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 UNDERTAKER'S DAUGHTER 
 
 ORIGINAL FARCE IN ONE ACT 
 
 BY 
 
 FRANK V DUMONT 
 
 AUTHOR OF "OTHER PEOPLE'S TROUBLES," FALSE COLORS," "THE 
 LADY BARBER," "THE CAKE WALK,' 
 
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 THE DRAMATIC PUBLISHING COMPANY 
 

 ORIGINAL CAST OP CHARACTERS. 
 
 Melinda— The Daughter F. Wilson. 
 
 Horace — Policeman L. Delmore. 
 
 Dr. Platt— A Student Alf. Gibson. 
 
 Pete Hearse Larry Dooley. 
 
 Plays twenty-five minutes. 
 
 Copyright, 1897, by the Dramatic Publishing Company, Chicago. 
 
 Notice.— The professional acting rights of this play are reserved by 
 the publishers, from whom written permission must be obtained before 
 performance. All persons giving unauthorized productions will be 
 prosecuted to the full extent of the law. This notice does not apply to 
 amateurs, who may perform the play without permission. 
 
The Undertaker's Daughter. 
 
 Scene. — Plain chamber. Door r. fiat. Windows. Table 
 R. c. Two chairs. Trap down stage c. Two skids — one 
 higher than the other ; up stage against R.fiat. Small pillow 
 and sheet on the skids. Plates of cakes, bottle, knife, etc. 
 " lunch "on table. The skids are, one foot high and one and 
 a half foot high.] 
 
 Melinda. [Discovered.] Some girls have lovers and some 
 have none. Now I'm one of the lucky ones — I'm blessed with 
 three ardent lovers and they seem deeply in love with me. 
 However, because Pa is very wealthy, he wants me to marry 
 one of the three. That, I shall never do — I have invited the 
 three to spend the evening and take tea, and I shall put them 
 all to a severe test and judge for myself who'll prove the best 
 and bravest husband. [ Window opens and Pete Hearse comes 
 through the window, stepping o?i small box placed there. 
 He is singing " You do not love me, no — bid me good-bye and 
 go " as he comes through window. Melinda down L. Pete 
 turns and shuts the window getting his fingers caught in 
 the side of it. Expression of pain, and he turns.'] 
 
 Melinda. Why didn't you come through the door ? 
 
 Pete. I left that to go out of, in case the old man comes in 
 unexpected. 
 
 Melinda. No clanger, Pa has gone out of town to order a 
 new funeral casket. Come, sit down, I want to talk to you. 
 [Pete sees the table, runs to it, and seeing the lunch, shouts 
 joyfully:] 
 
 Pete. You do the talking and I'll clear this table. [Eats 
 cake voraciously — stuffing his mouth and trying to speak. 
 Eats ad lib.] 
 
 Melinda. You know I told you to call to-night as I wanted 
 a test of your affections. 
 
 5 
 
6 "THE UNDERTAKER'S 
 
 Pete. Well, ain't I giving it to you ? Look at my appetite. 
 [Bams more cake ifito his mouth.) 
 
 Melinda. No. I mean I want some proof. [Emotional.] 
 That — you — love — me. 
 
 Pete. [Imitates.) What — is — it ? 
 
 Melinda. I want you to go up in the attic and there you'll 
 find a burial casket, I want you to bring it down here and sleep 
 in it all night. 
 
 Pete. Who ? me ? Oh, no ! 
 
 Melinda. Oh, very well then, our engagement is at an end, 
 and I don't believe you ever loved me. 
 
 Pete. Oh, yes I do. I'd sell my coat for you — pawn my 
 watch for you — but when it comes to sleeping in a coffin all 
 night I don't see where it comes in. 
 
 Melinda. Very well, I'm not over anxious to marry you any- 
 way. Remember you have a few rivals, all fine-looking fel- 
 lows — noble and brave, and they are just dying {or me. 
 
 Pete. Well, let them all die. Then I'll be the only one left, 
 and then you'll have to marry me. 
 
 Melinda. Oh, no. I'll never marry a coward. Come, will 
 you do it ? 
 
 Pete. Well, where is this casket. 
 
 Melinda. Up in the attic ; go and get it, bring it down here 
 and place it over there, and remember you have to sleep in it all 
 night. Show no signs of fear no matter who enters the room. 
 You do not see or hear them— you must not even breathe, for 
 you are dead — dead as a smoked mackerel. Remember I'll be 
 listening at the door. If I hear one word or one movement I'll 
 never become your wife. 
 
 Pete. Ah, boys, this is what comes of courting an under- 
 taker's daughter. 
 
 Melinda. Here, young man, I want you to understand my 
 pa is not an undertaker. He's a funeral director, 
 
 Pete. Then I'm to be dead all night ? 
 
 Melinda. Yes, and you don't come to life before to-morrow 
 morning. 
 
 Pete. Well, if I'm going to be a corpse, I won't die hungry. 
 I'll take these cakes. [Takes cakes.] Where's the coffin ? 
 
 Melinda. Right up those stairs. [Points R. u. E.] 
 
 Pete. Well, if I'm going to die, I'll die eating cake, and I'll 
 make a fat corpse. [Ex. R. u. E.J 
 
 Melinda. Lover number one, got rid of very nicely, but there 
 are still two more in the field. [Piatt appears trap c. look' 
 ing up.) 
 
"THE UNDERTAKER'S DAUGHTER." J 
 
 Piatt. Ah, there ! [Entirely up.] 
 
 Melinda. How did you come in ? 
 
 Piatt. 1 didn't come in, I came up. I slid down through 
 the coal hole, up through the water pipes and here I am. I 
 was bound to get here. 
 
 Melinda. Did you just leave college ? 
 
 Piatt. Yes, I just left college and came over here to see you. 
 Oh, sweetest of larynx and vertebra membrane of my system, 
 and articulated osfrontis of affection's organic dispensatory ! 
 
 Melinda. Then you do love me ? But you'll have to prove 
 your love. 
 
 Piatt. Put me to the test. Place me in the crucible, I am 
 ready to be analyzed. 
 
 Melinda. There is a dead man in this house. 
 
 P_att. That's nothing strange for an undertaker to have 
 lying around the house. 
 
 Melinda. But what I want you to do is to remain in this 
 room and watch the dead man as he lies in his casket. This is 
 the task I ask of you to prove your love for me. Do this, and 
 my hand at day-break is yours. 
 
 Piatt. I'll do it. Trot out the stiff. Where's the defunct ? 
 
 Melinda. He will be here and laid out when you return. 
 
 Piatt. If he isn't laid out when I return, I'll have him laid out 
 before morning. [Melinda turns up stage and goes to table.] 
 This is a capital idea. Now I can go and get my surgical 
 instruments and as I'm sitting up with the dead man, I can 
 practise on him. I'll have him dissected before morning. 
 {Turns to Melinda.] I will be back inside often minutes. So 
 farewell my sarsaparillian extract of materia medica. {Em- 
 braces in a grotesque manner and starts down trap, talking 
 " I'll be back soon as possible." A wood crash is heard L. 2 E. 
 As Piatt's shoulders are even with stage, and his head disap- 
 pears as if he had fallen to bottom of cellar. Melinda L. 
 screams and runs to trap looking down.] 
 
 Melinda. Oh! He's fell in" the coal cellar. [At trap.] 
 Have you hurt you ? 
 
 Piatt, [from under stage.] No, I've only broken two legs. 
 
 Melinda. [Shutting trap.] Oh, I'm so glad there's nothing 
 serious. \Laughs.] Lover number two got rid of very nicely. 
 But there is still one more and he must be given something to 
 to do. Now let me see. What will Horace do ? [ Wood crash. 
 Horace, a policeman tumbles in door R. rolling down stage to 
 C. exclaiming " Oh ! oh ! " and rises.] 
 
 Melinda. Well, you came in in a hurry, didn't you ? 
 
8 " THE UNDERTAKER^ DAUGHTER.*' 
 
 Horace. Yes. I stepped on a banana peel and slid in here 
 before I knew where I was. Oh, my dearest Melinda, I would 
 endure falls like that sixty times a minute just to see you and 
 gain one kiss from those ruby lips. [Comes to embrace her.'] 
 
 Melinda. [Checks him.] Stop a minute ! You remember 
 I told you to call to-night for your final answer. I shall put you 
 to a very severe test and if you prove to be a man of courage I 
 will gladly become your wife. 
 
 Horace. Well, what is it ? A policeman is the man to do 
 anything for love. 
 
 Melinda. One ofyour rivals is to remain in this room all 
 night beside a casket containing the body of a dead man — now, 
 what I want you to do, is to contrive some means to frighten 
 him out of here and prove to me that he is, really a coward and 
 my hand is yours. Remember, you'll have no trouble to 
 frighten him for he is an awful coward, in fact, a much bigger 
 coward than you are. 
 
 Horace. If he's as big a coward as I am, I'll have no trouble 
 frightening him. But how am I to do it ? 
 
 Melinda. I will provide everything necessary and tell you 
 what you are to do — but just step down into the kitchen. 
 
 Horace. Ah ! the kitchen. Before I go I'll take some of 
 the spirits. [Taking bottle from table.] Pour some of the 
 spirits down to keep my spirits up. I'll do anything before I 
 lose Melinda. .[Ex. L. i e.] 
 
 Melinda. [Laughs.] Well, I'm rid of the three at least, 
 and what cowards they are. Now let me understand it cor- 
 rectly. Lover number one, is to represent a dead man lying in 
 a casket ; number two, is to watch beside the casket all night 
 and show no sign of fear, and number three, is to contrive some 
 means to frighten them out and prove to me that they are cow- 
 ards. [Laughs.] Well, what a lucky thing it is for me that 
 Pa is a funeral director, so I can give them all a good scare. 
 Now to pack my trunk, see Horace, and elope. [Laughs and 
 runs off~L. i E. Pete enters R. u. E. with board three feet 
 wide and six feel long sides all around it, about four or five 
 inches in height. This looks like a big tray pauited black. 
 He carries it in on one shoulder.] 
 
 Pete. [R. C] I couldn't find a burial casket so I got the 
 body of a wagon. Oh, boys, never court an undertaker's 
 daughter. Look at me. I've got to lay myself out. [Goes up 
 stage, puts down board C, places the skids in position, short 
 one front, picks up pillow.] Here's my pillow. I'll have 
 something soft to die on. [Fixes pillow.] Now, I'll get in. 
 
"THE UNDERTAKER'S DAUGHTER. 9 
 
 [Lies on plank ; has bus. of covering himself with sheet pull- 
 ing it off his feet. Looks at feet.] I wonder how they got in 
 here? [Covers feet.] Now I'm supposed to be dead. [Pathe- 
 tic] And 1 died for 1-o-v-e. [Lies down. Trap opens, Piatt 
 puts up the tinker's furnace iti which is red hot soldering 
 iron, places furnace on stage and reaches down for rest of his 
 articles. Meanwhile Pete sits up and views the articles with 
 mingled fear, astonishment, and doubt. Piatt next puts up a 
 coat in which is a lot of tools, hammer, old saw, chisel, tongs 
 and old augur ; next puts up a basket in which is a plate 
 with slice of pie, a flask and tin ca7i of flour. Then he comes 
 up fr 0771 trap and closes it. Piatt looks around j sees the 
 body 07i pla7ik.~\ 
 
 Piatt. Ah, there he is ! [Turns and picks up coat bundle 
 and ope7is it, allowi7ig tools to rattle down to stage, then puts 
 fur 7iace over to L. C. and basket on table, fi7is the furnace. 
 During all this Pete has bus. of watching tools 071 floor, look- 
 ing at tools and then at Piatt, tryi7ig i7i a fwiny way to 
 fath.0771 Piatt's i7itentio7is, with fear and wonder. Piatt 
 returns to tools. Pete lies down. 
 
 Piatt. I've brought my instruments with me so I could prac- 
 tice on the body. 
 
 Pete. Not on this body. 
 
 Piatt. [Picks up coat.] I've just returned from the bed- 
 side of a small-pox patient and by accident I took his coat and 
 wrapped it around these tools. It's very dangerous to handle 
 it. I'll throw it over here. [Throws it over Pete's legs. 
 Then goes over to the furnace, exa77ii7ies it. This gives 
 Pete a cha7ice to sit up a7id with fear he throws the coat back 
 again on floor c. and lies dow7i as Piatt returns. He sees 
 coat on floor. Bus.] 
 
 Piatt. Hello, how did that coat get on the floor ? [Picks it 
 up.] I don't wan't it around me. I'll put it on the dead man. 
 It won't hurt a dead man, but it's sure death to a live one. 
 [Throws coat on Pete's chest and face. Piatt goes to basket, 
 takes out can of flour, pie a7id flask, places the7/i. 071 table. 
 Mea7iwhile Pete sits tip and in great fear throws the coat off 
 i7ito R. 2 E. and lies down. Piatt 7iow goes behind table fac- 
 ing audience. 
 
 Piatt. I brought this liquor along with me, [Places flask to 
 his R.] as a preventative of contagious diseases. [Pete tries to 
 reach the flask, bufPl&tt picks it up just in ti77ie to preve7tt Pete 
 gettingit. All this is done without Piatt seei7ig Pete's actio7is.\ 
 After handling that coat or even having it around you, [Brinks.] 
 
10 "THE UNDERTAKERS 
 
 this is the only thing that will save a man. [Places it R. Fete 
 tries to get it, but Piatt removes it just in time to have Jete 
 miss grasping the flask.] Yes, this will save a man. [Brinks 
 and instead of placing flask R. he places it over to L. of table. 
 Pete is just reaching and disgusted and crushed he lies down 
 not having been able to get his fingers 071 the flask. Piatt 
 goes down to furnace, takes the red hot soldering iron out of it. 
 Tests it with finger L. C] 
 
 Piatt. [L. C.] Now, what I propose to do is to burn the 
 arteries after cutting off the dead man's head. [Crash L. 1 E. 
 Bass drum, sheet iron thunder, racket etc., kept up until 
 mark.* Soon as crash takes place, Horace in skeleton suit 
 and mask enters L. 1 E. Piatt is just at side of " dead man " 
 to his L. as Horace reaches C. Piatt turns and seeing the 
 "skeleton" utters a yell of fear, rttns up and around head of 
 man on board to his R. and crouches down. This is tc allow 
 P3te to sit up quick a?id utter a yell that scares Horace who 
 darts back in alarm. Piatt junips up, Pete quickly lies down 
 soon as he scares Horace. Piatt rushes at Horace with red hot 
 iron, saying " Trying to scare me, eh ? Get out of here — get 
 out of here." Horace runs up stage and jumps oitt of window 
 followed by Piatt who burns him with hot iron as he chases 
 him out. Soon as both are out of window (* Stop racket.) 
 Pete gets up, runs to table, takes the pie and the flask, runs 
 back to board, lies down, covers himself and eats the pie and 
 drinks fro7n the flask. Short pause andY\&\X enters door in 
 flat R., comes down C. laughing. 
 
 Piatt. The idea of that fellow trying to come in here to 
 scare me. I bet he won't bother me any more. I burned him 
 all over the arms and oh, oh ! [He burns himself and throws 
 the red hot iron on Pete's bosom or stomach. Pete yells 
 " Oh." Grabs iron by hot part, squirms and throws iron off 
 L. 2 E, ; examines burned hand, eats pie and lies down again. 
 Piatt goes up to table, begins a search for the pie, looking on 
 and under the table.] 
 
 Piatt. Strange, when I left this room I left a bottle on the 
 table. Where is it ? 
 
 Pee. [Aside.] Dead man's got it. 
 
 Piatt. I also left a pie there. Now the pie is gone. That's 
 strange. 
 
 Pete. Yes, it's strange. 
 
 Piatt. Very strange. 
 
 Pete. Yes, very strange. 
 
 Piatt. Passing strange. 
 
"THE UNDERTAKER'S DAUGHTER." It 
 
 Pete. Yes, passing strange. [Eats voraciously.'] 
 
 Piatt. [Down l. c] Well, I don't care. I didn't want the 
 pie myself. I kept that pie to poison cats. [Pete looks up, stops 
 eating and allows bits to drop from his mouth to floor ; still 
 looking towards Piatt. J There is a deadly poison in it and 
 over a quarter of a pound of arsenic in that pie. [Pete very 
 sick etc., throws crust off r. 2 E. ; brushes his hands, spits 
 oict crumbs and looks very sick.] 
 
 Piatt. There's one peculiarity about that new poison. The 
 minute a man takes a mouthful of it, decomposition sets in 
 before the man dies. [Goes to furnace, ?noves it back.] 
 
 Pete. Oh, nail up the box and bury me. [Lies down. 
 Piatt then looks around after bus. with furnace.] 
 
 Piatt. What a strange odor there is in this room ? [Looks 
 toward Peta.] 1 wonder where it comes from ? Ah, the 
 dead man. I brought along some quicklime. [Now at tabled] 
 I'll put some of it on him. [Takes handful of flour from can 
 and goes toward Pete.] This will eat him up before morning. 
 [Throws flour on Pete's face, theti goes to table and gets 
 knife.] Now then, I'll take off the dead man's head and then 
 cut out his heart. [As he goes towards Pete, enter Melinda, 
 hat, cloak and small trunk, also Horace in police uniform 
 
 L. I E.J 
 
 Melinda. [L. C] Come Horace, quick before Pa returns. 
 Let us elope! [Melinda and Horace run to door L. in flat. 
 Pla<;t turns.] 
 
 Piatt. Hello ! Where are you going ? 
 
 Melinda. [At door.] We are going to elope. 
 
 PlaVt. But remember you belong to me ! 
 
 Pete. [Rising up extending arms shouts.] No, she belongs 
 to me. [Piatt tumbles backwards L. C. with fright. Horace 
 and Me^nda at back, very frightened at apparition holding 
 out sheet. 
 
 CLOSE IN. 
 
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 characters are typical tramps at first and then disguise them- 
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 dry but bursts into uproarious burlesque at the end. 
 
 How to Get a Divorce. Farce in one act by Frank 
 Dumont. Eight male, three female characters, beside " a jury 
 and other bits of judicial brie a brae." Plays fifteen minutes. 
 This is a farce which is very funny played with white faces 
 although originally written for minstrels. The scene is a 
 court room and Judge Alimony separates three happy couples, 
 before Mrs. Alimony breaks up the court proceedings. 
 
 Jack Sheppard and Joe Blueskin, or Amateur 
 Road Agents. Melodramatic burlesque in one act, by 
 Frank Dumont. Six characters. Plays twenty minutes. 
 Landscape scene. This is done for minstrels. The two des- 
 peradoes, Jack and Joe are very funny and the piece acted 
 with spirit is a sure hit. The dialogue gives opportunity for 
 any amount of business and is full of genuine darkey humor. 
 
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 The Lady Barber. Sketch in one scene by Frank Du- 
 mont. Four characters, two of them appear in female dress. 
 Plays twenty minutes. Scene — a barber shop. This is one of 
 Mr. Dumont's strongest plays. The fun begins immediately 
 when the proprietor induces the white-wash man to assume 
 the dress of a lady and take charge of the customers and in- 
 creases until the shop is cleared out in a fast and furiously 
 funny manner. 
 
 Other People's Troubles. An eccentricity in one 
 scene by Frank Dumont. Three male, two female characters. 
 Interior scene. Plays fifteen minutes. This sketch may be 
 played white or black face and has been successful on the pro- 
 fessional stage, Lew Dockstader making a fine Zack. The 
 play is a "screamer," full Of smart sayings and funny situa- 
 tions. The end is a rattling climax of merriment. 
 
 The Serenade Party; or, The Miser's Troubles. 
 
 A black sketch in one act, by Frank Dumont. Four characters, 
 one in female dress. Plays twenty minutes. Interior scene. 
 A popular professional sketch. The miser and his servant's 
 efforts to deceive one another and their guests are uproariously 
 funny. Here is great opportunity for fine business and full 
 directions are given by the author in every book of the play. 
 
 Too Little Vagrants; or, Beware of Tramps. 
 
 Farce in one act by Frank Dumont. Three male, one female 
 characters. Plays twenty minutes. One exterior scene. May 
 be produced white or black face. This play introduces two 
 of the most comical of tramp characters. The position of one 
 of them forced to stand as a scare crow is very funny. There 
 is nothing offensive in the bright and rapid dialogue. 
 
 The Undertaker's Daughter. Farce in one act, by 
 Frank Dumont. Three male, one female characters. Plays 
 twenty-five minutes. Plain chamber scene. This play may 
 be given white or black face, and has been successful each 
 way on the professional stage. The motive, dialogue and 
 action all very original, bring screams of laughter from all 
 audiences. Full stage directions accompany the book of the 
 play. 
 
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