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FEB -I 1917 SCI.D 46053 TMP92-009i54 Double Dummy SCENE. — The studio of one Stephen Wai?iworth, an artist, tvhose fanciful sketches of celebrities bring him the money he refuses to spend on Chinese idols for his studio, and the fame he painstakingly avoids. A plain setting, then, in an upper room, with "artist's liglif' coming in through the north windows. An easel bearing a large canvas stands at the right, half turned toiuard the audience. A few chairs and tables and a couch stand anywhere, none of them sug- gesting the bizarre luxury of the typical studio. A closed cupboard at the extreme right is half concealed by the easel. There is a door at back centre, near it a telepho?ie. Enter Merton Graves. He is a clean, breezy, comtnon enough young fellow, with a likable face and impulsive manner. There is a general suggestion of business alert- ?iess about him, although at the moment a half comical dismay rests visibly on his face. He aims his soft cap at one chair, his ulster at a second, and flings himself on a third, ruftning impatie?it fingers through his slightly tousled black hair. Graves. I knew he wouldn't be here. I knew it. Nobody but a sitter can find a painter at home. Hang it all, I wanted him, too. What's the use of friends you can't get at? {He stretches himself disconsolately, and falls into deeper dejection.^ I believe I'll chuck the whole thing and get into a man's busi- ness. Here I am wasting my time, and the splendid talents all my relatives tell me I've got, chasing up a parcel of fool celeb- rities who don't want to be interviewed anyway — the decent ones. When a big live fellow like me has to spend his days and nights hanging around trying to get ten minutes' talk with a footlight favorite for the sake of putting on the front page what dentist she patronizes and how she takes her eggs — and calling it journalism ! {He stretches himself again, yawns, 4 DOUBLE DUMMY looks at his watch, atid becomes suddenly energetic.') Three o'clock, by crackie ! An hour and a half to get that interview into the office — or get the door shut in my face. Wainworth might have done something — he said he would — that's the way with cronies Hello! What's this? {He has been rttu- ning about collecting his belongings, and has come upon a fiote placed conspicuously on a table. He tears it open rapidly, runs his eyes quickly over the contents, and becomes immediately jubilant.) Beg your pardon, old man ! Say, this is great — this is immense ! Um — um — let's see. {Reads.) " The coy Mme. Mordini, whom your boss so ardently desires to exploit in to-morrow's Post, is evidently not so chary of her fiice as of her history; for whereas she has refused an interview with you to the point of rudeness," — h'm ! Put it stronger, old man ! — " she has requested me to paint her in one of her famous charac- ters. Need 1 say more, my dear boy, than that her appoint- ment is for three this afternoon, that 1 will be absent, that you will be present — if you keep your promise of yesterday — that the lady doesn't know me from Adam, or from you, which is more to the point, and that if you care to try your hand at portraiture, either in oil or word painting, you'll never get a better chance? Wainworth." Well, the nerve of it — the clean, cool, downright nerve of it ! {Suddenly the husnor of the suggestion strikes him. He doubles up ifi a peal of laugh- ter.) Me a painter — me a delineator of feminine loveliness ! Me a — a Oh, ha ! ha ! ha ! But hold on — it's bread and butter to me, that's what it is — bread and butler. H'm I {He thinks for half a mifiute, laughs, thinks again, and finally bursts into a state of feverish activity, seizing his hat and coat and thrusting them out of sight, and searching furiously all round the room.) Where on earth does Steve keep it ? Every- body that ever heard of Steve has heard of that coat. I can't be Steve without that coat — I've got to have that coat — I've got to have Crackie ! {A peremptory k?iock sounds at the door.) That's her now ! But I've got to do it — I've got to get that interview or lose my job. Just a minute, madam {He hustles frantically around in search of the coat, finally pulls it out of a cupboard door and scrambles into it.) Presto — chango ! The newspaper reporter becomes the artist ! {He gives a dab at his hair, straightens his face into an ex- pression of preternatural solemnity, and flings open the door. A diminutive, very erect little person in a long DOUBLE DUMMY 5 black cloak stands revealed. The cloak is modern and by no means luxurious, but the little lady has her hair dressed in intentionally quaint style, parted to the broiv, zvith a high comb and two thick curls hanging one behind each ear. Her eyes are defiant, but very blue ; her nose held in the air, but very small; her mouth firm, but very, very red. She pauses half shrinkingly for a iuoment, barely glances at Gkaves in his smeared white coat, and comes hurriedly into the room. She turns her back on Graves and speaks hurriedly.) Kathrine Coleman. Mr. VVainworth, I suppose — Mr. Stephen VVainworth? Graves. At your service. Kath. I am a little late. Graves. I hope nothing happened? Kath. What? Oh — oh, no. I am not punctual, you know, naturally. I never could keep my appointments. (Graves notes the fact laith delight, turnitig his back and scribbling on his pad.) Graves (aside). Gotto writedown these points. (To her.) Neither can I. I detest being on time. You waste so raucii time waiting for other people. (Kath. dimples, slips a similar pad out of her pocket, and also ivrites. Graves turns around guiltily.) Er — I beg pardon. Did you speak? Kath. (same business). No — did you ? That is — shall we begin at once? Graves. I beg pardon again. I did not recognize you for a moment. This is Mme. Mordini, is it not ? Kath. 1 was to come at three, 1 believe? Graves. Oh, yes, I believe so. But I was thinking — of course your time is valuable, and so is mine, you know Kath. I won't keep you waiting, Mr. Wainworth. I am quite ready, and won't you please — 1 mean, we will proceed at once. (She sweeps off her black coat with as grand an air as so very petite a person is capable of, and faces him suddenly, daringly, challengingly. Her gown is blue, of very sgft material, made in a quaint, short-waisted style. She wears long black lace gloves, and a little black lace shaivl is drawn about her slender shoulders. Graves stares at DOUBLE DUMMY her with a prolonged, a guileless stare, and she returns it bravely.^ Graves. Say — I thought Mme. Mordini was homely- {Pretends to sneeze.') 1 — 1 — excuse me ! I always sneeze when I talk mucli. Kath. Then perhaps you had better paint instead. {She takes a chair in front and to one side of the easel.) I don't care what pose you paint me in. I chose this — this costume because it is so simple. I — I always dress simply. That is of course on the stage one has to cater to the public, but 1 refuse to do it elsewhere. This is a costume 1 wore — the first time 1 tried acting. Gkaves. Is that right ? Say, I wager you made a hit. Kath. Do I look all right here ? Graves. I should say you do. Oh, well, just turn the face a bit more this way — raise the eyes a trifle — little more — there ! That's — that's great. {A pause, while, obedient, she looks directly into his eyes.) Kath. Hadn't you better begin? Graves. Begin? Oh — the picture ! Yes, of course. Say, how do you think it would be if you looked up at that corner over there? Yes, that's better. Just keep looking that way, won't you? {He takes up a pallette and brush gingerly, 7i>atch- ing that she doesn't turn and see his awktuardness.) You — you'll just look at that corner, won't you? Kath. I'd rather look at the corner, I assure you. Graves. H'm. {A pause.) Kath. What are you doing? Graves. Nothing. The fact is — I was going to tell you a while ago that the light is bad. Very bad. It's awful, really. I can't remember when it's been so bad for painting. Why, it's so bad that I can't paint. Kath. Then I had better go. Graves. Oh, no — no, not at all. I was just going to say that makes it all the better. You needn't look at that corner, you know, except when I'm painting. Kath. Thank you, but I don't mind it in the least. You aren't going to paint, though, if the light is so bad? Graves. Well — t think I will — just dash in a background, you know. The light won't matter for that, DOUBLE DUMMY 7 Kath. What color? Oh, don't make it red! I look so horrid in red. Graves. I don't believe it ! Er — I'm going to make it just any color — no particular color. — You see, this background doesn't make any difference. No, it's covered up later any- how. It's just to — to soften the canvas. Kath. Oh, then I can watch you put it in. That's one of the things I wanted to see, how you work. Because I'm in- tensely interested in Art, you understand, in the way artists work. i^Each time she fnakes an asserlion about herself he makes note of it. ) Graves. I don't believe you would care to see me work. Really, I think it would bore you awfully. {lie begifis to splotch paint on the canvas.') The fact is, I have a peculiar method. Especially in putting in backgrounds. Kath. (delighted, watchitig him closely). Really? How nice. Graves. Yes. I — say, do you paint ? Kath. The idea ! Do I look as if Graves. Oh, I'm a fool — I mean, I'm not so big a fool as to think — I mean, do you paint pictures, you know? Kath. Oh ! 1 never had a brush in my hand. Graves. Thank Heaven ! It's such a dog's life, you see, a painter's. {Aside, mopping his brow.) I should say it is ! Kath. Oh, but don't you just love your work? Aren't you just carried away with your subject? GiJAVES {aside). Yes, I'm afraid I am ! Kath. I've always been so interested in Art, and I've thought painters must love to paint. You love to paint, don't you ? Graves {savagely). Dote on it, madam, dote on it ! Kath. {aside). I must make the man talk 1 {To him.) I suppose the subject makes a lot of difference, too? Gkaves. Oh, Lord, yes. Now, there are some people I just wouldn't attempt to paint. Kath. What kind ? Graves. Oh, any kind. I — I wasn't cut out for a portrait painter, really. The fact is, I've missed my calling. {She makes delighted notes, surreptitiously.) I'm finding it out more everv minute. I ought to be running a lumber yard back in Iowa, that's what i ought to be doing. 8 DOUBLE DUMMY Kath. That's because you love nature. You find the city loo artificial, don't you? You ought to paint rural back- grounds. I'll tell you what — paint an Iowa background for me. Don't you think I would look well in a prairie or corn- field or something? Graves. Do I? You'd look mighty good to me right across the street from the lumber yard. But I suppose in your profession you don't go much on lumber yards and such, do you ? Kath. N-no. Most — of us — don't. But I always liked big smelly piles of clean boards. Only, when one enters a calling one should be wholly absorbed in it and not think of — other things. Graves. What other things? Kath. Oh, clothes and pretty things and — and fun. One should be serious. Graves. That's the dickens of it ! Kath. But please let me see you put in the background. You said you use a peculiar method. That's what I want to find out — because I'm interested in Art, you know. Graves. Why — yes. I suppose I can dash in a little back- ground. (^He takes tip the pallet te again, dips the brush at rafidoni a?id smears recklessly o?i the ca/ivas.) This is just to soften the canvas, you know I told you. It will be all cov- ered up. Kath. But can't you show me how you really paint? Graves. Oh, I paint just this same way. I belong to the impressionistic school. Kath. What does that mean ? Graves. It means that I have to see — some things — just once — for them to make an impression on me — a deep im- pression. Kath. What kind of things? Graves. Black curls and impudent noses. Kath. If you are not going to paint I shall go at once. Graves. But I am painting. I can't do any more to this until the background dries or else I'd sketch in Kath. I don't care if it has got to dry. You must make a sketch so that I can see the way you work. What else did I come for? You haven't done a thing, and I have wasted an hour without finding out — without it's doing a bit of good. Sketch me on something else. Graves. Well — hadn't you better come again, some other day DOUBLE DUMMY 9 Kath. No, now. Please do. You don't know how badly I Mr. VVainworth, 1 insist! Graves. Oh, of course, if you insist ! I will make a mere hasty — er — impressionistic sketch, you understand. Kath. Certainly. Shall I sit here again ? Graves. Yes. And look at the corner. Kath. Oh, but then I can't see you. Graves. If you don't look at the corner, I can't put down my impressions, that's all there is about it. {She looks meekly at the corner. He goes to work grimly, yet with an evident sense of the humor of the scrape, and instead of painting, writes rapidly on one corner of the canvas.) This is a pencil sketch, you know ; just in black and white, so it can't be strictly accurate. Black and white isn't my field. I — I'm not cut out for this sort of business. Let's see — I mean, tell me — are your eyes blue? Kath. 1 thought this was black and white — and impres- sionistic? Do my eyes impress you as being blue? Not that it makes any difference. Graves. Oh, of course it doesn't make any difference — it can't make any difference — to me. Kath. Are Mrs. Wainworth's eyes blue — I mean, do they impress you as being blue ? Graves. What? Oh, Mrs. — yes, Mrs. Wainworth's — no, they aren't blue. They are green. Kath. Green ? Graves. With envy. Just look at the corner, won't you? (^The telephone rings.) Excuse me just a moment. Oh — say, you better keep that pose. I wouldn't move if I were you. It might spoil tlie impression. {He goes imwillingly to the tele- phone, thics turiiing his hack on her and on the canvas. She rises ifnniediately and slips over to the easel, taking in the *^ sketch^' first ivith a single glance, then in detail. Gradu- ally her attention is drawn to what Graves is saying at the telephone, until she is frankly listening. Graves, at the ^phone.) Hello ! Y-yes Um — yes. Kath. {aside). It certainly is a pencil sketch ! Graves. Who? Who? Oh! Why, yes, I guess so. Say, ring up again some other time, won't you ? I'm busy. Kath. (reading from the canvas). " Independent black curls" ! Graves. Oh, no — yes, I guess I can paint it all right — but ID DOUBLE DUMMY Kath. "Neat little figure" Gkaves. No, I want to do it, really. I mean, I guess I do. Look here, can't you let me think about it? Kath. " Nose turns up" ! Graves. Oh, right away? Five hundred dollars, you say? — No, I haven't turned you down — I beg pardon — I — say Hello ! Say, the fact is, this isn't VVainworth. No — 1 can't explain. But he will be back in an hour. I'm awfully sorry. I didn't catch on, you know. Say, you'll call him up — you'll see him about it? Thanks awfully. I'm sorry — good-bye! (^He turtis and sees her at the easel watcJii/ig him. There is a perceptible pause.) You see 1 couldn't let the old chap lose a big thing like that. I just had to tell. I couldn't help it, could I ? (^She remains quite still, looking at him. He de- scends gradually from embarrasstnent to the depths of horrified cotitrition.) Well, I couldn't, could I? Oh, I'm no good at this sort of business. I'm going home and get into the lumber yard with Dad — say, I won't print a thing you said, honest. I'll go and get fired. Hang it, I hope you don't think I like this sort of thing Say, look here, I'm no end sorry, hon- est. I — T — oh, d-d-darn it ! (Suddenly she collapses into a chair. He mops his brow, relieved that she has at least moved.') That's right — sit down. Just be — be comfortable. Kath. I am deeply offended with you. I don't see what I have done that would give you freedom to My nose doesn't turn up ! Graves. What ? Kath. I mean — explain yourself, sir. Graves. You don't, either ! You mean you are mad be- cause I said your nose turns up ! Kath. I'm not ! Graves. You are ! Kath. I'm not, I'm Please, who are you? Graves. I'm the biggest fool this side of Iowa ! Merton Graves, supposed to be reporting on the Post Kath. Stop ! Do you mean to tell me that you are the man who has been haunting Mme. Mordini's hotel for two days trying to get an interview for the Post! Graves. No, I didn't mean to tell you, but I'm the man. Kath. You never saw her — not once? Graves. Not a glimpse. Kath. What made you think she was homely ? Graves. Never seeing her. DOUBLE DUMMY II Katii. Wouldn't you have told me — ever — if you hadn't been obliged to give it away? Graves {explosively). Yes, I would ! I'd have told you to-morrow when I called to say good-bye. Kath. Good-bye? GuAVES. I'm going to Iowa to-morrow. I won't stand this monkeying any longer. What's the use? Kath. (^forlornly). That's so — what is the use? I believe I'll quit it, too. Graves. Quit? The stage, you mean ? Quit acting? Kath. Um — yes I Quit acting. Mr. Graves, I — I'm act- ing now. Graves. I know — at the Olympic. But you've only this season booked, haven't you, and then you could Kath. I mean I'm acting right now, right here. And it's the first time I ever did. Oh, I think you're the most stupid thing I ever saw ! Graves. Say — look here Kath. Do you really tliink I am Mme. Mordini? The French-Italian tragedy queen? Do you think she would come in a — a rig like this, all alone up here to be painted just like anybody would? Do you think her nose turns up? Why, if Mme. Mordini were here, there would be a French maid over in that corner with a pile of wraps and tilings as high as her- self, and a woolly French poodle yapping at your heels, and you wouldn't be pretending to paint a meek little person in a cotton gown ! Mme. Mordini would scare you so with one look There isn't a person on earth less like Mme. Mor- dini tiian I am ! Graves. Then who are you ? Kath. I'm an impostor, sir, a vile Graves. Look here — who are you ? Kath. I'm Kathrine Coleman, formerly of the T'/r^^ and now — fired! And Oh! — I'm so — so Oh, dear, oh, dear {She suddenly begins to cry, and Graves is terribly worked up, offer ifig her absurd things as comfort, fanning her, putting her coat around her, etc.) Graves. There, there, there, now ! Oh, crackle, what have I done? What's the matter? Tell me. Honest, you've just got to tell me. Honest, I'll explode ! Are you cold— scared — mad 12 DOUBLE DUMMY Kath. Oil, Stop ! There isn't anything the matter except that I'm — h-hungry ! Graves. Hungry? Good Lord! {He dashes off to the cupboard and comes tearing back with a salt shaker and a mus- tard bottle.) She can't eat these! What a fool I am {Finally, he extracts a box of soda biscuits and presses them on her ivith noisy delight.) Hungry? Here, eat — eat quick — eat a lot — eat fast ! Hungry ? Good Lord ! I was never hungry in my life. Don't talk — just eat ! Kath. Thanks. Oh, this is good. So are you. Don't laugh at me. You see, I've been starving for nearly two days Graves. Say, it won't take me a minute to go out and get you something decent. Two days ! Why {ffe starts to dash off in his white coat but she calls him back.) Kath. No, wait — I want'to tell you first. Won't — won't you have a cracker? Sit down — yes. You see, I tried to write, but I suppose I couldn't, only I wouldn't give it up. Then they took me on the Press to do occasional stories, you know — the kind they don't want to bother the good ones with. Graves. But say — eat, you know. Kath. Then — I failed on one of them and they said they would give me one more trial. I was to interview Mr. Wain- worth. Graves. Steve ? Why, he won't be interviewed. Kath. That's just it ! So I was — was starving, and I hap- pened to hear Mme. Mordini call back to her maid — oh, I had a desperate hope that I could get a story from the famous Madam, so I haunted her ! — I heard her direct her maid to telephone Mr. Wainworth and break her appointment for this afternoon. I was hungry — I was lonesome — I didn't care — so I bribed the maid with my gold chain. And I came to inter- view you, just the way you came to interview me ! Graves. W-what? Hold on ! You came to interview Steve and I am not Steve, and I came to interview Mme. Mordini and you are — you are Kathrine Coleman. Kath. Yes. And so you lost me my job, and I lost you yours. Graves. Praise be ! Look here. Miss Kathrine Coleman. You are just about as much of an actress as I am an ariist, but just the same, your one attempt at acting has made a bigger DOUBLE DUMMY 13 impression than any of Madame What's-her- name's hysterics ever did. Kath. (crossing to the canvas). Is this the impression ? Graves. You bet it is. And it's the most rttalistic picture ever painted in this studio by a long ways. But it will be the only extant masterpiece executed by Mr Graves, Esquire. See here. (He puts his hands on her shoulders.') You are fired — I'm fired. You are hungry — I'm sick of the whole business. You are pretending — I'm pretending. We're in the same boal, aren't we? Then let's stay in it ! (^His hands slip from her shoulders to her hands, and hold them. She looks at the tv riling in the cor tier of the can- vas, looks at him, looks at the rariting.) Kath. Merton Graves, does my nose turn up? ( With a shout of laughter, he releases her hands, catches up her coat and throws it aroutid her, pulls his pad out of his pocket and flings it across the room, runs his fingers through his tumbled hair, savings his arms, puts on his cap, and catches up his ulster. Then seizing her little hands again, he begins dancifig her toivard the door, chafiting at the top of his lusty young lungs : " First the grub and then the lumber yard f Come on, Kathrine Coleman — come on, come on, come on ' ' They dis- appear as the curtain falls.) CURTAIN New Plays THE COMEDY OF ERRORS A Comedy in Five Acts By William Shakespeare Arranged for School Performance Thirteen male, three female characters. 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He takes in every- body and mixes things up generally. All the parts are first rate and the niece full of laughs and action. Strongly recommended. Price, /J cents A PRODIGAL SON A Comedy in One Act By Ray7nond M. Robinson Two male, three female characters. Costumes modern ; scenery, an easy interior. Plays half an hour. A very original and amusing bit of foohng, easy to do and sure to please. The leading character is a tramp and full of opportunity. Well recommended. Price, IS cents J1. U). Pinero's Plays Price, 50 Recite Cacb Min THANNFI Play in Four Acts. Six males, five females. "***-'''*'**"^"*""" Costumes, modern; scenery, three interiors. Plays two and a half hours. THE NOTORIOUS MRS. EBBSMITH S^'^i^^^"^ males, five females. Costumes, modern; scenery, all interiors. Plays a full evening. THF PRHFIIPATF Playin Four Acts. Seven males, five lllLi 1 IVV/I LilVJ/\ 1 El females. Scenery, three interiors, rather elaborate ; costumes, modern. Plays a full evening. THF QPHnni 1WIQTPFQ5 Farce in Three Acts. Ninemales, inUi 0«./nV/V/l.jlU101IVEiOi3 seven females. Costumes, mod- ern; scenery, three interiors. Plays a full evening. THE SECOND MRS. TANQUERAY Igt^^LTel^^v^e females. Costumes, modern; scenery, three interiors. Plays a full evening. ^WFFT I AVFlSinFR Comedyin Three Acts. Seven males, O TT LiCi I Lirt V Lil^ U£iIV four females. Scene, a single interior, costumes, modern. Plays a full evening. THF THITWnFRRniT Comedy in Four Acts. Ten males, inCi lllUllUlJlVDV^Lil nine females. ' Scenery, three interi- ors; costumes, modern. Plays a full evening. THF TIMFS Comedy in Four Acts. Six males, seven females. »***-« I*i'lI-<»J Scene. a single interior; costumes, modern. Plays a full evening. THF WFAITFR ^FY Comed^ in Three Acts. Eight males, inC VT£i/\I\.ILlV OSJA. eight females. Costumes, modern; scenery, two interiors. Plays a full evening. A WIFE WITHOUT A SMILE g°vT^7aiSf^u^Temi?^l: Costumes, modern; scene, a single interior. Plays a full evening. Sent prepaid on receipt of price by Walttx ?|. pafeer & Company No. 5 Hamilton Place, Boston, Massachusetts LIBRARY OF CONGRESS %\)t milmm Wax TsTST^^^^ ^rice^ 15 €tnt^ €ac|j A^ YOIl I IKF IT Comedy in FIto Acts. Thirteen males, four AO IvU LilAu 11 females. Costumes, picturesque ; scenery, va- ried. Plays a full evening. CAMII I F Drama in Five Acts. Nine males, five females. Cos- vAiniLflvli tnmes, modern ; scenery, varied. Plays a full evening. INfiOMAI} P^y ^° Five Acts. Thirteen males, three females. inUUIuilA Scenery varied ; costumes, Greek. Plays a full evening. MARY STUART Tragedy in Five Acts. Thirteen males, four fe- ulAi\l OlUAHl males, and supernumeraries. Costumes, of the period ; scenery, varied and elaborate. Plays a full evening. TflE MERCHANT OF VENICE ^X?lhTel7e!nt?:i: S^^t picturesque ; scenery varied. Plays a full evening. DirHFI IFII Play in Five Acts. Fifteen males, two females. Scen- I\1vI1LjL