;m« UBRARY OF CONGRESS DDOnsabTST t ^ % ABliAHAM LIXCOl.N 4^' ANECDOTES, ;rr Poetry and Incidents OF THE WAR: NORTH ^NT> SOUTH. 1860-1865. COLLECTED AND ARRANGED BY FRANK MOORE, Editor of "The Rebellion Record," "Diary of the American Revolution," Etc., Etc. NEW YORK: PUBLICATION OFFICE, BIBLE HOUSE. JAMES PORTEUS, GENERAL AGENT. 1867. Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by Frank Moore, in the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States, for the Southern District of New York. ST"EEEOTTPED AT THB BOSTON STEREOTYPE FOUNDRY, Ho. U Spring Lane. INTRODUCTORY NOTE. In the preparation of this volume, it has been the design of the editor to preserve, as far as possible, the most notable anecdotes and incidents of the late war, and also such songs, ballads, and other pieces of versification, as have been well received, and are considered worthy of perpetuation by the reading public. Of course, many of the bril- liant and heroic adventures that form an important part of the private and personal history of the great conflict, will not be found in these pages, for the simple and very proper reason, that the actors therein alone know them, and as yet they have not made them public. As it is the intention of the editor to prepare and publish a second series at a suitable time, should he find material sufficient for the purpose, it is important that the noble soldiers and sailors who have now returned from the field should forward to him such anecdotes and in- cidents as they may have knowledge of, that are not already included in this work. And should the reader discover any errors of fact in these pages, he will confer an obligation by advising of such errors, that they may be corrected in a future edition. R M. New York, May, 1866. u ,^ -1.^ 4- ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. ANECDOTE OF GENERAL GRANT. The following was told by an officer of Gen- eral Grant's staff : — The hero and veteran, who was citizen, cap- tain, colonel, brigadier and major-general within a space of nine months, though a rigid disciphn- arian, and a perfect Ironsides in the discharge of his official duties, could enjoy a good joke, and is always ready to perpetrate one when an oppor- tunity presents. Indeed, among his acquaint- ances, he is as much renowned for his eccentric humor as he is for his skill and bravery as a com- mander. When Grant was a brigadier in South-east Missouri, he commanded an expedition against the rebels under Jeff. Thompson, in North-east Arkansas. The distance from the starting-point of the expedition to the supposed rendezvous of the rebels was about one hundred and ten miles, and the greater portion of the route lay through a howling wilderness. The imaginary suffering that our soldiers endured during the two first days of their march was enormous. It was im- possible to steal or " confiscate " uncultivated real estate, and not a hog, or a chicken, or an ear of com was anywhere to be seen. On the third day, however, affairs looked more hopeful, for a few small specks of ground, in a state of partial cultivation, were here and there visible. On that day, Lieutenant Wickfield, of an Indiana cavalry regiment, commanded the advance-guard, consisting of eight mounted men. About noon he came up to a small farm-house, from the outward appearance of which he judged that there might be something fit to eat inside. He halted his company, dismounted, and with two second lieu- tenants entered the dwelling. He knew that Grant's incipient fame had already gone out through all that country, and it occurred to him that by representing himself to be the general he might obtain the best the house afforded. So, assuming a very imperative demeanor, he ac- costed the Inmates of the house, and told them he must have something for himself and staff to eat. They desired to know who he was, and he told them that he was Brigadier-General Grant. At the sound of that name they flew around with alarming alacrity, and served up about all they had in the house, taking great pains all the while to make loud professions of loyalty. The lieutenants ate as much as they could of the not over-sumptuous meal, but which was, nevertheless, good for that country, and de- manded what was to pay. " Nothing." And they went on their way rejoicing. In the mean time General Grant, who had halted his army a few miles further back for a brief resting-spell, came in sight of, and was rather favorably impressed with, the appearance of this same house. Riding up to the fence in front of the door, he desired to know if they would cook him a meal. " No," said a female in a gruff voice ; " Gen- eral Grant and his staff have just been here and eaten everything in the house except one pump- kin pie." "Humph," murmured Grant; "what is your name ? " " Selvldge," replied the woman. Casting a half-dollar in at the door, he asked If she would keep that pie till he sent an officer for it, to which she replied that she would. That evening, after the camping-ground had been selected, the various regiments were noti- fied that there would be a grand parade at half- past six, for orders. Officers would see that their men all turned out, etc. In five minutes the camp was in a perfect up- roar, and filled with all sorts of rumors ; some thought the enemy were upon them, it being so unusual to have parades when on a march. At half-past six the parade was formed, ten columns deep, and nearly a quarter of a mile in length. After the usual routine of ceremonies the Act- ing Assistant Adjutant-General read the follow- ing order : HEAD-QUARTERS, ARMY IN THE FIELD. SPECiit Order No. • Lieutenant Wickfield, of the Indiana cav- alry, having on this day eaten everything in Mrs. Selvldge's house, at the crossing of the Ironton and Pocahontas and Black Elver and Cape Girar- deau roads, except one pumpkin pie. Lieuten- ant Wickfield is hereby ordered to return with an escort of one hundred cavalry and eat that pie also. U. S'. Grant, Brigadier-General Comni;uiuic5 / ANECDOTES, POETEY, AND INCIDENTS. LITTLE EDDIE THE DRUMMEE-BOY. A REMINISCENCE OF WILSON'S CKEEK. A FEW days before our regiment received or- ders to join General Lyon, on his march to Wil- son's Creek, the drummer of our company was taken sick and conveyed to the hospital, and on the evening preceding the day that we were to march, a negro was arrested within the lines of the camp, and brought before our captain, who asked him " what business he had within the lines ? " He replied : " I know a drummer that you would like to enhst in your company, and I have come to tell you of it." He was immediate- ly requested to inform the drummer that if he would enlist for our short term of service, he would be allowed extra pay, and to do this, he must be on the ground early in the morning. The negro was then passed beyond the guard. On the following morning there appeared be- fore the captain's quarters during the beating of the reueille, a good-looking, middle-aged woman, dressed in deep mourning, leading by the hand a sharp, sprightly-looking boy, apparently about twelve or thirteen years of age. Her story was soon told. She was from East Tennessee, Avhere her husband had been killed by the rebels, and all their property destroyed. She had come to SL Louis in search of her sister, but not finding her, and being destitute of money, she thought if she could procure a situation for her boy as a drummer for the short time that we had to remain in the service, she could find employment for herself, and perhaps find her sister by the time we were discharged. During the rehearsal of her story the little fel- low kept his eyes intently fixed upon the counte- nance of the captain, who was about to express a determination not to take so small a boy, when he spoke out: "Don't be afraid, captain, I can drum." This was spoken with so much confidence, that the captain immediately observed, with a smile : " ^Vell, well, sergeant, bring the drum, and order our fifer to come forward." In a few moments the drum was produced, and our fifer, a tall, round-shouldered, good-natured fellow, from the Dubuque mines, who stood, when erect, something over six feet in height, soon made his appearance. Upon being introduced to his new comrade, he stooped down, with his hands resting upon his knees, that were thrown forward into an acute angle, and after peering into the little fellow's face a moment, he observed : " My little man, can you drum V " " Yes, sir," he replied, " I drummed for Captain Hill in Tennessee." Our lifer immediately commenced straightening him- self upward until all the angles in his person had disappeared, when he placed his fife at his mouth, and played the " Flowers of Edlnborough," one of the most didlcult things to follow with the drum that could have been selected, and nobly did the little fellow follow him, showing himself to be a master of the drum. When the music ceased, our captain turned to the mother and observed : " Madam, I will take your boy. What is his name ? " " Edward Lee," she replied ; then placing her hand upon the captain's arm, she continued, " Captain, if he is not killed " — here her maternal feelings overcame her utterance, and she bent down over her boy and kissed him upon the forehead. As she arose, she observed : " Captain, you will bring him back with you, won't you ? " " Yes, yes," he replied, " we will be certain to bring him back with us. We shall be discharged in six weeks." In an hour after, our company led the Iowa First out of camp, our drum and fife playing " The girl I left behind me." Eddie, as we call- ed him, soon became a great favorite with all the men in the company. When any of the boys had returned from a horticultural excursion, Eddie's share of the peaches and melons was the first aj)- portloned out. During our heavy and fatiguing march from RoUa to Springfield, It was often amusing to see our long-legged fifer wading through the mud with our little drummer mount- ed upon his back, and always in that position when fording streams. During the fight at Wilson's Creek I was sta- tioned with a part of our company on the right of Totten's battery, while the balance of our com- pany, with a part of the Illinois regiment, was ordered down Into a deep ravine upon our left. In which It was known a portion of the enemy was concealed, with whom they were soon en- gaged. The contest In the ravine continuing some time, Totten suddenly wheeled his battery upon the enemy in that quarter, when they soon retreated to the high ground behind their lines. In less than twenty minutes after, Totten had driven the enemy from the ravine, the word pass- ed from man to man throughout the army, " Lyon Is killed ! " and soon after, hostilities having ceased upon both sides, the order came for our main force to fall back upon Springfield, while a part of the Iowa First and two companies of the Missouri regiment were to camp upon the gi'ound and cover the retreat next morning. That night I was detailed for guard duty, my turn of guard closing with the morning call. When I went out with the ofiicer as a reUef, I found that my post was upon a high eminence that overlooked the deep ravine In which our men had engaged the enemy, until Totten's battery came to their assistance. It was a dreary, lonesome beat. The moon had gone down In the early part of the night, while the stai's twinkled dimly through a hazy atmosphere, lighting up Imperfectly the surrounding objects. Occasionally I would place my ear near the ground and listen for the sound of footstejis, but all was silent save the far-off howling of the wolf, that seemed to scent upon the evening air the banquet that we had been preparing for him. The hours passed slowly away, when at length the morning light began to streak along the eastern sky, making surround- ing objects more plainly visible, Presently I heard a drum beat up the morning call. At first I thought It came from the camp of the enemy across the creek ; but as I listened, I found that AKECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. it came up from the deep ravine ; for a few min- utes it was silent, and then as it became more light I heard it again. I listened — the sound of the drum was familiar to me — and I knew that it was Our drummer-boy from Tennessee Beating for help the reveille. I was about to desert my post to go to his as- sistance, when I discovered the officer of the guard approaching with two men. We all listen- ed to the sound, and were satisfied that it was Eddie's drum. I asked permission to go to his assistance. The officer hesitated, saying that the orders were to march in twenty minutes. I promised to be back in that time, and he consent- ed. I immediately started down the hill through the thick undergrowth, and upon reaching the valley I followed the sound of the drum, and soon found him seated upon the ground, his back lean- ing against the trunk of a fallen tree, while his drum hung upon a bush In front of him, reaching nearly to the gi-ound. As soon as he discovered me he dropped his drumsticks and exclaimed, " O Coi"poral ! I am so glad to see you. Give me a drink," reaching out his hand for my canteen, which was empty. I immediately turned to bring him some water from the brook that I could hear rippling through the bushes near by, when, think- ing that I was about to leave him, he commenced crying, saying : " Don't leave me. Corporal — I can't walk." I was soon back with the water, when I discovered that both of his feet had been shot away by a cannon-ball. After satisfying his thirst, he looked up into my face and said : " You don't think I wIU die. Corporal, do you ? This man said I would not — he said the surgeon could cure my feet." I now discovered a man lying in the grass near him. By his dress I recognized him as belonging to the enemy. It appeared that he had been shot through the bowels, and fallen near where Eddie lay. Knowing that he could not live, and seeing the condition of the boy, he had crawled to him, taken oflf his buckskin sus- penders, and corded the little fellow's legs below the knee, and then laid down and died. While he was telling me these particulars, I heard the tramp of cavalry coming down the ravine, and in a moment a scout of tlae enemy was upon us, and I was taken piisoner. I requested the officer to take Eddie up in front of him, and he did so, carrying him with great tenderness and care. AVhcu we reached the camp of the enemy the little fellow was dead. How TO CROSS A River. — Colonel Weer, at the head of his division, arrived at White River, Arkansas, at night and found the stream impassa- ble. The recent snow had gone off with a rain, raising the water very fast, and the whole army was hurrying by forced marches to cross the river before it rose, as it was so low as to be fordable ; but, with all his haste, his forces were too slow. Colonel Weer ordered Captain Stock- ton to cross his battery " as soon as possible." The captain asked, "Where are the boats?" Colonel Weer determined to beat Gens. Schofield and Herron, who marched upon two other roads, repfied : " Make them, sir, the quickest way pos- sible ! " Captain Stockton took two wagon beds of his mule wagons, and covered them with tarpaulins, and making a cable out of prolongs, was crossing his battery within two hours ! The next morning the rope across the stream broke, and all attempts to get across by swinmaing horses and tying it to mules' tails, failed, when Stockton drove a plug into a shell and fii-ed it across ! His lieutenant on the opposite shore, ran and picked it up, and all things went on swimmingly again. A trip with this boat was made and loaded in ten minutes ! The boat was in constant use four days, and not a single acci- dent happened. A BRAVE Woman. — Captain Bolghtof Com pany H, Twenty-Third Kentucky Regiment, re- lated the following anecdote of the war. During the retreat of the army of Kirby Smith from Cumberland Gap, the regiment to which he belonged was in the van of the Federal army. One morning, when the regiment was about twenty-six miles east of the Wild Cat Moun- tains, they were surprised to see a file of ten men, all of them secesh, marching toward their lines, and a woman marching in their rear with a musket in her hands ; on their coming within the Federal lines she coolly gave them up to the officer commanding as prisoners. In accounting for their capture, she said that her husband had joined a military company in the Federal ser- vice, and had left her alone to take care of the house, which lay between the two ai-mies. Eleven secessionists had come into the house that morning and proceeded to make themselves per- fectly at home, first killing all her chickens, and setting them to roast by the fire. They then proceeded to dispose of the things around the house, taking up the carpets, and constructing horse blankets out of them. They next perpetrated other atrocities of a de- structive and objectionable character, which had the effect of making the lady of the house " furi- ously wild," as the captain expressed it, and she determined that such outrageous conduct should not go unpunished. She accordingly carried away their muskets to a place of safety, reserving two for her own use, and then going to the room in which they were regaling themselves on her defunct chickens, she informed them that they were her prisoners. One of them jumped up to seize her, when she levelled her gun at him and fired, causing him to bite the dust, which laj thickly strewed on the carpetless liooi*. Throw- ing away the now useless gun, she took the other in her hand and ordered the remaining ten to march toward the Union camp threatening to shoot the first who attempted to run away. Having a wholesome fear of sharing a similar fate to that of their companion, they went quietly ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCmENTS. along, and were accordingly handed over to the military authorities. On being laughed at for being taken prisoner by a woman, they said they had been -wanting to get captured for some time past, and were heartily glad that they were pris- oners at last. They were entirely sick of the war, they said, and did not care how, so that th6y got out of it. UNDER THE WASHINGTON ELM. CAMBRIDGE, APRIL 27, 1861. BY OLIVER WENRELt. HOLMES. Eighty years have passed, and more, Since under the brave old tree Our fathers gathered in arms, and swore They would follow the sign their banners bore, And fight till the land was free. Half of their work was done, Half is left to do — Cambridge and Concord and Lexington ! When the battle is fought and won, What shall be told of you 1 Hark ! 'tis the south wind moans — Who are tiie martyrs down ? — Ah, the marrow was true in your children's bones, That sprinkled with blood the cursed stones Of the murder-haunted town ! What if the storm-clouds blow ? What if the green leaves fall ? Better the crashing tempest's throe, Than the army of worms that gnawed below ; Tiximple them one and all ! Then, when the battle is won, And the land from traitors free, Our children shall tell of the strife begun When Liberty's second April sun Was bright on our brave old tree ! Fun on the Rappahannock : — A soldier of the Eighth Ohio regiment, writing from Fal- mouth, makes the following notes on the move- ments in that vicinity : — " Everything seemed to be progressing finely until Tuesday night, when the " heavens opened and the flood descended." " Eph " suggested that the flood n;ates must be entirely off their hinges, as his sleeping apartment suddenly be- came a bath house, and his bunk a bathing tub. Indeed our " brown stone front " came near being dissolved, and the " aristocratic " inmates drowned. The storm continued with very little cessation until Friday morning, and as every hour made the " soil " more soft than " sacred," the roads soon became blocked with an indescrib- able mass of artillery wagons, and " pontoons," hopelessly stuck in the mud. It was very evi- dent that this " delay of the pontoons " was not attributable to a lack of energy on the part of Q. M. General Meigs, nor yet on account of a mis- understanding between Messrs. Generals Halleck and Bumside. " Eph " thinks a greater General than any of these had something to do with it, and remarked that " it was undoubtedly on ac- count of the same One to whom Victor Hugo as- cribes Napoleon's failure to win the battle of Waterloo.'' One thing is certain, the artillery and " pon- toon" could move no more at present. The " meeting " was postponed, and after lying out in the mud and rain for three days and nights, the troops that had moved up the river came back, probably helievmg that it was " all for the best," but on account of the mud that obstructed their vision they failed to " see it." As we were to have crossed the river nearly opposite our camp, we did not leave our quarters, and had a good opportunity to witness the return of the muddy, straggUng mass. The scene was anything but a pleasant one, yet there were many ludicrous in- cidents connected with it. " Eph " and three or four of the " boys" were standing near our man- sion, looking at the floating mass of men, horses, mules, artillery, and wagons, when we observed a conglomeration of blue cloth and mud approach- ing. As it had on a gun, knapsack, haversack and canteen, we concluded it was a '' straggler," and " Eph " hailed him with — " Hallo ! Earthen-ware ! what regiment do you belong to ? " The figure never paused, but the earth ; visible under the visor of a cap, moved, displaying a cav- ern from which issued the words : — " Don't speak to me ! I'm a spared monu- ment ! I've marched in mud, swam mud, drank mud, and slept in mud for three days and nights. My colonel and regiment were all drowned in mud. I'm the only man left, and I'm demoral- ized as " "Eph" extracted the leather pontoons he wears from the rich soil in which he was stand- ing, retreated " without loss " to the " sitting room," threw himself into the " easy " chair be- fore the " coal grate," elevated his pontoons to the " mantel-piece," and remained in this position evidently meditating until we came in. After we had requested him to remove his muddy " pontoons" from the " furniture," he said : — " That's the first demoralized monument, I ever saw. He was probably a brother of the Fire Zouave we saw over in Fredericksburg the other day, and I am inclined to believe most of his story." At this juncture some one called him out to look at the new balloon Avhich was going up from near General Sumner's headquarters. On his return we asked him " what he supposed the professor saw that attracted him to such a dizzy height so often ? " " Well," said " Ejih," (at the same time setting one of his soiled " pon- toons" down on our boots just pohshed for ''in- spection,") " I guess it ain't what he sees while he's up there so much as it is the five thousand dollars he sees every time he comes down." To-day we rode down to the river to look at the enemy's fortifications, see their cannon and ask their pickets the price of cotton. At Fal- mouth we visited the ruins of an old bridge, on ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. the end of which ive had a picket to watch a gray-back " picket who was stationed at the op- posite end, and whose duty was evidently to watch ours. All along the river we found the pickets of the opposing armies within easy hailing distance, and apparently quite friendly, but as conversation was not allowed, we asked no ques- tions. The hills back of Fredericksburg looked as though they were in possession of an enterprising oil company who were engaged in boring for " ile," but from the fact that the piles of fresh earth increased daily we suspected they had not " struck a vein." On our return we passed through the little hollow near General Sum- ner's headquarters, where a part of our hos- pitals were located during the battle of the 12th ult., and stopped to read some of the names ap- pearing upon the little headboards that were planted in a regular row on one side. " Eph " made the discovery of several, that read " Pri- vate, Unknown," and one " Lieut., Unknown," whereupon he immediately seated himself upon a log, and crossing his " pontoons " — upon each of which he had strapped a " buzz saw" the two constituting what he calls his " spurs," and said : — " Death is a rude customer to meet at any time and at any place ; he is not welcome even at home and among friends — but to think of a fellow dying as it were alone, with not even an old comi-ade or a familiar face near, and upon whose monument — a pine board two by three — appears the inscription ' Private or Lieutenant Unknown,' reminds me that I am not well and ought to be discharged." Here he looked pale, and we began to think he loas unwell, but he continued : " I wonder if the one who wrote those epitaphs had an idea that when the Chief Bugler comes to sound the last 'reveille,' he vx)uld pause to learn whether the ashes that slnmber beneath these pine boards ever wore straps or not?" Here he paused again and looked at his old blouse, shrugged his shoulders, and concluded — "When the epauletted general who commands and the soldier without straps who obeys, both stand before One in whose presence all * # * .' tinsel of time, Must fade and die in the light of that region sublime,' I wonder if they will remain Unknown ? " " When you is about, we is." — During the passage of the national troops through Missouri, in pursuit of General Price, a crowd of negroes came out from a large house to see them, when the following colloquy took place " Boys, are you all for the Union ? " " Oh ! yes, massa, when you's about we is." " And when Price comes, you are secesh, are you ? " " Lor, yes, massa, we's good secesh then. Can't allow de white folks to git head niggers in dat way." Army Spouts. — The following extract is from the letter of a soldier in the army of the Potomac : — "I was accidentally a witness of a most interesting scene the other day, which oc- cured close to the camp of the 141st New York regiment. It was a rabbit hunt, in which a whole company participated, and conducted it on strictly military principles. They first de- ployed as skirmishers, and each with a stick in his hand, moved in good order through a piece of land from which most of the wood had been taken ; heaps of branches and limbs scattered here and there, afforded excellent retreats for the game in question. As they marched along, each one beat every bush within reaching dis- tance of his stick, until a rabbit was started. This was announced by a yell, that instantly put every one on the alei't, and the scene that fol- lowed was exciting and ludicrous in the extreme ; the yell was caught up by every soldier, and a chase of the most vigorous description was the rapid result. The flankers sti-ained every nerve to flank or surround the terrified creature, who, bewildered by the tumult on every side, would double at each point where a soldier opposed him, until his retreat was effectually cut off, and he was either caught ahve or felled by a blow of a stick. AVhere the rabbit was an old one, he often escaped by fleeing to the cover, yet un- disturbed by the axe, and the chase would have to be abandoned. I stood on a small hill for more than an hour, watching them, and the shouts of the men, the efforts of the quarry to escape, which was almost always in sight, the agile movements of the soldiers and the roars of laughter which followed when one less cautious or more excited than the others, tripped and fell his length in the bushes, while his com- panions either ran over him or around him, (never stopping) making altogether a most pleasing spectacle. Although ten blows hit a soldier where one hit the rabbit when he was surrounded, still the utmost good hu- mor prevailed, and the fallen ones took the laugh of their comrades without the slightest sign of an- ger or ill feeling. Such little episodes in the life of a soldier are not only invaluable as regards his health and the important part they take in preventing a depressed state of mind, but furnish also a welcome change in the place of " hard tack," and salt beef, which compi-ise the staple articles of the soldier's food, for the company just mentioned caught eleven in less than two hours, which was about one half the number started." SKEDADDLE. The shades of night were falling fast, As through a Southern village passed A youth, who bore, not over nice, A banner with the gay device. Skedaddle ! His hair was red, his toes beneath Peeped, like an acorn from its sheath. While with a frightened voice he sung A burden strange to Yankee tongue. Skedaddle! 10 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. He saw no household fire where he Might warm liis tod or hominy ; Beyond the Cordilleras shone, And from his lips escaped a groan. Skedaddle ! " Oh ! stay," a cullered pusson said, " An' on dis bossom res' your hed ! " The octoroon she winked her eye. But still he answered, with a sigh. Skedaddle ! " Beware McClellan, Bucli, and Banks, Beware of Halleck's deadly ranks ! " This was the planter's last Good Night ; The chap replied, far out of sight. Skedaddle ! At break of day, as several boys From Maine, New York and Illinois Were moving Southward, in the air They heard these accents of despair. Skedaddle ! A chap was found and at his side A bottle, showing how he died. Still grasping in his hand of ice That banner with the strange device, Skedaddle ! There iii the twilight, thick and gray, Considerably played out he lay ; And through the vapor, gray and thick, A voice fell like a rocket-stick, Skedaddle ! An Ixcident. — When the United States vessels were on their way to attack Fernandina, Florida, they picked up a contraband who had ventured to sea in a small boat to notify them that the rebels were deserting the place. While questioning the black, some of the officers of the Alabama remarked that he should have brought them newspapers to let them know what was go- ing on. " 1 thought of dat," replied the contra- band, " and fetched a Charleston paper wid me." With this he put his hand In his bosom and brought forth a paper, and with the air of a man who was rendering an important service, handed It to the circle of Inquirers. They grasped It eagerly, but one glance Induced a general burst of laughter, to the profound astonishment of poor Cuff'ee, who, it seems, could not read, and imagining that one paper was as good as another, had brought one dated 1822. It Is a little odd that this paper, which had floated so long down the stream of time, contained ah article in favor of negro eman- cipation. Postal Affairs. — The following is the superscription of a letter that passed through the Louisville, Ky., post-office : "Feds and Confeds, let this go free Down to Nashville, Tennessee ; This three-cent stamp will pay the cost Until you find Sopliia Yost. " Postmasters North, or even South, May open it and find the truth ; I merely say my wife's got well, And has a baby cross as , you know.* Who first answered the President's Call ? — On the morning of the sixteenth of April, 18G1, at nine o'clock, the Logan Guards received orders from Gov. Curtln to proceed Im- mediately to Harrlsburgh, and by nine o'clock that night they were ready to leave for that place with one hundred members. Through some mis- management of the railroad company, they did not get off until the next morning at four o'clock. As a consequence, they arrived In Harrlsburgh about six o'clock on the morning of the seven- teenth, which was, at least one hour before the arrival of any other company. After the other companies arrived, they were all sworn in togeth- er ; and on the morning of the eighteenth the five companies left Harrlsburgh for Washington city. During their passage through Baltimore, and their entrance into Washington, tlie Logan Guards had the right, and were thefrst company to report themselves for duty to the Adjutant Gen- eral. The credit should fall on those who deserve It — the gallant Logan Guards, Capt. John B. Selhelmer, of Lewlston, Mifflin County Pennsyl- vania. Touching Farewell Address. — Orpheus C. Kerr thus wrote, about the time General Mc- Clellan was relieved from the command of the army of the Potomac : — But the whole body of the Mackerels, sane and insane alike, unite In a feeling of strong anguish blended with enthusiasm, at the removaV of tie beloved General of the Mackerel Brigade. He has been so much a father to them all, that they never expected to get a step farther while he was with them. There's a piece of domestic philosophy for tou, my boy. When the General heard of his removal, my boy, he said that It Avas like divorcing a husband from a wife who had always supported him, and Immediately let fly the following farewell address : Head-quakters of Army of Accomac, ] FOOT OF TUE BluE EiDGE. ) My Children : An order from the Honest Abe divorces us, and gives the command of all these attached beings to Major General 'Wobert Woblnson. [Heartrending and enlhusiastic cheers.] In parting with you I cannot express how much I love your dear bosoms. As an army, you have grown from youth to old age under my care. In you I never found doubt or coldness, nor any- thing else. The victories you have won under my command wIU live In the nation's work of fic- tion. The strategy we have achieved, the graves of many unripe Mackerels, the broken forms of those disabled by the emancipation proclama- ANECDOTES, POETEY, AND INCIDENTS. 11 tion — the strongest associations that can exist amono- men — still make it advisable that you should vote for me as President of the United States in 1865. Thus we shall ever be comrades in supporting the Constitution, and making the Constitution support us. The Genekal of the Mackerel Bbioade. [Green Seal.] Adeoit Smuggling : — Some Irish women searched the market for a very large chicken, and on being shown one, asked if it would hold a pint flask. The dealer thought that it would, and the flask being produced, he satisfied them that it would. That was the chicken they wanted. The women finally admitted that they were going to cook the chicken, place the flask, after filling it with brandy, inside of it for stufiing, and send it to camp. THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD LAND YET ! BY JAS. E. RANDALL, Bt blue Patapsco's billowy dash, The tyrant's war-shout comes, Along with the cymbal's fitful clash, And the growl of his sullen drums, "We hear it ! we heed it, with vengeful thrills, And we shall not forgive or forget ; Tliere's faith in the streams, there's hope in the hills, There's life in the old land yet ! Minions ! we sleep, but we are not dead ; We are crushed, we are scourged, we are scarred ; We crouch — 'tis to welcome the triumph tread Of the peerless Beauregard. Then woe to j'our vile, polluting horde When the Southern braves are met, There's faitli in the victor's stainless sword, There is fife in the old land yet ! Bigots ! ye quell not the valiant mind, With the clank of an iron chain. The spirit of frecdoni sings in the wind. O'er Merri/man, TJiomas, and Kane; And we, though we smite not, and are not thralls. We ai'c piling a gory debt ; While down by McHenry's dungeon-walls, There's life in the old land yet ! Our women have hung their harps away, And they scowl on )'Our brutal bands. While the nimble poignard dareS the day. In their dear defiant hands. They will strip their tresses to string our bows. Ere the Northern sun is set ; There's faith iu their unrelenting woes. There's life in the old land yet ! There's life, though it throbbeth in silent veins, 'Tis vocal without noise, It gushed o'er Manassas' solemn plains, From the blood of the Maryland Boys ! That blood shall cry aloud, and rise With an everlasting tlu'eat, — By the death of the brave, by the God in the skies, There's life in tlie old land yet ! A Hero Indeed. — Colonel Edward E. Cross, thus described his experience at the bat- tle of Fredericksburg : — "It came near being my last battle. _ As we were advancing to those fatal heights in line of battle, I was near my colors. A twelve-pounder shell, from the Washington battery, burst right in front of me. One frag- ment struck me just below the heart, makings bad wound. Another blew off my hat ; another (small bit) entered my mouth, and broke out three of my best jaw-teeth, while the gravel, bits of frozen earth, and minute fragments of shell covered my face with bruises. " I fell insensible, and lay so for some tjme, when another fragment of shell, striking me on the left leg, below the knee, brought me to my senses. My mouth was full of blood, fragments of teeth and gravel, my breast-bone almost bro- ken in, and I lay in mud two inches deep. My brave looys had gone along. I always told them never to stop for me. Dead and wounded lay thick around. One captain of French's division was gasping in death within a foot of my head, his bowels all torn out. The air was full of hiss- ing bullets and bursting shells. Getting on my hands and knees, I looked for my flag. Thank God, there it fluttered right amid the smoke and fire of the front line. I could hear the cheers of my brave men. T^vice the colors dropped, but were up in an instant. 1 tried to crawl along, but a shot came and struck the steel scabbard of my sabre, splitting it open, and knocking me down flat. " Dizzy and faint, I had sense enough to lay myself out decently, 'feet to the foe.' Two lines pased over me, but soon they swayed back, trampling on the dead and dying. Halting about thirty yards in the rear, one line laid down and commenced firing. Imagine the situation. Right between two fires of bullets and shell — for our own artillery fire from over the river was mostly too short, and did great damage to our own troops. I lay on the field for "hours, the most awful moments of my life. As the Ijalls from our line hissed over me within a foot of my head, I covered my face with both hands, and counted rapidly from one to one hundred, expecting every moment my brains would spatter the ground. But they didn't. " The guardian angels (if there be such person- ages) or my destiny saved me. The end of my days was reserved for another and I hope more fortimate occasion. For if I am to die on the battle-field, I pray that it may be with the cheers of victory in my ears. When it became dark some of my men found me and I was earned to the hospital." And the prayer of the brave New Hampshire Colonel was answered, for he did " die with the cheers of victory in his ears," on the ever memo- rable field of Gettysburg. ADVENTURES IN EaST TENNESSEE. — A rifleman belonging to the Southern army gives 12 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. tl the following account of his experiences in the service : — In the beginning of the American war I be- longed to a regiment of mounted riflemen, and we were sent into Eastern Tennessee, where there was a good deal of bushwhacking about that time. We were picketed one day in a line about two miles long across countrj', and I was on the extreme left. I took my saddle off, hols- ters and all, and hung it on a branch of a peach- tree, and my carbine on another. We knew there were no Yankees near, and so I was kind o' off guard, eating peaches. By and by I saw a young woman coming down to where I was, on horseback. She wanted to know if there were many of the boys near, and if they would buy some milk of her if she took it down to them. I said I thought they would, and took about a quart myself; and as she hadn't much more, I emptied the water out of my canteen and took the rest. Says she, " If you'll come up to the house yonder, I've got something better than that ; you may have some good peach brandy — some of your fellows might like a little." I said I'd go, and she says, " You needn't take your saddle or carbine, it's just a step, and they are safe enough here — there's nobody about." So I mounted bareback, and she led the way. When we passed the bars where she came in, she says, " You ride on a step, and I'll get down and put up the bars." I went on, and as she came up behind, she says pretty sharp, " Ride a little faster, if you please." I looked round and she had a revolver pointed straight at my head, and I saw that she knew how to use it. I had left everything behind me like a fool, and had to give in and obey orders. " That's the house if you please," she says, and showed me a house in the edge of the woods a quarter of a mile away. We got there, and she told me to get down and eat something, for she was going to give me a long ride — into the Yankee lines, about twenty miles away. Her father came out and abused me like a thief, and told roe that he was going to have me sent into the Federal lines to be hung. It seems he had a son hung the week before by some of the Confederates, and was going to have his revenge out of me. I ate pretty well, for I thought I might need it before I got any more, and then the old fellow began to curse me and abuse me like anything. He said he would shoot me on the spot if it wasn't that he'd rather have me hung ; and instead of giving me my own horse, he took the worst one he had in his stables, and they put me on that with my feet tied together under his belly. Luckily they didn't tie my hands, for they thought I had no arms, and couldn't help myself: but I always carried a small revolver in my shirt-bosom. The girl kept too sharp watch on me for me to use it. She never turned her revolver from me, and I knew that the first suspicious move I made 1 was a dead man. We went about ten miles in this way, when my old crow-bait gave out and wouldn't go any further. She wouldn't trust me afoot, and so had to give up her own horse ; but she kept the bridle in her own hands, and walked ahead with one eye turned back on me, and the revolver cocked, with her finger on the trigger, so that I never had a chance to put my hand in my bosom. We finally came to a spring, and she asked me if I wanted to drink. I didn't feel much like drinking, but I said yes, and so she let me down. I put my head down to the water, and at the same time put my hand down to where the revolver was, and pulled it forward where I could put my hand on it easily ; but she was on the watch, and I couldn'L pull it out. I mounted again, and the firet time she was off' her guard a little, I fired and broke the arm she held the pistol in. " Now," says I, " it's my turn ; you'll please get on that horse, and we'll go back." She didn't flinch or say a word, but got on the horse, and I tied her legs as they had mine, and we went back to the house. The old man he heard us come up to the door and looked out of the window. He turned as pale as a sheet and ran for his rifle. I knew what he was after, and pushed the door in before he was loaded. Says I, " You may put that shooting-iron down and come with me." He wasn't as brave as the girl, but it was no use to resist, and he knew it ; so he came along. About half way back we met some of our fellows who had missed me, and come out to look me up. They took them both, and I don't know what they did with them, but I know very well what they would have done with me. A KAINY DAY IN CAMP. 'Tis a cheerless, lonesome evening When the soaking, sodden ground Will not echo to the footfall Of the sentinel's dull round. God's blue star-spangled banner 'To-night is not unfurled, Surely He has not deserted This weary, warring world. I peer into the darkness, And the crowding fancies come ; The night wind blowing northward Carries all my heart towards home. For I 'listed in this army Not exactly to my mind ; But my country called for helpers, And I could not stay behind. Lo, I have had a sight of drilling, And have roughed it many ways. And Death has nearly had mc, — Still I think the service pays. It's a blessed sort of feeling, Whether you live or die, To know you've helped your country, And fought right loyally. But I can't help thinking, sometimes When a wet day's leisure comes, That I hear the old home voices Talking louder than the drums. ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS- 13 And that far familiar faces Press in at the tent door, And the little children's footsteps Go pit-pat on the floor- I can't help thinking, sometimes, Of all the parson reads About that other soldier-life Which every true man leads. And wife, soft-hearted creature, Seems a saying in mine ear, " I'd rather have you in those ranks Than see you Brigadier." I call myself a brave one. But in my heart I lie ; For my country and her honor I'm fiercely free to die, But when the Lord who bought me, Asks for my service here. To fight the good fight faithfully I'm skulking in the rear. And yet I know that Captain All love and care to be ; He would not get impatient With a raw recruit like me. And I know He'd not forget me. When the day of peace appears, I should share with Him the victory Of all the volunteers. And it's kind of cheerful thinking Beside the dull tent fire. About that great promotion When He says " Come up higher." And though 'tis dismal rainy, E'en now with thoughts of Him, Camp-life looks extra cheery, And death a deal less grim. For I seem to see him waiting Where a gathered Heaven greets A great victorious army, Surging up the golden streets. And I hear him read the roll-call. And my heart is all a flame When the dear " Recording Angel " Writes down my happy name. But my fire is dead white ashes. And the tent is chilling cold, And I'm playing win the battle. When I've never been enrolled. Beau Hackett as a Zouave. — Militia companies have always been popular, but never so much so as since the war broke out. Young men with stay-at-home-and-take-care-of-the-wo- men proclivities, are more than ever inclined to join the Home Guards, in consequence of in- creased mortality in the army of the United States, as shown by the newspaper statistics. With a laudable ambition to support the Gov- ernment, in any and every emergency, I have re- cently become a member of the War Department myself. I joined the Ellsworth Zouaves, a rem- nant of what used to be a troupe of acrobats, who distinguished themselves all the way from Chicago to Washington, by turning double somersaults, with muskets in their mouths and bayonets in their hands. There are no members of the Old Zouave bat- talion in the new one, but the new one retains the name of Ellsworth because one of the mem- bers has a brother that once saw a picture of Colonel Ellsworth's grandfather. The names of organizations frequently have a more remote origin than this, and many of them are about as consistent and reasonable as a man claiming relationship to the President of the United States because he was born in Lincolnshire, or suppos- ing he would be Governor if he married a gov- erness, or trying to pass free at a circus as a rep- resentative of the press because he is a cheese- maker. I was put through a rigid coui-se of examina- tion before I could be made a Zouave, and I say it with feelings of gratification and self-esteem, that I was remarkably well posted in the cate- chism. My father was a hero of the revolution, having been caught once in a water-wheel, and whirled around rapidly a number of times. Others of the family have also distinguished them- selves as military men at difierent periods, but their deeds of courage are too well known to need repetition. The following is a copy verbatim et literatim et wordim of most of the questions propounded to me, and the answers thereto, which my inti- mate acquaintance with the Army Regulations and the report of the Committee on the Conduct of the War enable me to answer readily and accurately. My interrogator was a little man in Federal blue, with gold leaves on his shoulders. They called him Major, but he looked young enough to be a minor. He led oflf with — " How old are you, and what are your qualifi- cations ? " " Twenty-two and a strong stomach." Then I requested him to fire his interrogations singly, which he did : " What Is the first duty to be learned by a soldier ? " " How to draw his rations." " What is the most difficult feat for a soldier to perform ? " " Drawing his bounty." " If you were in the rear rank of a company during an action, and the man in the front rank before you should be wounded and disabled, what would you do ? " " I would despatch myself to the rear for a sur- geon immediately. Some men would step for- ward and take the wounded man's place, but that is unnatural." " If you were commanding skirmishers, and saw cavalry advancing in the front and infantry in the rear, which would you meet ? " "Neither; I would mass myself for a bold movement, and shove out sideways." 14 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. "If you were captured what line of conduct would you pursue ? " " I would treat my captors with the utmost civility." " What are the duties of Home Guards ? " " Their duty is to see that they have no duties." " What will you take ? " The latter question may have been answered with too much vehemence, and may have im- pressed listeners with the belief that I am in the habit of jumping at conclusions. Such, however, is not the case. I am a Zouave ; I am a Home Guard. I have been through all the manoeuvres, and can right about face ; I can also write about any other part of the body. I can do the hand-springs, and the tumbling, and the lay down and roll- overs, which are done with or without a musket. I have been drilled till the drill has become a bore. I have di'illed in all the marches and leaps and vaults, and in the bayonet exercises, ?md in all the steps, — the common step, the quick step, the very quick step, and the double quick step, and the trot and the run ; also in slow time and long time, which I never learned from my landlady nor my tailor. I can shoulder arms, and bear arms, and carry arms, (if they are not too heavy,) and reverse arms, and support arms, (ordinarily my arms support me,) and I can order arms better than I can pay for them after they are ordered. I can parry and tierce, and I can throw a hand-spring with a sword-bayonet in my hand without breaking the sword-bayonet in more than three pieces, and I can bite off a cartridge without breaking my teeth out. Once, when an order was given to sling knap- sacks, I slung mine out of the window, and when the order was given to unsling knapsacks, I went out and slung it back again quicker than any- body else could have done it. I have got a pretty knapsack too — thei-e are letters on it. It is just the thing to sit down on in the time of an action, and is big enough for a breastwork in case of danger from bullets or anything of that sort. It's hea^y, though, and I felt that there was an immense resijonslbility resting on me the first time I shouldered it. I must have felt some- thing like Atlas did the first time he shouldered the world. It was so heavy that, as a piece of masterly strategy, i fell back the first time I strapped it on^ and as a piece of unmasterly strategy I came near breaking my head against the iloor. The Major had promised to put saw- dust, softened with soda-water, on the floor hereafter. I have been getting a Major General's uni- form made. There is every opportunity that could be desired for promotion, in our corps, where real merit exists, and a Major General of Home Guards is not to be sneezed at. I may have to keep my uniform a few yeai*s before I will have occasion to wear it, but a Major Gen- eral's toggery is a good thing to have in case of promotion. I trust my friends will give them- selves no uneasiness, as I feel sure of ultimate success in the enterprise I have undertaken. I mean to strike the keynote of my campaign soon, and then look out for a sensation in mihtary circles. I haven't shaved my upper lip since yesterday afternoon. To-morrow will be the third day. I mean to grow a moustache that will be an object of admiration and envy. Mustachios are indis- pensable to the achievement of a Major Genei'al- ship. Mustachios are absolutely necessary to the achievement of anything that is useful. In the event of a war between the United States and the Esquimaux, Chicago my residence will, in all likehhood, be one of the first cities at- tacked by the invading enemy, and every precau- tion should be taken to be fully prepared for them. Should such attack ever be made by the warlike and bloodthirsty Esquimaux, or any other of the great powers of the earth, and should it be my misfortune to be imable personally to command my forces, (for I have often observed that an invasion is productive of sickness,) I shall take care that my second ofiicer is a man of suffi- cient capacity to defend the city as ably as I would do it myself. Should the worst come to to the worst, I stand ready to sacrifice a substi- tute on the altar of my country. Bishop Rosecrans. — As Bishop Kosecrans (brother of the General) was at dinner, the con- versation reverted to the war. " It would seem to me. Bishop, that you and your brother, the General, are engaged in very different calHngs," remarked a gentleman. "Yes, it appears so," returned the Bishop. " And yet," he continued, " we are both fighting men. While the General is wielding the swoi-d of flesh, I trust that I am using the sword of the Spirit. He is fighting the rebels, and I am fight- ing the spirits of darkness. There is this differ- ence in the terms of our service : he is fighting with Price, while I am fighting without price." Incident of Fort Pillow. — When Com- mander Davis took possession of Fort Pillow af- ter its evacuation by the Confederates the follow- ing letter was found lying on a table in the offi- cers' quarters : " Fort Pillow, Tenn. To the first YanJiee wlio reads tJds : I present this table not as a manifestation of friendship, yet I entertain no personal animosity to him, but because I can't transport it. After six weeks' bombardment, without doing us any harm whatever, I know you will exult over the occupation of this place, but our evacuation will hurt you from another point with disastrous effect. Five miUions white men fighting to be reheved from oppression will never be conquered by twenty millions actuated by maUce and pecuni- ary gain, mark that. We have the science, en- ergy and vigor, with the help of God, to extricate ourselves from this horrible and unnatural difii- culty pressed upon us by the North ; the day of ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 15 retribution is approaching, and will fall upon you deadly as a bolt from heaven ; may your sojourn at this place be of few days and full of trouble." Soldier Wit. — The Colonel of an Alabama regiment, was famous for having everything done up in military style. Once, while field officer of the day, and going his tour of inspection, he came on a sentinel from the eleventh Mssissippi regi- ment sitting flat down on his post, with his gun taken entirely to pieces, when the following dia- logue took place : Colonel. " Don't you know that a sentinel while on duty, should always keep on his feet ? " Sentinel (without looking up). " That's the way we used to do when the war first began ; but that's played out long ago." Colonel (beginning to doubt if the man was on duty). Are you the sentinel here ? " Sentinel. " Well, I'm a sort of a sentinel." Colonel. " Well I'm a sort of officer of the day." Sentinel. " Well, if you'll hold on till I sort of git my gun together, I'll give you a sort of sa- lute." SOUTH CAROLINA GENTLEMAN. Air — The Fine Old English Gentleman. Down in a small Palmetto State the curious ones may find, A ripping, tearing gentleman of an uncommon kind, A staggering, swaggering sort of chap who takes his whiskey straight, And frequently condenms his eyes to that ultimate vengeance which a clei^yman of high stand- ing has assured must be a sinner's fate ; This South Carolina gentleman, one of the present time. You trace his genealogy, and not far back you'll see, A most undoubted Octoroon or mayhap a mustee. And if you note the shaggy locks that cluster on his brow. You'll find every other hair is varied with a kink that seldom denotes pure Caucasian blood, but on the contrary, betrays an admixture with a race not particular popular now : This South Carolina gentleman, one of the present time. He always wears a full dress coat, pre-Adamite in cut. With waistcoat of the broadest style, through which his ruflfles jut ; Six breast-pins deck his hon-id front, and on his fin- gers shine Whole invoices of diamond rings which would hardly pass muster with the original Jacobs in Chat- ham street for jewels gen-u-ine ; This South Carolina gentleman, one of the present time. He chews tobacco by the pound and spits upon the floor, If there is not a box of sand behind the nearest door ; And when he takes his weekly spree, he clears a mighty track Of everything that beai-s the shape of whiskey-skin, gin and sugar — brandy sour, peach, and honey, irrepressible cocktail, rum and gum, and luscious apple-jack, This South Carolina gentleman, one of the present time. He takes to euchre kindly, too, and plays an awful hand, Especially when those he tricks his style don't under- stand. And if he wins, why, then, he stops to pocket all the stakes. But if he loses, then he says to the unfortunate stranger who had chanced to win, " It's my opinion you are a cursed Abolitionist, and if you don't leave South Carolina in one hour, you will be hung like a dog;" but no offer to pay his losses he makes. This South Carolina gentleman, one of the present time. Of course he's all the time in debt to those who credit give. Yet manages upon the best the market yields to live. But if a Northern creditor asks him his bill to heed. This honorable gentleman instantly draws his bowie- knives and a pistol, dons a blue cockade, and declares that in consequence of the repeated aggressions of the North, and its gross viola- tions of the Constitution, he feels that it would utterly degrade him to pay any debt whatever, and that in fact he has at last determined to . Secede, This South Carolina gentleman, one of the present time. True Soldiers. — The following occurred on board the steamer Canada during her passage from Dubuque to St. Louis. In the evening while many of the passengers were engaged in conversation, others whiling away their time at " euchre," while some more rude perhaps, with the ribald jest and nngentlemanly oath, were passing the evening away, a young man seated himself at one of the tables, and en- gaged in reading his Bible. Another, and still another took their places around this temporary altar, until nearly all of that little band of soldiers, numbering about twenty, were reading the Scrip- tures. An aged man took his station in their midst. He had a pious and venerable air, for his hoary locks proclaimed that many a winter had passed over his head. There, those forming boys, with that old man, formed a group, whose actions indeed were worthy of all commendation. The creaking machinery of the boat, the dii-ge- like music of the wind, was loud ; yet, above the clatter, all things else, we know those boys were heard in heaven, and that their prayers will be answered ! Their Bibles, precious gift of home, are sacred with them, and will shield them too, when the glittering mail of yore would fall. Pa- rents and friends of home, fear not for such brave sons, who, relying on Heaven, are not ashamed nor afraid to praise God, and do battle for the Star-Spangled Banner. These were soldiers of the regular army enlist- ed in Dubuque, by Captain Washington. 16 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. A SCOUT TO EAST TENNESSEE. BY THE LOCHIEL CAVALRY. At sunrise, on December 20th, 1862, ten com- panies of the Ninth Pennsylvania Cavalry — 460 men, under command of Major Russell, and eight companies of the Second Michigan — 300 men, under command of Col. Campbell, marched due east from Nicholasville, Ky., on a secret expedi- tion, for which thirty days were allotted for those who should be so fortunate as to return, _ The orders were to move " light and easy," without tents, baggage or extra clothing ; carry on your horse all you wanted, and two shoes and twenty nails for him. There were ten days' rations is- sued, which each trooper carried. Marching through the farms and by-paths to avoid _ all towns and villages, crossing the Kentucky river at an out of the way ford, and ascending Big Hill south of Richmond, we arrived at M'Kees, county town of Jackson county, Ky., containing six or eight houses, being the first village we had passed through. We were halted here one day, tor a corn and provision train to come up that had pack-saddles in it. There were fifty mules packed here with two days' rations, and the wagons sent back to Lexington with half team force, leaving corn for our return, there being none in Jackson county. December 24:th. — The weather had been very fair and beautiful, except this last day, which was rainy and cold, and we marched out in the rain for Goose creek, near its junction with the Red Bird fork of Kentucky river. Halting in the meadow an hour to give the horses a bite of hay (the first they had for four days, and about all they ever got on the march), we were joined by the Seventh Ohio Cav- alry — 240 men — from Winchester, Ky., under command of Major Reany. The whole force now numbered 1,000 men, and was under command of Brig. Gen. Cai-ter, having on his staff Col. Carter, Col. Walker, Col. Garrett, Capt. Watkins, Capt. M'Nish, Capt. Easley and others, all acting as aids, assistants, or guides. We now ascertained we were sent to burn the bridges on the East Tennessee raih-oad, and were expected to foot it half the way over the successive steep and rug- ged mountain ranges of Kentucky, Virginia, and Tennessee, and recommended to cheerfully endure all the hardships and place ourselves on half rations to begin with. I will say for the soldiers that no man cavilled at it, or wanted to turn his back, but all went cheerfully forward, bearing their own burdens as best they might, without sleep, on half rations, food half cooked, and boots worn off their feet by tramping over the rocks to ease their own good horses, and trusting to Provi- dence to keep down the wide and swift rivers that drain these wild mountains. There was to ford, on going and coming, the Cumberland, Powell's river, Wallen's river, the Clinch, North Holston, South Holston and the Watauga, the Holston and Clinch being navigable for steamboats when the waters are up. Providentially they were kept down for us. In three days after our exit they were in full flood, so that they could not even have been swum by our horses. From Goose creek we had only bridle-paths, and marched by file across a deep depression in the ridge to the Red Bird, up that and across it scores of times to its topmost spring. December 27th. — Crossing the Kentucky Ridge, and down to the waters of the middle fork of Kentucky river, crossing and rising that, we came down to Straight creek and halted for half an hour to breathe, ere breast- ing the pine mountain that appeared to push its rocky side up like the wall of a house to near the clouds then lowering and dripping on our Reads. The zig-zag paths up the face of this mountain turn and return on each other as often as a fox trail, and the toiling men and horses crawling up its side, looked, from the valley, like flies ascending and sticking to a wall. Its sandy eastern front was too steep to ride down, and there were several miles of ardu- ous marching over the Pine Mountain ere we reached the Poor Fork at the Cumberland. Marched up its quicksand shores and beside the horizontal rock ledges that are natural for- tresses, ready made to the hand of the men of Harlan county to defend themselves from inva- sion by way of Cumberland Gap or any other in the mountain range. Fording the Cumberland and Clover Fork and following up Martin's creek, we camped during the rainy night and slept by the fires for the last time for many days until our return into Kentucky again. Marching over a high i-idge, the bold and beautiful Cum- berland mountain rose majestically before us, and extended like a frowning barrier to right and left as far as the eye could reach without a perceptible break in the unifoi'mity of its crest Two-thirds of the way up the mountain was a level shoulder, as it were breaking the uniformity of its side and appearing as if there had been great waves running the length of the moun- tains, and thus arrested and changed to rock while in motion adding greatly to its beauty, while the softened rays of the declining sun shone in contrasted light and shadow on the gray rock waves, the green pines and the bare, brown poplars and oaks. Halting beside the little stream in the pleasant valley, an hour was spent in giving corn to the jaded horses, sending back the whole pack mule train, all inefficient horses and a few sick men to Lexington. At sunset, leading our horses for a two mile march up, and a one mile march down, we cheerfully addressed ourselves to the task of crossing the Cumberland mountain. We reached the summit in two hours, under the light of the full soft moon that silvered and beautified the scene, and passed over into the State of Virginia through Crank Gap, so called from its tortuous break in the horizontal rock crest of the Cumberland, some 200 feet deep and a quarter of a mile in width. This pass is more beautiful and picturesque than any- thing I have ever seen. It arrested the attention of every soldier and according to his tempera- ment he viewed it to ri^ht and left in silent admi- ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 17 ration at the wondei-lTil works of God, or in rapturous comment as the soft moonlijiht silvered o'er and smoothed the ruggedness of each nat- ural " frieze and coign of vantage" that was bro- ken or rounded and carved, and overhung our winding path with all the softness of a summer Ital- ian landscape by Claude Lorraine. Passing the crest we turned to the left and went down an easy grade on a projecting Sierra from the face of the mountain, with a precipice on each side. Reaching the end of that we turned short again to the left with our faces to the mountain and slipped down into chaos, pitching and sliding from rock to rock into a wild gorge. Looking directly up to the Kentucky heights was rock scenery of such savage character over our heads, as would have delighted the heart of Salvator Rosa. It would but have required a camp fire while our troops were filing and plunging down, and his pencil, to more than rival his scenes in the Appenines. The cliffs here were in shadow from the moon, and crested the whole north- eastern face of the mountain in one rude unbro- ken strata, and projected like a threatening arm from Kentucky, raised to chastise any invader. It is not to be wondered that the white man had his superstitions in invading the western home of the Indian while climbing these cliffs from the east. This Crank pass has the singular appearance of having fallen two hundred feet into some subterranean gulf, the pass being level for a quarter of a mile in width, winding over the mountains in a curve between the buttressed walls for more than half a mile, with the rocks torn sheer down from both sides, leaving the singular rock walls overhanging. The pass has the same kind of soil and trees on it that cap the rock battlements, and to soften the wild scene, were glassy glades around a dilapidated house, where some mountaineer had once built him a home, now abandoned. Below his house the sounds of falling water greeted our oars as we crossed the sunken pass, through an avenue of hemlocks and gigantic rhododendrons, intermingl- ed with isolated rocks, moss covered by the falling waters, that were of such enormous sizes as would have made dwellings for the Genii or the Titans. Turning with a sigh from all this wealth of natural beauty, thinking how nuich it would be endeared to us could the loved ones at home be at our side to appreciate it, and pondering on the thought of how %r distant was the day when we could visit it with smiling peace waving her wing over the land, Ave looked the jiresent toils and dangers fully in the face, and strode man- fully on. Passing north up Poor Valley to avoid alarming Jonesville, we forded Powell's river and crossed Lee county during the night, reach- ing Wallen's Ridge at sunrise, where resting two hours, cooking our coffee and toasting our meat on long sticks or eating it raw (as many preferred), and feeding our horses with the corn we carried over the Cumberland we pushed on for Tennessee, crossing Powell's mountain. At sunset we reached the broad and swift Clinch river ; fording it, we halted at a very picturesque spot, where was a large old-time mansion and the only good flouring mill we had seen in our travels, with its very large wheel driven by the tumbling waters at a mountain brook poured on the top of it, glistening like silver in the soft twilight, Avhile the river waters murmured by. Halting here for an hour for coffee, and to give to the horses a good feed of corn, which the mill and farm-house furnished, and was paid for in " greenbacks," though under the confederate iron rule the miller would not dare to use them, we joushed on through the mountain passes at Pur- chase Ridge and Copper Ridge for Estillville. We had captured many small squads of confed- erate soldiers and conscripts on our way, parol- ing them all. We this night captured several, under charge of a lieutenant, who were halting at a farm-house by the road-side. Before start- ing, orders were given that we were to report ourselves to inquirers along the road as confeder- ate Georgia and Tennessee cavalry returning from a secret expedition, and every one along the road was deceived by it, as they thought we were purposely disguised in blue clothes. Pass- ing Estillville, crossing Scott county, Virginia, and fording the north fork of the Holston at night, we reached Blountsville, Tennessee, at eight A. M. The Ninth Pennsylvania and Seventh Ohio were halted here an hour, and the Second Michigan were pressed fbrwaixl six miles to Union Station, where the East Tennessee railroad crosses the south fork of Holston on an expensive bridge 1,000 feet long. Here, as we had understood from our prisoners of last night, were stationed three companies of the Sixty- second Noi'th Carolina confederate troops under Major McDowell. After all our marches, toils and trials, here was to be tested the complete surprise and success of our expedition, or we were to be met by the enemy, repulsed and driven back over the mountains without accom- plishing our object. It was a moment for anxious thought on the part of General Carter, which was. fully shared by each one in the expedition from highest to lowest. As it proved, the Almighty was pleased to bless our cause, for never was surprise more complete. We had outtravelled all certain information, but rumors of a coming host had preceded us like the mutterings of a thunder storm. Within eighty rods of the station Ser- geant Whitemore, Co. A, commanding the Michi- gan VIdettes, met six citizens riding up ; they asking who our troops were, were answered First Georgia Cavalry. They were delighted, shook hands with the Sergeant and said, " The d — d Yankees were in Estillville, fifteen miles off, five thousand strong '' — that " they had raised a hundred men besides the troop, and were going out Into the country to raise more men to defend the post — that the Major was coming along right up and the Sergeant would meet him be- fore he got to the bridge." Col. Carter came up to the citizens at that moment and passed them to the rear. The Sergeant told him he would 18 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. go down to meet the Major. He said, " Yes, do so." The Sergeant moved forward to a sharp curve in the road and saw the Major and two citizens, at sixty rods' distance, talking to the sentinels at the bridge. He came back out of sight, dismounted three men and himself, sent the horses back to the column halted up the road, and secreted his men in a fence coi-ner behind the road curve to await the Major's coming. When the Major and the two citizens came up, conversing about the "Yankees "to within five feet of the ambush, they were appalled by the sight of the bright revolving rifles close to their heads at full cock. The Sergeant said, " You are my prisoners." Involuntarily they halt, wheel their horses to flee, when a sharp halt ! brought them to front face again. The Sergeant moved them up toward the column. Colonel Campbell had come to the point with Colonel Carter. Colonel Campbell addressed the Major, took his hand and told him lie had come to take Ids post, and if he did not surrender uncondi- tionally he loould take it at amj rate ; saying also, " My men are posted to fire on you — you have not a moment to lose to avoid use- less bloodshedding. The Major wrote a note to the Captain in command at the post and advised its surrender. It was sent down with a flag of truce and the place was surrendered at once ; the rifles peering across the Holston from the hill commanding the camp being persuaders too potent to be gainsaid. The telegraph was instantly destroyed before an intimation of our presence could be conveyed and the railroad bridge fired. The two hundred prisoners (who appeared to be rejoiced) were placed under guard, and the Ninth Pennsylvanian and Seventh Ohio ordered forward from the Blountsville road. On their arriving, an expedition was ordered under Colonel Walker and Colonel Carter to capture and burn the bridge nine miles south- west across Watauga river, consisting of compan- ies A, C, and D, the twelve rifles of Co. B, fifteen of Co. F, Ninth Pennsylvania Cavalry ; compa- nies A, and F, Second Michigan Cavalry, and two companies of the Seventh Ohio Cavalry. The balance of the troops were kept back by Gen- eral Carter to destroy the county bridge, the turn-table, cars, ammunition, camp and commis- sary stores, and to follow us down to Watauga and defend our rear from the enemy's 800 troops at Bristol, fourteen miles by railway, and Hum- phrey Marshall's force at Abingdon, thirty miles off by railway. At five miles out the "Watauga expedition heard a whistle. The troops were instantly dismounted and ambushed at both ends and besides a deep cut, a rail cut out Avith our axes in front, and men ambushed with orders to cut out a rail in her rear the instant the engine ran into the deep cut — all in less time than it takes me to write It. A locomotive and tender came in sight, ran into the cut, saw the rail out, reversed and backed out instanter, but not be- fore the rail was up In their rear, and they were fully caged on the rifles peering over the bank. We had gotten a prize, having captured Col. Love, of the Sixty-second North Carolina, a Major, a Captain and a telegraphic staff coming up to ascertain why the telegraph would not work. Five minutes sufficed to put a guai'd on the locomotive and run her down after us, and we were again on our way and on the alert. It had been raining slowly all day and now came on heavily. Nearing the rebel camp, Col. Car- ter, who knew all the ground, arranged the attack, Col. Walker assisting. Companies A and F, Second Michigan, dismounted on the right ; the twelve rifles of Company A, Ninth Pennsylvania Cavalry, in the centre, and Company D, Seventh Ohio, with their rifles, on the left, were to sur- round the camp, the balance of the rifles being posted as rear guard and on the left of the road, and then it was to be summoned to surrender, to save useless bloodshed. Unfortunately there were some rebel soldiers on the ourtskirts of the camp chopping wood, six of whom were captured as the troops deployed, but two ran in and alarmed the camp. A shot was fired by some one on the left, and the attack became general.. The rebels were under arms and the firing was very heavy on both sides for the numbers en- gaged, for ten minutes, whon the Ninth Pennsyl- vania, followed by the Seventh Ohio, charged on the camp pistol in hand, and the enemy fled. Companies C and D and the balance of Company A, Ninth Pennsylvania Cavalry, had been formed in fours around the hill to charge with sabre should there be resistance. ^Vhen the firing slacked they were ordered to charge, and did so, on the camp. Finding it almost abandoned, they galloped over the Watauga. Companies C and D filed left into a ploughed field to head off the retreating enemy. Company A kept the road, and at full charge came on them drawn up in two ranks by the roadside. Capt. Jones ordering them to throw down their arms at thirty paces, the rebels were so startled by the rush of horses and glancing of sabi'cs that they all obeyed the order, but a half dozen, who came near losing their lives by not doing so. There were two lieutenants and seventy-two men who surren- dered and saved much blood-shedding. They were making their way to a log house close at hand — a capital fortress — which we would have been compelled to have stormed at once. Companies C and D went down the road and overhauled sl.xteen more. The short, sharp action cost several lives. One man of Company D, Seventh Ohio, shot dead ; one man of Company A, Second Michigan, mortfily wounded in the abdomen, and two of the twelve men, Company A, Ninth Pennsylvania, Avounded in tiie leg; one had to be amputated and the man left with the rebel Avounded. Of the rebel forces, there Avere tAvo killed and fifteen wounded. Our surgeon assisted In dressing their Avounded, and tAvo of our wounded men were left at the station, Col. Love and Lieut. Hill promising they should have the same care as their oavu men. The two Lieu- tenants, Hill and , of the Sixty-second North Carolina, fought their commands AvIth great gallantry. What a pity that it should be ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 19 exerted in so evil a cause as the disruption of their country. Our prisoners were all paroled on the road, and here, amounting to near four hundred and fifty, inclusive of one Colonel, two ]\Iajors, two Captains and five Lieutenants. It was now dark. The telegraph was instantly destroyed, the camp and the bridge fired, the arms broken and put on the locomotive, and after the bridge had fall- en, steam was drawn on the engine and she was run over the abutment on to the burning mass below with a great crash. In our haste to ex- pedite these matters we lost a prize of another locomotive and train that came up in sight at the burning bridge, reversed her wheels and scudded down the road toward Knoxville. Jeff Davis himself might have been on the train. It is the only thing we have to reproach ourselves for dur- ing the expedition as being left undone, or half done. There were two hundred and fifty cav- alry came up after dark to reinforce the infan- try. Hearing of the fight they wheeled about and marched over into North Carolina, report- ing there were thirty thousand of us at the rail- way. Our men were ordered to feed their horses on the rebel corn, and rest for a few hours ; but there was no rest after the excitement of the day and night, and at one o'clock on the night of December 30th, we commenced our retreat, and by strategy to baffle the enemy that oar scouts told us were massing to cut us off' aud pursue us. We felt confident tliey must be great adepts if they could outmanccuvre Gen. and Col. Carter and our guides. Our poor horses were sinking under the severe toil of marching, and it became a matter of prime mihtary necessity to replenish the stock or leave sti-aggling men on our re- treat. Every man having a worn-out horse v^as sent out with a sergeant or corporal to trade off his horse at any farm-house right or left, day and night, leaving his own horse in exchange, it taking only one to make a horse-trade Ilorgan fashion. Some hundreds of horses were thus pressed into the service, but some six unwary men fell behind the column and were captured by the rebel troops that were following us at a safe distance for themseWes in our rear. I find that the Richmond papers give us the credit of doing no marauding, nor injury to private prop- erty. Our scouts informed us that five hours after we left Watauga river the enemy had six- teen hundred infantry and four pieces of artil- lery brought up by railway from Jonesboro or Greenville, and put upon our trail. We laugh- ed at the idea of footmen and field-pieces fol- lowing up the paths we came across the farms and lanes and ravines. Our guides certainly must have been coon-hunting over that coun- try all their lives at dark nights, to have guided us so unerringly. We got so that we left the horses to follow up in the dark, and although it felt sometimes as if both horse and saddle Vere going from under one and we going to perdition, we came out all right on the ravine bottom at last. Humphrey Marshall moved troops from Abingdon to Blountsville on our right, aud troops were moved from Kogersville to Kingsport to in- tercept us ; but we passed between " Scylla " on the one hand and " Charybdis " on the other, and came out ahead of them all. While on our rout to Kingsport, a man by the roadside told me that the infantry and artillery stationed there had crossed our route six hours before marching to Blountsville, expecting to intercept us there. While on the high ridge above Kingsport we had a beautiful view of a snowy mountain, illum- ined by the setting sun. At fifty miles distance towered up the black mountain of North Caro- lina, six thousand nine hundred feet in the air, — the highest land in the old United States proper, standing like Saul a full head and shoulders over all his companions. It looked exceedingly rug- ged at that great distance, with its rude con- cave side towai'ds us, seamed and furrowed by tremendous chasms from top to bottom. It had a crest of two or three miles in length, and is crescent-shaped on top, very steep on both ends, and towering so high above all others, seemed not to be a member of any chain of mountains that I could perceive in the distance. For an isolated mountain it was very picturesque in ap- pearance, and was beautified by being covered with snow, Avhile the surrounding landscape was dark. It looked a-rifted, inaccessible, and un- inhabitable as the high Alps of Switzerland. Riding at night down the South Holston at Kingsport, — there a broad and beautiful stream fit for steamboating, — we were fired upon from over the river, the bullets whisthng over our heads and striking the fence between our horses. I got tired at the one-sided arrangement and or- dered some of my lads, who are adepts with then* rifles, to try some long shots in the moonhght — dismounted; they never require a second bid- ding for that kind of work, and the popping from over the river was quickly ended. I cannot tell if there was " anybody hurt," but we came off" clear. After fording the north Holston at its junction with the main stream, we marched on to a very fine and extensive farm, where the horses were fed and the men had their coffee. The night had become unusually nipping, and large fires with fence-rails were a great luxury to benumbed fingers and toes. The enemy would not let us rest in peace to enjoy our coffee, but kept popping at us from the hill-tops occasionally. There was quite a little skirmish back in town. Some of the cavalry following us up had the au- dacity after dark to attack Col. Carter, his orderly and a private, at a hotel in Kingsport, where he was acquainted, and had halted behind the col- umn to appease his hunger. Some twenty or thirty shots were exchanged in the dark. The orderly got a ball through his hand, and our force of three were compelled to beat a retreat to camp across the North Fork. Our pickets dashed into the town, but the enemy had fled and all Avas quiet again. After resting three hours, we were in the saddle again at midnight, understanding there were some two hundred cavalry forward of us whom we desired to cap- ture. Our advance came near their camp near 20 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. Clinch river, but they fled and our poor horses were too jaded to pursue them. The "bush- whackers " had quite a busy time, popping at us crossing Clinch river. Rested at night for a few hours on a limestone mountain, and exchanged a few long shots with the enemy to no purpose. Started at daybreak, without brealcfast or horse- feed, on our last long day's march to the Cum- berland mountain, crossing Powell's mountain, river, and valley. The " bushwhackers " here had an unusually busy day at it, even for them, lively as they are. But they are either miser- able shots or have miserable guns, for they have not touched a man since we left tlie railroad, ex- cept Col. Carter's oi'derly, shot in the hand-to- hand fight ; whereas two of the Michigan sharp- shooters "incontinently" rolled two of them down the rocks at about seven hundred yards. While I was fording Powell's river, they were darting in and out among the trees and rocky hill-tops, and throwing down some lead in a very spiteful way, but did no damage. I concluded, after crossing and seeing one fellow blazing away among the rocks, to try and cure him with a little saltpetre, as salt was scarce, and called two of my lads out of the ranks. One of them drew a sight on him, and he cut up some very ludi- crous antics for a sane man. lie ilew round and scrabbled about among the rocks, and then made a dart up the hill, rattling down the stones at an alarming rate ; he bounced about it as if burnt with a hot iron, and not at all pleased with the impression made. At Joncsville, Va., the rebels had quite a force. After our column had passed they en- gaged our rear guard of the Seventh Ohio, and we Avere all halted, the General sending back the rifles of Co. B, Ninth Pa. Cavalry, to deploy as skirmishers and engage them in the open field, and Co. D, Ninth Pa., with sabres. It was un- derstood that they expected to engage our at- tention, so long as to enable a force to move around by Poor valley, occupy the mountain pass, engage our front, and have us between two tires. A\'e were crossing at our old gap (only twenty miles from the Cumberland Gap), con- trary to their expectations. There was some little firing on our front, and quite a brisk little skirmish in the rear. As usuiil they kept at too great a distance for their shooting and did no harm, but there were several rebels shot down by our rear guard and skirmishers, among whom were some IMichigan rifles, when they concluded to draw off and let us go on our " winding way," which we did without further molestation. "We had made a very severe day's march, with a little sprinkling of fighting, and nothing to cat since the night before for man or beast, and while we were at Jonesville, there was a very fair prospect of a regular mountain battle for tl^ possession of the pass. I had been giddy from want of food and rest, while marching down to Watauga, but did not feel it much during the ex- citement of the homeward march. I "slept on my horse during the bushwhacking of the day ; and while waiting for the rear to scatter the ene- my at Jonesville, one of my men said he was hungry. I had entirely forgotten that I had not eaten for twenty-four hours, and felt no symptoms of hunger, and told him that we might yet have a two days' fight up the clifTs of the Cumberland mountain without coffee, and I felt as if I would be able to stand it for three. We moved on to the foot of the mountain, and now there was the excitement to know whose horse would reach the top and whose would fail. They were all very carefully handled, but many a one of them failed, and the poor cavalryman would be seen breaking up his saddle with a rock and cutting up the leather with a knife to prevent sece^ from using it. The poor horse wanted no quietus ; he generally dropped dead in his efforts to scale a rock, and fell over out of the path, ex- cept one that made a convenient stepiDing-place for his more fortunate fellow horse. There must have been thirty horses fallen dead ascending the Cumberland. The men shouldered their blankets, gave one last look at their steed stiff- ening in the keen frosty night air, and clambered on over the rocks. When I reached the topmost crest I cried, " All hail, Kentucky !" and stretch- ed out my arm as if to grasp and welcome a long lost friend. The excitement was over, and I felt faint and giddy. I scarcely know how I got down; and when I reached the little valley at the foot of the mountain, and had a fire of rails kindled, fatigue overpowered all the animal wants and ailments, and the moment I lay down upon the frozen earth, I was fast asleep, and so continued until well shaken after sunrise. Our horses had corn here, but we were on short ra- tions. The ground was frozen hard, and all the shoes had been put on the horses' feet, and none short of Richmond or NIcholasville. There had been no kegs of shoes brought to McKees with the corn, and the prospects ahead were dark for the men who had limping horses v/hose feet were worn to the quick. I saw them cut up clothes and blankets and tie them on their feet, but it did no good; nothing but iron would answer on the frozen and rocky creek beds and gullies Avhich formed our path. We had been signally favored by Providence with unfrozen roads in the enemy's country, but now they were telling on horse-flesh. Every day a score or more of men were compelled to drop their horses and shoulder their muskets. There was no mur- j muring; nor did I hear a whimper from any r man who marched twenty or thirty miles in a day (all unused to walking as he was), with his boots worn and torn, and his feet on the rocks and frozen ground. Two days after our arrival on Kentucky soil, we encountered a storm, which raised all the Tennessee rivers and made them unfbrdable. Two days after our arrival here at Nicholasville, has come upon us the heaviest snow-storm for many years. I lift my hands in praise when I think of our escape from this storm among the mountains, and shudder at the thought of what would have been the condition of man and beast there without food or forage. We should have been compelled to adopt the | ANECDOTES, POETRY, AJSTD INCIDENTS. 21 plan Duroc proposed to Napoleon at Moscow : to slaughter, salt, and cat his horses to save his men. "Our most arduous and hazardous march of five hundred miles to and fro in twenty days, over an almost impracticable mountain country in mid-winter, has been a complete success. Of one thousand men, there were only two killed, two wounded, and six missing — supposed to be captured. I must relate a little incident of the march com- ing down the Red Bird, in a country where " corndodgers " are worth a dime. A part of one I have preserved as a curiosity, for its fos- sil-like appearance, to show what a soldier can subsist on when he is put to it. I think I must have it engraven for Harper or Frank Leslie, with all the finger-marks on it. The " corndodger " is an institution; and he is fitly named, as any one can tell who takes him in hand ; for if he is mixed up as usual with water and no salt, and well baked and thrown at you, if you do noi dodge, and he hits you, his name Avill be i-emcmbered for many a long day, I warrant it. In the western counties of Kentucky saw-mills and grist-mills are known to but few inhabitants. The corn is broken into coarse grains with a j^es- tle attached to a spring-pole, or grated on a piece of tin or iron punched out rough with a nail. The country is clear of wind-mills or sieves to clear it of husks ; such superfluities have been played out, or rather they have never been played in ; but hospitality has not been played out. I will relate an incident. The horse of one of my soldiers yielded up his life on the rugged paths this side of the Cumberland mountain. The soldier was making his way in the rear of the column over the rocks of the Red Bii-d, with his pistol at his belt and his trusty rifle, which had done him such good service at Watauga river (his " Betsy Ann," as he cafled it), on one shoulder and his blankets on the other, trudging along at sunset for the camp, miles ahead of him, and " whistling as he went for want of thought," when a native over- took him. " Stranger," said he, " you have a heavy load ; give me your blankets " (and he took them off his shoulder). " You must come and stay with me to-night down to my house at the Big Rocks." So soldier, nothing loth, acqui- esced, and they trudged through mud and over rocks, and in the bed of the creek for some miles, and arrived at his clay-chinked cabin, where wei-e his " household gods " in form of a wife and a host of children, such as are to be found in every poor man's cabin in Kentucky. You will almost see the exact counterpart of the primer-book picture of John Rogers' wife, ex- cepting there v/lU be ten, eleven, or twelve children who can just peep over each others' heads in regular gradation beside " the one at the breast." The host says, " Mary Ann, can you get supper for this tired soldier ? " " Yes," says the wife, " if you pound the corn," and she handed him four ears, which he soon manipulated with his spring pole and pestle in the yard. The supper was soon prepared of the corn mixed with water (no salt, for they had none), and scraps of bacon fried, and he ate on the principle of the Indian, " eat much, get strong ! " The tired soldier, who had not seen the inside of a house for months, rested, after six days' march and no sleep, as only such men can rest when they know the pickets are posted and the guard mounted ; he taking the Kentuckian for his guard. At sun- rise he was wakened by the " thud, thud," of the corn-grinding machme, and presently the good dame invited him to sit at the table to the corn- dodgers, the bacon-scraps, and the corn-coffee, innocent of sugar or cream, so as to expedite him on his way before the children were up to have their remnants of clothes put on them. After he had eaten, not before, his host apologized for the lateness of his breakfast, saying that his corn was all eaten over night, and he had to go four miles to borrow some of his near neighbor tor the soldier's breakfast. The soldier donning his load, having received no pay for more than four months, thanked him as he should have been thanked by a man ready and willing to pay, but having no money in his pocket, and with unwonted full stomach went on his way rejoicing to overtake his comrades. Where indeed among the rich will such hospi- tality, such a,bnegatIon of self be found ? or where among them the man that will contribute such a mite to his country ? It is like the scriptural widow, who, out of her poverty " gave even all that she had." When we arrived at Big Hill we were met by a wagon train ladened with rations and corn that had been sent for by Gen. Carter's messenger pressed'on before us at Manchester, on our homeward route, to order the train forward to us. When the white-topped wagons were seen by our men, one universal shout went up as a glorification lor the hard bread they knew them to contain. To men who had been roasting lumps of corn meal or of wheat flour In the ashes for daj's, the transition was great indeed, and ere dark the " slow enough " coffee was boihng, the bacon toasting on the sticks, and " there was a great feast of fat things " that night. Resting at Big Hill a few hours, with the cares and perplexities of the march ofi" my shoulders, I had time to look back at the beauties of the place, v/hlch I had not done when we moved forward. Here is a table- land four hundred feet high, which was once the shore of the great lake of which the " blue grass region " is the bottom. The sand-stone strata of seventy feet crowning this table land has been washed into many singular and unique forms, each cliff so unlike the other that each would make a sepai'ate picture. In one place there is a genuine mountain, apart as it were. The wa- ter had washed entirely around it. The soft under strata giving way was only saved by the capping, which, covered with some earth and trees, once formed an island in the lake some distance from shore. Moving along for several miles these sand-stone cap rocks are seen in fantastic array succeeding each other, and you are astonished at the varied forms of them and at the sudden change in the form of each as you 22 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. view it from another point. They are all well worth transferring to canvas, and as they have been somewhat noted in these wars, they should be placed with its illustrations. The quiet " blue grass region " possessed a great charm to our Avorn and anxious minds longing for -rest, and the old walnut-trees near Richmond, covered with mistletoe until they looked like pine-trees, had a charm of still life in them that was very soothing, lulling the mind into dreams of the Druids and of that olden time when rushing, fiery modern wars were unknown. THE VOICE OF THE NORTH. BY JOHN G. WHITTIER. Up the hill-side, down the glen, Rouse the sleeping citizen : Summon out the might of men ! Like a lion growling low — Like a night-storm rising slow — Like the tread of unseen foe — It is coming — it is nigh ! Stand your homes and altars by, On your own free threshold die. Clang the bells in all your spires, On the gray hills of your sires Fling to heaven your signal-fires. Oh ! for God and duty stand, Heart to heart, and hand to hand, Eound the old graves of the land. Whoso shrinks or falters now, Whoso to the yoke would bow, Brand the craven on his brow. Freedom's soil has only place For a free and fearless race — None for traitors false and base. Perish party — perish clan ; Strike together while you can, Like the strong arm of one man. Like the angels' voice sublime, Heard above a world of crime, Crying for the end of Time. With one heart and with one mouth, Let the North speak to the South ; Speak the word befitting both. Christmas among the Freedmen. — It is •well understood that Christmas was the grand holiday of the slaves on the southern planta- tions. In some parts of the South, the colored people have this year, 1863, celebrated it with unusual zest. A correspondent writes home about one celebration by the soldiers of the Ninth Lou- isiana Regiment, corps d' Afrique, and tells how they met and gave expression to their feelings, on Christmas day — their first free Christmas. After praypr, and speeches were in order, one man, says the correspondent, spoke about as follows : " Fellow Soldiers of the Sehenth Regiment : I is mighty glad to enjoy dis portunity for enjoying dis fust free Christmas in dis world what we live in. A year ago, where was we ? We was down in de dark land of slavery. And now where are we ? We are free men, and soldiers of the United States. And what have wc to do ? We have to fight de rebels so dat we never more be slaves. 'SVhen de day of battle come what will we do ? I speak for me, and I say for myself, I go and fight de rebels till de last man die. Yes, under de flags what was presented to us from New York, we fight till de last man die ; and if I be de last man, what will I do ? I hold up de flags, and if I die, den I go to my grave consified for doing my duty. De President of de United States is one great man what has done more good dan any oder man what ever was borned. I bless de Lord we fight for so good Commander. I have no more to say now and evermore — Amen." Conscript Quakers. — An amusing incident occurred at the Provost Marshal's oflice at Gen. Lee's head-quarters at Orange Court House, Va. Four Quakers were brought in as conscripts from Loudon. They were ordered to fall in the ranks, in order to be marched to the command to which they were to be assigned. They refused, saying, " We win not fill in, but will follow whitherso- ever thou leadest." A few persuasive arguments, however, in the shape of thrusts with bayonets, changed their opinions, and they fell in and marched oft' to camp. The Puesidext and the Paymaster. — One of the numerous paymasters at Washington sought an introduction to Mr. Lincoln. He arrived at the White House quite opportunely, and was introduced to the President by the United States Marshal, Avith his blandest smile. While shaking hands with the President the pay- master remarked, " I have no official business with you, Mr. President, I only called to pay my compuments." " I understand," replied " honest Abe," " and from the complaints of the soldiers, I think that is all you do pay." An Incident of Yicksburg. — A corre- spondent relates the following : — A wife who dwelt in the West, beyond the lakes, whose hus- band is an oflicer in the army, had not heard from him for some weeks. Two snuiU boys were with him, — their only ones. While she sat at home, reading a paper, her eyes fell upon a notice of the death of her husband. All the tenderness of a mother's love, all the strength of a wife's devotion, nerved her to start immediately for her children, and clasp them to a widowed heart. Day after day passed ; how slowly let a mother tell ; how tedious let a widow speak who knows her idol broken in a distant laud. Two weeks were past ere she reached Yicksburg ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. Three days a sand bar ! What torture ! At last she reached the hoped-for city. As the boat neared the wharf one looked at the crowd, and saw her two boys upon ponies, and beside them the fcither ai«d husband. One long, piercing cry of joy filled the air ; the husband flew, rather than ran, and took the lifeless form in his arms. It was too much of joy for a heart overcharged with grief. The strings snapped and reason tot- tered for a time, to fall, in two days, to the sleep of death. The Amnes-jy Proclamation. — A few days after the publication of the President's Message and Proclamation, the fact of its promulgation having been made known to the rebel pickets, they manifested great curiosity to hear it ; and one of our men consenting to read it to them, quite a party collected on the opposite bank to listen. While it was reading, the utmost silence and attention were preserved by the listening rebels, and after it was finished one of them called out : " Well, that sounds about right. We '11 go back to camp and tell the boys about it." Papers are frequently exchanged by the pickets, but the rebels tell our men that their officers do not like them to get our papers of late as " there is nothing encourasin«; in them." Letters to Soldiers. — The army coire' spondent of the Atalanta " Intelligencer," relates the following incident to show how welcome a let- ter from home was to the soldier, and how de- pressing it was when those at home neglected to write to him : " I witnessed an incident yesterday which goes far to show how welcome a letter is to the soldier, and how sad he feels, Avhen those at home neg- lect to write to him. As I was riding to town I heard a man on horseback hail another in a wagon, and, going up, handed him a letter. Another man in the same wagon inquired if there was no letter for him, and the reply was ' none.' It was at that moment I noted the feeling between the two men by their changed countenances. The features of one lit up with pleasure, as he perused the epistle in his hand, — doubtless the letter of some dear wife or mother, — and as he read it, a smile of joy would illumi- nate his weather-beaten face. This was happi- ness. It was an oasis on the desert of his rough life of danger and suffering, and no doubt was welcomed by him as the dearest gift a relative could send. With the other the opposite effect was observed ; as soon as the word ' none ' had passed the lips of the man addressed, the look of anxiety with which the question was put faded away, and an appearance of extreme sorrow could have been seen plainly stamped on his feat- ures, while a feeling of envy at his fortunate com- rade was very apparent. This was unhappiness. The song of hope that had illuminated his heart when he inquired if there was any letter for him had died away, and a feehug of loneliness and re- gret at the neglect of those at home took posses- sion of him. Happy are they who have homes and loved ones to hear from*! While it is the cruelest of all neglect not to write to those rela- tives in the army ; if it makes them sad and un- happy, how much more must those feel whose homes are in possession of the enemy, and they cannot hear from their relatives." ABOU BEN BUTLER. Abou Ben Butler (may his tribe increase !) Awoke one niglit down by the old Belize, And saw, outside the comfort of his room, Making it warmer for tlie gathering gloom, A black man shivering in the winter's cold. Exceeding courage made Ben Butler bold, And to the pi-esencc in the dark he said : " What wantest thou 7 " The figure raised its head, And with a look made of all sad accord Answered: " The men who'll serve the purpose of the Lord." " And am I one 1 " said Butler. " Nay, not so," Replied the black man. Butler spoke more low, But cheerily still and said : " As lam Ben, You'll not have cause to tell me that again." The figure bowed and vanished. The next night It came once more, environed strong in light. And showed the names whom love of freedom blessed, And lo ! Ben Butler's name led all the rest. Anecdote of General Sumner. — When a young man, he was a stage-driver among the Berkshire hills, in Massachusetts, and this is how he happened to get into the army : At a time in winter when the roads were dangerous, going down a steep hill, the stage slewed and turned over, but the horses kept on. One of the passen- gers pushed out the door on the upper side of the coach and chmbed upon the box, and attempted to take the reins from Sumner's hands. '_' You let the reins alone or I'll throw you off ! " said the driver, with determination. The passenger wise- ly abandoned his attempt at interference, and Sumner guided the team firmly till it was safe to stop them, dragging the overturned coach along, and so saved passengers and team. The passen- ger who attempted to take the reins was General Worth. He was so impressed with young Sum- ner's sterling quaUties that he cultivated his ac- quaintance and induced him to join the army, and the cool and determined driver made an in- trepid commander." The Bible on the Battle-field. — Among the dead of one of the battle-fields before Kichmond was a rebel soldier, who lay uuburied several days after the conflict. Already the flesh had been eaten by the worms from his fin- gers, but underneath the skeleton hand lay an open copy of the Bible, and the fingers pressed upon those precious words of the twenty-third Psalm, " Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me" /% 24 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. ENLISTED. BY W. A. KENDALL. " You've donned the peerless uniform Of good old Uncle Sam " — Around my neck her arms she threw, And to her breast my own she drew — With tears her fond eyes swam. " You're dearer to me than I thought — Since in this steadfast hue Your form was draped, its impress takes A depth such as a hero's makes — All hail, my own true blue ! " Prouder am I to see you thus — Though it preludes good-by — Than were you crowned perchance a king, "Whose name in action ne'er did ring. Whose soul gives fame the lie. " Your stature seems to gain in height From your high motive's aim ; And to such eminence my heart Is lifted, I am strong to part — Oh ! to reserve were shame ! " Go, save our country ! she is first — Stand guard until you fall ; Or till the danger overcome Shall resjiite the alarum-di-um — I will delay recall. " Go, where along the lurid front The Union vanguards tramp ! Do your whole duty, danger spurn. When Freedom's laurelled, then return — These arms shall be your camp ! " As I would ask, so you have done — ' God shield you ! ' is my charm : Should you survive, redeem this kiss And should you perish, one will miss From life its sweetest balm. " These tears attest the grief I feel — God's and my own true blue ! For every one speed thou a shot ; When quietus the foe has got, Valor for love may sue." So spoke my own brave girl, and fled, Fearing her heart's dread pain Would traitor prove unto her will, And rising with rebellious thrill, Persuade me to remain. To die for her were sweeter far Than loved by less to live ; Such natures wear an aspect grand, As with an unreserving hand They answer Duty's " give ! " O woman ! how much patriot fire Thy breath has woke to flame ! How many heroes were not such But for thy consecrating touch, None less than God can name ! AREMAKKABLE PROPHECY. The vision or prophecy of Joseph Hoag, which is published below, is so remarkable yi the accura- cy of some of its details, that were its authenticity not attested by the most respectable and reliable living witnesses, we should hardly credit it. The predicted " civil war," through which we have just passed is not more singular than arc several other features in the vision which have been verified. Joseph Hoag was an eminent minister of the Gospel in the Society of Friends. At the date of bis subjoined vision, in 1803, thi? Society was a unit, the division in it not having occurred until 1827 After the separation, Hoag afliliatedwith the orthodox branch, in which connection he con- tinued until his death, at the age of forty-five. His ancestors were among the early settlers of New-England, and lived for several generations in the State of New Hampshire, although he was born in Duchess County, New York, but in early life removed to the home of his ancestors. In his services as a minister he travelled extensively throughout the United States, and he is well re- membered by a large number of the old members of the Society of Friends in Philadelphia as a very gifled and spiritual-minded minister. Those who knew him best say that he was a man of great piety and very correct life and conversation from his youth ; also, that his spiritual perceptions were very deep and clear, so much so that he was often favored with a sense of the condition of other people without outward knowledge, and, In many instances, known to persons -still living, foretold circumstances which occurred long after- ward, and of which he could have had no knowl- edge when he predicted them. A journal of his life exists, in which the author says Hoag " was a man of good understanding, retentive memory, and a mind seasoned with grace. His conversation was truly instructive. He appeared most conspic- uous in the gift of the ministry, and the spirit of prophecy." The following is Joseph Hoag's vis- ion as transcribed by his daugliter — who is still living — in the year 1805, since which time many duplicate ms. copies have been made and pre- served by members of the Society, as a curious, interesting, and, as the sequel has shown, an amaz- ingly jjremonitory document : "In the year 1803, in the eighth or ninth month, I was one day alone in the field, and ob- served that the sun shone clear, but a mist eclipsed its brightness. " As I reflected upon the singularity of the event, my mind was struck into a silence the most solemn I ever remembered to have witnessed, for all my faculties were low, and unusally brought into deep silence. I said to myself: ' What can all this mean ? I do not recollect ever before to have been sensible of such feelings.' "And I heard a voice from heaven, saying: ' This which thou scest is a sign of the present coming times. I took the forefathers of this country from a land of oppression ; I planted them here among the people of the forest ; I sustained them and ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 25 •while they Avere humble I blessed them, and fed them, and they became a numerous people. But they have now become proud, and forgotten me, who nourished them, and protected them in the wilderness, and are running into every abomina- tion and evil practice of which the old countries are guilty, and have taken quietude from the land, and sufl'ered a dividing spirit to come among them — lift up thine eyes and behold.' And I saw them dividing in great heat. The division began in the churches on points of doctrine. It commenced in the Presbyterian Society, and went through the various religious denomina- tions, and in its progress and close, its effects were the same. Those who dissented went off' with high heads and taunting language, and those who kept to their original sentiments appeared exercised and sorrowful. And M'hen the dividing spirit entered the Society of Friends, it raged in as high degree as in any I had noticed or before discovered ; and, as before, those who separated went off" with lofty looks, and taunting, censuring language. Those M'ho kept their ancient princi- ples retired by themselves. It next appeared in the Lodges of the Free Masons ; it broke out in appearance like a volcano, inasmuch as it set the country in an uproar for a time. " Then it entered politics throughout the United States, and did not stop until it produced a civil war. An abundance of blood was shed in the course of the combat ; the Southern States lost their power, and slavery was annihilated from their borders. Then a monarchical ])ower sprang up, took the government of the States, established a national religion, and made all societies tribu- tary to support its expenses. I saw them take property from Friends. I was amazed at be- holding all this, and I heard a voice proclaiming : ' This power shall not always stand, but with it I will chastise my Church until -they return to the faithfulness of their forefathers ; thou seest what is coming upon thy native country for their in iquities and the blood of Africa, the remembrance of which has come up before me.' " This vision is yet for many days. I had no idea of writing it for many years, until it became such a burden, that, for my own relief, I have written it." The True Balance. — Two councilmen of New Orleans were one evening in February, 1861, reeling down to the city hall steps discussing poHtics, as well as their cups and hiccups would permit them. One said solemnly, — " The South's true balance must not be over- thrown ; " to which the other replied, — " Confound the South's balance ; try to keep your own." An Irish Regular. — The following dialogue took place between Lieutenant A. C. C d, late of the United States Texan army, and Pat Fletch- er, one of the privates of the Second Cavalry, at Carlisle, then near Fort Bliss : — Officer. — Well, Pat, ain't you going to follow the General (Twiggs) ? Pat. — If Gineral Scott ordhers us to folly him, sir, begor, Toby (Pat's horse) can gallop as well as the best of 'em. Officer. — I mean, won't you leave the abolition army, and join the free South? Pat. — Begor, I never enlisted in th' abolition army, and never will. I agreed to sarve Uncle Sam for five year, and the divil a pin mark was made in the contract, with my consint, ever since. When my time is up, if the army isn't the same as it is now, I Avon't join it agin. Officer. — Pat, the " Second " (Cavalry) was eighteen months old when you and I joined. The man who raised our gallant regiment is now the Southern President ; the man who so lately com- manded it, is now a Southern General. Can you remain in it, when they are gone ? Pat. — Well, you see, the fact of the matther is, Lieut. C, I ain't much of a scholar ; I can't argue the question Avith you ; but what Avould ray mother say, if I desarted my colors? Oh, the divil a give-in I'll ever give in, noAV, and that's the ind of it. I tried to run away once, a feAV weeks after enlistin', but a man wouldn't be missed thin. It's quite different now, Lieutenant, and I'm going not to disgrace naither iv my countries. Officer. — Do you knoAV that you AA'ill have to fire on green Irish colors, in the Southern ranks ? Pat. — And Avon't you have to fire on them colors, (pointing to the flag at Fort Bliss,) that yerself and five of us licked nineteen rangers un- der ? Sure, it isn't a greater shame for an Irish- man to fire on Irish colors, than for an American to fire on American colors. An' th' oath '11 be on my side, you knoAV, Lieutenant. Officer. — Confound the man that relies on Paddies, I say. Pat. — The same compliments to desarters, your honor. Anecdote of Roger A. Pryor. — The fol- lowing occurred during the attack on Fort Sum- ter in 186L Roger A. Pryor, of Virginia, ex-member of Congress, Avas one of the second deputation that Avaited upon INIajor Anderson. Pie Avas the very embodiment of Southern chiv- alry. Literally dressed to kill, bristling with boAvie-knives and revolvers, like a Avalking arse- nal, he appeared to think himself individually capable of capturing the fort, M'ithout any extra- neous assistance. Inside of the fort he seemed to think himself master of every thing — mon- arch of all he surveyed — and, in keeping Avith this pretension, seeing upon the table what ap- peared to be a glass of brandy, drank it Avithout ceremony. Surgeon (afterward General CraAv- ford, Avho had Avitnessed the feat, approached him and said : " Sir, Avhat you have drank is poison — it was the iodide of potassium — you are a dead man ! " The representative of chivalry in- stantly collapsed, boAvie-knives, revolvers and all, and passed into the hands of Surgeon Crawford, 26 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. viho, by purgings, pumpings, and pukings, de- feated his own prophecy in regard to his fate. Mr. Pryor left Fort Sumter a " wiser if not a better man." TAKEN BY THE PIRATES. The following letter is from a young Scotch- man, who married a wife, and set sail from New York for Cardenas ; the vessel was taken by a rebel piratical craft, and the pai-ty had the pleas- ure of a visit to Charleston, S. C. : — Matanzas, Nov. 11, 1801. We sailed from New York on board the brig Betsy Ames, on October 5tli. In all we were six passengers, beside Mrs. Bartlett, the wife of the captain. "We were bound for Cardenas, and aU went well until the morning of the I7th ult., when we observed a schooner making right for us. There was nothing suspicious about her at first sight, but about nine A. M. she fired at us, her shot falling short about a quarter of a mile. Captain Bartlett then ordered all sail to be made, but the breeze shortly after died away, and the now suspicious schooner made upon us, and fired another shot, which also fell a little short of our vessel. A third shot was fired, but we could not see in what direction it went. They fired a fourth shot, which passed close alongside our brig. This latter result caused our captain to take in sail and jog along more leisurely, till the schooner made up to us about twelve o'clock, M. Still, we could not tell what the little craft was, as she had no color flying. When she came up to us, the captain of the schooner ordered our captain to take one of his boats and come on board with his papers, to which he responded, " My boats are unfit for ser- vice." The captain of the schooner then said, " I will come on board your brig, then," which he immediately did. He came in his own boat, with an officer and four men, when the captain and his officer went down into the cabin with our captain, and took possession of all his papers ; then told him that he was a prisoner of the Confederate States of America. While the officers were in the cabin, the men who were left in the boat sprang on deck and into the forehold, from which they took two bar- rels of potatoes, about two dozen cabbages, and a coil of rope, and put them into their boat. When the officers came up on deck again, they ordered our crew to the boat, and thence to the privateer, which proved to be the Flying Sally, of Charleston, on board of which there were about sixty men and two pivot-guns. In a short time a prize crew was sent on board, and as our avptain had his wife, they did not transfer him. The prize crew were seven in all. The master was an old cooper, named Joseph TuUy, who used to cooper both at Matanzas and Cardenas. He evidently knew nothing of seamanship. About two o'clock we parted with the pirate schooner, and nothing particular occurred until the 24th, at daybreak, when we made land, but did not know where we were. Some of the crew said we were north of Charleston ; but, as it turned out, we were south of North Edisto, where we ran aground and lost our false keel, but got off again, and went to sea. On the following clay we saw no land, and on the evening of the 27th we made the land of St. Helena, almost the exact place where we were on the 25th. After tacking off and on all night, we were still in the same place. Then we beat up to the North Edisto Inlet. While beating up we espied a schooner, which fact caused the crowd to take alarm, and, to a man, they rushed below, armed themselves with their swords, knives, and pistols, bagged their clgthing and a few little valuables, then prepared for the boats, as they intended to beach the brig. They were apprehensive that the vessel sighted was a United States gunboat. When they came on deck, however, and took another observation, they discovered that it was only a little schooner. Then we made the inlet, when a boat's crew, armed to the teeth, came on board, and piloted us up to the anchorage, about forty miles inland. There they discharged their prizes, and the ves- sels were towed up to Charleston by tow-boats. We arrived at Charleston at about three o'clock, P. M., on the 27th. Next morning the steamer General Clinch took us on board, with our bag- gage. I may also state, that the steamer Planter towed us up to tliis safe " pu'ates' village ground." When we got into Charleston the prize captain took us to a private boarding-house, his agent having closed his office previous to our arrival. Next morning we strolled about the city, and called upon the British Consul, who told us, strange as it may seem, that he could render us no assistance, as we had done wrong in taking our passage on board an American vessel, know- ing that the two countries were at war ; therefore, if the owners of the prize had the good feeling to pay our expenses, it was only to be expected from theii' generous character, but they could not be forced to do so. About twelve o'clock we were called upon to go to the marshal's office, and when we got thei'e the marshal told us that we were prisoners. We were then sent to the city jail. The captain's wife, and the other lady of our company, did not accompany us to the jail. We remained in this limbo till half past eight o'clock, P. M., having been released at that time through the exertions of Her British Majesty's Consul, Mr. Bunce, who had been induced to act then only because an old English captain, who saw us in prison, went to him and prevailed upon him to use his influence in our behalf. The next day we looked round to see if we could devise any means of getting away. The Spanish Consul informed us that the only schoon- er which was going for some time had been loaded, and had sailed already for Matanzas. However, we had the good fortune to meet Mr. Salas, the owner of two vessels which were ready for sea, and it appeai-ed that Mr. Bunce had been to him to endeavor to procure us a passage ; and as he could not assist us, ^Ir. Salas offered to take us to Matanzas on credit. That arrange- ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 27 ment included the other British passengers, my ■wife, and myself. The other three passengers were Germans, having American passports, and could not be taken on board the schooner Jasper. The crew on board this craft declared her un- seaworthy, after getting their advanced pay, and left. Mr. Salas had therefore to ship another crew, and we got ready for sea. As the bark Eowena was getting her name changed to the St. Helena of Charleston, S. C, having been loaded with a cargo of naval stores, awaiting a favorable opportunity to run the blockade, we waited and went out with her. So, on the night of the 2d inst., she was taken in tow by a steamer, and we followed her as closely as Ave could out past the United States vessels, and in half an hour -were after her, and could see the lights of the United States ships quite distinctly, although none of them seemed to make any movement, and did not observe us. It was about ten o'clock, P. M., when we got clear of their lights. Then we thought ourselves safe on the sea once more. We arrived here safely on the mght of Saturday, the 9th inst. And now, when I think of the scenes I have passed through since I left New York, (the scenes of a honeymoon excursion,) what impi'essed me most was the almost death-like solemn appearance of Charleston, and the entire absence of anything like business. It appeared as if a Scotch fast day was being observed. At least one half of the stores have " To Let " posted upon the shut doors, and those which are occupied are all closed at noon every day, and every man has to turn out to drill, or be fined by the jiolice the next day. Another thing which struck me was the afmost entire absence of " hard cash." One of my com- panions and I went into a bar-room to have a drink, and the only money we had to offer was Spanish. My friend offered a two dollar piece, but the bar-keeper was bewildered ; he did not know its value, and asked us what it was worth. Being informed that it was worth two dollars twelve and a half cents in Cuba, he offered two dollars twenty-five cents in paper change. Then a crowd gathered around us, staring their eyes out of their heads, almost, at the novelty of the sight of gold, and many of them seemed really anxious to be the possessors. We saw no small cliange except pieces of paper, which certify that they are " good for five cents," " good for ten cents," and so on. I must say that men, women, and children in Charleston seem united in the cause of secession. When they found that one of my fellow-passen- gers and myself were Scotchmen, they treated us very respectfully. Though our Consul did not at first seem to sympathize with us, still he exerted himself well on our behalf when he found that we were in prison. All seemed to have great re- spect for him in Charleston. ton, has a peculiar interest. The original is in Latin, and bears marks of great antiquity. It is said to have been Avritten by a recluse, some cen- turies since : — " Before thirteen united Shall be thrice what they are, The eagle shall be blighted By the lightning of war. When sixty is ended, And one takes its place, Then brothers offended Shall deal mutual disgrace. If white remain white. And black stiJl be black. Once more they'll unite And bring happiness back. But whenever the Cross Stands aloft 'mong the Stars, They shall gain by their loss, And thus end all their wars." A Prophecy. — The following, translated a j few years since by a lady, who is an inmate of a [ religious institution in the vicinity of Washing- j Occupation of Fort Sumter. — The follow- ing impressive incident occurred at Fort Sumter on Major Anderson taking possession of that place in December, 1860 : It is known that the American flag brought away from Fort Moultrie was raised at Sumter precisely at noon on the 27th of that month. It was a scene that will be a memorable reminiscence in the lives of those who witnessed it. A short time before noon. Major Anderson assembled the whole of his little force, with ' the workmen employed on the fort, around the foot of the flag-staff. The national ensign was attached to the cord, and Major An- derson, holding the end of the lines in his hand, knelt reverently down. The oflUcers, soldiers, and men clustered around, many of them on their knees, all deeply impressed with the solemnity of the scene. The chaplain made an earnest prayer — such an appeal for support, encourage- ment, and mercy as one would make who felt that " man's extremity is God's opportunity." As the earnest, solemn words of the speaker ceased, and the men responded Amen with a fervency that perhaps they had never before experienced. Major Anderson drew the " Star-spangled Ban- ner " up to the toji of the staff, the band broke out with the national air of *' Hail, Columbia ! " and loud and exultant cheers, repeated again and again, were given by the officers, soldiers, and workmen. " If," said the narrator, " South Caro- lina had at that moment attacked the fort, there would have been no hesitation upon the part of any man within it about defending the flag." Incident of the White House, Va. On the occupation of the White House, Va., by the soldiers of General McLellan, a small piece of ])aper, bearing the following inscription, was found pinned on the casing of an inner door : — 28 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. " Northern soldiers, Avho profess to reverence Washington, forbear to desecrate the house of his first married life, the property of his wife, now owned by her descendants. " A granddaughter of Mrs. Washington." Beneath the inscription was written the follow- ing : " Lady : A Northern officer has protected your property in the sight of the enemy, and at the request of your overseer." A Fighting Clergyman. — Rev. B. C. Ward, pastor of a Congregational church in the village of Geneseo, Illinois, conceived it to be his duty to forsake the pulpit for the field. He received authority to raise a company of infantry, but proposed to enlist clergymen only. An appeal to his clerical brethren, published over his own sig- nature, called upon " the fighting stock of the church militant" to prove to the world their will- ingness to " seal with their blood what they have talked in their pulpits," and closed with this ex- traordinary passage : " ]Much as we have said and done to prove our loyalty, we have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. Shall we now, at the call of Christ, come out from beliind our velvet-cush- ioned barracks, whence we have so often hurled bold, indignant v/ords at the giant iniquity of the age, and meet it face to face with the hot shot of rifled artillery, with the gleaming bayonet, or with clashing: sabres in hand-to-hand encounter ? " The Last Man of Beaufokt. — On the day the town of Beaufort, S. C, was entered by the national troops, all the inhabitants were found to have tied, except one white man, who, being too much intoxicated to join his compatriots in flight, had been forced to remain behind. " 'Tis the last man at Beaufort Left sitting alone ; All his valiant companions- Had ' vamosed ' and gone ; No secesh of his kindred To comfort is nigh, And his liquor's expended, The bottle is dry ! We'll not leave thee, thou lone one. Or harshly condemn — Since your friends have all ' mizzled,' You can't sleep with them ; And it's no joking matter To sleep with the dead ; So we'll take you back with us — Jim, lift up his head ! He muttered some words As they bore him away, And the breeze thus repeated The words he did say : ' When the liquor's all out, And your friends they have flown, O, who would inhabit This Beaufort alone ? ' " J. ]\L Learned, of Oxfordville, New Hamp- shire, had three twins in the army. Two of them, twenty-three years old, were in the Massa- chusetts Fourteenth. The third, whose mate is a girl, was in the Fifth New Hampshire regiment. A Reminiscence of Abraham Lincoln. — AVhen the convention was held in Chicago, which nominated Mr. Lincoln for the Presidency in 1860, a respectable gentleman in Massachusetts — not of jNIr. Lincoln's party — was induced to take the opportunity, in company with several delegates and others interested in the objects of the convention, to go out to Chicago, and speixd a few days in visiting that section of the country. In a very few minutes after the final balloting was had, and Mr. Lincoln was nominated, it hap- pened that a train of cars started upon the Cen- tral R,ailroad, passing through Springfield, the place of Mr. Lincoln's residence, and Mr. R., the gentleman alluded to, took passage in the same. Arriving at Springfield, he put up at a public house, and loitering upon the front door steps, had the curiosity to inquire of the landlord where ]\Ir. Lincoln lived. A\'^hilst giving the neces- sary directions, the landlord suddenly remarked, " There is Mr. Lincoln now, coming down the sidewalk ; that tall, crooked man, loosely walk- ing this way ; if you wish to see him you will have an opportunity by putting yourself in his track." In a few moments the object of his curiosity readied the point our friend occupied, who ad- vancing, ventured to accost him thus : " Is this Mr. Lincoln ? " " That, sir, is my name." " My name is R., from Plymouth county, Massachu- setts, and learning that you have to-day been made the public property of the United States, I have ventured to introduce myself with a view to a brief acquaintance, hoping you will pardon such a patriotic curiosity in a stranger." Mr. Lincoln received his salutations with cordiality, told him no apology was necessary for his introduction, and asked him to accompany him to his residence. He had just come from the telegraph office, where he had learned the fact of his nomination, and was on his return home when our friend met and accompanied him thither. Arriving at Mr. Lincoln's residence, he was in- troduced to Mrs. Lincoln and the two boys, and entered into conversation in relation to the Lincoln family of the old colony — the Hinghai^ General Lincoln of the Revolutionary army, and the two Worcester Lincolns, brothers, who were Govern- ors of Massachusetts and Maine at one and the same time. In reply to Mr, R.'s inquiry whether Mr. Lincoln could trace his ancestry to either of those early families of his own name, Mr. Lin- coln, with a characteristic facetiousness, replied that he could not say that he ever had an ancestor older than his father, and therefore had it not in his power to trace his genealogy to so patriotic a source as old General Lincoln of the Revolution — though he wished he could. After some fur- I ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 29 ther pleasant conversation, chiefly relating to the early history of the Pilgrim Fathers, with -which he seemed familiar, Mr. R. desired the privilege of writing a letter to be despatched by the next mail. Mr. Lincoln very promptly and kindly pro- vided him with the necessary means. As he be- gan to write, Mr. Lincoln approached, and tap- ping him on the shoulder, expressed the hope that he v/as not a spy Avho had come thus early to report his faults to the ])ublic. " By no means, sir," protested Mr. R. ; "I am writing home to my wife, who, I dare say, will hardly credit the fact that I am writing in your house." " O, sir," exclaimed Mr. Lincoln, " if your wife doubts your word, I will cheerfully indorse it, if you will give me permission ; " and taking the pen from Mr. R., he wrote the following words, in a clear hand, upon the blank page of the letter : "I am happy to say that your husband is at the present time a guest in my house, and in due time I trust j'ou will greet his safe return to the bosom of his family. A. LiNCOLX." This gave our friend an excellent autograph of Mr. Lincoln, besides bearing witness to his liospitable and cheerful spirit. ^Vhilst thus engaged in pleasant conversation, the cars arrived that brought from Chicago the committee of the convention appointed to notify Mr. Lincoln of his nomination. He received them at the door, and conducted them to seats in his parlor. Our friend, who related the inter- view to us, says that on the reception of this committee Mr. Lincoln appeared somewhat em- barrassed, but soon resumed his wonted tran- quillity and cheerfulness. At the proper time the chairman of the committee arose, and, with 'be- coming dignity, informed Mr. Lincoln, that he and his fellows appeared in behalf of the con- vention now in session at Chicago, to inforn him that he had that day been unanimously nomi- nated to the office of President of the United States, and asked his permission to report to that body his acceptance of the nomination. Mr. Lincoln, with becoming modesty, but very hand- somely, replied, that he felt his insufficiency for the vast responsibilities which must devolve upon that office under the impending circumstances of the times, but if God and his country called for his services in that direction, he should shrink fi"om no duty that might be imposed upon him, and therefore he should not decline the nomi- nation. After this ceremony had passed, Mr. Lincoln remarked to the company, that as an appropriate conclusion to an interview so important and in- teresting as that Avhich had just transpired, he supposed good manners would require that he should treat the committee with something to drink ; and opening a door that led into a room in the rear, he called out, "Mary! Mary!" A girl res])onded to the call, whom Mr. Lincoln spoke a few words to in an under-tone ; and, closing the door, returned again to converse with his guests. In a few minutes the maiden entered, bearing a large waiter, containing several glass tumblers, and a large pitcher in the midst, and placed it upon the centre-table. Mr. Lincoln arose, and gravely addressing the company, said, — " Gentlemen, we must pledge our mutual healths in the most healthy beverage which our God has given to man ; it is the only beverage I have ever used or allowed in my family, and I cannot conscientiously depart from it on the present occasion ; it is pure Adam's ale from the spring ; " and taking a tumbler, he touched it to his lips and pledged them his highest respects in a cup of cold water. Of course, all his guests were constrained to admire his consistency, and to join in his example. Mr. R., when he went to Chicago, had but little political sympathy Avith the Republican convpn- tion which nominated Mr. Lincoln ; but when he saw, as he did see for himself, his sturdy adher- ence to a high moral principle, he returned an admirer of the man, and a zealous advocate of his election. "ALL WE ASK IS TO BE LET ALONE." BY H. H. BKOWNELL. As vonce I valked by a dismal swamp, There sot an old cove in the dark and damp, And at everybody as passed that road A stick or a stone this old cove throwed. And venever he flung his stick or his stone, He'd set up a song of " Let me alone." ' ' Let me alone, for I loves to shy These bits of things at the passers-by ; Let me alone, for I've got your tin, And lots of other traps snugly in ; Let me alone — I am rigging a boat To grab votever you've got afloat ; In a veek or so I expects to come, And turn you out of your ouse and ome ; I'm a quiet old cove," says he, with a groan ; " All I axes, is. Let me alone." Just then came along, on the self same vay, Another old cove, and began for to say : " Let you alone ! That's corain' it strong ! You've be7i let alone — a darned sight too long ! Of all the sarce that ever I heerd ! Put down that stick ! (You may well look skeered. Let go that stone ! If you once show fight, I'll knock you higher than ary kite. " You must have a lesson to stop your tricks, And cure you of shying them stones and sticks ; And I'll have my hardware back, and my cash, And knock your scow into tarnal smash ; And if ever I catches you round my ranch, I'll string you up to the nearest branch. The best you can do is to go to bed, And keep a decent tongue in yoiir head ; For I reckon, before you and I are done, You'll wish you had let honest folks alone." The old cove stopped, and the other old cove, He sot quite still in his cypress grove, And he looked at his stick, revolvin' slow, Vethcr 'twere safe to shy it or no ; And he grumbled on, in an injured tone, " All that I axed vos. Let me alone." 30 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. The Man who wouldn't be made a Pris- oner. — During the last -week in December, 1861, while about a dozen oyster smacks were on their wajr to the " banks " in Mississippi^ Sound, they were surrounded by a number of launches from the national ships ; all were seized in the name of the Government, and a guard put aboard each to co'hduct them under the guns of the ships of war. One of the smacks thus seized was the " elide," commanded and owned by Capt. King, a man who had resided in New Orleans since boyhood, and who was well known as a brave and determined seaman by all of his acquaint- ances around the New Basin. A sergeant and one soldier were placed aboard the " Glide," with orders to steer for the New London, then some twelve or eighteen miles off. The wind was ahead, and the boat had to beat all the way. The " Glide," somehow, strange to say, worked badly ; all the rest of the smacks were soon sev- eral miles ahead, and still the contrary wind was blowing, and the lazy boat dragging slowly along. So passed the greater part of the day, and at five o'clock in the afternoon the fleet was yet several miles off. The soldiers on board the " Glide " grew hungry, and asked Capt. King if he had anything to eat aboard. He politely told them that there was plenty in the cabin — a sort of lit- tle hold in the after part of the craft, reached by a narrow scuttle and two or three crooked steps. The sergeant volunteered to go down and get the victuals, directing the soldier to keep a sharp watch while he did so. He started down the steps with rifle in hand, Gapt. King standing near, officiously showing the way. As soon as he had got into the cabin, and was about to stoop and go forward, the hitherto polite and kind cap- tain suddenly seized his rifle, and jerking it from his hand, shot him dead on the spot. Not stop- ping to swap jack-knives, Gapt. King jumped for- ward, and seizing the other soldier's gun before he had time to Tecover from his fright and aston- ishment, commanded him to surrender. The soldier saw there was no use to resist, gave up, and was securely tied and laid in the hold. Gapt. King then set sail for Fort Pike, and as if understanding the necessity for haste, the little craft recovered from her languor, and sped over the water at raUroad speed. And it was well she did, for the men on the other boats had heard the musket shot, and suspecting something wrong from seeing the " Glide " suddenly change her course, made chase, one and all. The affair then grew exciting, and for a while Gapt. King's chances for safety were rather squally ; but his gallant little craft was in earnest, and rushed on towards the haven of safety as if she understood the whole affair. Night soon came on, and darkness hiding her from the view of her pursuers, enabled her to get safely to Fort Pike, where Ca])t. King recited his adventures, and excited the admiration of the garrison. Leaving the fort the next morning, he arrived in the New Basin with his prisoner and dead sergeant, who were placed in the hands of the military authorities. Besides his prisoner, Gapt. King captured a fine six-oared launch. nearly new, one Minie rifle, one musket, three bayonets, one sergeant's sword, and four cartridge boxes fUled with ammunition — quite a good day's work for a simple oysterman. Gen. Cheatham's Escape. — The following story was told by Gen. Cheatham of the manner in which he escaped capture at the battle of Bel- mont, Mo. : — Just as the opposing armies were approaching one another. Gen. Cheatham discovered a squad- ron of cavalry coming down a road near his position. Uncertain as to which force it belonged, accompanied only by an orderly, he rode up to within a few yards of it, and inquired, — " What cavalry is that ? " " Illinois cavalry, sir," was the reply. " O ! Illinois cavalry. All right ; just stand where you are ! " The cavalry obeyed the order, and unmolested by them, who supposed he was one of the Fed- eral officers, the general rode safely back, directly under the guns of another Federal regiment, which had by that time come up, but who, seeing him coming from the direction of the cavalry, also supposed that he was one of them. Some of the national officers remembered the incident, and agreed with the hero of it, that if they had known Avho he was, it was very probable that there would have been one general less that niffht. An Incident with a ]Moral. — A chaplain in one of the regiments on the Potomac narrates the case of a sick soldier, which strikingly illus- trates the reasoning of many men in the camp and out of it. Some one had mentioned to the soldier the case of the Vermonter who was sen- tenced to be shot for sleeping on his post. During the evening following, the fever set in violently ; the sick man imagined he was the one sentenced to be shot. The surgeon being called, the fol- lowing conversation ensued : — " Doctor, I am to be shot in the morning, and wish you to send for the chaplain. I desire to make all necessary preparations for my end." " They shall not shoot you ; I'll take care of you. Whoever comes to take you from here, I shall have them arrested and put under guard." " Will you, dear doctor ? Thank you, thank you — well, then, you need not send for the chaplain 'just yet.'" THE SPOTTED HAND. AX ANECDOTE OF JOHN C. CALHOUN. One morning, at the breakfast table, when I, an unobserved spectator, happened to be present, Calhoun was observed to gaze frequently at his right hand, and brush it with his left in a hurried and nervous manner. He did this so often that it excited attention. At length one of the per- ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 31 sons comprising the breakfast party — his name, I think, is Toombs, and he is a member of Congress from Georgia — took upon himself to ask the occasion of Mr. Calhoun's disquie- tude. " Does your- hand pain you ? " he asked of Mr. Calhoun. To this Mr. Calhoun replied, in rather a hur- ried manner, — " Pshaw ! it is nothing but a dream I had last night, and which makes me see perpetually a large black spot, like an ink blotch, upon the back of my right hand ; an optical illusion, I suppose." Of course these words excited the curiosity of the company, but no one ventured to beg the de- tails of this singular dream, until ToomSs asked quietly, — " What was your dream Kke ? I am not very superstitious about dreams ; but sometimes they have a great deal of truth in them." " But this was such a peculiarly absurd dream," said Mr. Calhoun, again brushing the back of his right hand ; *' however, if it does not intrude too much 01], the time of our friends, I will relate it to 3'ou." Of course the company were profuse in their expressions of anxiety to know all about the dream, and Mr. Calhoun related it. " At a late hour last night, as I was sitting in my room, engaged in writing, I was astonished by the entrance of a visitor, who, without a word, took a seat opposite me at my table. This sur- prised me, as I had given particular orders to the servant that I should on no account be dis- turbed. The manner in which the intruder en- tered, so perfectly self-possessed, taking his seat opposite me without a word, as though my room and all within it belonged to him, excited in me as much surprise as indignation. As I raised my head to look into his features, over the top of my shaded lamp, I discovered that he was wrapped in a thin cloak, Avhich effectually con- cealed his face and features from my view ; and as I raised my head, he spoke : — " ' AVhat are you writing, senator from South Carolina ? ' " I did not think of his impertinence at first, but answered him voluntarily, — " ' I am writing a plan for the dissolution of the American Union.' " (You know, gentlemen, that I am expected to produce a plan of dissolution in the event of certain contingencies.) To this the intruder re- plied, in the coolest manner possible, — " ' Senator fi-om South CaroHna, will you allow me to look at your hand, your right hand ? ' " He rose, the cloak fell, and I beheld his face. Gentlemen, the sight of that face struck me like a thunder-clap. It Avas the face of a dead man, whom extraordinary events had called back to life. The features were those of Gen. George Washington. He was dressed in the Revolu- tionary costume, such as you see in the Patent Office." Here Mr. Calhoun paused, apparently agitated. His agitation, I need not tell you, was shared by the company. Toombs at length broke the em- barrassing pause. " Well, what was the issue of this scene ? " Mr. Calhoun resumed : — " The intruder, as I have said, rose and asked to look at my right hand. As though I had not the power to refuse, I extended it. The truth is, I felt a strange thrill pervade me at his touch ; he grasped it, and held it near the light, thus affording full time to examine every feature. It was the face of Washington. After holding my hand for a moment, he looked at me steadily, and said in a quiet way, — " ' And with this right hand, senator from South Carolina, you would sign your name to a paper declaring the Union dissolved ? ' " I answered in the affirmative. " ' Yes,' I said, ' if a certain contingency arises, I will sign my name to the Declaration of Disso- lution.' " But at that moment a black blotch appeared on the back of my hand, which I seem to see now. " ' What is that ? ' said I, alarmed, I know not why, at the blotch on my hand. " ' That,' said he, dropping my hand, ' is the mark by which Benedict Arnold is known in the next world.' " He said no more, gentlemen, but drew from beneath his cloak an object which he laid upon the table — laid upon the very paper on which I was writing. This object, gentlemen, was a skeleton. " ' There,' said he, ' there are the bones of Isaac Hayne, who was hung at Charleston by the British. He gave his life in order to establish the Union. When you put your name to a Dec- laration of Dissolution, why, you may as well have the bones of Isaac Hayne before you — he Avas a South Carolinian, .and so are you. But there was no blotch on his right hand.' " With these words the intruder left the room. I started back from the contact with the dead man's bones, and — awoke. Overcome by labor, I had fallen asleep, and had been dreaming. Was it not a singular dream ? " All the company answered in the affirmative, and Toombs muttered, " Singular, very singular," and at the same time looking curiously at the back of his right hand, while Mr. Calhoun placed his head between his hands, and seemed bmied in thought. A CONTRABAND REFRAIN, MUCH IN VOGUE AT FORTRESS MONKOE. Wake up, snakes, pelicans, and Sesh'ners ! Don't yer hear 'um comin' — Comin' on de run ? Wake up, I tell yer ! Git up, Jefferson I Bobolishion's comin' — Bob-o-lish-i-on. 32 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. Anecdote of President Lincoln. — The following is one of Mr. Lincoln's stories. These he told often in private conversation, rarely in his speeches. *' I once knew a good, sound churchman, whom we'll call Brown, Avho was on a committee to erect a bridge over a very daugerous and rapid river. Architect after architect failed, and at last Brown said he had a friend named Jones, who had built several bridges, and could build this. ' Let's have him in,' said the committee. In came Jones. ' Can you build this bridge, sir ? ' ' Yes,' replied Jones ; ' I could build a bridge to the infernal regions, if necessary.' The sober committee were horrified ; but when Jones retired, Brown thought it but fair to defend his friend. ' I know Jones so well,' said he, ' and he is so honest a man, and so good an architect, that, if he states soberly and positively that he can build a bridge to Hades — why, I be- lieve it. But I have my doubts about the abut- ment on the infernal side.' So," Lincoln added, " when politicians said they could harmonize the Northern and Southern wings of the Democracy, why, I believed them. But I had my doubts about the abutment on the Southern side." Mr. Winthrop, one of the Boston Union Com- mittee, called on Senator Mason, in January, 1861, and, referring to his former visit to Massachusetts, remarked in the blandest tones : " I hope, Mr. Mason, we shall see you again at Bunker Hill.". To which the senator stiffly jerked out the re- sponse : " Not unless I come as an ambassador, sir." General Rousseau and a Rebel Clergy- man. — Rev. Frederick A. Ross had just been ex- amined on a charge of treason, and convicted['upon his own showing. Under charge of a guard he was about to leave the General's tent. Putting on a particularly sanctimonious expression of countenance, he took up his hat, turned to the General, and said : " Well, General, we must each do as we think best, and I hope we will both meet in heaven." The General replied : " Your getting to heaven, sir, will depend altogether upon your future conduct ; before we can reasonably hope to meet in that region, you and I must become bet- ter men." The effect of this brief rejoinder was irresistible. REBELS. Rebels ! 'tis a holy name ! The name our fathers bore. When battling in the cause of Right, Against the tyrant in his might, In the dark days of yore. Rebels ! 'tis our family name I Our father, Washington, Was the arch-rebel in the tight. And gave the name to us — a right Of father nnto son. Rebels ! 'tis our given name ! Our mother, Liberty, Received the title with her fame, In days of grief, of fear and shame, When at her breast were we. Rebels! 'tis our scaled name ! A baptism of blood ! The war — ay, and the din of strife — The fearful contest, life for life — The mingled crimson flood. Rebels ! 'tis a patriot's name ! In struggles it was given ; We bore it then when tyrants raved, And through their curses 'twas engraved On the doomsday book of heaven. Rebels ! 'tis our fighting name ! For peace ri^es o'er the land, Until they speak of craven woe — Until our rights receive a blow, From foe's or brothers' hand. Rebels ! 'tis our dying name ! For although life is dear, Y'et, freemen born and freemen bred, We'd rather live as freemen dead, Than live in slavish fear. Then call us Rebels if you will — We glory in the name ; For bending under unjust laws, And swearing faith to an unjust cause, We count a greater shame. An Editor before the Cabinet. — The ed- itor of the Chatauque (N. Y.) Democrat was spend- ing his time in Washington, and w'riting home let- ters for publication. One of them, it was claimed, contained *' contraband news," and the editor (if his statement may be believed) was summoned be-i fore the Cabinet to answer for the heinous oflence.- Here is his account of the affair : — " So many weeks had slipped away since my friends in Jamestown commenced sending the Democrat regularly to. the members of the Cabi- net and General McClellan, that the vision of a file of ferocious soldiers had departed from my imagination, when one morning the subscriber re- ceived a gilt-edged, jockey-club-scented note, re- questing his distinguished presence at the White House at a certain hour. I had no doubt but the note was from -Mrs. Lincoln, who, I supposed, wished to apologize for the blunder that she made in my not receiving her invitation to the White House ball. " So, giving my boots an extra blacking, and my moustache an extra twist, I wended my way to the President's domicile. After disposing of hat, cane, &c., I was conducted into the room used for Cabinet meetings, and soon found myself in the presence of the President, Messrs. Seward, Stan- ton, and W'^lles. ^Slr. Seward, whom I had met at a duiner-party at General Risley's, in Fredonia, during the campaign of 18G0, recognized me, and ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 33 at once alluded to the excellence of General Ris- ley's brandy, and proposed to Abe that he should send over to his cellar at the State Department, and get a nice article that he had there. I noticed three copies of the Chatauque Democrat spread out on the table, bearing certain initials, which for the sake of avoiding personalities I ■will not men- lion. I also noticed ominous black lines draAvn around certain passages which I recognized as being part of my letter of several weeks ago. They looked like Mr. Benton's expunged resolu- tions on the Senate Journal. Mr. Welles was so deeply engaged in reading a fourth copy, that he did not look up as I went in. It seems that the " mailing clerks " at James- town had neglected to furnish the Navy Depart- ment with a copy, and the Secretary was deeply absorbed in its perusal. Mr. Stanton was busy writing his recent order, thanking God and Gen- eral Halleck for the victory and slaughter at Pittsburgh Landing, and paid no attention to my entrance. Mr. Lincoln said : " A Cabinet meeting had been called at the request of General McClellan, to con- sider my offence in writing the letter consiiicuous- ly marked in the Democrat before us, and which had been kindly furnished several of their number by certain patriotic and high-toned gentlemen in Jamestown, N. Y. But they would have to delay a few minutes, to await the arrival of the Commo- dore from Yorktown, with despatches from Gen- eral McClellan, who had telegraphed that the business must not go on till his despatches ar- rived." During the interval, me, and Abe, and SeA\ard, sauntered through the rooms, looking at the vari- ous objects of interest. On entering the library, we found that the messenger had returned from Seward's cellar, with some of the Secretary's best Auburn brand. The cork was drawn, and we sampled the fluid. We next visited the ladies' parlor, and were presented to " Mary," who came forward, and shook me cordially by the hand, and desired to know " how I flourished ; " said " she never should forgive me for not attending her ball." She was greatly shocked to hear that there had been a failure to connect, about getting the sard of invitation. We were soon summoned to the council ; the Commodore had arrived, bringing seventeen of General McClellan's staff, who had been delegated by him to transmit to the President his copy of the Democrat, which he had received at Fortress Monroe. On opening it, the same ominous ink- marks were drawn around the passages intended to be brought to the especial notice of the Gen- eral. The "'Staff-officers then withdrew, and the President proposed to proceed to business. At this juncture Mr. Welles looked up from the paper he had been so busily perusing, and inquired of the President : " If he had ever heard anything about the fight the Democrat spoke of, between the Monitor and the Merrimac, and the danger there Avas of the latter getting out and coming up the Potomac and bombarding Washington ? " Mr. Lincoln said : " It was a fact." The Secretarv seemed greatly surprised, and said : " He must write to his brother-in-law in Ncav York, to send round a vessel to Hampton Roads, to v/atch the Merrimac, and also to send him the Weekly Post, so that he could get the news." He chose the Post, because he had been in the habit, aforetime, of contributing essays for its columns. He also remarked that there was " much valuable and deeply interesting news in the Democrat,'" which was then only some four weeks old. Mr. Stanton here proposed that the contraband article should be read, as he had been so busy of late, he had not read the copy sent him by his patriotic correspondents at Jamestown. So Mr. Seward read the article through carefully. When it M'as completed, Mr. Stanton brought his fist down on the table with the energy and vigor for which he is celebrated, and says he : " Them's my sentiments, by ." The Secretary, contrary to the opinion of many who know him only by his short, pungent, pious, pithy, patriotic, and pe- culiar proclamations, profanes pretty profusely Avhen excited. During the reading he had been fumbhng his vest-pocket. Says he : " What's the price of that paper per annum ? " I informed him that it was furnished to advance paying sub- scribers at one dollar. He handed me a gold dol- lar, and says he : " Send it along." Mr. Welles, who was just then absorbed in reading the account of the "embarkation" of the army from Alexan- dria, looked up and said : " He had thought of sub- scribing himself, but as Mr. Stanton had done so, he would have George send him the Post, and they could exchange." The President now called for an opinion from the other members of the Cabinet, Mr. Stanton having voted, as I have before remarked. Mr. Seward, who Avas in a happy frame of mind, said that : " Perhaps it Avas impolitic to have AA'ritten just such an article, as he Avas ahvays opposed to the expression of any decided opinions, but he thought the editor of the Democrat kncAv good liquor Avhen he smelt it, and in vieAV of the fact that he hailed from Old Chatauque, Avhose inhab- itants he remembered AA'ith pride, having once been a resident there, he voted that the article Avas not contraband, but that the Avriter must not do so again." Mr. Welles said : " He did not knoAV enough about the subject under consideration to give an opinion. He had been much interested in the perusal of the article, and had found some useful hints in it in regard to the danger to be appre- hended from the Merrimac, Avhich he thought he should act upon by next year — on the Avhole, he thought the good balanced the evil, and he Avas for calling it square." It Avas the President's turn, noAv, to decide the matter. He ahvays gets the opinion of his " con- stitutional advisers " all round, and then does as he has a mind to. Abe turned to me Avith a merry tAvinkle in his eye, and his lovely and ex- pressive countenance seemed more seraphic than ever, and says he to me, says he : " Your letter on McClellan reminds me of a story that I heard in the days of John Tyler's Administration. There 34 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. was an editor in Rhode Island, noted for his love of fun — it came to him irresistibly — and he couldn't help saying just what came into his mind. He was appointed Postmaster by Tyler. Some time after Tyler vetoed the Bank Bill, and came into disrepute with the Whigs, a conundrum Ment the rounds of the papers. It was as follows : ' Why is John Tyler like an ass ? ' This editor copied the conundrum, and could not resist the temptation to answer it, which he did as follows : ' Because he is an ass.' This piece of fun cost him his head, but it was a fact. " On the whole," said Abe, " here's a dollar ; send me your valuable paper for a year, and be careful in future how you disclose Government secrets that have been published in the Norfolk J )at/ Book only two weeks." I promised to be more discreet hereafter, pledg- ing myself not to interfere further with General Thomas •' or any other man " in his exclusive right to give the rebels the earliest information possible ; also pledging myself to the best of my ability to aid the Government in its patriotic ef- forts to promote " loyal ignorance " among the masses of the Northern people. "CALL ALL! CALL ALL!" BY " GEORGIA." Whoop ! the Doodles have broken loose, Roaring round like the very deuce ! Lice of Egypt, a hungry pack ; After 'em, boys, and drive 'em back. Bull-dog, terrier, cur and fice, Back to the beggarly land of ice, Worry 'em, bite 'em, scratch and tear Everybody and everywhere. Old Kentucky is caved from under, Tennessee is split asunder, Alabama awaits attack, And Georgia bristles up her back. Old John Brown is dead and gone ! Still his spirit is marching on, Lantern-jawed, and legs, my boys, Long as an ape's from Illinois ! Want a weapon ? Gather a brick ! Club or cudgel, or stone or stick. Anything with a blade or butt ! Anything that can cleave or cut ! Anything heavy, or hard, or keen ! Any sort of slaying-machine ! Anything with a willing mind, And the steady arm of a man, behind. Want a weapon ? Why, capture one ! Every Doodle has got a gun, Belt and bayonet, bright and new : Kill a Doodle and capture two ! Shoulder to shoulder, son and sire ! All, call all ! to the feast of fire ! Mother and maiden, and child and slave A common triumph or a single grave. " Ethan Spike " writes, that Hornby has " seceded," and that he consequently resigns his seat in the Maine Legislature. The following resolutions were passed at a public meeting of the new " sovereignty " : Resolved, That we are opposed to koertion, except when exercised by ourselves. liesolved, That the okepation of the Baldwin lightus, by a State keeper, is a irritatin' circum- stance, an' onless he is withdrawn, aour army be instructed to take possession of the same in the name of the taoun. Resolved, That ef aour reasonable demands is not complied to, that we will take possession of, and hold for aour oivn use, the State's prison, and the insane assylum. Resolved, That the haybius korpus act, taxes, an' the Main law be an' is suspended. Also an ordnance relating to weights and measures as used in the likker trade. Be it enacted, That henceforth and for ever, in this ere realm, every quart pot shall hold a gallon. Ordered, that the forgoin' articles shall be the constitution of this suvrinty. To THE Officers of the Navy. — Lieut. Craven, commanding the United States steamer Mohawk, which arrived at New York February 7, 1861, from Key West, published the follow- ing letter, addressed to the officers of the navy : Basely unprincipled incendiaries have scattered throughout our land doctrines of a revolutionary • character — doctrines calculated to inflame the minds of the excitable and thoughtless multitude — calculated to mislead the weak and wavering, and to lead on and incite to frenzy the needy ad- venturers — those wolves of the human race who rejoice in that anarchy and disorder which loosen the restraints of laAv, and afford them occasion for indulgence in license and rapine. Sad indeed in the history of the world will be the day which witnesses the dismemberment of this Confederation — disastrous to the march of human freedom and civilization, the event which blots from the page of history our great and glo- rious nation of self-ruled men. The oppressed of the earth, with hopeful hearts, have long regarded us as the exponents of " lib- erty, fraternity, equality." God avert from us the abasing acknowledgment that man is not capable of self-government. What a humiliating reflection, that man, in his passions, can be ruled only by the bayonet, by force — despotic force ; his reasoning faculties gone, he sinks to the level of the brute ; with no principle to guide him, he yields only to force. Officers of the navy, be, as ever, loyal, brave, and true ; our beloved country is convulsed with distracting troubles ; our country is in danger ; the great temple of liberty, founded by our ftithers, and dedicated to the use' of the human race, now reels and totters to its base ; destruction threatens it ; the machinations of designing men have brought it to the verge of ruin. . ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 35 Officers of the navy, our country is in peril, and it behooves us, my friends, to consider well and earnestly what are our duties to the nation which has given us honored places among her sons ; has enrolled us among her defenders ; has " reposed special trust and confidence in our valor, patriotism, and fidelity." There is no one among us, my friends, however humble his station, who has not, with laudable pride, enjoyed the honor of being a servant of his country ; one of her defenders on the seas ; one of the fostered sons of the favored arm of national defence. There can be no feeling more ennobling than that of him who bears arms in his country's defence ; let us be slow to throw aside that ar- mor ; slow to abjure all allegiance, and never betray the trust reposed in us. We have in a marked manner been the honored and cherished sons of our country ; our country- ■ men have with exalted estimate valued the ex- ploits of our heroic men, whose deeds have shed such lustre on our flag, and carried it in triumph and honor to all parts of the wqrld ; recollect, my friends, that each one of us is a sharer in all the glories won by naval valor ; our great men have passed away, but they have left the honor of the navy, the honor of the flag, in our keeping. Some among us have had the fortune to do battle against our country's foes ; all of us have had each our individual role in the great machinery by which the whole is moved ; the fame of our flag belongs to us, and our duty is to rally to its support. We must not forget that our initiation into the service of our coimtry was by taking a solemn oath " to support the Constitution of the United States." That vow, my friends, is recorded on high ; that vow was heard by Him who has said, "Render unto Caesar the things which are Cajsar's." We must beware how we lightly treat so solemn an oath; it cannot be thrown off; we cannot ignore the claims of our country ; we may, it is true, cease to serve, but we cannot, dare not, ofiend the Most High by turning our arms against those laws which we have sworn to sustain ; nor can we be too guarded, lest by any act of ours a single stain is brought upon our bright escut- (.•heon. Let us not be deceived by the vain and idle sophistries of those deluded men who would tell us that the United States are only bound together by a weak alliance, to be shaken ofi" at pleasure by any one, without even so much notice of the abrogation as common decency has established ^ . as customary among the civilized nations of the earth. Let us discard from our minds the illu- sions of those who would in fact persuade us that we never had any nationality. If their arguments are correctly based, we have never indeed been one nation. We are mere pretenders, who have, without shadow of right, adopted a national style and law by which to impose upon mankind. Let us not listen to the reasoning of those who would seduce us from our allegiance by special pleading and abstract questions of State sover- eignty. " Remember your oath " — " Remem- ber ! " What have we to do with States? What indeed have you to do with States, those of you who, by virtue of your national office, are dis- franchised by the laws of the States in which you reside ? The Union is our country ; the Union is our State; the Constitution is our law. A great trust devolves on us. Let not the poisonous bane of revolution have any spread among our ranks. Let us show ourselves ever worthy of the confi- dence of our countrymen. ^Ve are not partisans. We must not listen to treason in any shape or form. We cannot abjure our duties without being guilty of treason ; and by no train of rea- soning can acts against the Government be styled by any other name than treason. The fame of our proudly-waving flag belongs to us, and Avhatever be the fate of that honored emblem of our country, — that honored badge of our power, — whatever be its fate, my friends, let us beware that it suffer no stain through the navy. T. AuGS. Craven, Lieutenant commanding U. S. steamer " Mohawk." A Baking Exploit. — During the month of December, 1861, a squad of some half dozen left Col. Shackleford's regiment, at Calhaun, Ky., on Green River, to bring back three soldiers who had gone to Todd County. While on their route, after night, they came upon some rebel cavalry, and our men seeing that resistance would be use- less, took to the woods. One of them, named Wilkins, was separated from his companions, and in winding about through the woods, came sev- eral times in close proximity to rebel squads, but succeeded in eluding them. He at last overtook three of them, and seeing that his chances were desperate, he determined to join them, and pass himself off" as one of their number. By keeping a little in the rear, he watched a favorable oppor- tunity, when he drew his revolver, and firing rapidly, killed one, badly wounded another, and caused the third to take to flight. Wilkins suc- ceeded in making his escape, and returned to camp at Calhoun, where a gentleman arrived the next day from Elkton, and stated that the rebel cavalry reported that the country was overrun with Federal troops, and that they had been forced to retreat before a superior force. The camp at Calhoun contained plenty of such pluck in the regiments under Cols. Shackleford, Jack- son, Hawkins, and Burbridge. An incident that carries its own comment is related by a visitor on his way to one of the patriot camps in the Old Dominion. Seated by the roadside was a soldier, his musket in one hand, and a volume in the other, which he was reading witli deep interest. He was clad roughly but comfortably, and bore the evidences of hav- ing seen hard service. As the party approached, he rose to his feet, advanced into the road, and exclaimed, " Halt ! Let me see your pass." After 36 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. carefully inspecting the strangers and their pass, he quietly told them to move on, and resumed his seat and his book. One of the party glanced at the volume, and found that it was a beautiful copy of Tennyson's Poems. A Heroinf in Baltimore. — The band of the Sixth Regiment that left Boston in April, 1861, consisted of twenty-four persons, who, together with their musical instruments, occupied a car by themselves from Philadelphia to Baltimore. By some accident, the musicians' car got switched off at the Canton Depot, so that, instead of being the first, it was left in the rear of all the others, and after the attack had been made by the mob upon the soldiers, they came upon the car in which the band was still sitting, wholly unarmed, and incapable of making any defence. The in- furiated demons approached them howling and yelling, and poured in upon them a shower of stones, broken iron, and other missiles, wounding some severely, and demoHshing their instru- ments. Some of the miscreants jumped upon the roof of the car, and Mith a bar of iron beat a hole through it, while others were calling for powder to blow them all up in a heap. Finding that it would be sure destruction to remain longer in the car, the poor fellows jumped out to meet their fiendish assailants hand to hand. They were saluted with a shower of stones, but took to their heels, fighting their way through the crowd, and running at random, M'ithout knowing in what direction to go for assistance or shelter. As they were hurrying along, a rough-looking man suddenly jumped in front of their leader, and exclaimed, " This way, boys ! tliis way ! " It was the first friendly voice they had heard since entering Baltimore, and they stopped to ask no questions, but followed their guide, who took them up a narrow court, where they found an open door, into which they rushed, being met inside by a powerful-looking woman, who grasped each one by the hand, and directed them up- stairs. The last of their band was knocked senseless just as he was entering the door, by a stone, which struck him on the head ; but the woman who had Avelcomed them immediately caught up their fallen comrade, and carried him in her arms up the stairs. " You are perfectly safe here, boys," said the Amazon, who directly proceeded to wash and bind up their wounds. After having done this, she procured them food, and then told them to strip oft' their uni- forms, and ])ut on the clothes she had brought them, a motley assortment of baize jackets, rag- ged coats, and old trousers. Thus equipped, they were enabled to go out in search of their com- panions, without danger of attack from the Plug Uglies and Blood Tubs, who had given them so rough a reception. They tl;ien learned the particulars of the attack upon the soldiers, and of their escape, and saw lying at the station the two men Avho had been killed, and the others who had been wounded. One of their own band Avas missing, and he has not jet been found, and it is uncertain whether he was killed or not. On going back to the house where they were so humanely treated, they found that their clothes had been carefully tied up, and with their battered instruments, had been sent to the de])ot of the Philadelphia Rail- road, where they were advised to go themselves. They did not long hesitate, but started in the next train, and arrived at Philadelphia just in time to meet the Eighth Regiment of jNIassachu- setts Volunteers, under the command of Gen. Butler, who told them to hurry back to the Old Bay State to show their battered faces and broken limbs, and that they should yet come back, and play Hail Columbia in the streets of Baltimore, where they had been so inhumanly assaulted. The noble-hearted woman who rescued these men is a well-known character in Baltimore, and according to all the usages of Christian society, is an outcast and a polluted being ; but she is a true heroine, nevertheless, and entitled to the grateful consideration of the country. When Gov. Hicks had put himself at the head of the rabble rout of miscreants, and Winter Davis had fled in dismay, and the men of wealth and official dignity had hid themselves in their terror, and the police were powerless to protect the handful of unarmed strangers who were struggling with the infuriated mob, this degraded woman took them under her protection, dressed their wounds, fed them at her own cost, and sent them back in safety to their homes. As she is too notorious in Baltimore not to be perfectly well known by what we have already told of her, it will not be exposing her to any persecution to mention her name. Ann Manley is the name by which she is known in the city of Blood Tubs, and the loyal men of the North, when they march again through its streets, should remember her for her humamty to their countrymen. THE MODERN GILPIN. A EALLAD OF BULL EUX. Will Russell was a writer rare. Of genius and renown, A war-trained correspondent he From famous London town. On Indian and Crimean coasts He wrote of guns and drr;ms, And now as through our land he posts, To Washington he comes. Will Russell said to chosen friend, "Though four months I have been In search of some great Yankee fight, No skrimmage have I seen. To-morrow's sun will see a fight On Bull Rim's banks, they say; So there, my friend, we'll early go, All in a ttco-'oss shay. ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 37 I'll also take a saddle-horso To bear the battle's brunt, Whereon m my Crimean style, I'll see the fight in front. And I will don the coolest of My Himalayan suits — My belt, felt hat, revolver, and My old East Lidian boots. Fresh stores of pens I'll surely need, And foolscap, too, I think ; And in one holster snugly thrust A pint of Dovell's ink. While in the bottom of the gig We'll stow the choice Bordeaux, And eke this bottle of cold tea — To cool us off, you know ! And for that, in this heathen land, The grub is all a sham, I've here wrapped up some sausage, too, And sandwiches of 'am. Experience on Crimean shores Has taiight me how to forage, And how these creature comforts tend To keep up martial courage." Smack ! went his lips at thought thereof, Off rolled the Yankee gig, Before the shouts and rolling whites Of starers, small and big ! Like clouds of dust his spirits rise. While merry cracks the whip ; The led-horse pranced and "bobbed around" Like porpoise round a ship. The Long Bridge planks jumped up and down In sympathetic jig — They little thought he would return Minus the " creaking gig." That rotten Rubicon is passed. And likewise frowning <' Runyon" — Its outline marked with many a black Columbiad on its trunnion. Past fields where just the day before The harvest-scythe was sweeping, They rushed where soon its human sheaves Death's sickle would be reaping ! As rise the distant cannon's tones, So mounts his martial ardor. His thoughts half on the work " in front " — Half on his meagre larder. At length he's there at Centreville ! In sight and sound of what He came so far to see and sketch. Where rained the shell and shot ! But ere he ventures, careful soul ! To reach that scene of death, He seeks a cool and shady place " To give his horses breath." Then forth lie draws the precious stores, — Cold tea, Bordeaux, and 'am, — 'Mid cannon-shots and bottle-pops, Enjoys his lunch and dram. The dubious issue of the fight Contents him with his seat, Until a courier from the field Reports the foe's retreat ! Up sprang Will Russell from the charms Of tea and 'am so vile — His toilet for "the front" prepares In his Crimean sty?e. " My 'oss ! my 'oss ! quick, bring it me ! What would the Thunderer say, If they should end this Bull Run fight, AVhile I lunch in my shay?" His " Indian " sack hangs down and hides Each short and sturdy limb ; His hat o'erhangs his jolly form With amplitude of brim. Beneath its shade, his round, red face Flames like St. George's banner ; AVhile from its rim, in haveloch style, A buff' and red bandanna ! In guise like this, he grandly mounts And starts in warlike trot, That did not turn to gallop as He neared the deadly spot. But lo ! a motley frightened crowd Before him doth appear, Of such as ever follow camps, All hurrying to the rear. And pushing through this heaving mass Of human breakers, soon He found himself 'mid reeling ranks. Battalion and platoon! But 'mid that frightened crowd, he says He only kept his wits, And puffs, and scolds, and wonders, too, What trouble " gave them fits ! " " I do declare ! What means all this ? What has your vict'ry nipped ? Why run you so ? " — the sole reply Was panted forth, " We're whipped !" " Dear me ! I fain would get in front ! How would the people stare, If Fame should ask my whereabouts. And echo say, ' the rear ! ' " You cravens, stand ! why do you run? Return to the assault ! " Bang ! bang ! — a shell bursts o'er his head ■ Will Russell calls a halt ! " Aw ! that icas near ! no further need For me to make researches — I'll simply book what I have seen. Behind yon grove of birches." Bang! bang! "Aw! there's another shell ! And one that is a screamer ; And, let me think — I must leave now. To write by Wednesday's steamer ! And though my steed has come to-day Full thirty miles and better, Needs must he now to take me back To mail my battle-letter." 38 ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. Ho turns his horse ! both are afloat On the retreating wave ! But as he struggles back, he scoffs In words — not accents brave. To clear the road and let him pass, He hails each runaway ; But their respect for rank, alas ! Is broke and done away ! Wagon and cart, and man and beast. All in the turnpike jammed ; Mess pork and hams, and shot and grain, • No thoroughfare so dammed ! The dainty stores that fed " the staff" Mixed with the private's fare ! Sad waste ! •' O, what, my countrymen, A falling off was there ! " The teamsters " cut and ran," and left ; No traces you could find ; While those afoot from horsemen feared A dreadful " cut behind ! " " The Cavalry ! " at that dread sound Will's courage was bereft him ; Although he tried, by valiant words, To show it had not left him. And eke before his mental eye The dreadful vision rose. Of that warm suit the Southern press Had threatened him for clothes ! " That threat ! when 'tis so 'orrid 'ot — Beyond East Indian weather ! How my too solid flesh would melt In suit of tar and feather ! " His anxious looks, yet valiant words, Make many jeer and hoot him, AVhile every random shot he fears Is some attempt to shoot him. While thus he trembles for his life, By coward taunt and curse, So, to his eye, each ambulance Seems an untimely hearse ! At each artillery " thud " he hears, Up close his legs he tucks. Then down upon his saddle bow His anxious visage ducks ! And eke behind his Indian sack Swells in balloon-like manner, While flaps and flies around his neck The buff and red bandanna ! Again he's back at Centreville, In search of friend and gig ; i'hey are not here ! nor 'am, nor tea — They're just the things to prig. O for a glass of wine, or slice Of those fine wasted 'ams ! — But though there's plenty on the road. They're no longer Uncle Sam's ! So now for Washington, my steed ! It is no use to whine ; You brought me here to see a fight, Now take me back to dine ! " A sudden squad of fugitives Here through tlic village fled, And Bill's great fancy for the front Soon placed him at their head. But as he leads the flying herd Adown a hill's decline, Behold, across tlie road drawn up A regiment in line ! " What brings you here ? " the Colonel shouts. "Back ! back ! I say : I'll shoot The coward that across my ranks Would dare to place his foot ! " The herd recoils, save Russell wild, Who, fumbling in his vest : "But, sir — you know! — I'm English ! Come! You must not me arrest ! I have a pass — aw ! here it is ! 'Tis signed by General Scott — Don't keep me here ! " " Pass this man up ! " Replied the Colonel, hot. Nor time lost Will, as off he dashed, In sudden bolt that snapped A loop of sack and havelock both. That now far rearward flapped ! At Fairfax Court House next he stops. To breathe his horse and sup ; But here his rest by Boniface Is quickly broken up. Quoth he, " They fear Virginia's horse ? AVcU may the)', stranger, when These mountain riders number now Full twenty thousand men ! " " Good 'eavens ! no ? — but do they though? " Our startled hero cries. Then off again, though cruel need. To Washington he flics ! Night finds him bravely spurring on Past wood, and grove, and thicket, With brave words frequent cheering up Each watchful, anxious picket. " What news ? What ncAvs ? " they all do shout. Says Russell in reply : " It is no rout ! the army's safe ! Keep up your heart — don't fly ! " " Stop ! stop ! Bill Russell ! tell us why," Loud after him they bawl, " If all is safe, you run so fast, Or why you run at all ? " Yet on Jie flies ; up hill, down dale. In very ghost-like manner ; While ever rearward flaps and flies The buff and red bandanna ! The night wanes on, the moon is up, And soon our correspondent, Though near his goal, with ncAv-born fears Grew suddenly despondent. " The guards are set upon the bridge ; Dear me, what fate is mine ! They'll hail me soon, and I may die And give no countersign ! " ANECDOTES, POETRY, AND INCIDENTS. 39 His fears are vain — that yet'ran name Is good, as you'll agree, (As has been often said before,) To pass him through, IScott free. At last he's safe upon the bridge ! He sees the lights oft town, Mirrored in broad Potomac's tide, Hang brightly dripping down ! Then droops his head, then droops his steed, In sympathetic manner ; Then droops his sack, then droops also The buff and red bandanna ! Can this be he that o'er these planks At morning dashed so trig r Revisiting beneath the moon In such a dismal rig ! The bridge is passed ! and he again Resumes his martial port, And swells, and puffs, and comforts all With words of valiant sort. But sudden from the rising clouds A vivid lightning flash ! ♦' The foe ! " he cries, and fearful lists To hear the cannon's crash ! He's off again ! up Fourteenth Street ! Once more, like ghostly banner, Behind him dimly flaps and flies The buff and red bandanna ! His rooms are reached, he bolts his door, When lo ! before his eyes, A midnight supper ready spread, To which he instant flies. No time, by dofiing hat or dress, To balk his famished jaws ! But, Cassius-like, he " plunges in, Accoutred as he was ! " Sausage, and cheese, and 'am again, With draughts of wine between ; Down that vast throat of British gauge, In quick procession seen ! What grunts of bliss beneath that hat O'er this unlooked-for manna ! While as he munched still rose and fell The buff and red bandanna ! At last he's full ! but quickly now His brain is all astir ; To forge fit bolts of caustic for His chief, the Thunderer ! His pen is drawn, and o'er his sheet Fast its vocation plies. In telling what he thought he saw — Wherein his genius lies ! But soon the inspiration's o'er ! With wine and sausage pressed, His eyelids close, his burly head Down drops upon his breast. Hark to the thunders of his snore ! In deep, bassoon-like manner ! While with each swell still rose and fell The buff and red bandanna ! Rest, Russell, rest ! thy race is o'er ; And well you won it, too ; For no such time was ever made Since days of Waterloo ! Now let us sing, in jolly ring, Great Russell's martial spree — When next he goes to see a fight, ilay he get there to see ! Ye poets ! who may sing some day, In strains, rich, racy, full, The race from Bull Run, don't forget The run of Mr. Bull. Incidents of Bull Run. — At the battle, when the order came from the headquarters for the retreat, word was passed down the line to the NeAV York Zouaves. " Do not ! " exclaimed a score of the " pet lambs " in a breath. " Do not ! " " AVe are ordered to retreat," said the commander. " Wot'u thunder's that ? " respond- ed one of the hard-heads, who evidently did not comprehend the word exactly. "Go back — re- tire," continued the commander. " Go back — where'}" "Leave the field." ''Leave'} AVhy, that ain't what we come for. We're here to fight," insisted the boys. "We came here with 1,040 men," said the commander, " There are now 600 left. Fall back, boys ! " and the " lambs " sulkily retired, evidently displeased with the order. Two of the New Hampshire Second were leav- ing the field, through the woods, when they were suddenly confronted by five rebels, who ordered them to "7