*> *b! J 1 „<- r ^Cr 'oK o V ,o i V . » • o . "^ . v .>*&% V ,A° ^* *••»'■ A <> .*'•«. "*0 .A % c°"> <** V * 0* t - L "* ^o .A N c°»S <^ A v 91 \^ .. «* 0M ° rt f ' Wee Willie Wink A Pantomime, in Two Acts, BY & E O R G K L . FOX Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1870, by Geoeoe L. Fox, id the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington. NEW YORK : Metropolitan Job Printing and Engraving Establishment, 97 Nassau St, 1870. c. £ 9 y / /J- Wee Willie Winkie. hue, in Ctocr ^rts, BY QEORO-B Xj. FOX - 1871 X5> \ How are they named P 1st Fairy. Blondette the rich, is one. Fairy Queen. The youth ? 1st Fairy. Leander, a poor man's son. Fairy Queen. You raise my hopes ; bring me some mean disguise. Beneath which, hidden from all prying eyes, I'll watch their loves and aid them with my power. Now quick, retreat ye to our coral bower. All the Fairies exit R. and L., except the 1st. Fairy. Fairy Queen exits R. II. Ihe 1st Fairy wares her wand until scene changes, and then exits R. II. The scene works up and down, and shores the set Mill and Miller's House, R. and L. SCENE 2d. Lake at Sunrise- Set Mill I. H. Set House R. II. Lively Music. Enter all the peasants, male and female, as the scene opens. The Old Man comes on with Blondette, makes her sit down to some sew- ing, and tells her to oversee the work of the peasants. Old Man then takes a large round basket; places it on his head, and says that. he is going to market to get something for din- ner, and e*its. Leander enters, and seeing Blondette, he goes to her and tells her of his love, she says not to think anything more of it, for her father will not allow it, and that she fears him too much to disobey. Leander tells her to fear nothiug, and then calls all the peas- ants around him and informs them of his love for Blondette, but that the Old Man won't have it ; he then asks them to assist him in hoodwinking the Old Man, and not to let him know that he has called to see Blondette during his absence. They all promise him. He tells them to keep watch and let him know if the Old Man should come during his inter view with Blondette. The peasants all go up >tage and watch off L H. for the Old Man's return -they see the Clown coming down the road, and they come down stage and inform Leander and Blondette of it. Leander asks the peasants to hide him, which they do by covering him over with shocks of wheat, all then resume their work as if nothing had hap- pened. Blondette sits by her lover's hiding place. The Clown enters loaded with wheat ; sees Blondette; lays down his load on the ground and goes to her ; kneels down close by Leander's hiding place, and then com- mences to make love to Blondette. Leander, in the meantime, pinches and pushes the | Clown unseen by him ; the downturns around and thinking that it was some of the peasants rights with them, after which he turns *,o Blondette and wants to kiss her; she spurns him indignantly, and pushes him away ; he falls over the bundles of wheat and discovers Leander hiding there; he chases Leander around stage ; every one getting in his way ; at last, through the persuasion of Blondette, Clown and Leander become reconciled and shake hands. Leander proposes to play at Blind Man's Buff; Clown consents. Business of binding the Clown's eyes, and then the game commences, and ends at the entrance of the Old Man, who is seized by the Clown. The Old Man shakes the Clown off and drives the peasants away ; he then tells Blondette to get the tablecloth and dishes ; Blondette goes into the house for the required articles, whilst the Old Man and Clown bring forward the table. Business with the table. Blondette returns with the tablecloth and dishes. Busi- ness of tearing the tablecloth. Business of eating. Leander steals back. Old Man send (Town away, and exits into house with Blon- dette. Leander comes forward and signals for Blondette, who returns; he asks her to elope with him; she consents, and they are about to rush off as the Fairy Queen enters disguised as an old beggar, and exclaiming:— " Ah! woe in me! Woe is me!" she is about to sink on the ground when Leander and Blondette support her; she solicits alms; Leander says that he has no money, and to prove it turns his pockets inside out. Blon- dette does the same ; at last she thinks of the gold cross on her neck and takes it off and gives it to the beggar. Faikv Queen. Thank you. my children, beggar though 1 be, I yet may be of set vice, as you'll sec ; And you. fair maid, this water-lily take. Tht Fairy Queen gives thi lily to Blon- dette. Twas plucked from out the depths of yonde 1 lake ; It bears a charm to aid maids in distress, And real true love it has the power to .Mess. Now, then, away, or some one will discover That pretty Blondette's flitting with her lover. The Fairy Queen crosses to house; the lovers embrace, and while so doing the Old Man enters from house, followed by four millers; the Fairy Qvee 1 trips him up with he crutch, and the four millers fall over the Old Man. Old Man gets up and orders Blon- dette into the house. The four millers chase Leander off L. II. The Old Man turns and discovers the Queen disguished as beggar; he orders her away: she refuses: they struggle up stage: finally the beggar trips the Old Man up and he falls into the water. Beggar exits. Old Man calls for help lustily : the four millers return and help Old Man out of water and into house. Mush' changes. Scene darkens. The Clown and Leander enter from opposite entrances, each with a ladder: they grope around in the dark, each hunting for the house. Clown finally gets into the house. Business of ladder at house. Business ot flower pots. Old Man comes out of house. Leander sneaks in and slams door in Old Man's face. Old Man gets ladder ; climbs up to window ; door opens : Leander and Blon- dette run out and are seized by Clown and Old Man. Trumpet in distance; they all go up to see what it is. Enter soldiers and Cap- tain of Guard, followed by Laundry Maid. Maid. The Royal Laundry! All's turned upside down: The things won't wash I've spoilt the Queen's new gown ; The King's best shirts are black as chimney smut. 'Tis all your doing down, lads, with the hut. Business of driving //>< Maid off'. Business of glasses and scroll. GuAitp (showing letter). Your father, Blondette. has there a heavy task, To send at once of Hour fifty sacks. Or King dc Bobbin will most surely axe The reason, and his head perhaps yours too ; So you'd belter commence at once your labor, And see what you can borrow from a neighbor. [Exit guard end soldier** Business of Blondette with Lilly. Business of sending off Clown. Business of filling window with meal bags. Business of mill. " Somnambula, [Keif all into house. Enter Laundry Moid shaking her fist at Leander and Blondette as they go into house. Maid. You Hpoilt my vengeance, and II. spoil your kissing; Your Pa, his flour Miss, shall soon be A/tes-ing. I am up to trap, most luckily have set one; (.'aught three blind mice ha, ha ! I'm not quite yet done : How. then, to hue them here, as neither sees. A lucky thought!— this is, I think, the cheese. Business o/ Mice. Eider Cat. Maid. Poor Puss! I'll serve you now as Mother Hubbard Did her old dog. and put you in the cupboard. Puts Cat in the cupboard. The meal in the bags in window dis- appear. Maid rive them but half an They're hard at work hour, They'll play Old Harry with the old Miller's flour. , , _ ,. ,, [Exit Ma/d, L. I . E. Enter Zander from house, and seeing tin: meal all gone, falls in despair upon thr stage. Enter Fairy Queen, I.. U. E. Fairy Quken. What's this I see ?— Leander a coward grown! Lp, up, hoy! up, and then the day's your own ! Don't be afraid, you know no harm I wish ye, But pray, Leander, don't look so very fishy ; The game's on foot, we must not now be setters ; No time for words, there's only lime for letters. Great A, little A, bouncing B. The cat's in the cupboard and she can't see. Don't be alarmed, a Fairy never (ails ; Here come the mice, but bow ah ait their tails? Business of Mice dHoen from tin millby Old Grain. Blondette ami Clown. Leander embraces Blondette. Enter tin Maid and Villagers. Maid. There ! there's a sight ! Fairy Queen. A sight ! a sight of stuff! You did the same when you were young enough. Stick to your wash-tub, as you like hot water. Let's drive her off! Maid. Oh ! quarter ! quarter ! quarter ! They drive her off. Fairy Queen (to Old Man). What shall Leander do to gain your pretty daughter ? To prove his love he'll go through fire and water ! He'll do whatever your wits propose. (Old Man whispers to Fairy Queen.) What! bring De Bobbin's, Laundry Maid's nose ? [Exit Old Man and Blondette. Easiness, Leander and Fairy Queen go up stage. ! Faiky Queen (to Leander com ing eloien). I will assist you— first admission get To the King's palace- (Leander starts)— we've not got it yet. Yes. yes ; I see my plan will do, I'm sure : Robbiu de Bobbin is an epicure ; So with a blackbird pie we'll tempt the King, For its contents my raven's just the thing. Let sly old Ralph get in as I propose, And he'll soon have the Old Maid's wished-for nose. And now to make the pie- don't fear, alls right : We'll change the scene fairies work best at night. Song Fa1ry Q i;een - Here tliey come, sirs, fairies a mob ! I will the pastry make ; He's a glutton is Rob de Rob ; Soon I his palate will tickle. So off we'll go, roll out the dough ; Not worth a dump are your fears to me ; You remain till I've finished the job, Which shall most quickly be. Business of making pie. Business of Clown. SCENE Sel. EXTERIOR OF KOB DE BOB'S OASTLK. Enter Guards L. I. E., and off through //dies. Enter Leander and Clown with pie. Business of knocking at gate. Enter Porter at cue. Leander pantomimes that h< wishes to see the King. Porter. Can vou see the King, and what's the reason why ? Von wish to see him - (business)— "What ? a blackbird pie ! You cannot see him. My hesitation's funny ; Not 'till he's dined and counted out his money. Hut after dinner. I'll bet you a farden. You'll find his Majesty about the garden. Have you the golden key — (business)— Here, out of sight ; Close by the laundry wall, then take the right. [Exit Leander and Clown. Eider Laundry Maid. Business and exit. Porter. You lump of mischief, would that you were hung ! And not a word ; she must have lost her tongue. Enter Cook from (/ale. Cook. The flour's not come. Porter. No, but the Miller is A rogue in grain. Look at his all-wry phis # Cook. But he's no use ; he's heavy, too, as lead. Porter. We'll grind his bones to make De Bobbin's bread. Cook. No time for that— (bell rings)— the bell for dinner rings; I must be off' and dish up all the things. [Exit Porter and Cook, R. L E. Music March. Procession of guards, cooks, noblemen, guests, &c, through gate. SCENE ith, Enter Leander and Clown. Business. Music March. Procession of King, Queen, attendants, noblemen, guests, guards, &c, &c, L H. U. E. Grand Flourish. King De Borbin. Tis well that! That Monarch cannot, reign amiss Whose subject! keep on flourishing like this. Bless ye, my people ! Proudly I survey— Those who pay taxes, tremble and obey ! By other nations, you're contented taught to be, And if you're not contented, why you ought to be. As for myself, of me will poets sing, He's good and happy as a little King. Now. business being disposed of, quick prepare Our royal banquet in the open air. The table's well provided, that lean say for them ; AYines of the best— the best is, I don't pay for them. Now, my good people, we your summons heed, And before we banquet, let the sports proceed. ( Introduced, business. ) Our sports being over, we will take our case ; My good people, excuse us, if you please. My lovely bride! Ill go count up the money, Whilst you amuse yourself with bread and honey. [Exeunt omnes. Music March. Enter Leander and Clown -they open th, pie— the Raven flies out of it and off. | Exit Clown and Leander. Enter Laundry Maid, with a large, bas- ket of clothes— proceeds to hang ihem up the Raven flies across the stage and picks off her no.se. Business and exits. SCENE 5th. At the opening of scene Raven flies across stage with uoise. Then the Laundry Maid and all the Villagers enter into pursuit of Raven, and exit R. II. I. E. Old Man and Millers enter, carrying bags of meal. Clown runs on from an opposite direction, and coming in collision with them knocks them down. Leander enters unperceived. The Millers pick thenv selves up and carry oil' meal, leaving an empty bag behind. Exit Old Man and Clown. Leander gets in empty bag. Old Man returns and calls Clown to carry away the bag of meal. Business. Blondette enters with nose of Laundry Maid. The lovers embrace. Old Man and Clown separate them. Enter Fair;/ Queen. L. Jf. Fairy Queen. Vile wretch, how dare you try a dodge like this. And throw your cloak of grief upon their bliss. Henceforth upon our stage, all discord ceases; A thing like you, shan't pull our piece to pieces. In mortal form no more to tread the earth. Bat henceforth aid the seasons, glee and mirth. In other guise one year you'll pass away! So change to Harlequin without delay. Lea/rider changes. And Blondctte, happiness be thine ; Become his faithful, loving. Columbine. Blondctte change*. Old Max. I beg your pardon, you forgot me here! Fairy Queen. I'll foil you yet ! as Pantaloon appear. Old Man changes. And you, who even on the lovers frown, Shall follow on their steps as clow T n. Clown changes. Fairy Queex. Yet, stay a moment, ere to earth you troop ; To explain the meaning of this motley group : First, with the youthful lovers we'll begin : Now hear the magic gifts of Harlequin ! The cap upon his head, his greatest prize, Makes him invisible to mortal eyes; The hare's foot placed therein denotes his speed, As arrow shot from bow, or stag, or sleed : The mask doth trivc him courage, wisdom. skill ; This wand hath power to change things at his will ! The colors of his dress, such passions show, As admiration, love, and hope, not woe. This Columbine, named after a fair flower, His loving partner is by fairy power ! Now Pantaloon pursues her for himself; To aid his plans has got this rougish elf. ( 'lown plays his master such fantastic tricks, That all he gets is buffeting and kicks ! Now then away ! Loud mirth be your ally. And mind you please our friends. Clowx. At least we'll try ! Fairy Queen exits. Grand Rally and all <>rr. SCENE 6th. grand fairy transformation. End of Act 1st. ACT 2nd.— SCENE. 1st. SXOW DROP. High set snow piece X. Protile cars to work X. Profile figures of Clown and Pantaloon to work. Set Trick House C. Set Trick Banks. Set Trick Tree to work at cue Set Mile Post and Trick Bench. Set Snow Piece to change to Reindeer and Sleigh. Stretching Horse to work on at cue. Book for Emigrant. Sewing for Woman. Loaded Gun and Blanket for Indian. Axe by Tree. Three small logs of wood, with strings. Tomahawks and knives for Indian. Bag of Gold. Two Bears and Young Cub. Whip for Wood Cutter. SCENE 2d. ORIGINAL OXE DOLLAR STORE AND MY VNCLE THE BROKER. Doors R. and L. used. Pawnbroker's Sign of Three Balls— Trick. Bundles for men and women. Trick Card to turn to Hand Satchel. Policeman's Club. Orange Peel for Boy. Large Watch and Key for Dandy. Dinner Bell for Prompter. Bandbox to hold Little Girl. Song Miss Yeamans SCENE 3d. KITOHEX. Oven L. H. in flat. Sausage Machine, on flat. Refrigerator to change. L. II. Stove to change to Range. Trick Ironing Table. Home Washer and Tuo. Trick— Pig's Head, Table and Chair. Table and three Chairs. Tablecloth on Table. Loaf of Bread. Three Plates, Knives and Forks. Bottle of Wine. Three Tin Cups. Peel for Cook. Bell for Prompter. Twelve Platters of various Meats for cook- ing. Small Cakes in Oven. Platter Roast Beef. (Trick.) Ironing Materials on Ironing Table. Red Hot Poker by Stove. Yards of Harlequin Dress. Trick Chair. Live Dog. Skeleton of Harlequin. Skeleton of Dog. Ready for Explosion. SCENE Wi. STREET AT NIGHT Doors R. and L. used. Two Lower Windows, with shutters. (Trick.) Trick Window, Old Woman and Cat. Spiked Post. Placards for Housekeepers. (Quiet Lodg- ings.) Chairs by Windows, inside House. Stuffed Sticks. Trick Ladder, ready. Small Policeman. Organ Grinder. SCENE 5th. EXTERIOR OK BARN. Working Barn on flat. Bird House, to flip at cue, with working bird. Trick Benches, II. and L., to change at cue. Live Donkey. Straw for Hostler. Wood crash. Whip with lash and snapper. Loaded Gun for Sportsman. Frog's Head and Dress.. Barn Door (to dance on). Small Donkey, Giant Donkey and Woman. Ladder ready. SCENE 6th. EXTERIOR OF BLACKSMITH SIH>|>. Door in Hat Black Backing, ('art-wheel ready, R. LB. x Long rope ready in Bh ksmith's. Saw and red-hot Poker ready in simp. Flash of Fire at door. Large Sledge hammer. Eight Sledge-hammers. Policemen's Clubs for Children. SCENE 7th. Revolving Chair. Base Ball Game. Soldier on Guard. Set door, L. 2 E., with figure to flip. Chest of Drawers with Leap. Bed and trick Bed Clothing. Table (trick). Portfolio. Trick (Bell for Prompter). SCENE 8th. LANDSCAPE. Arrival of the Regiment. SCENE 9tL CASCADE BY MOONLIGHT. Harlequin Leap. Dance, Columbine. (Fall- ing Flats.) 52 5 SCENE Utih. VIEW OF CHINA. Set Waters. X. Chinese Merchandise. Pantomimic Buis. Clown and Pantaloon, Trick Boat and Demon. SCENE 11///. CHINESE STREET. Trick House. Trick Posts R. and L. Trick Press. Statue ready. Chinese Merchandise. Loaded Pistol on Post. Squashed Head. Smashed Hand. SCENE 12th. WINE VAULTS. Barrels to flip. Leap and turn out. Champagne Baskets. Hogsheads to flip. Rustic Table and Stools- Wine Basket. Lantern Trick. Demijohn Trick. Bottles and Demijohns for Children. SCENE 13th. DARK SCENE. Business of Clown, Pantaloon. Harle- quiu and Columbine. ^ Enter Fairy Queen find speaks. Fairy Queen. Enough of strife, we've had too much of late . Sweet peace and love shall reign, we banish hate. Your power is over, and so may it always be, Desperate tyranny banished by the free '. Served by the Talisman the Fairy gave, In Leander's arms, all perils now you'll brave. Too long to compass schemes of vile intent You've toiled and plotted, now your course is spent ; Exiled from earth to dismal realms below. The punishment allotted to you. you quick shall know. Business and Exeunt. SCENE 14///. REGIONS OF RED FIRE. Squibs. Serpents. Demon Heads. Ac. &c, &c. GONG. SCENE int/i. TRANSFORMATION. The Jietdms of Light and Beauty, ft ^° U*^/" ^ V 0\°' P* *W *V*^^V* %'^S-'/ \/^y* %."*• ***** : .W° A * V *V •'