h 3545 /.fl895 F8 1919 Copy I .-IE FUNSTON 1.0UBLE TRACK WILLARD WATTLES THE FUNSTON DOUBLE TRACK AND OTHER VERSES h PRIVATE WILLARD WATTLES Tenth Sanitary Train. Tenth Division, CAMP FUNSTON, KANSAS MEMBER OF THE VIGILANTES MANHATTAN, KANSAS N. A. CRAWFORD 1919 '\4 \ V Copyright. 1919, by N. A. Crawford ©CL/,51080S EB -' 1919 TO MAJOR-GENERAL LEONARD WOOD: A SOLDIER IN DISCIPLINE BUT A FATHER IN AFFECTION, HE HAS BUILT THE ARMY OF DEMOCRACY FOREWORD The proceeds of the sale of this booklet will be devoted to the establishment of a Kansas Poetry Prize, competition for which will be open to natives of Kansas. The verses in this booklet appeared from time to time, during and after the war, in the Kansas City Star, the Springfield Republican^ the Bos- ton Evening Transcript^ the Philadelphia Public Ledger, and Trench and Gamp-, also in Fifes and Drums, the contributors to which were The Vigi- lantes and which was published by George H. Doran Company. Grateful acknowledgement is made to the original publishers for permission to reprint the material. Special appreciation is extended to the Kansas City Star and to Mr. L. P. Wilford. artist on its staff, for the use of the drawing which appears on the cover. /THE FUNSTON DOUBLE TRACK {On the way to Funston, when troop trains pass, the men going in different directions reach out- and slap hands) The trains that move to Funston Run on a double track, And fast as new recruits go down The old recruits come back; And some are clad in khaki And some are queerly dressed In all the odd disguises Of gaudy shirt and vest. The trains that come from Funston Go rushing to the east Across the greening corn land Where harvesting has ceased; And every train that passes Is thunderous with noise, Each window overflowing With ruddy, laughing boys. The trains that go to Funston Move steadily to the west Freighted with equal cheering, With equal honor blessed ; And as the trains are passing The men reach out their hands And at the touch electric Each rookie understands. 1 "You'll like it, boy, you'll like it," j The lads in khaki shout ; **Hey, bo, where are you going?" J "Don't know; we'll soon find out." ' A touch, a laugh, a passing, ! "I'll meet you coming back," ; Where trains go down to Funston ] Upon the double track. UPON THE HILLS OF FUNSTON Upon the hills of Funston the yellow prim- rose glows, And tangled in the grasses is the shy, four- petaled rose, With its golden dust of pollen and the wild bees hurrying Through the green aisles of young summer like small, blazing suns a-wing. Upon the hills of Funston the grass grows long and deep. And there are pleasant places where a man might fall asleep; Where overhead the white clouds go careen- ing down the sky. And it never seems at Funston that a man could ever die. Upon the hills of Funston there are patient ranks of brown. Where lads with guns and bayonets go marching up and down; There's a splendor rests upon them from the tender, brooding skies. And the ringing sword of freedom is the an- swer of their eyes. Upon the hills of Funston the meadowlarks swing low But there are hills in Flanders where the lads in brown will go, And many pleasant places in the sunny fields of France Where a man may rest him quiet and be mer- ry of the chance. Upon the hills of Funston, in the sun and wind and rain, The sowing of our parents in their darkest hours of pain Bears its golden, laughing harvest out of which the perfect Bread Shall be broken for the nations that are call- ing to be fed. How beautiful, how beautiful the brown and dusty feet Of those who bring glad tidings that shall make the whole world sweet; And there upon the Funston hills the doom of Hate is sealed, Where the patient lines of khaki tramp across a rain-drenched field. ("The Funston Double Track" and Upon tba Hills of Funston" have been set to music by Elizabeth Uhls Liadsey, Overland Park, Kansas.) 10 /THE DEPOT BRIGADE I went to join the army, I thought 'twas mighty fine To be a gory hero in the very front line, To mess around with hand grenades — 'twould be amazing fun To jab a hungry bayonet into a howling Hun, To get my right arm shot in two and lose my eagle eye And hang my spinal column on the barbed- wire fence to dry. King George would come to greet me and take me back to Blighty And pin a colored ribbon on my pretty little nighty ; Then when the war was over, with all my deeds bewilderin' rd scare into coniption fits my children's children's children. And so I came to Funston, — ^the weather went to zero. And underneath the shower-bath I hardly looked a hero. They stuck me in the kitchen, I mounted guard all night. And I was such an Ichabod my clothes they looked a fright. I scrubbed the hall a dozen times and fin- ished up the floor ; The corporal, he came along and said, "Now scrub some more." They bawled me out at reveille, they nagged me at retreat, 11 They made remarks I really think I'd better not repeat; But worst of all their insults — alas, the sorry trade — They turned at last and stuck me in the De- pot Brigade. Now all the friends I ever had are fighting Huns in France, TheyVe raised Old Glory to the winds in Pershing's great advance. They've died in German dug-outs, they've given lives to save Some other wounded fellow from a muddy Flanders grave. They've swept like eagles through the sky and won the cross of war. Their youth is like a flaming sword, their fate a falling star. But I am here in Funston — God knows how long I'll stay, I search the printed list of dead with grow- ing dread each day. For when the war is over and all of history made. They'll say, "He stayed in Funston in the De- pot Brigade." (Shortly after the publication of the foregoing stanzas the author secured a transfer to the Tenth Division.) 12 THE DOUGHBOY'S LADIES' MONTHLIES Says the Sergeant to the Corporal, "Let's see you make a noise, For someone's sent some magazines to our doughboys; Some ladies' aid society has gone and done us kind, So let's unpack our stocking, and see what we kin find." The Corporal to the Sergeant, he up an' sez, sez he, "There isn't many high-brows in this here compan-ee ; But what we'll do with Harp's Bazaar is more than I can tell Though they say there's lots of readin' in the Ladies Home Journell. The Sergeant stopped to masticate a chew of Navy Plug, "We'll use ih.2iX House and Garden when we buy the parlor rug ; An' when that Denver rookie starts to wash his overalls He kin get some nice suggestions by readin' in McCairsr The Corporal made two shining braids from out his auburn hair, "I think I'll rest a bit," sez he, "an' take up Vanity Fair; 13 I find my figure so obese, I really think I'll try To cut my Butterick jacket-suit from Fashions on the sly/' The Sergeant shook two loaded dice, and drew another card, "I learned this game of checkers from the Youth's Companion, pard, An' when I start to throw a bridge across a boilin' canyon I'll read up that new tatting stitch in the Woman's Home Companion. " The Corporal raised his pewter lid and blew the foam away*, "I get so tender-hearted when I'm readin' Vogue all day, I sometimes think there ain't no use of high ideals an' vision Unless my ruffled bathin' suit is genuine Par- isian." The Sergeant to the Corporal, he up an' sez, sez he, "I think that's all the magazines for this here compan-ee, An' when the boys has read 'em through, I'm sure they'll all be pleadin' To have some more good fashion-plates for desultory readin'." ♦It is of course to be understood that the liquid in the container is Bevo. 14 ^ARMY SHOES For a Sammy in the army, life is just one round of pleasure ; From reveille till taps at night somebody's got his measure : He hits the floor at a quarter of six and grabs his clothes and scoots Where sleepy, cussy sergeant chaps are lin- ing up recruits. They bawl him out the whole day long till he'd like to kill the brutes And every time he turns around some dog- goned bugle toots, — Oh, there's always something popping in the army. But it isn't kitchen duty that gets the new recruity, It isn't peeling onions or cleaning cuspidors. It isn't lack of booty or the shave-tail so sa- lutey. That makes him pray in his honest way to soon be done with wars. It isn't being far from home or being far from booze. It isn't things he doesn't have, or things he'd like to lose. It's the shoes! They take his clothes away from him in the receiving station And send him shivering down the line like Adam at Creation. 15 They poke him in the short ribs and they grab him by the tongue, They say he's got tobacco-heart and can't in- flate his lung, And other personal remarks that seldom have been sung By any poet I have known without his being hung ; Oh, there's always something popping in the army. They give him soap and water because they think they'd orter. They count his spinal column and they mark him up with chalk Till he would give a quarter just to be a blooming martyr And to punch the first young corporal who gives him any talk. It isn't beans and coffee and those peculiar stews In which you meet your long lost child or any- thing you choose, It's the shoes ! I know at last the reason men are "buried in their boots," For shoes make splendid coffins for not too plump recruits ; Or over there in Flanders they will make a cozy row Of cast-off shoes with heels run down or rup- tures in the toe, •And roof them up all shrapnel-proof and cut a door below 16 So every Belgian family has a brand-new bungalow, — Oh, there's always something popping in the army. It isn't German bullets, or even doctored news That gives the lonesome Sammy a fit of army blues, It's the shoes ! I stood retreat the other night all dressed up in my best. The Captain, he looked down the line and hollered, "Pee-rade rest." I bent my left leg at the knee and made my stummick small, My right foot made a backward march six inches to the wall, I grabbed my left thumb, stared in front, and heard the sergeant bawl: "You lop-eared loon, look down and see, your shoe ain't moved at all !" Oh, there's always something popping in the army. If they'd strung me to a girder, I couldn't even stirred her, I moved my foot around inside a dozen dif- ferent ways. But they said the crime was murder, that I should have pulled it furder, And sent me up to Leavenworth and give me thirty days. It isn't fighting Germans, or the poison gas they use — Some day we'll paint old Kaiser Bill a hun- dred different hues — It's the shoes! 17 / LITERACHOOR AT CAMP FUNSTON Oh, all the boys at Funston are a literary lot; When it comes to writing letters they are Johnny-on-the-spot. They're not so strong for Ruskin, Aeschylus, or Charlie Lamb, But they're strong as army mustard for the lays of Uncle Sam, They come into the "Y" at night in an ab- sent-minded way And grab a pen and quart of ink and have a lot to say — For though I never read the books they write in such a hurry There's someone seems to like them, and so it's "We should worry!" 18 ^ A BOX FROM HOME AT FUNSTON When someone gets a box from home in our squad-room Maginnis drops the mopping-stick, and John- son drops the broom, MacPherson's off in a Highland fling, and Terence begins to caper, While Sandy yanks at the cotton string and scatters the wrapping paper. Oh, here's a pound of chocolate fudge that'll turn your whiskers green. And a chicken fried in its juicy hide as brown as a navy bean ; There's angel-food so gol-darned good that you reach for another cut, A box of sinkers sweet with lard and rich as a hazel-nut. Here's a thick divinity-brick, so whet your bowie-knife. And a cocoanut cake that 'ud almost make a bridegroom leave his wife. Like hungry crows we perch in rows on the foot of O'Reilly's bunk, Full to the brim, but waitin' for Slim to carve us another hunk. "Oh, it's hurry up, you lazy pup, or you'll never get a smell; The Kaiser's strong, but Sherman's wrong, when he says that war is — Well, Maginnis, drop your mopping-stick, and Johnson drop your broom. For someone's got a box from home in our squad-room. 19 /VISITORS' DAY AT FUNSTON j When the folks come down to Funston i With Mother in her best i And Father at the steerin '-wheel \ A-sticking out his chest, < With sister Mame excited At all the things she sees, I And Aunt Maria sayin* i "Why! Ain't there any trees?" ; It makes a feller cheerful [ In a kind of home-like way | When the folks come down to Funston j On a Visitin' Day. | You meet them at the Hostess House Beside the Gold Belt Road, i And all the women holler, ^ "Good gracious, ain't you growed !" And sister Mame is watchin' To see if you can spare One of them shiny buttons. An' pattin' down her hair, An' Ma brings out her knittin' j An' says, "We've come to stay." ] Oh, it's mighty fine at Funston ] On a Visitin' Day. When the folks come down to Funston j There's lots of things to see : | The barracks and the mess-room ; And the infirmary, , The smoke-stacks and the laundry, The guns all streaked and pied, ] Our new alfalfa patches J 20 (We're farmin' on the side), The Zone an' Army City Where Father has to pay Till Fm glad he's got the wallet On a Visitin' Day. And then behind the Hostess House We climb up on the hill An' see the golden valley A-lyin' soft an' still. With all the panerammer Of woods an' hills an' skies, It sort of hits you funny An' gets into your eyes ; For you know across the waters Where it's all torn mud and clay, There's lots of people missin' On a Visitin' Day. 21 . BATTALIONS OF THE SOUL i O ye at home in comfort Who laugh and love at ease, Remember those who perish ] To guard your luxuries, S Who on the far-flung ocean i Or through the smoke-dimmed trees ; Pay with their bodies' anguish ^ For the soul's lone victories. ] You have been quick to strengthen j The sinewed strands of steel, \ And squat and spitting monsters Move forward wheel by wheel ; Across the whitened waters j Cuts swift the avenging keel, , And through the fields of heaven ] The awful dews congeal. j But not alone with cannon i Are God's stern battles won, i And not with driven thunder We smite the shameful Hun : i But with our clean young splendor And pulses swift that run We raze the walls of Sodom I And hell's battalions stun. . j What will you give to guard us — | Not in red holocaust \ When the torn fields are streaming j And storms of shell are tossed — 5 But in the lonelier trenches | Where faiths of home are lost i And only a day of living ) Seems worth the bitter cost? 22 A song of Annie Laurie In a Y. M. hut at night, A stamp and sheet of paper, A book, a pipe alight, A reel of Charlie Chaplin, Two boxers squared to fight — These are the things you pay for That keep our bodies white. What are your fields and furrows Your bursting barns of grain, The haze of yellow harvests Across the purple plain. If, when the war is over And your sons come home again, The soul's last fort is taken And faith's defenders slain? (Written for the United War Work Campaign of Kansas.) 23 / ENLISTED 1 i Have you heard the shiver of bodies hurled | Chest on crashing chest, \ When thigh-bones snap like pistol shots | And men meet breast to breast? \ Have you seen the feet of a maddened horse \ Red-wet with the wine of war j And wondered in crushing a comrade's face | What you had killed him for? \ i Ever the sweep of the wave of men ; On the reef of jagged death, I And frozen faces like cockle-shells | Where the breaker billoweth, \ The outflung arms of a down-lipped boy i With his throat shot through — j Perhaps his shoulder brushed your own | Or he slept last night by you. I My fathers followed Washington | Into the forests dim, The blood of Warren at Bunker Hill ] In my veins runs from him, I When Perry crossed from ship to ship ; They bent their arms to row, ; They faced the Mexicans' livid hail j In the shattered Alamo. j The Susquehanna knew their tents, J They perished at Bull Run, j Shenandoah saw our dead ^ Staring at the sun ; ; 24 1 We marched with Sherman to the sea, Starved at Andersonville, And one of us died by the barbed-wire fence Under San Juan Hill. You cannot change the written scroll Nor alter the charted plan, Ever must moaning women quail And man make war on man ; Out of strength must sweetness come — Out of sacrifice We melt the metal and forge the key To enter Paradise. I thank my fathers for what they paid On the altar of the years, I thank the women who gave me birth In agony and tears ; I could not wish that life should ask One payment less from me. And the bugle-call of the arming hosts Sets their old passion free. 25 OH, BOY! OH, JOY {Based on an incident of the Tuscania sinking) "Oh, boy! oh, joy! where do we go from here/* So the band was playing while the ship swam clear. The trip was nearly over, Erin was ahead, Soon we would be tramping down the Flan- ders lanes instead. Smoke was fogging upward, the long low room was blue, While many khaki tales went round, and none of them was true. Then sudden came the crash of doom, and all the lights went out, "Steady, boys, they've hit us," came our cap- tain's ready shout. Groping quickly upward, each one found his waiting boat, But five of them were shattered so we knew they couldn't float. There was calling through the shadows where one sought to find his chum When a rocket split the darkness that was throbbing like a drum. Then the lifeboats struck the water loaded to the very brim And there v/asn't time to bother with the man who couldn't swim. 26 Then there came a cheery whistle from a lad whose ruddy chin Hardly cleared the broken wreckage, "Hi there, fellows, take me in." When we said we couldn't take him, that the boat was loaded down And another man would swamp us so the rest of us would drown, Quick he turned and gave up trying, but his laughter rippled clear, ''Oh, boy! oh, joy where do we go from here. " 27 /TO THE GERMAN EMPEROR AND ALL HIS CLAN Now that avenging armies Hurl back your shattered lines, You lift your cheating proffers And tune your subtle whines; The flail is raised to smite you And now before it fall You would avert the whip-lash In fate's stern judgment-hall. Across the fields of Belgium You leave the spoor of hell, We trace the Beast retreating And mark his actions well; You launch a rain of shrapnel At wounded men in boats. The while you cry us "Comrade With blackly perjured throats »> We have been stern and patient. We have withheld our hand In that firm-lipped appraisement You do not understand ; Now you shall have our answer In storm of belching shell : "No covenant with devils, No compromise with Hell !" 28 J. IN A Y. M. HUT AT FUNSTON I have heard America singing In deep, full-throated choruses, I have seen the youth of my country Lift up the banner of their fathers And with the sword of laughter achieve a silent honor. There are those who arose in the dawning and kissed and parted, Who never again shall hear the cricket re- plying Out of the dim-lit midnight ; There are those who have seen The lilt of a head and the backward glance of assurance turned in the doorway, with the old, old gesture of boyhood ; There are those who shall plow all day in a motionless furrow. But I have heard the gathering of natural, melodious laughter; And I know that no nation, no matter how haughty. Can stand in the hour when the young, swift men of my country Come to the final ambush laughing and sing- ing. (Written in May, 1918.) 29 AUTUMN HILLS OF FUNSTON {To the memory of Lieutenant Robert C. Westman of Massachusetts, killed in action August 10, 1918) Across the hills of Funston the autumn rains have swept, And silent are the grasses where the tiny creatures crept; Brown and red and yellow are the hollov/s of the hills, And violet the twilight where the waning sun- set fills All the little vales and gullies where the prairie roses glowed In early June in Funston beside the trampled road. For yesterday the word came from the sister of a friend. "Bob died in France in August," were the simple words she penned Yet they turned my heart to ashes and they drew across the sky A veil that clouds the sunshine till the day I come to die ; I could have spared a hundred from the store of friends I keep If only death had lifted the sickle from this sleep. O autumn hills of Funston where I wait a prisoner With hands and feet so fettered that I can- not even stir, 30 The glory of the summer and the promise of the spring Are smit with frost of autumn and with black- ened withering; There's a new made grave in Alsace where the sudden poppies start But it's autumn here in Funston and it's win- ter in my heart. 31 LADS OF THE KHAKI RETURNING You tell me the war is soon over, That Hunland has crumbled down And peace in triumphant advances Has won through each flaming town. I greet you, rejoicer, with gladness, Yet mine is the harder fate, For peace with her banners and bugles Has come to me too late. In a grave on the Lorraine sector Where I cannot know even the place, Lies quiet a torn young body, My lad of the shining face. He rose in the hour of our anguish With his eyes on the ultimate star; Now never again may I greet him. He has wandered so far. O honor and beauty and splendor Of manhood as clean as the wind, O hands that were hearty to welcome, O Roland whose trumpet was thinned, Who blew in the beleaguered passes The horn of our desperate chance. Whose faith and whose body were white as The lilies of France 1 The lads of the khaki returning March down the long lanes of the flag, And some of their coat-sleeves are empty. And some are on crutches that drag; They are back to the home of their fathers, They have stormed the battalions of Hate, Yet one face of gay laughter is absent — Peace, you are late, you are late! 32 y^THE WAR AT HOME God of our fathers, with bowed hearts we come In this glad hour when the unscathed rejoices ; Strike Thou each little boaster awed and dumb Before the flame of Pentecostal voices. Our youth has stormed the hosts of hell and won, Yet we who pay the price of their oblation Know that the greater war is just begun Which makes humanity the nation's Nation. 33 ^ PRAYER IN TIME OF VICTORY God of our fathers, Who hast called once more Our far-flung legions to the parent shore Where England guards the gateway of the seas And France upholds man's old equalities, Where Belgium bleeds beneath the steady stars And Serbia flames through freedom's ava- tars, Where grace of Florence and the hills of Rome Still lift the cross to fling helFs cohorts home, Grant Thou, our God Who nerved Cromwell with steel, In Maenad forms cried loud A has Bastile! Who breathed through Garibaldi and Rous- seau And lifted Lincoln to prove a nation's woe, — That we not lightly overthrow the suns Too young, too proud, for all our belching guns. Remember Thou the agony of Thy cross Which turned to triumph all the bitter loss. America runs swift upon appointed feet . . . Stay Thou our steps lest they become too fleet. Break Thou our backs and crown our brows with pain, Lest we become as those that we have slain ; And then in faith of love's great victories Broken with wonder fling us to our knees. 34 OTHER BOOKS BY WILLARD WATTLES Songs from the Hill. University Book Store, Lawrence, Kansas, Sunflowers, A Book of Kansas Poems. A. C. McClurg & Company, Chicago. Lanterns in Gethsemane. E. P. Button & Com- pany, 681 Fifth Avenue, New York City. LIBRftRY OF CONGRESS ■I e 014 131 831 7 *•< .