New York TULLAR-MEREDITH CO. Chicago POPULAR ENTERTAINMENTS THE RAG SOCIABLE. A quaint old fashioned entertainment which is always sure to please. Libretto by Edith S. Tillotson. Music by various Composers. The dialoj is very spicy and inteiestinj}, and humor and pathos are beautifully blended in the various musical selections. The characters include Mrs. Winters and her two daughters Betsy and Maria. Miss Jemima Rush, Mrs. Bassett, Mrs. Collins. Mrs. Salina Grey, the Allen twins (elderly), Mrs. Martha Ann Hall. Miss Eliza Hall, Mrs. Jane Tompkins and Aman««a Tompltins. Th« ]ist of characters may be extended ad. lib. to meet local conditions. A fine entertainment for a class of women or girls. Ladies' Aid« Christian Endeavor ani Epworth League Societies, etc Price, 2S cents per copy. LOVE FINDS THE WAY, or TKo Detoetive That Father Hired. Music by Chas. H. Gabrieh Words by Rev. Wm. Danforth, author of "The Old District School," etc. A highly amusing farcical song-skit, with four characters: A Determined Young Lover, an Irate Father, a Daughter with a Will of Her Own, and an Aiding and Abetting Mother- parts: tenor, basso, soprano and alto. This composition consists of singing and dialog for each part and will serve to enliven any entertainment. The music is moderately easy, melodious and should be available in practically all communities. This work consists of some 12 pages in sheet music form. The story is as follows: A father, who objects to his daughter having a beau, believing that she is planning to elopo with an unknown young man, advertises for a detective to ferret the matter out. The young lover answ«>r8 the ad- vertisement, and t.ie father hires him to detect theculprit, promising to pay him "anything within reason." When the young lover's tiue identity is disclosed, he demands as his reward, for having detected himself, the hand of tho daughter. The irate father objects. The daughter eventually convinces him that true love was the real detectivo in the case, and the parental consent is given. Price, $1.50; SO per cent discount. THE OLD DISTRICT SCHOOL. A farce in two acts (new version). Book by Wm. Danforth. Music arr. by Geo. F. Rosche. This is a burlesque on the district school of 100 years ago. Ezekiel Simpkins, the teacher, is the central char> acter His costume is a tight Prince Albert coat, with brass buttons, or a worn and faded "claw-hammer" coat, colored vest cut low; stock collar, with large black tie; trousers, "high-water," with a patch of other color on one knee; well- worn shoes. Bald gray wig and "side" whiskers. The costumes of the pupils are in keeping with those of the teacher. The characters all read their lines from the book, so that there is yery little to be memorized and for this reason this work can t>e prepared in a very short time. Price, postpaid, 50 cents per copy. THE CHAPERON. A humorous Operetta in three Acts. Libretto by Wm. Danforth. Music by Geo. F. Rosche. "The Chaperon'' is a humorous operetta designed for church choir and young people's societies. It will be found avail* able in all communities in which seven young men and seven young ladies who sing can be found. The music is bright, tuneful, easy to learn and easy to remember. The dialogue is witty, clean, wholesome and entertaining. Price, post- paid, 60 cents per copy. THE VISION OF HENSEL. An evening with the old songs. The old songs of child- hood, youth, love, war and home. Libretto by Elian N. Wood. There is no friend like an old friend and after all there are no songs we love quite so much as the old ones. This cantata furnishes a beautiful medium for the introduction of the old songs which we all know and love. 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Only a lew of our most pttfrtilar Entertainments and Plays are listed on this and the two following pages. A complete Catalog of Entertainments and Plays will be mailed on request. ^t^/^^^^Ti^^^^^ ILLUSTRATED PANTOMIMED HYMNS NEARER MY COD TO THEE. Posed under the direction of Eleanor H. Denig. This is a particularly fine prodnc- tion and lends itself admirably for a twelve-minute addition to an evening's entertainment in the church or hall. The instructions are very clear so that this pantommie may be prepared by anyone with ordinary talent or ability. The fourteen full figure halftone illustrations will be found an excellent help. The music is very complete. The regular hymn tune is printed for mixed voices; also an original quartet for voices of women and an original setting for voices of men and an original duet for soprano and alto by J. S. Fearis, thus furnish- ing a variety of music found in no other publication of this sort. Price, 40 cents postpaid. "Not sent on examination." IT CANE UPON THE MIDNIGHT CLEAR. Posed under the direction of Eleanor H. Denig, This pantomime will be particuarly interesting during the winter season for a twelve-minute addition to church or other entertainments. The directions are very elaborate, enabling any person to prepare the same successfully. The music Is very complete, consisting of a hymn tune for mixed voices; an original setting for voices of both women and men: also a very fineduet sopvano and alto; the latter by Chas. H. Gabriel. Price. 40c«nts per copy postpaid. "Not sent oa examinatiaa.'' At The Depot A Character Play In One Act By ANNE M. PALMER Price 25 cents per copy, $2.50 per dozen, Postpaid All Rights Reserved, Amateur Performance Permitted 265 W. Thirty-sixth St., New York 14 W. Washington St., Chicago Copyright iqi 5 by Tullar-Meredith Co. International Copyright Secured <' T ^<: -\' ^^P96-J0748- ©CI,A406459 JUN26I9I5 Characters v^ Henry White Bill Stevens Tim Helen Thomas Mrs. Brown Willie Brown Charlie Grant Ned Warren Miss Smith . Mr. Lawrence Richard Martin Bessie Wilson Mr. Jones Mrs. O'Brien Mary O'Brien Johnny O'Brien Susie O'Brien The Baby The ticket agent . The station agent A newsboy A college girl The mother of Willie A badly spoiled, inquisitive boy College boy College boy An elderly school teacher A middle-aged man A cowboy A little orphan girl A crabbed old gentleman The mother of a large family Small girl Very small boy . . Very small girl . . . Baby doll Suggestions The platform should be arranged to represent the interior of an ordinary Railroad Station, chairs and benches arranged ad. lib. A large clock and a board arranged to indicate time of arrival and departure of trains will help to give a proper air to the scene. One corner of the room may be partitioned off for the "Office" with an opening in center over which are the words "Ticket Office." Each character readily suggests the necessary costume. At The Depot •n't- {Scene opens with the station agent moving about arranging various objects in the waiting room. The ticket agent enters, goes to his office, removes his hat, and commences a ticking to simulate a telegraph instrument. An occasional ringing as of a telephone is heard while the play proceeds, and this the ticket agent answers.) Station agent. (Yawning.) Good morning. Ticket agent. Good morning, Bill. Here is another day of hurry and worry beginning for me. I am sometimes tempted to think that my work is the most tiresome in the world. Station agent. Well, I'm sure I've felt that way often enough. Ours is a thankless job! Sometimes I'm driven nearly crazy with the foolish questions they ask. One old woman came rushing in here yesterday and fluttered around like a hen with its head off. First thing I knew she grabbed me and says she, "Oh! when does my train leave? Tell me, quick!" and me not knowing whether she was headed for the North Pole or the Sandwich Islands. Ticket agent. It's fierce, isn't it? And some of them never seem to have the least idea. as to where they want to go. I've even known a man to keep a long line of folks waiting while he asked about every train in and out, and then, bless my soul! If he didn't calmly walk off without buying a ticket for anywhere. It's enough to try the patience of a saint. Station agent. It sure is. I wonder what sort of a crowd we will draw today? This is a busy time of year and there's a good deal of coming and going, so we'll probably have our hands full. (He turns toward door as Tim the news- boy enters.) Hello, boy! I've been wondering where you were this morning. Bow's trade? Tim. (Disgustedly.) Aw, not much good! I've yelled myself hoarse but nobody seems to want a paper. Gee! My hands is cold! I can't hardly hold nothin' in 'em. This is pretty tough weather on a feller what has to spend most of his time out on a street corner. Don't know what I'd do if you fellers didn't let me come in here to warm up. Just thought I'd freeze this morning! (Walks up and down a Jew moments rubbing hits hands. Sud- denly gives a short laugh.) Guess where I slept last night! The Alhambra? Aw, nix! Guess again! Colonial? Not fer me! Huh! In a dry-goods box over in the alley. It was a big one and full of packin' stuff, and say ! It was dandy and warm. But I had to dig out early before the cops came around and found me. (Walks to where station agent is seated and holds out a paper.) Want to look over a paper? Station agent. Don't know but what I will, till time to hustle. There's no train out for quite a while. Ticket agent. Any special news? Tim. (Sauntering across to ticket window.) Naw — nothin' worth mentionin'. There's a big robbery up in Chicago. Two guys broke into a jewelry store and got away with $50,000 worth of diamonds, but them things is common. And there's three murders and four wrecks. Guess that's about all. 6 At The Depot Ticket agent. All! Well, what on earth do you call news? I think that sounds rather exciting. A robbery, three murders, and four wrecks! What more do you want? Tim. Aw, the papers is full of such stuff! It's the same old things happenin' all the time and I gets so used to 'em that I don't hardly notice 'em no more. {Turns to station agent.) Say, you ain't got no extra eatin's around, have you? I'm feelin' pretty empty! Station agent. I'm sorry, kid, but I haven't a blooming thing. Tim. {Cheerfully.) That's all right! I'll find something somewhere. I'm always sort of lucky. {Turns toivards door as Helen Thomas enters. She is laden down with various boxes, book, a grip, etc.) Gee! look who's comin'! Ain't she a peach? Ticket agent. {Straightening his tie and smoothing his hair.) Ahem! I should say so! Tim. {Mischievoushj.) Say, what are you primpin' for? Bet she won't even notice you 'cept to buy a ticket. Do you know her? Ticket agent. Yes, I know her well. She goes to the college up at Auburn and has been home for vacation. Her father is Judge Thomas and they live in a big stone house out on West Grand Avenue. {Helen in the meantime has been placing her satchel, etc., on the seat and now goes to ticket window.) Ticket agent. {Eagerly.) Good morning, Miss Thomas. So you are leaving us again? Helen. {Fumbling in handbag.) Yes, I'm on my way back to school. I'll take a ticket for Auburn, please. Ticket agent. Certainly, {Hands one out.) Tim. {Who has drawn near.) Certainly. {Mimics ticket agent very softly.) {Helen is busily searching in her bag for her purse. One thing after another drops out, and Tim as quickly restores them to her.) Helen. Thank you, little boy. Tim. You're welcome. Helen. {Still fumbling in purse.) I can't seem to find the money. {Finally locates it and is evidently greatly relieved.) Oh, here it is at last. Ticket agent. {Taking money.) Thank you. {She turns away.) Pleasant day, isn't it,? {Tim grins impishly. Helen. Yes, it is very pleasant, though just a little cold. {Moves toward seat.) Ticket agent. {Leaning out of window.) Did you have an enjoyable vacation? Helen. {Half turning yet walking on.) Very enjoyable, thank you. {Begins reading book.) Tim. {To ticket agent.) Say! She sure is a pippin! But did you notice she didn't seem very keen about talking to you? Ticket agent. {Angrily.) She seemed very friendly. Tim. {Teasingly.) Well, say! Just watch me get acquainted! {Walks slowly toward Helen until he stands before her.) Ahem! Helen. {Raises her eyes, sees him, and smiles.) Selling papers? I'll take one. Tim. {Pulling off cap.) Thank you, Miss. {He takes the money she gives him and fumbles in his pocket for change.) I guess I ain't got no change yet, Miss. Helen. {Glancing up from paper.) I meant you to keep it all. I don't care for any change. At The Depot 7 Tim. {In open-eyed amazement.) What! A whole quarter! Holy smokes! Then I can get some breakfast. Helen. (Astonished.) Haven't you had any breakfast yet? Why, child, it is almost nine o'clock ! ( Suddenly reaches for a goodsized box among her packages.) Here! I have a lunch that Mother put up for me for fear I might be delayed, but I'm sure I'll be in Auburn by noon and won't need it. So you take it, boy. What is your name? Tim. Tim. Helen. Well, here Tim, this can be your breakfast. {Hands the box to him.) Tim. {Overjoyed.) Say, this is too good to be true. {Takes box to corner, sits down, and opens it.) Gee whiz! Here's ham sandwiches, and cookies, and an orange. Helen. {Interrupting.) Your clothes are so thin and worn, Tim; aren't you cold? Tim. (Munching at a sandwich.) I get pretty cold when I stand out on the corner very long, but they (pointing to the men) let me come in and get warm. Helen. (Pityingly.) I shall write back to Father about it, and he must get you some warm clothes. He will be glad to do it. Tim. (Admiringly.) I should think he'd be glad to do anything for you, Miss. (Enter Mrs. Brown and Willie.) Willie. (Drawling.) Where are we going. Ma? Mrs. Brown. I have already told you several times, Willie, that we are going to your Grandma's. Willie. (Fretfully.) Why are we going there? It won't be no fun! Mrs. Brown. (In grieved tone.) We are not going for fun this time. Your Grandma is very, very sick and needs me to care for her. You will have to be a very good boy. Any excitement or annoyance would probably kill her in her weakened condition. Willie. (Excitedly.) And if I killed her, would she be dead? Mrs. Brown. (Horrified) Hush, Willie! For shame! Willie. (Persistently.) But if I did kill her, would they hang me for it? Mrs. Brown. (Very decidedly.) I shall not answer such questions, Willie. Willie. (Still persistent.) But, Ma, if they should hang me, would it hurt my neck? Bud Williams says the rope is liable to cut your head clear off. Mrs. Brown. Willie, be quiet. I will not listen to such talk. I don't see how you can say such dreadful things. {Goes to ticket window and Willie follows.) I want tickets to Cheyenne, for myself and my little boy. He takes half fare. Ticket agent. (Doubtfully.) He looks rather large for half fare, Madam. Half fare only to children between five and ten years of age. How old is he? Mrs. Brown. He is barely nine. Willie. I was eleven on my last birthday. Mrs. Brown. (Turning to him angrily.) WilUe, be quiet, you know nothing at all about it. Willie. (Aggrieved.) I guess I ought to know how old I am, and didn't I have a birthday cake with eleven candles? Ticket agent. You will have to pay full fare for him. Madam. He certainly looks more than ten years of age. Mrs. Brown. (Highly indignant.) Sir, I know his age better than you, and I will not pay more than half fare. 8 At The Depot ' Ticket agent. (Wearily.) Oh, well! Let it go. It isn't worth fussing about. Here are your tickets. {Mrs. Brown takes them in an injured manner and they take seats. Willie after gazing fixedly at the station agent, leaves his seat and walks closer to him looking into his face.) Willie. What is that thing on your nose? Station agent. It's a wiu-t! Now are you satisfied? Willie. (Calling excitedly to his mother.) Ma, this man has a wart on his nose, an awful big one, and it looks so funny! Station agent. {Glaring at him.) Well, of all the impertinent kids! Mrs. Broun. {Stepjying forward to grasp Willie by the arm and drag him back to the seat.) I am sorry, sir. Willie. {Leaning foncard to yell at station agent.) I know how you can get rid of it. You find a white stone, and spit on it, and rub it on the wart, and then bury it. Bud W' illiams told me he cured his that way. Mrs. Broiim. Bud Williams doesn't tell the truth at all, Willie, and you know it. I wish you wouldn't repeat the things he tells you. Willie. Well, anyway. Bud knows a lot. He says if you can eat a fish-worm you won't never die. He says he knows 'cause he tried it. Mrs. Brown. {Horrified.) Willie Brown, how perfectly dreadful! I am ashamed of you for repeating such disgusting things. You shall never play with Bud Williams again. {Willie slouches, pouting.) {Enter two college men, Charles Grant and Ned Warren.) Ticket agent. Back to college, again? Ned. Yes, back to the old grind. Charlie. Not much rest for us. Say, is our train on time? We've got to get to Auburn by noon if we have to walk. Ned. Don't know how you'd expect to make it by walking! But I agree with you that we must get there. You see {to ticket agent) we've got a game on for this afternoon. Ticket agent. The train is reported on time so far. You'll make it. Hope you'll come out all right. Ned. Oh, we're sure to win. Auburn can't lose. {Glances about hastily.) We must be the last to go back. {Sees Helen.) I say! There's Helen Thomas. W'ell, this is luck! {Turns to Charlie.) Here's where you and I part company. Charlie. (Also looking toward Helen.) Not so fast, old fellow. I think I would like to talk to Helen, too. {Both hurry eagerly toward her.) Willie. {Who has been watching them with interest.) Ma, why are those men in such a hurry? Is the train coming? {Both men hesitate, glare at him, and then hurry on.) Charlie. Good morning, Helen ; isn't this a pleasant day? Helen. Good morning, Charlie; yes, it is pleasant. Good morning, Ned. Ned. Good morning, Helen. So you, too, are on the way back to school. Helen. Yes, and I expected to be the last one to be going back at this eleventh hour. I do so hale to leave home that I always stay as long as I can. A^ed. I don't blame you. May I sit down here? {Indicating seat at her side.) At The Depot 9 Helen. (Cordially.) Certainly. Charlie. {Pointing to seat on the other side.) And may I sit here? Helen. Of course you may. Willie. {Who has been an interested spectator.) It looks just like a sandwich, doesn't it, Ma? Plain stuff on each side and something good in the middle. {Everybody laughs heartily.) Ned. That was a pretty good one, boy! Charlie. {Turning to Helen.) I thought I might see you, so I brought this box of candy. {Hands it to her.) Helen. How perfectly lovely! {Opens box and peeps in.) And how dehcious it does look ! Ned. (From other side.) I also brought a box. (Hands it to her.) Helen. Two boxes of candy at once; how gi-and! Now I will have a feast! Willie. (Almost crying.) Ma, I want some, too. Why don't the men give me boxes of candy? Mrs. Brown. (In great distress.) Hush, Willie! They will hear you. Helen. (Turning to Mrs. Brown.) Don't scold him. Come here, httle boy; you shall have some. It surely doesn't seem fair for me to have two whole boxes and you none. Hold out your hand. (Willie holds out both.) Come here, Tim, I want you to have some too. (Tim goes to her and she puts some in each child's hand.) There! Tim. O, thanks! This is great! Willie. (Peering into boxes.) You've got an awful lot left. Helen. (In astonishment.) Why, you greedy little boy! Ned. Run along with what you've got and be thankful for it. Mrs. Brown. Willie, come here this instant! (He does so reluctantly.) Tim. Say! That breakfast was mighty good! I ain't had a feed like that for a long time. Helen. I'm so glad I had it to give you. Charlie. Is that the morning paper, boy? I'll take one. (Hands him money and takes a paper. Keep the change. Ned. Give me one, too. Here's your money and no change. Tim. (In great glee.) Gee! I'll be a millionaire soon, at this rate. (Walks over to Willie, while others are absorbed in reading the news.) Look at all the money I've got! Don't you wish you was a newsy? Willie. (Discontentedly.) I'd rather be most anything than what I am. I'll bet you don't have to get your face washed and your hair combed every morning, do you? (Tim's "no" is a very emphatic shake of the head.) Well. I do! Tim. Where you going? Willie. I'm going out West to my Grandma's. Tim. (Excitedly.) Out West? Where there's Cowboys and Indians and such things! Oh, say! I wish I was you even if you do have to wash your face. Willie. (Doubtfully.) I don't beheve I'm going where there's any Cowboys or Indians. I've never been there before. (Turns to his Mother.) Say, Ma, are there any Indians out near Grandma's? Mrs. Brown. Yes, out on the reservation. \0 At The Depot Willie. (Going to her hurriedly while Tim follows slowly.) Will they scalp us? Mrs. Browm. Mercy, no, Willie! How foolish you are! Willie. I was just thinking that if they tried to scalp you, they'd get a mighty big surprise when your hair ail came off w ithout their hardly touch- ing it. Everyone smiles while Mrs. Brown makes a lunge at Willie ) Ouch! Stop pinching me! It does come off-easy-every night-you-know it does! {The last words are spoken in gasps as his mother shakes him and forces him into the seat.) {Enter Miss Smith well-laden with various bundles, a hat box, and grip. Ad- vances to ticket window.) Miss Smith. I wish to buy a ticket for Sunbury. Ticket agent. {Affably.) Certainly, Madam. Your train leaves at eleven. Miss Smith. (Frigidly.) Young man, I didn't ask you when my train would leave. You have altogether too much to say. Ticket agent. (As she flaunts off .) I beg your pardon! Tim. (Advancing to meet her.) Buy a paper. Ma'am? Miss Smith. Yes; here's your penny. (Turns to sit down, as she does so Tim holds up the penny and winks one eye.) Tim. (In low voice.) No change needed here. (Enter Mr. Laurence.) Mr. Lawrence. (At ticket window.) A ticket to Sunbury. Ticket agent. (Glancing toward Miss Smith.) To Sunbury? All right, I sold another to the same place about two minutes ago. Mr. Lawrence. (Looking around.) To whom? Ticket agent. To that cranky-looking female over yonder. (Nodding toward Miss Smith.) Mr. Lawrence. I'm not acquainted with her. My home is not in Sunbury. I simply visit there. You seem to dislike her. Ticket agent. No-I don't know her; and it's just as well you don't. She nearly snapped my head off for trying to be civil to her. Mr. Lawrence. (Surprised.) Indeed! Indeed! (Walks over and sits near her.) Tim. (Approaching Mr. Lawrence.) Paper, sir? All about the big fire! Forty people killed! (Every one grabs his paper and searches for the news.) Mr. Lawrence. (Reaching for one.) Here, boy! (Hands him money. Looks over paper hurriedly.) Where does it say anything about a fire? I can't find it! Tim. (From other end of room.) Maybe it wasn't a fire at all. I guess it was something else. Mr. Lawrence. (Indignantly to Miss Smith.) These boys! These boys! One cannot count on them any more. Miss Smith. (Haughtily.) Sir, I much prefer that you should not talk to me. (Turns away from him.) Mr. Lawrence. (Apologetically.) I beg your pardon! (Miss Smith drops package and both stoop to pick it up and bump heads. Neither get it. Miss Smith. (Angrily.) Sir! Mr. Lawrence. Pardon me! (Both stoop again, and a second time bump heads.) Miss Smith. (More angrily.) Sir! At The Depot H Mr. Lawrence. Pardon me! (He stoops quickly and picking it up, hands it to her before she can bend for it.) Miss Smith. (Frigidly.) Thank you! (She drops her ticket which he also picks up, glancing at it as he does so. Mr. Lawrence. {Speaking hurriedly, giving her no chance to interrupt.) I Bee your ticket is to Sunbury. I, too, am on my way there to visit my sister, Mrs. Duncan. Do you know her? Miss Smith. {Suddenly friendly .) Mrs. Duncan? I know her well. Then you must be the Mr. Lawrence of whom I have so often heard her speak. Mr. Lawrence. Yes, that is my name. Miss Smith. I am the teacher of the Sunbury school. Mr. Lawrence. {Interrupting.) Then you must be Miss Smith. The chil- dren are so fond of you-my sister has written of you, and of how much her boy and girl care for you. Miss Smith. And I am very fond of them. I love all children. Willie. {In an undertone.) Nobody would ever think it! Mr. Lawrence. {Pensively.) I have three children of my own, three poor motherless little ones. My wife is dead. Miss Smith. How sad! How very sad! Mr. Lawrence. Yes, and they do so need a mother's care. Willie. (Who has drawn near.) {To Miss Smith.) Why don't you be their mother? Miss Smith. {To Mrs. Brown.) Madam, you have a very impertinent little boy. If he were my child he should be punished. Willie. Well, I'm glad I ain't your child. I'd hate to have a cranky, old- maid school teacher for a mother! Miss Smith. {Springing to her feet). Madam, will you allow him to insult me? Mrs. Bromi. {Tremblingly.) Oh, dear! I am so ashamed! I don't know what to do with him. He really isn't always so bad! Come here, WilKe. Miss Smith. {To Mr. Lawrence as she resumes her seat.) She should have given him a severe whipping. But that is the way with most mothers, they utterly spoil children and then wonder why they are so naughty! Tim. I never had no mother! Miss Smith. (Surprised.) Never had a Mother! Why, you poor child! Who cares for you? Miss Smith. And where do you live? Tim. Oh, 'most any place! When I have the price, I rent a bed down at Slade's lodging house, and if I ain't got it, I sleep in a dry-goods box in the alley. Miss Smith. {Horrified.) This is positively dreadful! Here child (fumbling in purse) is money for tonight's loding at any rate. I never did beheve in giving money promiscuously but I couldn't sleep comfortably thinking of you out in the cold. Tim. (Joyously.) Oh, thank you, ma'am! Everybody is awfully good to me today. {Enter Mr. Jones, bent and walking slowly.) Mr. Jones. B-r-r-r! This weather chills me to the bones. Willie. It sounds just Hke a bear growling. Mr. Jones. (Glaring at him.) "Children should be seen and not heard." But J2 At The Depot it isn't so nowadays. (Goes to ticket vnndow.) I want a ticket for Middle- port, California. I must get out of this miserable climate. Ticket agent. {Looking over directory.) In what section of California is Mid- dleport? I don't seem to find it listed here. Mr. Jones. (.Testily.) Who said anything about Middleport? I said Middleville! Ticket agent. I beg your pardon ! I misunderstood. Let me see (Scanning list) Middleville! Middleville! Mr. Jones. {Angrily.) Middleville? Bless my soul! When did I say any- thing about wanting to go to Middleville? Never heard of such a place. Ticket agent. (Under his breath.) Well, neither did I! Mr. Jones. Middleburg is what I've said all along! Give me a ticket for Middleburg. Ticket Agent. (Nervously.) I can't find it, sir. Middleburg, California. Mr. Jones. {Interrupting impatiently.) California? Young man, are you deaf? I said Middleburg, Nevada, and I said it very plainly. Such service! I shall report you at headquarters. It seems a pity that such incompetent men are put into such responsible positions. Willie. Ma, do you s'pose he really knows where he does want to go? Mr. Jones. (Advancing threateningly.) Be silent, boy, or I will chastise you. Mrs. Brown. He meant no harm, sir. (Mr. Jones sits down muttering to himself.) (Enter Cowboy.) Willie. (Excitedly.) There's a regular Cowboy! Tim. Gee! Just look at him! Helen. Oh, isn't he perfectly stunning? A Cowboy is so picturesque! Mr. Lawrence. He looks like the real thing. Cowboy. (At ticket window.) I'll take a ticket for Paradise Valley, Utah. Ticket agent. Your home is in the west? Cowboy. (Emphatically.) I should say so! None of this city life for me! I've stood it four days and that's enough. It's back to the hills for me! (Turns toward door as Bessie Wilson slips shyly in.) Well, say, here's a queer lookin' outfit! Where did you blow in from, youngster? Bessie. (Half frightened.) I-I-I didn't blow in, I just walked. Tim. She got you that time! Cowboy. Well, who are you, anyway? Bessie. I'm Bessie Wilson. Cowboy. Oh, you are, are you? Where's all your folks? Bessie. I haven't got any. Helen. (Coming over and kneeling at her side with arm thrown around her.) Oh, you poor Uttle thing! Your hands are hke ice. How do you happen to be out in this weather without cap or coat on? W^here did you come from, dear? Bessie. (Almost sobbing.) From the Orphan's Home at Maysville. I-I ran away. I came this far but I'm so tired I don't believe I can walk another step. Helen. (In utter amazement.) From Maysville! It's fully four miles. Oh, child! (Hugs her close.) Cowboy. From the Orphan's Home! Why did you run away? At The Depot [3 Bessie. They whipped me, awfully hard, and truly {pleadingly) truly I wasn't naughty. Cowboy. (Indignantly.) Whipped you, did they? A little mite like you! Well, you ain't going back there, ever, — not if I have anjrthing to say about it. Mrs. Brown. No, indeed, I shall take her with me if there is no other way. Willie. (Angrily.) I don't want no sister! I won't have no sister! Cowboy. Nor you ain't going to have none, neither. (Turns to Bessie.) I'd adopt you myself if I thought you'd be happy on the ranch. Bessie. (Pleadingly.) Oh, take me! Please take me ! I'd love to go with you! Cowboy. (Thoughtfully.) It's a mite lonesome out there, youngster, for there ain't another kid within a hundred miles. But, great Scott, just imagine Mary — that's my wife — if I brought such a present home to her. Why, she'd be tickled 'most to death! You're sure you'd like it? Bessie. (Grasping his hand.) Oh, yes! Please — please — please take me. Miss Smith. (Doubtfidly.) I hardly think it would do. Who are you any- way? For all we know you may be a highway robber, or some other dreadful thing. I have never heard anything good about Cowboys. They are a rough set and always drinking, gambling and killing people. Bessie. My Cowboy doesn't do those things. Coivboy. (Patting her head.) Bless you, child! He sure doesn't. All Cowboys are not bad, Ma'am; and if you'd like me to, I'll teU you who I am, — but you've only my word for it after al). My name is Richard Martin and I own the "Double X Ranch" out near Paradise Valley. I went out alone but as soon as I got a start and could build my shack, I sent for my wife and baby and what great times we did have! I used to take the kid up in front of me on the bronco, and say, she was game! Wasn't a mite skeered and she only three years old! But one day she took sick. I rode sixty miles to get a Doctor and — and — when I got back it was all over! She was dead! It's never been the same there since. Her name was Bessie, too, and she would have been just about this big if she had hved. Bessie. Oh, I want to go with you and be your little girl — I want to go! Cowboy. And you shall, too! (Goes to ticket window.) Give me a couple of tickets for Maysville and I'll fix things up in a jiffy! Bessie. (In alarm.) Do I have to go back? You won't let them keep me? Cowboy. (Reassuringly.) Not on your life! You are my present to Mary, and you're going out to the "Double X" with me as fast as we can make it. Tim. (Wistfully.) I wish it had been a boy you wanted. You couldn't take me, too, could you? I wouldn't eat much — not any more than I had to — and I could sleep 'most any place. I'd work awful hard. Cowboy. (In surprise.) Well, who are you? Tim. I'm Tim. Cowboy. Tim who? Tim. Tim, the newsboy. That's all the name I've got. Cowboy. Tim, the newsboy! Well, I can't see how there'd be much use for a newsboy out on a ranch. Where do you live? Tim. (Sadly.) Nowhere in particular. Willie. He hves in a dry-goods box in an alley. I wish I could sleep in a dry -goods box! It would be lots more fun than in a bed. Cowboy. Haven't you really any home, boy? 14 At The Depot Ti7n. Nope. I ain't never had none that I can remember. I used to be like her, (pointing to Bessie) and lived in an Orphan's Home, but it was a long time ago. I ran away and have been providin' for myself ever since. Cowboy. Kind of poor providing, eh? Well, boy, seeing you haven't a home nor folks, 1 wouldn't mind your going back with me to help round up the cattle and such things. Do you suppose you could learn to ride a bronco? (Tim nods eagerly.) Well, I'll tell you what to do! You be here at the station at this time tomorrow and I'll be in and pick you up on my way home. There never can be too many men around a ranch and you'll come in handy. Tim. (In intense excitement.) Am I truly to go with you? (Then pleadingly.) You ain't foolin' me, mister? Cowboy. Fooling you! Well, I should say not. It isn't everybody can pick up a whole family all at once! Won't Mary be surprised? And pleased! Why, it'll seem Uke home again with you youngsters scampering around the place. (Enter Mrs. O'Brien and four children, Mary, Johnny, Susie and the baby.) Mrs. O'Brien. (Breathlessly.) My land! I thought we'd never get here. It's next to impossible to get you all ready at once, and for a long trip like this! Johnny, you hold on to Susie's hand and don't you let go for a minute. Come here, Mary, and hold the baby, while I buy the tickets. What are you doing? (As Mary heedlessly nearly drops the baby.) Mercy sakes! You came near dropping him ! Mary. He's so heavy ! Ned. (Politely stepping forward.) Allow me to hold him. Madam, while you purchase your tickets. Mrs. O'Brien. (Stepping between him and Mary.) Indeed, you'll do no such thing, young man! I know what you're after, I've heard all about these schemes for kidnapping babies. Nobody touches my children while I'm around. You hold onto him, Mary, and if anybody tries to take him from you, just you yell at the top of your voice. (Turns to Johnny.) Johnny, pick up that satchel and don't put it down again unless I tell you to. Johnny. But it's so heavy! Mrs. O'Brien. Never you mind! Don't you put it down again! How do you know but what someone will be grabbing it up before your very eyes. (Turns to ticket window.) I want tickets for myself and children out to Hilton, Nebraska. Mary is eight yeara old, Johnny six, Susie five and the baby not quite a year. Ticket agent. Yours, of course, is full fare; Mary and Johnny go for half and the two younger ones won't need any tickets at all. That'll be $18.00. Mrs. O'Brien. $18.00 — does it cost as much as that? It's lucky for me I've done some saving. The railroads do rob the poor people. (Turns away with tickets.) Susie, look out for the lunch, I'm afraid you'll be dropping it; look, it's slipping out from under your arm. Susie. (Almost crying.) I know, but I can't help it. (// slips and falls to floor, scattering sandwiches and cookies in all directions. Sv^ie begins to cry as Mrs. O'Brien starts toward her angrily.) Mrs. O'Brien. Well, of all the careless children! Do you suppose I'm made of money that we can be wasting good eatables like that? Pick 'em up, every bit! They ain't so hurt but what we can use them. Hand me that sandwich! There's a cooky over there. Miss Smith. You surely won't allow your children to eat that food picked up from this dirty floor! It is so unsanitary! At The Depot [5 Mrs. O'Brien. {Turning to her indignantly. Unsanitary! Well, let me tell you, Miss, if you earned every mouthful those four children ate, by bending over a washtub till your back was most broke, you wouldn't stop to think about things being sanitary. You'd do as I do, and fill 'em up on whatever came handy; and you'd just thank your stars they didn't have to go hungry. There's another sandwich, Susie, give it here and let's get them tied up. Now hold the package tight and don't you drop it again. Give me the baby, Mary, and you help Johnny with the satchel. It's a mighty heavy one. Land eakes! Is that the train? Don't you let go of each other for a minute and keep right at my heels. Mind what I tell you ! {Leaves with children.) Station agent. All aboard the Rocky Mountain Limited, stops at Auburn, Sunbury, Council Bluffs, Omaha, Hilton, Denver, Salt Lake City, Paradise Valley, San Francisco. All aboard. Cowboy. Come, youngsters, we'll go out and watch them off. That's the train we take tomorrow. {Goes out with Bessie and Tim.) Mr. Jones. {Advancing to ticket window.) You're sure this will take me to Middleburg? Ticket agent. Yes; you change at Salt Lake City. {Mr. Jones leaves.) Ned. Let me carry your grip. Charlie. I'll take your boxes. {Charlie, Ned and Helen exit.) Mr. Lawrence. {To Miss Smith.) Can I assist you? (^S^e hands him her hat box and they walk off together.) Willie. {Hanging back as his Mother pulls him along.) I don't want to go to Grandma's, it's no fun there. {They go out, arguing.) Station agent. {Wearily.) Well, this was a queer crowd today. {Moves off.) Ticket agent. Yes, but it was a better one than we usually have to deal with. Come on, let's lock up and go out for lunch, I must be back before noon, {Exit.) CURTAIN New York TULLAR-MER EDITH CO. Chicago ft New Tickler for your Funny Bone ft Stimulator for Depleted Treasuries Cupid and the Chorister -or— Herr Lover^s Dilemma A Musical Entertainment in one Act Libretto by H. Mac Donald Barr Music by Carl F. Price The most interesting, mirth-provoking entertainment which we have been privileged to see or hear in recent years. It goes right to your funny bone with a new kind of tickle. It provides a whole evening of the finest fun without for an instant sug- gesting the vulgar or commonplace. There is a laugh in every line of the libretto and a lilt to every brace of music which make it irresistible. The spell cannot be broken by the fall of the curtain for the oft repeated strains of "Loving's the way to spell Living" are sure to echo and re-echo long after the entertainment is over. This entertainment is easily within the ability of the ordinary church choir with augmented chorus. Special costumes are needed by only three or four characters, the chorus being in ordinary dress. No elaborate stage setting is necessary, a neat platform with an adjoining room, or with a door I eing the only requisites for its presentation. A piano should be on the platform. The Story Professor Herr Lover has written a cantata, the rehearsal of which he is to conduct. He has proposed marriage to the leading soprano, Ledgoline Topsee, but she is afraid he lacks the quality of patience, and plans, with the aid of her friends who compose the cast, to utilize the rehearsal to test him in that respect. After tolerating a series of aggravating interruptions and delays on the part of the singers, he at last gives away to a burst of angry passion, only to discover what he has lost by so doing. By a clever surrender, how- ever, he turns defeat into victory, and the affair ends happily. Professor Herr Lover, A little Anxious Xerxes Strong, A little Weak F. Sharp, A little Blunt Fillup Pipes, A little Big A. Dagio, A little Slow Prophundo Basso, A little Deep Cast Ledgoline Topsee, A little High Soprano Grade Note, A little Light Aho Addaline Crescendo, A little Swell Soprano Miss Keys. A little Inattentive Pianist Jim, The Janitor, A little Noisy CHORUS This play given by your Church Choir, Young People's Society or Ladies' Aid will prove a financial success beyond your fondest dream. Someone will give this in your vicinity. Why not be the first and reap the benefit for your church or society? Price 60 cents per copy. Performing rights reserved. Write for prospectus with Special Introductory Proposition. Over The Rainbow An Operetta for Young Singers in Unison or Two-Parts Throughout Libretto by Edith Sanford Tillotson Music by Fred. W. Peace This work scintillates from cover to cover with charming and attractive vocal and instrumental numbers. There is not a tedious or uninteresting page in the whole work. The libretto is cleverly conceived and artistically executed. We consider it the finest work of this nature which we have yet published. Just the thing for a Day School or Sunday School entertainment, where an elaborate program of medium length is desired. Time of rendition about one hour. Price 50 cents, Postpaid. 25 per cent discount on 5 or more copies. New York TULLAR-MEREDITHCO. Chicago Best Entertainments for Any Time. Dialogs and Plays. A COBITBB IN HEARTS. By Edna Randolph Worrell. Parlor play for 4 yonng mm ud 1 lady, or 6 men. Very amusing. All the lovers propose to the same girl. Rick homor ; pleasing situations. Excellent for any time. 25 minutes. 15 cents. A DAY AX HAPFY HOLLOW SCHOOL. By Lettle Cook VanDerveer. A new play of the "Deestrlck Skule" type. Up-to-date wit and clever drolleries. A city automobile party in contrast with rural youngsters. Lots of fan. Songs, etc., may be introduced. A capital play to make money for chnrch or school. 25 cents. A GOOSE AND SOME GEESE. By Eleanor Stlnehcomb. A Jolly Mother Gooa« play with a very pointed climax. Foe i girls and 7 boys. Time, IS minutes. 15 cents. A HALLOWE'EN ADVENTURE. A lively play, by Bffle Louise Koogle. Full of ghostly excitement and spooky frolic. Specially suited for social fOCCBslons. 8 males and 8 females, or more. 3 scenes. 1 hour 15 cents A LITTLE HEROINE OF THE REVOLUTION. A play for all ages' By Elisabeth F. GuptiU. A little girl is sent ostensibly to play with a friend, but really to c^arry a message to General Marion. She Is captured by the British. tut by her cleverness deceives them, and reaches her destlBation. Full of historic Interest. 10 males. 5 fem ales. More boys may be added as soldiers. If desired. 25 cents. ' «^^ MARTIN'S COUNTRY STORE. A burlesque for from 15 to 30 par- ticipants, by Archibald Humboldt and Martelle Everett. Unsurpassed for merriment, taking qualities and ease of produclion. A country store wiUi all Its peculiar environments Is depicted. The loafers, the small cus- tomers, the gossipers, the lovers, the Innocent fun makers, all have parts. There Is a graceful plot that gathers Interest as the play proceeds and culminates in a brilliant climax. Unquestionably the greatest success as a popular entertainment. 25 cents CONTEST OF THE NATIONS. THE. A spectacular play or cantata. by Elizabeth F. Guptill. The Goddess of Liberty and 12 nations comw j for the laurel crown. It embraces a fine march ; splendid songs by Arclil- bald Hum,boldt. Very effective. 13 ladles. 25 cents. ^ , ,, ^CABBAGE HILL SCHOOL. A humorous play for children or young people, by Elizabeth F. Guptill. Presents the trials of a new "skewl-i ' '^ marm on the opening day, and the performances of the pupils In the presence of august visitors on closing day. A veritable mirth-provoker. '"'iiUSlL,*^'', '''<^'^®®*^ humor. 10 males. 16 female characters (or less). 25c. CROWNING THE MAT QUEEN. A spectacular play by Elizabeth F. Guptill. Children go Maying, select and crown a queen, wind the Maypole ■nd have a merry time. The frolic Is quickly changed to great excitement by the appearance of a gypsy, who attempts to abduct thera. A very clever plot and a happy arrangement. 9 boys and 8 girls, or 17 girls. 25 cents. CUPID'S JOKE. A charming little drama in which Cupid plays an Important part. A splendid society play for St. Valentine's Day, or any social occasion. 5 male and 5 female characters, and Cufid. 3 scenes 45 minutes. By EflSe Louise Koogle. 15 cents. ' DIALOGS FOB ANY TIME, ORIGINAL. By Elizabeth F. Gaptill iHterestIng an! •musing. May be given in any room with very few property requirements, by primary and Intermediate grades. The author's name is a guarantee of their excellence They are witty, spicy and lively. 25 cents. DISPELLING OF BIG JIM, THE. A negro farce In one act, by Sterling Brewer. Decidedly humorous. Big Jim is being tried by the officials of Big Bethel Church for some misdemeanor. The trial is full of interesting occurrences and culminates in an exciting event. Full of darky humor. 8 male characters. 30 minutes. 15 cents. DOCTOR AND PATIENT. By John M. Drake. 2 male characters. Very funny 5e. DOIG'S EXCELLENT DIALOGS. — -- ^ . - . for the primary grades. 'Tlaylng School." 4 boys, _ __ _ _. _ „ , ,_. ,„ .,^„w. DOLL DIAIjOG. Tills is a very Instructive dialog for "4 li'ttfe girra. V centr* DOLLY SHOW, THE. A dinlog in rhvme for 7 little girls and 2 boys. The girls have a baby show with their dollies, and each "mother" shows her baby off to the best advantag'* The judge is unusually wise, awarding the prize to the satisfaction of each one. The sayings of the little ones are eute. and the whole performance a great success 15 cents DOLLS' SYMPOSIUM, THE. A most unique and captivating play, by Elllzabeth ix-i^i. cy joun m. juiraKe. z male cnaracters. Very funny. 5e. C DIALOGS. By Agnes M. Doig. Contains four excellent dialogs "Keeiiing Store," 3 girls, 1 boy. "Guessing," 3 girls, J» boys. s, 4 girls. "Christmas Eve," 3 girls, 2 boys. 10 cents. r^BBBMSSSSSS F. Guptill. It combines spicy dialog, fascinating drills, clever burlesque, entrancing songs and cunning antics. Children imper- sonate the dolls and do the most amusing stunts. Unequaled as & surprising fun maker. For any number from 16 to 50. One-half to one and one-half hours, aa desired. 25 cents. GOING TO MEET AUNT HATTIE. A dialog by Mrg. Hunt. For 1 male and 3 female characters. 5 cents. THE GOLDEN GOBLET. An exceedingly clever farce, with female cast, for Bachelor Girls' and Women's Clubs. Sororities, etc., by Louisa Rand Bascom, author of "The Masonic Ring." Uproariously funny with absurd situations and comical elaborations. A "hit" for any occasion. Easy to produce. Any numlier of characters, but 12 r^ulred. 1 hr 35c HEIR OF MT. VERNON, THE. A Colonial Society Play for any occasion, in which Washington's social life, sterling manhood and cour- teous manners are portrayed. In one scene Christmas is celebrated in rare planinijon ntyle. Lively with old plantation melodies and pranks. By Rffie 1.oui«e Koogle. For grammar graies or adults. 4 scenes, 8 bona «nd 8 girls, or more will be better, t to 2 hours. 25 cents. StQ catertalamenta Ment on approval or excbaafed* N«w Yerk TULLAR-NEREDT LIBRARY OF CONGRESS NEW PL. 3y £.li2abetH F. C\if The School at Mud Hollow. A burl 015 910 210 5 # Females. Time about 2 hours. Price as cents. PART I. In which is portrayed the difficulties encountered by Miss Arabella Pinkham, who has come to "Mud Hollow" to assume the responsible duties of "Teacher" in the school. In selecting "Mud Hollow" she seeks a change from the city life she is accustomed to, and finds plenty of it in the manners, customs and dialect of the pupils. From start to finish there is nothing but fun. PART II, "Which represents the last day at the school, when the proud parents are present to listen to the final examination of the class by the Supervisor and enjoy the program which is rendered by the pupils. Part II. offers an opportunity for about 60 minutes of the finest fun possible. "The School at Mud Hollow" may be given in one evening, but for those who would prefer to make two evenings of it, or to give only one part, we offer the same work announced below under the title of "The Neiv Teacher at Mud Hollow School" and "The Last Dag at Mud Hollow School" either of which can be given as a complete entertainment without regard to the other one. The New Teacher at Mud Hollow School. Being Part I. of THE SCHOOL AT MUD HOLLOW. 6 Males and 14 Females. Time about 1 hour. Price 25 cents. The Last Day at Mud Hollow School. Being Part 11. of THE SCHOOL AT MUD HOLLOW. 8 Males and 19 Females. Time about 1 hour. Price 25 cents. Santa^s Rescue Two mysterious pieces of paper fall into the hands of the children, one being found by the BOYS and one by the GIRLS. The meaning of the in- scription on each remains a mystery until it is discerned thai, by placing the papers together they have the message that the "Old Witch" of the North has captured "Santa" and holds him in an ice prison at the North Pole. Of course there could be no "Merry Christmas" without their "patron saint", so guided by the "Fairy Godmother" they start for the North Pole to rescue him. The "OM Witch" endeavors to block the rescuers' way by the as- sistance of "Old Zero" and the "Snow Fairies" but when they learn that the snow drifts they are piling up are to aid in keeping "Santa" from his usual Christmas activities they get the "Sunbeam Fairies" to come to their aid and melt the snow, while they bind with a frozen cord the "Old Witch," who is found indulging in a nap '.trhich she takes only once every hundred years. Witch" powerbss and in their control the Rescue of Santa is an easy matter. Tho' belated somewhat by his enforced stay at the North Pole, the children are glad to become his "aides" in spreading a "Merry Christmas" through all the world. This is a very clever plot, well worked out, and will make a decided hit for the Christmas season. 4 Boys and 5 Girls with any number of Fairies. Time about 1 hour. Price 25 cents. With the "Old FARCES Taking the Census. Mr. Cole, the Census Taker, has a funny experience in an attempt to gather the facts required by the government from Mrs. Almira Johnson, a "cuUud lady," and her young son Alexander. Three characters only. Time about 10 minutes. Price 10 cents. Answering the Phone. Mrs. Courtney and her daughter have a most try- ing experience with Nora Flanagan, the new "hired girl," who in tlieir absence attempts to carry out the instructions given with special reference to "answering the phone." The final situation in which Nora makes a date with Miss Cciurtney's "intended" is ridiculous in the extreme. 3 females. Time about 15 minutes. Price 10 cents. The Twins and How They Entertained the New Minister. They have a delightful time telling family secrets to the "New Minister," who has called for the first time. They explain the necessity of seeing their mother to find out from her if she is "In," for so often she is "Out" when she is "In" and "In" when she is "Out." 2 Males and 1 Female. Time about 15 minutes. Price 10 cents. NO ENTERTAINMENTS SENT "ON EXAMINATION"