tU Oloman of tbe l)Our 
 
 A SUFFRAGE PLAY 
 
 In Three Acts 
 
 BY 
 
 EUGENE QUIRK, MARY ISABEL QUIRK 
 
 AND FLORENCE KING 
 
 (Eugene Quirk and Mary Isabel Quirk 
 are the authors of the novel "Drifting," 
 which they claim is plagarized in the 
 newspaper play "The Fourth Estate.") 
 
 1910 
 
 Atwell Press 
 
 Chicago 
 
COPYRIGHT, 1910 
 BY 
 
 EUGENE QUIRK, MARY ISABEL QUIRK 
 AND FLORENCE KING 
 
 Special Notice— This play is fully protected under 
 the new copyright law of the United States, which went 
 into effect July 1, 1909, and which imposes severe penal- 
 ties for infringement. 
 
 Entered at Stationers' Hall, London, England 
 
 Protected by International Copyright of Great 
 Britain and all her Colonies, 
 
 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 
 
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THE WOMAN OF THE 
 HOURj) 
 
Persons in the Play Q^ 
 
 Miss Dorcas Vernon — A Young Lawyer. 
 
 Judge Lynn Townsend. 
 
 Charles Bozwick — A Hobo known as ^^Tubbsey^' 
 and ^The Tub.'^ 
 
 James Perkins — ^A Lodging-house Clerk known 
 as ^^Slim Jim/' 
 
 Eddie Gibson. 
 
 Mrs. Eddie Gibson (Emily). 
 
 Mrs. Henrietta Breen — A Practical Financier. 
 
 Miss Parthenia Proctor — Head of a Social Set- 
 tlement House. 
 
 Miss Margaret EUis — Secretary to Miss Vernon. 
 
 Sam Freeman — A Hobo. 
 
 Chloe Wright — ^An Old Servant in Mrs. Gib- 
 son's family. 
 
 Election judge; election clerks; court officer; hobo voters 
 of a lodging-house colony; women of equal suffrage club, 
 and men and women residents of a social settlement. 
 
 Period — The Present, 
 
The Woman of the Hour 
 
 ACT I. 
 
 SCENE: Suite of three rooms on the ground floor of 
 a lodging house in a large city. 
 
 It is a lodging-house in which "men only" are harbored. 
 
 One of the rooms is being used as a polling place for a city election. 
 
 This room is located at the right side of the stage. In it are shown 
 the judge and clerks of election. 
 
 Here also is shown the ballot box, with a long row of curtain-shaded 
 booths that are supposed to insure secret voting. 
 
 Desultory voting is going on. 
 
 After receiving an official ballot from the election judge each voter 
 retires into a booth, where the ballot is supposed to be marked in secret. 
 
 Partitions, in which several doors are shown, separate the polling 
 place from the other two rooms. 
 
 To the left is shown the interior of one of the latter rooms — the 
 round-up room or "black-hole" — in which lodging house voters, wear- 
 ing tattered clothes, are huddled together on the floor, fairly piled upon 
 one another, and forming an indescribable heap of the unkempt, drink 
 besotted men, known as hoboes. They are human derelicts. This 
 room is shrouded in partial darkness, and its denizens are partly con- 
 cealed by a curtain. They are asleep: some are snoring. 
 
 The third room is the office of the lodging house. It is a small 
 room of the "cubby-hole" variety. 
 
 It is located in front, near the center of the stage — between the two 
 larger rooms. Here is seen the chief official of the lodging house. He 
 fills the dual role of clerk and bouncer and is a ward politician of the 
 typical lodging house districts in a great city. He is on guard at the 
 desk, with his sleeves tucked up as far as the elbows. 
 
 At the rear of the three rooms is a corridor with windows and an 
 open door affording a view from the street into the polling-place and 
 the office. 
 
 At the street doors are groups of women. Several girlish faces can 
 be discerned in the throng. All the members of these feminine groups 
 are intelligent, educated, and cultured. All but one, Mrs. Henrietta 
 
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Breen, are fashionably attired. They are quietly discussing the modus 
 operandi by which they shall demand to be given an opportunity to 
 vote, and to protest to the election judges against the expected and 
 customary denial of the right of suffrage to women. 
 
 Slim Jim, the Clerk-Bouncer, divining their purpuse, advances 
 towards the women. 
 
 SHm Jim: "What are you doing here, ladies? This is no place for 
 a bunch of women, least of all on election day. Don't you people know 
 it is election day?" 
 
 Miss Proctor: ''We know very well, sir, that it is election day. 
 In fact that's just the reason why we are here — because it is election 
 day. We are residents and workers in the social settlement on the 
 next street. Our purpose is to demand that we be allowed to vote, 
 and if our request is refused, — as we suppose it will be — to protest once 
 more against man's monopoly of the ballot." 
 
 Shm Jim: "Whew, you don't say so?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "The spirit of the laws and the constitution of our 
 country is that every adult person has the right to vote. Are we women 
 not persons? Or, must we be content to be classed forever as non- 
 persons — chattels, or something of that sort? What do you think, 
 good man? Have you no answer? Surely you (ironically) are too 
 just a man to think women are only chattels?" 
 
 Slim Jim (Puzzled): "I am not paid to do much thinking except 
 what suits the Honorable Alderman. Just wait a minute until I phone 
 him for his views!" 
 
 Miss Ellis: "I have understood that a Company, not an alderman, 
 owns this lodging house." 
 
 Slim Jim (Showing irritation as he reaches for a telephone receiver) : 
 "Yes, a company of aldermen! (Aside) They need workingmen's votes 
 to carry elections. (To the women) If anybody should ask you, women, 
 how elections are won, just say that Slim Jim is the man to round up 
 the industrious voters." 
 
 Miss Vernon (holding Slim Jim's arm so that he could not use the 
 telephone): "Why ask instructions from an alderman? We came to 
 vote, if we can. Our demands should be passed upon by that election 
 judge in there, not by an alderman on the telephone." 
 
 Slim Jim (angrily shaking off her grasp): "What — what bunk are 
 you giving me? Don't you know who selects the election judge? Well? 
 
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it is Alderman Timothy Bolton, if you want to know. When I take 
 orders they must come from headquarters. Nothing else goes here." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "But, my good man, we came to demand that the 
 election judges permit us to vote. We dont' want to hear from that 
 alderman who is the principal candidate to be voted for or against, as 
 the case may be. To ask or take instructions from anybody except the 
 election officials would be a violation of the election law itself." 
 
 Slim Jim (Ironically): "Is that so? Well, we'll see. (Aside) If 
 women ever get the ballot their honest election bunkalorum will disgust 
 the Honorable Alderman and drive him out of business. (Shows im- 
 patience) Now, let me tell you women highbrows that if the alderman 
 is ever overthrown by feminine faddists he will go down fighting like a 
 man. He says he never will accept an election at the hands of nagging, 
 gossipping women voters. Women would never vote for anybody 
 except a beau brummel, a dandy, a lady's man. The alderman is not 
 that sort of a person. That's one reason why he is against woman 
 suffrage. But, see here, ladies, I will phone at once to the alderman 
 to get in touch with the chief of the election bureau at the City Hall, 
 and if the people at the hall say to throw you out of this polling-place, 
 then out you'll go. I am the official challenger at this election and 
 when I question a voter's right to vote, my challenge goes. See?" 
 
 Slim Jim takes the telephone receiver and calls: "Hello, give me the 
 City Hall!" 
 
 Commotion among the women. Slim Jim shuts himself up in the 
 telephone booth. The women withdraw to take counsel witli each 
 other. 
 
 Slim Jim emerges from the telephone booth and enters the "black 
 hole" by a secret door connecting that room with his office. He has a 
 lantern and a policeman's club. He swings the club ominously. He 
 has come to rouse the voters from their slumbers and to see that they 
 vote "right". 
 
 Many of the sleepers are snoring loudly. 
 
 Flashing his lantern upon sleeper after sleeper he saunters through 
 the lines. He pokes the less stupefied hoboes. To the more stupefied 
 he administers with his club the tap known as "hot foot" — a stinging 
 blow on the sole of the shoe. While he is doing this he shouts: 
 
 "Wake up, wake up and vote for the honorable alderman of this 
 ward, 'Little Tim' Bolton, whose guests you have been in this lodging- 
 house and at his free-lunch counters for the last thirty days. Good 
 laws are always needed at the City Hall, and Alderman Bolton will see 
 
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that his friends among the downtrodden voters will always get a square 
 deal." 
 
 Tubbsey jumps up, fixes his toilet, and recites: 
 
 "Call me early, mother dear, 
 For the merriest, maddest day, 
 I'm to be Queen of the May, mother, 
 I'm to be Queen of the May." 
 
 Slim Jim: "Wouldn't Tub make a beautiful Queen of the May? 
 Still he's a good enough patriot on election day." 
 
 Tubbsey dances a clog dance. 
 
 Slim Jim goes out and locks the door behind him. 
 
 When all the sleepers are aroused a slide window is thrown open in 
 the secret door, and above the window is displayed a sign reading: 
 
 "Voters' Expense Money Paid Here — Voters' Drink Money." 
 Sam Freeman, one of the colonized lodgers, rubbing his sleepy 
 
 eyes: 
 
 "Rah, rah, Tubbsey; there goes what you have been sighing for. 
 
 The ghost will walk. The chink will clink." 
 
 Tubbsey gloats over the vision of the sign board. 
 
 Tubbsey: "That looks good to me, all right. Its a shame we don't 
 see it all the time. Good pay at elections is getting better from year 
 to year — ^better chance to feed my face good and plenty. The browsing 
 ought to be even better when women get the ballot, and, between our- 
 selves, most of the world's intellectuals think they will get it. Then 
 the votes of our hiking fraternity ought to be needed more than ever — 
 to overcome the reform vote of the women." 
 
 Freeman: "Let us hope so, Tubbsey." 
 
 Tubbsey (Contemplating the sign board:) "I feel the inspiration 
 felt by Omar Khayyam when he sang: 
 
 "A jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou (Pointing to the sign) 
 "Beside me sitting in the wilderness: 
 "Ah, wilderness were paradise enow!" 
 
 Freeman: "Tubbsey, were you ever in love?" 
 Tubbsey is lost in reverie. 
 
 Taking from his pocket a bundle of old love letters, wrapped in a 
 wisp of fragrant new-mown hay, he tenderly unfolds the hay and sings 
 
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THE HOBO'S DAISY DAY: 
 
 Give me a lazy, hazy day 
 
 From work and from worry far away; 
 
 With a bunch of old love letters 
 
 And a wisp of new hay — 
 
 Romance and fragrance of youth's heyday! 
 
 Oh, for a hazy, lazy day — • 
 
 A lazy, mazy, daisy day! 
 
 T'is long since a love letter came my way; 
 
 Romances forever are past my day. 
 
 But the old love letters 
 
 And the new-mown hay 
 
 Will perfume my life to my dying day! 
 
 Oh, for a hazy, lazy day — 
 
 A lazy, mazy, daisy day! 
 
 Applause from Freeman and the other "lodgers." 
 
 Freeman: "That lyric is tolerable, no doubt, but I can't see why 
 folks should crave new songs. I want the old songs — nothin' else goes. 
 Sing my old favorite. You know it, Tub." 
 
 Tubbsey: "I have reason to know it. But 1 hate to tackle the 
 darned thing. It stirs me too deeply — gives me lumpy jaw — er, ahem, 
 1 mean lump-in-the-throat. But it's your favorite, so I suppose I must 
 try it if it kills me — even if it should transform me into a Narcissus, to 
 weep myself away and become a mere speck of glistening dew upon the 
 petals of a flower?" 
 
 Freeman: "I'll be the flower — I want my pedals moistened after 
 Slim Jim's hot-foot treatment." 
 
 Tubbsey: "Well, here goes — my favorite as well as yours." (He 
 begins singing "Silver Threads Among the Gold".) 
 
 Slim Jim, re-entering: "Shut your chops. Tub. Get in line for 
 business. The hand of friendship is out today for the down and outer 
 (Pointing to the sign board) . Step up to the window, all of you — step 
 quickly. Your only true friend — the worn out working man's friend — 
 needs your friendship today at the polls. He will be generous to you 
 all, as usual. Every man will be taken care of — will get his bit and 
 more too. Get in line, get in line." (Withdraws) 
 
 The line is formed and from a place of concealment, behind the 
 secret door, the aldermanic candidate in the lodging house ward reaches 
 
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forth, through the shde window, his right hand bejeweled with multi- 
 carat diamonds. The candidate's shirt-front, in which a big diamond 
 sparkles, is also shown. Between the finger tips he holds a silver coin 
 ready to drop into the palm of the first voter in the line. 
 
 Slim Jim, re-entering and pointing to the protruding hand: "The 
 Honorable Alderman wishes me to say that he is remembering you very 
 handsomely today, so that all his friends may have the golden oppor- 
 tunity to celebrate the victory that he is sure to win at the polls. He 
 would scorn to descend to bribery or corruption at an election. He 
 does not have to. And besides, it would be illegal and unpatriotic. 
 You all know what a true patriot the Alderman is." 
 
 Tubbsey: "That's no lie, old Shm. If there were 10,000 public 
 officials like Alderman Bolton, life would be one continual round of 
 pleasure, one long dream of happiness." 
 
 Shm Jim (Clubbing Tubbsey playfuUy) : "Tub, Tub, shut off your 
 hot air. Stop your pipe dreams, wih you!" 
 
 Laughter, mingled with hiccoughy cheers for the "Honorable Alder- 
 man." 
 
 From the candidate's fingers the coin is dropped into the hand of 
 the first hobo in the fine. Then, several others get coins; but before 
 Freeman and Tubbsey are reached, the Aldermanic hand is with- 
 drawn and the slide window shut from the inside with a bang. There 
 is a roar of disappointment from the hoboes, not all of whbm had 
 received a hand-out. ■• 
 
 Slim Jim steps into the secret room. The hoboes emphasize their 
 disappointment with gestures and whispers. 
 
 Tubbsey: "Is the Alderman a quitter?" 
 
 Freeman: "Never, no, never." 
 
 Slim Jim (Emerging) : "The Alderman has been called to the phone 
 by the Chief of the Election Board at the City Hall. Don't get un- 
 easy, boys. You'll all get your dough — he has barrels of it in there, 
 and he'll hand it all out before he quits. (Aside) Why, the coins on 
 his desk are stacked up as high as microbes on a doctor's whiskers!" 
 
 Freeman: "Rah, for the Alderman. We knew he'd make good." 
 
 The slide window is again thrown open, and the payment resumed 
 amid rousing cheers for the Alderman. 
 
 After a coin had been dropped into the palm of every hobo the 
 Aldermanic hand is withdrawn and the slide window pulled back into 
 place. 
 
 Slim Jim throws open the door into the street, which door is close 
 beside another door leading into the voting place. 
 
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slim Jim: "Now, get in line for the voting. Step out into the 
 street and then back into the polUng place. Plump your ballots for 
 your best friend, Alderman Bolton. No use in trying to do anything 
 else. We'll catch you at it if you do." 
 
 Tubbsey (Hesitating): "It's a long line to the ballot box, and it 
 will be a long time between drinks, so let me make a get-away, Mr. 
 SHm. I want to get a Uttle fresh air. Be a good fellow. I'll be back 
 in a jiffy." 
 
 Slim Jim: "None of your jiffy jags for me, Tub. See here, let me 
 tell you I have never felt any too sure of your loyalty to Alderman 
 Bolton, who often in the past has shown his friendship for you, as plainly 
 as he has today. I think I'll just punish you, Tub, by showing you 
 that the Alderman cannot trust you to vote right. (Displaying a ballot) 
 Now, siree, you take this ballot along in your vest pocket, and when 
 you get the official ballot from the election judge you must take both 
 into the voting booth. There in that palladium of our Hberty— the 
 voting booth — while you are enjoying the inahenable right of the secret 
 franchise, fold up the paper that the judge will give you, take from your 
 pocket this one which I now put in there, stuff the judge's ballot into 
 this same pocket, then emerge from the secret booth, and hand my 
 ballot to the Judge who will stuff it into the ballot box. Mind this 
 point, Tubbsey — you must not make any mark on the ballot which the 
 Judge will give you. (Aside) The one now in his pocket is already 
 marked for the Alderman. I have seen to that. The ruse of the 
 marked ballot is the only sure way to make these ingrates vote right in 
 return for all that 'Little Tim' has been doing for them and the other 
 down-and-outers in tliis ward." 
 
 Tubbsey: "All right, Mr. Jim. I'll do what you order." (He 
 hobbles forward and gets in the voting fine.) 
 
 Slim Jim: "Stop there, right there, Tubbsey. You must make me 
 the stake-holder for the Alderman's fifty cents. Give it up at once! 
 You'll get it back when you bring me back the unmarked ballot from 
 the election Judge. Then you'll also get this good cigar." (Displays 
 a big, but cheap cigar.) 
 
 Tubbsey: "Mr. Jim, whatever you order is right. Here's the coin. 
 (Aside) No vote buying here! No election bribery! No ballot-box 
 stuffing— not on your life!" (Winking.) 
 
 Slim Jim. (Whispering to Tubbsey) : "Hurry up. Tub. We may 
 need your vote in other polling places. (Aside) Tubbsey is the best 
 repeater in town; he always votes early and often." 
 
Slim Jim slips a marked ballot and a big, but cheap cigar to each 
 hobo while they are yet in the "black-hole" and about to pass from that 
 room into the polling place. 
 
 At the moment when the head of the line of lodging house men 
 begins to file from the "black-hole" into the street and thence into the 
 polling place, the fine of woman suffragists begins to enter the polling 
 place through another door from the street. The confident bearing of 
 the hoboes presents a striking contrast to the timidity of the women, 
 only a few of whom venture to step across the threshold of the polling 
 place. Slim Jim, who had slipped into the polling place from the 
 "black-hole" and elbowed his way among the women, stands guard at 
 the elbow of the election Judge. 
 
 Miss Parthenia Proctor: "Who is the election judge?" 
 
 Election Judge: "That's me, ma'am." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "We women have come to vote." 
 
 Election Judge: "You'll have to come again, ma'am." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Then, you refuse to let us vote?" 
 
 Election Judge: "Of course, I do." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Why do you refuse?" 
 
 Election Judge: "Because the Board of Election Commissioners 
 at the City Hall have ordered that we refuse on the ground that it 
 would be a violation of the law and the constitution to allow women to 
 vote." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "But it is not a violation of the constitution. No 
 good lawyer has ever said it was. The intention of the fathers of our 
 country was to give the ballot to women if they should ask for it. We 
 are now asking for it." 
 
 Election Judge: "I am not here to take the law from petticoats— I 
 tell you that. So you ask for the ballot? Well, woman may ask for 
 the moon, but that's no proof that she will ever get it." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "No law or constitution can curb the sneers of a 
 mean man. Here in this last citadel of his supremacy — the polling 
 place — man denies to woman the even-handed justice to which she is 
 entitled. She will yet obtain her rights in this matter despite any 
 orders issued by a ward boss or his hireling bouncer." (Pointing to 
 Slim Jim.) 
 
 Commotion and applause among the women, and the men are 
 abashed, dazed by the young Portia's eloquence. The hobo voting 
 proceeds apa^e. 
 
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Miss Vernon (Turning to the hoboes) : "Let me tell you, warn you, 
 poor men, that this thing will not — cannot — go on forever. The decent 
 right-minded men of this nation and the world will give the ballot to 
 women to help save just such men as you are." 
 
 Tubbsey: ''Rah, rah! That's salvation for me." 
 
 Slim Jim (Rushing at Tubbsey and furiously boxing his ears) : "You 
 will never again partake of Hquid refreshments or other favors at the 
 expense of the Alderman." 
 
 Election Judge: "Order, order, Jim! Don't you see that the Tub 
 is drunk and not a responsible citizen just now." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Then, in the name of decency, tell us women why 
 is the man allowed to vote? It is a violation of the election law to 
 permit the drunk or the insane to vote." 
 
 Election Judge (Confused): "That's my business. I decide here 
 and now that he is not too drunk to vote." 
 
 Tubbsey then votes. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "So there are degrees of voting responsibility for 
 men. Well, here is a most responsible woman, Mrs. Henrietta Breen. 
 She owns more property and pays more taxes than any man in this city. 
 She has lived for 50 years in this ward. She thinks it is about time she 
 be given a voice in the selection of the persons who spend her tax money 
 — make the laws and ordinances and administer the government which 
 she supports with her taxes. Do you want to vote, Mrs. Breen?" 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "I do. That's what I am here for." (Takes off her 
 much-worn bonnet and lays it down very carefully.) 
 
 Election Judge: "You own this building and pay taxes on it, I 
 know, but you can't make yourself at home here just now, Mrs. Breen. 
 Man is yet the lord of the ballot. (Laughing) Votes are more valuable 
 than real estate in this ward today." 
 
 Mrs. Breen : "This thing is an outrage. It is becoming unbearable. 
 The men politicians gouge away from me an annual load of tax money — 
 almost one-tenth of my income— but the despots refuse to give me any 
 voice in the management of the government that spends my money." 
 
 Election Judge: "The women politicians, if they had votes, would 
 take more than one-tenth of your income for taxes,— they would tak6 
 all of it." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "That's false, sir. You are a false prophet. I am a 
 woman, sir." 
 
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Election Judge (Laughing): "Well, have I accused you of being 
 anything else?" 
 
 Mrs. Breen: ''But, I want to tell you, sir, that women are equally 
 fitted with men to administer good government. They are the home 
 makers, the home keepers, and the guardians of children. They 
 generally want to do right." 
 
 Enter Lynn Townsend, a young attorney, who has recently been 
 elected a judge, but has not yet taken his seat on the bench. 
 
 Judge Townsend: ''And they do right 99 times out of a hundred. 
 In these degenerate, decadent days the only salvation of the state and 
 the home will be the ballot in the hands of woman. She ought to have 
 it, and she yet will have it. The serpent of taxation without represent- 
 ation was maimed, not killed, in one great revolutionary war. It will 
 be killed at last in the coming struggle for the rights which too long 
 have been denied to woman. God grant that the weapons to be used 
 will be intelligence and chivalry, not bullets." 
 
 Slim Jim (To the election judge and with a look of hate at Judge- 
 elect Townsend) : "That hypocrite has his nerve to talk like that after 
 being placed on the winning ticket Ijy Alderman Bolton himself. Let's 
 end this guff. Judge, your honor. I challenge the right of these women 
 — or of any women or woman — to vote here." 
 
 Election Judge: "That settles it. The challenge is made by the 
 official challenger from the election board, and it is upheld as a good 
 and lawful challenge. The polls will now close. Every voter on the 
 registry books is accounted for. Officers, clear the room and get ready 
 to count the ballots. From all that I have seen of the temper and 
 sentiment of the good men of this ward this day, I think I can predict, 
 without a shadow of impropriety, that we have again elected trium- 
 phantly our Honorable Alderman, Timothy Bolton, to his honorable 
 seat as our representative in the legislative halls of this great City." 
 
 The women are hustled uncerimoniously from the polling place. 
 
 Slim Jim (Locking the door) : "Women don't count nohow in the 
 people's government." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Aside) : "That's true — we never will covmt until our 
 votes are counted. (To Slim Jim) Like Cromwell, you have locked the 
 door on the Parliament makers." 
 
 Slim Jim: "Well, I can't deny that. I'm locking up." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Will you take away the key in your pocket, like 
 Cromwell did?" 
 
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Slim Jim: ''Well, if you must know, the key will go into the pocket 
 of the honorable alderman. Whose else should it go into? And it will 
 remain there until he comes around and lets himself in to hear the 
 official announcement of his re-election." (Withdraws.) 
 
 After the others had departed Miss Vernon and Judge-elect Town- 
 send finger. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "You did nobly, Judge Townsend, in voicing a plea 
 in such a place for justice to women. I am more proud of you than ever 
 before, if that were possible." 
 
 (Curtain.) 
 
ACT II. 
 
 SCENE: Settlement House Parlors. 
 
 In the back ground are groups of women excitedly discussing their 
 experience at the polls. 
 
 Judge-elect Townsend and Miss Vernon are conversing in the parlor 
 in the foreground. 
 
 Judge Townsend: ''I fear it will be a prolonged struggle." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Oh, don't say that. Please don't. We will win 
 the battle in a few years." 
 
 Judge Townsend : "It will be too long to wait. (Taking her hand) 
 We have waited now for five years. How much longer must it be? 
 Can we be sure that we are nearer — that the cause for which you are 
 working is any nearer the triumph for which you are waiting? Does 
 not the long succession of rebuffs such as this you have just experienced 
 make you heart sick of the struggle that seems so endless, so unavail- 
 ing?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "No. It only makes me more determined than ever 
 to keep up the struggle. The bosses of the pohtical machines are 
 beginning to see the handwritting on the wall. They are getting des- 
 perate and that is why they are having recourse to such desperate and 
 despicable tactics as we have witnessed today." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Well, then, since you are sure that the victory 
 is inevitable the reason for further delay of our marriage has ceased to 
 exist. Can't we agree on that matter? (Taking her in his arms) The 
 time has come at last to say 'Yes'. Won't you say it? It is 'Yes'?" 
 
 Slim Jim (Looking in at the door): "That's the proper place for a 
 woman, not in the voting booth." (Withdraws) 
 
 Miss Vernon (Gently releasing herself) : "No, not yet, Lynn, not 
 yet. I have a few things more to do before I shall think of getting 
 married. The liberty — the reasonable, rightful pohtical freedom — of 
 woman is unjustly curtailed by man. I'll stick by my sisters for some 
 time to come. You know we were never engaged anyway, though you 
 have insisted on saying that we were. (Laughing) You are fancy free. 
 There are lots of other girls. Why wait any longer?" 
 
 Judge Townsend: "No other for me. I'd wait a lifetime for you. 
 Put couldn't you carry out your plans just as well if we were married. 
 You know I am heart and soul in favor of giving the ballot to women. 
 
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I am not one of those obstinate persons who beUeve that the ballot or 
 so-called politics would interfere with woman's performance of her 
 household duties — or any other womanly duties. I would never hamper 
 you in your plans or your work. Do you doubt my sincerity?" 
 
 Miss Vernon (With emotion): ''No, I do not doubt you for an 
 instant. I know you, trust you, — love you, but I cannot think of mar- 
 riage now. You must wait a little while longer — just a little while. I 
 know you will wait, won't you? Let me finish in my own way the 
 work I have mapped out for the cause." 
 
 Judge Townsend (With fervor) : "Yes, of course I'll wait, if — if — 
 it must be so." (Kisses her) 
 
 Enter Emily and Eddie. 
 
 Emily (Laughing): "Ha, ha, what a queer place to make love — in 
 a settlement house. Don't mind us, (Giggles) It's only Eddie and I. 
 (Giggles again) We have just been married." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Oh, you don't say?" 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Well! Well!" 
 
 Emily: "Yes, it's true. (Laughing) Isn't it, Eddie — I mean Mr. 
 Gibson?" 
 
 Gibson (Bashfully) : "Yes, it is true^very true. The minister has 
 just tied the lovely knot. A very quiet affair — but not an elopement." 
 (All laugh). 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Are you going to spend the honeymoon slumming? 
 I suppose that explains your visit to this place?" 
 
 Emily: "Not at all, dear." 
 
 Gibson: "No slumming for me." 
 
 Emily (Giggling) : "We happened to see you two entering the 
 settlement, and as we are married, we decided it would be just the thing 
 to get you to go and do likewise, so that all four of us could take the 
 honeymoon trip together to Europe. Eddie makes believe that we 
 can't afford the trip, but we're going anyway. Pearl Thompson went 
 abroad on her honeymoon, and I am going too. I suggested to Eddie 
 that you two have been engaged long enough. (Giggles) Now, that's 
 why we're here." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "How nice of you to plan so charmingly for us, but 
 I am sorry we cannot comply. We are not going — at least not now. 
 I have work waiting for me here at home, and it must be done. Besides 
 it takes two to get married, (Laughing) even in these days of the so- 
 called new woman, and Judge Townsend here would have something 
 to say about it." 
 
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Gibson (Whispering to Judge Townsend) : ''It's now the acceptable 
 time, Judge. We'll step out for a minute or two." 
 
 Judge Townsend (Shaking his head): "No use? old chap. Her 
 mind's made up. It's wait, wait, always wait." 
 
 Emily: "The same old story as when we were in school together — 
 those women's club meetings, I suppose?" 
 
 Judge Townsend (Laughing): "Yes, that's it." 
 
 Emily: "I don't see how any pretty girl like Dorcas can want to 
 waste her time at women's club meetings. Aunt Tillie says that in her 
 time no real good looking girl or woman ever joined a woman's rights 
 club. They didn't have to. Aunt Tillie says." 
 
 Miss Vernon (To Emily) : "You're at it again, you little chatter- 
 box." 
 
 Enter Miss Proctor, Mrs. Breen and other club women. 
 
 Miss Proctor (To Miss Vernon): "We have just held an executive 
 meeting — at Mrs. Breen's request. She wished the club to ask you to 
 get out at once a court mandate to open the ballot box at the lodging 
 house, and compel the election judge to accept the votes of women — 
 our votes. Mrs. Breen says she will pay all the expenses, including 
 costs of an appeal to the highest Courts, if necessary. Her offer was 
 accepted by the club." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "It is too late now for such a proceeding. Besides, 
 not one of the sitting judges would entertain such a plea. They 
 wouldn't dare. Mrs. Breen's suggestion, however, gives me an inspira- 
 tion, and something may result from it. (Looking quizically at Judge 
 Townsend) We have in this County a young jurist — a judge-elect — who 
 will soon take his seat in the higher courts. Our cause, we know, 
 appeals to him. In sentiment at least he seems to be on our side. 
 Before the time for the aldermanic election, one year hence, comes 
 around, we will afford this judge an opportunity to give a decision on 
 the question whether the law that gives the voting franchise to all adult 
 persons does not include adult women as well as adult men. I know 
 not whether he has ever investigated the legality or illegality of the re- 
 peated rulings that an adult woman is not a person when she wants 
 to vote, but I promise here and now that I will file in his court a legal 
 paper that will compel him to render a decision on that momentuous 
 issue. (Commotion among the women) I will ask in that document 
 that he issue a mandate ordering all election judges in his jurisdiction 
 to accept and count the votes of women." 
 
 Miss Proctor (Aside to Miss Vernon): "Don't do it. You may 
 put him in a quandary between love and duty." 
 
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Miss Vernon: "Can't help it if I do. It is about time that some 
 man were put in that sort of a quandry." 
 
 Judge Townsend stands aloof, puzzled and silent. 
 
 Mrs. Breen (To Miss Ellis): ''Who is the young judge-elect she 
 refers to? It is not Mr. Townsend who is here with us, is it?" 
 
 Miss Ellis (Whispering): "Yes, he's the man. They are said to 
 
 be engaged." 
 
 All leave except Judge Townsend. He is deeply troubled, a picture 
 of misery. He paces around. Then he soliloquizes: 
 
 "Was ever a man in a dilemma such as this? (After reflection) If 
 I insist that these good women take a change of venue from my court 
 and get another judge, I shall be accused of cowardice— and rightly. 
 Is there no escape for me— no way out of it? Yes, there is ! I will hear 
 the case, study it carefully— thoroughly— and then announce my honest 
 opinion in a decision which, for me at least, will settle forever the ques- 
 tion of the legahty, or otherwise, of woman's claim to the ballot." 
 
 Slim Jim (Entering, unseen by Judge Townsend) : "I want to talk 
 a few words with you Mr. Judge-elect." 
 
 Judge Townsend (Starting): "Ah, you do? Why not call at my 
 office? Is the matter so very pressing?" 
 
 Enter Miss Vernon, who remains in the background, an auditor un- 
 seen by the two speakers. 
 
 Slim Jim: "This place suits me well enough. Isn't a social settle- 
 ment a pubhc utility? Anyway, the Honorable Alderman contributes 
 to the support of this settlement." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "That's news to me. It must be that his con- 
 tributions are made very secretly." 
 
 SUm Jim: "It does not matter how the Alderman's money is con- 
 tributed to this hotbed of his enemies. It gets here just the same, 
 though I wish it didn't, as I think it is a mistake— this feeding of one's 
 political enemies. But that is not what I came to discuss with you." 
 Judge Townsend: "Well, what is it? Proceed." 
 SHm Jim : "It ought to be easy for you to surmise what it is. Your 
 championing of the suffragettes at the polls today has cost you the 
 Honorable Alderman's friendship as well as the friendship of many of 
 his colleagues in the Honorable City Council." 
 Judge Townsend: "Well?" 
 
 SUm Jim: "Ahem. He has sent me to tell you that if you make 
 any more mistakes of that sort you will be defeated at the next election, 
 and forever after. With the aid of Alderman Perry, his friend and 
 colleague from the River ward, he will keep your name off the political 
 
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slate for all time. You know you could not have been elected if Alder- 
 man Bolton had opposed you!" 
 
 Judge Townsend: "1 don't know anything of the sort. He was 
 supposed to be one of my supporters, but my real friends among the 
 voters have convinced me that he secretly opposed me. However, I do 
 not pretend to understand the peculiar political morality of your so- 
 called boss. Alderman Bolton. But I want to say that this brazen 
 attempt to intimidate and control a judge has gone far enough, and it 
 must stop now— now. Go back and tell your boss that he is not my 
 boss; that I have no political boss and never will bow the knee to one, 
 whether I am on or off the bench. If he thinks he can end my career 
 as a servant of the people in the peoples' courts, let him go ahead and 
 do his worst. Some day the decent people of the nation will become 
 aroused to the disgrace of a corrupt ring of political machines ruling 
 the public officials from constable to judge — and thwarting the popular 
 will. Then the masses will make short work of the bosses." 
 
 Slim Jim: "Yet, it was one of the bosses — the Honorable Alderman 
 whom I am proud to call my boss — who made a judge of you, and he 
 knows that you have your price if he should need you." 
 
 Judge Townsend (Sternly): "What do you mean, sir?" 
 
 Slim Jim: "I mean that judges, like the rest of us are grafters and 
 have their price, and the alderman whose friendship you reject knows 
 that the judicial decisions of Judge Townsend, when he takes his seat 
 upon the bench, will be for sale at $50.00 a piece to anybody who may 
 want to pay for them." 
 
 Judge Townsend (Gripping Slim Jim by the throat) : "You despic- 
 able scoundrel! I will make you eat the words with which you have 
 uttered that lie." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Rushing forward) : "Lynn, Lynn, for pity sake, don't 
 kill him. You are strangling him. He's choking." 
 
 Commotion. Miss Proctor, Mrs. Breen and other club women and 
 several of the men residents of the settlement arrive; the judge releases 
 his hold on the throat of Slim Jim, who is fanned and revives 
 
 Slim Jim (Aside to Judge Townsend and overheard by Miss Vernon) : 
 "I will get even with you for this." 
 
 Judge Townsend (Aside to Slim Jim, as the latter withdraws) : "I 
 defy you and the whole pack of thugs and corruptionists in the service 
 of your contemptible boss." 
 
 Miss Vernon (To Miss Proctor and the other club women)" "Ladies, 
 there was a little misunderstanding here between Judge-elect Townsend 
 and that man from the lodging house, but Mr Townsend handled the 
 
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matter adroitly and effectively. The emissary of the ward boss had 
 the effrontery to call Mr. Townsend to account for the few words he 
 spoke in favor of woman's rights at the polling place today." 
 
 Miss Proctor: ''It is advocacy of that sort— by intelKgent, high- 
 minded patriotic men— that is hastening the day of triumph for our 
 cause. Let us hope and pray that the country may soon have many 
 men hke Judge Townsend in every walk of hfe." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "You embarrass me, ladies. Though it might 
 be unseemly in me to say it, if 1 had already taken my seat on the bench, 
 I see no impropriety in admitting that I have always thought women 
 ought to be allowed to vote. I believe that the influence of good women 
 would dominate and purify politics. Pubhc affairs— even the most 
 exciting political campaigns — would be only a pleasant feminine diver- 
 sion like shopping. Politics would not contaminate woman — no, not 
 any more than her almost daily meetings with that worthy political 
 appointee, the postman, contaminate her at the present time. I am 
 free to confess that the corrupt use of the vote purchasable in lodging 
 houses and elsewhere, with a view to controlling the pubUc affairs of 
 decent men and women, is the greatest shame— the greatest evil— of 
 the age. I want to have it known that these are and ever will remain 
 my personal views, even though in my public capacity as a judge my 
 conscience may compel me to decide that the constitution and the laws 
 of the country, as now in force, deny the right of franchise to women. 
 I say all this without knowing how I shall decide the question when it 
 comes before me. If I decide against you it will be because the laws 
 and constitution are against you." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "In that event, we will have the laws and the con- 
 stitution changed. We know that the fair-minded, honorable men of 
 the country will emancipate the women of their households when they 
 reahze thoroughly that the feminine world is oppressed with poUtical 
 and economic serfdom. In the meantime all that we can expect of 
 Judge Townsend is that he do his duty without favor and without fear." 
 Miss ElHs: "He'll do it. He has the courage to administer his 
 public office as a pubhc trust. He has courage and conscience." 
 All withdraw except Miss Vernon and Judge Townsend. 
 Judge Townsend (Taking her hand) : "My guardian angel! I am 
 thankful that you arrived so opportunely. The affair was becommg 
 quite serious." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Laughing): "No doubt Shm Jim thought it was 
 quite serious, but he certainly deserved all he was getting— and more.^'^ 
 Judge Townsend (In surprise): "Ah, then you heard his insults. 
 
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Miss Vernon: "Yes, and 1 was amazed at your forbearance.*^ 
 
 Judge Townsend (Laughing) : ''Then there is at least one person — 
 and an attorney at that — who beheves that my decisions cannot be 
 purchased?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "There is nobody — there never will be any person 
 in this community — who would think otherwise. Even this bad man 
 of the political slums does'nt believe it. His master, the ward boss, 
 knows that you cannot be influenced or controlled. The politicians 
 fear you and are trying to intimidate you with outrageous insults." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "I suppose I am now paying a portion of the 
 penalty for becoming a public official. It is at best a thankless place 
 and I almost wish I were rid of it. I regret having given up a satis- 
 factory law practice to become a public servant on the bench." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "I don't believe you will ever seriously regret having 
 done what your conscience told you was your duty to the community. 
 But this conversation about law practice reminds me that the last in- 
 stallment of our fee was paid today in one of the largest suits in which 
 our legal services were employed together, the case of Barnes against 
 Jackson. Mr. Manton sent $12,000 to my office. I have your share 
 with me — six one thousand dollar bills." (Fumbling in her handbag.) 
 
 Slim Jim and Tubbsey enter, unseen by the speakers. 
 
 Judge Townsend: "That sounds good — six one thousand dollar 
 bills." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Laughing) : "Yes, here it is. I want to get rid of it." 
 (She counts it out to him.) 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Let's go to the writing room down the hall. 
 It is more quiet." (They walk away.) 
 
 Judge Townsend accepts the money; Slim Jim nudges Tubbsey. 
 
 Judge Townsend (Jokingly): "Well, this $6,000 is much better 
 than the forecast of the ward boss — $50.00 a decision." 
 
 The judge and Miss Vernon depart. 
 
 Slim Jim: "Did you hear what he said Tubbsey?" 
 
 Tubbsey: "Yep." 
 
 Slim Jim: "He has sold one of his decisions in advance to the 
 woman suffragists for $6,000. (Aside) Now, I have got the proof, got 
 the goods on him. The Tub and I can prove that he took a $6,000 
 bribe. (To Tubbsey) Whew, he's no cheap grafter. His price is 
 steep." 
 
 Tubbsey, ignoring Slim Jim's statements about the judge, turns 
 away and proceeds to make a critical inspection of the mural paintings 
 and other "objets d' art" in the parlors of the settlement house. 
 
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Tubbsey: "My life, what priceless art treasures grace these walls! 
 Ha, here is a Rembrandt." 
 
 Slim Jim (Impatiently) : "Tub, you can't fool me with your twad- 
 dle about art. You saw the judge-elect accept that bribe money, did 
 you not?" 
 
 Tubbsey (Dreamily and using a monocle:) "Ah, my weary soul, 
 what a vision of beauty we have here! A paradise for the art con- 
 noisseur, an elysium for your esthetic hobo! Over there on that wall 
 is a Corot that J. Prongpoint would give a slice of his millions for. 
 Mel^nier too, and Da Vinci and Raphael and Van Dyke and Gains- 
 boro — all 1 see have representation here! It is fine — a very fine collec- 
 tion; good enough to delight the soul of any gentleman of mj^ profession. 
 Why, even Prongpoint himself would hike it across a continent or two 
 to view these art works. My long journey to re-elect Aid. Bolton is 
 doubly rewarded now. I am fully repaid by this exquisite view." 
 
 Slim Jim (Laughing at Tubbsey's airs): "What a funny old Tub! 
 Is he crazy or a real live art connoisseur in disguise?" 
 
 Tubbsey (Spying a copy of Robert Browning) : "What, still other 
 delights at hand! Literary treasures, as well as artistic ones! (Gazing 
 at the book, he stands enraptured.) 
 
 Tubbsey (Resuming): "Here we have that great poem — that 
 masterpiece of Browning's genius — 'The Ring and the Book', It is 
 just a trifle of one million words or so. It was my beloved companion 
 during one of my world-wide tours. I began reading it at the end of 
 the great wall in China. It's uplifting influence is wonderful. I 
 finished reading it on the top of a high mountain." 
 
 Sam Freeman: "Where? When?" 
 
 Tubbsey: "When I was with Dr. Cook on the top of Mt. Mc- 
 Kinley." 
 
 Enter Judge-elect Townsend, he is walking briskly in the direction 
 of the street door; Slim Jim and Tubbsey fail to see him. 
 
 Slim Jim (Angrily) : "Come, stop your nonsense. Tub. If you saw 
 this judge-elect take the bribe money, say so, and let us get out of here?" 
 
 Judge Townsend halts and listens. 
 
 Slim Jim (Continuing) * "Come, own up that you saw Judge Town- 
 send accept the $6,000 bribe here in this room a few minutes ago from 
 Miss Vernon, the woman lawyer? Own up, Tubbsey.?" 
 
 Judge Townsend (To Slim Jim) : "What did you say just now, sir? 
 Did you say that I took a bribe?" (CUnches his fists). 
 
 Slim Jim (Confused): "Why, why, yes — you accepted six one 
 thousand dollar bills from that woman lawyer, Miss Vernon. I saw 
 
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you — we saw you — caught you in the act. I have got the goods on 
 you now — the Honorable Alderman has the goods on you — and you 
 had better promise to be good." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "I see there is but one way to deal with you." 
 
 With a blow of his fist the Judge knocks down Shm Jim. 
 
 Tubbsey (Aside): ''Sweets to the sweet!" 
 
 Slim Jim is prostrate on the floor. Judge Townsend waits calmly 
 near the street door until Tubbsey gets Slim Jim on his feet. Then the 
 judge saunters liesurely away. 
 
 (Curtain.) 
 
ACT III. 
 
 Three years later. 
 SCENE : Cottage in same city. 
 
 The cottage is the home of the Gibson family. Mrs. Emily Gibson, 
 with her baby, has been deserted by her husband. In one of the parlors 
 Chloe Wright, a Southern Mammy is rocking the baby in the cradle and 
 softly crooning a lullaby. 
 
 Enter Emily. 
 
 Emily (With emotion) : "Oh, Mammy, how can I tell you? I have 
 given up hope of the Mister ever coming back — I have given up all hope. 
 And I fear the time has come when I must lose you." 
 
 Mammy: "What you mean, chile?" 
 
 Emily: "I mean that I am not able to remunerate you any longer." 
 
 Mammy: "What's that?" 
 
 Emily: "I mean that I can't afford to keep this home, and 1 fear 
 that you must ." 
 
 Mammy: "Chile, I'se rocked your mother. (Swaying her body) 
 When the moon beams streamed across that room with the magnolia 
 tree outside the window I tucked you in your little white bed, and 
 Ustened to that Httle prayer I learnt yo — 'Now 1 lay me down to sleep.' 
 Honey, T cannot leave yo, an' 1 wont. I'se gwine to stay right here, 
 and keep the ha'nts away from this little angel as long as I can use these 
 old ban's." 
 
 Emily: "Oh, Mammy, how can I ever compensate you for your 
 life long-devotion." 
 
 Mammy: "Honey, never min' the highfalutin' talk, but you'se got 
 yo mother's ways — that's nuff fer me." 
 
 Mammy sits by the baby in an inner room; enter Miss Vernon. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Oh, my dear little Emily, this is dreadful, perfectly 
 dreadful!" 
 
 They sit side by side on a sofa in the parlor. 
 
 Miss Vernon consoles her unhappy friend. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "It is dreadful; it is terrible, but of course you and 
 the baby must be taken care of somehow. Mr. Gibson's father is a 
 well to do New York broker, is he not?" 
 
 Emily (Weeping): "His father is not worth a dollar. He failed in 
 in business a month ago and lost everything." 
 
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Miss "Vernon : "Is it as bad as that? Tell me everything. 1 have 
 been away, you know and am not posted. I read in an eastern paper 
 about the elder Mr. Gibson's embarrassment. But I did not suppose 
 it would have serious results. Those Wall street brokers have a knack 
 of recouping in a day or an hour their heaviest losses." 
 
 Emily (Sobbing): ''There will be no such good luck in this case. 
 Too much copper, Eddie — that is, Mr. Gibson — said was the cause of the 
 failure. His father is now an invalid, an inmate of a sanitarium. Not 
 many persons here knew about the failure. There was a lot about it 
 in the New York papers for weeks, but Eddie, poor fellow, (sobbing) 
 was popular with the newspaper men of this city and they kept the 
 story out of the papers here. The failure was one of the things that 
 helped to break poor Eddie's heart." (Sobs violently.) 
 
 Miss Vernon (Stroking her friend's hair): "Now, be a brave little 
 woman, wont you? There are friends — ^lots of them — who will stand 
 by you to the last." 
 
 Emily: "Poor Eddie — Mr. Gibson, I mean — had other worries — 
 at least he said he had. We had been married only a little while when 
 the allowance from his father stopped. His salary was small — oh, so 
 small! Then we had to let our maid go because we could not afford to 
 pay her. Mammy Wright, who has always been in mother's family, 
 refused to leave us, pay or no pa3^ Poor soul^her devotion is noble 
 and grand, but she is too old for hard work. After that, I did the cook- 
 ing. But Eddie was always finding fault. He said my cooking was 
 killing him. I began taking lessons at a cooking school, but stopped 
 because it took too much time. Then he began to taunt me about the 
 Cobbs, a young married couple in the cottage next door. He said Mrs. 
 Cobb was the ideal wife, who, despite her husband's small salary, could, 
 be a real housekeeper, a good mother, a fine cook and ardent suffragette 
 — all in one. He said he agreed with Mr. Cobb's opinion that suffra- 
 gettes like Mrs. Cobb are better fitted than men to vote at elections and 
 run the government. Well, I spent all the next day hunting in diction- 
 aries and encyclopedias for the meaning of the word 'suffragette'. When 
 he got home there was no supper. He was positively angry, and he 
 started in to cook his own meal. Then I asked him what a suffragette 
 was, whether a male or female. He flew into a rage, called me a silly 
 worthless thing — a joke of a wife — and he refused to rock the baby 
 though I offered to cook the supper. He then left saying he was no 
 nurse girl and I have not seen or heard from him since." (Boo hoo.) 
 
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MiBS Vernon: "Poor Emily. You always were a helpless little 
 child. It is too bad. It's dreadful, in fact; I'll show you how to do 
 your cooking for yourself and your baby." 
 
 Knocking heard. 
 
 Emily (Looking through a window curtain) : "Oh, my, there's that 
 dreadful man. I will not answer. He will have to break down the door 
 
 first." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Who? Shm Jim? (Aside) That monstrous agent 
 of political corruptionists! Why should he break down your door? 
 He wont dare do it. What does he want?" 
 
 Emily (Dispairingly) : "Oh, what will the end be? He says his 
 employer, Alderman Bolton, bought this cottage at a sale for unpaid 
 taxes; and that he will evict me and my baby if I don't move out at 
 
 once." , 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Evict you for unpaid taxes? He can not do it 
 unless— unless the period of redemption has expired." 
 
 Emily: "That's the difficulty. I went to the tax collector to find 
 out what it all meant. He said that the property had been sold for 
 taxes, that the period of redemption had expired and that I must deal 
 with this constable or whoever can produce the legal title acquired at 
 
 the tax sale." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Has the constable made it clear that the redemp- 
 tion money would not be accepted? Perhaps he wants a bonus?" 
 
 Emily: "He says he wants the property and that he will have it." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Did he say what he wanted the house for?^^ Did 
 he give any reason for desiring to get possession of the property?" 
 
 Emily: "He said the new owner, Aid. Bolton, does not like some 
 
 of my friends." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Aside:) "Ha, he means Judge Townsend and my- 
 self! (After reflection) Emily, dear, I have a plan to thwart him, and 
 save this little home for you and your child!" 
 
 Emily: "Really, ran you do that?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: *" Yes, not a doubt of it. Let's see! What s the 
 best way to go about it? Have you a telephone here?" 
 
 Emily: "Yes, the Company's man has been here several times 
 threatening to remove it because of non-payment of the rentals, but it 
 
 is over there in that corner yet." rr. i i. 
 
 Miss Vernon (Going to the phone): "Good. Good. (Takes the 
 receiver and calls) Hello, Central. Give me my office,— I mean Main 
 3000. Hello, there, Mr. Hatfield. Present immediately a petition for 
 injunction in Judge Townsend's Court asking for a restraining order 
 
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against Alderman Bolton to prevent him from evicting Mrs. Emily 
 Gibson from her home. Don't have the order issue until I call you 
 again on the phone this afternoon." (Hangs up the receiver.) 
 
 Miss Vernon (Takes the phone again): "Hello Central, give me 
 the Woman's Suffrage Club. Hello, is this the Woman's Sufffage Club? 
 Is Miss EUis there? Let me talk to Miss Ellis. Hello^ is that you Miss 
 Ellis? This is Miss Vernon. Is the Club now in session? Good! 
 Well, I want to ask the Club to do something for me. I am at Emily's 
 — you know Mrs. Emily Gibson. Please ask the Club to adjourn the 
 meeting temporarily, come out here in taxicabs at my expense and re- 
 convene the meeting here. Yes, Mrs. Gibson is willing, more than 
 willing. Have them come at once — be here in 20 minutes. They'll 
 come, will they? I knew they would. Thank them for me, won't you, 
 and tell them to hurry." (Hangs up the receiver.) 
 
 Miss Vernon (To Emily) : "How have you been able to get along, 
 dear, without anybody to confide in?" 
 
 Emily: "After Eddie left me I tried to find you and when I heard 
 that you would be away two months I was almost frantic. But, dear, 
 have you asked those Club women to come out here? You hnow I 
 always have had a perfect horror of Club women — all except yourself." 
 
 Miss Gibson: "That's because you did not know them. They 
 have no horns or hooves. (Aside) If poor Emily had joined a woman's 
 Club she would have known better than to choose that worthless little 
 Eddie Gibson for a husband. (To Emily) The good ladies of the 
 Club will probably take heroic action to save your home from the tax 
 gatherer. Tell me how you have managed to support yourself and the 
 baby? You said you were left penniless? Tell me all — you know I am 
 your true and tried friend!" 
 
 Emily: "Yes dear, I'll tell all. Mr. Gibson left me absolutely 
 penniless two months before the baby was born, (sobbing) but strange 
 to say we have not suffered. Some kind hearted person has been 
 leaving, on the kitchen porch, bottles of milk, hampers of baby foods 
 and large quantities of eggs, meats and other foods, many of them 
 already cooked and saving me the trouble of cooking them." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Then fate has been kind to you in some ways." 
 
 Emily: "The neighbors at first thought it was so nice that some 
 mysterious, good person was providing so well for this stricken home. 
 Now, they are joking about it — they call the unknown provider of eggs 
 the 'magic hen'. It's funny, isn't it?" (Trying to smile.) 
 
 Miss Vernon (Aside): "It's mahcious gossip of scandal mongers — 
 that's what it is; but poor innocent httle Emily does not comprehend^ 
 
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(To Emily) It is possible that there is no mystery about it after all. Mr. 
 Gibson may have left orders for these supplies with an egg dealer, a milk 
 man, a grocer and a butcher. 
 
 Emily : "1 never thought of that. (After a pause) Then he doesn't 
 mean to desert me at all? He'll be back soon, won't he? Even though 
 he is gone so long?" 
 
 Miss Gibson: ''Let us hope so, Emily dear. Ah, here they come^ 
 the good ladies of the Club." 
 
 Emily: ''Must we admit them all — such a crowd. There are not 
 chairs enough. Most of the chairs we had were seized a few days ago 
 for debts." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "One would have thought your gossipipng neighbors 
 might have supplied a magic furniture van from which to replace the 
 vanished chairs! But, never mind. There are lots of seats. If there 
 are not enough some of us can stand." (Turning to the visitors as 
 Emily retreats.) 
 
 Miss Vernon: "On behalf of my school girl friend, let me welcome 
 you ladies." 
 
 Mrs. Henrietta Breen (Entering followed by the other Club women) : 
 "Where is the baby? We want to see it? Is it pretty? Does it look 
 like its mother?" 
 
 The baby, who is asleep in the cradle, is inspected. 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "Oh, what glorious little dimples!" 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Oh, isn't it sweet!" 
 
 Miss Ellis: "It's eyes will be dark brown, won't they?" 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "How could its father go away and leave it?" 
 
 Miss Ellis: "What a darling? How cutey-cutey?" 
 
 Emily re-enters. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "This is the mother — my friend, Mrs. Gibson." 
 
 Emily: "Welcome, ladies, welcome." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Now that we have seen the little cherub, it is pro- 
 per to ask why you called us here. Miss Vernon? To adjourn the meet- 
 ing in order to come here was an unprecedented thing to do, but we did 
 not hesitate to respond to your summons. You see we are here and I 
 now re-convene the meeting." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Thank you, ladies. Well, let me say at once that 
 I should like to see this meeting become a council of war. One of our 
 sisters, a dear school girl friend of mine — is in distress. She was reared 
 in comparative luxury, the only child of a splendid mother — a widow 
 of means. Men sharks — Wall street speculators — got the widow's con- 
 fidence and her money. She died of a broken heart, and the daughter 
 
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married a worthless young man who recently deserted her. She is now 
 reduced to penury. All she possesses is her lovely baby, and a home- 
 stead title to this little cottage. But the authorities of the government 
 have sold her home over her head because the taxes have not been paid. 
 She is given no voice in the government — is not allowed to vote — yet 
 she is to be compelled to pay taxes for the support of that government's 
 activity in ejecting herself and her baby from her home. Our revolu- 
 tionary forefathers fought for the principles 'No taxation without re- 
 presentation' and they won. Women pay taxes every time they buy 
 gloves, food, shoes or other necessaries of life, yet they are denied 
 representation at the ballot box. We women have been deprived of 
 our rightful share in the inheritance of freedom for which our ancestors 
 sacrificed so much. How long must we stand it!" 
 
 Miss Ellis: "That's what we'd all like to know." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Well, here is our chance. Let us make this little 
 mother's cause our own. Let us exploit this injustice before the world. 
 Let us fight Mrs. Gibson's case as a test case through all the Courts of 
 the land. In fighting for her we are fighting for all womankind. Let 
 us contest the eviction, take it to the higher Courts and get at last a 
 clear and unequivocal definition of the constitutional rights of woman. 
 In that way justice may be secured for women. When confronted with 
 the possible loss of the millions of tax money paid by such women as 
 Mrs. Breen, the men — that is to say the men voters of the nation — may 
 deem it wise to concede the ballot to woman." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "That is a good plan. It will put the tyrant man in 
 a useful dilemma. I am in favor of it." 
 
 Miss Vernon : "There is another point that should not be forgotten. 
 The highest Court of the nation will soon decide for or against the 
 validity of Judge Townsend's mandamus order giving votes to women. 
 If that decision is against us we can keep up the fight through the 
 courts with this new case." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "In the meantime — while fighting the battle by 
 making Mrs. Gibson's case an object lesson — we will be morally bound 
 to support her and her baby." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "Ah. Ahem. That's quite a different matter. I 
 cannot see just how there is any obligation on anybody except the hus- 
 band to support the wife." 
 
 Miss Elhs: "But just think of the dear little baby. Think of it, 
 Mrs. Breen!" 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "Well, business is business, and 1 don't just Uke to 
 be considered green, but for the baby's sake, the dariing, I'll consent, 
 
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provided the Club takes official action here and now and fixes the terms 
 of support on a reasonable basis, excluding extravagance and wasteful- 
 ness 1 now move that the Club empower Miss Vernon to draw up the 
 legal papers necessary to that end." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "As President of the Club T ask is there a second to 
 Mrs. Breen's proposition? Ah, there is a second. Is there any oppo- 
 sition? None. It's carried. Miss Vernon is empowered by this Club 
 to make a 'no-vote no-tax' fight for Mrs. Gibson. A fight which will 
 hasten the day of triumph for woman's suffrage." 
 
 Miss Vernon: 'Then I shall apply to Judge Townsend at once for 
 a injunction against the eviction of Mrs. Gibson from her home, as the 
 constables are hovering around this house and may take action any 
 minute. We must circumvent their plans." (She goes to the tele- 
 phone.) 
 
 Enter Slim Jim and Tubbsey unseen by the women. 
 
 Shm Jim (Aside) : 'The fox has found the coop door open and now 
 the hens will get a fright. (To the women) Lady statesmen and pat- 
 riots." 
 
 Consternation among the women; Miss Vernon stops using the tele- 
 phone and listens to Slim Jim. 
 
 Shm Jim (Continues) : "I came to evict this woman> to take posses- 
 sion of this house in the name of justice, the law and the tax-gatherer." 
 
 Miss Vernon smiles and talks again on the telephone. 
 
 Shm Jim: "Whoever offers resistance will be arrested for obstruct- 
 ing justice." 
 
 Several women: "Ah-h-h." 
 
 Miss Ellis: "What a noble occupation for a man — arresting those 
 whom the law makes powerless!" 
 
 Shm Jim (Roughly laying hands on Mrs. Gibson's shoulders): 
 "Come, out you go now, with your brat. This house is not yours any 
 longer, and you have no right to allow it to be made a meeting place 
 for sprouting politicians." 
 
 He pushes Mrs. Gibson towards the door, grabs the cradle with one 
 hand and pulls it after him. 
 
 The young mother screams frantically. Furore among the Club 
 women. 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "Brute!" 
 
 Miss Ellis: "Savage!" 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Beast!" 
 
 The women rush forward and try to get between Slim Jim and Mrs. 
 Gibson. Commotion and uproar. 
 
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Mrs. Breen: "Where is Miss Vernon?** 
 
 Miss Ellis: "Yes, find her; she'll lasso this wild animal." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Coming from the telephone): "Justice will stop this 
 eviction, sir, not cause it. Judge Townsend has just issued an injunc- 
 tion restraining you from evicting Mrs. Gibson or her baby. The order 
 has been signed in open Court. Here is the notice to you. The Judge 
 dictated it to me over the telephone. If you evict now — or disturb one 
 article of furniture in this little home — it will be at your peril. The 
 hearing on the motion to make the injunction permanent will be held 
 in 20 minutes in the Judge's Court room." 
 
 Slim Jim: "In 20 minutes! Whew! He has turned his Court 
 into a quick-injunction mill. By the way, that $6,000 bribe which you 
 gave him three years ago to open the ballot box to the votes of women 
 is still having its effect, isn't it? Or has a new bribe been paid?" 
 
 Miss Vernon (Indignantly): "What do you mean, sir? How dare 
 you make a false charge against me — or against Judge Townsend! It 
 is an infamy — an outrageous falsehood." 
 
 Slim Jim: "It is, is it? Then what did Tubbsey and I see you 
 hand to him in the settlement house three years ago? We saw you 
 hand him six one thousand dollar bills. He accepted the money. He 
 said the six one thousand dollar bills looked good to him — was a better 
 price than the $50 each which Alderman Bolton predicted would be 
 the price of his crooked decisions. All the world knows what happened 
 since. With his writ of Court he opened the ballot boxes of the river 
 ward here — and of all the wards in this County — to women's votes. 
 But the highest Court in the country will set aside his decision one of 
 these days, and then it will be all over with women's suffrage." 
 
 Miss Ellis: "Is what you have told us just now all of the evidence 
 you have that a bribe was paid by Miss Vernon to Judge Townsend?" 
 
 Slim Jim: "Isn't that enough? Tubbsey there was with me at 
 the time." 
 
 Tubbsey (Aside) : "I thought the good fist of Judge Townsend had 
 squelched that lie about the bribe." 
 
 SUm Jim: "Tubbsey saw the graft change hands. (To Tubbsey) 
 Didn't you see the Judge accept the brabe money from this woman 
 lawyer? Didn't you Tubbsey? Isn't that so, Tub?" 
 
 Tubbsey (Hesitating): "I saw him take money from her but I 
 could not say that it was bribe money. You said you knew it was a 
 bribe, and the Honorable Alderman also called it bribe money." 
 
 Ironical laughter from the Club women. 
 
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Slim Jim (Boxing Tubbsey's ears): "You fool, you knew it was a 
 bribe." 
 
 Tubbsey (Retreating) : "All 1 knew was that you and the Honor- 
 able Alderman told me to say it was a bribe, and I always believe both 
 of you until I know better." 
 
 Miss Ellis: "I am Miss Vernon's bookkeeper. I know and lean 
 prove from the records that the only $6,000 payment Miss Vernon ever 
 made to Judge Townsend was the $6,000 which was his portion of their 
 joint fee of $12,000 in the suit of Barnes vs. Jackson — a case in which 
 he appeared as attorney with Miss Vernon a short time before his elec- 
 tion to the bench." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "That proves this man's accusation unfounded. His 
 conduct is scandalous. There must have been a blackmailing plot from 
 which he expected to benefit. Anyway, he ought to be arrested. You 
 should prosecute him. Miss Vernon. The Club will back you. We 
 have lots of witnesses against him." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Trust me to attend to him, Mrs. Breen." 
 
 Shm Jim (Aside): "I have got myself into a pickle here; I must 
 rush away and see the Honorable Alderman about it. (To Tubbsey) 
 You stay here on guard until I return. I'll send Constable Freeman to 
 keep your company." (He departs.) 
 
 Miss Vernon (To the Club women) : "Now that we've got rid of 
 him we must follow up our advantage. There is no time to be lost. 
 The actual injunction is needed. When he discovers that he has been 
 fooled— that my supposed use of the telephone to get an injunction was 
 a ruse — he will return in a rage. In the mean time witnesses to the 
 attempted eviction will be needed in court. With Miss Proctor and 
 Miss Ellis, the president and the secretary of the club, as his witnesses 
 Attorney Robert Hatfield, one of my partners, will be able to make out 
 a sufficiently strong case to get the writ. I will not be needed in court, 
 and I may be needed here when that constable comes back. I'll talk 
 to Mr. Hatfield on the telephone and tell him just what to do if he 
 obtains the writ. (To Miss Proctor and Miss Elhs, who are departing) 
 You'll be back as soon as you can, won't you? There must be no delay; 
 the matter must be rushed. The other ladies can remain here with me. 
 We may all be needed for the protection of this home, the baby and its 
 mother. We'll hold the fort with one ruse or another until we hear the 
 decision of the court." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "We'll bring back a writ for the eviction of the 
 
 evictors!" 
 
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Miss Vernon: "That's what I'm hopmg for. Now, ladies, don't 
 be late!" (She ushers them out.) 
 
 Enter Constable Samuel Freeman 
 
 Mrs. Breen (To Tubbsey and Freeman): "So you are constables? 
 Well, you're a bad lot. We women will keep our eyes on you while you 
 are here. Don't make yourselves too much at home." 
 
 Tubbsey: "We're not here because we like it, mum? We'll be 
 glad to get out of here when the time comes." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "It will come soon. But, don't be nervous. We 
 won't throw scalding water on you this time. It won't be necessary. 
 Judge Townsend will scald you both and others with good law and 
 justice." (Withdraws with her party into an inner room.) 
 
 Tubbsey: "Say, Sam, those social settlement people have big 
 hearts in 'em. They have been good friends to more than one needy 
 and seedy hobo such as you and I were not long ago and may soon be- 
 come again. Recently one of them has been playing the angel to the 
 deserted wife and baby in this little home. Have you heard about it, 
 Sam?" 
 
 Freeman: "Nope, spin it out." 
 
 Tubbsey: "Well, if anybody should ask who told you don't say it 
 was Tubbsey. The fact is I Hke to be careful in talking about the 
 social settlement folks. Well, when the boss, the Honorable Alderman, 
 bought in this here place at the tax sale he thought he might be able to 
 collect his bill — or a portion of it — ^if he could discover who was paying 
 for the eggs, meat, groceries and milk delivered mysteriously at the 
 kitchen door of this deserted woman. He sent Slim Jim and me to 
 watch and catch the mysterious provider — the magic hen." 
 
 Freeman (Laughing) : "Well, did you catch the cackler?" ' 
 
 Tubbsey: "Not exactly. We were caught." 
 
 Freeman: "How was that." 
 
 Tubbsey: "Oh, you simpleton, the magic hen turned out to be a 
 man — one of the men employed at the Social Settlement. He trapped 
 us spying on him before daybreak as he moved bottles of milk, baskets 
 of eggs and other good things from the settlement barn in the rear of 
 this block to this deserted family's door step. The moment Slim Jim 
 recognized the settlement man he took to his heels down the alley, with 
 me a close second." 
 
 Freeman : "So the magic hen, was not a hen after all? Eh?" (Both 
 laugh uproariously.) 
 
 Tubbsey: "You're right, Sam. It was a gentleman hen — a chan- 
 tecler." 
 
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Freeman: "That is to say — a rooster." (They laugh again.) 
 Enter Emily; she frantically lowers the window blinds and darkens 
 the house. 
 
 Emily (Frightened): "There comes that horrid man again! He 
 looks angry — terrible enough to tear down the house! Oh, what shall 
 I do? Where shall I go? I'll conceal myself!" (She retreats.) 
 
 Commotion among the club women. Miss Vernon comes from the 
 telephone. 
 
 Slim Jim re-enters. 
 
 Slim Jim (To Miss Vernon, whom he mistakes for Emily) : "The 
 honorable alderman says this house is his property and that it no longer 
 belongs to you or any other member of the Gibson family. You have 
 no rights here, Mrs. Gibson. The alderman 'phoned to his lawyers and 
 they told him that minx of a woman lawyer, Dorcas Vernon, had buf- 
 faloed me, and that no judge has the power to issue a vahd injunction 
 over the telephone. I am ordered by the alderman to enforce the law 
 and yourself, the child and all your belongings will be set out of doors 
 at once. (To his assistants) Tubbsey, Freeman, put everything out 
 into the street." 
 
 When it became evident that, owing to the dim Hght in the house 
 Slim Jim had mistaken Miss Vernon for Emily, the other women led 
 by Mrs. Breen and encouraged by Miss Vernon herself, chained the 
 woman lawyer to the staircase of her supposed home. They fastened 
 the chain with a strong lock. 
 
 Slim Jim seizes Miss Vernon and tries to drag her toward the door 
 but is dumfounded on finding her chained. 
 She remains impassive. 
 
 Slim Jim (To his assistants): "Ha, outwitted again! There's no 
 end to the strategy of these 'cussed women. So this is their latest trick 
 — chaining themselves to the permanent fixtures in their homes ! They 
 are trying to make themselves part of the real estate so that they can't 
 be removed without a special permit from the City Hall. Tubbsey 
 don't you think that's the scheme? Another ruse to gain time?" 
 
 Tubbsey: "Search me, Jim,^ — 1 know httle about law. Better ask 
 the Honorable Alderman." 
 Enter Mammy Wright. 
 
 Slim Jim: "I'll waste no time now. We'll put the kid out anyway, 
 and the loose furniture, and then find out what more we can do." 
 The constables seize the cradle in which the baby is asleep. 
 Mammy Wright (Stepping into the doorway)* "You can't put 
 that helpless chile into the street except by passin' over my dead body." 
 
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Mrs. Breen (Also steppins; forward): ''Don't you dare, sir!" 
 
 Another club woman: "Constable, don't you know you will have 
 to answer for murder if that dear little baby takes a cold?" 
 
 Slim Jim: ''Then out you meddlesome females will go, first of all," 
 (Seizes Mrs. Breen; his assistants seize two women.) 
 
 Violent commotion; other women rush to the assistance of their 
 sisters; the constables try to push everybody out into the street. 
 
 In the midst of the exciting melee a court officer enters, followed by 
 Miss Proctor, Miss Ellis and other club women as well as by men and 
 women residents of the social settlement. 
 
 Court Officer (To Slim Jim): "What are you trying to do, sir?" 
 
 Slim Jim: "To enforce the law of the land." 
 
 Miss Ellis: "Nothing of the sort — you are breaking the law of the 
 land. (To the court officer) He is trying to carry out the ejectment 
 restrained by the writ of injunction just issued by Judge Townsend. 
 (Displaying a document) Read this to him." 
 
 She hands the document to the court officer. 
 
 Court Officer: "Is this a copy of the injunction order?" 
 
 Miss Ellis: "That is the injunction itself. It was given to me by 
 Attorney Hatfield to deliver to you for service." 
 
 Slim Jim (Taking the paper from the court officer) : "Let me read 
 it myself; I can read." (He glances at the document ) 
 
 Slim Jim (Disgusted): "Well, that woman lawyer scores on me 
 again. My hands are now tied, I'll be wiser next time. I won't be 
 be fooled again by a woman's phoney injunctions." 
 
 Emily slips into the room and unlocks the chain, which is released 
 from the staircase. Miss Vernon steps forth with the chain clanking on 
 her wrists and is revealed, in the full light, as the woman who was 
 chained to the real estate. 
 
 Slim Jim, realizing his mistake, recoils in amazement. 
 
 The women who chained her applaud and are showered with con- 
 gratulations. 
 
 Slim Jim (To his assistants): "Fooled by her again! Is there no 
 end to her tricks? I thought the one in chains was Mrs. Gibson. Why 
 did I not light a match and make sure? After I had discovered my 
 mistake there would have been lots of time to complete the ejectment. 
 Now all is lost! (Aside) This will cost me my job and the alderman's 
 friendship!" 
 
 Miss Vernon (To the suffragists): "We've saved this little home, 
 for the time at least." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Yes, thanks to you, Miss Vernon." 
 
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Mrs. Breen: ''Hurrah for Miss Vernon! The victory is hers." 
 
 Rousing cheers are given for Miss Vernon. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Let us hope this is an augury of greater victories 
 to come." 
 
 Enter a messenger boy who hands a telegram to Miss Vernon. She 
 tears open the envelope and glances at the message. 
 
 Miss Vernon: "We have news here of the real victory. My part- 
 ner, Former Judge Wilkins,says in this telegram that the highest court 
 in the nation has upheld Judge Townsend's mandate ordering that 
 women's votes be accepted and counted at political elections. The 
 decision was rendered today. It means that woman is at last declared 
 legally a person within the meaning of the constitution, and that she 
 shall have equal rights with man. The word male has at last been 
 eliminated from the laws fixing the qualifications of voters. Hence- 
 forth voters will be adult persons — female as well as male." 
 
 Tremendous demonstration by the club women and by the men of 
 the social settlement. Handkerchiefs are waived by women and the 
 men throw their hats in the air. 
 
 Miss Ellis: "Rah, rah, we are free at last." 
 
 Miss Proctor: "Free women, now, — every one!" 
 
 Man resident of settlement: "Yes, free women, all, now and for- 
 
 ever 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "My! but it does feel good to be a real person, not a 
 chattel! (Stretching forth her arms) I feel as if chains have just fallen 
 from my limbs, too." 
 
 Tubbsey (Stepping forward): "Three cheers and a tiger for Miss 
 Vernon." 
 
 The cheers are given. 
 
 Miss Proctor: "We owe to her this immortal victory. She's the 
 Woman of the Hour." 
 
 Tubbsey: "The hand that rocks the cradle and moves the world 
 is fit to mark the ballot." 
 
 Slim Jim (Coming up behind Tubbsey and grabbing him by the 
 neck): "You rascally hypocrite, don't you know you're working for 
 me. not for Miss Vernon? You get off the job at once." (Pushes him 
 to the rear.) 
 
 SUm Jim (To Constable Freeman): "This decision will end Alder- 
 man Bolton's reign. It will give us a woman boss in the river ward and 
 our jobs will go glimmering." (Shakes his head disconsolately.) 
 
 Enter Judge Townsend. 
 
 Mrs Breen: "Here comes one just Judge " (.Jubilation renewed.) 
 
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Judge Townsend: "Oh, there have been many better judges, Mrs. 
 Breen." 
 
 Miss Ellis: "None better for the cause of justice to woman." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Aside to Judge Townsend): "You're the best man 
 in all the world." 
 
 Miss Ellis: "Is it true that you have resigned from the bench, 
 Judge Townsend?" 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Yes, my resignation was sent in some time ago 
 and takes effect today. I am now a private citizen." 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "Have you heard of our great victory?" 
 
 Judge Townsend: "You mean the decision upholding my ruling in 
 the woman suffrage case?" 
 
 Mrs. Breen: "Yes." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "I received a congratulatory telegram from 
 former Judge Wilkins which I sent to Miss Vernon's office a short time 
 ago. The victory appears to be complete. Evidently the learned 
 judges of the nation's highest court were not impressed with the argu- 
 ment that the ballot in the hands of woman would plunge our country 
 into a chaos of emotional misgovernment." 
 
 Miss Vernon (To the Court Officer) : "Have you not another paper 
 to serve here?" 
 
 Court Officer: "Yes ma'am." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Pointing to Slim Jim): "Well, serve it — there's the 
 man." 
 
 Court Officer (To Slim Jim): "I arrest you on this bench warrant 
 charging you with having criminally libeled Miss Vernon when you 
 stated that she paid $6,000 as bribe money to a judge." 
 
 Officer arrests Slim Jim, who struggles. 
 
 Slim Jim: "You'll take me to Alderman Bolton's saloon, won't 
 you, officer? He will give bond for my release." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "He'll be kept busy looking for bondsmen for him- 
 self. Alderman Bolton's reign as a boss is almost at an end. He is 
 already under arrest. He is charged with conspiring with you and 
 others to make the false accusation that I gave a bribe to a judge. Mr. 
 Bolton will be prosecuted as the arch conspirator and his political power 
 will not save him." 
 
 Slim Jim is handcuffed by the court officer and hustled out of the 
 house. Constables Tubbsey and Freeman follow. Emily withdraws. 
 
 Enter Eddie Gibson (Dressed as a prosperous business man): 
 "Ladies of the suffrage club, 1 heard you want to make some sort of a 
 an object lesson of my little family. No doubt, your intentions were 
 
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good— excellent. But I don't want the object lesson, nor any of the 
 publicity that it would bring. I can provide for my family." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "The motives of the Club women in planning the 
 socalled object lesson were the best in the world, but the best object 
 lesson of all is a happy home. Nothing will be done by us to disturb 
 the happiness of this little family. Our fight has been won through the 
 final decision granting the ballot to women. We can afford to dismiss 
 at once the suit to restrain the eviction from this home for the non- 
 payment of taxes. The last remnant of taxation without representa- 
 tion is now swept away. The ballot in woman's hands will purify and 
 sweeten the political life of all nations. It will emancipate and strength- 
 en woman and enlarge her powers of protection over home and children. 
 With this new weapon she will destroy political graft and corruption 
 wherever and whenever found. No longer will she find it necessary to 
 sacrifice her affections for the independence to be gained by a career in 
 business or the professions. She will be a more womanly woman, a 
 more motherly mother. Devoted and good mothers will sway the 
 family conscience, which will assert itself at the polls and make 
 morality, integrity and efficiency the requisite standards for the public 
 service. Now at last, under equal and just conditions, woman will have 
 the opportunity to fulfill her real mission — the conservation of pos- 
 terity." 
 
 Emily (Rushing forward): "Oh, Eddie, how could you have de- 
 serted me and the baby!" 
 
 Eddie: "Why, Emily didn't you get my letter saying I would re- 
 turn in a short time?" 
 
 Emily: "No, I didn't." 
 
 Eddie: "Then it must have gone astray in the mails, because I 
 sent it." 
 
 Emily throws herself into his arms. 
 
 Emily: "Oh, my Eddie dear, I knew you never could desert your 
 wife and baby," 
 
 Eddie (Aside to Emily) : "I struck it rich on the stock exchange — 
 made three hundred thousand dollars in the same stocks in which my 
 poor father lost his fortune." 
 
 Emily: "Oh, isn't that grand." 
 
 Eddie: "But, Emily, I want you to do just one thing: join the 
 Woman's Suffrage Club and learn to vote. It will do you good. You 
 will then be better able to manage our new Parisian cook who will 
 arrive tomorrow." 
 
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Emily: "Oh, we are to have a Parisian cook! Won't that be great 
 for the baby." 
 
 Mammy Wright (Stepping forward and addressing Emily) : "Honey, 
 I'se most too old myself — my time is nearly done — but 'fore I die, I 
 wants to see yo' vote. I wants to see yo' 'come a suffragit." 
 
 Emily (To Eddie, reproachfully): "Oh, Eddie, you haven't asked 
 about the baby! How could you be so forgetful? Come and see the 
 little dear." (Emily and Eddie withdraw.) 
 
 All othe'xS except Miss Vernon and Judge Townsend retire to ad- 
 joining parlors where they continue the felicitations with reference to 
 the suffrage victory. 
 
 Judge Townsend (Aside to Miss Vernon): "The 'Woman of the 
 Hour, is free at last? 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Yes." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Free to wed? Say the word!" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Yes." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "When?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Next month, next week, tomorrow, now, any time." 
 
 Judge Townsend : "Is that final? No danger that you will change 
 your mind? Are you sure you will not find some other important work 
 to be done for suffrage, — or something else — before our marriage? 1 
 suppose it is to be the privilege of woman to change her mind after 
 suffrage as well as before it?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "With the ballot conceded to her no woman should 
 have the right or privilege of changing her mind any more than a man. 
 That privilege has rightly been exercised by her so long as she was 
 denied so many other rights." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Then, it's final? We will be married at once? 
 Nothing can prevent it?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Nothing can interfere. I would not permit any- 
 thing in the world to interfere now." 
 
 Enter messenger boy with a telegram for Miss Vernon. She tears 
 open the envelope. As she reads she sways and almost falls, but is 
 sustained by Judge Townsend. 
 
 Miss Vernon (Holding out the telegram): "Read — ^read it." 
 
 Judge Townsend (Reading): "Correction: The telegram on the 
 Woman's Suffrage decision should read: 'The Court has not upheld 
 the decision of Judge Townsend in which he gave the ballot to women? 
 The word 'not' was accidentally omitted. The Company deeply re- 
 grets that this accident occured and will endeavor to guard against 
 
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such mistakes in the future. (Signed) J. Kelsey, Manager, Universal 
 Telegraph Co." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "This is dreadful." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "It certainly is bad news, but it can't be helped 
 now. My decision was right all the same — morally right at least. 
 Woman is a person in fact and she should be a person in law and allowed 
 the same suffrage rights as man. The Courts are now decreeing that 
 woman has no suffrage rights, but the legislatures — the Parliaments — 
 of the world will be forced in the near future to invest her with the 
 voting franchise in order to rescue civilization from decay and de- 
 generacy. (After reflection) As your work for woman suffrage is still 
 unfinished — perhaps only begun — I suppose you will want to be re- 
 leased from your promise? If so, you are released — unless you wish 
 to renew the promise." 
 
 Miss Vernon: "It will not be necessary to renew it. I will keep 
 it, if — you will promise not to hamper or interfere with my work for 
 the woman's suffrafe movement?" 
 
 Judge Townsend (Embracing her) : "Not only will I not interfere, 
 but I shall continue to give the movement all the personal aid and en- 
 couragement in my power." 
 
 Miss Vernon (Tenderly) : "I know you will do what you say, and 
 I am wiUing to trust you in all things. (After reflection) How can we 
 break this bad news to the others (indicating the club women in view)? 
 I can stand it because I have you; but the disappointment will be dread- 
 ful to them after so much rejoicing over the false news of victory." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Why not let the newspapers break the news to 
 them? You can talk the matter over with them later. Bad news 
 travels quickly enough. Let the public press do the disagreeable work. 
 It is the better way." (Caressing her.) 
 
 Miss Vernon: "Yes, it is." 
 
 Judge Townsend: "Is there not a victory in this defeat — the 
 victory of love?" 
 
 Miss Vernon: "The real victory is yet to be won — and soon will 
 be won — the emancipation of woman." 
 
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