Class JPlT'._J^t£ S' Book ' rfT ip ^ O \ - CONTENTS Introduction v How I Killed a Bear . . . Charles Dudley Warner 1 Camping Out Charles Dudley Warner 13 Goliath Thomas Bailey Aldrich 29 (From Two Bites at a Cherry) Mr. Higginbotham's Catas- trophe Nathaniel Hawthorne . 45 The Whistle Benjamin Franklin . . 64 Franklin's Boyhood .... Benjamin Franklin . . 66 The Christmas Dinner . . Washington Irving . . 82 (From The Sketch Book) The Belated Travellers . . Washington Irving . . 99 (From Tales of a Traveller) The House at Walden . . Henry D. Thoreau . . 121 (From Walden) Neighbors of the Wilderness Henry D. Thoreau . . 130 (From Walden) EosY Balm Alice Brown .... 144 (From The County Road) The Ogillallah Village . . Francis Parkman . . 164 (From The Oregon Trail) A White Heron Sarah Orne Jewett . . 187 Canoeing Robert Louis Stevenson . 204 (From An Inland Voyage) The Archery Contest . . . Walter Scott .... 214 (From Ivanhoe^ iv CONTENTS The Tournament Walter Scott .... 225 (From Ivanhoe) A Young Marsh Hawk . . John Burroughs . . . 244: (From Riverby) The Purloined Letter . . Edgar Allan Poe . . 255 Letters : Charles Lamb Introduces a Friend 281 Stevenson Writes to a Child 281 President Lincoln Acknowledges His Error to General Grant 284 Washington Irving Writes of His Visit to Sir Walter Scott 285 Hawthorne Writbs of His Life at Brook Farm . 286 INTKODUCTION It has long been recognized that the three important aims in the teaching of English in secondary schools are (1) " to enable the pupil to understand ^^ the expressed thoughts of others " ; (2) to Teaching enable him "to give expression to thoughts ^"^usii of his own " ; (3) " to cultivate a taste for reading, to give the pupil some acquaintance with good literature, and to furnish him the means of extending that ac- quaintance." ^ In order to accomplish these purposes the secondary-school course in English has now gen- erally been arranged to include the careful study in class of a number of pieces of literature, the theory and the practice of composition, and the reading of considerable literature outside of the classroom. Not infrequently these three elements have been considered as separate and distinct subjects, and have been so separated from one another in the course of study that there has been little or no relation between them. Under other conditions their mutual dependence has been recognized, but the difficulties in the way of pro- viding an effective means of correlation between them have seemed so great that no vital relation has been established in actual teaching. That a close correlation between the study of litera- ture in the classroom, the reading outside of class, and the instruction in the principles of composi- ugi^y^^ ^j tion with practice in writing, is desirable, Different cannot be denied. The study of the thoughts 1 Report of Committee on Secondary School Studies (The Commit- ^ tee of Ten), Washington, 1893. ^ vi INTRODUCTION of others as expressed in literature, if rightly done, should lead the pupil to see how to express his own thoughts more effectively in his composition work. All study of good literature should result in a keener ap- preciation of what is best in expression, and all read- ing of good literature should tend to develop a taste for reading. It therefore remains to develop methods for bringing about a close and effective correlation be- tween the several phases of the English work, in order to accomplish the aims outlined for the high school course. In preparing this book, the purpose has been to fur- nish material and suggestions by which the teacher can Aim of the correlate successfully the reading and the °^^ study of literature with the work in compo- sition. The basis of the book, as the title indicates, is the selections from literature for careful reading and study. The material has been chosen with a view to the fact that it is to serve as an introduction to the reading and the study of literature. In beginning the study of literature it is necessary to interest the pupils in good reading. In order to do Kind of *^^^' *^® subject matter of the selections must Reading be interesting and the material must not be so difficult that it discourages the pupils or makes the reading too great a task. The piece of literature must not be so long that the interest flags or that the pupil cannot grasp it in its entirety and study it as a unit. Prose narrative and descriptive sketches, short stories, and tales seem to combine most of the desired elements both for an introduction to the study of literature and for the close correlation of composition and reading. The advantages of studying prose literature for the first years of the secondary school course rather than INTRODUCTION vii poetry or the poetical drama are important ones. First, the training in grasping the expressed thoughts of others as they appear in the simplest logical ^w study order, which, of course, is that of prose Prose? rather than of poetry, is one of the essential elements of the first year's work. Second, poetic inversions and figurative expressions add so much to the pupil's diffi- culties in understanding what he reads that at the be- ginning of the course it makes too great a task of what should be a source of interest and pleasure. To pass over these difficulties and emphasize only the story or description in the study of poetry is to encourage the bad habit of careless, inaccurate reading. If the pupil is taught to understand fully the prose that he studies in the first years of the course, he will be able to read poetry with less effort and more interest in the later years of his high school English. Third, short stories and sketches are the most simple and natural material with which to begin the study of literature, because they interest the average pupil and arouse in him a desire to read more. Fourth, simple narrative and de- scriptive prose makes possible a closer and more effec- tive correlation between the reading and the composi- tion, since these forms of literature are of the same kind as the themes which the pupils are able to write most successfully during their first years of practice in composition. The first aim in the reading of literature must always be to have the pupil understand the thought expressed in the printed page. In order to accomplish pirst^jm this, the pupil must be taught to get each inReaaing idea as it is presented ; to combine these ideas to get the thought of the sentence; and to follow the thought from sentence to sentence until he grasps the meaning viii INTRODUCTION of the paragraph, sketch, or story as a whole. The only way to teach him to grasp the author's thought is to have understood each unit of expression of that thought. The meanings of words, figures of speech, allusions, etc., as expressions of the idea must be clearly understood. Pupils should be taught the intel- ligent use of the dictionary and of books of reference at the beginning of the course. In order to encourage them to use reference books, the notes on each selection consist of only such information as cannot readily be obtained by the pupils themselves from the books usu- ally found in the average high school library. The teacher must also make sure that the pupils get a clear conception of the thought expressed in each sentence, and of the topic, with its develop- Grasp^Jtiie ment, in the paragraph. Various methods Thought j^g^y ^Q used to accomplish these ends. In narrative sketches, the retelling of the story paragraph by paragraph will lead the pupils to get the details of the narrative in logical groups. In description, the pupils should be encouraged to visualize the scene, ob- ject, or person portrayed, and often to make sketches on the blackboard to show clearly the position of the details presented. Such devices tend to emphasize con- stantly to the pupils the importance of reading care- fully and accurately in order to get the whole thought of the author. The teacher's methods of testing the extent to which the pupils, in preparing an assignment in reading, have grasped the author's thought, are of Test Pupils' great importance. From the beginning, the Grasp pupils should be made to realize that they must prepare their lessons in literature with as much care as they do those in other studies. Furthermore, INTRODUCTION ix the metliods of the teacher in the classroom must be such as to demand this careful preparation. Pupils should not be permitted to get the answers to the teacher's questions from the books lying open before them. If an assignment in literature has been studied as carefully as it should be, the pupils should be able to answer practically any question on the subject mat- ter or expression of the thought without consulting the book. In fact, recitations on the assignment in litera- ture should frequently be conducted with closed books. It is only in this way that the teacher can really deter- mine how fully and accurately the pupils have grasped and assimilated the author's ideas. As the study of literature is different from that of the other subjects of the high school course, much at- tention must be ffiven by the teacher to show- „ ^ o J ^ Teach ing the pupils how to read and study litera- Pupils to ture. In assigning a lesson in reading, the ^ ^ teacher should indicate clearly to the pupils what is to be done in preparing the lesson, and, to some extent at least, how it is to be done. The failure of the pupils to understand what is desired of them is the cause of % many a poorly prepared recitation in English. In the first years of the course, the teacher, in assign- ing the lesson, should put on the blackboard a series of questions or suggestions, so that the pupils may have a number of definite points to consider in studying the lesson assigned. The suggestions for study which are given immediately after each selection in this book are designed to indicate to the teacher the character and the scope of such questions. They are not intended to be sufficient in number for every lesson assigned in the study of the selection. They are designed rather to be general in character, and thus to furnish suggestions X INTRODUCTION which the teacher can amplify by the more specific questions necessary to bring out all the details to be considered in the recitation. The other purpose of the reading is to 'stimulate the pupil's interest in good literature and to lead him to read, on his own initiative, what is worth Interest In tp • • i i i i • Outside while. If mterest is aroused by the study in Reading ^j^^^ ^£ ^^^ ^ork of an author or of one type of writing, it is easy to create a desire to read outside of class other works of the same author or other pieces of literature of the same kind. In order to assist the teacher in directing the outside reading of the pupils, a list of the author's other works and of books of a similar character is given for each selection in this book. Various methods can be used by the teacher to interest the pupils in this outside reading. Every effort should be made to encourage the pupils to read as many books on these lists as their time permits. If the pupils are required to read a certain number of these books, precaution must be taken against making the outside reading a formal task rather than a pleasure. The pupils' interest in the books may be aroused in several ways. By reading aloud to the class a chapter or two of the book, the teacher may lead many of the pupils to read the whole book. By referring in class work to characters, plots, and other details of the books on the reading list or by quoting from them, the teacher will often stimulate the pupils' curiosity, and create a desire to read the books. By considering the tastes and the needs of the individual pupils, the teacher can suggest to each the books most likely to be of interest and value. To create and develop the desire for good literature outside of the classroom is one of the greatest privileges of the teacher of English. INTRODUCTION xi The principles of composition can be developed in- ductively from the literature read and studied in class. Durino: the first years of the course, when ,, . , ... • . 1 Literature particular attention is given to the principles and the J. , 1 ^ J. j_- • Principles or sentence and paragraph construction m ofOomposi- the^composition work, these principles can be *^°^ developed and their application illustrated from the selections. In order to get the thought clearly from the printed page it is necessary, as has been pointed out, to study with some degree of care the sentence and paragraph structure. By noting the separate ideas as expressed by words, phrases, and clauses, and by de- termining their relation in the sentence as the expres- sion of the thought, the pupil learns the principles of sentence unity and sentence coherence. If his attention is properly drawn to these principles as they are ex- emplified in the literature before him, the application of them may be clearly demonstrated without spoiling the piece of literature. To follow the chain of thought in the paragraph, it is necessary to see clearly the relation of each thought as expressed in the sentence to the preceding and the succeeding thoughts, in order that the development of the topic may be clear, and that the pupil may grasp the subject in its entirety. In teaching the pupil to get the whole thought of the paragraph, it is necessary to consider the topic developed in the paragraph ; that is, to study the unity of the paragraph ; and also to con- sider the relation of each thought to the one central topic ; that is, the principle of paragraph coherence. Thus, in the effort to teach the pupils how to get the thoughts of others by reading, the essential principles of composition are absolutely necessary. In a similar manner the principles of narration and description may xii INTKODUCTION be developed inductively from the literature. By see- ing the application of rhetorical principles in litera- ture, the pupil comes to realize their importance in effective writing, and is impressed by the varied forms of their application as he is not likely to be by exam- ples isolated from their context, in textbooks. Since it is by constant practice that the average pupil learns to write clearly and accurately, the essen- tial part of the composition work is not the and Theme- study of the principles of composition, but Writing rather the writing of themes. Close correla- tion can be developed between the theme-writing and the study of literature. Besides exemplifying the prin- ciples of sentence and paragraph as well as the princi- ples of narration and description, the literature can be used to show the pupil how to write themes on similar subjects taken from his own experience. In order to indicate how the selections may serve to guide the pupil in choosing a subject as well as in planning and writing his theme, a number of theme subjects and suggestions for developing them have been given after each selection. From the lists of subjects given, teachers and pupils can select those best adapted to their needs, or can readily supplement those suggested with Theme others of a similar kind particularly related to Subiects Iqq^i interests. To secure additional good theme subjects, the teacher must familiarize himself with local conditions, especially as they affect the life and interests of the pupils. In general the theme sub- jects should not be based on the subject matter of the literature, but should be taken from the pupils' own experiences, and especially from experiences that have something in common with those presented in the selec- INTRODUCTION xiii tions studied. The possibility of writing interesting themes on every-day incidents in the lives of the pupils is indicated by the list of subjects given. After the pupils come to see the inexhaustible supply of material which their own experiences afford, it will be easy for them to find their own subjects. How the literature may be made to serve as a model in one respect or another for the pupils' themes, is shown to some extent by the suggestions for Literature theme- writing. Only one or two subjects *3^™^°*i®i have been developed in these suggestions to indicate the method to be employed by the teacher. In assign- ing a subject or several subjects for themes, the teacher can be of much assistance to the pupils by discussing with them the subjects upon which they are to write. These discussions should aim to connect the theme sub- jects with the literary models studied, and thus lead the pupils to consider the best method of treating the subject. Interest in the subject will also be stimulated by this means, and a desire on the part of the pupils to write upon it will be aroused. That clear, logical thinking is prerequisite for clear expression should be constantly emphasized in teach- ing composition. Much of the work of get- clear ting the pupils to express their thoughts ^^^t^e"^ clearly and accurately is really concerned Outline with teaching them how to think clearly and logically. For this purpose an outline is frequently of great value. Here again the literature can be used to advantage. An outline of a paragraph or of several paragraphs analyzed in connection with the reading will make clear the method of arranging the details in an orderly form. A similar outline of a theme on a related sub- ject, made in class by the cooperation of teacher and xiv INTRODUCTION pupils, will indicate the method of grouping and ar- ranging thoughts in a logical manner. Like all formal devices, the outline, if made mechanically, will tend to curb the spontaneous expression of the pupils; but rightly employed by teachers and pupils, it will readily become a valuable aid to clear thinking and expression. If the relation of the generally accepted aims in the study of English to the plan and methods suggested „„ ,, in this book have been made clear, it is evi- Effective oc > i • <• Correlation dent that a close, effective correlation of all the important phases of the secondary school course in English is both possible and desirable. The methods suggested are not based upon theories, but have been successfully carried out in a number of high schools. Although the suggestions for study and out- side reading, and the suggestions for subjects for theme-writing are sufficient under ordinary conditions, they were not intended to be comprehensive or final, but rather, as their name implies, suggestive both to teacher and pupils, who, it is hoped, will amplify and develop them to meet their own needs and conditions. PROSE LITERATURE FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS HOW I KILLED A BEAR CHARLES DUDLEY WAKNER So many conflicting accounts have appeared about my casual encounter with an Adirondack bear last summer, that in justice to the public, to myself, and J to the bear, it is necessary to make a plain statement V;of the facts. Besides, it is so seldom I have occasion ' to kill a bear, that the celebration of the exploit may be excused. ■■■■ i v >|i y The encounter was unpremeditated on both sides. . I was not hunting for a bear, and I have no reason to suppose that a bear was looking for me. The fact is, that we were both out blackberrying, and met by chance, — the usual way. There is among the Adiron- dack visitors always a great deal of conversation about bears, — a general expression of the wish to see one in the woods, and much speculation as to how a person would act if he or she chanced to meet one. But bears are scarce and timid, and appear only to a favored few. It was a warm day in August, just the sort of day when an adventure of any kind seemed impossible. But it occurred to the housekeepers at our cottage — there were four of them — to send me to the clearing, on the mountain back of the house, to pick blackber- ries. It was rather a series of small clearings, run« 2 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER ning up into the forest, much overgrown with bushes and briers, and not unromantic. Cows pastured there, penetrating through the leafy passages from one open- - ing to another, and browsing among the bushes. I was kindly furnished with a six-quart pail, and told not to be gone long. Not from any predatory instinct, but to save appear- ances, I took a gun. It adds to the manly aspect of a person with a tin pail if he also carries a gun. It was possible I might start up a partridge ; though how I was to hit him, if he started up instead of standing still, puzzled me. Many people use a shot-gun for partridges. I prefer the rifle: it makes a clean job of death, and does not prematurely stuff the bird with globules of lead. The rifle was a Sharp's, carrying a ball cartridge (ten to the pound), — an excellent wea- ppn. belonging ^o a friend of mine, who had intended, for a good muny years backT'lJS^ kiU a-^^ier with it."* He J could hit a tree with it — if the wind did not blow,^^i and the atmosphere was just ri^ht, and the tree w^s^ not too far off — nearly every time. Of course, the tree must have some size. Needless to say that I was at that time no sportsman. Years ago I killed a robin under the most humiliatinpr circumstances. The bird was in a low cherry-tree. I loaded a big shot-gun pretty full, crept up under the tree, rested the gun on the fence, with the muzzle more than ten feet from the bird, shut both eyes, and pulled the trigger. When I got up to see what had happened, the robin was scattered about under the tree in more than a thousand pieces, no one of which was big enough to enable a naturalist to decide from it to what species it belonged. This disgusted me with the life of a sports- man. I mention the incident to show that, although HOW I KILLED A BEAR 3 I went blackberrying armed, there was not much in- equality between me and the bear. In this blackberry-patch bears had been seen. The summer before, our colored cook, accompanied by a little girl of the vicinage^ was picking berries there one day, when a bear came out of the woods, and walked towards them. The girl took to her heels, and escaped. Aunt Chloe was paralyzed with terror. In- stead of attempting to run, she sat down on the ground where she was standing, and began to weep and scream, giving herself up for lost. The bear was bewildered by this conduct. He approached and looked at her; he walked around and surveyed her. Probably he had never seen a colored person before, and did not know whether she would agree with him : at any rate, after watching her a few moments, he turned about, and went into the forest. This is an authentic instance of the delicate consideration of a Bear, and is much more remarkable than the forbear- ance towards the African slave of the well-known lion, because the bear had no thorn in his foot. When I had climbed the hill, I set up my rifle against a tree, and began picking berries, lured on from bush to bush by the black gleam of fruit (that always promises more in the distance than it realizes when you reach it) ; penetrating farther and farther, through leaf-shaded cow-paths flecked with sunlight, into clearing after clearing. I could hear on all sides the tinkle of bells, the cracking of sticks, and the stamping of cattle that were taking refuge in the thicket from the flies. Occasionally, as I broke through a coyext, I encountered a meek cow, who stared at me stupidly for a second, and then shambled off into the brush. I became accustomed to this dumb society, and 4 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER picked on in silence, attributing all the wood noises to the cattle, thinking nothing of any real bear. In point of fact, however, I was thinking all the time of a nice romantic bear, and, as I picked, was composing a story about a 2:eiierous she-bear who had lost her cub, and who seized a small girl in this very wood, carried her tenderly off to a cave, and brought her up on bear's milk and honey. When the girl got big enough to run away, moved by her inherited instincts, she escaped, and came into the valley to her father's house (this part of the story was to be worked out, so that the child would know her father by some family resemblance, and have some language in which to ad- dress him), and told him where the bear lived. The father took his gun, and, guided by the unfeeling daughter, went into the woods and shot the bear, who never made any resistance, and only, when dying, turned reproachful eyes upon her murderer. The moral of the tale was to be kindness to animals. I was in the midst of this tale, when I happened to look some rods away to the other edge of the clearing, and there was a bear! 'He was standing on his hind- legs, and doing just what I was doing, — picking blackberries. With one paw he bent down the bush, while with the other he clawed the berries into his mouth, — green ones and all. To say that I was as- tonished is inside the mark. I suddenly discovered that I did n't want to see a bear, after all. At about the same moment the bear saw me, stopped eating berries, and regarded me with a glad surprise. It is all very well to imagine what you would do under such circumstances. Probably you would n't do it : I did n't. The bear dropped (down on his fore-feet, and came slowly towards me. -Climbing a tree was of no use. HOW I KILLED A BEAR 5 with so good a climber in the rear. If I started to \ run, I had no doubt the bear would give chase ; and althouo:h a bear cannot run down hill as fast as he can run up hill, yet I felt that he could get over this yough, brush-tangled ground faster than I could. The bear was approaching. It suddenly occurred to me how I could divert his mind until I could fall back upon my military base. My pail was nearly full of excellent berries, — much better than the bear could pick himself. I put the pail on the ground, and slowly backed away from it, keeping my eye, as beast-tamers do, on the bear. The ruse succeeded. The bear came up fo the berries, and stopped. Not accustomed to eat out of a pail, he tipped it over, and nosed about in the fruit, " gorming " (if there is such a word) it down, mixed with leaves and dirt, like a pig. The bear is a worse feeder than the pig. When- ever he disturbs a maple-sugar camp in the spring, he always upsets the buckets of syrup, and tramples round in the sticky sweets, wasting more than he eats. The bear's manners are thoroughly disagreeable. As soon as my enemy's head was down, I started and ran. Somewhat out of breath, and shaky, I reached my faithful rifle. It was not a moment too soon. I heard the bear crashing through the brush after me. Enraged at my^ duplicity, he was now coming on with blood in his eyeTTt felt that the time of one of us was probably short. The rapidity of thought at such mo- ments of peril is well known. I thought an .octavo volume, had it illustrated and published, sold fifty thousand copies, and went to Europe on the proceeds, while that bear was loping across the clearing. As I was cocking the gun, I made a hasty and unsatisfac- tory review of my whole life. I noted that, even in 6 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER such a compulsory review, it is almost impossible to think of any good thing you have done. The sins come out uncommonly strong. I recollected a newspaper subscription I had delayed paying years and years ago, until both editor and newspaper were dead, and which now never could be paid to all eternity. .The bear was coming on. \1 tried to remember what I had read about encoun- ter^ with bears. I could n't recall an instance in which a man had run away from a bear in the woods and escaped, although I recalled plenty where the bear had run from the man and got off. I tried to think what is the best way to kill a bear with a gun, when you are not near enough to club him with the stock. My first thought was to fire at his head ; to plant the ball between his eyes ; but this is a dangerous experiment. The bear's brain is very small ; and unless you hit that, the bear does not mind a bullet in his head ; that is, not at the time. I remembered that the instant death of the bear would follow a bullet planted just back of his fore-leg, and sent into his heart. This spot is also difficult to reach, unless the bear stands off, side towards you, like a target. I finally deter- mined to fire at him generally. The bear was coming on. The contest seemed to me very different from any- thing at Creedmoor. I had carefully read the reports of the shooting there ; but it was not easy to apply the experience I had thus acquired. I hesitated whether I had better fire lying on my stomach ; or lying on my back, and resting the gun on my toes. But in neither position, I reflected, could I see the bear until he was upon me. The range was too short; and the bear would n't wait for me to examine the thermometer HOW I KILLED A BEAR 7 and note the direction of the wind. Trial of the Creed- moor method, therefore, had to be abandoned ; and I bitterly regretted that I had not read more accounts of offhand shooting. For the bear was coming on. I tried to fix my last thoughts upon my family. As my family is small, this was not difficult. Dread of displeasing my wife, or hurting her feelings, was up- permost in my mind. What would be her anxiety as hour after hour passed on, and I did not return! What would the rest of the household think as the afternoon passed, and no blackberries came ! What would be my wife's mortification when the news was brought that her huslSand had been eaten by a bear ! I cannot imagine anything more ignominious than to have a husband eaten by a bear. And this was not my only anxiety. The mind at such times is not under contrSET^W ith the gravest fears the most whim- sical ideas will occur. I looked beyond the mourning frien'ds, and. thought what kind of an epitaph they would be compelled to put upon the stone. Some- thing like this : — HERE LIE THE REMAINS OF EATEN BY A BEAR Aug. 20, 1877. It is a very unheroic and even disagreeably epitaph. That " eaten by a bear " is intolerable. It is gro- tesque. And then I thought what an Jnade^uate lan- guage the English is for compact expression. It would not answer to put upon the stone simply " eaten " ; for that is indefinite, and requires explanation : it might 8 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER mean eaten by a cannibal. This difficulty could not occur in the German, where essen signifies the act of feeding by a man, sindjr essen by a beast. How sim- ple the thing would be in German ! — HIEK LIEGT HOCHWOHLGEBOREN GEFRESSEN Aug. 20, 1877. That explains itself. The well-born one was eaten by a beast, and presumably by a bear, — an animal that has a bad reputation since the days of Elisha. The bear was coming on ; he had, in fact, come on. I judged that he could see the whites of my eyes. All my subsequent reflections were confused. I raised the gun, covered the bear's breast with the sight, and let drive. Then I turned, and ran like a deer. I did not hear the bear pursuing. I looked back. The bear had stopped. He was lying down. I then re- membered that the best thing to do after having fired your gun is to reload it. I slipped in a charge, keep- ing my eyes on the bear. He never stirred. I walked back suspiciously. There was a quiver in the hind- legs, but no other motion. Still he might be sham- ming ; bears often sham. To make sure, I approached, and put a ball into his head. He did n't mind it now : he minded nothing. Death had come to him with a merciful suddenness. He was calm in death. In order that he might remain so, I blew his brains out, and then started for home. I had killed a bear ! Notwithstanding my excitement, I managed to saunter into the house with an unconcerned air. There was a chorus of voices : — HOW I KILLED A BEAR 9 " Where are your blackberries ? " " Why were you gone so long ? " " Where 's your pail ? " " I left the pail." " Left the pail ! What for ? " " A bear wanted it." " Oh, nonsense ! " " Well, the last I saw of it, a bear had it." " Oh, come ! You did n't really see a bear ? " " Yes, but I did really see a real bear." "Did he run?" "Yes; he ran after me." " I don't believe a word of it. What did you do?" " Oh I nothing particular — except kill the bear." Cries of " Gammon I " " Don't believe it ! " " Where's the bear?" " If you want to see the bear, you must go up into the woods. 1 could n't bring him down alone." Having satisfied the household that something ex- traordinary had occurred, and excited the posthumous fear of some of them for my own safety, I went down into the valley to get help. The great bear- hunter, who keeps one of the summer boarding-houses, re- ceived my story with a smile of incredulity ; and the incredulity spread to the other inhaMtaiits and to the boarders as soon as the story was known. However, as I insisted in all soberness, and offered to lead them to the bear, a party of forty or fifty people at last started off with me to bring the bear in. Nobody be- lieved there was any bear in the case ; but everybody who could get a gun carried one ; and we went into the woods armed with guns, pistols, pitchforks, and sticks, against all contingencies or surprises, — a crowd made up mostly o£ scoffers and jeerers. 10 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER But wlien I led the way to the fatal spot, and pointed out the bear, lying peacefully wrapped in his own skin, something like terror seized the boarders, and genuine excitement the natives. It was a no- mistake bear, by George ! and the hero of the fight — well, I will not insist upon that. But what a proces- sion that was, carrying the bear home ! and what a congregation was speedily gathered in the valley to see the bear ! Our best preacher up there never drew anything like it on Sunday. And I must say that my particular friends, who were sportsmen, behaved very well, on the whole. They did n't deny that it was a bear, although they said it was small for a bear. Mr. Deane, who is equally good with a rifle and a rod, admitted that it was a very fair shot. He is probably the best salmon- fisher in the United States, and he is an equally good hunter. I suppose there is no person in America who is more desirous . to kill a moose than he. But he needlessly remarked, after he had examined the wound in the bear, that he had seen that kind of a shot made by a cow's horn. This sort of talk affected me not. When I went to sleep that night, my last delicious thought was, " I 've killed a bear ! " NOTES Creedinoor : — A village in Queen's County, New York, on Long Island. The Rifle Range of the National Rifle Associa- tion is situated here. the African Slave : — Androclus, a Roman slave of the first century after Christ, was condemned to be slain by wild beasts ; but the lion that was sent into the arena refused to attack him. This lion turned out to be the one from whose foot Androclus had some time before, in the desert, extracted a HOW I KILLED A BEAR 11 large thorn. Thus the gratitude of this wild creature saVed the life of the slave. Elisha : — See the Bible : II Kings, 2 : 23, 24. SUGGESTIONS FOR STUDY When we begin to read a story, we desire to know who the characters in the story are, when and where the incidents took place, and under what circumstances and why they happened. The author usually explains the situation at the beginning by answering the questions : Who ? When ? Where? What ? and Why? Note how this is done in the story " How I Killed a Bear." Who tells the story ? Is anything gained by telling the story in this way ? Does the story seem real ? Are you inter- ested at the beginning of the story? Does your interest increase as you read further ? Where is the most exciting part of the story ? How does the author make it interesting ? What is the purpose of repeating the sentence in a separate paragraph, " The bear was coming on " ? Why does not the story end when the bear has been killed ? THEME SUBJECTS My First Shot at a Deer Following the Tracks in the Alone in the Woods Snow A Chance Shot Blueberrying How I Was Frightened An Adventure in the Forest A Rabbit Hunt When We Hunted Deer When I Thought I Saw a Bear A Caged Bear How We Caught the Wolf The Animals in the Zoo An Adventure in Duck Shooting SUGGESTIONS FOR THEME-WRITING How I Was Frightened : — Can you give the reader the circumstances under which you were frightened, such as the time and the place, and the number and character of your com- panions, as Warner does in the third, fourth, and sixth para- graphs of " How I Killed a Bear " ? By what means can you arouse the reader's interest in your subject as Warner does in the seventh paragraph ? Try to increase the reader's interest at each step in your story. Note how Warner describes his fright 12 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER and his thoughts as the bear approached. Try to make your story equally exciting by telling what you thought and felt when you were frightened. Decide what is the point of greatest ex- citement in your adventure, and where this should be placed in writing your theme. In a short theme recounting a simple ex- perience such as you are telling, is it necessary to add anything after the point of greatest interest is reached ? My First Shot at a Deer : — Can you apply the same method of story-telling suggested by the above questions, on the subject " How I Was Frightened " ? COLLATERAL READINGS In the Wilderness Being a Boy My Summer in a Garden .... On Horseback The Wilderness Hunter .... Ranch Life and the Hunting Trail . The Hunting Trips of a Ranchman . Outdoor Pastimes of an American Hunter (Chapter II, A Colorado Bear Hunt; Chapter V, A Shot at a Mountain Sheep) The Biography of a Grizzly Johnny Bear The Trail of the Sandhill Stag Lives of the Hunted . . Following the Deer . . True Bear Stories . . . Adventures of a Siberian Cub The Animal Story Book . The Deerslayer .... Kindred of the Wild . . Wilderness Pets at Camp Buckshaw Charles Dudley Warner « (( (( Theodore Roosevelt tt ti « tt Ernest Thompson Seton W. J. Long Joaquin Miller L. Golschmann Andrew Lang (Ed.) James Fenimore Cooper Charles G. D. Roberts Edward Breck CAMPING OUT CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER It seems to be agreed that civilization is kept up only by a constant effort. Nature claims its own speed- ily when the effort is relaxed. If you clear a patch of fertile ground in the forest, uproot the stumps and plant it, year after year, in potatoes and maize, you say you have subdued it. But if you leave it for a season or two, a kind of barbarism seems to steal out upon it from the circling woods; coarse grass and brambles cover it; bushes spring up in a wild tangle; the raspberry and the blackberry flower and fruit, and the humorous bear feeds upon them. The last state of the ground is worse than the first. Perhaps the cleared spot is called Ephesus. There is a splendid city on the plain; there are temples and theatres on the hills ; the commerce of the world seeks its port; the luxury of the Orient flows through its marble streets. You are there one day when the sea has receded: the plain is a pestilent marsh; the tem- ples, the theatres, the lofty gates, have sunken and crumbled, and the wild-brier runs over them; and, as you grow pensive in the most desolate place in the world, a bandit lounges out of a tomb, and offers to relieve you of all that which creates artificial distinc- tions in society. The higher the civilization has risen, the more abject is the desolation of barbarism that ensues. The most melancholy spot in the Adirondacks is not a tamarack-swamp, where the traveller wades in moss and mire, and the atmosphere is composed 14 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER of equal active parts of black-flies, mosquitoes, and midges. It is the village of the Adirondack Iron- Works, where the streets of gaunt houses are falling to pieces, tenantless; the factory wheels have stopped; the furnaces are in ruins; the iron and wooden ma- chinery is strewn about in helpless detachment; and heaps of charcoal, ore, and slag proclaim an arrested industry. Beside this deserted village, even Calamity Pond, shallow, sedgy, with its ragged shores of stunted firs, and its melancholy shaft that marks the spot where the proprietor of the iron-works accidentally shot himself, is cheerful. The instinct of barbarism that leads people periodi- cally to throw away the habits of civilization, and seek the freedom and discomfort of the woods, is explicable enough ; but it is not so easy to understand why this passion should be strongest in those who are most re- fined, and most trained in intellectual and social fas- tidiousness. Philistinism and shoddy do not like the woods, unless it becomes fashionable to do so; and then, as speedily as possible they introduce their arti- ficial luxuries, and reduce the life in the wilderness to the vulgarity of a well-fed picnic. It is they who have strewn the Adirondacks with paper collars and tin cans. The real enjoyment of camping and tramping in the woods lies in a return to primitive conditions of lodging, dress, and food, in as total an escape as may be from the requirements of civilization. And it re- mains to be explained why this is enjoyed most by those who are most highly civilized. It is wonderful to see how easily the restraints of society fall off. Of course it is not true that courtesy depends upon clothes with the best people ; but, with others, behavior hangs almost entirely upon dress. Many good habits are CAMPING OUT 15 easily got rid of in the woods. Doubt sometimes seems to be felt whether Sunday is a legal holiday there. It becomes a question of casuistry with a clergyman whether he may shoot at a mark on Sunday, if none of his congregation are present. He intends no harm : he only gratifies a curiosity to see if he can hit the mark. Where shall he draw the line ? Doubtless he might throw a stone at a chipmunk or shout at a loon. Might he fire at a mark with an air-gun that makes no noise ? He will not fish or hunt on Sunday (although he is no more likely to catch anything that day than on any other) ; but may he eat trout that the guide has caught on Sunday, if the guide swears he caught them Saturday night ? Is there such a thing as a vaca- tion in religion ? How much of our virtue do we owe to inherited habits ? I am not at all sure whether this desire to camp out- side of civilization is creditable to human nature, or otherwise. We hear sometimes that the Turk has been merely camping for four centuries in Europe. I sus- pect that many of us are, after all, really camping temporarily in civilized conditions ; and that going into the wilderness is an escape, longed for, into our natural and preferred state. Consider what this "camping out" is, that is confessedly so agreeable to people most delicately reared. I have no desire to ex- aggerate its delights. The Adirondack wilderness is essentially unbroken. A few bad roads that penetrate it, a few jolting wagons that traverse them, a few barn-like boarding-houses on the edge of the forest, where the boarders are soothed by patent coffee, and stimulated to unnatural gayety by Japan tea, and experimented on by unique cookery, do little to destroy the savage fascination of 16 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER the region. In half an hour, at any point, one can put himself into solitude and every desirable discomfort. The party that covets the experience of the camp comes down to^rimtitiy^^ conditions of dress and equip- ment. There are guides and porters to carry the blankets for beds, the raw provisions, and the camp equipasre ; and the motley party of the temporarily de- civilized files into the woods, and begins, perhaps by a road, perhaps on a trail, its exhilarating and weary march. The exhilaration arises partly from the casting aside of restraint, partly from the adventure of explo- ration ; and the weariness, from the interminable toil of bad walking, a heavy pack, and the grim monotony of trees and bushes, that shut out all prospect, except an occasional glimpse of the sky. Mountains are pain- fully climbed, streams forded, lonesome lakes paddled over, long and muddy " carries " traversed. Fancy this party the victim of political exile, banished by the law, and a more sorrowful march could not be im- agined; but the voluntary hardship becomes pleasure, and it is undeniable that the spirits of the party rise as the difficulties increase. For this straggling and stumbling band the World is young again: it has come to the beginnin,g of things ; it has cut loose from tradition, and is free to make a home anywhere : the movement has all the promise of a revolution. All this yirgiaaL freshness invites the primitive instincts of play and disorder. The free range of the forests suggests endless possibilities of explora- tion and possession. Perhaps we are treading where man since the creation never trod before ; perhaps the waters of this bubbling spring, which we deepen by scraping out the decayed leaves and the black earth, have never been tasted before, except by the wild deni- CAMPING OUT 17 j; p.nR- nf these woods. We cross the trails of lurking^ animals, — paths that heighten our sense of seclusion from the world. The hammering of the infrequent woodpecker, the call of the lonely bird, the drumming of the solitary partridge, — all these sounds do but emphasize the lonesomeness of nature. The roar of the mountain brook, dashing over its bed of pebbles, ris- ing out of the ravine, and spreading, as it were, a mist of sound through all the forest (continuous beating waves that have the rhythm of eternity in them), and the fitful movement of the air-tides through the bal- sams and firs and the giant pines, — how these grand symphonies shut out the little ^g^pg£atia»» of our vexed life ! It seems easy to begin life over again on the simplest terms. Probably it is not so much the desire of the congregation to escape from the preacher, or of the preacher to escape from himself, that drives jop^histicated people into the wilderness, as it is the unconquered craving for primitive simplicity, the re- volt against the everlasting dress-parade of our civili- zation. From this monstrous^pomposity even the arti- ficial rusticity of a Petit Trianon is a relief. It was only human nature that the jaded Frenchman of the regency should run away to the New World, and live in a forest-hut with an Indian squaw ; although he found little satisfaction in his act of heroism, unless it was talked about at Versailles. When our trampers come, late in the afternoon, to the bank of a lovely lake where they purpose to enter the primitive life, everything is waiting for them in virgin expectation. There is a little promontory jut- ting into the lake, and sloping down to a sandy beach, on which the waters idly lapse, and shoals of red-fins and shiners come to greet the stranger ; the forest is 18 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER untouched by the axe ; the tender green sweeps the water's edge ; ranks of slender firs are marshalled by the shore ; clumps of white-birch stems shine in satin purity among the evergreens ; the boles of giant spruces, maples, and oaks, lifting high their crowns of foliage, stretch away in endless galleries and arcades ; through the shifting leaves the sunshine falls upon the brown earth ; overhead are fragments of blue sky ; under the boughs and in chance openings appear the bluer lake and the outline of the gracious mountains. The discoverers of this paradise, which they have en- tered to destroy, note the babbling of the brook that flows close at hand ; they hear the splash of the leap- ing fish ; they listen to the sweet, metallic song of the evening thrush, and the chatter of the red squirrel, who angrily challenges their right to be there. But the moment of sentiment passes. This party has come here to eat and to sleep, and not to encourage Nature in her poetic attitudinizing* The spot for a shanty is selected. This side shall be its opening, towards the lake ; and in front of it the fire, so that the smoke shall drift into the hut, and discourage the mosquitoes ; yonder shall be the cook's fire and the path to the spring. The whole colony be- stir themselves in the foundation of a new home, — an enterprise that has all the fascination, and none of the danger, of a veritable new settlement in the wilder- ness. The axes of the guides resound in the echoing spaces ; great trunks fall with a crash ; vista^ are opened towards the lake and the mountains. The spot for the shanty is cleared of underbrush ; forked stakes are driven into the ground, cross-pieces are laid on them, and poles sloping back to the ground. In an incredible space of time there is the skeleton of a house, which is CAMPING OUT 19 entirely open In front. The roof and sides must be covered. For this purpose the trunks of great spruces are skinned. The woodman rims the bark near the foot of the tree, and again six feet above, and slashes it perpendicularly; then, with a blunt stick, he crowds off this thick hide exactly as an ox is skinned. It needs but a few of these skins to cover the roof; and they make a perfectly water-tight roof, except when it rainSo Meantime, busy hands have gathered boughs of the spruce and the feathery balsam, and shingled the ground underneath the shanty for a bed. It is an aromatic bed : in theory it is elastic and consoling. Upon it are spread the blankets. The sleepers, of all sexes and ages, are to lie there in a row, their feet to the fire, and their heads under the edge of the sloping roof. Nothing could be better contrived. The fire is in front: it is not a fire, but a conflagration — a vast heap of green logs set on fire — of pitch, and split dead- wood, and crackling balsams, raging and roaring. By the time twilight falls, the cook has prepared supper. Everything has been cooked in a tin pail and a skillet, — potatoes, tea, pork, mutton, slapjacks. You wonder how everything could have been prepared in so: few utensils. When you eat, the wonder ceases: everything might have been cooked in one pail. It is a noble meal ; and nobly it is disposed of by these amateur savages, sitting about upon logs and roots of trees. Never were there such potatoes, never beans that seemed to have more of the bean in them, never such curly pork, never trout with more Indian-meal on them, never mutton more distinctly sheepy ; and the tea, drunk out of a tin cup, with a lump of maple-sugar dissolved in it, — it is the sort of tea that takes hold, lifts the hair, and disposes the drinker to anecdote and hilariousness. 20 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER There is no deception about it: it tastes of tannin and spruce and creosote. Everything, in short, has the flavor of the wilderness and a free life. It is idyllic. And yet, w^ith all our sentimentality, there is nothing feeble about the cooking. The slapjacks are a solid job of work, made to last, and not go to pieces in a person's stomach like a trivial bun : we might record on them, in cuneiform characters, our incipient civili- zation; and future generations would doubtless turn them up as Acadian bricks. Good, robust victuals are what the primitive man wants. Darkness falls suddenly. Outside the ring of light from our conflagration the woods are black. There is a tremendous impression of isolation and lonesome- ness in our situation. "We are the prisoners of the night. The woods never seemed so vast and myste- rious. The trees are gigantic. There are noises that we do not understand, — mysterious winds passing overhead, and rambling in the great galleries, tree- trunks grinding against each other, undefinable stirs and uneasinesses. The shapes of those who pass into the dimness are outlined in monstrous proportions. The spectres, seated about in the glare of the fire, talk about appearances and presentiments and reli- gion. The guides cheer the night with bear -fights, and catamount encounters, and frozen-to-death expe- riences, and simple tales of great prolixity and no point, and jokes of primitive lucidity. We hear cata- mounts, and the stealthy tread of things in the leaves, and the hooting of owls, and, when the moon rises, the laughter of the loon. Everything is strange, spectral, fascinating. By and by we get our positions in the shanty for the night, and arrange the row of sleepers. The CAMPING OUT 21 shanty has become a smoke-house by this time : waves of smoke roll into it from the fire. It is only by lying down, and getting the head well under the eaves, that one can breathe. No one can find her " things " ; nobody has a pillow. At length the row is laid out, with the solemn protestation of intention to sleep. The wind, shifting, drives away the smoke. Good-night is said a hundred times ; positions are re- adjusted, more last words, new shifting about, final remarks ; it is all so comfortable and romantic ; and then silence. Silence continues for a minute. The fire flashes up ; all the row of heads is lifted up simul- taneously to watch it ; showers of sparks sail aloft into the blue night ; the vast vault of greenery is a fairy spectacle. How the sparks mount and twinkle and disappear like tropical fire-flies, and all the leaves murmur, and clap their hands ! Some of the sparks do not go out : we see them flaming in the sky when the flame of the fire has died down. Well, good-night, good-night. More folding of the arms to sleep ; more grumbling about the hardness of a hand-bag, or the insufficiency of a pocket-handkerchief, for a pillow. Good-night. Was that a remark ? — something about a root, a stub in the ground sticking into the back. " You could n't lie along a hair? " " Well, no : here 's another stub." It needs but a moment for the conver- sation to become general, — about roots under the shoulder, stubs in the back, a ridge on which it is im- possible for the sleeper to balance, the non-elasticity of boughs, the hardness of the ground, the heat, the smoke, the chilly air. Subjects of remarks multiply. The whole camp is awake, and chattering like an aviary. The owl is also awake ; but the guides who are asleep outside make more noise than the owls. Water 22 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER is wanted, and is handed about in a dipper. Every- body is yawning ; everybody is now determined to go to sleep in good earnest. A last good-night. There is an appalling silence. It is interrupted in the most natural way in the world. Somebody has got the start, and gone to sleep. He proclaims the fact. He seems to have been brought up on the seashore, and to know how to make all the deep-toned noises of the restless ocean. He is also like a war-horse ; or, it is suggested, like a saw-horse. How malignantly he snorts, and breaks off short, and at once begins again in another key ! One head is raised after another. "Who is that?" " Somebody punch him." " Turn him over." " Reason with him." The sleeper is turned over. The turn was a mis- take. He was before, it appears, on his most agree- able side. The camp rises in indignation. The sleeper sits up in bewilderment. Before he can go off again, two or three others have preceded him. They are all alike. You can never judge what a person is when he is awake. There are here half a dozen disturbers of the peace who should be put in solitary confinement. At midnight, when a philosopher crawls out to sit on a log by the fire, and smoke a pipe, a duet in tenor and mezzo-soprano is going on in the shanty, with a chorus always coming in at the wrong time. Those who are not asleep want to know why the smoker does n't go to bed. He is requested to get some water, to throw on another log, to see what time it is, to note whether it looks like rain. A buzz of conversation arises. She is sure she heard something behind the shanty. He says it is all nonsense. "Perhaps, however, it might be a mouse." CAMPING OUT 23 "Mercy! Are there mice?" " Plenty." , " Then that's what I heard nibbling by my head. I shan't sleep a wink! Do they bite? " " No, they nibble ; scarcely ever take a full bite out." "It's horrid!" Towards morning it grows chilly ; the guides have let the fire go out ; the blankets will slip down. Anx- iety begins to be expressed about the dawn. " What time does the sun rise ?" "Awful early. Did you sleep ? " " Not a wink. And you? " " In spots. I 'm going to dig up this root as soon as it is light enough." " See that mist on the lake, and the light just com- ing on the Gothics ! I 'd no idea it was so cold : all the first part of the night I was roasted." " What were they talking about all night ? " When the party crawls out to the early breakfast, after it has washed its faces in the lake, it is disor- ganized, but cheerful. Nobody admits much sleep; but everybody is refreshed, and declares it delightful. It is the fresh air all night that invigorates ; or maybe it is the tea or the slapjacks. The guides have erected a table of spruce bark, with benches at the sides ; so that breakfast is taken in form. It is served on tin plates and oak chips. After breakfast begins the day's work. It may be a mountain-climbing expedition, or rowing and angling in the lake, or fishing for trout in some stream two or three miles distant. Nobody can stir far from camp without a guide. Hammocks are swung, bowers are built, novel-reading begins, worsted work appears, cards are shuffled and dealt. The day passes in absolute freedom from responsibility to one's 24 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER self. At night, when the expeditions return, the camp resumes its animation. Adventures are recounted, every statement of the narrator being disputed and argued. Everybody has become an adept in wood-craft ; but nobody credits his neighbor with like instinct. Society getting resolved into its elements, confidence is gone. Whilst the hilarious party are at supper, a drop or two of rain falls. The head guide is appealed to. Is it going to rain ? He says it does rain. But will it be a rainy night? The guide goes down to the lake, looks at the sky, and concludes that if the wind shifts a p'int more, there is no telling what sort of weather we shall have. Meantime the drops patter thicker on the leaves overhead, and the leaves, in turn, pass the water down to the table; the sky darkens; the wind rises; there is a kind of shiver in the woods; and we scud away into the shanty, taking the remains of our supper, and eating it as best we can. The rain increases. The fire sputters and fumes. All the trees are dripping, dripping, and the ground is wet. We cannot step out- doors without getting a drenching. Like sheep, we are penned in the little hut, where no one can stand erect. The rain swirls into the open front, and wets the bot- tom of the blankets. The smoke drives in. We curl up, and enjoy ourselves. The guides at length con- clude that it is going to be damp. The dismal situation sets us all into good spirits ; and it is later than the night before when we crawl under our blankets, sure this time of a sound sleep, lulled by the storm and the rain resounding on the bark roof. How much better off we are than many a shelterless wretch ! We are as snug as dry herrings. At the moment, however, of dropping off to sleep, somebody unfortunately notes a CAMPING OUT 25 drop of water on his face ; this is followed by another drop ; in an instant a stream is established. He moves his head to a dry place. Scarcely has he done so, when he feels a dampness in his back. Reaching his hand outside, he finds a puddle of water soaking through his blanket. By this time, somebody inquires if it is possible that the roof leaks. One man has a stream of water under him ; another says it is coming into his ear. The roof appears to be a discriminating sieve. Those who are dry see no need of such a fuss. The man in the corner spreads his umbrella, and the pro- tective measure is resented by his neighbor. In the darkness there is recrimination. One of the guides, who is summoned, suggests that the rubber blankets be passed out, and spread over the roof. The inmates dislike the proposal, saying that a shower-bath is no worse than a tub-bath. The rain continues to soak down. The fire is only half alive. The bedding is damp. Some sit up, if they can find a dry spot to sit on, and smoke. Heartless observations are made. A few sleep. And the night wears on. The morning opens cheerless. The sky is still leaking, and so is the shanty. The guides bring in a half -cooked breakfast. The roof is patched up. There are reviving signs of breaking away, delusive signs that create momentary exhilara- tion. Even if the storm clears, the woods are soaked. There is no chance of stirring. The world is only ten feet square. This life, without responsibility or clean clothes, may continue as long as the reader desires. There are those who would like to live in this free fashion for- ever, taking rain and sun as heaven pleases ; and there are some souls so constituted that they cannot exist more than three days without their worldly baggage. 26 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER Taking the party altogether, from one cause or another it is likely to strike camp sooner than was intended. And the stricken camp is a melancholy sight. The woods have been despoiled ; the stumps are ugly ; the bushes are scorched ; the pine-leaf -strewn earth is trod- den into mire ; the landing looks like a cattle-ford ; the ground is littered with all the unsightly debris of a hand-to-hand life ; the dismantled shanty is a shabby object ; the charred and blackened logs, where the fire blazed, suggest the extinction of family life. Man has wrought his usual wrong upon Nature, and he can save his self-respect only by moving to virgin forests. And move to them he will, the next season, if not this. For he who has once experienced the fascination of the woods-life never escapes its enticement : in the memory nothing remains but its charm. NOTES Ephesus : — A celebrated city of Asia Minor. Orient : — The East. Petit Trianon: — A little palace near the royal palace at Ver- sailles, in France. the regency: — When Louis XIV, of France, died, in 1715, he left his crown to his great-grandson, Louis, then five years old. Philip of Orleans seized the regency. The eight years dur- ing which he ruled were full of wickedness and corruption at the court. Versailles: — A town somewhat west of Paris, in which the royal palaces of France were built. Acadian bricks : — (Usually spelled Accadian.) Bricks made by an early race of people, supposed to have lived in Babylonia, before the Assyrian conquest. See Accad^ Genesis, 10 : 10. the Gothics: — A range of mountains. QUESTIONS FOR STUDY Can you make anything out of the first few paragraphs ? Why does the author refer so many times to the Adirondacks ? Is there CAMPING OUT 27 anything gained by the paragraph about the clergymen ? Can you show how the piece grows less and less general, and more and more particular ? Where does it begin to increase in interest ? Where is the place at which a kind of story begins ? Note how much, from that place onward, is story, how much is description, and how much is explanation. In which kind of writing are you most interested ? Why ? Is there anything humorous in this se- lection ? Do you get a good idea of the camp at night ? How is an effect of lonesomeness and isolation produced ? Are the people who are described more, or less, good-natured than campers in real life ? Can you describe (from your imagination) some par- ticular person in the party ? Is the idea that the author gives of camping a fair one ? Have your camping experiences been agree- able, or not ? THEME SUBJECTS When Our Tent Blew Down Building a Camp Stove An Unexpected Intruder in Camp Around the Camp Fire How We Pitched Camp Camp Cooking The Night That It Rained Breaking Camp How to Build a Camp Fire Sounds at Night A Rainy Day in Camp Some People Who Should How to Make a Camp Bed Not Go Camping The First Night in Camp An Incident of Camp Life Is Camping Worth While ? An Ideal Camping Place The Boy Who Spoiled Our Week An Accident on the Water at Camp An Unsuccessful Sail SUGGESTIONS FOR THEME-WRITING The Night That It Rained : — How much explanation will be necessary in order to make your reader understand the situa- tion as to time and place ? Do you think a long explanation would be interesting ? Describe the first suggestion of rain ; then the gradual approach of the storm. Tell what you and your compan- ions did, and how you felt. Can you report any of the remarks made by various persons ? Can you make the remarks of each person show his character ? Does Warner do so ? How can you close up your story ? Can you give, in a brief way, a suggestion of the passing of the storm (or the coming on of daylight) and 28 CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER the gradual return to quiet and comfort ? Would it be wise to refer again to the feelings of the party, under the changed con- ditions ? COLLATERAL READINGS See the list of books by Warner, page 12. The Mountains Stewart Edward White The Forest " « « Camp and Trail « « « Trail and Camp Fire Grinnell and Roosevelt Camping and Tramping with Roosevelt John Burroughs A Woman Tenderfoot Grace G. Seton A Moosehead Journal James Russell Lowell The Maine Woods Henry D. Thoreau Around the Camp Fire Charles G. D. Roberts The Heart of the Ancient Wood . . « « « « GOLIATH THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH (From Two Bites at a Cherry) , It was raining — softly, fluently, persistently — rain- ing as it rains on the afternoon of the morning when you hesitate a minute or two at the hat-stand, and finally decide not to take your umbrella down town with you. It was one of those fine rains — I am not praising it — which wet you to the skin in about four seconds. A sharp twenty-minutes' walk lay between my office in Court Street and my rooms in Huntington Avenue. I was standing meditatively in the doorway of the former establishment on the lookout for a hack or a herdic. An unusual number of these vehicles were hurrying in all directions, but . as each approached within the arc of my observation the face of some for- tunate occupant was visible through the blurred glass of the closed window. Presently a coupe leisurely turned the corner, as if in search of a fare. I hailed the driver, and though he apparently took no notice of my gesture, the coupe slowed up and stopped, or nearly stopped, at the curb- stone directly in front of me. I dashed across the nar- row sidewalk, pulled open the door, and stepped into the vehicle. As I did so, some one else on the opposite side performed the same evolution, and we stood mo- tionless for an instant with the crowns of our hats glued together. Then we seated ourselves simultane- ously, each by this token claiming the priority of pos- session. 30 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH " I beg your pardon, sir," I said, " but this is my carriage.'^ " I beg your pardon, sir," was the equally frigid reply ; " the carriage is mine." " I hailed the man from that doorway," I said, with firmness. " And I hailed him from the crossing." " But I signalled him first." My companion disdained to respond to that state- ment, but settled himself back on the cushions as if he had resolved to spend the rest of his life there. " We will leave it to the driver," I said. ^^ The subject of this coUo^uy^now twisted his body round on the dripping box, and shouted — "Where to, gentlemen?" I lowered the plate glass, and addressed him — "There's a mistake here. This gentleman and I both claim the coup^. Which of us first called you ? " But the driver " could n't tell t' other from which," as he expressed it. Having two fares inside, he of course had no wild desire to pronounce a decision that would necessarily cancel one of them. The situation had reached this awkward phase when the intruder leaned forward and inquired, with a total change in his intonation — "Are you not Mr. David Willis?" " That is my name." " I am Edwin Watson ; we used to know each other slightly at college." All along there had been something familiar to me in the man's face, but I had attributed it to the fact that I hated him enough at first sight to have known him intimately for ten years. Of course, after this, there was no further dispute about the carriage. Mr. GOLIATH 31 Watson wanted to go to the Providence Station, which lay directly on the route to Huntington Avenue, and I was charmed to have his company. We fell into pleasant chat concerning the old Harvard days, and were surprised when the coupe drew up in front of the red-brick clock-tower of the station. The acquaintance, thus renewed by chance, contin- ued. Though we had resided six years in the same city, and had not met before, we were now continually meeting — at the club, at the down-town restaurant where we lunched, at various houses where we visited in common. Mr. Watson was in the banking business ; he had been married one or two years, and was living out of town, in what he called " a little box," on the slope of Blue Hill. He had once or twice invited me to run out to dine and spend the night with him, but some engagement or other disability had interfered. One evening, however, as we were playing billiards at the St. Botolph I accepted his invitation for a certain Tuesday. Watson, who was having a vacation at the time, was not to accompany me from town, but was to meet me with his pony-cart at Green Lodge, a small flag-station on the Providence railroad, two or three miles from The Briers, the name of his place. " I shall be proud to show you my wife," he said, " and the baby — and Goliath." "Goliath?" " That 's the dog," answered Watson, with a laugh. " You and Goliath ought to meet — David and Goli- ath ! " If Watson had mentioned the dog earlier in the conversation I might have shied at his hospitality. I may as well at once confess that I do not like dogs, and am afraid of them. Of some things I am not 32 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH afraid; there have been occasions when my courage was not to be doubted — for example, the night I se- cured the burglar in my dining-room, and held him until the police came ; and notably the day I had an interview with a young bull in the middle of a pasture, where there was not so much as a burdock leaf to fly to ; with my red silk pocket-handkerchief I deployed him as coolly as if I had been a professional matador. I state these unadorned facts in no vainglorious mood. If that burglar had been a collie, or that bull a bull- terrier, I should have collapsed on the spot. No man can be expected to be a hero in all direc- tions. Doubtless Achilles himself had his secret little cowardice, if truth were known. That acknowledged vulnerable heel of his was perhaps not his only weak point. While I am thus covertly drawing a compari- son between myself and Achilles, I will say that that same extreme sensitiveness of heel is also unhappily mine ; for nothing so sends a chill into it, and thence along my vertebrae, as to have a strange dog come up sniffing behind me. Some inscrutable instinct has ad- vised all strange dogs of my antipathy and pusillanim- ^ " The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me." They sally forth from picturesque verandas and un- suspected hidings, to sliow their teeth as I go by. In a spot where there is no dog, one will germinate if he happens to find out that I am to pass that way. Some- times they follow me for miles. Strange dogs that wag their tails at other persons growl at me from over fences, and across vacant lots, and at street corners. *' So you keep a dog?" I remarked carelessly, as I dropped the spot-ball into a pocket. GOLIATH 33 "Yes,'* returned Watson. "What is a country- place without a dog ? " I said to myself, " I know what a country-place is with a dog ; it 's a place I should prefer to avoid." But as I had accepted the invitation, and as Wat- son was to pick me up at Green Lodge station, and, presumably, see me safely into the house, I said no more. Living as he did on a lonely road, and likely at any hour of the night to have a burglar or two drop in on him, it was proper that Watson should have a dog on the grounds. In any event he would have done so, for he had always had a maniacal passion for the canine race. I remember his keeping at Cambridge a bull-pup that was th© terror of the neighborhood. He had his rooms outside the college yard in order that he might reside with this fiend. A good mastiff or a good col- lie — if there are any good collies and good mastiffs — is perhaps a necessity to exposed country-houses ; but what is the use of allowing him to lie around loose on the landscape, as is generally done ? He ought to be chained up until midnight. He should be taught to distinguish between a burglar and an inoffensive per- son passing along the highway with no intention of taking anything but the air. Men with a taste for dogs owe it to society not to cultivate dogs that have an in- discriminate taste for men. ;. The Tuesday on which I was to pass the night with Watson was a day simply packed with evil omgjj^. The feathered cream at breakfast struck the keynote of the day's irritations. Everything went at eross- purposes in the office, and at the last moment a tele- gram imperatively demanding an answer nearly caused me to miss that six o'clock train — the only train that 34 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH stopped at Green Lodge. There were two or three thousand other trains which did not stop there. I was in no frame of mind for rural pleasures when I finally seated myself in the "six o'clock accommodation " with my gripsack beside me. The run from town to Green Lodge is about twenty- five minutes, and the last stoppage before reaching that station is at Eeadville. We were possibly half- way between these two points when the train slackened and camfe to a dead halt amid some ragged woodland. Heads were instantly thrust out of the windows right and left, and everybody's face was an interrogation. Presently a brakeman, with a small red flag in his hand, stationed himself some two hundred yards in the rear of the train, in order to prevent the evening express from telescoping; us. Then our engine sullenly detached itself from the tender, and disappeared. What had happened ? An overturned gravel-car lay across the track a quarter of a mile beyond. It was fully an hour before the obstruction was removed, and our engine had backed down again to its coupling. I smiled bitterly, thinking of Watson and his dinner. The station at Green Lodge consists of a low plat- form upon which is a shed covered on three sides with unpainted deal boards hacked nearly to pieces by tramps. In autumn and winter the wind here, sweep- ing across the wide Neponset marshes, must be cruel. That is probably why the tramps have destroyed their only decent shelter between Readville and Canton. On this evening in early June, as I stepped upon the platform, the air was merely a ripple and a murmur among the maples and willows. I looked around for Watson and the pony-cart. What had occurred was obviojis^ He had waited an GOLIATH 35 hour for me, and then driven home with the conviction that the train must have passed before he got there, and that I, for some reason, had failed to come on it. The capsized gravel-car was an episode of which he could have known nothing. A walk of three miles was not an inspiriting pro- spect, and would not have been even if I had had some slight idea of where The Briers was, or where I was myself. At one side of the shed, and crossing the track at right angles, ran a straight, narrow road that quickly lost itself in an arbor of swamp-willows. Be- yond the tree-tops rose the serrated line of the Blue Hills, now touched with the twilight's tenderest ame- thyst. Over there, in that direction somewhere, lay Watson's domicile. " What I ought to have done to-day," I reflected, "was to stay in bed. This is one of the days when I am unfitted to move among my fellow-men, and cope with the complexities of existence." Just then my ear caught the sound of a cart-wheel grating on an un oiled axle. It was a withered farmer in a rickety open wagon slowly approaching the rail- road track, and going toward the hills — my own in- tended destination. I stopped the man and explained my dilemma. He was willing, after a suspicious in- ventory of my person, to give me a lift to the end of the Green Lodge road. There I could take the old turnpike. He believed that the Watson place was half a mile or so down the turnpike toward Milton way. I climbed up beside him with alacrity. Beyond giving vent to a sneeze or two left over from the previous winter, the old man made no sign of life as we drove along. He seemed to be in a state of sus- pended animation. I was as little disposed to talk. 36 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH It was a balmy evening, the air was charged with sweet wood-scents, and here and there a star half opened an eyelid on the peaceful dusk. After the frets of the day, it was soothing thus to be drawn at a snail's pace through the fragrance and stillness of that fern-fringed road, with the night weaving and unweav- ing its mysteries of light and shade on either side. Now and then the twitter of an oriole in some pendent nest overhead added, as it were, to the silence. I was yielding myself up wholly to the glamour of the time and place, when suddenly I thought of Goliath. At that moment Goliath was probably prowling about Watson's front yard seeking whom he might devour; and I was that predestined nourishment. I knew what sort of watch-dog Watson would be likely to keep. There was a tough streak in Watson himself, a kind of thoroughbred obstinacy — the way he had held on to that coupe months before illustrated it. An animal with a tenacious grip, and on the verge of hydrophobia, was what would naturally commend itself to his liking. He had specified Goliath, but may be he had half a dozen other dragons to guard his hill- side Hesperides. I had depended on Watson meeting me at the station, and now, when I was no longer ex- pected, I was forced to invade his premises in the dark- ness of the night, and run the risk of being torn limb from limb before I could make myself known to the family. I recalled Watson's inane remark, " You and Goliath ought to meet — David and Goliath ! " It now struck me as a most unseemly and heartless pleasantry. These reflections were not calculated to heighten my enjoyment of the beauties of nature. The gather- ing darkness, with its few large, liquid stars, which a moment before had seemed so poetical, began to fill GOLIATH 37 me with apprehension. In the daylight one has re- sources, but what on earth was I going to do in the dark with Goliath, and, likely enough, a couple of bloodhounds at my throat? I wished myself safely back among the crowded streets and electric lights of the city. In a few minutes more I was to be left alone and defenceless on a dismal highway. When we reached the junction of the Green Lodge road and the turnpike, I felt that I was parting from the only friend I had in the world. The man had not spoken two words during the drive, and now rather gruffly refused my proffered half-dollar ; but I would have gone home with him if he had asked me. I hinted that it would be much to his pecuniary advantage if he were willing to go so far out of his course as the door-step of Mr. Watson's house ; but either because wealth had no charms for him, or because he had failed to understand my proposition, he made no an- swer, and, giving his mare a slap with the ends of the reins, rattled off into space. On turning into the main road I left behind me a cluster of twinkling lights emitted from some dozen or twenty little cottages, which, as I have since been told, constitute the village of Ponkapog. It was ap- parently alive with dogs. I heard them going off, one after another, like a string of Chinese crackers, as the ancient farmer with his creaking axle passed on through the village. I was not reluctant to leave so alert a neighborhood, whatever destiny awaited me beyond. Fifteen or twenty minutes later I stood in front of what I knew at a glance to be The Briers, for Watson had described it to me. The three sharp gables of his description had not quite melted into the blackness 38 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH which was rapidly absorbing every object ; and there too, but indistinct, were the twin stone gateposts with the cheerful Grecian vases on top, like the entrance to a cemetery. I cautiously approached the paling and looked over into the enclosure. It was gloomy with shrubbery, dwarf spruces, and Norway pines, and needed nothing but a few obelisks and lachrymal urns to complete the illusion. In the centre of the space rose a circular mound of several yards in diameter, piled with rocks, on which probably were mosses and nasturtiums. It was too dark to distinguish anything clearly ; even the white gravel walk encircling the mound left one in doubt. The house stood well back on a slight eleva- tion, with two or three steps leading down from the piazza to the walk. Here and there a strong light illu- mined a lattice-window. I particularly noticed one on the ground floor in an ell of the building, a wide win- dow with diamond-shaped panes — the dining-room. The curtains were looped back, and I could see the pretty housemaid in her cap coming and going. She was removing the dinner things: she must have long ago taken away my unused plate. The contrast between a brilliantly lighted, luxuri- ous interior and the bleak night outside is a contrast that never appeals to me in vain. I seldom have any sympathy for the outcast in sentimental fiction until the inevitable moment when the author plants her against the area-railing under the windows of the paternal mansion. I like to have this happen on an inclement Christmas or Thanksgiving eve — and it always does. But even on a pleasant evening in early June it is not agreeable to find one's self excluded from the GOLIATH 39 family circle, especially wlien one has travelled fifteen miles to get there. I regarded the inviting facade of Watson's villa, and then I contemplated the sombre and unexplored tract of land which I must needs tra- verse in order to reach the door-step. How still it was ! The very stillness had a sort of menace in it. My im- agination peopled those black interstices under the trees with " Gorgons and Hydras and Chimaeras dire." There certainly was an air of latent dog about the place, though as yet no dog had developed. However, unless I desired to rouse the inmates from their beds, I saw that I ought to announce myself without much further delay. I softly opened the gate, which, hav- ing a heavy ball-and-chain attachment, immediately slipped from my hand and slammed to with a bang as I stepped within. I was not surprised, but I was paralyzed all the same, at instantly hearing the familiar sound of a watch-dog suddenly rushing from his kennel. The kennel in this instance was on a piazza : a convenient arrangement — for the dog — in case of visitors. The next sound I heard was the scrabble of the animal's four paws as he landed on the gravelled path- way. There he hesitated, irresolute, as if he were mak- ing up his diabolical mind which side of the mound he would take. He neither growled nor barked in the interim, being evidently one of those wide-mouthed, reticent brutes that mean business and indulge in no vain flourish. I held my breath, and waited. Presently I heard him stealthily approaching me on the left. I at once hastened up the right-hand path, having tossed my gripsack in his direction, with the hope that while he was engaged in tearing it to pieces, I might pos- 40 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH sibly be able to reach the piazza and ring the door- bell. My ruse failed, however, and the gripsack, which might have served as a weapon of defence, had been sacrificed. The dog continued his systematic approach, and I was obliged to hurry past the piazza-steps. A few seconds brought me back to the point of my de- parture. Superficially considered, the garden- gate, which now lay at my hand, offered a facile mode of escape ; but I was ignorant of the fastenings ; I had forgotten which way it swung; besides, it was unfor- tunately, necessary that I should continue on my circu- lar journey. So far as I could judge, the dog was now about three yards in my rear ; I was unable to see him, but I could plainly detect his quick respiration, and his deliberate footfalls on the gravel. I wondered why he did not spring upon me at once ; but he knew he had his prey, he knew I was afraid of him, and he was playing with me as a cat plays with a mouse. In cer- tain animals there is a refinement of cruelty which sometimes makes them seem almost human. If I be- lieved in the transmigration of souls, I should say that the spirit of Caligula had passed into dogs, and that of Cleopatra into cats. It is easily conceivable that I made no such reflec- tion at the moment, for by this time my brisk trot had turned into a run, and I was spinning around the cir- cle at the rate of ten miles an hour, with the dog at my heels. Now I shot by the piazza, and now past the gate, until presently I ceased to know which was the gate and which the piazza. I believe that I shouted "Watson!" once or twice, no doubt at the wrong place, but I do not remember. At all events, I failed GOLIATH 41 to make myself heard. My brain was in such confusion that at intervals I could not for the soul of me tell whether I was chasing the dog, or the dog was chasing me. Now I almost felt his nose at my heel, and now I seemed upon the point of trampling him underfoot. My swift rotatory movement, combined with the dinner which I had not had, soon induced a sort of vertigo. It was a purely unreasoning instinct that pre- vented me from flying off at a tangent and plunging into the shrubbery. Strange lights began to come into my eyes, and in one of those phosphorescent gleams I saw a shapeless black object lying, or crouching, in my path. I automatically kicked it into the outer darkness. It was only my derby hat, which had fallen off on one of the previous trips. I have spoken of the confused state of my mind. The right lobe of my brain had suspended all natural action, but with the other lobe I was enabled to spec- ulate on the probable duration of my present career. In spite of my terror, an ironical smile crept to my lips as I reflected that I might perhaps keep this thing up until sunrise, unless a midnight meal was one of the dog's regular habits. A prolonged angry snarl now and then admonished me that his patience was about exhausted. I had accomplished the circuit of the mound for the tenth — possibly the twentieth — time (I cannot be positive), when the front door of the villa was opened with a jerk, and Watson, closely followed by the pretty housemaid, stepped out upon the piazza. He held in his hand a German student-lamp, which he came within an ace of dropping as the light fell upon my countenance. " Good heavens ! Willis ; is this you ? Where did 42 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH you tumble from? What 's become of your hat? How did you get hereV " Six o'clock train — Green Lodge — white horse — old man — I — " Suddenly the pretty housemaid descended the steps and picked up from the gravelled path a little panting, tremulous wad of something — not more than two hand- fuls at most — which she folded tenderly to her bosom. " What 's that ? " I asked. " That 's Goliath," said Watson. NOTES herdic : — A kind of low-huug cab, named after Peter Her- die, the inventor. coup^: — A four-wheeled close carriage for two persons. St. Botolph : — A Boston club-house. David and Goliath : — The story of the j^outhful David's fight with the giant Goliath is told in the Bible^ I Samuel, 17. matador : — This is a Spanish word, meaning a killer ; the matador is the man appointed to kill the bull, in a bull-fight. Achilles : — One of the heroes of the Trojan war. It is re- lated that Thetis, the mother of Achilles, dipped her child into the River Styx, in order to make him immortal. She held him by the heel, however, and that one spot was not touched by the water ; hence Achilles was invulnerable (not to be wounded) in all parts of his body except the heel. The little dogs and all : — The quotation is from Shake- speare's King Lear, Act III, Scene 6. Cambridge : — This city in Massachusetts is the seat of Har- vard University. Neponset : — Marshes around the Neponset River, near Bos- ton. Hesperides : — The garden of the Hesperides (the daugh- ters of Hesperus, or Night) was, according to Greek mythology, a place where beautiful golden apples grew, guarded by a hide- ous dragon. To secure some of these apples was one of the labors of Hercules. Gorgons and Hydras : — The line quoted is from the de- GOLIATH 43 scription of Hades, in the second book of Milton's Paradise Losty line 628. Caligula : — A wicked and cruel emperor of Kome (12-41 A. D.). Cleopatra : — A queen of Egypt (b. c. 69-30). ! SUGGESTIONS FOR STUDY Notice how tlie author introduces the story. What has the weather to do with it ? How does the author bring in the refer- ence to the dog ? Why does he say so much about dogs, and his fear of them ? What kind of dog does the name Goliath suggest to you ? What does Watson mean by speaking of David and Goliath (see notes) ? What are the complications that make it necessary for Mr. Willis to approach " The Briers " on foot ? Do they all seem natural and possible ? Why are the beauties of the evening described so specifically ? How does the author make the reader feel the excitement of the adventure with the dog ? Show how he has used suspense. Why does the story end so abruptly ? In what ways do you consider the conclusion a good one ? Could you write a short, humorous incident of this type? THEME SUBJECTS A Chance Meeting of Old A Country Kailroad Station Friends Finding My Friend's Home A Walk along a Country Road Delayed by a Wreck A House in the Country The Watch Dog The Dog and his Master " No Trespassing Allowed '* A Stranger in the Village Frightened My Dog A Lonely Road at Night Locked Out Some Dogs I Have Known The Interloper A Series of Mishaps SUGGESTIONS FOR THEME-WRITING Some Dogs I Have Kno"wn : — Think of two or three of the most interesting dogs that you have known. Tell about one of them — his appearance, his peculiarities, his temper. To whom did he belong ? Was he well treated ? Did he behave well ? Tell some of the amusing or interesting things that he 44 THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH did. What became of him ? Compare another dog with the first one of which you have written. Kelate some anecdotes concern- ing this second dog. Try to show by these stories how he differed from the first. Finish your theme by telling about one or two more interesting dogs and the things they did. A Lonely Road at Night : — Explain the reason for taking a trip through this lonely road. Tell what kind of night it was. Describe the feelings of the person on the road. Did he have any reason to be frightened ? What noises did he hear ? Did anything really happen ? Tell how the person felt, and what he did. Try to make use of suspense to keep up the reader's inter- est. Tell how the adventure came out, and what resulted from it. COLLATERAL READINGS The Story of a Bad Boy Thomas Bailey Aldrich Marjorie Daw " " The Stillwater Tragedy " " My Cousin the Colonel " " A Christmas Fantasy " " The Little Violinist ....... " " Quite So " " For Bravery on the Field of Battle . « " From Ponkapog to Pesth " " Thomas Bailey Aldrich Ferris Greenslet A Boy I Knew and Four Dogs . . . Laurence Hutton A Boy I Knew and Some More Dogs " " A Dog of Flanders Louise de la Ramde Moufflon " " « " Bob Son of Battle Alfred Ollivant Bab and his Friends John Brown The Call of the Wild ...... Jack London White Fang " " My Dogs in the Northland . . . . E. R. Young Dogs of all Nations C. J. Miller Wild Animals I Have Known (page 145 ; page 273) Ernest Thompson Seton Lives of the Hunted (page 211) . . « « " Krag and Johnny Bear (page 127) . " " " Dogtown Mabel Osgood Wright Dan Beard's Animal Book .... Dan Beard MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE A YOUNG fellow, a tobacco peddler by trade, was on his way from Morristown, where he had dealt largely with the Deacon of the Shaker settlement, to the vil- lage of Parker's Falls, on Salmon River. He had a neat little cart, painted green, with a box of cigars dg;- gicted^on each side panel, and an Indian chief holding a pipe and a golden tobacco-stalk on the rear.^The ped- dler d r o ve a smart little mare and was a young man of excellent character, keen at a bargain,. but none the worse liked by the Yankees ; who, as I have heard them say, would rather be shaved with a sharp razor than a dull one. Especially was he beloved by the pretty girls along the Connecticut, whose favor he used to court by presents of the best smoking tobacco in his stock; knowing well that the country lasses of New England are generally great performers on pipes. Moreover, as will be seen in the course of my story, the peddler was inquisitive and something of a tattler, always itching to hear the news, and anxious to tell it again. After an early breakfast at Morristown the tobacco peddler, whose name was Dominicus Pike, had traveled seven miles through a solitary piece of woods without speaking a word to anybody but himself and his little gray mare. It being nearly seven o'clock, he was as eager to hold a morning gossip as a city shopkeeper to read the morning paper. An opportunity seemed at hand, when after lighting a cigar with a sun-glass, he looked up and perceived a man coming over the brow 46 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE of the hill, at the foot of which the peddler had stopped his green cart. Dominicus watched him as he de- scended, and noticed that he carried a bundle over his shoulder on the end of a stick, and traveled with a weary yet determined pace. He did not look as if he had started in the freshness of the morning, but had footed it all night, and meant to do the same all day. " Good morning, mister," said Dominicus, when within speaking distance. " You go a pretty good jog. What 's the latest news at Parker's Falls ? " The man pulled the broad brim of a gray hat over his eyes, and answered, rather sullenly, that he did not come from Parker's Falls, which, as being the limit of his own day's journey, the peddler had naturally men- tioned in his inquiry. " Well, then," reioined Dominicus Pike, "let 's have the latest news wliere you did come from. I 'm not par- ticular about Parker's Falls. Any place will answer." Being thus importunedj the traveler — who was as ill-looking a fellow as one would desire to meet in a sol- itary piece of woods — appeared to hesitate a little, as if he was either searching his memory for news, or weighing the expediency;^of telling it. At last, mount- ing on the step of the cart, he whispered in the ear of Dominicus, though he might have shouted aloud, and no other mortal would have heard him. " I do remember one little trifle of news," said he. " Old Mr. Higginbotham, of Kimballton, was murdered in his orchard, at eight o'clock last night, by an Irish- man and a nigger. They strung him up to the branch of a St. Michael's pear-tree, where nobody would find him till the morning." As soon as this horrible intelligence was communi- cated the stranger betook himself to his journey again, MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 47 with more speed than ever, not even turning his head when Dominicus invited him to smoke a Spanish cigar and relate all the particulars. The peddler whistled to his mare and went up the hill, pondering on the dole- ful fate of Mr. Higginbotham, whom he had known in the way of trade, having sold him many a bunch of long-nines and a great deal of pig-tail, lady's twist, and fig tobacco. He was rather astonished at the rapidity with which the news had spread. Kimballton was nearly sixty miles distant in a straight line ; the murder had been perp e ^ia^^d only at eight o'clock the preceding night ; yet Dominicus had heard of it at seven in the morning, when, in all probability, poor Mr. Higginbo- tham's own family had but just discovered his corpse hanging on the St. Michael's pear-tree. The stranger on foot must have worn seven-league boots to travel at such a rate. "Ill news flies fast, they say," thought Dominicus Pike ; " but this beats railroads. The fellow ought to be hired to go express with the president's message." The difficulty was solved by supposing that the nar- rator had made a mistake of one day in the date of the occurrence ; so that our friend did not hesitate to intro- duce the story at every tavern and country store along the road, expending a whole bunch of Spanish wrap- pers among at least twenty horrified audiences. He found himself invariably ^the first bearer of the in- telligence, and was so pestered with questions that he could not avoid filling up the outline till it be- came quite a respectable narrative. He met with one piece of corroborative evidence. Mr. Higginbotham was a trader ; and a former clerk of his, to whom Dominicus related the facts, testified that the old gen- tleman was accustomed to return home through the 48 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE orchard about nightfall, with the money and valuable papers of the store in his pocket. The clerk manifested but little grief at Mr. Higginbotham's catastrophe, hinting, what the peddler had discovered in his own dealings with him, that he was a cr ustyj ^ld fellow, as close as a vis^ His property would descend to a pretty niece who was now keeping school in Kimballton. What with telling the news for the public good, and driving bargains for his own, Dominions was so much delayed on the road, that he chose to put up at a tavern about five miles short of Parker's Falls. After supper, lighting one of his prime cigars, he seated him- self in the barroom, and went through the story of the murder, which had grown so fast that it took him half an hour to tell. There were as many as twenty people in the room, nineteen of whom received it all for gospel. But the twentieth was an elderly farmer who had ar- rived on horseback a short time before, and was now seated in a corner, smoking his pipe. When the story was concluded, he rose up very deliberately, brought his chair right in front of Dominions, and stared him full in the face, puffing out the vilest tobacco smoke the peddler had ever smelled. " Will you make affidavij," demanded he, in the tone of a country justice taking an examination, " that old Squire Higginbotham, of Kimballton, was mur- dered in his orchard the night before last, and found hanging on his great pear-tree yesterday morning? " " I tell the story as I heard it, mister," answered Dominicus, dropping his half -burnt cigar ; " I don't say that I saw the thing done. So I can't take my oath that he was murdered exactly in that way." " But I can take mine," said the farmer, " that if Squire Higginbotham was murdered night before last, MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 49 I drank a glass of bitters with his ghost this morning. Being a neighbor of mine, he called me into his store as I was riding by, and treated me, and then asked me to do a little business for him on the road. He didn't seem to know any more about his own murder than I did.'* " Why, then it can't be a fact ! " exclaimed Domini- cus Pike. ■• " I guess he 'd have mentioned it, if it was," said the old farmer ; and he removed his chair back to the corner, leaving Dominicus quite down in the mouth. Here was a sad r esur rp.^tiii'^^ of old Mr. Higgin- botham ! The peddler had no heart to mingle in the conversation any more, but comforted himself with a glass of gin and water and went to bed, where, all night long, he dreamt of hanging on the St. Michael's pear-tree. To avoid the old farmer (whom he so de- tested, that his suspension would have pleased him better than Mr. Higginbotham's), Dominicus rose in the gray of the morning, put the little mare into the green cart, and trotted swiftly away towards Parker's Falls. The fresh breeze, the dewy road, and the pleas- ant summer dawn revived his spirits, and might have encouraged him to repeat the old story, had there been anybody awake to hear it. But he met neither ox- team, light wagon, chaise, horseman, nor foot-traveler, till, just as he crossed Salmon River, a man came trudging down to the bridge with a bundle over his shoulder on the end of a stick. " Good-morning, mister," said the peddler, reining in his mare. " If you come from Kimballton or that neighborhood, maybe you can tell me the real fact about this affair of old Mr. Higginbotham. Was the old fellow actually murdered two or three nights ago, by an Irishman and a nigger ? " 60 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE Dominicus had spoken in too great a hurry to ob- serve, at first, that the stranger himself had a deep tinge of negro blood. On hearing this sudden question, the Ethiopian appeared to change his skin, its yellow hue becoming a ghastly white, while, shaking and stammering, he thus replied : — " No ! no ! There was no colored man ! It was an Irishman that hanged him last night, at eight o'clock. I came away at seven ! His folks can't have looked for him in the orchard yet." Scarcely had the yellow man spoken, when he inter- rupted himself, and, though he seemed weary enough before, continued his journey at a pace which would have kept the peddler's mare on a smart trot. Domin- icus stared after him in great perplexity. If the mur- der had not been committed till Tuesday night, who was the prophet that had foretold it, in all its circum- stances, on Tuesday morning? If Mr. Higginbo- tham's corpse were not discovered by his own family, how came the mulatto, at above thirty miles distance, to know that he was hanging in the orchard, especially as he had left Kimballton before the unfortunate man was hanged at all? These ambiguous circumstances, with the stranger's surprise and terror, made Domini- cus think of raising a hue and cry after him, as an ac- complice in the murder ; since a murder, it seemed, had really been perpetrated. " But let the poor devil go," thought the peddler. " I don't want his black blood on my head ; and hang- ing the nigger would n't unhang Mr. Higginbotham. Unhang the old gentleman ! It 's a sin, I know ; but I should hate to have him come to life a second time, and give me the lie ! " With these meditations, Dominicus Pike drove into MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 51 the street of Parker's Falls, which, as everybody knows, is as thriving a village as three cotton factories and a slitting-mill can make it. The machinery was not in motion, and but a few of the shop-doors un- barred, when he alighted in the stable yard of the tavern, and made it his first business to order the mare four quarts of oats. His second duty, of course, was to impart Mr. Higginbotham's catastrophe to the hostler. He deemed it advisabl§, however, not to be too positive as to the date of the dir efuL fact. and also to be uncertain whether it were perpetrated by an Irishman and a mulatto, or by the son of [Erin alone. Neither did he profess to relate it on his own author- ity, or that of any one person ; but mentioned it as a report generally diffused. ^ The story ran through the town, like fire among girdled trees, and became so much the universal talk that nobody could tell whence it had ori urinated. Mr. Higginbotham was as well known at Parker's Falls as any citizen of the place, being part owner of the slit- ting-mill, and a considerable stockholder of the cotton factories. The inhabitants felt their own prosperity interested in his fate. Such was the excitement that the Parker's Falls Gazette anticipated its resfular day of publication, and came out with half a form of blank paper and a column of double pica, emphasized with capitals, and headed HOREID MUEDER OF ME. HIGGINBOTHAM! Among other dreadful details, the printed account described the mark of the cord round the dead man's neck, and stated the number of thousand dollars of which he had been robbed; there was much pathos also about the affliction of his niece, who had gone from one fainting-fit to another, ever since her uncle was found hanging on the St. 52 > NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE Michaers pear-tree with his pockets inside out. The village poet likewise commemorated the young lady's grief in seventeen stanzas of a ballad. The selectmen held a meeting, and, in consideration of Mr. Higgin- botham's claims on the town, determined to issue handbills offering a reward of five hundred dollars for the apprehension of his murderers and the re- covery of the stolen property. Meanwhile the whole population of Parker's Falls, consisting of shopkeepers, mistresses of boarding- houses, factory-girls, millmen, and schoolboys, rushed into the street and kept up such a terrible lo(^uacity:^ as more than compensated for the silence of the cotton- machines, which refrained from their usual din out of respect to the ^jp^^a^eflU Had Mr. Higginbotham cared about posthumous ^renown^. his untimely ghost would have exulted in this tumult. Our friend Dominions, in his vanity of heart, forgot his intended precautions^^ and mounting on the town-pump, announced himself as the bearer of the authentic intelligence which had caused so wonderful a sensation. He immediately be- came the great man of the moment, and had just begun a^new edition of the narrative, with a voice like a field-preacher, when the mail-stage drove into the vil- lage street. It had traveled all night, and must have shifted horses at Kimballton at three in the morning. "Now we shall hear all the particulars," shouted the crowd. The coach rumbled up to the piazza of the tavern, followed by a thousand people ; for if any man had been minding his own business till then, he now left it at sixes and sevens, to hear the news. The peddler, foremost in the race, discovered two passengers, both of whom had been startled from a comfortable nap to MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 53 find themselves in the center of a mob. Every man assailing them with separate questions, all propounded at once, the couple were struck speechless, though one was a lawyer and the other a young lady. " Mr. Higginbotham ! Mr. Higginbotham ! Tell us the particulars about old Mr. Higginbotham ! " bawled the mob. " What is the coroner's verdict ? Are the murderers a^greh^o^cL? Is Mr. Higginbotham's niece come out of her fainting-fits ? Mr. Higginbotham ! Mr. Higginbotham ! " The coachman said not a word, except to swear awfully at the hostler for not bringing him a fresh team of horses. The lawyer inside had generally his wits about him, even when asleep ; the first thing he did, after learning the cause of the excitement, was to produce a large red pocketbook. Meantime Dominicus Pike, being an extremely polite young man, and also suspecting that a female tongue would tell the story as glibly as a lawyer's, had handed the lady out of the coach. She was a fine smart girl, now wide awake and bright as a button, and had such a sweet pretty mouth that Dominicus would almost as lief have heard a love- ^ ,Jtale from it as a tale of murder. f 'v " Gentlemen and ladies," said the lawyer to the shopkeepers, the millmen, and the factory-girls, " I \/\can assure you that some unaccountable mistake, or more probably a willful falsehood maliciously con- trived to injure Mr. Higginbotham's credit, has excited this singular uproar. We passed through Kimballton at three o'clock this morning, and most certainly should have been informed of the murder, had any been perpetrated. But I have proof nearly as strong as Mr. Higginbotham's own oral testimony in the negative. Here is a note relating to a suit of his in the 54 NATHANIEL HAWTHOENE Connecticut courts, which was delivered me from that gentleman himself. I find it dated at ten o'clock last evening." So saying, the lawyer exhibited the date and signa- ture of the note, which4^|;efragably proved, either that this perverse Mr. Higginbotham was alive when he wrote it, or — as some deemed the more probable case of two doubtful ones — that he was so absorbed in worldly business as to continue to transact it even after his death. But unexpected evidence was forthcoming. The young lady, after listening to the peddler's expla- nation, merely seized a moment to smooth her gown and put her curls in order, and then appeared at the tavern door, making a modest signal to be heard. " Good people," said she, " I am Mr. Higgmbo- tham's niece." A wondering murmur passed through the crowd on beholding her so rosy and bright, that same unhappy niece whom they had supposed, on the authority of the Parker's Falls Gazette^ to be lying at death's door in a fainting-fit. But some shrewd fellows had doubted all along whether a young lady would be quite so des- perate at the hanging of a rich old uncle. "You see," continued Miss Higginbotham with a smile, "that this strange story is quite unfounded as to myself, and I believe I may affirm it to be equally so in regard to my dear uncle Higginbotham. He has the kindness to give me a home in his house, though I contribute to my own support by teaching a school. I left Kimballton this morning to spend the vacation of commencement-week with a friend, about five miles from Parker's Falls. My generous uncle, when he heard me on the stairs, called me to his bedside, and gave me two dollars and fifty cents to pay my stage- MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 55 fare, and another dollar for my extra expenses. He then laid his pocketbook under his pillow, shook hands with me, and advised me to take some biscuit in my bag, instead of breakfasting on the road. I feel confi- dent, therefore, that I left my beloved relative alive, and trust that I shall find him so on my return." The young lady courtesied at the close of her speech, which was so sensible and well worded, and delivered with such grace and propriety, that every- body thought her fit to be preceptress of the best academy in the state. But a stranger would have sup- posed that Mr. Higginbotham was an object of abhor- rence at Parker's Falls, and that a thanksgiving had been proclaimed for his murder, so excessive was the wrath of the inhabitants on learning their mistake. The millmen resolved to bestow public honors on Dominicus Pike, only hesitating whether to tar and feather him, ride him on a rail, or refresh him with an ablution at the town-pump, on the top of which he had declared himself the bearer of the news. The se- lectmen, by advice of the lawyer, spoke of prosecuting him for a misdemeanoTj in circulating unfounded re- ports, to the great disturbance of the peace of the commonwealth. Nothing saved Dominicus either from mob law or a court of justice but an eloquent appeal made by the young lady in his behalf. Addressing a few words of heartfelt gratitude to his benefactress, he mounted the green cart and rode out of town, under a discharge of artillery from the schoolboys, who found plenty of ammunition in the neighboring clay- pits and mud-holes. As he turned his head, to ex- change a farewell glance with Mr. Higginbotham's niece, a ball, of the consistence of hasty-pudding, hit him slap in the mouth, giving him a most grim aspect. 56 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE His whole person was so bespattered with the like filthy missiles, that he had almost a mind to ride back and guppHcatia-^for the threatened ablution at the town- pump, for, though not meant in kindness, it would have been a deed of charity. However, the sun shone bright on poor Dominicus, and the mud, an emblem of all stains of undeserved opprobrium, was easily brushed off when dry. Being a funny rogue, his heart soon cheered up; nor could he refrain from a hearty laugh at the uproar which his story had excited. The handbills of the selectmen would cause the commitment of all the vagabonds in the state ; the paragraph in the Parker's Falls Gazette would be reprinted from Maine to Florida, and per- haps form an item in the London newspapers; and many a miser would tremble for his money-bags and life, on learning the catastrophe of Mr. Higginbotham. The peddler meditated with much fervor on the charms of the young schoolmistress, and swore that Daniel Webster never spoke nor looked so like an angel as Miss Higginbotham while defending him from the wrathful populace at Parker's Falls. Dominicus was now on the Kimballton turnpike, bav- ing all along determined to visit that place, though business had drawn him out of the most direct road from Morristown. As he approached the scene of the supposed murder he continued to revolve the circum- stances in his mind, and was astonished at the aspect which the whole case assumed. Had nothing occurred to corroborate the story of the first traveler, it might now have been considered as a hoax ; but the yellow man was evidently acquainted either with the report or the fact, and there was a mystery in his dismayed and guilty look on being abruptly questioned. When MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTKOPHE 57 to this singular combination of incidents it was added that the rumor tallied exactly with Mr. Higginbo- tham's character and habits of life ; and that he had an orchard, and a St. Michael's pear-tree, near which he always passed at nightfall; the circumstantial evidence appeared so strong that Dominicus doubted whether the autograph produced by the lawyer, or even the niece's direct testimony, ought to be equivalent. Mak- ing cautious inquiries along the road, the peddler fur- ther learned that Mr. Higginbotham had in his service an Irishman of doubtful character, whom he had hired without a recommendation, on the score of economy. " May I be hanged myself," exclaimed Dominicus Pike aloud, on reaching the top of a lonely hill, " if I '11 believe old Higginbotham is unhanged till I see him with my own eyes, and hear it from his own mouth ! And as he 's a real shaver, I '11 have the min- ister, or some other responsible man, for an indorser." It was growing dusk when he reached the toll- house on Kimballton turnpike, about a quarter of a mile from the village of this name. His little mare was fast bringing him up with a man on horseback, who trotted through the gate a few rods in advance of him, nodded to the toll-gatherer, and kept on towards the village. Dominicus was acquainted with the toll- man, and while making change, the usual remarks on the weather passed between them. " I suppose," said the peddler, throwing back his whiplash to bring it down like a feather on the mare's flank, " you have not seen anything of old Mr. Hig- ginbotham within a day or two ? " " Yes," answered the toll-gatherer. " He passed the gate just before you drove up, and yonder he rides now, if you can see him through the dusk. He 's been 58 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE to Woodfield tMs afternoon, attending a sheriff's sale there. The old man generally shakes hands and has a little chat with me; but to-night he nodded, — as if to say, ' Charge my toll,' — and jogged on ; for wher- ever he goes, he must always be at home by eight o'clock." " So they tell me," said Dominicus. " I never saw a man look so yellow and thin as the squire does," continued the toll-gatherer. " Says I to myself, to-night, he 's more like a ghost or an old mummy than good flesh and blood." The peddler strained his eyes through the twilight, and could just discern the horseman now far ahead on the village road. He seemed to recognize the rear of Mr. Higginbotham ; but through the evening shadows, and amid the dust from the horse's feet, the figure appeared dim and unsubstantial ; as if the shape of the mysterious old man were faintly molded of dark- ness and gray light. Dominicus shivered. *' Mr. Higginbotham has come back from the other world, by way of the Kimballton turnpike," thought he. He shook the reins and rode forward, keeping about the same distance in the rear of the gray old shadow, till the latter was concealed by a bend of the road. On reaching this point the peddler no longer saw the man on horseback, but found himself at the head of the village street, not far from a number of stores and two taverns, clustered round the meeting-house steeple. On his left was a stone wall and a gate, the boundary of a wood-lot, beyond which lay an orchard, farther still a mowing-field, and last of all a house. These were the premises of Mr. Higginbotham, whose dwelling stood beside the old highway, but had been left in the MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 69 background by tbe KImballton turnpike. Dominieus knew the place ; and the little mare stopped short by instinct ; for he was not conscious of tightening the reins. "For the soul of me, I cannot get by this gate! " said he, trembling. " I shall never be my own man again till I see whether Mr. Higginbothan is hanging , on the St. Michael's pear-tree!" He leaped from the cart, gave the rein a turn round the gate-post, and ran along the green path of the wood-lot as if Old Nick were chasing behind. Just then the village clock tolled eight, and as each deep stroke fell Dominions gave a fresh bound and flew faster than before, till, dim in the solitary center of the orchard, he saw the fated pear-tree. One great branch stretched from the old contorted trunk across the path, and threw the darkest shadow on that one spot. But something seemed to struggle beneath the branch ! The peddler had never pretended to more courage than befits a man of peaceable occupation, nor could he account for his valor on this awful emergency. Cer- tain it is, however, that he rushed forward, prostrated a sturdy Irishman with the butt-end of his whip, and found — not indeed hanging on the St. Michael's pear- tree, but trembling beneath it, with a halter round his neck — the old, identical Mr. Higginbotham ! "Mr. Higginbotham," said Dominieus tremulously, "you're an honest man, and I'll take your word for it. Have you been hanged, or not?" If the riddle be not already guessed, a few words will explain the simple machinery by which this " com- ing event" was made to "cast its shadow before." Three men had plotted the robbery and murder of Mr. 60 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE Higginbotham ; two of them successively lost courage and fled, each delaying the crime one night, by their disappearance ; the third was in the act of perpetra- tion, when a champion, blindly obeying the call of fate like the heroes of old romance, appeared in the person of Dominicus Pike. It only remains to say that Mr. Higginbotham took the peddler into high favor, sanctioned his addresses to the pretty schoolmistress, and settled his whole property on their children, allowing themselves the interest. In due time the old gentleman capped the climax of his favors by dying a Christian death in bed, since which melancholy event Dominicus Pike has re- moved from Kimballton and established a large tobacco manufactory in my native village. NOTES Shaker settlement : — The Shakers are members of a reli- gious society which emigrated to the United States, from Eng- land, in 1774, under the leadership of Mother Ann Lee. sun-glass : A convex lens for producing heat by bringing the rays of the sun to a focus ; a burning-glass. long-nines : — Cigars of a cheap quality. pig-tail : — Twisted chewing tobacco. lady's t-wist : — A kind of chewing tobacco. fig tobacco : — Tobacco in small pieces. Spanish wrappers : — Imported cigars. the Ethiopian : — See the Bible, Jeremiah, 13 : 23. slitting-mill : — A mill in which iron bars or plates are slit into narrow strips. double pica : — Very large type. shaver : — A sharper. f SUGGESTIONS FOR STUDY Do you like the way the story begins ? Notice the way in which the story part (narrative) is mixed with description. Is MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 61 this a good way of carrying events along? Show the little touches that make the character of Pike clear to us, even in the first pages of the story. What effect on the reader is produced by the tale of the murder, when it is first whispered by the trav- eler ? Do you think that Pike ought to have spread the news ? What contradictory stories are brought in to confuse the reader ? Nearly all good stories have in them an entanglement or a mys- tery of some sort: Notice how the author of this story manages to keep the reader puzzled. Do you get a clear image of the different persons that appear in the story ? Does the author de- scribe each one completely ? Which one stands out most dis- tinctly ? Of what use is the conversation with the toll-gatherer ? What is the most exciting point (climax) of the story ? Does the story end abruptly at this exciting point, or does it gradually come to a stop ? Of what use is the last paragraph ? Do you think that Dominicus Pike deserved his good fortune ? THEME SUBJECTS The Peddler A False Alarm Solving a Mystery A Mysterious Disappearance How the Story Grew Was He the Thief ? A Bit of Gossip -^ Finding the Lost Ring Spreading the Alarm A Harmless Hoax How the False Report Started Hunting the Imaginary Monster Catching the Culprit. How Gossip Hurts Who Hid the Book ? The Newspaper Report of My How'^piey Learned Our Foot- Accident ball Signals The Unjust Suspicion How We Unraveled the Mystery SUGGESTIONS FOR THEME-WRITING The Peddler : — Did you ever see a peddler ? When and where ? Under what circumstances ? Can you write a vivid de- scription of him (or her) ? Try to make your reader see the exact appearance of the peddler — as to features (eyes, mouth, hair, etc.), form (height, size, etc.), and clothing. How did he walk ? Was he carrying something ? Did you see him try to sell his wares ? To whom did he try to sell ? What did he say ? Can you give some of his exact words ? How did his voice sound ? What did he do while he was talking ? Did he show his goods ? 62 NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE What were they like ? Did his listeners give good attention ? What conversation did they have with him ? Did they buy ? What did the peddler say when he went away ? The Mysterious Disappearance : — Can you write a little story on this subject, drawing either upon what you have heard, or what you have imagined ? Try to make the story very simple and straightforward. Tell who the person was that disappeared, and describe him sufficiently so that we can judge of his looks, his habits, and his character. Tell what this person was doing when he was last seen. When did his friends first realize that he had disappeared ? In order to gain suspense, tell how his friends felt, what they said, and what they did. Give some varying opin- ions that his friends expressed, as to his whereabouts. Will it be better in these passages to use direct or indirect quotations ? Was the person ever found ? Tell under what circumstances. Can you make the finding of the person the climax of your story ? Do you think it well to add anything after the climax is reached ? COLLATERAL READINGS The House of the Seven Gables . . Nathaniel Hawthorne. The Blithedale Romance " " The Marble Faun " " Grandfather's Chair " " Biographical Stories ' " " . Tanglewood Tales " " , A Wonder-Book for Girls and Boys . " " J The Great Stone Face " « ' The Great Carbuncle " « The Ambitious Guest " " Roger Malvin's Burial " ** Drowne's Wooden Image .... " " Ethan Brand « « A Bell's Biography " " Old Ticonderoga " ** Little Daffydowndilly " « The Antique Ring " " My Kinsman Major Molineux ... " " The Ghost of Doctor Harris .... " « The Snow-Image ....... " *' The Bald Eagle " " MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE 63 The Duston Family ...... My Visit to Niagara ..... The Prophetic Pictures .... The Gray Champion The Gentle Boy David Swan Sights from a Steeple Dr. Heidegger's Experiment . . . A Rill from the Town Pump . . Nathaniel Hawthorne Nathaniel Hawthorne and his Circle Nathaniel Hawthorne. G. E. Woodberry. Julian Hawthorne. THE WHISTLE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN (To Madame Brillon) Passy, November 10, 1779. When I was a child of seven years old, my friends, on a holiday, filled my pocket with coppers. I went directly to a shop where they sold toys for children ; and, being charmed with the sound of a whistle, that I met by the way in the hands of another boy, I vol- untarily offered and gave all my money for one. I then came home, and went whistling all over the house, much pleased with my whistle^ but disturbing all the family. My brothers, and sisters, and cousins, under- standing the bargain I had made, told me I had given four times as much for it as it was worth ; put me in mind what good things I might have bought with the rest of the money; and laughed at me so much for my folly, that I cried with vexation ; and the reflec- tion gave me more chagrin than the whistle gave me pleasure. This, however, was afterwards of use to me, the im- pression continuing on my mind; so that often, when I was tempted to buy some unnecessary thing, I said to myself, DonH give too much for the whistle; and I saved my money. As I grew up, came into the world, and observed the actions of men, I thought I met with many, very many, who gave too much for the whistle. When I saw one too ambitious of court favour, sac- THE WHISTLE 65 rificing his time in attendance on levees, his repose, his liberty, his virtue, and perhaps his friends, to at- tain it, I have said to myself. This man gives too much for his whistle. If I knew a miser, who gave up every kind of com- fortable living, all the pleasure of doing good to others, all the esteem of his fellow citizens, and the joys of benevolent friendship, for the sake of accumulating wealth, I^oor man, said I, you pay too much for your whistle. If I see one fond of appearance, or fine clothes, fine houses, fine furniture, fine equipages, all above his for- tune, for which he contracts debts, and ends his career in a prison, Alas! say I, he has paid dear, very dear^ for his whistle. In short, I conceive that great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by the false esti- mates they have made of the value of things, and by their giving too much for their whistles. B. Franklin. FEANKLIN'S BOYHOOD BENJAMIN FRANKLIN (From Chapter I of the Autobiography) My elder brothers were all put to apprentices to different trades. I was put to the grammar school at eight years of age ; my father intending to devote me, as the tithe of his sons, to the service of the Church. My early readiness in learning to read, which must have been very early, as I do not remember when I could not read, and the opinion of all his friends that I should certainly make a good scholar, encouraged him in this purpose of his. My uncle Benjamin, too, approved of it, and proposed to give me his short-hand volumes of sermons, to set up with, if I would learn his short- hand. /I continued, however, at the grammar school rather less than a year, though in that time I had risen gradually from the middle of the class of that year to be at the head of the same class, and was removed into the next class, whence I was to be placed in the third at the end of the year. But my father, burdened with a numerous family, was unable, without inconvenience, to support the ex- pense of a college education. Considering, moreover, as he said to one of his friends, in my presence, the little encouragement that line of life afforded to those educated for it, he gave up his first intentions, took me from the grammar school, and sent me to a school for writing and arithmetic, kept by a then famous man, Mr. George Brownwell. He was a skilful master, and successful in his profession, employing the mildest and FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD , 67 most encouraging methods. Under him I learned to write a good hand pretty soon ; but I failed entirely in arithmetic. At ten years old I was taken to help my father in his business, which was that of a tallow- chandler and soap-boiler ; a business to which he was not bred, but had assumed on his arrival in New Eng- land, because he found that his dyeing trade, being in little request, would not maintain his family. Accord- ingly, I was employed in cutting wicks for the candles, filling the moulds for cast candles, attending the shop, going of errands, etc. I disliked the trade, and had a strong inclination to go to sea ; but my father declared against it. But, residing near the water, I was much in it and on it. I learned to swim well and to manage boats; and, when embarked with other boys, I was commonly allowed to govern, especially in any case of difficulty ; and upon other occasions I was generally the leader among the boys, and sometimes led them into scrapes, of which I will mention one instance, as it shows an early projecting public spirit, though not then justly conducted. There was a salt marsh, which bounded part of the millpond, on the edge of which, at high water, we used to stand to fish for minnows. By much trampling we had made it a mere quagmire. My pro- posal was to build a wharf there for us to stand upon, and I showed my comrades a large heap of stones which were intended for a new house near the marsh, and which would very well suit our purpose. Accord- ingly in the evening, when the workmen were gone home, I assembled a number of my playfellows, and we worked diligently like so many emmets, sometimes two or three to a stone, till we brought them all to make our little wharf. The next morning the workmen 68 BENJAMIN FRAlSTKLIN were surprised at missing the stones, which had formed our wharf. Inquiry was made after the authors of this transfer ; we were discovered, complained of, and corrected by our fathers ; and though I demonstrated the utility of our work, mine convinced me that that which was not honest could not be truly useful. I suppose you may like to know what kind of a man my father was. He had an excellent constitution, was of a middle stature, well set and very strong. He could, draw prettily, and was skilled a little in music. His voice was sonorous and agreeable, so that when he played on his violin and sung withal, as he was accus- tomed to do after the business of the day was over, it was extremely agreeable to hear. He had some know- ledge of mechanics, and on occasion was very handy with other tradesmen's tools. But his great excellence was his sound understanding, and his solid judgment in prudential matters, both in private and public affairs. It is true he was never employed in the latter, the nu- merous family he had to educate, and the straitness of his circumstances, keeping him close to his trade, but I remember well his being frequently visited by lead- ing men, who consulted him for his opinion in public affairs, and those of the church he belonged to ; and who showed a great respect for his judgment and advice. H© was also much consulted by private persons about their affairs, when any difficulty occurred, and frequently chosen an arbitrator between contending parties. At his table he liked to have, as often as he could, some sensible friend or neighbor to converse with, and always took care to start some ingenious or useful topic for discourse, which might tend to improve the minds of his children. By this means he turned FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 69 our attention to what was good, just, and prudent, in the conduct of life, and little or no notice was ever taken of what related to the victuals on the table ; whether it was well or ill dressed, in or out of season, of good or bad flavor, preferable or inferior to this or that other thing of the kind ; so that I was brought up in such a perfect inattention to those matters as to be quite indifferent what kind of food was set before me. Indeed, I am so unobservant of it, that to this day I can scarce tell a few hours after dinner of what dishes it consisted. This has been of great convenience to me in traveling, where my companions have been some- times very unhappy for want of a suitable gratification;/^ of their more delicate, because better instructed, tastes and appetites. To return : I continued thus employed in my father's business for two years, that is, till I was twelve years old ; and my brother John, who was bred to that busi- ness, having left my father, married, and set up for himself at Rhode Island, there was every appearance that I was destined to supply his place, and become a tallow-chandler. But my dislike to the trade continu- ing, my father had apprehensions that, if he did not put me to one more agreeable, I should break loose and go to sea, as my brother Josiah had done, to his great vexation. In consequence, he took me to walk with him and see joiners, brick-layers, turners, bra- ziers, etc., at their work, that he might observe my inclination, and endeavor to fix it on some trade or profession that would keep me on land. It has ever since been a pleasure to me to see good workmen handle their tools. And it has been often useful to me, to have learned so much by it, as to be able to 70 . BENJAMIN FRANKLIN do some trifling jobs in the house, when a workman was not at hand, and to construct little machines for my experiments, at the moment when the intention of making these was warm in my mind. My father de- termined at last for the cutler's trade, and placed me for some days on trial with Samuel, son to my uncle Benjamin, who was bred to that trade in London, and had just established himself in Boston. But the sum he exacted as a fee for my apprenticeship displeased my father, and I was taken home again. i From my infancy I was passionately fond of reading, and all the money that came into my hands was laid out in the purchasing of books. I was very fond' of voy- ages. My first acquisition was Bunyan's work in sepa- rate little volumes; I afterwards sold them to enable me to buy E,. Burton's "Historical Collections." They were small chapmen's books, and cheap ; forty volumes in all. My father's little library consisted chiefly of books in polemic divinity, most of which I read. I have often regretted that, at a time when I had such a thirst for knowledge, more proper books had not fallen in my way, since it was resolved I should not be bred to divinity. There was among them Plutarch's "Lives," which I read abundantly, and I still think that time spent to great advantage. There was also a book of Defoe's, called " An Essay on Projects," and another of Dr. Mather's, called "An Essay to do Good," which perhaps gave me a turn of thinking, that had an influence on some of the principal future events of my life. This bookish inclination at length determined my father to make me a printer, though he had already one son, James, of that profession. In 1717 my brother James returned from England with a press and letters, FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 71 to set up his business in Boston. I liked it mucli better than that of my father, but still had a hankering for the sea. To prevent the apprehended effect of such an inclination, my father was impatient to have me bound to my brother. I stood out some time, but at last was persuaded, and signed the indenture, when I was yet but twelve years old. I was to serve an apprenticeship till I was twenty-one years of age, only I was to be al- lowed journeyman's wages during the last year. In a little time I made great progress in the business, and became a useful hand to my brother. I now had access to better books. An acquaintance with the apprentices of book-sellers enabled me sometimes to borrow a small one, which I was careful to return soon, and clean. Often I sat up in my chamber the greatest part of the night, when the book was borrowed in the evening, and to be returned in the morning, lest it should be found missing. After some time a merchant, an ingenious, sensible man, Mr. Matthew Adams, who had a pretty collec- tion of books, frequented our printing-office, took notice of me, and invited me to see his library, and very kindly proposed to lend me such books as I chose to read. I now took a strong inclination for poetry, and wrote some little pieces. My brother, supposing it might turn to account, encouraged me, and induced me to compose two occasional ballads. One was called "The Lighthouse Tragedy," and contained an account of the shipwreck of Captain Worthilake with his two daughters ; the other was a sailor's song, on the tak- ing of the famous " Teach," or " Blackbeard," the pirate. They were wretched stuff, in street-ballad style ; and when they were printed, my brother sent me about the town to sell them. The first sold prodi- 72 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN giously, the event being recent, and having made a great noise. The success flattered my vanity ; but my father discouraged me by criticising my performances, and telling me verse-makers were generally beggars. Thus I escaped being a poet, and probably a very bad one; but as prose writing has been of very great use to me in the course of my life, and was a principal means of my advancement, I shall tell you how in such a situation I acquired what little ability I may be sup- posed to have in that way. There was another bookish lad in the town, John Collins by name, with whom I was intimately ac- quainted. We sometimes disputed, and very fond we were of argument; and very desirous of confuting one another ; which disputatious turn, by the way, is apt to become a very bad habit, making people often extremely disagreeable in company, by the contradic- tion that is necessary to bring it into practice ; and thence, besides souring and spoiling the conversation, it is productive of disgusts, and perhaps enmities, with those who may have occasion for friendship. I had caught this by reading my father's books of dispute on religion. Persons of good sense, I have since ob- served, seldom fall into it, except lawyers, university men, and generally men of all sorts who have been bred at Edinburgh. , A question was once, somehow or other, started be- tween Collins and me, on the propriety of educating the female sex in learning, and their abilities for study. He was of opinion that it was improper, and that they were naturally unequal to it. I took the contrary side, perhaps a little for dispute's sake. He was naturally more eloquent, having a greater plenty of words, and sometimes, as I thought, I was van- FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 73 quished more by his fluency than by the strength of his reasons. As we parted without settling the point, and were not to see one another again for some time, I sat down to put my arguments in writing, which I copied fair and sent to him. He answered and I re- plied. Three or four letters on a side had passed, when my father happened to find my papers, and read them. Without entering into the subject in dispute, he took occasion to talk to me about my manner of writing; observed that though I had the advantage of my antagonist in correct spelling and pointing (which he attributed to the printing-house), I fell far short in elegance of expression, in method, and in per- spicuity, of which he convinced me by several in- stances. I saw the justice of his remarks, and thence' grew more attentive to my manner of writing, and determined to endeavor to improve my style. About this time I met with an odd volume of the ^Spectator. I had never before seen any of them. I bought it, read it over and over, and was much de- lighted with it. I thought the writing excellent, and wished if possible to imitate it. With that view I took some of the papers, and making short hints of the sentiments in each sentence, laid them by a few days, and then, without looking at the book, tried to com- plete the papers again, by expressing each hinted sen- timent at length, and as fully as it had been expressed before, in any suitable words that should occur to me. Then I compared my Spectator with the original, dis- covered some of my faults, and corrected them. But I found I wanted a stock of words, or a readiness in recollecting and using them, which I thought I should have acquired before that time, if I had gone on mak- ing verses; since the continual search for words of the 74 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN same import, but of different lengtli to suit the mea- sure, or of different sound for the rhyme, would have laid me under a constant necessity of searching for variety, and also have tended to fix that variety in my mind, and make me master of it. Therefore, I took some of the tales in the Spectator^ and turned them into verse ; and, after a time, when I had pretty well forgotten the prose, turned them back again. I also sometimes jumbled my collection of hints into confusion, and after some weeks endeavored to reduce them into the best order before I began to form the full sentences and complete the subject. This was to teach me method in the arrangement of the thoughts. By comparing my work with the original, I discovered my faults, and corrected them; but I sometimes had the pleasure to fancy that, in certain particulars of small consequence, I had been fortunate enough to improve the method or the language, and this encour- aged me to think that I might in time come to be a tolerable English writer, of which I was extremely ambitious. The time I allotted for writing exercises, and for reading, was at night, or before work began in the morning, or on Sundays, when I contrived to be in the printing-house, avoiding as much as I could the constant attendance at public worship which my father used to exact of me when I was under his care, and which I still continued to consider a duty, though I could not afford time to practise it. When about sixteen years of age, I happened to meet with a book, written by one Tryon, recommend- ing a vegetable diet. I determined to go into it. My brother, being yet unmarried, did not keep house, but boarded himself and his apprentices in another family. My refusing to eat flesh occasioned an incon- FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 75 venience, and I was frequently chid for my singular- ity. I made myself acquainted with Try on' s manner of preparing some of his dishes, such as boiling pota- toes or rice, making hasty pudding and a few others, and then proposed to my brother that if he would give me weekly half the money he paid for my board, I would board myself. He instantly agreed to it, and I presently found that I could save half what he paid me. This was an additional fund for buying of books ; but I had another advantage in it. My brother and the rest going from the printing-house to their meals, I remained there alone, and dispatching presently my light repast (which was often no more than a biscuit, or a slice of bread, a handful of raisins, or a tart from the pastry-cook's, and a glass of water), had the rest of the time, till their return, for study; in which I made the greater progress from that greater clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking. Now it was that (being on some occasion made ashamed of my ignorance in figures, which I had twice failed learning when at school) I took Cocker's book on " Arithmetic," and went through the whole by myself with the greatest ease. I also read Seller's and Sturny's book on "Navigation," which made me acquainted with the little geometry it contains; but I never pro- ceeded far in that science. I read about this time Locke "On Human Understanding," and "The Art of Thinking,'^ by Messrs. de Port Royal. My brother had, in 1720 or 1721, begun to print a newspaper. It was the second that appeared in Amer- ica, and was called the The New England Courant. The only one before it was the Boston News Letter. 76 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN I remember his being dissuaded by some of his friends from the undertaking, as not likely to succeed, one newspaper being in their judgment enough for Amer- ica. At this time, 1771, there are not less than five and twenty. He went on, however, with the undertaking. I was employed to carry the papers to the customers, after having worked in composing the types and print- ing off the sheets. He had some ingenious men among his friends, who amused themselves by writing little pieces for this paper, which gained it credit and made it more in de- mand, and these gentlemen often visited us. Hearing their conversations, and their accounts of the approba- tion their papers were received with, I was excited to try my hand among them. But, being still a boy, and suspecting that my brother would object to printing anything of mine in his paper, if he knew it to be mine, I contrived to disguise my hand, and, writing an anony- mous paper, I put it at night under the door of the printing-house. It was found in the morning, and com- municated to his writing friends when they called in as usual. They read it, commented on it in my hear- ing, and I had the exquisite pleasure of finding it met with their approbation, and that, in their different guesses at the author, none were named but men of some character among us for learning and ingenuity. I suppose that I was rather lucky in my judges, and that they were not really so very good as I then believed them to be. Encouraged, however, by this attempt, I wrote and sent in the same way to the press several other pieces, that were equally approved ; and I kept my se- cret till all my fund of sense for such performances was exhausted, and then discovered it, when I began to be considered a little more by my brother's acquaintances. FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 77 However, tliat did not quite please him, as he thought it tended to make me vain. This might be one occa- sion of the differences we began to have about this time. Though a brother, he considered himself as my master, and me as his apprentice, and accordingly expected the same services of me as he would from another, while I thought he degraded me too much in some he required of me, who from a brother expected more indulgence. Our disputes were often brought before our father, and I fancy I was either generally in the right, or else a bet- ter pleader, because the judgment was generally in my favor. But my brother was passionate, and had often beaten me, which I took extremely amiss ; and, think- ing my apprenticeship very tedious, I was continually wishing for some opportunity of shortening it, which at length offered in a manner unexpected. Perhaps this harsh and tyrannical treatment of me might be a means of impressing me with the aversion to arbi- trary power, that has stuck to me through my whole life. One of the pieces in our newspaper on some politi- cal point, which I have now forgotten, gave offence to the Assembly. He was taken up, censured and impris- oned for a month by the Speaker's warrant, I suppose because he would not discover the author. I, too, was taken up and examined before the Council ; but, though I did not give them any satisfaction, they contented themselves with admonishing me, and dismissed me, considering me perhaps as an apprentice, who was bound to keep his master's secrets. During my bro- ther's confinement, which I resented a good deal not- withstanding our private differences, I had the manage- ment of the paper ; and I made bold to give our rulers some rubs in it, which my brother took very kindly, 78 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN while others began to consider me in an unfavorable light, as a youth that had a turn for libeling and satire. My brother's discharge was accompanied with an order, and a very odd one, that " James Franldin should no longer print the newspaper called The New England Couranty On a consultation held in our printing-office amongst his friends, what he should do in this conjuncture, it was proposed to elude the order by changing the name of the paper. But my brother, seeing inconvenience in this, came to a conclusion, as a better way, to let the paper in future be printed in the name of Benjamin Franklin; and in order to avoid the censure of the Assembly, that might fall on him, as still printing it by his apprentice, he contrived and consented that my old indenture should be returned to me with a discharge on the back of it to show in case of necessity ; and, in order to secure to him the benefit of my service, I should sign new indentures for the re- mainder of my time, which were to be kept private. A very flimsy scheme it was ; however, it was immediately executed, and the paper was printed accordingly, under my name for several months. NOTES Bunyan: — A famous English writer (1628-1688), author of many sermons and tracts, and other religious articles. His best known work is the allegory, Pilgrirn's Progress. Plutarch's Lives : — Plutarch (40-120) was a Greek philoso- pher and historian. His Lives of Celebrated Greeks and Romans is a well-known and interesting book. Defoe: — An English writer and journalist (1661-1731), the author of Robinson Crusoe. Dr. Mather: — ♦Cotton Mather, a famous Puritan preacher of Boston (1663-1728). He took a leading part in the attack on witchcraft. FRANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 79 ' the indenture: — The agreement between a master-work- man and his apprentice, the Spectator: — A journal published in London, 1711- 1712 ; it was written chiefly by Addison and Steele, who are justly noted for the excellence of their work. Locke: —An English philosopher (1632-1704). Messrs. de Port Royal: — The expression il/essiewrs de Port Royal means the gentlemen of Port Royal. Port Royal was an ab- bey founded in 1626. The writings here referred to were by the Jansenists of Port Royal — followers of Cornelis Jansen, a Dutch Roman Catholic. the Assembly: — The Colonial legislative body. SUGGESTIONS FOR STUDY What is an autobiography? Can you name any one besides Franklin who has written one? Do you think it is an easy thing to write? Why? Why are autobiographies not more common ? What kind of man was Franklin's father? What qualities does Benjamin Franklin seem to have got from his father, either by inheritance or by training? Was Benjamin like the usual boy ? Were the books that he read as a boy very suitable and attrac- tive? Do you think that his father did right in discouraging his sou to write poetry? How did Franklin's father help him in learning to write prose? Explain carefully Benjamin Franklin's way of teaching himself to write. Do you believe it a good one? If it is, why is it not more commonly used in teaching and studying composition? Would Franklin have been so successful in his writing if he had not been in a printing-office? What are the differences between his time and ours, as far as books, pa- pers, and magazines are concerned? Try to give an account of yourself and some of your early experiences. Keep your work simple, as Franklin's is. THEME SUBJECTS My Early Ambitions Doing the Chores How I Helped My Father The First Books That I Read An Incident of My Childhood Saving Money My First Day at School Getting a Start in Life Working in Vacation Time Why I Left School 80 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN How I Learned to Make Bread A Tragedy of Childhood When I Tried to Help Mother An Autobiography of a Bad Boy How I Earned My First Money My First Evening at the Thea- Why I Wanted to Be a Soldier tre Learning to Sew Learning How to Work My First Penny My First Dollar t SUGGESTIONS FOR THEME-WRITING My Early Ambitions : — What was the first ambition that you ean remember? What suggested it? Did y6u look up to some one as a person to be imitated? Did some story that was told you give you an idea of what you would like to be? How did you feel about the matter? Did you think about it much? Did you tell any one of what you hoped to be when you grew up? Did you do anything to make your wishes come true? If so, did your attempts get you into trouble? When did your am- bition begin to change? Why? How many times have your ideas on the subject changed since then? Have you any real ambition at the present time that you would care to tell? The First Books That I Read : — Can you remember the first books that you were interested in? Could you read them through, or did you have help? What were they about? Which one did you like best? Did any of them have any infliience upon you? Tell about them in somewhat the same way as that in which Franklin tells of the books that he read. COLLATERAL READINGS *> Autobiography Benjamin Franklin Home Life in Colonial Days . . . Alice Morse Earle Customs and Fashions in Old New England " " " Costumes of Colonial Times . . . " " " The Diary of Anna Green Winslow " " " (Ed.) Colonial Days and Ways . . . . H. E. Smith Colonial Days and Dames . . > . A, H. Wharton Beneath Old Roof Trees .... A. E. Brown How Our Grandfathers Lived . . A. B. Hart (Ed.) Grandfather's Chair Nathaniel Hawthorne Letters from Colonial Children . . E. M. Tappan FKANKLIN'S BOYHOOD 81 The New England Primer . . . Paul Leicester Ford (Ed.) Where American Independence Be- gan M. D. Wilson Hugh Wynne S. Weir Mitchell In the Valley Harold Frederic In Colonial Times Mary Wilkins Men Who Have Risen ..... Hamilton W. Mabie Poor Boys Who Became Famous . Sarah K. Bolton Girls Who Became Famous ... « « « Famous American Statesmen ... « « « The Making of an American . . . Jacob Kiis Up from Slavery Booker T. Washington The Story of My Life Helen Keller The Story of a Child Pierre Loti An Indian Boyhood Charles Eastman The One I Knew Best of All . . . Frances Hodgson Burnett Autobiography Joseph Jefferson Autobiography (in Life of Scott, by Lockhart) Walter Scott A New England Girlhood .... Lucy Larcom The Autobiography of a Tomboy . Jeannette Gilder The Many-sided Franklin .... Paul Leicester Ford The True Benjamin Franklin . . S. G. Fisher The True Story of Benjamin Frank- lin E. S. Brooks Captains of Industry James Parton THE CHRISTMAS DINNER WASHINGTON IRVING (From The Sketch Book) Lo, now ia come our joyful' st feast ! Let every man be jolly, Each roome with yvie leaves is drest, And every post with holly. Now all our neighbours' chimneys smoke, And Christmas blocks are burning ; Their ovens they with bak'd meats choke, And all their spits are turning Without the door let sorrow lie, And if, for cold, it hap to die, Wee '1 bury it in a Christmas pye, And evermore be merry. WiTHEES, Juvenilia. I HAD finished my toilet, and was loitering with Frank Bracebridge in the library, when he heard a distant thwacking sound, which he informed me was a signal for the serving up of the dinner. The 'Squire kept up old customs in kitchen as well as hall; and the rolling-pin struck upon the dresser by the cook, sum- moned the servants to carry in the meats. Just in this nick the cook knock'd thrice, And all the waiters in a trice His summons did obey ; Each serving man, with dish in hand, Marched boldly up, like our train band, Presented, and away. The dinner was served up in the great hall, where the 'Squire always held his Christmas banquet. A blazing crackling fire of logs had been heaped on to warm the spacious apartment, and the flame went sparkling and wreathing up the wide-mouthed chim- THE CHRISTMAS DINNER 83 ney. The great picture of tlie crusader and his white horse had been profusely decorated with greens for the occasion ; and holly and ivy had likewise been wreathed round the helmet and weapons on the oppo- site wall, which I understood were the arms of the same warrior. I must own, by the bye, I had strong doubts about the authenticity of the painting and armor as having belonged to the crusader, they cer- tainly having the stamp of more recent days; but I was told that the painting had been so considered time out of mind; and that, as to the armor, it had been found in a lumber-room, and elevated to its present situation by the 'Squire, who at once determined it to be the armor of the family hero; and as he was abso- lute authority on all such subjects in his own house- hold, the matter had passed into current acceptation. A sideboard was set out just under tbis chivalric trophy, on which was a display of plate that might have vied (at least in variety) with Belshazzar's parade of the vessels of the temple; "flagons, cans, cups, beakers, goblets, basins, and ewers"; the gorgeous utensils of good companionship that had gradually accumulated through many generations of jovial house- keepers. Before these stood the two yule candles, beam- ing like two stars of the first magnitude ; other lights were distributed in branches, and the whole array glittered like a firmament of silver. We were ushered into this banqueting scene with, the sound of minstrelsy ; the old barper being seated on a stool beside the fireplace, and twanging his in- strument with a vast deal more power than melody. Never did Christmas board display a more goodly and gracious assemblage of countenances ; those who were not handsome, were, at least, happy ; and happiness is 84 WASHINGTON IRVING a rare improver of your hard-favored visage. I always consider an old English family as well worth studying as a collection of Holbein's portraits, or Albert Durer's prints. There is much antiquarian lore to be acquired ; much knowledge of the physiognomies of former times. Perhaps it may be from having continually before their eyes those rows of old family portraits, with which the mansions of this country are stocked ; cer- tain it is, that the quaint features of antiquity are often most faithfully perpetuated in these ancient lines ; and I have traced an old family nose through a whole pic- ture gallery, legitimately handed down from genera- tion to generation, almost from the time of the Con- quest. Something of the kind was to be observed in the worthy company around me. Many of their faces had evidently originated in a Gothic age, and been merely copied by succeeding generations; and there was one little girl, in particular, of staid demeanor, with a high Roman nose, and an antique vinegar as- pect, who was a great favorite of the 'Squire's, being, as he said, a Bracebridge all over, and the very coun- terpart of one of his ancestors who figured in the Court of Henry VIII. The parson said grace, which was not a short famil- iar one, such as is commonly addressed to the Deity in these unceremonious days ; but a long, courtly, well- worded one of the ancient school. There was now a pause, as if something was expected ; when suddenly the butler entered the hall with some degree of bustle ; he was attended by a servant on each side with a large wax-light, and bore a silver dish, on which was an enormous pig's head, decorated with rosemary, with a lemou in its mouth, which was placed with great formality at the head of the table. The moment this THE CHRISTMAS DINNER 85 pageant made its appearance, the harper struck up a flourish ; at the conclusion of which the young Oxo- nian, on receiving a nod from the 'Squire, gave, with an air of the most comic gravity, an old carol, the first verse of which was as follows ; Caput apri defero Reddens laudes Domino. The boar's head in hand bring I, With garlands gay and rosemary. I pray you all synge merily Qui estis in convivio. Though prepared to witness many of these little ec- centricities, from being apprised of the peculiar hobby of mine host, yet, I confess, the parade with which so odd a dish was introduced somewhat perplexed me, until I gathered from the conversation of the 'Squire and the parson, that it was meant to represent the bringing in of the boar's head — a dish formerly served up with eeremony, and the sound of minstrelsy and song, at great tables on Christmas day. " I like the old custom," said the 'Squire, " not merely because it is stately and pleasing in itself, but because it was ob- served at the college at Oxford, at which I was edu- cated. When I hear the old song chanted, it brings to mind the time when I was young and gamesome — and the noble old college hall — and my fellow-students loitering about in their black gowns; many of whom, poor lads, are now in their graves ! " The parson, however, whose mind was not haunted by such associations, and who was always more taken up with the text than the sentiment, objected to the Oxonian's version of the carol ; which he affirmed was different from that sung at college. He went on, with the dry perseverance of a commentator, to give 86 WASHINGTON IRVING the college reading, accompanied by sundry annota- tions ; addressing himself at first to the company at large ; but finding their attention gradually diverted to other talk, and other objects, he lowered his tone as his number of auditors diminished, until he concluded his remarks in an under voice, to a fat-headed old gentleman next him, who was silently engaged in the discussion of a huge plateful of turkey. The table was literally loaded with good cheer, and presented an epitome of country abundance, in this season of overflowing larders. A distinguished post was allotted to " ancient sirloin," as mine host termed it ; being, as he added, " the standard of old English hos- pitality, and a joint of goodly presence, and of full ex- pectation." There were several dishes quaintly deco- rated, and which had evidently something traditional in their embellishments ; but about which, as I did not like to appear over-curious, I asked no questions. I could not, however, but notice a pie, magnificently decorated with peacocks' feathers, in imitation of the tail of that bird, which overshadowed a considerable tract of the table. This, the 'Squire confessed, with some little hesitation, was a pheasant pie, though a peacock pie was certainly the most authentical ; but there had been such a mortality among the peacocks this season, that he could not prevail upon himself to have one killed. It would be tedious, perhaps, to my wiser readers, who may not have that foolish fondness for odd and obsolete things to which I am a little given, were I to mention the other makeshifts of this worthy old humorist, by which he was endeavoring to follow up, though at humble distance, the quaint customs of an- tiquity. I was pleased, however, to see the respect THE CHRISTMAS DINNER 87 shown to his whims by his children and relatives ; who, indeed, entered readily into the full spirit of them, and seemed all well versed in their parts ; having doubtless been present at many a rehearsal. I was amused, too, at the air of profound gravity with which the butler and other servants executed the duties assigned them, however eccentric. They had an old-fashioned look ; having, for the most part, been brought up in the household, and grown into keeping with the antiquated mansion, and the humors of its lord; and most prob- ably looked upon all his whimsical regulations as the established laws of honorable housekeeping. When the cloth was removed, the butler brought in a huge silver vessel, of rare and curious workmanship, which he placed before the 'Squire. Its appearance was hailed with acclamation ; being the Wassail Bowl, so renowned in Christmas festivity. The contents had been prepared by the 'Squire himself ; for it was a bev- erage, in the skilful mixture of which he particularly prided himself ; alleging that it was too abstruse and complex for the comprehension of an ordinary servant. It was a potation, indeed, that might well make the heart of a toper leap within him ; being composed of the richest and raciest wines, highly spiced and sweet- ened, with roasted apples bobbing about the surface. The old gentleman's whole countenance beamed with a serene look of indwelling delight, as he stirred this mighty bowl. Having raised it to his lips, with a hearty wish of a merry Christmas to all present, he sent it brimming round the board, for every one to follow his example according to the primitive style ; pronouncing it "the ancient fountain of good feeling, where all hearts met together." There was much laughing and rallying, as the hon- 88 WASHIN