.^^p^^: PRICE, 15 CENTS PER COPY m AMES' SERIES OF STANDARD AND MINOR DRAMA. ^ NO. 139. Matrimonial Bliss, WITH CAST OF CHARACTERS, RNTRAKCKS, AND EXITS, RBLATIVR POSITIONS OP THE PERFORMERS ON THE STAGE, DESCRIPTION OF COS- TUMES, AND THE WHOLE OF THE STAGE BUSINESS, AS PERFORMED AT THE PRINCIPAL AMKKICAN AND ENOUSH THEATRES. CLYDE, OHIO: A. D. AMES, PUBLISHER. m^ OUR CATALOGITE FREE TO ANY ONE rf3= AMES' SERIES OF ACTING FLAYS. PRICE FIFTEEN CENTS EACH-CATALOGUES FREE. «•» NO. «. r. 12 A Capital Match, farce, 1 act, by J. M. Morton 3 3 30 A Day Well Spent, farce, 1 act, by John Oxenford 7 5 2 A Desperate Game, comic drama, 1 act, by Morton 3 2 15 Adrift, tem])craiice drama, 3 acts, by C W. Babcock, M. D 4 JrO Alarmingly Suspicious, comedieita, 1 act, J. P. Simpson 4 3 39 A Life's Kevcui,'e, drama, 3 acts, by W. E. Suter 7 5 7S An Awlul Criuunal, farco. 1 act, by J. Talgrave Simpson 3 3 13 An Uiihapny Fair, etliiopian farco. 1 act, by G. W. H. Griffin 1 1 (i5 An Unwclc >me Return, com. iiUl'd, 1 act, by George A. Munson 3 1 31 A Pet of the Public, farce, 1 act, by Edward Sterling 4 2 21 A Romantic Attachment, comedietta, 1 act, by Arthur Wood 3 3 43 Anali D.Baugh. drama, 5 acts, by F. C. Kinnamau 7 5 123 A Thrilling Item, farce, 1 act, by Newton Chisnel 3 1 73 At Last. temi)erance drama, 3 acts, by G. C. Vautrot 7 1 20 A Ticket of Leave, farce, 1 act. by Watts Phillips 3 2 1 >j Auld Robin Gray. emo. drama, 5 acts, Malcolm Stuart Taylor, 25 cents 13 3 10;) Aurora Floyd, drama. 2 acts, by W. E. Suter... 7 3 tf9 Beautv of Lyons, dom. drama, 3 acts, by W. T. Moncrieff 11 2 8 Lett r Half, comedietta, 1 act, by T.J. Williams 5 2 98 Black Statue, cthiop "an farce, 1 act, by r. White 3 2 1 :3 Bill Detrick, melodrama, 3 acts, by A. Newton Field 6 4 8'6 Black vs. AVhite, farce, 1 act, by George S. Vautrot 4 2 14 Brigands of Calabria, rom. drama, 1 act, W. E^^uter 1 22 Captain Smith, farce, 1 act, by E. Berric 3 3 84 Cheek will Win, farce, 1 act, by W. E. Suter 3 4.1 Der two Surprises, Dutch farce, 1 act, by M. A. D. Clifton 1 1 7-2 Deuce is in Him, farce. 1 act, by R. J. Raymond G 1 19 Did I Dream it ? farce, 1 act, l)y J. P. Wooler 4 3 42 Domes;ic Felicity, farce, 1 act, by Hattie L. Lambla 1 1 CO Drive. 1 to the Wall, play, 4 acts, by A. D. Ames IJ* 3 27 Fetter Lane to Graveseud, ethiopean farce 2 13 Gvemsiny Wife, farce, 1 act, by W\E. Suter 3 3 1 17 Hal Hazard, military drama, 4 acts, by Fred. G. Andrews 8 3 50 How She Has Her Own Way, sketch in 1 act, by Ida M. Buxton 1 3 24 Handy Andy, etldopean farce, 1 act 2 U C-i Hans, the Dutch J. P., Dutch farce. 1 act, by F. L. Cutler 3 1 110 Hash, faice,! act, by W. Henri Wilkins 4 2 52 Henry Granden, drama, 3 acts, by Frank L. Bingham 11 8 17 Hints on Elocution and how to become an Actor 1U3 Ho.v Sister P. got Child Baptized, ethiopean farce, 1 act 2 1 7(i How He Did It, comic drama, 1 act by John Parry 3 2 74 How to Tame Your Mother-in-law, farce. 1 act. by H. J. Byron 4 2 3") How Stout You're Go ting, farce, 1 act. by J. M. Morton 5 2 2f) Hunter of the Alps, diama, 1 act, by Wm. Diniond 9 4 47 In tlie Wrinig Box, ethiopian farce, 1 act, by M. A. D. Clifton 3 9."> In the Wr ng Clothes, farce, 1 act 5 3 77 Joe's A'isit. Ethiopian farce, 1 act. by A. Leavitt and H. Eagan 2 1 11 John Smith, farce, 1 act, by W. Hancock 5 3 99 Jumbo Jum, farce, 1 act 4 3 82 Killing Time, farce, 1 act 1 1 9 Lady Audlcy's Secret, drama, 2 acts, by W. E. Suter 4 3 Lady of Lvous, drama, 5 acts, by Bulwer li 5 lOi Lost, temperance drama, 3 acts, by F. L. Cutler (j 2 106 Lodgings for Two, comic sketch, 1 act, by F. L. Cutler 3 40 ]\Iai! anLl Wife, drama, 5 acts, by 11. A. Webber li 7 91 Michael Erie, dram 1, 2 act<. by Egerlon AVilks 8 3 .30 Miller of Derwent Water, drama, 3 acts, by E. Fitzball 5 2 88 Mischievous ^.igger, Eihioinan farce, 1 act, by C. While 4 2 34 Mistletoe Bough, melodrama, 2 acts, by 0. Somerset 7 3 C^~ Catalogue continued on next page of cover. «^^ Matrimonial Bliss, A SCENE FROM R£AL LIFE, By IDA HI. BUXTON, ATTHOR OF Hoic f^he Has Her Own W nj; The Census Taker; A Sewing C-rcle 0/ the Period; Hoio Be Popped the Question; Tit for Tut; Our Awful Aunt; Why they Joined the Eebeccas; etc. Entered according to' act ofCongrcfss in the year ISS4, by A. D. AMES, in the office of the Libarian 0/ Conjress, at Washington, DEC 17 IC04, CLYDE, onro; A. D. AMES, PUBLISHER, \^^ MATRIMONIAL BLISS. Cast of Characters as performed at Teinperance Hall, Woonsocket, R. I., March 8, 1872. Mr. Brown, Mr. Wilfred H. Flye, Mrs. Brown, Miss Ida M, Buxton, Time — the Present. Place — Anywhere. Time in representation twenty minutes. MATRIMONIAL BLISS. ♦ SCENE — Nicely furnished sitting room. Enter Brown, r. Mr. B. Just as I expected 1 Nobody at home, the fire all out and no signs of any supper. Contound it all, I won't stand this any longer; after working bard all day, a man naturally likes a comfortable home to go to, and a good square meal awaiting him, but this coming to a deserted house and fi.nding everything at sixes and sevens is enough to provoke the right- eous indignation of a veritable saint. 0, you jolly old bachelors, I enry you your free and easy life ! Yet there was a time when I didn't, and hap- py days those were, everything about the house was cheery, and Maria so kind and attentive, but ever since this Woman's Rights business has been going on, she has been an altered woman; but I've put up with the non- sense Jong enough, now I will insist upon having my rights respected. Enter Mrs. Brown, r. Jfrs. B. What, you home so early my dear ? Mr. B. {with sarcasm) Yes, my dear ; after my day's Inbor is ended where should I be but at home? If I followed your example I should W gadding about town, nineteen hours out of twenty-four, paying little atten- tion to home. Mrs. B. Thomas, how can you be so cruel I You know no woman in the world, thinks more of her home and family than I. Mr. B. I dare say. You certainly displayed extraordinary maternal anxiety yesterday, when you ran over to Mrs. Hilton's Lo denounce the oppression of your sex ; when I came home, Johnny had upset a pail o^ 4 MATRIMONIAL BLISS. soft soap on the parlor carpet, and was mopping it up with your best ailk gown. Mrs. B. Well, accidents will happen in the best regulated of families, and nothing of the kind ever occured before. Mr. B. 0, no, I didn't come home the other day, to find he had filled my best silk hat with molasess, and was in the act of banging the baby's hair with a razor, did I ? Mrs. B. That was all your fault, you should have put your hat and shaving case out of his reach. Mr, B. Indeed! Well, what should 1 do when I come home and find the dinner burned to a coal ! Mrs. B. Shall I never hear the last of that ? It is over a month since I burned that dinner. You keep a very good memorandum af every little, tiny thing I do, but you never look to your own short-comings; I would like to know — Mr. B. I would like to know, how much longer this sort of business is to last. I am tired and disgusted with the whole proceeding. Woman's Rights from sunrise until sunset; you can't hear, see or think of anything else. Every step you take you run across Woman's Rights Conventions, and not an inch of bill board from one end of town to the other, but is cov- ered with their hideous posters. I should think it was about time somo one said something abouts the rights of married men. You can tell the husband of a Woman's Rights advocate as soon as you see him, the signs are infallible; he has a half-starved expression in his face, his clothes are always minus buttons, his whole appearance plainly shows that his wife considers his comfort of far less importance than her political aspirations. Mrs. B. You think we women should be content with a life of house- hold drudgery, and never have an aspiration beyond boiling cabbage and frying doughnuts, but the time has come when women have awakened to a realization of their proper sphere, and while we are willing to preform every duty we protest against being slaves. Mr. B. Slaves, indeed ! You are deprived of freedom, that's a fact; it i^ a wonder these women don't come in a body, and rescue you from your ter- rible bondage. Mrs. B. You are wasting your saroa3m,8ir. The efforts of you men to cast ridicule upon our noble cause are in vain; under our present leader- ship and system, we are sure to win our legal rights. Mr. B. Rights, rights ! thunder, how I hate that word. You seem to think you already have the right to drive everybody crazy with your infernal sufferage theories, and continually neglect your house in every manner possible. Mrs. B. I defy you to prove that accusation. I think I am as particular ■about my house, as any woman in town. There are matters however, too trivial for the notice of noble-minded, patriotic women, who have souls above the petty trials of every-day life. Mr. B. Souls, indeed! Well, madam, ray stockings have no soles ; I haven't a pair to my name but has holes in them big enough for a mam- moth cave, and not a shirt with a button on, do you hear that Maria? MATRIMONIAL BLISS. 6 Mrs. B. Certainly; you are speaking loud enough for the wliole neigh- borhood to hear. You needn't make so much fuss about your apparel. I intended to have mended the articles yesterday, but I really forgot them. Mr. B. Forgot them, did you ? But you didn't forget to ferret out that old snap-dragon some where on tumble-down lane, who has made herself ridiculous by refusing to pay taxe. No Cure No Pay, Ethiopian farce, 1 act, by (i. W. H Gr^flin'.'y" (5) Not as Deaf as He Seems. Ethiopian farce. 1 act . . 37 Not so Bad After All, comedy, 3 acts, by Wybert Reeve. ."! !^ 44 Obedience, Comedietta, 1 act, by Hattie L. Lambia 81 Old Phirs Birthday, drama, 2 act--, by J. P. Wooler ".".''.*.'.'/ ;« On tlie Sly, farce, 1 act, by John Madison Morton 109 Other People's Children, Ethiopian farce, 1 ;.ct, by A. KFidd.!' IJli Our Dang Iters, society come'ily, 4 acts, by Fred L. Greenwood..".".". 85 Outcast's Wife, drama, 3 acts, oy Colin H. Hazehvood ' 83 Out on the World, drama, 3 acts '..'.'...., .VJ Gilt in the Streets, temperance drama. 3 acts, by 8, N. Cook!!!!!!„ 57 Paddy Miles' Boy, Irish farce, 1 act, by James Pilgrim 5 2 29 j'ainter of Ghent, play, 1 act, i)y Douglass JerroUi ''.".'.'.".".'"J 5 i 114 Passions, comedy, 4 acts, by F. Marmadnke Dey "[[ 8 I 18 Poacher's Doom, domestic dram ■, 3 acts, by A. D, \.mQi ...,..," [[ 8 3 51 Rescued, temperance drama, :i acts, by C. 11. Gilbert '.'.'.'.'. 5 3 110 Rever.-es, domestic drama, 5 acts, by A. Newton Field '..'.".'.'. 1:2 G 45 Hock Allen the orphai;, drama, 1 act, by W. Henri Wdkins '.'.'.'. 5 ;i *»(> Rooms to Let without Boaid, rJhiopian farce, 1 ;'iCt ![ 2 t 5'.) Saved, temperance sketch, 1 act, by Kdwin Tardy '"" ^ 3 48 Schnaps, Dutch farce, 1 act, by M. A. D. Cliffton '.." i i 107 > chool, Etliiopian farce. 1 act, by A. Newton Field "50 115 S. H. .i. M. Pinafore, burlesque, 1 act. by W. Henri Wilkins. ...!'.'! 5 3 f5 Somebody's Nobody, farce, 1 act, by C. A. Maliby , 3 2 91 Sixteen Thousand Years Ago, Elliiopian farce, 1 act 3 25 Sport with a Sportsman, Ethiopian farce, 1 act , .....l 2 V.i Spy of Atlanta, military alleufory, (i acts, by A. 1). Ames, 25 cents. '.'. H 3 1)2 Stage Struck Darkey, Ethiopian farce, 1 act 2 1 10 Stocks Up, Stocks Down, Ethiopian farce, 1 act '.[* 2 G2 Ten Nights in a Bar Room, temperance drama, 5 acts ^ 3 U4 Tiiat Boy Sam, Etliiopian farce, 1 act, by I'. L. Cutler ..." 3 1 40 That Myst'-rious Bundle, farce, 1 act. by II. L. Lambia 2 2 38 Tlie Bewitched Closet, sketch, 1 act, by H. L. Lambia ..., 5 2 87 Tlie Biter Bit, comedy, 2 acts, by Barham Livius 5 2 111 The Coming Man, farce, 1 act, by W. Henri Wilkins 3 i 07 The F;ilse Friend, drama, 2 acts, by CJeorue S. Vautrot U i '.17 'I he Fatal iJow, meiOdrani;!, 2 acts, by Edward Fitzball 7 1 110 The Forry-Niners, or The Pionter"s Daughter, -border drama, 5 acts, by t. W. Hanshew 10 \ 93 The Gentleman in Black, drama, 2 acts, by W. H. Murray 4 112 Tue New Magdalen, drama, pio. 3 acts, by A. Newton Field 8 3 118 Tlie Popconr.Man. Ethiopian farce, 1 act. by A. Newum Field 3 1 71 Tne Reward of Crime, drama, 2 acts, by \V. Henri w ilkius 5 3 10 The Serf, tia-edy, 5 acts, by R. Talbot G 3 G8 The Sham Professor, farce, 1 act, by F. L. Cutler.. 4 G The Studio, Ethiopian farce, 1 act 3 102 Turn of the Tide, temperance drama. 3 acts, by W. Ileuri Wilkins.. 7 4 54 Tlie Two T. J's, farci, 1 act, by Martin Beecher 4 2 7 The Vow of the Ornani. drama, 3 acts, by J. N. Gotthold 8 1 28 Thirty-three next Bin hday, farce, 1 act, by M. Morton 4 2 108 Those Awful Boys, Ethiopian farce, 1 act, by A. Newton Field 5 G.5 Three Glasses a D;iy, temperance drama, 2 acts, W. Henri Wilkius.. 4 2 105 Through Snow and Sunshine, drama, 5 acts 6 4 4 Twain's Dodgini.', Etliiopian farce. 1 act, by A. Newton Field 3 1 5 When Women Weep, ci.meilielta, 1 act, by J. N. Gotthold 3 2 5G Wooing 1 nder Dillicullies, farce, 1 act, by J. T. Douglobs 4 3 41 Won at Last, comedy drama, 3 act-, by Wybert Reeve ' 7 3 70 Whicn will he Marry, farce, 1 act, by Thomas £. Wilks 2 8 58 Wrecked, temperance drama. 2 acts, by .\. D. Ames 9 3 111 Yankee Duelist, farcw, 1 act, by A. Newton Field 2 2 New Music ! Lates LIBRARY OF CONGRESS III 017 400 499 7 A Healtli to Our Hostess. A male ^ , .„.„„ „^ „. j.^. Spangler, Jr., Music by F. 0. Wilson. This excellent quartette issureto please those who order it, can be sung in costume, or used for a concert piece. Price 40 cents. I>ere Vas Eiii teedle Deitclier Oal. A capital Dutch song for male voices, words by W. H. Spangler, Jr., music by F. 0. Wilson. Can be \jsed as a solo, or solo and chorus. [Is sure to please all who purchase it. Price 30 cents. That liittle Black Mustaclie.— Comic Song and chorus, by James M. Dow. Very taking, and a great success. Price 30 cents. Fayette \l^altz.— For piano or organ, by Will R. Reynolds. Easy and very pretty. Price 25 cents. Wait for tlie Turn of the Tide.— As sung in Wilkins' Drama, <'The Turn of the Tide." Arranged as a quartette by Will R. Reynolds. Very suitable for exhibitions, as it is easy, and at the same time very pleas- ing. Price 30 cents. M^' IVaine Vas Heinricli Hans.— A roaring Dutch Song, words by W. H. Spangler, Jr., music by F. O. Wilson. This song has made a great hit, and is pronounced by both Press and Public the greatest hit of many years. Of moderate difficulty. No Dutch Comedian can afford to be without it. Price 30 cents. — mm — ^ New Plays Just Issued Wew Years in Wew York 5 or tlie German Haron. An original Comedy, in two acts, by W. H. Spangler, Jr. 7 male, and 6 females. We believe this to be one of the best modern comedies ever written. There is a g eat variety of characters, each one entirely different from all the oth- e.s. The Dutchman is simply immense, and every speech is the signal for a laugh. If you have never read this play, it will pay you to order a a copy. Tlie Hidden Treasures. A drama in a prologue and four acts by Zella Careo, 4 male and 2 female characters. Amateurs will find this a capital play for their use, and if looking for something suitable will not be disappointed. Time of performance, 1 and 3-4 hours. Wanted a Husband." A Dutch Sketch in 1 scene, by F. L. Cutler, 2 male, J female. Very funny. Tinie 20 minutes. Culfs L.uek An Ethiopian Sketch, by F. L. Cutler, 2 males, 1 fe- male. Another of Mr. Culler's best. Time 15 minutes. Old Pompey. An Ethiopian Sketch in 1 scene, by F. L. Cutler, I male, 1 female. Good character for an aged darkey impersonator. Will always please. Time 20 minutes. Taking tlie Census. An original Farce in 1 scene, by Ida M. Bux- ton, 1 male, 1 female. A very laughable piece, giving the experience of a census taker with a deaf old lady. Will furnish ample sport. Scene, a plain room ,• time, about twenty minutes. Happy Frank's Coiuie Song; and J®ke Book. Contains a choice collection of original Songs, Jokes, Conundrums, Stump Speeches, etc. In addition to the above, it also contains one complete Dutch Sketch, one Ethiopian Farce and a Negro Sketch, all of which have never before been published. Price 15 cents per copy. All the above Plays 15 cents each. Address, A. D. AMES, Publisher, Clyde, Ohio.