a cat, thou haft mettle enough in thee to kill care. Ben. Sir, I fhall meete your wit in the careere , and you charge it againft me, I pray you chufe another fub- iecft. Clau. Nay then giue him another ftaffe, this laft was broke croffe. Prin.By this light, he changes more and more, I thinke he be angrie indeede. Clau. If he be, he knowes how to turne his girdle. Ben. Shall I fpeake a word in your eare ? Clau. God bleffe me from a challenge. Ben. You are a villaine,I ieft not,I will make it good how you dare, with what you dare,and when you dare : do me right,or I will proteft your cowardife : you haue kill'd a fweete Ladie,and her death fhall fall heauie on you, let me heare from you. Clau. Well, I will meete you, fo I may haue good cheafe. Prin. What, a feaft,a feaft ? Clau. I faith I thanke him, he hath bid me to a calues head and a Capon, the which if I doe not carue moft cu- rioufly, fay my knife's naught, fhall I not finde a wood- cocke too ? 'Ben. Sir, your wit ambles well,it goes eafily. Prin. lie tell thee how Beatrice prais'd thy wit the o- ther day: I faid thou hadft a fine wit:true faies fhe, a fine little one : no faid I, a great wit : right faies fhee, a great groffe one : nay faid I, a good wit: iuft faid fhe,it hurts no body : nay faid I, the gentleman is wife : certain faid fhe, a wife gentleman : nay faid I, he hath the tongues: that I beleeue faid fhee, for hee fwore a thing to me on munday night, which he forfwore on tuefday morning: there's a double tongue , there's two tongues : thus did fhee an howre together tranf-fhape thy particular ver- tues, yet at laft fhe concluded with a figh, thou waft the propreft man in Italic Claud. For the which fhe wept heartily, and faid fhee car'd not. Prin. Yea that fhe did, but yet for all that, and if fhee did not hate him deadlie, fhee would loue him dearely, the old mans daughter told vs all. Clau. All, all, and moreouer, God faw him when he was hid in the garden. Prin. But when fhall we fet the fauage Bulls homes on the fenfible Benedicts head? Clau. Yea and text vnder-neath, heere dwells Bene- dicke the married man. Ben. Fare you well, Boy, you know my minde, I will leaue you now to your goffep-like humor, you breake iefts as braggards do their blades, which God be thank- ed hurt not: my Lord, for your manie courtefies I thank you, I muft difcontinue your companie, your brother the Baftard is fled from um. A gallant Lady, Mounfier fare you well. Long. I befeech you a word: what is ihe in the white? Boy. A woman fomtimes, if you faw her in the light. Long. Perchance light in the light : I defire her name. 'Boy. Shee hath but one for her felfe, To defire that were a fhame. Long. Pray you fir, whofe daughter ? Boy. Her Mothers, I haue heard. Long. Gods bleffing a your beard. Boy. Good fir be not offended , Shee is an heyre of Faulconbridge. Long. Nay, my choller is ended : Shee is a moft fweet Lady. Exit. Long. Boy. Not vnlike fir, that may be. Enter Beroune. Ber. What's her name in the cap. Boy. Katherine by good hap. Ber. Is ihe wedded, or no. Boy. To her will fir, or fo. Ber. You are welcome fir, adiew. 'Boy. Fare well to me fir, and welcome to you. Exit. La. Ma. That laft is Beroune,the mery mad-cap Lord. Not a word with him, but a ieft. Boy. And euery ieft but a word. Pri. It was well done of you to take him at his word. Boy. I was as willing to grapple, as he was to boord. La. Ma. Two hot Sheepes marie : And wherefore not Ships ? (lips. Boy. No Sheepe(fweet Lamb)vnleffe we feed on your La. You Sheep and I pafture : Ihall that finifh the ieft ? 'Boy. So you grant pafture for me. La. Not fo gentle bead. My lips are no Common, though feuerall they be. Bo. Belonging to whom ? La. To my fortunes and me. Prin. Good wits wil be iangling, but gentles agree. This ciuill warre of wits were much better vfed On Nauar and his bookemen,for heere 'tis abus'd. Bo. If my obferuation(which very feldome lies By the hearts (till rhetoricke,difclofed with eyes) Deceiue me not now, Nauar is infected. Prin. With what ? "Bo. With that which we Louers intitle affefted. Prin. Your reafon. Bo. Why all his behauiours doe make their retire, To the court of his eye, peeping thorough defire. His hart like an Agot with your print impreffed, Proud 12} Loues Labour's loji. Proud with his forme, in his eie pride expreffed. His tongue all impatient to fpeake and not fee, Did (tumble with hafte in his eie-fight to be, All fences to that fence did make their repaire, To feele onely looking on faireft of faire : Me thought all his fences were lockt in his eye, As Iewels in Chriftall for fome Prince to buy. (glaft, Who tendring their own worth from whence they were Did point out to buy them along as you paft. Kis faces owne margent did coate fuch amazes, That all eyes faw his eies inchanted with gazes. He giue you Aquitalne,ani all that is his, And you giue him for my fake, but one louing Kiffe. Prin. Come to our Pauillion, c Boyet is difpofde. Bro.But to fpeak that in words, which his eie hath dif- I onelie haue made a mouth of his eie, fclos'd. By adding a tongue, which I know will not lie. Lad.Ro. Thou art an old Loue-monger,and fpeakeft skilfully. Lad. Ma. He is Cupids Grandfathered learnes news of him. Lad.z. Then was Venui like her mother, for her fa- ther is but grim. Boy. Do you heare my mad wenches ? La.l. No. Boy. What then, do you fee ? Lad.z. I, our way to be gone. 'Boy. You are too hard for me. Exeunt omnes. A5lus Tertius. Enter Braggart and Boy. Song. Bra. Warble childe,make paffionate my fenfe of hea- ring. Boy. Concolinel. 'Brag. Sweete Ayer, go tenderneffe of yeares : take this Key, giue enlargement to the fwaine, bring him fe- ftinatly hither: I muft imploy him in a letter to my Loue. Boy. Will you win your loue with a French braule? Bra. How meaneft thou,brauling in French ? Boy. No my compleat matter, but to Iigge off a tune at the tongues end, canarie to it with the feete, humour it with turning vp your eie : figh a note and fing a note, fometime through the throate : if you fwallowed loue with ringing, loue fometime through : nofe as if you fnuft vp loue by fmelling loue with your hat penthoufe- like ore the (hop of your eies, with your armes croft on your thinbellie doublet , like a Rabbet on a fpit, or your hands in your pocket, like a man after the old painting, and keepe not too long in one tune, but a fnip and away: thefe are complements, thefe are humours, thefe betraie nice wenches that would be betraied without thefe, and make them men of note : do you note men that moft are affefted to thefe ? Brag. How haft thou purchafed this experience ? Boy. By my penne of obferuation. Brag. But O, but O. Boy. The Hobbie-horfe is forgot. Bra. Cal'ft thou my loue Hobbi-horfe. Boy. No Mafter, the Hobbie-horfe is but a Colt, and and your Loue perhaps, a Hacknie : But haue you forgot your Loue ? Brag. Almoft I had. Boy. Negligent ftudent,learne her by heart. Brag. By heart, and in heart Boy. Boy. And out of heart Mafter : all thofe three I will proue. Brag. What wilt thou proue ? 'Hoy. A man, if I liue(and this)by,in,and without, vp- on the inftant: by heart you loue her,becaufe your heart cannot come by her: in heart you loue her, becaufe your heart is in loue with her : and out of heart you loue her, being out of heart that you cannot enioy her. 'Brag. I am all thefe three. 'Boy. And three times as much more, and yet nothing at all. Brag. Fetch hither the Swaine, he muft carrie mee a letter. Boy. A meffage well fimpathis'd, a Horfe to be em- bafTadour for an Affe. Brag. Ha,ha,What faieft thou? i?oy. Marrie fir, you muft fend the Affe vpon the Horfe for he is verie flow gated : but I goe. Brag. The way is but fliort,away. Boy. As fwift as Lead fir. Brag. Thy meaning prettie ingenious, is not Lead a mettall heauie, dull, and flow ? Boy. Minnime honeft Mafter, or rather Mafter no. Brad. I fay Lead is flow. Boy. You are too fwift fir to fay fo. Is that Lead flow which is fir'd from a Gunne f 'Brag. Sweete fmoke of Rhetorike, He reputes me a Cannon, and the Bullet that's he : I fhoote thee at the Swaine. c Boy. Thump then, and I flee. Bra. A moft acute Iuuenall, voluble and free of grace, By thy fauour fweet Welkin, I muft figh in thy face. Moft rude melancholie, Valour giues thee place. My Herald is return'd. Enter Page and Cloiune. Pag. A wonder Mafter, here's a Cojlard broken in a' (hin. Ar. Some enigma, fome riddle, come, thy Lenuoy begin. Clo. No egma,no riddle, no lenuoy, no falue, in thee male fir. Or fir, Plantan, a plaine Plantan : no lenuoy, no lenuoy, no Salue fir, but a Plantan. Ar. By vertue thou inforceft laughter, thy fillie thought,my fpleene,the heauing of my lunges prouokes me to rediculous fmyling : O pardon me my ftars, doth the inconfiderate take Jalue for lenuoy, and the word len- uoy for a jalue ? Pag. Doe the wife thinke them other, is not lenuoy a Jalue ? (plaine, Ar. No Page, it is an epilogue or difcourfe to make Some obfcure precedence that hath tofore bin faine. Now will I begin your morrall, and do you follow with my lenuoy. The Foxe, the Ape,and the Humble-Bee, Were ftill at oddes, being but three. Arm. Vntill the Goofe came out of doore, Staying the oddes by adding foure. Pag. A good Lenuoy, ending in the Goofe: would you defire more ? Clo. The Boy hath fold him a bargaine,a Goofe, that's flat Loues Labour s 10 29 Sir, your penny-worth is good, and your Goofe be fat. To fell a bargaine well is as cunning as faft and loofe : Let me fee a fat Lenuoy, 1 that's a fat Goofe. Ar. Come hither, come hither : How did this argument begin ? Boy. By faying that a Coftard was broken in a lhin. Then cal'd you for the Lenuoy. Clow. True, and I for a Plantan : Thus came your argument in : Then the Boyes fat Lenuoy, the Goofe that you bought, And he ended the market. Ar. But tell me : How was there a Cojlard broken in a fliin ? Pag. I will tell you fencibly. Clow. Thou haft no feeling of it Moth, I will fpeake that Lenuoy. I Coftard running out, that was fafely within, Fell ouer the threfhold,and broke my ihin. Arm. We will talke no more of this matter. Clow. Till there be more matter in the ihin. Arm. Sirra Qoftard,l will infranchife thee. Clow. O, marrie me to one Francis, I fmell fome Len- uoy, fome Goofe in this. Arm. By my fweete foule,I meane,fetting thee at li- berie. Enfreedoming thy perfon : thou wert emured, restrained, captiuated, bound. Clow. True, true, and now you will be my purgation, and let me loofe. Arm. I giue thee thy libertie, fet thee from durance, and in lieu thereof, impofe on thee nothing but this : Beare this fignifkant to the countrey Maide Iaquenetta : there is remuneration, for the beft ward of mine honours is rewarding my dependants. Moth, follow. Pag. Like the fequell I. Signeur Coftard adew. Exit. Clow. My fweete ounce of mans flefh, my in-conie lew : Now will I looke to his remuneration. Remuneration, O, that's the Latine word for three-far- things: Three-farthings remuneration, What's the price of this yncle? i.d.no, He giue you a remuneration: Why? It carries it remuneration : Why? It is a fairer name then a French-Crowne. I will neuer buy and fell out of this word. Enter Berowne. Ber. O my good knaue Coftard, exceedingly well met. Qlow. Pray you fir, How much Carnation Ribbon may a man buy for a remuneration ? Ber. What is a remuneration ? Coft. Marrie fir,halfe pennie farthing. Ber. O, Why then threefarthings worth ofSilke. Coft. I thanke your worihip,God be wy you. Ber. O ftay flaue, I muft employ thee : "s thou wilt win my fauour, good my knaue, Doe one thing for me that I mail intreate. Clow. When would you haue it done fir? Ber. O this after-noone. Clo. Well, I will doe it fir : Fare you well. Ber. O thou knoweft not what it is. Clo. I fliall know fir, when I haue done it. Ber. Why villaine thou muft know firft. Clo.l wil come to your worftiip to morrow morning. Ber. It muft be done this after-noone, Harke flaue, it is but this: The PrincefTe comes to hunt here in the Parke, And in her traine there is a gentle Ladie : When tongues fpeak fweetly,then they name her name, And Rofaline they call her,aske for her : And to her white hand fee thou do commend This feal'd-vp counfaile. Ther's thy guerdon : goe. Qlo. Gardon,0 fweete gardon, better then remune- ration, a leuenpence-farthing better : moft fweete gar- don. I will doe it fir in print : gardon, remuneration. Sxit. Ber. O, and I forfooth in loue, I that haue beene loues whip.? A verie Beadle to a humerous figh : A Criticke, Nay,a night-watch Conftable. A domineering pedant ore the Boy, Then whom no mortall fo magnificent. This wimpled, whyning, purblinde waiward Boy, This fignior lunios gyant drawfe, don Cupid, Regent of Loue-rimes,Lord of folded armes, Th'annointed foueraigne of fighes and groanes: Liedge of all loyterers and malecontents : Dread Prince of Placcats, King of Codpeeces. Sole Emperator and great generall Of trotting Parrators (O my little heart.) And I to be a Corporall of his field, And weare his colours like a Tumblers hoope. What ? I loue, I fue, I feeke a wife, A woman that is like a Germane Cloake, Still a repairing : euer out of frame, And neuer going a right, being a Watch : But being watcht,that it may ftillgoe right. Nay, to be periurde, which is worft of all : And among three, to loue the worft of all, A whitly wanton, with a veluet brow. With two pitch bals ftucke in her face for eyes. I,and by heauen,one that will doe the deede, Though Argui were her Eunuch and her garde. And I to figh for her, to watch for her, To pray for her,go to : it is a plague That Qufid will impofe for my neglecT:, Of his almighty dreadfull little might. Well, I will loue, write, figh, pray, fhue,grone, Some men muft loue my Lady, and fome lone. u. Who ere a was, a ihew'd a mounting minde : Well Lords, to day we /hall haue our difpatch, On Saterday we will returne to France. Then Forrefter my friend, Where is the Bum That we muft ftand and play the murtherer in ? For. Hereby vpon the edge of yr/nder Coppice, A Stand where you may make the faireft fhoote. $Zu. I thanke my beautie,I am faire that flioote, And thereupon thou fpeak'ft the faireft flioote. For. Pardon me Madam, for I meant not fo. £>». What, what? Firft praife me,& then again fay no. O ihort liu'd pride. Not faire? alacke for woe. For. Yes i3° Loues Labour . For. Yes Madam faire. Qu. Nay, neuer paint me now, Where faire is not,praife cannot mend the brow. Here (good my glaffe) take this for telling true : Faire paiment for foule words,is more then due. For. Nothing but faire is that which you inherit. S$u. See, fee, my beautie will be fau'd by merit. O herefie in faire, fit for thefe dayes, A giuing hand, though foule, mail haue frire praife. But come, the Bow : Now Mercie goes to kill, And fhooting well, is then accounted ill : Thus will I faue my credit in the fhoote, Not wounding, pittie would not let me do't: If wounding, then it was to fhew my skill, That more for praife, then purpofe meant to kill. And out of queftion,fo it is fometimes: Glory growes guiltie of detefted crimes, When for Fames fake, for praife an outward part, We bend to that, the working of the hart. As I for praife alone now feeke to fpill The poore Deeres blood, that my heart meanes no ill. Boy. Do not curft wiues hold that felfe-foueraigntie Onely for praife fake, when they ftriue to be Lords ore their Lords ? S^u. Onely for praife, and praife we may afford, To any Lady that fubdewes a Lord. Enter Cloivne. Boy. Here comes a member of the common-wealth. Clo. God dig-you-den all, pray you which is the head Lady ? SZu. Thou flialt know her fellow, by the reft that haue no heads. Clo. Which is the greateft Lady, the higheft? %. The thickeft,and the talleft. Clo. The thickeft,& the talleft : it is fo, truth is truth. And your wafte Miftris, were as flender as my wit, One a thefe Maides girdles for your wafte mould be fit. Are not you the chiefe woma? You are the thickeft here? S^u. What's your will fir ? What's your will? Clo. I haue a Letter from Monfier 'Beroivne, To one Lady Rofaline. S^u.O thy letter,thy letter:He's a good friend of mine. Stand a fide good bearer. "Boyet, you can carue, Breake vp this Capon. 'Boyet. I am bound to ferue. This Letter is miftooke : it importeth none here : It is writ to Iaquenetta. S^u. We will reade it, I fweare. Breake the necke of the Waxe,and euery one giue eare. 'Boyet reades. T3 Y heauen, that thou art faire, is moft infallible : true that thou art beauteous, truth it felfe that thou art louely : more fairer then faire, beautifull then beautious, truer then truth it felfe: haue comiferation on thy heroi- call Vaffall. The magnanimous and moft illuftrate King Qopketua fet eie vpon the pernicious and indubitate Beg- ger Zenelophon: and he it was that might rightly iny,Ve- ni, 'villi, -vici: Which to annothanize in the vulgar, O bafe and obfcure vulgar; -videlifet, He came, See, and o- uercame : hee came one ; fee, two ; couercame three: Who came? the King. Why did he come? to fee. Why did he fee? to ouercome. To whom came he? to the Begger. What faw he ? the Begger. Who ouercame he ? the Begger. The conclufion is vi&orie : On whofe fide? the King : the captiue is inricht : On whofe fide? the Beggers. The cataftrophe is a Nuptiall : on whofe fide? the Kings: no,on both in one, or one in both. I am the King (for fo ftands the comparifon) thou the Beg- ger, for fo witneffeth thy lowlineffe. Shall I command thy loue ? I may. Shall I enforce thy loue? I could. Shall I entreate thy loue? I will. What, malt thou ex- change for ragges, roabes: for tittles titles, for thy felfe mee. Thus expecting thy reply, I prophane my lips on thy foote, my eyes on thy pidlure, and my heart on thy euerie part. Thine in the dearefl dejigne of indujlrie, Don Adriana de Armatho. Thus doft thou heare the Nemean Lion roare, Gainft thee thou Lambe, that ftandeft as his pray : Submiffiue fall his princely feete before, And he from forrage will incline to play. But if thou ftriue (poore foule) what art thou then? Foode for his rage, repafture for his den. Slu. What plume of feathers is hee that indited this Letter? What veine? What Wethercocke? Did you euer heare better i 'Boy. I am much decerned, but I remember the ftile. S$u. Elfe your memorie is bad, going ore it erewhile. ■Boy.This Armado is a Spaniard that keeps here in court A Phantafime,a Monarcho,and one that makes fport To the Prince and his Booke-mates. £}u. Thou fellow, a word. Who gaue thee this Letter ? Qloiu. I told you, my Lord. £>u. To whom ftiould'ft thou giue it? Clo. From my Lord to my Lady. S^u. From which Lord, to which Lady? Clo. From my Lord Beroione,* good mafter of mine, To a Lady of France, that he call'd Rofaline. ^a.Thou haft miftaken his letter. Come Lords away. Here fweete, put vp this,'twill be thine another day. Exeunt. "Boy. Who is the mooter? Who is the fliooter* Rofa. Shall I teach you to know. 'Boy. I my continent of beautie. Rofa. Why fhe that beares the Bow. Finely put off. 'Boy.My Lady goes to kill homes, but if thou marrie, Hang me by the necke,if homes that yeare mifcarrie. Finely put on. Rofa. Well then, I am the ftiooter. 'Boy. And who is your Deare? Rojd.Ifwe choofe by the hornes,your felfe come not neare. Finely put on indeede. Maria. You ftill wrangle with her "Boyet, and fhee ftrikes at the brow. 'Boyet. But fhe her felfe is hit lower : Haue I hit her now. Rofa. Shall I come vpon thee with an old faying, that was a man when King Pippin of France was a little boy, as touching the hit it. 'Boyet. So I may anfwere thee with one as old that was a woman when Queene Guinouer of c Brittaine was a little wench, as touching the hit it. Rofa. Tho u 130 Loues Labour s loft. J 3 J Eofa. Thou canft not hit it, hit it, hit it, Thou canft not hit it my good man. 'Boy. I cannot, cannot, cannot : And I cannot, another can. Exit. Clo. By my troth moft pleafant, how both did fit it. Mar. A marke marueilous well fhot, for they both did hit. 'Boy. A mark,0 marke but that marke : a marke faies my Lady. Let the mark haue a pricke in't, to meat at, if it may be. Mar. Wide a'th bow hand, yfaith your hand is out. Clo. Indeede a'muft flioote nearer, or heele ne're hit the clout. 'Boy. And if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in. Clo. Then will fhee get the vpfhoot by cleauing the is in. Ma. Come, come, you talke greafely, your lips grow foule. Clo. She's too hard for you at pricks, fir challenge her to boule. Boy. I feare too much rubbing : good night my good Oule. Clo. By my foule a Swaine,a moft fimple Clowne. Lord, Lord, how the Ladies and I haue put him downe. O my troth moft fweete iefts,moft inconie vulgar wit, When it comes fo fmoothly off, fo obfcenely,as it were, fofit. Armatbor ath to the fide, O a moft dainty man. To fee him walke before a Lady, and to beare her Fan. To fee him kiffe his hand, and how moft fweetly a will And his Page atother fide, that handfull of wit, Ah heauens,it is moft patheticall nit. Sowla, fowla. Exeunt. Shoote within. Enter Dull, Holof ernes , the Pedant and Nathaniel. Nat. Very reuerent fport truely, and done in the tefti- mony of a good confcience. Ped. The Deare was(as you know)fanguis in blood, ripe as a Pomwater, who now hangeth like a Iewell in the eare of Celo the fkie ; the welken the heauen, and a- non falleth like a Crab on the face of Terra, the foyle,the land, the earth. Curat. Nath. Truely M. Holof ernes, the epythithes are fweetly varied like a fcholler at the leaft: but fir 1 affure ye, it was a Bucke of the firft head. Hoi. Sir Nathaniel, baud credo. T)ul. 'Twas not a baud credo, 'twas a Pricket. . Hoi. Moft barbarous intimation : yet a kinde of insi- nuation, as it were in via, in way of explication facere : as it were replication, or rather ojlentare, to fhow as it were his inclination after his vndreffed, vnpolifhed, vneduca- ted, vnpruned, vntrained, or rather vnlettered, or rathe- reft vnconfirmed fafhion, to infert againe my baud credo for a Deare. T>ul. I faid the Deare was not a baud credo, 'twas a Pricket. Hoi. Twice fod fimplicitie, bis coBus, O thou mon- fter Ignorance, how deformed dooft thou looke. Nath. Sir hee hath neuer fed of the dainties that are bred in a booke. He hath not eate paper as it were : He hath not drunke inke. His intellect is not replenished, hee is onely an animall, onely fenfible in the duller parts: and fuch barren plants are fet before vs, that we thankfull Should be : which we tafte and feeling, are for thofe parts that doe fruclifie in vs more then he. For as it would ill become me to be vaine,indifcreet, or a foole ; So were there a patch fet on Learning, to fee him in a Schoole. But omne bene fay I, being of an old Fathers minde, Many can brooke the weather, that loue not the winde. Dul. You two are book-men: Can you tell by your wit, What was a month old at Cains birth, that's not fiue weekes old as yet? Hoi. Tliclifma goodman Dull, ditlifima goodman Dull. Dul. What is diaima ? Nath. A title to Phebe, to Luna, to the Moone. Hoi. The Moone was a month old when Adam was no more. (fcore. And wrought not to fiue-weekes when he came to fiue- Th'allufion holds in the Exchange. Dul. 'Tis true indeede, the Collufion holds in the Exchange. Hol.God comfort thy capacity, I fay th'allufion holds in the Exchange. Dul. And I fay the polufion holds in the Exchange : for the Moone is neuer but a month old : and I fay be- fide that, 'twas a Pricket that the Princefle kill'd. Hoi. Sir Nathaniel, will you heare an extemporall Epytaph on the death of the Deare, and to humour the ignorant call'd the Deare, the Princefle kill'd a Pricket. Nath. Perge, good M. Holofernes, perge, fo it Shall pleafe you to abrogate fcurilitie. Hoi I will fomething afTed the letter, for it argues facilitie. The prayfull Princeffe pearft and prickt a prettie pleafing Pricket , Some Jay a Sore, but not afore, till noiu made Jore -with /hooting. The Dogges did yell, put ell to Sore, then Sorell iumpsfrom thicket : Or Pricket-fore, or elf Sorell, the people fall a hooting. If Sore be fore, then ell to Sore, makes ff tie Jores for ell : Of one Jore I an hundred make by adding but one more L. Nath. A rare talent. Dul. If a talent be a claw, looke how he clawes him with a talent. Natb. This is a gift that I haue fimple: fimple, a foo- lilh extrauagant fpirit, full of formes, figures, Shapes, ob- jects, Ideas, apprehenfions, motions, reuolutions. Thefe are begot in the ventricle of memorie, nourifht in the wombe of primater, and deliuered vpon the mellowing of occafion : but the gift is good in thofe in whom it is acute, and I am thankfull for it. Hoi. Sir, I praife the Lord for you, and fo may my parifhioners, for their Sonnes are well tutor'd by you, and their Daughters profit very greatly vnder you : you are a good member of the common-wealth. Nath. Me hercle, If their Sonnes be ingennous, they ihall 132 Loues Labour's loft. (hall want no inftruftion: If their Daughters be capable, I will put it to them. But Vir fapti qui pauca loquitur, a foule Feminine faluteth vs. Enter Iaquenetta and the Qloivne. Iaqu. God giue you good morrow M.Perfon. Natb. Mafter Perfon,^/ Perfon? And if one fhould be perft, Which is the one? C/o.Marry M. Schoolemafter, hee that is likeft to a hogihead. Natb. Of perfing a Hogshead, a good lufter of con- ceit in a turph of Earth, Fire enough for a Flint, Pearle enough for a Swine : 'tis prettie,it is well. Iaqu. Good Mafter Parfon be fo good as reade mee this Letter, it was giuen mee by Coftard, and fent mee from Don Armatbo : I befeech you reade it. Natb. Facile precor gell'ida, quando pecas omnia fub •vm- bra ruminat, and fo forth. Ah good old Mantuan, I may fpeake of thee as the traueiler doth of Venice, id not the heauenly Rhetoricke of thine eye, 'Gainft whom the -world cannot hold argument, Perfwade my heart to this falfe periurief Vowesfor thee broke dejerue not punifbment. A Woman I forfwore, but Iivi/lproue, Thou being a Goddejfe, Iforjiuore not thee. My Vow -was earthly, thou a heauenly Loue. Thy grace being gain d, cures all difgrace in me. Vonves are but breath, and breath a vapour is. Then thoufaire Sun,um. O that I had my wilh ? Lon. And I had mine. Kin. And mine too good Lord. Ber. Amen,fo I had mine : Is not that a good word ? Dum. I would forget her, but a Feuer fhe Raignes in my bloud,and will remembred be. 'Ber. A Feuer in your bloud,why then incifion. Would let her out in Sawcers, fweet mifprifion. Dum. Once more lie read the Ode that I haue writ. Ber. Once more He marke how Loue can varry Wit. Dumane reades his Sonnet. On a day, alack the day : Loue, wbofe Month is euery May, Spied a bloffome paffing faire, Playing in the wanton ayre : Through the Veluet, leaues the ivinde, All vnfeene , can paffage finde. That the Louer ficke'to death, Wijh himfelfe the heauens breath. Ayre {quoth he) thy cheekes may blowe, Ayre, would I might triumph fo. But alacke my hand is fworne , Nere to plucie thee from thy throne : Vow alacke for youth vnmeete, Youth fo apt to plucke a fweet. •Doe not call it finne in me, That I am forfworne for thee. Thou for whom loue would fweare, Iuno but an cs£rbiop were, And denie himfelfe for loue. Turning mortall for thy Loue. This will I fend, and fomething elfe more plaine. That lhall expreffe my true-loues fafting paine. would the Kingj'Berowne and Longauill, Were Louers too, ill to example ill, Would from my forehead wipe a periur'd note : For none offend, where all alike doe dote. Lon. Dumaine, thy Loue is farre from charitie, That in Loues griefe defir'ft focietie : You may looke pale, but I mould blulh I know, To be ore-heard, and taken napping fo. Kin. Come fir,you bluih : as his, your cafe is fuch, You chide at him, offending twice as much. You doe not loue Maria ? Longauile, Did neuer Sonnet for her fake compile ; Nor neuer lay his wreathed armes athwart His louing bofome, to keepe downe his heart. 1 haue beene clofely Ihrowded in this bum, And markt you both, and for you both did blulh. I heard your guilty Rimes, obferu'd your falhion : Saw lighes reeke from you, noted well your paflion. Aye me,fayes one ! O loue, the other cries-! On her haires were Gold, Chriftall the others eyes. You would for Paradiie breake Faith and troth, And loue for your Loue would infringe an oath. What will 'Berowne fay when that he lhall heare Faith infringed, which fuch zeale did fweare. How will he fcorne?how will he fpend his wit? How will he triumph, leape, and laugh at it ? For all the wealth that euer I did fee , I would not haue him know fo much by me. Bero. Now ftep I forth to whip hypocrifie. Ah good my Liedge, I pray thee pardon me. Good heart, What grace haft thou thus to reproue Thefe wormes for louing, that art moft in loue ? Your eyes doe make no couches in your teares. There is no certaine PrincefTe that appeares. You'll not be periur'd, 'tis a hatefull thing : Turn, none but Minftrels like of Sonnetting. But are you not afham'd ? nay, are you not M All J 34 Loues Labour's loji. All three of you, to be thus much ore'fhot? You found his Moth, the King your Moth did fee : But I a Beame doe finde in each of three. O what a Scene of fool'ry haue 1 feene. Of fighes, of grones, of forrow, and of teene: O me, with what ftric~t patience haue I fat, To fee a Ki: sformed to a Gnat • To fee great Hercules whipping a Gigge, And profound Salomon tuning a Iygge ? And Neftor play at puih-pin with the boyes, And Crittkke Tymon laugh at idle toyes. Where lies thy griefe f O tell me good Dumaine; And gentle Longauill, where lies thy paine ? And where my Liedges f all about the breft : A Candle hoa ! Kin. Too bitter is thy ieft. Are wee betrayed thus to thy ouer-view? Iter. Not you by me, but I betrayed to you. I that am honeft, I that hold it finne To breake the vow I am ingaged in. I am betrayed by keeping company With men, like men of inconftancie. When (hall you fee me write a thing in rime ? Or grone for loaned or fpend a minutes time, In pruning mee, when mall you heare that I will praife a hand, a foot,a face,an eye : a gate,a ftate,a brow,a breft, a wafte,a legge,a limme. Kin. Soft, Whither a-way fo faft ? A true man, or a theefe, that gallops fo. 'Ber. I poft from Loue,good Louer let me go. Enter Iaquenetta and Cloivne. Iaqu. God bleffe the King. Km. What Prefent haft thou there ? Clo. Some certaine treafon. Kin. What makes treafon heere ? Clo. Nay it makes nothing fir. Kin. If it marre nothing neither, The treafon and you goe in peace away together. Iaqu. I befeech your Grace let this Letter be read, Our perfon mif-doubts it : it was treafon he faid. Kin. c Bercwne,rea.i it ouer. He reades the Letter. Kin. Where hadft thou it? Iaqu. Of Cofiard. King. Where hadft thou it ? C°ft. Of Dun tAdramadio, Dun Adramadio. Kin. How now, what is in you? why doft thou tear it? 'Ber. A toy my Liedge, a toy : your grace needes not feare it. Long. It did moue him to paflion,and therefore let's heare it. um. Now the number is euen. 'Beroiv. True true, we are fowre : will thefe Turtles be gone ? Kin. Hence firs, away. Clo. Walk afide the true folke,& let the traytors ftay. lier. Sweet Lords, fweet Louers, O let vs imbrace, As true we are as flefh and bloud can be, The Sea will ebbe and flow, heauen will fhew his face : Young bloud doth not obey an old decree. We cannot croffe the caufe why we are borne : Therefore of all hands muft we be forfworne. King. What, did thefe rent lines fhew fome loue of thine ? (Rofaline, Ber. Did they, quoth you ? Who fees the heauenly That ('like a rude and fauage man of Inde.) At the firft opening of the gorgeous Eaft, Bowes not his vaflall head, and ftrooken blinde, Kiffes the bafe ground with obedient breaft? What peremptory Eagle-fighted eye Dares looke vpon the heauen of her brow, That is not blinded by hermaieftie ? Kin. What zeale,what furie,hath infpir'd thee now? My Loue(her Miftres) is a gracious Moone, Shee (an attending Starre) fcarce feene a light. 'Ber. My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Beroivne. 0,but for my Loue, day would turne to night, Of all complexions the cul'd foueraignty, Doe meet as at a faire in her faire cheeke, Where feuerall Worthies make one dignity, Where nothing wants, that want it felte doth feeke. Lend me the flourifh of all gentle tongues, Fie painted Rethoricke,0 (he needs it not, To things of fale, a fellers praife belongs : She pafies prayfe, then prayfe too fhort doth blot. A withered Hermite, fiuefcore winters worne, Might (hake off fiftie, looking in her eye : Beauty doth varnifh Age, as if new borne, And giues the Crutch the Cradles infancie. O 'tis the Sunne that maketh all things (hine. King. By heauen, thy Loue is blacke as Ebonie. Beroiv. Is Ebonie like her ? O word diuine ? A wife of fuch wood were felicitie. O who can giue an oth ? Where is a booke ? That I may fweare Beauty doth beauty lacke, If that (he learne not of her eye to looke : No face is faire that is not full fo blacke. Kin. O paradoxe, Blacke is the badge of hell, The hue of dungeons, and the Schoole of night: And beauties creft becomes the heauens well. Ber. Diuels fooneft tempt refembling fpirits of light. O if in blacke my Ladies browes be deckt, It mournes, that painting vfurping haire Should rauifh doters with a falfe afpeft: And therfore is (he borne to make blacke, faire. Her fauour turnes the fafhion of the dayes, For natiue bloud is counted painting now: And therefore red that would auoyd difpraife, Paints it felfe blacke, to imitate her brow. c Dum. To look like her are Chimny-fweepers blacke. Lon. And fince her time, are Colliers counted bright. King. And uma. I neuer knew man hold vile ftuffe fo deere. Lon. Looke, heer's thy loue,"my foot and her face fee. 'Ber. O if the ftreets were paued with thine eyes, Her 134 Loues Labour's loji. J 35 Her feet were much too dainty for fuch tread. Duma. O vile, then as (he goes what vpward lyes? The ftreet fhould fee as (he walk'd ouer head. Kin. But what of this, are we not all in loue ? Ber. O nothing fo fure,and thereby all forfworne. Kin. Then leaue this chat,& good 'Beroiun now proue Our louing lawfull,and our fayth not torne. u. Beauteous as Incke : a good conclusion. Kat. Faire as a text B. in a Coppie booke. Rof. Ware penfals.How?Let me not die your debtor, My red Domini call, my golden letter. O that your face were full of Oes. %. A Pox of thatieft,and I befhrew all Shrowes: But Katherine, what was fent to you From faire Dumaine'i Kat. Madame, this Gloue. £>u. Did he not fend you twaine ? Kat. Yes Madame : and moreouer, Some thoufand Verfes of a faithfull Louer. A huge tranflation of hypocrifie, Vildly compiled, profound fimplicitie. Mar. This, and thefe Pearls, to me fent Longauile. The Letter is too long by halfe a mile. £}u. I thinke no leffe : Doft thou wiffi in heart The Qhaine were longer, and the Letter fhort. Mar. I, or I would thefe hands might neuer part. Qjtee. We are wife girles to mocke our Louers fo. Rof. They are worfe fooles to purchafe mocking fo. That fame Beroivne ile torture ere I goe. that I knew he were but in by th'weeke, How I would make him fawne,and begge,and feeke, And wait the feafon, and obferue the times, And fpend his prodigall wits in booteles rimes. And fhape his feruice wholly to my deuice, And make him proud to make me proud that iefts. So pertaunt like would I o'refway his ftate, That he fhold be my foole,and I his fate. £>u. None are fo furely caught, when they are catcht, As Wit turn'd foole, follie in Wifedome hatch'd : Hath wifedoms warrant, and the helpe of Schoole, And Wits owne grace to grace a learned Foole ? Rof. The bloud of youth burns not with fuch exceffe, As grauities reuolt to wantons be. Mar. Follie in Fooles beares not fo ftrong a note, As fool'ry in the Wife, when Wit doth dote : Since all the power thereof it doth apply, To proue by Wit, worth in fimplicitie. Enter 'Boyet. Qu. Heere comes Boyet, and mirth in his face. Boy. O I am ftab'd with laughter, Wher's her Grace? Stu. Thy newes Boyet? Boy. Prepare Madame, prepare. Arme Wenches arme, incounters mounted are, Againft your Peace, Loue doth approach, difguis'd : Armed in arguments, you'll be furpriz'd. Mufter your Wits,fhnd in your owne defence, Or hide your heads like Cowards, and flie hence. 2)u. Saint T>ennu to S.Cupid: What are they, That charge their breath againft vs? Say fcout fay. Boy. Vnder the coole fhade of a Siccamore, 1 thought to clofe mine eyes fome halfe an houre : When lo to interrupt my purpos'd reft, Toward that fhade I might behold addreft, The King and his companions: warely I ftole into a neighbour thicket by, And ouer-heard, what you fhall ouer-heare : That by and by difguis'd they will be heere. Their Herald is a pretty knauifh Page : That well by heart hath con'd his embaffage, Affion and accent did they teach him there. Thus muft thou fpeake,and thus thy body beare. And euer and anon they made a doubt, Prefence maiefticall would put him out : For quoth the King, an Angell fhalt thou fee : Yet feare not thou, but fpeake audacioufly. The Boy reply'd, An Angell is not euill : I fiiould haue fear'd her, had fhe beene a deuill. With that all laugh'd,and clap'd him on the fhoulder, Making the bold wagg by their praifes bolder. One rub'd his elboe thus,and fleer'd, and fwore, A better fpeech was neuer fpoke before. Another with his finger and his thumb, Cry'd -via, we will doo't,come what will come. The third he caper'd and cried, All goes well. The fourth turn'd on the toe, and downe he fell : With that they all did tumble on the ground , With fuch a zelous laughter fo profound, That in this fpleene ridiculous appeares, To checke their folly paffions folemne teares. $Zuee. But what, but what, come they to vifit vs? 'Boy. They do, they do ; and are apparel'd thus, Like Mufcouites, or Ruffians, as I geffe. Their purpofe is to parlee, to court, and dance, M 3 And ■38 Loues Labour's loft. And euery one his Loue-feat will aduance, Vnto his feuerall Miftreffe : which they'll know By fauours feuerall, which they did bellow. S^ueen. And will they fo?the Gallants fliall be taskt: For Ladies ; we will euery one be maskt , And not a man of them fliall haue the grace Defpight of fute, to fee a Ladies face. Hold Rofaline, this Fauour thou flialt weare, And then the King will court thee for his Deare : Hold, take thou this my fweet, and giue me thine, So (hall Beroivne take me for Rofaline. And change your Fauours too, fo fliall your Loues Woo contrary, deceiu'd by thefe remoues. Roja. Come on then, weare the fauours moft in fight. Katb. But in this changing, What is your intent? SZueen. The effecT: of my intent is to croffe theirs : They doe it but in mocking merriment, And mocke for mocke is onely my intent. Their feuerall counfels they vnbofome fliall, To Loues miftooke,and fo be mockt withall. Vpon the next occafion that we meete, With Vifages difplayd to talke and greete. Roj. But fliall we dance,if they defire vs too't? S^uee. No, to the death we will not moue a foot, Nor to their pen'd fpeech render we no grace : But while 'tis fpoke,each turne away his face. Boy. Why that contempt will kill the keepers heart, And quite diuorce his memory from his part. Quee. Therefore I doe it, and I make no doubt, The reft will ere come in, if he be out. Theres no fuch fport,as fport by fport orethrowne : To make theirs ours,and ours none but our owne. So fliall we ftay mocking entended game, And they well mockt, depart away with fliame. Sound. Boy. The Trompet founds , be maskt, the maskers come. Enter Black moores ivith mujicke , the 'Boy ivith a fpeech , and the rejl of the Lords difguifed. Page. All hath, the richefl 'Beauties on the earth. Ber. Beauties no richer then rich Taffata. Pag. A holy parcell of the fair eft dames that euer turnd their baches to mortall uietves. The Ladies turne their backes to him. Ber. Their eyes villaine, their eyes. Pag. That euer turnd their eyes to mortall uieives. Out Boy. True, out indeed Pag. Out of your fauours heauenly fpirits -vouchfafe Not to beholde. Ber. Once to behold, rogue. Pag. Once to behold ivith your Sunne beamed eyes, With your Sunne beamed eyes. Boy. They will not anfwer to that Epythite, You were beft call it Daughter beamed eyes. Pag. They do not marke me, and that brings me out. Bero. Is this your perfcftnefle ? be gon you -rogue. Rofa. What would thefe ftrangers? Know their mindes 'Bojet. If they doe fpeake our language, 'tis our will That ibme plaine man recount their purpofes. Know what they would ? 'Boyet. What would you with the Princes ? Ber. Nothing but peace, and gentle vifitation. Rof. What would they, fay they ? Boy. Nothing but peace, and gentle vifitation. Rofa. Why that they haue, and bid them fo be gon. 'Boy. She faies you haue it,and you may be gon. Kin. Say to her we haue meafur'd many miles , To tread a Meafure with you on the graffe. Boy. They fay that they haue meafur'd many a mile, To tread a Meafure with you on this grafle. Rofa. It is not fo. Aske them how many inches Is in one mile? If they haue mealur'd manie, The meafure then of one is eaflie told. 'Boy. If to come hither, you haue meafur'd miles, And many miles : the Princeffe bids you tell, How many inches doth fill vp one mile ? Ber. Tell her we meafure them by weary fteps. 'Boy. She heares her felfe. Rofa. How manie wearie fteps, Of many wearie miles you haue ore-gone, Are numbred in the trauell of one mile ? "Bero. We number nothing that we fpend for you, Our dutie is fo rich, fo infinite, That we may doe it ftill without accompt. Vouchfafe to fliew the funfliine of your face, That we ('like fauages) may worfliip it. Rofa. My face is but a Moone, and clouded too. Km. BlefTed are clouds, to doe as fuch clouds do. Vouchfafe bright Moone, and thefe thy ftars to ftiine, (Thofe clouds remoouedj vpon our waterie eyne. Rofa. O vaine peticioner, beg a greater matter, Thou now requefts but Moonefliine in the water. Kin. Then in our meafure, vouchfafe but one change. Thou bidft me begge,this begging is not ftrange. Rofa. Play muficke then : nay you muft doe it foone. Not yet no dance : thus change I like the Moone. Kin. Will you not dance ? How come you thus e- ftranged ? Rofa. You tooke the Moone at full, but now Ihee's changed ? Kin. Yet ftill flie is the Moone, and I the Man. Rofa. The mufick playes, vouchfafe fome motion to it : Our eares vouchfafe it. Kin. But your legges fliould doe it. Rof. Since you are ftrangers, & come here by chance, Wee'U not be nice, take hands, we will not dance. Kin. Why take you hands then ? Rofa. Onelie to part friends. Curtfie fweet hearts,and fo the Meafure ends. Kin. More meafure of this meafure, be not nice. Rofa. We can afford no more at fuch a price. Kin. Prife your felues: What buyes your companie? Rofa. Your abfence onelie. Km. That can neuer be. Rofa. Then cannot we be boughtiand fo adue, Twice to your Vifore, and halfe once to you. Kin. If you denie to dance, let's hold more chat. Rof. In priuate then. Kin. I am beft pleas'd with that. Be. White handed Miftris,one fweet word with thee. £}u. Hony,and Milke,and Sugenthere is three. 'Ber. Nay then two treyes,an if you grow fo nice Methegline, Wort, and Malmfey ; well runne dice : There's halfe a dozen fweets. S^u. Seuenth fweet adue,fince you can cogg, He play no more with you. ^ 'Ber. One word in fecret. £}u. Let it not be fweet. 'Ber. Thou greeu'ft my gall. S£ueen. Loues Labour's loft. 39 Slu. Gall, bitter. 'Ber. Therefore meete. T>u. Will you vouchfafe with me to change a word? Mar. Name it. Dum. Faire Ladie. Mar. Say you fo ? Faire Lord : Take you that for your faire Lady. Du. Pleafe it you, As much in priuate, and lie bid adieu. Mar. What, was your vizard made without a tong? Long. I know the reafon Ladie why you aske. u. When you then were heere, What did you whifper in your Ladies eare i King. That more then all the world I did refpecl: her S^u. When fhee fhall challenge this, you will reieft her. King. Vpon mine Honor no. S^u. Peace, peace, forbeare : your oath once broke, you force not to forfweare. King. Defpife me when I breake this oath of mine. S^u. I will, and therefore keepe it. Rofaline, What did the Rufsian whifper in your eare ? Rof. Madam, he fwore that he did hold me deare As precious eye-fight, and did value me Aboue this World : adding thereto moreouer, That he would Wed me, or elfe die my Louer. Su. God giue thee ioy of him : the Noble Lord Moft honorably doth vphold his word. King. What meane you Madame f By my life, my troth, I neuer fwore this Ladie fuch an oth. Rof. By heauen you did ; and to confirme it plaine, you gaue me this : But take it fir againe. King. My faith and this, the Princeffe I did giue, I knew her by this Iewell on her fleeue. S^u. Pardon me fir, this Iewell did fhe weare, And Lord Berotvne (I thanke him) is my deare. What? Will you haue me, or your Pearle againe ? Her. Neither of either, I remit both twaine. I fee the tricke on't : Heere was a confent, Knowing aforehand of our merriment, To dafh it like a Chriftmas Comedie. Some carry-tale, fome pleafe-man, fome flight Zanie, Some mumble-newes, fome trencher-knight, fom Dick That fmiks his cheeke in yeares, and knowes the trick To make my Lady laugh, when fhe's difpos'd; Told Loues Labour's loji. H Told our intents before : which once difclos'd, The Ladies did change Fauours; and then we Following the fignes, woo'd but the figne of /he. Now to our periurie, to adde more terror, We are againe forfworne in will and error. Much vpon this tis : and might not you Foreftall our fport, to make vs thus vntrue ? Do not you know my Ladies foot by'th fquier ? And laugh vpon the apple of her eie ? And ftand betweene her backe fir, and the fire, Holding a trencher, iefting merrilie ? You put our Page out : go, you are alowd. Die when you will, a fmocke fhall be your flirowd. You leere vpon me , do you ? There's an eie Wounds like a Leaden fword. Boy. Full merrily hath this braue manager, this car- reere bene run. 'Ber. Loe, he is tilting ftraight. Peace, I haue don. Enter Clotvne. Welcome pure wit, thou part'ft a faire fray. Clo. O Lord fir, they would kno, Whether the three worthies fhall come in, or no. 'Ber. What, are there but three? C/o.No fir, but it is vara fine, For euerie one purfents three. 'Ber. And three times thrice is nine. C/o.Not fo fir, vnder correction fir, I hope it is not fo. You cannot beg vs fir, I can afiure you fir, we know what we know : I hope fir three times thrice fir. 'Ber. Is not nine. Clo. Vnder correction fir, wee know where-vntill it doth amount. Ber. By Ioue, I alwaies tooke three threes for nine. CIoiv. O Lord fir, it were pittie you ihould get your liuing by reckning fir. 'Ber. How much is it ? Clo. O Lord fir, the parties themfelues, the actors fir will fliew where-vntill it doth amount : for mine owne part, I am (as they fay, but to perfect one man in one poore man ) Pompion the great fir. 'Ber. Art thou one of the Worthies f Clo. It pleafed them to thinke me worthie of Pompey the great : for mine owne part, I know not the degree of the Worthie, but I am to ftand for him. 'Ber. Go, bid them prepare. Exit. Clo. We will turne it finely off fir, we wil take fome care. King. Beroivne, they will fhame vs : Let them not approach. 'Ber. We are lhame-proofe my Lord : and 'tis fome policie, to haue one mew worfe then the Kings and his companie. Kin. I fay they fhall not come. !$u. Nay my good Lord, let me ore-rule you now; That fport beft pleafes, that doth leaft know how. Where Zeale ftriues to content, and the contents Dies in the Zeale of that which it prefents : Their forme confounded, makes moft forme in mirth, When great things labouring perifh in their birth. 'Ber. A right defcription of our fport my Lord. Snter'Brargart. 'Brag. Annointed, I implore fo much expence of thy royall fweet breath, as will vtter a brace of words. $u. Doth this man ferue God? 'Ber. Why aske you ? £}u. He fpeak's not like a man of God's making. 'Brag. That's all one my faire fweet honie Monarch: For I proteft, the Schoolmafter is exceeding fantafticall: Too too vaine, too too vaine. But we wil put it(as they fay) to Fortuna delaguar , I wifti you the peace of minde moft royall cupplement. King.Here is like to be a good prefence of Worthies; He prefents Hetlor of Troy, the Swaine Pompey y great, the Parim Curate Alexander, Armadoes Page Hercules, the Pedant Judas Machabeus : And if thefe foure Wor- thies in their firft mew thriue, thefe foure will change habites,and prefent the other fiue. 'Ber. There is fiue in the firft mew. Kin. You are decerned, tis not fo. 'Ber. The Pedant, the Braggart, the Hedge-Prieft, the Foole, and the Boy, Abate throw at Novum, and the whole world againe, Cannot pricke out fiue fuch, take each one in's vaine. Kin.The ihip is vnder faile,and here fhe corns amain. Enter Pompey. Clo. I Pompey am. Ber. You lie, you are not he. Clo. I Pompey am. 'Boy. With Libbards head on knee. 'Ber. Well faid old mocker, I muft needs be friends with thee. Clo. I Pompey am, Pompey furnamd the big. T>u. The great. Clo. It is great fir : Pompey Jurnam'd the great : That oft in field, luith large and Shield, did make my foe to fweat : And trauailing along this coaft, I heere am come by chance, And lay my Armes before the legs of this fweet Laffe of France. If your Ladifhip would fay thankes Pompey, I had done. La. Great thankes great Pompey. Clo. Tis not fo much worth : but I hope I was per- fect. I made a little fault in great. 'Ber. My hat to a halfe-penie , Pompey prooues the beft Worthie. Enter Curate for Alexander. Curat. When in the ivorld Iliud, I u. You may not denie it, Pompey hath made the challenge. 'Brag. Sweet bloods, I both may, and will . *Ber. What reafon haue you for't? Brag. The naked truth of it is, I haue no fhirt, I go woolward for penance. 'Boy. True, and it was inioyned him in Rome for want of Linnen : fmce when, He be fworne he wore none, but a difhclout of Iaquenettas, and that hee weares next his heart for a fauour. Enter a Mejfenger ,MonJieur Mar cade. Mar. God faue you Madame. S^u. Welcome Marcade, but that thou interrupteft our merriment. Marc. I am forrie Madam, for the newes I bring is heauie in my tongue. The King your father S^u. Dead for my life. Mar. Euen fo : My tale is told. 'Her. Worthies away, the Scene begins to cloud. 'Brag. For mine owne part, I breath free breath : I haue feene the day of wrong, through the little hole of difcretion, and I will right my felfe like a Souldier. Exeunt Worthies Kin. How fare's your Maieftie ? Qu. 'Boyet prepare, I will away to night. Kin. Madame not fo, I do befeech you ftay. Sjj. Prepare 1 fay. I thanke you gracious Lords For all your faire endeuours and entreats : Out of a new fad-foule, that you vouchfafe, In your rich wifedome to excufe, or hide, The liberall opposition of our fpirits, If ouer-boldly we haue borne our felues, In the conuerfe of breath (your gentlenefle Was guiltie of it.) Farewell worthie Lord : A heauie heart beares not a humble tongue. Excufe me fo, comming fo fhort of thankes, For my great fuite, fo eafily obtain'd. Kin. The extreme parts of time,extremelie formes All caufes to the purpofe of his fpeed : And often at his verie loofe decides That, which long procelfe could not arbitrate. And though the mourning brow of progenie Forbid the fmiling curtefie of Loue : The holy fuite which faine it would conuince, Yet fince loues argument was firft on foote, Let not the cloud of forrow iuftle it From what it purpos'd : fince to waile friends loft, Is not by much {o vvholfome profitable, As to reioyce at friends but newly found. £>u. I vnderftand you not, my greefes are double. c Ber.Hone& plain words, beft pierce the ears of griefe And by thefe badges vnderftand the King, For your faire fakes haue we negledted time, Plaid foule play with our oaths: your beautie Ladies Hath much deformed vs, fafhioning our humors Euen to the oppofed end of our intents. And what in vs hath feem'd ridiculous : As Loue is full of vnbefitting ftraines, All wanton as a childe, skipping and vaine. Form'd by the eie, and therefore like the eie. Full of ftraying Shapes, of habits,and of formes 143 Varying in fubiefts as the eie doth roule, To euerie varied obiect in his glance : Which partie-coated prefence of loofe loue Put on by vs, if in your heauenly eies, Haue misbecom'd our oathes and grauities. Thofe heauenlie eies that looke into thefe faults, Suggefted vs to make : therefore Ladies Our loue being yours, the error that Loue makes Is likewife yonrs. We to our felues proue falfe, By being once falfe, for euer to be true To thofe that make vs both, faire Ladies you. And euen that fallhood in it felfe a finne, Thus purifies it felfe, and turnes to grace. £>u. We haue receiu'd your Letters, full of Loue: Your Fauours, the Ambafladors of Loue. And in our maiden counfaile rated them. At courtfhip, pleafant ieft, and curtefie, As bumbaft and as lining to the time: But more deuout then thefe are our refpedts Haue we not bene, and therefore met your loues In their owne fafhion, like a merriment. Du.Our letters Madam, fhew'd much more then ieft. Lon. So did our lookes. Roja. We did not coat them fo. Km. Now at the lateft minute of the houre, Grant vs your loues. Su. A time me thinkes too fhort, To make a vvorld-without-end bargaine in $ No, no my Lord, your Grace is periur'd much, Full of deare guiltinefle, and therefore this : If for my Loue (as there is no fuch caufe) You will do ought, this lhall you do for me. Your oth I will not truft: but go with fpeed To fome forlorne and naked Hermitage, Remote from all the pleafures of the world : There ftay, vntill the twelue Celeftiall Signes Haue brought about their annuall reckoning. Ifthisauftereinfociablelife, Change not your offer made in heate of blood : If frofts, and fafts, hard lodging, and thin weeds Nip not the gaudie bloffomes of your Loue, But that it beare this triall,and laft loue : Then at the expiration of the yeare, Come challenge me, challenge me by thefe deferts, And by this Virgin palme, now killing thine, I will be thine : and till that inftant fhut My wofull felfe vp in a mourning houfe, Raining the teares of lamentation, For the remembrance of my Fathers death. If this thou do denie, let our hands part, Neither intitled in the others hart. Kin. If this, or more then this, I would denie, To flatter vp thefe powers of mine with reft, The fodaine hand of death clofe vp mine eie. Hence euer then, my heart is in thy breft. c Ber. And what to me my Loue? and what to me ? Rcf. You muft be purged too, your fins are rack'd. You are attaint with faults and periurie : Therefore if you my fauor meane to get, A tweluemonth mall you fpend, and neuer reft, But feeke the wearie beds of people ficke. Du. But what to me my loue? but what to me ? Kat. A wife? a beard, faire health, and honeftie, With three-fold loue, I wilh you all thefe three. Du. O ftiall I fay, I thanke you gentle wife? Kat. Not fo my Lord, a tweluemonth and a day, i 4 4 Loues Labour's loji. lie marke no words that fmoothfac'd wooers fay. Come when the King doth to my Ladie come : Then if I haue much loue, lie giue you fome. Dum. He ferue thee true and faithfully till then. Kaib. Yet fweare not, leaft ye be forlworne agen. Lon. What faies Maria} Mart. At the tweluemonths end, lie change my blacke Gowne, for a faithfull friend. Lon. He ftay with patience : but the time is long. Mari. The liker you, few taller are fo yong. Ber. Studies my Ladie ? Miftreffe, looke on me, Behold the window of my heart, mine eie : What humble fuite attends thy anfwer there, Impofe fome feruice on me for my loue. Rof. Oft haue I heard of you my Lord 'Berowne, Before I faw you : and the worlds large tongue Proclaimes you for a man repleate with mockes, Full of comparifons, and wounding floutes : Which you on all eftates will execute, That lie within the mercie of your wit. To weed this Wormewood from your fruitfull braine, And therewithall to win me, if you pleafe, Without the which I am not to be won : You mail this tweluemonth terme from day to day, Vifite the fpeechlefle ficke, and ftill conuerfe With groaning wretches : and your taske fhall be, With all the fierce endeuour of your wit, To enforce the pained impotent to fmile. Ber. To moue wilde laughter in the throate of death ? It cannot be, it is impoffible. Mirth cannot moue a'foule in agonie. Rof. Why that's the way to choke a gibing fpirit, Whofe influence is begot of that loofe grace, Which mallow laughing hearers giue to fooles : A iefts prolperitie, lies in the eare Of him that heares it, neuer in the tongue Of him that makes it : then, if fickly eares, Deaft with the clamors of their owne deare grones, Will heare your idle fcornes; continue then, And I will haue you, and that fault withall. But if they will not, throw away that fpirit, And I fhal finde you emptie of that fault, Right ioyfull of your reformation. Ber. A tweluemonth? Well : befall what will befall, He ieft a tweluemonth in an Hofpitall. $u. I fweet my Lord, and fo I take my leaue. King. No Madam, we will bring you on your way. Ber. Our woing doth not end like an old Play: Iacke hath not Gill : thefe Ladies courtefie Might wel haue made our fport a Comedie. Kin. Come fir, it wants a tweluemonth and a day, And then 'twil end. 'Ber. That's too long for a play. Enter 'Braggart. 'Brag. Sweet Maiefty vouchfafe me. £>u. Was not that Hector ? Dum. The worthie Knight of Troy. 'Brag. I wil kiffe thy royal finger, and take leaue. I am a Votarie, I haue vow'd to Iaquenetta to holde the Plough for her fweet loue three yeares. But moll eftee- med greatneffe,wil you heare the Dialogue that the two Learned men haue compiled, in praife of the Owle and the Cuckow? It mould haue followed in the end of our fhew. Kin. Call them forth quickely,we will do fo. Brag. Hoik, Approach. Enter all. This fide is Hiems, Winter. This Ver,the Spring : the one maintained by the Owle, Th'other by the Cuckow. Ver, begin. The Song. When Dafies pied, and Violets blew, And Cuckow-buds of yellow hew: And Ladie-fmockes all filuer white, Do paint the Medowes with delight. The Cuckow then on cuerie tree, Mockes married men, for thus fings he, Cuckow. Cuckow, Cuckow : O word of feare, Vnpleafmg to a married eare. When Shepheards pipe on Oaten ftrawes, And merrie Larkes are Ploughmens clockes : When Turtles tread, and Rookes and Dawes, And Maidens bleach their fummer fmockes : The Cuckow then on euerie tree Mockes married men ; for thus fings he, Cuckow. Cuckow, Cuckow : O word of feare, Vnpleafmg to a married eare. Winter. When Ificles hang by the wall, And Dicke the Sphepheard blowes his naile ; And Tom beares Logges into the hall, And Milke comes frozen home in paile : When blood is nipt, and waies be fowle, Then nightly fings the flaring Owle Tu-whit to-who. A merrie note, V/hile greafie lone doth keele the pot. When all aloud the winde doth blow, And coffing drownes the Parfons faw : And birds fit brooding in the fnow, And Marrians nofe lookes red and raw: When roafted Crabs hiffe in the bowle, Then nightly fings the flaring Owle, Tu-whit to who : A merrie note, While greafie lone doth keele the pot. Brag. The Words of Mercurie, Are harfh after the fongs of Apollo : You that way ; we this way. FINIS. 14-5 MIDSOMMER Nights Dreame. zABus primus. Enter Thefeus, Hippolita, ivith others. Thefeus. Ow faire Hippolita, our nuptiall houre Drawes on apace: foure happy daies bring in Another Moon: but oh, me thinkes,how flow This old Moon wanes ; She lingers my defires Like to a Step-dame, or a Dowager, Long withering out a yong mans reuennew. Hip.Yoare daies wil quickly fteep thefelues in nights Foure nights wil quickly dreame away the time: And then the Moone, like to a filuer bow, Now bent in heauen, fhal behold the night Of our folemnities. The. Go Philcftrate, Stirre vp the Athenian youth to merriments, Awake the pert and nimble fpirit of mirth, Turne melancholy forth to Funerals: The pale companion is not for our pompe, Hippolita, I woo'd thee with my fword, And wonne thy loue, doing thee iniuries : But I will wed thee in another key, With pompe, with triumph, and with reuelling. Enter Egeus and his daughter Hermia, Lyfander, and Demetrius. Ege. Happy be Thefeus, our renowned Duke. Ti&ir.Thanks good j&gras:what's the news with thee ? ' Ege. Full of vexation, come I, with complaint: Againft my childe, my daughter Hermia. Stand forth Dometrius. My Noble Lord, This man hath my confent to marrie her. Stand forth Lyfander. And my gracious Duke, This man hath bewitch'd the bofome of my childe: Thou, thou Lyfander, thou haft giuen her rimes, And interchang'd loue-tokens with my childe : Thou haft by Moone-light at her window lung, With faining voice, verfes of faining loue, And ftolne the imprefiion of her fantafie, With bracelets of thy haire, rings,gawdes, conceits, Knackes, trifles, Nofe-gaies, fweet meats( meflengers Of ftrong preuailment in vnhardned youth) With cunning haft thou filch'd my daughters heart, Turn'd her obedience (which is due to me) To ftubborne harfhnefie. And my gracious Duke, Be it fo flie will not heere before your Grace, Confent to marrie with Demetrius, I beg the ancient priuiledge of Athens $ As flie is mine, I may difpofe of her ; Which ftiall be either to this Gentleman, Or to her death, according to our Law, Immediately prouided in that cafe. The. What fay you Hermia? be aduis'd faire Maide, To you your Father ihould be as a God ; One that compos'd your beauties; yea and one To whom you are but as a forme in waxe By him imprinted : and within his power, To leaue the figure, or disfigure it : Demetrius is a worthy Gentleman. Her. So is Lyfander. The. In himfeife he is. But in this kinde, wanting your fathers voyce. The other mult be held the worthier. Her. I would my father look'd but with my eyes. Tie.Rather your eies muft with his iudgment looke. Her. I do entreat your Grace to pardon me. I know not by what power I am made bold, Nor how it may concerne my modeftie In fuch a prefence heere to pleade my thoughts : But I befeech your Grace, that I may know The worft that may befall me in this cafe, If I refufe to wed Demetrius. The. Either to dye the death, or to abiure For euer the fociety of men. Therefore faire Hermia queftion your defires, Know of your youth, examine well your blood, Whether (if you yeeld not to your fathers choice) You can endure the liuerie of a Nunne, For aye to be in fliady Cloifter mew'd, To liue a barren lifter all your life, Chanting faint hymnes to the cold fruitleffe Moone, Thrice blefled they that matter fo their blood, To vndergo fuch maiden pilgrimage, But earthlier happie is the Rofe diftiPd, Then that which withering on the virgin thorne, Growes, Hues, and dies,in fingle blefiednefTe. N Her. 146 A Midfommer nights Dreame. Her. So will I grow, fo liue, fo die my Lord, Ere I will yeeld my virgin Patent vp Vnto his Lordihip, whofe vnwifhed yoake, My foule confents not to giue foueraignty. The. Take time to paufe, and by the next new Moon The fealing day betwixt my loue and me, For euerlafting bond of fellow/hip : Vpon that day either prepare to dye, For difobedience to your fathers will, Or elfe to wed Demetrius as hee would, Or on Dianaes Altar to proteft For aie, aufterity, and lingle life. T)em. Relent fweet Hermia, and Lyfander, yeelde Thy crazed title to my certaine right. Lyf. You haue her fathers loue, 'Demetrius : Let me haue Hermiaes : do you marry him. Egeus. Scornfull Lyfander, true, he hath my Loue; Aud what is mine, my loue lhall render him. And fhe is mine, and all my right of her, I do eftate vnto Demetrius. Lyf. I am my Lord, as well deriu'd as he, As well poffeft : my loue is more then his : My fortunes euery way as fairely ranck'd (If not with vantage) as ^Demetrius : And (which is more then all thefe boafts can be) I am belou'd of beauteous Hermia. Why fhould not I then profecute my right? "Demetrius, He auouch it to his head, Made loue to Nedars daughter, Helena, And won her foule : and fhe (fweet Ladie)dotes, Deuoutly dotes, dotes in Idolatry, Vpon this fpotted and inconftant man. The. I muft confeffe, that I haue heard fo much, And with Demetrius thought to haue fpoke thereof: But being ouer-full of felfe-affaires, My minde did lofe it. But Demetrius come, And come Sgeus, you fhall go with me, I haue fome priuate fchooling for you both. For you faire Hermia, looke you arme your felfe, To fit your fancies to your Fathers will ; Or elfe the Law of Athens yeelds you vp (Which by no meanes we may extenuate) To death, or to a vow of fingle life. Come my Hippolita, what cheare my loue ? Demetrius and Egeus go along : I muft imploy you in fome bufineffe Againft our nuptiall, and conferre with you Of fomething, neerely that concernes your felues. Ege. With dutie and defire we follow you. Exeunt Manet Lyfander and Hermia. Lyf. How now my louePWhy is your cheek fo pale? How chance the Rofes there do fade fo faft? Her. Belike for want of raine, which I could well Beteeme them, from the tempeft of mine eyes. Lyf. For ought that euer I could reade, Could euer heare by tale or hiftorie, The courfe of true loue neuer did run fmooth, But either it was different in blood. Her. O croffe! too high to be entbral'd to loue. Lyf. Or elfe mifgraffed, in refpeft of yeares. Her. O fpight! too old to be ingag'd to yong. Lyf. Or elfe it ftood vpon the choife of merit. Her. O hell ! to choofe loue by anothers eie. Lyf. Or if there were a fimpathie in choife, Warre, death, or fickneffe, did lay fiege to it; Making it momentarie,as a found: Swift as a fhadow, fhort as any dreame, Briefe as the lightning in the collied night, That (in a fpleene) vnfolds.both heauen and earth ; And ere a man hath power to fay, behold, The iawes of darkneffe do deuoure it vp : So quicke bright things come to confufion. Her. If then true Louers haue beene euer croft, It ftands as an edift in deftinie : Then let vs teach our triall patience, Becaufe it is a cuftomarie croffe, As due to loue, as thoughts, and'dreames, and fighes, Wifhes and teares ; poore Fancies followers. Lyf.A good perfwafion ; therefore heare me Hermia, I haue a Widdow Aunt, a dowager, Of great reuennew, and fhe hath no childe, From Athens is her houfe remou'd feuen leagues, And fhe refpefts me, as her onely fonne : There gentle Hermia, may I marrie thee, And to that place, the fharpe Athenian Law Cannot purfue vs. If thou lou'ft me, then Steale forth thy fathers houfe to morrow night : And in the wood, a league without the towne, (Where I did meete thee once with Helena, To do obferuance for a morne of May) There will I ftay for thee. Her. My good Lyfander, I fweare to thee, by Cupids ftrongeft bow, By his beft arrow with the golden head, By the fimplicitie of Venus Doues, By that which knitteth foules, and profpers loue, And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage Queene, When the falfe Troyan vnder faile was feene, By all the vowes that euer men haue broke, (In number more then euer women fpoke) In that fame place thou haft appointed me, To morrow truly will I meete with thee. Lyf. Keepe promife loue : looke here comes Helena. Enter Helena. Her. God fpeede faire Helena, whither away? Hel. Cal you me faire? that faire againe vnfay, 'Demetrius loues you faire : O happie faire ! Your eyes are loadftarres,and your tongues fweet ayre More tuneable then Larke to fhepheards eare, When wheate is greene, when hauthorne buds appeare, Sickneffe is catching : O were fauor fo, Your words I catch, faire Hermia ere I go, My eare fhould catch your voice, my eye, your eye, My tongue fhould catch your tongues fweet melodie, Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated, The reft He giue to be to you tranflated. O teach me how you looke, and with what art you fway the motion of Demetrius hart. Her. I frowne vpon him, yet he loues me ftill. Hel. O that your frownes would teach my fmiles fuch skil. Her. I giue him curfes, yet he giues me loue. Hel. O that my prayers could fuch affection mooue. Her. The more I hate, the more he followes me. Hel. The more I loue, the more he hateth me. Her. His folly Helena is none of mine. iW.None but your beauty, wold that fault wer mine Her. Take comfort : he no more fhall fee my face, Lyfander and my felfe will flie this place. Before the time I did Lyfander fee, Seem'd Athens like a Paradife to mee. O 146 A Midfommer nights T)reame. 147 then, what graces in my Loue do dwell , That he hath turn'd a heauen into hell. Lyf. Helen, to you our mindes we will vnfold, To morrow night, when Phoebe doth behold Her filuer vifage,in the watry glade, Decking with liquid pearle,the bladed grafie (A time that Louers flights doth ftill conceale) Through Athens gates, haue we deuis'd to fteale. Her. And in the wood, where often you and I, Vpon faint Primrofe beds, were wont to lye, Emptying our bofomes, of their counfell fweld : There my Lyfander, and my felfe mail meete, And thence from Athens turne away our eyes To feeke new friends and ftrange companions, Farwell fweet play-fellow, pray thou for vs, And good lucke grant thee thy Demetrius. Keepe word Lyjander we muft ftarue our fight, From louers foode, till morrow deepe midnight. Exit Hermia. Lyf. I will my Hermia. Helena adieu, As you on him, Demetrius dotes on you. Exit Lyjander. Hele. How happy fome,ore otherfome can be? Through Athens I am thought as faire as Ihe. But what of that ? Tlemetrius thinkes not fo : He will not know, what all, but he doth know, And as hee erres, doting on Hermias eyes ; So I, admiring of his qualities : Things bafe and vilde, holding no quantity, Loue can tranfpofe to forme and dignity, Loue lookes not with the eyes, but with the minde, And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blinde. Nor hath loues minde of any iudgement tafte : Wings and no eyes, figure, vnheedy hafte. And therefore is Loue faid to be a childe, Becaufe in choife he is often beguil'd , As waggifli boyes in game themlelues forfweare ; So the boy Loue is periur'd euery where. For ere Demetrius lookt on Hermias eyne, He hail'd downe oathes that he was onely mine. And when this Haile fome heat from Hermia felt, So he diflblu'd, and fhowres of oathes did melt, 1 will goe tell him of faire Hermias flight : Then to the wood will he, to morrow night Purfue her ; and for his intelligence, If I haue thankes, it is a deere expence : But heerein meane I to enrich my paine, To haue his fight thither, and backe againe. Exit. Enter Quince the Carpenter, Snug the Ioyner , Bottome the Weauer , Flute the belloiues-tnender , Snout the Tinker, and Starueling the Taylor. Quin. Is all our company heere ? 'Bot. You were beft to call them generally, man by man,accoading to the fcrip. Qui. Here is the fcrowle of euery mans name, which is thought fit through all Athens, to play in our Enter- lude before the Duke and the Dutches, on his wedding day at night. Bot. Firft,good Peter Quince,^ what the play treats on : then read the names of the Actors : and fo grow on to a point. Quin. Marry our play is the moft lamentable Come- dy, and moft cruell death of Pyramus and Thisbie. 'Bot. A very good peece of worke I allure you, and a merry. Now good Peter Quince, call forth your Adl:ors by the fcrowle. Matters fpread your felues. Quince. Anfwere as I call you. Nick Bottome the Weauer. Bottome. Ready ; name what part I am for , and proceed. Quince. You Nicke Bottome are fet downe for Py- Bot. What is Pyramus, a louer, or a tyrant ? Quin. A Louer that kills himfelfe moft gallantly for loue. 'Bot. That will aske fome teares in the true perfor- ming of it : if I do it, let the audience looke to their eies : I will mooue ftormes ; I will condole in fome meafure. To the reft yet, my chiefe humour is for a tyrant. I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to teare a Cat in, to make all fplit the raging Rocks; and miuering fliocks ihall break the locks of prifon gates , and Phibbus carre Ihall ihine from farre, and make and marre the foolifh Fates. This was lofty. Now name the reft of the Players. This is Ercles vaine, a tyrants vaine : a louer is more condo- ling. Quin. Francis Flute the Bellowes-mender. Flu. Heere Peter Quince. Quin. You muft take Thisbie on you. Flut. What is Thisbie, a wandring Knight? Quin. It is the Lady that Pyramus muft loue. Flut. Nay faith, let not mee play a woman, I haue a beard comming. Qui. That's all one, you lhall play it in a Maske, and you may fpeake as fmall as you will. 'Bot. And I may hide my face, let me play Thisbie too : He fpeake in a monftrous little voyce ; Thifne, Thifne, ah Pyramus my louer deare, thy Thisbie deare, and Lady deare. Quin. No no, you muft play Pyramus, and Flute, you Thisby. "Bot. Well, proceed. Qu. Robin Starueling the Taylor. Star. Heere Peter Quince. Quince. Robin Starueling , you muft play Thisbies mother ? Tom Snoiut, the Tinker. Sno-wt. Heere Peter Quince. Quin. You, Pyramus father ; my felf, Thisbies father ; Snugge the Ioyner, you the Lyons part : and I hope there is a play fitted. Snug. Haue you the Lions part written ? pray you if be,giue it me, for I am flow of ftudie. Quin. You may doe it extemporie, for it is nothing but roaring. . 'Bot. Let mee play the Lyon too, I will roare that I will doe any mans heart good to heare me. I will roare, that I will make the Duke fay, Let him roare againe, let him roare againe. Quin. If you ihould doe it too terribly, you would fright the Dutchefle and the Ladies, that they would lhrike, and that were enough to hang vs all. All. That would hang vs euery mothers fonne. 'Bottome. I graunt you friends , if that you ihould fright the Ladies out of their Wittes , they would haue no more difcretion but to hang vs : but I will ag- grauate my voyce fo, that I will roare you as gently as any fucking Doue ; I will roare and 'twere any Nightin- gale. Quin. You can play no part but Piramus, for Pira- N 2 mus 148 A Midfom?ner nights T)reame. mus is a fweet-fac'd man, a proper man as one mall fee in a fummers day ; a moft louely Gentleman-like man,ther- fbre you muft needs play Piramiu. ^Bot. Well, I will vndertake it. What beard were I beft to play it in ? Slum. Why, what you will. *Bot. I will difcharge it, in either your ftraw-colour beard, your orange tawnie beard, your purple in graine beard, or your French-crowne colour'd beard, your per- fect yellow. Sluin. Some of your French Crownes haue no haire at all, and then you will play bare-fac'd. But matters here are your parts, and I am to intreat you, requeft you, and defire you, to con them by too morrow night : and meet me in the palace wood, a mile without the Towne, by Moone-light, there we will rehearfe : for if we meete in the Citie, we fhalbe dog'd with company, and our deui- fes knowne. In the meane time, I wil draw a bil of pro- perties, fuch as our play wants. I pray you faile me not. Bottom. We will meete, and there we may rehearfe more obfcenely and couragioufly. Take paines, be per- fect, adieu. S^uin. At the Dukes oake we meete. 'Bot. Enough, hold or cut bow-ftrings. Exeunt zASlus Secundus. Enter a Fairie at one doore , and Robin good- felloiv at another. Rob. How now fpirit, whether wander you ? Fai. Ouer hil, ouer dale, through bum, through briar, Ouer park e, ouer pale, through flood, through fire, I do wander euerie where, fwifter then y Moons fphere ; And I ferue the Fairy Queene, to dew her orbs vpon the The Covvflips tall, her penfioners bee, (green. In their gold coats, fpots you fee, Thofe be Rubies, Fairie fauors, In thofe freckles, liue their fauors, I muft go feeke fome dew drops heere, And hang a pearle in euery cowflips eare. Farewell thou Lob of fpirits, He be gon, Our Queene and all her Elues come heere anon. Rob. The King doth keepe his Reuels here to night, Take heed the Queene come not within his fight, For Oberon is pafsing fell and wrath, Becaufe that me, as her attendant, hath A louely boy ftolne from an Indian King, She neuer had fo fweet a changeling, And iealous Oberon would haue the childe Knight of his traine, to trace the Forrefts wilde. But lhe (perforce) with-holds the loued boy, Crownes him with flowers, and makes him all her ioy. And now they neuer meete in groue, or greene, By fountaine cleere, or fpangled ftar light fheene, But they do fquare, that all their Elues for feare Creepe into Acorne cups and hide them there. Fai. Either I miftake your fhape and making quite, Or elfe you are that flirew'd and knauilh fpirit Cal'd Robin Good-fellow. Are you not hee, That frights the maidens of the Villagree, Skim milke, and fometimes labour in the querne, And bootlefle make the breathleffe hufwife cherne, And fometime make the drinke to beare no barme, Mifleade night-wanderers, laughing at their harme, Thofe that Hobgoblin call you, and fweet Pucke, You do their worke, and they fliall haue good lucke. Are not you he ? Rob. Thou fpeak'ft aright ; I am that merrie wanderer of the night : I ieft to Oberon, and make him fmile, When I a fat and beane-fed horfe beguile, Neighing in likeneffe of a filly foale, j And fometime lurke I in a Goffips bole, j In very likeneffe of a roafted crab : j And when me drinkes, againft her lips I bob, i And on her withered dewlop poure the Ale. j The wifeft Aunt telling the faddeft tale, Sometime for three-foot ftoole, miftaketh me, 1 Then flip I from her bum, downe topples me, And tailour cries, and fals into a coflfe. I And then the whole quire hold their hips, and loffe, I And waxen in their mirth, and neeze, and fweare, I A merrier houre was neuer wafted there. But roome Fairy, heere comes Oberon. Fair. And heere my Miftris: Would that he were gone. Enter the King of Fairies at one doore tvith his traine, and the S^ueene at another "with hers. Ob. Ill met by Moone-light, Proud Tytania. £}u. What, iealous Oberon} Fairy skip hence. I haue forfworne his bed and companie. Ob. Tarrie rafli Wanton ; am not I thy Lord ? %u. Then I muft be thy Lady : but I know When thou waft ftolne away from Fairy Land, And in the ftiape of Corin, fate all day, Playing on pipes of Corne, and verfing loue To amorous Phillida. Why art thou heere Come from the fartheft fteepe of India} But that forfooth the bouncing Amazon Your buskin'd Miftreffe, and your Warrior loue, To Thefeus muft be Wedded ; and you come, To giue their bed ioy and profperitie. Ob. How canft thou thus for fhame Tytania, Glance at my credite, with Hippolita ? Knowing I know thy loue to Thejetu} Didft thou not leade him through the glimmering night From Peregenia, whom he rauilhed ? And make him with faire Eagles breake his faith With Ariadne, and Atiopa ? £>ue. Thefe are the forgeries of iealoufie, And neuer fmce the middle Summers fpring Met we on hil, in dale, forreft, or mead, By paued fountaine, or by ruihie brooke, I Or in the beached margent of the fea, To dance our ringlets to the whittling Winde, But with thy braules thou haft difturb'd our fport. Therefore the Wind es, piping to vs in vaine, As in reuenge, haue fuck'd vp from the fea Contagious fogges : Which falling in the Land, Hath euerie petty Riuer made fo proud, i That they haue ouer- borne their Continents. i The Oxe hath therefore ftretch'd his yoake in vaine, I The Ploughman loft his fweat,and the greene Corne Hath rotted, ere his youth attain'd a beard : 1 The fold ftands empty in the drowned field, I And Crowes are fatted with the murrion flocke, A Midfojnmer nights T>reame. 149 The nine mens Morris is fild vp with mud, And the queint Mazes in the wanton greene , For lacke of tread are vndiftinguifhable. The humane mortals want their winter heere, No night is now with hymne or caroll bleft ; Therefore the Moone f the gouerneffe of floods) Pale in her anger, walhes all the aire ; That Rheumaticke difeafes doe abound. And through this diftemperature, we fee The feafons alter ; hoared headed frofts Fall in the frefh lap of the crimfon Rofe , And on old Hyems chinne and Icie crowne, An odorous Chaplet of fweet Sommer buds Is as in mockry fet. The Spring, the Sommer, The childing Autumne, angry Winter change Their wonted Liueries,and the mazed world , By their increafe, now knowes not which is which j And this fame progeny of euills, Comes from our debate, from our difTention, We are their parents and originall. Ober. Do you amend it then, it lies in you, Why fhould Titania crofTe her Oberon ? I do but beg a little changeling boy, To be my Henchman. £>u. Set your heart at reft, The Fairy land buyes not the childe of me, His mother was a Votrefle of my Order, And in,, the fpiced Indian aire, by night Full often hath fhe goffipt by my fide, And fat with me on Nep tunes yellow fands, Marking th'embarked traders on the flood, When we haue laught to fee the failes conceiue, And grow big bellied with the wanton winde : Which fhe with pretty and with fwimming gate, Following (her wombe then rich with my yong fquire) Would imitate, and faile vpon the Land, To fetch me trifles, and returne againe , As from a voyage, rich with merchandize. But fhe being mortall, of that boy did die, And for her fake I doe reare vp her boy, And for her fake I will not part with him. Ob. How long within this wood intend you ftay ? £}u. Perchance till after Thefeus wedding day. If you will patiently dance in our Round, And fee our Moone-light reuels, goe with vs ; If not, fhun me and I will fpare your haunts. Ob. Giue me that boy, and I will goe with thee. £>u. Not for thy Fairy Kingdome. Fairies away : We (hall chide downe right, if I longer ftay. Exeunt. Ob. Wei, go thy way: thou fhalt not from this groue, Till I torment thee for this iniury. My gentle Pucke come hither ; thou remembreft Since once I fat vpon a promontory, And heard a Meare-maide on a Dolphins backe, Vttering fuch dulcet and harmonious breath, That the rude fea grew ciuill at her fong, And certaine ftarres fhot madly from their Spheares, To heare the Sea-maids muficke. Puc. I remember. Ob. That very time I fay ( but thou couldft notj Flying betweene the cold Moone and the earth, Cupid all arnvd ; a certaine aime he tooke At a faire Veftall, throned by the Weft, And loos'd his loue-fhaft fmartly from his bow, As it fhould pierce a hundred thoufand hearts, But I might fee young Cupids fiery fhaft Quencht in the chafte beames of the watry Moone ; And the imperiall Votreffe palled on, In maiden meditation, fancy free. Yet markt I where the bolt of Cupid fell. It fell vpon a little wefterne flower ; Before, milke-white ; now purple with loues wound, And maidens call it, Loue in idlenefle. Fetch me that flower; the hearb I fhew'd thee once, The iuyce of it, on fleeping eye-lids laid, Will make or man or woman madly dote Vpon the next liue creature that it fees. Fetch me this hearbe, and be thou heere againe, Ere the Leuiathan can fwim a league. Pucke. He put a girdle about the earth , in forty mi- nutes. Ober. Hauing once this iuyce , He watch Titania,when fhe is afleepe, And drop the liquor of it in her eyes ; The next thing when fhe waking lookes vpon , (Be it on Lyon,Beare,or Wolfe, or Bull, On medling Monkey, or on bufie Ape) Shee fhall purfue it, with the foule of loue. And ere I take this charme oft" from her fight , (As I can take it with another hearbe J lie make her render vp her Page to me. But who comes heere? I am inuifible, And I will ouer-heare their conference. Enter T>emetrius, Helena following bim. Tteme. I loue thee not, therefore purfue me not, Where is Lyfander, and faire Hermia ? The one He ftay, the other ftayeth me. Thou toldft me they were ftolne into this wood ; And heere am I, and wood within this wood, Becaufe I cannot meet my Hermia. Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more. Hel. You draw me, you hard-hearted Adamant, But yet you draw not Iron, for my heart Is true as fteele. Leaue you your power to draw, And I fhall haue no power to follow you. T>eme. Do I entice you ? do I fpeake you faire ? Or rather doe I not in plaineft truth, Tell you I doe not, nor I cannot loue you ? Hel. And euen for that doe I loue thee the more ; I am your fpaniell, and Demetriui , The more you beat me, I will fawne on you. Vfe me but as your fpaniell ; fpurne me, ftrike me, Neglect me,lofe me ; onely giue me leaue (Vn worthy as I am) to follow you. What worfer place can I beg in your loue, (And yet a place of high refpect with me) Then to be vfed as you doe your dogge. Dem. Tempt not too much the hatred of -my fpirit, For I am ficke when I do looke on thee. Hel. And I am ficke when I looke not on you. T>em. You doe impeach your modefty too much, To leaue the Citty, and commit your felfe Into the hands of one that loues you not, To truft the opportunity of night, And the ill counfell of a defert place, With the rich worth of your virginity. Hel. Your vertue is my priuiledge : for that It is not night when I doe fee your face. Therefore I thinke I am not in the night, Nor doth this wood lacke worlds of company , N s For ISO A Midfommer nights Dfeame. *or you in my refpecT: are nil the world. Then how can it be faid I am alone , When all the world is heere to looke on me ? T>em. He run from thee, and hide me in the brakes, And leaue thee to the mercy of wilde beafts. Hel. The wildeft hath not fuch a heart as you ; Runne when you will, the ftory mall be chang'd : Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chafe ; The Doue purfues the Griffin, the milde Hinde Makes fpeed to catch the Tyger. Bootleffe fpeede, When cowardife purfues, and valour flies. Demet. I will not ftay thy queftions, let me go; Or if thou follow me, doe not beleeue, But I /hall doe thee mifchiefe in the wood. Hel. I, in the Temple, in the Towne, and Field You doe me mifchiefe. Fye Demetrius, Your wrongs doe fet a fcandall on my fexe : We cannot fight for loue, as men may doe ; We mould be woo'd, and were not made to wooe. I follow thee, and make a heauen of hell, To die vpon the hand I loue fo well. Exit. Ob. Fare thee well Nymph, ere he do leaue this groue, Thou malt flie him, and he mall feeke thy loue. Haft thou the flower there? Welcome wanderer. Enter Pucke. Puck. I, there it is. Ob. I pray thee giue it me. I know a banke where the wilde time blowes, Where Oxflips and the nodding Violet growes, Quite ouer-cannoped with lufcious woodbine, With fweet muske rofes, and with Eglantine ; There fleepes Tytania, fometime of the night, Lul'd in thefe flowers, with dances and deiight : And there the fnake throwes her enammel'd skinne, Weed wide enough to rap a Fairy in. And with the iuyce of this lie ftreake her eyes , And make her full of hatefull fantafies. Take thou fome of it, and feek through this groue ; A fweet ^Athenian Lady is in loue With a difdainefull youth : annoint his eyes, But doe it when the next thing he efpies, May be the Lady. Thou fhalt know the man, By the Athenian garments he hath on. Effect it with fome care, that he may proue More fond on her, then fhe vpon her loue ; And looke thou meet me ere the firft Cocke crow. Pu. Feare not my Lord, your feruant mail do fo. Exit. Enter S^ueene of Fairies, -with her traine. SJueen. Come, now a Roundell,and a Fairy fong ; Then for the third part of a minute hence, Some to kill Cankers in the muske rofe buds, Some warre with Reremife, for their leathern wings, To make my fmall Elues coates,and fome keepe backe The clamorous Owle that nightly hoots and wonders At our queint fpirits : Sing me now afieepe, Then to your offices, and let me reft. Fairies Sing. Tou fpotted Snakes tuith double tongue, Thorny Hedgehogges be not feene, Newts and blinde ivormes do no wrong, Come not neere our Fairy Slueene. Philomele with melodic, Sing in your fweet Lullaby, Lulla, iulla, lullaby, lulla, lulla, lullaby , Neuer harme ,nor Jpell,nor charme, Qome our louely Lady nye, So good night with Lullaby. 2. Fairy. M'eauing Spiders come not heere, Hence you long legd Spinners, hence: Beetles blacke approach not neere ; Worme nor Snayle doe no offence. Philomele with melody, &c. I . Fairy. Hence away, now all is well ; One aloofe,ftancl Centinell. Shee fleepes. Enter Oberon. Ober. What thou feeft when thou doft wake, Doe it for thy true Loue take : Loue and languifh for his fake. Be it Ounce, or Catte, or Beare, Pard, or Boare with briftled haire, In thy eye that mail appeare, When thou wak'ft, it is thy deare, Wake when fome vile thing is neere. Enter Lifandcr and Hermia. Lif. Faire loue, you faint with wandring in y woods, And to fpeake troth I haue forgot our way : Wee'll reft vs Hermia, if you thinke it good , ^ And tarry for the comfort of the day. Her. Be it fo Lyjander ; finde you out a bed, For I vpon this banke will reft my head. Lyf. One turfe ftiall ferue as pillow for vs both, One heart, one bed, two bofomes,and one troth. Her. Nay good Lyjander, for my fake my deere Lie further off yet, doe not lie fo neere. Lyf. O take the fence fweet, of my innocence, Loue takes the meaning, in loues conference, I meane that my heart vnto yours is knit, So that but one heart can you make of it. Two bofomes interchanged with an oath , So then two bofomes, and a fingle troth. Then by your fide, no bed-roome me deny, For lying fo, Hermia, I doe not lye. Her. Lyjander riddles very prettily ; Now much beftirew my manners and my pride, If Hermia meant to fay, Lyjander lied. But gentle friend, for loue and courtefie Lie further off, in humane modefty, Such feparation, as may well be faid, Becomes a vertuous batchelour, and a maide, So farre be diftant, and good night fweet friend ; Thy loue nere alter, till thy fweet life end. Lyf. Amen, amen, to that faire prayer, fay I, And then end life, when I end loyalty : Heere is my bed, fieepe giue thee all his reft. Her. With halfe that wiih,the wifhers eyes be preft. Enter Pucke. They fieepe. Puck. Through the Forreft haue I gone, But Athenian finde I none , One whofe eyes I might approue This flowers force in ftirring loue. Night and filence : who is heere? Weedes of Athens he doth weare : This is he (my mafter faid) Deipifed the Athenian maide : And heere the maiden fleeping found, On AMidfomer nights Dreame. I5i On the danke and durty ground. Pretty foule,fhe durft not lye Neere this lacke-loue, this kill-curtefie. Churle, vpon thy eyes I throw All the power this charme doth owe : When thou wak'ft,let loue forbid Sleepe his feate on thy eye-lid. So awake when I am gone : For I muft now to Oberon. Enter Demetrius t Heli ena running. Hel. Stay, though thou kill me,fweete Demetrius. De. I charge thee hence, and do not haunt me thus. Hel. O wilt thou darkling leaue me? do not fo. De. Stay on thy perill, I alone will goe. Exit Demetrius. Hel. O I am out of breath, in this fond chace, The more my prayer, the lefler is my grace, Happy is Hermia, wherefoere fhe lies ; For fhe hath bleffed and attractiue eyes. How came her eyes fo bright? Not with fait teares. If fo, my eyes are oftner wafht then hers. No, no, I am as vgly as a Beare ; For beafts that meete me, runne away for feare, Therefore no maruaile, though 'Demetrius Doe as a monfter, flie my prefence thus. What wicked and diffembling glaffe of mine, Made me compare with Hermias fphery eyne ? But who is here ? Lyfander on the ground ; Deade or afleepe? I fee no bloud, no wound, Lyfander, if you liue, good fir awake. Lyf. And run through fire I will for thy fweet fake. Tranfparent Helena, nature her fhewes art, That through thy bofome makes me fee thy heart. Where is Demetrius ? oh how fit a word Is that vile name, to periih on my fword ! Hel. Do not fay fo Lyfander, fay not fo : What though he loue your Hermia? Lord, what though? Yet Hermia ftill loues you ; then be content. Lyf. Content with Hermia ? No, I do repent The tedious minutes I with her haue fpent. Not Hermia, but Helena now I loue ; Who will not change a Rauen for a Doue ? The will of man is by his reafon fway'd : And reafon faies you are the worthier Maide. Things growing are not ripe vntill their feafon ; So I being yong, till now ripe not to reafon, And touching now the point of humane skill, Reafon becomes the Marfhall to my will, And leades me to your eyes, where I orelooke " Loues ftories, written in Loues richeft booke. Hel. Wherefore was I to this keene mockery borne? When at your hands did I deferue this fcorne ? Ift not enough, ift not enough, yong man, That I did neuer, no nor neuer can, Deferue a fweete looke from Demetrius eye, But you muft flout my insufficiency ? Good troth you do me wrong(good-footh you do) In fuch difdainfull manner, me to wooe. But fare you well ; perforce I muft confeffe, I thought you Lord of more true gentleneffe. Oh, that a Lady of one man refus'd, Should of another therefore be abus'd. Exit. Lyf. She fees not Hermia : Hermia fleepe thou there, And neuer maift thou come Lyfander neere ; For as a furfeit of the fweeteft things The deepeft loathing to the ftomacke brings : Or as the herefies that men do leaue, Are hated moft of thofe that did deceiue : So thou, my furfeit, and my herefie, Of all be hated; but the moft of me ; And all my powers addrefle your loue and might, To honour Helen, and to be her Knight. Exit. Her. Helpe me Lyfander, he\pe me ; do thy beft To plucke this crawling ferpent from my breft. Aye me, for pitty; what a dreame was here ? Lyfander looke, how I do quake with feare : Me-thought a ferpent eate my heart away, And yet fat fmiling at his cruell prey. Lyfander, what remoou'd ? Lyfander, Lord, What, out of hearing, gone? No found, no word ? Alacke where are you ? fpeake and if you heare : Speake of all loues ; I found almoft with feare. No, then I well perceiue you are not nye, Either death or you He finde immediately. Exit. A5ius fortius. Enter the Cloivnes. Bot. Are we all met ? Slum. Pat, pat, and here's a maruailous conuenient place for our rehearfall. This greene plot fhall be our ftage,this hauthorne brake our tyring houfe,and we will do it in ac£Hon,as we will do it before the Duke. "Hot. Peter quince ? Peter. What faift thou, bully Bottomed Bot. There are things in this Comedy of Piramus and Thisby, that will neuer pleafe. Firft, Piramus muft draw a fword to kill himfelfe ; which the Ladies cannot abide. How anfwere you that ? Snout. Berlaken,a parlous feare. Star. I beleeue we muft leaue the killing out, when all is done. Bot. Not a whit, I haue a deuice to make all well. Write me a Prologue, and let the Prologue feeme to fay, we will do no harme with our fwords, and that Pyramus is not kill'd indeede : and for the more better affurance, tell them, that I Piramus am not Piramus, but Bottome the Weauer; this will put them out of feare. &luin. Well, we will haue fuch a Prologue, and it fhall be written in eight and fixe. Bot. No, make it two more, let it be written in eight and eight. Snout. Will not the Ladies be afear'd of the Lyon ? Star. I feare it, I promife you. -Bof.Mafters, you ought to confider with your felues,to bring in(God fhield vs)a Lyon among Ladies,is a moft dreadfull thing. For there is not a more fearefull wilde foule then your Lyon liuing : and wee ought to looke to it. Snout. Therefore another Prologue muft tell he is not a Lyon. 'Bot. Nay, you muft name his name, and halfe his face muft be feene through the Lyons necke, and he himfelfe muft fpeake through, faying thus, or to the fame defect ; Ladies, or faire Ladies, I would wifh you, or I would t requeft 5 2 A Midfomer nights Dreame. requeft you, or I would entreat you, not to feare, not to tremble: my life for yours. If you thinke I come hither as a Lyon, it were pitty of my life. No, I am no fuch thing, I am a man as other men are ; and there indeed let him name his name, and tell him plainly hee is Snug the ioyner. Slum. Well, it mall be fo ; but there is two hard things, that is, to bring the Moone-light into a cham- ber: for you know, Piramui and Thisby meete by Moone- light. Sn. Doth the Moone mine that night wee play our play? 'Bot. A Calender, a Calender, looke in the Almanack, finde out Moone-flvine, finde out Moone-ftiine. Enter Pucke. <%uin. Yes, it doth mine that night. "Bot. Why then may you leaue a cafement of the great chamber window (where we play) open,and the Moone may mine in at the cafement. Simn. I, or elfe one muft come in with a bum of thorns and a lanthorne,and fay he comes to disfigure, or to pre- fent the perfon of Moone-fliine. Then there is another thing, we muft haue a wall in the great Chamber;for Pi- ramm and Thisby (faies the ftoryj did talke through the chinke of a wall. Sn. You can neuer bring in a wall. What fay you 'Bottome ? Bot. Some man or other muft prefent wall, and let him haue fome Plafter, or fome Lome, or fome rough caft about him, to fignifie wall ; or let him hold his fin- gers thus ; and through that cranny, mail Piramui and Thisby whifper. Sluln. If that may be, then all is well. Come, fit downe euery mothers fonne, and rehearfe your *parts. Piramui, you begin; when you haue fpoken your fpeech, enter into that Brake, and fo euery one according to his cue. Enter Robin. Rob. What hempen home-fpuns haue we fwagge- ring here, So neere the Cradle of the Faierie Queene ? What, a Play toward ? He be an auditor, An Aftor too perhaps, if I fee caufe. Slum. Speake Piramui : Thisby ftand forth. Fir. Tbuby,the flowers of odious fauors fweete. Sluin. Odours, odours. Pir. Odours fauors fweete, So hath thy breath, my deareft Thisby deare. But harke, a voyce : ftay thou but here a while, And by and by I will to thee appeare. Exit. Pir. Puck. A ftranger Piramui, then ere plaid here. Thif. Muft I fpeake now ? Pet. I marry muft you. For you muft vnderftand he goes but to fee a noyfe that he heard, and is to come a- gaine. Thyf. Moft radiant Piramui, molt Lilly white of hue, Of colour like the red rofe on triumphant bryer, Moft brisky Iuuenall,and eke moft louely lew, As true as trueft horfe,that yet would neuer tyre, lie meete thee Piramui, at Ninnies toombe. Pet. Ninui toombe man: why, you muft not fpeake that yet ; that you anfwere to Piramui : you fpeake all your part at once, cues and all. Piramui enter, your cue is paft ; it is neuer tyre. Thyf. 0,as true as trueft horfe,that yet would neuer tyre: Pir. If I were fa ire, Thisby I were onely thine. Pet. O monftrous. O ftrange. We are hanted; pray mafters, flye mafters, helpe. The Clownes all Exit. Pui. He follow you, lie leade you about a Round, Through bogge, through bufh, through brake, through Sometime a horfe He be,fometime a hound : (bryer, A hogge,a headlefTe beare, fometime a fire, And neigh, and barke,and grunt,and rore,and burne, Like horfe, hound, hog, beare, fire, at euery turne. Exit. Enter Piramui with the AJJe head. 'Bot. Why do they run away ? This is a knauery of them to make me afeard. Enter Snoivt. Sn. O 'Bottom, thou art chang'd ; What doe I fee on thee ? 'Bot. What do you fee? You fee an Affe-head of your owne, do you ? Enter Peter S\uince. Pet. Blefle thee 'Bottome, blefle thee; thou art tranfla- ted. Exit. 'Bot. I fee their knauery; this is to make an afie of me, to fright me if they could ; but I will not ftirre from this place,do what they can. I will walke vp and downe here, and I will fing that they (hall heare I am not a- fraid. The Woofell cocke, fo blacke of hew, With Orenge-tawny bill. The Throftle,with his note fo true, The Wren and little quill. Tyta. What Angell wakes me from my flowry bed ? 'Bot. The Finch, the Sparrow, and the Larke, The plainfong Cuckow gray; Whofe note foil many a man doth marke, And dares not anfwere, nay. For indeede,who would fet his wit to fo foolim a bird? Who would giue a bird the lye, though he cry Cuckow, neuer fo ? Tyta. I pray thee gentle mortall, fing againe, Mine eare is much enamored of thy note; On the firft view to fay, to fweare I loue thee. So is mine eye enthralled to thy mape, And thy faire vertues force (perforce,) doth moue me. 'Bot. Me-thinkes miftrefle , you mould haue little reafon for that : and yet to fay the truth, reafon and loue keepe little company together , now-adayes. The more the pittie, that fome honeft neighbours will not make them friends. Nay, I can gleeke vpon occa- fion. Tyta. Thou art as wife, as thou art beautifull. Bot. Not fo neither : but if I had wit enough to get out of this wood, I haue enough to ferue mine owne turne. Tyta. Out of this wood, do not defire to goe, Thou ihalt remaine here, whether thou wilt or no. I am a fpirit of no common rate: The Summer ftill doth tend vpon my ftate, And I doe loue thee ; therefore goe with me, He giue thee Fairies to attend on thee; And they fliall fetch thee Iewels from the deepe, And fing, while thou on prefied flowers doft fleepe : And I will purge thy mortall groflenefle fo, That thou (halt like an airie fpirit go. Enter Peafe-bloJJbme, Cobiveb, Moth, Mujlard- Jeede, and f owe Fairies. Fai. Ready; and I, and I, and I, Where mail we go? Tita. Be A Midfommer nights "Dreame. Tita. Be kinde and curteous to this Gentleman, Hop in his walkes.and gambole in his eies, Feede him with Apricocks, and Dewberries, With purple Grapes,greene Figs, and Mulberries, The honie-bags fteale from the humble Bees, And tor night-tapers crop their waxen thighes, And light them at the fierie-Glow-wormes eyes, To haue my loue to bed, and to arife : And plucke the wings from painted Butterflies, To fan the Moone-beames from his fleeping eies . Nod to him Elues, and doe him curtefies. l.Fai. Haile mortall, haile. z.Fai. Haile. ■±.Fai. Haile. Bot. I cry your worships mercy hartily ; I befeech your worfhips name. Cob. Cobweb. 'Bot. I fliall defire you of more acquaintance, good Mafter Cobweb : if I cut my finger, I fliall make bold with you. Your name honeft Gentleman ? Peaf. Peafe blofome. 'Bot. I pray you commend mee to miftrefTe Squajh , your mother, and to mafter Peajcod your father. Good mafter Peafe-blojfome, I flial defire of you more acquain- tance to. Your name I befeech you fir i Muf tMuftard-feede. Peaf. Peafe-blojome. Bot. Good mafter Muftard feede, I know your pati- ence well : that fame cowardly gyant-like Oxe-beefe hath deuoured many a gentleman or your houfe. I pro- mife you, your kindred hath made my eyes water ere now. I defire you more acquaintance, good Mafter Muftard-feede. Tita. Come waite vpon him, lead him to my bower. The Moone me-thinks,lookes with a watrie eie, And when fhe weepes, weepe euerie little flower, Lamenting fome enforced chaftitie. Tye vp my louers tongue, bring him filently. Exit. Enter King of Pharies,folui. Ob. I wonder if Titania be awak't; Then what it was that next came in her eye, Which fhe muft dote on, in extremitie. Enter Pucke. Here comes my mefTenger : how now mad fpirit, What night-rule now about this gaunted groue? Puck. My Miftris with a monfter is in loue, Neere to her clofe and confecrated bower, While fhe was in her dull and fleeping hower, A crew of patches, rude Mcehanicals, That worke for bread vpon Athenian ftals, Were met together to rehearfe a Play, Intended for great Thefeui nuptiall day : The fiialloweft thick-skin of that barren fort, Who Piramus prefented,in their fport, Forfooke his Scene, and entred in a brake, When I did him at this aduantage take, An AfTes nole I fixed on his head. Anon his ThUbie muft be anfwered, And forth my Mimmick comes : when they him fpie, As Wilde-geefe,that the creeping Fowler eye, Or ruffed-pated choughes,many in fort (Rifing and cawing at the guns report) Seuer themfelues,and madly fweepe the skye : So at his fight, away his fellowes flye, And at our ftampe, here ore and ore one fals; He murther cries, and helpe from Athens cals. Their fenfe thus weake, loft with their fears thus ftrong, Made fenfelefle things begin lo do them wrong. For briars and thornes at their apparell fnatch, Some fleeuesjfome hats, from yeelders all things catch, I led them on in this diftrafted feare, And left fweete Piramus tranfhted there : When in that moment(fo it came to pafle) Tytania waked, and ftraightway lou'd an AfTe. Ob. This fals out better then I could deuife : But haft thou yet lacht the Athenians eyes, With the loue iuyce,as I did bid thee doe? Rob. I tooke him fleeping (that is finifht to) And the Athenian woman by his fide, That when he wak't, of force fhe muft be eyde. Enter Demetrius and Hermia. Ob. Stand clofe, this is the fame Athenian. Rob. This is the woman, but not this the man. Dem. O why rebuke you him that loues you fo? Lay breath fo bitter on your bitter foe. Her. Now I but chide, but I fhould vfe thee worfe. For thou (I feare) haft giuen me caufe to curfe, If thou haft flaine Lyfander in his fleepe, Being ore fhooes in bloud, plunge in the deepe, and kill me too : The Sunne was not fo true vnto the day, As he to me. Would he haue ftollen away, From fleeping Hermia} He beleeue as foone This whole earth may be bord,and that the Moone May through the Center creepe,and fo difpleafe Her brothers noonetide, with th' Antipodes. It cannot be but thou haft murdred him, So fhould a mutrherer looke,fo dead,fo grim. Dem. So fhould the murderer looke,and fo fhould I, Pierft through the heart with your ftearne cruelty: Yet you the murderer looks as bright as cleare, As yonder Venus in her glimmering fpheare. Her. What's this to my Lyfander ? where is he ? Ah good Demetrius, wilt thou giue him me ? Dem. I'de rather giue his carkaffe to my hounds. Her.Out dog, out cur, thou driu'ft me paft the bounds Of maidens patience. Haft thou flaine him then? Henceforth be neuer numbred among men. Oh, once tell true, euen for my fake, Durft thou a lookt vpon him, being awake ? And haft thou kill'd him fleeping? O braue tutch : Could not a worme,an Adder do fo much ? An Adder did it : for with doubler tongue Then thine(thou ferpent) neuer Adder ftung. Dem. You fpend your paffion on a mifpri'sd mood, I am not guiltie of Lyfanders blood : Nor is he dead for ought that I can tell. Her. I pray thee tell me then that he is well. Dem. And if I could, what fhould I get therefore? Her. A priuiledge, neuer to fee me more ; And from thy hated prefence part I: fee me no more Whether he be dead or no. Exit. T)em. There is no following her in this fierce vaine, Here therefore for a while I will remaine. So forrowes heauinefTe doth heauier grow: For debt that bankrout flip doth forrow owe, V/hich now in fome flight meafure it will pay, 154 A Midfommer nights Dreame. If for his tender here I make fome ftay. Lie doivne. Ob. What haft thou done?Thou haft miftaken quite And laid the loue iuyce on fome true loues fight: Of thy mi(prifion,muft perforce enfue Some true loue turn'd,and not a falfe turn'd true. Rob. Then fate ore-rules, that one man holding troth, A million faile, confounding oath on oath. Ob. About the wood,goe fwifter then the winde, And Helena of Athens looke thou finde. All fancy ficke Ihe is, and pale of cheere, With fighes of loue, that cofts the frefh bloud deare. By fome illufion fee thou bring her heere , lie charme his eyes againft fhe doth appeare. Robin. I go, I go, looke how I goe, Swifter then arrow from the Tartars bowe. Exit. Ob. Flower of this purpie die , Hit with Cupids archery, Sinke in apple of his eye, When his loue he doth efpie, Let her fhine as glorioufly As the Venus of the sky. When thou wak'ft if fhe be by, Beg of her for remedy. Enter Pucke. Puck. Captaine of our Fairy band, Helena is heere at hand, And the youth, miftooke by me, Pleading for a Louers fee. Shall we their fond Pageant fee? Lord, what fooles thefe mortals be ! Ob. Stand afide: the noyfe they make, Will caufe 'Demetrius to awake. Puck. Then will two at once wooe one, That muft needs be fport alone : And thofe things doe beft pleafe me , That befall prepofteroufly. Enter Lyfander and Helena. Lyf. Why fhould you think y I mould wooe in fcorn ? Scorne and derifion neuer comes in teares: Looke when I vow I weepe ; and vowes fo borne, In their natiuity all truth appeares. How can thefe things in me,feeme fcorne to you ? Bearing the badge of faith to proue them true. Hel. You doe aduance your cunning more & more, When truth kils truth, O diuelifh holy fray! Thefe vowes are Hermias. Will you giue her ore ? Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh. Your vowes to her, and me, (put in two fcalesj Will euen weigh, and both as light as tales. Lyf. I had no iudgement, when to her I fwore. Hel. Nor none in my minde,now you giue her ore. Lyf. Demetrius loues her, and he loues not you. Aiva. T>em. O i&/t'», goddeffejnimph, perfect, diuine, To what my, loue, mall I compare thine eyne ! Chrifbll is muddy, O how ripe in fhow, Thy lips, thofe killing cherries, tempting grow! That pure congealed white, high 'Taurus inow, Fan'd with the Eafterne winde, turnes to a crow, When thou holdft vp thy hand. O let me kiffe This Princeffe of pure white, this feale of bliffe. Hell. O fpight / O hell ! I fee you are all bent To fet againft me, for your merriment : If you were ciuill, and knew curtefie, You would not doe me thus much iniury. Can you not hate me, as I know you doe, But you muft ioyne in foules to mocke me to ? If you are men, as men you are in mow, You would not vfe a gentle Lady fo j To vow, and fweare, and fuperpraife my parts, When I am fure you hate me with your hearts. You' both are Riuals,and loue Hermia ; And now both Riuals to mocke Helena. A trim exploit, a manly enterprize, To coniure teares vp in a poore maids eyes, With your derifion ; none of noble fort, Would fo offend a Virgin, and extort. A poore foules patience, all to make you fport. Lyf a. You are vnkind Derne trius; be not fo, For you loue Hermia ; this you know I know ; And here with all good will, with all my heart, In Hermias loue I yeeld you vp my part; And yours of Helena, to me bequeath, Whom I do loue, and will do to my death. /frANeuer did mockers waft more idle breth. Dem. Lyfander, keep thy Hermia,l will none: If ere I lou'd her, all that ioue is gone. My heart to her, but as gueft-wife foiourn'd, And now to Helen it is home return'd, There to remaine. Lyf. It is not lb. .De.Difparage not the faith thou doft not know, Left to thy perill thou abide it deare. Looke where thy Loue comes,yonder is thy deare. Enter Hermia. Her. Dark night, that from the eye his function takes, The eare more quicke of apprehenfion makes , Wherein it doth impaire the feeing fenfe , Ir paies the hearing double recompence. Thou art not by mine eye, Lyfander found, Mine eare (I thanke it) brought me to that found. But why vnkindly didft thou leaue me fo ? (to go? Lyfan. Why fhould hee ftay whom Loue doth preffe Her. What loue could preffe Lyfander from my fide? Lyf. Lyfander!, loue (that would not let him bide) Faire Helena ; who more engilds the night, Then all yon fierie oes, and eies of light. Why feek'ft thou me? Could not this make thee know, The hate I bare thee, made me leaue thee fo ? Her. You fpeake not as you thinke; it cannot be. Hel. Loe, Ihe is one of this confederacy, Now I perceiue they haue conioyn'd all three, To falhion this falfe fport in fpight of me. Iniurious Hermia, moft vngratefull maid , Haue you confpir'd, haue you with thefe contriu'd To baite me, with this foule derifion ? Is all the counfell that we two haue Ihar'd, The filters vowes, the houres that we haue fpent, When wee haue chid the hafty footed time, For parting vs ; O, is all forgot? All fchooleJaies friendfhip. child-hood innocence? We Hermia, like two Artificiall gods, Haue with our needles, created both one flower, Both on one fampler, fitting on one cufhion, Both warbling of one fong,both in one key; As if our hands, our fides, voices, and mindes Had beene incorporate. So we grew together, Like to a double cherry, feeming parted, But yet a vnion in partition, Two A Midfommer nights IDreame. *55 Two louely berries molded on one item, So with two feeming bodies, but one heart, Two of the firft life coats in Heraldry, Due but to one and crowned with one creft. And will you rent our ancient loue afunder, To ioyne with men in fcorning your poore friend ? It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly. Our fexe as well as I, may chide you for it, Though I alone doe feele the iniurie. Her. I am amazed at your paffionate words, I fcorne you not ; It feemes that you fcorne me. Hel. Haue you not fet Lyfander, as in fcorne To follow me, and praife my eies and face ? And made your other loue, Demetrius (Who euen but now did fpurne me with his foote) To call me goddelTe,nimph,diuine,and rare, Precious, celefti a 11 ? Wherefore fpeakes he this To her he hates ? And wherefore doth Lyfander Denie your loue(fo rich within his foule) And tender me (forfoothj affection, But by your fetting on, by your confent ? What though I be not fo in grace as you, So hung vpon with loue,fo fortunate? (But miferable moft, to loue vnlou'd) This you ihould pittie, rather then defpife. Her. I vnderftand not what you meane by this. Hel. I,doe, perfeuer, counterfeit fad lookes, Make mouthes vpon me when I turne my backe, Winke each at other, hold the fweete ieft vp : This fport well carried, mail be chronicled. If you haue any pittie, grace, or manners,, You would not make me fuch an argument: But fare ye well, 'tis partly mine owne fault, Which death or abfence foone fhall remedie. Lyf. Stay gentle Helena ,heare my excufe, My loue, my life, my foule, faire Helena. Hel. O excellent! Her. Sweete, do not fcorne her fo. Dem. If me cannot entreate, I can compell. Lyf. Thou canft compell, no more then ihe entreate. Thy threats haue no more ftrength then her weak praife. Helen,l loue thee, by my life I doe ; I fweare by that which I will lofe for thee, To proue him falfe, that faies I loue thee not. Dem. I fay, I loue thee more then he can do. Lyf. If thou fay fo,with-draw and proue it too. Dem. Quick, come. Her. Lyfander,whereto tends all this? Lyf. Away, you Stbiofe. T>em. No,no,Sir,feeme to breake loofe ; Take on as you would follow, But yet come not: you are a tame man, go. Lyf. Hang off thou cat, thou bur; vile thing let loofe, Or I will /hake thee from me like a ferpent. Her. Why are you growne fo rude ? What change is this fweete Loue ? Lyf. Thy loue? out tawny Tartar, out ; Out loathed medicine ; O hated poifon hence. Her. Do you not ieft ? Hel. Yes footh, and fo do you. Lyf, Demetrius: I will keepe my word with thee. Dem. I would I had your bond : for I perceiue A weake bond holds you ; lie not truft your word. Lyf. What, mould I hurt her, ftrike her, kill her dead ? Although I hate her, He not harme her fo. Her. What, can you do me greater harme then hate? Hate me, wherefore? O me, what n ewes my Loue ? Am not I Hermia ? Are not you Lyfander? I am as faire now, as I was ere while. Since night you lou'd me; yet iince night you left me. Why then you left me (O the gods forbid In earneft, mall I fay ? Lyf. I, by my life ; And neuer did defire to fee thee more. Therefore be out of hope, of queftion,of doubt; Be certaine, nothing truer: 'tis no ieft, That I doe hate thee, and loue Helena. Her. O me, you iugler, you canker bloffome, You theefe of loue; What, haue you come by night, And ftolne my loues heart from him ? Hel. Fine yfaith : Haue you no modefty, no maiden fhame, No touch of baihfulnelTe.y What, will you teare Impatient anfwers from my gentle tongue ? Fie, fie, you counterfeit, you puppet, you. Her. Puppet ? why fo ? I, that way goes the game. Now I perceiue that fhe hath made compare Betweene our ftatures,fhe hath vrg'd her height, And with her perfonage,her tall perfonage, Her height (forfooth) fhe hath preuail'd with him. And are you growne fo high in his efteeme, Becaufe I am fo dwarfilh, and fo low f How low am I, thou painted May-pole? Speake, How low am I ? I am not yet fo low, But that my nailes can reach vnto thine eyes. Hel. I pray you though you mocke me, gentlemen, Let her not hurt me ; I was neuer curft : I haue no gift at all in fhrewifhneffe ; I am a right maide for my cowardize ; Let her not ftrike me : you perhaps may thinke, Becaufe Ihe is fomething lower then my felfe, That I can match her. Her. Lower? harke againe. Hel. Good Hermia, do not be fo bitter with me, I euermore did loue you Hermia, Did euer keepe your counfels, neuer wronged you, Saue that in loue vnto Demetrius, I told him of your ftealth vnto this wood. He followed you, for loue I followed him, But he hath chid me hence, and threatned me To ftrike me,ipurne me, nay to kill me too; And now,fo you will let me quiet go, To ^Athens will I beare my folly backe, And follow you no further. Let me go.- You fee how fimple,and how fond I am. Her. Why get you gone : who ift that hinders you ? Hel. A foolifh heart, that I leaue here behinde. Her. What, with Lyfander*. Her. With 'Demetrius. Lyf. Be not afraid, Ihe fhall not harme thee Helena. c Dem. No fir, fhe fhall not, though you take her part. Hel. O when fhe's angry, fhe is keene and fhrewd, She was a vixen when fhe went to fchoole, And though fhe be but little, fhe is fierce. Her. Little againe ? Nothing but low and little ? Why will you fuffer her to flout me thus ? Let me come to her. Lyf. Get you gone you dwarfe, You minimus, of hindring knot-graffe made, You bead, you acorne. Dem. You are too officious, In her behalfe that fcornes your feruices. i 5 6 A Midfommer nights T>reame. Let her alone,fpeake not of Helena, Take not her part. For if thou doit intend Neuer fo little fhew of loue to her, Thou fhak abide it. Lyf. Now fhe holds me not, Now follow if thou dar'ft, to try whofe right, Of thine or mine is moft in Helena. T>em. Follow i Nay, He goe with thee cheeke by iowle. Exit Lyfander and Demetrius. Her. You Miftris,all this coyle is long of you. Nay, goe not backe. He/. I will not truft you I, Nor longer ftay in your curft companie. Your hands then mine, are quicker for a fray, My legs are longer though to runne away. Enter Oberon and Pucke. Ob. This is thy negligence, ftill thou miftak'ft, Or elfe committ'ft thy knaueries willingly. Puck. Beleeue me, King of fhadowes,! miftooke, Did not you tell me, I fhould know the man, By the Athenian garments he hath on ? And fo farre blameleffe proues my enterprize, That I haue nointed an Athenians eies, And fo farre am I glad, it fo did fort, As this their iangling I efteeme a fport. Ob. Thou feeft thefe Louers feeke a place to fight, Hie therefore Robin, ouercaft: the night, The ftarrie Welkin couer thou anon, With drooping fogge as blacke as Acheron, And lead thefe teftie Riuals fo aftray, As one come not within anothers way. Like to Lyfander, fometime frame thy tongue, Then ftirre Demetrius vp with bitter wrong; And fometime raile thou like Demetrius ; And from each other looke thou leade them thus, Till ore their browes, death-counterfeiting, fleepe With leaden legs, and Battie- wings doth creepe; Then crufti this hearbe into Lyfanders eie, Whofe liquor hath this vertuous propertie, To take from thence all error, with his might, And make his eie-bals role with wonted fight. When they next wake, all this derifion Shall feeme a dreame,and fruitlelfe vifion, And backe to Athens fhall the Louers wend With league, whofe date till death fhall neuer end. Whiles I in this affaire do thee imply, He to my Queene,and beg her Indian Boy; And then I will her charmed eie releafe From monfters view, and all things fhall be peace. Puck. My Fairie Lord, this muft be done with hafte, For night-fwift Dragons cut the Clouds full faft, And yonder fhines Auroras harbinger ; At whofe approach Ghofb wandring here and there, Troope home to Church-yards; damned fpirits all, That in croffe-waies and flouds haue buriall, Alreadie to their wormie beds are gone ; For feare leaft day mould looke their /names vpon, They wilfully themfelues dxile from light, And muft for aye confort with blacke browd night. Ob. But we are fpirits of another fort: I, with the mornings loue haue oft made fport, And like a Forrefter,the groues may tread, Euen till the Eafterne gate all fierie red, Opening on Neptune, with faire bleffed beames, Turnes into yellow gold, his fait greene ftreames. But notwithstanding hafte, make no delay : We may effect this bufineffe,yet ere day. Puck. Vp and downe, vp and downe, I will leade them vp and downe : 1 am fear'd in field and towne. Goblin, lead them vp and downe : here comes one. Enter Lyfander. Lyf. Where art thou, proud Demetrius} Speake thou now. Rob. Here villaine,drawne & readie. Where art thou ? Lyf. I will be with thee ftraight. Rob. Follow me then to plainer ground. Enter Demetrius. Dem. Lyfander, fpeake againe ; Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled? Speake in fome bum : Where doft thou hide thy head ? Rob. Thou coward,art thou bragging to the ftars, Telling the bulhes that thou look'ft for wars, And wilt not come? Come recreant, come thou childe, He whip thee with a rod. He is defil'd That drawes a fword on thee. Dem. Yea, art thou there? Ro. Follow my voice, we'l try no manhood here. Exit. Lyf. He goes before me, and ftill dares me on, When I come where he cals, then he's gone. The villaine is much lighter heel'd then I : I followed faft, but fafter he did flye ; pifting places. That fallen am I in darke vneuen way, And here wil reft me. Come thou gentle day : lye down. For if but once thcu lhew me thy gray light, He finde Demetrius, and reuenge this fpight. Enter Robin and Demetrius. Rob. Ho, ho, ho; coward, why com'ft thou not? Dem. Abide me,if thou dar'ft. For well I wot, Thou runft before me, fhifting euery place, And dar'ft not ftand,nor looke me in the face. Where art thou? Rob. Come hither, I am here. Dem.tlzy then thou mock'ft me ; thou fhalt buy this deere, If euer I thy face by day-light fee. Now goe thy way : faintneffe conftraineth me, To meafure out my length on this cold bed, By daies approach looke to be vifited. Enter Helena. Hel. O weary night, O long and tedious night, Abate thy houres,ihine comforts from the Eaft, That I may backe to Athens by day-light, From thefe that my poore companie deteft ; And fleepe that fometime fhuts vp forrowes eie, Steale me a while from mine owne companie. Sleepe. Rob. Yet but three ? Come one more, Two of both kindes makes vp foure. Here fhe comes, curft and fad, Cupid is a knauilh lad, Enter Hermia. Thus to make poore females mad. Her. Neuer fo wearie,neuer fo in woe, Bedabbled with the dew, and torne with briars, I can no further crawle, no further goe ; My legs can keepe no pace with my defires. Here will I reft me till the breake of day, Heauens fhield Lyfander, if they meane a fray. Rob. On the ground fleepe found, He apply your eie gentle louer,remedy. When thou wak'ft,thou tak'ft True delight in the fight of thy former Ladies eve, And A Midfommer nights Dreame. l 57 And the Country Prouerb knowne, That euery man fhould take his owne, In your waking fhall be fhowne. Iacke /hall haue ////, nought fhall goe ill, The man fhall haue his Mare againe, and all mall bee well. They fleepe all the AH. em. My Lord, faire Helen told me of their ftealth, Of this their purpofe hither, to this wood, And I in furie hither followed them ; Faire Helena, in fancy followed me. But my good Lord, I wot not by what power, (But by fome power it is ) my loue To Hermia (melted as the fnow) Seems to me now as the remembrance of an idle gaude, Which in my childehood I did doat vpon : And all the faith, the vertue of my heart, The obiecl and the pleafure of mine eye, Is onely Helena. To her,my Lord, Was I betroth 'd, ere I fee Hermia , But like a fickenefTe did I loath this food, But as in health, come to my naturall tafte, Now doe I wifh it, loue it, long for it , And will for euermore be true to it. Thef. Faire Louers, you are fortunately met; Of this difcourfe we /hall heare more anon. Egeui, I will ouer-beare your will; For in the Temple, by and by with vs, Thefe couples fliall eternally be knit. And for the morning now is fomething worne, Our purpos'd hunting (hall be fet afide. Away, with vs to ^Athens ; three and three, Wee'll hold a feaft in great folemnitie. Come Hippo/it or. Exit Duke and Lords. T)em. Thefe things feeme fmall & vndiftinguifliable, Like farre off mountaines turned into Clouds. Her. Me-thinks I fee thefe things with parted eye, When euery things feemes double. Hel. So me-thinkes: And I haue found Demetrius, like a iewell, Mine owne, and not mine owne. Dem. It feemes to mee, That yet we fleepe, we dreame. Do not you thinke, The Duke was heere, and bid vs follow him? Her. Yea, and my Father. Hel. And Hippolita?. Lyf. And he bid vs follow to the Temple. Dem. Why then we are awake ; lets follow him, and by the way let vs recount our dreames. TSottome wakes. Exit Louers. Clo. When my cue comes, call me, and I will anfwer. My next is, moft faire Piramus. Hey ho. Peter Quince? Flute the bellowes-mender ? Snout the tinker? Starue- ling>. Gods my life ! Stolne hence,and left me afleepe : I haue had a moft rare vifion. I had a dreame, paft the wit of man, to fay, what dreame it was. Man is but an AfTe, if he goe about to expound this dreame. Me-thought I was, there is no man can tell what. Me-thought I was, and me-thought I had. But man is but a patch'd foole, if he will offer to fay, what me-thought I had. The eye of man hath not heard, the eare of man hath not feen, mans hand is not able to tafte, his tongue to conceiue, nor his heart to report, what my dreame was. I will get Peter Quince to write a ballet of this dreame, it fliall be called Bottomes Dreame,becauCe it hath no bottome; and I will fing it in the latter end of a play, before the Duke. Per- aduenture,to make it the more gracious, I fliall fing it at her death. Exit. Enter Quince, Flute, Tbisbie, Snout, and Starueling. Quin. Haue you fent to TSottomes houfe ? Is he come home yet? Staru. He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt hee is tianfported. Thif. If A Midfommer night sT)reame. 59 Thif. If he come not, then the play is mar'd. It goes not forward, doth it? £}uin. It is not pofiible : you haue not a man in all Athens, able to difcharge Piramui but he. Thif. No, hee hath fimply the beft wit of any handy- craft mm in ^Athens. S^uin. Yea, and the beft perfon too, and hee is a very Paramour, for a fweet voyce. Thif. You muft fay, Paragon. A Paramour is ( God blefTe vsj a thing of nought. Enter Snug the Ioyner. Snug. Mafters,the Duke is comming from the Tem- ple, and there is two or three Lords & Ladies more mar- ried: If our fport had gone forward, we had all bin made men. Thif. O fweet bully 'Bottome : thus hath he loft fixe- pence a day, during his life; he could not haue fcaped fix- pence a day. And the Duke had not giuen him fixpence a day for playing Piramus,l\s be hang'd. He would haue deferued it. Sixpence a day in Piramus,or nothing. Enter 'Bottome. em. No remedie my Lord, when Wals are fo wil- ful!, to heare without warning. Dut. This is the fillieft ftuffe that ere I heard. Du. The beft in this kind are but lhadowes, and the worft are no worfe, if imagination amend them. Dut. It muft be your imagination then,& not theirs. Duk. If wee imagine no worfe of them then they of themfelues, they may pafie for excellent men. Here com two noble beafts,in a man and a Lion. Enter Lyon and Moone-Jhine. Lyon. You Ladies, you (whofe gentle harts do feare The fmalleft monftrous moufe that creepes on floore) May now perchance, both quake and tremble heere, When Lion rough in wildeft rage doth roare. Then know that I, one Snug the Ioyner am A Lion fell, nor elfe no Lions dam : For if I fhould as Lion come in ftrife Into this place, 'twere pittie of my life. Du.A verie gentle beaft, and of a good confcience. Dem. The verie beft at a beaft, my Lord, y ere I faw. Lif. This Lion is a verie Fox for his valor. Du. True, and a Goofe for his difcretion. Dem. Not fo my Lord : for his valor cannot carrie his difcretion, and the Fox carries the Goofe. Du. His difcretion I am fure cannot carrie his valor : for the Goofe carries not the Fox. It is well ; leaue it to his difcretion, and let vs hearken to the Moone. Moon. This Lanthorne doth the horned Moone pre- fent. De. He mould haue worne the homes on his head. Du. Hee is no crefcent, and his homes are inuifible, within the circumference. Moon. This lanthorne doth the horned Moone pre- fent : My felfe, the man i'th Moone doth feeme to be. Du. This is the greateft error of all the reft; the man mould be put into the Lanthorne. How is it els the man i'th Moone ? Dem. He dares not come there for the candle. For you fee, it is already in fnuffe. Dut. I am vvearie of this Moone ; would he would change. Du. It appeares by his fmal light of difcretion, that he is in the wane : but yet in courtefie, in all reafon, we muft ftay the time. Lyf. Proceed Moone. Moon. All that I haue to fay, is to tell you, that the Lanthorne is the Moone; I, the man in the Moone ; this thorne bum, my thorne bum; and this dog, my dog. Dem. Why all thefe mould be in the Lanthorne: for they are in the Moone. But filence, heere comes Thisby. Enter Thisby. Tbif. This is old Ninnies tombe : where is my loue ? Lyon. Oh. The Lion roares, Thisby runs off. Dem. Well roar'd Lion. Du. Well run Thisby. Dut. Well ihone Moone. Truly the Moone ftiines with a good grace. Du. Wei mouz'd Lion. Dem. And then came Piramus. Lyf. And fo the Lion vaniflit. Enter Piramus. Pyr.Sweet Moone,I thank thee for thy funny beames, I thanke thee Moone, for mining now fo bright: For by thy gracious, golden, glittering beames, I truft to tafte of trueft Thubies fight. But ftay : O fpight ! but marke,poore Knight, What dreadful dole is heere ? Eyes do you fee ! How can it be • O dainty Ducke : O Deere I Thy mantle good ; what ftaind with blood I Approch you Furies fell : O Fates/ come, come : Cut thred and thrum, Quaile, crum, conclude, and quell. Du. This paffion,and the death of a deare friend, Would go neere to make a man looke fad. Dut. Befhrew my heart, but I pittie the man. Pir. O wherefore Nature, did'ft thou Lions frame ? Since Lion vilde hath heere deflour'd my deere : Which is : no, no, which was the faireft Dame That liu'd, that lou'd, that lik'd, that look'd with cheere. Come teares, confound : Out fword,and wound The pap of Piramus : I, that left pap, where heart doth hop ; Thus dye I, thus, thus, thus. Now am I dead, now am I fled, my foule is in the sky, Tongue lofe thy light, Moone take thy flight, Now dye, dye, dye, dye, dye. T>em. No Die, but an ace for him ; for he is but one. Lif. LefTe then an ace man. For he is dead, he is no- thing. Du. With the helpe of a Surgeon, he might yet reco- uer, and proue an AfTe. Dut. How chance Moone-fhine is gone before ? Thisby comes backe, and findes her Louer. Enter Thisby. Duke. She wil finde him by ftarre-light. Heere me comes, and her paflion ends the play. Dut. Me thinkes mee mould not vfe a long one for fuch a Piramus : I hope (he will be breefe; Dem. A Moth wil turne the ballance, which Piramus which Thiiby is the better. (eyes. Lyf. She hath fpyed him already, with thofe fweete Dem. And thus fhe meanes, -videlicit. This. Afleepe my Loue ? What, dead my Doue ? O Piramus arife : Speake,Speake. Quite dumbe? Dead, dead? A tombe Muft couer thy fweet eyes. Thefe Lilly Lips, this cherry nofe, Thefe yellow Cowflip cheekes Are gone, are gone : Louers make mone : His eyes were greene as Leekes. O lifters three, come, come to mee, With hands as pale as Milke, Lay them in gore, fince you haue more With Iheeres, his thred of filke. Tongue not a word : Come trufty fword : Come blade, my breft imbrue : O 3 And 1 6 2 A Midfommer nights Dreame. And farwell friends, thus Thiibie ends ; By the dead and drowfie fier, Adieu, adieu, adieu. Euerie Elfe and Fairie fpright, Duk. Moon-mine & Lion are left to burie the dead. Hop as light as bird from brier, Deme. I, and Wall too. And this Ditty after me, fing and dance it trippi raglie. Bot. No, I affure you, the wall is downe, that parted Tita. Firft rehearfe this fong by roate, their Fathers. Will it pleafe you to fee the Epilogue, or To each word a warbling note. to heare a Bergomask dance, betweene two of our com- Hand in hand, with Fairie grace, pany? Will we fing and bleffe this place. Duk. No Epilogue, I pray you ; for your play needs The Song. no excufe. Neuer excufe ; for when the plaiers are all Now uke, the cTWagnificoes, Anthonio, Baffanio, a; Gratiano. Duke. What, is Anthonio heere ? , Ant . Ready, fo pleafe your grace ? T>uke. I am forry for thee, thou art come to anfwere A ftonie aduerfary, an inhumane wretch, Vncapable of pitty,voyd, and empty From any dram of mercie. Ant. I haue heard Your Grace hath tane great paines to qualifie His rigorous courfe : but fince he ftands obdurate, And that no lawful meanes can carrie me Out of his enuies reach, I do oppofe My patience to his fury, and am arm'd To fuffer with a quietneffe of fpirit, The very tiranny and rage of his. Da. Go one and cal the lew into the Court. Sal. He is ready at the doore,he comes my Lord. Enter Shylocke. Da.Make roome,and let him ftand before our face. Shylocke the world thinkes, and I thinke fo to That thou but leaded: this fafhion of thy mallice To the laft houre of aft, and then 'tis thought Thou'lt fliew thy mercy and remorfe more ftrange, Than is thy ftrange apparant cruelty ; And where thou now exaft'ft the penalty, Which is a pound of this poore Merchants fle/h, Thou wilt not onely loofe the forfeiture, But touch'd with humane gentleneffe and loue : Forgiue a moytie of the principall , Glancing an eye of pitty on his loffes That haue of late fo hudled on his backe, Enow to preffe a royall Merchant downe ; And plucke commiferation of his ftate From braffie bofomes, and rough hearts of flints, From ftubborne Turkes and Tarters neuer traind To offices of tender curtefie, We all expeft a gentle anfwer lew ? lew. I haue poffeft your grace of what I purpofe, And by our holy Sabbath haue I fworne To haue the due and forfeit of my bond. If you denie it, let the danger light Vpon your Charter, and your Cities freedome. You'l aske me why I rather choofe to haue A weight of carrion flefh, then to receiue Three thoufand Ducats ? lie not anfwer that : But fay it is my humor ; Is it anfwercd ? What if my houfe be troubled with a Rat, And I be pleas'd to giue ten thoufand Ducates To haue'it bain'd ? What,are you anfwer'd yet? Some men there are loue not a gaping Pigge : Some that are mad, if they behold a Cat : And others, when the bag-pipe fings i'th nofe, Cannot containe their Vrine for affeftion. Mafters of paffion fwayes it to the moode Of what it likes or loaths, now for your anfwer : As there is no firme reafon to be rendred Why he cannot abide a gaping Pigge ? Why he a harmleffe neceffarie Cat? Why he a woollen bag-pipe : but of force Muft yeeld to fuch ineuitable mame, As to offend himfelfe being offended : So can I giue no reafon, nor I will not, More then a lodg'd hate, and a certaine loathing I beare Anthonio, that I follow thus A loofing fuite againft him? Are you anfwered ? ^Bajf. This is no anfwer thou vnfeeling man, To excufe the currant of thy cruelty. lew. I am not bound to pleafe thee with my anfwer. c Baff'. Do all men kil the things they do not loue? lew. Hates any man the thing he would not kill? *Baff'. Euerie offence is not a hate at firft. lew. What wouldft thou haue a Serpent fting thee twice ? Ant. I pray you thinke you queftion with the lew : You may as well go ftand vpon the beach, And bid the maine flood baite his vfuall height, Or euen as well vfe queftion with the Wolfe, The Ewe bleate for the Lambe : You may as well forbid the Mountaine Pines To wagge their high tops, and to make no noife When they are fretted with the gufts of heauen: You may as well do any thing moft hard, As feeke to foften that, then which what harder ? His Iewiih heart. Therefore I do befeech you Make no more offers, vfe no farther meanes, But with all briefe and plaine conueniencie Let me haue iudgement, and the lew his will. Baf. For thy three thoufand Ducates heereisfix. lew. If euerie Ducat in fixe thoufand Ducates Were in fixe parts, and euery part a Ducate, I would not draw them, I would haue my bond ? Da. How ftialt thou hope for mercie, rendring none? /^w.What iudgement lhall I dread doing no wrong? You haue among you many a purchaft flaue, Which like your Affes,and your Dogs and Mules, You vfe in abieft and in flauifh parts, Becaufe you bought them. Shall I fay to you, Let them be free, marrie them to your heires ? Why fweate they vnder burthens? Let their beds Be made as foft as yours : and let their pallats Be feafon'd with fuch Viands : you will anfwer The The -^Merchant of Venice. 179 The flaues are ours. So do I anfwer you. The pound of flefh which I demand of him Is deerely bought, 'tis mine, and I will haue it. If you deny me ; fie vpon your Law, There is no force in the decrees of Venice; I ftand for iudgement, anfwer,Shall I haue it? Du. Vpon my power I may difmhTe this Court, Vnleffe "Bellario a learned Doctor, Whom I haue fent for to determine this, Come heere to day. Sal. My Lord, heere ftayes without A Meffenger with Letters from the Do&or, New come from Padua. T)u. Bring vs the Letters, Call the Mefiengers. Bafif. Good cheere Anthonio. What man, corage yet: The lew (hall haue my flefli, blood, bones,and all, Ere thou (halt loofe for me one drop 0/ blood. sAnt. I am a tainted Weather of the flocke, Meeteft for death, the weakeft kinde of fruite Drops earlieft to the ground, and fo let me ; You cannot better be employ'd Baffanio, Then to liue ftill,and write mine Epitaph. Enter Nerrijfa. Du. Came you from Padua from 'Bellario ? Ner. From both. My Lord 'Bellario greets your Grace. 'Baf. Why doft thou whet thy knife fo earneftly ? Ieiu. To cut the forfeiture from that bankrout there. Gra. Not on thy foale : but on thy foule barm lew Thou mak'ft thy knife keene : but no mettall can, No, not the hangmans Axe beare halfe the keenneffe Of thy iharpe enuy. Can no prayers pierce thee? lew. No, none that thou haft wit enough to make. Gra. O be thou damn'd, inexecrable dogge, And for thy life let iuftice be accus'd: Thou almoft mak'ft me wauer in my faith ; To hold opinion with Pythagoras , That foules of Animals infule themfelues Into the trunkes of men. Thy currifh fpirit Gouern'd a Wolfe, who hang'd for humane flaughter, Euen from the gallowes did his fell foule fleet ; And whil'ft thou layeft in thy vnhallowed dam, Infus'd it felfe in thee : For thy defires Are Wolui/h, bloody, fteru'd,and rauenous. Ieiu. Till thou canft raile the feale from off my bond Thou but offend'ft thy Lungs to fpeake fo loud : Repaire thy wit good youth, or it will fall To endlefle ruine. I ftand heere for Law. Dn. This Letter from 'Bellario doth commend A yong and Learned Doftor in our Court : Where is he ? Ner. He attendeth heere hard by To know your anfwer, whether you'l admit him. Du. With all my heart. Some three or four of you Go giue him curteous conduct to this place, Meane time the Court ftiall he are "Bellarioes Letter. YOur Grace Jhall •vnderjiand, that at the receite of your Letter I am very Jicke : tut in the inftant that your mef- fenger came, in louing •vifitation, was with me a young Do- clor of Rome, his name is Balthafar : / acquained him -with the caufe in Qontrouerfie, betweene the Ieiu and Anthonio the Merchant : We turned ore many llookes together : hee is furnifhed ivith my opinion, ■which bettred with his owne lear- ning, the great neffe whereof I cannot enough commend,comes with him at my importunity, to fill -vp your Graces requeft in my fed. I befeech you, let his lacke of years be no impediment to let him lacke a reuerend efiimation : for I neuer knewe fo yong a body, with fo old a head. I leaue him to your gracious acceptance, whofe trial jhall better publijh his commendation. Enter Portia for 'Balthazar. 'Duke. You heare the learn'd 'Bellario what he writes, And heerefl take it) is the Doctor come. Giue me your hand : Came you from old 'Bellario? Por. I did my Lord. Du. You are welcome : take your place ; Are you acquainted with the difference That holds this prefent queftion in the Court. Por. I am enformed throughly of the caufe. Which is the Merchant heere? and which the lew? T)u. Anthonio and old Shylocke, both ftand forth. Por. Is your name Shylocke ? lew. Shylocke is my name. Por. Of a ftrange nature is the fute you follow, Yet in fuch rule, that the Venetian Law Cannot impugne you as you do proceed. You ftand within his danger, do you not? Ant. I, fo he fayes. Por. Do you confeffe the bond? Ant. I do. Por. Then muft the lew be mercifull. Ieio. On what compulfion muft I? Tell me that. Por. The quality of mercy is not ftrain'd, It droppeth as the gentle raine from heauen Vpon the place beneath. It is twice bleft, It bleffeth him that giues, and him that takes, 'Tis mightieft in the mightieft, it becomes The throned Monarch better then his Crowne. His Scepter ihewes the force of temporall power, The attribute to awe and Maieftie, Wherein doth fit the dread and feare of Kings : But mercy is aboue this fceptred fway, It is enthroned in the hearts of Kings, It is an attribute to God himfelfe ; And earthly power doth then (hew likeft Gods When mercie feafons Iuftice. Therefore lew, Though Iuftice be thy plea, confider this, , That in the courfe of Iuftice, none of vs Should fee faluation : we do pray for mercie, And that fame prayer, doth teach vs all to render The deeds of mercie. I haue fpoke thus much To mittigate the iuftice of thy plea : Which if thou follow, this ftrict courfe of Venice Muft needes giue fentence 'gainft the Merchant there. Shy. My deeds vpon my head, I craue the Law, The penaltie and forfeite of my bond. Por. Is he not able to difcharge the money? Baf. Yes, heere I tender it for him in the Court, Yea, twice the fumme, if that will not fuffice, I will be bound to pay it ten times ore, On forfeit of my hands, my head, my heart : If this will not fuffice, it muft appeare That malice beares downe truth. And I befeech you Wreft once the Law to your authority. To do a great right, do a little wrong, And curbe this cruell diuell of his will. Por. It muft not be, there is no power in Venice Can alter a decree eftablifhed : 'Twill be recorded for a Prefident, And i8o The ^Merchant of Venice. And many an error by the fame example, Will rufh into the ftate : It cannot be. lew. A Daniel come to iudgement, yea a Daniel. O wife young Iudge, how do I honour thee. Por. I pray you let me looke vpon the bond. Ieiv. Heere 'tis moft reuerend Doctor, heere it is. Por. Shylocke, there's thrice thy monie offered thee. Shy. An oath, an oath, I haue an oath in heauen : Shall I lay periurie vpon my foule? No not for Venice. Por. Why this bond is forfeit, And lawfully by this the lew may claime A pound of flelh, to be by him cut off Neereft the Merchants heart ; be mercifull, Take thrice thy money, bid me teare the bond. lew. When it is*paid according to the tenure. It doth appeare you are a worthy Iudge : you know the Law, your expofition Hath beene moft found. I charge you by the Law, Whereof you are a well-deferuing pillar, Proceede to iudgement : By my foule I fweare, There is no power in the tongue of man To alter me : I ftay heere on my bond. An. Moft heartily I do befeech the Court To giue the iudgement. Por. Why then thus it is : you muft prepare your bofome for his knife. lew. O noble Iudge, O excellent yong man. Por. For the intent and purpofe of the Law Hath full relation to the penaltie, Which heere appeareth due vpon the bond. lew. 'Tis verie true : O wife and vpright Iudge, How much more elder art thou then thy lookes? Por. Therefore lay bare your bofome. lew. I, his breft, So fayes the bond, doth it not noble Iudge ? Neereft his heart, thofe are the very words. Por. It is fo : Are there ballance heere to weigh the flelh? lew. I haue them ready. Por. Haue by fome Surgeon Shylock on your charge To ftop his wounds, leaft he fhould bleede to death. lew. It is not nominated in the bond? Por. It is not fo expreft: but what of that? 'Twere good you do fo much for charitie. lew. I cannot finde it, 'tis not in the bond. Por. Come Merchant, haue you any thing to fay? Ant. But little : I am arm'd and well prepar'd. Giue me your hand BaJJanio, fare you well. Greeue not that I am falne to this for you : For heerein fortune Ihewes her felfe more kinde Then is her cuftome. It is ftill her vfe To let the wretched man out-liue his wealth, To view with hollow eye, and wrinkled brow An age of pouerty. From which lingring penance Of fueh miferie, doth ihe cut me off: Commend me to your honourable Wife, Tell her the proceffe of Anthonid's end : Say how I lou'd you ; fpeake me faire in death : And when the tale is told, bid her be iudge, Whether Baffanio had not once a Loue : Repent not you that you mail loofe your friend, And he repents not that he payes your debt. . For if the lew do cut but deepe enough, He pay it inftantly, with all my heart. 'Baf. Anthonio, I am married to a wife, Which is as deere to me as life it felfe, But life it felfe,my wife,and all the world, Are not with me efteem'd aboue thy life. I would loofe all, I facrifice them all Heere to this deuill, to deliuer you. Por. Your wife would giue you little thanks for that If ihe were by to heare you make the offer. Gra. I haue a wife whom I proteft I loue, I would fhe were in heauen, fo Ihe could Intreat fome power to change this currifh lew. Ner. 'Tis well you offer it behinde her backe, The wifh would make elfe an vnquiet houfe. (ter lew.TheCe be the Chriftian husbands: I haue a daugh- Would any of the ftocke of liarrabas Had beene her husband, rather then a Chriftian. We trifle time, I pray thee purfue fentence. Por. A pound of that fame marchants flelh is thine, The Court awards it,and the law doth giue it. lew. Moft rightfull Iudge. Por. And you muft cut this flelh from off hisbreaft, The Law allowes it, and the Court awards it. lew. Moft learned Iudge, a fentence, come prepare. Por. Tarry a little, there is fomething elfe, This bond doth giue thee heere no iot of bloud, The words exprefly are a pound of flelh : Then take thy bond, take thou thy pound of flelh, But in the cutting it, if thou doft fhed One drop of Chriftian bloud, thy lands and goods Are by the Lawes of Venice confifcate Vnto the ftate of Venice. Gra. O vpright Iudge, Marke lew, 6 learned Iudge. Shy. Is that the law? Por. Thy felfe {halt fee the Aft : For as thou vrgeft iuftice, be affur'd Thou /halt haue iuftice more then thou defireft. Gra. O learned Iudge, mark Iew,a learned Iudge. lew. I take this offer then, pay the bond thrice, And let the Chriftian goe. *BaJ/'. Heere is the money. Por. Soft, the lew fhall haue all iuftice, foft,no hafte. He fhall haue nothing but the penalty. Gra. O lew, an vpright Iudge, a learned Iudge. Por. Therefore prepare thee to cut off the flelh , Shed thou no bloud, nor cut thou leffe nor more But iuft a pound of flelh : if thou tak'ft more Or leffe then a iuft pound, be it fo much As makes it light or heauy in the fubftance, Or the deuifion of the twentieth part Of one poore fcruple, nay if the fcale doe turne But in the eftimation of a hayre , Thou dieft, and all thy goods are confifcate. Gra. A fecond Daniel, a Daniel lew, Now infidell I haue thee on the hip. Por. Why doth the lew paufe,take thy forfeiture. Sby. Giue me my principall,and let me goe. Bajf. I haue it ready for thee, heere it is. Por. He hath refus'd it in the open Court, He fhall haue meerly iuftice and his bond. Gra. A Daniel ftill fay I, a fecond Daniel, I thanke thee lew for teaching me that word. Shy. Shall I not haue barely my principall? Por. Thou /halt haue nothing but the forfeiture, To be taken fo at thy perill lew. Shy. Why then the Deuill giue him good of it: He ftay no longer queftion. Por. Tarry The Merchant of Venice' 181 Por. Tarry lew, The Law hath yet another hold on you. It is enacted in the Lawes of Venice, If it be proued againft an Alien, That by direct, or indirect attempts He feeke the life of any Citizen, The party gainft the which he doth contriue, Shall feaze one halfe his goods, the other halfe Comes to the priuie coffer of the State, And the offenders life lies in the mercy Of the Duke onely, gainft all other voice. In which predicament I fay thou ftandft : For it appeares by manifeft proceeding, That indirectly, and directly to, Thou haft contriu'd againft the very life Of the defendant : and thou haft incur'd The danger formerly by me rehearft. Downe therefore,and beg mercy of the Duke. Gra. Beg that thou maift haue leaue to hang thy felfe, And yet thy wealth being forfeit to the ftate, Thou haft not left the value of a cord, Therefore thou muft be hang'd at the ftates charge. T>uk. That thou fhalt fee the difference of our fpirit, I pardon thee thy life before thou aske it : For halfe thy wealth , it is Ant homo's, The other halfe comes to the generall ftate, Which humbleneffe may driue vnto a fine. For. I for the ftate, not for Anthonio. Shy. Nay, take my life and all, pardon not that, You take my houfe, when you do take the prop That doth fuftaine my houfe : you take my life When you doe take the meanes whereby I liue. Par. What mercy can you render him Anthonio? Gra. A halter gratis, nothing elfe for Gods fake. Ant. So pleafe my Lord the Duke, and all the Court To quit the fine for one halfe of his goods, I am content : fo he will let me haue The other halfe in vfe, to render it Vpon his death, vnto the Gentleman That lately ftole his daughter. Two things prouided more, that for this fauour He prefently become a Chriftian : The other, that he doe record a gift Heere in the Court of all he dies pofTeft Vnto his fonne Lorenzo, and his daughter. Duk. He fhall doe this, or elfe I doe recant The pardon that I late pronounced heere. For. Art thou contented lew? what doft thou fay? Shy. I am content. For. Clarke, draw a deed of gift. Shy. I pray you giue me leaue to goe from hence', I am not well, fend the deed after me, And I will figne it. Duke. Get thee gone, but doe it. Gra. In chriftning thou malt haue two godfathers, Had I been iudge,thou fhouldft haue had ten more, To bring thee to the gallowes, not to the font. Exit. T)u. Sir I intreat you with me home to dinner. For. I humbly doe defire your Grace of pardon, I muft away this night toward Padua, And it is meete I prefently fet forth. "Duk. I am forry that your leyfure ferues you not : Anthonio, gratifie this gentleman, For in my minde, you are much bound to him. Exit Duke and his traine. 'Bajf. Moft worthy gentleman, I and my friend Haue by your wifedome beene this day acquitted Of greeuous penalties, in lieu whereof, Three thoufand Ducats due vnto the lew We freely cope your curteous paines withall. An. And ftand indebted ouer and aboue In loue and feruice to you euermore. For. He is well paid that is well fatisfied, And I deliuering you, am fatisfied, And therein doe account my felfe well paid, My minde was neuer yet more mercinarie. I pray you know me when we meete againe, I wife you well, and fo I take my leaue. Bajf. Deare fir, of force I muft attempt you further, Take fome remembrance of vs as a tribute, Not as fee : grant me two things, I pray you Not to denie me, and to pardon me. Par. You preffe mee farre, and therefore I will yeeld, Giue me your gloues,Ile weare them for your fake, And for your loue He take this ring from you, Doe not draw backe your hand, ile take no more, And you in loue fhall not deny me this ? 'Bajf. This ring good fir, alas it is a trifle, I will not feame my felfe to giue you this. For. I wil haue nothing elfe but onely this, And now methinkes I haue a minde to it. Baj. There's more depends on this then on the valew, The deareft ring in Venice will I giue you, And finde it out by proclamation, Onely for this I pray you pardon me. For. I fee fir you are liberall in offers, You taught me firft to beg, and now me thinkes You teach me how a beggar fhould be anfwer'd. ISaf. Good fir, this ring was giuen me by my wife, And when fee put it on, fee made me vow That I fhould neither fell, nor giue, nor lofe it. For. That fcufe ferues many men to faue their gifts, And if your wife be not a mad woman, And know how well I haue deferu'd this ring, Shee would not hold out enemy for euer For giuing it to me : well, peace be with you. Exeunt. Ant. My L.