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A COMEDIETTA, Jn CDne ^ct OOBBECTLY PRINTED FROM THE PROMPTER'S COPT, WITH THE CAST OF CHARACTERS, COSTUMES, SCENE AND PROPERTY PLOTS, RELA- TIVB POSITIONS OF THE DRAMATIS PEUSONJE, SIDES OF ENTRANCE AND EXIT, DISPOSITIONS OF CHARACTERS, ETC., ETC. j,o.j.muJ^ ' NEW YORK: Copyright secured 1879, by HAPPY HOURS COMPANY, No. 6 BEEKMAN STREET. ^ V A COUSIN TO THEM ALL! o:- dhamatis pebson^:. Samson Stuffer, A Policeman, Belinda Bunkum, A Cook, Timt of Bepresentation, — Twenty-Five Minutes. COSTUMES form, long stufiTed whit' Belinda Bunkum.— Smart domestic dress, cap, &c. Samson Stuffer. — Blue uniform, long stufiTed white gloves, absurd beard, helmet* and truncheon. PROPERTIES. Kitchen articles for Scene. Very ugly doll in long clothes. Feeding bottle. Packet of letters. Broomstick Clothes-horse with blanket. Dresser. Kitchen chairs. EXPLANATION OF THE STAGE DIRECTIONS. R., means first entrance right, and right. L., first entrance left, and left. S.E.R., second entrance right. S.E.L., second entrance left. T.E.R., third entrance right. T.E.L., third entrance left. F.E.R., fourth entrance right. F.E L., fourth entrance left. U E..R., upper entrance right. U.E.L., upper entrance left. R.F., right flat. L.F., left fiat. R C.riglit of centre. L.C, left of centre. C., centre. CD., centre doors. C.R., centre towards right. C.L., ceoUe towards left. Observing you are •upposed to face the audiencj^'^;.;fte tbr 'andsome, innercent face, and 'is 4\'f .^^^ ^'^ j/i" r and to 'a?e me in the evenin' when I went *? ^^^^^ /he su pe bee^^^^^^^ 'eard his soft, lovely voice as 'e said we «^«"\t,';»f ,"\^^^^''^^^^^ I'd saved twenty pounds, why, you'd 'ave thought im an angel. Uh, A COUSIN TO THEM ALL! and he looked so beautiful in the photograph 'e gave me, staudiu* up iu full uniform, with 'is truncheon in 'is 'and. Well, I 'ad the twenty pounds iu a savin's bank, and I was fool enough to let 'im 'ave it, and I never clapped eyes on 'im from that day to this. Catch me believe iu peelers alter that. Not if I know it. Tender- heiirted coolvs need not believe that young meu are good because they have good looks. Better take warning by me, and avoid those meu in blue uniforms who prowl about areas and gaze fondly on the cook. 'Tis not she they're thinking about, but the cold roast meat. (A baby is heard crying.) Drat that baby, it's cryin' again. A nice nice place this, indeed. It strikes me I shan't be here very long. (Exit R., and sJiurlly aflerwards re-enters with a baby.) Bye, bye! It's rather a pretty baby. Bye, bye ! You're a fortuLiale youngster. Your father ain't in the force. Bye, bye ! It's gone to sleep again, and I'll pop it into bed, and go and finish my work up-stairs. (Exit E, Enter Samson Stuffeb, l. door ; he advances slowly, Samson, No one 'ere ! All right ! I s'pose the guv'uers are out, and I aveu't forgotten that 'Arriet promised to have a nice warm supper ready, with a bottle of tlie old gentleman's beer. I found the area gate unlocked and the kitchen door ajar, so I s'pose she's kept 'er word and prepared a jolly good feed. Allow me to ihtroduce myself. I'm Samson Stuffer, three hundred and two, known in the force as the "irresistible," and adored by the fair sex. Besides which, I've discovered a particular dodge to increase the 'andsome salary which a liberal government allows me. I enjoy a very remu- nerative sinecure. I'm hereditary '^ cousin" to the servants of this establishment. Fair or dark, young or old, pretty or ugly ; English, Irish, or Swedish, I'm bound to be their cousin; and as long as they remain 'ere I sticks to 'em, for the grub in this 'ouse is really first-class. Now, I owes these numerous successes entirely to my fascinatin* manner and appearance. Why, there 'aven't been as many fines under the new Licensin' Act, as I've captivated 'earts by the simple winkin' of this 'ere expressive heye. ( He winks. ) Oh, pots and pans, (gazing at them ecstatically. ) mute witnesses of past happiness, your shining presence brings back fond memories indeed. There 'was blue-eyed, sentimental Eliza — ah, what mutton broth she made ! Her leaving was au awful pit}'. And Jane Ann— sturdy and broad-shouldered — with bright black ej'es. Such meat pie as that woman made ! Then Mary- no chicken, to be sure, and I have seen them prettier, but what a famous hand at fowls and fish. Then Charlotte — gentle as a turtle dove — how handy she was with the guv'ner's bottled beer ; we pledged our mutual love in it ! And Jemima — worthy woman! For supper, Sunday nights, she always had mutton chops with tomato sauce. But the most remarkable thing about it all, was that although I was cousin to every one of A COUSIN TO THEM AL,I.t 5 tbem, not one of them was my relation ! But I don't see 'Arriet, and I don't even heiir the baby cry. I wonder if sUe's gone out. What a confounded nuisance ! Be-enter Belinda Bunkum, k., examining a bundle of letters, which she hastily conceals in Iter pocket on perceiving Samson. Belinda. ( With amazement. ) Ah ! ISamson. ( Greatly surprised. ) Oh ! Belinda. Eh ? Samsoji. What ? Belinda. Where did he spring from ? Samso)i. It isn't 'xirriet. Belinda. A bobby ! What ciin he want 'ere? Samson. My dear, I havn't the pleasure of knowing yon, but, no matter, I'll soon make your acquaintance. (Aside, winking.) She already feels the fascination. Belinda. I'll tell you what it is, policeman, you've come down the wrong area, so just do me the favor to skedaddle. Samson. My dear, you are in herror, I am here from information I received, and I've an appointment with 'Arriet, Belinda. 'Arriet left yesterday, and I took her place this mornin', so you'd better go. Samson. Oh, it doesn't matter, my dear, you'll do quite as well. (Aside, winking.) She's nearly fascinated, Belinda. What do you mean about me doing quite as well ? You have a cheek, and no mistake ! Samson. Yes, my love. I am the hereditary "cowsiji" of all the servants of this establishment. I am attached to them with the fidel- ity of a blind man's dog, and never, in the memory of man, did any other member of the force revel in these sumptuous 'alls. Belinda. I say, policeman, what do you mean? What do you take me for ? Samson. Why, for myself, to be sure, and you are the nineteenth cook who 'as had the honor of providing for my inner man in this kitchen. Belinda. Ain't you ashamed to talk to me like that, you disreputa- ble peeler? Samson. My dear, butterflies travel from flower to flower. Now I'm a butterfly, neat and not gaudy, as travels from joint to joint. Only yesterday I hovered over that bunch of sweetly smelling violets, combined with mutton, called 'Arriet ; to-day I wish to rest on the lovely rose which bears your name, although what that may be I've not vet the pleasure of knowin'. Belinda. Well, I can't help sayin' that if you were born tongue- tied, you've been well operated on since. What a gift of the gab ! Samson. (Aside, loinking. ) She's entirely fascinated. Belinda. I saj% policeman, do you understand English. Samson. Of course I does. 6 A COUSIN TO THEM ALL ! Belinda. Then how is it you're still here ? Samson. I'd soouer die than give up my sign-a-cure. Belinda. Sign what ? Samson. Cure. It's a Greek word, and it means an occupation which consists in doing nothing. Belinda. You must mean a situation under government. Wait a moment I'll give you a hoccupation. Are you going, yes or no? Samson. Never ! Belinda. Well, if I can't persuade you to go, we shall see what effect a broomstick will have. Samson. (Aside, ichile Belinda fetches the broom from the corner of the kitchen, j I think she's in earuest, and p'raps I'd better go. But I'll come back. Belinda. Come now, you're accustomed to military drill. Shoulder arms. Quick. March. (She follows him to the door, i^. Samson. Well, good-bye for the present, my dear, but don't be alarmed if you see me back soon. (He goes out, and she shxds the door after him, Belinda. Well, that's the cheekiest bobby I ever came across ; he sticks to one like a leech ; but I don't think he'll come 'ere any more. If he does, let him look out for the broom. But let me see, I wonder what these papers are I found in the dresser drawer. (She takes the Xnindle from her "pocket and carefully examines it. ) Letters! "Dear Eliza"— "Darling Julia"— "Sweet Mary Auu." Why, it's tbat wretch's correspondence as just went out of 'ere. Ob, the rascal! The false deceiver! How umuy poor 'earfs must he Lave broken. But I'll serve him out. He's got to deal with a young lady who won't stand any nonsense, and who'll avenge the poor unfortunate creatures 'e's so basely deserted. His winning wiles won't work with me. I'll quell his ardor with this broomstick ! (Exit l. Samson Stuffer caidiously opens door l., and enters. Samson. No one 'ere, I'll risk one foot. Everything's quiet. I'll risk the other one. Confound it, that woman's a perfect dragon, a tigress, with the biceps of a prize-fighter. But no matter. I mustn't forget that I'm surnamed the irresistible, and that I might have planted the British flag on the walls of Sebastopol, had I been there at the time. ( The hahy is heard crying. ) Hulloa, the baby's crying — poor thing. I'm certain that heartless woman neglects it. Ah, when I was received 'ere almost like one of the family, I used to be a second mother to it. I dote on children. They remind me of my iunercent childhood. (TJie baby cries.) Helpless creature! If it costs me a thiashing, I'll supply it with the nourishment it re- quires. (Rdt L., and shortly returning with, baby and afteding bottle.) Bye, bye ! (He feeds it with the bottle.) There, isn't that nice ! I've no doubt I look like a tender guzzle feeding its young. (He takes a drink from the bottle. ) My young friend, you want a pocket-handker- A. COUSIN TO THEM ALL ! 7 chief. (He blows its nose.) Now, my youthful swell, to send you to sleep I'll sing you a lay composed by myself. (Sings. Sleep, sleep, baby sleep, Baby soou will go to sleep ; Sleep, sleep, baby sleep, Baby soou will go to sleep. 'Ere's a picture of innocence sleeping in the arms of beauty I Enter Belinda Bunkum, c. door. Belinda. Why, there's that policeman again ! So you won't take no for an answer, eh ! Well, then, I'll use more hargumeuts. There, there, take that, and that 1 (Ske attacks hint loith the broom, Samson, 'Ere, I say, 'old 'ard, 'old 'ard, Mrs. Broomstick ! Stop, I say ! ( He puts tiie habij under his arm and runs out, R. Belinda. (Pursuing him, and striking hard with the broom.) Ah, you villain ! You rascal ! (She exits r. door, Be-enter Samson Stutfeb, c. door. He has dropped the baby in his flight, and has lost his helmet and his belt. Samsoii. Catch me in 'ere again. What a woman ! (He disappears b. Be-enier Belinda Bunkum, c. door, pursuing him. Belinda. I'll make mincemeat of him ! (Exit b. Be-enter Samson Stuffeb, c. door, Samson. She's a perfect fiend ! (He rapidly hides himself behind the clothes-horse, Be-enier Belinda Bunkum, c. door, carrying the baby^ and holdiiig Hie helmet, belt, and broom. Belinda. I'm dead beat. (She throws herself in a chair.) I won- der where that wretch has gone to ? I can't find 'im anywhere, bat I've got 'is traps, and I'll keep 'em. Let me see, what shall I do with all this rubbish? I'll hide 'em, at any rate, in case missus should see them. Eh? What? (The clothes-horse moves about— She dodges and eventually discovers Samson. ) Ah, here he is ! (She drops everything and drags him from behind clothes-horse. Samson. It's all right. Mis. Broomstick, it's only me ! Belinda. Only you, wretch ! How dare you? ^ Samson. My dear, my intentions are pure. I offer you my and and 'eart, which is true blue. ^t . ^ ^ u i Belinda. 'And and 'eart, indeed. No fear. Not to-day, baker. Samson Come, my little woman, what's the matter? You must 'ave a particular aversion to policemen. Now, tell me, what ave they done to you? -, • :, 1.1 j a jt^ Belinda. Done to me? Why, I was deceived, robbed, and de- 8 A COUSIN TO THEM ALl! serted some years ago by a sinooth-faced villain who wore tluit precious uniform. He promised to marry nie, he borrowed all my saviu's, and I 'aven't seen 'im from that day to this. Sdmson. ( Who for a few moments hIA^TEUR^ JiSTAOE. j PRICE 15 CENTS EACH. 1 I Aladdin and the Wonder- 21 Harlequin Little Red Rid- 44 Mischievous Bob. ful Lamp. ing Hood. 45 A Pint of Ale. 2 The Loves of Little Bo- 22 Fireside Diplomacy. 46 The Last Drop. Peep and Little Boy Blue. 23 Ingomar (Burlesque). 47 The Wine Cup. 3 Little Silver Hair and the 24 Money Makes the Man. 48 Out in the Streets. 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