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I am yours for the smiles that are finding a vent 
 From a heart overflowing with Life's sweet content 
 
Things Worth While 
 
 A VOLUME OF VERSE 
 
 ILLUSTRATED 
 
 By 
 
 HORACE G. WILLIAMSON 
 
 Author of " Old Hollyhocks and Other 
 Poems and Recitations" 
 
 PRESS OF JENNINGS & GRAHAM 
 CINCINNATI, OHIO 
 
ft?'"'eived 
 
 JUN 3 1906 
 
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 Copyright, 1906, by 
 Horace G. Williamson 
 
DEDICATION. 
 
 This book I dedicate to my friends, my 
 many friends, who have given me the inspira- 
 tions and help in digging up some of the 
 things worth while. 
 
PREFACE, 
 
 It is good to wish for much, expect every- 
 thing, and be thankful for what you really get. 
 
 The greatest lesson we learn in this life is 
 to appreciate our own conditions, and then to 
 help others to see the best of theirs. 
 
 After all we are only human beings, de- 
 pendent upon each other entirely for the sus- 
 tenance of this short existence, and a kind act 
 contributed occasionally to the fund of happi- 
 ness will in time reflect back to us from the 
 smiles of our friends. 
 
 No matter how humble we may discover 
 our lot to be when we step from the cradle 
 into the path of responsibility, there is still a 
 fair world about us, where a fountain of con- 
 tent flows always, the waters of which are free 
 if you care to drink. 
 
 You may accumulate all the gold in the 
 world, you may attain all the honors possible, 
 you may appear to your fellow-men a very 
 king, to be envied for your great distinction, 
 
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Preface. 
 
 your masterful mind, your physical strength, 
 or your daring courage; but if down in the 
 silent chamber of your own conscious soul 
 you fail to hear the songs of the birds in the 
 branches above you, are blind to the beauties 
 of the flowers around you, are dumb to the 
 presence of an Almighty God whose benedic- 
 tion is in the kiss of the very breeze that fans 
 you, then you have lost life's reality, you 
 have missed the things worth while. 
 
 There is so much to claim as a birthright, 
 there is so much to leave as an inheritance, 
 and though our accomplishment be ever so 
 small, let us express ourselves in some way to 
 show our appreciation. 
 
 I should like to think deeper than I can, 
 I should like to write clearer than I do, I 
 should like to be better in everything that I 
 attempt, but I have done my best, I have tried 
 to be understood in these simple verses, which 
 are the cold printed plan of my own feelings 
 and imagination, the best expression I can 
 give to my own thoughts; you are free to have 
 yours regarding them. 
 
CONTENTS 
 
 Page 
 
 Things Worth While, - ... 9 
 
 Life's Reality, 10 
 
 Jest Satisfied, 14 
 
 Along in May, 16 
 
 A Toast, 19 
 
 The New Trail, - - - - - 20 
 
 The Reply, - - - - 24 
 
 Make Good, 26 
 
 You Never Know Who You Ride With, 27 
 
 It 's My Wish, 28 
 
 Relics from Babyland, 29 
 
 Longing, 31 
 
 A Boastful Miss, 32 
 
 When My Dream Comes True, - 33 
 
 The Rain Barrel, 38 
 
 Home, 39 
 
 How It Feels to be Alive, 40 
 
 Taken Back, 45 
 
 Checkers, 46 
 
 Out t' Uncle Ben's, - 49 
 
 An Old Apple-Tree, 54 
 
 Mother, 55 
 
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Contents 
 
 Page 
 
 There 's So Much to be Thankful For, 56 
 
 Their Equivalents, 57 
 
 Bill Hardy's Barn, - 58 
 
 A Woman's Thoughts, - ... 67 
 
 Memories and I, 68 
 
 Violets, 69 
 
 The Fiddler's Old Violin, - 70 
 
 One Year Ago, 76 
 
 Jones, 77 
 
 When the Dawn is in the Sky, - - 78 
 
 My Room, 80 
 
 Pity Them, 81 
 
 A Joke, 82 
 
 A Rose and a Sea Shell, 83 
 
 I Knew He Would Come if I Waited, 85 
 
 Pictures We Paint in Our Mind, - 86 
 
 Mid the Daises, 91 
 
 Gee, but It 's Great to be Crazy, - 92 
 
 Dressed in Brown, .... 98 
 
 My Flower, 100 
 
 When I was a Kid, ... - 102 
 
 Evening, 104 
 
 The Face the Fairies Formed, - - 106 
 
 His Mother's Face, - 108 
 
 At Mechile, 110 
 
 My Mother's Wedding-Day, - - - 112 
 
 It All Comes Right in the End, - 114 
 
 Parting, 116 
 
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Things Worth While 
 
 To LOOK and see the beautiful 
 This world holds to the view; 
 
 To listen and to hear the songs 
 Which Nature sings for you. 
 
 To taste the sweet, of all you eat; 
 
 To smell each fragrant flower, 
 To know, to feel that God is real; 
 
 To live within the hour. 
 
 To love one who deserves your love; 
 
 To face all with a smile; 
 To reach a goal by trying hard; 
 
 These are the things worth while. 
 
LIFE'S REALITY. 
 
 All there is that is good is for us to enjoy 
 
 If we will but open our eyes; 
 From the sweet-scented, flower-decked green 
 of the earth 
 
 To the cloud-scattered blue of the skies. 
 
 When good health is a friend you can trust 
 to be true, 
 Then no matter what fortune might say; 
 All the pleasures worth while are of access 
 to you, 
 Even gold can not steal them away. 
 
 Yes it pays just to live and to love and to work 
 And to sing and to dream and to dare ; 
 
 Yes it pays to look up at the stars and to know 
 There 's another world waiting some- 
 where. 
 
 It is good to admire the rich gains of our 
 friends, 
 Nor to envy them even in shares; 
 
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It is good to compete with the failures we 
 meet 
 Until our own earned wealth equals theirs. 
 
 There is value to nothing, unless we have 
 toiled 
 
 By an action or thought to make ours ; 
 It 's to anticipate and to long and to wait 
 
 For a view of our dream's castle towers. 
 
 The poor man with a care and it's not the 
 rich heir 
 
 Who enjoys his possessions the most 
 For the pleasures and play in his one holiday 
 
 Are far more than a king could well boast. 
 
 To be able to see the wild birds in their glee, 
 To be able to hear their sweet song, 
 
 To inhale the pure breeze off the old orchard 
 trees, 
 Is worth living for all this life long. 
 
 For the hard lots that fall to the most of 
 us all 
 Are only the soul-trying test; 
 We will find fate a friend if we stay tb 
 the end 
 And it all will work out for the best. 
 
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So just laugh when you 're glad and just smile 
 when you 're sad. 
 Do what's right and make well of your 
 years, 
 And you '11 reap with the rest all the pleas- 
 ures that's best, 
 There will be no more time for the tears. 
 
 There ' a heaven for all when the last 
 trumpets call; 
 There 's a heaven where sad sorrows cease ; 
 Where the beggar and king both drink from 
 one spring 
 On the side of the foot-path to peace. 
 
 So do n't worry, do n't fret, it is well to 
 forget 
 All the trouble and pain of the past; 
 Just think of those who are much worse off 
 than you, 
 Then unfurl Hope's new sail from your 
 mast. 
 
 Yes, unfurl the broad sail to the blast of the 
 gale, 
 Though it blow you to East or to West; 
 Be content with your lot whether lofty or not, 
 Remember; 'God knows what is best' 
 
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Let your conscience be pure, with a will to 
 endure 
 When the storms of adversity rage; 
 Let your strength and your stress be to make 
 a success 
 Of what you write down on life's page. 
 
 It 's a privilege of earth, we inherit at birth, 
 To lay claim to the best that we can; 
 
 And much pity on him whose dull vision 's 
 so dim 
 That he 's blind to the blessings of man. 
 
 All there is that is good is for us to enjoy, 
 
 If we will but open our eyes; 
 From the sweet-scented, flower-decked green 
 of the earth 
 
 To the cloud-scattered blue of the skies. 
 
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JEST SATISFIED. 
 
 I AIN'T no man ter try an' be 
 Any more than what yer see ; 
 I always had my own idee 
 
 As ter the way of livin'; 
 The world do n't owe me nothin' yet ; 
 Ner I Ve got nothin' ter regret; 
 An' I ain't one ter stew an' fret 
 
 'Bout what the Lord 's a givin'. 
 
 'Cause if ter-morrow 's goin' ter be 
 A day of rain, why rain suits me ; 
 Might jest as well at fust agree 
 
 With minds of higher reason 
 Though if the birds air goin' ter sing 
 An' the sun shine down on everything 
 As purty an' as fresh as spring; 
 
 I 'm equal ter the season. 
 
 I do n't go much on wealth ner fame ; 
 I git along about the same 
 A takin' care of my good name 
 Than if I owned the nation : 
 
I '11 leave them fer another man 
 Ter take his share, with more brains than 
 I might boast of, an' who best can 
 Fill in the situation. 
 
 I 'm livin' fer the good I git 
 Out of this life, with jest a bit 
 Of the bright sunny side of it 
 
 To act as sort o' flavor, 
 An' when my time is nearly done, 
 With jest a little sand ter run, 
 I do n't think that yer '11 find me one 
 
 With debts of bad behav'r. 
 
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ALONG IN MAY. 
 
 ALONG about the first of May, 
 On Saturday afternoon, we '11 say, 
 When all the office work is through 
 And there is nothing else to do 
 But go a-fishing up some creek 
 A little ways, just so to speak: 
 Where timber-land allows your pick 
 Of a real good strong sapling stick 
 For a pole ; take a ball of twine 
 To serve you as a fishing line 
 When it's bedecked with hook and 
 
 weight 
 And also a fat squirming bait 
 That's liable to tempt the eye 
 Of any fish that's passing by: 
 
 There 's nothing that so quickly serves 
 To put a callous on the nerves 
 Than this, if you are thus inclined, 
 When in your idle hours to find 
 A quiet spot and lazily 
 Forget that there happens to be 
 
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A world of worry, noise and care 
 Beckoning o'er the hill somewhere; 
 Of imitations and false stress 
 Marking an age of great progress: 
 Just harmlessly a-lolling there, 
 With all that feeling of "do n't care," 
 Within the shade along some stream 
 
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 Where fancy now can court her dream 
 Uninterrupted by the sound 
 Of noisiness anywhere around: 
 
 It makes a fellow feel as though 
 The time was his, and he could throw 
 Away some thoughts which schooled him in 
 Those lessons of all that's been; 
 
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And now that he is going to share 
 
 The freedom of the fragrant air 
 
 Which comes to him as down he lies 
 
 Upon his back, with dreamful eyes, 
 
 And looks up through the fresh young green 
 
 Of trees, where bright blue skies between 
 
 Lift high his inspired soul to see 
 
 A visionary eternity. 
 
 How God's great orchestra of birds 
 Sing sweet to him, with blended words 
 In language strange, that does express 
 The fullness of such happiness; 
 While now uncalled will surely come 
 To him, that low and doleful hum 
 Of honey bees when in wild quest 
 For pleasures, to their interest, 
 Leaving behind them on the air 
 A trail of music everywhere: 
 
 How the brook will laugh for him 
 And playfully bubble o'er its brim; 
 And the riffles' soft, sweet refrain 
 Will soothingly remind his brain 
 Of mother's song, sung soft and low 
 In those old days of long ago, 
 When his heart beat but frankly knew 
 No contrast for the pure and true : 
 
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There 's no place where a fellow can 
 Lay aside the formal man, 
 And give forth free an earnest vent 
 To all his stored-up sentiment, 
 Better than with a fishing pole 
 To be a-loafing 'round some hole 
 Along the creek, hid from the eyes 
 Of this old world, where he can size 
 Up all his past, and then express 
 The limits of his thankfulness. 
 
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 A TOAST. 
 
 Here 's to every human soul 
 Upon this earth, from pole to pole ; 
 To every race on land or sea, 
 To young and old of each degree: 
 Here 's to all that live, and may 
 Some happiness be theirs to-day. 
 
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THE NEW TRAIL. 
 
 The following poem was written as a tribute to Captain Jack 
 Crawford, the Poet Scout, whom I liken to a bottle of carbonated 
 sunshine, always on tap, and ready to burst forth and bubble over 
 the hearts of all who hear him, with the sparkling soul-essence. 
 (His reply to the author is also printed here.) 
 
 Well, Captain Jack, I Ve heard you talk and 
 
 tell in your own way 
 Of how the things go on out West, and I just 
 
 want to say 
 Without a boast of flattery, that I think you 're 
 
 about 
 The best that I have ever heard, beyond a 
 
 single doubt: 
 I Ve had a taste of West myself, and know a 
 
 little how 
 It ought to be out there, although Ohio claims 
 
 me now: 
 But there is nothing I know of that I would 
 
 rather do, 
 Than turn my horse into the trail that follows 
 
 after you. 
 
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There 's no road in the "Rocky Pass" I think 
 
 could ever be 
 Too rough to risk, if you were there to bear 
 
 me company; 
 There 's not a range of "Buffalo Grass" or 
 
 "stretch of alkali" 
 That ever would be hard to ride if you were 
 
 just close by : 
 With grub-bag and a saddle tied on an old 
 
 "XV" brand, 
 A pair of "chaps," a buckskin coat, a "pop- 
 gun" close at hand, 
 I think that I could loose the rein and for a 
 
 year or two 
 Out there in God's free country, shift 'round 
 
 awhile with you: 
 To have you at the big "round-up;" why I 
 
 can almost see 
 In my imagination how the whole thing ought 
 
 to be. 
 We 're down there by the Rio Grande upon a 
 
 cold clear night, 
 The stars are twinkling far above, the moon 
 
 is shining bright, 
 The camp-fire is a blazing and the boys are 
 
 sitting 'round 
 A-leaning on their saddles that they 've placed 
 
 there on the ground. 
 
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The coffee-pot is boiling while each man has 
 
 fallen to 
 His "hunk" of meat or "flap jack" or per- 
 haps he is most through 
 And they are all a-listening to you telling them 
 
 a tale 
 In your own cheerful way about a new un- 
 
 ridden trail 
 That leads from Earth to Heaven by the way 
 
 of yonder blue, 
 And every man can ride it if he makes his 
 
 mind up to. 
 "Just drop the old bad habits, boys, leave off 
 
 the drink, the swear, 
 Stick firmly to the saddle, and you 're bound 
 
 to get up there. 
 And boys, ah! what a land it is, as you have 
 
 never seen, 
 Where scout and cowboy are as good as royal 
 
 king or queen, 
 Where every chap will get his dues for all the 
 
 good he 's done, 
 And life will be eternity of peace to every- 
 
 one." 
 
 You Ve told them of their Heaven, Jack, and 
 
 if you could lean near 
 To every face around that fire perhaps you 'd 
 
 find a tear. 
 
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You Ve touched them on the tender spot be- 
 neath the shirt of blue 
 
 Where every heart beats an applause for such 
 a friend as you. 
 
 The silence followed by your speech continues 
 quite a spell 
 
 Unbroken, save the crackling flames and far- 
 off coyotes' yell; 
 
 Yes, Captain Jack, I Ve heard you talk and 
 
 tell in your own way 
 Of how the things go on out West, but closing 
 
 this I say: 
 There 's stories that you Ve never told of 
 
 scouting you have done 
 For souls turned off "The trail of God," — I 
 
 know there 's more than one. 
 But when the time comes for your ride into 
 
 that camp above, 
 There '11 be a lot to greet you there with 
 
 friendship and with love, 
 And as your old time "pals" you meet, they '11 
 
 slap you on the back 
 And say, "Thank God, he 's come at last, wel- 
 come our Captain Jack." 
 
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THE REPLY. 
 
 Friend Horace: 
 
 As your other name is Greeley, 
 I will tell you frankly, freely, 
 How your broncho verses snuggled in my 
 breast 
 For I Ve got a sort of notion 
 That they stirred up more commotion 
 Than the red-skins ever stirred out in the 
 West. 
 
 But a very different feeling 
 Now comes softly o'er me stealing 
 
 Till the briny starts a leakin' from my eyes, 
 While my soul is irrigated 
 And with yours amalgamated; 
 
 You great big chump he-angel in disguise. 
 
 Glory, but it 's satisfaction 
 
 That my simple double action 
 Broncho medley of song and story tells, 
 
 For the gem your soul has spoken 
 
 Is to me a God-sent token 
 Of the genius and the pow'r that in you dwells. 
 
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Let 'er out, though wild and woolly 
 
 Even slinging slang is bully 
 If ye only hit the bull's eye, when you shoot. 
 
 Do n't wet-blanket your emotion 
 
 Hunting for some dainty notion 
 Take a draught from Nature's bowl and let 
 'er toot. 
 
 If there 's "critic cusses" standin' 
 
 While yer shootin' — at the landin' 
 Never swerve a little bit if you are fired 
 
 With a bit of Nature's powder; 
 
 Only yell and shout the louder; 
 "Go way back," you "critic cusses" make me 
 tired. 
 
 Hallelujah for the feller 
 Who can up and yell and beller 
 
 Like a lion and not like a little calf. 
 It 's the lazy lout that 's dudish 
 And the simple fool that 's prudish 
 
 If you 're honest with yourself, you '11 cry and 
 laugh. 
 
 And while thus I doggerel you 
 
 With Pegasus I corral you 
 I would also lay my tribute at your feet, 
 
 For the heart your verse has brought me 
 
 Is as Mother Nature taught me 
 Wild and tender as a boy's and just as sweet. 
 
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Keep it thus forever. Never 
 From your god of Nature sever, 
 
 Use the language that expresses what you feel. 
 List; a newsboy, just turned seven, 
 Says: "Me mudder 's snook in Heben." 
 
 There 's a classic bit of slang, because it 's real. 
 — Captain Jack Crawford. 
 
 Vr* t£r* ijr* 
 
 MAKE GOOD. 
 
 We all have a chance in this life to try 
 
 And make good. 
 We only live once and then we must die, 
 
 So make good. 
 Find out your own particular line 
 For you have yours and I have mine, 
 Study up every point, and then shine. 
 
 Make good. 
 
 Do n't faint if the critics begin to grunt, 
 
 But make good. 
 That 's only a part of their own little stunt 
 
 To make good. 
 You stand up straight, throw out your chest. 
 Why, you 're as good as any of the rest. 
 Just take your time, you do your best. 
 
 Make good. 
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU 
 RIDE WITH. 
 
 I BOARDED a car the other day; 
 
 You never know who you ride with : 
 A sweet little girl sat 'cross the way; 
 
 You never know who you ride with. 
 Well, I looked over for quite a while, 
 She caught my eye and began to smile, 
 Then people came in and rilled the aisle; 
 
 You never know who you ride with. 
 
 I stood up and took hold on a strap ; 
 
 You never know who you ride with: 
 Placed my bundle in the young lady's lap, 
 
 You never know who you ride with. 
 O, we had such a nice little chat; 
 We talked of this and we talked of that; 
 Her neighbor got off, so down I sat; 
 
 You never know who you ride with. 
 
 Suddenly, I looked to my right, 
 
 You never know who you ride with: 
 
 What I saw there was a terrible sight, 
 You never know who you ride with : 
 
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A face contorted in anger's strife, 
 Two eyes that cut me like a knife, 
 I recognized them as my wife's, 
 
 You never know who you ride with. 
 
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 IT'S MY WISH. 
 
 If wishes can make a thing come true, 
 And sometimes I really believe they do; 
 I wish that at some time, some place 
 Upon this world's old wrinkled face 
 Each living friend I ever knew, 
 (And I confess there 're quite a few,) 
 Could drift into some place once more 
 Like scattered ships to a haven shore 
 And be as happy as once we 've been 
 With laughter's rousing, ringing din 
 Echoing to the clear blue sky 
 As we lift up our voices high 
 And give three cheers to memory 
 Of good old times that used to be. 
 
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RELICS FROM BABYLAND. 
 
 THERE is a land, I won't say where, 
 
 But grown-up people can't go there; 
 
 For only little babies dwell 
 
 In this fair place of which I tell, 
 
 And only babies understand 
 
 The funny ways of babyland, 
 
 All which to you and me are not 
 
 Of anything more than a lot 
 
 Of those deep mysteries which remain 
 
 For one mone learned to explain. 
 
 Their king, he wears no gilded crown, 
 Nor dresses in a gaudy gown, 
 And for a throne, naught suits him more 
 Than just a seat upon the floor, 
 Where, with a rattle or a ring 
 Or any simple little thing 
 That lies about among his toys 
 To rule and make the loudest noise 
 Which into meanings surely tell 
 That all the kingdom goeth well; 
 
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For no land like this bright one could 
 Be more of anything but good 
 Where each and every member vents 
 The freedom of his innocence. 
 
 And when one of them grows to be 
 Beyond the bounds of infancy, 
 And lays aside his cap and dress 
 And all his simple babyishness, 
 He has to leave and go away 
 To a far distant land to stay 
 An exile there, in time to find 
 A different thing to please his mind, 
 And there must learn to feel content 
 With what is dealt as the event. 
 
 Although in time his heart may yearn 
 For just a short while to return 
 And hold once more some little hand 
 Of his old friends in Babyland; 
 Just as you and I to-day 
 Stand quietly and look away 
 Back o'er the years that all are gone; 
 We too in fancy see the dawn 
 As it shone out across the sand 
 For us in our own Babyland. 
 
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LONGING. 
 
 If I could have all I long for, 
 
 My wish could realize, 
 I know I would not ask for more 
 
 Than to look in your eyes. 
 
 If somewhere, some place, we could meet, 
 And you, you would just smile, 
 
 My happiness would be complete 
 For such a short, sweet while. 
 
 If I could find you where you are, 
 Could once more see your face, 
 
 I 'd travel, yes, I 'd travel far 
 Nor heed the time or space. 
 
 If I could once more look into 
 The depths of your dark eyes, 
 
 Could once more feel the thrill anew 
 'T would be my Paradise. 
 
 If bound in irons they 'd fast me where 
 
 I might feast sight on you, 
 I would be e'en contented there 
 
 With such a hope in view. 
 
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If just one hour I could live o'er 
 Where dearest memories throng, 
 
 I know I would not ask for more, 
 I 'd have all that I long. 
 
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 A BOASTFUL MISS 
 
 She was a vain and boastful miss 
 As ever partook of earthly bliss: 
 Very pretty, but knew it well, 
 And of her charms she liked to tell ; 
 Just bragged and boasted all the time, 
 She said her lips were real sublime 
 And no one's mouth had ever grown 
 Quite to the equal of her own. 
 She even mentioned this to me, 
 Tried to excite my jealousy. 
 But I told her then and there 
 That any time or anywhere 
 When she would be so kind to say, 
 I 'd put my lips to her lips any day. 
 
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WHEN MY DREAM COMES TRUE. 
 
 When my dream comes true and I really get 
 
 to be 
 An actor on the stage that the people pay to 
 
 see; 
 When the curtain will go up and the orchestra 
 
 will play, 
 And I '11 make my first entrance in a very 
 
 graceful way, 
 And strut about the stage in a gay bedecked 
 
 attire 
 For the gentlemen — to look upon and the 
 
 ladies to admire, 
 And I say a lot of things in a real sad way 
 
 you know, 
 While the fellows all play soft on their instru- 
 ments below, 
 And I hear a young girl sob 'way out in the 
 
 parquet, 
 And over in a box I hear another say: 
 "O mamma, is n't he great? he 's an actor 
 
 sure enough." 
 (This gives me lots of nerve to carry out my 
 
 bluff,) 
 
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And I strike an attitude like an ancient God 
 
 of Greece, 
 And there I stand and pose till their applaud- 
 
 ings cease. 
 Then I make a quick exit right after they are 
 
 through 
 To where my valet awaits, when my dream 
 
 comes true. 
 
 When my dream comes true and I actually 
 
 will play 
 The sentimental parts that take the audience 
 
 away, 
 And they 're brought back with a tear in 
 
 either eye, 
 And they sit there in their seats and in turn 
 
 they laugh and cry, 
 There will be a real snowstorm and an air- 
 ship and a lake, 
 We will have a six course dinner and the food 
 
 will not be fake; 
 The thunder will be the loudest brand of 
 
 thunder ever made, 
 And the rain storm in the third act will put 
 
 real ones in the shade, 
 And I will fight a duel; (of course it will not 
 
 hurt 
 The other fellow much as I poke him in the 
 
 shirt,) 
 
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But I '11 make a grand rush for him and at 
 
 him I will spring, 
 And the orchestra will boom, boom, and the 
 
 clashing steel will ring, 
 And then with a sudden lurch his foil I will 
 
 throw 
 Clear across the stage, (as we arranged before 
 
 the show,) 
 And with my foot upon his neck I '11 pose as 
 
 gladiators do; 
 O, I certainly will be great when my dream 
 
 comes true. 
 
 When my dream comes true and I get a cur- 
 tain call, 
 And I have to come out and bow right before 
 
 them all, 
 And act as awkward like and bored all the 
 
 while, 
 And my face slips into a silly grinning 
 
 smile, 
 And the curtain goes down, but right up once 
 
 more, 
 And I have to come back and do as I 'd done 
 
 before, 
 But they keep on applauding till I 'm forced 
 
 to make a speech 
 And I thank them one and all and throw a 
 
 kiss to each. 
 
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I tell them how in childhood it had been my 
 
 keen desire 
 To some day be an actor that would set the 
 
 world afire ; 
 I thank them for their attention and their at- 
 tendance to the play, 
 And bow and bow and grin and grin and back 
 
 myself away 
 While the bouquets keep a falling like snow 
 
 flakes 'round my feet, 
 And I '11 grasp them in my arms and beat a 
 
 quick retreat 
 And I '11 press them to my lips with their 
 
 trailing ribbons of blue, 
 Then I '11 interview the reporters, when my 
 
 dream comes true. 
 
 When my dream comes true, when my dream 
 
 comes true, 
 I will send a box pass to every one of you ; 
 And I will build a castle, I do not know just 
 
 where, 
 But every one of you will be very welcome 
 
 there 
 To come and bring your baggage and stay as 
 
 long as you please, 
 And live with me in comfort with a silent 
 
 sort of ease. 
 
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Everything that you wish for will be right at 
 
 your hand, 
 From a box of chocolate bonbons to a mili- 
 tary band, 
 And there I '11 build a little stage upon which 
 
 I can play 
 To amuse you if it 's raining and while the 
 
 time away, 
 And O, we '11 be so happy in this castle built 
 
 of gold 
 That we '11 just live on forever, and we never 
 
 will grow old, 
 But like a lot of children we will spend the 
 
 pleasant hours 
 Roaming through the palace gardens of 
 
 sweetly scented flowers, 
 And we '11 linger where the fountains sing, 
 
 where summer skies are blue, 
 Where we '11 eat, drink and be merry, when 
 
 my dream comes true. 
 
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THE RAIN BARREL. 
 
 At the cabin's end a barrel stands 
 With weathered staves and rusted bands; 
 Upon a leaning tilt, an inch or so, 
 To course the stream of its overflow; 
 
 As if bowed reconciled with fate, 
 And willing to accumulate 
 Within its bounds the drops which fall 
 By heaven's justice, over all. 
 
 Up to the side there 's a piece of tin 
 Held fast and bent, so the rain runs in 
 
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When it leaves the clumsy old eaves-trough 
 In its eagerness to plunge right off 
 And fall with such a splash and smack 
 Like music of a cataract, 
 Which chants itself a doleful strain 
 Of thankfulness for such a rain. 
 
 Then as a break in the cloud appears, 
 The sun looks out from behind her tears ; 
 Quivering upon the brim there lies 
 An echoed picture of summer skies ; 
 And days which come when fields are dry, 
 When streams run slow in creeks close by, 
 The tongue may find a cooling sup 
 From out this rustic loving-cup. 
 
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 HOME. 
 
 IT is just plain home that I Ve known for 
 every day 
 
 From my infancy till now; but for it I must 
 say 
 
 That no other spot on earth can lure me long 
 away 
 
 From this 'just plain home' where I find my- 
 self to-day. 
 
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HOW IT FEELS TO BE ALIVE. 
 
 Life 's the queerest thing after all 
 
 For those who share in it, to call 
 
 Much more than that the fickle sense 
 
 Is getting pleased at their expense; 
 
 Just one big jolly of the taste 
 
 With flavored food, that makes you waste 
 
 Your time in eating it, for when 
 
 It 's gone you want some more again ; 
 
 While old dry thirst bluffs you to think 
 
 It's your treat coming to the drink; 
 
 Sleep knocks you down and says, "lie there," 
 
 You know he 's lied, but you do n't dare 
 
 To contradict him, or he '11 take 
 
 You down for keeping him awake, 
 
 And so it usually is best 
 
 To submit to such an arrest: 
 
 Gets a sweet kiss upon the pride 
 That makes him feel self-satisfied 
 Only for a minute, and then 
 Discontent slaps him once again 
 And spoils it all by letting care 
 Have a crack at his life somewhere, 
 
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And where it hurts and leaves a rent 
 For a spell of discouragement, 
 To settle in which may turn to 
 A melancholy case of blue 
 That now is liable to stick 
 Until the fellow gets real sick: 
 
 He '11 suffer along in this way 
 
 For some time, when perhaps there may 
 
 Occur to him a pleasant thought 
 
 Which, fanned by hope, will like as not 
 
 Put him upon his feet once more, 
 
 Where a good laugh will soon restore 
 
 His feelings to a normal state, 
 
 And content will scratch his sore fate 
 
 Until Soul's lonely sentinel 
 
 Is heard to say, that all is well: 
 
 Then something in him tempts his bad, 
 And 'fore he knows it he has had 
 His foot in it by letting go 
 To his will-string, which soon will throw 
 Things out of gear, and when thus freed 
 Will let him fall into the greed 
 That makes a man lose all his sense 
 And fools him at his own expense. 
 The devil takes him, you might say, 
 Down home to spend a holiday, 
 And (please excuse this slang in rhyme) 
 Shows him what is "A hot old time :" 
 
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Perhaps he '11 wallow in this mire 
 For quite a while, until desire 
 Is surfeited and singed his wings, 
 Then he '11 look different on things : 
 Wisdom will clear his eyes until 
 Honor takes hold, and conscience will 
 Slap him upon the back and say, 
 "See here, my boy, you Ve gone astray;" 
 Ambition then gets strengthened by 
 A good strong drink of distilled try; 
 With failure slipping now and then 
 Persistence makes him try again, 
 Until constancy has at length 
 Revived him to his old time strength, 
 And in a short while he 's begun 
 To feel as good as any one, 
 Even will blow and bray and say: 
 "Well, things are coming all my way." 
 (But now look out if he is struck 
 By a far different kind of luck, 
 And on some day is roughly hit 
 With something, and what causes it 
 He does not know, gets all bedazed 
 From the effects, loses his ways, 
 And bashfully makes a pretense 
 To say things which contain no sense. 
 
 You can just bet he 's had a shove 
 From Cupid's nimble fist of love 
 
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That 's pushed him right into the pool 
 Where every man becomes a fool, 
 And gets his mind all out of place 
 Dreaming over a pretty face: 
 Here comes the time for foolishness 
 To trip him up, and make a mess 
 Of the whole thing with that old trick 
 Of branding him a benedict, 
 While this addition of a wife 
 Will give more romance to his life, 
 For then is when he gets in bad, 
 And pays for all the joy he 's had, 
 While on the fence there sits old fun 
 Laughing at him for what he 's done, 
 As he wriggles in that tight noose — 
 "Obedience," trying to loose 
 Himself and once more get a taste 
 Of a single life that 's going to waste : 
 
 Though all in time he gets to be 
 
 Quite pacified by harmony, 
 
 As soundness shows to him his wealth 
 
 Of wholeness in his share of health; 
 
 He takes to pleasure like a child, 
 
 Where peace and freedom have beguiled 
 
 Him while in rapture, to confess 
 
 The fullness of his completeness; 
 
 He has a lot of dignity 
 
 In pride for his large family, 
 
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Whose success has now gratified 
 His faith to feel well satisfied; 
 Grows old in this bright cheerfulness 
 Of being humored to excess, 
 And one day gets to thinking it 
 All over, and is strangely hit 
 By the absurdness of it all, 
 That heretofore he 's had to call 
 The part he played in this life, for 
 It really has been nothing more 
 Than sensation trying to serve 
 A "skin-game" on his easy nerve ; 
 
 The thing gets funnier as he 
 
 Thinks what an easy mark to be 
 
 Conned by all of these qualities ; 
 
 Comes to the conclusion that he 's 
 
 Been doped for fair by gambler Fate ; 
 
 Was sadly hazed at any rate ; 
 
 He gets to laughing at the sin 
 
 Of what a great big chump he 's been, 
 
 That his whole mental faculty 
 
 Did not even have wits to see 
 
 How the sense would first soothe, then thresh 
 
 The feeling masked behind the flesh, 
 
 And all the largeness of the joke 
 
 Gives his funny bone a good poke, 
 
 Until he really can not quit 
 
 His laughing at the fun of it, 
 
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Giggle or snicker, grin or smile, 
 Keeps nudging his face all the while, 
 Laugh out real loud, and then stop short; 
 Give a low chuckle, next a snort, 
 And then goes at it with a note 
 That sounds like it would split his throat; 
 Just roars and holds his sides and falls 
 Upon the floor, where now he lolls 
 High in the mirth that takes his breath, 
 And simply tickles him to death. 
 
 1£r* 1£r* t&t 
 
 TAKEN BACK. 
 
 "A PENNY for your thoughts," said he, 
 
 When she became so quiet. 
 But she replied, "Not worth the price 
 
 You offer me to buy it." 
 "Then tell it to me anyhow," 
 
 Said he, "I beg you to." 
 "Well, if you will have me confess, 
 
 My thoughts were all of you." 
 
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CHECKERS. 
 
 In a big department store 
 Where they sell all things galore, 
 
 Was a checkroom just for little babies small, 
 So when mothers came to shop, 
 At this checkroom they would stop, 
 
 And leave their young ones in a padded stall. 
 
 One bright day a Mrs. Brown 
 
 Brought her baby into town, 
 And wishing much to match a special lace 
 
 Checked her babe on coupon three, 
 
 Then went off at once to see 
 Where the bargain counter was about the 
 place. 
 
 Well, no sooner had Mrs. Brown 
 
 Set her precious darling down, 
 Than a lady by the name of Mrs. Green 
 
 'Cross the checking counter slid 
 
 Her fat squalling little kid, 
 And took a check which number was fourteen. 
 
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The new check girl, all complexed, 
 Had so muddled up the checks 
 
 That on baby Brown she tied the tag fourteen, 
 And in her hurried, flurried haste 
 She unconsciously had placed 
 
 The number three on little baby Green. 
 
 When they went to close the store 
 
 There were two kids uncalled for. 
 It was getting dark and very, very late, 
 
 When a voice said, "Give to me 
 
 That baby number three," 
 While another, "Give me fourteen, I can't 
 wait." 
 
 Neither mother had a doubt, 
 
 As she hurriedly went out, 
 But what she held her own sweet precious joy. 
 
 Until reaching home that night 
 
 Each beheld a startling sight, 
 For what was once a girl was now a boy. 
 
 Now each started out to find 
 That check girl, and you mind 
 
 They did not stop until they'd reached her 
 place, 
 And though neither of them knew 
 That the other had come too, 
 
 They met there with the babies, face to face. 
 
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The check girl lived in a flat, 
 (Though blame her not for that), 
 
 It was quite hard to wake her from a snore. 
 But at last her blinking eyes 
 Were wide opened by surprise, 
 
 When she saw two ladies standing at the door. 
 
 Now first one would have her say, 
 Then the other would blaze away, 
 Until you 'd thought they both had lost their 
 minds. 
 But when shy of breath and talk 
 They did not slow down or balk, 
 But with their hands and heads made know- 
 ing signs. 
 
 The poor check girl took it all 
 As they sassed her in the hall, 
 
 Nor even shed a tear or cracked a smile 
 When suddenly the ladies made 
 With the babes an even trade, 
 
 And started off in rather informal style. 
 
 The poor girl was of Irish birth, 
 And she could n't restrain her mirth, 
 
 So she shouted to them loudly from behind, 
 "Sure, I turned yer kids aroun', 
 And I made a Green one Brown, 
 
 Because ye see I am so color-blind." 
 
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"OUT T' UNCLE BEN'S." 
 
 Introductory to the following piece of child dialect, I shall 
 try to assist the reader's imagination by stating that the two small 
 boys mentioned therein have taken it upon themselves to enter- 
 tain their big sister's gentleman friend, whom they have found, 
 by accident, in the " bestest " chair in the parlor, with a descrip- 
 tion of their annual visit to their farmer Uncle's. The eldest is 
 supposed to be doing the talking, assisted by an occasional nod of 
 assent from the younger, while in the meantime sister is very busily 
 engaged, a few feet above, in testing the warmth of sterling silver 
 curling-tongs and losing invisible hairpins in the intricate depths 
 of large, black masses of "natural curls." 
 
 "Out t' Uncle Ben's." 
 
 Me an' brother Willie 's goin' out t' Uncle 
 Ben's t' stay; 
 
 Ain't we, Willie? Mother said so, didn't 
 she, Willie, the other day? 
 
 Just as soon as our vacation comes around, 
 she said we could 
 
 Go an' stay all this next summer, if we prom- 
 ised we 'd be good 
 
 An' not be bother to Aunt Mary, ner make 
 her extra work to do, 
 
 But we ain't goin' to, are we, Willie? We '11 
 help her when she wants us to. 
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Our Uncle Ben? Why, he 's a farmer, lives 
 
 'way out in the country where 
 You can holler as loud as you want, an' do 
 
 as you please out there; 
 Ain't no bad boys to throw stones, ner call yo' 
 
 names, ner throw yo' down. 
 Why, some of them boys what live out there 
 
 never been inside of town; 
 Ner ain't got no nice clothes, ner nothin' nice 
 
 as me an' Willie's got; 
 An' some do n't even wear suspenders in sum- 
 mer, when it 's awful hot, 
 Ner no coats, ner shoes 'r stockin's, jest their 
 
 pants an' shirt, 'an when 
 They go swimmin' down in the river, they 
 
 do n't jest wear nothin' then. 
 Gee, them boys know how to fish, though, an' 
 
 make 'em bite jest right at first, 
 An' me an' Willie 's goin' with 'em some time, 
 
 maybe, if we durst. 
 
 Say, did y' ever hunt fer eggs 'way up high 
 
 in a big barn lof , 
 An' climb way up on a great big ladders, to 
 
 the roof an' then jump off 
 Inter the hay an' roll around an' dig down 
 
 through to where it ends? 
 We do it lots, do n't we, Willie? when we 're 
 
 out t' Uncle Ben's. 
 
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Sister, she don't like the country; says she 
 
 thinks it awful dry; 
 Jes' because there aint no beaux out there to 
 
 love her 's the reason why, 
 Ner take her places an' buy her nice things 
 
 like the other fellows who 
 Come to see her an' give us pennies an' candy 
 
 sometimes do. 
 One time sister had a feller what give me an' 
 
 Willie a dime, 
 An' we bought lots of good things with it 
 
 for ourselves, one time; 
 Think his name was Mr. Merland, anyhow 
 
 he 's all right; 
 Aint he, Willie? Willie knows him, wish he 
 
 was a-comin' to-night. 
 
 Say, I wish it was vacation, do n't you, Wil- 
 lie? Spec' we'd then 
 
 Start real early in the mornin' out to stay 
 with Uncle Ben, 
 
 An' not come home 'til 'way next winter, not 
 until our school 's begun. 
 
 Um, I bet if you was with us, you would say 
 we had more fun 
 
 Goin' 'round with Billy Smithson, he 's the 
 hired man, an' he tends 
 
 To all the horses an' cows an' pigs an' every- 
 thing at Uncle Ben's. 
 
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An' he takes us in the wagon nearly every 
 
 place he goes, 
 An' lets us drive sometimes too, do n't he, 
 
 Willie ? Willie knows ; 
 An' once he took us to the river an' let the 
 
 old horse wade into 
 The very middle of the river till the river 
 
 leaked right through 
 An' nearly got us wet, an' Willie he got scared 
 
 an' had to bawl 
 Jes' like a great big baby, didn't yo'? Gee, 
 
 I was n't scared at all. 
 
 Our Aunt Mary makes the nicest cookies fer 
 us when she bakes, 
 
 With great big raisins on the top, an' pies 
 an' little ginger-cakes, 
 
 An' then she lets us go pick berries 'long the 
 orchard fence, an' there 
 
 Are rattledsnakes an' big wild animals crawl- 
 in' 'round most everywhere 
 
 In the weeds an' great big buzzards what eat 
 up chickens, an' eagles too, 
 
 Flyin' 'round where we pick berries, Um, I 
 bet that that 'd scare you. 
 
 Gee, you ought to see the chickens what our 
 Uncle Ben has got, 
 
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And horses, cows and rooster chickens, Um, 
 
 he owns an awful lot; 
 Willie, he 's afraid of turkeys, I aint though, 
 
 'ceptin' one 
 What all swelled up when I poked him with 
 
 a stick, whew, I run ! 
 Fer I was scared and I cried, too, and Uncle 
 
 Ben jest laughed and said 
 "Spec' that gobler made me skee-daddle, 
 
 'cause he knew I 'm city-bred." 
 
 I wish mother 'd let us take real guns with 
 
 us when we go. 
 Willie, he 's too little to shoot one, but I could 
 
 shoot it fer him, though, 
 An' we could kill some birds and eagles, an' 
 
 catch rabbits with 'em too. 
 Let's go ask her; you ask, Willie; maybe 
 
 she '11 let us if yo' do. 
 Gee, I hear our sister comin', so I guess we 'd 
 
 better clear 
 Or she won't give us none of that candy you 
 
 got fer her if she catches us here. 
 
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AN OLD APPLE-TREE. 
 
 The old apple-tree beneath whose broad 
 
 shade 
 Since infancy's hours I Ve rested and played. 
 In the cool of the morning or noon's torrid 
 
 heat 
 I have found it fa offer a pleasant retreat. 
 
 With its wide-spreading branches of summer 
 
 hung green, 
 So close interwoven that scarcely between 
 The warm sun from above could find its way 
 
 through 
 To scatter the moisture of grass-hidden dew. 
 At the will of the breeze, in my hammock 
 
 hung low, 
 
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'Neath fruit-bedecked boughs I drift to and 
 
 fro, 
 While fancy builds castles in future's domain, 
 And memory sips slowly of the sweet cup 
 
 again, 
 Unconscious of time or of passing event, 
 My soul lulls itself into peaceful content, 
 And I ask of no more in God's great un- 
 known, 
 Than the peace I enjoy with my friends or 
 
 alone 
 In these cool clustered shadows that scatter 
 
 the earth 
 Under the old tree near the home of my 
 
 birth. 
 For no hours of life are dearer to me, 
 Than these dream-mellowed whiles 'neath the 
 
 old apple-tree. 
 
 IfiP IfiP ImP 
 
 MOTHER. 
 
 No SWEETER words in English tongue, 
 
 Nor sounds of any other, 
 Can echo from the soul's best thoughts, 
 
 Than simply these, "My Mother." 
 
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THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE THANK- 
 FUL FOR. 
 
 There 's so much to be thankful for, 
 
 Complain and grumble as we may; 
 We never stop to realize 
 
 The wealth that is our own to-day. 
 Think of the blind who '11 never see 
 
 The beautiful in everything; 
 Think of the deaf who '11 never hear 
 
 The sweetest songs the wild birds sing; 
 Think of all those whose souls are bound 
 
 To bodies frail and weak and sore; 
 Think of all this suffering — 
 
 There 's so much to be thankful for. 
 
 Life's greatest gift is often lost 
 
 Through constant greed for fortune's 
 goal; 
 Content is trampled at its cost; 
 
 Sweet peace is shattered in the soul. 
 Though lofty heights are never reached; 
 
 Though golden dreams fade by the score ; 
 Though despair darkens all our hopes, 
 
 There 's so much to be thankful for. 
 
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So may the silent hour come 
 
 When we will stop and think it o'er, 
 Compare ourselves to those worse ofT 
 
 In what we should be thankful for; 
 Our God is just, His way 's the best; 
 
 He gives no less, He gives no more ; 
 We do the least when we confess 
 
 There 's so much to be thankful for. 
 
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 A ROSE whose bloom 
 
 With sweet perfume, 
 I longed some day to pluck; 
 
 A worm that bit 
 
 And withered it; 
 A tear for such poor luck. 
 
 The rose, a girl 
 
 Pure as a pearl; 
 The longing, Love's kind art: 
 
 The worm, a man; 
 
 Son of Satan; 
 The tear, a broken heart. 
 
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BILL HARDY'S BARN. 
 
 We discover our speaker seated upon the high end of an 
 empty soap-box one hot summer's afternoon, leaning leisurely back 
 against the railing which protects the veranda of a country cross- 
 roads grocery store. 
 
 He has been whittling a stick of wobd and keeping the dust of 
 the road down with the essence of a plug of " Mountain Dew " as 
 he patiently awaits his turn to do a little " tradin' " with the 
 proprietor. 
 
 As we engaged him in conversation he grows deeply inter- 
 ested in telling us of a genius in the neighborhood known to all as 
 Bill Hardy, and as we draw him out by patiently listening we re- 
 ceive the following description of Bill Hardy and Bill Hardy's Barn: 
 
 Bill Hardy's Barn. 
 
 So y' do n't know Bill Hardy, eh? 
 Well, my friend, I want to say 
 A loafin' 'round Bill Hardy's barn 
 With all the fellers, I '11 be darn, 
 I Ve had more fun, now I jest bet, 
 Than you can ever 'spect to get; 
 For old Bill Hardy, why he is one 
 Of the kind that goes in for fun, 
 An' he jest lets the fellers do 
 Most anything that they want to; 
 
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He 's the best hearted chap I ever knew ; 
 Honest as can be, though jest as true 
 To keep his word when he is right; 
 As the chickens are sure to come home 
 
 at night: 
 But if you ever need a friend, 
 Bill '11 stand by you to the end: 
 Never grumbles 'bout what he got 
 When he drew his humble lot 
 Here on this airth, but is content 
 With jest its simplest enjoyment, 
 Always whistlin' or tryin' to sing 
 When he's at work on anything; 
 Never discouraged, ner never blue, 
 But jest can see the sun shine through 
 The darkest cloud, that ever copes 
 To weaken down a feller's hopes: 
 
 Bill lost his right arm long before 
 
 He was thirty years old, in the war, 
 
 And never has been able to 
 
 Work at jest what he 'd like to do. 
 
 He draws a little pension that 
 
 Is 'nough to keep him middlin' fat 
 
 An' this together with his trade 
 
 Of mendin' things, I 'spect he 's made 
 
 'Nough to allow both ends to touch 
 
 An' maybe lap over pretty much. 
 
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I recollect when he first showed 
 Himself 'round these here parts; I 'lowed 
 I did not think that he could be 
 Of much use to the community, 
 As there is little on a farm 
 That you can work at with one arm ; 
 But when I saw him one hot day- 
 Over at Dixon's a-pitchin' hay, 
 An' workin' hard as any man 
 In the whole field with his one han', 
 I says to myself, well sure enough 
 That Hardy 's made of real good stuff. 
 
 Then he hired the barn, and settled down 
 To mendin' things that folks brought 
 
 'round, 
 Which varied from a broken chair 
 To a thrashing machine, an' I declare 
 He had more work than he could do 
 After he had started a week or two, 
 He seemed to git the fellers' heart, 
 Fur they took to him from the start. 
 Socialest bein' I ever saw, 
 Never tires of workin' his jaw 
 With a good story, or some new jokes 
 Jest to amuse us country folks. 
 
 From the toll gate to the blacksmith 
 
 shop 
 I do n't know where I 'd rather stop, 
 
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To get the news or spin a yarn 
 
 Than right down in Bill Hardy's barn, 
 
 I had to laugh the other day. 
 I happened to be down that a-way, 
 An', havin' nothin' else to do, 
 I called on Bill a minute or two. 
 Well, he was busy, as he usually is, 
 A tinkerin' 'round them things of his, 
 But 'peared so glad to see me come, 
 That I jest made myself to hum; 
 We got to talkin' 'bout the ways 
 That people travel now-a-days: 
 'Bout the bustle, the rip and tear 
 That folks make to get anywhere, 
 An' Bill jest squared himself an' said, 
 Smoothin' his hand across his head : 
 "Well ridin' on these 'lectric cars 
 Through the country now'days far's 
 My own honest opinion goes 
 I can't see no pleasure 'bout those 
 Blamed old contrivances that sail 
 So swift along a slip'ry rail 
 That you can't get a chance to see 
 Jest where you 're goin' or where yo' be; 
 You get on to the old fool thing, 
 A chap grabs for an' pulls a string, 
 An' then comes 'round and takes your 
 fare, 
 
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An' 'fore you know it, why you 're 
 
 there ; 
 Not time to say Jack-rob-i-sin 
 'Fore you've got to git off ag'in. 
 Fur me, when I go anywhere 
 I '11 take the wagon and the mare." 
 
 I never will fergit that night 
 
 Down at Bill's barn, when me and White, 
 
 An' Drury Stout, an' two 'r three more 
 
 Of fellers from up 't the grocery store, 
 
 Was sittin' 'round an' whittlin' sticks 
 
 An' talkin' general politics, 
 
 An' Bill looked up an' sniffed the air; 
 
 As if a skunk was hid somewhere ; 
 
 An' then says, "Boys, I smell some 
 
 smoke." 
 Of course we thought it jest a joke, 
 'Cause Bill 's always tryin' something 
 To fool the fellers, but when by jing 
 I took a whiff, I smelt it too, 
 An' lookin' up, I saw come through 
 The floor of the loft where Bill had kept 
 His duds and where he always slept, 
 A little cloud, puff after puff 
 Of thin blue smoke fur sure enough ; 
 
 Well, you should jest have seen us quit 
 A laughin' an' git up and git ; 
 
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I grabbed a-hold a water pail 
 
 A hangin' near me on a nail, 
 
 An', dog me, 'fore I reached the door 
 
 The blaze was comin' through the floor. 
 
 I never did in my born days 
 
 See sich a lot a timber blaze 
 
 As that barn did, ner feel so bad 
 
 'Cause Bill was losin' all he had. 
 
 I crossed the road in one big jump 
 
 To git some water from the pump, 
 
 But when I went to take a stroke 
 
 The blamed old handle of that pump 
 
 broke; 
 An' all I said I will not tell. 
 We had to use old Peter's well, 
 An' when we 'd take a bucket full, 
 "Old Daddy Peters" 'd take a pull 
 At his whiskers, and say, "Go slow 
 On the water, boy, fer the well 's gittin' 
 
 low." 
 But we kept on, an' my, O my, 
 I thought we 'd surely dip her dry, 
 'Cause now a number had run down 
 Who saw the blaze from up in town, 
 Fur it made everything so bright 
 That you could see all 'round that night, 
 And sich a time we had to save 
 The old barn an' tryin' to be brave 
 
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Throwin' the water in the air 
 And gittin' it most everywhere 
 But the right place, and runnin' about 
 Trying to put the fool thing out, 
 And gittin' in each other's way. 
 I laugh about it to this day 
 When I think of Bud a-dousin' Lee 
 With a full pail. He could n't see 
 Where he was goin', and got so flared 
 'Bout what he was doin', he jest squared 
 Himself to get a real good swing, 
 And let Lee Jones have the hull blamed 
 
 thing. 
 Gosh, but Lee was so mad that night 
 I was afraid there 'd be a fight. 
 They got to callin' each other liar, 
 And almost fergot about the fire: 
 I tell you things got hot for sure 
 And all the air was a little bluer, 
 Fur what they said won't bear re- 
 
 peatin' 
 At any kind of an old camp-meetin'. 
 But Jones had cause the goodness knows, 
 Fur he was dressed in real good clothes 
 A goin' a sparkin', I have no doubt, 
 On "Widder Brown," when the fire broke 
 
 out. 
 
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When we got things under full control, 
 I looked fur Bill, and, bless my soul, 
 There he jest stood as unconcerned, 
 A watchin' the old blamed barn burn, 
 I walked over and says, "Well, Bill, 
 I tell you it 's a nasty pill 
 To see your stuff go up in smoke." 
 'T was quite a while before he spoke, 
 Then turnin' slowly 'round to me 
 He says, "Sech things has got to be, 
 I 've lost my truck or nearly all 
 The little store of things I call 
 My own, but I aint grievin' it, 
 Fur there is always more to git. 
 But I feel so bad now when I jest 
 Think of that little swaller's nest 
 A right up there beneath the eave, 
 Fur they 're got young ones, I believe. 
 An' jest think of them little things 
 Not old enough to use their wings 
 All nestled there a-waitin' to burn 
 With the rest of the old concern. 
 Look at the mother bird flyin' there. 
 If that aint what yer call despair, 
 I like to know what is, the way 
 She was singin' the other day 
 Around that nest jest tellin' me how 
 Happy she was, but look at her now." 
 
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Well, I never know jest what to say 
 When Bill gets talkin' that a-way, 
 So I jest took a good big chew, 
 An' hunted up somethin' else to do. 
 After a while when the fire was out, 
 I seen him kind o' crawlin' 'bout 
 Upon the roof, and I declare 
 I could n't make out what he was doin' 
 
 there, 
 Until I seen him lean far down 
 Near the burnt eave and feel aroun', 
 Then I begin to understand, 
 He lifted a nest up in his hand, 
 And carefully a-climbin' down 
 With it again back to the ground, 
 He walked across to where I stood. 
 And in the dark I thought I could 
 See him brush off, as he drew near, 
 Somethin' that might have been a tear. 
 As he jest slowly shook his head, 
 Sayin', "Well, Tom, the birds are dead." 
 
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A WOMAN'S THOUGHTS. 
 
 WELL, what is the matter with Gertie, I 
 wonder? 
 She sits there so quiet with nothing to say: 
 While we have been eating a nice little 
 luncheon 
 Her thoughts seem to have wandered far 
 away. 
 
 Thinking? yes; perhaps of the other young 
 fellow, 
 Or planning some pleasure to be, when I 'm 
 gone: 
 O, I would give much if I only was able 
 To see what her thoughts are thus dwell- 
 ing upon. 
 
 Of what are you thinking? I dare now to 
 question ; 
 Startled she looks up, then replies without 
 wait: 
 "Why, I was just thinking of what you were 
 thinking, 
 By spilling so much of the food off your 
 plate." 
 
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MEMORIES AND I. 
 
 We two are sitting all alone, 
 
 Memories and I ; 
 While winds without breathe low a 
 moan 
 
 Through pine-trees close by. 
 And as the hours pass away, 
 I hear all that he has to say 
 About a happy holiday 
 
 Which has long gone by. 
 
 So pleasing is the theme to-night, 
 
 Unconscious I feel 
 My unseen spirit leave in flight 
 
 On a swift winged heel; 
 And through the shadows and the sun 
 Of all his tale I faster run, 
 Until, abruptly, he is done; 
 
 And then back I steal. 
 
 I turn to find my guest is gone, 
 
 Memories has fled; 
 The cock is crowing for the dawn 
 
 And I seek my bed. 
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In dreams again I plainly see 
 The things of which he spoke to me : 
 But wake to find reality, — 
 The cold world instead. 
 
 i&* iF^ i&^ 
 
 VIOLETS. 
 
 THE violets have withered and faded 
 away, 
 
 As violets are sure to do. 
 There is nothing remains but a withered 
 pile 
 
 Of what was a fragrant blue. 
 The flowers are gone, their mission was 
 short. 
 
 They grew and bloomed and died, 
 As if to give to this earth one smile, 
 
 And then to be laid aside. 
 But in that smile I saw a face, 
 
 Which never will fade away, 
 'Twas hers, who sent the violets 
 
 Upon my last birthday. 
 
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THE FIDDLER'S OLD VIOLIN. 
 
 Bevistown, Colerain Township, Hamilton County, Ohio, was 
 the rendezvous in days gone by for all the fun-loving people of the 
 surrounding country. 
 
 Back as far as the fifties, when big snows and long spells of 
 good sleighing prevailed, many even drove out from the city to en- 
 joy a night of dancing to the music of old Matt Brown, Will 
 Huston, and Billy Roll at one of the three roadside taverns. The 
 following poem gives an accurate description of the opening of the 
 Bevis House, which is shown in the illustration, and which still 
 stands, a sentinel to time, on the old Colerain Pike, some eight 
 miles north of the city limits. Those whose names are mentioned 
 in the following verses were actual participants in the pleasures at 
 this dedication, which took place on New Year's eve, 1855. There 
 are still a few " old settlers " now living in the vicinity of Bevis- 
 town who can recall most vividly the above occasion, having been 
 there themselves or heard the story often told by some one who was. 
 
 One of the old violins which contributed to the festivities on 
 the above occasion, and to which this poem is dedicated, i9 now a 
 keepsake in the possession of the author. 
 
 The Fiddler's Old Violin. 
 
 That violin that's laid away 
 Back on the shelf, I dare would say 
 If it could talk it would not fail 
 To tell to you a cheerful tale 
 Of a sweet past when it had sung 
 For measured steps of old and young: 
 
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The "fiddler," he who wove the rhyme 
 Upon its strings, has served his time 
 On earth, and now enjoys the rest 
 Of those who gave to life their best; 
 So that old fiddle 's left behind, 
 Somewhat a token to remind 
 Us of the joy there used to be 
 In plain rural festivity: 
 
 The ballroom with its formal ways 
 Was quite unknown in those old days 
 When a barn served them just as well 
 To give their dance in, with the smell 
 
 Of new crop hay that would just seem 
 To weigh itself on every beam ; 
 The lantern swinging on the hook, 
 The candles placed in every nook, 
 Pumpkins lying as if asleep 
 In the corner, and a large heap 
 Of bright red apples smiling in 
 From where they filled a bursting bin; 
 The rough board floor that echoed back 
 Each well placed heel with such a crack 
 That with the rest now only went 
 To lend more to the merriment; 
 
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Such laughter of the boys and girls 
 As 'round they danced in dizzy whirls 
 Such shouts of overglowing glee 
 All mingled in the revelry, 
 With good cheer ringing loud a note 
 Of happiness from every throat, 
 While far above the noisy din 
 Rang out the fiddler's old violin: 
 
 That violin ; why it could tell 
 You of the night the big snow fell 
 And people came for miles aroun' 
 To have a dance at Bevistown, 
 In a tavern that was waiting 
 The usual form of a dedicating. 
 They came in ev'ry different way 
 From horseback to a three-seat sleigh, 
 And laughed and danced the whole night 
 
 through 
 Until the barnyard roosters crew 
 For day, before the last tired load 
 Had turned their horse out in the 
 
 road. 
 It was upon a New- Year's eve, 
 And clear and cold you may believe, 
 For the ringing of the sleigh-bells 
 Sounded far up as Franklin Wells', 
 Jingling to the quick rhythmic beat 
 Of the horses fast moving feet; 
 
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It did not take them long to fill 
 The wagon shed, they came until 
 The fence was gone, and by and by 
 There scarcely was a place to tie. 
 
 While in around the big fireplace 
 Crowded ev'ry cold smiling face, 
 Made now to take a reddened hue 
 In the bright light the back-log threw 
 
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All the fine young bloods were there 
 With their best girls, who looked quite 
 
 fair 
 As they stood shy as some young fawn 
 With their best "bib and tucker" on. 
 Aaron Stout brought two Venice girls 
 All radiant in lace and curls, 
 But, 'fore the evenin' was half though 
 Will Martin had one of the two. 
 While tricky little Maj. Huston 
 Had nearly fetched the other one; 
 That Abrams girl came with Dode 
 
 Stout, 
 Though Kitty Symmes was jist about 
 The prettiest there, lest it might be 
 That girl that came with Frank McGee ; 
 Alex Doms let all know he was there, 
 But putting on a fine city air, 
 While Sarah Smith left ev'ry room 
 Scented up with sweet perfume; 
 Al Van Zandt came there all alone, 
 But he had a girl to take home, 
 Though Riley Seward drove away 
 Without a partner in his sleigh; 
 
 The fiddlers each had soon begun 
 To get their old green bag undone, 
 While the floor commenced to fill 
 With many sets for the first quadrille, 
 
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And when Bill Roll and old Matt Brown 
 Began to play, they beat it down 
 Till you could hardly hear them call 
 "Swing your partners" and "balance all," 
 "All hands around," "grand right and 
 
 left," 
 And the floor waved with the great heft ; 
 Just the singing of those few strings 
 Had seemed to put new life in things, 
 And goodness how those fiddlers played 
 The "Wild Horse" and "The Little 
 
 Maid," 
 "Old Gray Eagle," and "Forked Deer," 
 "Seven Mile," and you could n't hear 
 Your ownself think after Bill Huston 
 Got his big elbow joint undone 
 On "Money Musk" and "Devil's Dream" 
 The whole house shook from beam to 
 
 beam. 
 
 Thus the revelry grew and grew, 
 Thus the hours so swiftly flew, 
 While each heart now feasting there 
 Unmindful of to-morrow's care, 
 Owed all the pleasure it drank in 
 All to a fiddler's old violin. 
 A violin that 's laid away 
 Back on the shelf, and I dare say 
 
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If it could talk it would not fail 
 
 To tell to you a cheerful tale 
 
 Of a dear past that is to be 
 
 Sweetest to us in memory, 
 
 Just for the pleasure that once has been 
 
 Due to the fiddler's old violin. 
 
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 ONE YEAR AGO. 
 
 Just one short year ago to-day the sun 
 seemed to shine out more bright, 
 
 Just one short year ago to-day the stars in- 
 creased their twinkling light; 
 
 Each flower growing near my path waved 
 sweeter fragrance from its bloom, 
 
 Each bird that sang from leafy boughs made 
 softer music of its tune; 
 
 The earth, the sky, all that life holds trans- 
 formed as in a magic way; 
 
 If I remember I met you just one short year 
 ago to-day. 
 
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"JONES." 
 
 TALK about a fellow preachin' 
 
 In a way that sort o' goes 
 Through your system an' a-reachin' 
 
 From your head down to your toes; 
 Blame me if I Ve heard another 
 
 That could rattle up your bones, 
 And jest make you feel you 'd ruther 
 
 Be some good, than that Sam Jones. 
 
 Common kind o' talk he uses, 
 
 Swears a little now and then, 
 But a point he never loses 
 
 Showin' up some so-called men; 
 Do n't know where he got his schooling 
 
 Do n't know how much earth he owns, 
 But I do know 't aint no foolin' 
 
 With back talk 'round this Sam Jones. 
 
 Aint a fellow to be formal, 
 
 Laughs and jokes at our expense ; 
 But I 'low he 's just 'bout normal 
 
 When it comes to common sense ; 
 Always kicking at the devil 
 
 Till you fairly hear his groans, 
 An' for havin' a head that 's level 
 
 On religion, it is Sam Jones. 
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WHEN THE DAWN IS IN THE SKY. 
 
 When the dawn is in the sky and the heart 
 
 awakes to find 
 That all its sweet caressings were but fancies 
 
 of the mind 
 Which soon are lost to memory, as the light 
 
 comes through the pane 
 
 And the music of the morning calls us back 
 
 to earth again; 
 Which is now a dreamland flooded in the 
 
 golden of the sun, 
 With a birth of bursting blossoms to a new 
 
 life just begun ; 
 Where the birds are all a singing with a 
 
 happy unrestrain 
 As the dew drips from the grasses, like a 
 
 gentle summer rain. 
 
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And when everything in common holds a 
 
 greeting for the eye 
 Upon its first awakening, when the dawn is 
 
 in the sky. 
 
 When the dawn is in the sky, and the little 
 
 stars of night 
 Grow dim and lose their twinkle in the early 
 
 morning light 
 Which peeps above the mountain and down 
 
 along the stream, 
 Where the whirling of the waters like echoes 
 
 from a dream 
 Are lost within the silence of a robin's plaint- 
 ive song, 
 Given from the soul of nature when the pulse 
 
 of life beats strong; 
 While the smoke above the cabin like a misty 
 
 hallowed wreath ; 
 Or like sweet comfort's blessings from a 
 
 happy home beneath, 
 Where day has kissed the darkness, causing 
 
 fairy forms to fly 
 Back to fairies' "Dreamland" when the dawn 
 
 is in the sky. 
 
 When the dawn is in the sky, when the dawn 
 
 is in the sky, 
 How the fancy loves to ramble through the 
 
 happy days gone by, 
 
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When we drove the cows to pasture in the 
 
 early of the day, 
 And stopped to beat the thistles which grew 
 
 along the way. 
 Or waded in the silent, shallow waters of the 
 
 brook, 
 Or imitated heroes in some childish story- 
 book; 
 I wonder if in Heaven we can live this all 
 
 again, 
 With that wayward, youthful feeling un- 
 
 marred by worldly stain, 
 Can we find our boyhood's morning free from 
 
 either sob or sigh, 
 And with all its golden sweetness: with the 
 
 dawn across its sky? 
 
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 MY ROOM. 
 
 Kings may claim their costly castles, 
 Millionaires their mansions fine, 
 
 But for myself I find a palace 
 
 In this one room which I call mine. 
 
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PITY THEM. 
 
 Pity them who can't say No 
 When temptation lures too strong; 
 
 Pity them who feebly go 
 
 In the way they know is wrong; 
 
 Pity and a kind word speak, 
 
 Try their better self to seek 
 
 Help them, for their will is weak: 
 Pity them. 
 
 Pity her who 's gone astray 
 Mid the city's gauze and glare; 
 
 Pity, for it was not the way 
 
 She had dreamed that put her there; 
 
 With painted cheeks and hollow eyes, 
 
 She 's down to where she can not rise ; 
 
 Death now is her best compromise: 
 Pity her. 
 
 Pity him a slave to drink, 
 A greater curse he could not own; 
 
 Pity the soul that will so sink 
 To where it never can atone; 
 
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He once looked out of innocent eyes 
 Upon a world of brilliant skies; 
 But there in the gutter now he lies: 
 Pity him. 
 
 Pity the weak who e'er they be ; 
 They tried perhaps, but failed the 
 task; 
 Pity them, for there 's good to see 
 In every one beneath the mask: 
 Their cradle-song was not in vain, 
 Although they could not stand the strain, 
 Their hearts may still echo its sweet re- 
 frain : 
 
 Pity them. 
 
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 A JOKE. 
 
 A JOKE'S a joke because the wit 
 Is quick to see the point of it. 
 But should the point appear too dim 
 To any one, the joke 's on him. 
 
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A ROSE AND A SEA SHELL. 
 
 A RO^t and a sea shell sent to me 
 
 By a friend of mine who happened to be 
 
 In the Southern summer-land, 
 
 And perhaps, with her own hand 
 
 She has plucked this rose for me 
 
 From a garden near the sea, 
 
 Where, at evening, as the rush 
 
 Of the waves has stilled the blush 
 
 On its cheeks, and where the dew 
 
 Of the night has kissed it too ; 
 
 And the morning sun has chased 
 
 Away the drops and has replaced 
 
 In their stead a light, which holds 
 
 To each leaf as it unfolds 
 
 Such a glory as is known 
 
 To the bursting rose alone. 
 
 While the shell with many more 
 Has been gathered 'long the shore, 
 Where a wave in trying to leap 
 Across the sand, has from the deep 
 Brought it up and laid it where 
 My young friend had found it there. 
 
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So, into this my letter-file 
 Awaiting some sweet afterwhile 
 When I have more time to lend 
 To the sweet thoughts of a friend, 
 I place the rose and shell so frail 
 Which were sent me through the mail 
 By a friend, who chanced to be 
 In a summer-land beside the sea. 
 
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I KNEW HE WOULD COME IF 
 I WAITED. 
 
 I KNEW he would come if I waited, 
 
 Though waiting, it caused me despair; 
 And I sat by the window and listened 
 
 To hear his first step on the stair: 
 For I knew he would come if I waited, 
 
 But anxiously I paced 'round the floor. 
 O, to see his own form on the threshold 
 
 As I hastened to open the door. 
 Would he come? But how dare I question 
 
 His faithfulness to his own word; 
 Would he dare not come at my calling? 
 
 Or was that his dear step that I heard? 
 O, I rush to the door for to meet him, 
 
 For to welcome him here after all, 
 For I knew he would come if I waited, 
 
 He would come to answer my call. 
 Yes, yes, it is he on the pavement, 
 
 He 's coming, he 's ringing the bell, 
 And my heart beats wild with rapture 
 
 Of a joy which I never can tell, 
 For I knew he would come if I waited, 
 
 Yes, he M come at my call ; joy, O joy, 
 What happiness it is to welcome 
 
 Just to welcome: "the messenger boy." 
 
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PICTURES WE PAINT IN OUR 
 MIND. 
 
 There are times in our lives when we each 
 stop to think 
 Of just what the next world 's going to be ; 
 We wonder and ponder if this life 's but a 
 link 
 In the great chain of eternity. 
 
 We are born, live a while here on earth, 
 then we die ; 
 Well is that where the story all ends? 
 Or is there such a place where we '11 meet 
 face to face 
 With those whom we have once called our 
 friends? 
 
 Will you be just the same? Will you have 
 the same name? 
 Will you look as you look when you die? 
 Or will everything change to everything 
 strange 
 In the mere twinkling of an eye? 
 
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Where did we come from? Where are we 
 
 going to? 
 What is this called a soul hid inside? 
 It 's a problem that no one 's been able to do, 
 Though many philosophers have tried. 
 
 I can look out on you, you can look out 
 on me, 
 Here 's a body with hands, feet, and 
 head, 
 But the spark of this life neither of us can 
 see, 
 Will we hold claim to it when we 're 
 dead? 
 
 When this flesh rots away and turns back 
 into clay 
 Does the soul soar to summits on high, 
 And from there can look down on the little 
 green mound 
 In the church yard where our bodies lie? 
 
 Does a bud that has drooped ere it burst into 
 bloom, 
 There continue its fragrance to keep? 
 Will that dear sweet face smile in the great 
 afterwhile, 
 As it did when she fell fast asleep? 
 
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Will love linger to kiss in the life after this 
 The near and the dear to our heart? 
 
 Will memory's vine cling to every past thing 
 That has once caused our pulse beat to 
 start? 
 
 O, mystery unsolved, we bow weak at thy 
 will, 
 
 Take us, make us into what you care, 
 But give for the tear and all suffering here 
 
 An equal in the smiles of UP THERE. 
 
 We sit down and picture a heaven so fair; 
 
 We make it as fancy best deems, 
 And we build and we gild as our wishes have 
 willed 
 
 In the beautiful valley of dreams. 
 
 There '11 be towers and walls and large 
 marble halls 
 Where the echoes of laughter will ring: 
 There '11 be gardens in bloom breathing fra- 
 grant perfume 
 Where the sweet-throated warblers will 
 sing. 
 
 In the castle's cool shade where the tables are 
 laid 
 We will eat of the season's best yield : 
 
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While far down there below the lost river 
 will flow 
 Through the woodland and meadow and 
 field. 
 
 There the sky will be blue save the white 
 clouds that strew 
 Their broad billowy foam, to defy 
 The sun's golden gleam, which will cause 
 them to seem 
 Like the sails of the ships floating by. 
 
 There the earth w r ill be green with bright 
 flowers, between 
 Which will wave at their will in the 
 breeze, 
 There the murmuring brooks in Nature's 
 cool nooks 
 Will sing as they flow 'neath the trees. 
 
 Nothing there is denied, every wish gratified, 
 You 're to choose what the harpist should 
 play. 
 Thus each sense will be lulled 'till it 's drowsy 
 and dulled, 
 Then it sleeps joy's exhaustion away. 
 
 There will be no more need of a sect, of a 
 creed, 
 In this place which we all hope to reach, 
 
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For at last we '11 be freed from all envy and 
 greed, 
 
 Content will come equal to each. 
 
 Thus forever we '11 live in this land far away 
 Like children unconscious of age, 
 
 But whiling there away an endless holiday, 
 As in pleasure's sweet pastime we engage. 
 
 May it come to be true, yes for me, yes for 
 you; 
 
 When we leave this old planet behind; 
 Be it then that we '11 see the sweet reality 
 
 Of the pictures wx paint in our mind. 
 
 Theme. 
 
 Pictures, pictures we paint in our mind, 
 Pictures of future, of things left behind; 
 As down life's long lane to the end we will 
 
 wind 
 We will paint pictures, pictures in our mind. 
 
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MID THE DAISIES. 
 
 SHE stood in a meadow of daisies 
 
 Gathering a large bouquet 
 Alone, all alone with the flowers 
 
 That crowded about her way. 
 
 The morning was fresh with the fragrance 
 Of an incense the dew had distilled, 
 
 As the sun dried the tears from the flowers 
 Which the stars in their weeping had filled. 
 
 No clouds were at play with the sunbeams, 
 But the clearness that mellowed the sky 
 
 Was as pure and serene as the sparkle 
 To be found in the innocent eye. 
 
 And O, how the birds were all singing, 
 And the songs that they sang were the best, 
 
 They could give as a hearty good welcome 
 To the maiden, — their young honored guest. 
 
 For she was to them like a fairy; 
 
 As the daisies she stood there among 
 With that blush which is joy to its owner, 
 
 When the heart of its owner is young. 
 
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GEE, BUT IT'S GREAT TO BE 
 CRAZY. 
 
 I JUST have swallowed a quart of red ink 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 It 's so good for the blood, do n't you think 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 Before I used nothing but liquid glue, 
 But got so stuck up in a week or two 
 I hardly knew what I was going to do: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I 've nailed a horn on the washing-machine 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I Ve filled the tub full of best gasoline : 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
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Now when I turn the little round wheel 
 In trying to make a clean record that 's real, 
 It sounds just like an automobile: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 I played the millionaire the other day: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 By trying to give all my money away: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 I threw most of it in the air, 
 And watched it blow over everywhere, 
 'T was a jolly fine sport, I must declare: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I made a snowball one day in July: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I placed it out in the warm sun to dry: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 But it was not the right brand of snow, 
 
 For when I looked there in an hour or so, 
 
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All that I could find was the overflow: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I sleep with my head out the window at night 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I find it gives me such a good appetite: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 The other morning a storm took place 
 
 As I lay there in slumber's embrace. 
 
 When I awoke I had "rain in the face:" 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
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O, I am a hero, a hero brave : 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 Yes, a human life I once did save: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 A little woman who was very frail 
 
 Was being crushed at a bargain sale. 
 
 I yelled rats! and cleared the trail: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I once was arrested and put in jail: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 But I bought a bucket and got out on bail: 
 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 When I took a notion in a notion-store 
 To heed a sign, sayin' "take this door," 
 I had to put it back in its place once more: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I tried to steer an automobile: 
 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 Something went wrong with the turning 
 wheel : 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
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We left the pike and took to the wood, 
 Killed a flock of cows, so I 've understood, 
 But just for a start I think I did good: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
 I tried to live the simple life: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 
 I put aside all worldly strife: 
 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 But after following these simple ways 
 I became so simple in a few days 
 That every one would stop and gaze. 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
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Now anybody who can talk like this : 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy, 
 
 Must surely have something amiss: 
 Gee, but it 's great to be crazy. 
 
 Of course they can not do any harm, 
 
 So do n't get scared or cause alarm. 
 
 They're only delegates for the funny farm: 
 Gee, but it's great to be crazy. 
 
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DRESSED IN BROWN. 
 
 You will find her wherever you might care 
 to go 
 
 'Round the town; 
 She makes what would be called in slang 
 terms, "A good show 
 
 Worth a crown." 
 
 On all the thoroughfares 
 
 She puts on such great airs 
 
 To attract the men's stares, 
 
 Dressed in brown. 
 
 She 's quite stylish in all you can't help but 
 confess 
 
 With a frown; 
 For it shows much good taste to select such 
 a dress 
 
 Called a gown. 
 She will hold her head high 
 Till you 'd think that she 'd try 
 To be sensibly shy 
 
 Dressed in brown. 
 
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It 's a nice shade of cloth, yes, the latest of 
 
 style, 
 
 Not marked down; 
 
 She has had it made up by a tailor worth 
 while 
 
 Of renown. 
 
 So when now on the street 
 This young lady you meet, 
 You remark, "How petite 
 Dressed in brown." 
 
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MY FLOWER. 
 
 God's flowers are not all one kind, 
 
 Our hearts must choose those we like best, 
 
 And passing leave them grow behind 
 Which in us wake no interest. 
 
 He made one flower to grow so fair 
 Beside the way which I came down 
 
 That when I found it blooming there, 
 My heart leaped to it with a bound. 
 
 I longed to call it all my own; 
 
 I asked for it with fond caress ; 
 A gentle breeze from heaven blown, 
 
 Waved its young head to answer, Yes. 
 
 O, how its beauty cheered my heart, 
 Its perfume lulled my every sense, 
 
 Each hour I lived from it apart 
 Was to me one long suspense. 
 
 Then came the time when God saw right 
 To take from me my precious gem, 
 
 To turn my day into a night; 
 To pull the flower from its stem. 
 
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Alone I sit as friends pass by, 
 Each constant to his chosen love, 
 
 And wonder if again shall I 
 Find my fair flower up above. 
 
 Will Heaven ever let me hold 
 The fragrant beauty of my rose, 
 
 To love and fondle as of old 
 The little flower which I chose. 
 
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WHEN I WAS A KID. 
 
 When I was a kid, what did I care 
 About the proper clothes to wear; 
 An old straw hat, a home-made shirt, 
 Torn more or less, and worse for dirt; 
 Shoes 'bout half gone around the toes, 
 A knee hole worn in both my hose ; 
 A pair of pants patched where I slid 
 Down cellar doors, when I was a kid. 
 
 When I was a kid, what did I care 
 If a comb never passed through my hair, 
 And taking time to wash my face, 
 Why, such a thing was out of place. 
 'Cause goodness knows a little dirt 
 A feller gets aint goin' to hurt. 
 When company came I run and hid; 
 I was n't missed, when I was a kid. 
 
 When I was a kid, that 's some time back, 
 A good appetite I never did lack, 
 Jam and jelly, iced cake and pie, 
 Roasted turkey, O me! O my! 
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I 'd eat and eat, just like a toad, 
 Until I thought I would explode, 
 But it was n't long 'fore it was rid, 
 And I wanted more, when I was a kid. 
 
 When I was a kid, yes, just a kid, 
 Sometimes I did n't do as I was bid. 
 My pa, he had a big strong knee 
 That seemed to fit right under me. 
 In this position it took not long 
 To prove to me that I was wrong, 
 For he was handy, and what he did 
 To me was plenty, when I was a kid. 
 
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EVENING. 
 
 AGED friend, the light of your long day 
 Slowly, slowly fades away; 
 And now like one who stands upon 
 The hills and looks back to the dawn 
 Across a broad and misty vale 
 Of things forgotten, you can trail 
 Those paths known best to you, for all 
 The sweets of memory they recall. 
 
 In childhood's rambles over there, 
 With flowers blooming everywhere, 
 You little knew the time you spent 
 Was golden for its pure content; 
 And through the valley where the day 
 Seemed brightest as you went your way 
 Unthoughtful of all left behind, 
 But striving on to quench the mind 
 Of thirsting for a sweeter bit 
 Than Earth had cared to lend to it. 
 
 Then into passion's anxious lane, 
 With all to lose, with all to gain ; 
 Where vice plays tempter to the good 
 And wrecks the promise of manhood, 
 
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You hastened on and on and on 
 Towards that future which withdrawn 
 Allowed you not to reach or see 
 More than the cold reality. 
 
 Thus through the ever winding aisles 
 With sorrow's sting or pleasure's smiles 
 With love to soothe, with hope to cheer, 
 With pain to bear, with sin to fear, 
 On, on a-past the marble tiers 
 Which mark the calendar of years, 
 Until the shadows come to bless 
 You with a peaceful quietness, 
 As now you linger here and wait 
 The opening of yon Heaven gate, 
 Which holds for you a cup distilled 
 Of perfect joy for all fulfilled 
 Here on the earth where God knew best 
 The lessons you should learn to test 
 The strength of soul, which in the name 
 Of Death he shortly will reclaim. 
 
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THE FACE THE FAIRIES 
 FORMED. 
 
 A BAND of fairies decided one day 
 
 To model a new little baby that lay 
 
 All bundled up, and ribbon tied, 
 
 In a pretty white bed, at its mother's side. 
 
 So getting their tools they started to work 
 
 With here a soft pressure and there a slight 
 
 jerk, 
 A pinch of a finger, a pull at the nose, 
 A rub on the backbone, a twist of the toes, 
 For in every spot which showed a defect 
 They lost not a minute to make it correct. 
 While baby slept on as babies will do, 
 Awakening at times to consent with a coo, 
 As if there was aught in such a weak cooing 
 To alter the task which the fairies were doing. 
 
 So days went by and the noiseless band 
 Of busy imps from fairyland 
 Worked steadily on by day and night, 
 But always keeping out of sight 
 When curious people came and went 
 To see the child and pass comment 
 
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Upon the work which they had done 
 In shaping up this little one. 
 
 To some were given all the care 
 Of picking out a shade of hair, 
 While others who, more apt and wise, 
 Were busy with selecting eyes : 
 An artist skilled with paint and brush 
 Took on himself to make the flush 
 Upon each cheek and red the tips 
 Around the corners of both lips, 
 While just below upon the chin 
 Some scamp had pushed a dimple in 
 And then this naughty little one 
 Not content with mischief done, 
 Shy and cautiously the sneak 
 Gouged a dimple in each cheek. 
 
 'Twas not long before a change 
 
 Had made the baby look quite strange, 
 
 And as the years pass in a whirl 
 
 This baby grew into a girl 
 
 That everybody loved because 
 
 She was so free from any flaws, 
 
 And even birds would come and sit 
 
 Beside her for the longest bit, 
 
 While bees and bugs and beetles swarmed 
 
 To see the face the fairies formed. 
 
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HIS MOTHER'S FACE. 
 
 THE baby looked up from the cradle, 
 
 And seeing her, he smiled; 
 For she was his own dear mother, 
 
 And he, her only child: 
 They were happy, alone there together, 
 
 The infant robed in lace, 
 Contented to be just where he could see 
 
 The smile of his mother's face. 
 
 5 T is noon ; school 's out and the children 
 
 Shout it in wild alarms, 
 As through the open door he springs once 
 more 
 
 Into his mother's arms: 
 Here consoled, here advised, here protected 
 
 In this loving embrace, 
 A smile that is known to come from heaven 
 alone 
 
 Hallows his mother's face. 
 
 Grown to manhood, with duty telling 
 
 Him now that he must part; 
 They stand together in the old doorway, 
 
 Both with an aching heart. 
 
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She 's proud of her boy as into this world 
 
 He goes to take his place, 
 But he heaves a sigh, as he kisses good-bye 
 
 His mother's tear-stained face. 
 
 Back at home once again, but it is not the 
 same 
 
 Home that it was before, 
 That sweet, kind voice, that dear old smile 
 
 Can brighten it no more : 
 All his hopes, all future, thoughts of else for- 
 got 
 
 As in grief he bows to trace 
 A smile of that great eternal life 
 
 On his mother's cold dead face. 
 
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AT MECHILE. 
 
 The night was dark, the rain beat down, 
 
 The tempest raged so high, 
 The thunder rolled, the lightning flashed 
 
 Across the clouded sky, 
 The train was speeding swiftly on, 
 
 Each minute meant a mile, 
 When a woman raised the window 
 
 And shouted, "Where's Mechile?" 
 Where's Mechile? The conductor asked 
 her 
 
 As the train flew on so fast, 
 "Why, good woman, that 's the station 
 
 Which we just now have passed." 
 "Back, back this train," she loudly cried, 
 
 "Back, back this train, I say." 
 
 The engineer reversed the lever, and went 
 the other way. 
 When they had gone some fourteen miles 
 
 To where they reached the town, 
 The woman gave a sigh of relief 
 
 As she shut the window down, 
 
 no 
 
And taking from a satchel near 
 
 A sugar-coated pill, 
 Between her lips she let it slip, 
 
 And then sat very still: 
 When the trainmen rushed to find her 
 
 She met them with a smile, 
 Saying, "O, I thank you kindly, gentlemen, 
 
 I was to take one at Mechile." 
 
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MY MOTHER'S WEDDING-DAY. 
 
 JUST forty years ago to-day 
 
 A bride came down the broad hall stair, 
 The sun that beamed across her way 
 
 Seemed to smile in its golden glare, 
 As it touched a curl and a crimson flush 
 
 Upon her cheek, where purity 
 Of womanhood burned forth a blush 
 
 With happy heart throbs fast and free; 
 No anger's frown nor wrinkled care 
 
 Could find a depth to anchor in 
 Or dim the light of two eyes fair 
 
 Which held that seriousness within 
 Of Love's own dream, which seemed to tell 
 
 Of earth's desirings gratified; 
 And though the lash which quickly fell 
 
 Across the eye could never hide 
 That consciousness of pure delight 
 
 Which comforted when it had smiled 
 Its surplus joy, then taking flight 
 
 Drops soulward, fully reconciled; 
 She was as fair a queen that day 
 
 As ever graced the richest throne, 
 Or caused her subject to make way 
 
 As she advancing, walked alone, 
 
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For down into the whirling throng 
 
 With laughter ringing everywhere 
 Throughout the halls, its merry song, 
 
 And jolly good cheer in the air; 
 She came, so beautiful to see, 
 
 To give for better or for worse 
 That gift of Heaven's purity 
 
 To mankind's bond of universe. 
 And as the sacred knot was tied 
 
 Which bound two souls in equal fate, 
 A little song bird just outside 
 
 Turned and whispered to his mate; 
 Then flying to a tree top where 
 
 Could best be heard his roundelay, 
 He gave out to the silent air 
 
 A sweet "God bless your wedding-day." 
 
 Yes, that was many years ago ; 
 
 But still to-night a man and wife 
 Sit in the fire light's cheery glow 
 
 And turn the pages of their life 
 Backward to where their love began, 
 
 With two united hearts which went 
 A winding path that slowly ran 
 
 Through shade and shine until content 
 Has left them with an ebbing flame 
 
 Beneath the locks of mingled gray, 
 But where the smile comes just the same 
 
 As on my mother's wedding-day. 
 
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IT ALL COMES RIGHT IN THE 
 
 END. 
 
 THERE 's an old saying I have heard 
 For many years, though not a word 
 Sounds any worse off for the wear 
 Which they have often had to bear 
 In helping to console some one 
 Who perhaps a wrong had done, 
 And now repenting, finds a friend 
 In saying, "It all comes right in the end." 
 
 The mother, emblem of all good 
 Who patiently has long withstood 
 The thoughtlessness of younger years, 
 Where wayward steps have caused the 
 
 tears 
 So oft to flow, now finds relief 
 In reconciling all her grief 
 By faith, in that all shadows blend 
 Into the brightest, near the end. 
 
 All weightiness of pain and care 
 That each of us has had to bear 
 
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Within the little while we stay, 
 Appears that it might overweigh 
 Those hours when we felt the stress 
 Of pure unconscious happiness, 
 But life has yet to find the trend 
 When everything comes right in the end. 
 
 Yes, everything before it ends 
 Must balance as our God intends, 
 The hope which long withheld defeat 
 Will gratify itself complete, 
 And all the dreams that Fancy drew 
 Will answer for not coming true; 
 The tear will dry ; the heart will mend 
 And everything come right in the end. 
 
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PARTING. 
 
 COULD the heart but see the heart now before 
 this word "Forever" 
 
 Causes either lips to part, and the last frail 
 
 strands we sever; 
 Could the soul but see the soul as we say this 
 
 last good-bye, 
 And the hand the hand but hold, and the eye 
 
 look to the eye. 
 For the past has been a harp where the idle 
 
 fingers laid, 
 Until we woke the dream of the player, then 
 
 he played 
 Those low sweet strains of love while together 
 
 we would smile; 
 Only now to pay the tear to an endless after- 
 while. 
 For the harpist, he is gone and the strings 
 
 lie broke in twain, 
 While the music that he played will never 
 
 sound again, 
 The rose has faded brown as the roses oft will 
 
 die, 
 But it was all for the best, so "GOD BLESS 
 
 You," and good-bye. 
 
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