LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. f EISffiLC W Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2011 with funding from The Library of Congress http://www.archive.org/details/versatileversesOOwils %^rrf^Br^UU<^ 55 Tr^e Judge's Decision. A local daily did me the honor to submit the verses received in an inter-State Christmas poetry contest,, for my decision thereon, which is here appended : Dear Mr. Editor: You ask Of me a most brain-racking task. When I next on your kind impose With stilted verse, may these eyes close! I once thought my villanelles brought Joy in the sanctum — wonders wrought Among those who, by cruel Fate, Must therein for subscribers wait. But, since you 've asked me to partake Of sufferings yours: Fame's hot thirst slake: Essaying to do that which you, From time lost track of, have gone thro' — Methinks I '11 ne'ermore versify. Nor cause more editors to die. Alas ! alack ! what breasts were beat In many a sanctum's dark retreat ! What cries of anguish rent the air ! ('T was verily good I was not there ! ) •56 What curdling curses on my head ! What loving things of me were said — And all because my vagrant Muse Their souls did not, as mine, enthuse! The task assigned is delicate — So many on my answer wait — And criticisms will ensue Soon as the victor 's brought to view. Of merit there 's a modicum In each verse, howe'er cumbersome With useless anapaestic sounds : Verse erstwhile played at hare and hounds : Again, poor rhythm, scant'ly yoked With thoughts by no means poor, invoked My pity that the writer had Not yet discerned 'tween good and bad. First honors reach " A Christmas Star," While " Santa Claus," the children's Czar, Passes, for "place," beneath the "wire: " All others vainly tuned the lyre. '57 That Quizzing Blizzard. Ye bards who scale Parnassian heights, Who know Olympia's fierce delights : Ye hacks who woo the Muse o' nights : Thrice palsied be the wing Of flame poetic — Fate-fraught shaft ! That stamps you stultified and daft : The fetid inspiration quaff't Of gentle, beauteous Spring! Quaint Farmer Dunn, in jean attire, Poured out the vials of his ire : Discordant is the Spring-tuned lyre, While falls the snow — ker-flump ! Breathes there a man so lost to shame, So careless of his own fair fame, As 't write of Spring, in words of flame ? That man 's a soulless chump ! Just think ? — that storm of yesterday 158 Has ta'en our trusting faith away In Granger Dunn, of New York Bay, Who made a bad u miscue." A zephyr, fresh from Peary's fleet, An Af ric simoon chanced to meet : They places changed : the joke 's complex : Let Spring begin anew. April 12, 1894. 159 Ineffectual Genius. "The ineffectual genius of the nineteenth century, I fancy, which betrays itself by strange incongruities and contrasts of a violent kind, but is otherwise unproductive,"* Mrs. Orton Beg whispered to Mr. Frayling, incautiously, — The Heaveiily Twins. Genius — and ineffectual ? Can such as that exist When God the intellectual With glowing fire has kis't ? Barren and fruitless gifts bestowed When birth brought life's clear view : Is this the fin de siecle mode Of plenishing with new The worn, a-wearied action-line That Genius' nation knows — Of marking out the arts' decline To emphasize their close ? Shall Muses speak to inchoate And far unworthy minds, Or shall they seek the old estate, 1 60 Where lofty souls one finds ? Shall thrill Euterpe's strains of might r When none can feel their charms : Or e'en the stars the blue bedight When earth seeks Somnus' arms ? Genius, whose flame can never flare, Tho' oft thou art invoked. Thy fire-tip'd shaft is ever bare — Thy soul to genius yoked ! 161 The Press. From out the chaos of a world unknown In parts to other parts ; From out the noisy Babel, where alone Prevails the din of marts : From need that sprang from mind, un- satisfied By herald's meagreness : Behold, a pow'r appears : nor yet belied By name — behold, the Press ! Its power ? To Niagara's foam-tip'd fall, Add all earth's water-force — The mighty Press, unfettered, is to all As is old Ocean's course! Ten million eyes this Argus hath, and naught Of worth, or small or great, Eludes his observation, but is caught For men's minds, news-belate. Men's wrongs, like sins unpunished, cry aloud For succor and redress : And, championing the right, from Wrath's dun cloud, — Behold, the Press ! Advancement, Progress, Light and Life, in bold, Bright caption its shield dress : Might, Right are ever, truly thine — behold, The Press ! 163 Despair.. Grim are thy shadows, O, Despair I Grim are thy shadows — grim and bare I Dark is the w T ay that leads to thee ! Dark is the mind that pleads to thee ! Black are the clouds that o'er thee dwell — Black as the clouds that shadow hell ! Deep the abyss that meeteth thee ! Deep the heart-burn that greeteth thee 1 Dun is the pall that hides thy face ! Dun is the fall from human grace ! Dreary the path that knows no end ! Dreary the souls who on it wend Ways to the crypt of black Despair : Ways to the shadows, grim and bare ! Steeped in the mists of human hate ! Steeped in the grists of 'pending Fate ! Might lends to rage its doubl'd pow'r ! Might rends the guage of troubl'd dow'r I Mighty the waves of fierce, foul scorn ! Mighty the staves of curses born ! Tragic the wild thoughts then that roll ! Tragic the requiem of the soul ! Damn'd, thrice, the heart that knows thy blight ! Daran'd, thrice, the man who knows thy might ! Grim are thy shadows, O, Despair! Grim are thy shadows — grim and bare ! 165 The Italian ]VIatcl? Boy. " Please, buy some matches, lady, No carry so much then ; The road is long and dusty, And nothing for me when The day is done but to lay down To sleep, beneath some tree : Please, buy some matches, lady, Buy matches, ma'am, from me ? u A cruel man is my padrone — He beats me till I 'm sore, Because nobody buys a box — Because I can't sell more. Just see how clear the matches snap : Take 'em — ten cents for three? Please, buy some matches, lady, Buy matches, ma'am, from me?" Jjc * * *: ki You be rich lady, madam, v66 Some day, for what you Ve done ! Oh, thank you ! thank you, lady ! And may your little son, Who 's smiling in the window, Never come down where he Will have to peddle matches, And tramp around, like me ! " He kissed the woman's hand, and turned To go out thro' the gate, And, picking up his heavy load, Altho 1 the hour was late, He dragged himself along the road — This creature, wan and wee — And asked, at ev'ry door he stopped: Buy matches, please, from me ? " 167 Quatrains. On Hist'ry's pages may be found The life-blood of a Nation, dried : Each tome, with heroism bound, Shows love and valor close allied. True manhood copies womanhood In noble qualities of mind ; The light of hist'ry shows the good Not to the sterner sex confined. The thirsty earth — her prayer to HeaVn regarded — Is glad, with voiceful gladness, not retarded By aught of what has been : enhanced thereby, Her joy-pores ope : deliverance is nigh. 1 68 Athens' Defection. South Nyack, the intellectual, bon ton residence portion of Nyack-on Hudson, voted, in 1894, through negligence, against the annual appropriation requisite to its citizens en - joying the privileges of the free library of the four Nyacks, out, subsequently, made up the necessary amount by pri- vate subscriptions. South Nyack : Paradigm of intellectual excellence — Quad-Nyack's Hellenic purlieus — Who repudiated the spirits of Sainte Beuve, Shakespeare, Servetus, Shelley, Eulwer, Bacon, Balzac, Bancroft, Disraeli, Dana, Darwin, Demosthenes, Pope, Plutarch, Poe, Paine, Hoke Smith, Pod Dismuke, Dink Botts, Jadam Bede, Muley Hassan, Larry Godkin, And Col. Abe. Slupsky — Sorra the day ! Has the buffalo returned to his wallow, Or the maudlin owl to her wisdom — Which ? Were the Library in her bourne, 169 The very cobbles of South Nyack Would cry out for the " free graft ! " Such is blindness ! A cry From Macedonian South Nyack : '* Come and help us ! v But we do n't help — N'ary bit ! Put up the "squidulum," ye cerebro-fatuous T Who voted for light,* to guide The blear eyed Bacchanalian home, But not to lumine the abject psychic density Of non-appreciative souls, And in thy grasp the prize is. Shades of Marcus Antoninus Aurelius I Shall South Nyack claim eminence As a foster-mother of teinturiers, And list not to the wail for free books ? Hardly, Sophelia ! Put up the price, O, ye of many stamps, And help Nyack to carry the banner ! The electric light a ; propriation passed. 170 R Retrospect. I never see a little child But I recall when I was young : When childish romp my hours beguiled, And Nature's God upon me smiled : Before the reign of passions, wild, Before Delilah's song was sung. Be brave, dear one, before you feel The fury of Sin's venom hurled At thy pure breast, with intent, real, And hatred for thy spotless weal : Be strong, ere years of pain reveal The wretched, wicked, woful world ! .71 Romping l^hyn?e. Oh, the bouncing and the jouncing Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ; Oh, the rouncing and the flouncing Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ! There 's a mate for ev'ry word In the brain of man that 's stirr'd — Oft he rues it afterward. When the editor calls " time ! " Oh, the rolling and the bowling Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ; Oh, the souling and cajoling Of the rhyme, of the rhyme! How the poet oft must eke Out a line with ancient Greek — Wear his hair long, like a freak — 'T is sublime ! 't is sublime ! Oh, the cooing and the wooing Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ; 172 Oh, the suing, black-and-bluing, Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ! How, with many a repetition, Rolls the rhythm on its mission — Doling out its sad fruition, All the time ! all the time ! . Oh, the soulful and the doleful Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ; Oh, the bowlful of "be-joyful" Oft behind the flight of rhyme ! Wild, erratic Allen Poe Drew on Amontillado, And he reaped a toper's woe, Thro' all time ! thro' all time ! Oh, the swishing of and fishing For the rhyme, for the rhyme ; Oh, the wishing and the squishing Of the rhyme, of the rhyme ! When the poet's thoughts relax, Spectral, stalks the Income Tax — And he flees from its cold facts T' another clime ! t' another clime ! <74 Surnrner Days fire On tf?e Wane. There are signs we can no longer pass in- differently by — Signs of autumn, fast approaching, shadow- ing Summer's last, long sigh. Even now, to grace the table of Thanksgiv- ing, gourmands gloat At the thought that in the barn-yard fatt'n- ing is the poly shote. A precursor, sure, of fall-time is the phcebe's mournful *' tweet ! " As he reckons soon of Summer days will be but mem'ries, sweet. And the fields of bristling stubble, once rolled high with lordly grain, All emphasize that Summer Days Are On The Wane. i75 Crickets soon their tireless grace-notes will surcease, ere comes the fall : And the "jug-o'-rums," in boggy morass,, choke their glummy call. E'en the " dog-days," low'ring sullen, frown glad Summer's smiles to tears : And the heated moderation tells that au- tumn's column nears. Back to haunts that through the Summer knew them not, a sun-burned crowd Troops from mountain, lake and valley y and where Ocean murmurs loud : For the days are shorter growing, and the shadows on the pane, All emphasize that Summer Days Are On The Wane. 76 With a sigh of depth, deep — mournful — and a flow of lachrymge, Summer girls give o'er their conquests by the swelling, tearful sea ; And, discarded belt and " bloomers," with disgust, true, real, sincere, Ribbon -counters hide the shins of beaux of Narragansett Pier. Soon the leaves, tergiversating color to the season's tune, Will return to earth the verdure spring-tide begged of natal June. Thoughts of next Spring's batch of verses, driving rhymesters 'most insane, All emphasize that Summer Days Are On The Wane, j 77 When Old Age Comes On. When your life is young, and promise makes each thought a glad delight, And the world seems pure and joyous : all unknown is sin-hued blight ; Ev'ry waking hour is gladness, ev'ry breath is fraught with song, And we cannot see why sorrow makes the lives of some all wrong; All your youthful days are given up to mirth and romp and glee, And you mind not premonitions of the things that are to be : But you waken at the moment when your past life you must con — Prepare for what is coming When Old Age Comes On. 178 Life may seem so full of smiles that tears are better when unknown : And the thing that time beguiles best cal- culated to condone For the day when sorrow's pinions cleaved the air around your head, And the peace of mind of yestermorn that morning's sun found dead. And you seek relief in worldly things — your heart fill with their joy : Fast forgetting not a golden moment but has its alloy : But you turn your eyes to Heaven, with its glories your soul don — Prepare for what will happen — When Old Age Comes On. 179 E'en Tho' It Be a Cross." The stone church fronted on the street, In architecture, grand ; And many passed, with busy feet, To meet life's great demand For biead and wine : nor stopped to pray In its inviting calm ; No time to look to Heav'n had they. Nor wish for its sweet balm. The golden-glinting cross a-top The buttresses of gray, Rose high oVr fact'ry, hill and shop — Its lesson to convey To souls of men, whose lust for gold Shut out all love for God. The church pile heaped its ouilines, bold, Aloft, on sacred sod. Without the door a hydrant stood, With tin cup hanging near, 1 80 And many of the brotherhood Of mankind halted here To quench the thirst, by heat begot, Or midnight's drunken crave, Then dropped the cup and quick forgot The benefit it gave. A " tramp," in rags and tatters clothed, By chance betook him there, And drank the cup he often loathed. For want of better fare. The clear, cold liquor satisfied The burning flame within : It cleared his head and quelled the tide Of thoughts, black, dark with sin. And, as he turned his eyes above, A gleam from off the cross Brought back to mem'ry mother-love — The old life, and its loss. The prayer his mother murmur' d low, When bowed he at her knee : 1S1 " As 't is in Heav n, even so Be it to mine and me ! " Came to his mind, thro' mists of tears, That blinded, as they fell : How fruitless, since, the sadd'ned years. The " tramp," alone, could tell. O'ercome, he bowed his head and cried : " Oh, God ! that, ere I broke My mother's heart, I, too, had died ! " Then sang he, as he spoke: " Nearer, my God, to Thee, Nearer to Thee ; E'en tho' it be a cross That raiseth me ! " 182 Ii'Envoi. Dear reader — comrade in distress ! — relief Is thine and mine : for here The finis is. I add this extra sheaf That parting be less drear. If I, perchance, have struck responding chord To that which knows thy breast, And, in the unity of that concord, Pleased thee, these lines are bles't ! If aught of interest has marked my work : If heart-response 't has stirr'd : If joy, sincere, perusing, lay a-lurk For thee, I bless each word ! 183