35 Price 25 Cents of the Joy i\ LV By Mlice Cook Fuller Copyright, 1914 By March Brothers MARCH BROTHERS, PubUshers 208,210, 212 V/right Ave., Lebanon, Ohio Best Enferfainments for Any Time Dialogs and Plays A CORNER IN HEARTS. A clover and amusing little parlor play. All loyera propose to the eame girl. RioU humor. I'leasiug situations. 4m., If. or 5in. 15c. A DAY AT HAPPY HOLLOW SCHOOL. New play of the "Deestriclc Skule" tvi)e. Full of wit and clever drollery. City auto party vs. rural youngsters. 25c. A GOOSE AND SOME GEESE. A jolly little Mother Goose play with a very polntetl climax. No bothersome scenery or properties required. Very amusing. 15c. A HALLOWE'EN ADVENTURE. Lively play, full of spooky frolic and ghostly excitement. Capital for Hallowe'en. Great fun producer. 8m., 8f., 1 hour. 15o. A LITTLE HEROINE OF THE REVOLUTION. Brave little girl with clever tact deceives British and passes their lines with message to General Marion. 25c. AL »IARTIN'S COUNTRY STORE. 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SCHOOL PLAYS FOR FESTIVE DAYS. Over a score of the richest, spiciest dialogs for all grades. Every one a winner. Bright and instructive. SOc. THE STARS AND STRIPES JUBILEE. Patriotic spectacular entertainment. Introduces Columbia, Uncle Sam, Thirteen Colonies, etc. ; march ; music. 26c. THE SALOON MUST GO. An engaging but powerful anti-saloon play. Splendid for campaign. A bombardment of hot shot, song and story. 16c. Joy of the L V By Alice Cook Fuller March Brothers, Publishers 208, 210, 212 Wright Ave., Lebanon, O. Copyright, 1914. By March Brothers. AUG -6 191^ 3)CI.D 37764 Cast of Characters. Joy Branscombe, the heroine. John Branscombe, Joy's brother, and owner of the L V Cattle Ranch. Jim Strong, foreman of the L V, and Joy's lover. Shorty, a cowboy, lover of Joy, rival of Strong, and a rustler. Steve, accomplice of Shorty, enemy of Strong, old employee of L V. Wing, the Chinese cook. Reddy, a cowboy ; an old and trusted employee of the L V. Miss Alta Woodbe, an elderly would-be co- quette, and admirer of Reddy. Tommy, another old employee of the L V. Hank, Thompson and Schwartz, cowboys, and new employees of the L V. JOY OF THE L V. A Three- Act Comedy for Twelve Characters BY ALICE COOK FULLER Scenery. — All ranch buildings are of logs, the trees anything but evergreen, and L V in brown "brands" on every available space about the ranch. Saddles, quirts, spurs, bridles, etc., in evidence any and everywhere. Act I — Scene L Time. — Afternoon. Place. — Outside the bunkhouse of the L V, a Montana cattle ranch. Curtain rises, discov- ering a lounging group of cowboys. Some are shaking dice, one braiding a quirt, Hank and Steve talking low, Shorty cleaning his "gun," Reddy whittling and whistling softly. Shorty (rises and strolls over to U. C, As he passes each group he makes some unpleasant comment). That's all wrong (to quirt maker). Ha, lost that time, didn't you (to dicer). Do shut up that everlasting tune ! (to Reddy). (Sul- lenly examines gun once more.) D JOY OF THE L V. (Enter Wing, U. C, peers far to right). Nope, no come yet. Reddy. Hello, Wing ! What's the matter with you? Wing. Me lookee for Missee Blanscombe. Me make her nice hot laspbelly pie. She lik^ um, lot. You see um come, Leddy ? Reddy. Nope, Wingski. 'Taint time yet. (Wing shuffles U. C, passing Shorty.) Shorty (kicking Wing). Keep out of the way of white folks, you yellow ape ! Stay in the cook house, where you belong. (Seats self.) (Exit Wing, rubbing himself tenderly.) Steve. Ought to be here pretty soon, though. Strong has the little buckskins, and they get over ground like coyotes. Tomjny. Sixty miles isn't done in a minute. They would start early, though, so it would be cooler, but (squints at sun) it's nearly four, now. Schzvart::;. They start early always if the young miss be readty. Not? Tommy. Miss Branscombe will be ready, and don't you forget it ! Reddy. You don't seem to be next to the fact, Schwartz, that the young lady is the boss's sister, and simply as fine as they make 'em. Schzvartz. Oh, ja! I know. But some- times young ladies they keep one waiting. They hurry not for the pleasure of any one. Reddy and Tommy. Not that young lady ! Tommy. Joy Branscombe has been coming out to the L V to spend her summers ever since she was twelve. She knows ranch life and JOY OF THE L V. 7 "what's what" out here as well as she knows what's the same in a Chicago hotel drawing- room. And let me put you next. She isn't the kind that keeps people waiting. Schwartz. Well, one thing is sure. It will be a nuisance having any woman 'round telling what we should do and what not. Women are all alike. They butt in. Reddy and Tommy. Not Joy Branscombe ! Schwartz. Pah ! Imbeciles ! Tommy. 'Tah !" yourself, Schwartz. You got about as much chivalry as a Piute Indian. Schwartz (straightening up). Neffer, then, has she interfered? (Tommy, Reddy and Steve look at one an- other, then roar with laughter.) Steve. Never? Well, mebby once! Reddy. There was a time when she came back from college that she thought we need not be such savages, so she brought a trunkful of linen. She put up frills and do-dads here and there, and sash curtains up at the bunk house windows, and one night when we rolled in from the roundup, done to a frazzle, and undressed by pullin' off our boots and hangin' up our holsters, we started to turn and found — Tommy, Steve and Reddy. Sheets ! (laugh heartily). Schwartz. Sheets ? Reddy. Sheets. You bet. On our bunks ! Schzvartz. Then what? Tommy. We folded 'em up careful and put 'em away. We were goin' to put 'em back on 8 JOY OF THE L V. in the mornin' so she wouldn't suspect, and have her feehn's hurt. But an old gray wolf started a stampede among the cattle that night, and we hopped out without waitin' to do up our chamber work. Reddy. And while we were gone the Chink came in to make up the bunks, found the sheets and took 'em to the boss to find what he should do with them. She was there, and qucn-sc-contly we didn't get any more white bed linen. Schwartz (enjoyingly). Mad, of course! Reddy (scornfully). Mad, nothin'. She nearly laughed herself to death at the joke on herself. When a lady can appreciate a joke, w^hen that joke is on herself, she is a-bout all-1 right ! From that minute Joy Branscombe was the one girl in the world for the old L V. Steve. She's bringin' her chaperon along again this year, Red. Reddy (much disturbed). What one? Steve. The one that took such a shine to y'ou. Miss Willbe? Wontbe? Reddy. Miss W^oodbe? Miss Alta Woodbe? (sadly). Tommy. That's it, Reddy, boy. Guessed it first time. (Reddy rises.) Keep your seat, don't get excited. We won't interfere. (Rises and sidles over to Reddy, imitating Miss Wood- be's gushing twitter.) Oh, Mr. Reddy! Do tell me what makes that dear little creature bleat like that. Is it dangerous? Ah, I feel so safe when I think that your strong right arm — JOY OF THE L V. 9 Reddy (knocks Tommy over). Oh, get out! Think you're funny, don't you? Tommy (rising and dusting himself ). ''Strong right arm" all right, Red, but I didn't need such convincin' proof. Hello, here they come now ! (All except Shorty rise.) Reddy. All ready, boys? Now. One, two, three ! All (except Shorty). Whoo-ee-e ! (Swing hats. ) Whoo-ee-e ! Whoo-ee-e ! Joy (from a distance). Whoo-ee-e! (All, except Schwartz and Shorty, begin prep- arations for her coming. They brush off trous- ers and sleeves, re-tie neckkerchiefs, straighten out and re-dent hat crowns, comb hair with fin- gers. Reddy takes a bit of broken mirror from shirt pocket, and combs hair with a pocket comb. ) Tommy. Aw, quit it. Red ! You're too f as- cinatin' already. The rest of us don't stand a ghost of a show with the ladies when yo'u smooth your Tishun locks like that an' smile. Reddy. Run away, little boy. It's wicked to be envious as you are. You heard her say she loved red hair, and that's why — Tommy. You're all mixed up. She said she loved brown hair with red glints in it. Steve (musingly). Strong's hair is brown, isn't it ? Shorty (angrily). Strong's? Jini Strong's? Reddy. Hello, Shorty ! Come alive, have you? Glad to see you. Fine day! 10 JOY OF THE L V. Tommy (striking an attitude). James Strong. The same. You have named him. Our honored and honorable foreman ! Shorty. Honored, yes — and not proved dis- honorable — yet. Rcddy. What do you mean, Shorty? Tommy. Aw, shut up, Shorty. Forget your grouch ! There's not a decenter, squarer, more upright fellow on the range than Jim Strong, and you know it. Shorty. That's just exactly what I don't know. Rcddy (walks up to Shorty). Look here, Shorty. If you've anything to say about Jim Strong, spit it out like a man or else shut up. You are always sneering about Jim, but nobody has ever heard what you got agin him. Spit it out, I tell you. Shorty. I will when I get good and r«eady. I know more about him than any one of you. An' I know what he's doin' right now that would finish him up in an hour if I told it. (Enter John Branscombe U. C, and Joy and Miss Woodbe U. L.) John (embraces Joy warmly). Welcome home, little sister. We have been pretty lonesome with- out you. Pretty lonesome. (Shakes hands with Miss Woodbe, kissing her lightly on the cheek.) Welcome to you, too, Cousin Alta. I am very glad to have you here with Joy. Very glad. (W'hile the following is going on, Joy greets Steve and Tommy warmly, and is introduced to JOY OF THE L V. 11 Hank, Thompson and Schwartz, with whom she shakes hands.) Miss JVoodbc. Oh, Cousin John! You mustn't. You really mustn't. I'm not used to that, you know (bridling and twittering). It is really embarrassing. Just see how you have made me blush. (Both down stage to C., Shorty following.) Joy and I had a perfectly glorious drive. That young Mr. Stout — Joy (over her shoulder). Mr. Strong, Alta. (Down stage toward L.) Miss JVoodbe. Oh, yes, to be sure I meant Mr. Strong, of course. (Sees Shorty). Oh, how do you do, Air. Shorty? How do you do?. (Shakes hands.) As I was saying, John, Mr. Strong proved so entertaining. He is well to do, too, isn't he? He knows a great deal about the range country, and as I say, he has a fine start in life for so young a man. I asked him about it — how people got a start like that out here, and he said — (laughs affectedly) — dear me, he is so amusing and entertaining — he said many of them got their start by having a good pony and a long rope. Wasn't that clever of him ? Shorty. It is, mighty clever of him, so long as he doesn't get caught using them (moves up stage to R.). Miss JVoodbe (eyes following Shorty). I do not think he quite rightly grasped my meaning (talks to Branscombe). Reddy (moves down stage to L., keeping care- fully behind the others, out of sight of Miss 12 JOY OF THE L V. Woodbe). Miss Joy, you haven't said how d'y'do? to me, yet. I'm feehn' awful lonesome. If you don't say something to me pretty soon, I'm afraid I'll cry. I'm feelin' mighty choked up right now, Joy. Why, you poor boy ! (gives him both her hands). How could I have overlooked you of all others? It seems so good to see you again, Reddy. Come on over here, now, and tell me every single thing you know about the L V. What's happened? Who is where? And when does the round-up begin, and where does it start ? (Leads Reddy down stage to L. C.) Rcddy. First, the round-up begins tomorrow, on Owl Creek. Plenty near enough for you to ride over. There are a good many new men. Jack, Bob, Barker, Nolan and about a half dozen others of the old lot went down to Argentine. I didn't. Knew you'd be coming back here this year, ag'in, and wild horses couldn't have dragged me away (fervently). (Joy laughs enjoyingly.) No, but seriously, Miss Joy, we have been having some little trouble. Cattle rustlers have been at work around here. The queer part of it is, the L V has been almost the only loser. Guess we've lost as many as thirty critters this last month. We're layin' for to catch them, and when we do you can believe things'll happen — fast! (Moves out from behind others. Miss Woodbe sees him.) It's this way — Miss IVoodhc. Dear me, Mr. Reddy. T didn't see you before. (Coquettishly offers both hands.) JOY OF THE L V. 13 I do hope you will forgive me ! It was utterly unintentional, I assure you. Say that you for- give my seeming carelessness ! Reddy. Sure thing! Never noticed it. Fine day. (Tries to release her hands, in vain. As she talks he takes both in his left while he mops face with bandanna in right, tries to drop them, changes hands, and mops face with left, tucking handkerchief under arm while making the trans- fer.) Miss JVoodbe. How dear and kind of you. And how sweet it is to see you again, and be welcomed thus warmly by old and dear, dear friends. You have not changed a particle. Just the same. Just the same, even to that little curl in your hair. (Boys back of her double up with silent laughter. Signal to Reddy ; pantomime their hopelessness of his state. He tries once more to release her hands, fails, transfers them a time or two, and mops his face again.) Oh, really, though, you shouldn't forget and hold my. hands this way right before all these people. I really didn't notice. I'll have to run away. I feel so con- fused. (Exits, waving coyly at him.) Reddy (sinking limply to a box near by). Heavings, Maude ! That's worse than a week straight, in the saddle ! Joy. Reddy, you are a perfect dear. And I like 3^our kindhearted self more than I can say. Branscomhe. I say, one of you boys bring in the ladies' trunks, will you ? Eh ! will you ? (Shorty exits R. All others rush off to L., re- 14 JOY OF THE L V. turning with two trunks on shoulders of two of them, others all holding them in place and help- ing. F.xit to U. L., led by Branscombe. Joy moves up stage to C, and as she is about to exit, enter Strong down R.) Strong. Joy! Joy (moves D. C). Yes? Strong. Sweetheart, won't you answer my question now? Joy. Question ? Strong. Please, Joy, be kind. Answer me, do. Joy. What can you mean? I am sure you asked me no question. You did make state- ments — cold, plain statements. Strong. Please, Joy. (Shorty is seen to enter U. R. Listening, shows savage anger.) Joy. You said that your circumstances Lf If/UUn. Cotton Bunting, strictly fast Government colors, machine sewed. 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