^*!Vx OH, WELL, IT'S NO USE PS 635 .Z9 C5728 Copy 1 an ©rtginal i^egro Sftetcfj in ©ne Scene AS PERFORMED BY SCHOOLCRAFT AND COES WRITTEN AND ARRANGED FOR PUBLICATION, WITH ALL THE ORIGINAL STAGE BUSINESS BY GEORGE H. COES 1, 4 BOSTON WAZ\\\^^i^ I /^.^.^^A/y<^aJ^S^^^'^^ y 1893 h f^^n CHARACTERS. , K As originally performed at the Howard Athenceum, Boston, in 18^4. LUKE , . Luke Schoolcraft GEORGE George H. Coes MAN, who can play the banjo. Copyright, 1893, by Walter H. Baker & Co. PROPERTIES. Three stools, two behind door in flat, one at r. i e. TMP92-008885 OH, WELL, IT'S NO USE, Sc^^^. — Kitchen in 3. {As scene opens George stands in door tryiiig to get Luke to come in. Business ad libitum until George sJmts the door. Luke has stools under his arms which he throws down c. of stage) then goes to door and peeks out.) Geo. Where do you want to put me — in the station-house? Luke {very excited). I don't care where I put ye. Geo. Well, I care. What's the matter with you and that fel- low, anyway? Luke {goes to door again). Enough's the matter. Geo. bh, he's gone long ago. Luke. He'd better be gone. Geo. What's the trouble ? Luke {picking his teeth as if he had been eating). Well, very well. Geo. Very well. Luke. Well, very well. {Ad lib.) You know when we went in to get that clam chowder. Geo. Yes. Luke. Very well. You sat down whar dey dish it out. Geo. I know I did. Luke. Very well. I sat down by the door. Geo. You did. Luke. I no sooner had de clam chowder put down before me when somebody poke in his head and hollered, " Fire ! fire ! fire ! " Geo. Well, what then? Luke. I went out to see where the fire was, and when I come back my chowder was gone. Geo. Well, I suppose the landlord thought you was not gomg to eat it, so he took it back to the kitchen again. Luke. No such't a thing — no such't a thing. Geo. No? What happened? Luke. That fellar eat it all. Geo. {dramatically). Why, he was a villain. Luke. Yes, he was. 3 4 OH, WELL, IT S NO USE. Geo. (Luke responds '■'■yes'^ to all the sentences'). He was a ruffian of the deepest dye ! You should have felled him to the earth with your good right arm ; you should have annihilated him ; you should have left him weltering in his gore ! Luke. I would have done it right there and then. Geo. Why didn't you? Luke. When I asked him about it, what you s'pose he done? Geo. I don't know. What? Luke. He pulled a knife on me, dat long. {Shows.) Geo. What did you do in that knife-furious proceeding? Luke. What would you do if a man pulled a knife on ye? Geo. I'd run. Luke. Umph ! Well, dat's what I done. I wasn't going to stand there and get carved. Geo. Certainly not. Why, you must have had some previous trouble with that fellow. Luke. Yes, he's a rival. Geo . Rival ? In love ? Luke. Yes. Geo. Who is the fair damsel engaged in this imbroglio Luke. This what'll oh ? Geo. Who is the maiden engaged in this controversy? Luke {donH understancl). Yes. Geo. Who is the girl that caused this trouble? Luke. Oh, you knows her — you knows her well. Geo. Well, who is she ? Luke. Try and guess. Geo. Oh, I couldn't guess in a thousand years. {Ad lib.) (Luke puts his hand to the side of his moiUh atid whispers to George.) Geo. {hears him i?i pantoinijne) . Not Ruth Ann. Luke. Ruth Ann Morgan. Geo. You astound me. I thought you and her were betrothed. Luke. I guess not. Geo. I say, I thought you and her were engaged to be married. Luke. Oh, yes ! Geo. What, is the match off? Luke. The match is out of the box. Geo. Well, I am surprised. So the match is off, hey? Luke. She give me the shook. Geo. What for ? Luke. Oh, just simply — Geo. Simply for what ? Luke. Just simply for cause. Geo. What was the cause ? There must be a reason why, — a cause for shaking you. Luke. Just simply for cause I wouldn't spend all the money I ain't got on her. OH, WELL, IT S NO USE. 5 Geo. I know you are very liberal when you have it. Luke. Then she wanted me to treat her to ice-cream. Bah ! Take a spoonful, put it in your mouth, and you feel something cool going down your throat. When ifs down ifs warmer than any- thing else. Lemonade — bah ! Sour water. Geo. a very pleasing drink for a lady. Luke. Fifteen cents a glass — three beers! But I don't have no money lately. Then she wanted me to wear out all my good clothes. Geo. I see you look slightly dilapidated. You don't dress as you were wont to do. Luke. I haven't but two changes to my name. Geo. How is that ? Luke. Off and on. But that gal — she's N. Y. Geo. What's N. Y? Luke. No good. Geo. N. G. is no good. Luke. Yes — N. G. is no use. Oh, she's a false-hearted — false-hearted croquet. Geo. Coquette, you mean. Luke. Yes, a false-hearted crowket. Geo. Now, I always thought Ruth Ann was the most amiable of creatures. Luke. No such a thing. (^Repeat.) You know what she's got instead of heart ? Geo. No; what? Luke. An ice-house. Geo. What, a marble heart? Luke. Packing ice for de summer. But that ain't all — the worse-est is to come. Geo. Let's have the worst, for Heaven's sake! Luke. I've been grocery insulted. Geo. Grossly insulted? How? Luke. I was grocery insulted. Geo. No, no ; grossly — grossly. Luke. This was in front of a grocery store. Geo. Well, how were you grocery insulted ? Luke. You know that grocery store where we go to get warm in the winter? Geo. Yes. Luke. Well, this day you went in to get warm, I didn't have the price. Geo. You were not invited, I recollect. Luke. No. I was standing in front of the store, and looking on the opposite side of the street, when who should come along but him and her, arm in arm, going to the ball or party or something. I wanted her to see I seed her, still I didn't want him to know that I see she saw I seed her. Geo. Clear as mud. You wanted to be recognized, still you did not. 6 OH, WELL, IT S NO USE. Luke, Yes. Then I didn't say anything anybody should take offences at. I simply said, " Ow.'' Geo. Ow? What then? Luke. Well, sir, that fellar turned around without cause or pruflfocation — Geo. Provocation. Luke. — and deliberary — deliber-er-erary picked up a tomatus and struck me. Geo. Hit you with a tomato? Luke. A spilt tomato. Geo. Where did he hit you? Luke {looks at a spot on the left breast of his vest, then looks at George as much as to say, " Here "). Can't you see? Geo. Is that where it struck you? Luke. Yes. Geo. Well, all this time I thought that was blood. Luke. No, it's a tomato stain. Geo. Why, that's indelible. Luke. No, it's in the vest. Geo. I see, it's fast colors — it will never wash out. Luke {looks at his vest). Won't soap wash it out? Geo. I suppose so. If not that, it might the other. Luke {surprised). What other? Is there another spot? Geo. No, no ; dirt. Luke. Where? Geo. Why, all over the vest. Luke. Bless your heart, that ain't dirt ; it's the color of it. It's a dirty white. {Very mad.) Won't that ever come out? Geo. Never in this world. Luke {lookijig though ff id). There are other things he could have struck me with. He might have struck me with an tgg — something that'll wash out. Geo. The idea of hitting you with a spoilt tomato. Luke. He aimed to kill me. Geo. What, with a tomato? Luke. S'pose it was a bullet. Geo. It would have gone through you. Luke. S'pose he'd a hit me in my mouth ? Geo. That would have hit you just right. Luke. Stained my teeth for life. That's an insult on injury. Geo. Why didn't you, immediately after he hit you with that tomato, demand the satisfaction due to a colored gentleman. Luke. I was afraid I'd get it. Geo. {disgusted). Oh, come on; sit down. {Places stools c.) Luke. Oh, I don't want to sit down. Geo. You are awful mad, ain't you? Luke. Sakes alive, ain't it enough? {Tears a?'ound stage as if fighting.) Geo. Yes ; it is a burning shame. OH, WELL, IT S NO USE. / Luke. There's a stain on my breast for life ; never will wash out. {Goes to George as if to strike hi}?i; George says, ''Sit down; '^ Luke slaps him on the back and says) 1 won't hurt you, my boy ; but oh, if I had him now ! {Motions to strike George ; this is kept np ad lib.) Let me give you a pomter :. never hit a man that way, 'cause when you draw back he's gomg to get m on ye. {Doubles and joiiis both hands in one lump.) Just double up on him this way, and land one on the jaw that way. (George dodges.) Geo. For Heaven's sake, sit down ! Luke. I won't hurt you, my boy. I think too much of you. But oh, if I had him now ! Geo. {starts to go). Let me try and find him for you. Luke {stops him). Don't be m a hurry. Do you think he might come? Geo. He might. What do you want to do with him? Luke. I just want to tramp on his neck, and make him spit blood. If he comes in here, you throw him on me. Geo. All right. Now, while we are waitmg for that man from Oshkosh, let's play a reel or something. (George sits c. ; Luke at r. of him, play. Enter Man %vith stool, and sits L. of George and looks at audience. George sees him, and, still playing, kicks Luke on shin.) Luke. Don't put your muddy feet on my pants ; you'll spile 'em. {Turns, and sees Man; then riois to L. H. coiner of stage.) Geo. Here he is ; now go for him. Luke. What for? Geo. What for? For hitting you with that tomato. Luke. He didn't hit you, did he? Geo. No. Luke. What are you interfering for? Geo. Don't you want satisfaction? Luke, Not unless he wants to give it to me* Geo. Ain't you going to tackle him? Luke. I never had no introduction to him. Geo. You're a big coward ! {liirns and sees Man ; ^/Vr/^-j- Luke, who sees Man and runs to R. H. corner of stage. George panto- mimes to Man, as jnuch as to say, " I want you to get out of here, or ril kick you out!" This the Man repeats. George bows assent ; M-K"!^ goes to'L. I E. and repeats same business. Luke comes closer, ufitil George grabs Man by the neck and pants. Luke does same to George, and all go off. Luke comes back strutti>ig, as if he had put them Old, turns and meets George and thinks it the Man ; dis- covers his mistake.) Luke {very brave). Oh, skuse ! I thought it was him. Geo. What a brave boy you are ! Luke. Did you see me? Geo. No; what have you done? 8 OH, WELL, it's no USE. Luke. Why, 1 point my finger to him, and he went out like a dog. Geo. You done nothing to him. 'Twas me that pointed my finger; and out he went. You went over there like a big coward, and I put the man out myself. Luke (very exxited). You mean to say you put the man out? Geo. I did. Luke {hot). I went over there, didn't I? Geo. Yes. What for.? Luke. To give the man the chance for his life. I went over there to get a chance to stamp on his neck, and make him spit blood, when you put your arm out so, and stopped me. Don't do that again. Geo. I thought you were afraid of him. Luke. Afraid! The man ain't born yet. Geo. I beg your pardon. {Shakes his hatid vigorously ; Luke pulls his fuigers apart.) I won't interfere next time. Luke. If he comes in here again, you go out {aside), and I'll go with you. Geo. Come on ; let's play another tune. {As before, Man coines on and sits r. of Luke; George sees him and pushes Luke, who sees the Man atid rushes to L. corner. G^o^ge. goes to Luke, and tries to make him put him out. Luke expostulates evasively. George becomes disgusted, and grabs the Man. Luke grabs George, and all go off "l. h. Sa^ne bus. as before- Luke and George C07ne on again.) Geo. You're the biggest coward I ever saw in my life. Luke {very brave). Did you see me.? Geo. Yes ; I see you. Luke. Til bet hell never come back here again. Geo. What have you done? Luke. Down three flights of stairs — poor fellow. {To George.) Say, he's been m here again. Geo. I know he has. Luke. Say, where was you? Geo. On that stool, there. Luke. Well, I was so excited I didn't see you. He was here, and had that long knife crossways in his teeth. He made a pass for me, and I grabbed him. {Makes his feet strike stage as he lualks across stage.) Bim ! Bam ! Boom ! Down three flights of stairs. (George catches him by his arm.) Geo. YouVe telling me a base falsehood — a base lie. Luke. A lie? Geo. You went over there like a cur, and I put the man out myself. Luke {talks incoherently for some tiine ; very excited). You mean to say I went over there and you put the man out? Geo. Yes, I did. Luke. Oh, well, it's no use. {Walks to and fro.) Geo. What's no use, you big coward? OH, WELL, IT S NO USE. 9 Luke. Yes, I'm a coward. Geo. You wouldn't harm a flea. Luke. No ; he's too hard to catch. Oh, no, I didn't do nothing. Geo. That's right ; you done nothing. Luke. Oh, well, it's no use. I ought to have killed him when I had him in my hands. Geo. Why didn't you ? Luke. What chance did I have ? Geo. All the chance in the world. I threw him on you. Luke (very hot, and gets all mixed up) . I set there, didn't I ? The man sat there. You was there. I point my finger for you to get out of the way, and he — oh, what's the use talking to you! Geo. Do you infer that I interfered with you again? Luke. Can't you see what you did? Geo. No, I cannot. Luke. Where's your eyes? Geo. In my head, of course. Luke. They don't look like it. Oh, well, it's no use. That man will go out and brand me as a coward. Geo. That's what you are. I apologize again. Luke. Tologize nothing. Geo. He'll come back again. . Luke. S'posin' he does, do you think I'd harm a cripple? Geo. Oh, he's no cripple. See here, if he comes back and you don't put him out, TU put you and him out together. Luke. No, you won't. {Aside.) I'll go out. {Goes to George as if to strike him.) Geo. What would you do ? Luke. I ought to hit you once, anyhow. Geo. What for? Luke. Then you'd have more confidence in me. Geo. Come, sit down. ( They play again, and Man comes behind and between George and Luke, and pushes both of them over. \.\5¥.^goes R., and "^k^ follows him menacingly.) Man. Who put me out of here? {Makes motion to strike Luke.) . , ^ ^- Luke. Hit me in the ribs ; don't scar any. Did I put you out.-* Man. That's what I want to know, who put me out? {Same bus.) , 11-:) Luke {weakens). Did I put you out? Does I play de banjo? Man. I don't believe you do. {Looks at George.) Luke. You go and hit him. I'll stand at your back. Man {as Luke attempts to follow). You stay there. If you interfere I'll spit on ye and drown ye. {Goes to George mena-^ cingly. George appears to weaken.) Say, did you put me out o here ^ Geo. I believe I did. (Man goes to /^//George, who catches him by the throat and throws hi?n down c; he lays there. Luke kicks him; MKia hollers, ''You're wrong:' Gets np.) Who are you? lO OH, WELL, IT S NO USE. (Luke repeats, and does so at every sentence of George's, who tells hifn to shut up ; this is ad lib.) Man. Didn't you send to Oshkosh for a musician? Geo. I did ; yes. Man. Well, I am him. Geo. {takes him by the hand). I beg pardon for this rough treatment. That scoundrel has deceived me in this whole affair. What instrument do you play? Man. I play on a fum. {Puts his hand behind hi7n.) Luke. He's got a pistol. {Goes away.) Geo. Where is your instrument? Man. Here. {Pulls ta7nbo from his back under his coat.) ^ Geo. Tam.bourine ! That's what we wanted. We was going to the ball without you. Man. What do we get for this job ? Geo. (/;/ a low voice). Fifteen dollars — seven and a half apiece. Man. That's satisfactory. Luke {takes George one side). Do I ride in the same coach? Geo. Yes. Luke. What do I get? Geo. You heard the engagement the man made with me on the sidewalk. Luke. Yes ; my name was left out. Am I in for the money? Geo. {pokes his finoer in Luke's breast). 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