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The art of book-making, or of weaving materials for a new title page, is so well known in the old country, and so extensively- practised by the would-be witlings crowding round the public press, that I might spare myself the pains of recurring to its noto- riety, if it was equally well known on the continent of America. While it remained, however, a harmless occupation, and em- ployed itself in manufacturing voyages performed in the dark circle of a Grub street attic ; or in the fabrication of travels and adventures, spun in the miserable area of a three cornered closet ; it might be allowed to pass its ordeal, in public opinion, without exciting the severity of criticism. And if the book became toler- ated, it might, in the harmlessness of its intentions, be permitted to continue its uninterrupted course, and reward the needy adven- turer, in such species of literature, with the scanty dinner which it was written to procure. But when it leaves its old and time worn track, as no longer profitable, and, in the boldness of its daring, assumes a new mode of raising the ' necessary supplies,' by dipping the pen in gall, retailing the thrice told slander, and in fabricating more ; it becomes our duty to expose the fraud, and stigmatize the offender. Basil Hall, the travelling captain, not very celebrated for his veraciousness on any subject ; Feron, the gin seller on Holborn Hill, whose shop is the daily resort of all the dissolute of the British metropolis ; Mrs. Trollope, the chaste and delicate friend of Fanny Wright ; the Rev. Mr. Fidler, the refugee, who, faihng in his pursuits at home — as one disquaUfied — sought shelter in the States, to educate, to improve, and to adorn — and who, faiUng there, looked to indemnify himself by the malignancy of his pen, and the vulgar flippancy of his clerical wit ; — each have written a book on that never failing theme, the manners and customs of the Americans, and each has received the reward of his labors in the thriving trade of slander, and malevolent misrepresentation. Several of the smaller tribe have followed the harvestings of these veracious and disinterested personages, who have contented themselves with the mere gleanings of the abundant field : and among the last, though not the least, is to be classed Mrs. Frances Anne Butler, according to the title page of her journal ; but I see no reason why ^\ e should forget her identity v/ith Fanny Kemble, the actress ; and in speaking of her work, I shall deal with her in her maiden name — thus endeavoring to show my respect to the several members of that honorable family into which she has been introduced, and with which she has become allied. I feel that I have no right to enter the sanctuary of private life ; and Mrs. Butler, as Mrs. Butler, is unknown to the world but by the journal now before us. As Fanny Kemble, however, from the moment she put her foot on the boards of a theatre, she became public property, as far as public opinion went ; and we claim the right of stricture on her journal, her manners, and her morals, in the same degree as she has thought proper, although W'ithout the same pretensions, to exercise in the case of the man- ners and the morals of the Americans. The love of slander is unhappily like the love of idleness — the polluted source from whence it springs — too prevalent ; and hence .such works as the journal of Fanny Kemble. These books are seized with avidity in the old world, and with not much less of relish in the new. Praise may beget pleasure, but censure insures the deepest interest, and hence the most extensive demand. So the restaurateur, by the peculiar piquancy of his stores, obtains the larger share of customers to his refectory ; and he or she is indeed but a shallow book-maker, who will not profit by the same experience. But when we consider the end — that is, money making — we should also consider the means employed ; and I see no reason why the public slanderer should be any more sheltered from public obloquy and scorn, than the public robber. Shakspeare, with whose works Fanny Kemble ought to be famil- iar, has said, in the old and hackneyed quotation, which we adopt in its aptitude to the occasion, ' Who steals my purse, steals trash : But he who filches from me my good name, Robs me of that which not enriches hun, But renders me poor indeed.' In taking up my pen, in examination of the journal of the actress ; and in my feeble attempt at delineating American charac- ter, as it has appeared to my judgment; I am not influenced by any considerations of a private nature. I have lived too long in America, I have mixed too much with society, to fear the expression of my mind, or the utterance of my opinions. I have never found myself restrained in the liberty of speech ; and if '"I have never found my name adorning a title page, it is because I have had as little confidence in my own powers, as inclination for the idle trade, and perliaps less of time to abstract from the ina- lienable claimiS of my husband and my children. But as an English woman, and a resident in America, in default of an abler pen, I have felt it an imperative duty, to deny that the journal of Fanny Kemble, so far as relates to manners in America, is con- ceived in common candor, or with common honesty, even with the bias of prejudice on its side, I also feel it not less my duty to de- fend my fair countrywomen, in their purity, from the opinion which may be formed of their worth, taking Fanny Kemble as a woman in their resemblance. Ardently attached to my dear country as the land of my birth, I am not the less attached to America, as the country of my adop- tion. I visited it but for a season. Under circumstances of ill health, I sought the milder climate of New York, in exchange for a winter in Canada. But I became attached to tlie people and the soil, and I have remained among them in the reciprocation of tliose *1 friendly feelings with which I was received, and which I trust will continue with me until my last adieu, when I feel that I shall leave it with sorrow and regret. Moral feeling, delicacy of sentiment and actions, purity of soul, and refinement of manners, are not the pecsliar property of any one country. Their genial influence is felt and found wherever Christianity has spread, and the polished arts of social life are cul- tivated ; and it would indeed be to deny to America all that can give it dignity and grace, the denial of its fair claim to these, the distinguishing characteristics of its national character. I know not in what society Fanny Kemble may have moved ; but if I am to judge by popular report, more than by her own journal, I should imagine that good society had been opened to her ; but if it was not to her taste, that ought not to operate in its discommendation. There is an essential difference in taste ; and the delicate manners of private life, I can easily imagine, are in as little accordance with the taste of a public performer, as the for- ward demeanor and presuming airs of an exhibitionist, are to the retiring deportment of a lady in private life. The Americans, in their eagerness of patronage, in their ambi- tion to promote the arts in their own country, are, unhappily, too much in the habit of forgetting what is due to themselves, and to their own dignity. This is a fault, and a great one ; and, as Fanny Kemble has found so many, I shall equally indulge my- self with the privilege of finding a few. I say again, it is a great one : but I have the vanity to think, with the aid of Fanny herself, it is one not very likely to be often repeated ; and that by cur joint efforts, we shall be able to reduce it, in a retrospect of its mischievous practice, to a proper sense of its own shame. This foult has unhappily existed to a great extent, and has, most unhappily, been assiduously encouraged by those who have found it their interest to misrepresent the state of society at home. The Americans, in the natural warmth of their ardent disposition ; unuilling that their hospitality should be questioned; believing that the talented of the stage are fostered and caressed in private circles at home ; dazzled by the glare of a great name \\'afted across the Atlantic by newspaper writers and play-goers ; and not h ^t all familiar with that exquisite art of puffing, by which the pre- tender is inflated into popular notice, (but which art, by the way, has long lost its influence on the other side of the water) ; too fre- quently lead themselves away in their eagerness to commend, and yield themselves voluntarily to an association ^\ ith persons not at all qualified for their private circles, and who, under other circum- stances, could never have obtained an entre beyond the green room of the theatre — the only congenial atmosphere they may be said to breathe. Borne away by this impetuous feeling, without any considera- tion yielded to the demands of propriety, and knowing nothing of the arcana of the stage ; gratified by the public exhibition they have witnessed ; enthusiastic in the encomiums extorted from them in the generous warmth of their feelings ; led away no less by that inherent love of liberty, and that spirit of equality which scarcely admits of distinctions in society, at least such distinctions as are natural to other countries ; they vie with each other in their efforts to honor the mimic stranger, and shower on him or her the gifts of fortune, throw open their houses for their recep- tion, and publicly receive them with banquetings and balls ; while propriety, outraged, starts back with the inquiry — ' Who and what are these, that are received \\ ith all the ostentation and parade of a Roman triumph ? ' — ' Actors ! ' responds trutli — ' Actors ! ' — the more fortunate and roving descendants of the vagrant Tlies- pis, pampered by folly ! — in whose licentious veins still flows the helot's inebriation, the helot's wanton passions — \\'ild, immoral, and impure. It would be too much to ascribe this weakness of patronage to all of society in America. Among the reflective, among those more sober-minded, among the morally intellectual, who could neither be allured by the pomp of pageant, or the glare of fashion, or could gather aught of amusement from nature outraged, or the ribald jest ; among these, indeed, neither the actor or his preten- sions could prevail, and the social circle of the fireside was never tainted. The moralist, in his refinement of feeling, whose taste for social society was limited to the tranquil enjoyments of a private life ; 8 whose admiration could never be excited by deportment unchast- ened by that dehcacy of mind and manner which is the charm of either sex — he found his pleasures in his home, in the endear- ments of his family, in the rational treasures of his library, and in the intellectual converse of his friend. For him the actor's trumpet-sounding fame raised its shrill notes in vain ; and the impure incense, offered at its shrine, ascended not his roof, or pol- luted the dwelling of his tenderest affections. It may be advanced that we are too sweeping in our censure ; that there are many estimable characters on the stage ; and that Fanny Kemble herself, in private life, is one of its brightest ornaments. In this we mean not to impugn her ; but virtue, mere female virtue, undignified by that peculiar delicacy which is the sovereign charm of woman, while it is to be prized, is not of that chastened nature to win us to its love ; and the profession of an actor, in its very range, is one, only to be sustained by the sacrifice of all those charms that lend to virtue brightness. I have said, I know not in what society Fanny Kemble may have moved ; but of this I am sure — the circle from which she has gleaned her knowledge of manners in America, is so limited in its extent, that its existence is almost unknown to the country in which it draws its vital air. She may have drawn her picture faithfully — she may have limned it in all its proportions ; for we know of no country where vice is not to be found, where immor- ality does not vegetate, and where coarseness and vulgarity of manners are not to be met with. But it remains with those who basked in the sunshine of Fanny's rays — it remains with those who were attracted to her orbit, to vindicate themselves. I cannot figlit witli shadows ; I cannot aim an efiective blow at the mere monster of imagination ; I know nothing of his existence, and cannot detect him in the ' Mr. D — 's,' ' Mr. H — 's,' and the ' Mr. B — 's,' and the ' Mr. J — 's,' crowding the pages of the journal. But if there is one, who has unfortunately been led, by the love of novelty, into this degenerate circle, and should there hap- pily be anything left of self-esteem, the blush of shame must mantle on the cheek, with a poignant sense of past humiliation and present retribution : for it cannot be denied that Fanny has taken ample vengeance of those who have been allured by her smiles, who have been fascinated by her acting, both on and off the stage, and have wantoned in the meridian of her studied playfulness. If there is one who has been involuntarily led into this circle, guided by the popular expression of applause, that applause which was merely extended to the actress, in the discharge of her professional duties, and for the exercise of which she was brought to America, and for which she has been amply, abundantly, remunerated in American money ; if there is one who has been attracted to her by the panegyrics of hired scribblers, the lau- datory strains of dependant parasites, the paid menials of the diurnal press ; — I say, if there is one — and I believe there are many — who have waived prudent consideration in inconsiderate zeal — he, or rather the many, will deplore the want of caution they have displayed in their forwardness of patronage ; and, fur- nished with the lesson which this person has taught them, be very little prone to relapse into the same error on any future occasion. They will feel the force and truth of the fable of the frozen serpent^ — that they have fostered into life the reptile, which, coil- ing its fascinating folds around the bosom that had sheltered it, fixes its envenomed teeth in the hand that had fed it. They will feel this in all the fulness of its practical illustration. The journal of Fanny Kemble is perhaps the most extraordi- nary publication that ever was permitted to proceed from the press. It is difficult to conceive that it has been produced in mere prejudice, for it riots in the imaginative of all sorts. It has carefully gleaned the often repeated slanders of a Hall, a Feron, a Trollope, a Hamilton, and a Fidler ; and in their union, aided by a fertile fancy, it outsteps them all. It is diffi- cult to imagine the state of that mind which has given it birth, and committed, from day to day, so gross a tissue of false impres- sions and wilful misrepresentation. But it is more difficult to comprehend the mind itself, in its structure, which could so pow- erfully mask itself in communion with the inartificial society into which she had been introduced ; and could, with so many blan'» 10 dishments, and so much of grace and pleased demeanor, reveal itself in the treasured pages of her journal, to be pubhshed, forsooth, when a fitting time occurred. This indeed was acting, and with something more than machievalian skill. Whatever doubts may have been entertained, or opinions formed, of Fanny Kemble on the stage, off the boards of a theatre, in the great theatre of life, she has indeed proved herself inimitable. In the delivery of my opinions, in a language perhaps more forcible than it may be by some considered the case can justify, I must beg to acquit myself of any personal ill feeling towards the actress herself. I have none. I am free to admit that the pro- fession of the stage is not one at all to my taste, and that its pro- fessors are nof sufficiently in my regard to admit them as the asso- ciates of my children. I am a mother ; and I claim and exercise a mother's right over their mind and morals. I never could be brought to believe that an actress, however estimable in herself, could, in the discharge of those duties on which her success depends — duties demanding the total sacrifice of feminine delicacy, the life, tlie grace, the charm of woman — I repeat, I never could believe them endowed with one of those traits of character, ren- dering them the fit associates of the private circle. I may be sin- gular in this opinion, but it has and will continue to influence my conduct. If I have ever wavered, the journal of Fanny Kemble has dismissed the doubts, and confirmed me in the reso- kition of that reserve A\hich I have hitherto, maintained, and which I may be said to have inherited from the country of my birtli. Of the journal itself, I know it may be truly said, it is wholly unworthy of especial notice ;. and that such is the opinion of the most intelligent of its readers, will scarcely admit of a question. I know that ' to break a fly upon the wheel,' is not more unmerciful than unnecessary ; but I am an English woman, and if only one American could believe a Trollope or a Kemble, as belonging to that estimable class, the ladies of my country, that fact alone would justify me in the course I am pursuing. Let Fanny Kem- ble stand alone ; let her be judged alone, and out of her own lips. 11 I pass over the mawkish sensibility with which she apostro- phizes ' her EngUsh flowers, her dear Enghsh flowers,' and have no objection to her journalizing the progress she makes in her Bible cover, but perhaps a httle more to her expressed admiration of Childe Harold — ^a work which in my happy country is not over- prudlshly considered as unfit for a lady's reading. We glean a little more, however, of the censor on American manners, as we proceed : we are not much ecstacised, to use her own expression, in her remark on fiimsy moraUtij, and begin to doubt the propriety of her deportment in mixing with a party, ' dancing, singing, and romping like mad things, on the quarter deck.' She says, page 23, vol. 1 — ' It was Saturday holyday on board ship ; the men were all dismissed to their grog. We of the petticoats adjourned to the gentlemen's cabin, to druik "Sweethearts and Wives," accordhig to the approved sailor's practice.' From this we should be naturally led to infer that the journalist was not a member of a temperance society, to say the least. She continues — 'It made me sad to hear them, as they lifled their glasses to their lips, pass roimd the toast " Sweethearts and Wives." I diaiik, ki my heai-t, home and dear H. — ' She concludes this bacchanalian scene — one, to which we be- lieve a lady, English or American, is very little accustomed — with the follow ing remark, which I extract without comment : ' They sang a song or tsvo, and at hcelve we left them to their medita- tions, which presently readied our ears in the sound, not shape, of "Health to Bacchus," m full chorus, to which tune I said my prayers.^ The following day was the Sabbath. She says, page 22, vol. 1 — ' I breakfasted, and then amused myself with finding the lessons, collects, and psalms for the whole ship's company.' She expatiates prettily on the sublime effect of prayers offered up at sea. ' The bright, cloudless sky and glorious sea seemed to respond, in their silent magnificence, to our Te Deum, I felt more of the e,\citement 12 of prayer than I have knoAvii for many a day, and 't was good, oh very good ! * * * * After prayers, \vi-ote journal.' And then she concludes her Sabbath, after expressing herself in a vein which would do honor to her feelings, if they were so excited, according to the following chilling sentence, by an act of the highest indelicacy : 'Came back to our gipsy encampment, where, by the hght of a lantern, we sui)ped, and sang sundry scraps of old songs. At ten came to bed.' We have another Saturday night's exhibition in page 41, vol. 1. * Lord bless us ! What foul nonsense people do talk, and what much fouler nonsense it is to answer them ! Got very sick, and lay on the ground till dinner time ; went to tal)le, but withdrew again, while it was yet in my power to do so gi-acefully. Lay on the Jloor all the evening, singing for veiy sea sickness. Suddenly it occurred to me that it was our last Saturday night on board ; whereupon I indited a song, to the time of " To Ladies' eyes around Boys," and havmg duly instructed Mr. — " how to speak the speech," we went to supper. Mr. — sung my song, and kept my secret: the song was encored, and niy father innocently demanded the author. I gave him a tremendous pinch, and looked very silly. — (Poor, innocent, retirhig creature!) — Merit, like murder, will out; so I fancy that when they drank the health of the author, the whole table was aware of the genius that sat among them. Came to bed at about half past twelve.' I cannot possibly omit the song itself; it is a delicate morsel, and so characteristic of the piety and the refinement of that chaste and pure spirit which has so reluctantly yielded itself to the improvement of the morals of the American ladies. It is headed in the journal, ' Saturday Night Song.' ' Come fill the can again, boys. One parting glass, one parting glass ; Ere we shall meet agaui, boys. Long years may pass, long years may pass. We '11 drink the gallant bark, boys, That's borne us through, that 's borne us through, Bright waves and billows dark, boys. Our ship and crew, our ship and crew. * We '11 drink those eyes that bright, boys, With smiling ray, with smiling ray. 13 Have shone like stars to light, boys, Our wat'iy way, our wat'iy way. We '11 drink our English home, boys, Our father land, our father land, And the shores to which we 're cQme, boys, A sister strand, a sister strand.' There is something singularly novel in a modern female bard of ■song, presiding at a bacchanalian board, joining in the shout and hurra of excited tipplers, and handing glasses round. But Fanny- is speaking for herself — I will not interrupt her. I make no comment, but my readers may. Still I must enter my protest against the opinion, that anything in the shape of an English lady would or could have been so seen. These are the night orgies of a coming Sabbath ! consequently we find Fanny, having shaken her tresses in the morning, again engaged in ' tidying the cabin for prayers,' and ' looking out the lessons.' She also 'wrote journal,' and 'spent some time in seeing a couple of geese take a swim with strings tied to their legs. After dinner, sat in my cabin some time ; walked on deck ; when the gentlemen joined us, ive danced the sun down and the moon up.^ But this is not all. This was to be the last Sunday on ship-board ; and after the dance, on the evening of the day of prayer, — but take it from Fanny's journal : 'The sky was like the jewel shop of angels ; I never saw such brilliant stars, nor so deep an azure to hang them in. The moon was gi-own pow- erful, and flooded the deck where we sat playing at blind man's huff, magic music, and singing and talking of shore, till midnight — when we came to bed.' These extracts, selected from pages of rhapsody, wild without much beauty ; rambling through politics and religion ; wandering through the shallow mazes of poetry and philosophy, shallow only in the cbannel in which they flowed ; will exhibit the singu- lar mind of the intellectual Fanny, and that peculiar delicacy and refinement of sentiment, qualifying her to become the censor of the morals and the manners of the people among whom she was going for a time to sojourn. 2 14 I have no opportunity of getting at the context of this jour- nal ; but what I have extracted, has been written by herself, and of herself. And surely, it will not be denied, we could not possibly obtain a better evidence of her manners and deportment. A lady ! — why, a lady's maid, or a washer-woman, proverbial for vulgarity, or the chamber maid at a public inn, even in hershame- lessness, would have been ashamed of the public confession of her night broils, and would never have dared to join in the dance or blind man's buff, on the Sabbath eve. And this is the person to write a book, and scare the immoral in America ! this is the wo- man who, by the impurity of her own example, is to check the current of immorality in others! Check — it can scarcely be called checking, to reduce to her own standard ! I might have extracted much more from this part of her exquisite journal — breathing at times the most tender sensibility, professing but without practising, and always at variance with itself. But I trust I have done enough to show from her own pen, that — to speak of her in the mildest terms we can connnand — she was more masculine than feminine in her nature, and wholly deficient in that chastened delicacy of conduct, which can alone give a charm to woman, even in her beauty. The scene changes. She arrives in New-York, a candidate for public favor — the lion of the day — her den, the stage of the Park theatre. The press, in the old and the new world, had paved the way for her reception ; and in the excitement, it was natural to suppose she would have many introductions to fashiona- ble amateurs and lovers of tlie drama. In London, Fanny had blazed the star of the night, and was only in her meridian in the glare of the stage lights, in the tinsel drapery of the scenic mantuamaker, and surrounded by all the pomp and glitter of scenic arrangement. Her days were passed in study of the mimic art, in rehearsals, and in the arrangement. of her dresses. The dlurnallsts lavished forth their columned praises, as of the news of tlie day; and her admirers, 'whose admiration, limited to that of her pul)llc efforts, never dreampt of disturbing the delectable Fanny in her private sphere, sought her % , r 15 at the box and pit prices of the theatre alone, and were content to lavish their plaudits, and testify their approbation, in public. It must have been a new scene to the actress, the homage that was paid to her in private. In London, her privacy was never invaded but by a few of her mother's old friends — a few of the actors and professionals, composing the exclusive circle of the drama. But in New- York, she found a warmth of heart and desire of patronage, exhibiting itself in another form. She found the great and the good — the merchant, the senator, the man of taste, and the lady of condition — forgetting what was due to themselves, in the honest nature of that free constitution, which sheds a glow over all their actions, even to a fault. She found them all uniting in a hospitable welcome of the talented stranger; and she thus speaks of it, page 50, vol. 1 : 'I liave been in a snlky fit half the day, because people will keep walk- ing in and out of our room without leave or license, which is commg a gi'eat deal too soon to hope's idea of heaven.' There are many passages similar to this pervading the volumes of the journal ; but as they were probably written at the time merely for the purpose of producing on effect on the other side of the water, against her return to the Covent Garden boards, which she must at that time have contemplated, I forbear to extract them, as wholly useless and unnecessary to my purpose. Indeed Fanny Kemble has furnished us with enough of matter, and I only regret that there is so little to commend, so much to disparage both the head and the heart. A great deal of slip-slop follo\\ s ; a great deal of the affectation of refinement, of abuse and ill feeling. She views New- York with a prejudice which could have been produced only by com- munion with a Trollope herself. But the impertinence of the following passage, from page 54, vol. I — the impertinence, to say tlie least of it — can scarcely be exceeded, and is not paralleled in the libels of any one of the junta of writers on American manners : 'I do not know how it is to be accounted for, but in spite of much lighter duties, every article of dress, particularly sillis, embroideries, and 16 all French manufactures, are more expensive here than m England. The extravagance of the American women, in this jjart of their expenditure, is, considering the average fortunes of this country, quite extraordinary. They never walk in the streets but m the most sho^vy and extreme toilette ; and I have known twenty, forty, and sixty dollars paid for a bon- net to wear in a morning samiter up Broadway.' But, by the bye, this extract, properly read, will show at one glance, how very little Fanny Kemble is familiar with the haul ton in London. The Broadway is the fashionable promenade of the belles of New-York, in the same degree as Bond street or Regent street is of the fashionables of the metropolis. Nothing can exceed the profusion or costliness of dress, as exhibited in the fashionable season, in these streets ; but impertinence has never yet inquired into the means by which that profusion has been sustained. At page 59, vol. 1, the re/?«efZ journalist says: 'The roughness and want of refinement, which is legitimately com- plamed of in this country, is often, however, mitigated by instances of civility, which would not be found commonly elsewhere. As I have noticed above, the demeanor of men towards women in the streets, is infi- nitely more courteous here than with us. Women can walk too, with perfect safety, by themselves, either in New-York, Philadelpliia, or Boston. On board tlie steamboats, no person sits down to table until the ladies are accommodated with seats ; and I have mj^selfj in church, benefitted by the civility of men who have left their pew, and stood during the whole ser- vice m order to afford me room.' Hey-day ! — Why, this is an astounding admission, and I should really fear the men were getting into Fanny's favor. But no, no ; this is merely one of Fanny's voluntaries, which she forgot, m her eagerness to print, to expunge from her veracious journal. But, in the following twenty-four or five pages, the plot thickens, and Fanny's miseries are approaching to a climax. She does not live, but rather vegetates, at a miserable hotel, called the Ameri- can ! — a house which, in the estimation of some persons — such v\tlgar personages, to wit, as the British Charge d'Affairs, or Ambassador to the States — might be considered decent enough ; but which, in the estimation of the inimitable actress, is scarcely endurable. Her rooms were slovenly — tlie table cloth at dinner Yjrtif. 17 patched — the provisions miserably cooked, and worse served — the waiters low Irish, and, what is worse, the wines — oh ye gods and goddesses ! — the wines were scarcely tolerable, and only half iced ! She attempts to console herself by reading a canto in Dante. But oh, the misery ! IMr. lends her a volmne of ' Bryant's poetry,' which she did not like half so well as her own. And then she ' read a sort of satirical burlesque, by Halleck, called Fanny,' which she did not like half so well as herself In page 81, vol. 1, however, she summons her philosophy to her res- cue, and pours forth her thoughts in the following pleasing and unassuming strain. The reader will be delighted with that charming diffidence with which she speaks of her feelings and of herself, and will commiserate with her situation. What can be more afflicting, than that one so highly gifted sliould be degraded to a communion with a most degenerate race of people — that is, the Americans themselves — who may be said to vegetate like cabbages, and to be equally insensible of their situation. But perhaps some snarl will respond — ■ ' Where ignorance is bliss, 't were folly to be wise.' Now listen to Fanny : ' These peo})le are happy — their wants are satisfied, their desires fulfilled — their caj)acities of enjoyment meet Avith full employment — they are well fed, well clothed, Avell housed. Blodcrate labor ensures them all this, and leaves them leisure for such recreations as they are cajiable of enjoying. But now IS IT AviTH ME? aiul I mean not me myself alone, but all who, xiKE MYSELF, liave reccived a higher degree of intellectuai, culti- VATio\, whose estimate of hapj)iness is therefore so much higher, Avhose capacity for enjoyment is so much more expanded and cultivated. Can I be satisfietl with a race m a cu-cular rail-road car, or a swing between the line trees ? ' This is truly great. I could laugh, as Fanny says, into very fits ; for I cannot forget, for the life of me, the intdlectiial game of blind man's buff, on the deck of the Pacific, &ic. &:c. But Fanny is now in one of her musing moods, and we must even let her proceed. * Where are my peculiar objects of pleasure and recreation ? Where are the picture galleries ' — (Has Fanny ever seen Peter Parley's Picture *2 18 magazine?) — 'the sculptures — the works of art and science — the countless wonders of human ingenuity and skill — the cultivated and refined society — the intercourse with men — (Oh fie, Fanny !) — of genius, literature, scientific knowledge — where are all the sources from which I am to draw my recreations ? They are not.' Oh dire calamity — unutterable woe ! Fanny says, they are not ! Sad, sad truth ! How tenderly do I feel for her ! No pictures — no sculpture — nothing, nothing but that boorish thing, content, which a high degree of mental cultivation would natur- ally feel ashamed of; nothing — nothing, but the good humor and smihng faces, indicative of a half civilized state of society ; a state which the poetry of the mind sentimental cordially abhors. Poor Fanny ! — but she pursues the delicate strain of intellectual refinement in a higher tone of philosophy, as follows : ' The heart of a philanthropist may indeed be satisfied, but the intellec- tual man feels a dearth that is mexpressibly jminful ; and in spite of the real and great pleasui-e which I derived from the sight of so much enjoy- ment, I could not help desiring that enjoyment of another order were combined with it. Perhaps the two are incompatible ; if so, I would not alter the present state of things if I could.' Amiable, sympathizing journalist ! we cannot but condole with thee, in thy etherial nature, and thy sad condition, toiling thy weary way with such unphilosophical things as these unintellectual Americans ; who cannot comprehend the sweets of melancholy — who know nothing of the imaginative properties of the subli- mated mind ; but who, in the grossness of their appetite for vulgar enjoyments, court the shades of Hoboken for recreation and ruder health — or float in steamers on the Hudson — or in some rail-road car, darting with the rapidity of the wind, fly fi-om the summer sun's meridian ray, to some retreat long favored, some love whis- pering shade or woodland height — or where the glassy stream, springing from the bosom of a lake, s\veeps its wild course along the rocky ledge, and falls with impetuous roar into some deep abyss below ; — this, this is freedom : — wild as nature's self, the poor American pants for its enjoyment. And I really think, my dear Fanny, we had better leave them to their irrational enjoyments. These are their pictures. Nature has sculptured their wild rocks 19 entirely to their taste ; and I believe it would be quite impossible to amalgamate your etherialized nature with their more earthly substance ! Poor Fanny ! Page 87, vol. 1. — We find her again among the Hottentots^ She is invited to a private dinner party r * This is one of the first houses here. So I conchide that I am to con- sider what I see as a toleralile sample of the ways and manners of being, doing, and suffering of the best society hi New- York. There were about twenty people ; the women were in a sort of French denii-toilette, with bare necks and long sleeves, heads frizzed out after the very last petit courier, and thread net handkerchiefs and capes, &c. &c.' This part of Fanny's journal was addressed to her near relative, the mantuamaker ! 'The dimier was plenteous, and tolerably well dressed — (better dressed than the women,) — but ill served: and we had neither water glasses nor finger glasses — (but there were wine glasses.) Now, though I do n't eat with my fingers, except peaches — whereat I think the aborigines — (I had no idea before that she was dmmg with the Indians)— who were paruig theu-s like so many potatoes, seemed rather amazed — yet do I hold a finger glass, at the conclusion of my dinner, a requisite to comfort. After din- ner we had coffee, but no tea, whereat my English taste was in high dudgeon.' The only consolation that can be offered Fanny, under such sufferings is — the publication of her excellent journal will certainly terminate tlie probability of their recurrence. Page 99, vol. 1. — We come to a startling paragraph. What can it mean ? ' the latter asked us to dinner to-morrow, to meet Dr. , who, poor man, dares neither go to the play nor call upon us ; so strict are the good people liei-e about the heJiaviour of their pastors and masters.' What ! — can this be so ? Do we hear aright ? Do we read aright ? What ! — the worthy and Rev. Dr. not permitted by his unruly congregation, to behold his delectable Fanny, in all her glory, on the stage ! — not permitted to enjoy her charming society at her hotel ! — but he must be sneaked in and sneaked out, like Falstaff in a buck basket ! Shocking — shocking— our very nerves shake again at the startling truth ; and yet the very placid 20 manner in which Fanny pens the passage, induces us to believe tliat it did not so shake her nerves. She views it passively, in the light of an ordinary occurrence — the leaven of the old world imported into the new. 1 must confess my surprise that our transcendant heroine of the sock and buskin, has not expressed to us her indignation, and in terms not measured but severe — I say, her indignation — at the puritanic conduct of this not priesl-led but priest-leading congre- gation. But I beg pardon — I am wrong in terms ; I should have said mobocratic congregation ! — this unspiritualized, uncivilized mob ! — and then I should have felt ' ecstaciscd,' in the smooth and tender flow of those exquisite strains of commiseration, which she could so delightfully have poured forth, in bewailing the unhappy, the hard fate, of her dear, her spiritualized doctor. But, in the felicitous language of cur lovely journalist, ' Murder will out,' the 'cat will jamp,' — and we ourselves, in spite of all our efforts to the contrary, must be again serious. I am delighted with the passage in her journal, and I wish I could transfer it to these pages in letters of burnished gold, bright and refulgent as the sun itself — that, in New- York, was to be found a congregation, bold enough to restrain a play-going pastor, virtuous enough to resist encroachments on the pure path of faithfulness, and w ho would not submit to the contamination of the hailotry of the stage. But let us echo back to Fanny Kem- ble, in her retirement, that such congregations as these are not peculiar to New- York — that they are wide spread over this vast western hemisphere. They are to be found a\ herever the voice of Christianity lifts itself up In praises — \\'hercvcr the name of the Lord is poured forth In thankfulness, for gieat, ])ure, and well enjoyed blessings. The dazzled few may have flickered around her hke the vain moth, tempting the burning light of the gorgeous lamps in wliosc meridian she has existed ; but the number, as compared with the vastness of the population, is limited to the smallest standard. The young, the gay, the ardent — in their reckless search for novelty, careering in imaginary pleasures — will flock to wherever folly holds her court, wherever her cap and bells are heard : but these are no more to be considered a standard 21 of manners and society in America, than the journahst herself will be considered a fair standard of the morals and manners of the ladies of England — the country which has given her birth — the country which will feel itself iiot honored by her claims. The stage is Fanny's home. From the stage she draws all her sentimentality — all her fine and chastened feelings — all her ex- quisite sensitiveness of decency and decorum. She expatiates fluently on American manners ; and as an example of the school in which she has been taught, I will favor my reader with the fol- lowing extract from the journal of the admirer of ' blind man's buff,' and ' magic music,' on the ship's deck. Pages 107-108, vol. 1 : ' In the parting scene — oh what a scene it was ! — instead of going away from nie Avlien lie said " Farewell forever," he stuck to my skirts, though in the same breath that I adjiu-ed him, in the words of my part, not to leave me, I added, aside, " Get away from me, oh rfo." When I exclaimed, " Not one kiss at partmg," he kept embracing and kissing me like mad ; and when I ought to have been pursuing him, and calling after him, " Leave thy dagger with me," he hung himself up against the wing, and re- mauied dangling there for five minutes. I was half crazy ! and the good people sat and swallowed it all. They deserved it — -by my troth they did. I prompted him constantly ; and once, after struggling in vain to free my- self from liun, was obliged, in the middle of my part, to exclaim — "You hurt me dreadfidly, Mr. Kep})le." He clung to me — cramped me — crumpled me di'eadfully,' &c. &c. to the end of the chapter. Now I ask, is it possible to contemplate such a scene as this, without our expressing the strongest feelings of disgust for a pro- fession, which is to be publicly sustained by the exhibition of so much of licentiousness ? Can we entertain a respectful opinion of a female, so devoid of good taste, as to blazon forth in the pages of her journal, a passage so devoid of all interest, and only to be noticed in its grossness ? Is there an American father, that could stand by the wings of a theatre, and see his child so treated ? Would he not spurn a pro- fession, in the practice of which it became necessary ? Is there a brother who would endure it ? — No — no. Thanks to that difRision of useful knowledge, now rapidly spreading over the two hemispheres, England and America — 22 thanks to that fine and moral feehng which is now glowing under its influence — the stage is falling to that state from whence it sprung, when freemen would have bluslied at mixing in its mum- meries, and slaves were the only actors. In the old country, the stage has long since lost its charm, and the two great theatres, Drury Lane and Covent Garden, have invariably ruined their managers and proprietors. Thousands of pounds are annually lost in these miserable speculations. The play-going public ' is no more ' — to use the favorite expression of Fanny Kenible. The proprietors of Drury Lane lost a sum ex- ceeding half a million of dollars, in the course of a few years, and were obliged to solicit donations to enable them to let it to EUiston, the actor. This unfortunate man and his creditors sustained losses in three years, amounting to about one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Mr. Stephen Price, his successor, also sustained a loss, in two years, of about fifty thousand dollars : and Captain Polhill, a man of fashion and fortune, tempted by notoriety, also sustained a loss of about one hundred thousand dollars — while Covent Garden was struggling with the same adversity, and was finally involved in the same ruin. But more of this hereafter. Fanny exemplifies this state of things to be little better in America, in the follo\\'ing note to page 113, vol. 1 : ' It is fortunate for tlie managers of tlie Parf\ Tfieatre, and very unfor- tunate for the citizens of New- York, that the audiences wlio frequent that pface of entertainment, are cMeJly composed of the strangers who are con- stantly iiassing in vast numbei's tln-ough tliis city. It is not wortli the while of the management to pay a good conii)any, when an indifferent one answers the pinpose fully as well. The system upon which theatrical speculations are conducted in this country is, haviiig one or two "stars" for the principal characters, and nine or ten sticks for all the rest. The consequence is, that a play is never decently acted, — (I think so too) — and at such times as " stars " are scarce, the houses are very deservedly empty. The terrestrial andienccs suffer much by this mode of getting up ])lays ; but the celestial performers, the stars, propped ujion sticks, infinitely more.' We may add, by way of note to this note, that it affords us great pleasure to hear that these stars, or celestials, are occasionally scarce ; and shall be infinitely more so, when we hear, in very verity, that these lamplight luminaries have ' fallen, to rise no more.' 23 My reader will be as little interested as I am myself, I believe, in Fanny's breakfasting, or Fanny's horsemanship. Still, how- ever, in the full developement of Fanny in America, it may be necessary I should do justice to her excellence in the latter art. Fanny can tell you, in a short canter, whether her horse has been broken by a snaffle or a curb. She can tell his age by his teeth ; and if you furnish her with the name of his dam or sire, she will go through his pedigree with all the fidelity of a Yorkshire jockey. We notice this merely ' en passant,' as another of the accomplish- ments of our admirable female Crichton. In proof of the society Fanny kept in the old world, and in illustration of the state of society in America which she does not approve of, we turn to page 117, vol, 1, where we find the fol- lowing passage : ' It seems that the blespefl people here were shocked at my having to hear the coarseness of Farquhar's Inconstant. Humbug ! ' Fanny says, ' Humbug ! ' — and in an elaborate note, not worth the reading, on any account, justifies that gross immorality of the writer of the Inconstant, which has been invariably condemned by every author on the drama, and which has finally driven his dramas from the stage. Why then the purity of the young mind, and tlie blush drawn upon the cheek of modesty, by licentiousness, is humbug ! Well, in the name of morality, let it be so ; let our clerical monitors preach of it as a charm lending to woman loveliness — and may it long, long continue to prevail. But where did Fanny learn that little w'ord, that expressive item in the vulgar tongue, not to be found even in a chamber- maid's vocabulary — humbug ? Is there, in the old country, a society, from the garret to the kitchen, under a roof with a moderate claim to respectability — is there, I ask her, one circle, wiiere such a word, so made use of, could have been used with impunity ? Fanny may have acquired it in the stable, but certainly nowhere else ; and she would not have dared to make use of it, even in the green room of the Park Theatre : but in her journal — it is hardly worthy of comment. S4 I really begin to be tired of Fanny, and the task I have un- dertaken ; but I have undertaken it — and if the patience of my reader begins to weary with my own, I must even beg his indul- gence ; for I cannot but proceed with that delicate olla jpodrida, tlie Journal. In page 123, we find Fanny at the Richmond Hill Theatre, expatiating on the performances of the Italian operatic company. The opera, we presume, was serious ; for she says, ' I had much ado not to laugh-:' and in another place, she declares herself so overpowered that ' she gave herself up as lost.' She is very apt in her similes, and likens two of the performers to ' two blue bot- tles.' She becomes gigglingly severe on the poor Italians, who, like herself, had left their own country to obtain American patron- age and American dollars as their reward : probably with this especial difference only, that they were grateful for public favor, but little inclined to treachery, and as little disposed to calumny. Fanny leaves the American Hotel for Philadelphia ; and as a caution to all future travellers, denounces the house as inferior in accommodation, and infinitely superior to all others, in the costli- ness of their charges. She gives you the price of their wines, and their quality, from champaigne down to humble port ; and in- deed, proves herself well qualified to ofier an intelligent opinion on the subject. She muses most eloquently on board the steam boat ; gives a thorough geographical description of the bays and rivers on the route, is in good humor with everything on board, and delicately admits that the ' breakfast was good, and served and eaten with decency enough.' There are some redeeming points about Fanny, at last, not- withstanding all that may be said ; and she goes a great way in her admission that the passengers on board a steam boat may per- chance eat their breakfast, if not with the polished grace and manner of a London exquisite, at least with decency. She reads Combe on Phrenology ; and by comparing the bumps on her own head, which she feels diligently, begins to doubt the truth of his system. 25 Bat unhappily her miseries too promptly return, and the sweet- ness of her temper is ruffled, by the rude and boorish manners and contrivances of the Hottentot people, with whom it is her fate to continue. We find in page 130, vol. 1, that, ' At about half past ten, we reached the place where we leave the river, to proceed across a part of tlie State of New^-Jersey, to the Delaware. The lauding was beyond measure w^retched ; the shore shelved down to the water's edge ; and its marshy, clayey, sticky soil, rendered doubly soft and squashy by the damp weather, was strewed over with broken pot- sherds, stones and bricks, by way of pathway ; these, however, presently failed, and some slippery planks, half immersed m mud, were the only roads to the coaches, that stood ready to receive the passengers of the steam boat.' This is truly a slippery piece of business ; but I should like to recall to Fanny's recollection the several stairs, as they are called, lining the river Thames, in the old country. It is presumed — and there can be no doubt of the fact — that Fanny is very famil- iar with Billingsgate : but as this place is well known to be fre- quented by a class of ladies, with whom perhaps Fanny would not like to be considered familiar — and I think so, because I have never heard of one of tliem being concerned in ivriting a book, and indeed I have never heard of any of them being educated to the vulgar practice of reading one — I will therefore take her a little farther westward, and drop her at odoriferous Hungerford, where her delicate olfactories have often been regaled by the steams exhaling from pyramids of foetid vegetables, consuming in the rapid march of putrescent decay. I will take her to those ' yellow sands,' where, strewed v.ith the refuse of the piscatory tribe, whose bones dissolving to the action of the tide, and ming- Ihig with the manes of what once were cats — but ' are not ' — and dogs, whose sad and melancholy fate is elegied in ' the rope tied ketde to his tail.' Ah, Fanny, I will take you to the sweets of Hungerford, on the Thames ; and 1 think, upon a little reflection, you may be brought to endure a landing on the Jerseys, from a New-York steamer. — But Fanny breaks forth again : * Oh these coaches ! English eye hath not seen, English ear hath not heard, nor hath it entered uito the heart of an Englishman to conceive, 3 26 the surpassing clumsiness and Avretchedness of these leathern inconven- iences.' There must have been some sad remissness somewhere, and it appears truly shocking that those bones which had escaped the crumpling of Mr. Kepple, should have been so soon exposed to the danger of crushing, in these miserable vehicles. Is it to be borne, that a queen by descent — we had almost forgotten in our democracy how to spell the word, and had actually written it quean, when we turned to the dictionary, and altered our orthog- raphy — well, then — is it to be borne, or can it be believed, that a queen by descent — a queen of the bowl and dagger by inheri- tance — should be left to toil her way over a miserable landing, and then in a more miserable carriage ? But let me whisper it in your private ear : Hush, Fanny, hush — the truth is, these Americans do n't like queans ' i'faith it 's writ ' — ' I could n't help it for the life of me ' — ' there it stands,' orthography and all — so let it — there 's no harm done. Fanny is merely imaginative and playful in all she says. She does not spare her friend, and spoil her wit ; and I have merely a touch of her condition. Fanny proceeds in her journey : ' Away walloped the four horses, trotting with their front, and ga!loj)ing with their Imid legs; and away went nie after thehi, buni])ing, thumping, jumping, jolting, shaking, tossing and tuml)li»g, over the wickedest road, I do think, the crnelest, hard heartedest road, that ever wheel rumbled upon — through bog, and marsh, and ruts, wider and deeper than any cliristian ruts I ever saw,' &c. &c. 'Bones of me ! what a road. — Our coni])anions seemed nothing dis- mayed l)y these wondrous performances of a coacJi and tour, but laughed and talked incessantly, at the top of their voices, and'with tlie national na- sal twang. The conversation was much of the genteel shopkeeper kind.' Fanny doubtless thanks her stars, that none of her family were shopkeepers. We beg leave to testify to that fact, in verification of which we will anon subjoin Fanny's genealogy, paternal and maternal. She continues — 'The wit of the ladies, and the gallantry of the gentlemen, savouring strongly iy^ ta]ies and yard measures, and the shrieks of laughter of the whole set, enough to drive one to phreuzy.' 27 Fanny concludes the passage with a beautiful allusion, not more estimable for the pertinency of its wit, than its own natural ease. She declares, that altogether, ' 't was enough to bother a rook- ery ! ' The journalist, on her return to the steamer, takes dudgeon on finding ' a white dress, put on fresh in the morning, covered with tobacco stains.' This perhaps is a custom better observed in the breach than in the practice. But Fanny, not at all familiar with the use of tobacco — and this I verily believe — takes the alarm. Spitting is, in her country, a symbol of contempt, and she natur- ally enough applies its practice as aimed at her profession ! She likes Philadelphia — its red bricks, its grave streets, its neat theatre, — but halt ; we are going too far. We should indeed prove ourselves unskilful dramatists, if we should anticipate, so early in the play, our highly wrought denouement. Heigho for a husband ! Fanny sips the sweets of every flower, and stores her prodigious mind with gleanings of every sort. She astonishes us with the extent of her erudition. On Chemistry, she is a Sir Humphrey Davy in petticoats. In Philosophy, she could read a lecture that would astound a Newton, a Bacon, or a Boyle. In Belles Lettres, she would demonstrate the incapacity of a Blair. In Religion, she is prepared to affirm the truths of Pagan theology, and to prove that Mahomet was no impostor. In Morals, she refutes Gisborne, Paley, and Porteus ; and estabhshes the creed of a Byron, a Farquhar, a Shelly, and a Moore ; and proves to demonstration that all the rest is ' hum- bug!' In Optics, she would dazzle a Brewster; and satisfactorily proves that it is only a visular defect, by which we fancy we see the difference between a mountain and a mole-hill ; and by a pe- culiarly felicitous figure of speech, she demonstrates it — by sinking the mountain to the mole-hill, and elevating the mole-hill to the mountain. 28 In Geology, she establishes a new doctrine — one entirely her own — by which she can discern the antiquity of America, from the venerable wrinkles on its face. In Navigation, she is nothing deficient. On Attraction, she is profound ; and in her own surprising success, she fully establishes the perfectability of her system. She draws an essential distinction between attraction and gravita- tion, and deduces the latter by numerous prostrations on the floor ! In Poetry, she excells — herself ! In Drama, she proves that Shakspeare is only secondary to the author of Francis the First, and infinitely superior to all other writers. In Acting, she never mentions an O'Niel ; and admits that her paternal aunt Siddons may have approached to her own excel- lence. The Mechanic, is a vulgar art, to which neither herself or her family have any pretensions ; and altogether sinks her maternal gi-andfather, who was so well known as a theatrical barber. In Botany, she is learned as Linnaeus ; and, we are told, has actually lectured on vegetable medicine to the profound founder of the Thomsonian school of physic, and Drs. Morrison and IVIoat, who have obtained their diplomas from the college of her founda- tion ; and no other. In Linguistry, she is a travelling lexicon ; and is about to publish a commentary on Dr.. Johnson and Webster's dictionaries, with numerous corrections and additions, and an essay on ' hum- bugoino; ! ' In Riding, Hunting, and in Farriery, Fanny is perfectly unrivalled — either by Gambado on horsemanship, Beckford, in his treatise on hunting, or Taplin, in his compendium of farriery. To the Noble Art of Self Defence, no one will doubt her pretensions ; but it is unknown, at present, whether she most favors the art of fencing, as practised by Angelo, or Franca Lanza ; and equally so, her preference to the old pugilistic school of ' Jem Belcher,' or the more modern one of ' Tom Crib ' and ' Tom Spring.' We know her father favors the latter. 29 Fanny expatiates largely on the wonderful talents of her father, and is somewhat indignant at the coldness, apathy, and want of taste in an American audience, which cannot appreciate his excellence ; and by that amazing faculty of memory, which can expand or contract itself to suit the occasion, she forgets all of o]3inion formed at home. Fanny's memory is bounded by the wave that rolls between the old and the new world. But the Americans, unhappily, with every effort made to the contrary, were not to be humb have mercy on me — I had almost forgot- ten myself. Now, who, in the name of patience, ever heard of Charles Kemble as a star 1 Who, among the warmest of his admirers, ever attempted to lift him above the rank of a third rate per- former ? When he became manager, indeed, by the death of his brother, he did elevate himself to the first order. But what en- sued ? Bankruptcy ! ruin ! The stage, which had sustained a reputation, during the period of a Siddons, and a John Kemble, fell with their retirement, and became degraded to the mummery of bufibons, and in the unendurable draA\ lings of the pretender. Charles Kemble played all the principal characters in the national drama to a London audience — no, we are wrong — to empty benches, and, what is worse, to an empty treasury. Fanny would willingly trace the ruin brought on Covent Gar- den theatre to other causes ; but she is obliged to draw forth a re- luctant admission of the death of the drama in England, in her note to page 144, vol. 1, where she says — ' Indeed theatres have had an end ; for the refined, the highly educated, the first classes of society — they have had an end.' And we most heartily respond — among the same classes in America — the refined, the highly cultivated, the moral and intel- lectual — the theatres have had an end. Fanny lifts herself, however, into raptures when speaking of her father's acting, and reminds one of the saying — ' See how we apples swim.' But really, my dear Fanny, your labor is all in vain. I know you laugh in your sleeve at the thought of what will be said of it in the old country, and in your extravagant love *3 30 of fun, enjoy the joke. But it will not do here, in America — even among the play-goers at the Park. I like that passage, marvel- lously well, wherein you say — page 148, vol. 1, 'There is one thing hi which I do not believe my father ever has been, or ever will be excelled : his high and nol>le bearing, his gallant, graceful, courteous dei)ortnient ; his perfect good breeding on the stage ; ' — (Why confine yonrself in your remark, Fanny ? — why not say, on or off the stage ?) — ' mimarked alilce by any peculiarity of time, place, or self — except pe- culiar grace and beauty. He appears to me the beau ideal of the cotntly, thorough bred, chivalrous gentleman, from the days of the admirable Crighton, down to those of George the Fourth.' Bah ! bah ! Fanny — bah ! You will be laughed at for this specimen of extravagance ; and your readers, comparing the fol- lowing extract with this passage, will supply the reason for you, of limiting his high deportment and gentlemanly demeanor, to its exercise on the stage. But they will have great difficulty in reconciling themselves to the line of conduct he was at the time proposing, and which you, in your great kindness, have so very properly exposed. — Page 20, vol. 2 : 'As we walked doAvn Market street, through the long ranges of casks, the only creatures stirring, except some melancholy, night-loving cat, my father said, very calmly — "How I do wish I had a gimlet." — "What for?" — " What fun it would be to jjierce every one of these barrels." For a gentleman of his years, (somewhat aj)proaching sixty-five) this appeared to me rather a juvenile prompting of Satan ; and as I laughingly expostu- lated on the wickedness of such a proceedmg, he replied, with much in- nocence — " I do n't tliink they 'd ever suspect me of having done it." And truly I do n't think they would. Came home and to bed. That was a curious fancy of. my father's.' And would you believe it, Fanny — for I can hardly expect you would believe anything so monstrous, even of the Americans — would you believe it — these vulgar, ignorant people, wholly igno- rant of iliose glorious days of Tom and Jerryism in London, when to break watchmen's heads and lamps was delightful quixotism ; would you believe it — these demented Americans, with their new- fangled notions of honor, propriety, and all that — have, from the first appearance of your admirable journal, up to the present day, set down your noble father, in their own bewildered and unreason- 31 ing minds, as — as — what, Fanny, what ? — as no better than he ought to be. I feared to offend your dehcacy, by repeating to you the expressions I have heard made use of But they talk strangely ; and what is worse, some of our old country folks agree with them. What a pity we cannot follow our exquisite journalist through all her musings ; and that n\ e cannot afford space sufficient to chronicle all her muslin and gold — her silver tissue — or how she looked, or how she spoke, or how she acted, or how she rode at the riding school, on things called horses in America : ' How they did Avallop and sliainl)le aliout ; poor, half broken, dumb brutes! they knew no better;' — (says the pityhig journahst) — 'and as the natives here are quite satisfied witli tlieir sliutflhisi", rollicking, mongrel pace, half trot, half canter, why, it is not worth while to break horses in a christian-like manner for them. I found something that I think my father can ride with tolerable comfort, but I must go again to-morrow and see after something for myself.' I must interpose, and say, I am very anxious to see Fanny's new dictionary. I am literally dying for her definition and deriva- tion of the t\\ o mouthful words, ' walloping ' and ' rollicking,' &;c. &1C. By their sounding qualities, I should fancy they import a great deal. I should imagine, when her definition appears, they will become of frequent use, and highly fashionable in our nurse- ries. In page 154, vol. 1, I find her getting into tolerable good humor with the Philadelphian press. A gentleman connected with one of the journals, calls, and she says, ' He pleased me.' This mood leads her to the follow ing passage, in a note, penned in compliment to the ' intelligent young man : ' 'Except where they have been made political tools, newspaper writers and editors have never, I beheve, been admitted mto good society in Eng- land. It is otherwise here ; newsi)apers are the main literature of Amer- ica ; and I have frequently heard it quoted, as a proof of a man's abilities, that he writes in such and such a newsjjaper.' Fanny, I am ashamed of you ! I am ashamed of you, I say again. What ! — could you not pay a compliment to this ' intelli- gent young man,' without disparaging the rank and condition of 32 his brethren in the old country ? ' By my troth,' Fanny — and I feel my wrath rising again — I feel ashamed of you. When I took up your journal, I was very angry. As I pro- ceeded, I waxed a little cooler and better tempered; and so I pro- gressed, until at length I sat myself down quite tranquil and easy, and — but now I feel my choler rising at your ingratitude, which I call base. Let me ask you, Fanny, where would you have been now, if it had not been for these ' penny a liners,' as they are facetiously called at home ? What would have been the fate of your beau ideal of chivalric grace and manly beauty — of polished manners, and the quartan George deportment — your father, Fanny — your father ? What would have been his doom, but for the chivalric spirit of these ' penny a liners ? ' When the jaws of a prison were open to receive him — vv hen your poor mother's elbows were once more bared to return to the wash tub — and you, Fanny, you, were revolving your employment — for you knew your future bread was to depend on the labor of your own hands — these men, whose intercourse with, and admission into society, was at all times of a higher character than your own, or that of your family — • these men, with a generous warmth, doing more honor to their hearts than to their heads, rushed forward to your rescue. The Siddons and the Kemble, whom they had all remembered in the fulness of their fame, was the watchword of their enthusiasm. In private circles they spoke of you as the child of promise, while yet your mother's tuition was preparing you for the stage ; and in public, they spoke of your youth, your virtues, and your fihal affection. They told of your love of retirement, of your modest and unassuming nature ; they proclaimed aloud your aver- sion to the profession of an actor, a profession which you had not sought, but which you had embraced as of necessity ; thus yield- ing up all of yourself for the support of your family. So they wrought, Fanny, until they had raised the strongest excitement, the strongest interest in your fivor ; and if, on your first appearance, sustained as you was by your father, and your mother, who after an absence of years, returned to the stage for that night only ; if you had but spoJce your part of Juliet, and walked 33 through its scenes with ordinary grace ; no one, Fanny, could have had the heart to withhold applause from one^ if not excel- ling, at least apparently so deserving. But you did better; under the excellent tuition of your mother, who had moulded you to the part, — your mother, whose name never crosses the pages of your journa], — you did better! Your mother, Fanny, was incomparably the best melo-dramatic actress of her day ; and in the opinion of many who remember her, has never been equalled on the boards of the metropolitan theatres. Your father, Fanny, is entirely indebted to her, for the little of celebrity which he has obtained in his profession. When he married her, he was but a poor player ; and all the influence of tlie Kemble name, could not procure for him any other than very ordinary parts. But you, Fanny, you owe everything, as an actor, to your mother ; everything of fame, to the gentlemen of the diurnal press. After your first appearance, these, your warm, zealous, and disinterested friends, \\ ho had no other interest in you than tliat of building up your house for you, which had fallen in — they still continued to plead for your youth, for your inexperience, and passionately pourtra}'ed the circumstances under \\ hich you had stepped forth, a candidate for public fame. Their appeals were so continuous, their praises so incessant, their admiration of filial tenderness and duty was expressed with such a passionate feehng, tliat ringing tlie changes with each day, in their devotion to the cause, the public flocked to the hitherto deserted theatre, to patronize the modest child, in the discharge of her duty to her parents ; and the stage, in its decay, brightened up again. Criti- cism was disarmed — and you were made. But the time had arrived when these adventitious means could no longer sustain you ; the blaze of your fame had faded ; criti- cism awoke from its slumbers, and Fanny Kemble was reduced to the chagrin of playing to empty benches. It is tlie fate, the fate of all, who have not the substantial marks of genius about them. Thus you soon discovered that novelty is but a short-lived passport, after all. Genius, true genius, alone remains to occupy 34 the niche of fame. Not even a new tragedy from your pen, (which, by the by, Fanny, was but a poor performance,) could sustain you before the pubhc. Well, let us pursue our veritable history, and trace you to America ! where you have gleaned the richest harvest, and in the shortest time. You entered into an engagement with Mr. Stephen Price : how that was managed between you, your father and him, it is Dot necessary to detail. It is enough for the purpose, to state the bare fact. My object is, to strip you of a little of your vanity, by a few striking truths, and of a nature to imprint deep the blush of shame, where shame ought to be felt. The same diurnalists who had trumpeted forth your praises in England, who had elevated you to a station to which you was not only unequal, but of which, I greatly fear, you was wholly un- deserving, served your cause also in America. Their elaborate praise had passed the broad waters of the Atlantic, and you fol- lowed, ere the sounds began to fade away. You arrived. You was generously, warmly, enthusiastically re- ceived ; not more for your histrionic art, than for the numerous virtues you were said to possess. Play-goers were delighted in tlie prospect of seeing what is termed, the legitimate drama per- formed with legitimate effect ; while the great and good, in the benevolence of their nature, were warmed to believe that even the stage could show virtue, moral excellence, and the refinement of intellect and delicacy, combined. I know of many persons, tempted to the boxes of the theatre to witness your performances, whom no other circumstances could attract to its threshold. They united in their patronage of you ; all, all united ; and I think you must admit, you made more money among them, than you did at home. To be sure, you will say, you earned it. Well, perhaps you did ; but for my part, I must disagree with you. Upon my word, Fanny — and I say it with the greatest respect for your feelings — I cannot believe that a piece of base metal made to resemble a dollar, although it may pass current for a dollar, is a dollar, after all ; and indeed, I am so stupidly blind to conviction, that I shall continue to be of the same opinion, in spite of all argument. 35 Now you know, my dear Fanny, if your dollars were not of a stealing quality, (you understand my meaning,) theirs were ; and it seems to be straining the point rather severely, when you pocket their money abundantly, in the first instance, and then cliarge them two dollars extra, to laugh' at their credulity in your journal, in the second. Some persons might be illiberal enough to think this not exactly fair ; for myself, I abstain from offering my opinion. It is but a question of dollars, after all ; and you, my dear Fanny, have them fast enough in your good keeping, and I doubt not, know well how to take care of them. However, I really do think, Fanny, I should have impeached my own common honesty, while my pride, of which you affect a very large portion, would have been perfectly prostrated, by re- maining among such an antediluvian set as you describe in page 161, vol. 1 ; and I declare I should feel so little salisfiction in their money, that I should literally have accused myself of pick- ing their pockets, when pocketing their dollars. ' Tlie dignified and gracefid interest which married women, among us, exercise over the tone of manners, uniting the duties of liome to the charms of social life, and bearing at once, lilve the orange tree^beautiful simile!) — the fair fruits of maturity with the blossoms of their spring, is utterly imknown here.' I dare say this is a very beautiful, and only a just compliment to English wives ; but what does it mean? let us inquire a little further. She continues — ■ 'Married women are either house drudges and nurseiy maids, or, if they appear m society, comparative cyphers ; and the retiring, modest, youthful bearing, which, among us, distinguishes girls of fil^een or six- teen, is equally unknown. ■ Society is entirely led by chits, who, in Eng- land, would be sitting behind a pinafore ; the consequence is, it has neither the elegance, refinement nor the propriety which belongs to ours ; but is a noisy, racketty, vulgar congregation of flirtuig bojs and girls, without style or decorum.' , Hav^ pity on me, what a miserable state of society is this ! And is it possible, that I can have been actually Uiixing for so long a period of time with American females, and with so little of penetration, as not to have discovered this before? 36 ■* Mention it not in Gath,' that I could have been so blind, or so obtuse ; and yet, methinks I have been more happy in my blindness than I probably may feel in my sudden restoration to sight, by the inspirations of the luminous journal. ' Oh, who that sees all this, can say that this life is other than «ad — most sad ' — says Fanny ; and I declare I was so affected while writing the passage, that I was obliged to dismiss my pocket handkerchief, moistened by my sadness, and send it to the wash, after only a week's wear. I find grief expen- sive. But who can look upon this passage, and not feel for the moral and mental degradation of the ladies in America. By the "by, Fanny, make a memorandum of the hint I give you ; I am quite sure if you would employ your chaste and sublime pen in the production of a new tragedy, for the Covent Garden boards, tinder the title of ' Woman's Woe, or the Blue Beards in America,' it would be a great hit. It would run the whole sea- son ; and you would actually make more money than by your in- comparable journal. I would run a crusade against these men fellows, these Chris- tian Turks, for the fault must lay with them. I would enlist the ladies of Europe in this so moral cause ; I would marshal my forces, and give commands to ladies of approved character and publicity I reserving to yourself the rank of Commander in Chief. I think Mrs. Trollope might be entrusted with the rank of Briga- dier General : — but I am quite sure Madame Vestris ; Miss Love, late Mrs. Granby Calcraft, now Mrs. — ; Miss Foote, late — , and — , and — , and now the Countess of Harrington ; Mrs. Waylett ; Mrs. Orger — and a whole corps dramatique, whom you and I could name, Fanny, if we pleased — I am quite sure they would behave themselves well as generals ; and if, by their efforts, they did not jicrfectly revolutionize manners in America, it would not be their fault. They would assert the cause of freedom — that freedom they }iave so long enjoyed ! The ridiculous bashfulness, the insipid modesty, the freezing coldness of the young ladies, chilling the very life blood of mind and enterprize, would fly before their S7 banners ; and like the unwholesome exhalations of the swamps and marshes, which some of them breathe upon the Schuylkill, they would evaporate in the warm glow of their united and be- nevolent intellectuality. There, Fanny ! what do you think of that ? there 's a simile for you ! Now really, I find myself burning with ardor in the cause of fe- male reform. But who, Fanny, who will you appoint as your Secretary at War ? I have been revolving this question seriously in myself, and am as much puzzled as a Peele in the appoint- ment of his cabinet, or a Melbourne in selecting from the numerous greedy applicants for office. But your acquaint- ance with the many will enable you to get over a difficulty which merely to myself alone, would prove a great one. I am delighted with the idea of one of your despatches ; and can imasiine it almost in the followintr words: 'On the fourth day of July, being the anniversary of American Independence, having previously established our head quarters at Bunker Hill, and perfected our first line of circumvallation round the city of Boston, we opened our fire at daybreak, playing ' Blue Bonnets over the Border.' General Vestris commanded the advance. General Waylett the right wing, and General Har- rington, late Foote, the left. General Granby Calcraft I posted in the rear. Our fire was returned rather briskly by the enemy ; but General Vestris, with great coolness, preserved her ground, although held in check, by a brisk cannonading from the enemy's forts on Fort Hill : whereupon I ordered General Orger to ad- vance, with the park of artillery under her command, and the forts were soon silenced. The troops performed prodigies of valor ! General Waylett had some severe fighting, and sustained some loss; but nothing could exceed the ardor of her detachment. They made capture of several field pieces, took several standards, and forced a passage to the Tremont Theatre, routing the enemy in every direction. Our standard now waves upon the stage, and several ladies have thrown themselves upon our protection ; all from the neighborhood of Ann and Broad streets. The city, it is expected, will capitulate before night. 4 38 By advices just received by an over-land despatch, it appears the city of New York has surrendered at discretion to the arms of Brigadier General Trollope, It appears the city of Philadel- phia still holds out. At our Head Quarters, Bunker Hill. FRANCES ANNE, Commander-in-chieC P. S. We are now making up our lists of killed, wounded and missing, which I shall forward, with a correct detail of our move- ments. The loss of the enemy is very considerable ! ' Charming, charming, Fanny ; would not that be charming ! But mercy on me — what is this I see ? On turning to page 183, vol. 1, I find the following passage, which casts a mel- ancholy doubt upon your sincerity and truth — or exhibits you the victim of ungovernable passions, or spirited in the shallow meanness of disappointed vanity. ' At six went to the theatre. The house was very good ; play, " Much ado about Nothhig." I played well ; — but what an audience it is ! I liave been often recommended, in case of nervousness on the stage, to consider the audience as just so many cabbages ; — and mdeed a small stretch of fancy would enable me to do so here.' What ! — marshal out battalions, under illustrious leaders, to res- cue cabbages? My very soul smote me with indignation. Can anything be more preposterous than the idea of crusading, not for the purpose of recovering a lost land, but of restoring to liberty, a mere cabbage race of creatures, not more sensible of their own degradation, than of good acting? The idea is preposterous. Oh Fanny ! — you have brushed away a good deal of tlie silver dew which hung about their vegetating trunks, and wcU lined your own ! There leave them — there leave them — for what on earth else can they be fit for ? But the passage continues ; and breaking into another strain, concludes thus : ' Colonel supjied with us. Found an invitation to dinner from the . One exception makes a rule, says the scliolar; by that same token, therefore, the Philadelphians are about the most inhospitable set of people it ever was my good fortune to fall in with.' 39 These few words, Fanny, these few words, and the conviction they carry with them to the mind of your reader, have expunged from my heart all of that enthusiasm with which you had inspired me, — all of that zeal for female liberty which you had created in my bosom. I had said to myself, the high-minded, the illustrious Fanny, she who is creating a name imperishable in the shock of ages ! a fame which time itself cannot destroy ! — she spurns the cabbage-headed society of the United States, and soars above the dull communion with a mere vegetative nature ! — Fanny ! the sparkling and etherial essence of champaigne ! floating in the re- gions of romance, breathing the inspired airs playing about the cap of Parnassus, and sipping the mountain dews distilled, that fall into the heliconian springs ! — (by the by, I do not mean the mountain dew, so called by the Scotch and Irish, anglice, whis- key ; 1 mean, if not a stronger, at least a purer hquor) — the il- lustrious and etherialized Fanny disdains an intercourse with mere earthiness ! — in the mild and unbounded benevolence of that na- ture, which soars above all of human meanness, she pities ; she does not condemn, but deplores ! — These were my feelings, these were the sublimated thoughts of my bosom ; — but ah ! vanity of vanities, how have they been chilled-^how frozen ! — ' saddest of sadness, ah, how sad ! ' They have vanished, they have conge- lated, in the nipping frost of that terrible passage I have just quoted, and which tells me, in language too intelligible to be mis- taken, that Fanny panted after the mere earthiness of society in Philadelphia — and panted, alas, in vain ! — that all her blandish- ments, all her charms, her poetry upon the Schuylkill, her un- equalled horsemanship, her jockey cap, her silver tissue and her Bible cover, her white muslin dresses and her flowers, her dear flowers ! her wheedling tongue of sweetest flattery, and her wit — were all in vain — in vain ! The cold and freezing nature of the nurse mothers, and the forward chits, of Philadelphia, could not be moved ! and, O Shame, where is thy blush ! Fanny, Fanny, the poet philosopher, is indignant on being repelled, and shows more of that earthiness of our nature than is the fair proportion of the many. She shows an angry spirit, the fretfulness of mortified vanity ; she exhibits a 40 keen appetite for the table of ' married house dradges,' and ' flht- ing chits;' and the 'married nursery maids' close the doors against her, and the ' tlirting chits ' will not accept her as of their party. The gall rises — the sj)leen circulates — the pulse is high — the brain is heated — her ' intellectuality ' is overthrown — and all of her etherialized nature flies, like the effervescence of her favorite champaigne, on the drawing of the cork. The monomania rages. She flies to her pen, which she would fain render keen as her own poignant feelings ; but blunts it in her over-heat. She dips it in ink, not half so galled or dark as her own blood in its fever- ishness. I cannot omit the note to page 184, vol. 1. It flows in a smooth, melancholy strain of heart-breaking pathos, and subdued • feeling, and is speaking of the finest gentleman of the age I 'I am sure there is no toAvii in Eiu'ope, where my father could fix his residence for a Aveek, witliout being inniiediately found out by most of the residents of any hterary acquirements, or knowleflge of matters relating to art. I am sure that neither in France, Italy, or Germany, could he take up his abode in any city, without immediately being sought by those best woi'th knowing in it. I confess it surprised me, therefore, when I found that, during a month's residence in Philadelphia, scarcely a creature came near us, and but one house was hospitably opened to us. As re- gards myself, I have no inclination Avhatever to sjieak upon the subject ; but it gave me something lilce a feeling of contempt, not only for the char- ities, but for the good taste of the Philadelphians, when I fomid them careless and indifferent towards one. tvhose name alone is a passport into every refined and cultivated society in Europe.^ The deep feeling conveyed, and the exquisite modesty which pervades the whole of this passage from the journal, is so mani- fest, that I may spare myself the pains of enlarging upon its pun- gency or its force. Some persons might be disposed to say, that Fanny was wrong in her position — that the Philadelphians were not altogether deficient in their perception. They might say, that they — the Philadelphians — had found him out ; and it might have furnished the cause of their apathy. These poor people read, too — and are most mortifyingly familiar with almost all the literary and scientific institutions in Europe ; but they could not find enrolled, among either the one or the other of them, th^ name of the finest gentleman of the age. 41 They have declared that they cannot find the name of Charles Kemble enrolled among the members of any one of the numerous literary and scientific institutions of his country — that they have never seen it exhibited, but in play bills and theatrical critiques ; and hence have inferred, in the absence of such testimony of claim, that he was not entitled to those distinctions, which they could not withhold under other circumstances. They have claimed also for themselves the equal privilege of inviting whom they please to their table ; and the right of select- ing their companions and associates, without incurring displeasure : and indeed it would be hard, if, in a free country, they could not exercise the rights of their own fireside — those rights w Inch are the pride of John Bull himself. I must confess it amuses me — the pretensions of the actor to be the leader of the ton, or the object of the veneration of science, the arts, and of literature. And the world will think they have found the spirit of the journal in the disappointment engendered by such oversights as these. Fanny wanders by moonlight on the banks of the Schuylkill, alone, or only accompanied by her father. Slie becomes enthusi- astic in solitude, and pours forth her night strains in melancholy sweetness. But her pensiveness is like the song of the caged bird, longing to be free. Fanny was not formed for solitariness. She visits Baltimore professionally — she goes to Washington, and, admiring Jackson, almost dejjlores that her unfortunate petticoats preclude her from a seat in Congress. She visits two or three parties, apparently not to her taste. But, why does she visit them ? — will be the natural enquiry. At one of these she says, page 40, vol. 2 — 'The men take brandy in a way that would astound people of any respectability in England ; and ui this, as well as many other ways, con- tribute to assist the enervating effect of their climate.' Here follows an elaborate note upon the vice of drinking, which we shall take extracts from, inasmuch as it will afford us an oppor- tunity of introducing a very beautiful ballad, which we have na doubt will be greatly admired, and become a general favorite — « *4 42 Note, page 40, vol. 2. — ' Tlie time of locking doors at gentlemen's din- ' ner parties, and drinking till the company dropped one by one under the table, has, with the equally disgusting habit of spitting about the floors, long vanished in England before a more rational hospitality, and a better understandrng of the very first rule of good breeding — not to do that which is to offend others.' I must pause in my transcript, to answer Fanny a question, by asking one ; and that is — Have you ever dined at what is well un- derstood to be a gentleman's dinner party ? If you have, what in the name of decency brought you there ? For myself, I declare my utter inability in answering the supposed fact. I have always understood this to be the substantial charge of the American against English manners ; and, in very seriousness, 1 have found this to be the truth. I have never, I can positively assert, I have never found American gentlemen even disposed to sit a moderate time after dinner ; and in my own country, I have never, even in the most elegant and abstemious of society over the bottle, found so much of decorum as I have met with even in ordinary society in the States. She continues with her note — ' Our gentlemen have leamt to consider hard drinking, gross drinking, ungentlemanly. I wish I could say the same of American gentlemen. The quantity and quality of their potations are as destructive of every- thing like refinement of palate, as detrimental to their health. Americans are, generally speaking, the very worst judges of wine m the world, always excepting Madeh-a, which they have in very great perfection, and is the only wine of which they are tolerable judges. One reason of their ignorance ujjon this subject, is the extremely indifferent quality of the for- eign wines imported liere ; and a still more powerful reason is the total loss of all niceness of taste, consequent upon their continued swallowing of mint juleps, gin slings, brandy cocktails, and a thousand strong messes, which they take even before breakfast, and inditTerently at all hours of tlie day — a practice as gross in taste as injurious in health.' While copying the above extract, I was called down to see a gentleman, on business ; and I found my help had ushered into the parlor an Irish gentleman, who had done me the honor of waiting on me, understanding I stood in need of a smart, active gentleman, to clean knives and turn up my sods in the garden. His breath was hot and foetid as a rum cask, and I was actually 43 obliged to throw open my window for a purer atmosphere than that to be found in the confines of my room. I soon dismissed my gentleman! — and, I 'd lay my life, the innocent Fanny has gained all her knowledge of American manners from these free and easy gentlemen of Erin, who feel themselves peculiarly at home in the genial land of liberty. From 'grave to gay, from lively to severe,' is the happy talent of the journalist ; and I avail myself of one of her pleasantries, that liveliness and wit with which she intersperses her volumes, to relieve my readers from the dull slanders which are delivered in a graver tone. The ballad which I here introduce, is full of that pure and jovial liveliness which I discover in her Saturday Night at Sea song. I fear my readers will search for it in vain, entire, as I give it, in the volumes of her journal. I imagine it has been can- celled, as the printers would say, to give place to alterations, which, in my mind, are no improvement on the original. BALLAD. [See page 119, vol. 2.*] The maiden, she stood at the clear spring head. Her beau on the other side ; Now stretch me your otvn f,doved hand, she said, For I must mount and ride, This wahoping, roUicking, staggering prad, f Tliis l)roken down unbroken grey ; For the sun hatli sunk, and my heart is glad — So mount and away, away. But give me that kiss you foolishly took, As you played with my nut-brown hair ; * This ballad in the shape in which it is here presented to the reader, is not contained in the journal ; but it is evidently a plagiary on the one published. 1 am not at liberty to account for the manner in which it came to my hands ; and 1 am equally at a loss to discover which of the two is the original. But the lines which bear the immediate impress of the writer, I have marked in italics. — Ed. t The author means ahorse peculiar to America. The description of his qualities is perhaps ambiguously detailed to those who are ignorant of tnrms of art j but to the erudite stable boy and jockey, it is peculiarly felicitous in its dignity and force. 44 'T is Keppel's to-night, and if stolen at the brook, He will act in a vein of despair.* To-morrow 't is yours as a matter of right, When we' ve stood at the altar stone ; But give it I pray — I shall want it to-night — To-morrow 't is all your own. f And the kiss was returned, and away they sped, A rollicking on the road ; A walloping, galloping, on they fled. Through the beech and biixhen wood. And the butler stood with the glass in his hand. And she said, ' What is that, I pray ? ' — ' 'T is a glass of champaigne, with the anchor brand, | And bottled tliis many a day.' * O butler, I pr' thee now give to me, A glass, to drown my sorrow ; || Come, here 's " Sweethearts and JFives," and merry we '11 be, For I must be wedded to-morrow.' And the butler he rose, and the butler he spoke, With juice of the ripe grape glowing ; He thought they believed him — they thought he but joked. With heart like his cup overflowing. § But he vowed and he swore that the maiden fair. Should soon be his own lady bride — Come Aveal, come wo — with her bonny brown hair ; And the maiden consentingly sighed. * There is something peculiarly chaste, manifest in claiming the return of a propertj', whicli she felt at the time was not hers to give, and which it appears liad been illicitly obtained. f How beautifully the author illustrates her correct knowledge of the ' meum et tuum ' — and how tenderly and pathetically she concludes her stanza, will he felt and admitted by every reader of taste and judgement. J The 'anchor brand,' it is presumed, is meant to convey an idea of the quality of the wine — the anchor brand being presumed the best. Who the butler is, we know not — but we suppose him to be a superior order of the ' helps ' in a genteel family. II This sorrow must have reference to the kiss, so pathetically alluded to in a former stanza. It could have reference to nothing else, as must appear by the lines following. §The connection of tliis butler with the author or heroine of the ballad, would indeed puzzle the most learned of commentators. We can hardly imagine the author dining wrih servants in the kitchen. The following stanza, however, developes him more fully, and his claimi to a higher consideration than that which could with propriety be extended to amere butler. 45 ' Now butler, dear butler, pray potter no more, You 've pottei'ed enough for to-night ; So fill up your glass — for that i)Otteruig 's a bore, And the wine is invitingly bright.' They sat at the feast, and the young elect bride , Red wine in the goblet poured — *l!iow pledge me a health, kind sir, she cried, My husband and my lord.'' The cup to his lips he had scarcely prest, When he, gasping, the wine overthrew; He hiccoughed, ' Enough' — sunk his head on his breast. And hiccoughed — ' To Fanny the true.' * The lamps they burnt dim, the lamps they burnt out. But the fair one still stuck to the table ; While he rollicked and turned him about and about, Crymg — 'bear me away to the stable.' f It most provokingly occurs, that the amiable actress, in her penchant for small talk, let slip, upon one occasion, a little of that twaddle, or pottering, or by whatever name it be called, which so distinguishes her journal. She had declared viva voce, to an in- telligent young American, her dislike, both of the country and the people. This ^^ as not enough. Indeed, if she had confined herself merely to expressions of dislike, it would have been of small importance. But it was surcharged with an angry bitter- ness, and a repudiation of character, such as that we find in her journal, and which, naturally enough, fired the indignation of her auditor, and in his opinion, demanded an apology. The young enthusiast, alive to all of his country, warm, impetuous and over- sensitive, in what reflected on the character of his countrywomen, with more of spirit than judgement, retailed the conversation, and ♦These stanzas are t}ie very model of perfection, in their symmetry and delicate feeling. The tender influence she has over him, is beautifully expressed in the line—' Pledge me a health,' &c. and his hiccoughing ' To Fanny the true,' shows clearly that, ' even to the death,' his love is up- permost, although he might be under the table. t Now whether the author meant to convey to the reader her own predilection for the stable, or whether she thought, under the circumstances, it was the fittest place for her hero, is uncertain. But, in either sense, ' it is good, very good,' as the journalist would say. The denouement ia brought about most fitly, most happily — and the moral conclusion is one, which could not fail to ho drawn by every reader. 46 demanded explanation — not of Fanny, but of her father, who was equally implicated. An elderly gentleman calls upon her father for this purpose, with a note threatening, in the event of a refusal, that she should be hissed off the stage. Fanny, upon being called upon to recollect what had passed between herself and the young gen- tleman in question, at first recollects nothing of the matter : at length recovers herself, and adds in her journal, page 102, vol. 2 — ' I longed to add, that any conversation between me and any other per- son, was nobody's business but mine, or his, or hers ; and that the whole tiling, on tlie part of the young gentleman concerned, was the greatest piece of blackguardism, and that of the old gentleman concerned, the gi-eatest piece of twaddle, that it Jiad ever been my good fortune to hear of.' On the stage, Kemble — who felt himself rather severely hand- led by the galleries, while the box audience were passive, as view- ing the ingratitude and meanness of the two actors, father and daughter, too contemptible to he deserving of their interference — declared the whole a base fabrication, got up for the purpose of injuring his daughter and himself, in public estimation, and suc- ceeded in fixing the slander upon the young gentleman himself. This was not the first time Kemble had been called upon to de- fend his amiable Fanny from the effects of her own love of slan- derous conversation ; and being somewhat experienced in the practice, his success was certain with those not at all intimate with the character of the parties concerned. On one occasion, in London, Kemble had to figure at the Bow street police office, for one of the most brutal assaults, probably, ever committed, on the person of Mr. Westmacott, the editor of the Age newspaper, for his critical remarks on the inimitable Fanny. But the journal — the journal. Fanny has, most unintentionally I admit, done justice to this young gentleman, in her journal 1 After the preceding pages were written, and while I was yet pursuing the thread of my inquiry, a report reached my ears — of the authority of which I could entertain no doubt, from the very 47 respectable quarter whence it was derived, and as it has since been fully confirmed, I shall give it to the reader substantially as I received it. I need not add, it immediately put an end to my labors. On Saturday, the 2d day of May, in the 24th year of her age, at the printing office of Gary, Lea and Blanchard, Booksel- lers, Chesnut Street, Philadelphia, died the incomparable Fanny, surviving the death of her favorite child, her journal, only a few days. This highly gifted lady, no less distinguished as a poet, a painter, a musician, a philosopher, a phrenologist, — no less in metaphysics, theology, and in practical and experimental chemistry, than in the useful arts, — in farriery, pharmacy and gymnastics ; will be la- mented so long as the record of her extraordinary powers shall remain, and gratitude for the tender interest she took in reforming the manners of society in America shall be felt. Liberal in her opinions, sound and unbiassed in her judgment, she viewed the world as formed for herself alone, and would have moulded it to her o\\n likeness ; knowing in the purity of her own heart, and in that inherent modesty which characterized her own public and private deportment, that it was good ; that it was the point to which excellence may attain, and no higher. She had been for some time drooping, and it was feared while correcting the proof sheets of her journal she would produce an abortion, and that her own most valuable life would prove the sacrifice. The event has justified the apprehension. The following Elegy, said to be from the pen of an ardent admirer, has not yet we believe appeared in print : we give it as an elegant compliment to the memory of the deceased. ELEGY ON FANNY. Closed is the scene — the eventful Drama o'er, — The curtain falls, and she is heard no more ; The bowl is drained, the dagger flown, The zest of all the Ton in town, And that sweet form by Keppcl rumpled, ; , In Death's stern grasp is rudely crumpled. 48 Ah me ! the tearful muse in vain Woos back her tragic child again ; The Drama on her crutch appears, Nor hopes to lengthen out her years : And Trollope weeps, and Basil Hall, The journalists — dechne and fall. Sad — oh most sad ! the monster 's got The child of art — and she ' is not.' Sad, that the tyrant could not spare A wit so shrewd, a lass so fair, Pattern of modest worth and grace, Last of the regal Kemble race ! Who now th' unbroken grey shall ride, Or musuig, on the Schuylkill glide ? Or who shall ever taste agaui The sparklmg, creaming, bright champaigne — Nor fail to shed one sorrowing tear For one who loved it ? — ah ! how dear I Fanny, farewell ; your race is run — Your journal's finished with your own : But, ruthless monster, was it kind. To leave no trace of her behuid ? Armed by the cynic critic's wi-oth, At one fell blo^v to level both ? Famiy, ' tis pity, pity 't is, 't is true ; Death has dealt harshly with your book and you. EPITAPH. BY AN UNKNOWN HAND. Here lies one who — never lied! Save ^prostrate on the Jloor ; ' So lying lived — she lying died ; And lies — to rise no more. ' DON JOHN.' SnonDi ISHitim* Two Shillings, #-'• J. D. Dewick, Printer, 40, Barbican. / -i^S^^ »:^^a^j jB^_^ > >2:> > 72> ^ a iL^saa»:a» ^ iT^HHKv^l OK > 3> 6> 3T> >:>:^>r >:3 £B£»^a >^ :>iK>3L>, I: g^->^* ^^>> ^^^'- ?>v jr> 3 ^»«::>. 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