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A ClajW of Clamborln^ Holfoi^ijmj 
 
 Gri^Woi^t 
 
 Dravn ba 
 
OEC -9 1921 
 

 Copijfi^ 1901 bcj C.^.V€>i9l 
 and ^^/V9p<>ocer 
 
 NEW YORK 
 
 ©OLA653051 
 
To My Deau MoTHm 
 
 who tau^t me> at her kne>G many 
 
 j^eat axioms and principle^ of Hie, 
 
 Ibif bunch of Vi^-tpria t^ lovinc^ 
 
 d©dicalc>d. 
 
A WODD TO THE Wi^E AVOIDS' MI^UNDEI^TAl^DiNG 
 
 Truth k (Aa^'wQ. Wp Irq lo cl^arp it with 
 words' and phras'QS' bai oiler the s'lrap^Io 
 i? ovQr, v/e find thai Iho body has* QS'capod 
 and 've have lofl in oar hand? bul a rogja 
 hair, or a bil of lanfi^l<?d Ihroad. Beliovind" 
 thai tho Iralh ha$ ^^isj ^"^^ bepn told in 
 mancj ancionl and honorablp provorbj' and 
 maxim$', 1 havo attempted lo M Ibrth horQ 
 the other and what often $QQm^ to be the 
 hotter half. 
 
 In addition, 1 havo introdaced, now and 
 then, §omo apboriym? and laac^hori^m? which 
 havp tickled the palate? of e^neroa? friend?. 
 For the latter, I extend to the §'erioa9 t<^<^ 
 rnq hamble apolo^Qf. 
 
 C ^.^. 
 
Make wacj for the ^^an^hinG. 
 
 You can load a fool to wisdom bat 
 qoa can't tnakQ bim think. 
 
 Too manq cookf 9*0 oil tbe brotbofhood: 
 
Pagp Two Vifteria 
 
 A ytilch in limo mvey thread. 
 
 
 Vam hoarl no*or won ^ano lad 
 
 1 
 
 Crcjing" over $^pill milk macj in§'pir9 
 caution. 
 
 Eorlq to bod, oorlq to ri$"o mako a man 
 
 healthier and 
 
 woalthior than wi^o: 
 
 It i^* ofen too lato k) mend inrinaaUrg 
 
Clavier One* Paodp Tbrcx? 
 
 LovQ bpfbro qoa JQap. 
 
 9ppin^ i? bdiovingj* onlcj for iho ^hoflov 
 ^azQr; thp e4Qato$*t thir^ of lhe_ 
 vorld arc» invWiblo. 
 
 All thin^ como to him vho wailv noL 
 too lonj ^ 
 
 Thp poor PS" t hoar W ja^l bolbrp Iho 
 pa^n. 
 
 I5£li^on booms' at homp. 
 
PacCb four Wi^tpt^ia 
 
 All 19 not ^Id that mallpr?. 
 
 Vhoro \vi$dom 19 bli?? itV folk^ lo be 
 i^orant. 
 
 A ^ood mano 19 ralbor to bo chopn 
 than el^oat ^vitchoe 
 
 NQarnp99 bnd9 onchantmpnt ^hon 
 trap fripnd^ mopt. 
 
 An ouncp d" ^odvill 19 worth a 
 pound of ^'hVapnpl 
 
Clas:lpr Ono Poigl? Five 
 
 Victors'' spoils' ^'poil victorq, 
 
 Hq who hp$*itatp^ i^ ^avod ffom 
 inaccaracq, ^nap-jaddJnQni and all 
 thp <?vil9 of ha^ty action. 
 
 Vvp'll npvpr mi^9 tho liaaor whon iho 
 barrpl ran^ dru. 
 
 Two hoad? arp bpttpr than ion xv/hon 
 dpci§*ion i^ itnporativQ. 
 
 Evprq bridQ hac a ^ilvpt* pining. 
 
Pa^G^ix Victoria 
 
 Ha^to makor progrer?'- 
 
 Tbo vboLj of tran^^re^^or$' ig ^oar^d. 
 
 VhprQ IherQ 19 no rovi^'ion, the crood 
 
 A conviction in hand ic bolter than 
 bpatin^ around tho burh. 
 
 Marrcj in has'to, divorcp at l^ppo 
 
In unikj thorp i^ loamwork. 
 
 A carrot, i^ kno^n txj fe root; a dram- 
 mpr 19 krx)^n Ixj hi9 $*ait. 
 
 It'$" a ^ood poacQ-wind thai blo^^ no 
 nation ill. 
 
 VhQn ©C[aal9 orp addpd to inpc|ual9, thp 
 ^om? aro impoffibb. 
 
 Onp cwalloxjj doP9n't mak? a bamtnpr^ 
 but onp 19 ppriloa^. 
 
Pgg b Ei^ ht 
 
 \5yi?le>ria 
 
 HonQ^iq W the be^i poliUc?'. 
 
 A ^tn^ charch ^athor^' no moff'-back§'. 
 
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BpilQt* matp than nevQr. 
 
 ItV a rbof t lifp thai haf no turning ta 
 "S5/ard a lar^t*, un <rQlfl^h oalYook 
 on the world. 
 
 91icle ^OQlh b€>fot"Q a fall. 
 
PapCf? Tpn "^is'teria 
 
 OvQrcomo Qvil ^vilh Cod. 
 
 A mi?? IS" 09 ^ood ac a bit ^vbQD Ibp noxi 
 OHQ 19 IraiDQd on yoar da^at. 
 
 Vpntilalion ie noxt to GodlinQ$*r. 
 
 Ono touch ofavanco makpr Ibp vbolo 
 vorld $"10; ono toacb of bamor nxikp^ 
 tbQ whob world ^in. 
 
 Think U/icQ and qoa'll probablq not 
 9ppaK. 
 
ClaHer Two Po^ Q Elgv on 
 
 VhprQ Ihorp'? fi^i, IborpV hopp. 
 
 Donl pal all qour p^v into ono ba^'kel; 
 thocj'll ^poilTpach othpr. 
 
 AllV wqU that Qnd? ^oll if th^ moans' 
 to thp ond aro ^orihq. 
 
 Thorp V rompibing oqv uodor ibp mooa 
 
 Laadi ^hprp tbo \5/orld can bpar qoa; 
 wppp vhpn qoa wppp, alono; 
 
Paoji TwqIvq "Vi 5 tori a 
 
 A ^i^o fathpr mokoth a ^ad ^on. 
 
 "^DQ ic a mockor, ^od^ drink i^ ra^m^, aiKi 
 vhoroQvor i? dpcoivod bq lh€> morconarq 
 oppODPnt?- of Prohibition 19 not vico. 
 
 3-^U 
 
 9onQO ppopb livQ a9 thoae^ ^oo-d-$' 
 rpQlbd God. 
 
 Thorp aro not matKj ^p?* 'tvixl rlip 
 and dip. 
 
 A lot of iQarnm^ i^* a dan^oroa? thind*. 
 
ClagiGT Two Pa ^g_Thirie€>n 
 
 Corning VQ^ni^ caf I thoif ^hado^f bpfoire. 
 
 No -TDan i? dGfeatod anlil ho admil? il; no man 
 ha$' "von until ^oidq ooq o\^q admit?' ii. 
 
 Homo i^'n't built in a day. 
 
 TW bpttor to havQ bvod and ^^on; if 
 ono >i/ould lovQ at all. 
 
 Livo and holp Uvq. 
 
Pa 09 Fourtetin Wifioria 
 
 Tbocj win thai laaA. 
 
 Ono knot) lo ibo loft and qour ^bip 
 will ^-ail into a ^trangp port. 
 
 Tvo ^ron^ makp not a fi^t but a riot. 
 
 Npvpr cro^r brid^$' an til qoa coruQ to 
 ibprn; qou mou bavp to ^wim. 
 
 11 novQr raine bat it cloarf. 
 
ClayJQr Two Padb Fif tc^©n 
 
 Tru9 lovQ aWay^ ran^ fmooih. 
 
 Don't kick a man vben he'^ do^vn; lift 
 hiiD fir^t. 
 
 A ^Iraic^ht line i<? tbo ^bortQ^-t di^lanco 
 boWepn bomo and cbarcb. 
 
 Evprg doglma ba9 iW day; ovprq dog*- 
 moti^i ba9 bi^ dan^or^ 
 
 "Lot wqII qdou^ alono" dravl^ Ibp doad- 
 ono io ibp dronp: 
 
Pagjp 9ixt€>Qn 
 
 Vif iQria 
 
 Whpn povoriq knocks at ibo door, clo^o 
 IhQ windov^. 
 
 Life ir worlb living bpcaa^o it, ig 
 worth loving*. 
 
To "wrond!^ [^ baman, to confer? dtvica 
 
 You are npve>r loo old to l@at*n th<? 
 meaning of life. 
 
 i^ft,. 
 
 VhGt^e> yoat* treasure i^, lhQr€> i^ 
 qoar plQQfurQ al^o. 
 
pQ^<? t'l^hJpQn Vi^tpria 
 
 A nG^v wifo 9woQp^ do an. 
 
 TbQ carplpfy bird calchp^ ih9 dferrn. 
 
 In iiroQ^ of poacQ propafQ lor peacQ. 
 
 Dphold bov ^rQai a go^'^ip a HlUo 
 vord kiodlQtb. 
 
 Dpad cburcbG^ mowo ^lo^lu. 
 
CluflQr Threp Pad^ Nin€>t€>€>n 
 
 Familiaritu brG€>d$' friond^bip. 
 
 Vi^'teria i^ dorivod from ibp boon fdmila 
 and vo i^ 0105*010 rolatpd lo Ibo not. 
 
 A cat maq look at hot baf band. 
 
 NQiibor Iovq nor war make?' foal vnoih- 
 od9 fait*. 
 
 M 19 under $'taodin^ 19 tbo ^trifp of lifp. 
 
'bQ Lord holpr him vbo hplp^ hi^* brother. 
 
 VhQTQ IhQfQV a will thpfoV a wait. 
 
 Plan for lomorrow, todaq will tak? cat^ 
 of ii^Qlf 
 
 If you makQ Qour bpcl yoa ma?t lio in 
 it; but don't ovor^bQo. 
 
 Politician?' qInvou^ comQ ho mo to boo^t. 
 
Ctuyiot- Tht-gg Padb Tw9nt,q-on9 
 
 f'tock Qxchan^Q i^ morQ robbot^q. 
 
 BQ^gar^ should not bo booz€>r§'. 
 
 HappiDQ$'$' love^ companq. 
 
 Vhom ib QToro^Q God bath pul a^aDde>r^ 
 lei no man join lo^Qtbor 
 
 Bpaaicj 19 r^ol vkin-doQDj ilV voal-dpop 
 
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