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SYNOPSIS 
 
 ACT I 
 
 Scene 1, Place— Wentworth office in New York. Time- 
 July— 1900. 
 
 Wentworth, a money shark, lias plenty of money to loan 
 but is greedy for more. Chauncey Oglethorpe, an English cap- 
 italist -who wishes to place some of his wealth with an Amer- 
 ican firm for investment is referred to Wentworth by another 
 shark but Oglethorp not taking a fancy to Wentworth decides 
 not to invest his money. Meanwhile John Bradburry, owner 
 of Elmdale farm accompanied by his niece, Ellen, come to 
 Wentworth's office to borrow some money on the farm as a re- 
 cent storm has ruined the crops. Oglethorpe becomes some- 
 what infatuated with Miss Ellen B— at their departure from 
 the Loan office, Bradbury invites them all out to a ..party to be 
 given in honor of Miss Ellen on her 18th birthday. Bradbury 
 thinks Wentworth about the proper person for Ellen, owing to 
 his eloquent flow of language and immense wealth. Went- 
 worth knowing this takes advantage of the opportunity. 
 With the aid of Irene, his typewriter he plots to ruin both 
 John Bradbury and his niece. Ellen by obtaining posessicm of 
 Elmdale Farm. 
 
SYNOPSIS. 
 
 ACT II 
 
 Scene 1 Place^Elmdale Farm. Time — Six months later. 
 
 Today is a big- day on Elmdale farm as the threshers are 
 here and tonight is the night of the birthday party. Chauncey 
 is first to arrive winch cheers up Ellen. Bradbury thinks best 
 to oil the wind pump so the city folks can get plenty to drink. 
 By accident he loses his balance and falls but catches his 
 clothes on the wind mill. This leaves him in a very comfort- 
 able and not at all a becoming position. Chauncey and Ellen 
 hear his cries for help and come to his rescue. After some 
 scheming he is landed safely on his feet. Bradbury not think- 
 ino- as well of Chauncey as he should thanks him coldly for his 
 heroic deed. Miss Hilarity is wondering whom she may catch 
 for a beau at the dance. Unbeknown to herself Ellen has in- 
 vited a neig'ibor farmer, Max G — not long over from Germany, 
 however, they make a very attractive couple. 
 
 {Scene 2 — or Street Wood in 
 
 Max on his way to the dance. He too has been worrying 
 about a partner but Ellen explains both sides which makes 
 him so happy he could -schumpfrom his boots on deoudside yet.' 
 
 Scene 3, (Parlor richly : set) — Elmdale Farm. 
 
 Chauncey and Ellen stay pretty close together: they enjoy 
 looking at the pictures and recalling chiidhcod days: they soon 
 retire to the ball room. This allows the villianous scheming 
 of Irene and Wentworth to advance. Now to see Bradbury get 
 his consent to marry Ellen; poison his mind against Oglethorpe 
 by telling him that he (Oglethorpe) is plotting* to get Elmdale 
 farm. "He will will certainly forbid him from remaining 
 longer at the dance and will think the better of me for timely 
 warning." All works to the letter. Oglethorpe is bade leave 
 the place which he does like a gentleman which he is, but not 
 until he has secured one of Ellen's pictures unbeknown to any- 
 one. Then Mr. Bradbury insists on his niece, Ellen marrying 
 Wentworth as it would place her in such an enviable position in 
 life: the wife of a millionaire. Then too it would save the old 
 
SYNOPSIS. 
 
 farm as the notiS are past due and Went worth threatens to 
 close in on him and take the farm if lie don't get the girl. 
 Ellen hates Wentworth but finally consents to save her uncle 
 from being turned out in 'he cold. Yes Sir Charles, not be- 
 cause I love you for I hate you even worse than the sting of an 
 adder. 
 
 ACT III 
 
 Scene 1 Place— A N. Y. Flat. Plain Chamber (Set.) 
 Time— Next Day. 
 
 My punishment is great but I should have known better, 
 There is no lunch prepared then I will go to a near by (5a fee 
 for something to eat. and as for you, you won't starve, there is 
 a dime, get you a lunch. So much for charity. I must leave 
 this house this very evening. That's right Ellen, leave this 
 miserable roof and sho.v hi in you hive spirit. You Irene were 
 in with him, you with your mock modesty. May you both get 
 your just deserts from him wh) sees all the great God above 
 
 Scene 2— Exterior wood in 4 Time 5 years later. 
 
 Bradbury awakens from a slumber after dreaming of his 
 old home. What a beautiful dream I was happy once, now I 
 am a beggar, a tramp, I must get some water to soak up my 
 bread crusts. Evidently there have been some hunters here 
 or prehaps a tramp head-quarter. Are you John Bradbury oi 
 Elmdale farm? Yes I once owned that farm. Where is Ellen 
 do you know? Is she happy? I have not seen or heard of her 
 for several years, here is her picture. The sight of his niece, 
 kills Bradbury who dies in Chauncey's arms. 
 
 ACT IV 
 
 Scene 1 Place— Hot^l office. Time— Six months later. 
 
 Max and Miss Hilarity have been married and have pur- 
 chased the big hotel. Ellen having taken very sick is under 
 their care. Emmet is doing police duty. Wentworth disguised 
 as a jew, registers at Max' hotel only to be recaptured next 
 morning by Emmet, and is taken back to finish his life sen- 
 
SYNOPSIS, 
 tence which punishment has been brought on by Oglethorpe, 
 who is also appointed administrator of Elmdale farm, which 
 the court decides was defrauded from Bradbury. All this good 
 news cause;-, Ellen's immediate recovery. Chauncey and Ellen 
 reunite as lovers and the people are all made happy. Max gets 
 a tousand tollars, Ellen gets the farm, Chauncey gets Ellen, 
 and all friends are once more welcome at Elmdale farm. 
 
The Romance of Elmdale Farm, 
 
 ACT I 
 
 Real estate and loan office in New York city. Office desks, chairs, books 
 set like bank interior. Sign at back of office reading ; 
 
 SIR CHARLES WENTWORTH 
 
 Real estate Broker. 
 
 Emmett on at rise, dusting office and sign. Box set il 
 
 possible, door on R. and L back. 
 
 Emmet* (Dusting Sign.) Sir Charles Wentworth Rea' 
 Estate Broker, sure and he's a real state breaker, many a poor 
 man has been made poorer by dealing wid the old scoundrel 
 he's a regular money shark, anything worth having that h( 
 wants he'll get sure. It's hung he should be yis and it's hangk 
 he'll git. 
 (Eylnzs Irene, Wentworth's type writter and confident, takes off hat and coal 
 Enters Irene, LI. 
 
 Irene. Good morning Emmett. 
 
 Iimmet. (rood marnin me fine lady, the top o' the morn- 
 in to ye's. (Makes faces at Irene's back.) 
 
 Irene* Has Sir Charles been down yet this morning. 
 
 Emmet* No Miss. 
 
 Irene. Has the postman been here. (Sits at desk.) 
 
 Emmet. Yis and its scads of mail lor the gintleman this 
 mornin. (Looks over mail) but narrv a bit for Emmett O'Rouke. 
 Faith and I guess I'm too honest to get mutt .(looks out )oh here 
 comes his honor now. 
 
 (Enter Sir Charles, weU dressed Enters L I) 
 
2. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 Sir Charles. Good morning Miss Irene. 
 Irene* Good morning Sir Charles. Was'nt that a fear- 
 ful storm we had last night? 
 
 Sir Charles* (taking off gloves, ect) Yes and I see by tne 
 morning papers that nearly all crops in this country was ruined 
 by »hail and wind. Well if such proves to be the case we may 
 be able to do some business within the next few days. Farm- 
 ers have really been too prosperous of late to allow a money 
 lender to flourish. Emmett, my mai'.(Stfs) 
 
 Emmett. Yis, your honor. (Brings mail) 
 
 Sir Charles, (torn surprise) is that all? 
 
 Etntnelt. Yis, your honor, (aside,) Sare h3 ou^ht to 
 have the whole post office.) 
 
 Sir Charles (reads letter) Hello! things on Wall Street are 
 booming this morning, that's good, (looks over other letters) Well 
 since lookidg over this morning's mail, I see most of it is from 
 farmers in the immediate vicinity of New York. That proves 
 the storm had the desired effect on the farmers, and in less 
 than a few days, the firm of Sir Charles Wentworth will be do- 
 ing more business than all the rest of the brokers in New York 
 City, (takes letters to irene)irene, you had better take these letters 
 up stairs and answer them at once. Quote the highest rate of 
 interest, also state capital unlimited, that will attract their 
 attention more thoroughly. 
 
 Irene Yes Sir. (exit R U Eordoor in back) 
 
 Sir Charles (B)g with mail) Irene is certainly a gold brick 
 to the firm. No need to caution her as to how to answer letters 
 from the rural districts, as she certainly knows how to handle 
 the farmers, and they are my most profitable customers. (Dis- 
 covers Emmett who has been reading paper) Why Emmett what are you 
 doing here. 
 
 Emmett ^ um P 8 ) Waiting for orders, your honor. 
 That is I-I. 
 
 Sir Charles Well go down on Broadway to the Eagle 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 3. 
 
 printing office and tell them to print me a new lot of blank 
 mortgages and bill of sales. Tell them to do it at once. 
 
 Emmett Yis your honor. (exit) 
 
 Sir Charles Who would have thought that Irishman 
 was here all this while. (Emmett enters) 
 
 Emmett If it pleases your honor, there is a gintleman 
 at the door as wishes to see you. (presents card) 
 
 Sir Charles (reads card) Sir Chauncey Oglethorp, of 
 Benton place, London, England. Admit him at once. 
 
 Emmett Yis your honor. (exit L I) 
 
 Sir Charles Sir Chauncey Oglethorpe, no doubt he is 
 some English swell who has fared the worse for his American 
 experience. He'll soon learn this is no charitable institution. 
 (enters Emmett and Chauncey Oglethorp) 
 
 Emmett Sir Chauncey Oglethorpe your honor.(^) 
 
 Sir Charles Be seated. 
 
 Chauncey (Ending letter) Here is a letter written by a 
 friend of yours in England. 
 
 Sir Charles ( ta7fes letter and reads ) Sir Cnarles Wentworth 
 
 N. Y. this letterwill introduce to you, Sir Chauncey Oglethorpe, 
 one of England's leading capitalists, having unlimited m%ans. 
 He wishes to place a limited amount of capital in the hands of 
 some American firm for investment. I refer him to you, and 
 trust you will come to some agreement. Signed, your friend 
 Will Barr. Then as I understand you are here in quest of an 
 American firm to handle your interests of finance. 
 
 Chauncey Yes, well, you see that is, I— I— I came 
 over here for my health and becoming highly in favor of 
 America aid its ways, I thought I should like to make some 
 good investments, say to the extent of several thousand pounds. 
 
 Sir Charles Well sir, you need look no farther, as the 
 firm of Sir Charles Wentworth is the representative broker of 
 N. Y.,and can readily place your money to the best advantage, 
 
4. THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 
 
 and guaranteed satisfaction. 
 
 Chauncey Well you see I am not exactly prepared to 
 come to any agreement. Just now as I would nescessarily have 
 to make another trip back to England to perfect matters. 
 
 Enter Irene 
 Irene I b3g your pardon Sir Charles, but Iwish a lit. 
 tie advise on this matter. 
 
 Sir Charles Yes Miss Irene. You'll please excuse 
 me a moment.(0°<*to Irene) 
 
 Chauncey (aside) By jove I do balieve in American 
 beauties, I do really. 
 
 Sir Charles Well Miss Irene, I should suggest 
 that you lay aside all foreign mail until torn rrow, as you have 
 other more important business for today which must be attend- 
 ed to. (enter Emmett) , 
 
 Emmett Your ho n Ortits an old farmer and a girl as 
 wishes to see the boss of the firm. 
 
 Sir Charles His name? ' 
 
 Emmett Sure I asked him for his card, but he said 
 
 he didn't play cards. 
 
 Sir Charles Weil show him up. 
 
 Emmett Yis, your honor [exit] 
 
 Sir Charles No doubt one of my country customers. 
 [enters with JB and Ellen B] 
 Here your honor is the man and girl as I spoke of as wants to 
 see you. 
 
 Sir Charles. What is the name please. 
 
 J* B* John Bradbury, and this is my niece Ellen 
 
 I live out on the high road, and what I want is to borrow some 
 money on my old homestead. You see the hail storm last 
 week most nearly ruined my crops and I must have money tc 
 make some payments on my machinery. Taxes will soon be 
 due and I've promised the girl a party on her birthday. 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 5. 
 
 Sir Charles. Well I guess I can accommodate you with a 
 reasonable amount. How much did you say? 
 J. B. Well I allowed about $5000. 
 
 Sir Charles How many acres Have you in your farm? 
 J. B. 320, and if I do say it myself its the finest piece of 
 land in our county, and I bad fine prospects for a crop until 
 the bail struck it. Now I must pull through somehow. 
 
 Sir Charles. Here Miss Irene fill out these papers and 
 
 Mr Bradbury will sign them, after which you will give him a 
 
 checkfor the amount. So the hail nearly ruined your crops 
 
 your say, now that is really too bad. 
 
 J. B. Yes, and many another poor farmer suffered tbe same 
 
 fate. 
 
 Chauncey By jove these hail storms must , be wonder 
 
 ful. You say you Have one oa your farm? I should like to see 
 one, don't you know. 
 
 Sir Charles Prehaps Mr. Bradbury could arrange to 
 interest you, with some of his rural novelties. You should 
 take a drive out, before you return to England. 
 
 Chauncey I should like to drive out and see the coun- 
 
 try if I were acquainted and knew the way around. 
 J. B. Then you are not a native of this country? 
 Sir Charles. No sir I came here from England not long 
 ago, but so far I am very well pleased with New York. There 
 are so msny pretty girls here don't you know. 
 
 T B Well I tell you. I give a mask ball dance this fall, and 
 when it comes off I'll write you a postal and tell you all to come 
 out and dance. It'll do you city folks good to get out on the 
 farm once and get some fresh air. Sir Charles I'll drop you 
 a card in good time so you can get out and enjoy the dance 
 with us. Mr. Oglethorpe, your must be sure and come and l U 
 how you a hail storm, (lawns) Mr. Wentworth, I thank you for 
 
6. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 this favor, and now I must be going" as Ellen is having some 
 new dresses made for her birthday. You see she is a lady now. 
 (laughs) Well good day. 
 
 Sir Charles Good day Mr. Bradbury, call again, (jb exit) 
 
 Ellen. Miss Irene you must be sure and come to my birth- 
 day party, we'll have such a good time. 
 
 Irene* Oh yes indeed I'll be there. " 
 
 Ellen* And you, Mr. Oglethorpe must come. The party 
 would not be complete with out you. 
 
 Chauncey Oh by jove I'll be there don't you know 
 
 could'nt miss it. really. 
 J* B- (outside) Ellen are you coming? 
 
 Ellen Yes Uncle John, I'm coming. Well good by, 
 
 all. 
 
 All Good bye. 
 
 Chauncey By jove there's a real pretty farmer girl, I 
 
 should like to meet her again don't you know. Really I think 
 I shall make it a point to be at the ball. Well Sir Charles I 
 have some little business to attend to, therefore will ask you to 
 excuse me. 
 
 Sir Charles Yes certainly, but comeback again soon 
 and let us complete that money deal we have started. I can 
 do better by you than any other broker in New York. 
 
 Chauncey I'll give you the first chance when I am 
 ready to place the money. Well good day. 
 
 Sir Charles Good day Sir, (exit Chauncey) 
 Well there are two good deals under headway, either one will 
 be a good speculation. I must have the old Elmdale farm, and 
 make a hard struggle for some of that Englishman's money. 
 I say Irene, (laughs) 
 
 Irene Yes sir. 
 
 Oir Charles Can't we put our heads together and con- 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 7. 
 
 coct some little plan by which means we can profit to some ex- 
 tent. We have a fine opportunity. 
 
 Irene* Well Sir Charles, you are quite a plot writer and 
 I will put them into execution; between us we should be able 
 to accomplish most anything. 
 
 Sir Charles What is your opinion of the mask ball? 
 Irene- (smiling)^ Oh it will be I imagine like all country 
 dances. 
 
 Sir Charles. Irene, have you stopped to think, the ball 
 will be a great factor in our schemes, for instance the dude is 
 somewhat smitten with our country maiden, he must not be 
 allowed too much freedom lest he should become so infatuated 
 with her as to ask her hand in marriage, this would end all. 
 Now I would suggest that we both go to the ball and when there 
 you can so engage his time and interest as to lead Miss Ellen to 
 believe he is in love with you, then I myself will interest the 
 old man and through him win the girl. After I once get con- 
 sent Irom the old farmer to marry the girl, then I can crowd 
 him lor payments on the money loaned which he will be un- 
 able to meet close up the mortgage and thereby obtain a clear 
 title to Elmdale farm, the best farm in the state of N. Y. and 
 a nice little fortune in itself. 
 
 Irene Cleverly planned. (laughs ha ha.) Sir Charles 
 Wentworth a married man, I can't imagine you in that posi- 
 tion in life, and a country maiden at that. Take care Sir 
 Charles that you make.no mistake. 
 
 Sir Charles There; there Irene: you understand me 
 better than that. Don't be foolish now and spoil my pretty 
 little plan by which if properly executed, will eventually make 
 me soul owner of the estate. 
 
 Irene* And i? 
 
 Sir Charles You! why Irene, don't you yet understand? 
 I don't intend to marry the girl, only a promise. Let me once 
 get possession of the farm, she will be easily gotten rid of and 
 
.8 THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 another country girl taught a lesson to adhere to her station in 
 life. Til 3 re is b it one fttt3l to adorne the interior of such a 
 stately mansion as is afforded on the old Elmdale farm, with 
 you as a leader in fashion and society, the name of Wentwortli 
 will ever live. 
 
 Irene* Then Sir Charles, as I think I understand you right 
 I vow to assist you to the utmost of my ability. 
 
 Sit* Charles There now, fie promise is made and we have 
 but to carry out our plan to be rich, and riches above all are 
 honored and appreciated, no matter how illy gotten. 
 
 Irene Right you aae Sir Charles, I believe in the adage, 
 riches cover a multitude of sins. (enters Emmett.) 
 
 KfllTiett* Faith and does ye's know its after dinner hour? 
 The sun'il be after settin. 
 
 Sir Charles (looks at watch) Well, I'll declare, if you ain't 
 right. It is now six thirty, so come, Irene, I'll escort you to 
 the corner. (Busy putting on coats, hats, etc) Emmett, you may fin- 
 ish up your work, and be sure all the windows and doors are 
 well lock ed. 
 
 Emmett Yis, your honor, I'll do that same, (exit Sir 
 Charles ami Irene, LIE.) (Busy fixing things) The divil only knows 
 what that man is up to now. Sure, I've beei here it's onto six 
 years, and narry a time did he ever go out of his office with any 
 of the type writing ladies before. There must be some tricks 
 they are up to as I've always said he makes money too fast to 
 make it honest; but let him go— thedivil'll git him yet. Looks 
 o#, sees Chauncey) Hello, here comes that dude chap that was 
 here this morning. The boss says as how he's got millions of 
 dollars and wants Sir Charles to handle it. Poor dude! If he 
 lets Sir Charles get his hands on his money he'll soon be dust- 
 irr pictures along side of mesilf. (enter Chauncey) The top of 
 the mornin' to yez. 
 
 Chauncey Sir, is your master about? 
 Emmett Yes. he's about to the hotel by now. 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMPALE FARM. *• 
 
 Chauncey o\ Ho no; bi mean is he out. 
 Emiriett.' S(V indade. lie's niver out, 
 
 Cha'meey ^L.iok here. v<.u red whiskered imitation of a 
 bUiy..guat, answer im civil <u I'll chastise yon. Ts your master 
 in his. office? , , ■ „;...■ 
 
 Emmett hiH me ■ master in] Ins office? (Sure, you don't 
 want to see me- master. , You want; iio.see Miss Irene, and me 
 master gHfltf irari by^the amneaud went dow n. thesf reef, , 
 
 Chauncey Well, you see I was out to Mr.. JJxadbury^ 
 farm and Miss Ellen told me to tell Sir Charles Wentworth 
 and Miss Irene to come out,.to.tl»e, party, v November the lOfch, 
 as Mr. Bradbury is going to thresh bis bit of gr^imand wants 
 to have the party while the threshers are there. By Jove, that 
 Ellen is a pretty girl and a tiupditferjafly at that. 
 
 Emmett m^ire^be'sa .p«fty. gjrj-v Uiit.dude.^you'd bet- 
 ter-wsvte duwu.wteu you waei me- u.^ay to, my-, master, as mv 
 memory acts bettei ii «ns^^v.^o^BiiH«#*BP^;^«ioi^^cj«^§/^tJ J 
 you are. Just writeat dcwnand' J^t carry jt.to^bim at oqce. 
 Chauncey (stt* dt'fim wMty) /There vomare. ^andtfg j&| 
 See that your master gets it at once. . .( p-if) ._ , 
 
 Emmett Yis. see that hegits: it at once, but narry. a 
 tipQidlretim yet he's worth, ;t million, .Anything to keep a 
 
 poof Ilia n down, .{Enten-Sir\qiiarlcs, excitedk (fft 
 
 Sir C Emmett, did you see my bank bcok in -the office? 
 
 Emmett No/ yerjionnr. ; \. ;_ 
 
 Sir ;C hTbeq hasten -down; 3*>adway r and look close for 
 it. and I'll look through tl^ office, asj might have mislaid it. 
 Emmett o Yis,. your honor: but,: fitst here is a note left by 
 that. En^ish. dude chap. -Ho said as how 1 simuld.deliver it to . 
 I you. (hands note to Sir Charles and exit) 
 
 Sir Charles ^/^We^ m 
 
 Ah. herc'it is 9 thafilcthe Lbrd/how- ^Iie note, {o^u^ndwis )v..'t 
 
10. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 Sir Charles Wentworth and Miss Irene. You both are invited 
 to Mr. Bradbury's place, Elradale farm Nov. 10th, to enjoy a 
 mask ball given in honor of Mr. Bradbury's niece, Miss Ellen. 
 Signed, Sir Chauncey Oglethorpe, (laughs ha ha .) Now the 
 machinery is started, little does old farmer Bradbury realize 
 that he is on the verge of ruin, but if I should fail or iose con- 
 fidence but no, G-jJ h ites i e >*v irJ. Bi\i5 3 up Sir Ci tries, here's 
 a stimulant, (takes flask from desk) Here is to the health of 
 farmer Bradbury and his niece, Ellen, may they live long and 
 
 happy, (drinks.) 
 
 CURTAIN. 
 
 END OF ACT ONE. 
 
 ACT II.. 
 
 SCENE I. Four months later. Exterior. Farm yard scene. Sett 
 House L. U.E. Windmill R. 77. corner; washboards, baskets, tubs, wheel- 
 barrow; rope on windmill; anything to look farmlike^ ad lib. 
 
 J* B. (Discovered at rise. Calls) Ellen! Ellen! 
 
 Ellen. Yes, Uncle John. (Enter Ellen.) 
 
 ;♦ B# I'm going up yonder where the tlireshin' crew is, 
 and I'm goin' ter stay thar till sun down, 'cause if I don't the 
 hull dern bunch on 'em '11 be coming down earlier 'cause the 
 dance is going to be. No use on 'em quittin' before they git a 
 day's work done. 
 
 Ellen* Well, Un cle John, you don't want to stay too 
 late, or Miss Hilarity will be angry with you. 
 
 J» B. There— there. You jus' go ah^ad and feed the 
 chickens and pigs. Turn the black calf out in the yard and 
 make a bran mash, and feed the brindle cow so you can milk 
 her before them city folks git here, and be careful or she'll 
 kick the waddin' out of you. 
 
 Ellen Alright, Uncle John, I'll try and get through be- 
 fore anyone gets here. (Looks off) Look, Uncle, looks like 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 11 
 
 someone coming up the lane now. 
 
 J. B» You're right. I guess someone do be coniin'. Say, 
 Ellen, go over there on the mowing machine and bring the oil 
 can. (Ellen gets can in wings) I must oil the windpump so it'll 
 run easy, as the city folks are generally big drinkers so 1 must 
 prepare to keep the mill goin' all the time. 
 
 Ellen Say, Uncle John, I do believe that's the English- 
 man by the way he rides— Yes, too true, itishim. (waves lmnd) 
 Hello, Chauncey! Hello! (enters Chauncey) i' m so glad you got 
 here first. 
 
 Chauncey Well, if that ain't clever, by Jove! I'm sort- 
 er glad myself dont-cher-know. 
 
 Ellen How funny you look with that jockey suit on. 
 
 Chauncey Very much like a rough rider don't-yer-know. 
 But, I say, Mr. Bradbury, how are you today? 
 
 T B # Oh, I'm alright, dude, (aside,) such freaks make 
 me a che all over. (Exit rbe) 
 
 Chauncey Very high-headed for a farmer, he is by Jove! 
 
 Ellen Oh, never mind him, Chauncey, he's peculiar, but 
 he is the best old uncle in the world. 
 
 Chauncey Yes, he is not as good as someone I know — 
 that is — I-I — 
 
 Ellen What did you say, Chauncey? 
 
 Chauncey I said he was a puddin' for some big show. 
 
 Ellen Say, Chauncey, I'll bet you can't guess the reason 
 why you're here today. 
 
 Chauncey Yes, I can, by Jove, I'm here 'cause you're 
 here don't yer know, that is. I mean I'm here because you 
 wanted me to come, I am really. 
 
 Ellen But don't you know today is my birthday and — 
 
 Chauncey And what? 
 
 Ellen Well. I'm 18 today and— and— 
 
12. M THE ROMANCE OF ELMOAI>EAFAJClM. 
 
 Chauncey And, and what? 
 
 Ellen Well, uncle told -me I was t)ld. enough to be a*MdyI v 
 and— ! : • > 
 
 Chautieev There goes. that 'rj$£d''(«&pwr& 
 
 Ellen "'Well, uncle said there would b3 lots of young men 
 hanging around and I should be very careful whom I chose ag. 
 a companion. j 
 
 ChauncCV Oh, by Jove, that's duced clever, I must say. 
 I thought you had already chosen a companion, don't you k.n< w. 
 Then I'm on the market myself — I am by Jove. 
 
 Ellen Well/ you see. Cnauricey, ii'uole is old and peciilutr 
 and to a certain extent I must please him. He said he had in- 
 vited Sir Charles Went worth to my party jus-t on purpose so I 
 could -make his acquaintance.- , 
 
 Chattncey That sounds duced awkward, don'tyou know., ' 
 Ellen ^ a y« Chauncey, I don't like Sir Charles: he's too 
 old, and besides he's got whiskers. 
 
 Chauncey Then I'm in demand, for as I can't raQ 
 
 whiskers, don't you kno^vv- Ct$lll 
 
 Ellen Uncle says Sir Charles "Wentworth has a $§§§t deal* 
 
 of money .arid is quite the proper person and I must treat him* 
 very nice. 
 
 Chauncey *' ve ^^ nt&MO American^ were great for] 
 money, ^n'tryou.know, - bbu'q s 
 
 Ellen -^ e )}> Chaimcey, 1 don't .qare a snap, for him or jw> 
 money either. To be plain with you, I liKe y : c)U } feeft^r, .,: , r 
 
 Chauncey ,^<^w yoirreXalking gold brick talk, you arj" 
 really,. Let us bin(,l it, with, a JvJnndyke seal. . ffiisses)^ (Enter 
 
 JB SeesR3E\ 
 
 T T-> U I 1 f TXT, <- * ', "• '■'"■■^ 1 
 
 ) g Here! here! What are you doing there. J 
 Chauncey Q h > Sir - ^° u see ^ iere 1S something in Mlgs 
 Ellen's eye, and I was just going in after it, clon'fcybu kWoV 
 Ellen Hnole John. 'T''m going to milk the 'cow nowl3; 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 13 
 
 Chauncey wishes to watch me. 
 
 J g Yes, arid then I'll have to watch you both. Well, 
 
 hurry up and get through. The threshers are coming and 
 they'll want supper at once so they can change their clothes 
 for the dance. 
 
 Ellen Yes., Uncle. (Exit Ellen beckoning Chauncey) 
 Chauncey Oh, by Jove. (ExitR3E) 
 T g Well if I didn't start to oil that pump more'n half and 
 
 hour ago. Now 1 guess I'll do it. [Goes up ladder Sounds of 
 threshers outside as watering horses Enter 4 men in work clothes — wash hands 
 in wash trough— introduce quartette Exit J B falls from mill, catches clothes 
 on windmill, calls for help Cow kicks both Ellen and Chauncey on stage^ 
 
 J B Help! Help! You English dude can't you see I'm in 
 trouble? 
 
 Chauncey By Jove, I have troubles of my own, don't 
 you know [aside] but I'll save him for Miss Ellen's sake. I'll 
 hd there in a minute to help you. [Bizadlib, rescuing J B from mill 
 tower] 
 
 J B [shakes Chauncey' s hand] I must thank ve, dude, f or help- 
 in, me down. 
 
 Chauncey Beats all how a farmer hangs on. 
 
 J* B* I paid $200 to* 1 that new tangled wind pump and 
 ain't been able to make it run yet. 
 
 Chauncey It can't run, Uncle John. It's bolted 
 down, by Jove 
 
 J* B# Oh, Uncle John, ain't ycu awful glad Chauncey 
 was here? [Miss B opens door Calls] 
 
 MlSS rl Supper — supper — supper. 
 
 J. B* Alright. Yes, Ell^j, I'm glad he happened around 
 just at this critical time, for I might have been hanging there 
 yet. 
 
 Chauncey Oh, I made up my mind to rescue you, don't 
 you know. By Jove. I never made a rescue before. 
 
14. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 MissH [from door] Sure an' its not a bit of supper you'll 
 anv of yez git if yez don't git in here this mi nit. [closes door~\ 
 
 Ellen Alright. We'll come right away. 
 
 ChaUtlCey Couldn't have come much sooner, by Jove. 
 
 Ellen Come. Uncle John, let's go to supper or she'll get 
 red headed. 
 
 Chauncey Red headed, by Jove. 
 
 Ellen Come, Chauncey, let us lead the way. 
 Chauncey [Takes Ellen' sarm\ She's quite clever, indeed. 
 [Exit Ellen and Chauncey in Sett House, on L] 
 
 J. B«I do wish I could get Ellen to make up with Sir 
 Charles instead of that dude chap. He'll never amount to any- 
 thing while I know Wentworth has heaps of money and is a 
 real nice fellow. [Exit in house Enter Miss H—sets pail down— Calls 
 Henry to get water] 
 
 MlSS H Sure, its the last job I'll take on the farm. In 
 the city I had a bull water works system right in front of me 
 and we cooks work under union rules, but out here on the farm 
 they even want me to feed the chickens and all sorts of things. 
 [Enter musician IX I E~\ 
 
 Musician Excuse me, madam, but is this Elmdale farm? 
 
 Miss H Yis sure, it's right ye are. 
 
 Musician Does Mr. Bradbury live here? 
 
 Miss H Sure, its himself as lives here and owns the farm. 
 
 Muiscian If you please, ma'am, I would like to see him, 
 as I have the orchestra he engaged to play for a party to be 
 given here tonight. 
 
 MissH Ob sure you are the min that's after for bringin' 
 the music for the dance of Miss Ellen. 
 
 Musician Yes ma'am. 
 
 MissH Sure it's the master's house ye'r always welcome 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 15 
 
 in whether ye are his country neighbors or the tine city gentle- 
 man. Well, just step in this way and go on through to the 
 pailor and I guess the rest of the city folks'll |pon be after for 
 cornin'. [Exit musicians in Set house'] What a fine lady Miss Ellen 
 isgettin' to be to have a hull band comin' from the city. That 
 means more work for the cook [Enter Ellen l 2 e~] but maybe I'll 
 get to see 'em dance a bit. Faith and when I was young I 
 could dance with the best of 'em. If I get a chance I'll mingle 
 with 'em tonight 
 
 Ellen Why, to be sure, Miss Hilarity, this is my birthday 
 and everybody shall dance and have a good time. I've invited 
 Mr. Gansloser over. He said he had no partner, so I'll tell 
 you, I'll fix it up with him to be your partner for the evening. 
 Wont that be jolly? All the ladies must have a beau. 
 
 MissH Ah, begorry, is it the dutchman over on the next 
 farm you're talking about? Sure an' he's always been smilin' 
 sweet at me as he goes by. Then I must hurry and primp up 
 a bit and put on a clean apron. [Exit in house] 
 
 Ellen Wont they make a beautiful couple! Max Gan- 
 sloser as Dutch as sauer kraut and she as Irish as St. Patrick's 
 day. [Ellen goes in house Wood or street close in] 
 SCENE II. Wood in I Enter Max RIE 
 
 MaX [Ad lib until change of scene Introduce S and d] Veil, I. 
 
 take myself down by der party on de inside of de house out. 
 
 SCENE III. Box full stage ctr door fancy(nice setting) Sofa on L 
 
 U Picture on easel R V Cor Screen back of sofa Chaunccy and Ellen on at 
 
 rise Music next room Chauncey and Ellen seated on sofa looking at album. 
 
 Chauncey And this is a picture of your mother. How 
 much you resemble her. 
 
 Ellen (going to easel) Here is the same picture enlarged 
 after her death. 
 
 Chauncey How beautiful!— The exact image ot yourself. 
 
 Ellen (kneels, kisses picture) Mother dear, how sweet is the 
 faint recollections that return at the sight of this picture. 
 
10. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 How sacred within my heart is your image enshrined. Oh 
 God, what mast one endure in the absence of a mother! How 
 lonely I feel! Tonight your aDsence comes back 
 to me with redoubled force. Since the age ot four years 
 have I struggled with life's battles, no mother to guide or 
 care for me. My father, bless him, died a soldier on the battle 
 field before I was old enough to remember, but I've heard my 
 mother tell tne story. How much like a dream, but alas! how 
 bitter its awakening, (wentworth and Irene at ctr door) 
 
 Chauncey (takes Ellen by arm) But come Ellen dear, let 
 us retire to the ball room and not recall these memories. They, 
 while beautiful, have a tendancy to mar your happiness, and 
 you above all should enjoy this day, for it is all in honor of 
 yourself. 
 
 " Ellen Yes, Chauncey. (Exit l l e) 
 (Enter Wand Irene CD Irene sits on settee W gets album— sits beside Irene) 
 Sir C Now to business. We'll take this album, and in 
 cise some one comes we can look at the pictures. 
 
 Irene A good idea. 
 
 Sir C We must not lose a moment. You must go into 
 the ball room at once and in a roundabout way engage the 
 dude in conversation. I'll do likewise with Ellen and we will 
 then plan a meeting in this way. You tell the dude you are 
 thirsty and come here for a drink. I'll tell Ellen that Ogle- 
 thorpe is false to her and is only jesting with her. 
 
 Irene But your proof? 
 
 Sir C My proof will be to bring her here to the center 
 door and at such a time you must be making all manner of 
 love to him. Then upon such proof she would denounce him. 
 
 Irene Yes - 
 
 Sir C Then there woul 1 be nothing to prevent me from 
 accomplishing my purpose. 
 
 Irene Now you have certainly a clever trap set and 
 
 will no doubt trap your prey. But before we go any farther, 
 
TJ-E3 ROMANCE OF EL.MOA.LE FARM. 17 
 
 Sir Charles, I wish to clearly understand you, for it seems to 
 me you are more deeply interested in her than your seeming- 
 little plan (sheme). Take care! or I'll spoil pretty little plan. 
 
 Sir C What! you dare threaten me! Jealous are you, 
 madam, (laughs-] and a good cause you have too. for I intend to 
 marry your pretty little friend as soon as she gets her bridal 
 outfit, whether you like it or not. So beware how you attempt 
 to come between US. [Enter Max— dodge behind C D~\ 
 
 Irene* Fil expose you to Mr. Bradbury. 
 
 Sir C I'll murder you if you dare interfere. 
 
 Max [fMifo] P'>ky <l uick: x schla P y° u der daylights 
 out. 
 
 Irene I dare say you would, for a man who is guilty 
 
 of every other crime would not hesitate at murder. But do 
 not think to deceive me with such false stories. Ellen would 
 never marry you, never. 
 
 Max* [aside] Ellen, she vould make fire and brimstone 
 from his head out pooty fast. 
 
 Sir C Oh. wont she? Suppose you ask her and find out- 
 She has promised to marry me, and very soon, too. All you 
 can say will not change her mind. She loves me and will stick 
 to me through thick and thin. If you dare attempt to thwart 
 me it will be at your peril. 
 
 MaX. (aside) Och du ! (shakes his fit) 
 Irene. I shall warn her and if that does not end this 
 wicked farce I shall see. 
 
 Sir ChaS- (toward Ire^e) Curse you I'll kill you. (seize 
 by throat) (struggle) 
 
 Max* [comes ouick grabsW.bythe collar-] .Here, here hoi on 
 here, wats de matter. Pooty quick you better lookout I give 
 you one over de head and make you holler. I don't vas afraid 
 from nobody vot fights woniens. 
 
 Sir ChaS* What! you cursed dutchman. 
 
18. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FAKM. 
 
 Max You pet I am a regular dutchman and you better 
 get on de outside of house out or else I trow you pooty quick by 
 der vindow out. 
 
 Sir Chas. Just like a dutchman coming in when yo u 
 are not wanted. 
 
 Max. Veil dot is alright I know my bitzness better as 
 you. 
 
 Sir Chas (to Irene) I will leave you now madam and 
 remember there are things worse than death, and if you dare 
 interlere with our marriage or even a semblance of a marriage 
 it'll be the death of you. I wish you good evening. ( eX it c d) 
 Max* [throwsk'ss) Goodbye and don't come back some 
 more. 
 
 Irene. WhaUcan he mean, I'll keep quiet a while longer, 
 meanwhile I'll be on the alert for any new schemes of villiany 
 he may concoct. How foolish I was to lend any assistance to 
 carry out his schemes knowing him as I have for so many years. 
 I might have well known it would end this way. (to Max.) 
 My brave friend how can I thank you for this timely interfer- 
 ence in my behalf. 
 
 Max. Yell you oxcuse me Miss aber I shust come here by 
 de dance hall out and I vant to find dot Irish garl. Miss Hilar- 
 ity and I tink I find her pooty close by und ven I come by de 
 middle door I tink dot fellow he make fight by you und I stop 
 dat monkey business und now he is runned avay. I go by der 
 dance und find my Irish garl. Say you know dot Miss Hilarity 
 she issticked to me shust like clue, veil good bye Miss. (start* to 
 go) 
 
 Irene Just a moment, I wish to ask one favor of you. 
 
 Max Yell vot ish dot? 
 
 Irene. It is that you never say a word to any body of what 
 you have seen here tonight. 
 
 Max Och Miss, I don't visper one vord oud loud. 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 19. 
 
 Irene Then you'll promise me. 
 
 Max Yes, Miss. 
 
 Irene* Swear it. 
 
 MaX (kneels takes Irene's hand . Miss Hilarity at C D) Sure M i SS 
 I swear wid all my heart. 
 
 MlSS H {excited) Sure may the divel take ye, faith and 
 I've been looking tor you all this while and here you are mak- 
 ing love with Mis^ Irene. 
 
 Max. Here-here-hold on, let me understand myself by you. 
 I was shust come here und ven [come by dis place I — 
 
 Irene Max be careful what you say. 
 
 Max. Yes I been shust so careful I don't tell nobody my 
 
 business ( tries to console Miss E ) 
 
 MlSS H May you both go long, (softs) 
 
 M Sweetheart come on I don't do it any more, 
 
 Miss H Sure I'll never marry you now ye's have already 
 
 broke my heart, (sobs) 
 
 M Oh veil dot is alright I get it fixed up again. 
 
 Miss H I'll never look on either of ye's again, (starts out exit 
 
 center door.) 
 
 M Here- here- Miss Hilarity, hold on I come after you 
 
 [exit CD] 
 
 Irene Oh dear I do hope he won't say a word. (enter Sir 
 
 Charles R 1 e) 
 
 Sir ChaS* Still here Irene? (smiles advances) 
 
 Irene Stand back sir, you can say what you wish at a 
 safe distance, but come no nearer. 
 
 Sir Chas* Fiends and furies, what a little tyrant, 
 
 {laughs) I do not wish to do harm and to prove it I will sit here 
 (sits on chair R F) Irene will you not forgive me? I was only 
 trying you, mv love for you has never changed, we will yet ful- 
 
20. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 till our plans and be happy. 
 
 Irene Then let me make a little suggestion, give up 
 this villianous plotting and planning against the Bradbury's 
 a nd I will — 
 
 Sir C Oh. no. no, my fair one, I have sworn to yet 
 
 own Elmdale farm and will have it in my name if it costs 
 human blood to flow and you must help me, and I swear to you 
 you will yet be mistress of Elmdale farm. 
 
 Irene You don't yet understand me, I don't mean for 
 you to give up the farm .but Miss Ellen- The planned proposal 
 you speak of. 
 
 Sir C Why it will not be a real marriage you 
 
 know, and it will require no persuasion on her part when 
 she fi nds out the real truth to relinquish her rights on Elmdale 
 farm. 
 
 Irene Well at that rate matters begin to look more 
 
 clearly, then I will help you fulfill your plans to the letter. 
 
 Sir Charles* And now my dear that we understand each 
 other again don't let your fancies get away with you any more. 
 Now you had best return to the ballroom, and I will watch my 
 opportunity to see Mr. Bradbury, (looking out ) Ah here he 
 comes now, Tis well, hasten out that I mav be alone.O re ne 
 hastily exit C D Busy Sir Charles lights cigar. Enter John B R I E.) 
 Well Uncle John how are you enjoying the dance? 
 
 J B Oh I'm most too old for such amusement, its more 
 for young folks like yourself and Irene or Ellen. When I was 
 young I could dance and enjoy myself, but that time is past. 
 
 Sir Chas, Yes quite true, as one grows old he comes 
 
 more for rest and quite than excitement, (gives j. b. cigar.) 
 Here Uncle John have a ci^ar, nothing affords me more 
 pleasure than a good smoke. 
 
 J B (lights cigar) Well Sir Charles what do you think of the 
 farm by this time ain't it as good as there is in the state? 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 21. 
 
 Sir Chas Yes it is certainly the finest farm I have 
 
 over visited, and any time you need another loan for any 
 amount, don't hesitate to ask it. I don't want any better 
 security than Elmdale farm, then I have plenty of money lay- 
 ing idle in the bank. 
 
 J B I thank you for the offer, bat I hope I won't need any 
 more money as lean hardly see my way clear to pay back what 
 I have borrowed. I'm getting too old to work and Ellen she's 
 grown to be a lady so I don't know how I'll come out. 
 Sir Chas Oh you'll come out alright. 
 
 J B Well I hope so. 
 
 Sir Chas Mr. Bradbury I have a proposition. 
 
 I would like to put before you, it is this, ever since the day 
 you borrowed the money at my office I have had a kindly feel- 
 ing toward your niece Ellen, tonight since seeing her arrayed 
 in her magnificient costumes, my friendliness has been pro- 
 moted to such an extent that I find myself madly in love with 
 her, Beautiful Ellen, Uncle John all I would ask is your con- 
 sent to marry the girl. 
 
 J* B* Does Ellen feel the same toward you. 
 
 Sir ChaS« Well that I cannot say as I have not had 
 an opportunity to declare myself to her. 
 
 J B Then it were better that you learn if she approves 
 of your love. 
 
 Sir Chas But she cannot refuse me with all ray 
 
 money. Just think I could dress her up to the most desirable 
 fashion, it would be but pleasure to lavishly spend my money 
 on her, imagine her a millionaires wife with fine horses, carriage 
 servants the best of society. Then too you would not need to 
 be worried about the payments on the farm. You yourself 
 would be proud to see your niece in such an enviable position 
 in life as the wife of a millioniare. 
 
 J B Yes Mr. Wentworth I must confess it is one desire 
 of my old age to see Ellen happily settled in life. 
 
 Sir Chas. Then I have your consent. 
 
 J. B» Yes. As far as I am concerned. 
 Sir Chas And you will even promise to assist me. As 
 I think Ellen is somewhat favorably impressed with that Eng- 
 lish chap and 1 e is certainty not a fit person to seek the hand 
 
22 THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 
 
 of oris so fair as your Ellen, (confidentially) to tell the truth I 
 think he is after Elmdale farm rather than the girl. 
 
 J. B, (earcfted)ttaat.s it he is one of them foreign sharpers. 
 I shall put a stop to it at once, (starts) 
 
 Sit Chas I may be mistaken so don't be too hasty. 
 
 J. B. No Sir Charles there can be no mistake the more I 
 think of it the more reasonable it looks to me and I 
 thank you for this timely warning. I will call Ellen at once 
 and tell her the dude must leave the place as I have no furthe 
 need of his presence. I will also talk with her of your proposi 
 tion. 
 
 Sir C (Q e te U P and starts toward C. D.\ Very well Uncle 
 
 John I'll leave the matter with you and will retire to the ball- 
 room and return for my answer. Oh, say (looks at watch) \n half 
 a n hour. 
 
 J B Yes it 's best that we be left alone but I think sh s 
 will look on your proposition in none other than the right light 
 
 Sir Chas Then I will leave you don't forget diamonds 
 
 fine horses, carriages, servants and any luxury she may desire. 
 
 J B Well I must go hunt her up she is probably out on 
 
 the lawn with that dude [exit calling Ellen r.l E ] 
 
 Sir Chas (inCO) All going smooth he will forbid 
 the dude remaining longer then wuen he tells Ellen of all the 
 luxury she will enjoy she can't possioly refuse me. Ah! Sir 
 Charles you are a jewel, [exit] 
 [enter Max and Miss H L IE 1 [arm in arml 
 
 Max Veil you see you see you tink I was making love 
 mit Irene und I shust promise dat vas all. 
 
 Miss H ( hoth sit on settee )Promise what Max. 
 Max Oh! I shust promise dats all. I mean I promise 
 I vould not marry her. 
 
 Miss H* Sure, I knew you wouldn't lovey dear. 
 (tickles Max under chin ) 
 
 Max Och, gay doch wech you dink you're „a schmart. 
 The farst ting )OU better look out. 
 
 Miss H« Why Max are you afraid of your lovey dovey? 
 
 Max Och, no my Humming Baird I don*t vas afraid 
 
 from you mine turtle dofe. ( outside partner for schottish) 
 
 Come my Bumblebee I vant to dance dat skittish. 
 
THE ROMANCE OF 1 1 M TA IE I ; APJ. 13. 
 
 MlSS rL Sure I'm with you Maxie dear, (hop and ship 
 
 out exit LIE enter J B and Ellen R I E\ 
 
 Ellen ^ ow * sa y * wili not; * 
 
 J 15 But Ellen my dear he is worth a million and is 
 
 a real gentleman. ( J - B sits at table R F) 
 
 Ellen (sits on settee ) Yes he is a gentleman in appearance 
 but not in principle. 
 
 J B Then you have been talking with him? 
 
 Ellen No, Uncle John, but Chauncey told me he over- 
 heard Si r Charles and Irene plotting to get possession of the 
 farm. 
 
 J ♦ B, Nonsense, child, there is where the dude deceived 
 you. It is that dude chap that is trying his plotting schemes 
 to get hold of this place, and no one else. Little does he care 
 for you. Now my dear, take your old uncle's advice and shun 
 this dude, as he has evil plans laid. He must leave this place 
 this very evening as I am warned against him. 
 
 Ellen Why Uncle Jchn, Chauncey is a real gentleman. 
 J B I don't think so. 
 
 Ellen Uncle John, would you insist that I marry against 
 my wishes? Such always turn out to be the most unhappy 
 unions, [sir Charles at c d] I don't like Sir Charles, nor could I 
 ever learn to. He is not agentleman but an unprincipled being. 
 
 JB There — there now Ellen, don't forget we owe him 
 money and it must be paid or else he can claim the farm, and 
 would be justified in doing so should I fail to make my pay- 
 ments at the proper time, and at present the outlook is very 
 hopeless, whib if you would consent to marry him all would 
 end well as he is so wealthy he would extend the time on the 
 notes and says I would not ueed to hurry or bother myself about 
 the payments, yet you say he is not a gentleman. 
 
 Ellen Yes, I do say it, and stand by ib. He has been 
 talking to you and you have believed all he said. 
 
 J B No, my child, only for the good of myself and your- 
 self, nnd even the dear eld farm which I so highly prize do I 
 ask you to become his. He is a man who loves you dearly. 
 Won't you consent, Ellen ? [Ellen crosses to L Sits on ottoman front of 
 
24. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 Ellen Uncle dear, I can't bear to think of it. [sofison jB's 
 knee Enter Sir Charles G p] 
 
 Sir C I beg pardon if I am intruding. I was unable to 
 aei a partner for this waltz, so thought to stroll over and get a 
 breath of fresh air. 
 
 Ellen [rttOfff] Sir Charles, how are you enjoying your- 
 self? 
 
 Sir C Oh, nicelv, but it would afford me much more 
 pleasure to see you out enjoying yourself as you should be. 
 
 Ellen I am not feeling very well, and then my greatest 
 nleasure is to see my friends enjoying themselves. If you will 
 ;L se excuse me I'll go and see how everyone is getting along 
 ,nrl tell Miss Hilarity not to forget to serve a midnight lunch, 
 'is my guests will soon be departing and should not go away 
 hungry. 
 
 Sir Chas Certainlv you are excusable, but from the 
 
 A^Hilaritv and that" dutchman are sticking to each 
 
 otSrtSwluUooi be a vacancy for a cook at the Elmdale. 
 
 Ellen Thats quite true from present appearances, (exit) 
 
 Sir ChaS (mom to entrance) What a kind and beauti- 
 V " H . , T _\ Well how does the matter stand 
 
 ful o'irl she is. (turns to J B.) 
 
 now°Uncle John? {sits by J b) 
 
 T R WpII vou see the girls kind a sot on marryin that 
 J t> We Vt!f= smother and I haven't the heart to 
 
 English .char .she jhas no mother ™*1 ^ , kn()w 
 
 rr't^areas^^yousol'iinot goin to insist oi the 
 gal's marryin agin her will, [Ellen at side door listens} 
 
 <^ friaries irises} Well Mr. Bradury I think it's time 
 t ^TnKvalsTe. I don't think I should want much 
 Ume tfihoole Tetw'en a rich good looking husband, and being 
 turned out into tie street. 
 
 JB What do you mean Sir Charles by insinuating? 
 
 Sir Charles. Mr. Bradbury I do not insinuate I assert, 
 that unless she consents to become my wife at a time set by 
 myself I will then remind you of the fact that your time is up 
 and unless you make your payment* at once, I shall close up 
 the mortgage and bv this means become owner of the farm. 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 25. 
 
 J B [rises] But you will give me a few days at least to 
 see if 1 can raise the money? 
 
 Sir ChaS Only on conditions that Ellen becomes my 
 
 wife, then I shall feel rewarded for my leniency toward you. 
 
 ]• B Thank heaven the dear child is jot yet in your 
 power. Now since you have threatened me, I have found you 
 out and I tell you once for all. I'll never give her to you never. 
 
 Sir C, She is not in my power, but you are. Do you 
 think she will stand by and see her .old uncle turned out in the 
 street, when a word from her will save him? Certainly she 
 won't, not it' she has any regard ,or parental duty and I know 
 she loves you as dearly a father. 
 
 ]• B* Ellen has always been a dutiful child and would no 
 doubt sacri flee herself for me, but I request no such sacriffce. 
 I defy you do your worst. 
 
 Sir ChaS [grabs J B by throat) You stubborn old 
 
 wretch one more word and I'll hurl you through yonder window, 
 {enter Ellen) 
 
 Ellen (throws Sir Charles to L f) Stand back you big cow- 
 ard, yes coward that you are to lay hands on an old gray haired 
 man. You are no man, you are a human devil. 
 
 Sir ChaS [laughs'] My proud young lady I will leave 
 
 you now and in less than two hours you will find both yourself 
 and prescious old uncle out on the public highway, and tind my 
 self in possession of your old home, while one word from you 
 would save y ou both from disgrace. 
 
 Ellen (out stretched hangs) Oh please sir have you no mercy 
 would you thus deprive my dear old uncle of hjs home? I beg 
 of you have mercy. 
 
 Sir ChaS Mercy, you ask for mercy, yet have you 
 
 mercy for me. You fail to consider my love for you. I whom 
 you have just scorned. 
 
 Ellen Love, in the heart of a fiend yet I should consent 
 to be your wife, that which I would iather die than to be of 
 my own free will. 
 
 J B No, no, I cannot consent to such a sacrifice, it is not 
 worth it. 1 will go my child I have not long to live and who 
 will miss the old man when he is gone. I cannot spoil your 
 bright young life. 
 
26, THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 
 
 Sir ChaS (holding hands towards (Ellen) Come Ellen say 
 
 you will be mine, it is all for the best. 
 
 Ellen (hesitatingly) I will for my dear old uncle's sake. 
 
 Sir ChaS (advancing to Ellen) My darling do you really 
 
 mean it. 
 
 Ellen (Pushes Sir Charles) Back, do not toucli me. I could 
 better endure the sting of an adder. 
 
 Sir ChaS. (laughs) Well uncle cheer up she has con- 
 
 sented to become my wife (to Ellen) When we are married you 
 will learn to love me a little. 
 
 Ellen (goes to J b) Love you, I shall hate you, yes des- 
 pise you with all my heart. 
 
 Ellen places arm around J B's neck, both look at Sir Charles Sir Charles 
 looks at them and laughs,) 
 
 END OF ACT I L 
 
 CURTAIN, 
 
 ACT HI. 
 
 A NEW YORK EL AT OCCUPIED BY SIR CHARLES AND ELLEN. 
 
 SCENE 1. — [plain box setting, plain furniture 3 chairs, stand, or table, 
 Ellen discovered at rise plainly dressed seated at stand or table] 
 
 Ellen All well did I know ere I gave him my promise, 
 well did I knew how all would end: yes even worse as the end 
 has not yet been reached Would to God I could lay my weary 
 soul down and sleep to awaken only to find myself back on the 
 old farm feeding the chickens and pigs. Oh how happy were 
 those days. My dear old uncle John, where he is the good 
 Lord onlv knows, the last news of him was when he was turned 
 from the' door a beggar. How can a human being be so heart- 
 less, but he is not human. May never another poor soul suffer 
 a like fate. [ Enters Sir Charles richly dressed] 
 
 Sir ChaS. Well Ellen my darling is my lunch about 
 
 ready. 
 
 Ellen Sir Charles I haven't prepared for you at all. Yo u 
 knew when you went away this morning there was no fuel an d 
 
 Sir ChaS Fuel, the idea when you have gas. I 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 27. 
 
 Ellen You also knew the gas bad been turned of! yester- 
 day as they claim the last bill had not been paid. 
 
 Sir Chas Oh yes so it was, that had entirely slipped 
 
 my mind but is there nothing so I can have a cold lunch. I 
 have an oppointment to make and must go shortly. 
 
 Ellen Now what is the use of speaking that way you 
 know there is not hi ng here that I could give you or I should 
 have had it ready ere this. 
 
 Sir Chas Hang such a way of housekeeping. 
 
 Ellen Yes I say the same, would I were back on the 
 farm working with my dear old uncle again. 
 
 ^if Cnas [iaughs^\ Yes good times they were when 
 
 you were on the farm eh? Quite the proper place for you. . 
 
 Ellen Would I we-e there and had never mat you", nob 
 on! j" for my sake but my poor old uncle's. Please tell me have 
 you heard where he is. Is it true you have turned him from 
 'the hoise. 
 
 Sir Chas Yes it is true, why you don't tninkl would 
 
 lie over such a trifling thing do you? Of course he is turned 
 from the house, I couldn't wait any longer. He said he was 
 unable to meet his payments so I was obliged to close up on 
 him. There is only one way to run a business and make 
 money, that is the right way. 
 
 Ellen But you promised me. 
 
 Sir Chas Promised you, bosh what is a promise? 
 
 Ellen Yours is nothing, but I promised you. 
 
 Sir Chas And you were very foolish to keep them. 
 
 Ellen God forgive me, yes. I was very foolish. I did 
 it for my uncle's sake, not for my own. You said if I would 
 become your wife — 
 
 Sir C That is the truth. I said if you would become 
 my wife. But I don't intend to be so badly encumbered as to 
 have a wife, and especially a farmer girl. I'm on my way to 
 fame and fortune and you would be a stumbling block in my 
 way. 
 
 Ellen How different yon talk now, you told me a minister 
 would be out that very evening when we arrived here to per- 
 form the ceremony. Then when we waited until near morning 
 and he never came, I knew I was branded for life. An out-cast 
 from the whole world, f had no money, I could only hope for 
 
23 THE R3.VIA.ffCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 you to keep your promise and the next day we would go to the 
 minister's louse. 
 
 Sir ChaS Oh don't be repeating all of that rub- 
 
 bish, I don't like to hear it. 
 
 KUen No I don't suppose you do. 
 
 Sir ChaS You have a mind of your own and should 
 
 have used better judgment. Surely you did'nt think I would 
 ever take you in as an equal to enter into society as the wife 
 of Sir Charles Wentworth, did you? I myself never dreamed 
 of such a thing. I was simply speculating, I saw an oppor- 
 tunity to get a good farm and laid my plans and schemes the 
 proper way and have accomplished my aim. A good farm is 
 always ready money in New York. 
 
 Ellen Quite true T see through it all, then it was a 
 scheme between yourself and Irene to plan such a meeting as 
 you did so that I might see Chauncey making love with Irene. 
 That led me to believe him false and denounce him. Tuen too 
 it was you that caused my uncle to forbid him remaining longer 
 at the dance and lie (Chauncey) was the more honorable of the 
 two. 
 
 Sir ChaS- So you thought quite well of the dude did 
 
 you? No doubt if you knew where to reach him by letter he 
 would respond to your appeals, he has plenty of money. 
 
 Ellen* Sir, I doubt but that he would lend assistance did 
 he but know I was in need. False, base, deceiver that you 
 are. 
 
 Sir ChaS, (lights cigar) Oh how eloquent you talk. 
 Such becoming titles for a millionaire, Well I'll leave you as 
 it is near time I was at the club room and I have yet to stop at 
 a restaurant for a lunch. 
 
 Ellen And as for myself I shall get lunch at— 
 
 Sir ChaS, (throws money) There you'll not starve, take 
 that and get a lunch, so much for charity, (exit B D) 
 
 Ellen. Yes I will except your alms (picks up money) as a 
 beggar which I am but I am young yet and may see another sun- 
 shiny day. I must leave this den however. I must put my 
 courage together and go out into the world, 'tis useless to re- 
 main here His daily promises only detain me until I fin I my- 
 self mired down — down — down— until there is no redemption. 
 I'll go for a lunch, p^ehaps that will so strengthen me up that 
 I'll have more courage, as I must not remain another night 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 29. 
 
 under this roof. (starts to exit LCD meets Irene at door.) 
 
 Irene* Stay just a moment. Were you about to leave? If 
 
 so before you go — 
 
 Ellen* I was just going down to lunch. 
 
 Iren^ Oh — why — are you taking your lunches out. 
 
 Ellen* Well just this evening, Sir Charles was in a hurry 
 to go to the club rooms and could not await lunch here, so we 
 thought it useless to start a fire. 
 
 Irene, So Sir Charles has gone to lodge you say? Did 
 he leave any word for me. 
 
 Ellen None whatever. 
 
 Irene. Strange, he promised to return to the office this - 
 evening but failed to do Su. In what mood did he appear when 
 he left? 
 
 Ellen. As he always is. He is never pleasant while 
 around me. 
 
 Irene. That's too bad Ellen, but you see he being a 
 wealthy and well bred man it is naturally humiliating to think 
 of having a country girl tor a wife. No doubt it is getting 
 rather irksome. 
 
 Ellen. A wife! would to Grod it were so. 
 
 Irene Why my girl you don't mean to say- 
 Ellen Don't pretend to be ignorant. I feel that the 
 whole world knows all. 
 
 Irene* Knows what? 
 
 Ellen. I have not the spirit to repeat it. I shall leave 
 this dreary little home he has given me and go out and appeal 
 to the mercey of the world. I can at least find something to 
 do to sustain life. I cannot bear this disgrace any longer. 
 
 Irene ^That's right Ellen, waken up your spirits go forth 
 into the world, leave his miserable house of disgrace. You say 
 he played you false? 
 
 Ellen Yes like the base villian that he is he kept me 
 on the rack for months and such agony few can know. I an 
 innocent country girl, but now all the wiser for my experience. 
 
 Irene If my information is correct poor girl you 
 
 have my sympathy. 
 
30. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 Ellen* I do not as Is it Lrene, now that I am about to 
 qui! this house. That dreadful truth which has been sup- 
 pressed so long must now be unfolded. I wish to unburden my 
 mind to such an extent as to tell you something. My heart 
 t ell me you knew all. 
 
 Irene. Why Ellen! 
 
 Rllen Yes it was you, who helped to mar my happiness 
 at ray birthday party. Lt was you who helped to drive me 
 from the old farm, it was none other than you who ca used my 
 dear old uncle to drive Chauncey from our home, he wno had 
 more honor than Sir Charles or all his ancestors, And you 
 were also a great factor in closing up the mortgage which 
 caused my dear old uncle to go out in the world a beggar and a 
 tramp. That day the beginning of all our trouble I was temped 
 to destroy myself. Oh why did 1 not and end my misery. 
 
 Irene [approaches Ellen~] Oh Ellen— Ellen, forgive me. 
 
 Ellen< Not in this world never. [pushes Irene ovei ] 
 
 There go to your villianous plotting and scheming, with Jill of 
 your mock modesty. May you both get your just deserts 
 dealtout from him who seesall. the great (rod above us. [exit L I 
 
 Irene* [rises looks about ] The little vixen. Well she is 
 gone, and no doubt for good, thank the Lord for that. What 
 a surprise I'll have when \ meet Sir Charles as I hardly think 
 he expected to get rid of tier so easy. Sir Charles is certainly 
 an artist at plotting for gain. We are rid of her at all events. 
 (enters Emmett letter in hand ) 
 
 Emmelt. Sure and it is yourself thats here alone. Where 
 is Ellen? [t's a letter I have for herself. 
 
 Irene. A letter for Ellen? Why who could it be from? 
 i looks from behind, at Utter then takes from Emmett, opens and reads. ] "My 
 rte*r Ellen I thought I would write you a bit and tell you where 
 I am. I got a job in the big hotel as cook and its union rules 
 we work under but what I was going to say is this, you remem- 
 ber the dutchman Max. well sir its as true as you are liv'in we 
 were 4 married 1 st week and now I want ye's to come down and 
 
 me. I can't, come up to see you as its too fine that m<>n is 
 of yours, and then you know Max had a little set-to with him 
 out on the farm, but be sure and come down. With love from 
 the cook, not Miss Hilarity now but Mrs. Granskser." Aother 
 oic who thinks wrong, supposing Ellen a country girl on be the 
 wife of tie' millionaire Sir Charles Went worth. ' The idea how 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 31 
 
 ridiculous. 
 
 EmtnetL Sure mam and it's wrong ye's did by tear in 
 that letter open. Don't ye know the law could take ye's up 
 for it? 
 
 Irene [laughs.] Oh Emmett she won't care she lets me 
 read all of her letters. Thats alright I'll give it to her when 
 she returns. 
 
 Emmett She's such a nice little bit of a lady I don't like 
 to see her harmed a bit. 
 
 Irene I'll hand it to her myself when she returns so 
 don't have and fear about h2r not getting it. 
 
 Emmett [goes to door.'] Then mam I'll be after fer goin 
 good even'in. (exit L c d) 
 
 Irene Goodbye, (laughs ) Yes I'll give it to her when 
 she returns, poor girl it is really too bad to torment her in this 
 way, but she should never have thought Sir Charles would 
 marry her. I knew he never would. Thais what she gets for 
 being a country girl. I suppose now she'll go mad like her old 
 uncle did. It is rumored that he has gone mad since he was 
 turned from his old home. Well I can't wait here all night 
 for Sir Charles, he may not return until morning so I'll lock up 
 the door and come back in the morning and tell him my sur- 
 prise, (starts to door.) 
 
 SCENE. II. — (dose in with street. 1 enters Emmett from R.) 
 Emmett* Sure and its the truth as soon as an Irishman 
 lands here Uncle Sara meets him at Castle Garden and pins a 
 star on thim, but I guess he did'ntsee me when I came through 
 the garden. • But he found me at last, its only this morn 'in I 
 got me commission, and orders to go down to headquarters and 
 be ready for duty, that has- always bin me ambition in life. 
 (enter Chaumeeyin hunting suit with gun ) Well may I be ate up by an 
 aligator if it ain't the dude. The top of the marnin to yez'. 
 
 Chattncey Good morning stranger. 
 
 Emmett. Here— here— don't be after call'n me 
 stranger. 
 
 Chatmcey I don't believe I know you do I? 
 
 Emmett* Faith and don't ye remember the Irish lad 
 you gave the note to and said I should give it to me master at 
 once up in the money loan'in office? 
 
 Chauncey Oh ves. quite true. Are you the same 
 
 fellow? 
 
32. THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 Emmett* [shake* hands.^ I am the same. 
 
 Chauncey You were then, the servant of Sir Charles 
 
 Wentworth, were you not? 
 
 Emmett. Yislwasthin, but now I'm working for the 
 government. See me star. 
 
 Chauncey* Promoted to an office eh? Let me see. what 
 is your name? - 
 
 Emmett Mr. Emmett O'Rouke Esq. 
 
 Chauncey Well Mr. O'Kouka how did you leave the 
 
 Wentworth folks. I haven't heard of them since the night of 
 the party out on Elmdale farm. 
 
 Emmett Say that man Wentworth is the divel hisself' 
 its in thj pen he'll land yet. and that girl Irene is worse than 
 himself. 
 
 Chauncey Its a badly mixed up affair. Iv'e lost all 
 
 interest ir any of them. 
 
 Emmett Where be ye goin' with your gun? 
 
 Chauncey Oh I'm going down street and meet some 
 more of the boys and go out in the country for a hunt. They 
 say there is lots of quail in the timber. 
 
 Emmett Well me b'y, the best nf luck to ye. 
 
 Chauncey [starting to #] The same to you. [Exit RIE~] 
 
 Emmett (Looks off r) Faith and he didn't know me 
 at all, at all. (Goes toward l) Well, I must be movin' on toward 
 me post of duty. (Exit l) 
 
 SCENE III. — Wood in 4 Sett trees and rocks Stump near C JB on at 
 rise asleep by stump Awakens slowly after rise Soft music Rises half way 
 Later sits on stump 
 
 J B Ellen — oh, Ellen! (Rubs eyes) Oh, it was only a 
 dream. I thought I was back on the old farm. And Ellen — 
 where can she be? I dreamed of her too. I thought she was 
 there — how happy I was! Poor girl! I wonder is she happy. 
 tShe seemed happy in my dream. I could hear her singing such 
 beautiful hymns. Then — there came a change — someone 
 seemed to tear her from my arms. Then — I thought I saw her 
 clinging to a ship — it was about to sink — she cried for help — 
 oh, how pitiful were her cries, and yet I was powerless to save 
 her. I could see her go down — down — down. I appealed for 
 help, but no one would help me. I could bear it no longer. 
 Then I turned away in horror. Thev sav I am mad. Can it 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 33 
 
 be? No. I am not mad, but driven to starvation. My clothes 
 are in rags. Even the little children at sight of me flee in ter- 
 ror. Oh, to awaken from such a dream and And myself out in 
 the cold world— no friends— no money— no nothing. Even 
 nothing; to eat save a few crusts of bread I begged from a near- 
 by farmhouse. I saved them for this morning. How precious 
 those crumbs, jet they are such as most people throw to their 
 dogs. Oh, well, (sighs) what am I? A tramp— a beggar.— A 
 dog fares better than I. I pray no ill fate has befallen my 
 El fen, (rises) but 1 fear some harm has come to her. (Looks off 
 nvE. sees hunters ) Here come some men— hunters no doubt. 
 Perhaps they are from the city. If so they would know and 
 can tell me about my girl Ellen. But no, they turn the other 
 way. Well, I'll go to the nearby creek for some water to soft- 
 en up my crusts that I may eat them, then I'll feel refreshed. 
 (Exit L U E. Enter hunters.) 
 
 Fred Tobin Here is some lunch, Chauncey. Evidently 
 some hunters have been here ahead of us. 
 
 Chauncey Well, I don't feel hungry, but I duced tired. 
 (Sits down Discovers hat arid handkerchief) Say, here is an old hat. 
 I'll bet this is some old tramp's headquarters. 
 
 Fred I wouldn't be surprised but what it is, and the 
 tramp, if it is one, is out after something to eat. What a reck- 
 less way for a man to live. 
 
 ChatUlCey Ob, I don't know. I suppose a man is driven 
 to it in many cases. 
 
 Fred Yes, but if you watch the papers you'll see and 
 hear of hundreds of them who do nothing else but tramp 
 around and beg what they get to eat and steal their clothes. I 
 remember when I was a boy that they used to come around our 
 place and beg for food and clothing. Still I presume as you 
 say some have bad luck and are compelled to wander from place 
 to place, 
 
 Chauncey Fred, I remember some few years ago an old 
 man — he was a farmer by the way — and his niece, a duced 
 pretty girl, lived with him. I was somewhat in love with her 
 at one time. He owned a fine farm near the city but it seem- 
 ed crops failed one year and he was compelled to borrow some 
 money on his farm. The payments came due and I guess he 
 was unable to meet them at the proper time, (j b listens) The 
 broker, like all money sharks, crowded him and eventually 
 closed in on the old man and took possession of the place. I've 
 
m THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALB FARM. 
 
 since heard he got the old man's niece, his only living relative. 
 What could he do? Having- no home or money he was forced 
 out into the world. Some people say he is crazy, but I don't 
 know how true it is. 
 
 Fred Is that a fact, and you knew him? 
 
 Chauncey Yes. quite weli. It was when I first came to 
 this Country. I happened to meet him and went out to his 
 farm one day. That is one instance. No doubt there are many 
 others. It is not always through choice or preference, but 
 simply the last resort. 
 
 J B (Aside) Who can he be? He knows all. (To men) 
 
 Good morning, gents. 
 
 Fred Good morning, old man. Ain't it pretty cold stay- 
 ing out these nights? 
 
 J o Ye>, it is quifc3 cjIJ, bit lor 0.13 w'lo has no choice it 
 is not so bad. (Looking around) Did you see some bits of bread 
 here? I left some and went down to the creek for some water. 
 (Fred and Cfiauncey look at each other\ 
 
 Fred Why. old man, I threw some crusts of bread at 
 some birds. You surely did not intend to eat them, did you? 
 
 j B Oil no, I'll get along. 
 
 Fred Well, ril declare! I thought some hunters had 
 been here and probably fed their clogs, and those were scraps 
 they would not eat. 
 
 T B No my friend, those crusts you threw away I've 
 been saving since yesterday that I might have a bite to eat to- 
 day. 
 
 Chauticey But. sir, they were as hard as flint. 
 
 J B I know they were, but I was thankful for them. 
 
 Chauncey (opens lunch sacM] Here, sir. if you are hungry I 
 can give you a better lunch than dry bread. There is some 
 nice & fresh bread and butter and a bottle of coffee. 
 
 J B Oh, sir, I thank you. You see I am getting so old 
 I cannot travel around like a young man. 
 
 Fred Why don't yoa dress up a bit an J get wjr£ some 
 place? 
 
 J B Yes, my friend, it were better so could I but do as 
 you say. But work I cannot. lam too feeble and clothes I 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 36. 
 
 have none. 
 
 Fred Well, I believe I'll walk down in yonder neck of 
 woods. I'll be back shortly. (Exit l v e) 
 
 Chauncey But. kind sir, bave you no home or friends? 
 
 J B Alas, the story is too well known to repeat. 'Tis 
 useless to tell the story again. I have but a few more days to 
 live. I oan endure them. I look forward with pleasure to the 
 time when my end will be at hand. 
 
 Chauncey You should not talk this way. sir. There is 
 always hope where there is life. You surely are not a fugitive 
 from justice, are you? 
 
 J B Oh no, only an outcast from the world, that's all. 
 But pray tell me, why do you ask? 
 
 Chauncey For humanity's sake, I don't believe in 
 people being downtrodden as you appear. I should like to hear 
 your story, then if I could aid you 1 should deem it a great 
 pleasure. If you wish, I will promise that if shall never be 
 repeated. 
 
 J B If I told you all you would but scorn me and go away 
 as ail do. 
 
 Chauncey No, my friend, you can confide in me any se- 
 cret you may wish. 
 
 J B It is not a secret. If you but knew me perhaps you 
 would know my story. My name is Bradbury. 
 
 Chauncey What! Not! 
 
 J B Yes. it is true. 
 Chauncey Then you know me. do you not? 
 
 J B My memory is failing me so I know no one any 
 more. 
 
 Chauncey I am Chauncey Oglethorpe. 
 
 J B Yes, now I remember you well. It all comes back 
 to me as if but yesterday. It was you whom I drove from the 
 party, thinking you were a conspirator— anv yet you call me 
 friend. How cruel I was!— But it was my ill judgment. I 
 listened to a false, silvery tongue. I could not resist him. 
 Now my punishment comes, and believe me it has been great. 
 
 Chauncey 1 believe you, Mr. Bradbury. But your girl 
 Ellen— what became of her?' Does she still live? 
 
36. THE ROMANCE OI? ELM DALE FARM. 
 
 Oh, sir, can you not tell me where she is? I have not 
 seen nor heard of her foe six long years. If I did but know she 
 was well and happy— alas she can never be happy. And all 
 my fault! If [ ould but S3e her again an J ask her forgiveness 
 I wo ild be content o die a tramp out in the cold world with- 
 out the sympathy of a single friend. 
 
 Chauncey Don't say you have no friends, Mr. Bradbury. 
 I am your friend and will yet see you back to live your last 
 days on the old Elmdale Farm. And Ellen too — I'll make an 
 effort to find her and restore her to you. At one time I thought 
 a great deal of Ellen, even so much as to steal her picture 
 agninst her wishes the night you bade me leave the farm. 
 
 J B And that picture — have you it still? 
 
 Chauncey It has been the only treasure of my life. 
 Little did I dream of seeing her or even you again, but I have 
 ever since that night carried it next to my heart as a token of 
 my first love. 
 
 J B Then you did really love her? 
 
 Chauncey You should have known that. See, 1 ere is 
 her picture; how natural. (Takes picture from pocket. Gives to J B.) 
 JB Oh yes. (Kisses picture) My only living relative — and 
 driven to ruin by me Oh God, forgive me! (Falls over) Chaun- 
 cey— I — I feel such pains— in — my — heart. — I believe it is 
 
 k il li ng — me. (Falls dead in Chauncey's arms)* 
 
 Chauncey Mr. Bradbury — Uncle John— look up. Poor 
 soul, he is dead. Here, over his dead body, I swear to avenge 
 this atrocious crime, (with R hand up looks heavenward) 
 
 CURTAIN. 
 
 ACT IV. m 
 
 SCENE I. Interior of hotel office Counter—register— electric bells 
 back doors labeled R D "Dining room'" and L D '-Parlor" Max mid Mrs G on 
 at rise of curtain . 
 
 lVIrs \j (Looking over register) Of all the names I ever heard! 
 It's that Jew as came in on the evening express. Isaac Franz 
 Leopold, Selcomb, Sussex county, England. Faith, and did yez 
 ever hear of a Jew from England? 
 
 lVlaX (Seated in chair reading paper) Yell, you see he is run- 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 37. 
 
 ning a jewelry bitzness over der und he come here to sell some 
 jewelry. I don't tink he vas an Englishman myself. 
 
 Mrs G It's nigh onto nine o'clock and the girls'll be 
 afther for closin' up the dinin' room pretty quick if he don't 
 come to his meals. [Outside — "morning paper' 1 — throws in paper on floor 
 or have boy bring in and lay on counter Mrs G gets paper — reads] Big 
 
 wreck out west — a man's life lost — could have been saved if he 
 had taken, — oh, the divil take it, its a bit of patent medicine 
 advertisement. (Turns paper) "Escaped from penitentiary — three 
 convicts, one a ten-year, one a three-year, and one a life sen 
 tence, through the carelessness of gatekeeper, Smith. He was 
 overpowered and the above three men escaped. Frank Johns, 
 the ten-year convict, was captured cut in tl e north end of the 
 city and it is thought Henry Philips, the three year convict, is 
 also near the same place in hiding, as it is known Johns and 
 Philips had chummed together a great deal. The third, a life 
 sentence, is Charlie Wentworth, at one time a money lender 
 and broker in New York City. He is said to have been at one 
 time worth half a million, but it was mostly ill-gotten wealth. 
 People in general will be on the lookout for him, as he is sup- 
 posed to be a desperate character, and being a well educated 
 man, will no doubt find a way of disguising himself. He is 
 tall and looks like a business man of about thirty-five years. 
 He left the prison in his prison garb." — Max, listen to this — 
 "one thousand dollars reward will be paid for his apprehend- 
 sion." Faith, and I knew that man would yet come to the 
 jail, and now he's got away again. Max, we must keep our 
 eyes open. If anyone by that name registers call in the police 
 quick. 
 
 Max Yah, dot's de best we can do und den ve gets ein 
 tousand tollers. 
 
 Mrs G Sure an' it's hisself as caused Miss Ellen to be 
 where she is, and it was him as drove Uncle John from his 
 home, and then the poor old soul starved to death. Oh, it's 
 hangin' as is too good for that man. 
 
 Max Say, ain't it about time for the doctor to come ard 
 look after Ellen? 
 
 Mrs G Faith, and it'slike me if I haven't forgot to give 
 the dear child her tea. I must be off and see her at once. (Exit 
 parlor door) 
 
 Max (Getting morning paper) Dot money lender is a regular 
 son of a gun. He pooty near have a fight out by der dance 
 
38. THE ROMA NOE OF ELM DA LE FARM. 
 
 nod 1 shunip up by der I runt of him und make shtop dot pooty 
 quick. Ein tousand tollars reward. Och, du! If I could 
 getch dot fellow I vould shump from my boots outside. (Enter Dr) 
 
 Dr Good morning', Max, how is our patient? 
 
 Max Oh, she come up alright. I dink so myself. Look 
 her/, here is a fellow vot runned away from der jail. You see 
 dot? Und now der president he gif up one tousand tollars ven 
 i catch him. 
 
 Dr Well, that would be making money faster tlurn in the 
 hotel business, eh Max? 
 
 Max You pet. 
 
 Dr Well, I have several calls yet to make, so I'll visit El 
 
 len then bb on my way. (Exit parlor D, Enter Emmett and Dooley as 
 police— see doctor exit) 
 
 Ettltnett Say, Max, who is that fine looking fellow as just 
 went out of here with a small bit of a satchel? 
 
 Max Och, dot ish der doctor. He cum here by Ellen 
 You want to seen him? 
 
 Emmett No, T thought he was a stranger. Sure, and that 
 rascal of a Wentworth broke jail and the law thinks as how he 
 is in some of the hotel* in disguise. 
 
 Max Veil, der ish nobody here wid dot name und den I 
 vould know him pooty kuick myself if he vould come here. 
 Say. what for did he go by der jail inside? Vas he shoot some 
 body or vat lie make? 
 
 Emmett Faith, and don't yez read the papers? Sure, it 
 was Oglethorpe himself as caused him to be arrested for de- 
 frauding Uncle John out of Elmdale farm, and now since the 
 old man died the farm goes to Ellen, Bradbury's only living 1 
 relative. 
 
 Max By ginger wax bees snaps. Ver ish my wife? I 
 make dot out by her quicks (calls Caroline) 
 
 Emmett (Looks at register— reads) Isaac Franz Leopold of 
 Selcomb, Sussex county, England — Dooley, come here, quick. 
 Did you ever hear of a man by tl at name before? 
 
 Dooley Emmett, that looks suspicious? 
 
 Max Vot you say about some britches? 
 
 Emmett Here, Max. who is this man with such a lon t g 
 name? 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. a9. 
 
 Max Oh, he sell jewelry and watches and stuff like d ofc 
 He is a regular Jew. 
 
 Emmett Oh. I must see that man and find out a bit from 
 him He might be the same. 
 
 Max No — no — he is asleep. He come in late by dermiel- 
 riight express abd I don't call him for breakfast dis morning. 
 
 Doolcy But the law, Max, we must do our duty. 
 
 Max You vant to come by my hotel und vake peoples up 
 und talk about convicts? I don't like doin' monkey business. 
 He is not de same fellow. You tink I don't know dot Charlie 
 Wentworth? I know him better as you. Sh! — he is coming 
 
 vet. (Enter Isaac) 
 
 Isaac A h , good m o r r> i n g. 1 a n d 1 < > rd . 
 
 MaX Good m o r n i n g . 
 
 Isaac 1 guess I sleep pretty late dis morning. (Looks at 
 watch.) I a Til too late for breakfast. Vot? 
 
 MaX Yell, you see de gairls must get dinner p.ooty soon 
 und dey don't make dinner so late. 
 
 Isaac Oh dot is alright. I go by d* restaurant fairst. 
 I pay my bill. How much I owe? 
 
 MaX One nisrht— dot ish fifty cents. 
 
 Isaac But I come by de midnight train. Dos is only 
 
 half a night. Dot be a quarter, vot? 
 
 MaX Oh, veil, let it go dot vay. Gif me a quarter. 
 
 Isaac (Gives quarter) Now I tell you good morning. I 
 must go und see if I can sell a bill of goods. 
 
 Kmmett (Aside) Faith, and I think that is our man. 
 Dooley. 
 
 Isaac (Takes grip and starts— is stopped by Emmett) 
 
 Emmett Excuse me, but you are a stranger here. 
 
 Isaac Ach, my no. I hav been here many times before, 
 my friend. 
 
 Dooley Then you are no doubt acquainted with the lead- 
 ing business houses in the city. 
 
 Isaac Oh yes, I know my bitzness well. 
 
 Emmett Sure, an' if you are not in any hurry — 
 
 Isaac I've got no time, [must go right avay. (starts.) 
 
40. THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 
 
 Dooley *(Takes grips) Well, sir, I'm sorry to detain you, 
 but we have o r ders from the chief of police to search all sus- 
 picious looking men. 
 
 Emmett Sure, my tine friend, it's a fact, and as you are 
 a stranger to us we must do our duty. 
 
 Isaac Here, go avay sir, I've got no time for you pair of 
 Irish loafers. You vatcti your own bitzness und I vatch mine. 
 (Pushes both police away— starts to go) 
 
 Emmett (catches Isaac by beard) Here, me laddy buck* 
 don't you push me back again. I'm an officer of the law and 
 if yez make another move sure I'll brain ye wid me billy club. 
 (Shakes beard and pulls it off) Faith, an' if it ain't yerself, Went- 
 worth! Quick, Dooley, the handcuffs! (Dooley puts on hand cuff s) 
 
 Doolcy Now Emmett, I'll hold him while ye take off 
 his clothes and search him good, (enters Mrs G.) 
 
 Mrs G Max, what is all this racket about in the office. 
 
 Max See der Jew, dot is de fellow vot runned avay from 
 de jail. Dot old Wentworth, dot is plenty good enough for 
 him. 
 
 Mrs G Faith and I'm goin to tell Ellen it'll make her 
 well at once. (exit, meantime police have undressed him, stands now in con- 
 vict suit.) 
 
 Emmett Max you can keep his grips, all I want is the 
 man. Come alcng here you tine Jew, you'll go where ye's won't 
 see day light for a while. 
 
 Isaac Curses on an Irishman any way. 
 
 Emmett Close up yer gib or I'll nail ye's one. (enters Mrs. 
 G. and Ellen.) 
 
 Ellen Ah, it is he. 
 
 Isaac (sees Ellen, starts ) What! you here to haunt me in 
 my last hour of freedom? 
 
 Ellen* Thank God, you have received your reward. 
 My prayers have been answered, now I'll leave you. (exit) 
 
 Mrs G Yis go to your bread and water, go long wid 
 ye's. (exit) 
 
 Emmett Well I guess you've been free long enough, 
 there is an empty cell waiting for ye, take his arm Dooley. 
 One thousand dollars reward, (enters Chauncey) 
 
TFIE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FAEM. 41. 
 
 Chauncey You have your hands full, eh, Emmett? 
 
 (as Chauncey enters) 
 
 Emmett Cc me back, let the gentleman come in: you 
 
 will get there SOOn enough (after Ch auncey enter, exit 3 Emmett, Doo- 
 iey and Wentworth ) 
 
 Max Och, mine Got in Himmel, for why I don't get 
 
 dot tousand tollars if I vould shust know he change his name. 
 I kick myself inside out since, (enter Mis o.) 
 
 Mrs G Max ain't that a shame, to think, we could have 
 had the reward if we would just know his other name. 
 
 Max Oh got avay, don't talk by me, I vas so exasperated 
 I don't vanfc to seen you. I vas so clad he vas catched back 
 anyhow. 
 
 Chauncey W ell it's good riddance to get him cut of 
 public life. It's many a one he's driven to ruin. And as the 
 law is for our protection, I thought it well to put a stop to 
 him. 
 
 Max Dots right he was too fresh, but I vish I could haf 
 dat tousand dollars reward. 
 
 Chauncey You should have played detective Max, 
 
 but by the way' bow is our girl this morning. 
 
 Max Sure and I never did see one get well so fast 
 
 as Miss Ellen. When I told her that they had that man in 
 jail for life she was well enough to get up at once, oh its much 
 better she's feeing today. 
 
 Chauncey Well thats go cd, poor girl it was not sick- 
 ness was trouble and worry. What did the doctor say ailed 
 her? 
 
 Mrs G He said the dear girl was broken hearted. 
 
 Max (busy reading papers ) Von thousand tollers here it 
 tells he vas in disgust and he would change his name. Vy 
 don't you tell me dat Caroline. 
 
 Mrs G Faith and I read the whole thing word for word. 
 
 Chauncey Well I'm veiy glad Elan's getting better. 
 Will she soon be able to be up and around? 
 
 Mrs* G Oh my, oh my, she^s been up and around today 
 but she is asleep now, and I'll leAier sleep awhile. 
 
 Chauncey I've got soni e good news for her when she 
 
42. THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 
 
 awakes Since her Uncle John died she became sole owner of 
 all of his possessions, 
 
 Max Veil I tougbt he was a beggar ven he died. 
 
 Chauticey Oh he was, but after his death I went to 
 
 woik to see what 1 could do toward recovering his losses. As 
 I was told by good authority, he was robbed of his farm out- 
 right, and then driven from the place by main force. A man 
 of seventy years being driven out into the cold world t( tramp 
 and beg his living, it is shameful. 
 
 Max You done just right. 
 
 Chattncey I could 'nt stand it to see that man go on 
 
 in this way any longer. Old man Bradbury was as good and 
 honest old soul as ever lived. 
 
 Max Oh yes he was that, he was a tine old man. Did 
 ye hear what caused his death? 
 
 Chauncey ft would be a sad story to tell. I met him 
 out in the wjjU almost starved to death. J gave him some 
 lunch I had with me, that revived him somewhat but as w r e 
 began to recall bygone days he grew faint and weik. 
 
 Max Oh the poor man. 
 
 Chauncey. Yes I told him I had stolen a picture of 
 
 Ellen the night he drove me from the farm . He requested me 
 to show him the picture, I did so, it was the sight of his niece 
 that caused his death. He died in my arms, it was then I 
 swore to bring that man to justice. 
 
 Max Dot vas right. 
 
 Mrs G Oh its too bad that poor Uncle John must suffer 
 that way and for such a scoundrel as that Wentworth too. 
 
 Chauncey* The court has appointed me administrator, 
 and upon Ellen's awakening I will present her with a clear title 
 to Emldale fram. 
 
 Max Och dot was good from you Chauncey. You are a 
 regular hero, you should have the thousand tollers reward. 
 
 Mrs G Oh Max I must go call Ellen up at once, she 
 should know all this, thin she will be well quicker, (starts togo) 
 
 Chauncey* Mrs. Gansloser, don't tell her who is here, 
 but simply say a gentleman wishes to speak to her on business 
 
 Mrs* G Alright I'll tell her it's some one who thinks he 
 knows her. (exit.) 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELM DALE FARM. 43. 
 
 Max Dot is good as you gif Ellen de old farm back. 
 And dot rascal, the next time he come in my hotel und want 
 to sleep I'll tell him 1 got any room. 
 
 ChautlCey You mean Went worth? 
 
 Max Yes that money lender. 
 
 Chauncey Oh I don't think he'll bother you any 
 
 more when a convict escapes once they never let them have 
 another chance, He will be kept down in a dungeon the 
 rest of hi 3 days no doubt. 
 
 Max Dat was a good blace for him, down in the cellar 
 so he can't see his way out. Veil I must go by de post office 
 
 [exit, enter Mrs. G with Ellen'] 
 
 Mrs G Here is me little lady, Ellen. [Ellen see Chauncey 
 and turns head exit Mrs g] 
 
 ChailCey Why good morning Miss Ellen. Why do you 
 turn from me? I came of a good cause. I have good news for 
 you. 
 
 Ellen I have not the heart to meet you. you whom we 
 have so sham ef Lilly wronged. 
 
 Chauncey You were not to be blamed, the guilty one 
 now sutt'ers his just deserts. I can see you are not happy. 
 
 Ellen* Happy! alas if you but knew all. 
 
 Chauncey I do know all I have never lost interest in 
 you. Come Ellen you are too weak tp stand, sit here and I will 
 tell you my mission. 
 
 Ellen. Oh tell me. can it be of my uncle. Where is hey 
 Is he well? 
 
 Chauncey* [aside] How can I tell her? [to men] 
 Ellen your dear old uncle is dead. 
 
 Ellen* What— dead! 
 
 ChaunCey Yes, poor soul, he died in my arms. 
 
 Ellen Thsn you knew all, tell me what caused his death. 
 Was he mad or did he starve? I had heard he had gone mad 
 for want of food. Is it true? Tell me Chauncey. 
 
 Chauncey No he was not mad, but no doubt suffered 
 
 at times for food. 
 
 Ellen, Oh how terrible! 
 
 Chauncey I and some friends were hunting out in the 
 
 woods when we met him. He was not mad but of sound mind 
 
44 . THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 
 
 He had some crusts which were toe Liar J to eat, so I gave him 
 my lunch. I bad taken it along for fear I might get hungry. 
 
 Ellen. Oh. how kind of you! 
 
 ChaUtlCey He told me lie Had heard you were not hap- 
 
 py. He blamed himself for your unhappiness, beginning t» e 
 night of. the dance. 
 
 Ellen. My eighteenth birthday, how well 1 remember it 
 
 Chauncey I told him I had a picture of you I had taken 
 the night he forbid me remain at the dance. And I also told 
 him I prized it above all my possessions, he requested me to 
 show it to him which I did. One glance at it and he fell over 
 in my arms dead. 
 
 Ellen. Oh Chauncey. my only relative or friend on eartn. 
 
 Chauncey No, dearEllen not your only friend. forse e 
 am I not your friend? Here is a clear title to your old home 
 Elmdale farm. 
 
 Ellen. Why Chauncey, what do you mean? 
 
 Chauncey I mean that with the assistance of the law, it 
 was I who caused Charles Wentworth to be placed where he is. 
 I also procured the papers which I now present you. 
 
 Ellen. How kind of you. How can I ever repay yon? 
 
 Chauncey. The easiest way in the world. I love you 
 passionately, devotedly. 
 
 Ellen. But Chauncey you forget — 
 
 Chauncey No I do not forget. I remember all, do 
 you believe in destiny? You are my fate, together, we can go 
 into the world and brave the future. 
 
 <* Ellen Now that you have declared your love for me, I 
 must confess I never loved but one. You have always been 
 the idol of my heart. 
 
 Chauncey Then together let ur, begin life anew, and let 
 naught but death part us. 
 
 Ellen I will promise. 
 
 Chauncey You promise? God bless yon. (kisses) (enter 
 Mrs . G and Max sees kiss ) 
 
 Max Here, h ere, vat you make? It is yet dinner tim e 
 Mrs G Miss Ellen you feel better now. 
 
 LofC, 
 
THE ROMANCE OF ELMDALE FARM. 45. 
 
 Chauncey Oh she feels like a new women now. I guess 
 she'll be alright. 
 
 Max It" I shust vould get dot tousand dollars reward. I 
 vould — 
 
 Chauncey Well since you have taken such excellent care 
 of my Ellen, you shall have a thousand dollars. 
 
 Max Faith and does ye intend to give the old man a 
 
 | a thousand dollars? 
 
 Chauncey Yes, he shall have a thousand dollars and 
 you can share its benefits. 
 
 Mrs G And has it all been fixed and the day sot? 
 
 Elfen Yes Mrs. Gansloses all has been arranged, and the 
 day set. 
 
 Mrs G Max does ye hear that? 
 
 Chauncey Two weeks from to-day we'll be at home to 
 our friends. 
 
 Ellen Yes and you must both come out and visit us. 
 
 Max Py Jiminy bees wax, dis is a regular bargain day 
 
 Emmett he git der conflict — Ellen she git de farm — Chauncey. 
 he get Ellen— Me und me wife git a thousand tollars. Und now 
 ve all go und get dinner. 
 
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