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TEMPERANCE PLAYS. 73 At Last 75 Adrift 1.S7 Aunt Dinah's Pl, 2.54 Dot: the Miner's l)aui:' •202 Drunkard (The] '.. 185 Drunkard's Warning 189 Drunkard's Doon^ 181 Fiftcn Years or ard's Life 183 Fruitsof the Wit 104 Lost 14t) Our Awful Ann'. 53 Out in the Street 51 Rescued 59 Saved 102 Turn of the Tide 03 Three Glasses a Dny. (i2 Ten Nights in a B:ir-R. .58 Wrecked COMEDIES. 324 A Diy In A D .ctors (Klice.., ax JTi Deacon Jones' Wife's Ghost. A FARCE IN ONE ACT, 3Grt Ra^^ley. TO WHICH IS ADDKD A DE^CRIPTIOX OF THE COSTUMES— CAST OF THE CHAEACTERS —ENTRANCES AND EXITS— RELATIVE POSITIONS OP THE PERFORMERS ON THE STAGE, AND THE WHOLE OF THE STAGE BUSINESS. Entered aeeordinp to the act of Congrem in f%t vixit 1391; 'Bv AMES' PUBLISHING CO.. iiiht eMee e/the Librnrian of Congreia at Wcuhingtan, -CLYDE. OHTD!- AMES" PUBLI SUING CO. irytiff-'zJ CABT OF CHARACTERS. Deacon Silas Jones, - - W. J. JSutcMnson. Dick Davis, - - - - W. F. Woods. Tom Judkins, - - - J^. Livcrmore. JuBA, _ - - - £trt Rawley. TIME OF PLAYING— m minutes. COSTUMES, Deacon. — Old fashioned make up, red whiskers, rea wig, boots, etc. Dick. — Rather shabby, but should not disguise the fact ;hat he has money, some jewelry. Tom. — Very shabby, boots, black wig, etc. JuBA.' — Servant's dress, swallow tail coat, white vest, black pants, very long shoes, showy watch chain, etc* ^x- STAGE DIE EC J IONS. R., means Right ; l , Left; r. h., Right Hand ; l. h. , Left Hand ; c, Centre ; s. e., (2d e.) Second Entrance ; u. e. Upper Entrance ; m. d.. Middle Door; f., the Flat; d. F. Door in Flat ; R. c, Right of Centre ; l. c, Left ot Centre. ..•■ ^ R. R. C. C. L. C. L. * Reader is supposed to-be upon the stage facing aud leu- ;e. Deacon Jones' Wife's Ghost. SC^NE. — A Jiitchen — tahle c, harrel k., rocking chair L., door in fiat, fire-;place e., shelf over fire-place, candle and candlestick on shelf — Deacon discovered smoking. Deacon. Well, my mind is kinder unsettled. Now there's Tom, he's a good sensible lad, and I ain't got a thing against him. And there's Dick Davis, he's a little loud, but by gosh, he's got lot's of money. Yes, I guess he'll make the best man for Sally. Enter, Juba, d. f. , with wood. I say Juba — jiiba. {drops wood) Yes, I'se heah. Dea. What did you drop' that wood there for? Pick ii up. iydh) Do you hear me ! Juba. {picking up wood) Spect I do. Comic business picking up wood, puts wood Ity fire- pljce. Dea. Now, if youve got that done, bring me the candle. Juba. {gets candle) Dar it am. Dea. \'ou blasted fool, that's just the candle. Juba. I know it. Ain't datwha' you sed you wanted? Dei. Go and get the candlestick off the shelf, you stupid fool. Juba. {goes to shelf — aside) I'll be gol darned if I f-ee any stick here. Well, I spects I'll have to go au'l fine one. {starts for door Dea. {looks around) Where you going, you black i, DEACON JONES' WIFE'S GEO ST. rascal ? Juba, Goin' out to git a stick off de woodpile. Dea. Get a stick off the woodpile ? Juba. Yah ! You said you wanted a stick for dat candle, and I be blasted if I can find any on dis shelf. Dea. {aside) The confounded idiot, {aloud) That's it upon the shelf there. {jpoints to candlestick Juba. Is dat what you call a candlestick y I thought a stick was wood. Dea. Now get a match and light it. Juba. {gets match) Say, Massa, which end do you light dis on ? {holds up candle stick Dea. Bring that here. There ain't no use tryin' to learn a nigger anything. (Deacon lights candle Juba. Dar, by golly, I'se learned somethin'. Dea. Now get to your work, (leans hack in chair and smokes and reads) Now I'll enjoy myself. Juba. {sneeze) By golly ! Whew ! If anybody should come in heah, dey would call it a smoke house, {sweeps Enter, Tom, d. p. Tom. How are you this evening, Deacon V Dea. Tolerable well, sir ! {smokes Tom. I suppose Sally's well? Dea. About as well as usual. {smokes Tom. {moving near Deacon) Deacon, I've come over chis evening, to speak to you on a very solemn — Juba. {aside) I'll bet he'll make a preacher some day. Dea. Anything concernin' the church, Tom? Tom. No, not exactly. Dea. {smokes) Let 'er go. {takes up paper and rca 7- Tom. Deacon, I've come down this evening to talk ': » the, subject of marriage. Dea. You ain't goin' to get married, are ye, Tom? Tom. Well, I'm' talking some of it. Dea. I think I'm a pretty good adviser. Tom, who have you settled your affections onto? Tcm. Well, Deacon, the truth of it is, I love your daughter, and I know she loves me. Juba. {aside) Yah,-dat's so, case I seed um huggin' each odder, de odder day. {sweeps DEACON JONEB' WIFE'S GHOST. 6 Dea. T'wont do you any good to talk in that direction, because I've got another feller picked out for Sally. Tom. Does she agree to it ? Dea. {hitUng table withjisi) By gum, she's got too! I'm boss of this house. (Juba drops Iroom and rims to- ward door) Here you black rascal, where are you goin'? Juba. (stops) Jes' goin' to shut de door. Tom. I suppose it's that Dick Davis you've got picked out, ain't it ? Dea. (reading paper) You've guessed it the first time. 'Tain't because I've got anything against you, Tom, but Dick's got lot's of money, an' that's the main thing in this life, and he'll make Sally a good husband. (looks at paper) Well, by gum! if here ain't the most foolish thing I ever read. Why the idea ! They say this house is haunted; That spirits roam around here. Juba. Dat's a fac', dere's two barrels of 'em down cellar. Tom. (aside) Good! I have it. I will yet have the old man's consent. (^^ Deacon) Well, I suppose there's no use arguing with you any longer ? Dea. No, I've made up my mind, that Dick will make the best husband for Sally. To7n. (rises and goes) Good night, Deacon. (exit, C. D. Dea. Good night. Well, Tom's a good hearted boy, but Dick, lie's got the money. Yes, Dick shall have her. Enter, Dick, c. d. Dick, (to Juba) Hello ! you black heathen . (to Deacon) Good evening, Deacon! Juba. (aside) You miserable white niggah, I'll get even wid you. Dich. Deacon, what's that Tom Judkins prowlin' around here for? I met him out in the woods. Dea. Oh ! he just came over to ask me if he couldn't have Sally. Dick. And you told him — Dea. (hits table with fist) No! (J vb a Jumps Juba. (aside) By golly ! I like to lost my equillib- rum, dat time. Dick. You'r a sensible man, Deacon. How is it, S DEACON JONES' WIFE'S GHOST. Deacon, I saw in this morning's paper, that this house waa haunted. Dea. Well, that's what the paper says. They say that my first wife haunts this place, but it's darn queer how she can. She was buried in a cashmere robe, in a black walnut coffin, with silver handles and a fifty dollar tombstone over her head. DicJc. I'ts mighty queer, Deacon, but who's afraid ? Dea. I ain't. If a ghost should come in that door this minute, I'd — Juba. Say, boss, I wish you would'nt talk on such solemn subjects. Dea. Here take this pipe and put it on the shelf. {yells) Do you hear ! Jiiha. {takes pijpe) I 'spect I do, I ain't de'f. {puts pipe on shelf Dea. Dick, how about a little cider ? Dick. Well, Deacon, a little cider wouldn't go very bad. Dea. Juba, get a pitcher and go down cellar and draw some cider. Juba. {scared) Lawd bress you Massa, de cider's nice as ebber was, an' Juba woulda't hab no disjectives against a drink ob it, but dis chile wouldn't go down into dat cellar at dis time of night, for all de cider in de world. Dea. {laughs) Well, Dick, you're younger'n I am, you take the candle and go down and draw the cider. Dick, {getting nervous) Oh ! Deacon, I couldn't think of taking such liberty. You go down and I'll keep watch. Juba. {comic business) By golly ! dis is gettin' putty omniferous. Dea. Fiddlesticks, Dick, we'll both go down. It needs tv^o, one to hold the mug and the other to draw the cider. Juba. An' annoder to hold de candle. Dea. Juba, get the pitcher. (Juba gets pitcher] Here we go. You go ahead, Dick Dick. No, I'd rather not. I do not know the way. Dea. O pshaw ! What's the use bein' afraid. AI aboard. Juba, you bring the candle. Juba. {gets candle) j'se got it. {get to door, r. BEACON JONES' WIFE S GEO ST. 7 Enter, Tom, e. e., disguised as ghost. 'Tom. i^omans voice) Back, every one of you ! JuBA drops candle, gets into harrel out of sight — Deacon gets tinder table — Dick behind chair. Jixha. [in barrel) Oh! de good Lawd come right clowu fro dis roof, and presarb dis niggah, 'cause he's chased by a ghost, {peeps out) , Oh ! {drops out of sight Diok. Don't take me ! It's the Deacon you want. He's been a dreadful old reprobate. Juba. (looks out) D^at's de trufe ! {drops down Dich. I'm honest ! I belong to the church. Juba. {looks out) So do I ! {drops back Dick. And give five dollars to the minister, besides a couple of pounds of butter Thanksgiving, {ghost groam,s Ju^a. (looks out) Oh ! what a lookin' animal he is. Oh! {drops back Dea. Dick Davis is the very one you want ! Take liim, dear good ghost. He cheated t^e widder Sprigins m work. {groans Juba, Dat's de trufe and I'll swear to it. Dea. An' he sold sassingers made out of liver ! Spare me ! I am an old gray headed man and can't last long. Tom. {deep voice) Deacon Jones — Juba, (looks out) Oh ! ain't dat solemn ? [drops down Tom. On one condition, you shall both go free. Juba. (looking out) Me to ? {drops bade Tom. None other! Promise both of you, what I re- quire, or I'll drag you down to everlasting torment Dea. Anything! anything! Dick. I promise ! Juba. {looks out) I'll promise right on top of de good book! {drops down Tom. Deacon Jones, Thomas Judkins loves our daughter. Jaba. {looking out) Don't you 'spose we knowed dat. (Tom moves, Juba drops into barrel— looks out) By golly, dat was a close call. {drops back Tom. In separating them you sold your soul to the S DEACON JONES' WIFE S GHOST, , devil ; consent to their marriage and I leave you forever. Juba. By golly, I wish you'd hurry up, dis barrel's gettin' mighty tired. Tom. Refuse, and I give you over to satan. Z>ea. I consent ! I do ! She shall marry him when- ever she likes. Juba. You hab my consent. Dick. I give her up ! The widder Springins will make the best house-keeper after all ! Juba,. {lodhs out) Dat's what I alius sed. Tom. {tJwows off disguise) Thank you, gentlemen. Juba. ) Dick, y Good Lord ! Dea. ) Dick, {rushes out) Tom Judkins, I've a good mind thrash you for this. Tom. You have the privilege, sir ! Dick, (throws off coat) Well, here goes — Dea. {rushes out) Dick Davis, youjes' put on your coat, an' don't you dare touch Tom Judkins. Juba. {comes from barrel) Don't you git scared, Tom, kase, if dere's goin' to be any fightin', I want to hab a han — or radder a head in it. Dis ole skull has stood lots of hard cracks, and I reckon it's good fo' some more. 1 alius sed dat you ought to hab Sally, an' I say it yet. Dea. Tom, I've changed my mind about that marrying business. I had thought that I would have Sally marry a man with lot's of money, but I've changed my mind, so I guess I'll have her marry a man with lots of brains, an' that man is you, Tom. Tom. I am very much obliged to you, De-acon. Dick. Well, as I sed afore, I think the widder Sprinkins will make the best wife for me after all. Tom. "Well, let's all shake on it. Dick. ) Dea. > All right. Tom. ) (Tom and Dick take Deacon's hands Juba. {raises hands over them) May de Lawd bresa 70U my children. OUHTAZN. THE END. I 9^" '^ ximBs' Plays — U ontlnuEd.. 124 i")7 21)7 199 174 1.58 149 S7 la; 114 21 i4 219 239 221 21 i2 S7 1(5 Comedies Contiiined« A Lu^al Holiday » 3 A PlcHsurc Trip. 7 3 An AtllifUni Fauiily ^ 7 5 CaiiiTlii ill tlie Act 7 3 riu.tur.'il .. 6 4 Caste 5 3 Factory (iirl ti 3 lliMoic Dutchuiai) of '7iJ 8 3 lloiiie 4 3 Lov( s Labdf Not Lost. 3 3 Mr.lludson't! Tiger Hunt 1 1 Xovv i'ears in N. Y. 7 6 Not S.) Bad After All'. 6 5 Not Such a Fool us He Looks 6 3 Our H y.« (i 4 Our Daughters 8 (i Puffaiidthe Baby 5 3 Passions 8 4 Prof. Jiiiii(!s' Exjierience T( a/'hio'-' (lountry .School 4 3 Rajrsaiiil Bottles 4 1 Scale with Sharfis and Flats.. 3 2 Solon SI;iiii;l(> 14 2 Tw. Bad Buy^ 7 3 The Biter Bit 3 2 The Cigarette 4 2 S2.0II0 R.-ward 2 TRAGEDIES. The Serf fi 3 FARCES & COMEDIETTA S. 129 132 31ti 2.S9 12 ■M\ 1(56 ;50 lli9 3I.J 31 21 12.i 24) Aar-u-ae-oos , Actor and Servant Aunt Charloite .« Maid A Colo el's M'siian A ('aintal .Match A Kis- in the I>ark ATe.van Alother-in-Law A Day Well Spent A Resinlar Fix A I'rofi'ssional (lardener AlarmiuKlv Suspicious All hi A M'ld le An Awfi 1 Criminal A Vlatchiii ■kinif l'".itlier A Pet oi the Public A Komant c Attachment A Thrilling Item A Ticket of Leave A Valets, .Mistake A T>ay ill a Doctors Office Betsey Baker I'.etrer Half lilack vs. While I ' f liii Smith Will Win, i.rosian ~ i'M|"'rs I!"' eption Party. 'i n 2 1 1 1 3 3 .') 2 3 2 5 4 2 3 2 4 7 2 4 4 3 3 3 1 3 2 r, -i 1 2 2 2 2 5 4 :( 3 ; I) 1 4 3 1 *■ '.■'... r . .uiineef! Deuce i:i iu Him... 4 9 1 4 NO. 19 220 18K 42 14.S 218 224 2;^3 154 184 274 209 13 307 66 271 Ufi 12(1 50 140 74 Sr-, 247 95 .305 :i:9 11 32:5 99 82 182 127 22S 302 106 288 1.39 231 235 69 208 212 32 186 273 2 Th .t Hascal Pat 3 2 40 Th 't Mvsleriouf! 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