^^^'^^^s-^. o » o - ^ :^^>\o> *. '^^- .lly' Didn't rhyme With 'holly'? CHIMES AND HUMORESOUES CHINESE PORCELAINS I spat in my Love's new blue bowl. She wept. Of course,! thought she'd brought it from the Five and Ten Cent Store. But no. She wept. She had paid thirty-five dollars for that Blue and White K'ang-hsi Fish Bowl. She wept. I bought her a Ming Glass Jar for her tears. I weep. ABSOLUTION I ate a little sausage, A sausage perplexingly small . . . But had I been a generous, big, fat hog, And had seen them stufif me into such mean little sausages, Would not I, too, want revenge? CHIMES AND HUMORESQUES AMBITION Love, prod me along. Don't let me become a bachelor like that fat fellow with the yellow rose in his lapel. He always swears when the elevator is out of order, and puffs and grunts and grows red in the face as he ascends the stairs. Love, prod me along. TRAGEDY O that I might have Married you! I like the way You say "Good morning." CHIMES AND HUMORESQUES MIRTH I have come to rest in the churchyard alone. Some day I will be buried here. When the little roots reach down and tickle me under the ribs, will I laugh? LOVE Some say, "Go that way. Others, ''Come this way.' I will wait for you. GARDEN My neighbor has a garden^ — scarlet geraniums in red tubs. Whitewashed stones. Pick them up. Throw them. Hit the dumpy hydrangeas — faces swollen with mumps and bandaged. CHIMES AND HU MORESQUES PERSPECTIVE Ah, Poetry, it seems the closer I hold you and the tighter I squeeze you the less you tell me. TO SOME POETS Push aside your whiskers so we can hear what you are talking about. Come out from behind those tortoise shell spectacles so we can see what you look like. RESULT My teachers \ were ground to dust — j glorious dust from which I^ . \ a sorry flower and frail, have grown. j CHI.MES AND HUMORESQUES VIGIL My soul, I lift you tenderly Lest I drop you And you should smash. My soul, I shield you prudently Lest the greedy feasters steal you, My soul, Thou Watermelon. H24 4 O o 0*9 "oV' »:, .V ^ "^^0^ *o ^°-^<*.. ■ J'JM 73 N. MANCHESTER INDIANA • ,i* .*°\..