qV ^ o " a ^ "^^ jA *^ .0 V.^^ %.^^ J- V «, ♦..•' .^ c':r>/6 ^he GOLDSMITH OF V NO ME AND OTHER VERSE SAM C DUNHAM COVER DESIGN BY THE AUTHOR. WASHINGTON. D. C. The Neale Publishing Company 431 ELEVENTH STREET MCMI THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, Two Copies Received MAR. 29 1901 Copyright entry CLASSd XXc. N». COPY B. f'S <0 ^ Copyrighted, 1901. By Samuel C. Dunham. To the workers on the Yukon, who through the long, cold winter of nation- al neglect have been patiently working while watching and waiting for the ice to melt. iii PREFACE These verses were written while the author was under assignment to Northern Alaska in 1897-1898 aa a Statistical Expert of the Department of Labor, and in 1899-1900 as a Special Agent of the Twelfth Cen- sus. They are the free expression of some sentiments which "Official Courtesy" quite properly excluded from his formal reports to the Commissioner of Labor and the Director of the Census. Most of them have appeared in various newspapers — The New York Sim, The San Francisco Examiner, The Wash- ington Post, The Illustrated London News, and others. They are presented as an appeal from the tax-burdened and unrepresented people of Alaska to tae Government at Washington for relief from the wrongs which they have Dorne too patiently for twenty years. In 1900 Alaska paid into the Treasury of the United States revenues averaging $1,207.43 for every day in the year. For what? SAM C. DUNHAM. Washington, D. C, March l, 1901. CONTENTS The Men Who Blaze the Trail 9 Comrades of the Klondike 11 A Reply 13 Why the Devil Never Visits the Yukon 15 Arctic Lightning 19 Just Back from Dawson 20 Sence I Come Back from Dawson 25 I'm Goin' Back to Dawson 30 To Joaquin Miller 36 Alaska to Uncle Sam 37 Thoughts Suggested by My Forty-fifth Birthday 42 The Lament of the Old Sour Dough 44 The Goldsmith of Nome 48 Since the Judge Left Here for Nome 59 To the Yukon Order of Pioneers 64 A Greeting to the Swedes 68 The Poor Swede 71 Starving Once, Receiving Now 72 Homeward Bound 74 To the Yukon Sour Doughs 77 vll THE MEN WHO BLAZE THE TRAIL Let others sing of those who've won Full hoard of virgin gold! I strike the lyre for those who've none. But yet are strong and bold, — Who've blazed the trails through a pathless waste And on the world's new chart have traced The lines which lead where the treasure's placed, And all their secrets told. They search the streams and hillsides rend, The hidden truth to learn; They trudge where land and sky-line blend. And gaze till eyeballs burn; They scale bleak heights whence vast plains sweep, And sow for those who come to reap. While wives and sweethearts in homeland weep And pray for their return. lO THE MEN WHO BI,AZE THE TRAII, Afar in regions of night-gloomed day Their slender shadows leap; O'er snow-crowned peaks they fight their way To where the Gold-gods sleep; Where the congelations of the ages lie, And athwart the dome of the midnight sky Aurora's moon-drenched splendors fly. Onward their footsteps creep. Out where Deathland, reft of bush or tree. Spreads like a sun-browned lawn; To the verge of the rigid, ice-locked sea, Where twilight greets the dawn; Where a sheenless moon sails the sunlit night, Where inert and dim bides the Mystic Light, And the white swan ends his vernal flight. They still are pressing on. So while others sing of the chosen few Who o'er the Pates prevail, I will sing of the many, staunch and true. Whose brave hearts never quail, — Who with dauntless spirit of pioneers A state are building for the coming years. Their sole reward their loved ones' tears, — The men who blaze the trail! Circle City, Jan. 1, 1898. COMRADES OF THE KLONDIKE I Have you, too, banged at the Chilkoot, That storm-locked gate to the golden door? Those thunder-built steeps have words built to suit, And whether you prayed or whether you swore, 'Twere one, where it seemed that an oath were a prayer, — Seemed that God couldn't care. Seemed that God wasn't there! II Have you, too, climbed to the Klondike? Hast talked as a friend to the five-horned stars? With muckluc shoon and with talspike Hast bared gray head to the golden bars. Those heaven-built bars where Morning is born? Hast drunk with Maiden Morn From Klondike's golden horn? 11 COMRADES OF THE KI^ONDIKE III Hast read, low-voiced, by the Northliglits Such sermons as never men say? Hast sat and sat with the Midnights, That sit and that sit all day? Hast heard the iceberg's boom on boom? Hast heard the silence, the room? The glory of God, the gloom? IV Then come to my sunland, my soldier, — Aye, come to my heart, and to stay! For better crusader or bolder Bared never his breast to the fray, And whether you prayed or you cursed. You dared the best — and the worst — That ever brave man durst. Joaquin Miller. Ctrclb City, Oct. 19, 1897. A REPLY I, too, have banged at the Chilkoot; I have scaled her storm-torn height And slid down her trail with dizzy shoot That produced a Northern Light; And I uttered a curse-laden prayer, — Of course God didn't care. For only the Devil was there. II I, too, have climbed to the Klondike, Through bog and muck and roots. Till my legs were as stiff as thy talspike And the water filled both of my boots; Have drunk from golden horn With maidens, night to morn, — I acknowledge the corn. 18 14 A REPI^Y III Have heard, loud-voiced, by the Northlighta Such oaths as only men say; Have lain awake through the midnights And fought mosquitoes all day; Cursed Klondike's— not the iceberg's— boom, And paid an ounce for a room. Which filled my soul with gloom. IV My friend, I'll come to thy sunland As soon as this long winter's o'er, And I'll drink to thy health in the one land Whither thy thoughts ever soar; And though this drought be the worst That ever humanity cursed, At last we'll banish our thirst. Circle City, Oct. 21, 1897. WHY THE DEVIL NEVER VISITS THE YUKON The Devil one day, so the sagas say, Taking his Christmas vacation. On outstretched pinions sailed this war, In search of souls for damnation. With malice prepense, the cold was intense (It always is in this section), And our unclad friend, in his innocence, Came without proper protection. (There are others, I'm told, who, equally hold, Come here from a warmer climate, To find that they're a soft snap for the cold, Just like hell's thin-hlooded primate). In the pathless wood a lone wigwam stood. Not far from the ice-hound river. And in hope of finding there warmth and food, Nick shook the flap with a shiver. 15 l6 WHY THK DEVIIv NEVKR VISITS THE YUKON No strangers to sin, they quick took him in, And he stood with back to the fire While the host prepared a big moose-skin And "night-cap" on which to retire. He cursed the weather, and asked them whether There was any hope for a change; He switched his tail like a thong of leather And said that its fork felt strange. A maiden half-fair, with raven-black hair And a beautiful bear-tooth brooch, Handed our friend, without offering a chair, A cup of the stuff they call "hootch." Now I wasn't there, but the sagas declare The draught he quaffed was a rank one, — A fact to which it is needless to swear Before a man who has drank one. Our cold friend from hell gave a fiendish yell. And soon ail his limbs were jerkin'. And flat on the ground convulsive he fell. For the hootch had got its work in. WHY THK DEVI I, NEVER VISITS THE YUKON 1 7 He opened his eyes, now looking crosswise. And asked who it was that slugged him, And opened them wider, in wild surprise. When he learned they had only drugged him. When ahle to walk and freely to talk. He asked them what was in it. And the chief concoctor, without a balk. Told him in less than a minute: "With most cunning skill we concoct the swill Of sugar, sour dough and berries. And sell it to white men by quart or gill In spite of the missionaries. "But while it is bad, I am very glad To say that high-wines are worse; The white chiefs import them, which makes us sad And puts a big kink in our purse. "That unrectified sin the whites smuggle in Will kill if you don't dilute it,— A thing which they do, large profits to win; No one will dare to dispute it." l8 WHY THE DEVII, NKVKR VISITS THK YUKON As pale as grim Death and with quickened breath, Old Nick gasped, "I'll hie me southward, And prone on the sulphurous marge of Lethe, I'll dash its sweet waters mouthward. "That infernal stuff is quite strong enough To run a small hell without me; I firmly believe I'll carry its rough Effects for a year about me." He then climbed the sky, and with curdling cry Soared off through the azure, sinwards, In the well-stocked sideboards of hell to try To find something to soothe his inwards. And up to this day, so the sagas say. The Devil files shy of this region, Contented, aye! glad, to resign his sway To Hootch and his High-wine Legion. Circle City, Jan. 8, 1898. ARCTIC UGHTNKSG Far out where the sullen darkness Palls the silent, ice-chained sea, Spring, low-arched, the fragile Northlights O'er the realm of mystery; From their haunts beneath the crescent. Where the murky shadows lie, Come Aurora's pale magicians. With their festoons for the sky. And while the Color Sergeant musters His Immortal Seven To hang their banners from the dome And drape the walls of heaven. Straight he hurls his shafts of silver High up in the star-gemmed blue, Where the wraiths of light, soft-tinted And of swiftly-changing hue. Through the long and ghostly vigils Of the voiceless Arctic night Weirdly gleam and faintly whisper As they tremble out of sight. Circle City, Feb. 22, 1898. 19 JUST BACK FROM DAWSON I've just got back from Dawson, where the Arctic rainbow ends, An' the swiftly-rushin' Klondike with the mighty Yukon blends; Where the sun on Christmas mornin' in the act of risin' sets, So that just a minit's sunshine is all that region gets; An' the rimplin' midnight glories through the moon- tranced heavens fly, While the guileless sour-dough miners set around the stove and lie 'Bout the good old times at Circle, 'fore the smooth promoters came An' set the country boomin' in a way that is a shame. '20 JUST BACK FROM DAWSON I've just got back from Dawson, where the large mos- quitoes sing. An' soon as they forsake the camp, their small suc- cessors sting; Where 'long about the last of June the sun again surprises The new-arrived inhabitants, an' while it's settin' rises ; Where the price of pay-streak bacon is two dollars for a pound. An' to treat your friends at Spencer's costs an ounce or two a round, An' they sell Seattle cider, in the guise of dry cham- pagne. Which institoots a lingerin' drunk that's very far from plain. I've just returned from Dawson, where the charge for anteek eggs Makes considerable difference in length of buyers' legs; Where our helpful friends in Washington, misled by bad advice. Concluded they could operate steam enjines on th« ice, An' are tryin' now the reindeer, a-feedin' them on moss, But wherever they've been tried eo far there's been a heavy loss. JUST BACK FROM DAWSON While all the old trail-breakers to their pet traditions cling An' still maintain with vehemence — "the dog's the proper thing." I've just reached here from Dawson, where I seen Frank Slavin spar. An' also seen his victim a-revivin' at the bar While Frank shook hands with all his friends an' loudly did declare That he could lick Fitzsimmons, too, if he was only there; An' seen Oklahoma Wilson attempt to instigate A coop de Colt, but ere his gun became articulate They yanked him to the barracks in a way he won't forget, An' to cultivate his harmlessness they're boardin' him there yet. I've just come out from Dawson, where everybody's health Is bein' undermined an' ruined in a wild-eyed rush for wealth. An' a score or so of schemers, on evil projects bent, Are robbin* the community to a terrible extent; Where the men who dig the treasure are strong an' brave an' bold. JUST BACK FROM DAWSON 23 Wrenchin' from the glacier's bowels stockin's full of yellow gold, While the transportation pirates slyly syndicate their gall With the criminal intention of absorbin' of it all. I've just escaped from Dawson, where the ice grows ten feet thick. An' doods who like their baths served cold don't take 'em in a crick; Where no one, be he rich or poor, is ever dubbed a "hero" Till he has done his hundred miles at 60 less than zero; Where men chop water out in chunks an' pile it on the banks, An' make their hot-air heaters out of empty coal-oil tanks. An' read back-number papers by the unobtrusive rays Of tallow-dips an' davy lamps — dim lights of other days. I've just emerged from Dawson, a bad financial wreck. For instead of gettin' dust galore, I got it in the neck, Where Adam got the apple in tnat episode with Eve» 24 JUST BACK ^ROM DAWSON Which led to woe an' stern decree that they would have to leave, Like thirty thousand other jays, by golden visions lured, Who climbed the trails, through hardships to which they weren't inured, To find that them Dominion knaves, by dastardly deceits, Had concessioned everything in sight an' even leased the streets. Washington, D. C, Nov. 25, 1898. 8ENCE I COME BACK FROM DAWSOfJ Sence I come back from Dawson to these old famil- iar scenes, I've read the yaller journals an' the 10-cent maga- zines, An' to sort o' classify events an' find out what oc- curred While I was hihernatin' where the light of God was blurred, I've been searchin' through the columns of the daily picture-press, To see if I could ascertain, or formulate a guess. Why the scribblers who last autumn so artistically lied *Bout the riches of the Klondike concluded to sub- side. 25 26 SENCE I COMK BACK FROM DAWSON Then every trail was occupied by journalistic beats Who represented (with slim cards) all saffron-tinted sheets From Seattle to Savannah an' from Bangor to Du- luth, But nary one of them was there to represent the truth. They stumbled up the Chilkoot an' they loafed along the lakes. An' when not a-photographin' things or writin' up their fakes, Imbibed raw rum from Hudson Bay, an' dressed in goffin' suits. Stood 'round an' told old-timers 'bout the shortest Klondike roots. Now I've gathered from my readin' that the reason why they quit Writin' lies about the Klondike was, as lawyers say, to-wit: Havin' placed us in cold storage an' done all the harm they could. They felt a awful cravin' for a brand of booze that's good. An* left at once to sponge it, an' unable to refrain From causin' people trouble, they arranged a war with Spain, S^NCE I COMK BACK FROM DAWSON 27 An' to properly conduct the same, rushed bravely to the front An' led all the gallant charges an' bore the battle's brunt. Now, while us Klondike refugees most greevusly de- plore The mournful fact so few of them passed to the other shore, Our grief is curtailed by the thought which punctu- ates our sobs. That some of them who were not killed have lately lost their jobs. An' sence my feelin's is aroused, some words I've got to say About the highly lucrative an' lowly sinful way The experts an' perfessers told the things they didn't know (A-settin' in warm rooms at home) about the realm of snow. Of all their stories I have read, the worst about that far land Was written by a man whose brow has long worn Fiction's garland, Who in the "Klondike Number" of a well-known mag- azine Told of the sylvan beauties of some trails he'd never 28 SKNCE I COMi; BACK I^ROM DAWSON With purlin' brooks an' wild delights an' picnics everywhere (Things that exist in poets' dreams, but don't exist up there) ; Then followed in the steps of them he'd so cruelly misled, To write about the scenery an' enumerate the dead. Perhaps 't will seem that I've assumed a gay an' flip- pant air. But while I'm settin' here to-night a ghost stands by my chair. Again I see a famished form stretched 'neath a som- bre sky; Again I fold the shriveled hands an' close the death- glazed eye; I see the horrors Falsehood wrought, an' hear again the wail Of its victim as he perished on a panoramic trail, Where his bleached an' badly-scattered bones is all that's left to tell How he battled with the terrors of a thousand miles of hell. Now, as I ain't no stateS>j(ii?,nt I can't figger what we'll gain Through this unexpected legacy of trouble from old Spain; SENCE I COME BACK FROM DAWSON 29 But as a unkissed hero from the barren Yukon Plats, I modestly petition our distinguished diplomats: In your God-directed efforts to emancipate mankind, Don't forget your helpless brothers in your Arctic wilds confined. But in your swoop for liberty, to right an' justice true. Extend a helpin' hand to them, — annex Alaska, too. Washington, D. C, Jan. 1, 1899. •M GOIN' BACK TO DAWSON Tm goin' back to Dawson, an' suppose I must ex- plain How I generated nerve enough to hit that trail again. I've tramped this land from east to west an' tried Jt north an' south. An' found the people short on heart but very long on mouth; I've wandered through the byways an' I've mingled with the crowds, An' felt a dam sight lonesomer than when above the cloud? I stood alone 'mid ghostly isles that pierced a spec- tral sea An' cried in vain to far-off stars that couldn't answer me. I'm coin' back to dawson 31 I met a great philantliropist, whose wealth they say was ground From the labor of a thousand serfs, — whose fame's a-spreadin' round Because he built a edifice an' filled it full of books To learn the poor submission to incorporated crooks, An' seen him stop a barefoot kid with papers in the street An' hand to him a nickel for a flamin' one-cent sheet, Then sneak behind him for a block, a-keepin' him in range, To nab the limpin' little cuss if he tried to swipe tho change. An' I rambled through the alleys of a big depart- ment store, Admirin' of the handsome gents which walk along the floor A-tellin' ladies where to go to get the cheapest things, — Where "Cash!" appears to be the song that every- body sings. An' somethin' like five hundred girls that ought to be at school Lean wearily against the shelves because there's nary a stool, — An' I'm told the chap who owns the claim has the immortal nerve To pay but half a case a day to them that stand an' serve. 32 I'm goin' back to dawson I'm also told that this here man exists in princely style In marble halls set on a hill that slopes away a mile, An' to stupefy his conscience he's donated from his wad Some money to the heathens an' has built a house for God; An' drowsin' in his temple on a recent Sabbath morn, I seen again the faces of them girls so pale an* lorn. An' wondered if the cuss was bankin' on the heath- ens he had saved For a discount up in heaven 'gainst the white folks he'd enslaved. Then I roused up from my dreamin' that the orgaa had produced An' thought about the Yukon boys I've so shame- fully traduced, An' seen again quite clearly, in no music-painted dream. Two snow-blind men a-stumblin' 'hind a limpin' Siwash team, — Old Cooley an' his pardner Jo, who never go to church, A-strugglin' back to Circle from their long trip out on Birch I'M coin' back to DAWSON 33 To feed the starvin' Tananas, — ^a service so high- priced They'll not collect their wages till they hand their time to Christ. In trampin' through this high-toned land I'm pain- fully surprised To learn that butchers so refined an' highly civilized That they'd disdain to occupy a mansion built of logs Provide our soldiers beef an' things I wouldn't feed my dogs; Which makes me want to get back where the canned goods ain't so bad An' the girls you meet on every hand ain't pale- faced, thin, an' sad, — Where the milk of human kindness ain't so rigidly congealed That we'd let 'em wander from the trail because they wasn't heeled. I want to hear the soothin' tones of Bates's old guitar As he sings about "The Fisher Maiden" at "The Po- lar Star/* An' see Brick Wheaton rassle with his yaller mando- lin As he chants the charms of Injun hootch an' other kinds of sin; 34 I'm goin' back to dawson I want to hear them songs once more an' want to see my friends Where the swiftly-rushin' Klondike v/ith the mighty Yukon blends, An' they size a feller-sinner by his lieart an' what he knows An' never ask his Southern name or criticise his clo's. I want to see Aurora — not the one that greets the day. But her weak an' pallid namesake — try to drive the night away. An' watch her throw her shafts of silver far up in the sky. While her color-bearers tint 'em with an ever- changin' dye. An' from the walls of heaven all their fragile ban- ners swing Till the air's alive with whispers like the swishin' of a wing. An' from the zenith flash great lights across the in- terspace Till you feel you're in God's presence an* can almost see His face. So I'm goin' back to Dawson, an' I'll float along that way As the ice moves down the river, 'long about the last of May, I'm coin' back to dawson 35 When birds an' flowers are flirtin' an' the white clouds sail the hlue — An' the energetic insecks get in their fine work too. I know now what I didn't when I went up there be- fore, That it is soshul suicide to linger round here poor, For though the Arctic winters there are long an* dark an' cold, They're warmer than my welcome when they found I brought no gold. Washington, D. C, Feb. 22,1899. TO JOAQUII^ MILLER Here at the Gate of the Arctic, Facing the silent land. Backward I reach through the distance And grasp your heart-hot hand. If our earthly trails ne'er cross again, I'll meet you farther west. On the sunset side of the Sundown Sea, Where trail-worn poets rest. Chilkoot Pass, June 19, 1899. ALASKA TO UNCLE SAM Sitting on my greatest glacier. With my feet in Bering Sea, I am thinking, cold and lonely, Of the way you've treated me. Three-and-thirty years of silence! Through ten thousand sleepless nights I've heen praying for your coming — For the dawn of civil rights. When you took me, young and trusting, Prom the growling Russian hear, Loud you swore before the nations I should have the Eagle's care. Never yet has wing of eagle Cast a shadow on my peaks. But I've watched the flight of buzzards And I've felt their busy beaks. 37 38 AI^ASKA TO UNCr,E SAM Your imported cross-roads statesmen (What a motley, sordid train!) Come with laws conceived in closets, — Made for loot and private gain! These the best that you can furnish? Then God help the heathen folk You have rescued from the burden Of the rotting Spanish yoke! I'm a full-grown, proud-souled woman. And I'm getting tired and sick- Wearing all the cast-off garments Of your body politic. If you'll give me your permission, I will make some wholesome laws That will suit my hard conditions And promote your country's cause. By the latest mail you sent me (Nearly all j^our mails are late!). Comes the news that you've gone roving In your proud old Ship of State,— Dreaming with a sunburnt siren By the sultry southern seas, Where the songs of your enchantress Swoon upon the scented breeze. AI^ASKA TO UNCI,K SAM 39 You are blind with lust of conquest And desire for foreign trade, Or you'd see the half-drawn dagger, With its brightly-burnished blade, Sticking in the loosened girdle Of the black brute by your side — If you treat her as I'm treated She will stick it through your hide. Curb your taste for sun-killed countries, Where the natives loaf and shirk; Come to richer northern regions. Where the people think and work. If you want a part of Asia When the Chinamen are killed, Run a railroad up to Bering — I will show you where to build. Come next spring and count my treasures, And don't stop at Glacier Bay, Like the many high commissions You have started up this way. You will see my wooded mountains. With their citadels of snow Gleaming in the purple distance Through the pearl-hued alpen-glow. 40 AI,ASKA TO UNCI,B SAM Standing on my flower-strewn hillsides. Where my mighty rivers meet. Gazing o'er my verdant valleys, Spreading seaward from your feet, You will see the sunlit splendors Of my moonless midnight skies. Gilded with the light supernal Shining straight from Paradise. If you stay till Hoary Winter Has entombed the silent land. You will read celestial sermons, Written by the Master's hand On the azure walls of heaven, Where Aurora's tinted light Weirdly flits like summer lightning All the ghostly Arctic night. When you come I'll show you wonders That will cause you great surprise. And if gold is what you're seeking You will open wide your eyes. Drive away your Wall street schemers. With their coupons and their nerve. Then while you extend your commerce I'll expand your gold reserve. ALASKA TO UNCIvE SAM 41 You will find a magic city On the shore of Bering Strait Which shall be for you a station To unload your Arctic freight, Where the gold of Humboldt's vision Has for countless ages lain, Waiting for the hand of labor And the Saxon's tireless brain. You shall have a cool vacation. Hunting for the great white bear. And you'll soon forget Manila And the trouble you've had there; For as in the morn of nations Every highway led to Rome, You and all your restless rivals Will be sailing straight to Nome. You will wake a sleeping empire. Stretching southward from the Pole To the headlands where the waters Of your western ocean roll. Then will rise a mighty people From the travail of the years. Whom with pride you'll call your children, — Offspring of my pioneers. Fort Yukon, Sept. 6, 1899. THOUGHTS SUGGESTED BY MY FORTY-FIFTH BIRTHDAY When a man gets along to about forty-two. He's apt to sit down and let pass in review The scenes of his past, and he's likely to make An effort to spot the fatal mistake Which changed the whole course of human events With regard to his hopes and honest intents. One makes his mistake in the morning of life, In failing to choose or in choosing a wife; Another takes a drink and the evil is done. And Dishonor completes what the Devil begun, While many evade Life's pitfalls and snares Till Old Time has garnered or silvered their hairs. But mine was the earliest failure on earth. For I made my mistake at the hour of birth By making my debut, an undressed kid. The same day of the month that Washington did. And I look back now and see quite plain Why all of my efforts have been in vain. 42 THOUGHTS SUGGESTED BY MY FORTY-FIFTH BIRTHDAY 43 You've heard about George and his cute little ax And his weakness for sticking too close to the facts. My very first effort to emulate him Gave a shock to my system that made my head swim, For when I confessed to my volatile dad I got the worst licking I ever have had. In spite of that set-back I've kept up the fight 'Gainst Error and Falsehood, for Truth and the Right; But always through life I've felt the restraint Of the gift handed down by my Natal-day Saint, And I'm forced to admit that Virtue's reward Is the only return I can thus far record. No matter what pathway I've chosen in life. In city or country or political strife, On the crest of a mountain or the marge of a lake, There stood close beside me my fatal mistake. And wherever my lofty ambition has led I've seen my hopes wither, my projects drop dead. But here in the Arctic, where Falsehood is tough. The pathway of Truth is peculiarly rough. And as I gaze out o'er the white frozen sea I feel all too keenly it's no place for me. For no one who sticks to George W.'s creed Can ever expect in this land to succeed. St. Michael, Feb. 22, 1900. THE LAMENT OF THE OLD SOUR DOUGH I've trudged and I've starved and I've frozen All over this white barren land, — Where the sea stretches straight, white and silent. Where the timberless white mountains stand,.— Prom the white peaks that gleam in the moonlight. Like a garment that graces a soul. To the last white sweep of the prairies. Where the black shadows brood round the Pole. (Now, pray don't presume from this prelude That a flame of poetical fire Is to burst from my brain like a beacon. For I've only been tuning my lyre To the low, sad voice of a singer Who's inspired to sing you some facts About the improvements in staking And the men who mine with an ax.) 44 IHE I